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Fired Woke "Gay Latina" Victoria Alonso Threatens Legal Action Against Disney; Disney Says She Committed a Clear Breach of Contract

I mentioned that Alonso is a "gay Latina" (not "Latinx," bigot?) because her own lawyer is apparently making the case on just that. That Disney "silenced a gay Latina."

Another wokie using her sexuality as a sword and her race as a shield.

Disney fired her, they claim, because she breached her contract. Disney had an exclusive deal with her, but she produced the film Argentina 1985 for a rival studio. That's a breach right there. Disney then told her not to promote that film or any other rival studio's films. But she went out on the red carpet and promoted the film anyway.

Disney fired her, citing this as their reason.

This is what her lawyer calls "silenc[ing] a gay Latina."


After being fired from her longtime role as Marvel's VFX and postproduction president, Victoria Alonso is ready to fire back against claims about why she lost her job. Patty Glaser, Alonso's attorney, issued a Friday statement to Variety denying that Alonso was fired because of her role as a producer on Argentina, 1985. Instead, Glaser claimed that her client was "silenced" by Disney. (And no, she made no mention of the highly criticized visual effects in Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania.)

The Hollywood Reporter first reported that Alonso's involvement in Argentina, 1985 -- which Amazon Studios helped produce -- breached a contract she signed with Disney in 2018 that prohibited work with company competitors. THR claimed the veteran exec was given a pass under the condition that she would stick to Marvel projects moving forward and not promote any other work. Allegedly, Alonso's decision to promote Argentina, 1985 anyway caused her exit. "The idea that Victoria was fired over a handful of press interviews relating to a personal passion project about human rights and democracy that was nominated for an Oscar and which she got Disney's blessing to work on is absolutely ridiculous," Glaser responded. "Victoria, a gay Latina who had the courage to criticize Disney, was silenced."

What they're suggesting -- and Midnight's Edge agrees with this -- is that the breach of contract is just a pretext for the firing, not the real reason.

Midnight's Edge points out that as far as pretexts for firing go, this is a bulletproof pretext. If you're exclusive with one studio you're not allowed to work with another or promote a rival's films, period.

But they also agree that the bulletproof pretext was used to hide the more serious reasons for firing.

Like the fact that she went out on the red carpet to attack Disney for not being pro-gay enough, and bragging about how she browbeat Bob Chapek into getting into an extremely costly fight about the Parental Rights in Education bill. Which the Midnight's Edge people think cost them "billions" or even "tens of billions" due to the loss of control over the Reedy Creek district.


Several outlets have suggested this is a reference to Alonso's comments at the 2022 GLAAD Awards, where she called out Bob Chapek, then CEO of Disney, out for his handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill. Reportedly, she was told after the awards ceremony that she could no longer do press for Marvel.

And apparently she kept talking to the press -- another breach. Or maybe not a breach, but an act of insurbordination against a superior giving her a direct order to stop dragging the company into her private political battles.

More here. Citing a report from Puck...

The report points out that Disney could have simply paid her out for any number of reasons, according to the recent backlash against Marvel VFX in the public eye. According to Puck's Matthew Belloni, the dispute first came up in mid-2021 while renegotiating Alonso's contract, with Disney discovering she had been producing Argentina, 1985 for Amazon Studios, a direct competitor.

"Disney's Alan Bergman and Marvel's Kevin Feige were super annoyed at yet another example of Alonso prioritizing her personal endeavors over the company, and the bad precedent it would set for other Disney executives"

Despite this breach, Disney granted leeway to Alonso due to her tenure at Marvel Studios and allowed her to keep her name on the project as long as she didn't promote it. In the following months, Alonso would give an interview to Indiewire about the project, as well as attend the BAFTAs in London. These incidents are what ultimately led Disney to let Alonso go.


It's just breach after breach with this bitch, and then she whines that as a Gay Latina she should be allowed to do whatever her ugly heart wills.

Note that bit about "they could have paid her out" (or paid her off). Apparently Disney did not give her a big pay-out on the way out the door, or she would not be risking it by threatening to sue Disney and attacking them.

It was reported that everyone was present at her termination.

Who do I mean by everyone?

EVE-RY-ONE.

Legal and human resources were all present. Disney seemed to imagine that this was going to be a non-amicable separation, and had all their legal and DEI ducks in a row for the firing.


Her lawyer claims that she was "terminated when she refused to do something she believed was reprehensible."

What could that mean? Spread suntan lotion on Bob Iger's luscious manly thighs?

The lawyer refused to add details, but the Midnight's Edge guys talked about this. I don't think they actually said it, but the feeling I got from them is that maybe Alonso refused to fire any of her LGBT employees. Iger had ordered the firing of 7000 people, and among those the first to go were many HR people. It might be that Alonso said "over my dead body" will any of the wokies and DEI advisors and "sensitivity readers" at Marvel be fired.

And then she was.

That's all speculation. They don't know themselves, and they didn't even say that; I'm just guessing that they were driving at that.

The lawyer continued making threats:

"Disney and Marvel made a really poor decision that will have serious consequences," Glaser concluded. "There is a lot more to this story and Victoria will be telling it shortly -- in one forum or another."

Other reasons for firing Alonso, as noted by the Midnight's Edge guys:

Alonso is in charge of special effects, and Marvel's special effects have gotten weaker and weaker, to the point now where people are openly mocking them.

Alonso is also in charge of physical production, and Marvel movies have gone greatly overbudget lately, requiring costly extensive reshoots.

Marvel movies have just generally been underperforming. Alonso, as Marvel's #2 executive, bears responsibility for that.

Combine the dwindling box office with the exploding production cost and you have a problem.

Alonso has also repeatedly alienated Marvel's largely straight male fandom by injecting woke politics into everything, including musing that the name "The X-Men" is outdated and sexist, and that Marvel might change the name of the group to "The Mutants" or "The X-People." She is also seen as a big advocate for the M-She-U -- Marvel's remaking itself into a mostly-female-skewing franchise.

The last big reason for firing her is that they had to fire someone, so it was either fire her or fire Feige. And they still have faith that maybe Feige can make a movie people will want to see again -- if they get rid of this woke scold, who, they're hoping, is the main problem here. I think they're hoping that this aggressive, butch woman was able to ride roughshod over this weak, retiring, feminine geek Kevin Feige, and he just wasn't man enough to tell her "No." So they think maybe without her there, the division can return to profitability.

But Kevin Feige has frequently championed the "M-She-U," so I don't think Disney will get out of its funk just by firing Alonso.

A lot of people are now saying that Marvel Phase IV just proves that Feige wasn't actually the guy making the trains run on time at Marvel. Rather, it was people like Jon Favreau and James Gunn and the Russo Brothers. They've left Marvel now, and we can see how well Marvel's doing without them.

In more bad news for Marvel: Jonathan Majors, who is intended to be the Thanos of the next few years in Marvel movies, was arrested and charged for being a Big Bad Guy in real life, specifically of slapping around his girlfriend. And "strangulating" her.

The actor Jonathan Majors was arrested Saturday in New York on charges of strangulation, assault and harassment, authorities said. On Sunday, an attorney for Majors said there's evidence that he is "entirely innocent."

New York City police said that Majors, star of the recently released "Creed III" and "Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania," was involved in a domestic dispute with a 30-year-old woman. Police responded around 11 a.m. Saturday to a 911 call inside an apartment in the Manhattan neighborhood of Chelsea.
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"The victim informed police she was assaulted," a spokesperson for the NYPD said in a statement. "Officers placed the 33-year-old male into custody without incident. The victim sustained minor injuries to her head and neck and was removed to an area hospital in stable condition."

A representative for Majors denied any wrongdoing by the actor.

"He has done nothing wrong," the representative said in an email to the AP on Saturday. "We look forward to clearing his name and clearing this up."

On Sunday, an attorney for Majors, Priya Chaudhry, came out more forcefully, saying Majors "is provably the victim of an altercation with a woman he knows" and blamed the incident on the woman having "an emotional crisis."

Chaudhry said there was evidence clearing Majors, including "video footage from the vehicle where this episode took place, witness testimony from the driver and others who both saw and heard the episode, and most importantly, two written statements from the woman recanting these allegations."

The woman may have recanted, but that happens all the time in domestic violence situations. The prosecutor is apparently continuing the prosecution. I don't think they would do so if the video proved he was innocent.

But who knows.

The US Army had hired Majors to do recruiting commercials, but those ads have now been pulled.

The arrest of actor Jonathan Majors has upended the Army's newly launched advertising campaign that was aimed at reviving the service's struggling recruiting numbers.

Majors, who authorities said was arrested Saturday in New York on charges of strangulation, assault and harassment, was the narrator of two ads at the heart of a broader media campaign that kicked off at the start of the NCAA's March Madness college basketball tournament.

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In a statement Sunday, the Army's Enterprise Marketing Office said that the Army was aware of Majors' arrest and was "deeply concerned by the allegations." It added that while Majors "is innocent until proven guilty, prudence dictates that we pull our ads until the investigation into these allegations is complete."

He may be innocent. He was the one who called the police. The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" and hit him until he responded.

But for now, this is just more bad news for the Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight at Disney Marvel.

One of the Midnight's Edge guys said that Victoria Alonso urged the hiring of majors and "personally vouched" for him.

So maybe a little delayed-fuse bomb from the Gay Latina destroyer of franchises.

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM




Comments

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1 I need popcorn for this!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2023 04:00 PM (S4nmY)

2 Live by the woke, die by the woke.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 27, 2023 04:01 PM (ncXxy)

3 And a 1st!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2023 04:01 PM (S4nmY)

4 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2023 04:01 PM (S4nmY)

5 This entertains me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

6 Nood fast enough to get top 10. WoW

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:02 PM (N1tpc)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Gay? She doesn't sound that happy.

Posted by: George Takai at March 27, 2023 04:03 PM (krQz2)

9 Like the fact that she went out on the red carpet to attack Disney for not being pro-gay enough, and bragging about how she browbeat Bob Chapek into getting into an extremely costly fight about the Parental Rights in Education bill. Which the Midnight's Edge people think cost them "billions" or even "tens of billions" due to the loss of control over the Reedy Creek district.

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I was assured that Ron DeSantis backed down 100% from that and Disney now owns the governor's mansion.

Was I misinformed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

10 It's just breach after breach with this bitch, and then she whines that as a Gay Latina she should be allowed to do whatever her ugly heart wills.

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Has anyone given her the impression that any of this is untrue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

11 Gay Latina. Straight white.

Who gives a f*ck? You sucked at your job and got canned for it. Welcome to the real world, snowflake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

12 >>The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" and hit him until he responded.

Telling women they are being hysterical and they need to calm down immediately has always worked for me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:04 PM (up/3i)

13 It's just breach after breach with this bitch, and then she whines that as a Gay Latina she should be allowed to do whatever her ugly heart wills.
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It's intersectional.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:04 PM (krQz2)

14 I have never known a Latina to be silent. I don't think it's even possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

15 What's the plural of "Latinx"? Latinxxx?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)

16 This is what her lawyer calls "silenc[ing] a gay Latina."
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It's likely their only play, or at least the play with strongest possibility of any success.

All three of these things (sexual orientation, sex, ethnicity) are protected characteristics and so a harassment claim *can* be made on that basis. I doubt very much they can prove it - she was a top executive - but it's probably the best play to make.

Not to mention that she get lots of coverage for it, dovetail that into a sympathetic jury thanks to all the sympathetic press, and potentially win if it goes that far. I doubt it will go that far. It will be settled for an undisclosed sum and no admission of guikt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

17 Alonso is in charge of special effects, and Marvel's special effects have gotten weaker and weaker, to the point now where people are openly mocking them.

Alonso is also in charge of physical production, and Marvel movies have gone greatly overbudget lately, requiring costly extensive reshoots.

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The Corridor Crew were talking with one of the VFX guys from the Black Widow production, and he described how Disney had no idea how they wanted to put the big final sequence together, so they had to completely render the environment for the entire sequence so it could be covered from any angle with the changes to editing late in the game.

That sounded...very expensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (LvTSG)

18 Silencing a gay--moonlighting--Latina!

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (krQz2)

19 Victoria Alonso was no Maria Conchita Alonso. That's for damn sure.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (nacfR)

20 Midnight's Edge points out that as far as pretexts for firing go, this is a bulletproof pretext. If you're exclusive with one studio you're not allowed to work with another or promote a rival's films, period.
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Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

21 Rooting for disaster

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 27, 2023 04:06 PM (Eeb9P)

22 Sodomites are gonna sodomite.

Avoid sodomites where ever and when ever possible.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 27, 2023 04:06 PM (GlyUK)

23 A lot of people are now saying that Marvel Phase IV just proves that Feige wasn't actually the guy making the trains run on time at Marvel. Rather, it was people like Jon Favreau and James Gunn and the Russo Brothers. They've left Marvel now, and we can see how well Marvel's doing without them.

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Eh...the Russos kind of suck. They did make some of the best of the MCU, but everything since has been kind of awful.

I don't know if it was Feige or another producer who helped hammer the first few phases into shape, but I wouldn't lay too much at the feet of the Russos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

24 Alonso needs to add Gloria Allred to her legal team to make this spectacle even more enjoyable.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2023 04:06 PM (TNyrE)

25 Ace, you don't understand - nobody every told the LBGTQ++++ people that there would be contracts!

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (i7Q7S)

26 Latino is not a race. Gay is what she's left with; it's not enough in the big world of intersectionalism.

Posted by: Lola- free Jacob Chansley at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (GshMh)

27 What's the plural of "Latinx"? Latinxxx?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)
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Latinxos - if male or mixed.
Latinxas - if only female.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (krQz2)

28 She didn't fail at her job. Her job was to identify as ((gay or not male) and (not white)). She did that perfectly. Any firing could not possibly be for cause.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (9UlRk)

29 What a shame.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (yQpMk)

30 Note that bit about "they could have paid her out" (or paid her off). Apparently Disney did not give her a big pay-out on the way out the door, or she would not be risking it by threatening to sue Disney and attacking them.
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Yup. If they fired her for breach, they don't have to pay out whatever the contractual penalty is. Probably didn't go over well at Chez Alonso.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

31 The woman may have recanted, but that happens all the time in domestic violence situations. The prosecutor is apparently continuing the prosecution. I don't think they would do so if the video proved he was innocent.

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Disney gonna pay her off, and Majors is gonna win an Oscar or something next year.

#MeToo will have nothing to say about it because 1, MeToo is full of whores, and 2, the girlfriend wasn't of the guild. #MeToo is only for those in the guild.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

32 "He may be innocent. He was the one who called the police. The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" and hit him until he responded."

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM

"Hitting him until he responded" rarely functions as a defense. However given the injuries were minor, my guess would be more that they were self-inflicted.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (eYoxG)

33 >>>27 What's the plural of "Latinx"? Latinxxx?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)
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Latinxos - if male or mixed.
Latinxas - if only female.

lol

but speaking as Proud Latinx Muxe Gender, I'm also offended and I'm sending a hate-mob to assault you

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (iHBZj)

34 "I was assured that Ron DeSantis backed down 100% from that and Disney now owns the governor's mansion."

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No, Karl Rove told DeSantis to back down and he did. Get it straight!

Posted by: Jay in PA at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (i7Q7S)

35 The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis"

STYLE GUIDE UPDATE: Preferred usage is "The woman was experiencing emotionality."

NOTE: Most words in the English language can be given enhanced weaponization by adding "-ality".

