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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/1/23)
A nun gets into a cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always wondered what it would be like to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK," the nun says. "Pull in to the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss like he has never been kissed before. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party." (H/T "Iris")
An Australian surf lifesaving club has found itself at the center of a controversy following its implementation of a no-nudity policy in showers and changing rooms. Ocean swimmer Nada Pantle, who regularly uses the changing rooms after a morning swim in Terrigal, New South Wales, said she was sent a letter warning that she had breached Terrigal Surf Life Saving Club’s nudity policy, CNN affiliate 7News reports. A sign in the club advises users to “shower in your swimming costume and change with your towel around you.” Another swimmer told the BBC that the sign appeared “probably three months ago.”
An interesting fishing partner. You don't have to argue about who drives the boat.
Ukrainian hackers use Russian officer's wife's nude photos to gather intelligence
Mrs. Atroshchenko agreed to surprise the regiment with a pinup calendar, thinking she was speaking with an officer rather than Ukrainian hackers.
Yours truly is very honest with you. I'm not a big fan of baseball. Does the game need to be revolutionized? I think some tweaking is necessary. This seems over the top.
THE DRIVE FROM Tempe, Arizona, to Orange County takes roughly six hours, so Tucker Davidson had plenty of time to talk as he trekked from spring training to his home in the Los Angeles area. Just like everyone else in baseball, the 27-year-old left-hander has time at the forefront of his mind these days. The next pitch Davidson throws for the Los Angeles Angels will come with a digitized clock winding down and a penalty for its expiration. A new brand of baseball will reveal itself to the world Thursday, when the Angels and 29 other teams inaugurate the 2023 season, or, as it will be known in future years, the beginning of the pitch clock era. It will be the most significant change to the on-field game since Jackie Robinson's arrival altered the player population.
You thought you had a shitty job. I'm betting it isn't this bad.
Meet Brendan Walsh, Professional Poo Diver
Brendan Walsh runs a commercial diving business in Melbourne and spends his days in all sorts of no-air environments, with a small part being sewage. Sewage diving in Australia is essential because we use bacteria instead of chemicals to break down the solids. Big stirring machines run 24 hours a day and moving parts constantly break, which is when Mr Walsh’s business is called in to repair them.
"It’s more thick than normal diving and you can’t see anything no matter what. It’s more like walking than swimming when you get down there.’
Speaking of shit. The following was submitted for your approval from CBD....... Some Poor Viking Dropped this Massive Deuce Over 1,000 Years Ago
During an archaeological dig of a plot of land in 1972, a massive and incredibly well-preserved turd was discovered. Coming in at a whopping 8 inches long, and 2 inches wide, it was dubbed the largest, oldest human fecal sample in existence.
On this day: 1 Apr 1985
David Lee Roth quit Van Halen shortly after releasing his version of The Beach Boys 'California Girls', (which featured Carl Wilson on background vocals). He was replaced by Sammy Hagar later in the year. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 1 Apr 1984
Marvin Gaye was shot dead by his father at his parent's home in Los Angeles, California. The argument started after his parents squabbled over misplaced business documents, Gaye attempted to intervene, and was killed by his father using a gun he had given him four months before. Marvin Sr. was sentenced to six years of probation after pleading guilty to manslaughter. Charges of first-degree murder were dropped after doctors discovered Marvin Sr. had a brain tumour. via thisdayinmusic.com
Oh great. She said "Yes". And they will probably breed. Genius Award Winner.
A Los Angeles Dodgers fan ran out onto the field during Opening Day on Thursday night and was brutally tackled by a security guard while he attempted to propose to his girlfriend. But the story ended happily with the news that in spite of a hard hit and a brief detention, she said “yes.” Ricardo Juarez posted a video on social media that showed him running out onto the field and looking for the right spot to get down on one knee.
We needed this. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A grandmother who was working in her food truck allegedly shot a 23-year-old man who tried to rob her. Keshondra Howard Turner, 53, was cooking behind the counter of the soul food truck her family owns when a man approached in a vehicle around 1pm on Tuesday and asked what was being served, according to Houston police Lt Bryan Bui.
Notice: Posted with permission by the ....... I'm not sure. No one is here. Hello? Anyone here? Oh well. Enjoy.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2023 09:48 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Iris at April 01, 2023 09:50 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2023 09:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2023 09:50 PM (sedDs)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2023 09:52 PM (qoGsy)
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The Iceland Steamer
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2023 09:54 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2023 09:55 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 01, 2023 09:56 PM (cupoy)
Ending the shift shouldn't have to be necessary but the teams are powerless to say no to young stat nerds. Teams think it is better to lose with happy nerds than win with unhappy nerds.
The changes are actually very reactionary and traditionalist in spirit.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 01, 2023 09:59 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 09:59 PM (drPii)
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This sounds like a mixologist waxing poetically over a brand of small batch artisanal scotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2023 09:55 PM (qoGsy)
*Says a prayer for the mailbox*
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2023 10:00 PM (sedDs)
The pitch clock cuts 30 minutes of boredom from the game. Search youtube for "Kentucky Derby two pitches" for an egregious example of what they are trying to eliminate.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2023 10:01 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Zoltan at April 01, 2023 10:01 PM (sDFJU)
Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at April 01, 2023 10:01 PM (VefU6)
Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2023 10:02 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Zoltan at April 01, 2023 10:01 PM (sDFJU)
Banana Republic has to do with the CIA's coups to support United Fruit Company's business in various Central American states, and it is rumored, to protect Allan Dulles stock portfolio
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (vXQwd)
All they can do is change the rules to make other skills more valuable. Like baserunning and defense and left handed hitters shortening their swings when down in the count.
Pitchers can't really throw "max effort" every time with a pitch clock either.
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (1ais2)
Noooo!
Posted by: Randy Marsh at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (xttsV)
Thanks much.
Iris' joke was certainly a good one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Guy with Pitchfork at April 01, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2023 10:05 PM (SYTee)
I saw Moist & Peaty open for The Runs at the Burn Barrel in Saudi in 1990.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2023 10:05 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2023 10:06 PM (sedDs)
Posted by: Thesokorus at April 01, 2023 10:06 PM (1ais2)
I saw Moist & Peaty open for The Runs at the Burn Barrel in Saudi in 1990.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2023 10:05 PM (3CCua)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
An entire Kentucky Derby between pitches.
