Daily Tech News 29 March 2023

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There's a bank run on Binance now. (WSJ)

The crypto trading platform has seen outflows of $2 billion as thieves, scammers, and terrorists scurry for cover. But it's weathered similar outflows recently, so this doesn't necessarily mean doom.

I'm sure the US authorities hope it does mean doom, because they hate crypto.

For the wrong reasons.
Meanwhile in brighter news Sam Bankman-Fried, disgraced CEO of bankrupt Ponzi scheme FTX, has been charged with paying $40 million in bribes to Chinese officials. (CBS News)

No, you idiot. You take bribes. You don't pay them.

Tech News

In other good news Disney's layoffs of 7000 staff have wiped out its metaverse unit. (Deadline)

Signs that someone at Disney is awake?
You can now run Doom on the Commodore 64. (Tom's Hardware)

By shoving an entire Raspberry Pi into the cartridge slot, but still.
HP's Omen Transcend 16 has the Four Essential Keys. (Tom's Hardware)

In fact, it has an entire ten-key desktop cursor pad - four arrow keys, the 4EK, plus Insert and Pause, plus another three keys above those.

It would be hands down the best full-size laptop keyboard layout around except for some fucking reason the power button is sandwiched between F12 and Delete where you guaranteed to hit it with some regularity. This is particularly galling because there is an obvious location for it at top right where they have positioned the Print Screen key.

PowerToys can probably fix that.

Anyway, apart from that the laptop has up to an Intel 13900HX CPU (6P + 8E cores) or AMD 7940HS (8P cores), RTX 4070 graphics, 32GB of RAM, and 2TB of SSD, and a 2560x1600 16" display with mini-LED lighting.

Prices start at $1670 though, so not exactly a budget item.
Nvidia's RTX 4060 and 4060 Ti are expected to launch in May, after the 4070 arrives next month. (WCCFTech)

The desktop models, that is; the laptop versions are already on store shelves. Inside laptops.

These are expected to have 8GB of RAM. One of the good things about the existing 3060 is that it comes with 12GB of RAM. Well, not the laptop version, which only has 6GB, and not the butchered 8GB model, but the regular desktop card. That looks to have been cut with the new release.
Intel's most expensive 4th generation Sapphire Rapids server CPUs can run Stable Diffusion image generation ten times faster. (WCCFTech)

Ten times faster than what, you ask.

Ten times faster than previous generation CPUs.

But nobody runs Stable Diffusion on CPUs, you say.

Well, yeah.

Midjourney Art of the Day

The original version of this one literally gave the girl two left hands. Other variations had... Other problems. This one came out pretty well, except that she's supposed to have short hair rather than braids and Midjourney v5 hates short hair on women.

Disclaimer: Give me tomboys or give me death!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:10 AM

Comments

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1 Yay!

Now to read the content...

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 04:13 AM (sAmhv)

2 Good evening, Pixy! Hope you had a good day.

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:16 AM (o0Fxd)

3 Uh-oh... somebody wake Skip!

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:16 AM (o0Fxd)

4 Evening to Pixy and morning to all the satellites in space!

I looked at the Disney new item, and am still puzzled. What is a "metaverse" (aside from $20, same as in town)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:17 AM (omVj0)

5 Dems are P.O'd at Scam Bank-Fraud 'cuz his checks bounced.

Thought *taking bribes* was the illegal thing, not *paying* them?

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:19 AM (o0Fxd)

6 De Good Lord love all his Pixys and tech Chirrens

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at March 29, 2023 04:20 AM (wEl+F)

7 At the tail end of the ONT we were discussing actors who had earned "cool" partly by being certified war heroes: Lee Marvin, Audie Murphy, David Niven. Did anybody mention James Stewart? He flew a lot of bombing missions and retained his reserve rank as Lt. Col. for the rest of his life, I think.

Clark Gable was in the service, but I think he didn't go overseas or get into combat. John Wayne went immediately after Pearl Harbor to sign up, but was rejected because of his age.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:20 AM (omVj0)

8 Why is Midjourney girl holding a rat? Willard's sister?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 04:21 AM (sAmhv)

9 No, you idiot. You take bribes. You don't pay them.

Heh

Posted by: GlobalBidenCorp at March 29, 2023 04:21 AM (wEl+F)

10 I looked at the Disney new item, and am still puzzled. What is a "metaverse" (aside from $20, same as in town)?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Its $40 now; THANKS Brandon !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:22 AM (T4tVD)

11 Good morning! Gotta get the coffee started. Have to make the trip to Cali today for a friend's funeral. Looks like the weather isn't gonna be very cooperative, either.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:23 AM (YRsIm)

12 Yea, the Raspberry Pi was doing the heavy lifting. Still, it pleases me that there is still Commodore 64's out there in the wild. Reading that article made me kind of miss mine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 04:23 AM (sAmhv)

13 All of the AI samples Pixy has given us have been excellent work. Some human artists, as we see on the Art Thread, were not great with hands either. These AI renderings give a soft warm vibe and get the shadows, textures of hair, clothing, and skin, and the human facial expressions right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:24 AM (omVj0)

14 >>>Signs that someone at Disney is awake?

Is awake the opposite of woke?

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 04:26 AM (CQE5S)

15 >>>In fact, it has an entire ten-key desktop cursor pad - four arrow keys, the 4EK, plus Insert and Pause, plus another three keys above those.

Pixy will dream of electric ten-key desktops.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 04:27 AM (CQE5S)

16 Erudite is the opposite of woke

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:28 AM (o0Fxd)

17 The young Mariette Hartley is guesting on a 1974 Barnaby Jones. Though that was a good five years after her memorable role on Star Trek, and she'd been in the business for twelve years by '74.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:28 AM (omVj0)

18 The Midjourney girl had a bit of Rebekah Jones
@GeoRebekah about her.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 04:32 AM (CQE5S)

19 Erudite is the opposite of woke
Posted by: JQ

I thought it was a mineral.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:33 AM (T4tVD)

20 I dreamed that I was going to the grocery with a fluffy puppy -- odd for me, as I'm not much of a dog person. I was walking and carrying him at first, and then we were both in my late '86 Mercedes S-Class. The instrument gauges were not working right: The shift displayed "S" instead of "D," and tapping it made the display slide into place. Then I got to the Walmart, and realized I couldn't leave the puppy in the hot car while I shopped. As I started back home, a pigeon flew into the window, fluttering its wings in panic until I ran down the electric window and it could flee.

I wish I could remember more of my dreams.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:33 AM (omVj0)

21 JT

Posted by: All Minerologists Everywhere at March 29, 2023 04:35 AM (wEl+F)

22 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 04:36 AM (xhxe8)

23 I wish I could remember more of my dreams.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You should also have lived in Paris in the 20s, done more drugs, and become Famous.

Posted by: A Miklos is a Miklos is a Miklos at March 29, 2023 04:37 AM (wEl+F)

24 Erudite is the opposite of woke

What does that mean crudite is, then?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:37 AM (YRsIm)

25 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:38 AM (T4tVD)

26 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:38 AM (T4tVD)

27 First!!

(Missed my moment)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 04:38 AM (sAmhv)

28 Crudite = tranny?

I dunno, COJ

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:38 AM (o0Fxd)

29 G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip

He was such a good boy last night.

