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Welcome to the Thursday ONT. Anybody hungry?


Potato sauce.jpg

I Will Not Comply

A Re-Declaration of Independence

From Protein Wisdom. Powerful stuff.


I reject “equity” because it is collectivism disguised as virtue. I reject “inclusivity” because it is inorganic, superficial, and contrived. I reject mandated “diversity”: I will not surrender to the Crayon Box Mafia, nor to the gender changelings who pretend I am a construct answerable to their whims.
“Cultural appropriation” is merely culture: it expands to include, and it makes up the very fabric of a pluralist society. There’s no such thing as “digital blackface.” My whiteness is not “violent”; my sex is not “oppressive”; my religion doesn’t concern you; and my children are not yours to mold. Your beliefs will not be imposed on me. The State will not parent my sons.
“Queer theory” is “critical race theory” is “critical consciousness” is the Marxist rejection of the individual as individual. Cultural Marxism is determined to raze norms, sow chaos, tear families asunder, and reduce being to collective conformity. I reject its premises as fully as I reject its adherents. I will not comply.

I've seen some people stealing parts of the essay and republishing them without attribution. That link goes to the original. Go read it all.


Wars And Rumors Of Wars


Xi Jinping Says He Is Preparing China for War

Chinese leader Xi Jinping says he is preparing for war. At the annual meeting of China’s parliament and its top political advisory body in March, Xi wove the theme of war readiness through four separate speeches, in one instance telling his generals to “dare to fight.” His government also announced a 7.2 percent increase in China’s defense budget, which has doubled over the last decade, as well as plans to make the country less dependent on foreign grain imports. And in recent months, Beijing has unveiled new military readiness laws, new air-raid shelters in cities across the strait from Taiwan, and new “National Defense Mobilization” offices countrywide.

It is too early to say for certain what these developments mean. Conflict is not certain or imminent. But something has changed in Beijing that policymakers and business leaders worldwide cannot afford to ignore. If Xi says he is readying for war, it would be foolish not to take him at his word.

Meanwhile we shrink our navy and gut the training regimen for land forces so as not to hurt anyone's feelings.

We All Knew This, But Here's The Data

How to Understand the Well-Being Gap between Liberals and Conservatives

Liberal girls tended to be significantly more depressed than boys, particularly after 2011. However, ideological differences swamped gender differences. Indeed, liberal boys were significantly more likely to report depression than conservatives of either gender. The authors also found that the more educated a teen’s family was, the more likely the young people were to be depressed, and the more dramatic their rise in depression was after 2012.

Why is it that liberal teens are more consistently depressed than conservatives? Why might familial education correlate with heightened depression for liberal youth? Why was there a spike in depression (and a growing ideological divergence in depressive affect) after 2011, corresponding with the onset of the “Great Awokening”?

Conservatives want to “conserve” the values and institutions that have stood the test of time as forming a stable foundation for society. Since liberals aim to abolish our current society, it's no wonder that they advocate for policies that do the opposite, and a no-brainer that their practitioners are correspondingly more miserable.


That's Why He's The Coach


Those Were Some Salty Boys

Nashville Heroes Expose The Lies Of Uvalde Cowards

Their courage is also a reminder that if Uvalde cops responding to the Robb Elementary school mass shooting last year had shown any urgency or a modicum of bravery, rather than sitting around a parking lot and hallway debating what to do, they likely would have prevented the murders of many, if not all, of the 19 children and two teachers at the school. Recall that one of the officers had a rifle aimed at the shooter before he entered the school but didn’t take the shot because he was awaiting his boss’ permission.

I bring this up because the Uvalde police department is still floating rickety justifications for its cowardice and ineptitude. Last week, Texas Tribune ran a preposterous piece, making the case that cops had been “cowed by the Uvalde shooter’s military-style rifle.” Why, that’s politically convenient, isn’t it? A semi-automatic AR-15, according to the Tribune, drove the decision to wait for Border Patrol SWAT teams to engage the shooter. Not only did the Uvalde officers have a number of their own “assault rifles” and the training to go along with them, but they also possessed shields and other tools to help them. As far as we can tell, some of the Nashville police stormed the school with handguns.

If you have not seen the body cam footage, You should. Standard warnings for graphic content apply, although it's not, really, aside from seeing Aiden* get shot. She's pixelated so no gore.

That's intense, and notice how the officers are driving onward. “Shots fired! Move! Move!”. The traditional respect that we as a society hold for police stems from the fact that when something like this happens, they will run towards the sound of the shots and not pull a Uvalde. Much respect and gratitude.

*I usually don't bother with “misgendering” nonsense, but in this case it's appropriate because Aiden is her..deadname.

ETA: Too Soon?

Related: This woman has some thoughts on the whole trans issue

Related: The other end of the cop spectrum. Defunded Austin Cops Take So Long To Respond To DUI That Driver Sobers Up, Walks Free

Ban Tik Tok?

If that's all they wanted to do, they could do that easily. As always, that's not what they want to do. It's so much worse than that.

Remember, this bill has “bipartisan” support. * spit *


Spacers On Your Tires Are A Bad Idea


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by dinner with Jesus:


*Yes, the first ad is fake, but it's a really, really well done fake. Pity, I wanna try cat radish flavor

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:01 PM (55Qr6)

2 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:01 PM (qoGsy)

3 Top ten?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:01 PM (YPWOk)

4 That dude is lucky to be alive.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 10:02 PM (wagHN)

5 I'll just have potatoes. Without the sauce.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2023 10:02 PM (dTFZY)

6 Wow I did it. Cheap thrills, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:02 PM (55Qr6)

7 Nice first Farmer!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 10:02 PM (wagHN)

8 >>>Conservatives want to “conserve” the values and institutions that have stood the test of time as forming a stable foundation for society. Since liberals aim to abolish our current society, it's no wonder that they advocate for policies that do the opposite, and a no-brainer that their practitioners are correspondingly more miserable.


Even simpler: Leftists create ugliness, conservatives do not.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:03 PM (tp+tP)

9 Prepping for anger.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2023 10:03 PM (Angsy)

10 I can't imagine anything more blandly horrifying than "mild" potato sauce.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 10:03 PM (r46W7)

11 LOL. HQ ironic comment of the day.

What the real Blago thinks...

Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich · 3h
President Trump FIRED me, FREED me, and now he’s getting F***ED like me. Weaponized prosecutors are destroying our country. It’s time for Republicans and Democrats to stand up and defend our Constitution against 3rd World politics.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:04 PM (Vwz3I)

12 I'm intrigued with "potato sauce."

I am familiar with "gravy" however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)

13 That potato sauce sounds divine.....

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 30, 2023 10:07 PM (+I6Y/)

14 Hola, ONT. I hear Trump was indicted today. Goody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:07 PM (EZaTx)

15 I would try potato sauce.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (1ais2)

16 Regarding the world now...glad the adults are in charge.

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)

17 This is madness.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 10:06 PM (1yP/0)


Oh, well. As long as Joe has his ice cream.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (tp+tP)

18 good evening

Posted by: Sassy at March 30, 2023 10:09 PM (xSICi)

19 I thought vodka was potato sauce.

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2023 10:09 PM (SYTee)

20 I would try potato sauce.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (1ais2)

Wanna try mine?

Posted by: Tater Stelter at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)

21 Regarding the world now...glad the adults are in charge.
___

Thank God He is in charge.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Yz6G3)

22 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (EZaTx)

23 https://tinyurl.com/5n7my2nj

That's a good one....

Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (TGPs7)

24 Xi Jinping isn't exactly the world's genius. What is genius is the CCP convincing everyone else he is.

Whatever... I'm too old at this point to give a shit either way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Q4IgG)

25 But something has changed in Beijing that policymakers and business leaders worldwide cannot afford to ignore.


FJB. FJB changed it all. F this Biden asshat. Will we even make it another year?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2023 10:11 PM (fn991)

26 They make potato sauce. But it comes in little one-serving jars that say "Gerber" on them.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

27 Here's to the Heroes of Uvalde. May your deeds outlive you, and may you stand as an exemplar of cowardice and shame for the many generations still to come.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:11 PM (s12c9)

28 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (EZaTx)


We've got the desirability of potato sauce to talk about. I mean, that's not nothing.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:11 PM (tp+tP)

29 Meanwhile we shrink our navy and gut the training regimen for land forces so as not to hurt anyone's feelings.


The average American citizen is at close to zero risk of ever being occupied by foreign combatants because our citizenry is heavily armed and vicious.

At this point, the military largely exists solely to protect foreign interests for central bankers and multi-national corporations.

The military and intel agencies spend the preponderance of their time meddling in foreign affairs and fomenting instability in other nations, be they color revolutions, US backed military coups, faux-feminist Burka riots and InKurdtions, pipeline bombings or bio-warfare.

I don't care if our military is weak, if anything that is a deterrent to neo-conservative and neo-liberal warhawk activities that serve to expatriate our tax dollars to foreign entities to foreign combatants, puppet regimes and military contractors.

I'll fight for the soil I live on and I'll fight for the soil you live on, even to my death. But I've no desire to fund the destruction of the rest of the known world for the financial interests of global bankers and billion dollar corporations.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:12 PM (YPWOk)

30 Hey, SMH! Long time no post, no? May God be with you:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:12 PM (EZaTx)

31 What's tater sauce, Precious?

Posted by: Gollum at March 30, 2023 10:12 PM (SYTee)

32 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You need an earworm. Here you go:

"Give me the beat boys to free my soul,
I want to get lost in your hairy whole (so drift away)"


You're welcome.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:12 PM (qoGsy)

33 21 I would try potato sauce.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (1ais2)

Wanna try mine?
Posted by: Tater Stelter at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy)

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK TOUCH ME AND I'LL SCREAM

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:13 PM (1ais2)

34 Potato sauce? Can someone please explain?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:14 PM (EZaTx)

35 LOL.

that said, g'night everyone!

oh, and the Jeff G thing is so bloody f'ing spot-on it's not even funny.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 10:14 PM (QNv15)

36 12 my grandmother said the Antichrist was born in Hawaii in 1961, she didn't give a name just a year and place. I thought it was ridiculous until they called him light bringer and lightworker. Then it clicked.

Posted by: We're doomed at March 30, 2023 10:14 PM (Zzbjj)

37 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

We've got the desirability of potato sauce to talk about. I mean, that's not nothing.
Posted by: Dr. T


For boobs, chocolate sauce >>> potato sauce.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:15 PM (DgGvY)

38 It seems like with a little extra effort, Nalley could have fermented that potato shit and made a drinkable spud wine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:15 PM (s12c9)

39 Re. the "restrict" act...

...they can monitor you 24/7 without informing you..

As Sarah Hoyt said when someone posted a link about this commie shit on her blog, the only difference is now they're making it legal (as opposed to lying about it).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2023 10:15 PM (llON8)

40 I haven't a first in ages. When I was laid up that was often one of my goals, which I seldom achieved.

That reminds me of Slapweasel, anyone heard from him lately? He could often cop first, had it copied and ready to paste. I forget his other tips.

So what is interesting in this ONT WD. I obviously didn't read it yet as I was FIRST!

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:15 PM (55Qr6)

41 26 No. Obama wants this country dead. FJB is just a marionette

Posted by: We're doomed at March 30, 2023 10:16 PM (Zzbjj)

42 Hey, SMH! Long time no post, no? May God be with you:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

Hi Bulg.

Yes, He is with me, no doubt about that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:16 PM (Yz6G3)

43 That reminds me of Slapweasel, anyone heard from him lately? He could often cop first, had it copied and ready to paste. I forget his other tips.