Posted by: Chuck C at April 01, 2023 10:07 PM (xttsV)
Everyone that wants to help FenelonSpoke can email me. They will be given her Church's address. Alas, this involves writing or creating a check, but I do not trust PayPal, Go Fund Me, or the Methodist equivalent. This set-up assures I get no money meant for her, and there are no fees beyond a stamp.
My ROT-13 email: AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg
from https://rot13.com/
My email is lightly encrypted to foil the bots.
This answers Bitter Clinger & Hrothgar's questions.
I have corresponded with FenelonSpoke for years, and this post was approved by her and two esteemed CoBs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
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Was it from a man or a woman? Anthropologists with Ph.D.s want to know...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2023 10:08 PM (BpYfr)
That's exactly what I was thinking of for tomorrow!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 09:59 PM (drPii)
Not the swimming in poo, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 01, 2023 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2023 10:09 PM (xS8eR)
Posted by: Randy Marsh at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (xttsV)
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Does Bono from U2 know about this?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2023 10:09 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2023 10:03 PM (xhaym)
Guard - "The Drive In is closed"
Mr. Ruby - "We're with the Ace Tomato Company"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (yu8eA)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (+EodL)
Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (VefU6)
DracHula.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at April 01, 2023 10:10 PM (uHAQV)
*Snort*
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:11 PM (u82oZ)
That is a good Dupont Circle joke. Thanks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks! Saw it on facebook and sent it on.
So what is happening with Felonspoke's church?
Posted by: Iris at April 01, 2023 10:11 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Sven Svennsonn at April 01, 2023 10:11 PM (j+jCx)
"take off the gloves"; "start investigating prominent Democrats with an eye toward bringing criminal charges against them"; "Let’s find out"; "This should be looked into"; "let slip the dogs of war."
If the GOP gave even half a crap, the investigations would already be complete, the evidence compiled and indexed, the charges ready to file, and the dogs locked and loaded in the slipping chamber.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 01, 2023 10:12 PM (MvF+J)
Sadly, the garbage man took Foamy away. I doubt he will be back again some day.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2023 10:13 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Can thou bind the influence of the Pleiades or loose the bands of Orion?
Lord, end my winter, and let my Spring begin. I cannot with all my longings raise my soul out of death and dullness, but all things are possible with thee. I need celestial influences, the clear shinings of thy love, the beams of thy grace, the light of thy
countenance; these are the Pleiades to me. I suffer much from sin and temptation, these are my wintry signs , my terrible Orion.. Lord, work wonders in me and for me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2023 10:14 PM (AI6rD)
The designated hitter in the American League was at least as significant as this pitch clock change, and probably much more significant in how it altered the game.
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at April 01, 2023 10:14 PM (oMkPq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 10:14 PM (drPii)
Sadly, the garbage man took Foamy away. I doubt he will be back again some day.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2023 10:13 PM (iayUP)
Mother Nature gave us I'm guessing 6-8" of the white stuff last night. Hard to say exactly with 30MPH winds overnight and today.
Needless to say I spent this morning doing snow removal, I'm ready for that global warming those old scolds from Sweden were bitching about on Weds.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Robert the Cat (TM): bath, bath, bath, bath, YAWN, bath bath. "You should clean out the poop box again."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2023 10:16 PM (CHHv1)
If money is not found, her church will be closed in two months. Her loyal congregation would be bereft. FenelonSpoke will be unemployed. She is working without salary now to help her church.
The amount of money needed is a lot less than the Horde donated to help grammie winger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 10:16 PM (drPii)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2023 10:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 10:17 PM (4eKPg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 10:18 PM (drPii)
Wow, it's like you are on a different planet or something. I'll spare you the details of our current climate.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2023 10:19 PM (iayUP)
Whoopi and Abrams have entered the competition.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 10:19 PM (FUBfX)
is small and lacks funds. We are trying to sell some property but may not have enough funds to last until the sale goes through so my offsite clergy boss is trying to get us to close by June instead of allowing us to wait.
Goodnight all! For all that celebrate it or celebrate it now ( Eastern Orthodox folks are a bit behind as far as the calendar) a blessed Palm Sunday and Holy Week to you and a Blessed Passover to our Jewish posters here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2023 10:20 PM (CfEyZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2023 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2023 10:19 PM (iayUP)
Oh I can only imagine. Shorts, T-shirts and damn near 90
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
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We're right here, you know
Posted by: Steroids and Friends at April 01, 2023 10:23 PM (8AONa)
Evening, MisHum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Why, was it about The Movie That TJM Mentions When He Says He's Not Going To Mention It?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2023 10:24 PM (llON8)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 01, 2023 10:12 PM (MvF+J)
Or as Jeff Sessions would say "ZZZZZ!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2023 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
If money is not found, her church will be closed in two months. Her loyal congregation would be bereft. FenelonSpoke will be unemployed. She is working without salary now to help her church.
The amount of money needed is a lot less than the Horde donated to help grammie winger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Goodness, how much money is needed to save the church? I will make a donation.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 01, 2023 10:24 PM (EBkdW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2023 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2023 10:25 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 01, 2023 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Everyone that wants to help FenelonSpoke can email me. They will be given her Church's address. Alas, this involves writing or creating a check, but I do not trust PayPal, Go Fund Me, or the Methodist equivalent. This set-up assures I get no money meant for her, and there are no fees beyond a stamp.
My ROT-13 email: AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg
from https://rot13.com/
My email is lightly encrypted to foil the bots.
This answers Bitter Clinger & Hrothgar's questions.
I have corresponded with FenelonSpoke for years, and this post was approved by her and two esteemed CoBs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
I missed out. What help does Fenelon Spoke need?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 10:26 PM (tkR6S)
There's dozens of us!!!
DOZENS!
Posted by: Tobias Funke at April 01, 2023 10:26 PM (BHjT0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 01, 2023 10:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
If money is not found, her church will be closed in two months. Her loyal congregation would be bereft. FenelonSpoke will be unemployed. She is working without salary now to help her church.
