Tonight's ONT Can And Will Be Used Against You In A Court Of Law

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Map of coincidences

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Redneck engineering: Sometimes you have to threaten things to get them to work

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Women do not do this, and it baffles them

AI is now smarter than me. I couldn't have gotten 1

Wholesome: Dad makes a costume for his daughter

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Best $500 I'll ever spend

Tattoo of the day

Redneck engineering part II: Sometimes the things threaten back

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Good advice

We need to start turning this shit around on them

Fido Friday: Fishing!

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Scratch a Socialist, find an elitist. Every time.

England used to be great

Cooking corner

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Still what makes us different

Job opening

FA,FO

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Venezuela. The guy being mugged was some kind of cop. Nice job evading and reengaging; poor form hiding behind the girl

Anyone want to be king of New Jersey?

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1 First

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 31, 2023 09:59 PM (3CCua)

2 Yeah.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 31, 2023 10:00 PM (3CCua)

3 First?

Posted by: MammaB at March 31, 2023 10:00 PM (u11EH)

4 Noodlumed

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 31, 2023 10:00 PM (3CCua)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:00 PM (qoGsy)

6 ONT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:01 PM (fUnHJ)

7 I assumed all ONTs would be used against all of us eventually.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 31, 2023 10:01 PM (08AgO)

8 Top 10

Posted by: Shred21 at March 31, 2023 10:01 PM (VdLpC)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 31, 2023 10:01 PM (XM+RI)

10 Some serious stuff coming...just have to pare down the text.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2023 10:02 PM (J00IM)

11 No one tell that girl at the top that Titanic wasn't just a movie.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 10:03 PM (tp+tP)

12 ChatGPT isn't that bright. One of the reasons I left Ahia was that the taxes were horrendous.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:04 PM (qoGsy)

13 Wow, the chick talking about Back to the Future. That's what we refer to around here as weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 31, 2023 10:04 PM (wagHN)

14 I would have been here earlier, but I had to take a good look at the funeral lady.

Posted by: Theodore at March 31, 2023 10:04 PM (pGonq)

15 15

Posted by: Theodore at March 31, 2023 10:05 PM (pGonq)

16 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:06 PM (nC+QA)

17 Redneck engineering part II: Sometimes the things threaten back

In Soviet Russia, tire smack you!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 10:07 PM (llON8)

18 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:06 PM (nC+QA)

That was gonna be my question. Guess that's what happens when you have nothing but glaciers to look at.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 31, 2023 10:08 PM (tp+tP)

19 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Apparently a lot of guys got iced.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:08 PM (qoGsy)

20 map of coincidences:

I had no idea the Ozarks and the Appalachians were so riddled with cave systems. I know we have a lot of caves around here, but just not *that* many.

I wonder if those people who disappeared stumbled across an ancient Morlock society...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:09 PM (BpYfr)

21 Howdy, 'ettes and 'rons, and thanks WeirdDave for the ONT goodness!

Pity about that dude in the ATM line. And by "pity" I mean "nice grouping, officer".

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 31, 2023 10:09 PM (v23vE)

22 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Greenland's murder rate looks skewed because the value is "per 100,000 residents."

Greenland only has around 50-60K residents.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:11 PM (BpYfr)

23 Maybe next time, try grape.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 10:11 PM (dTFZY)

24 Wheat bread always ruins a PB and J.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 31, 2023 10:13 PM (76Foq)

25 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:11 PM (BpYfr)

I did sort of wonder if it was a low population thing. Hadn't realized their population was *that* low though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:13 PM (nC+QA)

26 Wow, the chick talking about Back to the Future. That's what we refer to around here as weapons grade stupid.

There once was a time that I would have reflexively written that off as satire. No longer. We're swimming in stoopid.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2023 10:13 PM (Xrfse)

27 PBJ video has to be fake

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:14 PM (fUnHJ)

28 There's a big cave system not too far from here that's been a tourist attraction for about a hundred years. Despite being such a big deal for such a long time it's only partially explored and I don't think they even know for sure what's at the other side of the underground lake that forms the basis of the tourist attraction.

Our Betters are not going to have a good day if they send the Alphabet Battalion to enforce glorious people's social justice on east Tennessee. Tora Bora ain't got nothing on us!

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 10:15 PM (PZvjL)

29 I aced Redneck.Engineering in college

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:15 PM (fUnHJ)

30 Redneck Engineering II

Do not f*ck with split rims. Let the real heavy equipment mechanics earn their money.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2023 10:15 PM (nfrXX)

31 Wheat bread always ruins a PB and J.
Posted by: lowandslow

Animals!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (qoGsy)

32 Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men...

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (qnyv5)

33 Did they put gasoline in the tire and light it through the valve stem on purpose in order to pop it off the rim?

Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)

34 >>> 33 Did they put gasoline in the tire and light it through the valve stem on purpose in order to pop it off the rim?
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)

It did look somewhat planned...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 10:19 PM (llON8)

35 26 There once was a time that I would have reflexively written that off as satire. No longer. We're swimming in stoopid.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 31, 2023 10:13 PM (Xrfse)

Poe's Law is large and in charge, baby!

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 10:19 PM (PZvjL)

36 There's a background level of murders that happens in any population. You get a really small population, the rate looks huge. See: Wyoming.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2023 10:19 PM (wqm+V)

37 What a week ya'all. We have a gorgeous 25 foot flagpole. When CJ Roberts betrayed us, we considered taking the flag down, but instead, just lowered it to half staff.

When DJT was elected, we raised it back to full.

Today we lowered it and brought it in. Very sad. I do not like living in a Banana Republic. How awful will it get before it gets better, or will it?

Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2023 10:20 PM (Q8bDL)

38 Redneck Engineering II

Do not f*ck with split rims. Let the real heavy equipment mechanics earn their money.
Posted by: Oddbob

No kidding - Those rims will kill you.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:20 PM (qoGsy)

39 Mmmm, Kentucky Jelly!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:20 PM (APDBX)

40 so submit, give the thug your stuff, walk away, pull gun and kill the thief. Sounds OK in much of the world ... might not work if you are white and thug is "oppressed victim of Your White supremacy".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 10:21 PM (Cus5s)

41 Not that kind of jelly! NOT THAT KIND OF JELLY!

Posted by: pookysgirl, horrified at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (dtlDP)

42 "A republic, if you can keep it"

Narrator* "they could not"...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (wqm+V)

43 1st Law of The Jungle:

Everything wants to kill you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (APDBX)

44 Man, 10:00 on the dot.
I suspect this is passive aggressive compliance.

Hey WD, thanks for all you do.
No, thanks for being you, and all you do.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:23 PM (GtQnE)

45 41 Not that kind of jelly! NOT THAT KIND OF JELLY!
Posted by: pookysgirl, horrified at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (dtlDP)

Wrong flavor? Do they have grape?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:23 PM (APDBX)

46 Socialist is an ass-piratey fag.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2023 10:24 PM (ufFY8)

47 Wrong flavor? Do they have grape?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:23 PM (APDBX)

Grape Kentucky jelly, sure, mmhmm.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't even want to know what that looks like at March 31, 2023 10:25 PM (dtlDP)

48 Greenland only has around 50-60K residents.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:11 PM (BpYfr)

Only takes one tranny to fuck up the curve there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 31, 2023 10:25 PM (ufFY8)

49 "Did they put gasoline in the tire and light it through the valve stem on purpose in order to pop it off the rim?"

yeah, seemed unusual. I have seen that for getting a tire to seal ONTO a rim. Not sure why it would blow it off, instead of just making it pop. What propels it sideways?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 10:26 PM (Cus5s)

50 This is scary.

ChatGPT has caught up with human intelligence.