----------

Locked and loaded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:16 PM (s12c9)

44 Hate to say it but the RUS and CHN are good at counting. And they've been counting down our mil reserves for over a year now. Seems critical levels were reached vis a vis replenishment rate.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:16 PM (1ais2)

45 > It seems like with a little extra effort, Nalley could have fermented that potato shit and made a drinkable spud wine.
__________

Vodka... you're thinking Vodka.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:17 PM (Q4IgG)

46 22 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:10 PM (EZaTx)


https://youtu.be/lcPHFQP9GN0

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 30, 2023 10:17 PM (DTX3h)

47 Oh look, another scientific discovery that shows the Bible was right all along

https://tinyurl.com/yxyebr7n

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:18 PM (Yz6G3)

48 Potato sauce sounds kind of awesome I am not gonna lie.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:18 PM (pwExq)

49 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Can’t we lose ourselves in boob talk to cheer up?

If you were tipped off that the Nazis were coming to your door ? Would you want to take a moment to stop and smell the roses ? Many here, apparently, would.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1+5Xl)

50
I watched a wheel come off a car turning a corner at a very low rate of speed. The wheel bounced and accelerated to a very high rate of speed and crashed into a house about 100 yards away. It might have killed someone if it had hit them. Not sure what the physics were, but it looks like the truck wheel did pretty much the same thing. Kinetic energy?

Posted by: Frankly at March 30, 2023 10:19 PM (N1wCR)

51 Belushi ladder boobage peeping scene in Animal House has never been topped. Eleniak cake jump scene in the Segal Navy Seal cook movie was close.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:19 PM (1ais2)

52 I'll fight for the soil I live on and I'll fight for the soil you live on, even to my death. But I've no desire to fund the destruction of the rest of the known world for the financial interests of global bankers and billion dollar corporations.


I hear what you are saying, but have you considered how fragile the supply chain will become when the US Navy isn't ensuring free and safe passage of ship traffic?

Those shipping lanes are absolutely required for many countries that don't have all the things they need to support themselves and must import.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:20 PM (YXHzG)

53 RIP...

9 Soldiers Killed as Pair of Helicopters Crash in One of the Army's Deadliest Training Accidents

https://tinyurl.com/3as7ykk8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Yz6G3)

54 Hey, Tonypete!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:20 PM (EZaTx)

55 9 Soldiers Killed as Pair of Helicopters Crash in One of the Army's Deadliest Training Accidents

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I blame white privilege and transphobia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (s12c9)

56 Oh, boy! Is this the potato thread?

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (Xrfse)

57 If you were tipped off that the Nazis were coming to your door ? Would you want to take a moment to stop and smell the roses ? Many here, apparently, would.

What you fear is exactly what the world has dealt with since expulsion from The Garden.

Pax Americana has been only been a few decades out of thousands and thousands of years of human history.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (YXHzG)

58 Nalley's is adequate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (63Dwl)

59 I've been saying for a while- actually not here - prepare for a reduction of the US defense budget of 50% or so.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (pwExq)

60 Yeah. The ban 'TikTok bill'. Nothing is ever as it seems. The Patriot Act was a fvcked up idea. Yes, this is even worse.
Will repubs support this? We are so damn screwed!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2023 10:23 PM (fn991)

61 I watched the animated "Hercules" movie tonight. Or, as it has to be called, the "James Woods version." Seriously, that guy is the only reason to watch. Danny Devito comes close, but the Woodman is the thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2023 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

62 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 10:02

How are you doing Jewells? Hopefully well. My screwed up Dr's office couldn't find my psa results at my appt. Called me 2 days later and said it looked good, psa down from 2.8 to .4. Thanks a lot. I went to the ValueLab and found out before. The idiots in his office gave the wrong fax # to send it too.

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:23 PM (55Qr6)

63 42 SMH, I have no doubt about God’s presence in your life.

I believe He is in mine, too, but it is a daily struggle.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:24 PM (EZaTx)

64 Read an article today about how Paul Bettany wound up married to the gorgeous Jennifer Connelly for the last 20 years.

He liked her from a distance for years, then worked with her on A Beautiful Mind. They liked each other. But neither told the other and they were just friends.

9/11 happened and he tried to call her from England to make sure she was okay. He was frantic to reach her, and realized at that moment that he was in love with her. So, when she finally answered, he said: "Marry me", and she said "yes". Happily married with three kids ever since.

What a great story, but still, damn you, Paul Bettany!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 10:24 PM (xlP5K)

65
Nalley's, the Kaboom! of potato sauces!

Nalley's is ... adequate (they themselves said it)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (7yh1x)

66 61 I watched the animated "Hercules" movie tonight. Or, as it has to be called, the "James Woods version." Seriously, that guy is the only reason to watch. Danny Devito comes close, but the Woodman is the thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2023 10:23 PM (CHHv1)

I saw that a few years back - you're right, James Woods was the best part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (r46W7)

67 I believe He is in mine, too, but it is a daily struggle.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___

Following the Lord is never easy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Yz6G3)

68 Those shipping lanes are absolutely required for many countries that don't have all the things they need to support themselves and must import.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:20 PM (YXHzG)




I understand your point.

This will come off as callous, but I believe the purpose of the American government is to serve the interests of its own citizens, not France, nor Botswana, just America.

“The nation which indulges toward another an habitual hatred or an habitual fondness is in some degree a slave.”

George Washington

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (YPWOk)

69 Re: the potato sauce advertisement... WTAF is "cat radish" flavor?

Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (ffPN2)

70 One of the major flaws of English: is X Sauce made of X or for X?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (jzzG8)

71 Pax Americana has been only been a few decades out of thousands and thousands of years of human history.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:22 PM (YXHzG)


All is the cycle of things, I reckon. And, for those of you that go to church, everything gets better when you die.

Cold comfort for the rest. Not a winning message, necessarily. I suggest buying bulk ammo. But that's just me.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (1+5Xl)

72 So the guy warning (correctly) about the "Ban TikTok bill" is making his message ... using TikTok?! Does he have a clue?

Posted by: GWB at March 30, 2023 10:27 PM (NJ9MR)

73 69 Re: the potato sauce advertisement... WTAF is "cat radish" flavor?
Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (ffPN2)


There are some questions you really don't want the answers to.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:27 PM (pwExq)

74 One wonders what Muldoon would do on a potato thread.

In the meantime, I will be his eyes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:28 PM (EZaTx)

75 Following the Lord is never easy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Yz6G3)

For He is like a refiner's fire!

*sung to Handel's Messiah*

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 10:28 PM (1ais2)

76 Oh look, another scientific discovery that shows the Bible was right all along

https://tinyurl.com/yxyebr7n
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:18 PM (Yz6G3)
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Learning that reality is far, far more interesting and complicated than we can possibly imagine gives me all the proof I need that God exists.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 10:28 PM (BpYfr)

77 70 One of the major flaws of English: is X Sauce made of X or for X?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 10:26 PM (jzzG


Brown Sauce has entered the chat.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:29 PM (pwExq)

78 9 Soldiers Killed as Pair of Helicopters Crash in One of the Army's Deadliest Training Accidents

May their families be Blessed with Strength and Peace at this terrible time.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic. . . at March 30, 2023 10:29 PM (jonTH)

79 Can potato sauce also serve as a floor polish?

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2023 10:29 PM (SYTee)

80
9 Soldiers Killed as Pair of Helicopters Crash in One of the Army's Deadliest Training Accidents

https://tinyurl.com/3as7ykk8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Yz6G3)

usually that kind of accident happens (no bad weather) when two aircraft are flying in tandem and the right one turns left while the left one turns right. That's a bad way to die, best not to think about it too much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 10:29 PM (r46W7)

81 All is the cycle of things, I reckon. And, for those of you that go to church, everything gets better when you die.

Cold comfort for the rest. Not a winning message, necessarily. I suggest buying bulk ammo. But that's just me.
___

Has nothing to do with going to church.

It's about a relationship with the Lord.

And His invitation is open to everyone...even to you.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:29 PM (Yz6G3)

82 Nalley's, the Kaboom! of potato sauces!

Nalley's is ... adequate (they themselves said it)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (7yh1x)

So your saying there is more than 1 brand of potato sauce?

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 30, 2023 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)

83 61 I watched the animated "Hercules" movie tonight. Or, as it has to be called, the "James Woods version." Seriously, that guy is the only reason to watch. Danny Devito comes close, but the Woodman is the thing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2023 10:23 PM (CHHv1)


I watched that as a kid and loved it. I cannot tell you how bummed I was when I learned that is not at all how the original Hercules legend played out.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:30 PM (tp+tP)

84 I’m depressed by the Trump indictment news. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Well, then, here's something goofy. A Japanese girl band covering Journey. And doing a bunch of stuff from the original video: the "air band," the drummer using traditional grip, the sleeveless shirt for the singer, a press-on mustache.....

https://youtu.be/fawKq5TUYPo

I might be in love with the one in glasses. Even if she's bored out of her mind just playing the keyboard chords on her guitar.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:30 PM (DgGvY)

85 Hmm. Someone found a market for runny mashed potatoes?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 10:30 PM (jTmQV)

86 Tribe 0 / Seattle 0

Seattle up to bat, bottom of the 2nd

Go Tribe !!!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 10:31 PM (CCSxw)

87 Jeff G at Protein Wisdom has always been one of my favorite bloggers. Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 10:31 PM (xlP5K)

88 Farmer I'm doing fine. Sorry you had all those problems. Sounds like what I went through last year with my primary trying to get a damn CT scan.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 10:31 PM (wagHN)

89 I realize that I haven’t paid proper respect to our host yet.

Hello, Weird Dave

*bows respectfully*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:31 PM (EZaTx)

90
I'll fight for the soil I live on and I'll fight for the soil you live on, even to my death. But I've no desire to fund the destruction of the rest of the known world for the financial interests of global bankers and billion dollar corporations.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'll go one step more, any blue helmeted UN so called peace keeper on FUSA soil is a walking dead man. Any time, any place, after hostilities commence in CW part deaux.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 30, 2023 10:32 PM (3CCua)

91 Nalley's is ... adequate (they themselves said it)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 30, 2023 10:25 PM (7yh1x)


Actually they said Nalley's is Adequate!

They are excited about their state of adequacy.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:32 PM (pwExq)

92 Niters, y'all.

Glad you're better, Farmer and jewells.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:32 PM (Yz6G3)

93 One of the major flaws of English: is X Sauce made of X or for X?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Brown Sauce has entered the chat.
Posted by: blaster


https://tinyurl.com/2dbxdv4h

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

94 So the guy warning (correctly) about the "Ban TikTok bill" is making his message ... using TikTok?! Does he have a clue?
Posted by: GWB


GWB sees people in a house with the roof on fire.

GWB says to himself, "Well, I can't go in there to warn them because then I'd be inside a house on fire."

GWB takes a selfie outside.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 10:33 PM (jzzG8)

95 One of the major flaws of English: is X Sauce made of X or for X?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


And my favorite thing about Fish Sauce is it sounds like it should be the latter, but it's really the former.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:33 PM (DgGvY)

96 Oh look, another scientific discovery that shows the Bible was right all along

https://tinyurl.com/yxyebr7n
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:18 PM (Yz6G3)


Wow. Making fools of the wise, yet again.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:33 PM (tp+tP)

97 This will come off as callous, but I believe the purpose of the American government is to serve the interests of its own citizens, not France, nor Botswana, just America.

Now consider economic principles from "The Wealth of Nations" and ask how expensive things can get.

Take food for example:

Palm oil is used to increase shelf life of foods, it is only available from a few areas. Wheat is crop that can be grown practically anywhere, but is a low value crop. When other nations grow wheat, it frees up more particular lands to grow more valuable foods.

Are you ready to pay far more for food and have far less variety and lower quality? Do you think that people in other nations are just going to accept their fate and die of famine or make renewed efforts to get to the handful of countries that can somewhat support themselves?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:34 PM (YXHzG)

98 Bif - I've said the same thing about the UN blue helmets. That's an instant call to arms, and I'm taking as many of them with me as I can.

Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2023 10:34 PM (ffPN2)

99 Good night SMH.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 10:35 PM (wagHN)

100 Good night, SMH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:35 PM (EZaTx)

101 Walking dead and a puppet.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (Pmzap)

102 *I usually don't bother with “misgendering” nonsense, but in this case it's appropriate because Aiden is her..deadname.

I guess they revert to their natural selves after death. Makes sense - only the living can misgender themselves.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (Mzdiz)

103 Learning that reality is far, far more interesting and complicated than we can possibly imagine gives me all the proof I need that God exists.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Years ago from our beloved Muldoon: (Part I)

A babies heart:
Consider for a few moments the heart of a human baby. It is a few ounces of muscle, fat and connective tissue that has a rhythmic, self-sustaining electrical system. It consists of two separate but remarkably similar pumps, the right and left sides of the heart. It is fully formed by the 8th week of gestation, and continues to beat rhythmically, steadily and continuously for up to 100 years, without any outside help in the vast majority of instances. The stunning symmetry of the microscopic arrangement of myosin and actin protein fibers creates a highly efficient pumping machine. The delicate and yet durable valves regulate the direction of blood flow through the veins and arteries. Consider the simple mechanical elegance of this one single organ.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qoGsy)

104 26 They make potato sauce. But it comes in little one-serving jars that say "Gerber" on them.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

I need a clarification: Are we talking sauce for potatoes or sauce made from potatoes? Cranberry sauce is different than buffalo wing sauce, although both can be part of a healthy, nutritious breakfast.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (cupoy)

105 My native language has 100 words for potato sauce.

Posted by: Norse Man at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (aFgj+)

106 Part (2)

And then ask yourself one question... Is there any conceivable way that this was the result of a slimy puddle of primordial goo randomly organizing with this heart as the accidental (natural selection) result? What has always bothered me is that any precursor organs would fail and, unless the present organ was conceived as a whole, the organ would fail. There is no dual use or even just a lump of flesh until the final build. And yet the evolutionists say I believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qoGsy)

107 Chy-Nah?

"Three Stooges Dam, meet MOAB. MOAB, meet Three Stooges Dam."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (xlP5K)

108 Are you ready to pay far more for food and have far less variety and lower quality?


Yes. 2020-2023 has prepared me.

In spite of safe shipping lanes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:37 PM (YPWOk)

109 Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 10:15 PM (55Qr6)

Slap was on a Tech Thread in the last couple of weeks. Was ranting about Christians and Jews not co-existing and giving Fenelon grief for posting a devotional applicable to both.

Made me sad and ruined my morning. I know he's going through hard times with his parents and his own health, but giving Fenelon and the Jewish commenters here a hard time isn't the answer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2023 10:38 PM (nC+QA)

110 70 Sauce for the Goose is Sauce for the Gander.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:38 PM (EZaTx)

111 My cat loves to bite me so much, I wonder if my DNA is made of bacon.

Good night all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 30, 2023 10:39 PM (CHHv1)

112 Working on paying my taxes and...there really isn't much point to working harder.

I am earning more this year - but the government is getting more of those increased earnings then I am.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:39 PM (lc5cP)

113 Cat Radish Flavor is a Ted Nugent song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:39 PM (63Dwl)

114 Consider the simple mechanical elegance of this one single organ.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qoGsy)
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It goes far, far deeper than that. Consider the quantum state of the atom. Each atom spins, cavorts, and dances throughout your body, each somehow knowing EXACTLY what it's doing and its purpose. Contained within your body are trillions upon trillions of these atoms. And when you are developing in the womb, more atoms are added to your body one by one until a fully formed human being is created. If that isn't a miracle from God, I really don't know what is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 10:39 PM (BpYfr)

115 It seems like we are going to have to get better at doing things if we expect to remain a superpower.

We can't spend billions building ships that we scrap just a few years later and expect to rule the waves.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:39 PM (pwExq)

116 Made me sad and ruined my morning. I know he's going through hard times with his parents and his own health, but giving Fenelon and the Jewish commenters here a hard time isn't the answer.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Disagreements within families are always the saddest.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (qoGsy)

117 Sauce for the Goose is Sauce for the Gander.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:38 PM (EZaTx)

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Gander Sauce went nowhere with the focus group.

Posted by: Nalley's Food Like Products, Inc. at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (s12c9)

118 DeSantis very quietly filed his bill today that would repeal the Florida law that prohibits him for running for President while serving as Governor.

If passed, it will become effective July 1. Guess that's the day he'll officially start his campaign. But I wonder why he did this on the down low.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (3ImbR)

119 Potato sauce adds body to chili, but add it after the carrots. BTW, the more root crops you add to chili, the better. Try the Beets and turnips-you won't look back.

Posted by: Beet Me Daddy at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (aFgj+)

120 That Redeclaration of Independence? Someone needs to record it with the background music lifted from "The Revolution Will not be Televised"

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 30, 2023 10:41 PM (bUGMk)

121 "9 Soldiers Killed as Pair of Helicopters Crash in One of the Army's Deadliest Training Accidents"
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Soldiering is a dangerous profession even in peace time.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2023 10:41 PM (AmoqO)

122 Good evening

Well, today happened. I hoped it wouldn't come to this.

Interesting link on the flood SMH.

Out of the numerous hoaxes pushed on us, evolution may be the most damaging, as it attempts to remove God. Without God, we are left only with preference and\or utility. To quote someone who needs our prayers, sad.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 30, 2023 10:41 PM (Nx1bw)

123 111 No, cats are just minions of Satan.

Dogs are soldiers of God.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:42 PM (EZaTx)

124 119 Potato sauce adds body to chili, but add it after the carrots. BTW, the more root crops you add to chili, the better. Try the Beets and turnips-you won't look back.
Posted by: Beet Me Daddy at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (aFgj+)

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Maple syrup has got to fit into this scheme somewhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:42 PM (s12c9)

125 And then ask yourself one question... Is there any conceivable way that this was the result of a slimy puddle of primordial goo randomly organizing with this heart as the accidental (natural selection) result? What has always bothered me is that any precursor organs would fail and, unless the present organ was conceived as a whole, the organ would fail. There is no dual use or even just a lump of flesh until the final build. And yet the evolutionists say I believe in fairy tales.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qoGsy)


Whittaker Chambers wrote in Witness that he started to break with Communism when he glanced at his baby daughter's ear and was struck by the perfection of it. He said that in that instant, he knew that it had been designed by a Creator, rather than being the result of random evolutionary chance.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:42 PM (tp+tP)

126 Yes. 2020-2023 has prepared me.

Then you are doing the right thing. I saw the handwriting on the wall and also made dramatic changes to become more resilient.

I'm just trying to run faster than the other guy, but eventually we will all be eaten. Life without Pax America is short, brutal and cheap.

No possible way to support billions of people on the Earth and that is exactly what the WEF/Davos/Soros Malthusians are demanding.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:43 PM (YXHzG)

127 Just the reality that the "Restrict" bill is proposed shows how evil "our" government has become. It is the end of all free speech, disagreeing with BigGov lies becomes a criminal offense.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 30, 2023 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

128 I watched that as a kid and loved it. I cannot tell you how bummed I was when I learned that is not at all how the original Hercules legend played out.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:30 PM (tp+tP)

You must be close to *actually* being 29.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2023 10:44 PM (nC+QA)

129 DeSantis very quietly filed his bill today that would repeal the Florida law that prohibits him for running for President while serving as Governor.

If passed, it will become effective July 1. Guess that's the day he'll officially start his campaign. But I wonder why he did this on the down low.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2023 10:40 PM (3ImbR)


If he did it today, I can think of one very good reason why.

But from everything he's done so far, I doubt he'll commit himself publicly until the very last second.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:44 PM (tp+tP)

130 If passed, it will become effective July 1. Guess that's the day he'll officially start his campaign. But I wonder why he did this on the down low.

I suspect he wants maximum flexibility - this year is like none before it in terms of American elections.

In Heritage America, considering Biden's record of constant failure the Republican alternative would be considered a shoe-in so the fight would just be over which R candidate wins the primary - both DeSantis and Trump have many supporters - so think the '76 election but flipped R vs D.

But this isn't a normal election - the Junta is about to arrest the leading contender, as if say Ford had Ted Kennedy arrested on a technicality in '75.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)

131 What has always bothered me is that any precursor organs would fail and, unless the present organ was conceived as a whole, the organ would fail. There is no dual use or even just a lump of flesh until the final build. And yet the evolutionists say I believe in fairy tales.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (qoGsy)

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Darwin himself admitted that his theory couldn't explain the Cambrian Explosion, and that was eons before modern molecular biology showed just how improbable even a single beneficial protein mutation is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (s12c9)

132 They will have to deal with DeSantis.
Biden will give Florida to Disney Land or something.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (Pmzap)

133 Chy-Nah?

"Three Stooges Dam, meet MOAB. MOAB, meet Three Stooges Dam."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (xlP5K)

That should be our trump card in any conflict with them. But, will any of their leadership be wiped out? If not, all it makes them do is lose millions of people, then they just shoot their nuclear missiles and then....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (Angsy)

134 Obama on 10/30/08said we are just days away from fundamentally changing the nation. Middle class liberals said yay it will be cookies, candy and cake, puppies and kittens all powered by unicorn farts. They couldn't process that a revolution especially a leftist one is a bloody mess. The indictment of Trump is just another step. GOPe is too stupid and corrupt to realize it and fight.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (W2hoj)

135 Guys, the Nalley's ad is an obvious fake, a photoshop. They did goofy stuff back then too, not like that though.

"Nalley's is Adequate" should have been a tip off, if you can't spot the obvious. Everything else is an op, fake and gay today too, so I guess it fits.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (i/LKe)

136 Four of my all time favorite and iconic posters: Rachel Welch (one million BC), Farah Fawcett (red swim suit), The Blown Away Guy (in chair listening to stere), Donald Trump mug shot.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 10:46 PM (9hasw)

137 No possible way to support billions of people on the Earth and that is exactly what the WEF/Davos/Soros Malthusians are demanding.

They've been crystal clear - they want 90% of us dead and the remaining 10% subservient.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:46 PM (lc5cP)

138 >>> 47 Oh look, another scientific discovery that shows the Bible was right all along

https://tinyurl.com/yxyebr7n
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 30, 2023 10:18 PM (Yz6G3)

Interesting stuff:
https://en.wikipedia.org /wiki /Ringwoodite

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2023 10:46 PM (llON8)

139 And good evening Horde . Boobs to you all

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 10:46 PM (W2hoj)

140 My native language has 100 words for potato sauce.

Posted by: Norse Man at March 30, 2023 10:36 PM (aFgj+)

We have the tallest potatoes in Europe!

Posted by: Dutch Potatoes at March 30, 2023 10:46 PM (Angsy)

141 a potato is about the last fruit or vegetable that has any business being made into a "sauce"

...and I like potatoes

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (sJHOI)

142 No, cats are just minions of Satan.

.....

Dogs are soldiers of God.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:42 PM (EZaTx)



Nothing is ever that simple.

Who can forget the cat that stood down the pit bull that sought to harm his toddler human?

https://tinyurl.com/2p99a5d2

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (YPWOk)

143 I've decided to make Potato Sauce a reality.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (iziT8)

144 You must be close to *actually* being 29.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2023 10:44 PM (nC+QA)


Let's just say I suspect I'm a little closer than our host and Shelfmaster.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (tp+tP)

145 OK, I’ll say it:

Both French toast AND maple syrup are EQUALLY DISGUSTING.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (EZaTx)

146 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2023 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

147 Whittaker Chambers wrote in Witness that he started to break with Communism when he glanced at his baby daughter's ear and was struck by the perfection of it.
Posted by: Dr. T


I had the same thought!

