Beyond the Valley of the Libs of TikTok

What are your plans for the Trans Day of Vengeance? Anything special?

Or has this year's Trans Day of Vengeance just snuck up on you again? It's today and tomorrow, you know! Hope you got your Trans Day of Vengeance shopping done in time!

And now they've gone and cancelled it! Just because their violent incitement got a school shot up!

Wait, that's not the reason they give for cancelling the call-to-vengeance rally.

They claim it's because they got "threats."

They're the real victims here, you know.

Our Rights DC, the group behind Saturday's "Trans Day of Vengeance" protest outside the Supreme Court, has announced that the event has been cancelled due to a "credible threat to life and safety."
The event, which was originally scheduled for the "Transgender Day of Visibility," as designated by President Joe Biden, was widely criticized following Monday's mass shooting in Nashville in which trans-identified 28-year-old Audrey Hale murderd six people, including three children.
"This action will not be taking place Saturday due to a credible threat to life and safety," Our Rights DC wrote on Twitter. "The safety of our trans community is first priority."
They went on to suggest that the threat was "the direct result of the flood of raw hatred directed toward the trans community after the Tennessee shooting."
"Individuals who had nothing to with that heinous act have been subjected to highly serious threats and blamed only because of their gender identity," the group lamented, claiming that such actions are "one of the steps in genocide."

I'll tell you what really happened: Their Democrat protectors, promoters, and donors told them to stand down because it embarrasses the cause. Just like they told BLM and antifa to stand down for the 2020 elections.

A #rigged poll by state media NPR and PBS claims that most Americans oppose "restricting drag shows or performances."

Most adults said they oppose laws restricting drag shows or performances as Republicans in several states push to block the shows from being seen by children, according to a new poll.
The results of an NPR-PBS NewsHour-Marist poll, released Wednesday, show 58 percent of respondents said they oppose laws restricting the performances, while 39 percent said they support them. Democrats are the most likely to oppose such laws, with almost three-quarters of them saying they are opposed, but 57 percent of independents and 37 percent of Republicans also said they do not support them.

Do you notice two key words that have been deliberately omitted from the poll question?

"Restrict drag performances... for children."

They omitted those words because 1, they would accurately represent actual Republican efforts here, and 2, would cause people to support these restrictions in droves.

Soros Prosecutor Lizzy
@StarChamberMaid
The poll didn't ask if people were in favor of restricting drag shows directed at CHILDREN. Now why was that? No one cares about drag shows, they've been around forever. People don't like overly sexualized drag shoes for CHILDREN.

Demon worshippers spin for their fellow child-murdering demon.

A trans "woman" complains that a TSA agent struck her in "her testicles."

A transgender woman was left in tears at JFK Airport after she claimed a TSA agent punched her in the testicles while she was going through security, the Daily Mail reported.
The unidentified flyer took to social media to vent about the incident, in which she said the agent "humiliated" her in front of everyone in a series of posts that have since been deleted, according to the outlet.
"hi so a tsa agent at jfk airport punched me in the genitalia, yelled at me for having a penis (?) and humiliated me in front of everyone after i told her to please stop," she captioned a photo of her crying in the airport bathroom, according to a screenshot of the post.
But the embarrassment didn't stop there, according to the woman.
"[The TSA agent] followed me into the women's bathroom and began talking about me to a coworker while I sobbed in a stall," she wrote, asking friends on the internet for advice as to what she should do.
In a follow-up post, she said she was left crying for over an hour and said "my balls still hurt so bad," according to a screenshot from the Daily Mail.
She does not want the TSA agent to be fired, she said in a separate post, but wanted "her educated and the entirety of tsa abolished altogether."

Her testicles, so firm, so lush, so fully packed! How I love watching the gentle sway of her testicles as she walks!

SC_Reviews speculated plausibly that this trans "woman" insisted on having a female agent pat her down -- I mean, women pat down women's sensitive areas in these situations, right? -- and the TSA agent, a woman, was angry that she had been manipulated into touching a dude's dick and balls and maybe gave it an extra bit off oomph in the pat-down.

He also pointed out that this female TSA agent was black -- and blacks have not been cowed by all the white guilt bullshit that "trans women are women, right down to their hairy sweaty balls." I could see her getting angry and following the trans "woman" into the bathroom and saying something like, "I'm a married woman, and you just made me grab your dick!"

Trans "women" continue insisting that they merely have "feminine penises" and "lady balls" but this just goes to show how completely f*cking mentally ill they are. It's one thing if you want to make this part of your own private Reality Distortion Field. If you want to tell yourself this. Fine. We all deploy a cherished lie or two to get by.

But to insist with a straight face -- or even an angry, threatening face -- that others join you in declaring a dick and balls to be "female"?

That's insane. That is literally the kind of thing that insane people say. Again, the insanity isn't the coping lie you tell yourself. A lot of people have coping lies. The insanity is that the entire world believes in the idiosyncratic lie you're telling yourself, and that they're Monsters! if they don't believe in this coping lie with all the vigor and passion that you do.

College girls are suing their sorority for admitting a dude.

"I feel so glad to be in a place that I think not only shares my values, but to be in a sisterhood of awesome women that want to make history," Langford told The Branding Iron, a local publication where he is also employed as a contributor, during an interview last year. "They want to break the glass ceiling, trailblazing you know, and I certainly feel that as their first trans member, at least in the chapter in Wyoming history."

Here's the thing: He dresses and acts like a dude and also wants to "meet women." And not as "sisters."

I'll note as I get started here that Langford will be referred to as "he" throughout this post because that is how Langford is referred to in the legal complaint and how reports of this story refer to Langford. He is labeled "Terry Smith" in the legal complaint. The women are called "Jane Does." He has done nothing to transition "to create a more feminine appearance" and "has not undergone treatments." He is 21 years old, 6 feet, 2 inches tall, and weighs 260 pounds, according to the legal document. "No other member of Kappa Kappa Gamma has comparable size or strength."
Besides his physical characteristics, he has a profile on Tinder where he says he is seeking to meet women. The lawsuit claims he is "sexually interested in women."

Karen Townsend says this feels like a prank, or a stunt. People keep thinking that because this all feels so insane.

But it's real. It's always real. No matter how insane it gets, it's real. When you create a rule that there is nothing so insane or vicious that a member of a protected class will be criticized for doing, ever, you create the circumstances for behavior that is literally beyond belief.

A nasty little thread of Democrats and media scumbags justifying the trans terrorist's murders and claiming that conservatives force leftists to kill.

That tweet was in response to subhuman dirtcreature David Packman, doing his best "Where's your God now, yah?" Edward G. Robinson impression.

I seem to remember radical jihadists making similar "Look What You Made Us Do" claims.

60 Minutes Australia is now promoting "theybies" -- babies born to mentally deranged parents who refuse to "assign them a gender" so they can pick and choose for themselves.

Donkey-Chompers: "Cisgender and often straight men" are the ones after your kids.

Cisgender men -- I mean, normal men; "cisgender" is a slur made up by a pedophile -- aren't the ones grinding their packages in children's faces, and then demanding we all appreciate their "art," Stupid.

LibsofTikTok confronted Donkey-Chompers after delivering an ethnics complaint against her. The nasty helium-voiced troll, who affects the speech patterns and general immaturity of an underaged child to attract men (as well as schmen), ran away in fear.

A powerlifting coach in Canada declared himself to be a female to win a "Women's" bench press event.

Don't be mad at him -- he was doing it as a protest. And to deny the title to the fake "woman" -- a man, of course-- who had already forced his way into the "women's" competition.

A male powerlifting coach self-identified into the women's category and broke the Alberta women's bench press record in an apparent effort to protest gender self-identification policies in sport.
Avi Silverberg, a powerlifting coach who has worked with Team Canada, self-identified as a woman last week to participate in the women's category at the Heroes Classic Powerlifting Meet held in Lethbridge, Alberta. Silverberg was attempting to highlight the unfair advantage males have when competing in women's athletics. In participating in the Saturday event, Silverberg unofficially broke the Alberta women's bench press record for the 84+ kilograms category.
The Canadian Powerlifting Union (CPU) announced a gender self-identification policy earlier this year, explicitly allowing any males to participate in women's competitions on the basis of "gender" alone.

A male powerlifting coach self-identified as a woman and broke a women's benchpress record in protest of gender self-identification in sport.

Avi Silverberg performed the defiant act while the current record holder, a transgender male, watched.

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JK Rowling talks about the kind of violent threats she routinely receives from trans extremists.

Posted by: Ace at 05:15 PM

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1 duh

Posted by: davidt at March 31, 2023 05:16 PM (SYTee)

2 in the process is the punishment news, ricky vaugh is guilty.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 31, 2023 05:17 PM (MLrvz)

3 What happened? 41% of their members threaten to shoot themselves?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 31, 2023 05:17 PM (Bd6X8)

4 Bad people and bad ideas are everywhere. They are unavoidable.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 05:17 PM (dTFZY)

5 so, how long until SCOTUS bravely denies cert?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 31, 2023 05:17 PM (MLrvz)

6 the left has successfully covered up a mass shooting of children

Hitler would be overjoyed

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:18 PM (us2H3)

7 Pearl Davis has had on a woke black guy from...Canada or Britain I forget which who is now the informal female weightlifting champ of that country because he posted a video where he self identified as a woman and broke the previous record.

