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John Fetterman's Handlers Say He'll Leave the Hospital in Three Weeks (Hopefully)

Or he plans to return to work.

Maybe. One day. Hopefully.

Sen. John Fetterman plans to return to the Senate the week of April 17 after more than a month of inpatient treatment for depression, according to two people with direct knowledge of his plan.

The Pennsylvania Democrat began receiving treatment at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in mid-February. His return will be welcome news for Senate Democrats, who have a slim majority and have struggled to deal with absences over the last month.

It remains uncertain exactly when Fetterman will leave the hospital, but a person close to Fetterman confirmed he will be back to his Senate business after the coming two-week April recess. Fetterman is not the only senator who has been absent from the Senate. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) have also missed significant time. McConnell was recently released from physical therapy after suffering a concussion and a minor rib fracture.

LOL, nice spin, Politico. He's been in the hospital during almost his entire tenure in the Senate. And when his opponent said this is what would most likely happen, you and rest of the evil propaganda media said he was lying and that anyone doubting his capacity to serve was just an "ableist."


Fetterman's chief-of-staff, Adam Jentleson, tweeted earlier this month that "John is well on his way to recovery and wanted me to say how grateful he is for all the well wishes" and that he is "laser focused on PA & will be back soon."

Yeah sure.

Matt Margolis at PJMedia points out that Fetterman's handlers have claimed that he'll be back at work "soon" in the past. Only to then admit that he'll remain in the hospital a little bit longer.

[T]he bottom line is that Fetterman has now been at Walter Reed for over a month, and there's still no timeline for his return. So what's going on?

According to a spokesman for the impaired senator, Fetterman is "on the road to recovery" but will continue to be absent from the Senate for a few more weeks.

"We understand the intense interest in John's status and especially appreciate the flood of well-wishes," Fetterman's communications director, Joe Calvello, said in a statement earlier this week. "However, as we have said, this will be a weeks-long process and while we will be sure to keep folks updated as it progresses, this is all there is to give by way of an update."

If this update was meant to reassure us that Fetterman would be back to work at the Capitol soon, don't be fooled. Fetterman's aides have repeatedly been moving the goalposts on us. Earlier this month, Fetterman's chief of staff, Adam Jentleson, similarly told us that Fetterman was "well on his way to recovery" and would "be back soon."

At this point, I suspect we'll hear the same thing about Fetterman's "progress" in a few weeks, followed by yet another one after that, and another, and another. How much longer are we going to be subjected to this ridiculous farce? Fetterman's staff must be clueless about his actual condition (or hiding something) because their so-called "updates" have been about as informative as a Magic 8 Ball. It's like they're just kicking the can down the road, hoping nobody notices how little they're actually saying, and avoiding the inevitable.

How is everyone enjoying living in an Empire of Lies?

Democrats continue hiding John Fetterman's medical records as if they're Obama's college transcripts.



'Paucity of information publicly made available' about Fetterman leaves a dangerous vacuum

by Salena Zito, National Political Reporter

...

The challenge reporters and his constituents have faced has never been the illnesses from which the father of three suffers, whether it be the stroke, the heart condition, or the current mental health crisis. Rather, it has always been the lack of transparency coming from the personal and political team that orchestrates Fetterman's every move. From the get-go, they have conducted a case study on how not to be forthright.

When Fetterman suffered his stroke, it took days for anyone to know it had even happened. When he had a pacemaker installed, reporters found out only as the procedure was beginning. It then took several more weeks for them to admit the heart condition that had caused the stroke, cardiomyopathy, had actually been diagnosed five years earlier and that Fetterman failed to take his medication or follow up with treatment after that diagnosis.

Fetterman ran for lieutenant governor in 2018 and then filed to run in the primary for U.S. Senate last year, all without revealing his medical condition. When all of this unfolded last year, multiple news organizations, including the Washington Post, called on him to be transparent about his health status. His team did the opposite.

Since the revelation of his heart condition, no doctor has spoken publicly about the status of his cardiomyopathy, outside of the letter released in June by the cardiologist who had seen him five years ago. No one knows whether he or any other heart doctor is still treating Fetterman. Repeated questions to his team as to whether he is being treated by a heart doctor have gone unanswered, meaning the extent of his current heart condition is also unknown to the public.

According to the Yale School of Medicine, cardiomyopathy can weaken the heart, leading to more serious conditions, including lessened blood flow, arrhythmia, problems with the heart's valves, and heart failure. Cardiomyopathies require the management of any present symptoms and the prevention of further complications. But for five years, Fetterman apparently failed to take preventive measures or follow doctors' recommendations.

...

When Fetterman checked himself into Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in mid-February for clinical depression, his aides told the New York Times they did not anticipate it would be longer than a few days. When a month passed with no news on his condition, his staff posted a photo of him with his chief of staff at Walter Reed.

On Friday, three weeks after that photo was posted, Senate staffer Joe Calvello told the Philadelphia Inquirer that "John will be out soon. Over a week, but soon."

When there is a vacuum of information, as has been the case from the very beginning with Fetterman, people find information, good and bad, with which to fill it. This is why you can find a plethora of conspiracy theories on social media filling those holes on an hourly basis.

That vacuum has also created what-if scenarios for if Fetterman resigns. And no one has authoritatively filled the vacuum as to what is going on, and not for the first time since he suffered his stroke.

...

Given that Fetterman is a statewide officeholder, Madonna reasoned that the public needs to have full awareness and appreciation of his health situation. "They need a full explanation in order to understand the status of his health," he said. "That doesn't mean he should quit. That doesn't mean he should resign. But it is very difficult to make a judgment about the status of John Fetterman's health because of a paucity of information that has been publicly made available."

They lie to you, and when you attempt to guess at what the truth is, they call you a conspiracy theorist.

A few weeks ago, a commenter said that if Fetterman can avoid resigning -- or dying - until August, the Democrat governor can avoid calling for a special election, and can install someone in Fetterman's seat until the regular 2024 elections. But if Fetterman is out of office before then, he has to schedule a special election before 2024. Which will also be an off-cycle election, where Republicans will probably have an edge.

So is that the game? Play Hide the Fettermonster until August?

Posted by: Ace at 05:12 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2023 05:12 PM (T4tVD)

2 Fetterman has been voting in lockstep with the Dems.

Or someone on his behalf has.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 05:13 PM (Q4IgG)

3 This is odd. A friend saw him checking out yesterday.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 05:13 PM (eOEVl)

4 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 05:14 PM (Wnv9h)

5 He's a cut out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 05:14 PM (jTmQV)

6 #two weeks

*checks memo

#threeweeks!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (2YtOq)

7 This is odd. A friend saw him checking out yesterday.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 05:13 PM


His brain checked out long ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (Wnv9h)

8 But are we getting the fake or really real retarded Fetterman?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (zYvtO)

9 Fetterman's Wife: "Come on, come on, wait until August to depart this mortal plane, you oaf!"

Posted by: Thrawn at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (Rl7KJ)

10 This is odd. A friend saw him checking out yesterday.

He's a cut out.