Though she wasn't a baby anymore, and we were in the shower.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at March 30, 2023 10:48 PM (DgGvY)

148 wow - it's cloudy and windy here, but no real rain yet; had been no lightning. Out of the blue a lightning bolt just hit a block away! made me jump. I'm trying to think what the people in that house were saying just after - or just before! I'm envisioning some guy telling his wife "My God strike me with lighting if I'm lying to you!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 10:48 PM (r46W7)

149 They've been crystal clear - they want 90% of us dead and the remaining 10% subservient.
Posted by: 18-1

Make that .0999 subservient.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 10:49 PM (9hasw)

150 Guys, the Nalley's ad is an obvious fake
Posted by: Common Tater


An expert opinion!

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

151 139 Boobs to you, too, Smell the Glove!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:50 PM (EZaTx)

152 Well, I had an interesting evening last night. How it started: I went out to play Pokemon Go on my phone, then stopped by the local. I wasn't planning to have a beer, I just wanted to give a CD to a friend (who is a gay choreographer) and I knew he'd be there. Gave him the CD, and greeted another friend, USMC, member of the Devil Dogs MC. He was sitting with 2 guys who introduced themselves. They're Hell's Angels. One of them says "Sit down brother, ahve a beer!". I thought it probably a good idea (and hey, beer). So I set out to briefly see a gay choreographer and wound up having a beer with Hell's Angels.

Oh, it gets better. One of the HA guys flicked his cigarette over the railing into the parking lot, and the local bar liberal Karen comes over and starts lecturing him about not using the smoke stack. Now to be fair, the HA weren't wearing colors (Texas = Bandito turf) , but my USMC friend and I are just sitting there trying not to explode - with laughter or something else I'm not sure.

con't

Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2023 10:51 PM (GPwSy)

153 150 Guys, the Nalley's ad is an obvious fake
Posted by: Common Tater

An expert opinion!
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

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Man, don't ruin it for me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:51 PM (s12c9)

154 I lime how the tire comes back to add insult to injury.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 10:51 PM (KFhLj)

155 Cats rule.

Dogs drool.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2023 10:51 PM (iziT8)

156 It is the end of all free speech, disagreeing with BigGov lies becomes a criminal offense.

Now imagine what Covid would have been like if the Fe'ral Government had the powers to financially wipe out and imprison anyone who talked about Ivermectin, HCQ, the deadly mRNA vax, etc.

Locals were already stomping out all civil rights, throwing businessmen in jail, shuttering churches, beating people for not wearing masks. In Australia they were/are throwing people into concentration camps. In Canada, they were confiscating bank accounts for supporting a truck driver.

The Restrict Act is so unconstitutional it is safe to say that upon passage a precedent is laid to gut the entire Bill of Rights.

But this is simply returning to the Norm of human history: tyranny, violent brutality, cruelty, corruption and death.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:52 PM (YXHzG)

157 >>> 135 Guys, the Nalley's ad is an obvious fake, a photoshop. They did goofy stuff back then too, not like that though.

"Nalley's is Adequate" should have been a tip off, if you can't spot the obvious. Everything else is an op, fake and gay today too, so I guess it fits.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (i/LKe)

You didn't read the content, did you.

*Yes, the first ad is fake, but it's a really, really well done fake. Pity, I wanna try cat radish flavor

What an adequate Moron you are!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 30, 2023 10:52 PM (llON8)

158 Evenin'

(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 30, 2023 10:52 PM (3FiQa)

159 But this is simply returning to the Norm of human history: tyranny, violent brutality, cruelty, corruption and death.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:52 PM (YXHzG)

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Check my quote,

Posted by: R. Heinlein at March 30, 2023 10:53 PM (s12c9)

160 The "we was scurred of the big black rifle" argument made sense...in the mid 90s, prior to the North Hollywood shootout and some similar incidences around the country. Remember kids, the entire argument for police militarization is built on the notion that the bad guys have rifles and armor so all cops should too. And MRAPs, because hey why not? It's a valid argument, since only an idiot or a liberal--but I repeat myself--could convince themselves that a unit of power once obtained will be willingly given up by its holder. But PDs don't get to have access to basically anything they could possibly want, much of it subsidized by FedGov through various post-Iraq surplus programs, and then claim that they was scurred by the big black rifle. Doesn't work that way.

Anyway, good on Nashville PD for taking care of business. The city's gained an unsavory reputation of late as a regional crime hub, so it's nice to see that the locals still know what's what and aren't fooling around.

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 10:53 PM (PZvjL)

161 I'll fight for the soil I live on and I'll fight for the soil you live on, even to my death.

Why fight for the soil of certain folks, within these boundaries, that insist on killing their kids in the womb, or killing them with drugs to change them out of the womb ?

And I don't care if you do. Leave me out of it. To the point of do not use "we" in your verbage.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 10:53 PM (1+5Xl)

162 155 Cats rule.


In Hell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (EZaTx)

163 Want to read something that will, really, really PISS you off? probably not...but still, what they may be planning

Even those that would
"Trump’s Getting Close to Forcing a Judge to Order Him to Shut Up
Former President Donald Trump’s racist attacks on the Manhattan DA could land him a gag order if he’s charged, ex-prosecutors told VICE News."
tinyurl.com/ya9pntf5

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (PJWI9)

164 They've been crystal clear - they want 90% of us dead and the remaining 10% subservient.

The sad part is that each of the 90% think that they will be of the 10% and are all for it because they get all the stuff without the crowds.

madness

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (YXHzG)

165 The HA thanks her, and then offers to buy her a drink. It was pretty subtle, but there was a definite mocking undercurrent. I didn't think Karen would pick up on it, she's generally pretty clueless, but she did. She starts calling him an asshole and implying he sucks cock. At this point the other HA is ready and dying to unload on her, but he doesn't. USMC friend and I are definitely dying in our chairs. I was biting my lips and almost actually bit my lips.

So she stalks off, having done her bit for God and planet, and the conversation resumes. I'm surface familiar with MC culture, because I have a friend from Baltimore who is in one. First HA keeps plotting to send Karen a drink, but he never does. I find out all about a club in Houston that is just shooting other folks off their bikes randomly (the HA classify them as "nothing but gangsters and thugs, not a proper MC")

So, yeah. Interesting evening, when all I set out to do was play a little Pokemon and give a CD to a friend. And FTR: The HA guys were pretty cool to have a beer with.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (GPwSy)

166 Wow, 4 hours of Fox News without commercials. I know this because I’m sitting in a hospice. The old man is using his dying breath to call them bastards and sons of bitches. Very Dylan Thomas.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2023 10:56 PM (iNmkj)

167 But PDs don't get to have access to basically anything they could possibly want, much of it subsidized by FedGov through various post-Iraq surplus programs, and then claim that they was scurred by the big black rifle. Doesn't work that way.


The good old 1033 Program. Bringing the war back home to you!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:56 PM (YXHzG)

168 Cats rule. Dogs drool. Posted by: eleven

The defining quote from the movie Homeward Bound and in case you have wondered why this is so you need not wonder anymore.

https://tinyurl.com/mss69p6d

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 10:57 PM (9hasw)

169 Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (GPwSy)

.....

Great story!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 10:57 PM (YPWOk)

170 155 Dogs drool.


In Heaven.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:57 PM (EZaTx)

171 But this isn't a normal election - the Junta is about to arrest the leading contender, as if say Ford had Ted Kennedy arrested on a technicality in '75.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)


You mean like Woodrow Wilson arresting Eugene V Debs, don't you?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2023 10:58 PM (xhaym)

172
had the same thought!

Though she wasn't a baby anymore, and we were in the shower.
Posted by: J. Robinette Biden


And you weren't looking at her ear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

173 And FTR: The HA guys were pretty cool to have a beer with.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (GPwSy)
---
I can believe it. I suspect they are generally OK as long as you aren't hassling them (like Karen). Hanging out with them at a bar? Sure, why not?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 10:59 PM (BpYfr)

174 Big Fat Meanie , that has to be so damn tough, going through that with your Dad and then this news.
You will of course forever remember how tough your dad was til the very end....prayers!

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 30, 2023 11:00 PM (PJWI9)

175 So I set out to briefly see a gay choreographer and wound up having a beer with Hell's Angels.
Posted by: Weirddave


And I thought that was just a nickname.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 11:00 PM (DgGvY)

176 How does a whole wheel come off like that?
Did someone forget the lug nuts?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 11:01 PM (jTmQV)

177

Big Fat Meanie, I am sorry to hear about your dad.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2023 11:02 PM (xhaym)

178 164 They've been crystal clear - they want 90% of us dead and the remaining 10% subservient.

The sad part is that each of the 90% think that they will be of the 10% and are all for it because they get all the stuff without the crowds.

madness
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (YXHzG)

As Lefties try so desperately to tear down a civilization that believe represses them, they have no idea that very civilization is keeping them safe from horrors and predations they can't even fathom. Without it they'd be raped, cooked, eaten, tortured, and murdered in no particular order by whatever Mad Max type stuff followed.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 30, 2023 11:03 PM (cupoy)

179 Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Meh. Whatever.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 11:04 PM (Xrfse)

180 Well put, Cicero.
The Uvalde police had superior weapons, numbers, training and armor to the shooter.
There was no reason for them to fear the murders Evil Black Rifle.
The one thing they lacked (Criminally so) was guts.

"One man with courage is a majority"
Thomas Jefferson (Maybe)

Posted by: Chemist at March 30, 2023 11:04 PM (Mt252)

181 So I set out to briefly see a gay choreographer and wound up having a beer with Hell's Angels.
Posted by: Weirddave

And I thought that was just a nickname.
Posted by: mik1eski

You haven't lived until you witness a monkey shit on the motorcycle seat, right in of the motorcycle owner, who happens to be a 1% biker patched member.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 11:05 PM (9hasw)

182 How does a whole wheel come off like that?
Did someone forget the lug nuts?
Posted by: gourmand du jour


Tires are intelligent.

https://youtu.be/Fooox6hbjzM

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 11:05 PM (DgGvY)

183 Very Dylan Thomas.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Big Fat Meanie -

May your father be Blessed with Peace and Dignity in his last hours.

May you and your family be Blessed with Love and Strength to see you through …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic. . . at March 30, 2023 11:07 PM (jonTH)

184 164 The sad part is that each of the 90% think that they will be of the 10% and are all for it because they get all the stuff without the crowds.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 30, 2023 10:54 PM (YXHzG)


Stuff like this always reminds me of the scene in Fallout: New Vegas where Caesar's Legion is introduced. They just slaughtered a whole town that was doing business with their enemies and the guy responsible wants the player character to bear witness to what transpired. He notes that the townspeople could have easily taken them out, but each was convinced that they'd be the one that 'wins' a lottery for who won't get crucified so they all patiently waited their turn for death.

A lot of the ugliness of the collectivist worldview, its enforcers and victims, is encapsulated in this one scene in a 10 year old video game.

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 11:08 PM (PZvjL)

185 The Uvalde cowards were a big pack of donut munching timecard punchers, dedicated to doing nothing but sitting on their asses and collecting a big pension for it. Thieves, grifters and cowards, to a man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 11:09 PM (r46W7)

186 My condolences, Big Fat Meanie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 11:11 PM (EZaTx)

187 Baseball is back. Watched the game today between the Astros and the White Sox.

Takeaways;

Dylan Cease pitched an amazing game. Finished 2nd for Cy Young last year.

The new pace of play rules will be to the benefit of baseball.

Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:14 PM (2Be8C)

188 I see Mr. Goldstein and I share the same philosophy in large part.

I also recall posting several times about the resolution to our difficulties being found in our original Declaration of Independence by reading or rereading it then emulating it, letting events unfold as they will.