The left doesn't know how to handle that and so they flag it as "informally" breaking the women's record.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2023 05:18 PM (lc5cP)

8 the group behind Saturday's "Trans Day of Vengeance" protest outside the Supreme Court, has announced that the event has been cancelled due to
.......

lack of fabulous outfits, duct tape and makeup.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

9 yeah, I think we've got a cvil var btw.

I mean, we already lost. We lost a decade or so ago. Now, the left is just rounding up the first tranche of prisoners.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 31, 2023 05:19 PM (MLrvz)

10 What do I plan on doing for Trans-day?

Well, after it becomes fashionable for the Olympics to be required to allow other hominin species to be allowed to compete in the Olympics, and after I win all of the track-and-field events from the 100m dash to the marathon and all of the field events, I plan on doing the Helicopter dance on top of the podium just after they place the medal around my neck!

After all, I don't wear pants or shorts of any sort, so this will be easy for me to do!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2023 05:20 PM (xxG/v)

11 Trans violent protests cancelled because others decided to show up and counter-protest And they’re the victims. Sure. *makes wanking off gesture*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2023 05:20 PM (MCHPY)

12 Watching Angry Black Woman and Unhinged White Androgynous Creature throw down for the Woke Olympics title match is gonna be lit.

Posted by: CppThis at March 31, 2023 05:21 PM (PZvjL)

13 I can't accept them as they are.
They don't accept themselves as they are.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2023 05:21 PM (jTmQV)

14 Crazy, fat, ugly TikTok thing: man or woman?
Ah shit, who cares?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

15 I had balloons all set for the Trans-surrection day of Vengeance and now they go and cancel it?!

I'll have my own day of vengeance for that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)

16 by transitioning, trannies have already given up on life

anything beyond that is gravy

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:22 PM (us2H3)

17 Just when I think it can't get stupider ......

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2023 05:22 PM (bs+z0)

18 Considering that a lot of antifa are trans/nonbinary their day of vengeance could have been particularly ugly.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2023 05:23 PM (MCHPY)

19 Pearl Davis has had on a woke black guy from

Sorry, meant NON-woke - his name is Zuby. https://youtu.be/DvUM8q21EGs

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2023 05:23 PM (lc5cP)

20 by transitioning, trannies have already given up on life

///

just be gay, keep your tay tay

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 31, 2023 05:23 PM (MLrvz)

21 LibsofTikTok confronted Donkey-Chompers after delivering an ethnics complaint against her.
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Ethnics complaint? made me chuckle

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:24 PM (fs1hN)

22 trannism is nothing more than a tat or fake tits

look at me, I'm important

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:24 PM (us2H3)

23 22 trannism is nothing more than a tat or fake tits

I think a lot of them are just gay/lesbian and don't want to admit it

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2023 05:25 PM (bs+z0)

24 I had balloons all set for the Trans-surrection day of Vengeance and now they go and cancel it?!

I'll have my own day of vengeance for that.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 05:22 PM (Q4IgG)
.......

I made brownies.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 05:25 PM (v0R5T)

25 I'd be afraid of these people - they are willing to mutilate themselves, imagine what they would be willing to do to you!

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 31, 2023 05:26 PM (zSyrn)

26
Ah, the return of the good ol' rotten "Root Cause" canard bullshit!!

But here they're using "ultimate cause" and "ultimate blame."

Ultimate you guys!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 31, 2023 05:26 PM (WH4v7)

27 SC_Reviews speculated plausibly that this trans "woman" insisted on having a female agent pat her down -- I mean, women pat down women's sensitive areas in these situations, right? -- and the TSA agent, a woman, was angry that she had been manipulated into touching a dude's dick and balls and maybe gave it an extra bit off oomph in the pat-down.

Remember the pervert in British Columbia who claimed to be a woman, and would go into body waxing places and demand that the Asian female employees wax his balls, and would sue the place for "descrimination" if they wouldn't?

Same thing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:27 PM (2tUFv)

28 Can someone explain how trans can whine about attempt to genocide them? Do they not understand that their “care” sterilizes them, thus ending their lineage? Looking glass times.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2023 05:27 PM (MCHPY)

29 That poor dad, trying to explain sanity to insane people whose salary he pays in taxes.

That PhD Douche Bag needs to be fired immediately and go into stand up comedy.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 31, 2023 05:27 PM (R/m4+)

30
Remember the "root cause" of 9/11 was US policy in the middle east, particularly Reagan's policies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 31, 2023 05:27 PM (WH4v7)

31 I was gonna offer them free surgery

Posted by: x at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (ZBPE2)

32 Her testicles, so firm, so lush, so fully packed! How I love watching the gentle sway of her testicles as she walks!

Well, thank you, but we prefer to keep that on the down low.

Posted by: Michelle & Jacinda at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (a3Q+t)

33 Former Attorney General Bill Barr on indictment of former President Trump: "It's the archetypal abuse of the prosecutorial function to engage in a political hit job, and it’s a disgrace...Politically, it's going to be damaging I think to the Republican party..."

and this illogical buffoon was the USAG

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (us2H3)

34 “I feel so glad to be in a place that I think not only shares my values, but to be in a sisterhood of awesome women that want to make history,” Langford told The Branding Iron,

“Mr. Smith (Langford) has, while watching members enter the sorority house, had an erection visible through his leggings,” the suit says.
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Dude is just living his best life

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

35 Anthropologist must have missed pelvis day in class.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (dTFZY)

36 If you dug up two skeletons 100 years from now the woman would be holding the sandwich knife.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

37 I have an affirmative action PhD

Posted by: x at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (ZBPE2)

38 Speaking of normalizing peversion, the Seattle alt-weekly today:

Young at Heart

Adult Baby/Diaper Lovers Face Harmful Stigma in Their Quest for Comfort

Gosh, you wouldn't want any "stigma" attached to doing this, would you?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (2tUFv)

39 35 Anthropologist must have missed pelvis day in class.
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (dTFZY)

he did, however, see Jurrasic Park 5 times

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (us2H3)

40 If NYC is crazy enough to indict him, they're crazy enough to convict.
DJT should stay away from the whole affair.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (jTmQV)

41 Trans Day of Vengeance already!

I still have my Ukraine flags up.

Dang time flies when you are over 29.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (Y9v4l)

42 Glad I have no place to go tomorrow
Teach Trannies Not to Kill Day

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 05:31 PM (xhxe8)

43 Beam me up Scotty. It's a planet of assholes!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 05:31 PM (fUnHJ)

44 Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:27 PM (2tUFv)

*Muslim* Asian women. I still think he was trying to get one of them killed. Total psychopath.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 05:32 PM (nC+QA)

45 Fabitch sez wut?

Posted by: Nose-Ring Hutt at March 31, 2023 05:32 PM (WmGrA)

46 Standing ovation for Dad in the video! Extra points for asking "Is this for his spank bank?"

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 31, 2023 05:32 PM (tQL7r)

47 Some sorority members admit they would have voted against him being admitted to the sorority if the vote was secret. It was not so they felt the pressure to vote in the affirmative.
____

The longhouse is brutal on dissenters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:33 PM (fs1hN)

48
A nation can't be this weak and corrupt and continue to exist as a nation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 05:33 PM (QKfZJ)

49 What if they gave a trans genocide and everybody came?

FJB

Posted by: Jbspry at March 31, 2023 05:33 PM (/h6jV)

50 I still have my Ukraine flags up.

Don't worry - you can combine them with your Pride flag.

https://tinyurl.com/2rtcx7ny

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:34 PM (2tUFv)

51 23 22

Some are merely opportunistic.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2023 05:34 PM (pZz43)

52 And now they've gone and cancelled it! Just because their violent incitement got a school shot up!
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And the genocide was going SO WELL up to then!

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2023 05:34 PM (krQz2)

53 Well, my corporate overlords have abruptly summoned me to America's wind-blasted abbatoir on the lake.

Fuck. I don't want to go there

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2023 05:35 PM (oINRc)

54 Our Rights DC, the group behind Saturday's "Trans Day of Vengeance" protest outside the Supreme Court, has announced that the event has been cancelled due to a "credible threat to life and safety."
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My goodness! "Credible threat to safety"!! In a genocide!!

*shuffles through papers on desk looking for shock face...*

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2023 05:35 PM (krQz2)

55 *Muslim* Asian women. I still think he was trying to get one of them killed. Total psychopath.

I don't think they were mostly Muslim - I think they were mostly Vietnamese.

I did wonder where their fathers, husbands, and boyfriends were - BC is a big place. Plenty of places to stash a body.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:36 PM (2tUFv)

56 Just going to point out in the movie Idiocracy there was a tv show called Ow My Balls!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 31, 2023 05:36 PM (ZLI7S)

57 Can we coin the term, "Norm-phobe"?

Posted by: goatexchange at March 31, 2023 05:36 PM (APPN8)

58 Trans-identified people--the men, particularly--are profoundly mentally ill and make great foot soldiers for the Left. While leftist, childless, unmarried women proved quite violent during the Floyd riots, they generally lack the physical strength to inflict great violence and damage. The men in drag often are beasts.

