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Freud Bare Arms.jpg


Figure with Bare Arms

Lucian Freud

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (Wnv9h)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (Lt/Ht)

3 Yikes!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (U2p+3)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Aaaand, not cool, CBD. Not cool.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (Wnv9h)

6 That's a MAN baby!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Looking for the Adam's apple on that one...

Posted by: cpurick at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (bwWDS)

8 Figure with Bare Arms

And an ugly mug !

Posted by: JT at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

9 *shakes fist at RMBS*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (Lt/Ht)

10 Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (v4kIh)

11 THAT'S the climactic finish for the week?

You're cruel, CBD. I think we needed CharlieBrown'sDildo to come up with something for the finale.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

12 Xe's sexy and xe knows it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

13 Fresh from an MMA match.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

14 Oh dear lord.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

15 I shall name this "Keith Richards in Transtition".

Posted by: Lucian Freud at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (300Bg)

16 *shakes fist at RMBS*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM


*buffs nails on shirt*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM (Wnv9h)

17 John Kerry with tits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (Lt/Ht)

18 I'm not going to say that I hate you, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (LvTSG)

19 The new Women's World Championship cyclist??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

20 Is this John Kerry in drag?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (tiR3O)

21 Nice shape under that white top . . . but from the armpits up, THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

Was Lucien anticipating the trans movement?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

22 THAT'S A MAN BABY

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (lc5cP)

23 I can't even get past that hideous face to see the gargantuan tits lurking beneath.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Trans before Trans was a thing.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

25 At least he shaves his pits...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (PiwSw)

26 Ann Coulter's boob job was a bit extreme.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (O69GV)

27 THAT'S the climactic finish for the week?

You're cruel, CBD. I think we needed CharlieBrown'sDildo to come up with something for the finale.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:31 AM


Seriously...this must be the tee up for a week of dongs and trannies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (Wnv9h)

28 Kathy Griffin feelin' sexy.

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

29 This is a knife to the eyes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (Y5qcH)

30 At least 'she' shaves 'her' pits.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)

31 Brain bleach stat!

Posted by: dantesed at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (88xKn)

32 That wig is hanging on by a hair...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (PiwSw)

33 Figure With Bare Arms walks into a bar.

Bartender asks "Why the long face?"


"BECAUSE ITS MAN FACE!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

34 Holy Crocodiles!!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (kFEbY)

35 I take that as an insult.

Posted by: DB - denouncing the selection at March 24, 2023 09:34 AM (geLO8)

36 Horde mind close shave!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)

37 Well this is a masculine face. Does she ride a bike?

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:34 AM (ZdaMQ)

38 dats a man

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

39 It won the NCAA swimming championships that year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

40 WTF?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (ncXxy)

41 Nice shape under that white top . . . but from the armpits up, THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

Was Lucien anticipating the trans movement?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 09:32 AM (J2vNu)
******
Plastic surgery.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

42 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Dr.Hyperion at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (DWOXG)

43 This is what Megyn Kelly was talking about. He should play tennis. Women's tennis.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

44 Alternate title:

Zoe Tur, Supermodel

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (PiwSw)

45 Lucien Freud had a knack for this.

Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (4h9M3)

46 Buthisface.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl)

47 Stormy with no makeup

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

48 Ann Coulter's boob job was a bit extreme.
Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023


***
Ann has an elegant and narrow face, a thoroughbred's face, if you will. This is . . . none of those things.

Now I will give Freud this: The painting does evoke an emotional response in the viewer. (Note that I did not specify what *kind* of response.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (J2vNu)

49 It's fugly.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (kFEbY)

50 I for one want to thank you CBD for bringing us fine art. Yes some of YOU PEOPLE don't like this painting, but some of us just have a more discerning taste in women and ladypenis.

Posted by: David French at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (lc5cP)

51 Dr. Renee Richards, Sodomite Tennis Star...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (R/m4+)

52 Nice biceps.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

53 Brain bleach stat!
----------
https://tinyurl.com/3jbm627a

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)

54 Pronouns, please.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (4WgAx)

55 Holy Crocodiles!!
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (kFEbY)



Holy Shitballs!!!