Gratified and honored to be in such company.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2023 11:14 PM (KATBx)

189 How does a whole wheel come off like that?
Did someone forget the lug nuts?
Posted by: gourmand du jour


I think people are suggesting, like WeirdDave did, that spacers on the wheel/alex mounts can fail if they aren't of good quality and/or aren't inspected regularly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 11:17 PM (jzzG8)

190 Crap, now I gotta check my lug nuts tomorrow...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 11:20 PM (jTmQV)

191 Science: Your brain wires itself to match your native language. Time saver: the article does not discuss what happens to your brain if your native language is profanity.


https://tinyurl.com/3xny2b75

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 11:20 PM (9hasw)

192 Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Meh. Whatever.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 11:04 PM (Xrfse)

Dogs of course are better pets or companions. I don't think anyone would dispute that.

But cats can be amazing pets as well.

Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:21 PM (2Be8C)

193 How does a whole wheel come off like that? Did someone forget the lug nuts? Posted by: gourmand du jour

I think people are suggesting, like WeirdDave did, that spacers on the wheel/alex mounts can fail if they aren't of good quality and/or aren't inspected regularly. Posted by: weft cut-loop

And just like that half the vehicles in Las Cruces, NM are out to murder me.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 11:22 PM (9hasw)

194 The stuff that America's founders wrote transcends its time because the people of that era were really into neoclassicism and and Roman stuff, so they were able to to express themselves in a much broader and more philosophical scope than late 18th century Current Things. In contrast, very few of the cultural artifacts of our current era will be remembered more than a few decades from now. Outside of maybe some academic interest in understanding what was happening in the run-up to the collapse of the American empire.

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 11:22 PM (PZvjL)

195 Thank you, WeirdDave, for including the link to Jeff Goldstein's piece. Awesome.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 30, 2023 11:23 PM (Mzdiz)

196 Outside of maybe some academic interest in understanding what was happening in the run-up to the collapse of the American empire.

That collapse is going to be long and slow. The built up capital cultural and economic will take a long time to be spent.

Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:27 PM (2Be8C)

197 Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.


Well, that's a pretty good start to answering this lawlessness.

Now...if Biden sends agents to Florida what is DeathSantis going to do?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 11:28 PM (lc5cP)

198 194 The stuff that America's founders wrote transcends its time because the people of that era were really into neoclassicism and and Roman stuff, so they were able to to express themselves in a much broader and more philosophical scope than late 18th century Current Things. In contrast, very few of the cultural artifacts of our current era will be remembered more than a few decades from now. Outside of maybe some academic interest in understanding what was happening in the run-up to the collapse of the American empire.
Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 11:22 PM (PZvjL)

The various groups battling it out in Israel would do good to study this stuff a lot more. I can see why Netanyahu's government needs to make the changes; I can also see some huge mistakes in their proposals. (they want to replace a judicial tyranny with a parliamentary tyranny) None of the parties have the nerve needed to address the core problem, which is that they have an ad hoc government with no written constitution and no reliable checks and balances. It's one of the most badly structured governments in the developed world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 11:29 PM (r46W7)

199 New ways to get banned on the intertubes. I asked Microsoft Image Creator to create an image of "donald trump in a striped prison suit."

And I got this response:
Content warning. This prompt has been blocked. Our system flagged this prompt because it may conflict with our content policy. More policy violations may lead to automatic suspension of your access. If you think this is a mistake, please report it to help us improve.

I would have told it that not processing this request was shit but I am a sucker for the comforting puppies with big eyes pics it makes for me when I feel like transitioning to a Democrat.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 11:30 PM (9hasw)

200 166 Wow, 4 hours of Fox News without commercials. I know this because I’m sitting in a hospice. The old man is using his dying breath to call them bastards and sons of bitches. Very Dylan Thomas.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2023 10:56 PM (iNmkj)


I don't know him, but I adore your Dad. The world will be a lesser place without him in it.

We must all honor him by refusing to take this lying down.

So sorry for what you are going through, BFM - prayers to your Dad and the rest of your family.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 30, 2023 11:32 PM (SRRAx)

201 Meanwhile we shrink our navy and gut the training regimen for land forces so as not to hurt anyone's feelings.
-
Until the deep state has been eradicated, I think the smaller their military is, the better.

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2023 11:33 PM (kOpft)

202 Slap was on a Tech Thread in the last couple of weeks. Was ranting about Christians and Jews not co-existing and giving Fenelon grief for posting a devotional applicable to both.

Made me sad and ruined my morning. I know he's going through hard times with his parents and his own health, but giving Fenelon and the Jewish commenters here a hard time isn't the answer.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I remember that thread -- it's Pixy's thread that I often read because I have terrible insomnia. (I look forward to Wolfus's kitteh updates :->) I like Fenelon and resemble one of those Jewish commenters here, and yeah, I was dismayed. I can't say it ruined my morning because insomnia already did that. It was, however, rather uncalled for and rude. Fenelon is a respected commenter here.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 30, 2023 11:36 PM (KAi1n)

203 Posted by: Lost In Space at March 30, 2023 11:30 PM (9hasw)

I'm surprised it refused. The chatbots seem all too happy to do the verbal equivalent.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2023 11:39 PM (nC+QA)

204 "Darwin himself admitted that his theory couldn't explain the Cambrian Explosion"

I missed seeing Cambrian Explosion open for Big Audio Dynamite.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 30, 2023 11:40 PM (KAi1n)

205 In 1975, I lost two tires off a flatbed I was pulling. (I paid much of my way through college working for Mayflower as mover, packer, crate-maker, pack-truck driver, and tractor-trailer driver, in that order.) The flatbed trailer was empty and had two axles, so I couldn't even see the right-hand tires on the back axle from the driver's seat unless turning right. I had no idea they'd come off until I got back to the lot, and I guess I'm very lucky they didn't (so far as we ever heard) do any damage.

I still have (framed) the letter from the company with the phrase "due to your gross incompetence" in it. They took $100 out of my paycheck for half the replacement cost of the tires, since they were far from new. That left me with $15 or so take-home for a 55-hour week.

I'm still annoyed they didn't charge the guy who fixed a flat on the lost inner tire the day before: the bastard obviously forgot to tighten the lug nuts. But he was from an outside company, so they couldn't just take the money out of his paycheck as they did with me, and apparently never even told his boss.

(I'm a much better Latin teacher than truck-driver.)

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 30, 2023 11:40 PM (SqPcY)

206 204:I missed seeing Cambrian Explosion open for Big Audio Dynamite.
Posted by: SFGoth



I saw Big Audio Dynamite open for U2 at Wembly Stadium in '93. Really. They were great.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 30, 2023 11:42 PM (3FiQa)

207 I missed seeing Cambrian Explosion open for Big Audio Dynamite.
-
I was there.

It was a blast.

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2023 11:42 PM (kOpft)

208 Until the deep state has been eradicated, I think the smaller their military is, the better.
Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2023 11:33 PM (kOpft)

Problem is they are hollowing out the the military and beefing up the domestic agencies.

Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:43 PM (2Be8C)

209 How does a whole wheel come off like that?

Sure, you can have lug nuts break or work loose. Some axles a while back were retained by clips on the differential end, and if that clip went bad the wheel, brake backing plate AND wheel would slide out the end of the axle housing like the Mustang scene in Thunderball.

More likely though, either a wheel spacer (to make the car look wider, or a bigger wheel fit in the wheel well) or a spacing adapter (to use one pattern of wheel on the 'wrong' car) has been inserted between the stock mounting holes and the bolt holes in the wheel. They have to be checked frequently.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2023 11:43 PM (jYCXf)

210 Made me sad and ruined my morning. I know he's going through hard times with his parents and his own health, but giving Fenelon and the Jewish commenters here a hard time isn't the answer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 30, 2023 10:38 PM (nC+QA)

He's been, uh, "challenging" lately.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 30, 2023 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

211 I admittedly don't pay very much attention to Israeli domestic issues--not my department--but even I've heard some pretty scary stuff about what happens to people over there if the local magistrate doesn't like the cut of one's jib.

That said, the general impression I get is that most of the power holders over there are so wrapped up in their status as The Jewish State(tm), coupled with the siege mentality that comes from being surrounded by assholes who want them all dead, that it's never really occurred to them that they need to turn the said ad-hoc wartime regime into something more permanent. Their hardcore early guys are aging out fast so if they don't come up with something soon, they're gonna be in a world of hurt in like 15 years. Ancient Chinese fortune cookie say, man who think only of past have no future!

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 11:43 PM (PZvjL)

212 Well, would you like some ice cream with that, America?

Posted by: die Bananenrepublik at March 30, 2023 11:44 PM (aoFfE)

213 >How does a whole wheel come off like that?


always read the owner's manual before installing optional equipment

Posted by: DB - reviewing the options at March 30, 2023 11:45 PM (geLO8)

214 Just watched "Last of the Finest." Brian Dennehy blows up $22m.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 11:47 PM (oINRc)

215 OK, I looked up spacers.
Not stock gear.
I think I'm good.
Driving on the freeway is exciting enough...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 11:47 PM (jTmQV)

216 Made me sad and ruined my morning. I know he's going through hard times with his parents and his own health, but giving Fenelon and the Jewish commenters here a hard time isn't the answer.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Disagreements within families are always the saddest.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:40

I don't think it's disagreements as much as Slap has taken both his parents into his home and cared for them. He has a brother who has moved in also to help.

Slap is a trooper to take too addled parents in, God bless him and his brother.

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 11:49 PM (55Qr6)

217 187 I have never given a damn about baseball. Most boring sport in the world.

[Ernie Harwell voice] …and he’s winding up the pitch…[10 minutes later]…and he’s winding up the pitch…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 11:49 PM (EZaTx)

218 He said that in that instant, he knew that it had been designed by a Creator, rather than being the result of random evolutionary chance.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 30, 2023 10:42 PM (tp+tP)

For me it was the lungs. The beautiful drawings and how it all works. Must be our Creator.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 30, 2023 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

219 The Confederacy was asshoe. Just in case anybody forgets it:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 11:52 PM (EZaTx)

220 Don't know what happened with slap and fen. Fen does take shots and I don't think she should be immune from criticism.

Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:54 PM (2Be8C)

221 The error that Netanyahu and his allues are making is that they are proposing to replace a Judicial Tyranny with a Parliamentary tyranny. If they would study the history of "the Long Parliament" that was in place during the English Civil Wars they would see how terrible a Parliamentary tyranny can be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 11:56 PM (r46W7)

222 So the TikTok ban Bill will now force me and my wife to silently drive to a rural,park location to discuss questions about our tax returns because I no longer feel safe talking about anything in front of Alexa, Google, or my car. Effectively, this bill sounds like the Feds have just legally wire-tapped every home and car in America.

Posted by: JT Smith at March 30, 2023 11:57 PM (FxdZx)

223 This is not obscure or academic; our Founders knew that history well, which is why they took such care to craft a government with two separate legislative bodies and 3 distinct branches.
We forget now that they did that because they knew very well how it can all go very wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 11:57 PM (r46W7)

224 tonypete-

I'm humbled that you thought enough to re-post that. It reminds me of why I went into the career I did. The miracle of life resonates with me forever, and though I am somewhat removed from that since I retired, it cheers me to remember. I needed that reminder. There is hope for mankind. Thanks.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 11:58 PM (ykeLU)

225 (I'm a much better Latin teacher than truck-driver.)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 30, 2023 11:40

Interesting combo. I took Latin for 3 yrs in HS, It has always helped in the derivation of words. I'm pretty sure my Latin teacher was a lesbian, fooling around w/ that younger English teacher.

It was known, nobody had to make a big deal about it.

Posted by: Farmer at March 30, 2023 11:58 PM (55Qr6)

226 221 The error that Netanyahu and his allues are making is that they are proposing to replace a Judicial Tyranny with a Parliamentary tyranny. If they would study the history of "the Long Parliament" that was in place during the English Civil Wars they would see how terrible a Parliamentary tyranny can be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 11:56 PM (r46W7)


Definitely a good point. Cromwell was asshoe, but he wasn't the only one in those days.