Now make him pancakes.

The blueberries are Right THERE

Posted by: Aunt Miklos at March 29, 2023 04:39 AM (wEl+F)

30 Hey, Skip.

You're LATE, young man!

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:40 AM (o0Fxd)

31 You should also have lived in Paris in the 20s, done more drugs, and become Famous.

Salvador Dali did that.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:40 AM (YRsIm)

32 Ooooh, Dali. He did the melting clock pictures, huh?

Weird dude.

Posted by: JQ at March 29, 2023 04:42 AM (o0Fxd)

33
⚠️ Disclaimer: Tomboy okay, ladyboy not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 04:42 AM (enJYY)

34 Salvador Dali did that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Hello, Dali!

Posted by: Miklos in his best surrealist Louis Armstrong voice at March 29, 2023 04:42 AM (wEl+F)

35 JT -
I think crudite(s) are vegetables in some kind of sauce. Or Fetterman in a hot tub. Definitely not woke or erudite in either case.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:43 AM (YRsIm)

36 You should also have lived in Paris in the 20s, done more drugs, and become Famous.

Salvador Dali did that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

(Louis Armstrong starts singin...)

Hello Dali !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:43 AM (T4tVD)

37 You should also have lived in Paris in the 20s, done more drugs, and become Famous.

Salvador Dali did that.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhea

***
Clearly an artistic Dali-ance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:45 AM (omVj0)

38 Salvador Dali was a proto-moron....

https://tinyurl.com/4a5rfdu2

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:46 AM (YRsIm)

39 Need to shave and shower in a bit; feed the cats and myself; head off to work. But not this second.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:46 AM (omVj0)

40 Only the Erudite can spell cruditè

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 29, 2023 04:48 AM (wEl+F)

41 Posted by: Le Mikleuse at March 29, 2023 04:48 AM (wEl+F)

Let alone spell it properly in the grey box....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 04:49 AM (YRsIm)

42 Can't start until 7am.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 04:49 AM (xhxe8)

43 Salvador Dali was a proto-moron....

https://tinyurl.com/4a5rfdu2
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

NO MORE YANKY MY WANKY

Posted by: Long Duc Dong, art exchange student at March 29, 2023 04:51 AM (wEl+F)

44 Can't start until 7am.
Posted by: Skip

Workin' in an Old Folks home ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:52 AM (T4tVD)

45
Now that I looked up the definition for ladyboy on Bing I can only imagine what Facebook ads I'll get. Discount flights to Thailand?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 04:52 AM (enJYY)

46 Crudite is French for "where's the real food?"

https://tinyurl.com/2f7n2sc5

Posted by: Miklos, who eats with gusto, damn you bet at March 29, 2023 04:57 AM (wEl+F)

47 Now that I looked up the definition for ladyboy on Bing I can only imagine what Facebook ads I'll get. Discount flights to Thailand?
Posted by: Divide by Zero

"You're a braver man than I, Gunga Din !"

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 04:57 AM (T4tVD)

48 Actually a sports memorable store

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 04:57 AM (xhxe8)

49 Actually a sports memorable store
Posted by: Skip

I helped break up walls in an old beer joint. We found a $5 bill inside the wall, with a note written on it.

"We built this wall good. If you find this you earned your $5"

That was memorable

Posted by: Miklos, I think they put that in a frame in newer and bigger beer joint at March 29, 2023 05:04 AM (wEl+F)

50 Didja check out the planets last night ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 05:04 AM (T4tVD)

51 Didja check out the planets last night ?
Posted by: JT

Ja

Posted by: Gustav Holst at March 29, 2023 05:07 AM (wEl+F)

52 Ja

Posted by: Gustav Holst

The inventor of the holster ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 05:08 AM (T4tVD)

53 My HP laptop has
Ins, PrtSc, POWER, Del
as the 4 rightmost function keys and I've never hit any of them accidentally.

Posted by: Ciampino - The marriage was consummated on the altar at March 29, 2023 05:08 AM (qfLjt)

54 Posted by: Gustav Holst

The inventor of the holster ?
Posted by: JT

Ja

That is affectionate nickname from Mrs. Holst

Posted by: Gustav Holst at March 29, 2023 05:10 AM (wEl+F)

55 he 4 rightmost function keys and I've never hit any of them accidentally.
Posted by: Ciampino

speling is impecabble

Posted by: Dysmikloslexic at March 29, 2023 05:11 AM (wEl+F)

56 The planets still up there? Not like they move much

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:12 AM (xhxe8)

57 The planets still up there? Not like they move much
Posted by: Skip

I have Problems with you People

Posted by: Pluto at March 29, 2023 05:13 AM (wEl+F)

58 52 Ja

Posted by: Gustav Holst

The inventor of the holster ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 05:08 AM (T4tVD)
----
It played 'Mars: the bringer of war"
whenever the pistol was unholstered.

Posted by: Ciampino - The marriage was consummated on the altar at March 29, 2023 05:15 AM (qfLjt)

59 BOING and WHOA!!!!! Ted Cruz is on fire!

https://tinyurl.com/5xbnr8p3

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:15 AM (9cS6m)

60 I shall now seek the sweet arms of Morpheus (no homo).

Posted by: Miklos might refill the glass a teeny bit at March 29, 2023 05:16 AM (wEl+F)

61 Didja check out the planets last night ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 05:04 AM (T4tVD)
-

I cannot tell align: no.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:17 AM (9cS6m)

62 4 Evening to Pixy and morning to all the satellites in space!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 04:17 AM (omVj0)
----
Satellites? Hmm.
https://is.gd/xLeWK7

Posted by: Ciampino -- The marriage was consummated on the altar at March 29, 2023 05:18 AM (qfLjt)

63
You want a tomboy
will settle for a lady
will end up with a ladyboy

Did I do that right?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:20 AM (enJYY)

64 Evening to Pixy and morning to all the satellites in space!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Important note-

Yuri Gagarin was not the first man in Space.

He was the first who came back alive.

Posted by: Miklos refilled the glass a teeny bit at March 29, 2023 05:22 AM (wEl+F)

65 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 29, 2023 05:22 AM (ju2Fy)

66 50 Didja check out the planets last night ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 05:04 AM (T4tVD)
----
No, I was too incongruous after too much booze.

Posted by: Ciampino - Too many Americans lead a sedimentary life at March 29, 2023 05:23 AM (qfLjt)

67 Jimmy Stewart made Brig Gen and made his last mission over Vietnam.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2023 05:23 AM (KAi1n)

68 You want a tomboy
will settle for a lady
will end up with a ladyboy

Did I do that right?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:20 AM (enJYY)
-

Another alternative:

https://youtu.be/SZmxy0gZo8s

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:24 AM (9cS6m)

69 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog

The Ronettes would be a good band name

Oh wait

Posted by: Miklos checks self, and all forms of Privilege at March 29, 2023 05:24 AM (wEl+F)

70 Another alternative:

https://youtu.be/SZmxy0gZo8s
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

Hotscakes!