These are the Left's new terrorists. While it is being memoryholed already, yesterday they stormed the Tennessee capitol in a far more violent manner than the 1/6 political prisoners did. Expect more.

Transgenderism forces people to tell obvious lies they know are obvious lies. It is brilliant as a control mechanism in this regard. But to provide muscle to kill, maim and burn, it will prove to be unsurpassed. And, obviously, when these psychopaths start to be slaughtered, their handlers will lose nothing since replacements are being groomed in most elementary and high schools. Society already has collapsed. They will do the mopping up.

If this had been presented as fiction even 15 years ago it would have been too over the top to be successful.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 05:36 PM (KSNKu)

59 A nation can't be this weak and corrupt and continue to exist as a nation.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 05:33 PM (QKfZJ)
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Um. That's the idea.

Posted by: The Democrat Party at March 31, 2023 05:36 PM (krQz2)

60 What also happened is that they saw that participation in this pervert creepshow was going to be embarrassingly low. The US Supreme Court is on huge grounds. You need a whole lot of people to make any protest there look like anyone gives a shit. A few dozen mentally ill perverts and weirdos ain’t gonna cut it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 31, 2023 05:37 PM (k5hzv)

61 Serious tornado outbreak occurring now. Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Tennessee. Watches out for Kentucky, Ohio, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and on and on.

Take care. Watch the weather. It can be deadly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 05:38 PM (Q4IgG)

62 "Root Cause" was an 80s buzz word. Back then it was used to explain or excuse black dysfunction.

Now black dysfunction is pretty much ignored. Noone speaks about the violence in hood but its still going on.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 05:38 PM (K/Q8b)

63 I'm glad that the left has established the Trump indictment precedent, as that means we can go after Obama and Holder for Fast and Furious. Since that resulted in the death of a federal agent, their conspiracy to oppress gun rights is a death penalty case for everyone in the DOJ and ATF management who was involved. This is the thing that terrifies Obama. Proof? They were so worried, that they gave us a fall guy in Assistant AG Lanny Breuer to take the rap for them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 31, 2023 05:39 PM (CecP5)

64 39 35 Anthropologist must have missed pelvis day in class.
Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (dTFZY)

he did, however, see Jurrasic Park 5 times
Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:30 PM (us2H3)

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Ya never know, there might be frog DNA lurking in their genes.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 31, 2023 05:39 PM (uPgE/)

65 "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
-Obama, foretelling of his army of eunuchs

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:39 PM (fs1hN)

66 My goodness! "Credible threat to safety"!! In a genocide!!

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If they REALLY wanted to make their point they would have had it anyway and HOPED for violence against them.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 31, 2023 05:39 PM (Y9v4l)

67 Issa said that he has no problem releasing the names on the Congressional ~~Hush Money~~ fund that resolves problems for its members. Both parties are on his list.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (DMyTF)

68 First customers of the day present an interesting dilemma.

Older man (50s), hot early 30-something blonde wife enter the lounge. She decides she'll select dinner.

Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (SWu1m)

69 I’ll type it again. The sidebar pitch meeting is TIGHT!

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (i0Gj1)

70 Kristallnacht is off everyone. Threats and such.

Posted by: Adolf Schicklegruber at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (KFhLj)

71 68 First customers of the day present an interesting dilemma.

Older man (50s), hot early 30-something blonde wife enter the lounge. She decides she'll select dinner.

Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (SWu1m)

Pass.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (eYoxG)

72 I live in a small city in SC.

There will be no Day of Vengeance here.

One day, I hope not soon, I will carry in my car.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (5u1+1)

73 It was a perfectly nice genocide until Republicans had to ruin it by their pouncing.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

74 I don't feel safe.

Posted by: Adolf Schicklegruber at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (KFhLj)

75 A #rigged poll by state media NPR and PBS claims that most Americans oppose "restricting drag shows or performances."

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Do. Not. Believe.

If the sicko drag shows are to entertain adults, yeah sure, knock yourself out. But for children? I don't believe anyone, outside of Woke-Affirming-Credential-Seeking Wine Moms, thinks children should be exposed to that filth.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (sVtYq)

76 I'm glad that the left has established the Trump indictment precedent, as that means we can go after Obama and Holder for Fast and Furious.

Yes and no. FF would be mostly federal charges.

But...this is a Manhatten DA. So, did Obama break any laws in Podunk Iowa? Book'em.

Though the most obvious candidates are Bill and Hill Clinton who committed numerous felonies. Of course the Arkansas AG and DAs could have arrested them at any point over the last 20 years and have refused to do so...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (lc5cP)

77 I don't think they were mostly Muslim - I think they were mostly Vietnamese.

I did wonder where their fathers, husbands, and boyfriends were - BC is a big place. Plenty of places to stash a body.

Ones they had pictures of were hijabis. Anyone in a hijab is in serious danger from their family for touching a male stranger.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (nC+QA)

78 57 Can we coin the term, "Norm-phobe"?
Posted by: goatexchange

I like it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (fUnHJ)

79 I read years ago that it is pretty easy to tell the difference between male and female looking at the skeletal remains. What is more difficult is determining the race.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2023 05:42 PM (ySZtE)

80 Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?

Well, isn't the point of a trophy wife for her to make YOU happy?

But then again he married her and kept her here in the US so that's his first mistake.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2023 05:42 PM (lc5cP)

81 Issa said that he has no problem releasing the names on the Congressional Hush Money fund that resolves problems for its members. Both parties are on his list.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

Then do it. Today.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2023 05:42 PM (lTGtQ)

82 Transgenderism forces people to tell obvious lies they know are obvious lies. It is brilliant as a control mechanism in this regard. But to provide muscle to kill, maim and burn, it will prove to be unsurpassed.

As Kyle Rittenhouse proved the left's thugs don't do well against people who defend themselves.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 31, 2023 05:42 PM (CecP5)

83 57 Can we coin the term, "Norm-phobe"?
Posted by: goatexchange

I like it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (fUnHJ)

Seconded!

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2023 05:42 PM (eDPLA)

84 60 What also happened is that they saw that participation in this pervert creepshow was going to be embarrassingly low. The US Supreme Court is on huge grounds. You need a whole lot of people to make any protest there look like anyone gives a shit. A few dozen mentally ill perverts and weirdos ain’t gonna cut it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 31, 2023 05:37 PM (k5hzv)

Justice Neil Gorsuch, conservative Republican appointed by Trump:

“In Title VII, Congress adopted broad language making it illegal for an employer to rely on an employee’s sex when deciding to fire that employee,” Justice Gorsuch wrote for the majority. “We do not hesitate to recognize today a necessary consequence of that legislative choice: An employer who fires an individual merely for being gay or transgender defies the law.”

Your conservative Republican justice, ladies and gentlemen. I hope he likes the taste of karma.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 05:43 PM (KSNKu)

85 That powerlifting coach should identify as weighing less and break some records in a couple different weight classes while he's at it.

Posted by: ARLDN at March 31, 2023 05:43 PM (cDm+R)

86 Here's a guy in downtown Portland who whacked a random person with a golf club in front of a coffee shop at 8:30 AM, knocking him out, got a cup of hot coffee from the coffee shop and threw it on his victim, and then kicked his victim for good measure.

The perpetrator then just strolled off, and hasn't been caught yet.

The population of Portland's county has declined by three percent over the last two years - the collapse of public order has a lot to do with that.

https://tinyurl.com/289r8phy

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:43 PM (2tUFv)

87 Been knocked offline so many times I just turned the PC off

Posted by: DB has gone mobile at March 31, 2023 05:43 PM (K75sl)

88 A trans "woman" complains that a TSA agent struck her in "her testicles."

______________________________

Impossible

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2023 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

89 Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'd pass her a baguette with my attached dick in it. If I could find a baguette long enough.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 05:44 PM (DMyTF)

90 Though the most obvious candidates are Bill and Hill Clinton who committed numerous felonies. Of course the Arkansas AG and DAs could have arrested them at any point over the last 20 years and have refused to do so...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2023 05:41 PM (lc5cP)
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No one is above the law.

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at March 31, 2023 05:45 PM (krQz2)

91 A nation can't be this weak and corrupt and continue to exist as a nation.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 05:33 PM (QKfZJ)

We are and will probably go a long time. The stored wealth will take a long time to sputter out.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 05:45 PM (K/Q8b)

92 A trans "woman" complains that a TSA agent struck her in "her testicles."
______________________________

Impossible
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 31, 2023 05:44 PM (NtVYv)
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Serves that luggage stealer right.

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2023 05:45 PM (krQz2)

93 Good evening, horde. Happy Friday, to those of us for whom it matters!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 31, 2023 05:45 PM (OX9vb)

94 I identify as unemployed and will no longer be paying taxes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (fblP5)

95 I can think of four other presidents who need to be arrested as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (lTGtQ)

96 79 I read years ago that it is pretty easy to tell the difference between male and female looking at the skeletal remains.
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That information is politically incorrect, citizen.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (fs1hN)

97 My lefty cow-orkers are reporting a bunch of rumors flying around about possible "issues".... it occurs to me that our homegrown Stasi is probably trying to stir shit.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (llON8)

98 I went to the local suburban makeup store today and a bunch of alarms were ringing. Apparently some people had just walked in and grabbed a lot of high end perfumes.

