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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 07:25 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 07:25 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:26 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:26 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 05, 2023 07:26 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:26 PM (xhxe
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That's statistically improbable.
It's equally likely that everybody is kung fu fighting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:27 PM (s12c9)
Anyway...
299 293 Jon Nicosia@NewsPolitics
.@CNN responded to the Don Lemon disaster: "The Variety story provides no actual proof, and instead relies on anonymous sources and unsubstantiated claims from 10 to 15 years ago. CNN is unable to corroborate the alleged accounts." -- WAIT. I thought we 'Believe all Women' ??
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CNN does not truck with anonomous sources and unsubstantiated claims!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
So you're saying CNN is abandoning their entire modus operandi? Huh. What changed?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:28 PM (KY22T)
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Account suspended. The little girl probably thought there were only two sexes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 07:29 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 07:29 PM (SYTee)
Looks like the Buitengebieden account got suspended.
For what, I wonder. It's nothing but cute ameenuhl videos.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 07:30 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And your point ???
Posted by: Heidi at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (jonTH)
CDC sends team to Africa due to Marburg Virus outbreak.
Let's hope they do more than practice masking and keeping a social distance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (X8h+s)
The way that dryer coughed out the clothes and then everything exploded leads me to believe something was wrong with the gas line to the dryer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (ZSK0i)
I have a couple of hoodies in the dryer right now...I should probably double-check the lint trap...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:32 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 07:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:33 PM (eZw+I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:34 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 07:34 PM (VMFAF)
Looks like others are seeing it.
Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2023 07:34 PM (NJ9MR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:35 PM (X8h+s)
What the hell was in there?
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 07:35 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 07:34 PM (VMFAF)
I don't think it'd have the oomph to blow the place up to the extent that occurred. YMMV.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:35 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:36 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: Your Lonely Maytag Repairman at April 05, 2023 07:36 PM (s12c9)
https://tinyurl.com/3byhjv6c
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:36 PM (eZw+I)
Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2023 07:37 PM (NJ9MR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:37 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 05, 2023 07:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
........
and when you landed in Los Angeles you would be sadly disappointed.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 07:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at April 05, 2023 07:38 PM (jonTH)
That dryer explosion happened in Spain -- they said it was caused by a lighter left in a pocket. Lighter got too hot or was damaged by the tumbling, and leaked the fuel out. Boom was the result.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (ZSK0i)
One user in the comments posited a very similar theory.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 07:38 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Your Lonely Maytag Repairman at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (s12c9)
According to what was reconstructed by the local press, a customer would have put his clothes in a dryer, but would have accidentally forgotten a clipper, a charger for lighters, inside a pocket, which overheated with the heat of the machine, triggering the explosion."
https://news.italy24.press/world/437435.html
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (eZw+I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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You would at least be well-informed about the state of humanity...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (BpYfr)
"Women, in other words.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming"
Yeah, like you, who served and have my eternal respect and gratitude.
Little girls should have tea parties and tutus and then they can grow up.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:40 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 07:40 PM (v0R5T)
We will find out there isn't much gold left in the vaults.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:40 PM (R8uWY)
Once when one went sailing right overhead while I was talking with the firefighters at the Ohio State University airport (which then touched down at Morse Rd). And the second time when my wife, the inlaws and I were eating at Fleming's Steakhouse in the North Dallas/Plano area and it went sailing past the window on the north side.
That's quite sufficient, thanks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)
Really? That's BS. Unless that lighter weighed a couple of gallons.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 07:41 PM (+qzZR)
But I kind of like the dryers
They go up like Roman candles
And they burn like piles of tires
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:41 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: fd
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I never had tea parties or tutus as a kid.
But I did blow up Barbies. ; )
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:41 PM (eZw+I)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:41 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:34 PM
I bought a couple of those CO2 bottle float coats instant inflating life jacket things for me and the wife when we had kayaks. They had a 6x8 inch bright yellow cardboard insert that came with them that read....."arm device before wearing".
I think I still have one of those cards.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Your Lonely Maytag Repairman at April 05, 2023 07:39 PM (s12c9)
Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (ZSK0i)
We will find out there isn't much gold left in the vaults.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:40 PM (R8uWY)
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Just a mysterious note:
"Dear American taxpayer, I.O.U. $100 trillion. Pay you back on Tuesday, pinky-swear! Signed, Uncle Sam"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Gwenn at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (9Gr7n)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 07:43 PM (EN9A4)
I've seen a tornado. It came thru the yard. Don't want to do that again. What I really want to see is a ghost. It would clear a lot of things up.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:43 PM (iayUP)
"Fire in the hole!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
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My sister didn't find it so amusing.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (eZw+I)
I'm reading another story about this. The "lighter" was called a "lighter charger". So, was this some sort of device with a Li-ion battery in it?
So not a Bic or similar, but some electronic device.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Doll Eyes Alex thought she could operate a dryer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming"
Oh man you must have been fun to hang out with. You can come in my fort anytime!
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:45 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:45 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (X8h+s)
*SNORT*
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:46 PM (X8h+s)
So not a Bic or similar, but some electronic device.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yeah, definitely not a lighter. The contents may be under pressure, but there's no way an exploding Bic lighter could produce a pressure wave that would blow out windows like that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:46 PM (BpYfr)
This had to be a different kind of lighter.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
So not a Bic or similar, but some electronic device.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Looks left
Looks right
Heads quietly towards the door
Posted by: Samsung at April 05, 2023 07:47 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:46 PM (X8h+s)
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One false move and Skipper gets it.
Posted by: G.I. Joe at April 05, 2023 07:47 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 07:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
An overheated Li ion battery might be another story.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: fd
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I was a tomboy, big time.
I thank God I was a kid back in the 70s/80s as opposed to now...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (4h+q2)
Glamorous camping? Please. That's not camping.
Camping requires:
-building a fire and blowing way too much wood on the fire
-drinking
-talking away the night until you see the dawn breaking and think you should have gotten into the bedroll.
-it needs to be cold, but not too cold. Snow is best. It really sets off the fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (KGlll)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Okay; Spain, butane, heat, boom.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (EN9A4)
A can of lighter fluid?
Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (SYTee)
"Dear American taxpayer, I.O.U. $100 trillion. Pay you back on Tuesday, pinky-swear! Signed, Uncle Sam"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (BpYfr)
It was the Psychlos!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who didn't think the movie was all that bad at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (PiwSw)
This had to be a different kind of lighter.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 07:46 PM (ZLI7S)
This. But mine were for tobacco cigarettes.
