Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Pioneer
Frederick McCubbin

[Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

2 st!

Posted by: A Grue at April 13, 2023 09:33 AM (Wnv9h)

3 nice

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

4 Alternate Title: View From Prison

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Wow...that was a really old sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 09:34 AM (Wnv9h)

6 Quite the triptych.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)

7 Is this a window?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

8 Woods hang.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (yO/tg)

9 Artist Frederick McCubbin
Year 1904
Medium oil on canvas
Dimensions 225.0 cm × 295.7 cm (88.6 in × 116.4 in)
Location National Gallery of Victoria, Melbourne

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

10 Firewood.

Posted by: Ziba at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (4h9M3)

11 You’re WHAT??? Again???

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (PCK5/)

12 Triptych not a throuple

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (OgrpQ)

13 What’s with the vertical black strips?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (+I2lh)

14 Nice triptych...We don't see too many of those around here.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (YIVH2)

15 Not the art I was expecting on the last day of Passover.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

16 Wow

The third panel is a grave!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:36 AM (BRHaw)

17 My lord, that is a sad painting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 09:36 AM (AW0uW)

18 Not the art I was expecting on the last day of Passover.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

God told Man to go forth and prosper. They're going forth and attempting prosperity.

It works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

19 The view from the prison cell.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 09:37 AM (lTGtQ)

20 The three panels of the triptych tell a story of a free selector, a farmer who has chosen some land to clear and farm, and his family. The story is ambiguous, like many of McCubbin's other works and McCubbin chose not to respond when controversy broke out over the "correct" meaning.
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So I can defend the view that he killed her for the insurance money!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:37 AM (Vwz3I)

21 I can see each panel representing a stage of their journey. The first panel is the journey itself, as they migrate West.

The second panel shows the family established and growing, with the mother holding the child in her arms, representing setting down roots.

The last panel is the final phase of their journey when the son buries the father, representing that the family is now established.

Or am I overthinking this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

22 This does not work for me.

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (5a2xV)

23 Me Likey!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (VWp7G)

24 It's ok. Probably best viewed in person. It's a little fuzzy on my iPhone.

Posted by: Tuna at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (gLRfa)

25 They better build some kind of freaking shelter, or they’ll regret it come fall.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (+I2lh)

26 Bonnie and Clyde, the early years, when they buried their victims.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (lTGtQ)

27 There is a beautiful city over yonder in the 3rd panel.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

28 > The last panel is the final phase of their journey when the son buries the father, representing that the family is now established.

I was thinking husband buries the wife, myself, but could just as well be as you say.

Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (bW8dp)

29 Digging a grave with all those tree roots… now that’s work!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (PCK5/)

30 "Where's my log cabin?" - she persisted.

Posted by: Roy at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (GgTpv)

31 Nice triptych...We don't see too many of those around here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I wonder why the three panels became a thing in art? Why not four for example? Three, of anything, seems to be prevalent;

Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
Three Stooges
Three Musketeers (don't even start)
Three Wise Men
The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria
Tinkers to Evers to Chance
I could go on and on and on.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (qoGsy)

32 There is also a grave marker.
Did someone's pet die?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

33 Man sitting over a grave. How cheerful!

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 09:40 AM (5a2xV)

34 > They better build some kind of freaking shelter, or they’ll regret it come fall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:38 AM (+I2lh)

Gimmie shelter.

Also, if you hire the Hells Angels to provide security, do not pay them in beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 09:40 AM (bW8dp)

35 Painting: "OK pioneer genius, what do we do now?"

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 13, 2023 09:40 AM (MvF+J)

36 [Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

I can help with that.

Posted by: Rick Astley at April 13, 2023 09:40 AM (PiwSw)

37 Manny, Moe, Jack?

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 09:41 AM (5a2xV)

38 She's pining for the F150s.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 13, 2023 09:41 AM (DhOHl)

39 I wonder why the three panels became a thing in art? Why not four for example? Three, of anything, seems to be prevalent;

Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (qoGsy)
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I think that is the reason right here. The Holy Trinity is central to Christianity, of course, and much of the art we appreciate from Western Europe is tied up with religious iconography, so it seems natural that three panels would spring from that movement.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:41 AM (YIVH2)

40 Honey, we’re out of sugar, flour, lard, coffee… I’ll just make you a list, run into town…

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:41 AM (PCK5/)

41 Morning.

Pretty good. I like it. It's just the setting. Very calming and pleasant. And I like realistic styles, too, so big thumbs up.

Not sure if I'd personally hang but I definitely approve.

RE: Earworms. Earworms are defeated by much more powerful earworms.

https://youtu.be/vjoKyj51o_I

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2023 09:42 AM (1Yy3c)

42 A fine, almost photographic painting this morning. A triptych, I think they call it -- the painter's equivalent of a trilogy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

43 This painting does not resemble a fried bologna sammich at all. Please try again.

Posted by: Make it so !!! at April 13, 2023 09:42 AM (89Sog)

44 Looking through a modern window back in time
Kind of like it

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (sABgX)

45 I wonder why the three panels became a thing in art? Why not four for example? Three, of anything, seems to be prevalent;

Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
Three Stooges
Three Musketeers (don't even start)
Three Wise Men
The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria
Tinkers to Evers to Chance
I could go on and on and on.

Posted by: Tonypete

It's based on the number of fingers you have.

- my high school shop teacher.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (lTGtQ)

46 The last panel is the final phase of their journey when the son buries the father, representing that the family is now established.

I was thinking husband buries the wife, myself, but could just as well be as you say.
Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at April 13, 2023 09:39 AM (bW8dp)
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I went with son burying father because of the way the panels change. In the first panel, the woods are thick and uncut. In the second panel, we can see a single homestead through the thinner trees. And in the final panel we can see that there is a town in the distance and the woods are quite a bit thinner than they were, indicating some time (maybe a generation) has passed. So the son (or even grandson) is paying respects to his father/grandfather.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (YIVH2)

47 Interpretation is obvious but it would be interesting to hear from Kris.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (uyuZF)

48 Too much of a head scratcher.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (+iX/6)

49 Or am I overthinking this?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

Apparently not. Andycanuck's link shows that you can have it mean anything you like, and I like your story a lot better than his.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (nC+QA)

50 I guess the guy in the central panel is the same fellow who, wearing a bucket hat, is incising a name on the cross at the grave? And the woman in green on the left is the same as in the central panel, holding the child?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

51 Honey, we’re out of sugar, flour, lard, coffee… I’ll just make you a list, run into town…
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:41 AM (PCK5/)
******
cinnamon, eggs & maple syrup.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

52 Painting: "No, I thought you packed the tent!"

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (MvF+J)

53 31 Hey, Tonypete.

You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (+I2lh)

54 That's some really nice rendering and detail.

Probably took him forever to paint in all of that ground detail.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (oJb1g)

55 He just couldn't take the constant nagging anymore.
"Your brother chops down trees a lot faster than you!"
"Is that REALLY the best fire you could make?"
"Squirrels again? What's the matter, can't shoot straight enough to get us a turkey?"
"The Williams have much newer oilcloth on their tent."
"When are you going to man up and build me a log cabin?"
And thus we jump to the grave scene.

Posted by: Got quite a yen for a good slutburger at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (V6LRK)

56 Wife with baby staring at husband taking smoke break from chopping log:

Why isn't the cabin finished?

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

57 Coyotes are going to dig up that body. Gotta bury it deeper.

Posted by: PabloD at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (AYd5v)

58 You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're right.

Damnit!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (qoGsy)

59 Heh. Last night's sock. Ewwww.

Posted by: Whoops at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (V6LRK)

60 RE: Earworms. Earworms are defeated by much more powerful earworms.

Posted by: Robert

Just be careful you don't end up in a woman who swallowed a fly kind of scenario.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (RKiAv)

61 Can't be Australia. Don't see any deadly marsupials, reptiles, nor insects-BOGUS! And don't forget deadly poison plants.

Posted by: Walkabout at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Nn3xT)

62 The ~~Pioneer~~ Ted Bundy Story
Frederick McCubbin

Posted by: Art Moron at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (ozf7E)

63 53 31 Hey, Tonypete.

You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (+I2lh)

Crosby,Stills, Nash and that other Asshole…

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (PCK5/)

64 Seems like this has no representation of underserved and oppressed communities.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (pwExq)

65 The last panel is the final phase of their journey when the son buries the father, representing that the family is now established.
*
I was thinking husband buries the wife, myself, but could just as well be as you say.
Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at April 13, 2023

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Or he is burying their child, or one of them. But in that case you'd think the mother would be there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (J2vNu)

66 Apparently not. Andycanuck's link shows that you can have it mean anything you like, and I like your story a lot better than his.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 09:43 AM (nC+QA)
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A good triptych should tell a story, like this one does. An enterprising Moron Author could certain write a short story around this triptych.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (YIVH2)

67 The last panel is the final phase of their journey when the son buries the father, representing that the family is now established.

Or am I overthinking this?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)

I first saw the last panel as the father at the grave of his family as a reference to how the pioneer journeys were dangerous, but now I think you're right. It's more likely the son. The man in the third panel has no beard, implying he's younger and his clothes are different.

Posted by: Kris at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (OyyDO)

68 His wife died digging the lake that's only visible in the third panel.

[Actually a bay as it's supposed to be Melbourne in the background.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)

69 A lot to ponder in this painting. Many themes and stories.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

70
Pirogue, rogue, rogue your boat - a limerick

A tree is a difficult thing to hew
But we'll have a lovely boat if I get through
We must hollow out the center
Though it might take all fall and winter
I'm not sure I can make a dugout, can you?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (ykeLU)

71 Hey, Tonypete.

You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

And Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (AW0uW)

72 He needs to hurry up and build them bitches a kitchen so they can get to work with their kitchen bitching.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

73 There is something very depressing about this painting. Needs more color 🖼️.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

74 ... and I like your story a lot better than his.
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Hey!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

75 Coyotes are going to dig up that body. Gotta bury it deeper.
Posted by: PabloD at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (AYd5v)

Meh. That's what lye is for.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

76 Can't be Australia. Don't see any deadly marsupials, reptiles, nor insects-BOGUS! And don't forget deadly poison plants.
Posted by: Walkabout at April 13, 2023 09:45 AM (Nn3xT)
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What they don't tell you is that the family is setting up a homestead in a grove of gympie-gympie trees.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (YIVH2)

77 73 There is something very depressing about this painting. Needs more color 🖼️.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (NpAcC)

All outta vermillion and cerulean, sorry…

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:48 AM (PCK5/)

78 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:48 AM (+I2lh)

79 This jigsaw puzzle is easy!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 09:48 AM (PiwSw)

80 You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023
*
Crosby, Stills, Nash and that other Asshole…
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023

***
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy
Soli, Illya, and Waverly

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

81 Solo!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

82 I like the evolution of dwellings in the background, from wagon to cabin to city. It implies progress without being overt about it.