Cop didn't show up until at least 30 min later, maybe more.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 05:47 PM (fUnHJ)

99 I can't do this on a phone. I'll be back.

Posted by: DB has gone mobile at March 31, 2023 05:47 PM (K75sl)

100 Also, I sometimes identify as a billionaire and you must cash this check for 100 million dollars..

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2023 05:47 PM (fblP5)

101 And now they've gone and cancelled it! Just because their violent incitement got a school shot up!

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During Trans Genocide Vengeance Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (2dJpy)

102 68 First customers of the day present an interesting dilemma.

Older man (50s), hot early 30-something blonde wife enter the lounge. She decides she'll select dinner.

Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 05:40 PM (SWu1m)

No...fuq no...

Posted by: zombie Anthony Bourdain at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (CCSxw)

103 We are and will probably go a long time. The stored wealth will take a long time to sputter out.
___

It'll sputter out faster than we'd hoped, but we're working on it as fast as we can stuff our offshore bank accounts.
- Your Representatives, Public Servants, CEOs, NGOs etc.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (fs1hN)

104 The indictment dropped because it knocked off the Sunday shows the trans shooter.

TransVengence day dropped because people are scared.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (NW9xb)

105 Transgenderism forces people to tell obvious lies they know are obvious lies.

Václav Havel noted that the Communist government of Czechoslovakia regularly would assemble public meetings, where everyone present would have to publicly assert things that everyone knew to be complete lies.

Forced public humiliation is a very effective control mechanism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (2tUFv)

106 /off dead junkie chef sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (CCSxw)

107 Cisgender men -- I mean, normal men; "cisgender" is a slur made up by a pedophile -- aren't the ones grinding their packages in children's faces, and then demanding we all appreciate their "art," Stupid.
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Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Zombie President Lyndon Baines Johnson at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

108 That powerlifter is one gorgeous lady. And that luxuriant beard! What a woman!

Posted by: Hubba-Hubba-What-a-Gal! at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (VsUo2)

109 I wish more of these freaks identified as mute.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (fblP5)

110 Look at California probably loosing weather by giving it away, they need to start giving to former slaves billions to get to the bottom of the barrel faster.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (xhxe8)

111 "What is more difficult is determining the race."

Holy shitballs.

I was just watching a documentary of the Nazis trying to find a way to use skeletal remains to identify race.

The Allies interrupted their studies.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:49 PM (5u1+1)

112 >>> 53 Well, my corporate overlords have abruptly summoned me to America's wind-blasted abbatoir on the lake.

Fuck. I don't want to go there
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2023 05:35 PM (oINRc)

Chicaaahgo?

Try to avoid groot...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 05:50 PM (llON8)

113 I'm wondering if the TSA woman has a complaint for sexual assault against the tranny. After all, he knew she was going to get a nasty surprise when patting him down. Goid chance thinking of it gave him a thrill. Probably didn't expect the reality to be painful, but that's on him.

I wonder also if TSA woman even knew he was in the restroom, he was in a stall after all, when she was telling a co-worker about it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 05:50 PM (nC+QA)

114 The weight lifter that was protesting that the pretend woman (trannie) denied him the title and embarassed him. He beat the trannie by over 100 pounds. (375 bench I think, the puffy trannie lifted ? maybe 230 or so)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 05:50 PM (Cus5s)

115 I feel so sad that the TSA rapped that poor lady's balls.

Posted by: Banana Nut Muffin at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (VsUo2)

116 Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I would not have any trophy wife who would have me.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (KAi1n)

117 Well, my corporate overlords have abruptly summoned me to America's wind-blasted abbatoir on the lake.

Fuck. I don't want to go there
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2023 05:35 PM (oINRc)

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Pro-tip: Serpentine! Serpentine!

Posted by: Axeman at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (krQz2)

118 As a Moron noted, when you find yourself defending THE MURDER OF CHILDREN, a sane person would question their position.

Democrats are not sane.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

119 A trans "woman" complains that a TSA agent struck her in "her testicles."

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Toxic femininity.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (2dJpy)

120 I hope Ari Silverberg, the real man who took away the Canadian women's weight-lifting title from the man-pretending-to-be-a-woman, took the necessary next step. Please tell me he handed the trophy to the 3rd-place weight-lifter, the best actual woman in the competition, and loudly proclaimed that she was the actual winner. And then used physical force, if necessary, to make sure no one else (2nd-place tranny or judge/official) tried to take it from her.

I'm sure the 1st-place woman would have been glad to pass her 3rd-place trophy to the 3rd-best woman (who officially came in 5th). However, getting the 2nd-place trophy from tranny-man to give to the official 4th-place lifter, the actual 2nd-best woman, would probably have taken some 'convincing'.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 31, 2023 05:51 PM (SqPcY)

121 Trannies Trump and a Pitch Clock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Irn0L)

122 Everybody knows the truth. What would trannies think if they knew that most people despise them for forcing this charade, and their most fervent supporters are terrified of being canceled?

XX=female
XY=male

And the few intersex people who exist have my sympathy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Mzdiz)

123 Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

and by older you simply mean older than her, right? Add some roasted sweet potato and garbanzo beans, I eat like this all the time. Poor J doesn’t even get a 30 something out of the deal.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2023 05:52 PM (pZz43)

124 How about you identify as a tree and get the f’k outta here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2023 05:52 PM (fblP5)

125 Chicaaahgo?

Try to avoid groot...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

"Avoid groot" had me perplexed at first. I mistook the "mayor" for an STD. Yikes

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (tQL7r)

126 I don't despise trannies....Oh wait yes I do
Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (Irn0L)

127 56 Just going to point out in the movie Idiocracy there was a tv show called Ow My Balls!
Posted by: JackStraw

was at a Taco Bell knockoff yesterday. young white couple ordered separately. she was 300 lbs plus and got $55 of food. he was wearing unbelievably filthy Coors Light pajama bottoms complete with shit stains leaking through. it's here now.

Posted by: x at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (ZBPE2)

128 I can think of four other presidents who need to be arrested as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (lTGtQ)

Carter, Clinton, Bush2, Obama. Arrest them all.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (K/Q8b)

129 They went on to suggest that the threat was "the direct result of the flood of raw hatred directed toward the trans community after the Tennessee shooting."

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I thought they only used this line to protect the Muslims against the backlash that never fucking happens.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (h1jJh)

130 113 I'm wondering if the TSA woman has a complaint for sexual assault against the tranny. After all, he knew she was going to get a nasty surprise when patting him down. Goid chance thinking of it gave him a thrill. Probably didn't expect the reality to be painful, but that's on him.

I wonder also if TSA woman even knew he was in the restroom, he was in a stall after all, when she was telling a co-worker about it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 31, 2023 05:50 PM (nC+QA)

++++

I am so sick and tired of these people. Has anyone else made this comment today?

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2023 05:54 PM (ySZtE)

131 I was disappointed in the behavior of men when Rotherham was exposed, and the English men did nothing. However, now I get to even be more disappointed as parents sacrifice their own children on the alter of virtue signalling.

Posted by: DFCtomm at March 31, 2023 05:54 PM (vDj4Y)

132 America's wind-blasted abbatoir on the lake.

Chicago, that great butcher of the world.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (5u1+1)

133 127 56 Just going to point out in the movie Idiocracy there was a tv show called Ow My Balls!
Posted by: JackStraw

was at a Taco Bell knockoff yesterday. young white couple ordered separately. she was 300 lbs plus and got $55 of food. he was wearing unbelievably filthy Coors Light pajama bottoms complete with shit stains leaking through. it's here now.
Posted by: x at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (ZBPE2)

How do fat people afford being that fat?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (eYoxG)

134 What are your plans for the Trans Day of Vengeance? Anything special?

I'm gonna watch a marathon of I Am Jazz on The Learning Channel.

Jazz's beer gut is sexy as hell.

https://tinyurl.com/3nbskyx9

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (SWu1m)

135 Did you see thst the Biden junta got their conviction against Douglass Mackey for making anti Hillary memes?

Posted by: Liberty at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (Z/D/n)

136 A monster tornado has ripped apart Arkansas capital Little Rock, just a week after more than two dozen deadly twisters tore through Mississippi and parts of Alabama killing at least 26.

Footage of the ferocious weather system was filmed from the 7th floor of the Little Rock Baptist Medical Center. The person filming could be heard gasping at the massive swirling twister.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Major damage reported in Little Rock, Arkansas, tornado
https://tinyurl.com/3w8fb3c8

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (Vwz3I)

137 Former Arkansas governor and world-renowned intellectual Asa Hutchinson calls on Trump to "step aside" after his indictment.

https://tinyurl.com/3vxdthsx

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (sWM8x)

138 There are no men in Rotherham. Only Karens, Jamilas, and men without chests.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:56 PM (5u1+1)

139 Coming to Broadway soon: "Tranny Get Your Gun," a captivating musical based on the life of sharpshooter Trannie Oakley.

