Tennessee Legislators Who Aided and Abetted Insurrectionists Stripped of Committee Assignments and May Be Expelled

Last week, leftwing insurrectionists stormed the Tennessee Capitol Building in what at least one observer calls "the most violent insurrection in human history. "

Now Tennessee's legislators are looking to expel those who provided moral aid and comfort to these seditionists.

Deb Heine at American Greatness.

The three Democrat representatives who encouraged student rioters at the Tennessee State Capitol last week have reportedly been stripped of their committee assignments and are facing a vote Thursday on articles of expulsion.
Tennessee State Troopers were forced to intervene as a pro-gun control mob stormed the state capitol during a session of the legislature on March 30.
State Reps. Justin Jones, Justin Pierson, and Gloria Johnson all reportedly joined the rioters in the well of the chamber, where they shouted slogans through a shared bullhorn.
Rep. Pearson denied that their antics on the House floor was radical, calling it as "good trouble" to "save kids' lives."

WATCH: “What we did was not radical — INACTION IS RADICAL.” @brotherjones_ & @VoteGloriaJ say they took over the well with @Justinjpearson to call for action on guns because it was time for “good trouble” with thousands outside demanding action on guns to save kids’ lives. pic.twitter.com/HPYo6MBsqc
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 30, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 No mercy! Let the Dems have a taste of their own medicine, however mild.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 05, 2023 02:10 PM (Nmmyc)

2 THIS IS THE WAY.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (wtvvX)

3 Good. But I expect the TNGOP to fold and not actually expel anyone. The punished members will likely fundraise off the entire episode and end up benefiting too.

Posted by: Liberty at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (rgYFf)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (T4tVD)

5 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (VTu1l)

6 well it's something

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (786Ro)

7 350 nood - stripped Dems in TN
Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (786Ro)

*enters cautiously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (yQpMk)

8 I don't think we can let Hiroshima II happen on our watch.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (krQz2)

9 The three Democrat representatives who encouraged student rioters at the Tennessee State Capitol last week have reportedly been stripped of their committee assignments and are facing a vote Thursday on articles of expulsion.

Vote, my ass. Arrest them and throw them in solitary for two years with no trial.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

10 Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

11 Throw their asses in solitary confinement without access to legal counsel. Fuck em.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (D9x5h)

12 your protest is violence
their near riot is good trouble

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (786Ro)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (IXZGh)

14 The way is not expulsion but having them indicted for terrorism and then executing them with bullets to the heads

Hey didn’t a red state bring that back now?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (VTu1l)

15 We must not let the hateful bigots prevent us from building our army of eunuchs!

Posted by: Tenn Dems at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (fs1hN)

16 >>> 5 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (VTu1l)

They don't have to explain anything to deplorables and besides anything their programming says is good for children, *is* good for children, because reasons. [/leftist "logic"]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (llON8)

17 Does Tennessee still allow for open container in cars for all but the driver?

Seems a 2nd look at Tennessee may be in order.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (IXZGh)

18 Rep. Johnson has a johnson.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (WmGrA)

19 Gloria Johnson seems to fit a stereotype.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (eGTCV)

20 Somehow this will be racist and mysogyistic.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

21 But no state charges.

Of course.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (kJ8xU)

22 It was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: MSDNC at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (YUTmG)

23 I'm really surprised at how many black people are there supporting this.

One would think that the whole sex cult and children thing would be frowned upon in that community, but I guess not. Matter of fact, I guess it's celebrated in a lot of ways. Rap and twerking and what-not.

So yay sex cult I guess.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (/F4Jb)

24 When is OK going to do something similar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (llON8)

25 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (D9x5h)

*waves at nurse*

Horde mind!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

26 Inaction is Radical
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So, you would have preferred inaction or action on January 6th?

...morons....

Oh wait. Only they get to the be radical. Because they are right. Only they are right.

You know, Sam Harris told me it takes a religion--and specifically a belief in supernatural entities--to do that.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (krQz2)

27 24 When is OK going to do something similar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (llON

Depends if they're OK with it or not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

28 Gloria Johnson seems to fit a stereotype.
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM

And Rep. Jones looks like he could use Don Lemon's phone number, IYKWIMAITYD....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (XHLJ8)

29 24 When is OK going to do something similar?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (llON

========

When the political establishment of the US wants it to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

30 State Reps. Justin Jones, Justin Pierson, and Gloria Johnson all reportedly joined the rioters in the well of the chamber, where they shouted slogans through a shared bullhorn.

Arrest them, charge them with insurrection and send them to the DC gulag.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (Xrfse)

31 charge 'em with parading and ignore them for a few years is the correct call since now that is an option

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (DB6tu)

32 Per his speech last night, the Democrats are going after PDT w the Espionage Act. Can the TN AG discover something similarly punitive to persecute these Democrats?

Posted by: EveR at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (MUpk6)

33 Gloria Johnson seems to fit a stereotype.

********

Mister Johnson is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson of Johnson and Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (VTu1l)

34 Vote, my ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (IXZGh)

35 Why do all these leftwing shiteaters always look the same? Gloria Johnson looks like a strung-out fat tranny. Justin Jones looks like a 1970s gay pimp in platform shoes. Is this the best they got?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

36 Heh, moar Crazy Quaker Homicidal Pacifists.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (4vi12)

37 Your protests are insurrection, our insurrections are positive action saving lives

Posted by: This is fine, we just need better candidates at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (2mMjY)

38 Does the Tennessee legislature have a dungeon?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

39 Shitcan all three of them. Then file felony charges. 34 of them. On each one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (Q4IgG)

40 >>> 25 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (D9x5h)

*waves at nurse*

Horde mind!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

You guys are both right.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (llON8)

41 Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed a bill banning all "gender-affirming" care for minors today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

42 your protest is violence
their near riot is good trouble
Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (786Ro)
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Their obstruction of a legal proceeding is really no big deal.

Because they are Right™.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (krQz2)

43 32 Per his speech last night, the Democrats are going after PDT w the Espionage Act. Can the TN AG discover something similarly punitive to persecute these Democrats?

Posted by: EveR at April 05, 2023 02:15 PM (MUpk6)

It's called Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

44 they need to be expelled

make it so, TN!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (w0NJk)

45 >>> 37 Your protests are insurrection, our insurrections are positive action saving lives
Posted by: This is fine, we just need better quality electable candidates at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (2mMjY)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (llON8)

46 38 Does the Tennessee legislature have a dungeon?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (eGTCV)

Doubt it, but Michicigan had at least one that remained opend during COVID nearby the Capitol.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

47 By the looks of her, they'll need a frontloader to expel Rep Johnson

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (yu8eA)

48 Gloria likes her some food.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

49 Vote, my ass. Arrest them and throw them in solitary for two years with no trial.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

And then announce that they've committed 150 felonies which you will list in 3-4 years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (uvymP)

50 I think Rep Johnson may be melting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (w0NJk)

51 According to Democrats new rule book, you should;

1) Charge them with as many crimes and penalties you can imagine.
2) Hold them in pretrial detention and deny bail
3) Provide them with corrupt, incapable lawyers who act as agents of the prosecution
4) Ensure they are jailed on a prison with third-world conditions
5) Place them in solitary confinement, then into the general population where they won't be safe
6) Ensure the guards act as the muscle for the ruling party, and enforce cruel punishments
7) Put them in front of judges and juries who are wholly biased political actors intent on pursuing unequal punishment because they voted for the wrong party

I think that's it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (J47y1)

52 From the previous thread:
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They are essentially a herd. They need to get on the same page before the pomgrom starts.
Posted by: Legion II electric boogaloo at April 05, 2023 02:12 PM (LeLGU)
---
It takes a lot of Brownian motion to get there.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (krQz2)

53 By the looks of her, they'll need a frontloader to expel Rep Johnson
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM

She could singlehandedly tip over Guam!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (GwxCX)

54 Will Smith still goes down on his wife.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (m9bzV)

55 Gloria likes her some food.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

Some?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (IXZGh)

56 The Left will explode over "muh social norms", but just remember that the Oregon House expelled a conservative legislator in 2021 for opening a door to let right-wing protestors into the state capitol.

Republican lawmakers voted with majority Democrats in the Oregon House of Representatives to take the historic step of expelling a Republican member who let violent, far-right protesters into the state Capitol on Dec. 21.

Legislators said on the House floor that this could be the most important vote they ever cast. They then proceeded Thursday night to expel an unapologetic Rep. Mike Nearman with a 59-1 vote, marking the first time a member has been expelled by the House in its 160-year history. The only vote against the resolution for expulsion was Nearman’s own.

If Oregon can do it, so can Tennessee.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

57 By the looks of her, they'll need a frontloader to expel Rep Johnson
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (yu8eA)

Send in the scoops.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (yQpMk)

58 "Rep. Gloria Johnson is HAWT!"