The amount of money needed is a lot less than the Horde donated to help grammie winger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:16 PM
Tell us how.
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 10:27 PM (MF3yS)
Evening, MisHum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Why, was it about The Movie That TJM Mentions When He Says He's Not Going To Mention It?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 01, 2023 10:24 PM (llON
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
Everyone that wants to help FenelonSpoke can email me. They will be given her Church's address. Alas, this involves writing or creating a check, but I do not trust PayPal, Go Fund Me, or the Methodist equivalent. This set-up assures I get no money meant for her, and there are no fees beyond a stamp.
My ROT-13 email: AnPyl_qbt@xfoebnqonaq.arg
from https://rot13.com/
My email is lightly encrypted to foil the bots.
This answers Bitter Clinger & Hrothgar's questions.
I have corresponded with FenelonSpoke for years, and this post was approved by her and two esteemed CoBs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2023 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Money to keep her church open. It will close two months from now. I do not know if donations to churches are tax deductible in Canada, like they are in the US.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Assasouris Rex at April 01, 2023 10:28 PM (2Lh/H)
At Kaufmann stadium he can see it on the wall behind home plate.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at April 01, 2023 10:29 PM (wagHN)
Posted by: Sven Svennsonn and Sonns at April 01, 2023 10:30 PM (j+jCx)
Joe Biden walks into a bar with his fly open
PUNCHLINE OPTIONS:
1. Biden says he opened his fly because he noticed that the bartender was Asian.
Posted by: Assasouris Rex at April 01, 2023 10:33 PM (2Lh/H)
Everyone knows, Hooper drives the boat chief.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2023 10:33 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 10:34 PM (MF3yS)
Eromero check your email!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 10:38 PM (FUBfX)
This feels like a very slow Spring, or a long winter. Yet this winter, on average, was warmer than last year.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
Mrs. Atroshchenko agreed to surprise the regiment with a pinup calendar, thinking she was speaking with an officer rather than Ukrainian hackers.
I found a picture of the wife. She is a ginger but...meh.
Also, I suspect the hacking here is a little...overblown...like everything else from the war. But soon Mr Atroshchenko will be signed up for spam like the world has never seen!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2023 10:41 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: NaCly
Our number 3 son is a fireman, we saw him last Monday and he said it's been raining since June.
Based on the damn allergies which kept me sneezing, coughing, and blowing my nose for about 5 hours today I agree with him.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 10:42 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 10:42 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Already answered. I sent you an email moments ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 10:42 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 10:43 PM (TNKRr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 10:44 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 01, 2023 10:46 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2023 10:47 PM (qoGsy)
Missed commenting on the pet thread...
Hope is absolutely beautiful! I would so adopt her if I didn't already have a jealous girl!
I surely hope someone takes her home.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 10:47 PM (drPii)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2023 10:49 PM (i+mOk)
'This is the last 45 you're gonna hear'
Too soon?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 10:44 PM (y+Ith)
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Mercy, mercy me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 10:49 PM (+EodL)
'This is the last 45 you're gonna hear'
Too soon?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 10:44 PM (y+Ith)
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Mercy, mercy me!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 10:49 PM
What's goin' on?
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 10:50 PM (MF3yS)
'This is the last 45 you're gonna hear'
Too soon?
I don't know what kind of sick, degenerate mind thought of the joke, but I'd like to hang out some time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 01, 2023 10:50 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 10:52 PM (MF3yS)
The pitch clock has worked out well in Spring Training. The minor leagues have had a pitch clock for a few years now and the younger players in the Majors are used to it already.
It does a great job of speeding up the game by eliminating the batter taking a half minute to readjust his batting gloves after each pitch. Once you have seen a few games, the clock is hardly noticed.
Also, the ability for the batter to call time out only once per at bat, plus the limit to throw over to first base to stop the runner from stealing is now limited to twice per batter.
The games are averaging about 35 minutes less so far.
FIVE STARS!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Eromero
Consider it done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BacktoGA at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (X5u3Z)
We've got
Nothing better to do
Than watch TV
And have a couple of brews
Wait, sorry, wrong context.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 01, 2023 11:01 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (i+mOk)
Lol, I remember Paul Konerko doing exactly that with his batting gloves. Yeah, getting rid of those kind of time wasters will be good for MLB.
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 11:03 PM (TNKRr)
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Posted by: BacktoGA at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (X5u3Z)
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I know math is hard; but, it looks like over an hour to me.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 11:03 PM (FUBfX)
So the most significant changes to baseball are a black man and a short clock?
That seems incorrect, somehow.
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2023 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JmT
Watched Paul with a friend for the 1st time (many years ago). The 1st thing he said was "OCD much?". I agreed with him, Paul had that glove readjustment down to muscle memory.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 11:05 PM (FUBfX)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2023 11:05 PM (MF3yS)
For decades I've seen memes regarding one party or another voting on another day other than election day. Even in the last few presidential elections, the same old memes were brought out. Will anyone who satirically said that Reps should vote on the Wednesday after election day be charged too? This man was a Floridian, not a New Yorker, yet was tried in New York.
This is the kind of behavior that gets me angry, very angry. Dying in a fire is too good for the judges, lawyers, and politicians involved in these travesties.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2023 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
There is a left winger that did the same exact thing but targeting Trump voters.
She was not arrested.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2023 11:08 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 01, 2023 11:09 PM (Bd6X8)
It simply means this country is just about done, at least the non-CCP version. When those in the legal system who are supposed to uphold fairness for all and do the opposite, they will someday be known as something else: targets.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2023 11:10 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2023 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
Basically, the court has just admitted that Democrat voters are terminally stupid, with no sense of civic involvement at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:10 PM (o0Fxd)
Effluent leaves drinking water safe for landscape or Sacramento River.
Pre pandemic they had free tours. Breakfast rolls, fruit and coffee gratis. One government place that justifies what we pay them.
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2023 11:10 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Zombie Sheri Lewis at April 01, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:10 PM (o0Fxd)
Break time at the glory hole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:13 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2023 11:05 PM (FUBfX)
Yeah, was definitely OCD like. But he was a hell of a player. His grand slam in the WS was the greatest White Sox moment.
