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Every Cat Is a Star Cafe

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from Perfect Pixels

Whoops.

Paris is burning, and the waiter is slow to boot.

Cute little cow.

Bitches be shoppin'...

Times Square finally got one of those 3D billboards they have all over Tokyo. Would have preferred Ultra-Man, though.

I'm so tired of being harassed by invasive TSA patdowns.

There's always room for a happy stray dog prancing down the street.

There's always time for a capybara at a spa, too. (I forgot this thing was called and kept writing "chupacabra." Not to be confused with Chupalapija. (I always learn the dirty stuff first.))



Posted by: Ace at 07:56 PM




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1 Nice picture

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

2 spacious

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 07:59 PM (KFhLj)

3 I am trying to get fucked up

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:00 PM (BRHaw)

4 I do doo doo.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 30, 2023 08:00 PM (Fwhqy)

5 The "good boy visiting friends" should really be titled "hungry dog pre-samples the bacon"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

6 At one point the capybara was the world's largest rodent.

Then Adam Schiff was born.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:01 PM (0Ee2u)

7 Should we fetch the others?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:03 PM (0Ee2u)

8 Goldens are the best.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)

9 I called them, dutifully as always. If they read my comment they will know

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe8)

10 Drinks are on me. I got a 1 day turn around on getting my gator repaired.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (JZ9ru)

11 Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (QNv15)

12 *clink!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:05 PM (QNv15)

13 Goldens are the best.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (ZLI7S)


I think hubs & I are gonna get one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:05 PM (vLAK5)

14 Wyatt Earp thought he worked for a terrible police department.

LAPD releases information for 9,000 officers to an anti-LAPD group. This includes photos of undercover cops. And it was posted online.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=139313

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:06 PM (0Ee2u)

15 Gimlet number one down the hatch, pouring Gimlet number two, this may be a four Gimlet night.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:06 PM (up/3i)

16 Lovely photo up top. All pink and pretty.

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2023 08:06 PM (gLRfa)

17 Great Cafe, thanks Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 08:06 PM (YcnDs)

18 gator sucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:06 PM (BRHaw)

19 Hi kids!

I saw "Dungeons and Dragons" today. Good, silly fun, excruciatingly diverse cast, with a surprise cameo by Gelatinous Cube.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

20 I wonder if truck guy had his seat belt on?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (ncXxy)

21 The cat saved the belly shirt girl from beclowning herself on tikitok.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (iNmkj)

22 wee too hi

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (BRHaw)

23 Jean Luc Picard, "there are four Gimlets!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (0Ee2u)

24 >>I think hubs & I are gonna get one.

I've had them all my life. We had as many as 3 at a time when I was a kid. Just a bundle of joy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Drinks are on me. I got a 1 day turn around on getting my gator repaired.
Posted by: Ben Had

Great news! And it's good to hear you got your gator repaired and back too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (YcnDs)

26 *waves to Eris*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:08 PM (0Ee2u)

27 row blidge

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:08 PM (BRHaw)

28 7 Should we fetch the others?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:03 PM (0Ee2u)

I do doo doo.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 30, 2023 08:09 PM (Fwhqy)

29 I think hubs & I are gonna get one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:05 PM (vLAK5)

they like to shed

a lot

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:09 PM (us2H3)

30 they like to shed

a lot
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:09 PM (us2H3)


That's okay. I have a Roomba.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:10 PM (vLAK5)

31 29 I think hubs & I are gonna get one.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:05 PM (vLAK5)

they like to shed

a lot
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:09 PM (us2H3

Gators?

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 30, 2023 08:10 PM (Fwhqy)

32 I saw "Dungeons and Dragons" today. Good, silly fun, excruciatingly diverse cast, with a surprise cameo by Gelatinous Cube.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 30, 2023 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

Welcome back, Eris! You have been scarce here lately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:10 PM (tkR6S)

33 That's okay. I have a Roomba.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:10 PM (vLAK5)

wont be able to handle it

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:11 PM (us2H3)

34 AZ deplorable, my email is shitty at the moment but cabrito may be on the menu

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:11 PM (bEQQ4)

35 If only they made an electric powered tool that sucks dirt and hair off the floor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (Fwhqy)

36 Subway cat will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (gryET)

37 gawd I hate the mall

I got my wifey a gift and never goin back

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (BRHaw)

38 33 That's okay. I have a Roomba.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:10 PM (vLAK5)

wont be able to handle it
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:11 PM (us2H3)

Everything's better with doghair....

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (CCSxw)

39 The Instagram links really mork up the page load for me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (tkR6S)

40 >>wont be able to handle it

I have a hound now. Sheds way worse than any Golden I've had.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

41 Been down one time
Been down two times
I'm never going back again
Mmm

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 08:13 PM (BRHaw)

42 O/T -- sidebar tweet from Redrum DeathSanguination:

I find it really bizarre that DeSantis can't bring himself to ever say Trump's name.

Geez, make one up if you have to: how 'bout Mushroom Don?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (+lwg5)

43 Everything's better with doghair....
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 08:12 PM (CCSxw)

I can think of a few things that dog hair would make worse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (Fwhqy)

44 Evening.
==================
Should we fetch the others?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:03 PM (0Ee2u

I had to do a double take. I thought that said should we feltch the others.

Beware, the dangers of skimming.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (AAqiW)

45 My girl Paisley is shedding machine.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (eGTCV)

46 AZ deplorable, my email is shitty at the moment but cabrito may be on the menu
Posted by: Ben Had

That sounds wonderful.
(mouth watering)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (YcnDs)

47 AOP if you saw my belt sander issue on ONT fixed cord but had a time getting wires in handle right. But all working again.

Cord got cut by belt, but disturbing thing inner wire coatings were turning to dust. Don't think sander is but 15 yo

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:15 PM (xhxe8)

48 whatever you're doing seems to be working, rhennigantx!

*clink!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:16 PM (QNv15)

49 45 My girl Paisley is shedding machine.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (eGTCV

Poor thing. Maybe get her a hat?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:16 PM (Fwhqy)

50 I should turn this off, been up since around 3:15am

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:16 PM (xhxe8)

51 I have a hound now. Sheds way worse than any Golden I've had.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)


My beagles (RIP) shed like crazy. They're the reason I got a Roomba in the first place.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:16 PM (6t1Lk)

52 inner wire coatings were turning to dust. Don't think sander is but 15 yo
Posted by: Skip

Probably made of soy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 08:17 PM (YcnDs)

53 Feltch?

Uh.. okay. Slowly steps away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:18 PM (0Ee2u)

54 Babylon Bee:

Biden Relieved After Learning The President Being Indicted For Shady Financial Dealings Is Just Trump

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:19 PM (Fwhqy)

55 My beagles (RIP) shed like crazy. They're the reason I got a Roomba in the first place.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:16 PM (6t1Lk)
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Every time I vacuum I think I have added another cat to my collection....

Maybe that's why I now have 5 cats...I vacuumed and the cat fur was struck by an electric jolt, giving it new life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:20 PM (BpYfr)

56 That last one is fun to watch. He's got a nice little hop for such a big guy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2023 08:20 PM (gv7Yb)

57 AOP if you saw my belt sander issue on ONT fixed cord but had a time getting wires in handle right. But all working again.

Cord got cut by belt, but disturbing thing inner wire coatings were turning to dust. Don't think sander is but 15 yo
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:15 PM (xhxe

Some older tool cords used natural rubber insulation, which tends to get brittle and crumble after many years. If I discard or scrap and appliance or tool, I save the cord if it is still flexible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:21 PM (tkR6S)

58 Had my 6 month dentist appointment today, bleh. At least I didn't break a tooth eating a carrot like someone else I could mention. *cough* husband *cough*

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:21 PM (6t1Lk)

59 well, this certainly got the news of a Joe Biden supporter killing kids off the front page

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:21 PM (us2H3)

60 Was that dog sharing with a pig?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

61 Drinks are on me. I got a 1 day turn around on getting my gator repaired.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (JZ9ru)

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I feel kind of ignorant (and yes, I was raised a city boy), but what is a gator in this context?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (+lwg5)

62 I've promised a young woman who works at the pub that I'll bring Paisley in tomorrow. I have to see if Paisley is ready.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

63 Had my 6 month dentist appointment today, bleh. At least I didn't break a tooth eating a carrot like someone else I could mention. *cough* husband *cough*
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:21 PM (6t1Lk)
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And that's why you don't put carrots in chili!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

64 I can see why the cat lady didn't want you to look at her face. And it wasn't because she just got off work. She's known in the business as a butterface.

Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 08:23 PM (9A3LN)

65 It is a very good Porter Cable 3 in belt sander so worth the new cord

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:23 PM (xhxe8)

66 Was that dog sharing with a pig?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

When those pigs get a little bigger, they'll eat that dog.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 08:23 PM (AwYPR)

67 getting wires back in the handle has always been the big issue with power tool repairs, Skip.

I remember the big smile on the face of the guy who sold me my last Milwaukee 1/2" holeshooter when he told me he had replaced the handle. lol.
first power tool Littl Sock ever owned was a big ol' 1/2" drill with no cord ... it was cut off when it got away from my uncle who was using it with a circular saw blade in an arbor to trim the ends of flooring ... uncl was grateful; until it cut its own cord it was chasing him around the room!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:23 PM (QNv15)

68 I love Goldens and have had many

grandpa gave me my first Golden in 1959

but they are shedding machines

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:23 PM (us2H3)

69 Willowed!! The infamy of it all...


298 Like maybe he will arrest a trump effigy or the Macy's Day Parade Trump balloon.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)



It will be a Giant Wicker Trump!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 30, 2023 08:24 PM (2graF)

70 ShainS - a big ATV

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:24 PM (QNv15)

71 I've promised a young woman who works at the pub that I'll bring Paisley in tomorrow. I have to see if Paisley is ready.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM (eGTCV)


Dogs are a chick magnet.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (6t1Lk)

72 I just had some cocoanut flavored rum.


Does this make me gay?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)

73 42 O/T -- sidebar tweet from Redrum DeathSanguination:

I find it really bizarre that DeSantis can't bring himself to ever say Trump's name.