Can you imagine trying to find a body double for that guy?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (eOEVl)

11 I bet you he's back in the psych ward or has to step aside for "a back injury" or somesuch in two months or less. They might even be desperate and have his attention whore wife say he has to take time off because one of his shrek kids is now trans, that will provide a +25 buff to criticism of Shrek.

Posted by: UwU_Power at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (P6fAf)

12 Three weeks to flatten the goiter.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (DhOHl)

13 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (aOYp5)

14 I think he is brain dead

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (BRHaw)

15 It's a shame. I miss his press conferences when he drools into a cup and finger paints on his bloated chest.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (VWp7G)

16 I heard Fetterman was auditioning for Crash Test Dummy.

Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (WmGrA)

17 I am Lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (Vu7A1)

18 Is anyone else bothered that King Harv has now acquired air power?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (BTgKJ)

19 So over two months in the hospital to "get his meds" correct.


I smell an incapacitated rat.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (ncXxy)

20 So in pandemic time, that’s what… 4 years?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (fKIdX)

21 This is odd. A friend saw him checking out yesterday.
Posted by: Archimedes

Mebbe he's got a stunt double like the movie stars do.

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (T4tVD)

22 ]i] A few weeks ago, a commenter said that if Fetterman can avoid resigning -- or dying - until August, the Democrat governor can avoid calling for a special election, and can install someone in Fetterman's seat until the regular 2024 elections. But if Fetterman is out of office before then, he has to schedule a special election before 2024. Which will also be an off-cycle election, where Republicans will probably have an edge.

So is that the game? Play Hide the Fettermonster until August?

That makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 05:16 PM (eOEVl)

23 But he still won't be able to speak or understand speech.

Fortunately, those items are not a job requirement for a senator of the country of 350 million.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:17 PM (lTGtQ)

24 or the voters of pa. are-

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:17 PM (4I7c8)

25 Why does Fetterstump's depression preclude him from being able to make a proof of life video?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:17 PM (j2Xg6)

26 Is the dumbass getting paid?
If so, Gisele doesn't give a shit if he ever comes back.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

27 >>>I think he is brain dead
Posted by: rhennigantx


He was during the election, so...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:17 PM (VWp7G)

28 We could have avoided Senator Lurch but Trump's wife loved Dr. Oz.

Thanks again, I'm tired from all the winning

Posted by: Kernel at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (XKlQ2)

29 This news really puts a lump in my throat.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (S+ZHn)

30
Wheeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (enJYY)

31
I'm gonna need some proof-of-life.

Posted by: The Cynic at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (WmGrA)

32
"Hey Johnny, let's go cliff diving."

-Fettermans Wife

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (+oR7L)

33 Three weeks to flatten the goiter.
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 30, 2023 05:15 PM (DhOHl)
.......

Seems the lumpectomy was not without complications.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

34 Can't we at least get a hostage tape?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (DhOHl)

35 I mean, why even bother to keep up the pretense?

Who's going to object to him hiding out for the rest of his term beside us?

Clearly the ballots of PA don't give a single wet fart that this literal meat sack has been holed up in the loony bin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (up/3i)

36 Weekend At Bernies is not a fucking HOW TO movie.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (BRHaw)

37 Francisco Fetterman is still fine, eh?

Posted by: geoffb at March 30, 2023 05:18 PM (r//c2)

38 We could have avoided Senator Lurch but Trump's wife loved Dr. Oz.

Thanks again, I'm tired from all the winning

Posted by: Kernel




Keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)

39 Lumpy. It sounds so right.

Posted by: DanMan at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (DB6tu)

40 Shoulda posted the pics of him side by side.
Not even close. Somebody do that so I don't have to go look them up, please?

Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (cPGH3)

41 Seems the lumpectomy was not without complications.

Nope. That thing is still stuck to my ass.

Posted by: The Lump at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (nfrXX)

42 I'm no doctor, but doesn't seem like they'd be able to project a discharge date that far out.

Maybe he's actually there on a 60 day involuntary hold and it expires that week.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (hr7tH)

43 Biden has left a dangerous vacuum in the White House between his ears.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (vv7R2)

44 I wonder if he will make it to the senate building by some time in his third term?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)

45 So Dr. Pimple Popper has not signed the release form yet?

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

46 His lump has grown eyes and teeth. No nose, so almost as physically repugnant as Fetterman.

They bicker constantly, but Lumps voice is only loud enough for Fetterman to hear so it appears he's arguing with himself, and in a way he is. He'll be away for awhile still.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (FCbAQ)

47 Will the surgical scars on the body double fade enough in the next three weeks?

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (Z32m1)

48 Where's Gisele ziplining in support of his recovery this week?

Is it Gisele or Giselle? Do I actually care? No.

Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (h5TKJ)

49 Is the Fettertramp still on a whirlwind vacation while the Fetterstump works on his "depression?"

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (j2Xg6)

50 Fetterman is the symbol of Washington DC.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (BdMk6)

51 He dead Jim

Posted by: Fettermans Doc at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (BRHaw)

52 How is everyone enjoying living in an Empire of Lies?

--------

Although F. Joe Biden is always sunsetting, the Sun never sets on the Empire of Lies.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 05:20 PM (6uE0M)

53
She's lump, she's lump
She's in my head
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
She might be dead

-The Presidents of the United States, 1995

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (+oR7L)

54 Weren't we told months ago Fetterman would be tanned, rested and ready within a couple of weeks?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (2YtOq)

55 Is anyone else bothered that King Harv has now acquired air power?

I find it somewhat reassuring.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (Xrfse)

56 Fortunately for me, I don't bear any resemblance to any DC power player, so I can't be 'recruited' to become a body double.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (lTGtQ)

57 Looking forward to "Rachel" Levine and Fetterman performing "Puttin' On The Ritz".

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (WmGrA)

58 > Seems the lumpectomy was not without complications.

Doctors didn't realize the Fetterlump was the brains of the operation.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (j2Xg6)

59 How long does it take to treat depression? What about a stroke?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (vv7R2)

60 Shows how important a senator really is.
Let's hope PA can survive this ordeal.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

61 Great news! Depression can indeed be very debilitating - almost like a near-constant headache or cold (sometimes worse). All the Best to him.

"Fetterman’s situation has been different. The six-foot-eight, bald-headed and tattooed freshman has been open about his mental health challenges and the need to seek help."

It's NOT really different. Clinical depression is just as "physical" as the other Senators' illnesses. it is caused by chemical changes in the brain. When is the world going to recognize this?


It was brave what you did Senator Fetterman. It's a new day.