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 11:13 PM (TNKRr)
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2023 11:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2023 11:13 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: torabora at April 01, 2023 11:14 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 01, 2023 11:14 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 11:14 PM (drPii)
Posted by: torabora
And redefining "its own" so there's always an "everyone else."
Posted by: probably not JK Rowling at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zombie Sheri Lewis at April 01, 2023 11:12 PM (qoGsy)
Heh. Shari Lewis, when dining out, would take note of patrons who recognized her, and make a point of loudly ordering lamb chops. Funny lady, and cute, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (tkR6S)
It's serious
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sheri burn her hand?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2023 11:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 11:19 PM (drPii)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2023 11:17 PM (xhaym)
What's really funny about the nip-shit, is that practically nobody here, and none of the Cobs, so far as I am aware, are in favor of the Uke war or of wasting U.S. treasure and lives to keep it going.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:21 PM (tkR6S)
Nipsy gone!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2023 11:19 PM (drPii)
There was a man who went away.
Where he went I could not say.
Was he right, or was he wrong?
I don't know, but the bastard's gone.
Posted by: The Real Zombie Nipsy Russell at April 01, 2023 11:22 PM (Angsy)
Something tells me this has something to do with tranny shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 01, 2023 11:22 PM (SWu1m)
Posted by: probably not JK Rowling at April 01, 2023 11:15 PM (DgGvY)
I know, right?!?
Posted by: Zombie Georges Danton at April 01, 2023 11:22 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 01, 2023 11:22 PM (SWu1m)
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
"Okay, you can't be naked. There, it's all fixed."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 01, 2023 11:24 PM (SWu1m)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 11:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 01, 2023 11:26 PM (SWu1m)
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Uh, oh...Management has left the building!
Let the COBs run wild and free!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2023 11:26 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2023 11:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 11:27 PM (TNKRr)
FIVE STARS!!!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2023 10:54 PM (i+mOk)
I'm not at all sure I'm in a hurry while watching or listening to a game. Honestly, longer games mean more time to drink. What kind of moron.....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (LOVUx)
Post #29 is in answer to your question.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 11:24 PM (u82oZ)
NaCly Dog,
Get my email returned unable to send...
?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (EBkdW)
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 11:27 PM (TNKRr)
He's reposted at 142. Paging MisHum.
Posted by: The Real Zombie Nipsy Russell at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2023 11:17 PM (xhaym)
What's really funny about the nip-shit, is that practically nobody here, and none of the Cobs, so far as I am aware, are in favor of the Uke war or of wasting U.S. treasure and lives to keep it going.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I have apparently missed an ozone moment. I'm guessing a troll was accusing us hordelings of being warmongers in regard to Ukraine?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (tiR3O)
Do you realize, that right now, as we speak, in the fair city of Ottawa, Ontario, Justin Trudeau's cock is tragically going unsucked? Ony you can avert tragedy by kneeing up and doing your magic duty. Get cracking!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
https://tinyurl.com/4fts5pz4
(Substack)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 11:30 PM (+EodL)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:30 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (tiR3O)
As if any of us is enjoying Biden's little wag the dog horseshit in Ukraine.
It's the blue boxes that are digging this nasty little war. Not us.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 01, 2023 11:31 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (tiR3O)
Did you put what I wrote through ROT-13? I lightly encrypted my email to avoid bots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NipsyRussel at April 01, 2023 11:27 PM (UBEmp)
Now what brought that on???
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
Hey, what about me!?
Posted by: Barry O at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (tiR3O)
Wait until it finds out the progressive left wing of the Democrat Party are war pigs, voting to protect Biden by throwing away our money in corrupt Ukraine.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: The Aspirin' Rapper at April 01, 2023 11:33 PM (j+jCx)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:33 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 10:43 PM (TNKRr)
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Devil's advocate here (but per norm for hellish, didn't pass the bar):
Often a church has a manse to house the pastor and family (advantage RC) as well as a church building. Depending on the size of the congregation, meeting in someone's private residence may not suffice. Also that would stir all the Covid-Karens and those stuffy city clerks who need pineappling with prejudice
Posted by: Ciampino - an impasse is possible at April 01, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pretty quiet here at April 01, 2023 11:35 PM (0avLl)
I'll be back at it tomorrow.
May your sleep be the sleep of the just.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 01, 2023 11:36 PM (u82oZ)
Often a church has a manse to house the pastor and family (advantage RC) as well as a church building. Depending on the size of the congregation, meeting in someone's private residence may not suffice. Also that would stir all the Covid-Karens and those stuffy city clerks who need pineappling with prejudice
Posted by: Ciampino - an impasse is possible at April 01, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Worked for us!
Posted by: English Nonconformists at April 01, 2023 11:36 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 01, 2023 11:37 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:38 PM (o0Fxd)
Often a church has a manse to house the pastor and family (advantage RC) as well as a church building. Depending on the size of the congregation, meeting in someone's private residence may not suffice. Also that would stir all the Covid-Karens and those stuffy city clerks who need pineappling with prejudice
Posted by: Ciampino - an impasse is possible at April 01, 2023 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
You can also get zoning, code enforcement and the HOA up your ass with a quickness.
Posted by: But Super Bowl keggers are OK at April 01, 2023 11:38 PM (0avLl)
Posted by: Pretty quiet
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They were probably busy casing other children's schools.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 11:40 PM (/pD2r)
I have an update on the rescue kitties. Three are now socializing with us, two still hiding. I found my late wife's camera and we took some pictures. Much better results even though it's an old camera. Take a look if interested.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
Posted by: Ciampino - the shy ones survive the longest? at April 01, 2023 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2023 11:40 PM (/pD2r)
We need a crash program to install "danger hair" detectors at all gun shops and ranges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:43 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pretty quiet here
MN got some snow. Was "Mother Nature" ever "Father Nature?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2023 11:44 PM (DgGvY)
Also took very short video of the black boy and girl - good quality too. However apparently too short for youtube or something. I'll have to figure out where to post it.
Posted by: Ciampino -- the shy ones survive the longest? at April 01, 2023 11:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2023 11:45 PM (08AgO)
Posted by: Pretty quiet here
MN got some snow. Was "Mother Nature" ever "Father Nature?"