Posted by: Miklos with charming Hungarian accent at March 29, 2023 05:25 AM (wEl+F)

71 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog

The Ronettes would be a good band name

Oh wait
Posted by: Miklos checks self, and all forms of Privilege at March 29, 2023 05:24 AM (wEl+F)
-

Hail the patriarchy!

https://youtu.be/rNOLE8erT1k

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:26 AM (9cS6m)

72 Planet X is real, and it's fabulous.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 29, 2023 05:27 AM (iSZpJ)

73 Crudite is French for "where's the real food?"

https://tinyurl.com/2f7n2sc5
Posted by: Miklos,

HA!

Hey, fill up on the rabbit food so you don't eat so much...

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2023 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

74 The Ronettes would be a good band name

Oh wait
Posted by: Miklos
----------------------

https://youtu.be/jSPpbOGnFgk

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 29, 2023 05:29 AM (ju2Fy)

75 Hail the patriarchy!

https://youtu.be/rNOLE8erT1k
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

Coulda been worse

I was expecting Drag Queens do Motown

Posted by: Miklos is slowly forgetting his Hungarian accent, you can barely even tell at March 29, 2023 05:29 AM (wEl+F)

76 Hey, fill up on the rabbit food so you don't eat so much...
Posted by: Bruce

One word-
UMLIMITED BREAD STICKS

Posted by: Miklos at the Red Lobster at March 29, 2023 05:30 AM (wEl+F)

77 Australian Grand Prix this weekend

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:32 AM (xhxe8)

78 One word-
UMLIMITED BREAD STICKS
Posted by: Miklos at the Red Lobster

When you're here, your family...

Well not ours, ya chowhound mook.

...Olive Garden...

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2023 05:32 AM (vd8XM)

79
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 29, 2023 05:33 AM (ENBF0)

80 crap....You're family.
Not your family

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2023 05:33 AM (vd8XM)

81 Australian Grand Prix this weekend
Posted by: Skip

They drive on the left side?

Posted by: Miklosian hilarity ensues at March 29, 2023 05:34 AM (wEl+F)

82 ...Olive Garden...
Posted by: Bruce

We don't give no never mind

Posted by: Crazy Miklos Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Elvis-themed Whisky and Sedative Bar bar at March 29, 2023 05:36 AM (wEl+F)

83
I'd never eat in a restaurant that treated me like family.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:37 AM (enJYY)

84 I'd never eat in a restaurant that treated me like family.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

That spoon is JUST FINE

Posted by: Aunt Miklos, after a taste of the casserole at March 29, 2023 05:38 AM (wEl+F)

85 81 Australian Grand Prix this weekend
Posted by: Skip

They drive on the left side?

Posted by: Miklosian hilarity ensues at March 29, 2023 05:34 AM (wEl+F)
----
No, they go right all the time, you know, clockwise, but upside down.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Too many Americans lead a sedimentary life at March 29, 2023 05:39 AM (qfLjt)

86
"Well you sit there all night until you finish your meal."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:39 AM (enJYY)

87 A heart of wisdom- a reflection from the rabbi' s daughter at the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews

https://www.ifcj.org/learn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 05:41 AM (zwswj)

88 Australian Grand Prix this weekend
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:32 AM (xhxe

-

Curious. How do Aussies pronounce that?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:41 AM (9cS6m)

89 No, they go right all the time, you know, clockwise, but upside down.
Posted by: Ciampino

Now...it all makes sense

Can I buy some pot from you?

Posted by: Freshman Delta Larry Kroger-Miklos at March 29, 2023 05:42 AM (wEl+F)

90 I shall now seek the sweet arms of Morpheus (no homo).
Posted by: Miklos might refill the glass a teeny bit at March 29, 2023

***
Was there a goddess of Sleep?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 05:44 AM (omVj0)

91 Curious. How do Aussies pronounce that?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a

Avva bee Mate

Posted by: Miklos learned this from Actual Australians at March 29, 2023 05:44 AM (wEl+F)

92 43 Salvador Dali was a proto-moron....

https://tinyurl.com/4a5rfdu2
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
----
Never seen that before. Weird and gross. But then that could be a transitioned LeMon smelling a crotch, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Too many lead a sedimentary life at March 29, 2023 05:44 AM (qfLjt)

93 The theory has always been a F-1 car could drive upside down

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (xhxe8)

94 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (BRHaw)

95 Was there a goddess of Sleep?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Marleen will talk your ear off, and don't care if you even listen

Posted by: Miklos, looking all van Gogh over here at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (wEl+F)

96 88 Australian Grand Prix this weekend
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:32 AM (xhxe
-

Curious. How do Aussies pronounce that?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 05:41 AM (9cS6m)
----

WeekEnd, same as in town.

Posted by: Ciampino - Now how do the French say that? at March 29, 2023 05:47 AM (qfLjt)

97 Posted by: Ciampino - Too many lead a sedimentary life at March 29, 2023 05:44 AM (qfLjt)

The back story behind that work is pretty weird, too.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 05:47 AM (YRsIm)

98 93 The theory has always been a F-1 car could drive upside down
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (xhxe

it been done

also one of the mercredes sports cars

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:47 AM (BRHaw)

99 Post #87- Devotional linked refers to psalm 90. Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8pyh86

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 05:47 AM (zwswj)

100 WeekEnd, same as in town.
Posted by: Ciampino

That'll be 20 AUD, mate

Posted by: Sheila at March 29, 2023 05:48 AM (wEl+F)

101 90 I shall now seek the sweet arms of Morpheus (no homo).
Posted by: Miklos might refill the glass a teeny bit at March 29, 2023

***
Was there a goddess of Sleep?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 05:44 AM (omVj0)
----
I read that as 'a godess of Sheep'.

Posted by: Ciampino - baa baa blaksheep at March 29, 2023 05:48 AM (qfLjt)

102 transphobe is a stupid name.

but it gets applied to people that thinl killing kids with drugs and chopping off body parts is a cure

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:50 AM (BRHaw)

103 Press secretary for Arizona Dem Governor Katie Hobbs is slammed for saying she wants to SHOOT transphobes, hours after trans killer massacred three children, two teachers and custodian at Nashville school

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:50 AM (BRHaw)

104 Good morning morons

Sen. Kennedy: Mayorkas couldn't run a Chuck E. Cheese

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 05:51 AM (EZebt)

105 Couple finds love again 60 years later:

https://tinyurl.com/yjx33ke9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 05:51 AM (zwswj)

106 100 WeekEnd, same as in town.
Posted by: Ciampino

That'll be 20 AUD, mate

Posted by: Sheila at March 29, 2023 05:48 AM (wEl+F)
----
Does that include a bottle of Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', reputed to have a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit?

Posted by: Ciampino - Australian Wines recommended by Monty Python at March 29, 2023 05:54 AM (qfLjt)

107 Does that include a bottle of Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', reputed to have a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes

Excellent for hand to hand combat

Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Miklos and Bruce at March 29, 2023 05:57 AM (wEl+F)

108 Was a article on a congressional hearing the other day a Congressman asked a department head how everyone was working, all was great and fine the answer,. But he showed pictures of the parking lot in very large government building in middle of a work day and very few cars were there.
Once in a government job its a no work paycheck has always been my thinking.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:57 AM (xhxe8)

109 Mr Obama said there was now a 'Wild West' of media that was making people feel 'angry and resentful'.

'Well, the easiest way to attract attention without having to have a lot of imagination, thought, or interesting things to say, is just to make people angry and resentful and to make them feel as if somebody's trying to mess with them and take what's rightfully theirs.