Or should I say: enhanced weaponizationality?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (ykeLU)

36 So many words ... so few sh1ts given.

Posted by: MikeG at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (VsUo2)

37 34 "I was assured that Ron DeSantis backed down 100% from that and Disney now owns the governor's mansion."

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No, Karl Rove told DeSantis to back down and he did. Get it straight!
Posted by: Jay in PA at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (i7Q7S)

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I could have sworn Jared Kushner was involved somehow, too...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

38 I'm pretty sure that laws don't apply to homosexual brown people. I'll have to check with Commisar Garland.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (lTGtQ)

39 Combine the dwindling box office with the exploding production cost and you have a problem.
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Yeah. The problem is toxic fandom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)

40 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DISNEY DID ALL THIS WOKE SHIT TO AVOID THESE PROBLEMS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (FVME7)

41 she called out Bob Chapek, then CEO of Disney, out for his handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill.


When you don't refer to it as the "leftist falsely labeled don't say gay bill..." I don't read your shit.

The bill had NOTHING to do with homosexuality as much as it prevented perverts of all types from grooming children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Any outlet that uses the phrase "don't say ghey" should be quashed.

This would include the increasingly commie portal known as the Washington Times. Yes, that one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (jzzG8)

43 More proof that our society is run by people promoted far beyond their capabilities, but who lack the slightest bit of awareness of that fact.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (N1tpc)

44 The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis"


Otherwise known as Bat Shit Crazy

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

45 The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis"

*******

Why is "emotional crisis" in scare quotes?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (ykeLU)

46 39 Combine the dwindling box office with the exploding production cost and you have a problem.
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Yeah. The problem is toxic fandom.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)

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This was a huge problem with the original Lord of the Rings! Peter Jackson cut out Tom Bombadil and the fandom revolted! It led to dwindling box office!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

47 Gee, she seems nice.

/spit

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (okGHj)

48 >>>
Why is "emotional crisis" in scare quotes?

because Majors' lawyer used those words

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (iHBZj)

49 The last big reason for firing her is that they had to fire someone, so it was either fire her or fire Feige. And they still have faith that maybe Feige can make a movie people will want to see again -- if they get rid of this woke scold, who, they're hoping, is the main problem here. I think they're hoping that this aggressive, butch woman was able to ride roughshod over this weak, retiring, feminine geek Kevin Feige, and he just wasn't man enough to tell her "No." So they think maybe without her there, the division can return to profitability.
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Fools, the lot of them. Feige is a woke scold, too. He's not completely insane as far as I am aware (though I don't follow him closely), but he's definitely a fellow traveler.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

50 So she was a highly compensated executive for how many years as a "Gay Latina" and now Disney found it to be a problem and fired her for it?

Pull the other one. It's got bells on it. So to speak. Well, imagine the genitalia of preference is there and pull on whatever you imagine should be there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (aXxgO)

51 32 "He may be innocent. He was the one who called the police. The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" and hit him until he responded."

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM

"Hitting him until he responded" rarely functions as a defense. However given the injuries were minor, my guess would be more that they were self-inflicted.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM (eYoxG)

Nah - this is like the woman who was on the driving trip with the guy who the cops couldn't figure out who was the domestic perp...and it turned out the guy had long term abused her and then he killed her.

Many Hollywood rumors boards had talked about a sociopathic abuser who had recently risen to A-list over the last month, and one low level Hollywood tweeter, after this story broke, confirmed he was talking about Majors.

He's guilty. His lawyer is just in payoff mode...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (exHjb)

52 Bob Iger hates beaners and greasers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (D8mow)

53 I should have said:

The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis," as Majors' lawyer avers...

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (iHBZj)

54 42 Any outlet that uses the phrase "don't say ghey" should be quashed.

This would include the increasingly commie portal known as the Washington Times. Yes, that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (jzzG

How about "homosexual pervert?" Is that better?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (okGHj)

55 A lot of people are now saying that Marvel Phase IV just proves that Feige wasn't actually the guy making the trains run on time at Marvel. Rather, it was people like Jon Favreau and James Gunn and the Russo Brothers. They've left Marvel now, and we can see how well Marvel's doing without them.
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I guess we'll see. Gunn's running things at DC now for WB, IIRC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

56 52 Bob Iger hates beaners and greasers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (D8mow)

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What's his position on our Nickelback problem?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

57 I haven't watched any of the Marvel Phase IV product and I can't say I've missed any of it.

It looks like all of it, from top to bottom, was pure shit. Even the stuff that was sort of non-shit was only non-shit by comparison to the true shit and didn't always stand on its own.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (YIVH2)

58 She seems fully boosted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

59 The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis"


Did she loose a half day of skiing?


Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

60 >>>
Many Hollywood rumors boards had talked about a sociopathic abuser who had recently risen to A-list over the last month, and one low level Hollywood tweeter, after this story broke, confirmed he was talking about Majors.

yeah the midnight's edge guys were talking about just that.

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)

61 "Fired Woke "Gay Latina" Victoria Alonso Threatens Legal Action Against Disney; Disney Says She Committed a Clear Breach of Contract"

Alas. Is there not a single superhero left who would fly Victoria Alonso up to 30,000 feet and drop her? "Super" punch her in the dick?

How far Marvel has fallen. How far, dear comrades.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (J47y1)

62 55 I guess we'll see. Gunn's running things at DC now for WB, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

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Gunn...meh. Overrated.

Maybe he'll be better as a creative producer than an actual director.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

63 > One of the Midnight's Edge guys said that Victoria Alonso urged the hiring of majors and "personally vouched" for him.

Why would an executive have to "personally vouch" for an actor? Did Majors already have a sketchy past? Was there a different candidate the casting director preferred?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (j2Xg6)

64 >>>I haven't watched any of the Marvel Phase IV product and I can't say I've missed any of it.


the Spider-Man movie was decent, but it depended a lot on nostalgia for the previous exploitations of the IP

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)

65 Pull the other one. It's got bells on it. So to speak. Well, imagine the genitalia of preference is there and pull on whatever you imagine should be there.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (aXxgO)

Did you put bells on it so it wouldn't wander off without you knowing about it? Like Swiss cows?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (okGHj)

66 So maybe a little delayed-fuse bomb from the Gay Latina destroyer of franchises.
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My gut says, "no." Anything is possible, but given her lengthy track record of poor decision-making, that strikes me as the more likely explanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)

67 57 I haven't watched any of the Marvel Phase IV product and I can't say I've missed any of it.

It looks like all of it, from top to bottom, was pure shit. Even the stuff that was sort of non-shit was only non-shit by comparison to the true shit and didn't always stand on its own.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (YIVH2)

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Doctor Strange 2 had its moments. Sam Raimi moments.

Out of the three from Phase IV I saw, it's not the best, but it's the one I was most tempted to actually add to the collection when the 4K was $10 on Black Friday. I still passed, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

68 >>>Why would an executive have to "personally vouch" for an actor? Did Majors already have a sketchy past? Was there a different candidate the casting director preferred?

yeah not sure. that occurred to me. They did not say what they meant by "personally vouched."

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (iHBZj)

69 55 A lot of people are now saying that Marvel Phase IV just proves that Feige wasn't actually the guy making the trains run on time at Marvel. Rather, it was people like Jon Favreau and James Gunn and the Russo Brothers. They've left Marvel now, and we can see how well Marvel's doing without them.
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I guess we'll see. Gunn's running things at DC now for WB, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (t0OGg)

It always was the top 3...and really the Russo Brothers put the MCU over the top with Thanos and Cap 2, Cap 3 Civil War, and the Infinity Saga - they did all that (they even did the ending credit scenes in the other movies)...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (exHjb)

70 Thunder here, and it's not Victoria hitting thr floor

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (xhxe8)

71 I am unable to quantify my level of concern or interest in the Maus Haus at this time. I can state it is between delta and epsilon, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

72 I have never known a Latina to be silent. I don't think it's even possible.
Posted by: JackStraw

I grew up in Southern California and went to a RC HS.
This is the complete truth!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (S4nmY)

73 Did Majors strangle someone, or just hold out his hand and tell them to choke themselves?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (44ww/)

74 68 >>>Why would an executive have to "personally vouch" for an actor? Did Majors already have a sketchy past? Was there a different candidate the casting director preferred?

yeah not sure. that occurred to me. They did not say what they meant by "personally vouched."
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:12 PM (iHBZj)

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If his reputation was already known, "I swear, we'll keep him under control."

I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

75 I haven't watched any of the Marvel Phase IV product and I can't say I've missed any of it.

the Spider-Man movie was decent, but it depended a lot on nostalgia for the previous exploitations of the IP
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
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So they stuffed it full of member-berries and called it a day?

No matter how good it was, it wasn't enough to serve as a tentpole for the entire Phase IV.

Phases I-III had their hits and misses (Captain Marvel, e.g.), but the overall quality was OK to good.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (YIVH2)

76 How many lesbian in positions of power are actually lesbian as opposed to political lesbianii

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (i5vrt)

77 That President Joey is one super compassionate guy.

I still can't believe this corrupt, brain dead a-hole is in the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

78 Why is "emotional crisis" in scare quotes?

because Majors' lawyer used those words
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gende


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Well, heck. That's not so scary.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (ykeLU)

79 64 >>>I haven't watched any of the Marvel Phase IV product and I can't say I've missed any of it.


the Spider-Man movie was decent, but it depended a lot on nostalgia for the previous exploitations of the IP
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)

Spider-man is Sony, not Disney - while there was collaboration with Marvel, Sony kept final movie decision-making. That's the difference in Phase 4...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (exHjb)

80 More proof that our society is run by people promoted far beyond their capabilities, but who lack the slightest bit of awareness of that fact.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Ah, The Peter Principle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (FVME7)

81 Then there's the other problem with Marvel.

Set aside the identity politics. Set aside the quantity-over-quality management philosophy. Set aside the slapped-together effects.

It's boring. Everything is the same, and that's boring. Add in the irritation of the other stuff and it will fall apart. Most Marvel projects have end-of-the-world stakes and ends with a big showdown with a colored CGI beam coming out of the sky or up from the earth.

More than anything, perhaps, it was Marvel Phase Bore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)

82 They did not say what they meant by "personally vouched."

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender




Maybe they meant "personally couched".

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (lTGtQ)

83 If his reputation was already known, "I swear, we'll keep him under control."

I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

Sounds like she should have used a nose ring and chain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (okGHj)

84 "I was assured that Ron DeSantis backed down 100% from that and Disney now owns the governor's mansion."

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No, Karl Rove told DeSantis to back down and he did. Get it straight!
Posted by: Jay in PA at March 27, 2023 04:08 PM


Also, these are "wedge issues" which aren't important.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (xttsV)

85 she called out Bob Chapek, then CEO of Disney, out for his handling of Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill.
When you don't refer to it as the "leftist falsely labeled don't say gay bill..." I don't read your shit.
The bill had NOTHING to do with homosexuality as much as it prevented perverts of all types from grooming children.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Bob Chipeska > Bob Chapek

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (GlyUK)

86 President Braindead has always maintained that assault weapons are very bad-just like his odd chortle at the end of his incoherent rant!

Posted by: KJP's Binder at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (LPkjK)

87 75 So they stuffed it full of member-berries and called it a day?

No matter how good it was, it wasn't enough to serve as a tentpole for the entire Phase IV.

Phases I-III had their hits and misses (Captain Marvel, e.g.), but the overall quality was OK to good.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (YIVH2)

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Yeah. The parts that work best is the member berries stuff with all three spidermen in the thing at once. It's neat, but it doesn't really stand on its own. The other 90 minutes (it's a long movie) aren't all that great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

88 the Spider-Man movie was decent, but it depended a lot on nostalgia for the previous exploitations of the IP
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
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Wasn't Sony back in charge of Spiderman by then?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg)

89 Now Disney is entertaining.

For the drama, not the movies.

Posted by: Bosk at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (ZVuYy)

90 "Breach of Contract"???

Ace, please, use proper Spanish!

It's Briacho de Contracto!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (wtvvX)

91 81 It's boring. Everything is the same, and that's boring. Add in the irritation of the other stuff and it will fall apart. Most Marvel projects have end-of-the-world stakes and ends with a big showdown with a colored CGI beam coming out of the sky or up from the earth.

More than anything, perhaps, it was Marvel Phase Bore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)

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It's corporate.

It's been corporate for a while, but it's undeniable now.

Corporate is not cool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

92 >>>Spider-man is Sony, not Disney - while there was collaboration with Marvel, Sony kept final movie decision-making. That's the difference in Phase 4...

right but it's a co-production. I know marvel produces the whole thing. I guess Sony could object to anything.

Anyway, yes, it's not wholly a Marvel production so maybe that saved it. Also, they still have a real top level superhero to work with, which Marvel no longer does

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (iHBZj)

93 76 How many lesbian in positions of power are actually lesbian as opposed to political lesbianii
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 27, 2023 04:13 PM (i5vrt)

There is no such thing as a lesbian. There are just women who are afraid of men. In my experience, I have yet to meet one lesbian who doesn't hate the women they date, either, and over time, it becomes violent.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (okGHj)

94 Did you put bells on it so it wouldn't wander off without you knowing about it? Like Swiss cows?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM


Doesn't everyone? They're a nice accompaniment to the jingle-jangle of one's spurs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

95 Personally, I'm a mark for Sci-Fi and comic book movies. So they should be milking me for every last red cent.

It just got old, I think the last thing I sat through was the end to the Avengers - and it wasn't that good. All the hype about Black Panther got real old real quick - it was a movie, not a frigging Civil Rights moment.

My point, poorly made as usual - is I should have been their prime target. Plenty of disposable income, and an old school nerd. But if they didn't want to market to me ... who in the Hell did they expect to make money from ?

Because news flash - Millennials and Gen Z are simply not brand loyal. You can't build a multi-picture franchise off those kids. They don't have the attention span for it.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (nacfR)

96 Blue on Blue . Go Woke Go Broke. Go to bed with dogs , wake up with fleas, Left eat
their own.

Am I leaving any out?

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (9A3LN)

97 >>>It's Briacho de Contracto!!!

aye si lo siento

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (iHBZj)

98 @23

>>I don't know if it was Feige or another producer who helped hammer the first few phases into shape, but I wouldn't lay too much at the feet of the Russos.

I would chalk it up to pure dumb luck and the overall inertia of the machine they built.

They shot their load on End Game.

And it also didn't help that Downey and to a lesser extent Chris Evans are no longer fronting the behemoth.

So unless they can find someone to be the anchor character like Iron Man/Downey, the MCU is dead in the water.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (up/3i)

99 It's Briacho de Contracto!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (wtvvX)

I think that's some kind of french donut.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (okGHj)

100 88 the Spider-Man movie was decent, but it depended a lot on nostalgia for the previous exploitations of the IP
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:11 PM (iHBZj)
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Wasn't Sony back in charge of Spiderman by then?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM (t0OGg)

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They still own the movie rights to the character. It's why they keep making Spider-man movies. If they stop, they lose the rights.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (LvTSG)

101 "He may be innocent. He was the one who called the police. The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" gone bat shit and hit him until he responded."

Posted by: Ace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (FVME7)

102 they can't return to the primordial ooze fast enough to suit me ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (QNv15)

103 They apparently knew something about Majors going all the way back to Loki. He's apparently going to get "Weinsteined".