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2023 11:44 PM (DgGvY)
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Don't you know Gaia is female of color? Sheesh!
Posted by: Ciampino - Gaia farts Carbon Dioxide at April 01, 2023 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
EwwwTube does have their "shorts" feature that they introduced to compete with TikTok.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 01, 2023 11:47 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:43 PM (tkR6S)
They do that and next thing you know they'll have 'Danger Hair' Sniffing Bidens as security.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2023 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Get my email returned unable to send...
?
Posted by: Floridachick at April 01, 2023 11:29 PM (EBkdW)
Got the same message.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 01, 2023 11:48 PM (YPWOk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 01, 2023 11:49 PM (08AgO)
Posted by: JmT at April 01, 2023 11:50 PM (TNKRr)
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2023 11:32 PM (emlEe)
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Not just the Demoncrapic Party:
https://tinyurl.com/y58y8p6u
(Nitter)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 11:50 PM (+EodL)
"What's that noise?
"Radioactive fallout detector."
"Why is it ticking near me?"
"Strontium 90 in the hair dye."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2023 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2023 11:52 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: NipsyRussel at April 01, 2023 11:50 PM (RPkGG)
Again?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 11:56 PM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2023 11:56 PM (+EodL)
Posted by: JQ at April 01, 2023 11:57 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 01, 2023 11:58 PM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Corona at April 01, 2023 11:58 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 01, 2023 11:58 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2023 11:59 PM (265/A)
Not many here are neocons rooting on Ukraine. Most of us really don't give a shit about it. Just wouldn't like having spent a 100 billion.
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 12:00 AM (TNKRr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 02, 2023 12:01 AM (drPii)
Did you put what I wrote through ROT-13? I lightly encrypted my email to avoid bots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Sorry, I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Floridachick at April 02, 2023 12:02 AM (EBkdW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:03 AM (1O1T3)
Posted by: Floridachick at April 02, 2023 12:02 AM (EBkdW)
It's a fiendishly clever substitution cypher. Clue: what is 13 half of? What has 26 units in it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:04 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 02, 2023 12:01 AM (drPii)
Do you mind holding this shaker of martinis for just a second? I'm busy with the canapes right now.
Posted by: Smooth Operator at April 02, 2023 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:03 AM (1O1T3)
There's a fungus amongus?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:06 AM (qdvyf)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 01, 2023 11:58 PM (Angsy)
I noticed in the woodworking genre most are just dogs sniffing each other's asses.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:06 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:06 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 02, 2023 12:07 AM (DhOHl)
And what's happening is that Ukraine may not be winning. But Russia is losing. They should have taken Bakhmut a month ago, or two. Instead they've taken at least 30,000 casualties trying to take what now amounts to a burned out gas station out in the country. And they've failed, and the Wagner group is destroyed .
Russia has thrown the heart of its military away for nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2023 12:07 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:08 AM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I was told that there would be no cryptology on the ONT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:08 AM (oLF0J)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2023 12:09 AM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:06 AM (tkR6S)
Careful. I think zombie Shari Lewis was around earlier....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:10 AM (qdvyf)
Careful. I think zombie Shari Lewis was around earlier....
Posted by: Anonymous
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Pretty sure it was just a sock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:11 AM (oLF0J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2023 12:07 AM (r46W7)
Kinda like the end of that Starwars movie The Last Jedi where girl power reduced the resistance to around 8 people, a jet ski and 2 cases of pomegranates.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:10 AM (qdvyf)
Hmm. She passed in 1998. Only 65, but i don't think we can blame the clot shot for that one. RIP, Shari.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:13 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:11 AM (oLF0J)
Well played sir.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:14 AM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:15 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 12:16 AM (qdvyf)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 02, 2023 12:17 AM (DhOHl)
If they had this clock modification in baseball back in '99 and 2000 Nomar Garciaparra never would have won the AL batting title. That guy had more tics than a Timex.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 12:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Smooth Operator at April 02, 2023 12:05 AM (emlEe)
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Stirring comment.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 02, 2023 12:18 AM (+EodL)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 02, 2023 12:17 AM (DhOHl)
NO! Only Jedi get them. Rey needs them to reestablish the Jedi order for the next six movies
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:19 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:20 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:15 AM (xhaym)
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Sung to my children:
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
The kids said what to do?
The teacher said: hey I know what
Let's have a barbeque
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 02, 2023 12:21 AM (+EodL)
Posted by: Just Wondering at April 02, 2023 12:21 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:20 AM (xhaym)
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You've revealed the region in Ukraine where he comes from. Good work!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 02, 2023 12:22 AM (+EodL)
Posted by: Smooth Operator at April 02, 2023 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Can o' peas, coming right up! Nyuk, nyuk.
Posted by: Curley Howard at April 02, 2023 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dragline at April 02, 2023 12:23 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Doctor Suess at April 02, 2023 12:24 AM (DhOHl)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 12:26 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Curley Howard at April 02, 2023 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
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Reference for the young ones:
https://youtu.be/bKf7AUlmAok
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 02, 2023 12:27 AM (+EodL)
Goodnight all...interesting ONT tonight to be sure...
"Tomorrow is a new day and a new start to make things the best they can be! Let someone know what they mean to you! Good night!” — Unknown
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 02, 2023 12:27 AM (drPii)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:06 AM (VwHCD)
It gets boring watching people commenting on someone else's vid. Especially if they do it for four or five posts in a row. Seems like lack of ideas to me.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 02, 2023 12:27 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 12:28 AM (xhxe8)
I'm sure everything will be on the level and there won't be any FBI agents in the crowd provoking mayhem.
And I'm pretty sure when Bragg sees you out protesting, he'll definitely decline to prosecute Trump.
And if mayhem breaks out, I'm sure NYC won't bring phony charges against you and even if they do, a jury of liberal New Yorkers will almost certainly defend your rights and set you free.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 02, 2023 12:33 AM (YPWOk)
A team of military medical scientists in China says it has inserted a gene from the microscopic Tardigrade into human embryonic stem cells and significantly increased these cells’ resistance to radiation.