IRS
Obamacare
FiB Russiagate

You did try to mess with us and got caught.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:57 AM (BRHaw)

110 Prayer for the morning from a fifth century collection of prayers:

In the morning:

O, God, who divides the day from the night,
separate our deeds from the darkness of sin, and let us continually live in your light, reflecting in all that we do your eternal beauty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2023 05:59 AM (zwswj)

111 Nashville mass school shooter Audrey Hale was rejected by her Christian parents who 'couldn't accept' she was gay and trans - as cops reveal she also planned to shoot relatives

the Uvalde shooter went after family first

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:00 AM (BRHaw)

112 Cruz and Hawley grilling Mayorkas is just posturing, there's not a damn thing they can do until impeachment comes from the house. Not that they weren't right on target.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 06:01 AM (YRsIm)

113 93 The theory has always been a F-1 car could drive upside down

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (xhxe

----
If they would just allow the installation of a flux capacitor then anything would be possible.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Australian Wines recommended by Monty Python at March 29, 2023 06:01 AM (qfLjt)

114 Press secretary for Arizona Dem Governor Katie Hobbs is slammed for saying she wants to SHOOT transphobes, hours after trans killer massacred three children, two teachers and custodian at Nashville school
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:50 AM (BRHaw)

"Slammed," but not fired.

Well then, carry on!

Posted by: Wally at March 29, 2023 06:01 AM (W7h0s)

115 "Well, the easiest way to attract attention without having to have a lot of imagination, thought, or interesting things to say, is just to make people angry and resentful and to make them feel as if somebody's trying to mess with them and take what's rightfully theirs."

I assess this as TRUE

Posted by: Miklos remebers eight (8) fucking years of Barky at March 29, 2023 06:01 AM (wEl+F)

116 107 Does that include a bottle of Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga', reputed to have a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit?
Posted by: Ciampino

Yes

Excellent for hand to hand combat

Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Miklos and Bruce at March 29, 2023 05:57 AM (wEl+F)

----
Well, Melbourne Old-and-Yellow is the one recommended for hand-to-hand combat. The first one is particularly good for chundering.

Posted by: Ciampino - Chundering is not the same as chewing the cud at March 29, 2023 06:08 AM (qfLjt)

117 Press secretary for Arizona Dem Governor Katie Hobbs is slammed for saying she wants to SHOOT transphobes, hours after trans killer massacred three children, two teachers and custodian at Nashville school
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 05:50 AM (BRHaw)
-

The deleted Tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/yp4vezmy

(Nitter)

Apparently she locked/blocked her account.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 29, 2023 06:10 AM (9cS6m)

118 Which is worse? That Joe Biden was elected president, or that mediocrities and failures like Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley can contemporaneously run semi-credible presidential candidacies?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (EZebt)

119 Well, Melbourne Old-and-Yellow is the one recommended for hand-to-hand combat. The first one is particularly good for chundering.
Posted by: Ciampino

Hand to hand combat wine snob

Posted by: Miklos and the Bruces remind all NO POOFTERS at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (wEl+F)

120 98 93 The theory has always been a F-1 car could drive upside down
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2023 05:46 AM (xhxe

it been done

also one of the mercredes sports cars
Posted by: rhennigantx

Mercedes flew out of LeMans a couple of times. In the 50's, a Merc sports car crashed into the stands and killed a bunch of people. The other time was in 1999. No fans were killed that time. A Merc flipped out of the track and onto the grass.

https://youtu.be/e21ZjwZGjiQ

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (sAmhv)

121 I have met two (2) of the Original Pythonites.

By all accounts, they were the only two worth meeting.

Posted by: No one expects the Miklosian Inquisition at March 29, 2023 06:17 AM (wEl+F)

122 Remember, Twitter doesn't tolerate hate or violence of any kind, unless you are calling for the trans day of violence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:17 AM (FrvLQ)

123 https://youtu.be/NTSdaILo4L4

A Porsche GT1 flipped at Road Atlanta. Not sure of the year. 1998 or 1999.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 06:17 AM (sAmhv)

124 Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley can contemporaneously run semi-credible presidential candidacies?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (EZebt)

Does this answer your question?
REVELATION 3:16 KJV "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:18 AM (BRHaw)

125 Which is worse? That Joe Biden was elected president, or that mediocrities and failures like Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley can contemporaneously run semi-credible presidential candidacies?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

MIKLOS2025!!!!

Posted by: Miklos conditionally endorses this message at March 29, 2023 06:19 AM (wEl+F)

126 Not only do those 3 see a path to the general, they think MAGA will vote for the nominee, no matter who.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:20 AM (FrvLQ)

127 Donald’s first wife Ivana Trump ‘was under FBI investigation’

FiB may be the worst secret agents ever

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:20 AM (BRHaw)

128 A Porsche GT1 flipped at Road Atlanta. Not sure of the year. 1998 or 1999.
Posted by: Puddleglum

If he would have stuck the landing would they have gotten extra points?

Posted by: Bruce at March 29, 2023 06:21 AM (vd8XM)

129 Later...

https://youtu.be/KWooB4tpQ9I

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2023 06:21 AM (sAmhv)

130 Elon has done good things with Twitter, but don't look to him for a rational viewpoint or an open platform on tranny issues. Hits too close to home.

Posted by: Wally at March 29, 2023 06:23 AM (W7h0s)

131 A Porsche GT1 flipped at Road Atlanta. Not sure of the year. 1998 or 1999.
Posted by: Puddleglum

If he would have stuck the landing would they have gotten extra points?
Posted by: Bruce

Nein

Trabant is Winner

Posted by: Miklos the East German Judge at March 29, 2023 06:23 AM (wEl+F)

132 Nobody had ever even conceived of limiting the insanity of an out of control administrative bureaucracy that is increasingly under the thrall of a bizarre sexual-gratification-and-fake-science death cult until Orange Man tricked the rubes into it. What a bastard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:23 AM (9UlRk)

133 Alternate title of Midjourney image:

Scabbers gets an Upgrade: Ron Weasely hardest hit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2023 06:24 AM (PiwSw)

134 67 Jimmy Stewart made Brig Gen and made his last mission over Vietnam.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 29, 2023 05:23 AM (KAi1n)

wow

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:24 AM (CQE5S)

135 119 Well, Melbourne Old-and-Yellow is the one recommended for hand-to-hand combat. The first one is particularly good for chundering.
Posted by: Ciampino

Hand to hand combat wine snob

Posted by: Miklos and the Bruces remind all NO POOFTERS at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (wEl+F)
----
Thank you. I appreciate the compliment.

Posted by: Chundering Cognoscenti Of The Southern Hemisphere at March 29, 2023 06:24 AM (qfLjt)

136 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

137 ----
I read that as 'a godess of Sheep'.
Posted by: Ciampino - baa baa blaksheep at March 29, 2023

***
You rang?

Posted by: Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop at March 29, 2023 06:25 AM (omVj0)

138 Elon has done good things with Twitter, but don't look to him for a rational viewpoint or an open platform on tranny issues. Hits too close to home.
Posted by: Wally

It is nice to consider that Elon Musk has more children than the entire democrat House and Senate leadership combined.