Posted by: Veritas at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (xtg8y)

104 "He Jonathan Majorshas done nothing wrong," the representative said in an email to the AP on Saturday. "We look forward to clearing his name and clearing this up."

So is it his legal team's contention that he beat on his girlfriend correctly?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Bd6X8)

105 Yeah but there's like infinity other universes where he didn't choke a bitch, so...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (9UlRk)

106 tcn in AK: "Did you put bells on it so it wouldn't wander off without you knowing about it? Like Swiss cows?"

In the goofball world of today, that'd be good advice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (aXxgO)

107 103 They apparently knew something about Majors going all the way back to Loki. He's apparently going to get "Weinsteined".
Posted by: Veritas at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (xtg8y)

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I don't think so.

I think they're going to buy everyone off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

108 Ace, please, use proper Spanish!

It's Briacho de Contracto!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2023 04:15 PM


Since Chuy decided to go wander around in the world, the quality of the Español has suffered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)

109 "sword and shield"

that was the kgb, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (QNv15)

110 TJM or someone else with more knowledge than me, what does Disney have left if it loses Marvel?

Pixar is dead.
Disney Animation is dead.
Lucasfilm is dead.
Their TV portfolio - like everyone else's - is struggling (except maybe ESPN, I dunno)
The 20th Century Fox acquisition continues to be a drag
The cruise and parks business is degrading in real time

Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)

111 companies will stop hiring people like xer

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (w0NJk)

112 Blue on Blue . Go Woke Go Broke. Go to bed with dogs , wake up with fleas, Left eat
their own.

Am I leaving any out?
Posted by: polynikes

Polish firing squad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:19 PM (FVME7)

113 Yeah but there's like infinity other universes where he didn't choke a bitch, so...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (9UlRk)

***

I agree

Posted by: Wayne Brady at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (flINI)

114 104 "He Jonathan Majorshas done nothing wrong," the representative said in an email to the AP on Saturday. "We look forward to clearing his name and clearing this up."

So is it his legal team's contention that he beat on his girlfriend correctly?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (Bd6X

Most obvious thing is they never released the video they promised yesterday...tmz would have posted it in a heartbeat...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (exHjb)

115 Good riddance to bad rubbish, that being said, I can't wait for Woke Disney vs the Mouthy Latina to play out.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (DcKNO)

116 Lee Majors >>> Jonathon Majors

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (wtvvX)

117 *looks out window*

Field of Fucks is still barren.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (yLzn3)

118 I know next to nothing about Disney or Marvel. Good time for me to keep my mouth shut. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (Xrfse)

119 >>>Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.

they have the Avatar franchise from Fox, which has life in it. but otherwise... they have just absolutely destroyed the divisions they paid billions and billions for.

Marvel: $4 billion. On life support.

Lucasfilm: $4.05 billion. Dead.

Pixar: I think this cost like $8 billion or $10 billion. All but dead.

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (iHBZj)

120 And it also didn't help that Downey and to a lesser extent Chris Evans are no longer fronting the behemoth. ----


Chris Evan is more woke than a meth head that just shot up and on his fourth cup of coffee.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (9A3LN)

121 They are not going to be able to keep a lid on it anymore. It's common knowledge in parts of the industry. That's why they are slowly cutting ties.

Posted by: Veritas at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (xtg8y)

122 I guess another Pirates of the Caribbean is a non starter? Too many white pipo.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (D8mow)

123 110 Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)

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I think the funniest part is that they forced Pixar to be the glorified straight to video animation department, which angered a lot of people at Pixar, not that Pixar was on a winning streak anymore.

But yeah, they'll have to fall back on sequels to stuff they already have and the live action remakes of stuff they already have.

Frozen 3, Toy Story 5 have already been announced. They're not making a live action version of The Aristocats while The Little Mermaid is getting released soon (though Pinocchio went straight to streaming because it was so bad).

They're in a mess of their own making. Some of these projects will still make major money (that stupid Lion King remake made something like $1.3 billion), but the rest of the money makers are breaking even, at best. With rumors that Indy 5 is $150 million overbudget, things are getting sporty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

124 What with all the content, blockquotes, excerpts and interposed commentary, plus quotation marks used as emphasis, I sometimes get confused as to who is saying what. Usually a re-read will clear that up. But it's asking a lot of me to read something once, let alone twice.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (ykeLU)

125 It's like a quotation within a citation wrapped in an excerpt!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (ykeLU)

126 119 >>>Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.


there's always money in the banana stand ... derrrr I mean theme parks...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (w0NJk)

127 "Field of Fucks is still barren."

droughty, too; mud cracks you could stick your arm into.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (QNv15)

128 >>>122 I guess another Pirates of the Caribbean is a non starter? Too many white pipo.

yeah that franchise needs to be left fallow for about ten years before attempting a reboot. the last few Pirates movies were bad. In fact, really, they were all disappointing after the first one.

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (iHBZj)

129 122 I guess another Pirates of the Caribbean is a non starter? Too many white pipo.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM (D8mow)

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Rumors that Jerry Brukheimer is trying to get a new one with Johnny Depp off the ground, but Pirates of the Caribbean is not the billion dollar franchise it used to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

130 I liked the animated Spider Man movie. Into the Spider-Verse.

I've not cared enough to see many of Marvel's latest offerings.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (j2Xg6)

131 I skimmed it. Have literally zero interest in a slapfight between woketards at a corporation I don't support in an industry that I don't patronize. They can all DIAF, screeching pitifully as the flames consume their genitals, bolt-on or otherwise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (tkR6S)

132 they have the Avatar franchise from Fox, which has life in it. but otherwise... they have just absolutely destroyed the divisions they paid billions and billions for. ...
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:20 PM (iHBZj)
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Ah, right. I forgot about Avatar. Avatar can't save the company.

They spent years augering their cash cow acquisitions deep into the ground. Marvel isn't dead yet, and my suspicion is that they *need* Marvel to revive to save the company. But I don't know that by any means.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (t0OGg)

133 gab has the shooter (supposedly)

he/him pronouns but biologically female

artist/art student type

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (w0NJk)

134 97 >>>It's Briacho de Contracto!!!

aye si lo siento

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:16 PM (iHBZj)

It's all good, Ace. We all make the errores de la lingua!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (wtvvX)

135 128 yeah that franchise needs to be left fallow for about ten years before attempting a reboot. the last few Pirates movies were bad. In fact, really, they were all disappointing after the first one.
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (iHBZj)

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The last one was released 6 years ago. Start writing now, and maybe the 6th will be out right at 10 years!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

136 If they screw up the next Guardians sequel, I am going to find Victoria and piss in her Cheerios.

Posted by: Veritas at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (xtg8y)

137 But it's asking a lot of me to read something once, let alone twice.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:21 PM


Well, except us, of course.

Posted by: Lancet & The New England Journal of Limericks at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (a3Q+t)

138 Rumors that Jerry Brukheimer is trying to get a new one with Johnny Depp off the ground, but Pirates of the Caribbean is not the billion dollar franchise it used to be.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)


There are so many other good stories to do but . . . Hey, let's do another all woman Ghostbusters!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (xhaym)

139 breako el contracto

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

140 132 Ah, right. I forgot about Avatar. Avatar can't save the company.

They spent years augering their cash cow acquisitions deep into the ground. Marvel isn't dead yet, and my suspicion is that they *need* Marvel to revive to save the company. But I don't know that by any means.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (t0OGg)

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Rumors of a 9 hour cut of Avatar 3 that Cameron will completely finish and release as a Disney+ series after the film version hits theaters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

141 Rumors that Jerry Brukheimer is trying to get a new one with Johnny Depp off the ground, but Pirates of the Caribbean is not the billion dollar franchise it used to be.
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I enjoyed them. The one about Ponce de Leon's fountain of youth was choppy as hell, but it did have some good moments.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (D8mow)

142 Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)
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It's theoretically possible they could turn things around, but they'd have to radically revise their production and marketing strategy.

Are they willing to alienate the 5% (being generous here) of trannies/gays who will only consume their product if it's woke enough?

If not, stick a fork in 'em. They're done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (YIVH2)

143 Field of Fucks is still barren.

I hear you. Didn't even buy seed. No plans to even run a disk through it this spring.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (nacfR)

144 They spent years augering their cash cow

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Happy cow.

https://bit.ly/3ZADkbD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (FVME7)

145 yeah that franchise needs to be left fallow for about ten years before attempting a reboot. the last few Pirates movies were bad. In fact, really, they were all disappointing after the first one.
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (iHBZj)
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They can go back to the well from their theme parks, though.

A "Haunted Mansion" cinematic universe?

An "It's a Small World" trilogy?

A high-brow thinkpiece movie based on "Spaceship Earth?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (t0OGg)

146 138 There are so many other good stories to do but . . . Hey, let's do another all woman Ghostbusters!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (xhaym)

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The sequel to Ghostbusters Afterlife just started shooting last week. Gil Keenan, who co-wrote Afterlife with Jason Reitman, is directing this time while Reitman remains as producer and co-writer.

I liked Afterlife. Memberberries and all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

147 Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company?

Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck scissoring?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (eOEVl)

148 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice. No apologizing for colonialism. Just a supreme white white guy swinging in the jungle and tipping over canoes full of Africans. It would make billions.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (D8mow)

149 Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck scissoring?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (eOEVl)

At least it wouldn't be fucking goofy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (9UlRk)

150 Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck scissoring?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (eOEVl)

That's just fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (yLzn3)

151 All these titles and names and, but for some of the Corporation headers, I know none of them. There's this multibillion dollar industry and, if it vanished tomorrow, I'd never be the wiser. But there'd be less grooming, so we'd have that going for us.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (aXxgO)

152 141 I enjoyed them. The one about Ponce de Leon's fountain of youth was choppy as hell, but it did have some good moments.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:24 PM (D8mow)

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I hated that one. Just the worst kind of "we have a string of sequences and no idea how to bring them together," plus, "We might need to move on with other actors as leads, so here are some sort of leads that could take over if you like them, what? you don't like them? nevermind..."

5 was okay. Not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

153 128 yeah that franchise needs to be left fallow for about ten years before attempting a reboot. the last few Pirates movies were bad. In fact, really, they were all disappointing after the first one.
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (iHBZj)
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Agreed. The first one was a great, self-contained ghost story with lots of entertaining farcical elements as CAPTAIN Jack and Captain Barbossa struggled for control of the Black Pearl.

Then they tried to go bigger and badder with movies 2 and 3 while still adhering to that formula. It really didn't work very well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (YIVH2)

154 Great stuff once again!

Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (P4Pk9)

155 > Pixar: I think this cost like $8 billion or $10 billion. All but dead.

Yeah. Soul was OK, but mostly forgettable. Onward was worth leaving on in the background, but mostly forgettable. Coco was the last Pixar movie that blew me away, and that was six years ago. Before that? Monsters University was fun. I didn't care for Brave. Up was great. That was 2009.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (j2Xg6)

156 @120

>>Chris Evan is more woke than a meth head that just shot up and on his fourth cup of coffee.

This is true, but he was well enough liked and was seen as the Yin to Downey's Yang, in the MCU.

The biggest star they have is Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, who I've liked as Strange.

It's just not enough and their Phase 4 and 5 seem as muddled headed and confused as Jazz the Unfortunate TranWoman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (up/3i)

157 She's gay and Latina. Disney is racist and homophobic and I hope the courts award her $175b in penalties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (oINRc)

158 Horde mind again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (yLzn3)

159 I think there might be a problem with the left's narrative about the Nashville shooter.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

160 148 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice. No apologizing for colonialism. Just a supreme white white guy swinging in the jungle and tipping over canoes full of Africans. It would make billions.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:26 PM (D8mow)

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"Everyone knows public domain characters, so it's not interesting to do public domain characters as you've always known them. The only way to do them is the do a twist!"

"Cool. Now, um, who's Tarzan?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

161 Happy cow.

https://bit.ly/3ZADkbD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:25 PM (FVME7)
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Mr. Coster says that gift of making people smile has earned Happy a permanent place on his dairy farm, living out a bull's best life as a happiness generator.

They've got that right!

Posted by: David French at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (t0OGg)

162 The leftist revolution continues to eat it's own. Deconstruct childhood, sexuality, capitalism , religion and everything else. The only things that screws up these revolutionaries is a lot of heavily armed Americans and the revolutionaries utter incompetence at governing or producing for their employers. Enough bad things can't happen to these dirtbags.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (W2hoj)

163 We all make the errores de la lingua!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Not Kamala! Of course, she's had lots of practice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (FVME7)

164 I liked Afterlife.

I'll never know. I'm not seeing any of these movies. It's not that I can't be persuaded to see movies, but with rare exception, I'm not interested in multigenerational franchises. I just don't want or need another Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters II was one too many Ghostbusters. But by all means, Hollywood, keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (ppBhU)

165 Many Hollywood rumors boards had talked about a sociopathic abuser who had recently risen to A-list over the last month, and one low level Hollywood tweeter, after this story broke, confirmed he was talking about Majors.

He's guilty. His lawyer is just in payoff mode...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:10 PM (exHjb)

Is he still worth six million dollars?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (tkR6S)

166 Maybe they can reboot the Fantastic Four for a fifth f*cking time. Marvel is back at where they were in 2000, almost bankrupt with no alternatives.

Would be nice if there was a stand alone Longshot movie.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (OgrpQ)

167 I hated that one. Just the worst kind of "we have a string of sequences and no idea how to bring them together," plus, "We might need to move on with other actors as leads, so here are some sort of leads that could take over if you like them, what? you don't like them? nevermind..."
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Like I said - choppy. I did enjoy Depp and Richards scenes. The Mermaids were sort of fucked up, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (D8mow)

168 Are they willing to alienate the 5% (being generous here) of trannies/gays who will only consume their product if it's woke enough?

Here's the deal - I think what Disney has done is based on a certain level of logic. Flawed logic, but logic all the same. I took the wife and son on a last family outing because he moves out back in January. She wanted Disney. I wanted to retain half my personal property, so we went to Disney.

Two thirds of the park attendees are either Gay and Lez, or Mothers without Husbands. Those husbands may be absentee, out on the golf course instead. Who knows.

And Disney may well have created this ratio with their marketing. But it stands to reason, this may be as simple as catering to their distorted view of their patrons.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (nacfR)

169 Goofy's girlfriend is Clarabell the Cow. So a dog bangs a cow. Odd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (yLzn3)

170 I get Avatar and How To Train Your Dragon confused. The action sequences are kind of similar.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (ykeLU)

171 164 I'll never know. I'm not seeing any of these movies. It's not that I can't be persuaded to see movies, but with rare exception, I'm not interested in multigenerational franchises. I just don't want or need another Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters II was one too many Ghostbusters. But by all means, Hollywood, keep fucking that chicken.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:28 PM (ppBhU)

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True. I don't wallow in sequel stuff all that much. In fact, I mostly ignore it until I kind of get around to it, usually a few years later.

There's a whole century of cinema still left to explore, and I feel like I've barely scratched the surface.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

172 IMHO, they're all focusing on how to make a better superhero movie, when the problem is that the audience is just sick and tired of them. Westerns disappeared for the same reason.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)

173 170 I get Avatar and How To Train Your Dragon confused. The action sequences are kind of similar.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (ykeLU)

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Here's how you tell the difference:

The good one is How to Train Your Dragon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

174 The biggest star they have is Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, who I've liked as Strange.

It's just not enough and their Phase 4 and 5 seem as muddled headed and confused as Jazz the Unfortunate TranWoman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (up/3i)
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Hmmm. Interesting point. I also like Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, though I'm still lukewarm on his first movie (it was OK). Still, with proper writing and setup, I could envision Dr. Strange being the tentpole character for Marvel Phases IV-VI, just as Tony Stark was the tentpole for Phases I-III.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (YIVH2)

175 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice. No apologizing for colonialism. Just a supreme white white guy swinging in the jungle and tipping over canoes full of Africans. It would make billions.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I'm thinking more, "Me Tarzan. You Juan."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (FVME7)

176 I have never known a Latina to be silent. I don't think it's even possible.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:05 PM

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Oh no you di' unt!