They said success in this unprecedented experiment could lead to super-tough soldiers who could survive nuclear fallout.
The Chinese team said it had found a way to introduce this gene into human DNA using CRISPR/Cas9, a gene-editing tool now available in most bio-labs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2023 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kindltot
No sack needed.
https://youtu.be/M2mTWTWXS7k
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2023 12:34 AM (0chEi)
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But not the nuclear blast itself, obviously.
This would be more useful if you were planning on shooting the survivors after you nuked someone.
Posted by: Methos at April 02, 2023 12:37 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 02, 2023 12:27 AM (Angsy)
And some of the "hacks" that are posted are just ridiculous. I saw one: Make a welder out of a spark plug! I figured, he's going to make a plasma torch from a spark plug? Nope. He fucked around for ten minutes grinding the shell of a spark plug so he could remove the porcelain intact, and then drilled and tapped a hole in the side of the shell, so he could pass a welding electrode through it and clamp on to make a connection. Then hooked two car batteries in series with #10 wire, clamped one wire to his workpiece, and one to his painstakingly home-made electrode holder, and welded two pieces of pipe together. What makes it really funny is that he had a perfect home-brew electrode holder sitting right there, in the form of a pair of Vise Grip pliers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:38 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2023 12:38 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Annoying. Watch one music video, spend the next week clicking "don't recommend channel" on 100 "internet rando reacts to....." accounts.
And 50 "internet rando plays a bass cover of....." accounts.
And 10 "internet rando recorded the song live, at an outdoor concert, with his iphone3 that he also uses as an air-hockey puck" accounts.
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2023 12:39 AM (DgGvY)
They said success in this unprecedented experiment could lead to super-tough soldiers who could survive nuclear fallout.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2023 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Also, radiation resistant cells are good if you're trying to take the high ground of space. Now if they could get that bone density issue solved, along with the radiation problem, that currently plagues long term space flight, they'd conquer the solar system (for starters).
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2023 12:45 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Angzarr thr acromulent at April 02, 2023 12:48 AM (XMwZJ)
Are Saturdays always this slow?
Are we losing our unique brand of humor and fun?
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 12:49 AM (sZL1G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 12:50 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Angzarr thr acromulent at April 02, 2023 12:48 AM (XMwZJ)
You get a biden, grade A tard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:50 AM (VwHCD)
Are we losing our unique brand of humor and fun?
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 12:49 AM (sZL1G)
Its been pretty slow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
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Mutant water-bears.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:51 AM (cALn2)
Somehow I don't think this human genetic engineering thing is going to work out like they think it will. We've all seen these movies before many time.
Don't fuck with this stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
The corruption, slipshod maintenance, questionable personnel and poor training has been highlighted thanks to their abysmal logistics and terrible planning for this venture.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2023 12:54 AM (KATBx)
I got me a new printer the other day, an HP 9025. It comes blazoned with "free ink" for 6 months. "Instant ink" program. They deliver you ink as you need it. Or so the big print says.
Well, turns out to use that feature, you have to subscribe to HP+, which basically turns your printer into spyware for HP. It has to connect to HP's cloud servers, and monitors and reports on your printing, etc, etc.
And the "instant ink" cartridges are different from the regular cartridges. They are spyware themselves basically, and under control of HP.
So, no thanks. I didn't buy the printer based on that, figuring there was a catch, and boy was there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
What's interesting about Ukraine is watching Ivan get the shit kicked out of him. He's been exposed as the 3rd rate military he has been for years.
Wait until he encounters Lloyd Austin and Thoroughly Modern Milley.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2023 12:58 AM (63Dwl)
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Don't take our copyrighted idea.
Posted by: Kurtzman Trek at April 02, 2023 12:58 AM (kOpft)
Its been pretty slow.
Posted by: Berserker-
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My Harley-rider acquaintance showed up for coffee the other day, on his ride, to show off his new pipe, this one:
https://tinyurl.com/2g2dpfut
It is...loud.
I note that at their site is posted, '-MAY NOT BE STREET LEGAL IN YOUR COUNTRY, STATE OR PROVINCE.'
Really?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:58 AM (y+Ith)
Posted by: publius
And we still haven't gotten boudoir photos of anyone cute.
Posted by: HP+ monitoring team at April 02, 2023 01:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2023 12:54 AM (KATBx)
The Ukes have not exactly been covering themselves with glory in this thing, either. It resembles two drunk hobos fighting over a half-empty can of Sterno.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: irongrampa
It makes us feel better about spending 73 euros on our military over the past decade.
Posted by: most of NATO at April 02, 2023 01:05 AM (DgGvY)
And when you hook the printer up, they try their damndest to get you to use their "smart app", which will helpfully try to subscribe to everything and make your printer spyware.
You can still manually install drivers and all that, which I did. Turns out the basic, built-in Windows drivers will do most of the functionality. The fax feature, they won't do.
Now, Linux's own drivers seem to do everything but I haven't played with them enough to know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Are we losing our unique brand of humor and fun?
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 12:49 AM (sZL1G)
Its been pretty slow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
The ONTs have pretty much died. Used to get a thousand comments routinely. 666 was a thing. Now the day time threads are faster.
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 01:06 AM (TNKRr)
https://tinyurl.com/2g2dpfut
It is...loud.
I note that at their site is posted, '-MAY NOT BE STREET LEGAL IN YOUR COUNTRY, STATE OR PROVINCE.'
Really?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:58 AM (y+Ith)
Oh, my stars and garters! A carbon-fiber end cap! Makes the Harley go "artisan potato, artisan potato".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:07 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Angzarr thr acromulent at April 02, 2023 01:07 AM (XMwZJ)
What's interesting about Ukraine is watching Ivan get the shit kicked out of him. He's been exposed as the 3rd rate military he has been for years.
Wait until he encounters Lloyd Austin and Thoroughly Modern Milley.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
The 105th TransBorne Division will be a terror!!
Posted by: Gen Miley, in heels and tight red dress at April 02, 2023 01:08 AM (KY22T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------
Were it for a Guzzi, it would go, 'artisan tomato, artisan tomato'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 01:09 AM (OpB28)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
My latest install of Linux Mint recognized the little Canon printer right off the bat, and both print and scan functions work as they should. Previous version of Mint required some work-arounds to make the scanner work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:09 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:01 AM (tkR6S)
But we have to stop Russia there or they will overrun Europe and we will have to fight them here.