With depression on hold maybe other health problems will subside. Depression can make you feel sick, very sick.

He is a good man. Glad he is coming back to the Senate.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 05:21 PM (JCZqz)

62 So Fetterman isn't physically able to serve as a Senator? Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (oxSjI)

63 Reports of an armed man/possible active shooter near Andrews housing area.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (4GxJn)

64 https://tinyurl.com/czspy7nz

I can't vouch for either pic

Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (cPGH3)

65 I've battled depression before, and amazingly, I left the office after the diagnosis. Here's your Zoloft, come back in a month.

Why is it impossible for this douche to leave if it is simply depression?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (VWp7G)

66 Speech! Speech!

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (ddFzi)

67
Those two weeks sure flew by really quick.

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (t6XCL)

68 oh shit

Posted by: Fettermans Star Wars Wheelchair at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (BRHaw)

69 How long does it take to treat depression?
.......

That's an awful long time to be bummed out.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

70 Dr. Oz was certainly a dumb hill to die on, but at some point the voters have to take some responsibility for making these shitty choices too. Even if the donk lords fudged a couple percent of the vote or whatever, that still leaves millions of people in PA, AZ, etc. that actually cast ballots for these idiots.

Posted by: CppThis at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (PZvjL)

71 Where's Gisele ziplining in support of his recovery this week?

Is it Gisele or Giselle? Do I actually care? No.
Posted by: spindrift

Jizzle.

Posted by: JT at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (T4tVD)

72 >>>I can't vouch for either pic
Posted by: MkY


Guy on the right is not Fetterman. Unless he pinned his ears way back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (VWp7G)

73 The Democrats could have substituted another Candidate for FetterLump anytime in the Summer of 2022, right up until they printed the ballots in August.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:23 PM (Z32m1)

74 A pigman!

https://youtu.be/1_mMjb-RZEk

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld clip at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (DhOHl)

75 63 Reports of an armed man/possible active shooter near Andrews housing area.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (4GxJn)

Last one got shot dead by the head NCO's spouse...hopefully, this one meets the same end...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (exHjb)

76 In "Planet of the Fettermans: The Musical" The character Lump will be played by a completely hairless Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (VQDx6)

77 So the POS that we sent to D.C. is actually still somewhat ambulatory, and the POS from Pennsylvania isn't.

Yay us.

Posted by: Delaware: Biden is your problem now at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (5Al3g)

78 Reports of an armed man/possible active shooter near Andrews housing area.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (4GxJn)

Who's Andrew?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)

79
When Fetterman's handlers say "Fetterman says" or "Fetterman intends," they mean that they, the Fetterman Collective, say or intend. They might as well claim to know the mind of a rock or a stick.

They were not elected.

I think Fetterman is so messed up that he's going to die soon.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (4Aqsh)

80 Even if the donk lords fudged a couple percent of the vote or whatever, that still leaves millions of people in PA, AZ, etc. that actually cast ballots for these idiots.

Posted by: CppThis



I think you are massively underestimating the fraud.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (lTGtQ)

81 off dead sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (BRHaw)

82 Do I get my prize for predicting 2 weeks ago that this semi-dead mutant would be returning to work every 15 days, just like “15 days to flatten the curve”?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (L+glG)

83 It was brave what you did Senator Fetterman.

Lying about your debilitating mental condition and inability to function in your elected role is now brave.

Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (h5TKJ)

84 Every mornin' at the Senate you could see him arrive
He stood six-foot-10 and weighed four-forty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the peak
And everybody knew his mind was weak, big John

Posted by: Jimmy Dean, Music & sausage maker at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (+oR7L)

85 78 Reports of an armed man/possible active shooter near Andrews housing area.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:22 PM (4GxJn)

Who's Andrew?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)

the US military base

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (exHjb)

86 @78

>>Who's Andrew?

I'm going to assume it's Andrews AFB.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (up/3i)

87 >Why is it impossible for this douche to leave if it is simply depression?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

because it's not
he has dain bramage

Posted by: DB - tweaking the recipe at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (geLO8)

88 Paucity of information publicly made available' about Fetterman leaves a dangerous vacuum
-----
Wut?

Where is the danger in this monster-y tard being MIA from his useless Senate sinecure? You could feed all hundred of these rancid crooks to sand flies in a CDC horror-lab and nobody's life would change for better or worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (oINRc)

89
If Philadelphia had been a more believable 70-30 split then Fetterman would have lost. But every election within recent years has been 80-20. *Just* barely enough to do the deed across the entire state.

Sorry but fvck Philly. Not a dime from me. No Art Museum, no Franklin Institute, Kimmel Center, no Phiily zoo, no Academy of Music, Phillies, Eagles or Flyer games, Civic Center, no paying for parking anywhere. Nothing. Not a single fvcing cent.

You made your bed, sleep in it - along with crab lice and bed bugs.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)

90 "...that still leaves millions of people in PA, AZ, etc. that actually cast ballots for these idiots."

In the words of Haley Boggs "Stupid people deserve representation the same as anyone else".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (jTmQV)

91 I still can't find a single person in my corner of NEPA who voted for The Lump.

Amazing, isn't it?

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (fKl2x)

92 >>>So the POS that we sent to D.C. is actually still somewhat ambulatory, and the POS from Pennsylvania isn't.

Yay us.
Posted by: Delaware: Biden is your problem now

PA is effectively run by wine moms. All these twats do is vote for Democrats - more than once - and it's why i want to leave Pennsylvania. It's unbelievably corrupt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (VWp7G)

93 I warned you- I'll see your "Scranton" Joe, call your Rachel Levine, and show you John Fetterman. The "cradle" of America.

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (4I7c8)

94 https://tinyurl.com/4e6vaf9w

From the NY Post. Dunno. Forehead on the "recent" look way too high...as though there may be intelligence in there.

Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (cPGH3)

95 Senators have to take turns presiding over the Senate, right?

Can't wait to see BooBoo Fett.