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (mJJav)

177 Way out of left field OT.

Nothing to see here, just that Peter Daszak asked for a grant to study putting in a furrin cleavage site at the S1,S2 junction of SARS like viruses (virii?) at the Wuhan Lab in 2018:

https://bit.ly/3LVBgHZ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (Bd6X8)

178 I don't know about confirmation but shooter was a tranny. See reply.

https://tinyurl.com/yc27uf2y

Karol Markowicz @karol
The Nashville shooter's name is Audrey Hale. Authorities believe she previously attended the school.

Karol Markowicz @karol · 37m Replying to @karol
I am told that an officer was shot when Audrey Hale was engaged. That officer is in stable condition.

Karol Markowicz @karol · 25m
I have a DOB for the shooter, Audrey Hale: 3/24/95.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (Vwz3I)

179 If you hire one of the protected class, you better be prepared to give them tenure for life or you're looking at millions.

It will probably cost Disney a shitload in legal fees to finally get rid of her. And she was shitty at her job, so its not like it was "worth it" to have her.

White males are WAY cheaper to hire and fire in the new economy.

Posted by: Blago at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (cOFom)

180 Get Al Capone on tax evasion.

Get Victoria Alonso on breach of contract.

Too bad they can't do this to Kathleen Kennedy too, but I'm sure she knows where bodies are buried and has receipts.

Posted by: LizLem at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (GNOmP)

181 I'm thinking more, "Me Tarzan. You Juan."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:30 PM (FVME7)

Go ahead, Hollywood. Race swap Tarzan.

Do it.

Do it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (9UlRk)

182 I mean, she basically cost Disney eleventy billion dollars by destroying their special status and costing them taxes etc in Florida. And while she was involved with Marvel from the beginning as soon as she was promoted into a special quality control position the quality of Marvel product has suffered, badly. Several of their biggest efforts in Phase 4 lost money for Disney, like Eternals and Ms Marvel. And on top of all that, she was apparently told to shut up and stop doing interviews, then kept doing them.

So this? This doing another movie in the background, when it was a violation of her contract? Probably annoying for Disney but its just an excuse to fire her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (0hOvj)

183 yes Audrey Hale - her SM profile says "he/him" tho

I'll find a link to the screen shot

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (w0NJk)

184 yeah that franchise needs to be left fallow for about ten years before attempting a reboot. the last few Pirates movies were bad. In fact, really, they were all disappointing after the first one.
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 27, 2023 04:22 PM (iHBZj)


I dunno, it was lushly done, like a Bollywood spectacle without the singing, dancing, but with a huge special effects and costuming.
I guess that is like claiming it was like a reboot of the Transformers without the explosions, but that is what I am getting at.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (xhaym)

185 #178 MIGHT have been, I should say.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (Vwz3I)

186 It's Briacho

As in Welcome to Borracho, Honey!

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (gmo/4)

187 This bikini blonde used to like Disney stuff, but isn't torn up about their potential demise because in the absence of good movies, she can watch their tribulations instead:
https://is.gd/S5yjEs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

188 @172

>>Westerns disappeared for the same reason.

Westerns did not disappear because the general public grew tired of them, they disappeared because the suits and the people writing the checks grew tired of them because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (up/3i)

189 legit, whoever wins gop nomination has to start prez debates with a chocolate chip ice cream quip for every answer

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (MLrvz)

190 the shooter is definitely a girl (lesbian) art school type

BUT she was seemingly at least socially transitioning to "he/him"

she looked like a semi-cute lesbian

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (w0NJk)

191 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

192 Borracho is a drunk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (yLzn3)

193 191 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

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FALSE:

They will never know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

194 If you hire one of the protected class, you better be prepared to give them tenure for life or you're looking at millions.

It will probably cost Disney a shitload in legal fees to finally get rid of her. And she was shitty at her job, so its not like it was "worth it" to have her.

White males are WAY cheaper to hire and fire in the new economy.
Posted by: Blago at March 27, 2023 04:31 PM (cOFom)
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Which is just one more symbol of the dominance of the patriarchy!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (YIVH2)

195 Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company? I suspect they are taking swift action in Marvel because it's the last ditch, but I don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



The problem is that, unlike internal combustion vehicles and gas stoves, the government has been unable to prevent competition in the space.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (lTGtQ)

196 they disappeared because the suits and the people writing the checks grew tired of them because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated

I think it was a combo but yeah, that played a major part. The young punks and leftists hated westerns and all they stood for, and wanted them gone. That's why before they went away, there was a long series of movies basically attacking and mocking westerns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

197 A direct link to the Audrey Hale screencap...

https://tinyurl.com/54e7sann

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (Vwz3I)

198 because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (up/3i)

They started to make westerns that weren't westerns, but soap operas and after school specials in ten gallon hats, and people got sick of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (9UlRk)

199 When you don't refer to it as the "leftist falsely labeled don't say gay bill..." I don't read your shit.
The bill had NOTHING to do with homosexuality as much as it prevented perverts of all types from grooming children.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 27, 2023 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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But it's the same way that curating books allowed in public school libraries is now called "book banning".

The Dims' continuing war on words.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

200 >>> The biggest star they have is Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange,

And they emasculated him in multiverse of madness just like they have done to their other crown pleasing male leads.

They have sunk their titanic and have no idea why. They are just rearranging woke deck chairs at this point while everything sinks.

Posted by: LizLem at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (pD0Zp)

201 In modern times Tarzan would be raised by a pack of trannies to unleash vengeance upon terfs and other people deemed not to be sufficiently pro - LGBTQetc. Hope I didn't give them a movie idea

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (W2hoj)

202 he/him pronouns but biologically female

artist/art student type
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (w0NJk)

That would be an unexpected twist. I expected the opposite transition.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (N1tpc)

203 a female he/him shoots Christians.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (MLrvz)

204 @130 I liked the animated Spider Man movie. Into the Spider-Verse.

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There's a sequel due out soon (trailers are already out). Thing is, though, with the way things are it's anyone's guess whether it'll be as good as the first one, or a woke mess.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (U2tKK)

205 The US Army had hired Majors to do recruiting commercials, but those ads have now been pulled.

Que..."Are we the badguys?" for the US junta...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)

206 King of the Hill is the least woke show playing on TV today.

Just finished watching the episode where Bobby was having panic attacks because he was stressed so much because of the responsibility he had for his scholastic team ( he was the entertainment/?celebrity specialist which Hank hated) .

Bobby spontaneously realized that quitting made all his symptoms go away . The non woke part is Hank told him he didn't want him to quit and that stress was just part of life. He then helped Bobby prepare for the tournament. The End.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (9A3LN)

207 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice.

You are a masochist of nearly unimaginable scale. I assume you typed this comment while hitting your own balls with a ball peen hammer and sitting on a fence post.

It's a story from the era of the pulps, which all the cool kids consider to be an era of unbridled toxic masculinity. And it takes place in darkest Africa, which could not possibly be portrayed in even a neutral light.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (ppBhU)

208 You know, there are so many ways to make a good story... but it wouldn't be Woke, so none of Hollywood wants to do it.

Look at the grassroots success of The Chosen. They had a budget of what, 50 bucks? Look at several youtubers who can manage to put stuff together pretty decent.

(I'd personally hand Linsey Stirling 5 million and she'd knock out a great flick I bet. Give her 50 and you'd probably make billions).

Posted by: GanGanowicz at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (AxRGS)

209 Without an insanely profitable and popular Marvel, what do they have left to carry the company?

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, etc. Although they ruined those so badly I dunno if there's any hope of that. They seem to be focusing on Star Wars as a last desperate hope to save the Empire of the Mouse.

Disney has for at least 30 years had a horrible reputation, with brutal and pointless copyright attacks and mistreatment of workers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (0hOvj)

210 In modern times Tarzan would be raised by a pack of trannies to unleash vengeance upon terfs and other people deemed not to be sufficiently pro - LGBTQetc. Hope I didn't give them a movie idea

Imagine the shitstorm if they race swapped Tarzan.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (Bd6X8)

211 "He may be innocent. He was the one who called the police. The woman could have been having an "emotional crisis" gone bat shit and hit him until he responded."

Posted by: Ace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:17 PM (FVME7)

In the Canadian oilpatch, the term of art is "became all unc***ed".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (tkR6S)

212 https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/ 1640445241508372490

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (w0NJk)

213 When you don't refer to it as the "leftist falsely labeled don't say gay bill..." I don't read your shit.
The bill had NOTHING to do with homosexuality as much as it prevented perverts of all types from grooming children.


I still think DeSantis and co should have consistently called it the "ok groomer" bill.

Make the FNM say those words.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

214 196 I think it was a combo but yeah, that played a major part. The young punks and leftists hated westerns and all they stood for, and wanted them gone. That's why before they went away, there was a long series of movies basically attacking and mocking westerns
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM (0hOvj)

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It wasn't exactly monolithic.

Scorsese loves and loved westerns. John Wayne's image in a magazine is lovingly treated in Who's that Knocking at my Door?, his first film.

John Carpenter loved westerns and kept trying to make them (Assault on Precinct 13 is essentially a modern day western). He loved Hawks westerns in particular.

I would attribute it more to bloat that much else. There were A LOT of westerns made in the 40s and 50s, and most of them were crap. Not all of them were The Searchers or Rio Bravo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

215 dang, must suck when you spent all of antman trying to pretend majors was the next tom cruise.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (MLrvz)

216 JackStraw: "The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school."

S/he wasn't a real transgender.

Posted by: Alphabet People at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (aXxgO)

217 @174

>>mmm. Interesting point. I also like Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, though I'm still lukewarm on his first movie (it was OK). Still, with proper writing and setup, I could envision Dr. Strange being the tentpole character for Marvel Phases IV-VI, just as Tony Stark was the tentpole for Phases I-III.

Basically phase 4 and 5 should be building up and setting up for Galactus, and a final showdown between him, Silver Surfer, The Fantastic Four, The Avengers and a host of heros.

But that probably not what we are getting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (up/3i)

218 killer tranny?

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (geLO8)

219 The only Marvel character that has been consistent is Deadpool, it is not done through Marvel Studios.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (OgrpQ)

220 I think critical drinker did a thing on how fucking simping the media was over majors, like "whoa, this guy carried the movie and has redefined all our lives"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (MLrvz)

221 That would be an unexpected twist. I expected the opposite transition.


if she was taking testosterone it can really effect you - make you pretty aggressive

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (w0NJk)

222 Borracho is a drunk.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 27, 2023


***
"How DARE you call me that! That's my name, and I'll have you know -- What? It means what? -- Uh, okay, forget what I said."
( -- Senor Borracho)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (J2vNu)

223 they disappeared because the suits and the people writing the checks grew tired of them because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated

You don't think that's how the suits view superhero movies?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (eOEVl)

224 Disney is legally correct and can use the breach. But, they will end up paying her. No chance they totally tun on one of their own.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (CPGrd)

225 Westerns did not disappear because the general public grew tired of them, they disappeared because the suits and the people writing the checks grew tired of them because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:32 PM (up/3i)
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Woody : [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : That's it.
Woody : What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody : Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody : ...
[sighs]
Woody : I know how that feels.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (BTgKJ)

226 Interesting point. I also like Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange, though I'm still lukewarm on his first movie (it was OK). Still, with proper writing and setup, I could envision Dr. Strange being the tentpole character for Marvel Phases IV-VI, just as Tony Stark was the tentpole for Phases I-III.

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but he mayo person.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (MLrvz)

227 he/him pronouns but biologically female

artist/art student type
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:23 PM (w0NJk)

That would be an unexpected twist. I expected the opposite transition.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian



Its the testosterone.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (lTGtQ)

228 And they emasculated him in multiverse of madness just like they have done to their other crown pleasing male leads.

They have sunk their titanic and have no idea why. They are just rearranging woke deck chairs at this point while everything sinks.
Posted by: LizLem at March 27, 2023 04:34 PM (pD0Zp)
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That was the Multiverse of Madness and GRRRL Power and Oh By the Way, Dr. Strange Is In This Too.

I still enjoyed the movie to some degree.

But it's one of those movies that they could have solved at the start.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

229 Audrey was also Antifa

I know you're shocked! I almost - almost! - put that on my little list

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (w0NJk)

230 The US Army had hired Majors to do recruiting commercials, but those ads have now been pulled.

I think they are just on hold right now. The woman he allegedly battered has been paid off withdrew charges so maybe it was just a false rumor or she lied. But the AG is still pressing charges so I dunno what is going to happen with that or how they can.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (0hOvj)

231 When I culled my DVD collection recently, the only Marvel movies that survived were Iron Man and Captain America: The First Avenger

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (geLO8)

232 223 "they disappeared because the suits and the people writing the checks grew tired of them because the woke of that ere saw them as backwards and unsophisticated"

You don't think that's how the suits view superhero movies?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (eOEVl)

Superhero movies are woke and enlightened, or can be made to be. Westerns were colonialist or something.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (eYoxG)

233 228
But it's one of those movies that they could have solved at the start.
Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

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I liked the Sam Raimi moments, like Scarlet Witch killing everyone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

234 Avatar was the woke Tarzan.

It was also the woke Dances with Wolves. Come to think of it. Dances with Wolves was the woke Dances with Wolves.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

235 Eat it Disney, all of it.

Posted by: THe Biggest Putrid Dick In The World at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (DMyTF)

236 > King of the Hill is the least woke show playing on TV today.

The finale first aired 13 years ago.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (j2Xg6)

237 Sheila Jackleg Lee says she's running for mayor of Houston.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (sWM8x)

238 Speaking of Westerns, I saw The Wild Bunch for the first time this weekend. I don't know what to make of it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

239 207 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice.

You are a masochist of nearly unimaginable scale. I assume you typed this comment while hitting your own balls with a ball peen hammer and sitting on a fence post.

It's a story from the era of the pulps, which all the cool kids consider to be an era of unbridled toxic masculinity. And it takes place in darkest Africa, which could not possibly be portrayed in even a neutral light.
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All True. But Tarzan rocks. No one cares what the fags say. They want to be entertained and laugh. Duh.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (D8mow)

240 224 Disney is legally correct and can use the breach. But, they will end up paying her. No chance they totally tun on one of their own.


if they do that, they set a terrible precedent and shortly they will be cutting a whole ton of execs

they can't pay her off it would start a trend from Hell for them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (w0NJk)

241 231 When I culled my DVD collection recently, the only Marvel movies that survived were Iron Man and Captain America: The First Avenger
Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:37 PM (geLO

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Not the Captain America where is super power is pretending he's sick by the side of the road and stealing people's cars?

Do you even cinema, bro?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (LvTSG)

242 Is it only me, or do the LGBTQ-spectrum movie-making people always want to make superhero and/or crazy fantasy world movies for adults and kids? Not plain-old movies with non-LGBTQ characters that the audience can relate to, with an interesting plot. They work at forcing normal people to watch abnormal sh!t. We live in a totally crazy time.