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 12:00 AM (PZvjL)

227 I'm a Front Door man
Lawd, yes I am

Ain't no backdoor bidnis
I'm a Front Door man, yes indeed

Posted by: Authentic Blues Miklos at March 31, 2023 12:00 AM (Zrvpd)

228 He's winding up the pitch, here's the play at the plate, holy cow I think he's gonna make it...
Stop Right There! I Gotta Know Right Now! Will you love me? Will you love me forever?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 12:00 AM (r46W7)

229 Posted by: JmT at March 30, 2023 11:54 PM (2Be8C)

She posted a devotional and noted it was from the Old Testament and thus of help to both Jews and Christians and Slap went on a tear about *all* Jews hating Christians and there being no reason to want to co-exist.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 12:01 AM (nC+QA)

230 The Confederacy was asshoe. Just in case anybody forgets it:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 11:52 PM (EZaTx)

We going here? So Confeds or Republic closer to founding and constitution?

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:02 AM (2Be8C)

231 Slap my hand, Slapweasel man

"stares at hand*

Posted by: Navin Miklos-Jones at March 31, 2023 12:03 AM (Zrvpd)

232 224 Muldoon, you are awesome, and I respect you greatly.

I still hope to equal you in verbal wordplay, though, someday, in puns and the like.

I could never compete with you in the limerick department, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 12:05 AM (EZaTx)

233 how terrible a Parliamentary tyranny can be.
Posted by: Tom Servo

*rubs head, then hands in Glee*

Posted by: Chuck You Schumer at March 31, 2023 12:05 AM (Zrvpd)

234 She posted a devotional and noted it was from the Old Testament and thus of help to both Jews and Christians and Slap went on a tear about *all* Jews hating Christians and there being no reason to want to co-exist.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 12:01 AM (nC+QA)

Didn't see that. But Fen isn't a shrinking violet. She give as good as she gets.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:07 AM (2Be8C)

235 >>> 222 So the TikTok ban Bill will now force me and my wife to silently drive to a rural,park location to discuss questions about our tax returns because I no longer feel safe talking about anything in front of Alexa, Google, or my car. Effectively, this bill sounds like the Feds have just legally wire-tapped every home and car in America.
Posted by: JT Smith at March 30, 2023 11:57 PM (FxdZx)

They have been doing this for decades; they're just saying the quiet part out loud now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 12:07 AM (llON8)

236 @228 Rizzuto until the day he died said he didn't realize what he announced in that song meant. Still got a platinum record out of it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2023 12:07 AM (W2hoj)

237 For me it was the lungs. The beautiful drawings and how it all works. Must be our Creator.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

A sliced okra looks a lot like lungs.

Posted by: Miklos out-points at March 31, 2023 12:07 AM (Zrvpd)

238 230 Huh? Care to use English?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 31, 2023 12:08 AM (EZaTx)

239 228 He's winding up the pitch, here's the play at the plate, holy cow I think he's gonna make it...
Stop Right There! I Gotta Know Right Now! Will you love me? Will you love me forever?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2023 12:00 AM (r46W7)

[pukes]

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 31, 2023 12:08 AM (+I6Y/)

240 Big Fat Meanie, A multitude of prayers for you and your Dad, they don't make 'em like that any more.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 31, 2023 12:09 AM (a4EWo)

241 Have to say good job KIA!!!! It's a mitzvah for you to make such a safe driving machine.

Posted by: jocon307 at March 31, 2023 12:09 AM (EuROc)

242 There is hope for mankind. Thanks.
Posted by: Muldoon

Muldoon has Hope
Even for Dopes
*Miklos lights a smoke*
But do not provoke
The Misanthrope

Posted by: Miklos could easily be banned from putting the Old Band back together at March 31, 2023 12:12 AM (Zrvpd)

243 Bulgaroctonu=

Thanks. I am just thankful for a venue where I can exchange ideas with like minded folks. Sometimes I get tired of my own shtick. I appreciate the wide variety of styles and skill sets on display here. Everyone brings what they bring to the mix, and the whole is unique on the internet.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:12 AM (ykeLU)

244 I thought potato sauce was butter and sour cream.

What? If I put steak sauce on my T-bone, it's not made with pureed T-bone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2023 12:13 AM (Jg7EG)

245 @206,204 I caught Big Audio Dynamite two years in a row at The Chance in Poughkeepsie NY. Two of the best shows I ever saw

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 31, 2023 12:14 AM (W2hoj)

246 But do not provoke
The Misanthrope
Posted by: Miklos

******

I dig the minimalist style. Sort of a beatnik limerik. Kudos.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:15 AM (ykeLU)

247 unique on the internet.
Posted by: Muldoon

Unique

So Chic

Posted by: Miklos has missed Mardi Gras a decade in a row at March 31, 2023 12:16 AM (Zrvpd)

248 Over the years I've pondered whether the amazing power of tetrahydrocannabinol can only be attributed to a divine being.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 12:17 AM (KAi1n)

249 I dig the minimalist style. Sort of a beatnik limerik. Kudos.
Posted by: Muldoon

*adjusts beret, begins on the bongos*

Posted by: Maynard G. Miklos-Krebs at March 31, 2023 12:17 AM (Zrvpd)

250 Potato sauce is what Brian Stelter pours into his wife to beget those little humanoids they have.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 12:19 AM (KFhLj)

251 Ima say it again. The Confederacy is much closer to the founding principles than our contemporary curruptocracy. The rebs were much more faithful to the constitution.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:20 AM (2Be8C)

252
Well, would you like some ice cream with that, America?
Posted by: die Bananenrepublik


Banana Split Guy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 12:20 AM (63Dwl)

253 Brilliant comic from Stonetoss re Trannies in the Military:

https://stonetoss.com/comic/friendly-fire/

Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2023 12:21 AM (xlP5K)

254 We have no funding for poetry Festival.

In place we curse, drink, and laugh.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at March 31, 2023 12:22 AM (Zrvpd)

255 The Confederacy is much closer to the founding principles than our contemporary curruptocracy. The rebs were much more faithful to the constitution.
Posted by: JmT

Power comes from the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: Lincoln was there before Mao at March 31, 2023 12:23 AM (Zrvpd)

256 *adjusts beret, begins on the bongos*

Posted by: Maynard G. Miklos-Krebs at March 31, 2023 12:17 AM (Zrvpd)

So, if you were stuck on a desert island....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 12:23 AM (Angsy)

257 haiku involves math
five seven five syllables
just does not compute

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:25 AM (ykeLU)

258 I'm humbled that you thought enough to re-post that. It reminds me of why I went into the career I did. The miracle of life resonates with me forever, and though I am somewhat removed from that since I retired, it cheers me to remember. I needed that reminder. There is hope for mankind. Thanks.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 11:58

And many thanks for your postings here Muldoon. You have also reminded me there is hope for humanity at times.

Be well you old wizened wise man on the mountain. I think you are on the top of the list of folks I'd like meet before I go.

I've been lucky to meet AOP, Chavez the Hugo, MisHum and a few others in person, what a load of fun. I hope to trip across a Muldoon sometime in my travels.

Of course if I'm out that way I want to[ see what publius in up to on the farm and what that wiley Miley is up to also.

At my age they wear me out on all their plantings, but I think it is very cool.

Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2023 12:25 AM (55Qr6)

259 So, if you were stuck on a desert island....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

"Little Buddy"

Posted by: Skipper sees where this is going at March 31, 2023 12:26 AM (Zrvpd)

260 Thanks. I am just thankful for a venue where I can exchange ideas with like minded folks. Sometimes I get tired of my own shtick. I appreciate the wide variety of styles and skill sets on display here. Everyone brings what they bring to the mix, and the whole is unique on the internet.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:12 AM (ykeLU)

Mul you are one of the ones that make this unique.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:26 AM (2Be8C)

261 Nalley's is Adequate?

The Nalley's squirrel with his little cane and boater hat is cruisin' for a bruisin'.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 31, 2023 12:26 AM (Jg7EG)

262 OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 12:23 AM (Angsy)

Isn't your hash the name of a famously unhappy grafitti artiste?

Posted by: Miklos is not a great believer in Coincidence at March 31, 2023 12:28 AM (Zrvpd)

263 Power comes from the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: Lincoln was there before Mao at March 31, 2023 12:23 AM (Zrvpd)

So, Lincoln = Mao. Okay clown.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:29 AM (2Be8C)

264 The Confederacy is much closer to the founding principles than our contemporary curruptocracy. The rebs were much more faithful to the constitution.
Posted by: JmT

If true , It would have been a first for Democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 12:29 AM (9A3LN)

265 You know, I question whether that potato sauce was actually "pure," primarily because, well, you know, it looks disgusting.

As for the let the party begin tagline, if I have to wait for the potato sauce to arrive, I'm bouncing ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 31, 2023 12:30 AM (6mvRv)

266 Darleen just had her Performance Review over at the Waffle Hut.

Now they want her to be a Manager.

She's got a damn Manager

Posted by: Miklos takes his responsibilities Seriously at March 31, 2023 12:30 AM (Zrvpd)

267 I love this time of year, you can feel the bright promise of another season by simply standing in your yard.

Plus it's Opening Day April 1st and the streams look super for water level and accessibility--no chipping ice from the rod guides and you can see where the creek/brook actually runs.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 12:31 AM (KATBx)

268 I'm out.

Early dentist appointment in the a.m. I shall be living my own tooth.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:31 AM (ykeLU)

269 haiku involves math
five seven five syllables
just does not compute
Posted by: Muldoon

Don't work too good for them what speaks Southern

Posted by: Miklos knows that "yes" can be multisyllabic at March 31, 2023 12:32 AM (Zrvpd)

270 Isn't your hash the name of a famously unhappy grafitti artiste?

Posted by: Miklos is not a great believer in Coincidence at March 31, 2023 12:28 AM (Zrvpd)

No, that was Potsie, Angsy Williams.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 12:32 AM (Angsy)

271 Nalley's squirrel looks like Andy Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's

Now I'm out.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 31, 2023 12:34 AM (ykeLU)

272 The rebs were much more faithful to the constitution.
Posted by: JmT

About that slavery thing....

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 12:34 AM (KAi1n)

273 Re sidebar, and from someone who will not vote ever again in a federal election:

DeSantis needs to drop out and start to make Florida an independent nation. Full stop.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 12:35 AM (KSNKu)

274
Power comes from the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: Lincoln was there before Mao

So, Lincoln = Mao. Okay clown.
Posted by: JmT


Speaking of StoneToss

stonetoss.com/comic/domino-effect

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 12:35 AM (63Dwl)

275 Early dentist appointment in the a.m. I shall be living my own tooth.
Posted by: Muldoon

Probably some kind of barter deal.

Implant +/- stent

Posted by: Miklos knows that guesses at March 31, 2023 12:36 AM (Zrvpd)

276 Hey IG, good to see ya.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:36 AM (2Be8C)

277 About that slavery thing....
Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 12:34 AM (KAi1n)

Before the constitution. Don't be so silly.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:38 AM (2Be8C)

278 Mr. Muldoon, do you promise to present your toof, your whole toof, and nothing but the toof, so hep' yew Gawd?

Yep? Well then...

Dr. Cletus, START YER DRILL!

*waves green flag*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 12:40 AM (e6UQI)

279 Starting to think the nation may have gotten butt fucked into becoming a banana republic since the US government murdered JFK

For 60 years we’ve seen some weird ass buttfuckery, starting with that assassination, then the first time we saw a president resign under suspect circumstances, then they tried to kill Reagan who gave us a momentary pause from the insanity, then deep state Bush discovered new wars he could start for his defense buddies, then Clinton then Obama and Trump to give us another momentary pause

I think America died with JFK and were living in its mummified husk ever since

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at March 31, 2023 12:44 AM (VTu1l)

280 A transgender kills six innocents including three children, and the president's spokeswoman says the "transgender community" (a collection of the categorically mentally ill and the most politically protected group in the country) is "under threat."