Posted by: DB - tweaking the recipe at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (geLO8)

96 Did you guys know this rule?

According to this lunatic, apparently the rule is men never "approach" women in a parking lot. She filmed a video "literally shaking" because a man said, "Excuse me miss" to her from 30 feet away in a parking lot.

https://bit.ly/3G4fBcK

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (j2Xg6)

97 To the people of PA........ Why are you stupid ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (PYJJG)

98 Where is the danger in this monster-y tard being MIA from his useless Senate sinecure? You could feed all hundred of these rancid crooks to sand flies in a CDC horror-lab and nobody's life would change for better or worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



This guy is brain dead, but somehow magically makes every vote. I have a problem with that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (lTGtQ)

99 This video is shocking, if true. "Children's TV in the Netherlands: Naked adults promoting transgenderism and sex change surgery as "euphoria.""

https://tinyurl.com/y4crufu9

USA out of NATO now. Let Putin have all of Europe. There is nothing left there worth fighting for.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (MvF+J)

100 https://tinyurl.com/yrerjfph

Fetterman

Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (gmo/4)

101 Has anyone done a PhotoShop of Fetterman as Kuato and his wife as the three-breasted hooker from Total Recall?

Because that would be pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (xlP5K)

102 the Sun never sets on the Empire of Lies.
Posted by: ShainS
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I'm stealing this.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (goNJ5)

103 I wanted to say this in the previous thread. I think hockey moms are different than soccer moms.
Getting in the dark. Standing in a cold arena drinking Tim Hortons coffee keeps them more level headed.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (vv7R2)

104 I bet Fet and Rachel on DWTS 2025.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (BRHaw)

105 >>>If Philadelphia had been a more believable 70-30 split then Fetterman would have lost. But every election within recent years has been 80-20. *Just* barely enough to do the deed across the entire state.


All the blacks and Asians always vote for Demcorats. As do the wine moms. There are maybe three or four conservative neighborhoods in Philly and we don't have nearly enough to overturn a Democrat. Voting, especially in Philly, is a lost cause.

Pennsylvania is going that way, as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:27 PM (VWp7G)

106 maybe they re-shaped his skull

anyway, in the pics it looks like he's practicing counting to 5

Posted by: DB - tweaking the recipe at March 30, 2023 05:28 PM (geLO8)

107 I've battled depression before, and amazingly, I left the office after the diagnosis. Here's your Zoloft, come back in a month.

Why is it impossible for this douche to leave if it is simply depression?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


=================

I think he was seriously very, very suicidal, possibly as in they caught in in mid-attempt? Maybe he repeated his attempt(s) in the hospital too?

That would explain holding him past the normal TWO WEEKS - INSURANCE SAYS YOU GO!

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:28 PM (Z32m1)

108 I am not an M.D., so keep that in mind, but such a long period of hospitalization seems very unusual for depression.

Stroke recovery? Perhaps…but even that seems like it would usually be mostly done on an out patient basis.

Any real world cerebral vascular or psychiatric doctors have any insight ?

Posted by: EFG at March 30, 2023 05:28 PM (Ae67h)

109 *rambling along the edge of the forest, unseen*

Posted by: Fettersquatch at March 30, 2023 05:28 PM (Vu7A1)

110 Walter Reed must've had a lightning storm recently. The next three weeks are for plastic surgeons to hide the neck bolts under new lumps.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 30, 2023 05:28 PM (3nel8)

111 >>>I think he was seriously very, very suicidal, possibly as in they caught in in mid-attempt? Maybe he repeated his attempt(s) in the hospital too?

That would explain holding him past the normal TWO WEEKS - INSURANCE SAYS YOU GO!
Posted by: rd


There's still time, Lumpy! Ahem, I'll see myself out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:29 PM (VWp7G)

112 Yeah, I'd be really depressed if I won a Senate seat. Never work another day in my life, sacks of cash everywhere, drunk all the time, what a bummer.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

113 This guy is brain dead, but somehow magically makes every vote. I have a problem with that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (lTGtQ)

however, he is depressed about being a veg

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:29 PM (us2H3)

114 97 To the people of PA........ Why are you stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
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Why youze lookin at me?

Posted by: Philadelphia at March 30, 2023 05:29 PM (goNJ5)

115 If Epstein could do it...

Posted by: MkY at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (cPGH3)

116
"Fire...BAD!!!"

-Senator Mungo Fetterman

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (+oR7L)

117 ....Don't discount Scranton, Harrisburg, Erie- You don't know us, you don't belong'....

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (4I7c8)

118 Great job, PA! (you can scale this to most of the country, not picking on the Keystone state)

Voters bear all of the responsibility, not some. Political pros in PA for decades have calculated the Phila cheat numbers that must be overcome - it's literally a mundane task, like figuring out which ID'd voters need door knocks, phone banking, etc. Those fraudulent votes have been overcome again and again, when enough voters decide to do it.

But I am somewhat baffled by all this about Fetterlump. He's no more ridiculous than almost every Dem member of Congress, and 85% of GOP members. And check out the piece of garbage vegetable in the Oval Office. They're all delivering exactly what the voters demanded (on average - WH was plausibly stolen, by a razor thin number, but the entire system and political class collapsed/happily went along - and there has not/will not be any consequences from the voters).

An unserious country is based on an unserious citizenry and electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (OTzUX)

119 Voting, especially in Philly, is a lost cause.

Pennsylvania is going that way, as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


I've watched the videos of Philadelphia, daytime, with thousands of drug addicts that cannot even stand up straight, block after block. Yet, somehow, they vote at over 90% turnout. Some precincts vote at over 100% turnout. I guess voting really is that important to them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (lTGtQ)

120 Three weeks. For when two weeks just won't do.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (iayUP)

121 Or cardiologists.

Posted by: EFG at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (Ae67h)

122 113 This guy is brain dead, but somehow magically makes every vote. I have a problem with that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (lTGtQ)

however, he is depressed about being a veg
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:29 PM (us2H3)

He's actually not voting...neither are the other 2 Senators away...current numbers still go 49 D - 48 Rs without them...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (exHjb)

123 Isn't it time for Joe to have another aneurysm

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (vv7R2)

124 Trump has been indicted.

Bastards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (up/3i)

125 OT: Grand Jury just voted to indict Trump

Fuck this country

Civil war or bust

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (VTu1l)

126 Just in- President Trump has been indicted.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (NpAcC)

127 to cover up the shooting

Trump indicted

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (us2H3)

128 Where is the danger in this monster-y tard being MIA from his useless Senate sinecure? You could feed all hundred of these rancid crooks to sand flies in a CDC horror-lab and nobody's life would change for better or worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



This guy is brain dead, but somehow magically makes every vote. I have a problem with that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Why? We did it.

Posted by: zombie Sen. Robert 'sheets' Byrd and Tipplin' Ted at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (5Al3g)

129 > Yeah, I'd be really depressed if I won a Senate seat. Never work another day in my life, sacks of cash everywhere, drunk all the time, what a bummer.

Eh, depression doesn't have to make sense. You never know what someone's going through, even if they look like they have it all.

But the depression story is almost certainly false.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (j2Xg6)

130 Now Trump can attack DeSantis and raise more money.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (xPl2J)

131 I'm hearing that Turtle is severely debilitated from a stroke.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (DMyTF)

132 Has anyone done a PhotoShop of Fetterman as Kuato and his wife as the three-breasted hooker from Total Recall?

Because that would be pretty damn funny.
Posted by: Sharkman


You're a Baaaaaaaaad man...