Posted by: Granite at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

243 "Imagine the shitstorm if they race swapped Tarzan."

Lord Brownstoke?

Posted by: Jonathan Livingston Commentor at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (iayUP)

244 Social breakdown manifests itself in unexpected ways.

It is now very dangerous to park your car at Portland airport.

Cars parked in the outer lots are now routinely stolen or have their catalytic converters cut off, and even cars parked in the short-term parking garage frequently have their windows smashed and their contents ransacked.

The Port of Portland (which runs the airport) has largely given up - after all, Portland's Soros DA isn't going to prosecute anyone, so there is no point putting out bait cars or anything like that.

Oh, and the airport is the last stop on the light rail line, and the junkies have figured out that the airport is a nice warm spot out of the weather, so the first thing you may see taking the escalator down to baggage claim are some junkies nodding off next to baggage claim.

I'd call this Third World, but no Third World country would tolerate this at their airport.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (2tUFv)

245 Woody : [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector : That's it.
Woody : What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : The show was cancelled after that.
[Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
Woody : Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector : Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
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Woody: Fuckin' space toys!

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (krQz2)

246 It was also the woke Dances with Wolves. Come to think of it. Dances with Wolves was the woke Dances with Wolves.

Don't care - it was a good flick. I enjoyed Dances with Wolves quite a bit.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (nacfR)

247 Infinity War is a good, repeatable watch. Plus Ragnorok.

so, you got 4

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (MLrvz)

248 @155 Onward was worth leaving on in the background, but mostly forgettable.

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Onward was a love letter to people who played pencil and paper RPGs. If you're not part of that group, it was still alright. But it really wasn't aimed at you.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (U2tKK)

249 Was there ever a Tarzan movie that came anywhere near the book?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (lTGtQ)

250 I don't get it

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (geLO8)

251 >>> They started to make westerns that weren't westerns, but soap operas and after school specials in ten gallon hats, and people got sick of it.

Is this about me?

Posted by: Wild Wild West and Cowboys vs Aliens at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (7utrq)

252 I think Western movies disappeared in part because we didn't have a popular actor that was associated with Westerns. ( Tom Selleck could have been that guy but he was too much of a TV guy)

Last Western I saw was the Magnificent Seven remake.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (9A3LN)

253 Superhero movies are woke and enlightened, or can be made to be. Westerns were colonialist or something.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 04:38 PM (eYoxG)
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Well, since westerns usually portrayed Native Americans as "the bad guys" and the white settlers as "the good guys" there is definitely a colonialist vibe...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (YIVH2)

254 Like I said - choppy. I did enjoy Depp and Richards scenes. The Mermaids were sort of fucked up, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (D8mow)


They could have followed the Tim Powers' story more closely. That would have been far better than some stupid haunted light house. Imagine Capt. Sparrow trying to bullshit Master Carrefour or Baron Samhadi. Or even Blackbeard trying to make himself immortal. It is pure gold, it includes sawing up a bad guy and using him as a marionette to keep his henchmen from killing the hostages.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (xhaym)

255 238 Speaking of Westerns, I saw The Wild Bunch for the first time this weekend. I don't know what to make of it.
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Wow. Is this your first Peckinpah movie?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (D8mow)

256 "Imagine the shitstorm if they race swapped Tarzan."

Lord Brownstoke?
Posted by: Jonathan Livingston Commentor at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (iayUP)
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Only white people can be raised by apes!

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (krQz2)

257 Chris Evans played a convincing shitheel in that Russo Brothers action movie with Gosling.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (44ww/)

258
Its the testosterone


One of the first F to M trannies wrote a book about her experience (I don't think she got bottom surgery).

She noted she had a high sex drive but once they gave her the testosterone she had trouble restraining herself and committed that she didn't understand how men could deal being around a beautiful woman.

But now we pretend that hormones have basically no effect - its just an on/off switch for making you a woman or guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

259 Leftists always need to push out other Leftists to climb the ladder.

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (xhxe8)

260 I'd call this Third World, but no Third World country would tolerate this at their airport.

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our boomer parents were upset at first world problems so they gave us all 3rd wolrd problems

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (MLrvz)

261 It was also the woke Dances with Wolves. Come to think of it. Dances with Wolves was the woke Dances with Wolves.

Don't care - it was a good flick. I enjoyed Dances with Wolves quite a bit.


The sequel, Ruts with Buffalo, didn't do nearly as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (Bd6X8)

262 Lord Gaystroke

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (Vwz3I)

263 Chris Evan *IS* a shitheel so...not much acting.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

264 248 Onward was a love letter to people who played pencil and paper RPGs. If you're not part of that group, it was still alright. But it really wasn't aimed at you.
Posted by: junior at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (U2tKK)

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The weird thing about Onward is that it had two thematic ideas that were in direction contradiction to each other.

The fantasy parts were about looking behind into the past to find meaning, but the stuff with the dad was ultimately about looking forward into the future and moving on.

It made sense to me once I found out that it was originally a science fiction story that they changed in the writing process to be a fantasy story. The science fiction genre would have fit that dad story better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

265 It wasn't exactly monolithic.

Yeah it was a conflict, like the people who loved the cornpone hillbilly stuff like Green Acres and the people who wanted it all gone so they could air Streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (0hOvj)

266 It was also the woke Dances with Wolves. Come to think of it. Dances with Wolves was the woke Dances with Wolves.

Don't care - it was a good flick. I enjoyed Dances with Wolves quite a bit.
Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (nacfR)

Open Range >>>>>>>>>!Dances with Wolves

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (9A3LN)

267 I'm perplexed.

Is it that black men do actually seem to enjoy battering women or is it that black women like to claim black men have battered them ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (RHGPo)

268 Glaser responded. "Victoria, a gay Latina who had the courage to criticize Disney, was silenced."

Left on left infighting. You go woke Disney and this is what you will have to deal with.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

269 I think Western movies disappeared in part because we didn't have a popular actor that was associated with Westerns. ( Tom Selleck could have been that guy but he was too much of a TV guy).

I think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (nacfR)

270 Chris Evans played a convincing shitheel in that Russo Brothers action movie with Gosling.

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what a weird thing that was.

"Let's call it the Grey Man."

"oh sounds cool, like those guys who disappear into the crowd?"

"uh, no why would you ask that?"

"they why call it Grey Man?"

"shut up"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (MLrvz)

271 Meade Lux Lewis: "Sheila Jackleg Lee says she's running for mayor of Houston."

Pray for Houston. Or should I say pray harder?

That nimrod in an executive position. My advice: flee.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (aXxgO)

272 The sequel, Ruts with Buffalo, didn't do nearly as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM (Bd6X

That was also the sequel to "Debbie Does Dallas".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (9UlRk)

273 I'd call this Third World, but no Third World country would tolerate this at their airport.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:39 PM (2tUFv)
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Yup. Their domestic power class doesn't want to see that shit when they travel, and they certainly don't want visiting foreigners to have that be the first impression.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

274 Avatar is a sci-fi Dances with Wolves. Apocalypto is just Die Hard in pre-Columbian South America.

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (geLO8)

275 She noted she had a high sex drive but once they gave her the testosterone she had trouble restraining herself and committed that she didn't understand how men could deal being around a beautiful woman.

Right?

Posted by: Toaster guy at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (eOEVl)

276 Disney possibly discovered she had used a Disney corporate jet to fly to London for the BAFTA event, but only promoted her project. Use of Disney assets for activities banned by her contract would be a winner for The Mouse.

Posted by: EveR at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (MUpk6)

277 Another website has a post that says NBC is reporting that the shooter is Audrey Hale.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (xxG/v)

278 If that is the shooter, she looks like Millie Bobby Brown's disgruntled, lesbian sister.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (j2Xg6)

279 They keep remaking Dances with Wolves and calling it other things...

District 9, The Last Samurai, etc.

Leftists love nothing more then the idea of being the white guy/girl that saves the minority group from the other evil white people.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (lc5cP)

280 I would attribute it more to bloat that much else. There were A LOT of westerns made in the 40s and 50s, and most of them were crap. Not all of them were The Searchers or Rio Bravo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023


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There were scads of Western TV series in the '50s, with only two half-hours rising to the top, The Rifleman and Have Gun -- Will Travel. Bonanza and Rawhide along with Gunsmoke were hour-long shows (though GS began as a half hour).

Movies, yeah, there were a lot of competent but unexciting films being churned out in the '40s and '50s. You'll see a lot of them on the Grit channel. There was B-movie cream that rose, like Face of a Fugitive w/ Fred MacMurray, but a lot of it was uninspired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (J2vNu)

281 May have been a tranny. This seems informed.

https://bit.ly/3ZprDEi

ProudArmyBrat@leslibless
Nashville school shooter is a he/him transgender named Audrey Hale. Used to be Aiden Hale. DOB 3/24/95

Photo at link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (FVME7)

282 Is it that black men do actually seem to enjoy battering women or is it that black women like to claim black men have battered them ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (RHGPo)


He got weed! He got weed!

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (gmo/4)

283 I'd call this Third World, but no Third World country would tolerate this at their airport.

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yeah maybe this is the second world experience.

criminals, drugs, poverty, but also political repression in favor of criminals and poverty.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (MLrvz)

284 Last Western I saw was the Magnificent Seven remake.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM


AKA the remake of the remake of The Seven Samurai.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (a3Q+t)

285 274 Avatar is a sci-fi Dances with Wolves. Apocalypto is just Die Hard in pre-Columbian South America.
Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (geLO

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Avatar is Ferngully: The Last Rainforest.

It's pretty much the exact same plot. The exact same. There's even a bit where the hero and his girl wake up with a bulldozer coming down on them to tear down trees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

286 Wow. Is this your first Peckinpah movie?

Pretty much. I've seen part of Straw Dogs. That's it, though I had not realized that was his.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (ppBhU)

287 I think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.
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Robert Duvall is good in any movie he's in. He is a scene stealer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (D8mow)

288 Disney should do a movie where Fat Albert and The Gang adopt a white kids from the burbs and teach him the ways of the ghetto and how to do rape like Bill Cosby.

Hey, hey, hey!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 27, 2023 04:44 PM (GlyUK)

289
Is This Something?

No, but the question should be: Is This Real?

As the lady says: Check this out.

https://youtu.be/v4qfWknMJMA?t=5

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:44 PM (b6U3/)

290 "Everyone knows public domain characters, so it's not interesting to do public domain characters as you've always known them. The only way to do them is the do a twist!"

"Cool. Now, um, who's Tarzan?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

Incidentally, Tarzan was an example (I don't know if the first) of someone milking a concept for EVERYTHING. Borroughs wrote, I think, 27 Tarzan books.

TWENTY SEVEN. I read the first 5 or 6. The first three were good (first two were one complete story. Third was an interesting twist of going back to Africa to save his wife against people with a grudge against him. 4 was, effectively, son of Tarzan. 5 I think was when Tarzan got hit in the head and got amnesia so he could be Tarzan again... At that point I gave up.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:44 PM (N1tpc)

291 think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.
Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:41 PM (nacfR)

He played bad guys when he was younger.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:44 PM (9A3LN)

292 I think Western movies disappeared in part because we didn't have a popular actor that was associated with Westerns. ( Tom Selleck could have been that guy but he was too much of a TV guy).

I think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.
Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023


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Sam Elliott is another actor who was born just too late to star in the Westerns of the '50s, TV or movie. He and Selleck had a nice turn as brothers in The Shadow Riders.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)

293 A straight up Tarzan movie would be nice.
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A non-gay Tarzan? In this day and age?!

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (krQz2)

294 280 Movies, yeah, there were a lot of competent but unexciting films being churned out in the '40s and '50s. You'll see a lot of them on the Grit channel. There was B-movie cream that rose, like Face of a Fugitive w/ Fred MacMurray, but a lot of it was uninspired.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:42 PM (J2vNu)

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Westerns were grist for the mill of B-movie production from the early days of the sound era. They were made dirt cheap with low talent and designed to be actual B-movies, the bottom half of bills that got packaged all together into block billing that theaters had to purchase if they wanted the A-list stuff. (The Paramount Accords made this practice illegal, along with direct ownership of theaters by studios.)

There were A LOT of westerns, and I think it just kind of became the stuff your dad watched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

295 Last Western I saw was the Magnificent Seven remake.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:40 PM

Dumm da da dumm ddaaa daa daa daa dadadadum...
Greatest song EVER for a theme song. Makes you want to don a cowboy hat, your 6 shooter, Henry rifle and head out onto the range.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (GwxCX)

296 Apocalypto had an odd roll out.

First the left tried to claim it was a comment on the WoT and tried boosting it...then they realized that it was putting a lie to the "the mezo-Americans were peaceful and lived with nature until the Spaniard showed up" message they were trying to send.

It is a good movie though - Gibson has issues but he is talented.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (lc5cP)

297
Do you realize how many things have to Go Perfectly Right for that car to flip over??

Literally billions of things have to go right. Literally. Billions.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (b6U3/)

298 Robert Duvall is good in any movie he's in. He is a scene stealer.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (D8mow)


Yeah. He's just one of those dudes. I view Denzel Washington the same way - he just takes over a scene. I'm sure part of it is picking good parts, part of it is a whole lot of talent. Either way, if they're in it - it's probably at least decent.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (nacfR)

299 Is Elon Musk's Growing Global Influence A Dilemma For The White House?

“What are we all worried about? Elon Musk goes out and buys an outfit that sends and spews lies all across the world”

.. depending on whether it "sends and spews lies all across the world" before or after he buys it seems to be the actual issue here.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (RHGPo)

300 Me Tarzan! You Jaimie!

Posted by: Woke Diverse Tarzan with Latino Boyfriend at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (krQz2)

301 286 Wow. Is this your first Peckinpah movie?

Pretty much. I've seen part of Straw Dogs. That's it, though I had not realized that was his.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:43 PM (ppBhU)

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The Ballad of Cable Hogue is a nice, gentle Peckinpah film, if you're interested.

I think his best movie is Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

302 221 That would be an unexpected twist. I expected the opposite transition.


if she was taking testosterone it can really effect you - make you pretty aggressive
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (w0NJk)

And female to male transitioners are always nuts (b/c there's no benefit over just being lesbian)...the other way tends to include many more "grifters"...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 27, 2023 04:46 PM (exHjb)

303 think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.
Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023
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He played bad guys when he was younger.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023


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On stage he was the original Harry Roat Jr., the scary criminal in Wait Until Dark, played by Alan Arkin in the Audrey Hepburn film. Lee Remick played Suzy the blind lady.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

304
1. That specific wheel to come off that specific moment.
2. That specific car to be in that specific location travelling at that specific speed at that specific moment.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (b6U3/)

305 I think his best movie is Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
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Yes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (D8mow)

306 Makes you want to don a cowboy hat, your 6 shooter, Henry rifle and head out onto the range.

Don't. You'll shoot your eye out.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (eOEVl)

307 Selleck and Sam Elliot did a bunch of TV westerns and they were pretty good, all of them. There have been some good westerns put out like Appaloosa, Unvorgiven, Silverado, Open Range, etc that came out after the Western "died" but its rare now. The western flooded TV, radio, and movie screens for like 15 years, and while people complain about too many superhero movies, there were several a MONTH coming out back then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (0hOvj)

308 I rewatched The Wild Bunch recently (had been years since I'd seen it) and I thought it held up surprisingly well. It's fun to see good actors at the top of their game, and that one has a stellar cast. It's a kind of farewell to the western; a movie about the end of the old west, and the men who were in it, made at the end of westerns being a big thing. It's a fitting goodbye, for the characters, for the actors, and for the genre.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (trdmm)

309 305 I think his best movie is Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
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Yes.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (D8mow)

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So weird (Benny starts an actual, existential conversation with a head in a bag), but so touching at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

310 @258 She noted she had a high sex drive but once they gave her the testosterone she had trouble restraining herself and committed that she didn't understand how men could deal being around a beautiful woman.