The government arrests the former president and leading opposition candidate.

This could come to be seen as the week this country effectively lost all moral basis to exist.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2023 12:47 AM (jyrkA)

281 279: Or...

The nation is under God's Judgement. Not sure of when it started but it is. RvW was overturned but Abortion is still legal in a lot of states. Sin is being codified into law. It's going to get worse. This nation has been given over to a depraved mind. (Ref. Romans 1).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 12:49 AM (y8e5t)

282 Mr. Muldoon, do you promise to present your toof, your whole toof, and nothing but the toof, so hep' yew Gawd


Jim

Where's the TROOF

Posted by: That guy Podesta at March 31, 2023 12:50 AM (Zrvpd)

283 ..This nation has been given over to a depraved mind. (Ref. Romans 1). Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 12:49 AM (y8e5t)


I saw Depraved Minds open for Horny Pedos... in the 2020 Biden/Harris campaign.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 12:55 AM (e6UQI)

284 I saw Depraved Minds open for Horny Pedos... in the 2020 Biden/Harris campaign.
Posted by: Jim


I'm pretty sure that was Simple Minds.

Posted by: mikeski fields the ground ball at March 31, 2023 12:55 AM (DgGvY)

285 The nation is under God's Judgement. Not sure of when it started but it is. RvW was overturned but Abortion is still legal in a lot of states. Sin is being codified into law. It's going to get worse. This nation has been given over to a depraved mind. (Ref. Romans 1).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 12:49 AM (y8e5t)

This nation was blessed to become the greatest Empire in an incredibly short time. And now it is giving it away in a short time through corruption and decadence.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 12:58 AM (2Be8C)

286 This nation has been given over to a depraved mind. (Ref. Romans 1).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 12:49 AM (y8e5t)


2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 seems to strike me as more timely.

The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved.

For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 12:59 AM (YPWOk)

287 The nation is under God's Judgement. Not sure of when it started but it is. RvW was overturned but Abortion is still legal in a lot of states. Sin is being codified into law. It's going to get worse. This nation has been given over to a depraved mind. (Ref. Romans 1).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 12:49 AM (y8e5t)

Whatever would give you that idea?? This nation is ruled by criminals, perverts, and foreigners. Oh, wait.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 12:59 AM (Angsy)

288 Girthy ONT tonight. Jeff's rant is worthy. Could not get through the "related" link. Too much mixed media.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 01:02 AM (tkR6S)

289 Been up a bit, wanted to see what's happening

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 01:05 AM (xhxe8)

290 Skip not much. What you got?

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:08 AM (2Be8C)

291 Hi, Skip. Insomnia?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 31, 2023 01:08 AM (y8e5t)

292 Hey Skip, gloom and doom appears to be setting in. What say you guys get off twitter and the socials and go meet your neighbors. They are a lot more like you than the nuts or nut cutters out there.

Where’s Irongrampa when I need him?

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 31, 2023 01:09 AM (YkPsu)

293 Of course if I'm out that way I want to[ see what publius in up to on the farm and what that wiley Miley is up to also.

At my age they wear me out on all their plantings, but I think it is very cool.

Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2023 12:25 AM (55Qr6)

We would love to have you! New field in the works. I wish I had a drone so we could do video. Not much to see right now, but in a few months.

I'll have about 60 tomato plants. And green, burgundy and white okra.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)

294 Where’s Irongrampa when I need him?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 31, 2023 01:09 AM (YkPsu)

IG was here earlier.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:11 AM (2Be8C)

295 No potato sauce that's for sure. Lumps in mashed potatoes never bothered me, self leveling potatoes do.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 01:12 AM (xhxe8)

296 This nation was never an empire. It was designed as a Republic from the start. The Founding Fathers weren't stupid or naive, they knew what a democracy would devolve to.

We are at this juncture strictly by the machinations of the left. They bear the onus and blame for the present.

i would remind you again about our history which shows that we've met and prevailed over even more serious issues, with an unbroken record of success. Given that record, I'll take the odds of winning this round.

It's a major part of our heritage that we continue the struggle of our predecessors to insure that the Republic endures.

Never forget that.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:13 AM (KATBx)

297 I love you, IG.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)

298 Well, one way to get rid of snow is a roaring thunderstorm. Ah, March in Iowa.....

Posted by: pookysgirl, having to cover her ears at March 31, 2023 01:16 AM (dtlDP)

299
Well, in stupid news, Gwynnie Paltrow won her lawsuit. Some idiot was suing her for "brain damage" from some ski accident with her. She won.

So, she'll be celebrated with some ozone up her butt, some rocks up her cooch, and lord knows what else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)

300 I have roughly the same opinion of Lincoln as Frederick Douglass did.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 31, 2023 01:16 AM (mCh4j)

301 It's a major part of our heritage that we continue the struggle of our predecessors to insure that the Republic endures.

Never forget that.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:13 AM (KATBx)

Amen.

Posted by: Pete Bog at March 31, 2023 01:17 AM (YkPsu)

302 That should be our trump card in any conflict with them. But, will any of their leadership be wiped out? If not, all it makes them do is lose millions of people, then they just shoot their nuclear missiles and then....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 30, 2023 10:45 PM (Angsy)

Hit all their naval bases, airports, and army bases, and as many of their missile silos as can be found. Then all the seaports.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 01:17 AM (tkR6S)

303
It all started going downhill with Woodrow Wilson. That was where the unelected administrative state with unelected "experts" in the agencies got started.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

304 I read that link about ringwoodite. Trippy stuff.

That's twice this week that I've run into solid solutions.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

305 Australian Grand Prix Friday practice 2 session is going on now

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 01:22 AM (xhxe8)

306 I'll have about 60 tomato plants. And green, burgundy and white okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)


Tomatoes good.
Okra bad.
Now...somewhere around here I have some Okra-B-Gon.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2023 01:23 AM (anj39)

307 I continually talk myself off the ledge by looking back at the seedy side of our history. In the 20's through the 40's, houses of prostitution were common as well as the organized criminal gangs that controlled them. Presidential elections were stolen more than once. The Tea Pot Dome , The Bonus riots , anarchists assassinations, bombing Wall Street. You had the 60's which speaks for itself , the Cold War , Puerto Rican terrorists , Black Panthers, the Weathermen, Price controls , gas shortages , prayer was banned in schools, abortion made legal .

Shit is bad now but it's been just as bad at times if not worse. But what really brought back hope for me was over turning Roe v Wade.

We may not recover this time but I realize that nothing is impossible. Unless you give up.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (9A3LN)

308 Gotta laugh how the tire rolled up and kicked the KIA in the ass after flipping it. Its like it was saying "and this is for good measure."

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

309 303
It all started going downhill with Woodrow Wilson. That was where the unelected administrative state with unelected "experts" in the agencies got started.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

Add in a few Constitutional changes? in the early 1980s?

And you have where we are now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (oHd/0)

310 Does anyone honestly think we'll ever be able to vote our way out of this hellscape?

Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 01:25 AM (4kmQq)

311 Gotta laugh how the tire rolled up and kicked the KIA in the ass after flipping it. Its like it was saying "and this is for good measure."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

Hah I thought the exact same thing.

Take that mother fucker.

Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 01:26 AM (9A3LN)

312 >> Does anyone honestly think we'll ever be able to vote our way out of this hellscape?

Nope. Only thing that is going to save us now is some sort of religious revival type of event. We're going to collapse economically, and that just might trigger such a thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

313 Posted by: polynikes at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (9A3LN)

This is it (an exclamation point, really).

In a way, it is liberating.

People have lived through police states at least as bad as this one. We will as well.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 01:27 AM (KSNKu)

314 310 Does anyone honestly think we'll ever be able to vote our way out of this hellscape?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 01:25 AM (4kmQq)

I had hopes before the last election... that people woudl wake the f up...

but with the Kari Lake stuff? not any more. Even when you PROOVE problems, the system does not want to admit culpability.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 31, 2023 01:27 AM (oHd/0)

315 Does anyone honestly think we'll ever be able to vote our way out of this hellscape?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 01:25 AM (4kmQq)

Of course not. Voting has already proved futile. Corruption has overtaken it.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:28 AM (2Be8C)

316 I don't garden anymore, having gotten real tired of providing a salad bar for the local wildlife. Plus we're too urban to have the assortment that eventually showed up. Can't shoot them and they eventually defeat just about every method of protection.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:28 AM (KATBx)

317
What was that thing Breitbart said, "politics is downstream of culture". Well, I see that clearly now.

America culture is sick. Depraved. Something has to fix that before you even worry about the various systems, political, corporate, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)

318 Voting will get you fighters you need, but wondered a long time even those can be turned once in the enemy camp for awhile.
The sub plot of ever Soviet movie

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 01:32 AM (xhxe8)

319 Can't shoot them and they eventually defeat just about every method of protection.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:28 AM (KATBx)

IG you talking about squirrels or what?

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:34 AM (2Be8C)

320 Gotta laugh how the tire rolled up and kicked the KIA in the ass after flipping it. Its like it was saying "and this is for good measure."
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2023 01:24 AM (VwHCD)

That whole thing was crazy. That fucking toaster box flew !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2023 01:35 AM (WF/xn)

321 ..That whole thing was crazy. That fucking toaster box flew ! Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2023 01:35 AM (WF/xn)

No people were harmed in the making of that video.

Every fuckin' hamster in the car died of a heart attack though.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 01:36 AM (e6UQI)

322 @ 319


I wish it was only squirrels. What I got was woodchucks, raccoons, deer rabbits and shit I never identified. Oh, yeah, did you know (just remembered) crows will nip the emerging stalk of a corn plant, killing it.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:38 AM (KATBx)

323 Got less than 3 hours, turn this off and at least rest my eyes.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 01:39 AM (xhxe8)

324 Hit all their naval bases, airports, and army bases, and as many of their missile silos as can be found. Then all the seaports.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 01:17 AM (tkR6S)

We talk about Russian nukes not working, but how can we be sure ours will?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 31, 2023 01:40 AM (Angsy)

325 Got less than 3 hours, turn this off and at least rest my eyes.
Posted by: Skip

This young man...

He will not listen

Posted by: Aunt Miklos at March 31, 2023 01:43 AM (Zrvpd)

326 I read that link about ringwoodite. Trippy stuff.

That's twice this week that I've run into solid solutions.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

Solid solutions are very common in mineralogy. And metal alloys, like brass, can be solid solutions, too. I have not seen Ringwoodite, if it even exists under Earth surface conditions. Regular old Olivine is a pretty green color, and the gem variety is called peridot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 01:44 AM (tkR6S)

327 wish it was only squirrels. What I got was woodchucks, raccoons, deer rabbits and shit I never identified. Oh, yeah, did you know (just remembered) crows will nip the emerging stalk of a corn plant, killing it.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:38 AM (KATBx)

IG sounds like you got some land. Like to think of you looking over it.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:45 AM (2Be8C)

328 315 Does anyone honestly think we'll ever be able to vote our way out of this hellscape?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 01:25 AM (4kmQq)

Of course not. Voting has already proved futile. Corruption has overtaken it.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 01:28 AM (2Be8C)

Correct. And let's just take a measured, thoughtful look at options. In a Republic in which the most fundamental tool for change--voting--is rendered ineffective, what alternatives are available?

1. We could do nothing and hope people come to their senses. In that scenario, I'm doing extra cardio to strengthen my back for work in the gulag.

2. We could protest peacefully. The end result? See number 1.

3. We initiate our version of storming the Bastille.

4. We draft articles of secession.

Anything else? And to all the wonderful federal employees undoubtedly lurking tonight, please note that I'm not advocating for any single option. I'm just raising a question.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 01:45 AM (4kmQq)

329 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)

Solid solutions are very common

I'm guessing that Publius would say Miley is a Solid Solution

Posted by: Uncle Miklos at March 31, 2023 01:48 AM (Zrvpd)

330 Allright, we will make pancakes for the Youthful Miscreant Skip.

It is Friday.