Hell, I think I washed a zippo once.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Those, I would only shave their heads.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (4h+q2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (D8mow)
Anywayyyy here is a list of republican laws I disagree with and invite lawsuits so I can overturn them.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (R8uWY)
A triple flame "torch" type lighter, would be the more likely culprit, as they tend to have a tank 2x to 3x the Bic size, and most are charged to a higher pressure than the Bic.
Either way. The heat in the dryer caused the glues that hold the lighter together to fail. The fuel leaked out and ...(this part is VERY key to the size of the blast)... MIXED with the AIR in the dryer.
Then something sparked the fuel-air mixture. Might've been a metallic part of the lighter nicking the metallic drum of the dryer. I doubt the native heat of the dryer achieved flash-point, but the heated gas mix was *this close* to going off at the merest hint of a spark, and so, most emphatically, did.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2023 07:49 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Pat Travers, Live from the Spanish Laundromat at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (4h+q2)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)
I thank God I was a kid back in the 70s/80s as opposed to now...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (4h+q2)
THIS. So much this. Having Reagan as a president though really gave us a distorted view of what a politician could be though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (kGtj5)
That meant US T's were the reserve asset of choice for the world. And USD was currency of choice.
If the US is no longer Hegemon. Then the above two change.
Btw, it already happened. And Gold has become the reserve asset of choice for States and Financial Entities. That's why CHN and RUS et al and JPM have been buyiing phys gold. It started a few years ago.
Now, how to deal with all the offshore USDs coming back and the lack of foreign buyers for USTs is the real problem the drcisionmakers are dealing with.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Black with black face mask too?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (EN9A4)
I think I still have one of those cards.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (ncXxy)
Guess I'm kinda fucked huh?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (X8h+s)
That's what I first thought a "lighter charger" would be, a can of fluid or something, but then they refer to it as an electronic device.
I think there's some translation problem here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
Well, other than the lack of houses to suck up into the air and disperse over a wide area for the waterspout. And the waterspout smells like fish.
Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (NJ9MR)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)
Well, you could say the same about the 60s, 50s, 40s, 30s, 20s, 10s, 00s (definitely, before the assclown Wilson got the ball rolling), 90s...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (EN9A4)
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I'm gonna plead the fifth on that...though if I'm ever out and about when Antifa is around, I *might* be able to blend in...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 07:52 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:52 PM (KGlll)
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
LeonardWashington 🐺 🐺 @baxterburgundie · Apr 3
It was caused by a lighter lmao the investigators in Spain have literally confirmed this already
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 07:53 PM (Vwz3I)
Either GI Barbie or Chemo Barbie
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (X8h+s)
I hate everything you stand for!
Posted by: Sinéad O'Connor Barbie at April 05, 2023 07:53 PM (PiwSw)
Daniel de Visé
Wed, April 5, 2023 at 5:00 AM CDT·6 min read
At some point in the not-too-distant past, a new car became a luxury purchase.
The average price for a new vehicle hit $49,500 at the end of last year, compared to $38,948 just three years earlier. Skyrocketing interest rates pushed the average monthly car payment on a five-year loan to $723 in March.
walk you fuckers
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at April 05, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:55 PM (KGlll)
I wonder what our 30s will be like.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:55 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:55 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)
I thank God I was a kid back in the 70s/80s as opposed to now...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:48 PM (4h+q2)
Same here. I just had this same discussion with my sister about an hour ago. We still have all of our original parts, thank God and good parents.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2023 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:56 PM (KGlll)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 05, 2023 07:56 PM (4h+q2)
Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 07:57 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: GWB at April 05, 2023 07:51 PM (NJ9MR)
I was in Playa de Carmen with the fam when a water spout touched down a few hundred yard off the beach. It was fascinating until it began to make its way on shore.
Posted by: Antifag at April 05, 2023 07:57 PM (gryET)
The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 11% of American Adults say a member of their household died from COVID-19, while 86% answer no. Ten percent (10%) say a member of their household has died whose death they think may have been caused by side effects of COVID-19 vaccines, while 85% say there were no such deaths in their household.
So mom was 8 years cure of breast cancer. Got shot in March 2021, died Oct 2021.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at April 05, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)
Good thriller
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 07:58 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)
***
I had a real Huck Finn childhood in the early 60's. It was awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:59 PM (KGlll)
Thank you, Sis!
One of my goals in life was to grow up and become a Dirty Old Man.
Now? I'm just waiting on Age! lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2023 07:59 PM (e6UQI)
For $500 Alex, what is a tranny?
That water forest looks like a tree farm. All in neat rows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 07:59 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 07:43 PM (iayUP)
No thank you.
Any creature visiting from the other side isn't good. That ain't Casper.
Posted by: DaisyB at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)
Same, but in the 70s. It was glorious.
Posted by: Antifag at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (gryET)
-Geneva Convention card from when he was a Captain. Would have to be during Korea, I think.
-A set of silver bars.
-a name plate
-a lighter monogramed with the 44th AAA Brigade Officer's Club
-another lighter from GE Missle and Space vehicle Department
-a little handbook on the Coast Artillery Corps from 1943.
-Another lighter from after he made Major from August 31 1958.
-two non-zippo windproof lighters. I like the designs.
The funny thing is: I never saw him smoke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 07:27 PM
We're fast as lightning.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Antifag at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (gryET)
Ugh - sock fail - again!!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (gryET)
Posted by: DaisyB "
Wouldn't it clear up any doubts you may have?
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: fd
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Caught my eye.... Mr k was just reading the paper and asked me what the 30 by 30 plan was. No clue so I looked it up. Biden is gonna F us big time.
Posted by: Molly k. at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (j/yko)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 07:31 PM (R8uWY)
He's an upper-decker in the toilet of the body politic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:02 PM (tkR6S)
Daily Mail
https://tinyurl.com/muddxhy7
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 08:02 PM (geLO8)
The explosion happened in La Coruna, Spain. One story I found quotes the fire dept there as saying it was caused by a "power bank" left in the dryer.
This is some kind of translation problem with the media running with this story.
This was probably some Li-ion battery explosion caused by overheating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Antifag at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (gryET)
Concur. I discovered beer in 1970. The 70's were a blast!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 08:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:01 PM (iayUP)
I honestly have never had doubts. Don't know why.