Posted by: Miklos works the Numbers at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (wEl+F)

139 Lead author of the study, Katherine Thompson, said: “Using data from a large longitudinal study, we found that children who showed ADHD symptoms in childhood – particularly hyperactivity or impulsivity – were more likely to experience social isolation later on.

“Negative interactions with their peers may lead children with ADHD to become withdrawn, rejected, lonely and isolated.

Parents have about 2 or 3 years to get kids trained to interact with other and negotiate play.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (BRHaw)

140 I'd honestly pull the lever for Shitpants before any of those three goons.

Look at the damage he and his clique have done to to the prestige of death-cult progressivism. I'd take four more years of that over four years of Whipping Boy faux conservatism while the death cult metastasizes further into the deep tissues of governance.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (9UlRk)

141 How I know I am a man of simple tastes: hot coffee, warmed cream, and steamed mug make me feel wealthy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (EZebt)

142 86 "Well you sit there all night until you finish your meal."
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 05:39 AM (enJYY)

; )

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (CQE5S)

143 Posted by: Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop at March 29, 2023 06:25 AM (omVj0)

Now see?

We CAN have nice things.

Also

https://tinyurl.com/3vzr8njd

Posted by: Miklos is Most Pleased at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (wEl+F)

144 San Franpsycho

Eggs in the refrigerator makes me feel wealthy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

145 Parents have about 2 or 3 years to get kids trained to interact with other and negotiate play.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (BRHaw)
===
Play with other kids?? Not safe!!
--Karen

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:29 AM (EZebt)

146 Eggs in the refrigerator makes me feel wealthy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

Free Refrigerator with purchase of a dozen eggs.

"Woah, dude, i like the things, but, like, I'm not the kind of person who buys them by the carton, you know?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:30 AM (9UlRk)

147 Posted by: Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop

You wanna come over?

Posted by: Senor Wences at March 29, 2023 06:30 AM (wEl+F)

148 Eggs in the refrigerator makes me feel wealthy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
===
show off.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:30 AM (EZebt)

149 “It should not be published,” Jordan Budd, the executive director of Children of Lesbians and Gays Everywhere (COLAGE), told Newsweek. “The focus should be on how this was able to happen in the first place. There should not be such easy access to deadly weaponry.”

Funny how Liberal Progressivism requires lockdowns of people and information.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:32 AM (BRHaw)

150 Honestly the Biden clique have done more to damage the advance of "default progressivism" than thirty years of plastic GOP action figure phonies making Strong Statements ever could have.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:32 AM (9UlRk)

151 ...Parents have about 2 or 3 years to get kids trained to interact with other and negotiate play....

And now you know why Teacher's Unions are SO important to Our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: Randi Weingarten at March 29, 2023 06:33 AM (PiwSw)

152 118 Which is worse? That Joe Biden was elected president, or that mediocrities and failures like Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley can contemporaneously run semi-credible presidential candidacies?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (EZebt)

A: That Joe Biden was elected president.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:33 AM (CQE5S)

153 San Franpsycho

Unstructured play is a good thing. I watched a bunch of 5-8 year olds playing yesterday. At school. Normally school is very structured.

There was chasing, preening, and negotiations. I viewed it as healthy, and burning off energy. Don't know what the administrators thought, but I was prepared to defend my allowing that play time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

154 124 Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Nikki Haley can contemporaneously run semi-credible presidential candidacies?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:11 AM (EZebt)

Does this answer your question?
REVELATION 3:16 KJV "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:18 AM (BRHaw)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:34 AM (CQE5S)

155 I haven't heard the term "Tom Boys" in a long, long time. In today's world that term would be lesbian, or tranny, even if the meaning totally isn't what I knew as a girl who like to play with the boys on the softball field, and liked to do boy things.
Probably a candidate for hormone treatments.

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:34 AM (8p0Zk)

156 Plane take off at 160 mph or so. Any car traveling at 200 will fly with the right circumstances.

NASCAR have flaps and air diverter for keeping cars on the ground.

I think the famous flying merc was when it hit a small hill at lemans that changed the road height just enuf to create lift vs downforce.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:35 AM (BRHaw)

157 m

Joe Biden selected president is the assegai thrust into the belly fat and liver of America. Apologies to King Cetshwayo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

158 141 How I know I am a man of simple tastes: hot coffee, warmed cream, and steamed mug make me feel wealthy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (EZebt)

How do you get a steamed mug?

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:38 AM (CQE5S)

159 Eggs in the refrigerator makes me feel wealthy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
===
show off.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Egg Speculator

Posted by: Egg Speculators would not be a good Band name at March 29, 2023 06:38 AM (wEl+F)

160
There was chasing, preening, and negotiations. I viewed it as healthy, and burning off energy. Don't know what the administrators thought, but I was prepared to defend my allowing that play time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:33 AM

They burn off that energy and go back into the classroom ready to learn. It's good for them. My wife taught in that age group and they had a morning recess and a lunch recess. Her classes always scored near or at the top of countywide standardized tests.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 06:39 AM (enJYY)

161 155 I haven't heard the term "Tom Boys" in a long, long time. In today's world that term would be lesbian, or tranny, even if the meaning totally isn't what I knew as a girl who like to play with the boys on the softball field, and liked to do boy things.
Probably a candidate for hormone treatments.
Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:34 AM (8p0Zk)

In college the girls that could run, catch a ball, and play with the guys was able to make guys friends at my frat house. They were the ones invited on the coed softball and football intermural teams and seemed to be pretty well adjusted.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:39 AM (BRHaw)

162 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 29, 2023 06:39 AM (QNv15)

163 How do you get a steamed mug?
Posted by: m

Right Here

Posted by: Gwynneth P. at March 29, 2023 06:39 AM (wEl+F)

164 B

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2023 06:40 AM (w2aaW)

165 Boker Tov Patriots

Pray for America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2023 06:40 AM (w2aaW)

166 Have a great day, everyone.

Below freezing temps work preps start now.

May you all have eggs in a functioning refrigerator, cooked on a functioning gas range. Despite what the Nihilists in the US Government desire for the peons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 29, 2023 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

167 Parents have about 2 or 3 years to get kids trained to interact with other and negotiate play.
Posted by: rhennigantx

They shove an iPhone and Switch into their hands as soon as the hands are big enough to hold it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:42 AM (FrvLQ)

168 Joe Biden is a Dog King.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:43 AM (FrvLQ)

169 Some of the "Tom Boys" I grew up with did turn out to be gay, but some just turned out to be hot. So ya never know

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2023 06:44 AM (w2aaW)

170 150 Honestly the Biden clique have done more to damage the advance of "default progressivism" than thirty years of plastic GOP action figure phonies making Strong Statements ever could have.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:32 AM (9UlRk)

If there were a fair press, yes. But while in power, they are distorting the news.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:46 AM (CQE5S)

171 OK quick question sports fans. I thought Cinn usually opened up the MLB season a day earlier than everyone else. That is how I remember it.
How come not this year?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 29, 2023 06:46 AM (w2aaW)

172 They shove an iPhone and Switch into their hands as soon as the hands are big enough to hold it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:42 AM (FrvLQ)

It's nuts. Distraction as a wheelchair for crippled parenting skills.