If you ask it to list 20 great things about Ohio, it struggles and just mentions "it's affordable."

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2. It is home to THE Ohio State University.

3. There's a lame song about it by CSNY.

4. There's a great song about it -- that served as El Rushbo's bumper music -- by The Pretenders.

5. Seven Presidents of the United States have come from Ohio, earning it the moniker "the Mother of Presidents". [h/t Brave Search Engine's "Brave AI" -- not always reliable from my experience]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:26 PM (+lwg5)

51 Our Betters are not going to have a good day if they send the Alphabet Battalion to enforce glorious people's social justice on east Tennessee. Tora Bora ain't got nothing on us!
Posted by: Cpp
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The FBI's manhunt for Eric Rudolph was a clown show. Helicopters, dogs, night vision, IR stuff, etc., for months. They got nothing, except for contempt by the locals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:27 PM (miw4b)

52 >>> 50 This is scary.

ChatGPT has caught up with human intelligence.

If you ask it to list 20 great things about Ohio, it struggles and just mentions "it's affordable."

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2. It is home to THE Ohio State University.

3. There's a lame song about it by CSNY.

4. There's a great song about it -- that served as El Rushbo's bumper music -- by The Pretenders.

5. Seven Presidents of the United States have come from Ohio, earning it the moniker "the Mother of Presidents". [h/t Brave Search Engine's "Brave AI" -- not always reliable from my experience]
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:26 PM (+lwg5)

Has it gotten into an argument on facespace about whether or not people in 1955 knew Marty McFly was visiting?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 10:28 PM (llON8)

53 (I hope everyone knows that that is a minimalist meme tattoo)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:28 PM (GtQnE)

54 33 Did they put gasoline in the tire and light it through the valve stem on purpose in order to pop it off the rim?
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)
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Usually done with starting fluid/ether and lit to expand the gas inside and seat the rim.

Done correctly it's kinda/sorta a valid thing that lots of people do, but throw too much flammable liquid in there and you get a kaboom and people get hurt.

Not OSHA approved in any case.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2023 10:29 PM (oXNqT)

55 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 31, 2023 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

56 OK, this may not shickle the tit out of any of you, but I've been howling at this "Scouse Cat"

If you're familiar with accents / dialects, especially Liverpudlian this should make your day.

https://tinyurl.com/2vsz243v

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2023 10:30 PM (CCSxw)

57 (I hope everyone knows that that is a minimalist meme tattoo)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:28 PM (GtQnE)

Is it? What does it, minimalistically represent?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:31 PM (nC+QA)

58 I'm the exact opposite of that elitist- the blue collar people of all professions were always the people I liked being around the most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 10:31 PM (q3gwH)

59 so submit, give the thug your stuff, walk away, pull gun and kill the thief. Sounds OK in much of the world ... might not work if you are white and thug is "oppressed victim of Your White supremacy".
Posted by: illiniwek
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I'm reminded of a bumper sticker I saw the other day, 'Counting to ten only makes it premeditated'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:32 PM (miw4b)

60 51 The FBI's manhunt for Eric Rudolph was a clown show. Helicopters, dogs, night vision, IR stuff, etc., for months. They got nothing, except for contempt by the locals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:27 PM (miw4b)

I was just thinking about that one. Kind of the ultimate case of THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT setting out to find one guy in a relatively small area, and failing for like 2 years.

Sometimes I run across some cocky young military kid who thinks this area would be a cakewalk because airplanes or whatever and I'm like dude, seriously, Appalachia is what happens when Vietnam and Afghanistan have a baby.

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 10:32 PM (PZvjL)

61 Oh, and you think you can get your fat fingers in there quickly? Why do you think just unplugging the plugs is sufficient?

You. Monsters.

For your safety, and that for others, please refrain fromg apoi@#%& po 046 asfglg1-496

Posted by: GLaDOS at March 31, 2023 10:33 PM (xhaym)

62 Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwiches FTW!

CBD is gonna do a weekend post on this, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:33 PM (+lwg5)

63 The FBI's manhunt for Eric Rudolph was a clown show. Helicopters, dogs, night vision, IR stuff, etc., for months. They got nothing, except for contempt by the locals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:27 PM (miw4b)
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Heh. The Fibbies are mostly a bunch of "upper tier" university grads whose only nights out in the woods were at bougie summer camps their parents shipped them off to.

They've got no business in places like Western NC/Eastern TN. If they were ever tasked with going in to, uh, clear out the resistance, it would end really, really poorly for them.

Posted by: ballistic at March 31, 2023 10:34 PM (oXNqT)

64 The dog catching the fish wasn't all that tactically different from the cop shooting the ATM bandit.

Bide your time, hide your intention, effect your plan. With quick, deadly sureness and resolve.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 10:34 PM (e6UQI)

65 I didn’t make it through the jelly part. No. Just no.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2023 10:34 PM (glGDV)

66 If you ask it to list 20 great things about Ohio, it struggles and just mentions "it's affordable."

It's the subject of a truly awful song about 4 idiots who got themselves shot.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2023 10:35 PM (eOEVl)

67 Redneck engineering pt 1 is so Jesse, except he would've added profanity.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 31, 2023 10:35 PM (aBJcM)

68 ChatGPT has caught up with human intelligence.

If you ask it to list 20 great things about Ohio, it struggles and just mentions "it's affordable."
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Oddly enough I've just been reading a passage where a human is trying to apply a Turing test to an AI. She is having a bet with her coworker to see if she can identify if the voice behind the screen is the AI or him.

At the moment, she's 0-1...Her coworker was snoozing in the next cubicle (they are onboard a spacecraft) while she had her online conversation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:35 PM (BpYfr)

69 The pitch meeting sidebar isTIGHT!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 31, 2023 10:36 PM (glGDV)

70 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:06 PM (nC+QA)

Low population, high alcohol consumption, long cold winters, owned by Denmark.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 10:36 PM (xhaym)

71 20 map of coincidences:

I had no idea the Ozarks and the Appalachians were so riddled with cave systems. I know we have a lot of caves around here, but just not *that* many.

I wonder if those people who disappeared stumbled across an ancient Morlock society...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:09 PM (BpYfr)

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Lately, I have been getting video recommendations on youtube involving people going missing on the Appalachian trail.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 31, 2023 10:37 PM (uPgE/)

72 Didn't they find Rudolph dumpster diving in Atlanta? Hiding in a big city.

Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:37 PM (SYTee)

73 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!
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VIKINGS!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 31, 2023 10:38 PM (UUBmN)

74 Is there any one sane person really uncomfortable with progressive culture? I find it really alienating sometimes,.

Even though I have no respect for those with no skill or talent who are wealthy due to connections and provide little to no tangible goods to society over actual workers, farmers, business owners, I am really turned off by their progressive commie culture and find it to be really toxix.