Posted by: Ugly Fat Guy at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

59 Will Smith still goes down on his wife.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (m9bzV)

Gotta get all that leftover jizz out somehow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (IXZGh)

60 What's radical is lying to a young woman that it is perfectly normal to pretend she's a man, fill her full of drugs and then be shocked when the result is violence and more radicalism while you blame it on an inanimate object.

Did I say radical? I meant you're a stupid fuck and what happened is your fault not the guns.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (ZLI7S)

61 55 Gloria likes her some food.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:17 PM (GwxCX)

More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (eGTCV)

62 Gloria needs to lay off of the LSD-infused pizza.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (Xrfse)

63 "INACTION IS RADICAL"

I think Orwell may have missed that bit of Newspeak.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (NFaWv)

64 "May be expelled."

Yeah, on the twelfth of never. I've got ten bucks that says not only will they not be expelled, they'll be back on their committees within two weeks.

"Expelled." How about standing up to these traitors and hang them for sedition and inciting a riot?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (AW0uW)

65 Were Parachute Pants the updated version of Zouave pantaloons?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (4vi12)

66 "What we did was not radical--no waffles with extra butter and extra syrup with sausage patties and hash browns and a large glass of heavy cream and extra waffles is radical." -- Rep. Gloria Johnson

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (vpm59)

67 I think that's it.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (J47y1)
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Nope, you forgot,

Run videos of the insurrection on video billboards nonstop to pollute the jury pool to the extent possible.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (krQz2)

68 51 According to Democrats new rule book, you should;

1) Charge them with as many crimes and penalties you can imagine.
2) Hold them in pretrial detention and deny bail
3) Provide them with corrupt, incapable lawyers who act as agents of the prosecution
4) Ensure they are jailed on a prison with third-world conditions
5) Place them in solitary confinement, then into the general population where they won't be safe
6) Ensure the guards act as the muscle for the ruling party, and enforce cruel punishments
7) Put them in front of judges and juries who are wholly biased political actors intent on pursuing unequal punishment because they voted for the wrong party

I think that's it.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2023 02:18 PM (J47y1)

Monitor them and their lawyers (when they are allowed to see them) for any intel.
9) Put in place gag orders forbiding them to talk about all the abuse they've endured

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

69 She's got a McConnell neck.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

70 Per his speech last night, the Democrats are going after PDT w the Espionage Act. Can the TN AG discover something similarly punitive to persecute these Democrats?

-

Everything about it is a "smell the glove" joke on America and normal people. The Bidens gave China access to classified documents at Penn, Hunter sold info left and right (heck, even the scrawny cousin he was banging was apparently selling info to foreigners), Biden stole the 2020 election and announced he was doing it, etc. They're doing it to rub normal peoples noses in it to show who has power.

That's the point. It's meant to be demoralizing. It's meant to be like 1984.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (/F4Jb)

71 She ain't nothing but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never caught no insurrectionist
You ain't no friend of mine

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (w9Wax)

72 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Good Trouble.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (63Dwl)

73 Expel them, then hang them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (pohLc)

74 Marcus T, you missed spy on their defense team and withhold exculpatory evidence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (m9bzV)

75 "Expelled." How about standing up to these traitors and hang them for sedition and inciting a riot?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (AW0uW)

We're going to need a bigger gallows.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (kb8VK)

76 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

77 Last week, leftwing insurrectionists stormed the Tennessee Capitol Building in what at least one observer calls "the most violent insurrection in human history. "

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Even worse than a Trump Mean Tweet?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (lRD9v)

78 If Oregon can do it, so can Tennessee.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)
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The protestor should have just stuck to burning down a Federal Court in the off hours. Merrick Garland said that was more polite.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (krQz2)

79 Gloria and Meathead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:22 PM (63Dwl)

80 State Reps. Justin Jones, Justin Pierson, and Gloria Johnson

They all have "J" in their name. I am not saying, I am just saying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:22 PM (qh8B4)

81 76 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

Keep 'em there. A fate worse than hanging.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (pohLc)

82 Look, dummy legislators, if you want the victim status you have to accept Martyrdom first.

You can do a Tank Abrams and turn this into grift-a-plenty if you are smart, which you likely aren't.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (eoQWY)

83 Indiana Gov. Eric Holcomb signed a bill banning all "gender-affirming" care for minors today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

What the fuck? That globalist RINO actually did something decent for a change? Is he ill? Trying to get right with Jesus?
I'm truly shocked.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (Wy1BU)

84 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.

She will claim that they are all wearing MAGA hats.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (Xrfse)

85 Justin Jones looks like he'd be willing to smell Don Lemon's finger.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (SIRiz)

86 She's got a McConnell neck.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (v0R5T)
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My least favorite Kim Carnes song.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2)

87
Gloria likes her some food.

You just want to date her.

Posted by: Not AoC, not at all at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (enJYY)

88 25 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (D9x5h)

*waves at nurse*

Horde mind!
Posted by: Jordan61

*waves back*
Great minds and all!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (Y/u0P)

89 36 Heh, moar Crazy Quaker Homicidal Pacifists.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:16 PM (4vi12)

Quadruple redundancy. Nicely done.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (1ais2)

90 Raysis. And pigophobic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 05, 2023 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

91 When is OK going to do something similar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 05, 2023 02:14 PM (llON

Pretty sure there weren't representatives in the rotunda stirring up the rioters in OK.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 02:24 PM (BdMk6)

92
Doubt it, but Michicigan had at least one that remained opend during COVID nearby the Capitol.

Is that place one of the 57 states?

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 02:24 PM (j4U/Z)

93 It's been much more than four hours - I'm not calling my Doctor, I'm calling everybody!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 02:24 PM (qoGsy)

94 Oh, I love this story.

Republicans (spit!!) need to loudly condemn these attitudes, and say:

"if it weren't a gun used, it would be a knife, or a hammer, or whatever.

The root cause is our degraded culture, where individual resonsibility is shunned and victim mentality is celebrated by Democrats as a means of vote-getting and the insane behavior of these mentally ill "identity victims" is seen as a reasonable basis by the propaganda press for mass murder."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 05, 2023 02:24 PM (yU4sG)

95 They must be given room to destroy so that their voice can be heard. There is no greater tragedy than an oppressed whiny brat's voice not being heard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (qh8B4)

96 Justin Jones reminds me of a more flamboyant and feminine Little Richard.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (eGTCV)

97 The way is not expulsion but having them indicted for terrorism and then executing them with bullets to the heads

Hey didn’t a red state bring that back now?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM (VTu1l)

Try them for sedition, and hang them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (tkR6S)

98 If you get here, we'll give you a guided tour.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (qoGsy)

99 Gloria looks like she spends a lot of time in Noshville.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 02:25 PM (sjxgf)

100 Damn! That fat bitch looks like 5 miles of South African road.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)

101 5 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM (VTu1l)

They love it because you hate it.

That's pretty much 95% of it right there, unfortunately.

Posted by: XTC at April 05, 2023 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

102 Someone should remake Charlotte's Web as a buddy cop film starring these two.

Justin Jones can play Charlotte.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:26 PM (SIRiz)

103 They're turning it into a civil rights issue, which discredits all other civil rights issues.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:26 PM (jTmQV)

104 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Good Trouble.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (63Dwl)

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Gloria Rep Gunt and Bubble Trouble.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:27 PM (lRD9v)

105 Not gonna hit Gloria.

Posted by: Some dude who just got out of the gulag after 23 years at April 05, 2023 02:27 PM (/hlHI)

106 How do these misfit carnival freaks ever get elected? Eh, never mind.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:27 PM (Xrfse)

107 Yesterday I personally heard several MSLSD on-air clowns call it a peaceful protest. No video shown at that time, though. A nice (soul-destroying) job if you can get it, I suppose.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (AMIL/)

108 "When she's not standing up for the little man, Rep. Johnson is sitting down to a short stack of pancakes, bacon, ham, eggs, hash browns, a spatchcocked child, three pecan pies, Kentucky Brown, a quart of Benedictine spread on Oreos, and a salami. And a Diet Coke."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (8UsEr)

109 86 She's got a McConnell neck.
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 02:20 PM (v0R5T)
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My least favorite Kim Carnes song.
Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2)

Where's Weird Al when we need him?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (t4BDZ)

110 I keep trying to get out, but the Laws of Physics keep pulling me back in!

Posted by: Gloria's Husband at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (SIRiz)

111
They love it because you hate it.

That's pretty much 95% of it right there, unfortunately.

Posted by: XTC

--

Succinct and to the point. Nicely done.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (/F4Jb)

112 The essence of civil disobedience is that you take your lumps to show the inherent violence in the system, not whine about it like a prissy queen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (yQpMk)

113 �What we did was not radical � INACTION IS RADICAL.