Posted by: Kris at April 13, 2023 09:49 AM (OyyDO)

83 The Pioneer
Frederick McCubbin

[Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world!

Everybody!

It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:49 AM (EviHh)

84 I get rid of earworms by "playing" the Overture to the Marriage of Figaro in my head. The second movement of Beethoven's ninth also works.

Posted by: tippy tappy too at April 13, 2023 09:49 AM (7FbwY)

85 I'm not sure I can make a dugout, can you?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 09:46 AM (ykeLU)
****
Canoe?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

86 Radio Ga Ga offering her smoking Ho Ha.

Posted by: safristi at April 13, 2023 09:50 AM (4Sm29)

87 Welcome to Camp Ennui. We hope you will enjoy your stay here.

Todays Activities:
Staring Into Space
Sitting On Log
Drooling

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 13, 2023 09:50 AM (s12c9)

88 Ace, Chuy, and Lamont the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:51 AM (+I2lh)

89 "Shiplap? I HATE shiplap! You'd know that if you ever listened! You make me SICK!"

Posted by: The rigors of pioneer life at April 13, 2023 09:51 AM (V6LRK)

90 I get rid of earworms by "playing" the Overture to the Marriage of Figaro in my head. The second movement of Beethoven's ninth also works.
Posted by: tippy tappy too

Bugs Bunny Figaro.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:51 AM (EviHh)

91 ha ha, I'm in and I'm not going anywhere.

Posted by: ear worm at April 13, 2023 09:52 AM (FBltX)

92 Hey!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

Lol. I like a food mystery, but I'll take 'And they grew strong and prospered.' over 'He killed her for the life insurance.' any day.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 09:52 AM (nC+QA)

93 I bet the Drop Bears got the person buried in the last panel!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)

94 And the woman in green on the left is the same as in the central panel, holding the child?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)

Woman in green is his pregnant mother.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 13, 2023 09:52 AM (uyuZF)

95 I was thinking panel one is her brooding about the location he chose, the second panel is her giving him a piece of her mind and that she will not live here, and the third panel is his response.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 09:52 AM (lTGtQ)

96 88/12=7 feet 4 inches

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

97 82, Kris, even whe I enbiggenen it, I don’t see a cabin in the second panel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:53 AM (+I2lh)

98 Shadrach, Meshach and Abednigo.

Posted by: Belteshazzar at April 13, 2023 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

99 Ticks.. lots of ticks, everywhere ticks…

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (PCK5/)

100 Pioneering....on the edge of town?

Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

101 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

102 She is a pioneer woman with 9 kids. He chops wood with an axe. Their budget $1.2 million.
She likes the city because it is close to the school and general store.
He likes the woods because he doesn't have to commute to chop trees.
Will we be able to find a place that meets both of their dreams?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (WzJYQ)

103 So if you took a chain, see? And you attached little sharp teeth to it, see?

Posted by: Just an idea at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (DhOHl)

104 Publicly Funded PBS Joins NPR In Quitting Twitter

“PBS stopped tweeting from our account when we learned of the change and we have no plans to resume at this time”

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

105 Looks like someone's going to start a forest fire.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)

106 88/12=7 feet 4 inches

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

Or 44 hands

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (OgrpQ)

107 Bugs Bunny Figaro.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:51 AM (EviHh)

Atts sa matter for you!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

108 Vox via Bearing Arms:

Mass shootings at work, like mass shootings generally, are rare occurrences. Though more common in the US than elsewhere in the world, mass shootings make up less than 1 percent of gun violence deaths in the US, and workplace shootings comprise a smaller subset of those fatalities. The workplace is the most common location for a mass shooting, however, according to the Violence Project.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

109
101 100
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

CLOSE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

110 I like the ability of the artist to make a story even if it isn't a happy one. The scenes aren't dramatic but there is a power in the realistic use of light, color, and figures carrying out everyday activities. That lends an emotional element that reaches out to the viewer. Any viewer with an appreciation of what pioneers went through or comes from a culture where pioneers are venerated would be touched by the painting. It is very effective.

Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (7EjX1)

111 I like the idea of the prison bars, since everyone in AUS was deported there as convicts.

Posted by: Love, Sydney at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (Nn3xT)

112 Or 44 hands

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (OgrpQ)

What's that in cubits?

-- Noah

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

113 Agh! A *good* mystery! A food mystery in this context has the possibility of being *extremely* disturbing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (nC+QA)

114 A triptych should tell a story

*********

The Log Cabin Triptych - a narrative limerick

1. She dreams of a house bright and gaudy
2. Tells her husband his workmanship's shoddy
She naggs him all day
Build it just like I say!
3. "They'll never find where I hid the body"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (ykeLU)

115 97 82, Kris, even whe I enbiggenen it, I don’t see a cabin in the second panel.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:53 AM (+I2lh)

Way back thru the gap in the trees, just above the panel's center.

Posted by: Kris at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

116 I can smell the eucalyptus

Posted by: observer at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (FBltX)

117 The painting was first exhibited in a one-man show in 1904 at the Melbourne Athenaeum gallery but did not find a buyer. Walter Withers, a friend of McCubbin's, suggested that McCubbin add a view of Melbourne in the background of the right panel, which he did. The National Gallery of Victoria purchased the painting the following year for 367 pounds and 10 shillings, using funds from the Felton Bequest.

Walter also liked Kinkade.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (BRHaw)

118 I think the pioneers died of dysentery.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (pwExq)

119 Shadrach, Meshach and Abednigo.
Posted by: Belteshazzar

Versus Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
Wrestle Royale
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (EviHh)

120 118 I think the pioneers died of dysentery.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (pwExq)

And Comanches… mostly Comanches…

Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (PCK5/)

121 It must have taken a long time to fell a tree with a little bitty axe like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (s12c9)

122 I did find you one place. It is only 10 miles to the general store, and the woods are only a 45 minute commute, but it is a bit over your budget at $3.95 million....

We will take it!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (WzJYQ)

123 Could use some Indians.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)

124 Bitch bitch bitch, Ever since the baby died
Well I lived that baby
Bitch bitch bitch

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (BRHaw)

125 WashingtonTimes:

China fired a warning shot at President Biden when a Chinese-American bank supplied Senate Republicans with records showing millions of dollars flowing from Chinese companies to Mr. Biden’s son Hunter Biden and brother James Biden, said a lawmaker spearheading an investigation of the first family.

Cathay Bank, which is based in Los Angeles but has offices in China, voluntarily turned over bank records requested by Sens. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin and Charles E. Grassley of Iowa. Every other American bank denied the two Republicans’ requests for financial records.

“In my mind, it’s the Chinese government telling Joe Biden, ‘We got the goods on you, buddy, and we’re willing to dish it up,’” Mr. Johnson told The Washington Times.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (RHGPo)

126 What's that in cubits?

-- Noah

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (gmo/4)

4.93333328 cubits

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (OgrpQ)

127 I like the ability of the artist to make a story even if it isn't a happy one. The scenes aren't dramatic but there is a power in the realistic use of light, color, and figures carrying out everyday activities. That lends an emotional element that reaches out to the viewer. Any viewer with an appreciation of what pioneers went through or comes from a culture where pioneers are venerated would be touched by the painting. It is very effective.
Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (7EjX1)
---
I personally found the story to be one of optimism and hope, where a family decides to start their own branch of civilization out in the woods, resulting in a large city several generations later.

Of course, the city is now overrun with Leftists who want to destroy civilization, so perhaps it's not quite as hopeful as it may seem at first...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)

128 115 I see something back there, but it looks more like Bigfoot from the Patterson Film.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (+I2lh)

129 It must have taken a long time to fell a tree with a little bitty axe like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (s12c9)

Yeah, but he swings like Paul Bunyan.

Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (AwYPR)

130 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (EviHh)

Monster Truck Rally at the Civic Center!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

131 102 She is a pioneer woman with 9 kids. He chops wood with an axe. Their budget $1.2 million.
She likes the city because it is close to the school and general store.
He likes the woods because he doesn't have to commute to chop trees.
Will we be able to find a place that meets both of their dreams?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (WzJYQ)

LOL. Those house hunter shows baffle me. The guy's a part-time turnip peeler, the wife resells yarn scraps on eBay, their budget is $850,000. Um, say what now?

Posted by: It strains credulity at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (V6LRK)

132 I think the pioneers died of dysentery.
Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (pwExq)

And Comanches… mostly Comanches…
Posted by: tubal at April 13, 2023 09:57 AM (PCK5/)

Imagine, if you will, squatting and taking the wateriest dump you've ever taken only to get scalped right in the middle of it.

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (1Yy3c)

133 Monster Truck Rally at the Civic Center!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

You pay for the whole seat, but all you need is the edge!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (OgrpQ)

134 She is a pioneer woman with 9 kids. He chops wood with an axe. Their budget $1.2 million....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

******

Heh. Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (ykeLU)

135 I like this one a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

136 Man is the one burying the woman

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (sABgX)

137 Lol. I like a food mystery,
-----------
Fine. He used to be a baker back in Pommyland but was sentenced to transportation for life after it was discovered he had been using lead to whiten the cheap flour he was passing off as prime. And she used to own a chocolate shop.

Hey! I can sell this to the Hallmark Channel! Hot, Cross Buns -- Another Melbourne Murder Mystery © ®

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

138 I personally found the story to be one of optimism and hope, where a family decides to start their own branch of civilization out in the woods, resulting in a large city several generations later.

Of course, the city is now overrun with Leftists who want to destroy civilization, so perhaps it's not quite as hopeful as it may seem at first...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Yes, progress isn't all it is cracked up to be. I would be much happier on the left side of this triptych.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (lTGtQ)

139 She is a pioneer woman with 9 kids. He chops wood with an axe. Their budget $1.2 million.
She likes the city because it is close to the school and general store.
He likes the woods because he doesn't have to commute to chop trees.
Will we be able to find a place that meets both of their dreams?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (WzJYQ)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

140 Shadrach, Meshach and Abednigo.

Yeah. I knew those guys.