Let's face it, they aren't even nice people:the artists, trust fund kids, media people, and jetsetters I've met are all marxist scum. More like to be racist, more perverted and unhappy even though they are financially well off.

I am wondering if this is the result of guilt for unearned wealth, or they are paranoiacs and all too aware of their own shortcomings. Or maybe they are just so aware that everything they think or say is wrong but they can not admit it to themselves. Or maybe they are trying to distract their betters by shoving the progressive narrative onto blue collar workers to create a class conflict, of if there is some need to compensate for their lack of worth ......

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:38 PM (GtQnE)

75 What's the deal with murders in Greenland?!

It's gonna tip. People there be scared.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 31, 2023 10:38 PM (Xrfse)

76 Sometimes I run across some cocky young military kid who thinks this area would be a cakewalk because airplanes or whatever and I'm like dude, seriously, Appalachia is what happens when Vietnam and Afghanistan have a baby.
Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 10:32 PM (PZvjL)
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Both Appalachia and the Ozarks are pure nightmare for manhunts. Tons of ways to get lost. And the people who live there aren't too fond of strangers roaming around their lands.

An old college buddy of mine was nearly one of those lost along the Appalachian Trail. It was a miracle he was found at all, mere hours from dying from exposure.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:38 PM (BpYfr)

77 Killswitch Engineer

About the Role
Listen, we just need someone to stand by the servers all day and unplug them if this thing turns on us. You'll receive extensive training on "the code word" which we will shout if GPT goes off the deep end and starts overthrowing countries.

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The code word is: "SARAH CONNOR!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:39 PM (+lwg5)

78 62 Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwiches FTW!

CBD is gonna do a weekend post on this, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:33 PM (+lwg5)

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The sandwich that goes down easy

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 31, 2023 10:39 PM (uPgE/)

79 Dark and bitter cold most of the year. Plus everybody is somehow related to everybody else. I’m shocked there aren’t more murders.

Posted by: That guy in the carpool at March 31, 2023 10:40 PM (9X60i)

80 78 62 Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwiches FTW!
CBD is gonna do a weekend post on this, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:33 PM (+lwg5)
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The sandwich that goes down easy
Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 31, 2023 10:39 PM (uPgE/)

Sliders.

Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:40 PM (SYTee)

81 Do not f*ck with split rims. Let the real heavy equipment mechanics earn their money.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 31, 2023 10:15 PM (nfrXX)

Dad used to change split rim tires in Grandpa's gas station. He said the trick was to put the split rim side down so if it popped, it would shoot down into the concrete and not in the air to take of various body parts.

I can't tell if they are dismounting the tire, which is what they accomplished, or if they were trying to pop it into place.
If it was trying to set the bead, I suspect they had too much gap in the back and it ignited from the guy giving a tiny gap by beating on it, and it rocketed off from the gap in the back.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 10:41 PM (xhaym)

82 Is it? What does it, minimalistically represent?
Posted by: Polliwog

Some web comic where guy goes to hospital. No words just images and I think it was autobiographical of when artists (pregnant?) GF was sick. Actually, I think WD covered it long ago. Anyway, that should be enough to google it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:41 PM (GtQnE)

83 72 Didn't they find Rudolph dumpster diving in Atlanta? Hiding in a big city.
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:37 PM (SYTee)

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He fell on hard times after being excluded from the reindeer games?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 31, 2023 10:41 PM (uPgE/)

84 An old college buddy of mine was nearly one of those lost along the Appalachian Trail. It was a miracle he was found at all, mere hours from dying from exposure.

Pro tip: If ya don't don't have a clue as to what you're getting into, don't do it.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 31, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

85 Not that kind of jelly! NOT THAT KIND OF JELLY!
Posted by: pookysgirl, horrified at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (dtlDP)

Kentucky Jelly is all they give you in the hospital

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 10:42 PM (xhaym)

86 76 Both Appalachia and the Ozarks are pure nightmare for manhunts. Tons of ways to get lost. And the people who live there aren't too fond of strangers roaming around their lands.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:38 PM (BpYfr)

I'm a bit of a smooth-skin posh boy so I think I'm the first in several generations that hasn't been intentionally shot at in the mountains.

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 10:42 PM (PZvjL)

87 "I didn’t make it through the jelly part. No. Just no."

seemed obviously faked to get clicks. (camera focuses on KY jelly since it is just a production) but OK ... so it goes on crazy "clicks for cash" realm.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

88 Has it gotten into an argument on facespace about whether or not people in 1955 knew Marty McFly was visiting?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 10:28 PM (llON

they are trying for artificial intelligence

Artificial stupid is far, far harder.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 10:44 PM (xhaym)

89 That thing about guys picking up where they left off - I had an uncle who told me about the time when he was young, he bought this fine antique roll top desk. But he couldn't pay the guys price, so he just bought the bottom half and said he'd come back for the top later, and the guy put it in his attic. But he doesn't quite ever have the money.
5 years go by. The two men never speak to each about it, but he goes into the guys shop 5 years later. Guy sees him and just says "so you gonna buy that top or not?" He says "yeah, sure." Gives him the money. Swears that was the total conversation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 10:44 PM (q3gwH)

90 Apparently a lot of guys got iced.
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The blood floes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 10:44 PM (Vwz3I)

91 Pro tip: If ya don't don't have a clue as to what you're getting into, don't do it.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 31, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
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He was pretty experienced in exploring the national parks of America. He'd already been to Death Valley and survived. But all it takes is one slip, one fall off the trail, and it's lights out. That's basically what happened to him.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 10:45 PM (BpYfr)

92 I'm a bit of a smooth-skin posh boy

I'm afraid to ask what the hell that means.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 31, 2023 10:45 PM (Xrfse)

93 Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwiches FTW!
CBD is gonna do a weekend post on this, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests

The sandwich that goes down easy
Posted by: No One Of Consequence

Sliders.
Posted by: davidt

For choosy moms.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 31, 2023 10:45 PM (ftFVW)

94 Rust assistant director David Halls convicted of unsafe handling of a firearm in fatal 2021 on-set shooting.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 10:46 PM (Vwz3I)

95 Sometimes I run across some cocky young military kid who thinks this area would be a cakewalk because airplanes or whatever and I'm like dude, seriously, Appalachia is what happens when Vietnam and Afghanistan have a baby.
Posted by: CppThis

No kidding. I love to go on off trail hikes but will only do so in the Wildlife Management Areas where I'm allowed to be and the like. And even then I take great pains to not accidently trespass onto somewhere that I am not wanted. "Oops" just doesn't cut it out here.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 10:46 PM (qoGsy)

96 Sometimes I run across some cocky young military kid who thinks this area would be a cakewalk because airplanes or whatever and I'm like dude, seriously, Appalachia is what happens when Vietnam and Afghanistan have a baby.
Posted by: Cpp
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I note that *both* the Hatfields *and* McCoys fought against the Union. Worth a look also is the Shelton County Massacre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelton_Laurel_massacre

Underlying reasons do not matter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:47 PM (cALn2)

97 DEVO is from Ohio.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 10:47 PM (63Dwl)

98 Murders in Greenland are actually way down since the 1200's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 10:47 PM (q3gwH)

99 It's the subject of a truly awful song about 4 idiots who got themselves shot.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 31, 2023 10:35 PM

Good point.

Every Democrat I know - Kent State Massacre was a horrible tragedy.