Although i can remember my own mama griping about the ball pit at McDonald's when i was wee.... "This isn't play time. It's food time. Sit down and eat your lunch."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:46 AM (9UlRk)

173 Now we will see a TikTok ban:

One of Europe’s largest ammunition manufacturers has said efforts to meet surging demand from the war in Ukraine have been stymied by a new TikTok data center that is monopolizing electricity in the region close to its biggest factory.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:46 AM (FrvLQ)

174 I grew up with a GE electric stove. I didn't like it, but you had to learn no instant heat, and the cool down period. Never want to go back to electric stoves, not even the new conduction stove where you have to buy all new cook pans. A relative has one and it looked great for awhile until the glass top started getting stained from spills and it looks like shit now. She is probably going to have to replace it, its about 10 years old.

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:48 AM (8p0Zk)

175 Although i can remember my own mama griping about the ball pit at McDonald's when i was wee.... "This isn't play time. It's food time. Sit down and eat your lunch."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

But you played with other kids for a few minutes and went home. To play with other kids. Outside. In 5 feet of snow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:48 AM (aX9WI)

176 damKinzinger
It’s time for America to discuss the availability of guns and it’s impact with mental health. This is enough.
We all believe in the second amendment. But to oppose background checks, and permits to own guns, is simply nonsense anymore.
License to drive, license to arm.

Ok lets go there.
1. 20 to 25 million felons in the US. Are you going to round them up with 2 am door knocks and take their guns?
2. Liberal hives such as NYC and LA have somewhere around 10% of the pop on drugs for depression etc. Do we need a doctors note to get a gun?
3. The average LBGT (something like 7 out of 10) mental health issues. About 6 to 7x the general pop.

You are an idiot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:48 AM (BRHaw)

177 One of Europe’s largest ammunition manufacturers has said efforts to meet surging demand from the war in Ukraine have been stymied by a new TikTok data center that is monopolizing electricity in the region close to its biggest factory.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:46 AM (FrvLQ)

That sentence would have been hilariously incomprehensible thirty years ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:49 AM (9UlRk)

178 Steamed mug right out if the dishwasher.
/smugly
//pun intended

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:49 AM (EZebt)

179 174 I grew up with a GE electric stove. I didn't like it, but you had to learn no instant heat, and the cool down period. Never want to go back to electric stoves, not even the new conduction stove where you have to buy all new cook pans. A relative has one and it looked great for awhile until the glass top started getting stained from spills and it looks like shit now. She is probably going to have to replace it, its about 10 years old.
Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:48 AM (8p0Zk)

Do they not make the sort of Corning-top cleaner for these new glass tops? Because that stuff worked.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:50 AM (CQE5S)

180 178 Steamed mug right out if the dishwasher.
/smugly
//pun intended
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2023 06:49 AM (EZebt)

Oh, good idea.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:51 AM (CQE5S)

181 Driving is a privilege, not a right.

Owning the means of violence is a right, not a privilege.

Murder is already illegal.

"Enough already" is not an argument, it is a tantrum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:51 AM (9UlRk)

182 Kecia tried to use the glass cleaner on her stove, it sort of worked, but still doesn't look very good. You can see what ever it is, is really fused on.

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:53 AM (8p0Zk)

183 181 "Enough already" is not an argument, it is a tantrum.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:51 AM (9UlRk)

And a mark of arrogance.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:53 AM (CQE5S)

184 How do you get a steamed mug?
Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:38 AM (CQE5S)

You misgender it!

Posted by: LGBT++++ Activist at March 29, 2023 06:53 AM (PiwSw)

185 Can anyone snap their fingers and make weaponry cease to exist?

No?

Well then your solution is not a solution. It's either preening or pretext.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:54 AM (9UlRk)

186 Yonder Horde. Calendar says it's spring. Thermometer says otherwise. It's also dark.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 06:55 AM (Q4IgG)

187 How you doin'? Youse gonna finish that meatball hoagie?

Posted by: Chris Christie at March 29, 2023 06:56 AM (Jg7EG)

188
No, you idiot. You take bribes. You don't pay them.

He thought he was taking a Chinese bride, so of course he'd pay out for that.

C'mon, you've seen the google-eyed horse-face he hung around with -- wouldn't you be out shopping for something better?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 06:56 AM (7yh1x)

189 Web site: 10 Best Transgender Dating Sites You Should Check Out...check it out, you might get a date with a beautiful babe..../s

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 06:56 AM (8p0Zk)

190
The smooth top glass stoves have to maintained daily. Razor blade, 000 steel wool, glass cleaner, 'Bring it On' cleaner, etc. It's two minutes daily.

Mine is probably five years old now and looks like new. But if you let them bake the crap on for years there's no way to get that shite off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 06:57 AM (enJYY)

191 Fat Brendan Frasier is smaller than Chris Christie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:57 AM (9UlRk)

192 If you ban weapons, the King will have a stick.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 06:59 AM (3dUWh)

193 139 “Negative interactions with their peers may lead children with ADHD to become withdrawn, rejected, lonely and isolated.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 06:26 AM (BRHaw)

And take up learning to code.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 06:59 AM (CQE5S)

194 Calendar says it's spring. Thermometer says otherwise.

Enjoyed a cigar on the patio yesterday afternoon. Saw cedar waxwings in the trees, and cardinals and blue jays at the feeder.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 07:00 AM (YRsIm)

195
Web site: 10 Best Transgender Dating Sites You Should Check Out...check it out, you might get a date with a beautiful babe..../s
Posted by: Colin

You had better know the swiping rules before you do anything there. One inadvertent sneeze with your finger on your screen and the next thing you know, neck-bearded and horse-face "Hannah" comes calling for you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:00 AM (7yh1x)

196 Christian School shootings and other similar atrocities didn't happen when schools used to have shooting teams and psychoactive pharmaceuticals weren't being prescribed like they're candy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2023 07:01 AM (up/3i)

197 197

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 07:02 AM (CQE5S)

198
Enjoyed a cigar on the patio yesterday afternoon. Saw cedar waxwings in the trees, and cardinals and blue jays at the feeder.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

How about your birdbath? Is it frozen like JT's?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:02 AM (7yh1x)

199
I can't say I ever recall a 'Christian School' shooting before.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY)

200 Amish school.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:03 AM (3dUWh)

201 blue jays at the feeder.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023

I hope you had enough gum for everyone on the team.

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 07:03 AM (8p0Zk)

202 We have a Whirlpool glass top stove that's 10 years old. The 2 most used burners are showing their age, but the overall cooktop isn't bad.