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (vcOmj)

133 theoA few weeks ago, a commenter said that if Fetterman can avoid resigning -- or dying - until August, the Democrat governor can avoid calling for a special election, and can install someone in Fetterman's seat until the regular 2024 elections. But if Fetterman is out of office before then, he has to schedule a special election before 2024. Which will also be an off-cycle election, where Republicans will probably have an edge.

So is that the game? Play Hide the Fettermonster until August?

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Yes, that's the game. My guess is that he has had another stroke from which he is unlikely to recover. What leads me to think that is that nobody seems to visit him not even his wife and kids. He is gone.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (3JfbU)

134 >>>I've watched the videos of Philadelphia, daytime, with thousands of drug addicts that cannot even stand up straight, block after block. Yet, somehow, they vote at over 90% turnout. Some precincts vote at over 100% turnout. I guess voting really is that important to them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

The Kensington Section. It was The Walking Dead before the show came on. It was also my first assignment in patrol. Six years there, and every day was a nightmare.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (VWp7G)

135 Just wait, July 31st there will an unexpected development and Fetterlump will have taken a turn for the worse. At 12:01am, 1Aug, a spokeshole will announce that the Lump has passed away.

I'd put a fiver on it.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (fKl2x)

136 I've watched the videos of Philadelphia, daytime, with thousands of drug addicts that cannot even stand up straight, block after block. Yet, somehow, they vote at over 90% turnout. Some precincts vote at over 100% turnout. I guess voting really is that important to them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:30 PM (lTGtQ)

Its vote fraud all the way down. And has been for generations.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 30, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

137 now the trial wont begin until summer of 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (us2H3)

138 Trump just indicted

Posted by: kactus at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (Xt5oX)

139 127 to cover up the shooting

Trump indicted
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:31 PM (us2H3)

To cover up trans day tomorrow/Saturday and try to bring the sucker MAGAs out that someone mentioned to put any damage/terror on them...

Do NOT be that dumb...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (exHjb)

140 I'm going to eat Sheboygan when I am loosed.

Posted by: Fetterpersyn at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (KFhLj)

141 I think Fetterman is so messed up that he's going to die soon.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2023 05:24 PM

I've thought that about several Dems in theaters few years, and yet, they persist.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (JCZqz)

142 NY County DA Bragg supposedly has achieved an indictment against Trump.

Fox News report

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (4GxJn)

143 Grand jury votes to indict DJT. This is going to put a big damper on Sundance's end-zone celebration from yesterday.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (MvF+J)

144 ablest? check
transphobe? check
fatphobe? check
homophobe? check
islamophobe? check

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (MLrvz)

145 I love how someone writes "nood lump" in a thread and I know exactly what the next post is about. You all are great.

I hate this lump has his name on legislation that he absolutely had no hand in writing. Chat GPT and interns are creating more compelling legislation than anything he can put together at the moment.

Gotta drag the lump's term out until August.

Posted by: LizLem at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (+mkOR)

146 You can and are administratively separated from the Military for medical reasons. The SAME should be true of Senators

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (Irn0L)

147 Don't be so hard on the wine moms. Their childish political behavior is mirrored by a meaningful % of "conservative" voters. Junior high school election mentality. Who's icky? Who's cool?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

148 I thought the Grand Jury was off for a month.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (NpAcC)

149 Grand jury votes to indict DJT. This is going to put a big damper on Sundance's end-zone celebration from yesterday

////////////

it's all over brothers.

no one is above the law.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (MLrvz)

150 To the people of PA........ Why are you stupid ????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

This case has not been proven!

Posted by: Zombie Arlen Specter at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

151 I am not an M.D.,
.......

but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Diagnosos: severe cranial infection and neural damage after removal of neck tumor with roots wrapped around spine. Stick legs unable to support upper body making walking impossible. Depression brought on by nagging wife who is poisoning him slowly.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (v0R5T)

152 well, there you go. you want more final insults. you get more final insults.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (MLrvz)

153 Did you guys know this rule?

According to this lunatic, apparently the rule is men never "approach" women in a parking lot. She filmed a video "literally shaking" because a man said, "Excuse me miss" to her from 30 feet away in a parking lot.

https://bit.ly/3G4fBcK
Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2023 05:26 PM (j2Xg6)


=====================

In saner parts of America (even in MN), that's BS. Just today I politely offered to take an elderly woman's cart for her after she loaded the groceries into her SUV.

She said "Thank You."

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (Z32m1)

154 what can you do, they'll get me last

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (MLrvz)

155 Trump just indicted ...


Dumb-da-dumb-dumb.


Posted by: Joe Mama at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (WmGrA)

156 So is that the game? Play Hide the Fettermonster until August?

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"Is that a Fettermonster on your neck, or are you just happy to see me?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 05:34 PM (6uE0M)

157
Shit gettin' real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 05:35 PM (enJYY)

158 Remember when the big shot black representative from Baltimore iirc was in hospice and dying while people were talking about his district having a literal rat infestation, and no one had any idea he was missing?

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:35 PM (6k16O)

159 His Brazilian wife; our new Pa. senator

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (4I7c8)

160 the witness who testified that Cohen was lying should eat his fucking words now

he couldnt stop tainting licking the grand jury enough for being such honorable people

we are a nation of retards

civil war or bust

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (VTu1l)

161 147 Don't be so hard on the wine moms. Their childish political behavior is mirrored by a meaningful % of "conservative" voters. Junior high school election mentality. Who's icky? Who's cool?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

Or male voters who only want to vote for "the winner" - if I didn't known multiple people who do this, it would confuse the heck out of me. They are like bandwagon sports fans in politics...as they are also sports fans who do bandwagon in bad local team seasons, maybe I shouldn't be surprised...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (exHjb)

162 Trump just indicted ...

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Ah, NOW they can pass the RESTRICT Act

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (6k16O)

163 I have quite a few words for Bragg, but I'm not going to write them.

Banana Fucking Republic. And the GOP will do nothing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (bkUtD)

164 My expectation is that they will have to kill Trump to stop him, and they know it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (lTGtQ)

165 Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (4GxJn)

166 Ableist? Would you let a blind person drive a semi? If not, why not??

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (9+YF+)

167 In the news, now: WaPO: Gisele Fetterman said a barrage of hateful right-wing attacks against her “exploded” after her husband, Se1n. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) was hospitalized.

Her plans are ambitious. I hope he's turned his guns in for the sake of family.

Posted by: Lola at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (GshMh)

168 >Grand jury votes to indict DJT.

except it's not at Fox, CNN, NYPost or the DAILY mail

the story I AM seeing is the grand jury is looking at a 2nd charge

Posted by: DB - tweaking the recipe at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (geLO8)

169 Breaking911
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for his alleged involvement in hush money payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, according to The New York Times.

The indictment was handed down by a federal grand jury in New York, which has been investigating the matter for several years.