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (RHGPo)

141 Can't find a job. Only one in the want ads looking for tree fellers-and here we are-just the two of us.

Posted by: Benny Hill and Little Jackie Wright at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (Nn3xT)

142 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (5a2xV)

143 He's a lumberjack and he's okay.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (DhOHl)

144 LOL. Those house hunter shows baffle me. The guy's a part-time turnip peeler, the wife resells yarn scraps on eBay, their budget is $850,000. Um, say what now?

Posted by: It strains credulity at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (V6LRK)

Yep. They make absolutely no sense to me, but my wife loves those shows.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (gmo/4)

145 [ii]SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 09:56 AM (EviHh)

See "Big Daddy" Don Garlits and his all-female pit crew! Find out why they call him BIG DADDY!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (AW0uW)

146 Interesting subject but, drab. Would not hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:01 AM (DMyTF)

147 I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

Posted by: Axl Rose, Pioneer at April 13, 2023 10:01 AM (V6LRK)

148 I have a big wall that needs a big piece. I have long thought a triptych would fit the bill for it.

Maybe I should see what a print would cost.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:01 AM (t0OGg)

149 According to Algore's interwebz, there are several "standard" cubit lengths to choose from:

Hebrew 17.5 in
Egyptian 17.6 in
Babylonian Long 19.8 in
Hebrew Long est. 20.4 in
Egyptian Long 20.6 in

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

150 It was identified as a triptych at painting, but it identifies as a quadtich now, and you need to respect its choices.

Posted by: Dylan Mulva Veiny at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (Zpn4t)

151 101 100
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

CLOSE!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

101 / 100 -- Whatever it takes

Posted by: Doof at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (LLddH)

152 I like the ability of the artist to make a story even if it isn't a happy one.

They're free. I see it as a fulfilling life (or lives if that is their little boy burying both of them)

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (A0/af)

153 Gold +32

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (DMyTF)

154 Hebrew 17.5 in
Egyptian 17.6 in
Hebrew Long est. 20.4 in
Egyptian Long 20.6 in
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (PiwSw)
++++
Will the competition between Egyptians and Hebrews *never* cease?!?!?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (t0OGg)

155 Man is the one burying the woman

===

Will we be able to identify him in a lineup you think??

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (5a2xV)

156 There is a painting under the painting.

https://tinyurl.com/yjb7frw9

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)

157 Huey, Duey and Louie.

Larry, Moe and Curly

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (U2p+3)

158 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.

And now here's where we find out if the boycott has legs or not. If people continue to trash Tranheuser-Busch products after an apology, then all well and good.

I predict, however, that this weasel apology is all it will take for putative boycotters to go back to buying Bud Light and in a month or so, profits will be right back to where they were before this whole kerfuffle.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (AW0uW)

159 131 102 She is a pioneer woman with 9 kids. He chops wood with an axe. Their budget $1.2 million.
She likes the city because it is close to the school and general store.
He likes the woods because he doesn't have to commute to chop trees.
Will we be able to find a place that meets both of their dreams?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 09:54 AM (WzJYQ)

LOL. Those house hunter shows baffle me. The guy's a part-time turnip peeler, the wife resells yarn scraps on eBay, their budget is $850,000. Um, say what now?
Posted by: It strains credulity at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (V6LRK)

He's a freelance yoga instructor for cats. She's a hand model stand-in. Their budget is $925,000.

Oh, and let me guess, they like to entertain and can see themselves having morning coffee on the deck.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (KbCG3)

160 Buy high! Sell low!

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:04 AM (5a2xV)

161 149 The length of a Q-Tip on the other hand, was standardized throughout the ancient world.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:04 AM (+I2lh)

162 Quoth the cockatoo, "Nevermore! Coooey! Nevermore."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

163 160 Buy high! Sell low!
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:04 AM (5a2xV)

Jim Cramer, is that you?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:05 AM (PiwSw)

164 See "Big Daddy" Don Garlits and his all-female pit crew! Find out why they call him BIG DADDY!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Jungle Pam knows!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:05 AM (qoGsy)

165 According to Algore's interwebz, there are several "standard" cubit lengths to choose from:

Hebrew 17.5 in
Egyptian 17.6 in
Babylonian Long 19.8 in
Hebrew Long est. 20.4 in
Egyptian Long 20.6 in

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:02 AM (PiwSw)

God help me, now I'll never get the Ark built.

- Noah

Noah, go with the Hebrew long estimate. My favorite.

- Yahweh

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

166 158 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.

And now here's where we find out if the boycott has legs or not. If people continue to trash Tranheuser-Busch products after an apology, then all well and good.

I predict, however, that this weasel apology is all it will take for putative boycotters to go back to buying Bud Light and in a month or so, profits will be right back to where they were before this whole kerfuffle.

Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (AW0uW)

Reason why a Bud Light boycott may stick: it's just another product. Nobody who drinks Bud Light will be sickened at the thought of going to Coors or Miller. I understand things like Disney and sports but Bud Light doesn't have that type of singularity/exclusivity.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

167 NEW from Feinstein “I understand that my absence could delay the important work of the Judiciary Committee, so I’ve asked Leader Schumer to ask the Senate to allow another Democratic senator to temporarily serve until I’m able to resume my committee work.”

Nancy Pelosi: It's interesting to me, I don't know what political agendas are at work that are going after Sen. Feinstein in that way. I've never seen them go after a man who was sick in the Senate in that way.

Thank you, Madame Speaker. That actually changes my mind a bit. Nancy is acute as ever.

No one (thankfully) treated John Fetterman with such disrespect. It seems like different standards are at play. Shameful. Disgraceful. Unforgivable.

Feinstein also went into the hospital for treatment and is also looking forward to returning to work. Saying she's "past her prime" sounds a bit like Don Lemon's comments about women. Comments that nearly got him fired.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (ozf7E)

168 127 ... "I personally found the story to be one of optimism and hope, where a family decides to start their own branch of civilization out in the woods, resulting in a large city several generations later."

Perfessor, Looking closer, I think you and Kris are right. I missed some of the details of 'progress' in the far background. Guess I'm not subtle enough today.

Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (7EjX1)

169 trAnsheuser-Busch to market new white bottle of Bud-Lite bearing the KKK trademark (owned by the Southern Poverty Law Center)

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

170 Oh, and let me guess, they like to entertain and can see themselves having morning coffee on the deck.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

And at least one of them, but probably both, will say - "Oooo, I love this space!"

Gah! I hate that. No one talks like that.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (qoGsy)

171 On or about the third of July you're gonna be standing in the beer aisle of WallyMart trying to decide which case to buy for consumption during the upcoming fireworks display.

You'll be thinking much more about price than little fairy boy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 13, 2023 10:07 AM (DhOHl)

172 Is AB backpedaling? I think that is fake news.

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 10:07 AM (pwExq)

173 160 Buy high! Sell low!
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:04 AM (5a2xV)

Make it up on volume! Buy before the bubble bursts!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 13, 2023 10:07 AM (eYoxG)

174 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.
Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:00 AM (5a2xV)
++++
They picked a no-win scenario for themselves. There are two possibilites:
1. They're lying about not knowing and thus approved a dramatic shift in brand positioning that has potentially wrecked the brand in the process
2. They run the business in such a way that a subordinate - a powerful subordinate, but not a C-Suite executive - was able to perform a dramatic shift in brand positioning that has potentially wrecked the brand and do so without their knowledge.

Did they approve it and then lie about it, or is the internal management structure so free of controls and accountability that a change this big could happen without their knowledge? Pick whichever answer you like. It doesn't matter. Neither is acceptable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg)

175 170 Oh, and let me guess, they like to entertain and can see themselves having morning coffee on the deck.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

And at least one of them, but probably both, will say - "Oooo, I love this space!"

Gah! I hate that. No one talks like that.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (qoGsy)

And for some reason, they all fucking love crown molding. In all of my years of owning a home and having friends owning and buying their homes, not once has anyone ever talked up the need or preference for crown molding.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (KbCG3)

176 171 On or about the third of July you're gonna be standing in the beer aisle of WallyMart trying to decide which case to buy for consumption during the upcoming fireworks display.

You'll be thinking much more about price than little fairy boy.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 13, 2023 10:07 AM (DhOHl)

Don't project your bad choices on us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (N39Ws)

177 Budweiser has always been piss beer. Now it's tranny piss beer.

Posted by: observer at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (FBltX)

178 Oh, and let me guess, they like to entertain and can see themselves having morning coffee on the deck.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (KbCG3)

Oh, and the chick wants a humongous kitchen to cook in even though in reality, she can't boil water.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

179 #156 [flashlight] = 'torch'

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

180 156 There is a painting under the painting.

https://tinyurl.com/yjb7frw9
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)
*******
Cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (NpAcC)

181 Carried over cuz I had to run to the store...

And massive insecurity. They aren't comfortable in their own skins, and apparently desire some technocrat to instruct and protect them. It reminds me of when Bernie was caught on camera complaining about all the different mayonnaise choices at the grocery store, and how it bewildered him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 13, 2023 08:51 AM (evOaE)
---
And because Bernie struggles to understand choice, we must all suffer for it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 08:53 AM (YIVH2)

A wise entrepreneur will come up with a Big Brother brand... probably Big Sister now. All advertising will be Buy Big Sister Mayo. It's the one you want. Don't question. Obey.

They'll make a mint.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (zhLdt)

182 According to the latest update from the National Weather Service office in Miami, between 14 and 20 inches of rain has been dumped on the Fort Lauderdale metro area since Wednesday afternoon.

Is that a lot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (WzJYQ)

183 Is AB backpedaling? I think that is fake news.

It must be so easy to earn an MBA these days. "Do whatever BlackRock says. Any questions...? Congratulations, Class of '23!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (amJF4)

184 So they're Australian Pioneers.

Missed opportunity by not having kangaroos or koala bears in the painting.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

185 This is nice. Sad, but nice. Been reading a lot of historical fiction lately. Families buried lots of loved ones.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (ebhEj)

186 Have we gone with the
"Tastes taint, less money!" Bud jokes yet?
Because that would be in poor taste.

Posted by: Dylan Mulva Veiny at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (Zpn4t)

187 168 127 ... "I personally found the story to be one of optimism and hope, where a family decides to start their own branch of civilization out in the woods, resulting in a large city several generations later."