Aka, Repressive Tolerance straight out of Herbert Marcuse's book.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (jzzG8)

114 77 Last week, leftwing insurrectionists stormed the Tennessee Capitol Building in what at least one observer calls "the most violent insurrection in human history. "

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Even worse than a Trump Mean Tweet?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:21 PM (lRD9v)

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Silly.

Nothing is worse than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

115 If Tennessee expels these clowns, do the districts they ruled get to special election in new jackasses? Or is there a voter consequence for electing imbeciles, like not having representation for the rest of the cycle?

Posted by: Regular joe at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (nnp+f)

116 Need to take one train and two city buses to get on Rep Johnson's good side.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (OgrpQ)

117 Give every member a billy club and form two lines leading into the Tennessee Capitol Building with the middle open for a gauntlet.

Have the sodomite expelled members run the gauntlet and if they survive and can walk into the Capitol Building, they can have their seats back.

Ready...Set...Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (KaRdo)

118 Notice how the imbeciles blame an inanimate object for the actions of their own tranny whore lunatic?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (pohLc)

119 And a Diet Coke."
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (8UsEr)

But of course.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (FCbAQ)

120 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?

If children are "mature" enough to agree to have life-altering surgery, they are also "mature" enough to agree to have sex with adults.

That is the ultimate goal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)

121 When is OK going to do something similar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

They want an over-reacction to start J6 prosecutions nationwide. Do not give them what they want.

What's needed is every Red county and state needs to prosecute any and all minor infractions of Leftists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (jzzG8)

122 Justin Jones giving Adam Clayton Powell vibes.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (rJ48h)

123 Too bad can't lock them up in a Gulag like the Jan6 Ralliers are

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 02:31 PM (xhxe8)

124 If children are "mature" enough to agree to have life-altering surgery, they are also "mature" enough to agree to have sex with adults.

That is the ultimate goal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)
Exactly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

125 That is a 0.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 05, 2023 02:31 PM (z/ifB)

126 Try them for sedition, and hang them.

*******

Convict for sedition, extradite to Idaho where they brought back the firing squad

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:31 PM (VTu1l)

127 Pecan Pie Sounds REALLY good!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

128 Silly.

Nothing is worse than that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at April 05, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)
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Um.

You seemed to forget conservatives saying conservative things that they have not been approved to say.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)

129 Or an apple streusel pie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

130 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.

She will claim that they are all wearing MAGA hats.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

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This is maga guntry!

Posted by: Hands at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (786Ro)

131 Hey, I know one way to save some kids' lives. Stop groomers from deceiving them about their sexuality.

Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (Emce2)

132 I'm certain I missed a lot. I ran out of room.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (J47y1)

133 remember back in the day when we began to see men wearing ear rings? and was declared if it was one side it meant he was queer and on the other either a pirate or biker?

I always got confused. With JJ it's clear he's queer and the big turqouis ring on his index finger seals the look

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (DB6tu)

134 131 Hey, I know one way to save some kids' lives. Stop groomers from deceiving them about their sexuality.
Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (Emce2)

You misspelled 'execute pedophiles.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

135 If children are "mature" enough to agree to have life-altering surgery, they are also "mature" enough to agree to have sex with adults.

That is the ultimate goal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)
Exactly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:31 PM

And vote. Don't forget the vote.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:33 PM (XHLJ8)

136 I like the firing squad choice. An opportunity to die like a man rather than getting euthanized like a sick dog. Might be a criminal's only chance to be a man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:33 PM (pohLc)

137 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.

She will claim that they are all wearing MAGA hats.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

The Fulda Gap

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)

138 "Expelled." How about standing up to these traitors and hang them for sedition and inciting a riot?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 05, 2023 02:19 PM

Maybe because the TN legislature has the power to expel those three members and does not have the power to hang them?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (xttsV)

139 When she's not standing up for the little man, Rep. Johnson is sitting down to a short stack of pancakes, bacon, ham, eggs, hash browns, a spatchcocked child, three pecan pies, Kentucky Brown, a quart of Benedictine spread on Oreos, and a salami. And a Diet Coke.

Okay, that made me laugh bigly. A spatchcocked child? The Zod mindset is a mysterious and wonderous thing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (Xrfse)

140 Are the protesters getting arrested?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (yu8eA)

141 They're turning it into a civil rights issue, which discredits all other civil rights issues.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2023 02:26 PM (jTmQV)

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Just like their Tourette's Tics of "racist", "Nazi", "literally Hitler", etc diminishes the harm done to actual past victims of actual racism, Nazism, Hitler, etc. to the point where they've rendered those terms now meaningless.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (5FTSd)

142 133 remember back in the day when we began to see men wearing ear rings? and was declared if it was one side it meant he was queer and on the other either a pirate or biker?

I always got confused. With JJ it's clear he's queer and the big turqouis ring on his index finger seals the look
Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (DB6tu)

So, it's not only his birthday- he's gay?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

143 >>131 Hey, I know one way to save some kids' lives. Stop groomers from deceiving them about their sexuality. Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (Emce2)

Hey, I know one way to not save some kids' lives. Coat them in frosting and put them within arm's reach of Tennessee State Representative Gloria Johnson.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (8UsEr)

144 Are the protesters getting arrested?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (yu8eA)
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LOL!

Did you see any red hats or flags?!

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (krQz2)

145 And a Diet Coke

Easy on the ice.

Posted by: Gloria Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

146 137 There's 5 insurrectionists hiding in Gloria's gunt. Like a trojan horse.

She will claim that they are all wearing MAGA hats.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

The Fulda Gap
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)

FUPA Gap

Posted by: Mustard gas has nothing on this at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (dMtzC)

147 OT: So, in a fight inflation deal, if anyone has a local Domino's, many of the restaurants' outlets are having a one week (til Easter) Large 2 topping pizza deal for $5.99 carryout. I haven't seen the deal since last spring, and I haven't ordered Domino's since last spring. But if you want to spoil your kids for Easter (like I'm doing tonight, while I eat the last of my last night's dinner leftover), you can use code LARGE599.

Just news to help the Horde and hopefully brighten someone's kids' days.

PS - Chicken and steak add a $1.50 each to your pizza, so skip those toppings...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM (exHjb)

148 Maybe because the TN legislature has the power to expel those three members and does not have the power to hang them?

Posted by: Chuck C

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I bet they do if they were willing to look hard enough.

The Democrats would be able to find those utterances and penumbras.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (/F4Jb)

149 I didn't know that Trigglypuff was a TN state representative.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

150 ACE you should post the press conference of the NC legislator that switched from D to R, Talking about how if you don't stay in line you are bullied and threatened until you fall in line

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (cxG4V)

151 Hey, I know one way to not save some kids' lives. Coat them in frosting and put them within arm's reach of Tennessee State Representative Gloria Johnson.
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:35 PM

Cruelty level: Chuy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (XHLJ8)

152 And a Diet Coke.

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke"

Posted by: Donald Trump! at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (2tUFv)

153 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 05, 2023 02:11 PM

This is a pro-gun-control insurrection. The pro-amputation insurrection is down the hall.

Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (xttsV)

154 133 How do you know what kind of jewelry Sefton wears?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (sjxgf)

155 "a spatchcocked child"

ZOD slips in the hammer don't he?

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (DB6tu)

156 Rep. Johnson has a johnson.

Good to see someone else noted that Gloria Johnson looks like a trans woman, and Justin Jones looks like a trans man.

Sort of weird where the "woman" appears more masculine than the "man".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (YXHzG)

157 remember back in the day when we began to see men wearing ear rings? and was declared if it was one side it meant he was queer and on the other either a pirate or biker?

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (DB6tu)

Re: earrings, I've always heard left is right, right is wrong. Which kinda describes this whole insurrection situation, if you think about it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (DRSnL)

158 Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:28 PM (8UsEr)

I love you. I don't know where your specific style of crazy comes from but I like it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (Wy1BU)

159 >>if it was one side it meant he was queer and on the other either a pirate or biker?

"Right is right, left is wrong."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (8UsEr)

160 Maybe because the TN legislature has the power to expel those three members and does not have the power to hang them?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (xttsV)

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"Power is now taken, not given, comrade! Their rules ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (5FTSd)

161 PS - Chicken and steak add a $1.50 each to your pizza, so skip those toppings...

Posted by: Nova Local

SKIPPING THE TOPPINGS IS RADICAL

Posted by: Golria Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (786Ro)

162 Please explain to me how amputation and hormonal drugs that wreck a pre-puberty body for life is saving children you ghoulish terrorist fucktards?

It brings those children peace of mind and fuller acceptance of what they truly are, not what they are told they must be.

When they take a huge amount of opiates.
And for a few milli-seconds before the firing pin strikes the primer.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (AMIL/)

163 Wait Nashville?
Maybe commonsense gun control would be to deny trannies the right to carry.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (yu8eA)

164 "I'm really surprised at how many black people are there supporting this."

yes ... it seems a lot of black families (ones with two parents at home) are pro cop and pro Christian standards. Yet because they are on the Dem Plantation (held there by ?), "they" go for the crazy ride.