And, yea, it's sorta' a PITA to clean.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 07:04 AM (Q4IgG)

203 mornin yall. I'm not a transphobe. I am not afraid of a tranny.
Disgusted and repulsed yes, but I could say the same about about any Democrat, and most Republicans. Now that I think about it, I will include most of the human race.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:04 AM (iayUP)

204 As a kid you never thought you would have a favorite stove burner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:05 AM (3dUWh)

205 Well then your solution is not a solution. It's either preening or pretext.
Posted by: Warai-otok

Pictures Robert Mitchum singing "Preeee-ning"

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 07:05 AM (T4tVD)

206 Glass cooktops. Mrs fd had to have one when we remodeled the kitchen. She has since broken it twice.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:05 AM (iayUP)

207 Christian School shootings and other similar atrocities didn't happen when schools used to have shooting teams and psychoactive pharmaceuticals weren't being prescribed like they're candy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2023 07:01 AM (up/3i)

There's probably also a mechanic of "mystique" to school shootings and mass murder in general. It's glamorized in a way other crimes aren't. Pair that, and the overmedication you mention, with a universalized curriculum of nihilism and hatred and an obsession with mental illness, all courtesy of the death cult, and mass violence by broken lunatics is inevitable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:06 AM (9UlRk)

208
Amish school.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:03 AM

Right. Forgot about that one. Here in Pennsylvania, too iirc.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 07:06 AM (enJYY)

209 How about your birdbath? Is it frozen like JT's?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Not frozen today.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 07:06 AM (T4tVD)

210 Unknown to Howard, his request for the state ID card triggered ADOT’s Service Arizona portal to create and submit a voter registration form registering him to vote in Navajo County. The signature displayed on the form was “pulled” or copied from the data file used to order Howard’s state ID card.

The system-generated form was reported to the Navajo County Recorder’s Office. This then caused the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office to cancel Howard’s right to vote there based on the “new” registration.

A new way to cheat:
Take a confirmed R voter and see if they have property in other counties. Move their address and voter card to that address. TADA, they must vote provisional in their home county. Over 500 identified in Maricopa so far.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:07 AM (BRHaw)

211 My dad drove a propane tanker truck and delivered to all the rural towns, farms, and factory's and Amish farmers in the area. I guess propane will be banned also?

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 07:08 AM (8p0Zk)

212
I can't say I ever recall a 'Christian School' shooting before.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Leave one brick and steel structure -- an inanimate object -- alone next to a loaded firearm -- another inanimate object -- and you won't believe the hijinks those two will get into when no one is paying attention.

Y'see, inanimate objects can act with a will all their own, and usually to no good ... just ask any big brained leftist for a more complete and SCIENCE-based explanation

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:09 AM (7yh1x)

213 It's creepy and depressing how the two parties are effectively a Death Cult and a Grift Cult, with no oxygen to be found outside the two.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)

214
So the he that wanted to be a she - did he/she buy a tranning bra?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 29, 2023 07:10 AM (enJYY)

215 198>> The birdbath is not frozen and it's currently a balmy 52F on the patio. The palm and the bougainvilleas aren't struggling.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 07:10 AM (YRsIm)

216 Don't outlaw the guns. Outlaw the schools.

Much easier. Save a ton of money too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:10 AM (9UlRk)

217 U.S. pharma giant Pfizer has signed an agreement with China to cooperate on improving the country’s health coverage, according to the company.

“We are aligned very much with the China ‘Healthy 2030’ [initiative] and we are trying to contribute as much as we can,” Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla told CNBC’s Eunice Yoon on Saturday.

They will steal, rob, and clone every one of your patents and trade secrets! idiot

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:12 AM (BRHaw)

218 Oh, oh, oh. They accidentally bumped into her. Then SHE got into an argument with them. They had small children in strollers, so they must be completely innocent and didn't provoke in any way.

NEW YORK — A Donald Trump supporter protesting the Manhattan district attorney’s probe of the former president pulled a knife on a family with two small children Tuesday outside Manhattan Criminal Court, according to a court official.
The man and woman with two children in strollers accidentally bumped into the Trump supporter while crossing the intersection of Hogan Place and Centre Street just after 4:00 p.m., three bystanders told POLITICO. The female protester, who held a sign that read “I support Trump, do you?” began arguing with the couple before she pulled out a blade approximately 6 inches long and waved it at the family, according to the eye-witnesses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:13 AM (FrvLQ)

219
The palm and the bougainvilleas aren't struggling.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Count your blessings -- struggle sessions between different species of tropical plants can get pretty heated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:13 AM (7yh1x)

220 They will steal, rob, and clone every one of your patents and trade secrets! idiot
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:12 AM (BRHaw)

Eh, they've already got all that. My guess is this is just Pfizer trying to make a buck off it instead of crying over spilled milk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:14 AM (9UlRk)

221 @207

>> Pair that, and the overmedication you mention, with a universalized curriculum of nihilism and hatred and an obsession with mental illness, all courtesy of the death cult, and mass violence by broken lunatics is inevitable.

To give you an idea how prevalent the over-prescribing of psycho-active drugs are, within the past couple of years I've had a medical issue that seemed like it was cardiac in nature, I went to the emergency rooms one day with shortness of breath and the attending physician said, you seem to be having a panic attack, and prescribed Lexapro which is an SSRI.

I discarded the pills, I was not suffering from panic disorders, I had an underlying medical condition that was eventually diagnosed and solved.

But the take away is these pharmaceutical reps masquerading as doctors are the primary reason mental illness seems to be exploding, they are creating it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2023 07:14 AM (up/3i)

222

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 29, 2023 07:14 AM (vwCZJ)

223 213 It's creepy and depressing how the two parties are effectively a Death Cult and a Grift Cult, with no oxygen to be found outside the two.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)

When Bush the Elder rolled over for taxes I realized the (R) was just the Washington Generals in expensive suits.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:14 AM (BRHaw)

224 I think this one takes the cake today. From the Daily Mail:

"Michelle Obama flaunts her fit figure in activewear as she takes in the sights of Sydney "

Now, I have been lied to by the press for all my life, and have been usually able to discern the truth from fiction, but this one has me questioning my existence. This can not be real.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:15 AM (iayUP)

225 We need common sense stroller control.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:15 AM (9UlRk)

226 221 To give you an idea how prevalent the over-prescribing of psycho-active drugs are, within the past couple of years I've had a medical issue that seemed like it was cardiac in nature, I went to the emergency rooms one day with shortness of breath and the attending physician said, you seem to be having a panic attack, and prescribed Lexapro which is an SSRI.

I discarded the pills, I was not suffering from panic disorders, I had an underlying medical condition that was eventually diagnosed and solved.

But the take away is these pharmaceutical reps masquerading as doctors are the primary reason mental illness seems to be exploding, they are creating it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2023 07:14 AM (up/3i)

Great story.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 07:15 AM (CQE5S)

227 Posted by: Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop
*
You wanna come over?
Posted by: Senor Wences at March 29, 2023

***
Lemme tell you something, people. Lamb Chop was *hot*.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at March 29, 2023 07:16 AM (J2vNu)

228
"Michelle Obama flaunts her fit figure in activewear as she takes in the sights of Sydney "

Finally unleashed her twig and berries, did she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:17 AM (7yh1x)

229 224 "Michelle Obama flaunts her fit figure in activewear as she takes in the sights of Sydney "
Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:15 AM (iayUP)

PIXY, Michelle Obama is/was down under!

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 07:17 AM (CQE5S)

230 pulled a knife on a family with two small children Tuesday outside Manhattan Criminal Court, according to a court official.
Probably a breaking news story on CNN and MSNBC right now. Picked up by all the media and will replace the Nashville shooting in the headlines. If true or not.