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There was a woman who wrote something similar a while back (over a decade now). She had to take testosterone as a treatment for some issue I can't recall. She later wrote that while she was taking it, she felt the urge to jump the bones of literally every single man she saw, even if the guy was just walking past her residence.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (U2tKK)

311 Sheila Jackleg Lee says she's running for mayor of Houston.

What could possibly go wrong that hasn't already gone wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (Xrfse)

312 Last Western I saw was the Magnificent Seven remake.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023


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I saw the last 10 minutes of it on Grit this weekend. Chris Pratt is amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (J2vNu)

313 The ranch hand Lloyd on Yellowstone. Was wondering about him and said to my wife, that guy actually looks, walks and talks like an actual cowboy. Turns out, he is/was. That's how they found him. He was an extra in some stuff and there you go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (GwxCX)

314 The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) today sued Binance Holding Ltd., alleging it violated U.S. rules on futures and derivatives trading — despite the fact that Binance has no formal presence in the U.S.

The lawsuit alleges that despite Binance formally preventing American users from using the exchange, it continued to solicit U.S. customers, as well as assisting them in evading compliance controls.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (RHGPo)

315 I dont think Westerns do all that well overseas.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (CPGrd)

316 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2023 04:33 PM


I'm just curious how they will blame DeSantis.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (xttsV)

317 "Lee Majors >>> Jonathon Majors"

Not fair, you started with the best Majors!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (CwhoI)

318 308 I rewatched The Wild Bunch recently (had been years since I'd seen it) and I thought it held up surprisingly well. It's fun to see good actors at the top of their game, and that one has a stellar cast. It's a kind of farewell to the western; a movie about the end of the old west, and the men who were in it, made at the end of westerns being a big thing. It's a fitting goodbye, for the characters, for the actors, and for the genre.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (trdmm)

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John Wayne saw it and said the western genre died with it. Not in a bad way, but in a way that said the film gave a finality to what the western was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

319 We need some common-sense tranny control laws in this country.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (xxG/v)

320 It is a good movie though - Gibson has issues but he is talented.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (lc5cP)
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Gibson is the only guy I can remember that tried to mix Italian Impressionism into a Passion Play, oh yeah, in Aramaic.

The guy has chops.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (krQz2)

321 @289

>>No, but the question should be: Is This Real?

Oh, it's very real and a very good demonstration of what bad luck meeting angular momentum, rotational inertia and rotational velocity looks like.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (up/3i)

322
It's like a scene from CHiPs, minus the fifty-car pileup.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (b6U3/)

323 Last Tarzan movie I had showed Tarzan and some bimbo chased by a sheikh across the Sahara which ended abruptly and became deepest jungle (like within about 20 feet. Sand dunes, towering jungle canopy. Tarzan then encountered a male lion, a multi-tentacled man-eating plant, and a deep cave with a giant marionette-like spider. Plus some very revealing Tarzan ape-man loincloth side butt. I was surprised a testicle didn't inadvertently pop out. Or advertently for that matter. I was mesmerized.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (ykeLU)

324 On stage he was the original Harry Roat Jr., the scary criminal in Wait Until Dark, played by Alan Arkin in the Audrey Hepburn film. Lee Remick played Suzy the blind lady.
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His first movie was To Kill a Mockingbird. He played Boo Radley.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (D8mow)

325 Sheila Jackleg Lee says she's running for mayor of Houston.

What could possibly go wrong that hasn't already gone wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:47 PM (Xrfse)

Mexico somehow gets control of Texas back and immediately pawns it off to China for beer money.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (9UlRk)

326 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.

Meh, they made everyone forget the Uvalde shooter was a tranny...and a dreamer.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

327 I get Avatar and How To Train Your Dragon confused. The action sequences are kind of similar.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 27, 2023 04:29 PM (ykeLU)

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

Let's not be slandering the greatest children's movies of the past decade-ish.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (N1tpc)

328 Another website has a post that says NBC is reporting that the shooter is Audrey Hale.
Posted by: Sasquatch

_____

This is Audrey, used to be Aiden Hale, right.? M to F tranny with Daddy issues. Used to be a student at the school.

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (tQL7r)

329 315 I dont think Westerns do all that well overseas.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (CPGrd)

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In the 50s, Howard Hawks was in Europe during a lull in his career when he noticed that character driven western shows from the US were all the rage on the continent. That's when he decided to make Rio Bravo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

330 >>> When I culled my DVD collection recently, the only Marvel movies that survived were Iron Man and Captain America: The First Avenger

Second captain America was a really good political thriller. Hydra had taken over Shield and wears it as a smiley face skin suit.

No, this doesn't parallel real life at all!

Posted by: LizLem at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (Swdj5)

331 303 think Robert Duvall was born for Westerns - but got into the Lonesome Dove stuff too late to be the leading man.
Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023
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He played bad guys when he was younger.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023

He played a good Ned Pepper in the first True Grit, opposite John Wayne.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (trdmm)

332 https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/ 1640445241508372490
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 27, 2023 04:35 PM (w0NJk)

Draino commits the error of using "their" to describe the nutbar's LinkedIn account. No, dimwit, it's "her" account. Or if you want to be suitably contemptuous, "Its account".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (tkR6S)

333 Yeah. He's just one of those dudes. I view Denzel Washington the same way - he just takes over a scene. I'm sure part of it is picking good parts, part of it is a whole lot of talent. Either way, if they're in it - it's probably at least decent.

Have you seen a picture of him lately? Denzel is getting LARGER!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (eOEVl)

334 What made the remake of The Magnificent Seven more enjoyable is having knowledge of Bass Reeves.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (9A3LN)

335 Last Western I saw was the Magnificent Seven remake.
Posted by: polynikes

I just watched that and liked it. I am going to watch the 1960's original playing on Sunday with Yul Brynner, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach, Robert Vaughn, etc. Have a feeling that I may like this one better.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

336 327 HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

Let's not be slandering the greatest children's movies of the past decade-ish.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (N1tpc)

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How to Train Your Dragon 2 makes me verklempt a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

337 There may be western movies.
There may also be country music,
but western music is as dead as Harry Reid.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (RHGPo)

338 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

339 No one needs more than one tranny a month.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (DhOHl)

340 Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

I liked the remake but the original is much better.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (9A3LN)

341 The Left is like one of those zombie pararsites that takes over its host, eating them from the insides out, until it finally erupts into a despoiled creation of useless grotesqueness. They can't build anything from scratch; they must attack a functioning entity and then corrupt it incrementally.

And what are our corporations doing? Inoculating themselves against the parasite? Au contraire. They're hiring more DEI idiots to self-infest.

Posted by: red speck at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (Ny/Va)

342 338 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

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Flight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

343 @338

>>Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?

Question, has Denzel Washington ever made an objectively bad film?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (up/3i)

344
Suicide/homicide - a two headed coin that only occasionally (thankfully) comes up homicide. But why encourage boys or girls to enter that playing field of a 40% suicide rate of trannies?

Somebody listening/reading - follow the money and report. Who the hell is paying for removal of genitalia? I'm sure it's not my local State Farm agent. They're good hands people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (enJYY)

345 New concept: the Querorocracy.
An organization or society built on disagreeableness.
Also sounds like "queer."

Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (oyhaL)

346 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw


He's gonna be memory holed before evening is my bet.

Posted by: Prime Sister at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (tQL7r)

347 The Professionals is a better movie than the Wild Bunch IMHO.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (gmo/4)

348 The America of the 50s didn't have school shootings.

If you really give a shit about getting rid of school shootings that means going back to the culture of the 50s...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)

349 343 Question, has Denzel Washington ever made an objectively bad film?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (up/3i)

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I do not like the Equalizer movies at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

350 This is Audrey, used to be Aiden Hale, right.? M to F tranny with Daddy issues. Used to be a student at the school.
Posted by: Prime Sister at March 27, 2023 04:49 PM (tQL7r)

******

Correct. I was just repeating what NBC had reported. I didn't know Aiden Hale's first name at that time, but this is how I'll refer to him in the future now that I do know.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (xxG/v)

351 Sam Elliott is another actor who was born just too late to star in the Westerns of the '50s, TV or movie. He and Selleck had a nice turn as brothers in The Shadow Riders.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (J2vNu)
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Sam Elliot is at his most Western in "Gettysburg".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (2hlEI)

352 > Incidentally, Tarzan was an example (I don't know if the first) of someone milking a concept for EVERYTHING. Borroughs wrote, I think, 27 Tarzan books.

I was in middle school when a librarian asked our class if they had heard of Tarzan. Everyone had. Then she asked if we knew it was a book series. A good percentage knew that. She then asked if anyone knew the author's name. Nobody knew it.

The librarian pointed out that Tarzan was a massive hit when it came out, but almost no kids know about the author anymore.

I don't remember what her point was. Maybe it was that doing something well known and popular doesn't guarantee fame?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (j2Xg6)

353 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

Trick question.

It's the Equalizer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (9UlRk)

354 Incidentally, Tarzan was an example (I don't know if the first) of someone milking a concept for EVERYTHING. Borroughs wrote, I think, 27 Tarzan books.

TWENTY SEVEN. I read the first 5 or 6. The first three were good (first two were one complete story. Third was an interesting twist of going back to Africa to save his wife against people with a grudge against him. 4 was, effectively, son of Tarzan. 5 I think was when Tarzan got hit in the head and got amnesia so he could be Tarzan again... At that point I gave up.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 27, 2023


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No. 6 was a collection of short stories about Tarzan's life in the jungle before white people came. He accidentally gets drunk on fermented berries and challenges the moon to a battle.

Eight sent him to an undiscovered world (which happened a lot) in a valley in Africa with still-living dinosaurs. After that, yes, they get a little dull except for Tarzan's Quest (Jane is aboard a plane that crashes in the jungle, and she shows the passengers how to survive!) and The City of Gold, No. 17 or so, that is very exciting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (J2vNu)

355 What made the remake of The Magnificent Seven more enjoyable is having knowledge of Bass Reeves.

Made even more incredible by the fact that The Watchmen hadn't even been created yet - let alone the TV spinoff.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (nacfR)

356 Also sounds like "queer."
Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (oyhaL)
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Bonus points.

Posted by: 21st Century at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (krQz2)

357
Wow, how Hilarious is it that the Wheel, still rolling, catches up to the flipped car and hits it AGAIN!!

https://youtu.be/v4qfWknMJMA?t=17

That wheel is such a fucking jerk!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (b6U3/)

358 Tombstone is one of those modern westerns I can watch over and over. Peak Val Kilmer.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (OgrpQ)

359 Flight.

Hmm. One of my least favorites. Guess we all have different perspectives!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (Xrfse)

360 I would like Jonathan Majors better if they weren't trying so very hard to make him the Next Big Thing. Hollywood keeps trying this over and over with actors who you barely remember the name of now and it almost never works. I think Scarlett Johansson was the last one it worked with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (0hOvj)

361 346 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw


Is there proof of this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (bs+z0)

362 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)


Glory

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

363 The Professionals is a better movie than the Wild Bunch IMHO.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023


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I enjoyed what I saw of the former this weekend -- Grit was having a Burt Lancaster Sunday. Professionals seems to have some humor in it, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (J2vNu)

364 Still amazing how these useless wastes of flesh get high-ranking jobs in huge companies for big big money, when it's obvious they're fuckups and are going to be nothing but a liability.

Posted by: Gay Latinaium is a powerful shield at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (0avLl)

365 Maybe DIeney could take another attempt at John Carter, but get the wardrobe to match up more closely to what is described in Burrough's books.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (TNyrE)

366 Disney

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (TNyrE)

367 I thought the first Equalizer was okay, the second not okay. But it's another example of an IP where someone along the way should have just said, "Why? Who's the market for an Equalizer reboot?"

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (ppBhU)

368 Americans in 1963: I wonder what things will be like in the far future of 2023? Will we vacation on other planets? Have solved disease? Have robots doing all our physical labor?

The far future of 2023: Female to male tranny shoots up a school because her class mates wouldn't have sex with her. Err him. Uh...zer?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (lc5cP)

369 It is a good movie though - Gibson has issues but he is talented.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (lc5cP)


some meso-american archeologists hated it, but what can you do?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (xhaym)

370 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)


Glory

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

Training Day

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (OgrpQ)

371 " The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw"

If true I'm sure she was "bullied" and "harassed" by Bible people.

Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (oyhaL)

372 Question, has Denzel Washington ever made an objectively bad film?

The worst I can think of was Book of Eli - but I wouldn't call it bad. Just not as good as the rest.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (nacfR)

373 I liked Training Day.

It also has one of my top all time favorite scenes. When Denzel leaves Ethan Hawks alone with the gang bangers . Intense.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (9A3LN)

374 I quite like Remember the Titans.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (krQz2)

375 Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023


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Fallen is one of the creepiest fantasy films ever made.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (J2vNu)

376 Wow, I just got in and see the "president" was cracking jokes, talking about ice cream and hitting on children when he was supposed to be addressing the school shooting? He said something was... and then "well anyway" and wandered off. How in holy hell is the media going to spin this one?

100% classic dementia.

https://youtu.be/A-yPlUXq19U

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (zB/T/)

377
One of the comic guys, Graham Nolan maybe, was just talking about how he grew up thinking Tarazan was a shithead, and it was only when he read a comic, which led him to Burroughs' work, he realized Tarzan was a smart, bad ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (b6U3/)

378 @349

>>I do not like the Equalizer movies at all.

I mean, they are no Malcolm X or Mo Better Blues but they were fun and Denzel is good in everything he is in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (up/3i)

379 Question, has Denzel Washington ever made an objectively bad film?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (up/3i)

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I thought it was rather unfortunate of Kenneth Branagh to place him and the other Hollywood actors up against the RSC heavyweights in Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel et al are not Shakespearians.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (BTgKJ)

380 >>>I would like Jonathan Majors better if they weren't trying so very hard to make him the Next Big Thing.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: George Lazenby at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (CwhoI)

381 Just curious. Did Joetato mention the Nashville shooter was a gender confused mental case, with daddy issues who deliberately violated firearms laws in order to, with forethought and malice, murder a caretaker for his keys to open a school door to murder children and teachers because he/him didn't like what Christianity has to say about two genders? Did I miss that?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (IaTa3)

382 Nashville school shooter is a he/him transgender named Audrey Hale.

I called it.

Remember, this will keep happening until trannys get to completely control public discourse.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (2tUFv)

383 382 Nashville school shooter is a he/him transgender named Audrey Hale.

I called it.

Remember, this will keep happening until trannys get to completely control public discourse.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (2tUFv)

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"Democrats are the REAL transphobes!"
-NRO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

384 "Why? Who's the market for an Equalizer reboot?"
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (ppBhU)
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As I recall, the Mad Magazine parody of the television show was "The Tranquilizer" and played around with the idea that the show--and the main character--was boring...(I never watched it myself, as I was just a wee lad when it came out).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (YIVH2)

385 Maybe DIeney could take another attempt at John Carter, but get the wardrobe to match up more closely to what is described in Burrough's books.