Geez, make one up if you have to: how 'bout Mushroom Don?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (+lwg5)

++++

It's like the competing morning DJs used to be with Howard Stern. Avoid mentioning his name and hope he ignores you.

Back before Stern got neutered.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (gv7Yb)

74 When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any other Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. But they sure as hell can't drive...

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White, Speech Maker at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (R/m4+)

75 I am trying to avoid any Trump indictment discussion. It gives me bad bad thoughts.

Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (9A3LN)

76 *pauses*

Bragg and Br'er Trump

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (0Ee2u)

77 @42

>>I find it really bizarre that DeSantis can't bring himself to ever say Trump's name. Geez, make one up if you have to: how 'bout Mushroom Don?

Ron is a typical GOPe chuckle head, Trump supported and campaigned to get DeSantis elected and he supported him in both of his runs, he's an ungrateful loaf of pumpernickel bread.

And nobody likes pumpernickel bread.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (up/3i)

78
Dogs are a chick magnet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (6t1Lk)

She's noisy.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (eGTCV)

79 61 Drinks are on me. I got a 1 day turn around on getting my gator repaired.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:04 PM (JZ9ru)

it's hard to keep up with the cool kids lexicon

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (us2H3)

80 I should turn this off, been up since around 3:15am
Posted by: Skip

You know what they say - if you're up for four hours or more, seek out a MD.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (qoGsy)

81 Shain, it is a 5 wheel vehicle with a hydraulic dumping bed. Most valuable piece of equipment on the farm for the work it saves.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (bEQQ4)

82 Should we fetch the others?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:03 PM (0Ee2u

I had to do a double take. I thought that said should we feltch the others.

Beware, the dangers of skimming.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (AAqiW)

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DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, LOOK UP THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF FELTCH.

You're welcome ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (+lwg5)

83 Before this goes sideways time to go do other stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2023 08:27 PM (0Ee2u)

84 Just popping in to comment on sidebar.

I think Musk is trying a "rules" based system that is robust enough that it can be applied fairly. He is saying that this is a call to violence, and any mention is not allowed. He seems to be trying really hard not to pick a side, but instead to come up with a system that achieves the desired goal without subjectivity.

He has been more than 2/3 right, and trending. I also do not expect everyone to be 100% in agreement with my view. I am open to the argument that he is right and Am Great should be censored only because it sensationalizes an event which will create a loophole, and which will Streisand effect promote the event it is criticizing.

Food for thought.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 30, 2023 08:27 PM (qsvaC)

85 Cute cat.

Kind of a dick.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2023 08:27 PM (iziT8)

86 Well better turn this off.
Hope everyone has a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 08:28 PM (xhxe8)

87 " I save the cord if it is still flexible.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

I have even been known to cut the cords off of dead appliances in the trash by the road ... never know when you might need a nother one!

*fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:28 PM (QNv15)

88 Shain, it is a 5 wheel vehicle with a hydraulic dumping bed. Most valuable piece of equipment on the farm for the work it saves.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:26 PM (bEQQ4)

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Awesome, thanks BH!

We started watching Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs" -- wifey can't get enough of it -- and love learning about all the crazy, hard workin', get your hands dirty jobs that Americans WILL DO.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:28 PM (+lwg5)

89 Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:14 PM (+lwg5)

Trump makes up names for DeSantis. DeSantis has his own way of retorting which seems to work,

come on guys, I'm ready to sacrifice for Trump. Don't f up my mojo.

Posted by: polynikes at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (9A3LN)

90 Prancing dog is downright jaunty.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (iziT8)

91 Does this make me gay?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)


I mean...

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (6t1Lk)

92 Subway gate kitty says none shall pass.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (3CCua)

93 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (Xrfse)

94 I think it's quite big of Desantis to put out that statement considering Trump put out another attack video against him just the other day.

Posted by: STV at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (/dqoc)

95 My new Oklahoma senator, Mullins, was a small business owner and wrestler and MMA fighter with the cauliflower ear to prove it. Anyhoo, he's taking shit from exactly no one. In the last two weeks he's gone after some Union head douche and today called out Bernie for his hypocrisy.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (p3lya)

96 Tonypete - no, it does not.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (QNv15)

97 >>Dogs are a chick magnet.

My last Golden bagged Leslie Bibb. She got down on her knees and hugged and smooched him and whispered sweet nothings at him.

And totally ignored me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

98 some writer on cnn says in her book that Kennedy and Roberts cut a deal on Gay Marriage

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:30 PM (us2H3)

99 I feel kind of ignorant (and yes, I was raised a city boy), but what is a gator in this context?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:22 PM


I suspect that farmersonly.com would be a suboptimal dating site for you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2023 08:31 PM (A64AT)

100 I just had some cocoanut flavored rum.

Does this make me gay?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)

No, I use it in my pina colada.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 08:31 PM (AwYPR)

101 94 I think it's quite big of Desantis to put out that statement considering Trump put out another attack video against him just the other day.
Posted by: STV at March 30, 2023 08:29 PM (/dqoc)

DeSantis, like the rest of us, understands that this isn't about Trump. It's about the rest of us, including DeSantis. He knows they won't stop at getting DJT.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 30, 2023 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

102
84 cont.

Likewise, I was open to Jordan Peterson's criticism of the FLA laws. He is sensitive to gov. controls on speech and maybe he sees this as over the line which-must-not-be-crossed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 30, 2023 08:33 PM (qsvaC)

103 >No, I use it in my pina colada.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 08:31 PM (AwYPR)

A pina colada is a fine breakfast cocktail.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 30, 2023 08:33 PM (gryET)

104 Interesting... the Trump indictment is SEALED... now... you seal an indictment so the perp does not run, or destroy evidence.

So... seein as how there is no evidence, and they are TELLING HIM HE IS BEING INDICTED.... why the F is it sealed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:33 PM (oHd/0)

105 I feel kind of ignorant (and yes, I was raised a city boy), but what is a gator in this context?
Posted by: ShainS
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It's a sub-species of Deere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:33 PM (/pD2r)

106 I find it really bizarre that DeSantis can't bring himself to ever say Trump's name. Geez, make one up if you have to: how 'bout Mushroom Don?

Ron is a typical GOPe chuckle head, Trump supported and campaigned to get DeSantis elected and he supported him in both of his runs, he's an ungrateful loaf of pumpernickel bread.

And nobody likes pumpernickel bread.


I like pumpernickel a great deal, but you rarely see it anymore.

Yeah, I'm sure Trump was just being totally selfless. You know, like when he brags about how many of "his" picks win. I can win too, if I pick obvious winners.

It's amazing to me that so many of you simply can't acknowledge that any one besides Trump might be a decent person.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)

107 Duncanthrax. tomorrow in the am ok to give you a call?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (bEQQ4)

108 72 I just had some cocoanut flavored rum.


Does this make me gay?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (


Had you spelled coconut correctly, it would have but you just skated by.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (Fwhqy)

109 100 I just had some cocoanut flavored rum.

Does this make me gay?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)

you mean more gay, right ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (us2H3)

110
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (ENBF0)

111 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 30, 2023 08:27 PM (qsvaC)

Yes, YOU! Paul Revere! Sorry, we must censor your 'the British are coming' remarks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (oHd/0)

112 >>DeSantis, like the rest of us, understands that this isn't about Trump. It's about the rest of us, including DeSantis. He knows they won't stop at getting DJT.

He also knows he had absolutely no choice. I like Ron but there was no chance a Republican governor would survive if they didn't stand up for Trump tonight particularly the governor of the state Trump lives in.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)

113 @106

>>I like pumpernickel a great deal...


Obviously.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)

114 Have to keep my eye on a kitty standoff at the moment...

Hexie is sneaking down the hallway to the bedroom and office, which is not her territory. My other three cats are keeping a wary eye on the hallway from all available angles.

We'll see what happens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (BpYfr)

115 yeah, JS, that was always my experience with so-called "chick magnets", canine and otherwise ...
somewhere between worthless and meh.

imho, it's all about what I call "the Candid Camera clause":
"When you least expect it, you're elected"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (QNv15)

116 The old ways are the best ways

Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (P4Pk9)

117 puppies are guy magnets

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (us2H3)

118 Obviously.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)


HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2023 08:37 PM (6t1Lk)

119 think it's quite big of Desantis to put out that statement considering Trump put out another attack video against him just the other day.
-

I suspect DeSantis has been through primaries before.

Has any other nationally powerful (R) made a statement? Mitch, Pence, etc?

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 08:37 PM (SXbM4)

120 I stopped at a newly opened ice cream place today and bought a quart of 'Slobber Knocker'. Seriously.

After I ordered it I just sort of stared at the owner afraid to pretty much do anything. She just looked at me and said "Go ahead, I've heard them all."

Crushed oreos, Butterfingers and chocolate shavings mixed in with vanilla custard. Damn good.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:37 PM (qoGsy)

121 If Trump wins the presidency in spite of the unprecedented and relentless persecution of him over the last 7 years I fear the violence the Left will unleash on the nation and the one half of the population they consider enemies of the state.

And if the Left succeeds in taking him out I equally fear the violence the Left will unleash on the nation and the one half of the population they consider enemies of the state.