Posted by: This is my weapon, this is my gun at March 31, 2023 05:56 PM (VsUo2)

140 63 I'm glad that the left has established the Trump indictment precedent, as that means we can go after Obama and Holder for Fast and Furious. Since that resulted in the death of a federal agent, their conspiracy to oppress gun rights is a death penalty case for everyone in the DOJ and ATF management who was involved. This is the thing that terrifies Obama. Proof? They were so worried, that they gave us a fall guy in Assistant AG Lanny Breuer to take the rap for them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 31, 2023 05:39 PM (CecP5)

********

I'd love to see this happen, though the death penalty would be too good for them. Ship them to Mexico to stand trial after they've been tried in the US (unless this violates double jeopardy) and let them spend the rest of their lives in a Mexican prison.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (xxG/v)

141 I would love to know who gives the stand down orders to the Left Brownshirts.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

142 137 Former Arkansas governor and world-renowned intellectual Asa Hutchinson calls on Trump to "step aside" after his indictment.
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Does Asa realize this outs him as a worthless POS? Sadly, no.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (fs1hN)

143 Old Clinton toady says "step aside."

The Walton clan have spoken.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (5u1+1)

144 Saw an interesting observation yesterday in the Twitter thread about the fat dude getting erect while he watched the other girls in his sorority undress.

You know the creepy guys in high school and college that no one wanted to be around? They went into IT or some other basement dwelling field?

Those guys are the ones who figured out how to have ultimate power. They're the ones dressing as women and demanding respect and sex.

The kid part makes a lot of sense, too.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (kj5Hc)

145 Would you eat a quinoa, brown rice, baby arugula and kale salad bowl for supper just to keep your trophy wife happy?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Eat a salad ordered by trophy wife? Gotta see where on the 1 to 10 scale she falls before I can answer the question...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (oK3pW)

146 Each iteration it gets worse.
Every school shooting evokes a hair-on-fire response from the Left - the media, social media, memes, news reporting, academic papers, ....

And each iteration gets more obvious, more hysterical, and more demanding.
Now they seem to be inciting the violence they react to. How is the "trans day of vengeance" any different that Fast and Furious?

What will they do next iteration?

(Oh yeah, I saw that the FIBs came out and said the LV shooter was mad at the casinos. That is why he did it. This is an obvious lie.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (GtQnE)

147 I have to watch my phone like a Hawk
Type, read, post

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (xhxe8)

148 I don't despise trannies....Oh wait yes I do
Never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (Irn0L

Trannies usually don't get there on their own. Adults are almost always involved. Despise them.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 05:57 PM (qP50E)

149 Former Arkansas governor and world-renowned intellectual Asa Hutchinson calls on Trump to "step aside" after his indictment.

F. U.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 05:58 PM (2tUFv)

150 How do fat people afford being that fat?

TrigglyP: It's a gland issue! I get full SSDI. Hater.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 05:58 PM (DMyTF)

151 >>> 136 A monster tornado has ripped apart Arkansas capital Little Rock, just a week after more than two dozen deadly twisters tore through Mississippi and parts of Alabama killing at least 26.

Footage of the ferocious weather system was filmed from the 7th floor of the Little Rock Baptist Medical Center. The person filming could be heard gasping at the massive swirling twister.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Major damage reported in Little Rock, Arkansas, tornado
https://tinyurl.com/3w8fb3c8
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 05:55 PM (Vwz3I)

"It's interesting when people die..." seems like the presstitutes are *hoping* for more fatalities.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 05:58 PM (llON8)

152 I would love to know who gives the stand down orders to the Left Brownshirts.

You and me and Bobby McGee.

The Brownshirts are only an issue in Blue cities. If you live in a Blue city, why?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 05:59 PM (5u1+1)

153 Oh yeah, I saw that the FIBs came out and said the LV shooter was mad at the casinos. That is why he did it. This is an obvious lie.)

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Did you read his manifesto? Huh? Did you? Did you? No? Well the FBI did.

Casinos dammit!

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 31, 2023 05:59 PM (kj5Hc)

154 as I have opined before

I played full court BB against Nancy Lieberman in the 80's

she even made a feeble attempt at guarding me. I could run faster backward than she could forward

I was in my mid 30's and I woulda easily been the greatest woman BB player in the world at that time

she did kinda stink tho

and not in a good way

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 05:59 PM (us2H3)

155 How do fat people afford being that fat?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

a gofundme page...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 05:59 PM (oK3pW)

156 "Avoid groot" had me perplexed at first. I mistook the "mayor" for an STD. Yikes
Posted by: Prime Sister at March 31, 2023 05:53 PM (tQL7r)

She kinda does look like the worst case photo of an STD you see in a textbook.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 31, 2023 05:59 PM (t4BDZ)

157 There is nothing that says femininity like a prim schlong.

Posted by: Madam Professor Frankenschlong at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (VsUo2)

158 The Tranny with Trans Dresser is a great show.

I love her...umm....his...err....their laugh?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (SWu1m)

159 "It's interesting when people die..." seems like the presstitutes are *hoping* for more fatalities.

It's their fault for voting for Republicans.

Posted by: The Media! at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)

160 I can think of four other presidents who need to be arrested as well.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 31, 2023 05:46 PM (lTGtQ)

Carter, Clinton, Bush2, Obama. Arrest them all.
Posted by: JmT

Didn't I read once that congress has a slush fund for paying off harassment claims? How is that better than private money?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (GtQnE)

161 I don't know what happened to this country, but eventually someone is going to beat the shite out of these groomers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (VWp7G)

162 And here I still have my Black History Month decorations up.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (H4JoC)

163 >>"Our Rights DC, the group behind Saturday's "Trans Day of Vengeance" protest outside the Supreme Court, has announced that the event has been cancelled due to a "credible threat to life and safety."
The event, which was originally scheduled for the "Transgender Day of Visibility," as designated by President Joe Biden"

This is like some Douglas Adams fiction or some shit, right?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (iKBwy)

164 Maybe the gal with the balls should have put them in xer luggage or something.

Posted by: huerfano at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (dTFZY)

165 149 Former Arkansas governor and world-renowned intellectual Asa Hutchinson calls on Trump to "step aside" after his indictment.

now, what say you Ronster ??

either you are with this crowd or agin em

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (us2H3)

166 "And here I still have my Black History Month decorations up."

You're only a couple of months from Gay Pride month.

Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2023 06:02 PM (gLRfa)

167 Didn't I read once that congress has a slush fund for paying off harassment claims? How is that better than private money?
Posted by: Gentlemen

They are paying off with *OUR* money taken in taxes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (oK3pW)

168 Does no one remember that panty-bomb guy?

If someone goes through security with a mass where none ought to be, they're going to get a pat down. If you're a "woman" and you don't immediately say (and it doesn't have to be loud) that you've got a penis and balls, no one is going to know to check that fact gently. But they ARE going to check!

Because of the panty-bomb guy.

Posted by: Synova at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (BD/yx)

169 So now that Mackey has been convicted for his meme, can we expect "comedian" Kristina Wong to be convicted for tweeting the exact same misleading "vote by text message" information to Trump voters?

https://bit.ly/3ZBWqhk

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (j2Xg6)

170 >>> 160
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Didn't I read once that congress has a slush fund for paying off harassment claims? How is that better than private money?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (GtQnE)

"Government is just a word for things we do together!" - Dims and GOPe, holding hands

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (llON8)

171 150 How do fat people afford being that fat?

food stamps and moving as little as possible

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (us2H3)

172 So, here's a funny story. Took my then girlfriend to Black's Beach.

I kept getting an erection.

Never went back.

Married her. Love her all my life.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:04 PM (5u1+1)

173 >>167 Didn't I read once that congress has a slush fund for paying off harassment claims? How is that better than private money?
Posted by: Gentlemen

See #67

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:04 PM (DMyTF)

174 ...and yes, it's a real thing, which will likley become illegal to mention if the critters pass their shiny new law.

They can go fck themselves jointly and separately.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 06:04 PM (llON8)

175 People like David Pakman give us Jews a bad name, intolerant ignorant scumbag

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:04 PM (Zzbjj)

176 >>>Former Arkansas governor and world-renowned intellectual Asa Hutchinson calls on Trump to "step aside" after his indictment.

now, what say you Ronster ??

either you are with this crowd or agin em
Posted by: REDACTED

If nothing else, the indictment shows who these politicians are.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:04 PM (VWp7G)

177 How do fat people afford being that fat?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

And don't forget all the extra toilet paper

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 06:05 PM (Irn0L)

178 Didn't I read once that congress has a slush fund for paying off harassment claims? How is that better than private money?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:00 PM (GtQnE)

Supposedly been stopped after the scandal. Now ndas and private payouts probably.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:05 PM (qP50E)

179 Anthropologists should be routinely laughed at. They were woke at least 30 years ago. And they've always been full of shit. Anthropology may be the king of fake disciplines that put on scientific airs and make claims far beyond the meager evidence at their disposal. They make psychologists look like physicists.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 06:05 PM (KFhLj)

180 Trans Day of Vengeance?

I always thought it was an April Fools Day joke.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:05 PM (5u1+1)

181 If someone goes through security with a mass where none ought to be, they're going to get a pat down.
Posted by: Synova a

On another site a former TSA person said the S/W looks for such a mass and it distinguishes male from female. If a "female" has a mass there, the agent has to give the female search which involved hand on inner leg starting at knee and raised until it hits resistance.
(Ow! my balls!)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (GtQnE)

182 TransVengence day dropped because people are scared.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (NW9xb)

Not good enough. I want them terrified.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (BdMk6)

183 I hope we don't get a tornado. I hate tornados.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (wagHN)

184 >>>"Our Rights DC, the group behind Saturday's "Trans Day of Vengeance" protest outside the Supreme Court, has announced that the event has been cancelled due to a "credible threat to life and safety."