Yes of the many disappointing things in the recent movie was that Dejah Thoris's top firmly stayed on and was at no point what you might describe as "diaphanous"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (lc5cP)

386 It's the Equalizer.

Disappointing ending; Man on Fire was better overall. But yeah Denzel has done meh stuff. I mean HE's great in all of them but he did some bad movies.

Virtuosity, Heart Condition, Carbon Copy, Hurricane were not good movies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)

387 The exodus out of Portland, Oregon continues. Businesses are closing and residents are moving out of town. The latest casualty is the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain.

Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

388 Wow, how Hilarious is it that the Wheel, still rolling, catches up to the flipped car and hits it AGAIN!!

https://youtu.be/v4qfWknMJMA?t=17

That wheel is such a fucking jerk!!


Obviously the wheel was sent to kill the Black car by the white truck. Straight up automotive racism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 27, 2023 04:57 PM (Bd6X8)

389 I must amend my remark about Flight. Denzell portrayed an alcoholic pretty convincingly. I also enjoyed his redemption at the end.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:57 PM (Xrfse)

390 ProudArmyBrat@leslibless
Nashville school shooter is a he/him transgender named Audrey Hale. Used to be Aiden Hale. DOB 3/24/95
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Weirdo City.

I guess we'll have to wait the 24 hours for it all to come out.

Still, whether it was F to M or M to F -- still a nut.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 04:57 PM (Vwz3I)

391 Just curious. Did Joetato mention the Nashville shooter was a gender confused mental case, with daddy issues who deliberately violated firearms laws in order to, with forethought and malice, murder a caretaker for his keys to open a school door to murder children and teachers because he/him didn't like what Christianity has to say about two genders? Did I miss that?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (IaTa3)


I figured it HAS to be something like that - probably a POC to boot? They don't know how to spin it. I was just in shock seeing the WH reaction - I thought it was some "funny" editing from another event. I'm sick of a potato in a tie as the face of the country.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 27, 2023 04:57 PM (zB/T/)

392 Wow, I just got in and see the "president" was cracking jokes, talking about ice cream and hitting on children when he was supposed to be addressing the school shooting? He said something was... and then "well anyway" and wandered off. How in holy hell is the media going to spin this one? ...
Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (zB/T/)
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They just won't cover it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 04:57 PM (t0OGg)

393 369 It is a good movie though - Gibson has issues but he is talented.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:45 PM (lc5cP)

some meso-american archeologists hated it, but what can you do?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 04:54 PM (xhaym)

When I first saw it, I kept thinking "I know this movie - why?" Then realized a lot of it was a scene for scene remake of "The Naked Prey" with Cornel Wilde, shifted back a couple centuries and set in Central America rather than Africa. Well it was a good movie to copy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (trdmm)

394 "Nashville school shooter is a he/him transgender named Audrey Hale...."

Will it be added to the domestic terrorism committed by the LGBTQ, or included in the numbers for "domestic white extremism"?

Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (oyhaL)

395 I thought it was rather unfortunate of Kenneth Branagh to place him and the other Hollywood actors up against the RSC heavyweights in Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel et al are not Shakespearians.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (BTgKJ)
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Denzel did OK. Keanu Reeves...well, Prince John doesn't have a lot of scenes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (2hlEI)

396 The ranch hand Lloyd on Yellowstone. Was wondering about him and said to my wife, that guy actually looks, walks and talks like an actual cowboy. Turns out, he is/was. That's how they found him. He was an extra in some stuff and there you go.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 27, 2023


***
Like '50s-'70s actor Ben Johnson.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (J2vNu)

397 I really like Inside Man and The Little Things.

The guy probably has more good movies than any other male lead outn there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (ppBhU)

398 One of my favorite Denzel movies is Unstoppable.

For some reason, that's a mid-level movie that just sticks in my memory.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (krQz2)

399 Question, has Denzel Washington ever made an objectively bad film?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 04:51 PM (up/3i)

Same could be said about Cruise. The only explanation I have is being picky on script selection and/or actually knowing their audience.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (BdMk6)

400 the Nashville shooter was a gender confused mental case, with daddy issues who deliberately violated firearms laws in order to, with forethought and malice, murder a caretaker for his keys to open a school door to murder children and teachers because he/him didn't like what Christianity has to say about two genders? Did I miss that?

Posted by: Marcus T




The truth will not be tolerated.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (lTGtQ)

401 The exodus out of Portland, Oregon continues. Businesses are closing and residents are moving out of town.

Yep - unfortunately, moving the airport to a suburban jurisdiction where the laws are actually enforced is more difficult.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (2tUFv)

402 > The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw


I disagree- they'll find a way to disown he/she/it
Nothing can harm the narrative

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (geLO8)

403 You know who does great with Shakespearean dialogue?

Billy Crystal as the gravedigger in Hamlet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)

404 What made the remake of The Magnificent Seven more enjoyable is having knowledge of Bass Reeves.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM


Somebody should tell Danzel about him

Posted by: Art Mullen at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (xttsV)

405 can we ditch all the letters and just go back to queers and cross dressers? its so much easier

Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (DB6tu)

406
The stupid fake news actress said "minor injuries and no arrests were made."

Arrests for WHAT?? What a stupid thing to say.
And why "arrests" in the plural??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (b6U3/)

407 I guess another Pirates of the Caribbean is a non starter? Too many white pipo.
Posted by: Pudinhead


They were going to reboot it with all whamen power but it got canned.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (jzzG8)

408 Denzel did OK. Keanu Reeves...well, Prince John doesn't have a lot of scenes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (2hlEI)
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I never saw Ted played so dark.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (krQz2)

409 I really liked Book of Eli, personally.

I thought it was rather unfortunate of Kenneth Branagh to place him and the other Hollywood actors up against the RSC heavyweights in Much Ado About Nothing. Denzel et al are not Shakespearians.

That was on purpose. The play is a spoof, its mocking earnest dramas, with the main character literally named Hero. Brannagh deliberately cast the wrong people in a bunch of roles like Keanu Reeves, because that's what the play is about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (0hOvj)

410 The worst I can think of was Book of Eli

Heh. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (Xrfse)

411 Of course....the Linked in profile of shooter identifies as a male.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (NpAcC)

412 "Terminated when she refused to do something she believed was reprehensible."

What she thought was reprehensible was shutting up.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (+DS2f)

413 Nashville shooter was a 28 yo female. That's all they're releasing right now. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (DMyTF)

414 My favorite Denzel movie is Crimson Tide.
And he's my least favorite character in the movie.

Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (oyhaL)

415 I thought Denzel did alright in Much Ado About Nothing. Certainly better than Keanu Reeves or Michael Keaton using his Beetlejuice voice.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (CwhoI)

416 Same could be said about Cruise. The only explanation I have is being picky on script selection and/or actually knowing their audience.

Valkyrie was ok but Cruise was TERRIBLE in it. Fortunately he had great, serious actors all around him, but that was not a role he was at all believable in.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (lc5cP)

417 You know who does great with Shakespearean dialogue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Hitler?

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

418 The latest casualty is the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain.
Posted by: SMOD at March 27, 2023 04:56 PM (RHGPo)


Their demographic left the left side of OR many years ago. Probably a good move overall, the crime was just the straw. They'll do fantastic in Greater Idaho.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (zB/T/)

419 Will it be added to the domestic terrorism committed by the LGBTQ, or included in the numbers for "domestic white extremism"?
Posted by: Zek at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (oyhaL)
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If the reports are true, it will be neither.

It will be another tragic example of a gun nut under the influence of toxic masculinity perpetrating a mass shooting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

420 We need some common-sense tranny control laws in this country.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 27, 2023 04:48 PM (xxG/v)

Perhaps AAMCO should merge with Truly Nolen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (tkR6S)

421 ***
Like '50s-'70s actor Ben Johnson.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (J2vNu)

IIRC, Ben Johnson was Henry Fonda's stunt double in Fort Apache. He did something on set one day that caught John Ford's eye and Ford made him an actor.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (BTgKJ)

422
The killer was a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (b6U3/)

423 Everything was good about the Equalizer until the end IMHO. It went a little over the top .

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (9A3LN)

424 417 You know who does great with Shakespearean dialogue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Hitler?
Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2)

========

You've not heard Shakespeare until you've heard it in the original German. Or Klingon for that matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

425 My favorite Denzel movie is Crimson Tide.
And he's my least favorite character in the movie.


Another guy on my "it's gonna' be good" list - Gene Hackman. And yeah, I really liked Crimson Tide, seen it a few times. As well as Glory.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (nacfR)

426 Nashville shooter was a 28 yo female. That's all they're releasing right now. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (DMyTF)
****
Evidently they are saying she identifies as a he in social media

Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (NpAcC)

427 The left is going to melt down over a transgender shooter murdering kids in a school.
Posted by: JackStraw




What story? There is no story, comrade.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (lTGtQ)

428
The killer was a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter


Nuts. Or nuts?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (enJYY)

429 Just curious. Did Joetato mention the Nashville shooter was a gender confused mental case, with daddy issues who deliberately violated firearms laws in order to, with forethought and malice, murder a caretaker for his keys to open a school door to murder children and teachers because he/him didn't like what Christianity has to say about two genders? Did I miss that?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 04:55 PM (IaTa3)

NO IT'S ALL TAKE GUNS AWAY FROM RESPONSIBLE CITIZENS.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (gmo/4)

430 Same could be said about Cruise. The only explanation I have is being picky on script selection and/or actually knowing their audience.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (BdMk6)

Dark Universal's The Mummy. It had so much potential and was the movie to kick off the reboot of the Universal Monsters franchise. It was absolute shit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (OgrpQ)

431
IIRC, Ben Johnson was Henry Fonda's stunt double in Fort Apache. He did something on set one day that caught John Ford's eye and Ford made him an actor.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023


***
He had several great turns as different, memorable characters on Have Gun -- Will Travel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (J2vNu)

432 The killer was a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter
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*opens and closes mouth*

Posted by: Ms. Swan at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (krQz2)

433 You know who does great with Shakespearean dialogue?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
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Hitler?
Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:00 PM (krQz2

Hitler in Jo Jo Rabbit could have pulled it off.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (9A3LN)

434 28?

Does Nashville have Starbucks with over educated and deeply in debt baristas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (O636P)

435 The Equalizer is a Gyno-American now

I think

Posted by: DB - planning the escape at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (geLO8)

436 Valkyrie was ok but Cruise was TERRIBLE in it. Fortunately he had great, serious actors all around him, but that was not a role he was at all believable in.

He did his job keeping your attention on the movie. I mean, they warped history and miscast him as badly as playing Reacher, but it was an enjoyable movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (0hOvj)

437 I wonder how many Brendan Frazier/Rachel Weisz The Mummy sequels we would have had if some producer hadn't decided to grope Frazier?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (lc5cP)

438 The Left is like one of those zombie pararsites

-
Elon Musk comments.

https://bit.ly/3JS5wk8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (FVME7)

439 NY Post had a few pictures of Gene Hackman a couple of weeks ago at a fast food restaurant in Santa Fe. In his 90s and looking old obviously, but still driving. Hasn't made a movie since 2004.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (xPl2J)

440
The "first" "female" shooter, you guys!

"Historic!"

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (b6U3/)

441 Just for the record, I have no problem with taking away access to guns for anyone who decides they are the wrong sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)

442 > The X-People.

"Xx". Like "Latinx".


Unless they're also trannies, in which case they're "ex-X-Men" or "X-Women who somehow still have XY chromosomes and a suspicious bulge in their spandex, but totally still get to shower with the cis-woman X-Women".

Posted by: Kareen Abdul-Jabbar at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (bW8dp)

443 434 28?

Does Nashville have Starbucks with over educated and deeply in debt baristas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (O636P)

It's a music/entertainment town isn't it? So yeah probably.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (eYoxG)

444 ID of murderer is out: Audrey Hale who uses "he/him" pronouns.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (PWI4f)

445 >>422
The killer was a man.
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Oh, the killer had a dick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (DMyTF)

446 430 Same could be said about Cruise. The only explanation I have is being picky on script selection and/or actually knowing their audience.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (BdMk6)

Dark Universal's The Mummy. It had so much potential and was the movie to kick off the reboot of the Universal Monsters franchise. It was absolute shit.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 27, 2023 05:02 PM (OgrpQ)

=========

Lions for Lambs. American Made.

He doesn't always pick all that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (LvTSG)

447 No idea who is paying for these operations to switch gender.
But know it's out to destroy western civilization

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (xhxe8)

448 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (bW8dp)

449 > Disappointing ending; Man on Fire was better overall. But yeah Denzel has done meh stuff. I mean HE's great in all of them but he did some bad movies.

John Q was pound you in the face with a sledgehammer propaganda.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (j2Xg6)

450 >>>Disney fired her, citing this as their reason.

>>>This is what her lawyer calls "silenc[ing] a gay Latina."

Meh. Live by the gay blade, die by the gay blade.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (7R+co)

451
Incidentally, can you believe it's been 25 Years since Phil Hartman went mort via his wife?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (b6U3/)

452 I figured it HAS to be something like that - probably a POC to boot?
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No; it was white -- the cops said it immediately and photos of it at work and the like show a white person -- whether an effeminate man or a plain woman is hard to tell.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (Vwz3I)

453 Flight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I can't think of a movie with Denzel that I haven't liked but Flight was one of my favorites. His portrayal of a pilot who was an alcoholic was so real and raw.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

454 426 Nashville shooter was a 28 yo female. That's all they're releasing right now. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2023 04:59 PM (DMyTF)
****
Evidently they are saying she identifies as a he in social media
Posted by: redridinghood at March 27, 2023 05:01 PM (NpAcC)

We seem to be as confused about xhir gender as it is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 27, 2023 05:05 PM (eYoxG)

455 NY Post had a few pictures of Gene Hackman a couple of weeks ago at a fast food restaurant in Santa Fe.

He's pivotal in one of my favorite movies of all time, A Bridge Too Far. Can't tell you how many times I've seen that one.

Posted by: Don't You Believe Them at March 27, 2023 05:05 PM (nacfR)

456 I wonder how many Brendan Frazier/Rachel Weisz The Mummy sequels we would have had if some producer hadn't decided to grope Frazier?

Each one got several magnitudes worse, and I guess Frazier was really busted up when he made the third one which limited his mobility.

If they had been smart and visionary like Hollywood used to be, they would have made his character the center for a series of monster movies, like Indiana Jones of monsters. Each one stand alone, but with him tying them together.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:05 PM (0hOvj)

457 So- will the Anti Second Amendment crowd who want to police people's social media for clues as to who should own a firearm- now flag all gender confused psychopaths who believe they can magically change chromosomes as "unworthy" of having a firearms permit of passing a NICS check?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 05:05 PM (IaTa3)

458 The "first" "female" shooter, you guys!

"Historic!"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (b6U3/)
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It is Woman's History month after all.

Posted by: Ms. Swan at March 27, 2023 05:05 PM (krQz2)

459 Incidentally, can you believe it's been 25 Years since Phil Hartman went mort via his wife?!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:04 PM (b6U3/)

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No. 25 years??

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 27, 2023 05:06 PM (DcKNO)

460
Yeah, 1998!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:06 PM (b6U3/)

461 Just for the record, I have no problem with taking away access to guns for anyone who decides they are the wrong sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)


Normally, I would agree; however, I do not trust the people who would make such law.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

462 "Terminated when she refused to do something she believed was reprehensible."