But someone above deliberately martyred Trayvon, then the Gentle Giant of Ferguson, Freddie room to riot in Baltimore, and finally Saint George. All violent druggies. All guilty.

Fewer cops just turns over more turf to the gangs ... part of the Color Revolution.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (Cus5s)

165 OT: So, in a fight inflation deal, if anyone has a local Domino's, many of the restaurants' outlets are having a one week (til Easter) Large 2 topping pizza deal for $5.99 carryout. I haven't seen the deal since last spring, and I haven't ordered Domino's since last spring. But if you want to spoil your kids for Easter (like I'm doing tonight, while I eat the last of my last night's dinner leftover), you can use code LARGE599.

--

Thanks.

I ordered one a few months ago and knew the economy was bad with no end in sight when they told me they were now charging for the parmesan cheese and little pepper packets.

I laughed and replied "Yeah, elections have consequences." The twenty something with the pierced nose and bad tattoos didn't seem amused.

Posted by: Biden 2022: I am making sure he does not become the next president again at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (/F4Jb)

166 My favorite is the nose ring. Makes every woman look like a pig.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (pohLc)

167 This is a pro-gun-control insurrection. The pro-amputation insurrection is down the hall.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM (xttsV)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

168
When does somebody take the Motion Picture Association to court for their youth censorship rating racket?

NC-17? X? Why is our precious gender-affirming toddlers prohibited in any way from any artistic endeavor?

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (j4U/Z)

169 160 Maybe because the TN legislature has the power to expel those three members and does not have the power to hang them?

Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:34 PM (xttsV)

purty shore they both be hung

Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (us2H3)

170 Does Dominoes offer an unleavened crust?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)

171 testing

Posted by: jeb black burn at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (5LFjM)

172 166 My favorite is the nose ring. Makes every woman look like a pig.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (pohLc)

Especially the fat ones.

Posted by: Normal fat, medium fat, fat fat, singularity of adipose tissue fat at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (dMtzC)

173 They look just like I thought they would. Gross.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (sI15f)

174 Excellent

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (spSfc)

175 166 My favorite is the nose ring. Makes every woman look like a pig.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (pohLc)

There are grades there. There is the horseshoe through the center cartilage. That is horrific.

Then there is the thin ring through one nostril, which is slightly less horrific.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

176 Steiner is not coming.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (lf83v)

177 # 153 Chuck C
This is a pro-gun-control insurrection. The pro-amputation insurrection is down the hall.

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lol. effing brilliant. but the two do share the same subversives.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (RaWcF)

178 In order to destroy the United States they have to destroy our foundations. God, family, the Republic.

You can not effect change without being radically diametrically opposed to that which you want to destroy.

Which will cool down hot coffee faster: a spoonful of cold cream, or dumping the cup in liquid nitrogen?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (qh8B4)

179 "Right is right, left is wrong."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:37 PM (8UsEr)

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I thought it was "Left is right, right is wrong."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (5FTSd)

180 So my governor signed the bill prohibiting "gender affirming care" for minors today. Well, Holcomb has checked the prevailing winds and decided this is his best course of action, because he has never lead on anything. To call him a bipedal weathervane is an insult to weathervane's. Between him and Todd Young my disappointment with the Indy GOP grows. But, then the alternative is....?

Posted by: Indiana Lurker needs a different nic.. at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (3ZVqj)

181 State Reps. Justin Jones, Justin Pierson, and Gloria Johnson all reportedly joined the rioters in the well of the chamber, where they shouted slogans through a shared bullhorn.
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The norm for Code Pink, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

182 Does Dominoes offer an unleavened crust?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)

Get your order in before Passover.

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

183 Hey, I know one way to save some kids' lives. Stop groomers from deceiving them about their sexuality.
Posted by: Emmie at April 05, 2023 02:32 PM (Emce2)

You misspelled 'execute pedophiles.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

Let's not get crazy here.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (Wy1BU)

184 Darn! My boss is gone for the day, and I was going to tiptoe out in a little while. But I have to wait for a delivery, prob. until 2:30 or so. Amazing how you get used to light work days, and then when something comes up, it seems so horrible.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

185 All nose rings look like boogers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (yu8eA)

186 170 Does Dominoes offer an unleavened crust?
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)

Isn't that what thin crust is? If that rises, I'd be amazed

...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (exHjb)

187 >>I thought it was "Left is right, right is wrong."

This is gonna be like Costanza's cane.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (SIRiz)

188 The TN legislature should demand the AG file charges under threat of impeachment.

Posted by: Not voting our way out at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (kJ8xU)

189 There are grades there. There is the horseshoe through the center cartilage. That is horrific.

Then there is the thin ring through one nostril, which is slightly less horrific.
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Either way, when they blow their nose its a mess.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (4vi12)

190 My favorite is the nose ring. Makes every woman look like a pig.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:38 PM (pohLc)
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When it doesn't look like a shiny booger.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (krQz2)

191 176 Steiner is not coming.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (lf83v)

All ziss nagging und zie shtaring is not helping!

Posted by: Steiner, losing his erection at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (dMtzC)

192 Convict for sedition, extradite to Idaho where they brought back the firing squad
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW

Get them all transported to FL to participate in the Everglades Triathalon.

The swim portion will be TIGHT!

Posted by: Wally Gator at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (WmGrA)

193 >>Get your order in before Passover.

It's too late.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (SIRiz)

194 They can have my guns, after the Rapture, otherwise who would surrender weapons in this environment?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (oWBc3)

195 187 >>I thought it was "Left is right, right is wrong."

This is gonna be like Costanza's cane.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (SIRiz)

Who's on First?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (zZu0s)

196 Gloria Johnson is the after picture of that Kelcie Ballerini chick, trust me.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (oWBc3)

197 Does Dominoes offer an unleavened crust?
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:39 PM (SIRiz)
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No, but there is nothing to stop someone from smearing some tomato sauce and cheese over some matzoh and baking it up. I do it every Passover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (t0OGg)

198 Does Dominoes offer an unleavened crust?
________

Yes, and they deliver it in 20 minutes or your next circumcision free.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (lf83v)

199 Amazing how you get used to light work days, and then when something comes up, it seems so horrible.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

200 And then, in part -

Govenor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy
Across the nation, we are seeing attacks to undermine the equality, dignity, and safety of the LGBTQIA+ community.

Today I signed an executive order establishing New Jersey as a safe haven for gender-affirming health care in the following ways:
Bars the extradition of an individual within New Jersey to another state for...
Prohibits NJ departments and agencies from cooperating with interstate investigations aiming...
Requires all NJ departments and agencies to, within the fullest extent of their authority, pursue opportunities and coordinate to protect people or entities in the Garden State providing...

Posted by: Lola - ALL 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra and Jade, too. at April 05, 2023 02:43 PM (GshMh)

201 "Right is right, left is wrong."

I thought it was "Left is right, right is wrong."

one is queer and the other is a queer biker pirate

got it

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:43 PM (DB6tu)

202 Throw their asses in solitary confinement without access to legal counsel. Fuck em.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 05, 2023 02:13 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

203 Wolfus them is the brakes

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 02:44 PM (xhxe8)

204 >>187 >>I thought it was "Left is right, right is wrong." This is gonna be like Costanza's cane.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:41 PM (SIRiz)

No, you're right. I misremembered gay cultural norms.

(glues corner of man-card back on, shrugs, mines nostril, watches Gunsmoke)

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:44 PM (8UsEr)

205 Don't worry. Joe Biden will forgive their student loans.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:44 PM (lf83v)

206 Glo--ri--a!

G L O M G!

Posted by: Van Morrison at April 05, 2023 02:44 PM (WmGrA)

207 Steiner is not coming.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Eh... Four out of five men..... You'd have trouble with it too if you had as many people judging the performance. Assholes.

Posted by: Steiner at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (Wy1BU)

208 WATCH: 'What we did was not radical INACTION IS RADICAL.' @brotherjones_ & @VoteGloriaJ say they took over the well with @Justinjpearson to call for action on guns because it was time for 'good trouble' with thousands outside demanding action on guns to save kids' lives.
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Let the record reflect that insurrecting is "good trouble."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (t0OGg)

209 >>Today I signed an executive order establishing New Jersey as a safe haven for gender-affirming health care in the following ways:
Bars the extradition of an individual within New Jersey to another state for...
Prohibits NJ departments and agencies from cooperating with interstate investigations aiming...
Requires all NJ departments and agencies to, within the fullest extent of their authority, pursue opportunities and coordinate to protect people or entities in the Garden State providing...

Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)

210 Does Dominos offer a large two-pizza topping pizza?

Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: Gloria Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (8UsEr)

211 I'm a Texan. I have preconceived notions about New Jersey I admit. But I refuse to believe there are a majority of people, even in New Jersey, that support this tranny bullshit.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (oWBc3)

212 looks like it's starting now.