Get over yourselves. Literally no one cares about you or your protests. You're nothing. You're pocket lint.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (VWp7G)

185 now, what say you Ronster ??

either you are with this crowd or agin em
Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 06:01 PM (us2H3)
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DeSantis has clearly stated that he views the indictment as politically motivated.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (sWM8x)

186 "And don't forget all the extra toilet paper"

Ewww. Thanks for that mental image.

Posted by: Tuna at March 31, 2023 06:06 PM (gLRfa)

187 “Are you a good witch or a bad witch with a boner?” --Glinda

Posted by: Ding-Dong the Witch Is Hung at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (VsUo2)

188 yeah, major tornado outbreak across the Midwest. I was in a warning, one was on the ground but a lit SE of me. Still a bunch going on.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (Cus5s)

189 The Right, unlike the Left, excels in fragging themselves.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

190 They make sociologists look like psychologists.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (5u1+1)

191 That dad ripping the school board is from Eugene Oregon. A lot of you (myself included) rip Oregon for having taken liberalism to the extreme. But if you talk to an Oregonian on the street, they will seem more like this guy than the caricature that you have of Oregonians. I am certain that Oregon is a purple state but voter fraud keeps it one of the most solid blue states in the country.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (h1jJh)

192 56 Just going to point out in the movie Idiocracy there was a tv show called Ow My Balls!
Posted by: JackStraw

There were no male athletes competing against women, as I recall. IDIOCRACY was a best-case scenario.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (KSNKu)

193 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (DMyTF)

194 183 I hope we don't get a tornado. I hate tornados.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

I hope you don’t either! Prayers no one is hurt.

Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (pZz43)

195 193 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (DMyTF)

Withdrawn into his shell…

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:09 PM (PCK5/)

196 193 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (DMyTF)

Last time Mitch was seen was under Fetterman's sheet ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 31, 2023 06:09 PM (us2H3)

197 I am certain that Oregon is a purple state but voter fraud keeps it one of the most solid blue states in the country.

I find this somewhat encouraging. Eugene is a college town that is infested with Marxists.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:09 PM (DMyTF)

198 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bones at March 31, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

199
Interesting... in order to spell the word 'braggart' it requires you spell the last name of a Manhattan persecutor who hopefully lives 25 feet underground and has not wife or children and a vast storage of seaman on ice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2023 06:10 PM (enJYY)

200 >>>He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Bones

They'd still prop him up in the Senate like Weekend at Bernie's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (VWp7G)

201 195 193 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (DMyTF)

Withdrawn into his shell…
Posted by: tubal a

Someone mentioned the other day they had heard he had a stroke after his concussion.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (DMyTF)

202 Oh yeah, I saw that the FIBs came out and said the LV shooter was mad at the casinos. That is why he did it. This is an obvious lie.

It's so pathetic. If that had been the reason, they would have been able to say so within days. But for six years they've been saying it was a mystery and sometimes people do things for no reason at all.

NOW all of a sudden they have this info?

My guess is some new supervisor came in and took a look at some documents. They found one where an agent suggested the motive might have been the shooter being mad for losing money, but the theory had little support. The supervisor decided to put the info out anyway because he didn't like having ownership of such a high profile case that isn't neatly wrapped up.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (j2Xg6)

203
168 Does no one remember that panty-bomb guy?

If someone goes through security with a mass where none ought to be, they're going to get a pat down. If you're a "woman" and you don't immediately say (and it doesn't have to be loud) that you've got a penis and balls, no one is going to know to check that fact gently. But they ARE going to check!

Because of the panty-bomb guy.
Posted by: Synova at March 31, 2023 06:03 PM (BD/yx)

------

I get some comfort from knowing that the little high explosive pack in his crotch burned like a flare instead of detonating, and burned off his junk.

Of course, there are other suicidal lunatics who remove their genitals on purpose instead of by accident.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (EoOkw)

204 I don't think Mitch will get a big funeral like McCain.
I wonder if he knows that.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

205 I am certain that Oregon is a purple state but voter fraud keeps it one of the most solid blue states in the country.

Almost invariably, in any controversial election, Portland's county votes one way, and the rest of Oregon votes the other way, but since Portland votes at North Korean levels for the "progressive" candidate or issue, Portland wins.

It's been more than a quarter-century since the Oregon Democratic gubernatorial candidate had a majority of the vote outside of Portland's county.

No matter - they all still won anyway, thanks to Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (2tUFv)

206 Anthropologists should be routinely laughed at. They were woke at least 30 years ago. And they've always been full of shit. Anthropology may be the king of fake disciplines that put on scientific airs and make claims far beyond the meager evidence at their disposal. They make psychologists look like physicists.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 06:05 PM (KFhLj)

My favorite anthropologist story happened in a college where the anthro professor was demonstrating the use of an atlatl. He used one of those wooden blackboard pointers with the rubber tip as the spear. He accidentally launched it and flew out the 3rd story building and stuck in the grass next to some students playing hacky sack.

We all rushed to the windows and look down. The professor cleared his throat and ended the class for the day.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (H4JoC)

207 >>> 201 195 193 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (DMyTF)

Withdrawn into his shell…
Posted by: tubal a

Someone mentioned the other day they had heard he had a stroke after his concussion.
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (DMyTF)

Oh no!!!

Anyway...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (llON8)

208 hope we don't get a tornado. I hate tornados.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

I hope you don’t either! Prayers no one is hurt.
Posted by: Piper at March 31, 2023 06:08 PM (pZz43)

I wish I would have chased that system. My forecasting is getting pretty good. April and May are coming though. There will be more storms.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (BdMk6)

209 Anthropology may be the king of fake disciplines that put on scientific airs and make claims far beyond the meager evidence at their disposal. They make psychologists look like physicists.
Posted by: bear

Hold my beer.
~Economist

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:13 PM (oK3pW)

210 So t has come to this.

We can not tell sex from a skeleton, but
We can tell the weather 50 years from now.
Science!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:13 PM (GtQnE)

211 > if you talk to an Oregonian on the street, they will seem more like this guy than the caricature that you have of Oregonians.

There may be a significant plurality, or even a majority of normal Oregonians. But that doesn't make the common view of Oregonians a caricature. Y'all have a ton of extreme nutbags.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2023 06:13 PM (j2Xg6)

212 The supervisor decided to put the info out anyway because he didn't like having ownership of such a high profile case that isn't neatly wrapped up.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2023 06:11 PM (j2Xg6)

They just wanted to see if Americans were gullible. The answer was yes. And I don't believe in the Nashville RV guy was pissed at 5G either, the feds blew him up to blow up some servers. We're not the "good guys" anymore.

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:14 PM (Zzbjj)

213 >>>Oh no!!!

Anyway...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

That's a terrible thing to say!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:14 PM (VWp7G)

214 For the Tranny holiday my city is apparently dedicating a house next to me where some pioneering Tranny of the 80s lived....we know his family for decades and it's interesting how in the celebration they're leaving out how he was a heroine addict prostitute, who got aids, and was killed by one of his johns.... you know a lovely story to dedicate a building over.

I'm off course at work, and shudder to think what I'll return to when i look back at my security cameras footage of today.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 31, 2023 06:14 PM (K+KQZ)

215 Ghey cowards.

Posted by: setnaffa at March 31, 2023 06:14 PM (BdSXF)

216 That last clip is why I pulled my kids out of public school. But if I had been that girl’s parent, I’d collect that teacher’s gonads.

Posted by: SMFH at March 31, 2023 06:15 PM (L7Tc9)

217 If you get a tornado make sure you tie the cows to a tree.
They NEVER blow away.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

218 It's so pathetic. If that had been the reason, they would have been able to say so within days. But for six years they've been saying it was a mystery and sometimes people do things for no reason at all.

Posted by: bonhomme

If that had been the reason, why was he scouting other sites in other cities?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:15 PM (GtQnE)

219 I mentioned a while back that I posted a tweet questioning the veracity of the Nashville RV story. I had close to 400 views in about 10 minutes. They got away with that, too

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (Zzbjj)

220 I saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

221 They can’t determine sex from a skeleton that died thousands of years ago because they are afraid of offending people that can’t determine their own sex now

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (fblP5)

222 For two days this week I was in the presence of a girl who is pretending to be a boy. We all have known her since she was born. She is mid twenties now. It is all make believe, like a little girl pretending to be a princess (maybe in her case a prince). Her aunts and grandmother pretend along with her, for the most part, because she is family and they love her.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (AmoqO)

223 Douglas Mackey found guilty of memeing. Faces 10 years.

The hits keep coming.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (iKBwy)

224 saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.