Posted by: DaisyB at April 05, 2023 08:03 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 08:04 PM (386ly)
Daily Mail
https://tinyurl.com/muddxhy7
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 08:02 PM (geLO
25 bucks same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2023 08:04 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Diogenes
I discovered beer and women in the '70s. Many times, both at the same time!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 08:04 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (VaXFS)
-two non-zippo windproof lighters. I like the designs.
The funny thing is: I never saw him smoke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:00 PM (kGtj5)
Were the lighters maybe for survival purposes?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (ZSK0i)
Top uuhh can't say Men now can we...
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (X8h+s)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 08:04 PM (qoGsy)
You drink the beer to meet the women. Ah, the good old days of horrible beer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)
The explosion happened in La Coruna, Spain. One story I found quotes the fire dept there as saying it was caused by a "power bank" left in the dryer.
==
A power bank is one of those portable sell phone chargers. So yeah, a rechargable battery
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:06 PM (yu8eA)
Bad years for tornadoes
https://tinyurl.com/2fzatjpm
https://tinyurl.com/r8kbdxed
https://tinyurl.com/yc7vumu5
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 08:06 PM (63Dwl)
I've seen a few near Tampa and in the Keys but most were kind of small.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 08:07 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (ZSK0i)
No, he did smoke at one time, but he had quit before I was born. And it stuck. Grandma still smoked like a chimney and went through hell quitting. It never seemed to bother him in the slightest. He was like a deep lake. Most calm man I have ever met. I wish I had a tenth of that... centeredness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:07 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 08:08 PM (X8h+s)
So not a Bic or similar, but some electronic device.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 07:44 PM (Mzdiz)
I took it to mean one of those small aluminum cylinders of butane, maybe 2 ounces, that are used to refill butane lighters and pencil torches.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:08 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)
I saw the Yodeling Bats open for Weird Al at the Apollo in '93.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 05, 2023 08:08 PM (PiwSw)
Top. Trannies.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 08:09 PM (Xrfse)
empty all pockets before putting clothes in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 08:08 PM (X8h+s)
What, you do not love the sound of that bolt you had in a pocket rattling around in the dryer or washer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:09 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 08:07 PM (63Dwl)
Worked fine for me.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 05, 2023 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 08:10 PM (eGTCV)
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Well, it'll give them a chance to practice lying and covering up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 08:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM (VaXFS)
Posted by: Duncanthrax "
Ah yes but can you name the two species that also transport coconuts on their yearly journey?
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)
"That's not a noose, that's my necktie, you dolt!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 05, 2023 08:12 PM (PiwSw)
There are some videos of people blowing up Bic lighters to see what happens. Basically, put the Bic over an open flame, step back and watch.
It makes a little pop, barely anything to see. If that happened in your front pocket, you might have a bad day, maybe some involuntary transitioning.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 05, 2023 08:12 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 07:47 PM (anj39)
On the family cabin cruiser as a yute on Lake Erie. Spied a waterspout about a mile away. Fortunately on reciprocal headings. Fun times!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at April 05, 2023 08:12 PM (8C7+r)
empty all pockets before putting clothes in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 08:08 PM (X8h+s)
What, you do not love the sound of that bolt you had in a pocket rattling around in the dryer or washer?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:09 PM (kGtj5)
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CKANG CLANG
Posted by: The belt with the big ass metal buckle you forgot to take off at April 05, 2023 08:12 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Who brings the stationary bats food?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (EN9A4)
Never ask a question you can't afford the answer to.
Posted by: DaveA at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (FhXTo)
Heh.
I can see a whole ad campaign here.
United pilot spills his guts in 15 minutes!
Alaska pilots freeze when feds break into room.
Etc...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (386ly)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 05, 2023 07:59 PM (KGlll)
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French, Spanish, Danish, Swedish and Austrian armies laying waste to all of central Europe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "
That is boss! Silly, but boss!
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:14 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Who brings the stationary bats food?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 08:13 PM (EN9A4)
Yo!
Posted by: Uber Eats at April 05, 2023 08:15 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
the Old Ways are best.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 08:15 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: VDH at April 05, 2023 08:15 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:15 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
"That's not a noose, that's my necktie, you dolt!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
LOL!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM
African or European?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at April 05, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
*Glares evilly*
Posted by: A Pissed Off Penguin at April 05, 2023 08:17 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:35 PM (X8h+s)
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but mainly chocolate.
Posted by: Ciampino - chocolate for the win at April 05, 2023 08:18 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/mtakbxy7
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 08:18 PM (xhxe8)
Come on. Try growing a pair. Not like the kitty was dead.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 05, 2023 08:18 PM (gv7Yb)
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Defenestrating political enemies?
Woohoo!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Joe Wagner at April 05, 2023 08:19 PM (O/+Mn)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:19 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:11 PM
African or European?
Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at April 05, 2023 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)
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Are there no South American swallows?
Posted by: Ciampino -- chocolate for the win at April 05, 2023 08:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:19 PM (s12c9)
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To "light one up" for the ladies.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:20 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Ciampino
There are down Panama way.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 08:20 PM (qoGsy)
Seems to defeat the purpose of having wings.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Stationery bats hang out at Office Depot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (tkR6S)
Camping requires:
-building a fire and blowing way too much wood on the fire
-drinking
-talking away the night until you see the dawn breaking and think you should have gotten into the bedroll.
-it needs to be cold, but not too cold. Snow is best. It really sets off the fire.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Gotta have s'more's
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (U2p+3)
You misspelled bourbon.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Joe Wagner
Yep. The wokies are catching up to all of the comments that criticized the tranny shooter. I was permanently suspended for saying that we have to start treating trans a ls the mental illness it is. They called it inciting violence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:22 PM (R8uWY)
The important question is whether they put the lime in the coconut, and drink'em bode up?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:22 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:19 PM (iayUP)
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Yes there are, I see them in the grocer's all the time when I go buy meat not obtained by killing.
Posted by: Any city slicker in a Blue city at April 05, 2023 08:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:15 PM (iayUP)
I always have a lighter around when I'm MIG welding
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:22 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:23 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2023 07:37 PM (X8h+s)
And the eyes of the Super Tornadoes will contain Murder Hornets!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: REDACTED"
In your pocket? I might have one laying on the bench to light a torch.
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Inspector Clueless at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (zgbIo)
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe8)
still think it was a buck and some change
I never smoked but it was a good ice breaker
haven't used it in 20 years
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3)
Presumably the same way their grandfathers did.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (DTX3h)
Oh, good. We need a break.