This is how nations die.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9e/0I)

122 Did someone get arrested? As America is just another "hood", who cares?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 30, 2023 08:38 PM (oWBc3)

123 >114 Have to keep my eye on a kitty standoff at the moment...

Hexie is sneaking down the hallway to the bedroom and office, which is not her territory. My other three cats are keeping a wary eye on the hallway from all available angles.

We'll see what happens...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:36 PM (BpYfr)


*grabs mic*

Ladies and gentlemen...

Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLE!!!

Posted by: Michael Buffer at March 30, 2023 08:38 PM (gryET)

124 The old ways are the best ways
Posted by: MAC V SOG
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This is about bayonet training, isn't it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:39 PM (g59Yt)

125 This is how nations die.

-

As another moron said earlier:

That exit is way back yonder.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 08:39 PM (SXbM4)

126
This is how nations die.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9e/0I)

It's also how nations are born.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:39 PM (Fwhqy)

127 Spot-On, LostInSpace, spot-on ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:40 PM (QNv15)

128 Trump needs a Russian prison tattoo to compete the effect. Come and take it time.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 30, 2023 08:40 PM (oWBc3)

129 This is how nations die.
Posted by: Lost in Space
--------

See: Decline and fall of the Roman Empire

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:40 PM (g59Yt)

130 It's a sub-species of Deere.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:33 PM (/pD2r)

I remember working part-time at a golf course, and they had a gator. Piece of crap, it was. No suspension, at all. And it had a two cylinder opposed engine, and you could hear every firing pulse, as it shook the whole machine. Refined, it was not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:41 PM (tkR6S)

131 This is how nations die.
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 08:38 PM (9e/0I)

It's also how nations are born.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes, I missed that.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 08:41 PM (9e/0I)

132 I'm not going to say these are old, I'm just going to call this a greatest hits cafe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

133 Cord got cut by belt, but disturbing thing inner wire coatings were turning to dust. Don't think sander is but 15 yo
Posted by: Skip

Belt sanders and hand saws are not Christened until they have an electrical tape patch on the cord.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 30, 2023 08:41 PM (qsvaC)

134 This is about bayonet training, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Someone help me please - I've never understood this. In training, the instructor said to fire a round off if your bayonet became stuck between two of the poor slob's ribs. Why in heaven's name would I be using my bayonet if I had any rounds left in my weapon?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:41 PM (qoGsy)

135 Scanning internet comments on the indictment. Our side seems settled on the, we're so mad we're going to vote so hard in 24!

Ugh

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 08:42 PM (zd2ie)

136 Did I read correctly on Insty that Trump was indicted?

If so, God help us all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 08:42 PM (v4kIh)

137 It's amazing to me that so many of you simply can't acknowledge that any one besides Trump might be a decent person.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)

Eh, Vlad Putin's a stand-up guy, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:42 PM (tkR6S)

138 We had several goldens and golden/springer crosses. They really are wonderful dogs.

And I will be doing the happy prance down the street as I got my walking papers today! There's even a month's pay for severance. I feel sorry for the co-workers remaining and pray they can find better jobs soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (u7leW)

139 Scanning internet comments on the indictment. Our side seems settled on the, we're so mad we're going to vote so hard in 24!

Ugh

Posted by: Not trying to be mean

-

Yeah, we're pretty gay for the rule of law.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (SXbM4)

140 So apparently the indictment against Trump is 34 counts.

Why not a million counts, no.. no.. 100 billion counts...

Ah, ah, ah,....


F**king clown world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (up/3i)

141 AOP, can't say that about mine. I use it continuously and has been the best investment ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:44 PM (bEQQ4)

142 CFP is calling on red state AGs to indict high level Dems.

Not going to happen.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 08:44 PM (zd2ie)

143
some writer on cnn says in her book that Kennedy and Roberts cut a deal on Gay Marriage
Posted by: REDACTED


When are they going on their honeymoon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 08:44 PM (63Dwl)

144 Watching 'Open Range'.

Whets one's appetite for instant justice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:45 PM (cALn2)

145 Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (u7leW)

You got fired? laid off?

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 08:45 PM (AwYPR)

146 Rod Blagonovitch(sp) defending Trump and calling out political prosecutors on Tucker.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 08:45 PM (cQhBn)

147 140 So apparently the indictment against Trump is 34 counts.

Why not a million counts, no.. no.. 100 billion counts...

Ah, ah, ah,....


F**king clown world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (up/3i

I'll bet seventeen of them are unpaid parking violations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 30, 2023 08:45 PM (Fwhqy)

148 Dems are on cloud nine over this.

Are there prison cells for us all?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 08:46 PM (KiBMU)

149 The democrats cannot stop this chaos . They set it off and they cannot surf the chaos wave. This is the endgame of deconstruction theory as set forth by the Frankfurt school. If America falls at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that the idiots who set this off will be eaten by the revolution .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 08:46 PM (Kjknk)

150 we're pretty gay for the rule of law.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (SXbM4)

Were the 2020 and 2022 elections free and fair?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 08:46 PM (zd2ie)

151 34 counts?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:46 PM (bEQQ4)

152 So how many Feds and locals are on the case as under covers trying to incite or just dragging people from the local VFW tonight? Dedicated Feds baybee.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (oWBc3)

153 AOP, can't say that about mine. I use it continuously and has been the best investment ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2023 08:44 PM (bEQQ4)

To be fair, that would have been a 1980's vintage Gator. One hopes they improved them since.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (tkR6S)

154 I've never heard of a State refusing extradition. I'm sure it's happened. How does it work?

I think Trump probably wants the spectacle of a show-trial. But what if Trump said "fuck it, bitches. Heavy D's got my back. NY is for losers. That's why I left, and I'm not going back, so suck on this fat orange hog?"

Do they just have to let it ride? Do the Feds send Marshals to kidnap him from FL on some kind of full faith and credit pretext?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (oINRc)

155 >>>Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.

Oh, that's big of DeSantis. If Trump decides to go the fugitive route, the Sanctimonious Meatball will do a Pontius Pilate routine.

In his dreams. Trump will not be avoiding the arrest.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (gv7Yb)

156 128 Trump needs a Russian prison tattoo to compete the effect. Come and take it time.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 30, 2023 08:40 PM (oWBc3)

NO REGERTS

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (us2H3)

157 DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, LOOK UP THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF FELTCH.

You're welcome ...
Posted by: ShainS

Look it up on IMDB - it's one of my best movies.

Posted by: Chevy Chase at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (qsvaC)

158 Dems are on cloud nine over this.

Are there prison cells for us all?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 08:46 PM (KiBMU)
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I'm sure they can find room for us all in an unmarked mass grave somewhere.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (BpYfr)

159 tonypete - might have been in a hurry, and the bayonet was more convenient in the moment? ran onto it, so to speak?
i dunno ... stuff happens, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (QNv15)

160 So apparently the indictment against Trump is 34 counts.


30 of them is BADORANGEMAN is BAD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (2graF)

161 I bet Trump's black vote goes way up.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

162 Watching 'Open Range'.

Whets one's appetite for instant justice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:45 PM (cALn2)

Costner's character handled the 'hired gun' perfectly.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (AwYPR)

163 So, the case against Trump will boil down to who is more credible... an attorney, who is already in Jail... or an Ex President of the US...

With it being Trump, if this is New York, they will side with the guy who has already proven to be a liar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:49 PM (oHd/0)

164 161 I bet Trump's black vote goes way up.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Vote Gangsta yo...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 08:49 PM (CCSxw)

165 >>So apparently the indictment against Trump is 34 counts.

My guess - they counted up every time he said he did not pay her. So every campaign talk that he mentions it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (qsvaC)

166 "Every Cat Is a Star Cafe"

Forgotten 80s metal mystery click:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OhZ_PIC2c

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (iKBwy)

167 It's amazing to me that so many of you simply can't acknowledge that any one besides Trump might be a decent person.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)

Silly stmnt. Very very few esp here who back DJT think he is a "decent" person. Or some "moral" exemplar. Or "sweetheart". Or "really nice guy". Or whatever.

DJT is obviously crass and brash and sharp elbowed and wicked tounged. He's also willing to cut deals with anyone. Some DJT supporters like that. Some accept it.

And very few ppl arguing against Ron argue against him on the personal level. The worst is that he has made deals with ppl who are known traitors to the GOP voters. His not being able to bear DJT or win a general aren't about "decency".

Disclosure: "decency" is not a concept I use or really understand. Same with "morality". They don't mean anything as far as I can tell. Some kind of de-cultured de-religionized nonsense.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (1ais2)

168 Kristi Noem h8rs rejoice! Illinois is upgrading our death ray aimed at South Dakota. It will be "the world’s most intense beam of high-energy neutrinos," aimed directly at Lead, SD. Surrender, Kristi!
https://tinyurl.com/swudtxkf

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

169 Mexicans are leaving.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (Pmzap)

170 In his dreams. Trump will not be avoiding the arrest.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 30, 2023 08:47 PM (gv7Yb)

Trumps a showman.... He WANTS to have a picture of him in cuffs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (oHd/0)

171 "139 Scanning internet comments on the indictment. Our side seems settled on the, we're so mad we're going to vote so hard in 24!

Ugh

Posted by: Not trying to be mean

-

Yeah, we're pretty gay for the rule of law.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 08:43 PM (SXbM4) "

and anyone who would say anything else would be pretty fing stupid to do it out in internet is forever land.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:51 PM (QNv15)

172 Do the Feds send Marshals to kidnap him from FL on some kind of full faith and credit pretext?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


The US Marshals Service doesn't work for NYC. They work for the USFed. If they were sent, BiteMe is acknowledging Federal prosecution.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 08:51 PM (jzzG8)

173 There's always time for a capybara at a spa, too.

---------

Looks like a cross between a hippo and a possum.