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 01:10 AM (TNKRr)
That reminds me, back in college, one of the roomates (there were four us), Steve, came out of the bathroom all excited. He exclaimed he had dropped the biggest, longest turd of his life.
He wanted us all to come gaze upon it and share his glory. We looked at him, said no way, dude. We love ya' man, but we ain't gonna go in there and look your damned turd.
He was offended.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Angzarr
------
A visit, perhaps, by Staci Abrams?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 01:11 AM (nEklA)
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 01:06 AM (TNKRr)
Big slow down when Daylight Savings Time kicked in. Seasonal lull.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 01:12 AM (sZL1G)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:13 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 01:10 AM (TNKRr)
If only! Drive all the woke EU WEFtards into the ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:14 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2023 01:14 AM (KY22T)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 01:14 AM (a4EWo)
Somebody rub that bottle! I think Adriane drilled the hole, and got sucked into it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:15 AM (tkR6S)
Full Moon coming up April 6th. This is known as the Pink Moon in the Injun lore. It is also the Paschal Full Moon, what determines Easter.
And I'm made at myself. I missed noting March 26th, which is the shortest apparent (true) solar day of the tropical year. 18.1 s less than 24 hours.
Mercury will reach maximum eastern elongation April 11th, and that will offer the best opportunity to see it. However, it's magnitude decreases as it gets farther away. I think it reached max magnitude sometime around now, or a couple days ago. But I can't see it here, too much clutter on the horizon, and still too bright twilight.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:15 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2023 01:16 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2023 01:16 AM (XMwZJ)
I think some turds are hygroscopic; they take up moisture from the air and swell in size. Noticed that with dog turds in the yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:18 AM (tkR6S)
If you’ve been following the blog for awhile it seems to come and go in popularity. I suspect these times have driven some away as they’ve become more shall we say contentious.
I’m just hanging around because I like the folks that are the bedrock of the blog
An$ the MoMe
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 01:20 AM (sZL1G)
Let me guess. hey outsources the writing of the poo article to Chat GPT
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 02, 2023 01:20 AM (IHZE7)
An$ the MoMe
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 01:20 AM (sZL1G)
Right now, blog time is 1:20 AM. A lot of the East coast folks have gone to bed. I'm in Arizona, still on standard time, so its 10:20 PM for me. And with DST in effect, many people who previously would be on their computers on the blog are outside, enjoying the Spring evening.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:24 AM (tkR6S)
Famblies go n' do stuff with their kidlets, and just many people go do stuff out there in the world, vs. the screen.
Summer Doldrums are be a real thing online, they is.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2023 01:25 AM (e6UQI)
youtube.com/watch?v=1_Qmsm6nRts
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 02, 2023 01:26 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 02, 2023 12:07 AM (r46W7)
Can you cite your source(s) for that casualty figure?
Posted by: Random MoA Poster at April 02, 2023 01:28 AM (89Sog)
Agree about seasonality. Just noting the decline. When I ca; start getting firsts it’s a problem.
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 02, 2023 01:29 AM (sZL1G)
I still haven't gotten my internal clock synced with DST yet. Still think it's way too early. Local Mean Time here is just hitting midnight.
With DST here, at this longitude, that puts mean local noon at 1:29 PM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Splitters!!
Posted by: People's Front of the ONT at April 02, 2023 01:29 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 01:33 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 02, 2023 01:34 AM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:34 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: JmT at April 02, 2023 01:06 AM (TNKRr)
Spring is in the air! A time when a young man's fancy turns to 'damn, I need to get laid' -- and not virtually.
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2023 01:34 AM (emlEe)
I still haven't gotten my internal clock synced with DST yet. Still think it's way too early. Local Mean Time here is just hitting midnight.
With DST here, at this longitude, that puts mean local noon at 1:29 PM.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, I had a couple of mornings where I had to set the alarm for 6 AM... my sleep schedule is all screwed up.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2023 01:35 AM (oHd/0)
We had them broiled accompanied by lemon butter, salt and pepper. Plus a nice green salad. Pineapple upside down cake with a scoop of ice cream did dessert duty.
I DO enjoy eating like royalty.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2023 01:35 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2023 01:35 AM (tkR6S)
They said success in this unprecedented experiment could lead to super-tough soldiers who could survive nuclear fallout."
I don't see any way that could go horribly wrong.
I guess we'll find out when they end up making an embryo out of them.
Hopefully the local Fertility Commissar won't accidentally remand the gestational carrier for a mandatory abortion.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 02, 2023 01:35 AM (IHZE7)
youtube.com/watch?v=-9etCDHfPnE
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at April 02, 2023 01:38 AM (MvF+J)
*raises paw*
I'm naturally a night-owl but trying to make best use of daylight lately. Changing schedule is difficult for me.
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 01:38 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at April 02, 2023 01:39 AM (qdvyf)
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 01:40 AM (o0Fxd)
Thanks to Mis Hum.
And thanks to all who posted kind comments as to what I had built.
Thank you, one and all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2023 01:42 AM (e6UQI)
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I’m glad Elon bought Twitter,
And I hope you are too …
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:46 AM (jonTH)
Easter eggs are pastel,
A hint of Spring May be in the air,
I sure hope that you can tell …
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:48 AM (jonTH)
I didn't see that, Jim -- but I looked. Nice work indeed.
A close up of some your weld beads would be nice. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Also-- attractive. Bonus points for replacing neighbor's broken down section, making for tidy appearance all the way across.
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 01:50 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 01:51 AM (jonTH)
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2023 01:54 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:48 AM (Mzdiz)
You're gonna have to read me my rights, first. And even then, I'm gonna want a lawyer.
Never mind that I've angle grinded all the evidence into metallic powder.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2023 01:56 AM (e6UQI)
Heh. As long as it holds. And I suspect it will.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 02:04 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 02:06 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
I had to cut one of the top diagonals off, in order to re-level the gates, due to an uneven weight distribution. The left-side (as seen from the front) carried more weight, due to stop plates and ground pin assemblies.