Perfessor, Looking closer, I think you and Kris are right. I missed some of the details of 'progress' in the far background. Guess I'm not subtle enough today.
Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2023 10:06 AM (7EjX1)

The next panels show street riots and then, finally, pioneer great-great- grandson dressed as a street whore waving his dik at some children.

Posted by: observer at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (FBltX)

188 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....".

So that VP is not senior level?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (WzJYQ)

189 Remember in the 70s there was a push for generic products, black and white labelling with no brand names?

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (pwExq)

190 Obviously, the sniper had a field day in the woods, picking off untold numbers of unsuspecting pioneers, over time.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (APPN8)

191 There is a painting under the painting.

https://tinyurl.com/yjb7frw9
Posted by: rhennigantx
*******
Cool.
Posted by: redridinghood

Check out the profile picture of the author of the article (Isis Davis-Marks). A flower pot on her head? What. The. Hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (qoGsy)

192 184 So they're Australian Pioneers.

Missed opportunity by not having kangaroos or koala bears in the painting.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

"Don't worry, Mathilda. We'll find that Billabong, just you see!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

193 They thought it would be a one-off TikTok video. Probably another case of Sears not understanding the internet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:12 AM (WzJYQ)

194 So that VP is not senior level?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (WzJYQ)

There's VP, Senior VP, Executive VP, Senior Executive VP, Piss Boy, King.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2023 10:12 AM (zhLdt)

195 I personally found the story to be one of optimism and hope, where a family decides to start their own branch of civilization out in the woods, resulting in a large city several generations later.

Of course, the city is now overrun with Leftists who want to destroy civilization, so perhaps it's not quite as hopeful as it may seem at first...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)

There's a lovely contradiction of images and ideas here. The figure visiting an old grave and the bright city in the background. They give the work a bitter sweet mood. The present and future are bright but the past is still worth remembering.

Posted by: Kris at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (OyyDO)

196 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I don't think there was much of a 'size and scope' to it. The initiative was not just the dude-maam. It was a bunch of other youtube/internet 'influencers' (gag ). Bulver Munchanally was just one among them. Supposedly. I take heart in that for once a 'boycott' may actually have some impact because we need to target ESG suck-nuts companies one at a time to stop this insanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (jzzG8)

197 Have we gone with the
"Tastes taint, less money!" Bud jokes yet?
Because that would be in poor taste.
Posted by: Dylan Mulva Veiny

*Real Trans Men of Genius* is a winning promo campaign if I've ever heard of one.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (qoGsy)

198 Australians, huh?

Bet the guy in the middle is waiting for Elle Macpherson to show up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (+I2lh)

199
There' No Denying That -- a limerick

A pioneering woodman named Weller
Built a log cabin, plus a root cellar
Just as neat as you please
Cut down hundreds of trees
They all said, "He's a jolly good feller!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (ykeLU)

200 It must be so easy to earn an MBA these days. "Do whatever BlackRock says. Any questions...? Congratulations, Class of '23!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (amJF4)

My brother worked at AB in their National Sports Marketing div. When InBev bought them, Dave Peacock (SM VP) left and retired. He knew the bullshit that was coming. A lot of AB's marketing gurus left as well. InBev offered my brother a bunch of extras. He said no way and left. It was a blood bath.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (OgrpQ)

201 Call Insom, CBD. He won't remove your earworm but he'll sing you the Baby Shark song and that will replace the one you have.

Unless the one you have is already singing doo-doo-doo.

Posted by: creeper at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (cTCuP)

202 "~~Don't worry~~ No worries, Mathilda. We'll find that Billabong, just you see!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:12 AM

Edited for authenticity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (Wnv9h)

203 189 Remember in the 70s there was a push for generic products, black and white labelling with no brand names?

Posted by: blaster

I remember No Frills.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (DMyTF)

204 Check out the profile picture of the author of the article (Isis Davis-Marks). A flower pot on her head? What. The. Hell.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (qoGsy)
******
She's growing a garden.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (NpAcC)

205 Edited for authenticity.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (Wnv9h)

Good catch.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (PiwSw)

206 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....".

So that VP is not senior level?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (WzJYQ)

So VP's can make $6 B decisions w/o oversight? BS!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

207 91 There is a painting under the painting.

There is water at the bottom of the ocean

Posted by: David Byrne at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (V6LRK)

208 Maryland House of Delegate Member Faces Home Invasion and Assault Charges in Calvert County

The victim stated at approximately 9:30 p.m., they were in their home when the suspect, identified as Jeffrie Eugene Long Jr., 26, of Huntingtown, entered the residence through the unlocked front door without being given permission or being invited to enter. The victim stated Long had a metal pipe in his hand when he entered and appeared agitated and stated to the victim “Keep my name off your mouth or I’m going to put you six feet under.”

The victim stated they were in fear for their life and thought Long was going to kill them. Long then fled in a Mercedes-Benz.

..

At approximately 10:55 p.m., two deputies responded to the Longs residence located on Solomons Island Road in Huntingtown. Upon arrival, deputies located the suspects Mercedes-Benz SUV in the driveway and made contact with an unidentified female.

When asked if Long was home, the woman stated “You know he’s a Delegate right.”

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

209 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
#BREAKING: A Flash Flood Emergency has been Declared in Fort Lauderdale areas as 16+ Inches of Rain has fallen
📌#FortLauderdale | #Florida
The national weather service has issued a flash flood emergency for the surrounding areas in Fort Lauderdale Florida. With estimates rainfall shows 10-17+ inches of rain has fallen across a large area since this afternoon into the evening causing life-threatening flooding. Many roads have been shut down due to high water.

🚨#UPDATE: Rain fall estimates shows 18 inches of rain has fallen so far with 2 feet more rain is reportedly expected over the next 48 hours or so

https://tinyurl.com/3dxhrw2k

BTW, tropical cyclone nearing NW Australia is forecast to be the most powerful storm to hit the country of the past 12 years.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)

210 Tie me kangaroo down, boys?

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

211 196 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....". AUFK?? Campaign of that size and scope for a major product and they new nothing? That is preposterous . No one will believe them.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I don't think there was much of a 'size and scope' to it. The initiative was not just the dude-maam. It was a bunch of other youtube/internet 'influencers' (gag ). Bulver Munchanally was just one among them. Supposedly. I take heart in that for once a 'boycott' may actually have some impact because we need to target ESG suck-nuts companies one at a time to stop this insanity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (jzzG

Let's not forget what the chick said about "elevating and evolving" the brand. It didn't mean to make it cooler or more like an energy drink. It meant saying goodbye to the fratboys that we now know she once called friends because they're icky and moving to a more elevated, evolved person, aka, a mentally deranged dude who likes to cosplay as some weirdo chick.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (KbCG3)

212 189 Remember in the 70s there was a push for generic products, black and white labelling with no brand names?

Posted by: blaster

Beer Brand beer in the PNW was brewed by Olympia. Bottom of the bottom of beer. A microbrewery did a homage to Beer brand a few years ago with a limited edition black and white Beer can.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM (OgrpQ)

213 There are honky-tonks where Bud Light is the only beer sold. These same places probably have customers who haven't heard about the tranny. Plus, if you're someone like my SiL who only drinks Bud Light, specifically out of a bottle, she'd claim it's not the same thing because the tranny (AFAIK) isn't depicted on bottles. Or kegs.

They'll rationalize it as not the same thing.

So... does the boycott have legs? It has one leg. It'll hop along for a while longer before it gets tired.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4IgG)

214 Tie me kangaroo down, boys?

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM

Kinky, boys.

Posted by: Quigley at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)

215 A wise entrepreneur will come up with a Big Brother brand... probably Big Sister now.

I think you have assumed some genders. Big Groomer.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM (amJF4)

216 When asked if Long was home, the woman stated “You know he’s a Delegate right.”
Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

No mention of party? I am sure he was wearing a MAGA hat....

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 10:18 AM (pwExq)

217 Could also use some Aborigines to liven things up.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2023 10:18 AM (NpAcC)

218 Wait. So now Bud Light is claiming they didn't know they were going to take it in the can?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2023 10:18 AM (SAX5G)

219 > "Tastes taint, less money!" Bud jokes yet?

Bud: The King of Beers
Bud Light: the Drag Queen of Beers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:18 AM (bW8dp)

220 Beer Brand beer in the PNW was brewed by Olympia. Bottom of the bottom of beer. A microbrewery did a homage to Beer brand a few years ago with a limited edition black and white Beer can.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM

I saw an IPA a while back, sitting on a shelf in a sea of other craft IPAs, called "Another One".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

221 Big Them brand

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2023 10:19 AM (JNS2V)

222 So that VP is not senior level?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:11 AM (WzJYQ)

So VP's can make $6 B decisions w/o oversight? BS!
Posted by: Archer

Xactly.

Posted by: runner at April 13, 2023 10:19 AM (5a2xV)

223 ... UPDATE: Rain fall estimates shows 18 inches of rain has fallen so far with 2 feet more rain is reportedly expected over the next 48 hours or so ...
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)
++++
That's a *lot* of rain, especially for a pretty flat place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)

224 Her name is Messina.

Hence, Loggings and Messina.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 13, 2023 10:19 AM (EJqYm)

225 So AB is now transphobic?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (JNS2V)

226 When asked if Long was home, the woman stated “You know he’s a Delegate right.”
Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:15 AM (RHGPo)

No one should be surprised. Right there on his website it says "My 90 year old grandfather who used to be a sharecropper instilled in me to never back down from a fight...."

Posted by: blaster at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (pwExq)

227 I'm wondering how people who continue to drink Bud Light will feel when they get a hair in their mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (SAX5G)

228 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....".

A shareholder would be entitled to ask, "so..what would you say you do here?

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (ptElO)

229 I can look at this and see the succeeding generations of our families. This encapsulates our start, irrespective of the location.

I like it immensely.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (KATBx)

230 You can't just continue growth for the sake of growth in a world in which we are struggling with climate change and all kinds of environmental problems. All right? You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country. I don't think the media appreciates the kind of stress that ordinary Americans are working on.

Posted by: B Sanders (I)diot at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

231 >17 My lord, that is a sad painting.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2023 09:36 AM (AW0uW)

Indeed

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (sjdRT)

232 Did anyone here ever try Billy Beer? Was it any good?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (+I2lh)

233 Stumped.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (Lzpvj)

234 *Real Trans Men of Genius* is a winning promo campaign if I've ever heard of one.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (qoGsy)

"Today we salute you, Mr. Nonsense Pronoun Generator!"