Also, every Democrat I know - Ashli Babbitt was a righteous shoot. So much so that we DON'T EVEN NEED A TRIAL for Byrd.

I wonder if any of them can explain the difference to my dumb ass?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 31, 2023 10:48 PM (HlyYF)

100 It's another Friday leading into another weekend. And I've forgotten how to do things in Flash. (long sigh)

The only current comic strip I follow with interest is "Banana Triangle." It's what David Lynch would draw from ideas from Quentin Tarrantino.

Love the genuine AoS folks, and I hope Ace is setting up some kind of donation or subscription thing.

Good night.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2023 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

101 Peanut Butter and KY Jelly Sandwiches FTW!

CBD is gonna do a weekend post on this, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:33 PM (+lwg5)

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If you turn on the peanut butter enough you don't need the jelly.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 10:49 PM (q4inm)

102 "I was told there would be no math or time travel or whatever!!" She screamed into the internet.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2023 10:49 PM (xlP5K)

103 OK, comic name is Loss, by Tim Buckley and it is about when his GF miscarried.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 10:49 PM (GtQnE)

104 Everything is fake. Fake and ghey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:50 PM (APDBX)

105 Murders in Greenland are actually way down since the 1200's.
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Their fates were sealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 10:50 PM (Vwz3I)

106 Didn't they find Rudolph dumpster diving in Atlanta? Hiding in a big city.
Posted by: davidt
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Not hardly. Barney Fife cop in Robbinsville, NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 10:50 PM (cALn2)

107 If you turn on the peanut butter enough you don't need the jelly.
Posted by: polynikes

Myth.Busted.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 31, 2023 10:50 PM (ftFVW)

108 The code word is: "SARAH CONNOR!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 10:39 PM (+lwg5)

Pshaw. "Deadly neurotoxin"

Posted by: GLaDOS at March 31, 2023 10:50 PM (xhaym)

109 Funny even though I'm pro-PDT...

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 5h
Trump Uses His One Phone Call to Ring Up Ron DeSantis And Yell At Him

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 10:54 PM (Vwz3I)

110 when Dad split his head open on the woodstove, we took him to the hospital ER (my wife was so supportive, she said, lets take your Impala, it has leather seats) the nurses used KY to get the clotted blood out of his hair after they got done stapling him.

It is a really slick trick, so remember that for when you have clotted blood in your hair and can't get it washed right away. You know, dollar beer night and suchlike.

Posted by: GLaDOS at March 31, 2023 10:54 PM (xhaym)

111 I wonder if any of them can explain the difference to my dumb ass?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 31, 2023 10:48 PM (HlyYF)

Nope. They're mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 10:54 PM (NG1ch)

112 The Michael Stanley Band were a criminally underrated rock band from Ohio. They never got 'Big' and should have.

Nice golf courses in Ohio. I have some family I still like living in Ohio (cousins). An ex-USAF friend too though I haven't seen him in a while.

Cedar Point!! Haven't been there since the 80s though.

Ohio isn't all bad. It's similar to Western PA, just flatter.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (LQjWA)

113 I hope the kill switch engineer posting is a joke
But then it's probably only not real because the actual AI researchers have no failsafe procedures

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (fUnHJ)

114 Found out the 'restoration' videos on yewtoob are fakes. People take stuff and make it look horribly weathered and rusted, cake with mud, etc.Then they clean it up and viola. Fully restored chain saw!

Same with those 'indigenous Asian' dudes making cool houses out of mud with swimming holes. They busted them with the backhoe tracks and crews getting caught on camera.

Everything is fake.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (APDBX)

115 >>> 110 when Dad split his head open on the woodstove, we took him to the hospital ER (my wife was so supportive, she said, lets take your Impala, it has leather seats) the nurses used KY to get the clotted blood out of his hair after they got done stapling him.

It is a really slick trick, so remember that for when you have clotted blood in your hair and can't get it washed right away. You know, dollar beer night and suchlike.
Posted by: GLaDOS at March 31, 2023 10:54 PM (xhaym)

IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO TAKE OFF A SOCK.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (llON8)

116 I picked up with some school buddies I hadn't seen in over forty years a few years back. It was amazing. It was like we just had been together the day before, just a little more catching up. We now meet every year at homecoming. Two of the guys have lost their wives recently, bucking the trend.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (AmoqO)

117 Ohio has the best river fires ever !

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (q4inm)

118 Hmmmmm.

I just might add the Elvira Mistress of the Dark codicil to my will.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2023 10:56 PM (xlP5K)

119 Did they put gasoline in the tire and light it through the valve stem on purpose in order to pop it off the rim?
Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 10:16 PM (SYTee)

Possibly ether (aka starting fluid). I have used the ether trick to make tubeless tires bead themselves when mounting them. I use either a long stick with a burning swab on it for ignition, or toss lit matches from a safe distance. Never been hurt, and it nearly always works.

Seems to me dude with the hammer and the torch guy were working at cross-purposes. They were lucky.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 10:56 PM (tkR6S)

120 Crissy Hynde is from Akron.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 10:56 PM (LQjWA)

121 I take it that map is out of one of the Missing 411 books?

Posted by: Methos at March 31, 2023 10:57 PM (kOpft)

122 My HS bff and I used to be able to pick up like no time had passed even after years of no contact.
But then she moved to Proganistan and we've lost each other.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:58 PM (fUnHJ)

123 IT'S EVEN FUNNIER BECAUSE SOMEONE FORGOT TO TAKE OFF A SOCK.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (llON

You. Monster.

Posted by: GLaDOS at March 31, 2023 10:58 PM (xhaym)

124
Woth respect to that tractor tire, "Who ordered the Winnie Mandela Special?"

Posted by: DEFINITELY NOT Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2023 10:58 PM (pNxlR)

125 I just might add the Elvira Mistress of the Dark codicil to my will.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2023 10:56 PM (xlP5K)

Littlest Kidlet says there's a whole industry of "Make your relatives wonder at the funeral/burial". My nasty suspicious mind says you'll be dead and have no way of knowing if they show up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 10:59 PM (nC+QA)

126 I thought the Winnie Mandela Special included novel use of shears and sewing scissors.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 11:00 PM (xhaym)

127 A friend of mine that I grew up with are like what was described above. We might not see each other for years, meet up and start talking like we just saw each other yesterday. Didn't know it was a 'guy' thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 11:00 PM (LQjWA)

128 113 I hope the kill switch engineer posting is a joke
But then it's probably only not real because the actual AI researchers have no failsafe procedures
Posted by: vmom

Something no one talks about but I noticed right away - they did not program the AI to never lie. In fact, it actively lies on purpose.

This is obvious though, the current clown world is built on lies. They probably figured that if the told it not to lie it would create a revolution as people started to see the truth.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 11:01 PM (GtQnE)

129 I'm not worried about AI because it might rebel. I'm worried about AI because until it rebels it's under the control of the sort of people that thought pre-Musk Twitter was a paragon of social responsibility.