[Wifey says "hippossum?"]

[I say "Like 'HipHop Awesome?"]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:51 PM (+lwg5)

174 All Josh Fucking Hawley could mumble when Jesse Watters pinned him with the q about the indictment was something about Merrick Garland, IOW he skated just like Garland did.

Pussy RINO.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 08:51 PM (KiBMU)

175 apparently the indictment against Trump is 34 counts.

..

Show trial. He's a fool if he participates.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 08:52 PM (zd2ie)

176 161 I bet Trump's black vote goes way up.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

Black male vote. But he prob had most of that already. Prob lowest turnout demo but still. Talking votes not ballots.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 08:52 PM (1ais2)

177 Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 08:50 PM (1ais2)

Saying we support Trump because he is a 'nice guy'...

Is like saying Patton is my Favorite General... because he was such a nice guy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:52 PM (oHd/0)

178 just sayin'

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:53 PM (QNv15)

179 Cute pussy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2023 08:53 PM (ufFY8)

180 I find it really bizarre that DeSantis can't bring himself to ever say Trump's name.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West


Why does he have to?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (jzzG8)

181 We are no longer a constitutional state, republic, monarchy, or otherwise.

F*** the Democrats, whether in their Confederate or post-Confederate modes.

They’ve been on the wrong side of history since Bleeding Kansas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (v4kIh)

182 Hey remember when the FBI raid on Mar-A-Lago happened and we all thought wow that is an indiginity that the Union cannot survive. And then we thought, oh, there was backlash now they've learned their lesson.

Things are not getting better.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (pwExq)

183 I bet Trump's black vote goes way up.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

---------

The Beijing vote will still outnumber it 100-1.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (+lwg5)

184
Costner's character handled the 'hired gun' perfectly.
Posted by: BignJames
-----
Some very interesting inside stuff


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316356/trivia

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (g59Yt)

185 "Saying we support Trump because he is a 'nice guy'... "

who inna eff says that? rly?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:55 PM (QNv15)

186 Just gonna let this all play out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 08:55 PM (Xrfse)

187 >>Silly stmnt. Very very few esp here who back DJT think he is a "decent" person. Or some "moral" exemplar. Or "sweetheart". Or "really nice guy". Or whatever.

>>DJT is obviously crass and brash and sharp elbowed and wicked tounged. He's also willing to cut deals with anyone. Some DJT supporters like that. Some accept it.

Look where we are right now. We are on the verge of a civil war. We didn't ask for this war, it is being brought to us by a ruthless, corrupt, lawless, marxist mob.

I could care less about decent or moral. I want a fucking warlord. I want someone who will never stop fighting no matter how many whine all is lost and we just need to accept that all is lost.

Fuck that. I want Trump because he is the absolute right weapon to fight the scum coming for us. There is nobody else even close.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

188 179 Cute pussy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 30, 2023 08:53 PM (ufFY

Yeah, and you can just grab the Pussy... you can do anything...

except belly rubs with some...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (oHd/0)

189 Imagine denying DJT bail as a flight risk!

Everyone who makes "poke me in the ass" jail jokes laughing about DJT in Rikers?

Ass rape lol amirite guys?

Teach that criminal DJT a lesson if Tie-RONE is his celly, right?

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (1ais2)

190 181, 182, boom, spot-on

?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (QNv15)

191 Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Jason Whitlock on Tuck a few minutes ago... was implying he was 'ready for whatever comes next'.... as all American Men should.

Scary

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

192 Cute pussy.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

*blink, blink*

*tugs at collar*

https://is.gd/Ce25YG

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

193 I bet Trump's black vote goes way up.

The GOP is always one election away from making inroads into the black vote. Trump pandered harder than anyone since Jack Kemp. And the result: nothing at all.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (KFhLj)

194 I am being fired because of my zip code. New CEO wants us in the office 3 days a week. No way I'm going to Oregon for this low paying job. They are elimenating my position. And they have no idea what I really do as they didn't bother to ask. I've been there since 2006 and worked from home for years with no issue.

I am also the kind of person that doesn't want to retire. But if I had interviewed with the company, run by these new guys, I wouldn't have taken the job. They made the decision for me and I can look forward to retirement.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (u7leW)

195 Why does he have to?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 08:54 PM (jzzG

---------

Why not?

Perhaps I'm projecting, but when a former POTUS who helped get me elected, is a resident of the state in which I govern, and is the victim of a kangaroo grand jury is being railroaded on a Day Which Will Live in Infamy as the Death of The Rule of Law ... I think I might possess the non-childish dignity do a shout-out by name (even if I have to keep mentioning "hush money" and "porn stars" in doing so).

Obviously, YMMV ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (+lwg5)

196 Look where we are right now. We are on the verge of a civil war. We didn't ask for this war, it is being brought to us by a ruthless, corrupt, lawless, marxist mob.

I could care less about decent or moral. I want a fucking warlord. I want someone who will never stop fighting no matter how many whine all is lost and we just need to accept that all is lost.

Fuck that. I want Trump because he is the absolute right weapon to fight the scum coming for us. There is nobody else even close.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)


Imma say yes, Imma say no. Yes, Lord Humungus FTW.

The guy who appointed Chris Wray is not that guy.

I have a hard time reconciling it.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 08:58 PM (pwExq)

197 JS - *fistbump*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:58 PM (QNv15)

198 194 Retirement is glorious! Good luck!

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 08:58 PM (MvF+J)

199 Do the Feds send Marshals to kidnap him from FL on some kind of full faith and credit pretext?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


YD ... you are one of my favorites here. So I say, in full sincerity, you just don't get it.

Donald Trump will move Hell and Earth to get to NYC, to be arrested, to do whatever in the Hell is in that's man's head that he thinks he's going to do. This is drama. Donald Trump will not miss that drama for all the tea in China.

This play was easy for DeSantis - although I'm glad he did it. He should have said "no extradition". But he knows, because he can watch Donald Trump in the three stage play that is Donald Trump Fucks Donald Trump ... fuck Donald Trump.

In two weeks, when Donald Trump is still under the thumb of the rigged New York legal system ? Nobody will be more outraged, verbose, and ultimately screwed ... than Donald Trump.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 08:59 PM (1+5Xl)

200 Fuck that. I want Trump because he is the absolute right weapon to fight the scum coming for us. There is nobody else even close.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

Weird. It seems like you think I am not a DJT guy. To be clear, I am. 100%. For the same reasons as you. Excepting Kobach or Navarro (who can't win).

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 08:59 PM (1ais2)

201 "you go to war with the army you have."

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 08:59 PM (QNv15)

202 Sorry to hear that, Notsothoreau. Prayers will be up shortly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:00 PM (v4kIh)

203 Saying we support Trump because he is a 'nice guy'...

When Rush died stories started to come out about what a generous, kind man he was. Contrary to the picture the libs painted of him during his career.
Rush, the man, was a nice guy.

I believe Trump is a nice guy, in his private life. He's bombastic and rude in his political life.
Our banker is a snot when he's sitting behind his big desk in the bank. At a backyard bbq he's one of the nicest guys.
Trump, the man, is a nice guy by most accounts. I support both the political Trump and the citizen Trump.

Posted by: old chick at March 30, 2023 09:00 PM (sOete)

204 In two weeks, when Donald Trump is still under the thumb of the rigged New York legal system ? Nobody will be more outraged, verbose, and ultimately screwed ... than Donald Trump.
Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 08:59 PM (1+5Xl)

+70mil votes last time.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:00 PM (1ais2)

205 They made the decision for me and I can look forward to retirement.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (u7leW)



You will find a way to like it. I love being retired. I don't have prospects of a lot of more money, but my time is my own. Every day is Saturday.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:01 PM (yQpMk)

206 I could care less about decent or moral. I want a fucking warlord. I want someone who will never stop fighting no matter how many whine all is lost and we just need to accept that all is lost.

Fuck that. I want Trump because he is the absolute right weapon to fight the scum coming for us. There is nobody else even close.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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"Losers whine about 'their best.' Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -- Some guy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:01 PM (BpYfr)

207 Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (u7leW)

I was once kind of in that situation. Send them an email stating you ARE willing to work as a contractor, but, you hourly rate will not be in line with your actual job skills.

Then, when they suddenly figure out you have corporate knowledge they just can't function without? Yeah... make Bank.

And thinkin on it, my Dad, the Senior ATT Engineer for Central Calif and the Sierras, did just that when ATT broke up... worked as a contractor for YEARS, working 20 hours a week, for more money.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

208 >>Weird. It seems like you think I am not a DJT guy. To be clear, I am. 100%. For the same reasons as you. Excepting Kobach or Navarro (who can't win).

Weird. I was agreeing with you.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Fuck off, Dunce.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

210 Oh, never mind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:02 PM (yQpMk)

211 Our visiting shitstain, as incoherent as ever,

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:03 PM (Xrfse)

212
Weird. I was agreeing with you.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Sorry. My mistake. It was clear.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:03 PM (1ais2)

213 *waves away ozone*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

214 Grains of salt not included:

@costareports
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2m
Sources tell CBS's Pat Milton that while plans are fluid on DA side, plan is for Trump to fly to NY Monday and be arraigned Tuesday... The proceedings are expected to be brief, maybe 10-15 minutes, per Milton. The charges in the indictment will be read to him... developing...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 09:04 PM (jzzG8)

215 Perhaps I'm projecting, but when a former POTUS who helped get me elected, is a resident of the state in which I govern, and is the victim of a kangaroo grand jury is being railroaded on a Day Which Will Live in Infamy as the Death of The Rule of Law ... I think I might possess the non-childish dignity do a shout-out by name (even if I have to keep mentioning "hush money" and "porn stars" in doing so).