Posted by: Doof at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (LLddH)

235 Billy Beer?

The good Carter brother died young.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (JNS2V)

236 > Hence, Loggings and Messina.

Or Loggings and Messalina. Now we know why he put her in the ground. Old-school pioneer men didn't take kindly to their womenfolk messing around with that city slicker traveling parson.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (bW8dp)

237 >>>I'm wondering how people who continue to drink Bud Light will feel when they get a hair in their mouth.
Posted by: Marcus T

*shudder*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (VWp7G)

238 A wise entrepreneur will come up with a Big Brother brand... probably Big Sister now. All advertising will be Buy Big Sister Mayo. It's the one you want. Don't question. Obey.

They'll make a mint.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 13, 2023 10:09 AM (zhLdt)
---
Well, let's be inclusive and give consumers a "choice."

Big Brother, Big Sister, and Big Tranny.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (YIVH2)

239 *Real Trans Men of Genius* is a winning promo campaign if I've ever heard of one.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:13 AM (qoGsy)

Trans Men of Penis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (OgrpQ)

240 Bud Light in the Loafers
Tranny Fluid

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

241 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....".

So that VP is not senior level?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Alissa Heinerscheid, Bud Light’s vice president of marketing.

She's just a VP of marketing, not the Senior Executive VP of the Bud Light Division.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (EviHh)

242 Conversation in the middle panel:

"George, when will the cabin be finished?"

"Gosh Honey, I don't know. I'm stumped!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (ykeLU)

243 Joe Biden confuses the "All Black" rugby team with the "Black and Tans" paramilitary group

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

244 You can't just continue growth for the sake of growth in a world in which we are struggling with climate change and all kinds of environmental problems. All right? You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country. I don't think the media appreciates the kind of stress that ordinary Americans are working on.

Posted by: B Sanders (I)diot at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

Authentic political gibberish.

Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (AwYPR)

245 Did anyone here ever try Billy Beer? Was it any good?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM

When I was in high school, the RMBS Dad started to brew his own beer. Needless to say, I got spoiled. I still brew every so often.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

246 This is what will happen if you drink Mickey's Wide Mouth. Just say no to MWM:
youtube.com/watch?v=ua3VcbRiY4k

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (MvF+J)

247 232 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (+I2lh)

I sipped at one, I do not remember I was 5 literally at labor day.

My grandpa said it was a beer "as good as Jimmy's economy" make of that what you will he passed on two years later but the remark stuck with my dad who joked about his father-in-law's subtle sarcastic humor for decades after.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (Lzpvj)

248 > You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country.

Whenever I see some spoiled, idiotic communist like Bernie going off like this, I always think back to Boris Yeltsin breaking down in tears when he saw the full shelves and multitudinous brands of an American supermarket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (bW8dp)

249 I'm wondering how people who continue to drink Bud Light will feel when they get a hair in their mouth.
Posted by: Marcus T

Now knowing it's ball sack hair.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (EviHh)

250 Man, this painting is *huge* Overall dimensions are almost 90" tall and 117" wide.

If I do get a print, it will have to be scaled down to maybe 48" tall. Yowza.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

251 242 Conversation in the middle panel:

"George, when will the cabin be finished?"

"Gosh Honey, I don't know. I'm stumped!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (ykeLU)

First Panel: You know, he would probably do more if I nagged him a little.

Second Panel: I've decided I'm going to start nagging you a little.

Third Panel: I'm going to miss that woman.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (KbCG3)

252 A shareholder would be entitled to ask, "so..what would you say you do here?

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:20 AM (ptElO)

You didn't use the new cover page for the TPS report?

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (gmo/4)

253 >>>Joe Biden confuses the "All Black" rugby team with the "Black and Tans" paramilitary group
Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur

Reuters had a photo where he was trying to sniff a little girl again. Such a disgusting person from head to toe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (VWp7G)

254 Overheard at the filming of Dylan Mulvaney's Budweiser spot:

"Man, hide yer bush!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (ykeLU)

255 There’s a certain rhythm that you get into when building a cabin. Logarithm.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:25 AM (+I2lh)

256 Initial claims rose by 11,000 to 239,000 for the week ending on April 8, inching above the Wall Street estimate of 235,000, according to data released by the Department of Labor on Thursday. The previous week was unrevised at 228,000.

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

257 Or would that be "Hide your Busch"???

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2023 10:25 AM (JNS2V)

258 Barney Zanders can preach at me about growth when he lives in a shack instead of three luxury houses.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2023 10:25 AM (Lzpvj)

259 >>>You didn't use the new cover page for the TPS report?

Posted by: Archer

"She's uh, not gonna be working her anymore."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (VWp7G)

260 Sending my condolences to the McConnell family during this difficult time. Know that I’m thinking of you

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (DMyTF)

261 There are honky-tonks where Bud Light is the only beer sold. These same places probably have customers who haven't heard about the tranny. Plus, if you're someone like my SiL who only drinks Bud Light, specifically out of a bottle, she'd claim it's not the same thing because the tranny (AFAIK) isn't depicted on bottles. Or kegs.

They'll rationalize it as not the same thing.

So... does the boycott have legs? It has one leg. It'll hop along for a while longer before it gets tired.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4IgG)

Bud's biggest problem, besides the fact that they make garbage, is the fact that they court teenagers who, whatever they might say to the contrary, don't want to be thought of as "queer."

Older people set in their ways and too busy to notice dumb shit like this won't. Young dudes with nothing better to do and their masculinity perpetually on the line? Bud can kiss them bye bye.

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (1Yy3c)

262 > Heinerscheid

From the German "heiner", or "rear end" and "heid", or "head". Meaning: "head up the ass".

Posted by: Bad Etymologist at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (bW8dp)

263 244 You can't just continue growth for the sake of growth in a world in which we are struggling with climate change and all kinds of environmental problems. All right? You don't necessarily need a choice of 23 underarm spray deodorants or of 18 different pairs of sneakers when children are hungry in this country. I don't think the media appreciates the kind of stress that ordinary Americans are working on.

Posted by: B Sanders (I)diot at April 13, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

Authentic political gibberish.
Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 10:23 AM (AwYPR)

What a fantastic non sequitur. I guess more people would be fed and homed if Old Spice hadn't focused so much on developing additional scents?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (KbCG3)

264 There’s a certain rhythm that you get into when building a cabin. Logarithm.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Golf clap.

I certainly hope you wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (EviHh)

265 Moving fieldstones and trees -- real rock logsters back then, kids.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I)

266 U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

-
I didn't know you could borrow artillery shells.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

267 260 Sending my condolences to the McConnell family during this difficult time. Know that I’m thinking of you
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (DMyTF)

During my Daddy's funeral!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at April 13, 2023 10:27 AM (PiwSw)

268 Uh I hope North Korea don't get frisky now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (JNS2V)

269 > U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

Presumably because we sent all of ours to the Ukes?

Posted by: Bad Etymologist at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (bW8dp)

270 Bud's biggest problem, besides the fact that they make garbage, is the fact that they court teenagers who, whatever they might say to the contrary, don't want to be thought of as "queer."

Older people set in their ways and too busy to notice dumb shit like this won't. Young dudes with nothing better to do and their masculinity perpetually on the line? Bud can kiss them bye bye.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (1Yy3c)

Hard seltzers will be the death of Bud Light and the like.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (KbCG3)

271 Ok good. Now, AB is furiously backpedaling. Pretending that " no one at the senior level knew....".

We're meant to be roiling ourselves over .03% of the population. I agree with Ed Dowd that it's only to misdirect peoples' attention from the fact that the Covid clot shots killed or maimed 26 million Americans and the meter is still running.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (FBf3u)

272 Whenever I see some spoiled, idiotic communist like Bernie going off like this, I always think back to Boris Yeltsin breaking down in tears when he saw the full shelves and multitudinous brands of an American supermarket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (bW8dp)

It happened about 3 miles from where I live. They were leaving NASA and went by a Randalls. They then went to Florida to NASA there and stopped at a big truck stop (I think) and supposedly he told an aid the Soviet Union was over.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (BRHaw)

273 Moving fieldstones and trees -- real rock logsters back then, kids.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:27 AM

*golf clap*

Posted by: The B-52s at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)

274 I didn't know you could borrow artillery shells.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Depends on how you return them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (WzJYQ)

275 >>>I didn't know you could borrow artillery shells.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Biden is sending our best hookers over there for compensation.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (VWp7G)

276 What a fantastic non sequitur. I guess more people would be fed and homed if Old Spice hadn't focused so much on developing additional scents?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (KbCG3)

I don't like where this discussion is going...

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (PiwSw)

277 210 Tie me kangaroo down, boys?

Posted by: Archer

Reminds me of a particularly hilarious episode of Frasier.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (+baEI)

278 You don't have a choice to dissent from LGBTQIALMNOP+ in Britain.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1642168209745772544

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)

279 Rejected slogan:

Billy Beer: Makes You Think You Can Whip Three Sailors.

(from a genuine Billy Carter quote... "I joined the Marines because I wanted to be a badass. First time on leave I tried to whip three sailors and found out I wasn't as badass as I thought I was."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (bW8dp)

280 "I didn't know you could borrow artillery shells."

Lend-lease.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (MvF+J)

281 275 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (VWp7G)

Our best hookers are Czech chicks....

this is so confusing.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (Lzpvj)

282 253 >>>Joe Biden confuses the "All Black" rugby team with the "Black and Tans" paramilitary group
Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur

Good Lord. You don't even order a Black and Tan in an Irish pub without risking an ass-whuppin. The brilliant Leader of the Free World in action.

Posted by: Dementia patient in chief strikes again! at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (V6LRK)

283 This painting, The Pioneer, could use some Algonquins or Santee Sioux. It seems that the artist has intentionally written out their valuable contributions to the world. I find it remarkable that this painting hasn't caused a riot that forced it to be taken down. At a minimum it needs lots of context to explain what you're supposed to think about it because that's what free people do.

I like triptychs. I have a series of photographs of a woman jumping off for bridge attached to a bungee cord. It didn't have any Algonquin or Santee Souix but at least I was able to work in the Navajo because that was the name of the bridge, Navajo Bridge.