Posted by: jeet at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (5LFjM)

213 191 176 Steiner is not coming.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM (lf83v)

he needs to hang with a better class of hos

Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (us2H3)

214 Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

You bring back memories of me youth; with Halliburton, hung over like a bitch, carrying a 180 pound steel hose in each hand across a muddy well location in 100 degree heat. Memories

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (pohLc)

215 Lol.

I've met Gloria Johnson, and that video still-screen does her justice.

That fatty has jowls like Droopy Dog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (JKaF3)

216 Mandatory sodomy to "save kids' lives."

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (FFW2d)

217 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett

The article states these are EO's, NOT laws.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (WmGrA)

218
This is a pro-gun-control insurrection. The pro-amputation insurrection is down the hall.
Posted by: Chuck C

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (63Dwl)

219 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)
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They aren't laws. They're fiats.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (krQz2)

220 This busty blonde in her underwear doesn't think that elected officials throwing in with rioters is some kind of ill-defined "good" just because it happens to be for a prog cause:
https://is.gd/t8mtxn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

221 Gloria is what comedian Jim Gaffigan would call a "gravy drinker."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (8UsEr)

222 >>The article states these are EO's, NOT laws.

EO's enforced as Law.

Law limiting the actions of other States.

All of the above.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (SIRiz)

223 210 Does Dominos offer a large two-pizza topping pizza?

Asking for a fiend.
Posted by: Gloria Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (8UsEr)

Those aren't pepperonis...

They're pizzas!

I'd try that. Pizza with little mini pizzas as the toppings?

Meta-Pizza

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

224 Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)

There’s money in it, simple as.

Posted by: SarahW at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (g1vnC)

225 This busty blonde in her underwear doesn't think that elected officials throwing in with rioters is some kind of ill-defined "good" just because it happens to be for a prog cause:
https://is.gd/t8mtxn
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

She's wearing white for Easter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

226 How did Justin Jones get time off from his parking lot attendant job for the riot?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (lf83v)

227 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)
++++
So are the laws in Oregon that are deliberately and plainly anti-white and mandate racial preferences.

Constitutionality doesn't really matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

228 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)

Yep.

I guess NJ is in a state of succession, then.

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (gmo/4)

229 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

230 Of course, then what would be the actual toppings? You have a recursive timefold thing in concept, but in reality, a single piece of sausage on each little topping pizza?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (zZu0s)

231
Asking for a fiend.
Posted by: Gloria Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (8UsEr)

Your typo was amazingly accurate!!!

Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (JrN/x)

232 >>This busty blonde in her underwear doesn't think that elected officials throwing in with rioters is some kind of ill-defined "good" just because it happens to be for a prog cause:

With a smile like that, she could rule the world.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (SIRiz)

233 This busty blonde in her underwear doesn't think that elected officials throwing in with rioters is some kind of ill-defined "good" just because it happens to be for a prog cause:
https://is.gd/t8mtxn

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

----------

I may have to rethink this furry thing

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (YY3n3)

234 I can tell just by looking at those two that they're both too stupid to do anything other than what they're told.

Posted by: Bert G at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (fF0pk)

235 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)

The lead up to the civil war was filled with actions like this by MI and MN denying the Dred Scott decision and similar actions.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (xhaym)

236 Steiner is not coming.

You say that, but he's logged into Pr0nHub right now.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)

237 Pizza with little mini pizzas as the toppings?

Meta-Pizza

Pfffft. You mean fractal pizza.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (eOEVl)

238 Play stupid games etc etc. Hope they get expelled.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (Wy1BU)

239 With a smile like that, she could rule the world.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (SIRiz)

The bolt on tits are a bit much.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (pohLc)

240
She's wearing white for Easter.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

So she's not signalling a desire to be with her first man?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (eGTCV)

241 That better be a really big, really strong chair.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (WmGrA)

242 219 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:45 PM (SIRiz)
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They aren't laws. They're fiats.
Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (krQz2)

and puntos at that

Posted by: REDACTED at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (us2H3)

243 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

244 This is a pro-gun-control insurrection. The pro-amputation insurrection is down the hall.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 05, 2023 02:36 PM

zombie Gunny Hartmann says in this case they can be combined.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

245 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

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Well she have to resign the Governorship of Georgia first?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (YY3n3)

246 I've met Gloria Johnson, and that video still-screen does her justice.
--
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 05, 2023 02:46 PM (JKaF3)

How did you achieve escape velocity?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (kb8VK)

247 >>The bolt on tits are a bit much.

Real enough. Real enough.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (SIRiz)

248 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)
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Stacey Abrams walking across a floor is breaking news.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (krQz2)

249 Joe's gal put her nose ring in her belly button.

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (DB6tu)

250 229 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
-------------
So she's a Bison now!

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (4vi12)

251 232 >>This busty blonde in her underwear doesn't think that elected officials throwing in with rioters is some kind of ill-defined "good" just because it happens to be for a prog cause:

With a smile like that, she could rule the world.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (SIRiz)

Aside from being blonde, she looks exactly like Kateelife.

Who's that?

I have no idea. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

252 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
__________

So, she is studying black people at a black college?

Cutting edge academics.

(BTW, Howard University has the lowest academic standards of any college in the country.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)

253 I move to have Gloria Johnson self terminate as that alone would solve world hunger

Posted by: Johnson and Johnson, Representing Johnson at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (VTu1l)

254 243 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

Had to spend all the special fed money sent to HCBU before it expired...probably...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (exHjb)

255 >Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?

Howard is the Harvard of HBCU's.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (rJ48h)

256 Rep. Pearson denied that their antics on the House floor was radical, calling it as "good trouble" to "save kids' lives."

Cause everyone knows trouble and antics and dominating a legislature is better than reasoned discussions and persuasion.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (anj39)

257 Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.

You can tell it's a made up position because Howard is a black college.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)

258 It is amazing how a single girl with a beautiful smile can light up a room.

All I can do is make people uncomfortable.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (SIRiz)

259 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett

If you don't like it, sue!

-Standing committee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (lA5id)

260 Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?

Posted by: Jordan61

Please. The endpoint of "everything is racist" is that HBCUs will be racist. You know it's coming.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (eOEVl)

261 Stacey Abram's role according to my local news story (WTOP.com)...

"In her new role, she will work on collaborations on discussions of race and Black politics and come up with solutions to societal issues that adversely affect African American communities."

Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (exHjb)

262 Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University

************************

Why not teach in something she really knows, which is physics involving gravitational pull?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

263 "Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?"

they need afromation

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (DB6tu)

264 Theses types of Law are patently unconstitutional.
Posted by: garrett

If you don't like it, sue!

-Standing committee.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (lA5id)
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*taps "No Standing" sign*

Posted by: Blue State Judge at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (krQz2)

265 How did you achieve escape velocity?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (kb8VK)

Magneto-resistance.

I brought a big bowl of salad with me which is the opposite polarity as Johnson.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (JKaF3)

266 The job Tank Abrams got is my bet s no work paycheck

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (xhxe8)

267 All I can do is make people uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (SIRiz)

When some people smile it looks like a lion eyeing a gazelle.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

268 80 the night-feeding, er, riding JJJ...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at April 05, 2023 02:53 PM (rYMt6)

269 She's wearing white for Easter.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (yQpMk)
++++
That reminds me of the Kate Upton video where she dances in her underwear to Peter Cottontail. Probably NSFW.
https://youtu.be/be5qLPmoMyg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

270 It is amazing how a single girl with a beautiful smile can light up a room.

************

Any lady with class will have a smile that can light up a room

that eliminates all karens, wine moms, trannies, lefties and BoSox fans

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (VTu1l)

271 >>Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

God Bless You.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (SIRiz)

272 All I can do is make people uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (SIRiz)
---
You remove stuffing from chair pads?

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (krQz2)

273 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM

I hope it's a strong chair. I'm getting a mental image of the rocking chair scenes in The Patriot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (XHLJ8)

274 I worked with a Howard University Law graduate once.

Dumbest person ever.

Needed a life coach to figure out whether to shit or shine shoes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (lf83v)

275 Is it me, or do these “gender affirming care” sanctuary state laws sound like legalized kidnapping/child trafficking?

What’s to stop one of those groomer teachers from convincing a kid they’re trans then driving them to CA or NJ , where they will be allowed to keep them from their parents? This is horrific.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (spSfc)

276 "All I can do is make people uncomfortable."

Leering is not smiling.

Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (VMFAF)

277 WI Rs win supermajority in Senate! Well , got that going for them.

Posted by: runner at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (i4jdL)

278 All I can do is make people uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM

* waits for this to make the comment honor roll on the sidebar *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

279 BoSox fans
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (VTu1l)

You know bluebell has a shiv, right?

Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (JrN/x)

280 The Left/DemonRats/Progs (I repeat myself thricely) are all about fucking everything and anything, at any time or place.

Why don't the sane amongst us, the people against "gender reassignment" and "transitioning", fight against it on the basis that it destroys the ability of the transitioner to EVER take pleasure from sex again??

"You support destroying these children's right to enjoy sex, you barbarian!!!"

That's gotta work on some of the people who believe in the billion genders and in taking radical surgical actions in support of those genders.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (cvLss)

281 All I can do is make people uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (SIRiz)

"a leer made of yellowed chiclets crammed crookedly into a mouth like tombstones in an ancient churchyard"

Say Cheese!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (xhaym)

282 This is why we can't win. They define the language, we choose to speak it.

Via Daily Wire:

New York Supreme Court Judge Juan Merchan, who is poised to preside over the historic alleged hush-money prosecution of former President Donald Trump, warned Trump to refrain from posting on social media, as it could foment civil unrest.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (lA5id)

283 Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.

You can tell it's a made up position because Howard is a black college.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)

Wouldn't a chair on race at a HBCU go to someone who is white, or latin, or.asian?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (anj39)

284 Sorta Breaking: Stacey Abrams has finally fallen into a made up, make work job - the newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.
Posted by: Nova Local at April 05, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

Isn't Howard University a black college anyway? Why would they need that?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

The paper bag test.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (BdMk6)

285
I'd try that. Pizza with little mini pizzas as the toppings?

Meta-Pizza

Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza

Posted by: Big Caesar at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (63Dwl)

286 NJ: you can't have a bag when you shop but we'll cut anything off of you that you want! So glad the brain trust is looking out for us. I am not sure any politician in office today understands what they are supposed to be doing, or what they are actually (legally) allowed to do.

Posted by: DJ at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM (H5y4s)

287 come up with solutions to societal issues that adversely affect African American communities."
Posted by: Nova Local

By an amazing coinkidink, all her solutions will involve the flow of money toward her

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (yu8eA)

288 "In her new role, she will work on collaborations on discussions of race and Black politics and come up with solutions to societal issues that adversely affect African American communities."
_________

Yeah, she's the one to lead that crusade. LOL.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (lf83v)

289 Garrett, standing in the corner, locking eyes with the hotties as he plays pocket pool.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (lA5id)

290 This incident in TN, by the way, is why I think they freaked out so much about Jan 6. This is how they behave, every time. They call up a mob and let agitators - often violent agitators - into the building, where power players throw in with them to help them achieve the objective. It's all they know. It's the standard playbook, and it happens all the time. On the Left, that is.

I think the genuinely feared that the non-Left was trying to run the same playbook, but do it for real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

291 By an amazing coinkidink, all her solutions will involve the flow of money toward her

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (yu8eA)
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She's got her own gravity well.

Posted by: Axeman at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (krQz2)

292 #211 Indignacio Vindacatorem
But I refuse to believe there are a majority of people, even in New Jersey, that support this tranny bullshit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm a Texan too - God Family Country.
The facts speak for themselves. They support it. Most of them support it by not voting against it.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (RaWcF)

293 258 - pants, Garrett, panrs.

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (rYMt6)

294 By an amazing coinkidink, all her solutions will involve the flow of money toward her
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (yu8eA)

It's the gravity well. She has smaller grifters orbiting her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (yQpMk)

295 Pants are Prison.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (SIRiz)

296 Georgia is happy to see Tank leave.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (lf83v)

297 solutions to societal issues that adversely affect African American communities."
_________

Define a problem, found a group to solve the problem, beg government and corporate America for money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (lA5id)

298 You know bluebell has a shiv, right?

*************

it's made of rubber right?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (VTu1l)

299 I bet they get tossed. I watched them question Matt Walsh, and that little skinny black dude is an idiot. All three of them are wayyy out of their depth, and that's saying a lot.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (sI15f)

300 recursive pizza is pizza

or pizPIZpizzaZAza

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)

301 I just saw a photo of Paige Spiranic eating what looks like a carbohydrate rich meal. How does one channel carbs straight into the boobs? Asking for the sake of the science.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (eGTCV)

302 It's the gravity well.

I read that as Gravy well.

Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (VMFAF)

303 Bars the extradition of an individual within New Jersey to another state for...
___

State sponsored kidnapping. Red states should authorize sending undercover teams to these CHOP shops to recover their underage citizens to safety before their genitals are mutilated.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (fs1hN)

304 Just like "parading" Trumpists who were at the J6 Capital event were arrested long after the date, held in jail forever not being charged, so might these three.

If the right people had the will.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (KiBMU)

305 The paper bag test.

What, "Is Stacey Abrams better looking with a paper bag over her head"?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

306 277 WI Rs win supermajority in Senate! Well , got that going for them

Yup. That made me happy. For a nanosecond till I read the comment from the black-pilled on our side that they are all RINOs so nothing will be done.

Posted by: Floridachick at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (+tfZ6)

307 >>289 Garrett, standing in the corner, locking eyes with the hotties as he plays pocket pool.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (lA5id)

"Garrett, in the Billiard Room, with the candledick."

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (8UsEr)

308 Ive worked with three Howard grads. Two were army officers. One was a fine leader. The other...not so much. The third grad was a really sharp woman who was exceptional to work with on all manner of.VA related issues. So...HU...pretty much like everyplace else.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (anj39)

309 Wut? Democrats may actually face consequences for their actions? I feel kind of woozy, better lie down.

Posted by: Paladin at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (7qvpm)

310 That reminds me of the Kate Upton video where she dances in her underwear to Peter Cottontail. Probably NSFW.
https://youtu.be/be5qLPmoMyg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

That is a good one. I think the lip sync video with the Britney Spears song is better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

311 To Hell with them. They are the ones who set the new rules.

Haven't seen comments yet but I imagine all 300 have said some variation of this.

Posted by: RM at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (0eYOS)

312 The other day I came up with

"When everything is left, nothing is."

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2023 03:00 PM (ii7PL)

313 BoSox fans
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM

===

You know bluebell has a shiv, right?
Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2023 02:55 PM

Lucky indeed is the recipient of a bluebell smile.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 03:00 PM (a3Q+t)

314
Thing about Stacey is she's safe from seized or pounced on from anyone.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:00 PM (j4U/Z)

315 What, "Is Stacey Abrams better looking with a paper bag over her head"?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

Not really. Like putting a diaper on a pig.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:00 PM (pohLc)

316 Remember that scene from Total Recall when Gloria Johnson's head malfunctions and she just keeps repeating "2 weeks" then blows up?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at April 05, 2023 03:00 PM (vN+oL)

317 Yup. That made me happy. For a nanosecond till I read the comment from the black-pilled on our side that they are all RINOs so nothing will be done.

************

We're nothing if not sunny optimists

PS have we decided yet which one of us will get the top bunk when they move us to the camps?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (VTu1l)

318 Lots of Leftists get no work jobs at colleges

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (xhxe8)

319 The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW

Bluebell's shiv is very sharp, and surprisingly large for a concealed weapon. She could be a headsman for Henry the VIII with that shiv.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (u82oZ)

320 Lots of Leftists get no work jobs at colleges
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (xhxe

++++
70%+ of total staff at most colleges.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)

321 Like putting a diaper on a pig.
________

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Joy Behar at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

322 Haven't seen comments yet but I imagine all 300 have said some variation of this.

****************

You must be new here, a moron will always read the comments first before even being aware that there was content above it

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (VTu1l)

323 305 The paper bag test.

What, "Is Stacey Abrams better looking with a paper bag over her head"?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

That is one huge bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

324 With a smile like that, she could rule the world.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:49 PM (SIRiz)

What smile

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2023 03:02 PM (RkRie)

325 I heard 14 police officers were killed

Posted by: MJ at April 05, 2023 03:02 PM (zwDuR)

326 Pants are Prison.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM

Chaps AND Crocs?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)

327 >>PS have we decided yet which one of us will get the top bunk when they move us to the camps?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (VTu1l)

Yes.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:02 PM (8UsEr)

328 The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW

I'll be in the cooler. Youse guys can practice soccer in the yard before Headcount.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:02 PM (u82oZ)

329 Garrett, standing in the corner, locking eyes with the hotties as he plays pocket pool.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 05, 2023 02:56 PM (lA5id)

"Garrett, in the Billiard Room, with the candledick."
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 02:59 PM (8UsEr)

I've been threatened death for less.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 03:03 PM (IXZGh)

330 It seems to me there was a time when Howard University played a significant role in providing quality education to black men and women. And It was in the classic courses.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:03 PM (eGTCV)

331 Reminder: Kate Upton lip syncing a Britney Spears song and other things. This was linked once in the sidebar.

https://is.gd/1OqKZv

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

332
it's made of rubber right?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - America is Dead - National Divorce NOW at April 05, 2023 02:57 PM (VTu1l)

Sure, sure it is!