Posted by: Aunts Bea and Miklos at March 31, 2023 01:53 AM (Zrvpd)

331 haiku involves math
five seven five syllables
just does not compute
Posted by: Muldoon


Very good! Haiku explained in haiku!

Now, I've seen you sometimes explain limerick composing, but have you ever explained it in a limerick?

"Start with a strumpet from someplace…"

Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing through on the way to slumberland at March 31, 2023 01:54 AM (EF8GF)

332 Mr. Blair's list and inquiry does have a certain glow about it, does it not?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 01:55 AM (e6UQI)

333 @328

E.A.Blair, here's a suggestion I posted a couple times that would work, and that is to read (or reread) the Declaration of Independence then emulate it, letting events unfold as they will.

I've long been an advocate of a political solution, but have nearly given up on that. Many years ago, I swore (along with countless others) an oath to protect and defend our flag, Constitution and Republic/ That oath has no expiration and if it takes picking up a weapon to fulfill it, then I will do so.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 01:56 AM (KATBx)

334 317
What was that thing Breitbart said, "politics is downstream of culture". Well, I see that clearly now.

America culture is sick. Depraved. Something has to fix that before you even worry about the various systems, political, corporate, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)
--------------

Amen. It's been going in that direction for a long time, some people still don't understand how deep the rot goes.

Oh, Donald Trump is the only one who will save us....

It's like asking a chef to make a cake out of rotten eggs, cricket flour and chocolate covered horseshit.

Posted by: SIG Sauerkraut at March 31, 2023 01:57 AM (RG7Wy)

335 Strumpet on Trump
One hears so much trumpet
Say too much, lawyers

Posted by: Austere Miklos at March 31, 2023 02:01 AM (Zrvpd)

336 "Start with a strumpet from someplace…"
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing through on the way to slumberland at March 31, 2023 01:54 AM (EF8GF)

Hah.

There was a young Gwynneth from someplace

Who was wont to ozone up her bum place.

She said, "I'm no strumpet,

Just a wee bit of crumpet,"

As she went and stuffed rocks up her cum place.

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 02:02 AM (tkR6S)

337 >> And metal alloys, like brass, can be solid solutions, too.

That's exactly where this first came up with Miley and me. I mentioned some alloy type was not a "compound" but a solid solution.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

338
Now, I'm wondering. Is pearlite a solid solution of eutectoid Fe-C. I'm thinking laminar layers of pearlite and cementite, and don't know if that's a solid solution really.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

339 A Solid Solution is a pound of Cheese Nachos and a quart of milk.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 02:09 AM (e6UQI)

340 332 Mr. Blair's list and inquiry does have a certain glow about it, does it not?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 01:55 AM (e6UQI)

And this is the reason things never get accomplished. Anytime someone initiates discussion, you have someone else screaming "he's a glowie!" from their armchair. But you'll notice I'm not advocating anything. A glowie would come in here saying we should all take to the streets immediately and try to rile people up. I'm doing the opposite. I'm trying to assess all our options and see if there's something I hadn't previously considered. Otherwise, what's the alternative? Do nothing? Discuss potato sauce until the hammer and sickle flies above the capital?

Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 02:10 AM (4kmQq)

341 Discuss potato sauce until the hammer and sickle flies above the capital?
Posted by: E. A. Blair

If it's adequate.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 02:15 AM (KAi1n)

342 Now, I'm wondering. Is pearlite a solid solution of eutectoid Fe-C. I'm thinking laminar layers of pearlite and cementite, and don't know if that's a solid solution really.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)

Probably not. From wiki: "A solid solution, a term popularly used for metals, is a homogenous mixture of two different kinds of atoms in solid state and have a single crystal structure."

Pearlite has alternating layers of two different compositions and crystal structures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 02:15 AM (tkR6S)

343 until the hammer and sickle flies above the capital?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 02:10 AM (4kmQq)

It already has in a sense. The America that we knew has been taken over by the left. Its everywhere and all around us. No matter how hard we pretend.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:21 AM (2Be8C)

344 No, my friend Blair. A sophisticated Glowie would solicit input, suggestions, commentary, tactics and strategies, and would then isolate, copy and forward the most "worrisome" from such, upstairs, as it were. You certainly have established the "solicit" element in your comment and query?

Moron earlier tonight, upthread, nailed it.

Silent drive with the wife, electronics left at home, arriving at distant pasture and walking out to have hushed conversation far from the car interior's microphones.

That's about how one has to do it now, to have even a modicum of a chance.

And NOT a conversation of options on an open thread on an open forum on an open site.

In today's electronic world, "rallying the troops" will involve one or two lanterns in a church tower, and spreading the word at the horses' fastest speed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 02:22 AM (e6UQI)

345
I'm realizing just how little I know about metallurgy. Hell, it's almost like a whole science unto itself. :-)

Pearlite is the eutectoid form of iron and carbon, about 0.8% C by weight, and it forms very laminar structure of ferrite and cementite (Fe3-C). Below that, you get hypo- eutectoid steel, which will have free ferrite, and above it, you start getting free cementite.

Then there is bainite. Which you get when you cool it faster somehow.

I'd need to study this for a couple of years before I'd know enough to not be dangerous.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)

346 343 until the hammer and sickle flies above the capital?
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 02:10 AM (4kmQq)

It already has in a sense. The America that we knew has been taken over by the left. Its everywhere and all around us. No matter how hard we pretend.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:21 AM (2Be8C)

And I agree with that. The degradation of our values and our institutions is severe. But despite the degree to which this country has fallen, I don't want to be complacent, either. I'd like to believe there's some type of recourse, some solution. I don't want to just sit back and watch what was once the greatest nation on earth dissolve into ashes.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 02:28 AM (4kmQq)

347 She said, "I'm no strumpet,

Just a wee bit of crumpet,"

As she went and stuffed rocks up her cum place.

(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Soulder me crumpet, Guvna

Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at March 31, 2023 02:30 AM (Zrvpd)

348 The good thing about those steels, Publius.

If you really think about it, unless you're a custom knifemaker, you'll really not have to worry about those particular molecular crystallizations.

Mild Steel Farm n' Ranch gates, & cattleguards for the most part.

D-2 tool steel for backhoe or front end loader teeth.

A few REALLY quality steels for PTO shafts, or such.

If you're working with more exotic steels for daily farm and ranch life, what might those be, sir?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 31, 2023 02:31 AM (e6UQI)

349
Ah, I remember this: TTT diagrams:

https://tinyurl.com/2qsvhr7q

These are the "S-curves" about cooling rates. What you get when you heat steel about critical temperature (austenite phase) depends on how fast you cool it. Those TTT diagrams tell you what you need to do to get what you want.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2023 02:31 AM (Mzdiz)

350 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Retired

From here and everywhere

Posted by: Official Miklos Informations at March 31, 2023 02:32 AM (Zrvpd)

351 But despite the degree to which this country has fallen, I don't want to be complacent, either. I'd like to believe there's some type of recourse, some solution. I don't want to just sit back and watch what was once the greatest nation on earth dissolve into ashes.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 02:28 AM (4kmQq)

I don't know what the recourse is. The decline of Christianity is something we might not be able to come back from.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:36 AM (2Be8C)

352 Posted by: Official Miklos Informations at March 31, 2023 02:32 AM (Zrvpd)

Awesome.

Close.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 02:37 AM (KSNKu)

353 Tis time, I be tired.

As always, remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD as your heritage requires, most especially in these times.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2023 02:42 AM (KATBx)

354 I'll have about 60 tomato plants. And green, burgundy and white okra.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 01:11

Good lord dear, that's a lot of work.
I have a few onion sets started to transplant outside as soon as it stops snowing here.
My gardening fun lately has revolved around some blocks of used mushroom compost a friend turned me on to. Under the right conditions they have been producing great shrooms...Oysters, Blue Oysters. King Blues...this is so much fun.

Bought the blocks to use as compost, but nurtured just right you can get a good crop of gourmet shrooms.

Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2023 02:45 AM (55Qr6)

355 Night IG.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:45 AM (2Be8C)

356 Christianity made America great. Made the greatest Empire. Ended slavery at great cost. None of that would have handled without Christianity.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:50 AM (2Be8C)

357 Well, I got the spare wheel for my Jeep built today. Patched the old 31" tire with a patch on the inside where the sidewall was cut. Mounted it on the rim, and placed a new 15" tube in it, and got it aired up to 28 pounds. This will never be a road tire; strictly to use as a spare if a tire gets destroyed while off-roading. With full-time 4 wheel drive, you need the spare to match the other three in size.

Next task is to mount the spare to a bracket on the roof. I bought some Redi-rod to fab up a bracket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 02:51 AM (tkR6S)

358 G'night IG.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 31, 2023 02:52 AM (VEYxz)

359 357 I bought some Redi-rod... I read that as bought some waterproofing tape - LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 31, 2023 02:54 AM (VEYxz)

360 He's in the jail house now! Bubba and abdullah say don't drop the soap in the shower! Melania will have to find a new rich sugar daddy.

Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2023 02:55 AM (g28Ax)

361 Rainman sup?

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:58 AM (2Be8C)

362 This is liberating, no?

Everything is crystal clear now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 02:58 AM (KSNKu)

363 360 He's in the jail house now! Bubba and abdullah say don't drop the soap in the shower! Melania will have to find a new rich sugar daddy.
Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2023 02:55 AM (g28Ax)

Indeed.

Thank you.

All is clear now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 03:00 AM (KSNKu)

364 Damn. Two cop cars out front, all the emergency lights flashing. Then they both pulled away, one and then the other, no sirens, but lights still going. Think they were staging there, awaiting a call.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 03:02 AM (tkR6S)

365 Re sidebar:

LOL.

(no offense, ace, you have a business to run here
)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 03:05 AM (KSNKu)

366 356 Christianity made America great. Made the greatest Empire. Ended slavery at great cost. None of that would have handled without Christianity.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 02:50 AM (2Be8C)

True. Has faith declined steadily in this country since its inception? Obviously I'm referring primarily to Christian faith. If not, if there were ebbs and flows, what events helped galvanize spiritual beliefs and elevate them throughout the population? I don't know the answer to that. But if there is some historical evidence of bolstering of faith-based values in this country, that might help lead to possible solutions.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at March 31, 2023 03:08 AM (4kmQq)

367 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2023 03:10 AM (tkR6S)

368 @366 Why did southern babtist and southern methodist church split from main church. For the ignorant it was because they supported slavery.

Posted by: raimondo at March 31, 2023 03:12 AM (g28Ax)

369 www.historynet.com/the-soviet-unions-top-secret-
operation-to-repatriate-downed-u-s-airmen/

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 03:18 AM (KAi1n)

370 Adios Miklos !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2023 03:21 AM (T4tVD)

371 Posted by: Farmer at March 31, 2023 02:45 AM (55Qr6)

That's only a portion. I've got about 125 onion sets out there, and red and russet potatoes. Corn, beans, peas to come. And squash, melons.

In my container bed I have garlic, shallots, scallions, carrots and lettuces.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 03:34 AM (Mzdiz)

372 Miklos, are you retiring for the evening, or for good?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)

373 I think I'll depart. Goodnight, my hordelings.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)

374
While most puns make me feel numb
Mathematics puns make me feel number

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2023 03:46 AM (enJYY)

375 PIXY NOOD IS UP

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 04:02 AM (xhxe8)

376 We are overdue for another Great Awakening.

Posted by: Roger Ball at March 31, 2023 09:49 AM (lnw9s)

377 Don't you have that backwards? Audrey is the "deadname" an Aiden is what the cunt wanted to be called.

Posted by: EGGO at March 31, 2023 10:14 AM (D4xED)

378 Appreciate this post. Let mе try it out.

Posted by: ambrosia at March 31, 2023 10:23 AM (Zq/Dx)

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