==•

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (eDPLA)

225 > Anthropologists should be routinely laughed at. They were woke at least 30 years ago. And they've always been full of shit.

Remember when Anthropologists started pretending they could tell what a person looked like based on their skull? And the "methodology" was to add a couple dozen eraser tips of varying heights to the skull and filling in the holes with clay?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (j2Xg6)

226 > Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
_____________

Sushi joint with a payoff window. Connecticut avenue and 12th Street NW. Nice neighborhood. He had a cane. And a large armed security presence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (Q4IgG)

227 I saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)
........

In between Relaxium and Balance of Nature?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

228 220 I saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

They gave him a huge "book deal", they're invested in this man. Which makes me very suspicious.

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (Zzbjj)

229 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium

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Chairman Xi is having numerous livers harvested as we speak from live Uyghur slaves for a transplant match.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (oVv4i)

230 wait...ANTI????

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (Zzbjj)

231 222 For two days this week I was in the presence of a girl who is pretending to be a boy. We all have known her since she was born. She is mid twenties now. It is all make believe, like a little girl pretending to be a princess (maybe in her case a prince). Her aunts and grandmother pretend along with her, for the most part, because she is family and they love her.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (AmoqO)

Was she the fat, or the skinny variation???

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (PCK5/)

232 179 Anthropologists should be routinely laughed at.

*********

Reminds me of one of the core courses for the liberal arts requirement I had to satisfy for my BS in physics. I had an Anthropology prof teaching this course and he was the typical flaming leftist one would expect. So, for the paper we had to write, all of the topics were the usual (what we'd call) woke crap. I picked the least offensive of the lot, which was Rights Women Had In Ancient Societies.

So, not being all that excited about researching and writing this paper, I put it off until the week before it was due, and not surprisingly, all of the post-women's lib books that had this topic covered in them, were checked out. Left with only books that dated from the 1890s until the 1950s on this topic (and they covered it extremely meagerly), I wrote the paper and gave the prof a conniption fit as he wrote that the paper was the most misogynistic paper he had read in the thirty years he had been teaching.

I took that as a compliment since I provided all of the books in the footnotes.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (xxG/v)

233 >>>I saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

But, but Fox News is a conservative outlet! /s

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (VWp7G)

234
I hope we don't get a tornado. I hate tornados.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Father/daughter relationships are hard.

Father: You moved to tornado alley.
Daughter: Did not.
Father: I'm sending you a weather radio that will annoy the hell out of you until you get yourself out of bed and your kids and go into the basement.
Daughter: If you insist. But you're wrong.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 31, 2023 06:19 PM (enJYY)

235 Maybe, with Trump indicted they've decided on Jeb or Ikki Nikki

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:19 PM (Zzbjj)

236 Desantis SUX!!!

--Brought to you by concerned

Posted by: runner at March 31, 2023 06:19 PM (eDPLA)

237 And another thing.

If voting in cities is not cleaned up, it does not matter how rural people vote.
Part of the "fortification" was to move the counting to centralized location where it is easy to fraud. There is no justification for this and the GOP has to fix that first. Count each precinct locally. Fix the cities so that if the votes do not tally they are all tossed out.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 31, 2023 06:19 PM (GtQnE)

238 TransVengence day dropped because people are scared.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2023 05:48 PM (NW9xb)

Not good enough. I want them terrified.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Baby steps

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 31, 2023 06:19 PM (NW9xb)

239 Anyone seen Mitch McConnell lately?
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium

He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Bones at March 31, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

He better hurry. If Jimmuh dies first, nobody will ever know.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at March 31, 2023 06:20 PM (UQUAY)

240 >>> There is no justification for this and the GOP has to fix that first. Count each precinct locally. Fix the cities so that if the votes do not tally they are all tossed out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

It will never happen because the GOP doesn't want it to happen. It's why Pennsylvania will likely never go red again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:20 PM (VWp7G)

241 235 Maybe, with Trump indicted they've decided on Jeb or Ikki Nikki

Then dot Indian guy, Svengali Salamidood gets my vote.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:20 PM (DMyTF)

242 I said "mental illness breeds violence" at the top of an article about the killer being Trans and Twitter shut me down until I deleted. Yeah, no.

Posted by: Simple Jack at March 31, 2023 06:21 PM (bewti)

243 I saw an anti-DeSantis TV ad on Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

They gave him a huge "book deal", they're invested in this man. Which makes me very suspicious.
Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:17 PM (Zzbjj)

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BREAKING: Fox News Has Just Called the 2024 AZ Republican Primary for DeSantis. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 06:22 PM (oVv4i)

244 >>>Then dot Indian guy, Svengali Salamidood gets my vote.
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium

Thank you and vote again!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:22 PM (VWp7G)

245 I'm having a vengeance cheesesteak.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2023 06:23 PM (265/A)

246 240 >>> There is no justification for this and the GOP has to fix that first. Count each precinct locally. Fix the cities so that if the votes do not tally they are all tossed out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

It will never happen because the GOP doesn't want it to happen. It's why Pennsylvania will likely never go red again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:20 PM (VWp7G)

There has been a question as to whether this is a modus vivendi between the GOP and the State or whether the former are agents of the latter. It is apparent now that they are agents.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 31, 2023 06:23 PM (KSNKu)

247 Elon has a trans kid

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:23 PM (fUnHJ)

248 Ricky Vaughn: I got news for you—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m sh17 now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your f-in’ ass!

Posted by: Douglas Mackey's Day of Vengence at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (VsUo2)

249 247 Elon has a trans kid
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:23 PM (fUnHJ)

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a rich guy

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (Zzbjj)

250 I am certain that Oregon is a purple state but voter fraud keeps it one of the most solid blue states in the country.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 31, 2023 06:07 PM (h1jJh)

*********

I agree, and this extends to other states as well. Cleaning up the voter fraud would move the governance meter well to the GOP's side.

DeSantis did this by just getting rid of those two corrupt county clerks. Now imagine Colorado, Washington, Wisconsin, PA, MI, NJ, CA, etc. doing this, though we'd need a GOP that had some backbone before this would happen.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (xxG/v)

251 >>>Then dot Indian guy, Svengali Salamidood gets my vote.
Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium

Thank you and vote again!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:22 PM (VWp7G)
........

Would you like a Squishee with your I Voted sticker?

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

252 I hope we don't get a tornado. I hate tornados.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

I spent a couple years in Overland Park, KS. From early March to June it felt like I was under seige because practically every night there was a scrawl going across the bottom of the TV screen giving Tornado warnings. It would flash if a Tornado was spotted nearby. Spent a good share of my evenings sleeping in the my storage locker in the apartment building basement.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (H4JoC)

253 Libertarians hardest hit, including the pro-cricket-flour and pro-fake-meat ones...

ChatGPT Banned In Italy Over Privacy Concerns
Italy has become the first Western country to block advanced chatbot ChatGPT.

The Italian data-protection authority said there were privacy concerns relating to the model, which was created by US start-up OpenAI and is backed by Microsoft.

The regulator said it would ban and investigate OpenAI “with immediate effect”.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 31, 2023 06:25 PM (Vwz3I)

254 Would you like a Squishee with your I Voted sticker?
Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)
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Thank you! Vote again!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 06:25 PM (BpYfr)

255 Elon has a trans kid
Posted by: vmom

Said another way: Elon has a mentally ill child.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:25 PM (oK3pW)

256 My favorite anthropologist story happened in a college where the anthro professor was demonstrating the use of an atlatl. He used one of those wooden blackboard pointers with the rubber tip as the spear. He accidentally launched it and flew out the 3rd story building and stuck in the grass next to some students playing hacky sack.

We all rushed to the windows and look down. The professor cleared his throat and ended the class for the day.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2023 06:12 PM (H4JoC)

********

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Ugluk, the Orc at March 31, 2023 06:25 PM (xxG/v)

257 Yeah we get earthquakes here in CA. The east coast gets hurricanes.
But tornados have got to be the worst.

Posted by: wth at March 31, 2023 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

258 The GOP exists to block.actual opposition to the commies

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 31, 2023 06:27 PM (fUnHJ)

259 We are getting up to 9 inches of global warming and 50 mph winds later. It's thundering out right now. Weird weather for sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2023 06:27 PM (GwxCX)

260 told them to stand down

And it gives them an opportunity to flounce off-stage.

And flounce back on next month.

Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2023 06:28 PM (FhXTo)

261 Yeah we get earthquakes here in CA. The east coast gets hurricanes.
But tornados have got to be the worst.
Posted by: wth

Arizona is all beach no ocean. I'm waiting for it to turn into Oceanfront.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:28 PM (oK3pW)

262 Then dot Indian guy, Svengali Salamidood gets my vote.

Posted by: Maj. Healey's Backhoe and Lime Emporium at March 31, 2023 06:20 PM (DMyTF)

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He's the perfect candidate for our tranny times, only his name is Vivisection Ramalamadingdong.