Cutting off the top diagonal, let me put a jack under the gate, raise it to slightly *above* level, re-weld, re-grind, re-paint, and re-install the wood, there.
Removing the jack, the gate settled it back to within 1/32d of perfectly level, and that was OK with me.
Those diagonals are taking one hell of a stress load. I've paid careful attention to those welds on either end.
They will hold. Of this, I have no doubts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2023 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
And cutting off that upper diagonal.
Was NOT easy, even with a brand new Diablo 4-1/2" cutoff wheel.
When one's weld does not want to yield, well.
That there is one good weld.
I laid 3x the bead on the replacement, than to the original. Repairs are always thus, to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2023 02:11 AM (e6UQI)
https://tinyurl.com/2g2dpfut
It is...loud.
I note that at their site is posted, '-MAY NOT BE STREET LEGAL IN YOUR COUNTRY, STATE OR PROVINCE.'
Really?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2023 12:58 AM (y+Ith)
Short pipes like that are a terror. Anybody you ride with won't want to be on that side of your bike, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 02:13 AM (VwHCD)
At least it can be scraped/ sanded and started over if messed up
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:13 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Weekend MoMe at Debby's? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 02:15 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Random small object at April 02, 2023 02:17 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2023 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
-
What could possibly go Wong?!?!?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 02, 2023 02:18 AM (+EodL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:24 AM (a4EWo)
At least it can be scraped/ sanded and started over if messed up
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:13 AM (o0Fxd)
Looked like you put it on with a rake, eh? lol
The secret is multiple size spackle knives. Start with a 4 inch, bury the tape, and make sure you wipe the edges on your last passes. Then go to a wider knife for the next coat, like a 6-8". Fill the middle, and again wipe the edges. Then go to a 10-12" knife, and again wipe the edges. At every step you want to pull the center of the seam flat and make sure you finish by wiping the edges. Wiping the edges is where it's won or lost. if you can wipe the edge and get it to blend with the center of the seam and the extreme outside of the joint, you win. At worst when you're done a damp sponge can melt any lines and you shouldn't need to sand anything.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 02:26 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JQ
Or as the hubby says, if the wall really doesn’t look like the paint chip, we can always get a new color paint and try again …
Posted by: Adriane the Happy-ish April Fool On the Hill Critic. . . at April 02, 2023 02:31 AM (jonTH)
No.... actually looked pretty nice. Can't even tell where the ceiling was patched.
It's just that I wouldn't want to do it for someone else.
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:31 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:32 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:36 AM (a4EWo)
Bathroom walls were more fun, just changed the whole wall texture. Rolled the mud on then knocked down peaks after it set up a while.
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:38 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 02:38 AM (VwHCD)
Would just move but-- we love the property, location, and our neighbors.
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:41 AM (o0Fxd)
Well, I'm a about to call it a night. Signing off at:
Date: 04/02/2023 Local Time Zone: Eastern Daylight Time (UTC-04:00:00) Longitude: -82.17110 UTC Offset:
-05:28:41 TZ Offset: -01:28:41
Universal Coordinated Time: 06:51:15 UTC
Local Standard Time (TZ) : 02:51:15 AM EDT
Local Mean Time : 01:22:34 AM LMT
Local Solar Time : 01:18:51 AM LST
Grnwch Mean Sidereal Time: 19:32:43
Local Mean Sidereal Time: 14:04:02
Current Equation of Time: -3:42.88
Don't tell me I don't know what time it is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Some old chinese dude at April 02, 2023 02:54 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Chicago at April 02, 2023 02:54 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 02:55 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:36 AM (a4EWo)
I just checked the price of sheetrock. Holy shit, its $15 a sheet now. Still, not too bad if you were putting it up yourself. It would be $360 to do a 16X16 room ceiling and walls. But it never ends there. You got insulation to deal with if the old stuff is shot, so that would have to be done, and its usually a good idea to redo it anyway. then you got all the trim in the room to deal with if it's getting gutted. You can piss away an easy grand on materials. I can't imagine what a contractor would get for that job these days.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 02:56 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 02:57 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 02:59 AM (xhxe8)
Time is racist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at April 02, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Chef Jim Croce at April 02, 2023 03:02 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: JQ at April 02, 2023 03:04 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 03:04 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Farmer Cher at April 02, 2023 03:05 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 02:59 AM (a4EWo)
I would build a development of huge houses, move all my friends in and live like reckless assholes for the rest of our lives. You win one of these 700 million dollar lotteries you couldn't spend that money. You would have millions in interest every year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2023 03:06 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 02, 2023 03:06 AM (jonTH)
Posted by: Cindi Lauperseeder at April 02, 2023 03:07 AM (a4EWo)
A lot of people have chosen sides, it looks like.
Posted by: Some rando on the net at April 02, 2023 03:07 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at April 02, 2023 03:06 AM (jonTH)
You springin' for it, Bob?
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2023 03:08 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2023 03:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Adriane the Golden Oldies Critic . . . at April 02, 2023 03:10 AM (jonTH)
Can't wait for daylight here to see what carnage has gone on, we have had high winds all night and gusting now.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 03:11 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 03:15 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 03:42 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2023 03:51 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 02, 2023 03:52 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 03:59 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 04:00 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: raimondo at April 02, 2023 04:01 AM (axx0v)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2023 04:02 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: just saying at April 02, 2023 07:29 AM (hGlnS)
I would like to know what the gym's policy is on transsexuals in the women's spaces. Is this an attempt to keep men who identify as women and are coming into the women's lockers and changing rooms from exposing themselves in front of women and girls? It seems like a kludgey workaround for people who are attempting to protect women and children, but also want to avoid offending the easily offended, hyperviolent transsexual political alliance.
Posted by: Smallish Bees at April 02, 2023 10:24 AM (3f9R+)
Those of us with expensive, life-altering chronic health conditions look at that picture and don't see a happy story.
If you know, you know.
If you don't... Well, those little styrofoam coolers like that are sent to me on a thrice-monthly schedule to keep my hideously expensive and life-saving medications cold so they don't go bad during shipping. I've got a shitload of them laying around. So, apparently, did the person who made the snowman...
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