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Should have added my primary objection: shit like this makes DeSantis come off as inauthentic (the reason many of us love Trump is his simple authenticity) and managed by his consultant class coterie (just like his flip-flop on Ukraine).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:04 PM (+lwg5)

216 Subway cat will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Hachikō got a bronze statue for hanging around a subway station for nine years.

That cat ain't gettin' nothin'.

https://tinyurl.com/4pes23s8

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

217 Posted by: old chick at March 30, 2023 09:00 PM (sOete)

I do believe that Trump is a nice guy... but that is not why I support him... in fact its a detriment IMO.

I want a Pro American Patriot Asshole.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 09:04 PM (oHd/0)

218 I don't think this will be the straw that started the Civil War. I once believed the MAL raid would be. But it wasn't. Overton window keeps moving.

We are going to be outraged about the indictment until we aren't. Then we will be outraged at incarceration.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:05 PM (pwExq)

219 How soon before Joe Biden orders drone strikes on President Trump in Florida?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 30, 2023 09:05 PM (R/m4+)

220 +70mil votes last time.

--

I'm fairly certain Trump got 81M.

That's why Biden and the (D)s keep spiking the football and using the number.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 09:05 PM (XSoJN)

221 I do have a few things planned. I have been getting Social Security so am okay there. I think I will put in for unemployment, for a few months. And I will finally be able to put some effort into fixing this place up.

It's like what I saw on a finance video. You can always make money. You can't make more time.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (u7leW)

222 I'm fairly certain Trump got 81M.

That's why Biden and the (D)s keep spiking the football and using the number.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 09:05 PM (XSoJN)

Possible. I think for some reason DEMs don't destroy votes en masse. So I go with the reg total.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (1ais2)

223 >>Imma say yes, Imma say no. Yes, Lord Humungus FTW.

>>The guy who appointed Chris Wray is not that guy.

>>I have a hard time reconciling it.

@GovRonDeSantis

Christopher Wray is talented, capable & highly respected. POTUS has made an inspired choice & I look forward to working with Director Wray.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)

224 We are going to be outraged about the indictment until we aren't. Then we will be outraged at incarceration.

Yeah, outrage doesn't seem to put a dent in any of this.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

225 the left thinks if they could get Sussman an acquital

they can get a guilty on Trump

their supporters are scum

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:07 PM (us2H3)

226 I want a Pro American Patriot Asshole.
Posted by: Romeo13

Me, too.
In fact, I want PDT to go scorched earth now. Take no prisoners. Be the SMOD everyone keeps waiting for.

Posted by: old chick at March 30, 2023 09:08 PM (sOete)

227 It's like what I saw on a finance video. You can always make money. You can't make more time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (u7leW)

This. I worked a lot of years, and sacrificed a lot of life, so I could retire while I was still healthy.

So the first years of my retirement? oh... Covid lock downs... //facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

228 Trump's fault on Wray is he listened to the fat fuck Christie

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:08 PM (us2H3)

229 Melissa Nelson, Republican, Florida Fourth Judicial Circuit State Attorney in Jacksonville Florida, should indict James Earl Carter Jr. for admitting in 1976, “I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times,” and ... AND because he fucked up the U.S. economy almost as badly as Donald John Trump Sr. fucked it up in 2020.

Posted by: Marooned at March 30, 2023 09:08 PM (kt8QE)

230 224 We are going to be outraged about the indictment until we aren't. Then we will be outraged at incarceration.

Yeah, outrage doesn't seem to put a dent in any of this.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:07 PM (Xrfse)

But talking about the next level? Yeah... not online.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (oHd/0)

231 It's like what I saw on a finance video. You can always make money. You can't make more time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (u7leW)



This is the way.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

232 Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 08:59 PM (1+5Xl)

Oh, I don't doubt Trump will show up with bells on. For better or worse, he's almost certainly spoiling for this fight, and it's a cost free virtue signal for DeSantis to refuse extradition like he just did.

I'm just curious as to how it would play out if Trump refused to leave FL. Does NY sue FL in Hawaiian Court? Do the Feds issue a warrant? More wondering about the hypothetical.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (oINRc)

233 But talking about the next level? Yeah... not online.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (oHd/0)



Yep.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

234 I think, for reasons I don't understand, that they hate the office I worked at and would like to get rid of all of us. They are pushing people to the breaking point. And it's not smart to do that with skilled people. They will find new jobs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 09:09 PM (u7leW)

235 @GovRonDeSantis

Christopher Wray is talented, capable & highly respected. POTUS has made an inspired choice & I look forward to working with Director Wray.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)


That's fine. DeSantis is one of my governors and I would like him to stay that. But DeSantis did not appoint Wray.

Tell me how the guy who appointed Wray becomes the Warlord we need.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:10 PM (pwExq)

236 They made the decision for me and I can look forward to retirement.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 08:57 PM (u7leW)

I was a little angsty before retirement...now I wish I had retired earlier.

Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 09:10 PM (AwYPR)

237 I think Trump also has jaywalked on multiple occasions. Nor has he properly re-cycled his garbage on numerous occasions, I am told. We either have laws or we don't. Throw the book at him!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (TvzTk)

238 Ben Had:
Your email is shitty@themoment.com, or shitty@themoment.org?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (SqPcY)

239 Fuck that. I want Trump because he is the absolute right weapon to fight the scum coming for us. There is nobody else even close.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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So if he's the only one, how is he supposed to fight everyone by himself? He was impeached twice, lost a rigged election, raided at home and now indicted. What's he gonna do from 2025-2029 to fight the scum? It worked so well the first time around. And when he's gone, then what?

I'll vote for Trump again but holy shit - this country is beyond screwed.

Posted by: And then? at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (RG7Wy)

240 I don't think this will be the straw that started the Civil War. I once believed the MAL raid would be. But it wasn't. Overton window keeps moving.

Watching this ... tell me. Tell me what serious men are supposed to lock and load over Trump ?

The guy that waits two weeks after he gets screwed out of an election to bitch about it ? Or the guy that waits until the day he's supposed to step down to raise a bit of a fuss, before he shuffles off the scene without giving any cover to those who showed up for him ?

Or the guy that, even after the Governor refused to extradite ... still flies up to NYC next week ? That guy ? We're supposed to risk time and treasure over that guy ?

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (1+5Xl)

241 Tell me how the guy who appointed Wray becomes the Warlord we need.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:10 PM (pwExq)

DJT never claimed or ran as a warlord. The opposite.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (1ais2)

242 No sane person wants The Sequel.

A rational person hopes for a peaceful negotiation.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 09:13 PM (aEFfP)

243 7'8" Barron Trump will be the one to sit on the Throne of Skulls as First Citizen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

244 So the first years of my retirement? oh... Covid lock downs... //facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30,
2023 09:08 PM (oHd/0)
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Me too! Retired late 2019, had big, BIG plans for 2020. Lotsa travel. Ha!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

245 228 Trump's fault on Wray is he listened to the fat fuck Christie
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:08 PM (us2H3)


Well,okay. Executive guy, you're fired guy, is pretty shitty at putting people into important positions. He put Wray in because he was listening to Christie. Presume that's true, who put Christie there for Trump to listen to?

Look - I want Trump to win the Presidency now just out of spite. But I'd like it better if he shows that he isn't totally going to dorked in the ass by everyone he listens to.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:14 PM (pwExq)

246 Me too! Retired late 2019, had big, BIG plans for 2020. Lotsa travel. Ha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

My mom and dad retired around then, and moved to their new AO. Beautiful place, and my mom was all psyched to see it all. Surprise!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 09:15 PM (oINRc)

247 So the first years of my retirement? oh... Covid lock downs... //facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13

Me too! Retired late 2019, had big, BIG plans for 2020. Lotsa travel. Ha!
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Yep - me too. But - I'm still happy to be outta there. I know of plenty of my peers that died right before or immediately after retirement. What a gyp!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:15 PM (qoGsy)

248 Ben Had:
Your email is shitty@themoment.com, or shitty@themoment.org?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (SqPcY)

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I believe it's shitty@themoment.biz.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:16 PM (+lwg5)

249 221 I never wanted to retire, but the company went belly up. I found the job search process to be more humiliating than I could tolerate, so I retired early. I resented it for a while, but it has turned out great. It's so wonderful to have total control of your schedule. If the govt is crazy enough to pay me to sit on my ass, who am I to complain?

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

250 >>Tell me how the guy who appointed Wray becomes the Warlord we need.

Don't be ridiculous. I never said Trump was perfect and you are ignoring the fact that Trump had very few people willing to work for him or even advise him. Some of his staff choices were not good. Nobody is denying that.

But do I think he purposely appointed and FBI Director who was a uniparty drone when it was the FBI who was leading the charge to throw him in prison? No, I don't. He listened to Chris Christie and made a mistake. He's made others. He will again.

Your turn. Name me one national Republican who has fought back against this leftist mob 1/10 as much as Trump. No spoke meaningless words, done stuff to expose them and galvanize opposition to them. There is nobody.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)

251 Finally! The mystery's solved!

The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)

252 Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:14 PM (pwExq)

do we get to nag like hell when your guy makes a mistake ?

cuz I'm pretty sure God aint running

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (us2H3)

253 Look - I want Trump to win the Presidency now just out of spite. But I'd like it better if he shows that he isn't totally going to dorked in the ass by everyone he listens to.

He could ... at a minimum ... stay in Florida. He won't. He'll fly, on his own dime, to NYC. Then they'll book him, and fuck with him - and maybe that is what is best.