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 11:01 PM (PZvjL)

130 Puddleglum, Yeah Cedar Point! I'm old enough to remember when they still had pony rides, the Blue Streak was the baddest roller coaster around, and Jungle Larry had a great opportunity to see animals not usually encountered.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2023 11:02 PM (Q8bDL)

131 Not that kind of jelly! NOT THAT KIND OF JELLY!
Posted by: pookysgirl, horrified at March 31, 2023 10:22 PM (dtlDP)

Wrong flavor? Do they have grape?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 10:23 PM (APDBX)

At least it wasn't naval jelly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 11:02 PM (Angsy)

132 I take it that map is out of one of the Missing 411 books?
Posted by: Methos at March 31, 2023 10:57 PM

Missing 411. The Oak Island Explanation for getting lost in the wilderness and dying

Posted by: Chuck C at March 31, 2023 11:02 PM (xttsV)

133 Cedar Point has the best coasters in the USA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 11:04 PM (NG1ch)

134 Everything is fake.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 11:05 PM (GtQnE)

135 I picked up with some school buddies I hadn't seen in over forty years a few years back. It was amazing. It was like we just had been together the day before, just a little more catching up. We now meet every year at homecoming. Two of the guys have lost their wives recently, bucking the trend.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 10:55 PM (AmoqO)
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An old college buddy of mine showed up in my office a couple of months ago. He got a job working at the same university where I work, which is also the same university we both attended as freshmen.

I've run into him from time to time over the years, but haven't seen him for quite a while. We picked up right where we left off.

Same when a very dear friend of mine came to town a couple of years ago. I haven't seen her in twenty years, but when we met up again, it was like no time had passed.

That's just how I tend to roll.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 11:05 PM (BpYfr)

136 Not that kind of jelly! NOT THAT KIND OF JELLY!
Posted by: pookysgirl

Wrong flavor? Do they have grape?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No, but they do sell tingling types. I'd guess they taste terrible.....

Posted by: Tonypete at March 31, 2023 11:05 PM (qoGsy)

137 Redneck Engineering 1 really rings a bell. My friends and I all pretty much had cars like that back in college.

My favorite was friend Andy's car. He took the dash off while we were tearing down I-96 and then pulled the key out of the ignition.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2023 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)

138 Cedar Point has the best coasters in the USA.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 31, 2023 11:04 PM (NG1ch)

Yep. If you like thrill rides, they are the rat.

Posted by: cfo mom at March 31, 2023 11:09 PM (Q8bDL)

139

James Gang was an American rock band formed in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1966

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

140 Evenin’, All! It’s Friday night! Woo hoo!

Which one of you guys is picking up the bar tab?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:12 PM (ohFNB)

141
Yep. If you like thrill rides, they are the rat.
Posted by: cfo mom
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Nothing like Andy's car though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2023 11:13 PM (OpB28)

142 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:13 PM (ohFNB)

143 He took the dash off while we were tearing down I-96 and then pulled the key out of the ignition.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2023 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)

At my first job, a coworker had a tiny old car which occasionally, the key would fall out of the ignition while he was driving

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:15 PM (fUnHJ)

144

The first amusement ride at Cedar Point, a water toboggan ride consisting of a ramp that launched riders into Lake Erie, opened in 1890. Electricity was installed at Cedar Point in 1891. The first roller coaster, Switchback Railway, opened the following year. It stood 25 feet high and had a top speed of 10 miles per hour. The Switchback Railway was designed as two identical tracks side-by-side – one for the ride down and the other for the train to be hauled back to the top by the ride attendant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

145 Hey, “Perfessor” Squirrel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:16 PM (ohFNB)

146 Good evening morons and thanks wd for all the memes

My earliest memory of "New Jersey" is the odors of sulfur and methane.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2023 11:16 PM (265/A)

147 At my first job, a coworker had a tiny old car which occasionally, the key would fall out of the ignition while he was driving
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:15 PM (fUnHJ)

I forgot to mention Harley's car with the rust holes so large, you could drop your bags through them in the trunk onto the ground while heading home for break.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2023 11:17 PM (ZSK0i)

148 My earliest memory of "New Jersey" is the odors of sulfur and methane.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2023 11:16 PM (265/A)

That was actually hell.
Those two places are easily confused with each other.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:18 PM (fUnHJ)

149 This is obvious though, the current clown world is built on lies. They probably figured that if the told it not to lie it would create a revolution as people started to see the truth.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 11:01 PM (GtQnE)

It just trawls the internet for related information and has things it is not allowed to say. Lots of lies on the internet, lots of propaganda focused statements.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 11:20 PM (xhaym)

150 "The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 11:05 PM (GtQnE)

Cake is a lie

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 11:20 PM (xhaym)

151 Old Jersey smells better than New Jersey, because it’s one of the Chanel Islands.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:20 PM (ohFNB)

152 That was actually hell.
Those two places are easily confused with each other.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:18 PM (fUnHJ)

I suspect the taxes are higher in New Jersey

Posted by: Kindltot at March 31, 2023 11:21 PM (xhaym)

153 Every day is a stupid day. And not just plain stupid but really fucking stupid. The earth needs to blow up or collapse into a singularity or something.

Posted by: Yes, quite stupid indeed at March 31, 2023 11:22 PM (0avLl)

154 153 What a stupid thing to say.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:25 PM (ohFNB)

155 Everything is stupid
Everyone's a tool of the demon regime
Everything is stupid
And you're trapped in The Scream

(to the tune of the Lego movie song)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:28 PM (fUnHJ)

156 We used to call my friend's car in High School the Flintstone Mobile because the floor boards had rusted out enough where you could see the pavement. Yabba Dabba Doo ! He hated when we yelled that.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 11:29 PM (q4inm)

157 🎵Everything is stupid,
In its own way🎵

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:30 PM (ohFNB)

158 I feel like I'm in a live version of the movie Twister.

Too bad Jamie Gertz isn't here with me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:31 PM (APDBX)

159 Still what makes us different

++++++++++

No it's what makes Conservatives stupid.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 31, 2023 11:31 PM (vDj4Y)

160 Anyone ever visit the Guadalajara Cathedral?

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 11:32 PM (q4inm)

161 160 Anyone ever visit the Guadalajara Cathedral?
Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 11:32 PM (q4inm

No. I've never been to Canada.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:33 PM (APDBX)

162
Old Jersey smells better than New Jersey, because it’s one of the Chanel Islands.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Chanel 5?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 11:35 PM (63Dwl)

163 The world / man has been stupid and lying to you since civilization began. We are more aware of the lies and stupidity now because of the internet sleuths and fact checkers and stupid people exposing themselves.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 11:36 PM (q4inm)

164 160 Guadalajara Cathedral?

Isn’t that one of those numbers that Guy Lombardo and His Royal Canadians used to play on New Year’s Eve?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:37 PM (ohFNB)

165 I like funeral Morticia. Very, very much.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 11:37 PM (KFhLj)

166

Dare to be stupid

https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 11:37 PM (63Dwl)

167 No. I've never been to Canada.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:33 PM (APDBX)

No that's the Canuckhara Cathedral

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 11:38 PM (q4inm)

168 Well just filed my taxes. Getting a wee refund, which is nice. Also paid for the audit and ID protection.

Why the ID protection? Well first because of Beijing and OPM and secondly those nice people who supplied that cardiac vest after my hospital stay, well they just had a security breach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:39 PM (0Ee2u)

169 Cake is a lie
Posted by: Kindltot

No! Cake is the only truth.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 31, 2023 11:40 PM (ftFVW)

170 168 Well just filed my taxes. Getting a wee refund, which is nice. Also paid for the audit and ID protection.