Posted by: The Sharks at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (R8uWY)
Hope everyone has a pleasant evening
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 08:26 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (R8uWY)
Are you sure they aren't Mennonite? Kind of Amish Lite as it were.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:26 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (R8uWY)
If it did, it would be poisonous and want to kill you.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM
Antarctica has coconuts? Must be the migratory kind.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:28 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:29 PM (s12c9)
If it did, it would be poisonous and want to kill you.
Posted by: Archimedes
Ixnay! Ixnay! Ixnay!
Posted by: Aussie Tourist Bureau at April 05, 2023 08:29 PM (jonTH)
I think they just have a progressive bishop. Don't have their own phone, they use one owned by the guy they hire to drive them around.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:29 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (tkR6S)
Fj*k that! Send 'em to Shemya!
Posted by: Adak Seagull and Feathered Friends Union #122 at April 05, 2023 08:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM
More like sorting Eagle $hit on Adak, not too many seagulls there as the eagles kill them and drive them off. At least they did when we were stationed there in the 80s.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 08:29 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:24 PM (R8uWY)
Lasers are powered by electricity, too. Dumfucks. You could use a surveyor's level, and a level rod, or a few yards of clear plastic hose taped to a pair of yards, and filled with colored water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:26 PM (gryET)
My thought also
If they drove to the site they can't be Amish; but if they had a non-Amish driver then that's ok
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: Mister Scott
What do you think the polar bears eat?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (QqfS2)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)
Ooooo. This would be a cool one to toss to some millennials: A chalk line (not sure what the proper name is for the tool- the one with the wound up string with the chalk inside.) How long do you think it would take for them to figure out what it was for?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:31 PM (kGtj5)
still think it was a buck and some change
I never smoked but it was a good ice breaker
haven't used it in 20 years
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM (us2H3)
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You could use it as a recognition signal for Ethan Hunt.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:31 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (AwYPR)
BTW, avoid the Watchman campground at Zion. It is for the most part a treeless sun-scorched hellscape.
Posted by: DB - reaching the conclusion at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (yu8eA)
Hope everyone has a pleasant evening
Posted by: Skip
Hope it really isn't the "Last Bedtime"!
Night Skip.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2023 08:32 PM (rhEFQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:23 PM (s12c9)
But the African sparrow did
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (FBltX)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (iayUP)
So they could drive a Tesla as long as they charge it on a gas generator?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., nephew of President John F. Kennedy and son of former U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy, is running for president as a Democrat, according to a statement of candidacy filed with the Federal Election Commission on Wednesday.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (R8uWY)
I assume anyone selling me anything not on a farm claiming to be Amish is fake. Unless I see their famer tan start on their wrist. Or they're leathery af.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:35 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2023 08:35 PM (u73oe)
I've been seeing California tourist commercials lately. Yeah, boy! An exciting visit San Fran! What could be better?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 08:35 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:36 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 08:37 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: observer at April 05, 2023 08:37 PM (FBltX)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
I think that's from Leviticus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 08:37 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 08:35 PM (FVME7)
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Come for the empty storefronts
Stay for the aggressive homeless people
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 08:37 PM (s12c9)
NEW 🚨 Buitengebieden, the video-posting account with 2.1 million followers has been suspended on Twitter
UPDATE: “My account on Twitter is suspended because music (in videos) isn’t allowed there,” the account owner said.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)
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Red back, funnel web, blue ringed octopus
Tai-pan, tiger snake and a box jellyfish
Stone fish
And the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up
Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (2hlEI)
Glamping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Sounds like what the mome raths were doing just before they outgrabe.
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (R8uWY)
He is a Gerbil Worming True Believer. Showed his ass in Alberta a few years ago, when he arrived during a chinook, and claimed it was evidence of Global Warming. No, fuckhead, it's a Chinook wind, and they happen at intervals every Winter. It's just weather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:39 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)
No, they don't drive any kind of automobiles. They can ride in one, but not drive. Some more liberal ones are allowed to use bicycles.
I think they are allowed to ride on trains for long trips.
Also whatever tech they use us usually not in the home. It could be in the place of business though.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:40 PM (yu8eA)
Tai-pan, tiger snake and a box jellyfish
Stone fish
And the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up
Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (2hlEI)
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Don't forget the platypus and gympie gympie plant, both of which have a toxin which may not be fatal, but you'll wish it was.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 08:40 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:36 PM (eOEVl)
The root is causist. I just put try on the end. Idk.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:40 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:34 PM (R8uWY)
He is a Gerbil Worming True Believer. Showed his ass in Alberta a few years ago, when he arrived during a chinook, and claimed it was evidence of Global Warming. No, fuckhead, it's a Chinook wind, and they happen at intervals every Winter. It's just weather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:39 PM (tkR6S)
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RFK's family were nutso.
Nutso.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:40 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (anj39)
My life is ruined. Whatever shall I do? Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:25 PM
Antarctica has coconuts? Must be the migratory kind.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2023 08:27 PM (ncXxy)
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It's those penguins you know.
Posted by: Ciampino - moving moving moving at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 08:36 PM (eOEVl)
A causistry is where they make the Causa Marzo cheese with the maggots in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (tkR6S)
Nutso.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:40 PM (2hlEI)
A debate between Biden and RFK Jr. would be Must See TV. Of course, Biden's handlers would never let that happen....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (1ais2)
Was in a TV studio co-located with a 1000 ft tower in WNY. Saw people gathered around the front doors on the security cameras. It was lunchtime, only around 15 of us in the building. Went out the back door to see what everyone was looking at. Sky looked like a bruise- purple, green and black. Then I saw the tornado - about a quarter mile away and heading towards us. Went back in and got in the PA - "Everyone come to Master Control!" We all gathered, held hands and prayed the Our Father. Transmitter hiccuped, lights flickered and that was it! Tornado diverted before it got to the station. It looked like a biggun to me, but ran through nearby yards with minimal damage. I was sure it was going to bring that tower down on our heads.
Posted by: Leon Sphinx at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (UIngH)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)
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Halfwit? That doesn't narrow things down.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:43 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)
You'll need to be more specific.
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 08:43 PM (AwYPR)
So many suckers.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (1ais2)
I think we have an Amish Truther here guys.