Posted by: Moki at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (JrN/x)

333
That is one huge bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

500 gal Industrial Waste bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (IXZGh)

334 OT: Went with Mrs. to Aunt Connie's last fall to watch football with her and her friends. One guest brought chili. You already know what was in the chili that should not have been in it.

I'd never seen that before. Don't know that I ever will again.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (8UsEr)

335 Just thinking about Stacey Abrams causes my testicles to retract.

Posted by: JEM at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (8erNz)

336 Bluebell's shiv is very sharp, and surprisingly large for a concealed weapon. She could be a headsman for Henry the VIII with that shiv.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM

Large enough for a headsman, but deft enough for a mohel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

337 ZOD

How is your eye doing? and I loved your comment on the meal.

Maybe bringing back the old time religion of the indigenous and wise Aztecs will assist, if Leftists are willing to sacrifice themselves for Gaia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

338
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Joy Behar at April 05, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

Piker.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (IXZGh)

339
What, "Is Stacey Abrams better looking with a paper bag over her head"?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 05, 2023 02:58 PM (ZGrMX)

How much beer would be needed to make the beer goggles strong enough?

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

340 Just thinking about Stacey Abrams causes my testicles to retract.
Posted by: JEM at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (8erNz)
++++
The war on reproduction is a war fought by all available means, JEM.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)

341 327
Yes.
Posted by: ZOD at

I hope this decision was made in consideration of how we rank by size. I don’t want to be in the bottom bunk if there is a 6’6 person in the top. This, of course, assumes there will be ladders available to me.

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

342 I hear that AOC makes great ‘za. You might say she’s a za-demon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (sjxgf)

343 >>I've been threatened death for less.

I have a list.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (SIRiz)

344 Duncanthrax

Well put. She has skills.

And the next time we meet her, we both smile, and don't turn our back to her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (u82oZ)

345 I hope this decision was made in consideration of how we rank by size. I don’t want to be in the bottom bunk if there is a 6’6 person in the top. This, of course, assumes there will be ladders available to me.
Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
++++
The bed frames are their own ladders. Try harder, citizen!

Posted by: Guard at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

346 Bluebell's shiv is very sharp,

There has to be a song there--to the tune of Mack the Knife.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (eGTCV)

347 You already know what was in the chili that should not have been in it.

I'd never seen that before. Don't know that I ever will again.
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM

Beans in chili are a terrible thing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (a3Q+t)

348 " Is this the best they got?"

Amazingly enough, it IS representative of their best and brightest.

But somehow they seem to be ahead about 7 to 0 and we're headed into the bottom of the eighth.

Posted by: RM at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (0eYOS)

349 "Gloria" looks like Reservoir Dogs-era Lawrence Tierney in a blond wig.

Posted by: marcus gravey at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (516e+)

350 They should also be arrested and held in jail for at least the amount of the J6 "insurrectionists."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (VWp7G)

351 >>How is your eye doing? and I loved your comment on the meal. Maybe bringing back the old time religion of the indigenous and wise Aztecs will assist, if Leftists are willing to sacrifice themselves for Gaia.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (u82oZ)

Horrible dictu, friend, but thanks for asking. I had a microscopic stroke on the optic nerve of my left eye. Permanent damage to peripheral vision. Going in for an MRI tomorrow a.m. to make sure that's the only part what done broke. Taking some getting used to.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (8UsEr)

352 The paper bag test: If the person's skin is darker (or lighter) than a standard paper bag, it will determine the so-called amount of black privilege that person will have within that organization.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)

353 I thought I'd knocked the mythical monster, the budget for next year, on its head and stuffed it into a locked chest. But it's gotten out. I hope the budget people can explain to me why it looks like I'm $6700 "over" their projected figure. Hello, folk? Things have gotten more expensive since Mushbrain took over, or hadn't you noticed at the grocery store?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

354 It seems to me there was a time when Howard University played a significant role in providing quality education to black men and women. And It was in the classic courses.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:03 PM (eGTCV)

----------

The classics are white cisheteropatriarchy supremacist. History began in 2008 with the coming of the Dog-Eating, America-Hating Lightbringer.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (VDVEC)

355 That reminds me of the Kate Upton video where she dances in her underwear to Peter Cottontail. Probably NSFW.
https://youtu.be/be5qLPmoMyg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

A particular Kate Upton video might not be NSFW, but it's the way to bet.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (kPLwB)

356
How much beer would be needed to make the beer goggles strong enough?
Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (eGTCV)

Not possible. There isn't enough space in the universe.

Black holes look at her and say "NOPE."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (IXZGh)

357 >>Reminder: Kate Upton lip syncing a Britney Spears song and other things. This was linked once in the sidebar.

How is this not pinned as the Top Post?

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (SIRiz)

358 It's funny...we have four dogs and every one has a different place they like to lick you.

Yes, I have my pants on.

Little rat terrier goes for behind my ears

Posted by: JEM at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (8erNz)

359 I have a list.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (SIRiz)

Should one start at the top and work their way down? Or start at the bottom and work their way up? Or just throw a dart at the list?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (yQpMk)

360 It is amazing how a single girl with a beautiful smile can light up a room.

All I can do is make people uncomfortable.
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2023 02:52 PM (SIRiz)

You aren't supposed to use the girls for lampshades.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (eoQWY)

361 Stacey Abrams in Antebellum days would be living large polishing silver in the big house, retaining her position by ratting on field help planning a move to the North. Kind of a Blacko Kapo.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (lz5hY)

362 Piper

You will be on the escape committee. Pretty sure we could sneak you out of camp in a Volkswagen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (u82oZ)

363 >>I hope this decision was made in consideration of how we rank by size. I don’t want to be in the bottom bunk if there is a 6’6 person in the top. This, of course, assumes there will be ladders available to me.
Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

This decision was made in consideration of Zod.

Resume your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (8UsEr)

364 The Repubs have a supermajority in the Tenn. house. These fucks are done.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (pohLc)

365 So my governor signed the bill prohibiting "gender affirming care" for minors today. Well, Holcomb has checked the prevailing winds and decided this is his best course of action, because he has never lead on anything. To call him a bipedal weathervane is an insult to weathervane's. Between him and Todd Young my disappointment with the Indy GOP grows. But, then the alternative is....?
Posted by: Indiana Lurker needs a different nic.. at April 05, 2023 02:40 PM

Hi!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (xttsV)

366 The paper bag test: If the person's skin is darker (or lighter) than a standard paper bag, it will determine the so-called amount of black privilege that person will have within that organization.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)
++++
As we continue down the DIE and reparations roads, something like this *is* going to make a comeback.

Eventually, this country is going to pass Nuremberg Laws. It will be surreal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

367 These three legislators will keep their job if they sponsor sizable NIL's for some potential Vol football recruits.

Priorities people!

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (pJMW1)

368 Good. Thank God they are not listening to anything the RNC is saying. Fight hard.

Our RNC leader:

https://tinyurl.com/yc378kkz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (DMyTF)

369 A progressive/Marxist candidate, Shontel Lewis, for Denver's City Council who lost yesterday had this to say:

"We're willing to set ourselves on fire to make sure we warm up the world," Lewis told supporters Tuesday night.

Please keep that promise. I will go over the mountain to Denver to watch, point, and laugh. We can have a self-immolation party.

Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (oiNtH)

370 I'm sure I'd be lying passed out in a puddle of vomit before my beer goggles got up to Stacy Abrams strength.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (eGTCV)

371 I have to say that Rep. Johnson looks rather unhealthy.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (v0R5T)

372
345 The bed frames are their own ladders. Try harder, citizen!
Posted by: Guard at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

—-
Not always!

https://tinyurl.com/yx7u7pum

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

373 Ms. Johnson looks like an obese man.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:09 PM (DMyTF)

374 Horrible dictu, friend, but thanks for asking. I had a microscopic stroke on the optic nerve of my left eye. Permanent damage to peripheral vision. Going in for an MRI tomorrow a.m. to make sure that's the only part what done broke. Taking some getting used to.
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM

Damn. Don't think that's getting you excused from the NoVaMoMe, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 05, 2023 03:09 PM (XHLJ8)

375
A particular Kate Upton video might not be NSFW, but it's the way to bet.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (kPLwB)

I think the first time I saw her high beams was when she was doing the photoshoot on the horse. She fought like hell to keep those bad boys contained as the horse moved around, but couldn't and finally said "f*ck it" and let em fly free till the cameras were ready.

Someone graciously had video rolling the whole time.....God Bless that horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

376 Horrible dictu, friend, but thanks for asking. I had a microscopic stroke on the optic nerve of my left eye. Permanent damage to peripheral vision. Going in for an MRI tomorrow a.m. to make sure that's the only part what done broke. Taking some getting used to.
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM

Godspeed, man.