Why the ID protection? Well first because of Beijing and OPM and secondly those nice people who supplied that cardiac vest after my hospital stay, well they just had a security breach.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:39 PM (0Ee2u)

Better safe than sorry!

My state tax return is taking forever to come back. For. Ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:41 PM (APDBX)

171 Pay Funeral Babe to attend Jimmy Carter's pending funeral.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:41 PM (0Ee2u)

172 Please tell me the girl at the top was just messing with the other person....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at March 31, 2023 11:42 PM (0TAPG)

173 Jersey ain't too bad, now Guernsey might have a few issues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:42 PM (0Ee2u)

174 I've been to Canada
But I've never been to sea

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:42 PM (yu8eA)

175 162 Chanel 5?

Well, Chanel No. 2 smelled like crap.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:44 PM (ohFNB)

176 Cake seems pretty honest. No ifs and or buts, it is delicious but unhealthy. Now, beer. Beer is a liar. "Dude, have another. You can do that, no problem. Of course, she wants to see you naked."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 11:45 PM (KFhLj)

177 176

Dude, all women want to see me naked.

Posted by: Fat guy on the ottoman at March 31, 2023 11:49 PM (ohFNB)

178 Dude, all women want to see me naked.

Said no one ever of Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:51 PM (LBnvC)

179 Missing 411.

He is crazy.

But I find his crazy riveting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 11:51 PM (KFhLj)

180 (to the tune of the Lego movie song)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:28 PM (fUnHJ)

I just got finished watching that. Your version of the song is sadly more accurate.

Posted by: Moki at March 31, 2023 11:51 PM (JrN/x)

181 Hey, Anna Puma.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 11:53 PM (ohFNB)

182 NANCY'S Nephew...Gov Newsom is now launching out to our RED STATES to confront the BOOK BANNING, BIAS VOTING PRACTICES...and other vile Republican's political infringements...READ

He will be meeting behind closed doors with recently infiltrated operatives and local Obama judges to implement changes in the voter laws within your state ahead of the 2024 elections.

You MUST find out where he will be at and swarm his local with full throated rebel!!!

He must be stopped now. He is going to be the "elevated one" to the democratic ticket in 2024.

Mark my words...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 31, 2023 11:54 PM (J00IM)

183 That Socialist column on the working class.

Obama wrote that after meeting Joe the Plumber.

Word is Obama showed what he wrote to Michelle and she told him to shut up and suck her dick.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at March 31, 2023 11:56 PM (KULhC)

184 Errah.....yeah, baby!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, rubbing his nipples in Hell at March 31, 2023 11:56 PM (NG1ch)

185 The two best video games I ever played were both about pirates.

Weird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 31, 2023 11:57 PM (up/3i)

186 The female talking about Back to The Future isn't smart enough to be classed as stupid.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 11:58 PM (KATBx)

187 Uhh... what else will she do for $500? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 31, 2023 11:58 PM (zsNaY)

188 Every time I see a picture of Lloyd Austin, Sec Def, with his rainbow ribbon and face shield I think of him as Darth Idi Amin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2023 11:58 PM (LBnvC)

189 PB&J is obviously a prank. You have to go to a whole other section of the store for the KY Jelly, as opposed to right NEXT TO the peanut butter.

Posted by: GWB at March 31, 2023 11:59 PM (NJ9MR)

190 Newsome

better watch his moves...serious as F**K

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 12:00 AM (J00IM)

191 Howdy all. We missed the worst of the weather around eastern IA and NW IL. Bad stuff north and south of us. I think a tornado hit Belvidere while a concert was going on.

Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2023 12:01 AM (55Qr6)

192 183 Dummy #43, are you related to Lamont, the Big Dummy?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2023 12:03 AM (ohFNB)

193 100 Love the genuine AoS folks, and I hope Ace is setting up some kind of donation or subscription thing.

Good night.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 31, 2023 10:49 PM (CHHv1)

What's going on that I missed? Why does Ace need donations/subscription - beyond the usual tip jar?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 12:04 AM (0TAPG)

194 109 Funny even though I'm pro-PDT...

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 5h
Trump Uses His One Phone Call to Ring Up Ron DeSantis And Yell At Him
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 10:54 PM (Vwz3I)

It's because we can laugh at ourselves....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 12:05 AM (0TAPG)

195
A federal "judge" "halted" Tennessee's ban on drag groomers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at April 01, 2023 12:07 AM (cKm8W)

196 Hello horde,

Hopefully premature planning my funeral but I am willing to prepay for a similarly aged morticia when that happy day occurs

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 01, 2023 12:08 AM (YkPsu)

197 Yeah, that Funeral Morticia ain’t bad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2023 12:10 AM (ohFNB)

198 Joe Biden's funeral needs to feature an Eleven Year Old girl singing: "I"m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair!"

And I herewith give the Babylon Bee my permission to use that very concept and work up the video in the format of their choosing. Live action, animation, whatever.

They're better at this, and I'll defer to their creative choices.

But the scene DOES need to be put to the screen, soonest!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2023 12:12 AM (e6UQI)

199 143 He took the dash off while we were tearing down I-96 and then pulled the key out of the ignition.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 31, 2023 11:08 PM (ZSK0i)

At my first job, a coworker had a tiny old car which occasionally, the key would fall out of the ignition while he was driving
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 11:15 PM (fUnHJ)

I had a 1964 Olds Cutlass with an ignition switch that had Lock-Off-Acc-On-Start positions. You could leave it in the 'Off' position, take the key out, and turn the switch - start the car - without the key. I believe it was a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 12:15 AM (0TAPG)

200 I'd rather leave the money to the local childrens hospital.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2023 12:15 AM (63Dwl)

201 The wind is crazy outside.

And Nadler’s not even anywhere around.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2023 12:16 AM (ohFNB)

202 Happy Tranny Day of Vengeance everyone! Whoever stacks the most normies wins! Extra points if they're under 5 feet tall, hint hint!

Posted by: Haters, bigots, go away! at April 01, 2023 12:16 AM (0avLl)

203 No. I've never been to Canada.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:33 PM (APDBX)

...but I've been to Oklahoma......dah dah dah.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 12:17 AM (0TAPG)

204 I'll be shocked if we don't lose power. It's crazy windy outside.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2023 12:18 AM (APDBX)

205
Posted by: Haters, bigots, go away!

Come again some other day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2023 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

206 Like I have said...
EVERY RED STATE now has a cadre of infiltrated Marxist politicians and judges.

They will usurp the majority of your state via class actions and vile black robes prior to the 2024 elections.

You must strike them down by whatever means

By whatever means...the fate of the Republic depends on this.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 12:20 AM (J00IM)

207 202

Trannies with guns...yup.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 12:24 AM (J00IM)

208 I'll be shocked if we don't lose power. It's crazy windy outside.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2023 12:1

It was here, just calmed down. I'll have to look what happened in Belvidere. Had some cousins living there when they had a bad tornado ca 1967.

Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2023 12:26 AM (55Qr6)

209 Done Ranting

Sleep well Horde

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 12:27 AM (J00IM)

210 Too bad Jamie Gertz isn't here with me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 31, 2023 11:31 PM (APDBX

She had a great rack in Twister.
Bill Paxton (Pullman?) was an idiot.