Of course, to follow the analogy, that means in 20 years we will realize he was right...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:44 PM (kGtj5)
Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2023 08:44 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:41 PM (R8uWY)
Anabaptists. Don't remember the specifics.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:44 PM (gryET)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (PiwSw)
Funny thing.... JFK would be to the RIGHT of Trump if he was still around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (oHd/0)
A Man who has made a career out of mocking women, Dylan Mulvaney is now getting paid tens of thousands 💰to be a brand ambassador/ model/ paid brand partner for these brands:
• Nike Women
• Bud Light
• Ole Henrikson
• Plaza Hotel
• Mac
• Ulta Beauty
• Tampax
• Crest
• Kate Spade
• Ok Cupid
• Svedka Vodka
• Urban Decay
• Walmart
• Mugler
• Rent the Runway
• Aritzia
• Charlotte Tilbury
Many of these brands target women and many of the products Dylan advertises like the Nike Sports Bra and Tampax are for women only. This not only makes a mockery of women, it shows Dylan’s young followers that if you mock women, you get rewarded with fame and fortune.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Mister Scott
What do you think the polar bears eat?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:30 PM (R8uWY)
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Polar bears eat coconuts? No wonder Al Gore found their numbers decreasing, no coconuts in the arctic.
Posted by: Ciampino -- moving moving moving at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom
I think that's from Leviticus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Codified in the First Letter of Paul to Maxwell, but based on Levitical laws.
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/mtakbxy7
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 08:18 PM (xhxe
That's very interesting. Listen to the guy talk very carefully. He describes how he would hang out with his guy friends and not feel like one of the guys, etc etc. What he was trying to say basically was, "I don't feel like a man." So he's implicitly defining womanhood and femininity as a sort of void or vacuum or absence. "I don't feel manly ergo I must be a woman." That's some really interesting...and really fucked up...reasoning. I wish I was a psychiatrist cuz I bet you could kick that around for weeks and buy a nice little boat from all the billable hours.
And then I start thinking and I think ya know, this guy really is a woman cuz he's got a big gaping hole inside of him and it needs filling pronto.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: vmom
I think that's from Leviticus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Codified in the First Letter of Paul to Maxwell, but based on Levitical laws.
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
The Energizer Bunny is kosher?
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 08:46 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (+qzZR)
Phrasing?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:47 PM (gryET)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 05, 2023 08:47 PM (VaXFS)
Of course, to follow the analogy, that means in 20 years we will realize he was right...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2023 08:44 PM (kGtj5)
Amish exist. I have met them. I am from that area. There aren't that many. And they stay away from outsiders. Fairly inbred and huge and strong. Good people in their way.
Most Amish are scammers.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:47 PM (1ais2)
I think the Amish go by these two precepts:
Romans 12:2
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."
James 1:27
"Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:48 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:49 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (+qzZR)
he's all yours, my friend
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:49 PM (us2H3)
The Fed just announced it will introduce its “FedNow” Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) in July. CBDCs grease the slippery slope to financial slavery and political tyranny.
While cash transactions are anonymous, a #CBDC will allow the government to surveil all our private financial affairs. The central bank will have the power to enforce dollar limits on our transactions restricting where you can send money, where you can spend it, and when money expires.
A CBDC tied to digital ID and social credit score will allow the government to freeze your assets or limit your spending to approved vendors if you fail to comply with arbitrary diktats, i.e. vaccine mandates.
The Fed will initially limit its CBDC to interbank transactions but we should not be blind to the obvious danger that this is the first step in banning and seizing bitcoin as the Treasury did with gold 90 years ago today in 1933.
Watch as governments, which never let a good crisis go to waste, use Covid-19 and the banking crisis to usher in a new wave of CBDCs as a safe haven from germ-laden paper currencies or as protection against bank runs
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:49 PM (Vwz3I)
I think the Amish go by these two precepts:
Romans 12:2
"And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God."
James 1:27
"Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:48 PM
Nonconformity to the world, also called separation from the world, is a Christian doctrine based on Romans 12:2,[1][2] 2. Corinthians 6:17 and other verses of the New Testament
From la Wik: https://tinyurl.com/2p9xswrr
Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (gryET)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:45 PM (Vwz3I)
He needs to become a Napalm spokesmodel for Dow Chemical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 08:49 PM (us2H3)
I'm sorry but the road is my bride and I am her faithful servant.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 08:51 PM (+qzZR)
You damn right they are! Just a moment ago I got a call on my phone telling me the warranty on my buggy was about to expire and the nice lady on the phone was willing to extend it and give me a discount!!!
Posted by: say what? at April 05, 2023 08:51 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:52 PM (yu8eA)
The snowpack is so deep that it currently contains roughly 30 million acre-feet of water — or more water than Lake Mead, the nation's largest reservoir, according to an LA Times analysis of snow sensor data.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 08:52 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Lycia Naff at April 05, 2023 08:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (yu8eA)
He was anti-vax before the clot shot existed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:55 PM (tkR6S)
From la Wik: https://tinyurl.com/2p9xswrr
Posted by: Heavy Meta
2. Corinthians 6:17
Therefore, “Come out from among them, and be ye separate,” saith the Lord. “And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you,
" Don't touch unclean things" seems perv-phobic if you ask me
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:56 PM (yu8eA)
UPDATE - 3 police officers and at least 3 suspects were shot in undercover fentanyl bust in Kansas — KCPD said all three officers have serious, but non-life threatening injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 08:59 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
They choose to live like there 18th Century ancestors did. Keep it simple, more or less. Grew up around lots of them in West PA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 09:00 PM (D8mow)
@TheInsiderPaper · 4h
NEW 🚨 A longtime Democratic state representative Tricia Cotham in North Carolina switched parties, giving Republicans veto-proof control in both chambers of the legislature, allowing them to bypass Gov. Roy Cooper, a Democrat.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 09:01 PM (Vwz3I)
So many suckers.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 08:42 PM (1ais2)
I think we have an Amish Truther here guys.
Of course, to follow the analogy, that means in 20 years we will realize he was right...
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Awiens...
Posted by: Cute Fuzzy Kitten at April 05, 2023 09:02 PM (D8mow)
Very moist. Didn't figure it out until I stood up and my leg felt cold and wet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:03 PM (U2p+3)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2023 09:03 PM (ENBF0)
If it did, it would be poisonous and want to kill you.
Posted by: Archimedes
The now-extinct Australian coconuts were safe.
The Australian coconut spiders--which are ambush predators whose abdomens look just like coconuts--those are poisonous. And big.