According to the indictment, Trump directed his former attorney Michael Cohen to make payments to Daniels in order to keep her from publicly discussing an alleged affair she had with Trump in 2006. Cohen has already pleaded guilty to charges related to the payments, and has implicated Trump in the scheme.

If convicted, Trump could face significant fines and possibly even jail time.

Trump has repeatedly denied any wrongdoing in the matter, and has called the investigation a politically motivated witch hunt.

This is a breaking news update.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (Vwz3I)

170 >>>His Brazilian wife; our new Pa. senator
Posted by: pahound


Shapiro apparently despises the both of them. He suggested he would not appoint the wife right after he was elected governor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (bkUtD)

171 OT: Grand Jury just voted to indict Trump

Fuck this country

Civil war or bust


So I guess the claim that the grand jury was off for a month was a deliberate lie, to make it easier to vote on the indictment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (2tUFv)

172 Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor.

statute of limitations

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (MLrvz)

173 "Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor."

No standing.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:37 PM (MvF+J)

174 ....yeah-lol

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (4I7c8)

175 So mopey dope was hanging out at Walter Reed with all those courageous men wounded in combat?

Wonder how Gen. Patton would have handled that?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (nnp+f)

176 Back to pulling my bore snake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (DMyTF)

177 Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (4GxJn)

So.......20 years hard time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (BdMk6)

178 Cohen has already pleaded guilty to charges related to the payments, and has implicated Trump in the scheme.

///

narrator: cohen plead guilty to tax fraud

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (MLrvz)

179 I dont think hes alive

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (bQhZX)

180 165 Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 30, 2023 05:36 PM (4GxJn)

How did time not run? Misdemeanors don't have long to get indicted...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (exHjb)

181 >>>>>The indictment was handed down by a federal grand jury in New York, which has been investigating the matter for several years.


A federal jury isn't Bragg

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

182 It's them or us. They will not allow any middle ground.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (iayUP)

183 again, red states need to be arresting liberals wherever and whenever they can

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (MLrvz)

184 The indictment was handed down by a federal grand jury in New York, which has been investigating the matter for several years.

So this is a different grand jury than the Bragg grand jury?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (2tUFv)

185 “Mendacity is a system that we live in, liquor is one way out an' death's the other.” -Tennessee Williams

Posted by: CornFed1911 at March 30, 2023 05:38 PM (UT4ve)

186 Breaking911
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for his alleged involvement in hush money payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniels, according to The New York Times.

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No reason for any other candidate to bother.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (6k16O)

187 Trump indicted for eating a taco bowl while jaywalking.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

188 CW2 was supposed to start tomorrow, but not over DJT! Best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (MvF+J)

189
Shapiro apparently despises the both of them. He suggested he would not appoint the wife right after he was elected governor.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

At least we got that going for us.

Posted by: mpfs , In a permanent state of confusion at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (fKl2x)

190 >>>....yeah-lol
Posted by: pahound


Oh, Shapiro is a POS, but I heard from a few people who worked for him claims he despises Fetterman. Anything can happen, obviously.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (bkUtD)

191 Boycott New York.

Boycott blue cities.

Arrest prominent Democrats traveling through red states.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (2tUFv)

192 Indictment is supposedly only for a misdemeanor.

******************

Impeached twice, the second time illegally, indicted for a bullshit make believe crime

what the fuck country is this?

Im done

I disavow being an American, I have no longer have any allegiance to to this fucking farce of a nation of karens, pedophiles and taint lickers

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:39 PM (VTu1l)

193 They want the civil war now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (lTGtQ)

194 181 >>>>>The indictment was handed down by a federal grand jury in New York, which has been investigating the matter for several years.


A federal jury isn't Bragg

///

sounds pretty stupid

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (MLrvz)

195 Indictment means OrangManBad is burned at the stake tomorrow at dawn, right? Don't you dare tell me otherwise!

Posted by: Every Leftists at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (AMIL/)

196 The French at least had Bastille Day.

What do we get?

Banana Republic Day.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (2YtOq)

197 His handlers are going to return him just like they did James Cagney in The Public Enemy.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (yRwlf)

198 At least they didn't say TWO more weeks.

Posted by: torabora at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (OUiUM)

199 John Fetterman's Handlers Say He'll Leave the Hospital in Three Weeks

*Eyes Only, Level 5-A1*

Week One:
Neck Lump receives B-12 and Monkey Gland shots every 12 hours. Twice a day Swedish sauna with massage and beating with birch branches.

Week Two:
Three times per day Japanese Shiatsu massage of Neck Lump accompanied by a selection of Yoko Ono music. Quick 30 minute workout with George Foreman with Lump acting as Speed Bag. Hourly micro-injections of Peruvian Howler Spider venom.

Week Three:
Fetterman's head placed in Isolation Tank for 12 hours per day accompanied by Mega-dose Injection of LSD and ketamine so that Lump may Self-Actualize.
Transplant Surgery Removing Fetterman's Eyes, Nose, and Mouth and grafting them onto Lump.
Lump learns to eat soft diet of creamed spinach blended with Slim Jims.

Week 3 + 1 day:
Fully Sentient Lump released to fulfill role as Senator Fetterman.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (mm6iK)

200 For anyone keeping up at home, the feds ARE handling Trumps misdemeanor.

The feds AREN'T handling the school shooting resulting in the death of multiple Christians, many of them children.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (6k16O)

201 The bird is perched under the soffit.
4

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (MvF+J)

202 This is why they let the Shaman out

needed the bed

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (us2H3)

203 again, red states need to be arresting liberals wherever and whenever they can

******************

yeah enough of this bullshit

I blame Bush, McCain, Romney, McTurtle, ad infinitum who would not hold the left accountable for their criminal acts because

"thats not who we are" and "we need to move on"

go fuck yourselves all

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (VTu1l)

204 At least we're not anti-semetic-

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (4I7c8)

205 Hey Fetterman...are they making you measure your piss amounts?

Posted by: torabora at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (OUiUM)

206 The longest Pooky was an inpatient was seven weeks, and that was after a suicide attempt. He also needed to medically recover from the overdose. Plus, the VA prefers to make sure that psych patients are okay and in a program before releasing them.

Sounds like Walter Reed thinks that if Fetterman's released to his harridan and his Senate duties, he'll relapse and possibly take his own life.

Posted by: pookysgirl knows psych ward policies at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (dtlDP)

207 >>193 They want the civil war now.