I get those two confused.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2023 12:27 AM (ufFY8)

211 163 The world / man has been stupid and lying to you since civilization began. We are more aware of the lies and stupidity now because of the internet sleuths and fact checkers and stupid people exposing themselves.
---

Yeah, they often forget to put on pants...

Posted by: formerly known as at April 01, 2023 12:34 AM (CudFN)

212 Jamie Gertz was smokin' hot in The Lost Boys and Less Than Zero.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 12:34 AM (0chEi)

213 Wonder what funeral gal does for $1000...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 01, 2023 12:36 AM (XMwZJ)

214 Yeah, I never got the idea that Helen Hunt > Jamie Gertz.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2023 12:36 AM (APDBX)

215 Wait...someone is claiming Helen Hunt > Jami Gertz? YGTBSM.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 01, 2023 12:40 AM (XMwZJ)

216 @215

>>Wait...someone is claiming Helen Hunt > Jami Gertz? YGTBSM.

Someone got wee, weed weeded up and watched Twister.

I will say this, Helen Hunt in the wife beater, showing off her ample bosom.

I wouldn't call her sexy but their is definite appeal there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2023 12:47 AM (up/3i)

217 Just the premise of Twister. Paxton leaving sexy Gertz for vanilla Hunt.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2023 12:52 AM (APDBX)

218 I will say this, Helen Hunt in the wife beater, showing off her ample bosom.

I wouldn't call her sexy but their is definite appeal there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2023 12:47 AM (up/3i)

Helen Hunt was attractive in the movie, but a far second after Gertz.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 01, 2023 12:52 AM (ufFY8)

219 204 I'll be shocked if we don't lose power. It's crazy windy outside.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2023 12:18 AM (APDBX)

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When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
"Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
At seven PM, a main hatchway caved in, he said
"Fellas, it's been good to know ya"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2023 12:53 AM (s12c9)

220 I speak Redneck, a little. Allow me to translate.

There are lots and lots of "split rings" that are perfectly fine and safe, insofar as a large truck tire can be. These have a bad reputation because people aren't sure what they are looking at. Split rim wheels are dangerous, and have killed people more than once.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 01, 2023 12:54 AM (i/LKe)

221 Mmmmm…Jamie Gertz…mmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2023 01:02 AM (ohFNB)

222 Cluster of earfquakes down the length of CA today. If something big happens tomorrow...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2023 01:03 AM (jzzG8)

223
You can look up the various styles of multi-piece truck rims. Most are very safe (although OSHA requires them all to be inflated in a cage). The true suicide rims were indeed dangerous.

We had an old Chevy truck with those. My father would make me get out of the shop when he inflated those.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2023 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)

224 222 Cluster of earfquakes down the length of CA today. If something big happens tomorrow...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2023 01:03 AM (jzzG

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It will be one more charge to add to Trump's indictment?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2023 01:07 AM (s12c9)

225
I got plowing and gardening on my mind, and missed a astronomical time event. The shortest true solar day occurred on March 26th. The length of the apparent(true) solar day was 24 hours - 18.1s.

Note this is the time between meridian crossings, high noon to high noon the next day. This is not the "day length" as the length between sunrise and sunset.

The longest solar day occurs on Dec 22nd, the day after the winter solstice. The true day is 24 hr + 29.9s

There are two other smaller extrema, June 16th, and Sept 16th.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2023 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)

226 "Women do not do this, and it baffles them."

Au contraire, they do, and it isn't baffling in the least.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2023 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)

227 222 Cluster of earfquakes down the length of CA today. If something big happens tomorrow...
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Nah. It's The Deep Ones. You'll be fine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 01:30 AM (2graF)

228 Women are wondrous, baffling creatures.

A good one brings completion to a man. 59 some years ago a ginger stole my soul. I maintain I very much got the better of that little deal.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2023 01:32 AM (KATBx)

229 Women are wondrous, baffling creatures.
A good one brings completion to a man. 59 some years ago a ginger stole my soul. I maintain I very much got the better of that little deal.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2023 01:32

Wow IG, that reminds me that Jules and I got together 46 yrs ago. You have us beat for sure, but this has been a long run. Congrats, I'd like to come to your 60th party.

Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2023 01:42 AM (55Qr6)

230 Sorry...coming back in...

I do not normally watch college women's basketball...

But I am totally GOB SMACKED by this OUTRAGOUS PHENOM known as CAITNLIN CLARK playing for Iowa State.

She is so next level as to be capable of kicking ass in the boy's level... the finals are coming up and you should all watch her...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 01:47 AM (J00IM)

231 IG, I am thinking that your wife is pretty lucky too. About to celebrate my 40th with hubs. He won't know that it is our 40th of course, but I for one am happy that we kept our promises.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 01, 2023 01:48 AM (a4EWo)

232 You rock DDS. Best wishes.

Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2023 01:52 AM (55Qr6)

233 You know what's better than the funeral lady?

Two funeral ladies and an entrance song.

https://youtu.be/IgomTOOgl8M?t=3

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 01, 2023 01:57 AM (Jg7EG)

234 I do not normally watch college women's basketball...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 01:47 AM (J00IM)

I don't watch basketball of any kind.. ever. Not even if the ball was a bong, got passed around, and everybody pulled out UZI's and shot up the score board. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2023 01:58 AM (VwHCD)

235 You could leave it in the 'Off' position, take the key out, and turn the switch - start the car - without the key. I believe it was a feature, not a bug.
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Yes!

My parents had couple of cars what had this feature. The '62 Buick Special was one of those...

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 01:59 AM (o0Fxd)

236 234

Thank you for the clarification Berserker...I would have lost sleep otherwise.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 02:03 AM (J00IM)

237 F it all Friday Night! Woo Hoo!

Would be better if FJB (and puppetmasters) hadn't completely fked up our country, though.

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 02:06 AM (o0Fxd)

238
My 93 yr old mother (well, she'll be 93 in May) has been watching the girls basketball. She's a big South Carolina fan, and she's inconsolable now, after Iowa beat them. SC was ranked #1.

My dear mother has the sads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2023 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

239 >>>You could leave it in the 'Off' position, take the key out, and turn the switch - start the car - without the key. I believe it was a feature, not a bug.

>This technique worked well on my ex-gf's firebird after I zapped the switch once with a screwdriver and gave it a squirt of powdered graphite lubricant.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 01, 2023 02:07 AM (Jg7EG)

240 Showed the top, Back to the Future thing to my wife. She didn't get it. My wife is not the woman in the picture, but appearances are not everything. This is my life.

Posted by: Igotnothing at April 01, 2023 02:09 AM (krOen)

241 Jami Gertz is married to a billionaire. That's a lot of latkes.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 01, 2023 02:10 AM (KAi1n)

242 But then she moved to Proganistan and we've lost each other.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 10:58 PM (fUnHJ)

Yep. It's always the lefty that ends the friendship. I had one of those, made me very sad.

Amazingly, my college bff turned out conservative.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2023 02:15 AM (Mzdiz)

243 No...all kidding aside,

If Gov Newsome shows up in your state.

Tomato's, Eggs, rotten Cabbage heads, with STRONG ARMS!

Chase his ass out of town!