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2023 09:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (yu8eA)
He was anti-vax before the clot shot existed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:55 PM (tkR6S)
Yeah, that is another 'label' which pisses me off. I am NOT Anti VAX. I am anti shots that do genetic engineering that don't even protect us from a disease.
Its like calling someone a Transphobe... Phobe means irrational Fear. I don't fear Trans, I just refuse to support them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2023 09:06 PM (oHd/0)
Very moist. Didn't figure it out until I stood up and my leg felt cold and wet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:03 PM (U2p+3)
Reason 832, why I don't have cats.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2023 09:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:03 PM (U2p+3)
Cat puke hot.
Cat puke cold.
Cat puke on the couch,
Three hours old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:06 PM (tkR6S)
a really wierd find in that neck of the woods
I saw the same mennonite family a few months later at Brimfield MA antique week
a couple of them helped me load my 20 ft trailer
wouldn't accept any payment
I thought the chests were dirt cheap but they musta thought they got over on me
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)
Its like calling someone a Transphobe... Phobe means irrational Fear. I don't fear Trans, I just refuse to support them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2023 09:06 PM (oHd/0)
Me too. Not opposed to traditional and effective vaccinations. The clot shot is neither traditional nor effective, and is harm-inducing.
BUt, IIRC, RFK Jr. was all in on the "vaccines cause autism" malarkey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:09 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2023 09:09 PM (ffPN2)
and after that, it will become the norm for Presidents
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 09:11 PM (us2H3)
Cat puke cold.
Cat puke on the couch,
Three hours old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I hope we have the chance to meet again. You are such a lovely man. Thank you for the laugh!
And yes, PabloD, another glass is in order!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2023 09:11 PM (ffPN2)
Posted by: fly gal at April 05, 2023 09:12 PM (6CtMt)
Very moist. Didn't figure it out until I stood up and my leg felt cold and wet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:03 PM (U2p+3)
Mew!
Purrrrrrr
Posted by: Your Cat at April 05, 2023 09:12 PM (+qzZR)
I bet they even knew he'd said pussy.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 09:13 PM (vuQMF)
Posted by: Lucy the Fink at April 05, 2023 09:14 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:14 PM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/tbbkmczd
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Hahaha
Of course Cindy McCain got a gig with the UN.
Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 09:14 PM (vuQMF)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the behinder I get at April 05, 2023 09:15 PM (hy82f)
I'm not sure if this is an update. We do have new pictures and I'll put them up later when my young'un wakes up. She's the posting expert.
Scarlet finally has come out of hiding.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates"
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
Posted by: Ciampino - kittens will be fab at April 05, 2023 09:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the behinder I get at April 05, 2023 09:15 PM (hy82f)
How long was your bus?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:16 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Lucy the Fink at April 05, 2023 09:16 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 09:16 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: SFGoth
I should know better. Rookie mistake, for sure.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:16 PM (U2p+3)
Like the shingles vaccine. Does that even work?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 09:16 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:17 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2023 09:18 PM (u73oe)
Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman
Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:18 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2023 09:19 PM (ffPN2)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 08:50 PM (yu8eA)
He was anti-vax before the clot shot existed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:55 PM (tkR6S)
Yeah, that is another 'label' which pisses me off. I am NOT Anti VAX. I am anti shots that do genetic engineering that don't even protect us from a disease.
Its like calling someone a Transphobe... Phobe means irrational Fear. I don't fear Trans, I just refuse to support them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 05, 2023 09:06 PM (oHd/0)
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I'm with you on both antivax and labeling everything as a phobia, they don't seem to know what a phobia means.
Posted by: Ciampino - English-Greek-Latin lessons are needed at April 05, 2023 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
Stop raiding the liquor cabinet! You keep leaving the martini shaker in the sink. You think I don't know what you're up to?!?!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:20 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2023 09:18 PM (u73oe)
One head butt from a cat it worth 25 vomit clean ups.
One purr face rub is worth 50.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:21 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom
Aye and there's the rub. Whom do we trust anymore?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 09:21 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Lucy the Fink at April 05, 2023 09:22 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ciampino - English-Greek-Latin lessons are needed at April 05, 2023 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
They know what it means...they do it on purpose.
Posted by: BignJames at April 05, 2023 09:22 PM (AwYPR)
And yes, PabloD, another glass is in order!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:11 PM (U2p+3)
Awww...(shuffles feet in dust)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:23 PM (tkR6S)
On Tuesday morning, at 2:35 a.m., the San Francisco Police Department responded to a report of a stabbing near the 300 block of Main Street in SoMa. He was taken to a hospital but succumbed to his injuries.
Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:23 PM (RovqD)
Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman
Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:18 PM (RovqD)
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Q.: How many beers for the observer(s) or for DM?
Posted by: Ciampino -- English-Greek-Latin lessons are needed at April 05, 2023 09:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)
They might have just thought you were a gentleman and nice to deal with. It could happen.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:24 PM (xhaym)
I had chicken pox as a kid, so I am already infected, right? Don't see how a vaccine can help.
I guess my best bet is try and stay healthy.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 09:24 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 09:25 PM (1ais2)
On Tuesday morning, at 2:35 a.m., the San Francisco Police Department responded to a report of a stabbing near the 300 block of Main Street in SoMa. He was taken to a hospital but succumbed to his injuries.
Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:23 PM (RovqD)
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Like the rape victim, he was asking for it (by living in San Francisco).
/Ace included this story in an earlier post today
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:26 PM (yVPr3)
Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman
Posted by: SMOD
I'm sure he throws like a girl when he's sober.
"Throw like a girl" and "pass as a woman" mean the same thing, right?
Posted by: mikeski at April 05, 2023 09:26 PM (DgGvY)
https://tinyurl.com/tbbkmczd
Posted by: fly gal at April 05, 2023 09:12 PM (6CtMt)
another day, another grift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:26 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMOD at April 05, 2023 09:23 PM (RovqD)
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I admire him for having the authentic urban experience.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 05, 2023 09:26 PM (s12c9)
On Tuesday morning, at 2:35 a.m., the San Francisco Police Department responded to a report of a stabbing near the 300 block of Main Street in SoMa. He was taken to a hospital but succumbed to his injuries.