FAFO

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (DMyTF)

208 This is a banana republic with a one-party State that *just* perpetrated a slow rolling coup in front of *everyone.*

If people think this will precipitate any serious pushback, they'll be disappointed. Very few people expect anything but this kind of bullshit anymore. It's just another day in the USA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (oINRc)

209 Viva Frei interviews the actual Libs of Tik Tok. Worth a watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxd3xr5

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (CecP5)

210 The Post-Millennial is saying that it is the Bragg grand jury, not Federal.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (2tUFv)

211 The package has departed Akron.
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Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (MvF+J)

212 Ahh, when the trannies begin murdering people tomorrow it can be blamed on Right Wing Christian Supremacist Nationalists

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (6k16O)

213 The feds AREN'T handling the school shooting resulting in the death of multiple Christians, many of them children.

***********

Yes they are, their hearts are going out to the trans who are "under attack"

What a fucking farce of a country

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (VTu1l)

214 The French at least had Bastille Day.

What do we get?

Banana Republic Day.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:40 PM (2YtOq)
.......

Banana Hammock Day

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

215 For anyone keeping up at home, the feds ARE handling Trumps misdemeanor.

The feds AREN'T handling the school shooting resulting in the death of multiple Christians, many of them children.
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:41 PM (6k16O)

Fine with me.
These Fed would indict the dead children.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (FCbAQ)

216 Will we have an indictment on the Trannie Day of Rage and Vengeance???

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (PCK5/)

217 John Fetterman's Handlers Say He'll Leave the Hospital in Three Weeks

that's a " Durham" three weeks, right ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (us2H3)

218 Can we send Don't Get Well Soon cards?
Or

You're Not Missed?
Cruelty is needed.

Posted by: torabora at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (OUiUM)

219 The senate is working on a bill making it illegal to vote for Trump in 2024. They said they can deem it passed by the house. Why not?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (lTGtQ)

220 Grand Jury votes to indict Trump, Breaking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 30, 2023 05:43 PM (NtVYv)

221

143 Grand jury votes to indict DJT. This is going to put a big damper on Sundance's end-zone celebration from yesterday.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:33 PM (MvF+J)

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There is no case, but that makes no difference. In fact, it's the message that's intended.

Don't demonstrate, they have a plan. Stay away.

Response can take many forms.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (4Aqsh)

222 So what now? Do we vote harder or do we bitch and moan and whimper harder?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (BdMk6)

223 Illegal to vote for someone??? Anyone???

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (PCK5/)

224 The arrest of Donald Trump?

Anybody ever hear of Calvo Sotelo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Calvo_Sotelo

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (Z32m1)

225 I got me the banana!

Posted by: zombie George Floyd I at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (OUiUM)

226 This is partially revenge for killing their tranny terrorist , partially revenge for the hot mic video of bumbling Biden and the rest just plain leftist hate.

Posted by: Ripley at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (cUYo/)

227 We can't wait to learn about this in tomorrow's Washington Post!

Posted by: Dim-witted Joe, Meritless Garland, Chris Wray, KJP at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (AMIL/)

228 >>>I disavow being an American, I have no longer have any allegiance to to this fucking farce of a nation of karens, pedophiles and taint lickers
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort


I gave up on America after the second impeachment. It's over, and the country didn't even make it's 250th anniversary.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (bkUtD)

229 FAFO
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 05:42 PM (DMyTF)

They've been fucking around since JEF and they've found out.
That is why they get to do whatever they want.
The "opposition" has been weighed and measured.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (FCbAQ)

230 This guy is the kind of quality candidate that the GOP can only hope to put on a ballot.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (QpUKb)

231 Seems the Big Show has started… guess they couldn’t wait until 2025.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

232 Gardeners are feeling ennui.
4

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (MvF+J)

233 If it's true PDT was indicted, then, this the day we mark as the day the republic died.

Yeah, it's been dead for a while, but, life support has been officially withdrawn.

God help us all.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:45 PM (2YtOq)

234 224 The arrest of Donald Trump?

Anybody ever hear of Calvo Sotelo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Calvo_Sotelo

Posted by: rd



Sure. But we have no Franco.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (EBkdW)

235 Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump in New York: report

Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (RHGPo)

236 shit is getting crazy

Posted by: DB - widening the gyre at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (geLO8)

237 222 So what now? Do we vote harder or do we bitch and moan and whimper harder?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (BdMk6)

Obviously, we all register as Dems and let them guess next election what numbers they need. If everyone became one party, it would be an interesting exercise if they could count the fraud right...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (exHjb)

238 yeah, here is cnn

A grand jury in Manhattan has voted to indict Donald Trump – the first time in American history that a current or former president has faced criminal charges, according to three sources familiar with the matter.

The Manhattan district attorney’s office has been investigating the former president in connection with his alleged role in a hush money payment scheme and cover-up involving adult film star Stormy Daniels that dates to the 2016 presidential election.

he couldn't back down
they never do

Posted by: artisanal ette at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (uQPen)

239 222 So what now? Do we vote harder or do we bitch and moan and whimper harder?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (BdMk6)


Magic 8 Ball says “well, yeah!!”

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (PCK5/)

240 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (nfrXX)

241 Should be epic. Trump paid a "whore" as opposed to John Edwards (with campaign funds) or Bill Clinton (banging the "free" help-

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:46 PM (4I7c8)

242 Git the pitchforks! Smoke 'im out with fire!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2023 05:47 PM (Jg7EG)

243 Paucity of information publicly made available' about Fetterman leaves a dangerous vacuum
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Wut?

Where is the danger in this monster-y tard being MIA from his useless Senate sinecure? You could feed all hundred of these rancid crooks to sand flies in a CDC horror-lab and nobody's life would change for better or worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 05:25 PM (oINRc)

--------

F. Joe has entrusted the nuclear football and launch codes to Senator Fetterman, whom he appointed as his Flankerback Czar.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 05:47 PM (6uE0M)

244 I gave up on America after the second impeachment. It's over, and the country didn't even make it's 250th anniversary.

******************

It ended in 2020 we're just coming to terms with it now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:47 PM (VTu1l)

245
Guess they had to pretend the Grand Jury was not in session for some 'security' reasons.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)

246 Sen. John Fetterman plans to return to the Senate the week of April 17 after more than a month of inpatient treatment for depression, according to two people with direct knowledge of his plan.
The Pennsylvania Democrat began receiving treatment at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in mid-February.


I guess two months is more than a month.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 05:47 PM (yQpMk)

247 So what now? Do we vote harder or do we bitch and moan and whimper harder?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:44 PM (BdMk6)


Keep Voting. Keep Campaigning.

AND get ready. Food, Brass, TRAINING. Figure out where your refuges are, and deny refuge to them.

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (Z32m1)

248 So what now? Do we vote harder or do we bitch and moan and whimper harder?

-

This plus the tranny murders and grooming could be the very thing that saves the country.

We need a miracle. This is how it comes.

Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (6k16O)

249 right, it's hush money. make it sound unseemly. not being a victim of blackmail.

whatever.

both parties want 45 to get whacked in prison. what can you do, we tried voting harder and we got an open borders lunatic running the war on terror

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (MLrvz)

250 The turbo encabulator is cavitating.
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Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

251 The three worst candidates I have ever seen in my lifetime are (in no particular order): Brandon, Fetterman and Katie Hobbs. All are now in office because of obvious cheating.