I would hang if I had the space but that would mean taking down my velvet Elvis collection and that's not happening anytime soon.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (RustQ)

284 Hard seltzers will be the death of Bud Light and the like.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (KbCG3)
++++
I tried. I think I was just too early.

Posted by: Zima at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (t0OGg)

285 254 Overheard at the filming of Dylan Mulvaney's Budweiser spot:

"Man, hide yer bush!"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:24 AM (ykeLU)

I that a longneck in your culottes or you just glad to see me?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (BRHaw)

286 U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

That should be especially disconcerting to all us morons.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (gmo/4)

287 Joe Rogan Issues Warning After AI-Generated Version Of His Podcast Surfaces

"This is going to get very slippery, kids..."

Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

288 > You don't even order a Black and Tan in an Irish pub without risking an ass-whuppin.

Isn't Biden allegedly Irish? You'd think he'd know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (bW8dp)

289 I would hang if I had the space but that would mean taking down my velvet Elvis collection and that's not happening anytime soon.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (RustQ)

We haz sadz.

Posted by: Poker-playing Dogs at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (PiwSw)

290 U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

-
I didn't know you could borrow artillery shells.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 13, 2023 10:27 AM (FVME7)

Trump is right. We're going to find ourselves in (starting?!) WWIII with no bullets. And this time we won't have the manufacturing capability, or the strategically necessary resources, to fix that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (nC+QA)

291 276 What a fantastic non sequitur. I guess more people would be fed and homed if Old Spice hadn't focused so much on developing additional scents?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:26 AM (KbCG3)

I don't like where this discussion is going...
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at April 13, 2023 10:29 AM (PiwSw)

Lawyering 101: Never sue a woman that can sell pussy flavored candles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (BRHaw)

292 I like the interpretation for the painting that it's a son burying his parents who have tamed the wilderness so he can prosper, but wouldn't we see two graves? Thinking it's the wife is a huge gut punch.

Would be amazing to see it huge in person.

"They, the builders of the nation,
Blazing trails along the way;
Stepping-stones for generations
Were their deeds of ev’ry day.
Building new and firm foundations,
Pushing on the wild frontier,
Forging onward, ever onward,
Blessed, honored Pioneer!"

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (+mkOR)

293 Joe Biden confuses the "All Black" rugby team with the "Black and Tans" paramilitary group
Posted by: Nebuchadinosaur

Joe gives retards a bad name.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (gmo/4)

294 Hard seltzers will be the death of Bud Light and the like.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (KbCG3)
++++
I tried. I think I was just too early.
Posted by: Zima at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM

Marketing, bitch.

Posted by: White Claw at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (Wnv9h)

295 It isn't like the 20 year old who runs the Bud Lite twitter feed made a tweet of Dylan sipping a Bud that went over poorly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (WzJYQ)

296 You don't have a choice to dissent from LGBTQIALMNOP+ in Britain. ...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)
++++
My corporate woke indoctrination session this year informed me that "allyship" is mandatory. The whole thing was extremely oppressive. I lodged a formal complaint over it. Nothing will come of it (except for my getting fired at some point).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (t0OGg)

297 >>Our best hookers are Czech chicks....

this is so confusing.
Posted by: sven

Grandparents are from Czechoslovakia. I head the chicks there are amazing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (VWp7G)

298 Nice painting! Kind of subdued tones.
Yesterday the missus and I took in the "Sargent in Spain" exhibit. John Singer Sargent.
Very nice. I even learned something. The watercolors were somewhat dimly lit and I commented to one of the docents. He informed me that bright lights will fade the watercolors.
Not the oils, tho'.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, paraphrasing the hell out of everything at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (jTmQV)

299 284 Hard seltzers will be the death of Bud Light and the like.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (KbCG3)

++++
I tried. I think I was just too early.

Posted by: Zima at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (t0OGg)

You were no Topo Chico, that's for sure.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (KbCG3)

300 U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

Presumably because we sent all of ours to the Ukes?

Posted by: Bad Etymologist

Yes, and supposedly they expressed concerned that it may blow back on them. ( don't make me look up some asshole's tweet about it... )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (jzzG8)

301 [Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

1-800 - Earbass !

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM (T4tVD)

302 "Hard seltzers"

Prosecco.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (MvF+J)

303 >>>Isn't Biden allegedly Irish? You'd think he'd know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Yes, just like he's a "Christian."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (VWp7G)

304 Biggest problem with Busch is the beer didn't go in the toilet.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (KATBx)

305 The Boris Yeltsin grocery store story is certainly worth your time if you're not familiar with it. Search the Houston Chronicle.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (DhOHl)

306 You don't have a choice to dissent from LGBTQIALMNOP+ in Britain.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1642168209745772544

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:30 AM (fs1hN)

You don't have a choice here

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (RTAcA)

307 Lawyering 101: Never sue a woman that can sell pussy flavored candles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (BRHaw)

Flavored candles?....are we clear on the concept of candles?

Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

308 Hard seltzers will be the death of Bud Light and the like.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:28 AM (KbCG3)
++++
I tried. I think I was just too early.
Posted by: Zima at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (t0OGg)

Preach!

Posted by: Bartles and Jaymes at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (LLddH)

309 a world in which we are struggling with climate change

Detail a single instance where you've "struggled" with climate change.

Posted by: questions a reporter might ask at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (ivvNA)

310 If you tell AI to lower the CO2 to from 0.04% down to

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (BRHaw)

311 > I head the chicks there are amazing.

Best-looking women in Europe, IMO, in terms of the median. Sure, there are individual hot German, Swedish, Italian...women, but as far as the baseline goes, Czechs are the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (bW8dp)

312 Yes, just like he's a "Christian."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

And was honestly elected with 81 MM votes.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (FBf3u)

313 U.S. Gets 500K Artillery Shells on Loan From South Korea to Fill Depleted Stocks

---
How many are going to be passed through to UKE?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (YIVH2)

314 I would hang if I had the space but that would mean taking down my velvet Elvis collection and that's not happening anytime soon.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:31 AM (RustQ)

And my collector plates from the Franklin Mint and the Bradford Exchange.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (gmo/4)

315 You were no Topo Chico, that's for sure.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM

For years we warned people about drinking the water in Mexico. Now the hipsters in Austin can't get enough Topo Chico. Irony....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

316 Not the art I was expecting on the last day of Passover.
Posted by: redridinghood

A loaf of Un- Leveraged Bread, perhaps ?

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (T4tVD)

317 lost part of my comment
0.03% and it proceeds to find ways to wipe out 4 to 5 Billion people did it succeed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (BRHaw)

318 > You were no Topo Chico, that's for sure.

That mouse puppet on Ed Sullivan? I used to love that when I was a kid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (bW8dp)

319 Good Lord. You don't even order a Black and Tan in an Irish pub without risking an ass-whuppin. The brilliant Leader of the Free World in action.
-------------
If you've got a foreign accent, they'll remind you to call it a 'half-and-half'... once. [See sock link.]

|||The White House has corrected a gaffe by Joe Biden that confused New Zealand’s All Blacks rugby team with the British military force known as the Black and Tans that terrorised Ireland.

An official transcript of the remarks released on Thursday crossed out “Black and Tans” and inserted “All Blacks” instead.

The US president made the slip during a speech in the Windsor pub in Dundalk on Wednesday night on the first day of his three-day visit to Ireland.

Biden was thanking Rob Kearney, a distant cousin who played in an Irish rugby team that beat New Zealand, for the tie he was wearing. “This was given to me by one of these guys, right here. He was a hell of a rugby player. He beat the hell out of the Black and Tans.”

Ireland’s rugby team won a famous victory against the All Blacks at Soldier Field in Chicago in 2016.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)

320 Don't pay for Czech chicks!

We know how to get them for free.

Posted by: Dire Straits at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (DhOHl)

321 307 Lawyering 101: Never sue a woman that can sell pussy flavored candles.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (BRHaw)

Flavored candles?....are we clear on the concept of candles?
Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

Hahahahahaha. I tried to add to this but all I could do was laugh.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (KbCG3)

322 >>>Best-looking women in Europe, IMO, in terms of the median. Sure, there are individual hot German, Swedish, Italian...women, but as far as the baseline goes, Czechs are the hottest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I want to visit there when I retire. Bratislava is supposed to be great and you can see the entire city in a day. I'd also like to see Prague.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM (VWp7G)

323 I'm really curious on the thought process behind Paltrow's candle operation. Who thinks like this?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (lTGtQ)

324 > Don't pay for Czech chicks!

You can tell she's a bad Czech when she bounces.

And there's not a thing wrong with that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (bW8dp)

325 Flavored candles?....are we clear on the concept of candles?
Posted by: BignJames at April 13, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

flavored scented same diff

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (BRHaw)

326 I wonder how we will disappoint the TN legislature and RNC today?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (DMyTF)

327 Trump is right. We're going to find ourselves in (starting?!) WWIII with no bullets. And this time we won't have the manufacturing capability, or the strategically necessary resources, to fix that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 10:32 AM (nC+QA)
++++
One of the things that really enabled us to be the "arsenal of democracy" during WWII no longer exists: obsolete machinery. We had vast amounts of tooling and equipment that was no longer in use for various reasons (the depression, advances in technology, etc.) but we still had it, mostly under oiled tarps out back behind the factory.

New buildings could be slapped up, that equipment could be hauled in, and it could start turning out shells and mines and rifles and whatnot in relatively short order. We can set aside environmental regs and other such things, but we can't wish into being a vast back-catalogue of industrial equipment that we don't have.

The industrial surge capacity we had at the start of WWII wasn't particularly high-quality (it was, for the most part, old stuff under tarps), but we sure did have a lot of it. We don't have that anymore. The old stuff gets crated up and sent off elsewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

328 >>>Don't pay for Czech chicks!

We know how to get them for free.
Posted by: Dire Straits

We have our own Czech Chick here.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (VWp7G)

329 Trump is right. We're going to find ourselves in (starting?!) WWIII with no bullets. And this time we won't have the manufacturing capability, or the strategically necessary resources, to fix that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Who'd athunk having a drooling idiot in the White House could go bad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (FVME7)

330 315 You were no Topo Chico, that's for sure.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:33 AM

For years we warned people about drinking the water in Mexico. Now the hipsters in Austin can't get enough Topo Chico. Irony....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (Wnv9h)

I'll enjoy a nice Topo or three on a hot summer day. Tasty, doesn't fill you up and won't burn the shit out of your throat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (KbCG3)

331 Father, Son, and Holy Spirit
Three Stooges
Three Musketeers (don't even start)
Three Wise Men
The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria
Tinkers to Evers to Chance
I could go on and on and on.
Posted by: Tonypete

Hamilton Joe, Frank and Reynolds.