Posted by: SMOD
The FBI has an APB on 2 Nigerian guys wearing MAGA hats.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 05, 2023 09:27 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 05, 2023 09:28 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 09:28 PM (1ais2)
https://tinyurl.com/tbbkmczd
Posted by: fly gal at April 05, 2023 09:12 PM (6CtMt)
another day, another grift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:26 PM (tkR6S)
The Old Lesbian 'do fits her nicely.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:28 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: PabloD at April 05, 2023 09:19 PM (ffPN2)
Shingles is supposedly caused by the chickenpox virus dormant in your system waking up because your body forgets how to deal with it. It used to be that interacting with kids with chickenpox would keep your immune system on its game suppressing it.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2023 09:18 PM (u73oe)
One head butt from a cat it worth 25 vomit clean ups.
One purr face rub is worth 50.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:21 PM (5xURv)
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Waking up to a cat licking your nose? Priceless.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:30 PM (BpYfr)
U.S. · APR 2, 2023 · 234
Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman
U.S. — In a match made in heaven, a beverage that tries to pass itself as beer has hired as its spokesperson a man trying to pass himself off as a woman
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 09:31 PM (FVME7)
One purr face rub is worth 50.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:21 PM (5xURv)
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Waking up to a cat licking your nose? Priceless.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:30 PM (BpYfr)
Before or after it licked its ass?
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:31 PM (+qzZR)
https://tinyurl.com/r8kbdxed
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
This linked article is for 1974. I lived about 14 miles from Xenia, Ohio. As part of the Wiki article says, about half the city was destroyed.
And it was really never rebuilt. There is still years later, a lot of empty places in the town.
It was a an F5, and although 32 people were killed in the tornado, they were lucky that it was not a lot worse. Whole housing subdivisions were literally destroyed.
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at April 05, 2023 09:31 PM (tjZg/)
I had chicken pox as a kid, so I am already infected, right? Don't see how a vaccine can help.
I guess my best bet is try and stay healthy.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 09:24 PM (yu8eA)
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Shingles can erupt only if you've had chicken pox at some stage. Then the virus stays in you.
Posted by: Ciampino - I didn't know chickens got poxed at April 05, 2023 09:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 05, 2023 09:28 PM (3/XaG)
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That's probably true of a lot of weather phenomena. We only *think* things may be worse now because we are so enthusiastically recording data. We can't go back a thousand years to watch vicious storms sweeping across the Great Plains that dwarf anything we see today.
Oh, and windmill farms may be altering the climate more than we think...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:32 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:30 PM (BpYfr)
Before or after it licked its ass?
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:31 PM (+qzZR)
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Since I was asleep, I guess there was no way to know for sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:33 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 05, 2023 09:28 PM (3/XaG)
Friend of mine used to fly pipeline patrol in Alberta. he said he saw numerous tornado tracks out in the Forestry Reserve, a wiggly line of downed trees. Tornadoes that were never reported because nobody saw them, and they petered out before getting to a populated area.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:33 PM (tkR6S)
What is the reason your cat licks your face?
1. It's showing affection by way of social grooming.
2. It's predatory behavior and is taste testing you to check if you've reached peak deliciousness.
3. It just finished licking its asshole and is trying to get the shit taste out of its mouth.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:34 PM (+qzZR)
NBC Debuts New Show 'Law & Order: Falsification Of Business Records Unit'
NEW YORK, NY — In order to capitalize on the current focus of New York City prosecutors on offenses related to business record keeping, NBC has announced plans to debut a new show titled Law & Order: Falsification of Business Records Unit.
"This really falls in line with the show's tradition of creating hard-hitting programming that is, as we like to say, ‘ripped from the headlines,'" said NBCUniversal CEO Jeff Shell. "Why should we waste time with Law & Order shows that deal with minor stuff like murder, organized crime, sexual assault, and other totally insignificant cases when we can go after the big stories like inaccurate business bookkeeping?"
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)
Woman Transitions From Being Cold Due To Weather To Being Cold Due To Air Conditioning
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:31 PM (+qzZR)
It seems that the dogs that don't eat poop are the dogs that like to roll in dead deer, eat half of it and puke it up on the living room rug.
Hairballs are the lesser evil.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)
U.S. · APR 2, 2023 · 234
Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman
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Brilliant.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:36 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:36 PM (KAi1n)
I guess my best bet is try and stay healthy.
Posted by: vmom
Yes, the Chicken pox virus (herpes Simplex) will lay dormant for years, and can, under some conditions, come back for adults as shingles (herpes zoster). I got them when I was 40 years old, and infected my (now) ex-wife and oldest son (who was about 8 months old with Chicken pox.
The covid vaxx seems to trigger shingles often. Bad cases of shingles.
Posted by: Thesokorus
My BiL got the Covid Vaxxine, and then got a booster, and then got shingles...for a year. He was in pain for a long time. His doctor was actually honest enough to tell him he was "vax injured".
Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at April 05, 2023 09:36 PM (tjZg/)
Cats treat their humans like other cats they like and groom them. My cat, unfortunately, had a 60 grit tongue.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)
1. It's showing affection by way of social grooming.
2. It's predatory behavior and is taste testing you to check if you've reached peak deliciousness.
3. It just finished licking its asshole and is trying to get the shit taste out of its mouth.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:34 PM (+qzZR)
***
NOTE TO SELF:
Self.
Do not read stuff like this out loud to Mrs D when she is using a toothpick.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 09:38 PM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/tbbkmczd
Posted by: fly gal
We've got a local newscaster named Butch McCain but he's not that butch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:36 PM (KAi1n)
I wonder if he was working on a USD replacement or a banking app that cleared payments peer to peer instead of using a bank.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 09:33 PM (tkR6S)
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If a tornado fells trees in a forest, and nobody saw them, did it really happen?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (yVPr3)
Cats treat their humans like other cats they like and groom them. My cat, unfortunately, had a 60 grit tongue.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)
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Only two of my cats "groom" me like that. The other three will give me head bonks, but don't lick me. I guess I don't taste good to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (BpYfr)
This linked article is for 1974. I lived about 14 miles from Xenia, Ohio. As part of the Wiki article says, about half the city was destroyed.
And it was really never rebuilt. There is still years later, a lot of empty places in the town.
It was a an F5, and although 32 people were killed in the tornado, they were lucky that it was not a lot worse. Whole housing subdivisions were literally destroyed.
Posted by: A face in the crowd......