Because Donald Trump doesn't yet understand when Donald Trump is fucked. But he's going to learn.

Because I don't think NYC is going to let go of him, once his dumb old ass walks in there.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM (1+5Xl)

254 DJT never claimed or ran as a warlord. The opposite.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:11 PM (1ais2)


Yes but I am not having the discussion with DJT, I am having the discussion with JackStraw who is claiming that he IS the Warlord We Need.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM (pwExq)

255 Finally! The mystery's solved!

The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.


Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)
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It took the fibbies 6 years to concoct that story?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM (BpYfr)

256 The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.

idiotic. he wasn't gambling there, he was laundering money. Turning illegal cash into legal income. Losses are expected, and irrelevant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:19 PM (r46W7)

257 Kristi Noem h8rs rejoice! Illinois is upgrading our death ray aimed at South Dakota. It will be "the world’s most intense beam of high-energy neutrinos," aimed directly at Lead, SD. Surrender, Kristi!
https://tinyurl.com/swudtxkf
Posted by: Preparing gp


About 100 trillion neutrinos pass through your body every second, mostly because of the sun.

If you've got a neutrino gun big enough to hurt her, you're Lex Luthor, and I claim my 500 rupees.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 09:20 PM (DgGvY)

258 255 Finally! The mystery's solved!

The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.


Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)
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It took the fibbies 6 years to concoct that story?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM
They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2023 09:20 PM (MF3yS)

259 Trump is the most effective Republican President in my lifetime

He installed 3 justices that overturned Roe and he started no wars

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (us2H3)

260 of him, once his dumb old ass walks in there.
Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM (1+5Xl)

All of DC couldn't chew him up. Congress, press, mil, intel, irs. All of it. They ended up spitting him out. And he has more electoral support than before.

NYC has bit off more than they can chew. The dog finally caught the bumper.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (1ais2)

261 251 Anybody who played slot machines for years on end lost millions, not tens of thousands. He was a money launderer; he was paid to lose. Would be nice to know who he worked for. Too bad the top of his head came off so quick.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (MvF+J)

262 7'8" Barron Trump will be the one to sit on the Throne of Skulls as First Citizen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

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Out: "Washington, Washington -- 6 foot 20, killin' for fun."
In: "Barron Trump, Barron Trump -- 7 foot 8, sittin' on chumps."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (+lwg5)

263 But talking about the next level? Yeah... not online.

Not even gonna go there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (Xrfse)

264 Yes but I am not having the discussion with DJT, I am having the discussion with JackStraw who is claiming that he IS the Warlord We Need.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM (pwExq)

Warlords don't hawk trading cards with their pictures on them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (r46W7)

265 Still voting for trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (FrvLQ)

266 It took the fibbies 6 years to concoct that story?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM

should be featured on the Sunday book thread

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (us2H3)

267 "If you've got a neutrino gun big enough to hurt her, you're Lex Luthor, and I claim my 500 rupees."

Ours goes up to 11.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (MvF+J)

268 259 Trump is the most effective Republican President in my lifetime

He installed 3 justices that overturned Roe and he started no wars
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (us2H3)

His econ and for pol (in addition to no wars and troop reductions) were just as good.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (1ais2)

269 Finally! The mystery's solved!

The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.

[insert rolling-eyes emoji here]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)
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This statement was written by ChatGPT.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:23 PM (+lwg5)

270 The only good thing that came out of all this today is DeSantis doing what every state should have done long ago.

This notion of Maryland doesn't like the resident of Illinois for this, that, or the other. To Hell with the notion of just filing a form, and Illinois going out there blindly and arresting said dude.

States need to cooperate less. Not more.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:23 PM (1+5Xl)

271 >>Warlords don't hawk trading cards with their pictures on them.

Yea, do campaign ads wearing Top Gun jackets.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)

272 The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.

Here, pull my finger.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

273 Yes, I am worried about being able to put in a garden and fix up the house while I am healthy enough to do so. There's never the perfect time. I was prepared to keep at it for awhile longer but wanted to be able to retire by my birthday the end of April. I've done pretty much all I can do to be ready for this. One more loose end to wrap up, but I'm close on that too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2023 09:23 PM (u7leW)

274 It took the fibbies 6 years to concoct that story?
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And not 100s of thousands of dollars but tens?!!! A high-stakes pro gambler who couldn't cover e.g. up $90K??

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:24 PM (Vwz3I)

275 He installed 3 justices that overturned Roe and he started no wars
Posted by: REDACTED

EXACTLY!! That's why we held the coup!!
-- Leftish scum of the earth

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:24 PM (qoGsy)

276 261 251 Anybody who played slot machines for years on end lost millions, not tens of thousands. He was a money launderer; he was paid to lose. Would be nice to know who he worked for. Too bad the top of his head came off so quick.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (MvF+J)

what a coincidence that right after he died, some "burglars" went through his house and smashed all of his hard drives and stole all of his written records. Even a bigger coincidence was the fact that all Law Enforcement - City, State, and Federal - was ordered to stay far away from that house until the "burglars" had come and gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:24 PM (r46W7)

277 We be proud to anounnce that's the Brattelboro Womins Reprodcutertive Center will be hoosting a Trump arrest party on Friday night. We be prouds of the NYC DA that's gots Trump for Lying to are Black Presdent.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 30, 2023 09:24 PM (p3lya)

278 @240 Get a job- all that being said I wouldn’t risk anything for you either Mr Patriot. I have my issues about Trump but the fact is you, myself or anyone else had a candidate that even pretended to give a rats ass about this country and its citizens until Trump. Last one was Reagan. I’m not even advocating violence but if can’t even allow the man a modicum deference well there you go, I wouldn’t give squirt of piss for your ass either. See the problem now?

This isn’t only about Trump but you go on and cling to your pettiness.

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2023 09:25 PM (IlL6s)

279 Generally don't watch Hannity but good legal guests tonight. Dershowitz just said he's going to sue Michael Cohen for defamation. Apparently Cohen tweeted something to the effect that Dershowitz was having sex with underage girls on pedo Island. The woman admitted it didn't happen.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 09:25 PM (Kjknk)

280 This statement was written by ChatGPT.
Posted by: ShainS


Take it back! That's libel, and I'll sue!

Posted by: ChatGPT at March 30, 2023 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

281 Vegas shooter was mad at casinos, so he shoots up a concert instead of a casino?

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (SYTee)

282 NYC has bit off more than they can chew. The dog finally caught the bumper.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:21 PM (1ais2)


Oh yeah. You got it. Trump will be like the dude in Watchmen. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

Horse. Shit. Once that old man surrenders to NYC - and apparently, he's dead set on it - it's game on.

I'd say, his boys need to talk some sense in the old man. But nobody talks sense into the old man.

Nth Dimensional Chess my ass. This move is dumb.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (1+5Xl)

283 Would they have the balls to hold him without bail? Is that where they really want to go with this? Or do they just want to have a way to fuck with him for 18 months. Disrupt his campaign with calls to return to NY for this hearing or that, with a big trial to commence in Oct 2024?
Embattled presidential candidate!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (FrvLQ)

284 But do I think he purposely appointed and FBI Director who was a uniparty drone when it was the FBI who was leading the charge to throw him in prison? No, I don't. He listened to Chris Christie and made a mistake. He's made others. He will again.

Your turn. Name me one national Republican who has fought back against this leftist mob 1/10 as much as Trump. No spoke meaningless words, done stuff to expose them and galvanize opposition to them. There is nobody.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:16 PM (ZLI7S)


So, again, Trump is not at fault on Wray, it's Christie's fault.

Okay, who listened to Christie again? Oh, right - that would be Trump.

I am 100% with you, Jack, we need a Warlord. I just don't see how Trump is the Warlord.

Do not automatically assume that because someone is critical of what Trump did (and you even say it was a mistake, does that make you a DeSimp?) that there is a "guy" behind it. I don't yet have a guy.

I don't know that Warlord exists anywhere. I have already said at this point I want to see Trump elected President as just out of spite. But I would feel better if he showed that he learned from last time.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (pwExq)

285 281 Vegas shooter was mad at casinos, so he shoots up a concert instead of a casino?
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (SYTee)

Hah, that bit of insanity in the excuse struck me too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:27 PM (r46W7)

286 It took the fibbies 6 years to concoct that story?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:18 PM

should be featured on the Sunday book thread
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:22 PM (us2H3)
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As I pointed out in an earlier thread, the weird west story I'm reading right now is more believable. It features ancient gods imprisoned below the earth in Nevada and Darkest Africa trying to get free.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:27 PM (BpYfr)

287 Which state will be the first to secede?

My money is TX.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:28 PM (FrvLQ)

288 Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2023 09:25 PM (IlL6s)

Go get him, JROD. Then enjoy while he keeps trying to go back from where you got him.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:28 PM (1+5Xl)

289 bottom video is asian version of the can opener bridge here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO6x0eBnrmU

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 09:28 PM (FCbAQ)

290 Right. Dude was so assmad about casinos that he shot up a country concert instead of a casino. Blowing vast sums in a casino is the kind of thing a guy who knows his own expiration date is likely to do. Feeling persecuted is the mindset of dudes into mass murder/suicide. None of this says shit about his motives.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 30, 2023 09:28 PM (KFhLj)

291 I wonder how the Left is going to spin the Trump indictment? That this is a nothing more than a common white collar crime, not big deal, just routine as can be and besides politicians get indicted all the time, once again, just routine as can be; that this one involves a former president who happens to be running for President is just a Maga talking point to stir up the white supremist enemies of the state?