-
That's the way I feel about work, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 05:06 PM (FVME7)

463 The killer was a woman who was still mad about getting punched in her testicles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (trdmm)

464
May 28, 1998, I think

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (b6U3/)

465 Mainstreaming mental illness doesn't seem to be working out like we were told.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (D8mow)

466 So a Trans-Shooter...

More than meets the eye.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (O636P)

467 Red Idaho is an autistic computer pro who comments at Insty's. He's been getting photos etc. from the "deleted" Instagram page if you want to scroll down with "Newest" comments as the default.

https://instapundit.com/
576464/#disqus_thread

https://tinyurl.com/26nr5767

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (Vwz3I)

468 They are doing even more reshoots and a new ending for Indiana Jones 5. Its gonna suck harder than a black hole, I doubt they make a dime on it, even with merchandizing. Who wants to buy Grandpa Jones action figures?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (0hOvj)

469 Disney fired her, citing this as their reason.
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My slight dyslexia read that as "citing her ass as a reason".

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:07 PM (krQz2)

470 Each one got several magnitudes worse, and I guess Frazier was really busted up when he made the third one which limited his mobility.

I vaguely recall the second one was pretty good - was it the first or the second that had Weisz in a bikini knife fight with the Egyptian woman?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (lc5cP)

471 Yep - unfortunately, moving the airport to a suburban jurisdiction where the laws are actually enforced is more difficult.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (2tUFv)

Portland Airport is quite a few miles up the Columbia River from downtown Portland. Might even be in Gresham, not sure. If the State itself was not run by woketards, a simple change in country boundaries could fix it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (tkR6S)

472 Just remember folks, the "trans" thing is just a wedge issue.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (xttsV)

473 If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas .

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (3q/1C)

474 The killer was a woman who was still mad about getting punched in her testicles.

I am certain what happened is that the TSA guy did the usual slide a hand up your inseam thing, but figured it was a girl and slid too high, then was annoyed that a dude was pretending to be a lady.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (0hOvj)

475 Gene Hackman got to work with Jennifer Love Hewitt at her peak hotness.

Heartbreakers. Not a great movie but definitely watchable.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (9A3LN)

476 468 They are doing even more reshoots and a new ending for Indiana Jones 5. Its gonna suck harder than a black hole, I doubt they make a dime on it, even with merchandizing. Who wants to buy Grandpa Jones action figures?
---------------
Pretty sure Biden will like it. He will probably tell us how he was the role model for Indiana Jones.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 27, 2023 05:09 PM (D8mow)

477 Yep - unfortunately, moving the airport to a suburban jurisdiction where the laws are actually enforced is more difficult.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 04:58 PM (2tUFv)


So . . . What happens when the vagrant druggies start assaulting TSA officers? Ignore it like assaults on Border Patrol?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 05:09 PM (xhaym)

478 I am certain what happened is that the TSA guy did the usual slide a hand up your inseam thing, but figured it was a girl and slid too high, then was annoyed that a dude was pretending to be a lady.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (0hOvj)
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I thought the TSA agent was a fem.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:09 PM (krQz2)

479 So . . . What happens when the vagrant druggies start assaulting TSA officers? Ignore it like assaults on Border Patrol?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 05:09 PM (xhaym)
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TSA is around the gates. They don't really go down to baggage claim.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 05:10 PM (2hlEI)

480 Heartbreakers. Not a great movie but definitely watchable.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (9A3LN)
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I'd watch it again. Liotta was super funny if memory serves.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)

481 Will Indiana Jones 5:Quest for the Bedpan of Destiny make it to theaters before Joey Bidet's first term is over?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:11 PM (O636P)

482 I would pay money for a pay-per-view fight: Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones vs Joey Shits Pants as Corn Pop.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

483 I'm done giving a shit about the Gay/Latinx liberal circular firing squad other than I wish it happened more often..

Posted by: Thomas Miller at March 27, 2023 05:11 PM (wvG1L)

484 I'd watch it again. Liotta was super funny if memory serves.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)


I amuse you? How do I amuse you? Like a clown?

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

485 Speaking of movies, Dear Zachary is a documentary about a crazy killer Canadian bitch. Heartbreaking and infuriating.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (FVME7)

486 Gene Hackman got to work with Jennifer Love Hewitt at her peak hotness.

Heartbreakers. Not a great movie but definitely watchable.
Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023


***
Jennifer and Sigourney Weaver made a fun and believable mother-daughter team.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (J2vNu)

487
Best Denzel movie...Man on Fire or Fallen?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

Glory

Posted by: Archer



Yes. His character is a raging asshole, but the whipping scene... masterful.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (n+4am)

488 Should have just had an intern with HR meet her at the main door first thing in the morning with two huge security men, an old battered shoebox to put her shit in, and one camera held by a person to film the action.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (68RsZ)

489
If a trans-sexual is touched in the no-go zone by a TSA agent before the plane leaves the airport on a 600 mile trip to Ohio, traveling at 500 miles per hour, what gender is the traveler?

Future SAT Question

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 27, 2023 05:13 PM (enJYY)

490 They should have named Indians Jones 5, "The Quest for Medicare".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 27, 2023 05:13 PM (IaTa3)

491 Just for the record, I have no problem with taking away access to guns for anyone who decides they are the wrong sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)


Normally, I would agree; however, I do not trust the people who would make such law.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

Same here. The 2nd Amendment applies to everyone.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2023 05:14 PM (BdMk6)

492 Supposedly John Wick 4 is really, really good. I sort of lost interest with the series after 2 because it was getting more and more unreal but this latest one is really getting praise, from both reviewers and fans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:14 PM (0hOvj)

493 @480

>>I'd watch it again. Liotta was super funny if memory serves.

It was a fun, lighthearted film that Hollywood used to make.

But that film is over 20 years old if you can believe it.

Essentially movies died a little over a decade ago, what we have been living through is the dead cat bounce phase.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 27, 2023 05:14 PM (up/3i)

494
Indiana Jones & The Test of Time

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 27, 2023 05:15 PM (ENBF0)

495 If she triggered the loss of the Disney self governance Trump should award her the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2023 05:15 PM (OUiUM)

496 Portland Airport is quite a few miles up the Columbia River from downtown Portland.

Still definitely in Portland, though.

One of the worst homeless camps is very close to the airport, which helps explain why crime is rocketing upwards at the airport.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 05:15 PM (2tUFv)

497 Just for the record, I have no problem with taking away access to guns for anyone who decides they are the wrong sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:03 PM (lTGtQ)


Normally, I would agree; however, I do not trust the people who would make such law.

Posted by: Archer




Yes, that was tongue in cheek, for the spasms it would induce in lefties.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:15 PM (lTGtQ)

498 They should have stopped after Last Crusade. At the end of the movie, the characters literally ride off into the sunset.

Posted by: DB - watching the thing at March 27, 2023 05:16 PM (geLO8)

499 Watched two movies this weekend with Glen Ford - Human Desire and Convicted. Boy, was he a man-whore in real life. Bedded est. 145 actresses according to his son who wrote a book on his dad. Ford kept meticulous records of all of his nasty deeds and recorded phone conversations with politicians and actors. Ford nailed everything that wasn't already nailed down.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (oiNtH)

500 Same here. The 2nd Amendment applies to everyone.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2023 05:14 PM (BdMk6)

Idk, someone injecting testosterone under the supervision of incompetent Dr's might make an exception for me.

Trans is mentally ill. Mentally ill people shouldn't pass a background check.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (UuD2k)

501 Yes, that was tongue in cheek, for the spasms it would induce in lefties.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 27, 2023 05:15 PM (lTGtQ)


Ah, grasshopper. You fool me.

Posted by: Archer at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (gmo/4)

502 Professor Jones, "I named the dog Indiana."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (O636P)

503 I am certain what happened is that the TSA guy did the usual slide a hand up your inseam thing, but figured it was a girl and slid too high, then was annoyed that a dude was pretending to be a lady.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:08 PM (0hOvj)

I think the TSA agent in this instance was a woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (tkR6S)

504 They should have stopped after Last Crusade.

The proof of this is how godawful Crystal Skull was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (0hOvj)

505 Yes, that was tongue in cheek, for the spasms it would induce in lefties.

We need common-sense tranny control.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (2tUFv)

506 Trans is mentally ill. Mentally ill people shouldn't pass a background check.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (UuD2k)


Should there be a background check for gun ownership?

Why?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

507 It wasn't exactly monolithic.

I would attribute it more to bloat that much else. There were A LOT of westerns made in the 40s and 50s, and most of them were crap. Not all of them were The Searchers or Rio Bravo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 27, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

I think a lot of it was just the decline of the old movie system in the 60s. Westerns were good because they filled out the program when movies were very popular, they were cheap since every hill in CA is a western backdrop, and you could train up writers and crews on a formulaic genre.

As TV overtook movies, they didn't need many cheap movies and they kept the expensive movies that could still fill the nightime theatres. But a side effect is that the training pool for the next generation of films was reduced to a trickle.

This time is when most of that trickle is about to or has retired.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2023 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

508 I am going to watch the 1960's original playing on Sunday with Yul Brynner, Charles Bronson, Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach, Robert Vaughn, etc. Have a feeling that I may like this one better.
Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023


***
What the 1960 version has that stays in your memory is memorable dialog as well as good action set pieces.

"We deal in lead, friend."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:18 PM (J2vNu)

509 What could that mean? Spread suntan lotion on Bob Iger's luscious manly thighs?

There goes tonight's dinner.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (ZSK0i)

510 Indiana Jones IV or Star Trek V as the worse sequel movie ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (O636P)

511 499 Watched two movies this weekend with Glen Ford - Human Desire and Convicted. Boy, was he a man-whore in real life.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (oiNtH)

Really good in 3:10 to Yuma.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (BTgKJ)

512 Yes. His character is a raging asshole, but the whipping scene... masterful.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2023 05:12 PM (n+4am)
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There are assholes in real-life stories. People have to play them. They should play them well.

The real Joe Louis Clark that Morgan Freeman played in Lean on Me was part asshole.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (krQz2)

513 nood tranny irony

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (Vwz3I)

514 The proof of this is how godawful Crystal Skull was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (0hOvj)


Only in special effects, plot, dialogue, casting and acting. Other than that it was pretty tolerable.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (xhaym)

515 What the 1960 version has that stays in your memory is memorable dialog as well as good action set pieces.

"We deal in lead, friend."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:18 PM (J2vNu)
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Vin: You get elected?

Chris: No. But I got nominated real good.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 05:20 PM (2hlEI)

516 British magazine New Scientist argues for "Giant Leap" to achieve equity that calls for 25% reduction in global population

https://bit.ly/40Dqfil

-
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 05:20 PM (FVME7)

517 Indiana Jones IV or Star Trek V as the worse sequel movie ever.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (O636P)
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There are parts of ST V where Shatner got closer to the series than any other director. I totally mentally edit out the Row Your Boat scene.

Posted by: Axeman at March 27, 2023 05:20 PM (krQz2)

518 @498 They should have stopped after Last Crusade. At the end of the movie, the characters literally ride off into the sunset.

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They did. For the longest time, Last Crusade was it.

But then quite a while later, someone got the idea to do a fourth movie.

Posted by: junior at March 27, 2023 05:21 PM (U2tKK)

519 Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 05:17 PM (oiNtH)

You missed The Big Heat that came on prior to those two. Very good. It co-starred a very young Lee Marvin.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:21 PM (9A3LN)

520 Indiana Jones IV or Star Trek V as the worse sequel movie ever.

... I did like Kirk's question about why God needs a space ship.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 27, 2023 05:21 PM (0hOvj)

521 hey- nood

Posted by: DB - watching the thing at March 27, 2023 05:22 PM (geLO8)

522 Indiana Jones IV or Star Trek V as the worse sequel movie ever.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 27, 2023 05:19 PM (O636P)

John Wick 3 which took the title from John Wick 2.

Posted by: polynikes at March 27, 2023 05:22 PM (9A3LN)

523 What the 1960 version has that stays in your memory is memorable dialog as well as good action set pieces.

"We deal in lead, friend."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Love it.

Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023 05:22 PM (oiNtH)

524 Should there be a background check for gun ownership?

Why?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2023 05:18 PM (xhaym)

Lots of good reasons for background checks. Convicted criminals, nut jobs with mental problems.

The real question is since our current background checks don't keep these people from getting guns, why should we subject anyone else to them?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 27, 2023 05:23 PM (UuD2k)

525 What the 1960 version has that stays in your memory is memorable dialog as well as good action set pieces.

"We deal in lead, friend."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Love it.
Posted by: Cheri at March 27, 2023


***
And there is more where that came from.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:23 PM (J2vNu)

526 I frikken knew it. The female shooter identified as transgender.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 27, 2023 05:24 PM (sOA7y)

527 Denzel's worst movie is Deja Vu. Which is better than anyone else's worst-movie.

Johnny Pneumatic Pneumonic is absolute trash. If you took the dog-worst elements of The Matrix and had a 12-year-old put them together.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 27, 2023 05:24 PM (44ww/)

528 Sam Elliot is at his most Western in "Gettysburg".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 27, 2023 04:52 PM (2hlEI)

Liked the performance, but he really isn't a good fit for John Buford in looks. Buford was born in KY but moved to Illinois (as did Lincoln) and I never recalled reading that there was much outlandish in his mannerisms over any other army officer - unlike, say, Custer.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2023 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

529 And there is more where that came from.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 27, 2023 05:23 PM (J2vNu)

Stand on Zanzibar by John Brunner is a strange book that has a point that is hard to define, but one thing I remember from it was a sharp rise in "muckers" - people would snap and run amuck and start killing.

That part of it is coming true more every day.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2023 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

530 British magazine New Scientist argues for "Giant Leap" to achieve equity that calls for 25% reduction in global population

https://bit.ly/40Dqfil

-
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 27, 2023 05:20 PM (FVME7)

Again life imitates SF. Asimov had population genociders in a few of his stories as bad guys.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2023 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

531 I betting a chubby gay latina could be silenced with a half dozen bunuelos.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 27, 2023 05:48 PM (Jg7EG)

532 Robert Duval played the villain in The Wild Wild West episode, TNOT Falcon

Posted by: Kreskin at March 27, 2023 05:52 PM (xP8Wr)

533 Gee that's a lot of words for insane people. What a waste.

Posted by: MikeN at March 27, 2023 06:27 PM (GtG42)

534
The arrest of actor Jonathan Majors has upended the Army's newly launched advertising campaign that was aimed at reviving the service's struggling recruiting numbers.

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It's all right. It wouldn't have done any good anyway.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2023 06:40 PM (4Aqsh)

535 I'm tired of swapping out male characters with female versions, and I'm glad they aren't replacing "X-Men" with "The Mutants".

But, did you know that "The Mutants" was Stan Lee's original name for the group? They were all mutants, so "The Mutants". Someone complained that people might not know what "Mutant" means so people might not get the name, so Stan Lee came up with "X-Men".

I saw video of him telling the above story, and he finished up by saying: "Then I thought to myself, 'People won't know what X-Men means either' but I didn't say anything."

(All quotes approximate and from memory, and I'm nearly 29 years old so my memory could be faulty)

Posted by: mr_jack at March 27, 2023 06:59 PM (LNPSJ)

536 So in other words she was almost unfireable. They had to find her in bed with a dead girl or a live boy to fire her.

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537 I am making $90 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

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