Not sure if Zodspeed works on ZOD, but that too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 05, 2023 03:09 PM (IXZGh)

377 373 Ms. Johnson looks like an obese man.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:09 PM (DMyTF)

A masculine Michael Moore.

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:10 PM (eGTCV)

378 The paper bag test.

What, "Is Stacey Abrams better looking with a paper bag over her head"?
Posted by: Ian S.

That is one huge bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto

You're going to need a bigger bag....

Posted by: Chief Brodie at April 05, 2023 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

379 Zod

Yikes!

Best wishes. But I bet you would rock an eye-patch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:10 PM (u82oZ)

380 A progressive/Marxist candidate, Shontel Lewis, for Denver's City Council who lost yesterday had this to say:

"We're willing to set ourselves on fire to make sure we warm up the world," Lewis told supporters Tuesday night.

Please keep that promise. I will go over the mountain to Denver to watch, point, and laugh. We can have a self-immolation party.
Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (oiNtH)
---
The only problem is they are more than happy to set YOU on fire first.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (YIVH2)

381 Maybe, TaiwanChick can ask bigK what the hold up is to releasing the tapes?

Posted by: micky at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (3byMq)

382 334 OT: Went with Mrs. to Aunt Connie's last fall to watch football with her and her friends. One guest brought chili. You already know what was in the chili that should not have been in it.

I'd never seen that before. Don't know that I ever will again.
Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (8UsEr)

Cartman wasn't the guest, was he?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (Rl7KJ)

383 "Our RNC leader:"

Broken Arrow! I repeat Broken Arrow.
The enemy is in the wire!

Posted by: Bosk at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (VMFAF)

384 A masculine Michael Moore.

Yesssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (yQpMk)

385 Tennessee State Troopers were forced to intervene as a pro-gun control mob

They weren't protesting against gun rights, they were protesting for dead Christians.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (lc5cP)

386 Ms. Johnson looks like an obese man.
__________

Andy Ried in a wig, without a mustache.

(The Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

387 The paper bag test: If the person's skin is darker (or lighter) than a standard paper bag, it will determine the so-called amount of black privilege that person will have within that organization.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at April 05, 2023 03:06 PM (BdMk6)
++++
As we continue down the DIE and reparations roads, something like this *is* going to make a comeback.

Eventually, this country is going to pass Nuremberg Laws. It will be surreal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)

I doubt it - there are too many "light" grifters latching on to the gravy trains, and too many new, improved oppressed groups that don't exclude the children of the elites from being card carrying members.

I think what will happen is that the race grifters will be sidelined just like the TERF lesbians are, and will be bullied into submission in exchange for crumbs. Then they will keep minorities in line without being in the decision making groups.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

388 Zod

Goodness on the eye! Prayers, of course. And a sacrifice or 2!

Posted by: Piper at April 05, 2023 03:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

389 Ms. Johnson looks like an obese man.
__________

Andy Ried in a wig, without a mustache.

(The Kansas City Chiefs Head Coach)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

Look how that frown is baked into the flesh, like Joker's scars in the old batman movies. Bet she's a lot of fun.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

390 I doubt it - there are too many "light" grifters latching on to the gravy trains, and too many new, improved oppressed groups that don't exclude the children of the elites from being card carrying members.

I think what will happen is that the race grifters will be sidelined just like the TERF lesbians are, and will be bullied into submission in exchange for crumbs. Then they will keep minorities in line without being in the decision making groups.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 03:11 PM (eoQWY)
++++
Possibly. I imagine that our new-fangled version of the Nuremberg Laws will be *very* complicated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:12 PM (t0OGg)

391
You will watch Stacy Abrams videos of her dressed up like
the Easter Bunny and be aroused by it.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2023 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

392
"I think the genuinely feared that the non-Left was trying to run the same playbook, but do it for real."

Agreed. It's been a totally one side, pretty successful game plan for them.

When the other side tries it stamp them down so hard no one not from the left will ever try it again.

And if the left had really stormed the Capitol and done some real damage, the media would spin it as "this is the only way for them to be heard"

Posted by: RM at April 05, 2023 03:12 PM (0eYOS)

393 Oldcat

A crashed economy reorders social standing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (u82oZ)

394 The Repubs have a supermajority in the Tenn. house. These fucks are done.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (pohLc)
........

Is that really who we are? What about collegiality? Unity?

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

395 Dey be buttiful misk raze cuppa'll.

Posted by: Marooned at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (kt8QE)

396 If these unapologetic Marxists are shown the door, they'll simply be replaced by other useful idiots. See Chicago, Mayor Of, for more information.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (CwhoI)

397 Nood, complete with wrong headline

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (gf7Ez)

398 WI Rs win supermajority in Senate! Well , got that going for them.
Posted by: runner

A Democrat in N. Carolina senate and a Democrat state house rep in Louisiana just changed parties to Republican.

The Wisconsin State Supreme Court (Far Right, according to modern news) was an unfortunate loss, but I think this could generally be blamed on (lack of) voter turnout. The motivated voters that came out were likely one-issue voters...pro -abortion.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (vcOmj)

399 Sorry to hear that Zod. Best wishes for recovery.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (pohLc)

400 394 The Repubs have a supermajority in the Tenn. house. These fucks are done.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 05, 2023 03:07 PM (pohLc)
........

Is that really who we are? What about collegiality? Unity?
Posted by: wth at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

David French will be coming in with an answer in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: N. Lurker at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (eGTCV)

401 Look how that frown is baked into the flesh, like Joker's scars in the old batman movies. Bet she's a lot of fun.
_________

The adipose tissue in her neck could heat six houses for a year.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)

402 Whoa. Ace corrected the headline.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (gf7Ez)

403 Reminder: Kate Upton lip syncing a Britney Spears song and other things. This was linked once in the sidebar.

https://is.gd/1OqKZv
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Huh. That video cut away from the main event numerous times to show dudes. Pretty sure the program director is light in the loafers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)

404 what if charges are pursued against Bragg for leaking his indictment and then the lawsuit against Trump gets dropped for lack of evidence?

Wouldn't it be hilarious to see those consequences played out.

Posted by: DanMan at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (DB6tu)

405 >>WI Rs win supermajority in Senate! Well , got that going for them.
Posted by: runner

I read that they can impeach anyone in WI govt including a supreme court justice.

*popcorn

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (DMyTF)

406 Eyepatch:

https://tinyurl.com/3m8vmb8t

Posted by: ZOD at April 05, 2023 03:15 PM (8UsEr)

407 335 Just thinking about Stacey Abrams causes my testicles to retract.

Posted by: JEM at April 05, 2023 03:04 PM (8erNz)

I am trying to find a SFW picture of the gal who is a spitting image (but brunette) of the gal Joe linked above.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

408 Also. There is a nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, four weeks on keto at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

409 Oldcat

A crashed economy reorders social standing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 05, 2023 03:13 PM (u82oZ)

The leftist economy is the state and federal jobs, the state backed universities and the allied business administrations and pressure groups. Its pretty immune to economic shocks.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 05, 2023 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

410 newly created chair for race and black politics at Howard University.

Isn't that the entire purpose of Howard University?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at April 05, 2023 03:26 PM (Vu7A1)

411 The motivated voters that came out were likely one-issue voters...pro -abortion.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 05, 2023 03:14 PM (vcOmj)

and metabolically challenged.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 05, 2023 03:27 PM (yQpMk)

412
Does the Tennessee legislature have a dungeon?

Posted by: N. Lurker

I dunno, but I reckon that quite a few Tennessee legislators have dungeons at home, IYKWIM...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 03:29 PM (n+4am)

413
"When she's not standing up for the little man, Rep. Johnson is sitting down to a short stack of pancakes, bacon, ham, eggs, hash browns, a spatchcocked child, three pecan pies, Kentucky Brown, a quart of Benedictine spread on Oreos, and a salami. And a Diet Coke."
Posted by: ZOD

So, a light snack...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2023 03:30 PM (n+4am)

414 How do these misfit carnival freaks ever get elected? Eh, never mind.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 05, 2023 02:27

That's a great description BFD, I've often wondered the same thing. I wouldn't vote for these freaks for dogcatcher. You could add retarded to the list too but I guess that is verboten today. They are differently abled, yeah that's the ticket.

Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2023 04:16 PM (55Qr6)

415 When can we banish them all to Outer Slabovia to live with the Slobs?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 05, 2023 05:01 PM (wGqjj)

416 How about two years in solitary to think about their crimes? Then charge them with felony trespass.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at April 05, 2023 05:48 PM (+DS2f)

417 About time. Wanna be an insurrectionist? Sure but there are consequences. No one's above the law eh?

Posted by: Xavier Basora at April 05, 2023 09:55 PM (I6EMq)

418 "Tennessee State Troopers were forced to intervene as a pro-gun control mob stormed the state capitol ..."

No, not pro gun control mob, an Anti-Constitution mob. You know, actual domestic enemies.

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