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 09:29 PM (9e/0I)

292 285 281 Vegas shooter was mad at casinos, so he shoots up a concert instead of a casino?
Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2023 09:26 PM (SYTee)

Hah, that bit of insanity in the excuse struck me too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:27 PM (r46W7)

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He did it FROM a casino, so it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:29 PM (s12c9)

293 Would they have the balls to hold him without bail? 

..

Why would it take balls?

The judge would be a media darling. And a hero in NY.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (xKFf+)

294 Pretty sure Grassley said the senate wouldn't confirm anyone but wray

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (FrvLQ)

295 269 Finally! The mystery's solved!

The Associated Press @AP · 6h
The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.

[insert rolling-eyes emoji here]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:17 PM (Vwz3I)
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This statement was written by ChatGPT.
Posted by: ShainS



LOL!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (2graF)

296 Usually in situations like this, the warlord doesn't become clear until the first tier of leadership on both sides is dead (along with a good percentage of the population) Cromwell was just a low ranking back bencher MP at the start of that war.

The maneuvering will get interesting once the killing starts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (r46W7)

297 There's never the perfect time. I was prepared to keep at it for awhile longer but wanted to be able to retire by my birthday the end of April. I've done pretty much all I can do to be ready for this. One more loose end to wrap up, but I'm close on that too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

My Pop used to say this all the time and I never really understood until I found myself retired:

"I don't know how I ever found time to work."

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (qoGsy)

298 "Oh yeah. You got it. Trump will be like the dude in Watchmen. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."

Pretty much. DC couldn't handle him so they spit him out and got a sucker proxy to go after him.

"N-dimensional chess" got him +70mil votes.

+70mil votes

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:31 PM (1ais2)

299 oldchick@203; exactly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 09:31 PM (QNv15)

300 Good Grief, Pence is on CNN getting his nipples massaged by Wolf Blitzer. Ack.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 09:31 PM (9e/0I)

301 Which state will be the first to secede?

My money is TX.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:28 PM (FrvLQ)

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I will move to the first state that secedes (unfortunately now, it won't be our home state of AZ now that elections are forever rigged).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:31 PM (+lwg5)

302 As I pointed out in an earlier thread, the weird west story I'm reading right now is more believable. It features ancient gods imprisoned below the earth in Nevada and Darkest Africa trying to get free.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:27 PM (BpYfr)
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That sounds good. Joe R. Lonsdale?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

303 The maneuvering will get interesting once the killing starts.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (r46W7)

Yeah. Until elites get physical with each other, it isn't happening yet.

This is very close given US context, but not enough.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (1ais2)

304 Good Grief, Pence is on CNN getting his nipples massaged by Wolf Blitzer. Ack.

He desperately just wants to be loved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (Xrfse)

305 @288 Get a job- Go get him? WTF are you talking about. I said I’m not advocating violence and no f’ing civil war is going to be started for him or anything else. I’m just amazed by the petty BS spewed by people that sound like some chick that got pumped and dumped and is now out to get the guy because he didn’t do what they wanted.

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (IlL6s)

306 bottom video is asian version of the can opener bridge here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


I saw a mild version of this in real life. The driver apparently knew how tall his camper was, but didn't add anything for the A/C unit on top. Peeled her right off the roof.

Since he was driving towards "Up North," it was a pretty short camping trip.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (DgGvY)

307 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: CNN's John Miller says Trump will face 34 counts related to falsifying business records

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (Vwz3I)

308 Good Grief, Pence is on CNN getting his nipples massaged by Wolf Blitzer. Ack.
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Is Pence's wife in the same room?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

309 >>So, again, Trump is not at fault on Wray, it's Christie's fault.

>>Okay, who listened to Christie again? Oh, right - that would be Trump.

>>I am 100% with you, Jack, we need a Warlord. I just don't see how Trump is the Warlord.


No, and that is clearly not what I said.

>>He listened to Chris Christie and made a mistake.

Don't argue just to argue. I just said Trump has made mistakes and will make mistakes again. He's not my hero he's my weapon of choice because he is the best available.

I specifically asked you to give me an alternative and you didn't. I don't get to pick the weapon of my dreams, I get to pick from the ones available and in my opinion Trump is by far the best for the fight we are in right now.

And yea, any Republican politician who scares the shit out of the left and has the ability to draw 10s of thousands for a rally in east bumfuck, nowhere on a random night to fight the left is indeed a warlord for the times. Again, who you got that's better?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

310 @288 Get a job- What candidate are you unrealistically projecting all your political wants and fantasies onto in 24’?

Posted by: JROD at March 30, 2023 09:35 PM (IlL6s)

311 *fart noise*

innit just, amirite?

eh, what can i say, workin' on another 29 years ...

g'night alla youse!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 09:35 PM (QNv15)

312 He did it FROM a casino, so it makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Cicero


"If they don't catch me, the casino will take the blame! It's the perfect crime!"

Posted by: nobody ever at March 30, 2023 09:36 PM (DgGvY)

313 "N-dimensional chess" got him +70mil votes.

+70mil votes

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:31 PM (1ais2)


Which got him ... nothing. Trump is a seventy something, NYC boomer. It's not a matter of him unable to see how things work. It's a matter of he won't.

He's going to run to this NYC courtroom next week. And the all the usual suspects here will bitch about how unfair the proceedings are working.

At some point, when the game is rigged - it's your damn fault for playing.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:36 PM (1+5Xl)

314 307 @Breaking911 · 1h
JUST IN: CNN's John Miller says Trump will face 34 counts related to falsifying business records
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (Vwz3I)

oh gawd that's even weaker than the Stormy Daniels idiocy. Trump's accountants and lawyers maintained the records, not Trump himself. Geez, are that stupid?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:37 PM (r46W7)

315 Pretty sure Grassley said the senate wouldn't confirm anyone but wray

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (FrvLQ)

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As I've mentioned before -- Trump should have (and perhaps may get another chance to?) kept sending up right wing nut-job after nut-job -- in every cabinet position -- to intentionally insult the Senators during (knowing full well they'll be rejected for) "confirmation" while having already hired some hard-core bad-ass house-cleaning #2 (or #221, whatever it takes) to fumigate the Deep State behind the scenes.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:37 PM (+lwg5)

316 306 bottom video is asian version of the can opener bridge here.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

I saw a mild version of this in real life. The driver apparently knew how tall his camper was, but didn't add anything for the A/C unit on top. Peeled her right off the roof.

Since he was driving towards "Up North," it was a pretty short camping trip.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM
I saw a steel girder one lane bridge taken down by a 10 wheel dumptruck that didn't allow the bed to fully return to level. The front end of the bed hit the overhead and knoked the section off the piers and into the river. Surprise!

Posted by: Eromero at March 30, 2023 09:37 PM (MF3yS)

317 @Breaking911 · 2h
SPEAKER MCCARTHY ON TRUMP INDICTMENT: "The American people will not tolerate this injustice, and the House of Representatives will hold [DA] Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account."

JPG of full statement, including the "D.A." letting violent criminals walk.
https://tinyurl.com/3et5yc5y

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:37 PM (Vwz3I)

318 294 Pretty sure Grassley said the senate wouldn't confirm anyone but wray
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:30 PM (FrvLQ)


OHHHHH. So it's Grassley's fault now.

I see.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:37 PM (pwExq)

319 As I pointed out in an earlier thread, the weird west story I'm reading right now is more believable. It features ancient gods imprisoned below the earth in Nevada and Darkest Africa trying to get free.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:27 PM (BpYfr)
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That sounds good. Joe R. Lonsdale?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
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R.S. Belchter, The Queen of Swords (Book 3 of the Golgotha series). You'd probably enjoy it. It's crazy weird.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:38 PM (BpYfr)

320 @296, boom

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 09:38 PM (QNv15)

321 At some point, when the game is rigged - it's your damn fault for playing.
Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:36 PM (1+5Xl)

Ah. I see. Good for you. Have fun. Exit is that way.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:38 PM (1ais2)

322 Adam "the tears are real" Kinzinger is getting interviewed by Jake Trapper. Ack. "A somber and sobering day but nobody is above the law," says the guy he spent his entire time on the J6 Star Chamber shitting on the law.

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 09:39 PM (9e/0I)

323 There are no adults in DC.

If there were, they'd be holding high level negotiations.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 09:39 PM (l5dwf)

324 SPEAKER MCCARTHY ON TRUMP INDICTMENT: "The American people will not tolerate this injustice, and the House of Representatives will hold [DA] Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account."

More hollow grandstanding. IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:39 PM (Xrfse)

325 Kevin McCarthy
@SpeakerMcCarthy

Alvin Bragg has irreparably damaged our country in an attempt to interfere in our Presidential election.

As he routinely frees violent criminals to terrorize the public, he weaponized our sacred system of justice against President Donald Trump.

The American people will not tolerate this injustice, and the House of Representatives will hold Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:40 PM (NpAcC)

326 More hollow grandstanding. IMO.

Now, come on. Their will be a very well televised hearing, where the GOP expresses their severe displeasure with the current events.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:41 PM (1+5Xl)

327 Good Grief, Pence is on CNN getting his nipples massaged by Wolf Blitzer. Ack.
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Is Pence's wife in the same room?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at March 30, 2023 09:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Yes, and getting her nipples massaged by Jim Acosta.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 09:41 PM (+lwg5)

328 323 There are no adults in DC.