Posted by: Colin at March 29, 2023 07:17 AM (8p0Zk)

231 Posted by: Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop
*
You wanna come over?
Posted by: Senor Wences at March 29, 2023

***
Lemme tell you something, people. Lamb Chop was *hot*.
Posted by: Kermit the Frog at March 29, 2023

***
So was Shari. But I'm a human, so I'm biased; stipulated.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2023 07:18 AM (J2vNu)

232 I went to the emergency rooms one day with shortness of breath and the attending physician said, you seem to be having a panic attack, and prescribed Lexapro which is an SSRI.

WTF? Never have I ever.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:18 AM (FrvLQ)

233 Soma. Great stuff. Couldn't get through the day without it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:18 AM (9UlRk)

234 LOL

New York Post
Michelle Obama flashes scowl during Barack's speaking...

Daily Mail
Michelle Obama is all smiles during date with Barack...

Posted by: m at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (CQE5S)

235
PIXY, Michelle Obama is/was down under!
Posted by: m

If you encounter her coming your way and her jaws unhinge, prepare yourself to fight for your very life!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (7yh1x)

236 Count your blessings -- struggle sessions between different species of tropical plants can get pretty heated.

The bougainvilleas are just a couple of showoffs. And they think they have the palm outnumbered, but he's getting a friend on Friday to back him up. I'll probably have to separate them and put the bougies in baskets...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (YRsIm)

237 Good morning! I overslept.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (wagHN)

238 Whenever my APRN attempts to prescribe some new meds for whatever I complain about I always ask how much she's getting in kickbacks.

And get a very stern glare. Which tells me all I need to know.

She's also stopped pitching new meds to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (Q4IgG)

239 228
"Michelle Obama flaunts her fit figure in activewear as she takes in the sights of Sydney "

She is going to run, isn't she?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (FrvLQ)

240
jewells45

Good morning ... and don't call me "I overslept".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:22 AM (7yh1x)

241 237>> Good to you're sleeping. You doing OK?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2023 07:22 AM (YRsIm)

242 “I hate to have to do this. It’s unfortunate. But we make the laws over here. The DoD doesn’t. This is not about abortion. It’s about taxpayer-funded abortions,” Tuberville said Monday evening amid pushback from Democrats and members of his own party, according to Punchbowl News.

Tuberville announced he would block all DOD nominees on Feb. 17, just one day after the Pentagon outlined its new abortion policy, and has so far prevented the Senate from approving what is typically a block of nominees in a single vote.

A pol doing real work!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:23 AM (BRHaw)

243 "Michelle Obama flaunts her fit figure in activewear as she takes in the sights of Sydney "

It's like words don't mean anything anymore. Go ahead DM, and finish off the language and tell us Mooch has a pert posterior.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:23 AM (iayUP)

244 @232

>>WTF? Never have I ever.

It's a shame you weren't my attending physician.

But my experience is that drs tend to push pills.

I had a similar type of experience when I had a bone spur, instead of ordering the surgery, I had to go through nsaid and therapy hell before the stupid Dr would order the surgery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2023 07:24 AM (DY4ou)

245
She is going to run, isn't she?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

She's a natural -- got her feet and chops in both hot grifting arenas: race and transgenderism!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:24 AM (7yh1x)

246 Odd how if you search for "Trans day of vengeance" on Twitter, the only results are conservative accounts reacting to it. Not a single trans activist account among them. Makes it seem as if Right Twitter just made the whole thing up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:26 AM (FrvLQ)

247 181 Driving is a privilege, not a right.

Owning the means of violence is a right, not a privilege.

Murder is already illegal.

"Enough already" is not an argument, it is a tantrum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 06:51 AM (9UlRk)
----
Perfectly stated. Thank you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Chundering Cognoscenti Of The Southern Hemisphere at March 29, 2023 07:26 AM (qfLjt)

248 It's like words don't mean anything anymore. Go ahead DM, and finish off the language and tell us Mooch has a pert posterior.
Posted by: fd at March 29, 2023 07:23 AM (iayUP)

the pic is shot from ways away and it looks to me like a 170 lb gal in a track suit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

249 I bave been told that bone spurs are an imaginary illness invented to weasel out of military service.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2023 07:27 AM (FrvLQ)

250 1000 words

https://tinyurl.com/2s3jcbrd

yuk

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:28 AM (BRHaw)

251
yuk
Posted by: rhennigantx

Looks not a lick different from countless others who walk into urban businesses and steal whatever they want with nary a worry about being apprehended ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:32 AM (7yh1x)

252 238 Whenever my APRN attempts to prescribe some new meds for whatever I complain about I always ask how much she's getting in kickbacks.

And get a very stern glare. Which tells me all I need to know.

She's also stopped pitching new meds to me.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2023 07:19 AM (Q4IgG)
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OK, I sort of knew they get money for conferences and stuff like that but what kickbacks are there other then these?

Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes a bit ignorant at March 29, 2023 07:32 AM (qfLjt)

253 Good to you're sleeping. You doing OK?

Yep, doing okay

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 07:33 AM (wagHN)

254 Looks not a lick different from countless others who walk into urban businesses and steal whatever they want with nary a worry about being apprehended ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:32 AM (7yh1x)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

255
J

and

J

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2023 07:33 AM (BRHaw)

256 Good morning Krebs

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 29, 2023 07:34 AM (wagHN)

257 Not frozen today.
Posted by: JT

Belay that; it was frozen.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2023 07:35 AM (T4tVD)

258 Funny how we still call it a teakettle even if we use it to generate hot water for coffee. Coffee kettle doesn't sit right and coffeepot doesn't quite narrow it down.

Posted by: Ciampino - English is a fascinating language at March 29, 2023 07:37 AM (qfLjt)

259
I believe that I will engage in some lurk time here for several weeks. Getting things organized for tax season, never a favorite task of mine, is particularly onerous this year and I am getting ornery about the whole activity, what with being the person charged with getting my late mother's final tax engagements settled.

A thought occurs to me: why should we be under the gun to get 'er done according to the rules when those in DC have chosen for decades to ignore or circumvent the rules when it comes to deciding how to spend the booty they coerce from us? For how many years running has Congress failed to pass a budget, per the Constitution, and engaged instead in the slight of hand and untrammeled thievery of "continuing resolutions" and other "not a budget but a really, really excellent spending opportunity" ensconced in thousand-plus page bills passed at literally the last second?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 29, 2023 07:43 AM (7yh1x)

260 On a lot of new laptops, the power button has to be held down for a second or two before the computer will recognize it and act. Mine's like that, but it's an Acer.

So having it so close to other buttons may not be as big an issue as imagined.

Posted by: Kevin at March 29, 2023 11:39 AM (Wjypf)

261 Again... What are the Four Essential Keys?

Posted by: Xavier at March 29, 2023 01:41 PM (g5Wzu)

262
I think Disney is trying to shore things up before returning to Wokism. Iger is doing the same things Chapek promised, but harder. Disney will be the last studio to learn the lesson of "get woke, go broke".

Tho Iger did return final say of TV/movies to the studios, instead of marketing. I think that will not pay off long run.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 29, 2023 02:40 PM (1hM1d)

263 "213 It's creepy and depressing how the two parties are effectively a Death Cult and a Grift Cult, with no oxygen to be found outside the two.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk) "

it's the one time they actually practice tolerance ... the Killers tolerate the Grifters, and vice versa, they are working toward the same end in their own ways.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 29, 2023 08:16 PM (QNv15)

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