I was in the Navy in San Diego at the time. One of the guys on our ship had a girl friend in Xenia and was talking about the National Guard patrolling. I was from Louisville and when I got back home got to see all the missing trees in the parks mentioned in that article. Or at least I saw where they used to be.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 09:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:24 PM (xhaym)
I was known as a hard nose guy but my checks were always good
a gentleman, ah, no
they were extremely nice people
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 09:40 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (yVPr3)
"wow, that must have been one reaaaaallly big slug."
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:40 PM (xhaym)
Woman Transitions From Being Cold Due To Weather To Being Cold Due To Air Conditioning
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 05, 2023 09:34 PM (Vwz3I)
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Funny as usual.
However most older women I've known complain about it being too warm, even when I am freezing.
Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect temperature is ....where? at April 05, 2023 09:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:37 PM (5xURv)
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Only two of my cats "groom" me like that. The other three will give me head bonks, but don't lick me. I guess I don't taste good to them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
MegaRoy is only at head boops. He also will pester both of us to go to bed and gets pissy when he's tired but we aren't. Evidently we have to go to sleep when he's tired. Sounds like he's channeling my maternal grandfather there. Lawrence Welk is over, HeeHaw is over, bed time y'all.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 05, 2023 09:43 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:40 PM (xhaym)
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I still chuckle whenever pondering that UC Santa Cruz named its sports teams the Banana Slugs.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:43 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: fd at April 05, 2023 08:38 PM (iayUP)
We were looking for property and log home builders in Western Montana a number of years ago (pre grandkids). Found an Amish builder and visited their colony. They were using all sorts of power tools connected to generators. They lighted their homes with propane lamps. Kinda blew the mystic.
Posted by: Coach Lombardi at April 05, 2023 09:44 PM (7LUjS)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 09:38 PM (anj39)
Oh no!
Poor Mrs. D.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:44 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (tkR6S)
~~~~~
And in the Mets' dugout.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 05, 2023 09:44 PM (3ImbR)
Hmmmm....
Can I safely assume this is for when they have a real event on a military installation and not in a civilian community, right?
Right!!??
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 09:44 PM (anj39)
I was visiting my dad about three years ago and a tornado came through at night. Fortunately my hotel was cinderblock so I felt pretty safe but it actually went right down I-75 and came pretty close to where my dad was. Only one person died though - a man who had to bed and a tree fell through his house.
Posted by: Iris at April 05, 2023 09:44 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Kindltot
Might work for buying weed at a shop, but I can't imagine some dude selling nose candy South of Market is going to take anything but cash (or fungible commodities).
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2023 09:46 PM (7LUjS)
That was the perfect storm of destruction. A whole community wiped out.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
It was Taz, the Tasmanian Devil.
Posted by: t-bird at April 05, 2023 09:48 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 08:21 PM (tkR6S)
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Our Lowes here in Prescott used to have owl nests in their outdoor Garden Center.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:48 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 09:49 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:45 PM (KAi1n)
Imagine using a Chivo wallet and bitcoin, and being able to get the money back home in Central America in minutes. Means you won't be wandering around with a wad of cash.
Actually , I was wondering if he was Ghaddafi'd
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:43 PM (yVPr3)
Ahem!!!
Posted by: Evergreen State College Fighting Geoducks at April 05, 2023 09:50 PM (anj39)
I'm not going to get the shingles vaccine. I'm not getting the Prevnar (pneumonia) vaccine either. I'm done with following recommendations from the medical community. They lie. They order additional tests and demand invasive screening tests and more bloodwork and more this and that until they bleed you dry. Then they say, well, looks ok. See you next year.
Sorry. I work in the industry. And I don't trust it. Not after the last three years.
Rant off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Kindltot
The dealers are working for the cartels. That's partly why S.F. wants the federales to help - local judges and juries won't convict.... The cartels probably want the $ cash to stay here for influence peddling and such.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2023 09:51 PM (KAi1n)
*Choke*
That's fucked up.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 09:51 PM (+qzZR)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 05, 2023 09:46 PM (7LUjS)
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I had a high school football coach who was a Lombardi clone -- Emilio Camillone, a short, fat, former Long Beach State lineman with a raspy voice (and make you laugh your ass off) whom you'd follow into hell.
Used to show us NFL "Hit Films" before each game to get us psyched-up. Was for all intents and purposes a surrogate father to me ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:52 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2023 09:52 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 09:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 09:49 PM (VTu1l)
RFK Jr might have to take back seat. Audit the Fed indeed.
"Rep. Alex Mooney, R-W.Va., joined by Reps. Andy Biggs and Paul Gosar, both Arizona Republicans, introduced H.R. 2435, the Gold Standard Restoration Act, to facilitate the re-pegging of the volatile Federal Reserve note to a fixed weight of gold bullion.
"Upon passage of H.R. 2435, the U.S. Treasury and the Federal Reserve are given 24 months to publicly disclose all gold holdings and gold transactions, after which time the Federal Reserve note “dollar” would be formally re-pegged to a fixed weight of gold at its then-market price."
Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 09:53 PM (xhaym)
Rant off.
Good rant. Follow the $ and question everything.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Evergreen State College Fighting Geoducks at April 05, 2023 09:50 PM (anj39)
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LOL. We just saw a Mike Rowe recap "Dirty Jobs" episode that referenced that classic one. He and his sexual double-entendres were hilarious ... and that was before I learned from a commenter at this here blog that he was gay!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:55 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 09:39 PM (GwxCX)
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And those rooms are NUMBERED!
But then 2+2!=4
Posted by: Ciampino - The perfect temperature is .....where? at April 05, 2023 09:56 PM (qfLjt)
I'm not going to get the shingles vaccine. I'm not getting the Prevnar (pneumonia) vaccine either. I'm done with following recommendations from the medical community. They lie. They order additional tests and demand invasive screening tests and more bloodwork and more this and that until they bleed you dry. Then they say, well, looks ok. See you next year.
Sorry. I work in the industry. And I don't trust it. Not after the last three years.
Rant off.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 09:51 PM (U2p+3)
It's a wonder how so many generations survived without all these wonder drugs.
As far as I'm concerned, aspirin and penicillin. Maybe whiskey and a hot iron on occasion. The rest of it can fuck off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2023 09:56 PM (5xURv)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 09:49 PM (VTu1l)
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As I said earlier today, if he runs as a member of the Execute Fauci Party [and should have thrown in treason F. Joe Biden as well], he has my vote.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:57 PM (yVPr3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 09:55 PM (yVPr3)
No he's not. He's dating a woman. A real one. With original parts!
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2023 10:29 PM (+qzZR)
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