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (T4tVD)

332 rugby team with the "Black and Tans" paramilitary
--------

Black and Trans?

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (fnDNY)

333 Can you buy Czech chicks using cash?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (+I2lh)

334 Don't pay for Czech chicks!

We know how to get them for free.
Posted by: Dire Straits at April 13, 2023 10:36 AM

Y'all are just asking for Czech Chick to show up and open a can of whoopass, aren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (Wnv9h)

335 > Black and Trans?
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (fnDNY)

Hey! I'm still around, you know!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (bW8dp)

336 I lit a candle once that smelled like rotting pollock.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (DMyTF)

337 Hamilton Joe, Frank and Reynolds.
Posted by: JT at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (T4tVD)

Reynolds left and they added Dennison.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (BRHaw)

338 >>>Can you buy Czech chicks using cash?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Gold coins, like in John Wick.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (VWp7G)

339 Best-looking women in Europe, IMO, in terms of the median. Sure, there are individual hot German, Swedish, Italian...women, but as far as the baseline goes, Czechs are the hottest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:35 AM (bW8dp)

And as an added bonus, the Czechs are the highest per capita beer drinking people in Europe.

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (gmo/4)

340 Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.

Posted by: spypeach at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (UuB/1)

341 It isn't like the 20 year old who runs the Bud Lite twitter feed made a tweet of Dylan sipping a Bud that went over poorly.

She deliberately said that they want to change the image of Bud Light from one of carefree young bucks having fun to an image of mental disorder, sodomy and shooting up schools.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 13, 2023 10:39 AM (YXHzG)

342 >>>And as an added bonus, the Czechs are the highest per capita beer drinking people in Europe.

Posted by: Archer

So, I'd look better by comparison.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (VWp7G)

343 Black and Trans?
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (fnDNY)
++++
Ugh. If you use Bud Light as the lager in a Black and Tan, what swill are using for the porter?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (t0OGg)

344 And my collector plates from the Franklin Mint and the Bradford Exchange. Posted by: Archer

You are an obvious connoisseur of the more esoteric parts of life. I would love to hear your thoughts about gas station burritos.

My velvet Elvis paintings are self-portraits because they were signed by Elvis. It says so right in the lower right hand corner in block text "Elvis.'

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (RustQ)

345 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Poor bastard. Hasn't even got the walls up and she's making changes.
Goes looking for coffee

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (yBdEe)

346 I'll enjoy a nice Topo or three on a hot summer day. Tasty, doesn't fill you up and won't burn the shit out of your throat.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM

I'm behind the power curve. I didn't realize they made hard seltzer, too. I was thinking of the water.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (Wnv9h)

347 You got them spypeach.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (qoGsy)

348 20 koruna. Same as in Prague.

Posted by: Just sayin' at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (DhOHl)

349 >>>Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: spypeach

Hoping it's nothing. Amazing how they are going after Catholic schools, though, and no one cares.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (VWp7G)

350 Sigh. To get a print of these three pieces at 48" height will cost around $750.

Not this week, that's for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (t0OGg)

351 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM (t0OGg)

Exactly. I think TPTB are assuming we *will* be able to do a manufacturing surge simply because we did it last time. They have a mental disconnect that doesn't allow them to see that, because of their success at rhetoric and policy making, the situation is *completely* different.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (nC+QA)

352 Well, when the water is unsafe to drink, beer or wine is not a bad choice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (bW8dp)

353 346 I'll enjoy a nice Topo or three on a hot summer day. Tasty, doesn't fill you up and won't burn the shit out of your throat.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:37 AM

I'm behind the power curve. I didn't realize they made hard seltzer, too. I was thinking of the water.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (Wnv9h)

Which is funny because up until a few weeks ago, I didn't know they made water.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (KbCG3)

354 Black and Trans?
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:38 AM (fnDNY)
++++
Ugh. If you use Bud Light as the lager in a Black and Tan, what swill are using for the porter?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Modelo Negra.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:42 AM (RustQ)

355 Hoping it's nothing. Amazing how they are going after Catholic schools, though, and no one cares.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM

Oh, they care...just not the way you're thinking of.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:42 AM (Wnv9h)

356 Czech classical music also rocks. Dvorak, Smetana, Janacek, Fucik…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:42 AM (+I2lh)

357 I'm behind the power curve. I didn't realize they made hard seltzer, too. I was thinking of the water.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (Wnv9h)

Which is funny because up until a few weeks ago, I didn't know they made water.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (Wnv9h)

358 And as an added bonus, the Czechs are the highest per capita beer drinking people in Europe.

Posted by: Archer

So, I'd look better by comparison.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (VWp7G)

Exactly. Worked for me!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (gmo/4)

359 For years we warned people about drinking the water in Mexico. Now the hipsters in Austin can't get enough Topo Chico. Irony....

The irony isn't lost on me. I have cases of it in the refrigerator.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (YXHzG)

360 >>> Older people set in their ways and too busy to notice dumb shit like this won't. Young dudes with nothing better to do and their masculinity perpetually on the line? Bud can kiss them bye bye.

Young woke people and older sellouts might jump on just for the social credit cachet. You wiiiiiil drink the bud light, or be called a transphobe!

Apparently Offspring is ADDING Budweiser to their riders after the Dylan bud light fiasco. Sellout posers.

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (+mkOR)

361 [Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

The Song Bird.

Seriously, listen to Eva Cassidy.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (sI15f)

362 ...The Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria...

Posted by: Tonypete

One of my favorite Far Side comics:
https://tinyurl.com/4w6e2c8e

Posted by: Doof at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (LLddH)

363 349 >>>Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: spypeach

Hoping it's nothing. Amazing how they are going after Catholic schools, though, and no one cares.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:41 AM (VWp7G)

Let's hope it's not another tranny. That community really has suffered enough lately...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

364 Pilsner Urquell is good beer. I hope they're still their own company and not owned by globohomo inc.

Posted by: Second look at Czechoslovakia at April 13, 2023 10:45 AM (V6LRK)

365 Apparently Offspring is ADDING Budweiser to their riders after the Dylan bud light fiasco. Sellout posers.
Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (+mkOR)

They booted their drummer because he refused the vax for medical reasons. They're a bunch of cunts.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:45 AM (KbCG3)

366 Steve Urquell makes a pilsner?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:46 AM (+I2lh)

367 You didn't build that!

Posted by: Barack Obama telling the pioneer off at April 13, 2023 10:46 AM (lc5cP)

368 [Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Disney. I mean, it's a small world, after all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:46 AM (9gDA7)

369 65 Apparently Offspring is ADDING Budweiser to their riders after the Dylan bud light fiasco. Sellout posers.
Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (+mkOR)

They booted their drummer because he refused the vax for medical reasons. They're a bunch of cunts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:45 AM (KbCG3)

Well that sucks. Dexter Holland is an actual scientist and should fucking know better. Assholes.

Posted by: Stupid dicks gotta be stupid dicks at April 13, 2023 10:47 AM (V6LRK)

370 I want to visit there when I retire. Bratislava is supposed to be great and you can see the entire city in a day. I'd also like to see Prague.
___

Bratislava is in Slovak Republic. By the way how do Slovakian girls rate in comparison to Czech chicks?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:47 AM (fs1hN)

371 >>>Oh, they care...just not the way you're thinking of.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

True enough.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:47 AM (bkUtD)

372 One of my favorite Far Side comics:
https://tinyurl.com/4w6e2c8e

Posted by: Doof at April 13, 2023 10:43 AM (LLddH)

Great one!!!

Posted by: Archer at April 13, 2023 10:47 AM (gmo/4)

373 My gastroenterologist spent a year in Czechia studying praguetology.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2023 10:47 AM (ykeLU)

374 I said HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YAA-AA-AAY, HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY
I said HEY!
What's goin' on?

Posted by: Four Non-Blonds at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (EdLEa)

375 Heinerscheid

From the German "heiner", or "rear end" and "heid", or "head". Meaning: "head up the ass".

Posted by: Bad Etymologist

This becomes funny. 'Scheid' is the divide or split in something.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (ptElO)

376 368 [Who do I call to remove an ear worm?]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Disney. I mean, it's a small world, after all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
___

Hey Mickey!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (fs1hN)

377 Posted by: spypeach

Praying that it is a false alarm and that there is no violence.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (aGGj6)

378 100% would hang.
I love it.

Posted by: Reforger at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (a6M5V)

379 That forest looks entirely too peaceful to really be in Australia. It should be full of plants and animals hell-bent on killing those people.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (N3zMI)

380 349 Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: spypeach

It may have been a test run to check the response. My daughter attends a Christian university and I lead worship on Sundays, and everyone is ramping up security.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (sI15f)

381 367 You didn't build that!
Posted by: Barack Obama telling the pioneer off at April 13, 2023 10:46 AM (lc5cP)

man I still hate that dude

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (BRHaw)

382 Pilsner Urquell is good beer. I hope they're still their own company and not owned by globohomo inc.
Posted by: Second look at Czechoslovakia at April 13, 2023 10:45 AM (V6LRK)

Seems the Bud Light kerfuffle has lead to the resurfacing of Jack Daniels use of drag queens in ads from a few years ago. There's a dude going viral burning all of his JD gear and beverage.

"JD used to be the whiskey of cowboys, pioneers and ass kickers from history. But YOU WENT WOKE."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:49 AM (9gDA7)

383 One word: Grain Belt Beer. One of the more popular sayings in Minnesota is "you come for the shake a day but you stay for the grain belt beer."

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:49 AM (RustQ)

384 377 Posted by: spypeach

Praying that it is a false alarm and that there is no violence.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (aGGj6)M
Same here. Freaky scary shit.

Posted by: This world sucks at April 13, 2023 10:49 AM (V6LRK)

385
This becomes funny. 'Scheid' is the divide or split in something.
Posted by: t-bird

He'll paint any car

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2023 10:49 AM (63Dwl)

386 Heinerscheid

From the German "heiner", or "rear end" and "heid", or "head". Meaning: "head up the ass".