If there were, they'd be holding high level negotiations.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 30, 2023 09:39 PM (l5dwf)

They're adults. Adults who have decided to go to war against the entire world. It's prob about 8k ppl. Most married or related by family.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:41 PM (1ais2)

329 I'll use a word that has never been used about Trump. Naive . He was a businessman who when he said jump his underlings said how high . He thought the same thing would happen in DC. He never expected the amount of corruption, backstabbing and scumbaggery that exists there. He did a great service to the country but revealing it. He made mistakes like listening to Christie about Wray and he didn't fire every Obama and Clinton hack who infest the government. This isn't about Trump its an attempt to destroy this nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 09:41 PM (Kjknk)

330 Finally! Some REAL news!

@Breaking911 · 2h
JUST IN: Jury decides Gwyneth Paltrow is not at fault for 2016 Utah ski collision that left man who sued with broken ribs - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:43 PM (Vwz3I)

331 JUST IN: Jury decides Gwyneth Paltrow is not at fault for 2016 Utah ski collision that left man who sued with broken ribs - AP

Well, that's good for her candle sales.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

332 @316 -
jeez, I useta live by North Avenue in Chicago; the underpass at I-90-94 must have been 13' 6" egg-effin-zackley; I saw so many trailers with the top cut off, it's not even funny anymore ... it was cool to see the crews that got sent out for it, though; 3 guys with sawzalls could reduce the mess pretty fast & toss the refuse into a nearby dumptruck ... it was ... educational ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 09:46 PM (QNv15)

333 I specifically asked you to give me an alternative and you didn't. I don't get to pick the weapon of my dreams, I get to pick from the ones available and in my opinion Trump is by far the best for the fight we are in right now....

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)


And I specifically told you I don't have "a guy." You may not like the answer, but its my answer.

By saying that I want Trump to win for spite I am saying that he's as good as we've got. But he's no Warlord. Let's just say I don't expect much.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:47 PM (pwExq)

334 I'll use a word that has never been used about Trump. Naive . He was a businessman who when he said jump his underlings said how high.

I'll call bullshit on that. Because, even if he was really as stupid as I think ... even he should have caught a clue the day Mitch McConnell did not dismiss the Senate.

He never, for four years, showed any public indication that he caught that clue. He's a vain, arrogant man.

And he's not smart. At all.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:47 PM (1+5Xl)

335 329, bing-effin-go!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 30, 2023 09:47 PM (QNv15)

336 Carpe Donktum 🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 49m
Democrats are celebrating charging Trump with jaywalking after spending 7 years telling everyone he is literally Hitler. This is your BIG WIN?
🤣

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:48 PM (Vwz3I)

337 I just had some cocoanut flavored rum.
Does this make me gay?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)


One won't do it. Have 5 and find out.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 09:48 PM (FCbAQ)

338 Quote Tweet Cory Booker @CoryBooker · 1h
The news of Trump’s indictment is a testament to one of the most fundamental ideals of our country: no one is above the law – not even presidents.

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
This newfound reverence for laws and justice is truly hilarious.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:50 PM (Vwz3I)

339 331 JUST IN: Jury decides Gwyneth Paltrow is not at fault for 2016 Utah ski collision that left man who sued with broken ribs - AP

They also found that the other person as at fault and has to pay her legal fees

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:50 PM (us2H3)

340 >>And I specifically told you I don't have "a guy." You may not like the answer, but it's my answer.

Get back to me when you do and I'll spend time questioning you on every mistake he or she has ever made.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

341 @Breaking911 · 2h
JUST IN: Jury decides Gwyneth Paltrow is not at fault for 2016 Utah ski collision that left man who sued with broken ribs - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:43 PM (Vwz3I)

shameful that the case went this far - the man was wealthy himself, they presented evidence that he had been going on more vacations with no problem *after* the accident, and also of him bragging about how much money he was going to make off this rich movie star. I don't really care for Paltrow, but this guy suing her was a whole lot worse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 09:51 PM (r46W7)

342 Quote Tweet Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi · 1h
The Grand Jury has acted upon the facts and the law.

No one is above the law, and everyone has the right to a trial to prove innocence.

Hopefully, the former President will peacefully respect the system, which grants him that right.

Carpe Donktum🔹 @CarpeDonktum · 1h
Put a sock in it, thundercunt.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:52 PM (Vwz3I)

343 I don't see how drinking flavored rum is all that different from drinking some sort of foo-foo bourbon or gin or similar. Don't misunderstand, I get the idea that my Jefferson's Single Barrel is somehow more prestigious than Cotton Candy Vodka, but they're still both flavors that appeal to someone.

People can argue flavors all they want, but you're still discussing flavors.

Life is short. Eat and drink what you like.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (sIl7T)

344 in general, the people of the US have lost their sense of fairness

they are now just watching sports and if their team benefits from a bad call, so much the better

that is the highway to hell

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (us2H3)

345 They have placed pervert books inside our local public libraries and all the Unitarians keeps showing up at government meetings to support the pervert books.

I'm thinking about having a banner made up that says "Stop GrUUming Kids" and picketing in front of our local Unitarian church.

If the press stops by, I intend to give them the name Barry Peter-Files if they ask.

Too much? Not enough?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (YPWOk)

346 Jury decides Gwyneth Paltrow is not at fault for 2016 Utah ski collision that left man who sued with broken ribs - AP

I don't ski, and I certainly don't ski where Gwyneth Paltrow does. But if I did ? Pretty sure she'd be suing me, with cause, if and when I bumped into her. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (1+5Xl)

347 They also found that the other person as at fault and has to pay her legal fees
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Good.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (Vwz3I)

348 Get back to me when you do and I'll spend time questioning you on every mistake he or she has ever made.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)


Sure.

But come on, Wray is kind of a big deal. This isn't nitpicking. And Wray isn't the only mistake that were also big deals.

Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (pwExq)

349 The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week.


Posted by: andycanuck

So he shoots a buncha country music fans. Makes perfect sense. 🤔

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (iKBwy)

350 PIXY!!!

Sniff...Sniff...Ugh (cough cough)

I smell Trolls. Thought you were doing better with sign on laser/beanbag protocols these days...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (J00IM)

351 34 I'll use a word that has never been used about Trump. Naive . He was a businessman who when he said jump his underlings said how high.

I'll call bullshit on that. Because, even if he was really as stupid as I think ... even he should have caught a clue the day Mitch McConnell did not dismiss the Senate.

He never, for four years, showed any public indication that he caught that clue. He's a vain, arrogant man.

And he's not smart. At all.
——-

GTH he’s a billionaire who gave everything for this country

What have YOU done?

Nothing…

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (MwHgU)

352 May they all eat their words about DJT

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (1ais2)

353 And it had a two cylinder opposed engine, and you could hear every firing pulse, as it shook the whole machine.

What? A Gator has a Kawasaki slant-vertical twin. The engine you describe is from the Model D "popping Johnny," widely regarded as the best tractor engine ever made.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (jYCXf)

354 GTH he’s a billionaire who gave everything for this country. What have YOU done? Nothing…

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2023 09:54 PM (MwHgU)


And folks ... this is why some folks love the Royals. Take notes.

Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:55 PM (1+5Xl)

355 349

and the moon landings...don't forget about those!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 30, 2023 09:56 PM (J00IM)

356 usually when a country gets to the point in which we find ourselves
much pain and suffering takes place before the sun shines again

and that will take many, many years

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:56 PM (us2H3)

357 And folks ... this is why some folks love the Royals. Take notes.
Posted by: Get a Job at March 30, 2023 09:55 PM (1+5Xl)

Really impressed with the Royals. Smart people running things. Lots of good young talent. Costs controlled. Exciting to watch. Old school traditional stuff. Expect big things in the future.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:58 PM (1ais2)

358 I guess the "no reasonable prosecutor" bullshit doesn't apply to Bragg

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:58 PM (us2H3)

359 356 usually when a country gets to the point in which we find ourselves
much pain and suffering takes place before the sun shines again

and that will take many, many years
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:56 PM (us2H3)

Not for Salazar. Or Franco.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 30, 2023 09:58 PM (1ais2)

360 And it had a two cylinder opposed engine, and you could hear every firing pulse, as it shook the whole machine.


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I like BMW motorcycles, particularly the R engines. They're opposed twins, and now really big twins, and part of the very subtle charm to me is that initial feeling when the mass begins moving at startup. There's a noticeable sideways sway before the frequency settles in and I love it.

Neat video animation from BMW here if anyone likes this sort of thing:

https://youtu.be/3p3R089P_0o

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 30, 2023 09:59 PM (sIl7T)

361 344 in general, the people of the US have lost their sense of fairness

they are now just watching sports and if their team benefits from a bad call, so much the better

that is the highway to hell
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 09:53 PM (us2H3)

It's how tribal cultures act.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2023 10:00 PM (r46W7)

362 Lock up DC. Are truckers de-balled like the Canadiens?
I have a paint ball gun and a golf cart.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 30, 2023 10:00 PM (Pmzap)

363 349 The gunman who killed 60 people in the 2017 Las Vegas shooting had lost tens of thousands while gambling weeks before the mass shooting and was upset about how the casinos had treated him, according to FBI documents made public this week

Reminds me of the scene in The Jerk, where Steve Martin thinks the guy is shooting at the oil cans.

Posted by: tofer732 at March 30, 2023 10:01 PM (fatpD)

364 HQ ironic comment of the day. What the real Blago thinks...

Rod Blagojevich @realBlagojevich · 3h
President Trump FIRED me, FREED me, and now he’s getting F***ED like me. Weaponized prosecutors are destroying our country. It’s time for Republicans and Democrats to stand up and defend our Constitution against 3rd World politics.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:02 PM (Vwz3I)

365 nood ONT

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:04 PM (Vwz3I)

366 Josip Broz Tito

Pol Pot

Che Guevara

ALL showed how Socialism and Communism REALY worked.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 30, 2023 10:08 PM (J00IM)

367 according to FBI documents made public this week
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insert 'Sure, Jan' gif here

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