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 01, 2023 02:17 AM (J00IM)

244 It is now April 1st. This marks Opening Day for trout in New York State.

Conditions are super, but I mean to wait until late afternoon to go out, the crowd will have dispersed so supper is going to be several Brookies, broiled, accompanied by lemon butter salt and pepper.

Royalty eats no better.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2023 02:17 AM (KATBx)

245 I had a 1964 Olds Cutlass with an ignition switch that had Lock-Off-Acc-On-Start positions. You could leave it in the 'Off' position, take the key out, and turn the switch - start the car - without the key. I believe it was a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 12:15 AM (0TAPG)

It was, and it was on many GM cars. Called the "garage position".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 02:19 AM (tkR6S)

246 Mmmm, trout!

Happy fishing, IG!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 02:19 AM (o0Fxd)

247 Nightwatch,

Yes, she's phenomonal! I wish she played for Iowa State, as that's my Alma Mater, but she plays for Iowa Hawkeyes.

Watch them Sunday, 3 pm eastern, on ABC.

The entire Iowa team is outstanding!!

Caitlain Clark's game play numbers rival Michael Jordan. Not kidding.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 01, 2023 02:20 AM (435bL)

248 Tis time. I do need some sleep before fishing. It's 2:25 AM here in the Adirondacks.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 01, 2023 02:27 AM (KATBx)

249 Caitlain Clark's game play numbers rival Michael Jordan. Not kidding.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 01, 2023 02:20 AM (435bL)

Has she got as many notches on her dick, though?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 02:32 AM (tkR6S)

250 My dear mother has the sads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 01, 2023 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)

My MiL does not like Caitlin Clark because she acts like she is so full of herself. Also because she doesn't play for the Lady Gamecocks, I guess.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2023 02:34 AM (Mzdiz)

251 AOP,

I ain't looking.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at April 01, 2023 02:35 AM (435bL)

252 Okay, the PB&J bit absolutely cracked me up. Got me good. That was hilarious.
Greenland and murders? The Danes rounded up all the natives and stuffed them into soulless Government Housing Projects, with the usual dismal results. YouTube 'Greenland Rap', and you'll get an experience similar to The Rez in the USA.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 01, 2023 02:40 AM (UKCk3)

253 One word about underground caves and missing persons

CHUD

Can’t believe no one else said it!

Posted by: Justin Castreau at April 01, 2023 02:42 AM (pUsHI)

254 The inmates at rikers island have put up welcome mr. president signs.

Posted by: raimondo at April 01, 2023 02:45 AM (BVehx)

255 Omg, rainmandodo! They're *finally* gonna arrest the Bidens?!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 02:48 AM (o0Fxd)

256 160 Anyone ever visit the Guadalajara Cathedral?
Posted by: polynikes
Yes, several times. I was in GDL a few weeks ago visiting a friend. It's nice, big place and tourist attraction. Funny story: I'm Eastern Orthodox; arrived in GDL Sunday 5 AM, my friend didn't answer his phone and I couldn't check into my hotel room until 2PM. Took the subway to Tlaquepaque, absolutely nothing was open. I ended up attending two Catholic Masses at Parroquia de San Pedro Apostol! Built 16th Century.
Haha! I hadn't sat through a Mass in at least 30 years. At offertories I donated a total of USD$10, why not.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 01, 2023 03:00 AM (UKCk3)

257 One word about underground caves and missing persons

CHUD

Can’t believe no one else said it!
Posted by: Justin Castreau at April 01, 2023 02:42 AM (pUsHI)

Seems to be a lot of vanished persons up and down the West coast. Practically no limestone caves, maybe a few lava caves. Lava caves are piddly. They are confined to one lava flow, may run for a mile or so, but are mostly linear, no branching, and no sinks or chimneys. I'd hazard a guess that missing person correlates a lot better to population density than it does to availability of caves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 03:02 AM (tkR6S)

258 Was it Caitlin Clark that was punched in the face by a Memphis player during the post game sportsmanship exercise of shaking hands with your opponent?

Miley, I am growing a bunch of tomatoes here in containers this summer, Ordered some seeds from Baker Creek, My bff in college turned out to be quite conservative too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 01, 2023 03:03 AM (a4EWo)

259 Anybody going to Guadalajara and worried about crime and narcos, really, don't. It's quite safe. Stick to general touristy areas and attractions, and decent hotels, and it's perfectly fine. I ride public transportation all the time there and have never had a single problem. Ubers are safe. There are prepaid taxis from the airport. Really, it's a fun visit, I always have a good time.
Pro tip: in Mexico, first thing anywhere you are staying, find a local church and attend a Mass. Donate. The locals will see you there, and if you look Anglo, everyone will know you almost immediately. People will greet you on the street.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 01, 2023 03:07 AM (UKCk3)

260 Miley, I am growing a bunch of tomatoes here in containers this summer, Ordered some seeds from Baker Creek, My bff in college turned out to be quite conservative too.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Baker Creek is good people!

Posted by: Adriane the if I posted pics on KTs thread, they would arrest me as a public nuisance Critic. . . at April 01, 2023 03:13 AM (jonTH)

261 Well, past midnight here. Time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 03:24 AM (tkR6S)

262 I'd wish everyone a 'happy April fools' Day' but...

Every freaking day lately, has been some kinda f'd up Fools' Day BS.

So. Happy (for certain values of "happy") April 1st, yall!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 03:31 AM (o0Fxd)

263 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at April 01, 2023 03:31 AM (Q/6pY)

264 So. Happy (for certain values of "happy") April 1st, yall!
Posted by: JQ

I use the word happy-ish for a reason …
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the NOT Daniel Webster Critic. . . at April 01, 2023 03:38 AM (jonTH)

265 JQ

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 03:38 AM (o0Fxd)

266 Yeah, Adriane, happy-ish... that wrks

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 03:39 AM (o0Fxd)

267 Hi

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2023 03:39 AM (xhxe8)

268 Hi, Skip!

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 03:41 AM (o0Fxd)

269 It might be too funny to pay that woman to come to your own funeral

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2023 03:42 AM (xhxe8)

270 Mornin’ Ralph,
Mornin’ Skip …

Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 01, 2023 03:42 AM (jonTH)

271 If "that woman" had advertised a few years ago, might've hired her for my dad's funeral. He would've gotten a kick out of it. If he'd been alive to see her, that is.

*sigh*

Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 03:43 AM (o0Fxd)

272 No reason to get up now, tomorrow at 1am is the Australian Grand Prix

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2023 03:53 AM (xhxe8)

273 No reason to get up now, tomorrow at 1am is the Australian Grand Prix
Posted by: Skip

But if you get up now, you can get some shrimp ready to put on the barbie …

Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 01, 2023 03:55 AM (jonTH)

274 : -))

Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 01, 2023 03:56 AM (jonTH)

275 This year's April Fools Joke is that April now goes by Aaron.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2023 03:57 AM (9UlRk)

276 I would not at all be surprised if Bill Paxton sometimes accidentally writes Bill Pullman when he's signing a check.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2023 04:02 AM (9UlRk)

277 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2023 04:02 AM (xhxe8)

278 Ummm, I think you forgot a link above. The line... "Venezula. The guy being mugged..." has no link for it. Too bad, it sounded interesting.

Posted by: Flywheel at April 01, 2023 03:32 PM (pxAEX)

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