Posted by: Bad Etymologist

This becomes funny. 'Scheid' is the divide or split in something.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM

So her name means "ass crack"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2023 10:49 AM (Wnv9h)

387 @365

>>They booted their drummer because he refused the vax for medical reasons. They're a bunch of cunts.

They are leftist c**ts, fixed for clarity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM (oJb1g)

388 McCain's widow is all about WWIII

https://tinyurl.com/ymzjrswu

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM (DMyTF)

389 >>> I'm really curious on the thought process behind Paltrow's candle operation. Who thinks like this?

Her Goop brand is clearly obsessed with the lady bits; gold plated dildos, jade eggs, really? But honestly I suspect the candle smells like roses or something floral and innocuous, and then the joke is that her vagina smells fancy like that all the time. It's playful but crude, which is a big thing with 25-45 something wine moms and cat ladies. (Cross stitched swear words, anyone?)

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM (+mkOR)

390 I said HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YAA-AA-AAY, HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY
I said HEY!
What's goin' on?
Posted by: Four Non-Blonds at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (EdLEa)

*points tactical nuke*

*fires*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM (9gDA7)

391 >>Apparently Offspring is ADDING Budweiser to their riders after the Dylan bud light fiasco. Sellout posers.

You know it's kind of hard, just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's, ah
So (Hey! Hey!) do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby! (Uh huh, uh huh!)
. . .
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly (For a white guy)

Posted by: Four Non-Blonds at April 13, 2023 10:51 AM (EdLEa)

392 BREAKING: Video shows reinstated TN State Rep Justin Jones stopping cars and assaulting drivers in summer of 2020

Link in nic

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:51 AM (fs1hN)

393
They booted their drummer because he refused the vax for medical reasons. They're a bunch of cunts.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 13, 2023 10:45 AM (KbCG3)

Then I will await news of each member's passing in the coming months. I will not tribute.

They're a gimmicky shit band anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:52 AM (9gDA7)

394 Biden to announce Medicaid, ObamaCare access for DACA recipients

Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2023 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

395 I said HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY-YAA-AA-AAY, HEYYYYY-YAY-YAY
I said HEY!
What's goin' on?
Posted by: Four Non-Blonds at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (EdLEa)

*points tactical nuke*

*fires*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM

Mmm..Mmm....Mmm....Mmm...

Posted by: A Crash Test Dummy at April 13, 2023 10:52 AM (Wnv9h)

396 BREAKING: Video shows reinstated TN State Rep Justin Jones stopping cars and assaulting drivers in summer of 2020

Are they kicking him out again?

Why not?

Also why hasn't he been arrested yet?

And has the Coward of Nashville, Gov Lee *done* anything to protect from the tranny threat?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2023 10:52 AM (lc5cP)

397 We're going to find ourselves in (starting?!) WWIII with no bullets. And this time we won't have the manufacturing capability, or the strategically necessary resources, to fix that.

No money, no skills, no labor, no materials, no way.

And for the past bunch of years our enemies have been infiltrating saboteurs into the country for guerrilla asymmetrical warfare. The oceans won't protect us anymore. The enemy is within. From the statehouse to the purple haired freak shooting up the classrooms.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 13, 2023 10:53 AM (YXHzG)

398
man I still hate that dude
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (BRHaw)

WINNING!

Posted by: Barack Owebama Still in Control at April 13, 2023 10:53 AM (9gDA7)

399 Biden to announce Medicaid, ObamaCare access for DACA recipients

Yet Social Security is on the ropes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at April 13, 2023 10:54 AM (YXHzG)

400 Biden to announce Medicaid, ObamaCare access for DACA recipients
Posted by: SMOD at April 13, 2023 10:52 AM (RHGPo)

Because $32T in debt is no big deal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 13, 2023 10:54 AM (9gDA7)

401 @369

>>Well that sucks. Dexter Holland is an actual scientist and should fucking know better. Assholes.

Holland’s doctoral dissertation was on, Discovery of Mature MicroRNA Sequences within the Protein-Coding Regions of Global HIV-1 Genomes: Predictions of Novel Mechanisms for Viral Infection and Pathogenicity.

So, no, he doesn't know any better, he's simply one of those, I F**KING LOVE SCIENCE, science fluffers.

He probably has a little shrine in his house to Fauchi and Peter Dasek

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 13, 2023 10:54 AM (oJb1g)

402 >>Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.

Yikes!! Hopefully it's swatting?
A few months back ~30 public schools were swatted on the same day. IIRC, the calls were from overseas.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2023 10:54 AM (EdLEa)

403 nood posturing

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:55 AM (fs1hN)

404 >>> 349 Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: spypeach

Prayers up! The week after the Christian school shooting there were fake shootings called in at least four different schools in my state, one right by me. All false alarms. I'm hoping that's all it is for your daughter.

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:55 AM (+mkOR)

405 BREAKING: Video shows reinstated TN State Rep Justin Jones stopping cars and assaulting drivers in summer of 2020

Link in nic
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Just another youth trying to build a better society.

Posted by: Lost In Space at April 13, 2023 10:56 AM (RustQ)

406 You left out Hughie, Dewey, and Louie and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 09:44 AM (+I2lh

Crosby Stills and Nash.

The Beatles after Paul died.

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 13, 2023 10:56 AM (43I4c)

407 I expected one picture in three panels but it's time passing and a different stage in each one. First when they decide to stop there in the middle of no where. Second, there's a little house and some trees are gone and a baby is born. Third, so many trees are gone it's possible to see the bay and town, like they're not even remote any more, and (probably) the son has buried his parents.

Posted by: Synova at April 13, 2023 10:56 AM (BD/yx)

408 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2023 10:40 AM (t0OGg)

Tobacco spit

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2023 10:57 AM (CbqNd)

409 349 >>>Asking for some prayers, just got a message from my daughter that they have been issued shelter in place at Catholic University, she said the cops are everywhere with guns and shields, and they have been told not to move. I'm hoping this will end up being a false alarm, but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: spypeach

This is DC, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 13, 2023 10:57 AM (C7jzY)

410 I'd hang these in a Melbourne minute.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2023 10:58 AM (/StI+)

411 >>> BREAKING: Video shows reinstated TN State Rep Justin Jones stopping cars and assaulting drivers in summer of 2020

Link in nic
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I really liked Tennessee, but I'm likely crossing it off the list.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 13, 2023 10:59 AM (bkUtD)

412 Posted by: spypeach

Prayers that it's a hoax.
And for everyone on the campus.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2023 10:59 AM (/StI+)

413 Because $32T in debt is no big deal.

If you would pay more taxes we wouldn't have to print so much money!

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2023 10:59 AM (ptElO)

414 There was a very funny book that came out in the '90s called My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist.

The dude even went on Letterman.

Funny riffs on Druze superhero militiamen and guys flexing their sternocloidomastoids.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 13, 2023 10:59 AM (Yz8NM)

415 First when they decide to stop there in the middle of no where. Second, there's a little house and some trees are gone and a baby is born. Third, so many trees are gone it's possible to see the bay and town, like they're not even remote any more, and (probably) the son has buried his parents.
Posted by: Synova at April 13, 2023 10:56 AM (BD/yx)

Puts me in mind of Dire Straits' Telegraph Road, although that was more melancholy than optimistic.

https://youtu.be/1TTAXENxbM0

Posted by: spindrift at April 13, 2023 11:00 AM (ivvNA)

416 Hey Mickey!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 13, 2023 10:48 AM (fs1hN

You're so fine,
I'm about to lose my mind!

Over ear worms

Posted by: Fox 2! at April 13, 2023 11:00 AM (43I4c)

417 255 There’s a certain rhythm that you get into when building a cabin. Logarithm.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 13, 2023 10:25 AM (+I2lh)
----
Based?

Posted by: Ciampino --- do not pass GO. Collect a rubber in passing. at April 13, 2023 11:02 AM (qfLjt)

418 I treat earworms like psychic ambushes and charge foward and try to blow it up. Go right into the teeth of that f*cker. Embrace it in a death clench.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 13, 2023 11:02 AM (Yz8NM)

419 (Cross stitched swear words, anyone?)

Posted by: LizLem at April 13, 2023 10:50 AM (+mkOR)

I *hate* those. The definition of perversion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 13, 2023 11:03 AM (nC+QA)

420 I remember the I Lonve Science! Ppl saying you absolute rube your graph isn't even Logarithmic! Delete your acct.

Posted by: Thesokorus at April 13, 2023 11:04 AM (Yz8NM)

421 Shelter in place has been lifted. Thank God!!
There was a lot of police presence so either it was a false alarm, or someone had second thoughts. Thank you for all of the prayers.

Posted by: spypeach at April 13, 2023 11:08 AM (UuB/1)

422 Biden to announce Medicaid, ObamaCare access for DACA recipients

If we had an opposition party they'd announce the following:

1) Any dreamers on government aid will be targeted for deportation, and seizure of assets to pay for this theft

2) Joe Biden will be personally sued for any funds spent

3) Joe Biden will be arrested for fraud - and every red state DA will be bringing individual cases

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2023 11:10 AM (lc5cP)

423 Call the "Girl from Ipanema". That usually works for my earworm eradication...

Posted by: Jon at April 13, 2023 12:20 PM (H4mKV)

424 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pioneer_(painting)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 13, 2023 12:28 PM (Zvtjl)

425 Don't worry I brought the Hot Dogs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 13, 2023 04:35 PM (wGqjj)

426 This painting was basically wallpaper for Australian minds ever since it was done. I saw it when I was maybe eight years old. I read it that in the last panel he is a bit older but can't move on because his wife is buried there.

It looks like old-times but my Dad started clearing with an axe when he and Mum were married, a little before I was born. He wised up pretty quick and travelled away, building sheds and houses then bringing the money home to pay for a bulldozer to push trees. We kids later gathered the plowed-up root wood into piles and burnt it so the crops could be planted.

We buried Mum beside Dad last September. Four months earlier she had been fit enough for using the chainsaw, but finally had the clot shot. Did it trigger the lung cancer? Probably not.
Its a bit tough thinking about the family and friends we have lost, and I am not old yet.

Posted by: Chris in the bush at April 14, 2023 07:20 PM (iOsFM)

427 It is commonly difficult to find the best words to say to
those struggling a loss.

Posted by: Lena at April 22, 2023 12:21 PM (8FcVR)

428 I lovе it when people come together and share ideas.

Gｒeat blog, stick with it!

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