/Vivek's very articulate and sharp, and I hope some of his ideas make it into the platform (admittedly useless at this point) like abolishing entire departments such as disastrous Department of Education

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 06:28 PM (oVv4i)

263 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a rich guy

Posted by: CN at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (Zzbjj)

+++

That's exactly how I see Nancy Pelosi with Donald Trump. She was out for a vengeance after he cancelled her junket. She will never ever forgive him and has decided to make misery for him at every turn.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 31, 2023 06:29 PM (ySZtE)

264 Elon has around 75-80 kids… bound to get a few non standards in the litters…

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:29 PM (PCK5/)

265 >>>Would you like a Squishee with your I Voted sticker?
Posted by: wth

You can really taste the chutney!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 31, 2023 06:29 PM (VWp7G)

266 disastrous Department of Education
Posted by: ShainS

"I have figured out a great way to make more Lib voters"
~J.Carter

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:30 PM (oK3pW)

267 259 We are getting up to 9 inches of global warming and 50 mph winds later. It's thundering out right now. Weird weather for sure.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2023 06:27 PM (GwxCX)

It’s them Somalis!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

268 The last production Dodge Demons are OTW. 1000+ hp on E85.

Posted by: DaveA at March 31, 2023 06:30 PM (FhXTo)

269 I love the "professor" and Riley Gaines vid. He is soooo triggered that he was getting laughed at because he was wrong as you can be. Ended with I am a PhD!!!! LOL you're a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 31, 2023 06:31 PM (GwxCX)

270 "I'm a married woman, and you just made me grab your dick!"... said my lovely bride.

Posted by: Trans Travelers Unite! at March 31, 2023 06:31 PM (VsUo2)

271 Trans day of action plan? I will be attending a church breakfast, men only, by the way.

I, along with a couple of pastors, elders and what not, will be armed.

We believe it will be a mostly peaceful breakfast, though, we may not be able to explain the smoke rolling out of the kitchen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at March 31, 2023 06:31 PM (2YtOq)

272 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 31, 2023 06:32 PM (2SbGX)

273 My favorite anthropologist story happened in a college where the anthro professor was demonstrating the use of an atlatl. He used one of those wooden blackboard pointers with the rubber tip as the spear. He accidentally launched it and flew out the 3rd story building and stuck in the grass next to some students playing hacky sack.

We all rushed to the windows and look down. The professor cleared his throat and ended the class for the day.
Posted by: Beartooth

LOL!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2023 06:33 PM (qoqg5)

274 255 Elon has a trans kid
Posted by: vmom

Said another way: Elon has a mentally ill child.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 31, 2023 06:25 PM (oK3pW)

Yeah, trans pretty much equals mentally ill. "Teachers" are behind most of this.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:33 PM (qP50E)

275 Went to a lecture series back in the day.

Margaret Mead gave a talk.

My friend, in the Q and A afterward asks her "Thomas Hobbes said that "man is nasty, evil, and brutish."

She replied that she did not agree with him.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:34 PM (5u1+1)

276 Two of our police officers were shot on Tuesday responding to a domestic violence call. A woman called 911 saying she her boyfriend shot her and she couldn't get out of their apartment. The officers immediately forced entry and the perpetrator came out of a back bedroom firing. Officer Garrett Crumby was killed and Officer Albert Morin was critically wounded.

https://tinyurl.com/3rbb6h5j

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 31, 2023 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

277 Her aunts and grandmother pretend along with her, for the most part, because she is family and they love her.
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I think it is more loving to help her deal with the biological reality of her being a woman. Not easy, I know.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 06:34 PM (fs1hN)

278 255 Elon has a trans kid
Posted by: vmom

Said another way: Elon has a mentally ill child.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Or, more likely,
Elon stuck his dick in crazy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2023 06:35 PM (qoqg5)

279 Okay, the crazy are even crazier than I expected.

The people protesting Rowling are holding up signs which say, "Trans Witches are witches too!"

Words fail me...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at March 31, 2023 06:36 PM (2YtOq)

280 Went to a lecture series back in the day.

Margaret Mead gave a talk.

My friend, in the Q and A afterward asks her "Thomas Hobbes said that "man is nasty, evil, and brutish."

She replied that she did not agree with him.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:34 PM (5u1+1)
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According to the last entry in her diaries, which were found in a compost heap, she said, "Man, those Samoans are a surly bunch."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2023 06:36 PM (BpYfr)

281 Or, more likely,
Elon stuck his dick in crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2023 06:35 PM (qoqg5)
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Amber Heard at March 31, 2023 06:37 PM (2YtOq)

282 Yeah, trans pretty much equals mentally ill. "Teachers" are behind most of this.

Posted by: JmT at March 31, 2023 06:33 PM (qP50E)

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Would be interesting to study, but don't underestimate power of mass formation psychosis & social contagion via social media -- especially among young girls.

I also believe there's a CRT aspect: when young white girls are taught that they're despicable trash because of their color, they can jump on the victim grievance hierarchy totem by identifying as trans, non-binary, amoeba, or whatever.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 31, 2023 06:37 PM (R6NJY)

283 Anthropology dismisses Western Christendom.

The Nobel Savage.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:38 PM (5u1+1)

284 So I was feeling kind of depressed today...feeling kind of down with all of the bad shit going on in the world. Then I read about the TSA agent busting a tranny in the nuts. "My balls still hurt so bad," - what a mood booster! Thanks for the pick-me-up guys!

Posted by: JT Smith at March 31, 2023 06:38 PM (FxdZx)

285 279 Okay, the crazy are even crazier than I expected.

The people protesting Rowling are holding up signs which say, "Trans Witches are witches too!"

Words fail me...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at March 31, 2023 06:36 PM (2YtOq)

Many many many of these trannies are engaging in Cosplay and LARPing… they have the minds of spoiled children and permission to act out in any way they choose…

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:38 PM (PCK5/)

286 Posted by: Beartooth at March 31, 2023 06:24 PM (H4JoC)

Oh yeah that's very close by. I've lived here for over 40 years. You do get used to it. That said, we've had a few that came within 1/2 a mile and that's too damn close.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 31, 2023 06:39 PM (wagHN)

287 Was she the fat, or the skinny variation???

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (PCK5/)

Thin. Built like a young girl with feminine features, except for the scraggly beard.

Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 06:39 PM (AmoqO)

288 "I have a Ph.D." is just Eric Cartman yelling "Respect muh authoritai!"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KFhLj)

289 Elon stuck his dick in crazy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 31, 2023 06:35 PM (qoqg5)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Amber Heard at March 31, 2023 06:37 PM (2YtOq)

Nah. Everybody shits the bed occasionally.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

290 287 Was she the fat, or the skinny variation???

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:18 PM (PCK5/)

Thin. Built like a young girl with feminine features, except for the scraggly beard.
Posted by: Javems at March 31, 2023 06:39 PM (AmoqO)

Yeah… she’s gonna have a real hard time getting laid…

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2023 06:41 PM (PCK5/)

291 So fetterman is released from Walter Reed because his is in "Remission"???? How can you be in remission from being brain dead?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (Irn0L)

292 Margaret Mead's rebuttal is one for the ages. "I disagree, next question!"

I guess tendering supporting arguments was beneath Ms. Mead.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at March 31, 2023 06:44 PM (2YtOq)

293 They don't believe in God, or worse yet, they hate God.

They were created what they are. Through bullshit rearing, they believe that they can change the divine decision.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (5u1+1)

294 So fetterman is released from Walter Reed because his is in "Remission"???? How can you be in remission from being brain dead?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (Irn0L)
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Did you not learn anything from Young Frankenstein?

Fetterman already has the Abbie Normal brain part down...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at March 31, 2023 06:45 PM (2YtOq)

295 34 “I feel so glad to be in a place that I think not only shares my values, but to be in a sisterhood of awesome women that want to make history,” Langford told The Branding Iron,

“Mr. Smith (Langford) has, while watching members enter the sorority house, had an erection visible through his leggings,” the suit says.
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Dude is just living his best life

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2023 05:28 PM (fs1hN)
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I'll [jokingly] may call him 'she' when he brings an 'excuse' note from his mother.

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't think at March 31, 2023 06:46 PM (qfLjt)

296 Margaret Mead's rebuttal is one for the ages. "I disagree, next question!"

I guess tendering supporting arguments was beneath Ms. Mead.

This was a public series. She was at the Civic Theater in San Diego, a beautiful venue. Perhaps she was unusually civil to my friend?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:48 PM (5u1+1)

297 291 So fetterman is released from Walter Reed because his is in "Remission"???? How can you be in remission from being brain dead?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 31, 2023 06:43 PM (Irn0L)
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Remission? From cancer? Yes. From depression? No!
Depression requires cured/not cured.

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't think they think at March 31, 2023 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

298 Keep saying hope Fetterman stays at Walter Reed, he isn't voting in Senate for he is there. He is a true Marxist.

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 06:52 PM (xhxe8)

299 Willowed again

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2023 06:53 PM (xhxe8)

300 283 Anthropology dismisses Western Christendom.

The Nobel Savage.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 31, 2023 06:38 PM (5u1+1)
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Alfred: "What did I say?"

Posted by: Ciampino - you had me at noble at March 31, 2023 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

301
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Posted by: Jack Handey at April 02, 2023 10:49 PM (k3aEX)

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