Think about that. I saw Jimmy Carter, Bob Dole, Dukakis, Kerry and Silky pony, Hillary.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (66jxp)

252 red state DA's need to be prosecuting some blue bitches

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 30, 2023 05:48 PM (MLrvz)

253 "A grand jury in Manhattan has voted to indict Donald Trump – the first time in American history that a current or former president has faced criminal charges, according to three sources familiar with the matter."


Oooh! 3 sources! Nothing could be more credible than that. Well, maybe a 1 minute google search, but 3 SOURCES!


Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2023 05:49 PM (FCbAQ)

254 nood
4

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at March 30, 2023 05:49 PM (MvF+J)

255 I disavow being an American, I have no longer have any allegiance to to this fucking farce of a nation of karens, pedophiles and taint lickers
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort
.........

Boy are all these Honduran tortilla vendors crossing our southern border going to be disappointed.

Posted by: wth at March 30, 2023 05:49 PM (v0R5T)

256 except it's not at Fox, CNN, NYPost or the DAILY mail

the story I AM seeing is the grand jury is looking at a 2nd charge
Posted by: DB - tweaking the recipe


It's at NYPost with the ' sources say' headline.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 05:49 PM (jzzG8)

257 Hmmm. F around and Find out?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1640479223402905604

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2023 05:49 PM (fs1hN)

258 Hunter Biden should not be able to set foot in a red state without being arrested.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (2tUFv)

259 We need a miracle. This is how it comes.

********

we need a national divorce

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (VTu1l)

260

So happy I'm in backwater Wyoming. Come at us, we have three gun safes.

Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (ichPI)

261 Gaetz and your buddies: shut down the government now. There is no point in pretending that this is a functioning government.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (lTGtQ)

262 Wow; "The View" will cream(apologize)

Posted by: pahound at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (4I7c8)

263 >>>It ended in 2020 we're just coming to terms with it now
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort


The country could collapse for all I care anymore. The politicians - both parties - helped this happen, and from here on out, any conservative will be persecuted by the government.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (bkUtD)

264 188 CW2 was supposed to start tomorrow, but not over DJT! Best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley.
Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading

////

I'm sure you meant Civil War 2. But in my mind, I read that as Clown 🤡 World 2.

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 30, 2023 05:51 PM (tQL7r)

265 Apparently Alvin got the nod.

Go get Trump. The DoJ is now on the case. Would like to see the internal polling that suggested this was a "good move."

The Trans-surrection Day of Vengeance coincidentally falls two days before Trump's indictment? A manufactured crisis? Pitting MAGA and the protected trans population?

Nah..... that'd be a conspiracy.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)

266

I have a t-shirt that says "Welcome to Wyoming. Consider everyone here is armed."

Posted by: four seasons at March 30, 2023 05:51 PM (ichPI)

267 The country could collapse for all I care anymore. The politicians - both parties - helped this happen, and from here on out, any conservative will be persecuted by the government.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 30, 2023 05:50 PM (bkUtD)
‐----

And Trump isn't particularly conservative.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 30, 2023 05:52 PM (2YtOq)

268 So it's not a fed jury. Just the ragtag Bragg GJ.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 30, 2023 05:52 PM (BdMk6)

269 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2023 05:52 PM (jzzG8)

270 so they bring up the Trump indictment while

- a group of people who want to mutilate and molest your children are storming more than one capitol across the nation
- biden crimes
- economy in the tank
- the Squatter in Chief needs a leash and ice cream AFTER all of his meds
- the number of people "dying suddenly" is non-stop and all cause mortality is still in historic highs
- The CDC just got caught lying again with multiple lies re the wuhan virus and jabs (for e.g. It listed pediatric deaths as 4% of COVID deaths when it meant to write 0.04% and gave a lower estimated rate of pediatric infections than symptomatic illness, with some errors remaining live for seven months.) Remember they NEEDED THIS MANDATED FOR CHILDREN SO THAT BIG PHARMA COULD NOT BE SUED.
- trans terrorist hate crime manifesto must be THAT bad
- war
etc



Posted by: artisanal ette at March 30, 2023 05:53 PM (uQPen)

271 Apropos of nothing.

Brazil and China signed an agreement to settle their debts using the Chinse Yuan, Not US Dollars.

What happens when our reserve currency is no longer?

Posted by: rd at March 30, 2023 05:53 PM (Z32m1)

272 Disclose also says NY GJ...

@disclosetv · 25m
JUST IN - Manhattan grand jury votes to indict Trump — NYT

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 05:53 PM (Vwz3I)

273 bragg was told

if you don't do it, you are politically dead

Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 05:54 PM (us2H3)

274

265 Apparently Alvin got the nod.

Go get Trump. The DoJ is now on the case. Would like to see the internal polling that suggested this was a "good move."

Martini Farmer

------

Maybe they don't care about polls anymore.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2023 05:54 PM (4Aqsh)

275 AFP's @InsiderPaper

A New York grand jury has voted to indict former US president Donald Trump over hush money payments made to a porn star ahead of the 2016 election, multiple US media reported on Thursday.

The felony indictment, filed under seal by the Manhattan district attorney’s office, will likely be announced in the coming days, according to The New York Times which cited four people with knowledge of the matter.

The 76-year-old Republican would become the first former or sitting president to be charged with a crime — upending the 2024 White House race in which Trump is running to regain office.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 05:56 PM (Vwz3I)

276 Ha

https://nypost.com/2023/03/30/male-powerlifter-enters- womens-event-breaks-record/

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2023 05:57 PM (fs1hN)

277 265 Apparently Alvin got the nod.

Go get Trump. The DoJ is now on the case. Would like to see the internal polling that suggested this was a "good move."

Martini Farmer

------

Maybe they don't care about polls anymore.

---

Who cares about polls when you can print ballots with the results you want.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 30, 2023 05:57 PM (h1jJh)

278 269 nood
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Alright! a GAINZZ thread!!!

It is a GAINZZ thread, isn't it??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 05:57 PM (Vwz3I)

279 You don't spend 8 to 10 weeks in a hospital for depression. to 10 days would be standard. He is rehabbing from his stroke and may have suffered another.

Posted by: Alfred at March 30, 2023 06:09 PM (b6c/x)

280 Screw this guy and every other politician getting treated at Walter Reed, Bethesda or ANY military treatment facility. Let them enjoy the glorious benefits of Obamacare

Posted by: Stacy0311 at March 30, 2023 06:19 PM (VfLe7)

281 The people of Pennsylvania richly deserve being “represented” by this mentally unwell person. He perfectly represents the people of Pennsylvania.

And if any Pennsylvanian doesn’t like hearing this, look into the mirror and go fuck yourself.

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