- - - - Pam Poovey

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

56 Did he hate the individual?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (kFEbY)

57 Figure with Bare Arms
Lucian Freud
Date: 1961
Style: Expressionism
Genre: portrait
Media: oil, canvas
Location: Private Collection (hidden is a closet)
Dimensions: 91.5 x 91.5 cm

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

58 Pronouns, please.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (4WgAx)



Dick / Swinging

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Could be worse. Could be this.

https://tinyurl.com/enfr5rcd


Don’t open at work, even if it is art.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

60 The hammer drops on Breast Week.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (ialSb)

61 Brain bleach!! Dear Lord, where's my brain bleach?

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (7EjX1)

62 Wait, is that Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (ZGrMX)

63 Pronouns, please.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (4WgAx)


Dick / Swinging
Posted by: Sponge


Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (GIBR7)

64 Brain bleach stat!
----------
https://tinyurl.com/3jbm627a
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)



Yeah, that's not helping.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Looks like hat guy got caught trying to shoplift beer from Walmart.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (iayUP)

66 As CBD rounds out the last full week of Wimminz Month.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (DhOHl)

67 ha

Figure with Bare Arms, 1961 #expressionism #lucianfreud https://wikiart.org/en/
lucian-freud/figure-with-bare-arms-1961

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Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)

68 Wait, is that Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: Ian S.


That's more Peter Griffin.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (GIBR7)

69 All I can say is, it is not right for that guy to bare arms.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (iayUP)

70 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

welp Lucien is always there for the eye candy lol

next to Chiam Soutine!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 24, 2023 09:38 AM (w0NJk)

71 Yeah, that's not helping.
----------
I thought you were a Chubby Chaser.

Sorry, Sponge.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 09:39 AM (iayUP)

73 All week long beautiful boobs, pale boobs , side boobs , zoftig boobs and now this. SMH. For the love of God and all that is holy make it stop

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2023 09:39 AM (VGTCm)

74 21 Nice shape under that white top


wha??!?! it looks like Karen here has three boobs!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 24, 2023 09:39 AM (w0NJk)

75 Who thot titty week would end with Chick with Dicks?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)

76 Could be worse. Could be this
https://tinyurl.com/enfr5rcd
Don’t open at work, even if it is art.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

Your right....it's worse.

Looks like Joe Biden giving his SS detail more than they signed up for.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (R/m4+)

77 Alternate title:

"I Didn't Want to Repeat Myself and Paint Another Gross, Nude, Fat Man Sitting on an Ottoman, so-
Here's a Gross, Clothed, Trannie With Big Fake Tits For You"


Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (L1tQx)

78 ----------
I thought you were a Chubby Chaser.

Sorry, Sponge.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)



I'm not sure how that rumor started, but my wife isn't pleased with it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

79 Phil Collin's Land of Confusion.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (44ww/)

80 Ann has an elegant and narrow face, a thoroughbred's face, if you will. This is . . . none of those things.

Now I will give Freud this: The painting does evoke an emotional response in the viewer. (Note that I did not specify what *kind* of response.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


This. This is closer to Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (GIBR7)

81 Pretty sure this has ruined my entire weekend.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (Y5qcH)

82 "wha??!?! it looks like Karen here has three boobs!
Posted by: BlackOrchid "

It looks like there might be some ferrets in there.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (iayUP)

83 Well that's an art I guess.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (pwExq)

84 Aaaaaaand the other artistic shoe drops.

C'mon, Horde, y'all knew this was coming.

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (OUMaO)

85 Ok, you want a nude woman painting that isn't disgusting? https://tinyurl.com/2vymf2n6

Marcel Duchamp, Nude Descending a Staircase, 1912

Posted by: Obligatory at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (lc5cP)

86 The more of Lucien Freud's art I've seen, the more convinced I become that God put him on Earth to make other artists feel good about themselves.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

87 I'm starting to look pretty good, aren't I?

Posted by: Miss Jane Hathaway at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (Vwz3I)

88 When you negotiate too aggressively with your portraitist.

Posted by: Zek at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (5FPX4)

89 Well that's an art I guess.

Posted by: blaster



That's what my Kindergarten teacher used to say.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (GIBR7)

90 https://tinyurl.com/2vymf2n6

Marcel Duchamp, Nude Descending a Staircase, 1912
Posted by: Obligatory at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (lc5cP)



In Hunter Biden's meth addled brain, maybe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Who thot titty week would end with Chick with Dicks?

The story of America apparently in the AoS art thread this week.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (lc5cP)

92 She is kind of a Handsome Princess Anne.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

93 That's a young Bea Arthur, isn't it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

94 The pose implies some movement, but there's no context. Is the subject halfway through a sit up? Are they about to be handcuffed and placed into custody? Is she just gonna wash that man right outta her hair?

I don't get it. This one isn't for me, would not hang.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (cupoy)

95 She's hot.

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (Ny/Va)

96 Caitlyn Jenner?

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (vd8XM)

97 Y chromosome, definitely.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

98 That is one handsome woman.

Having said that, there is some good technique in the patchwork style of rendering in the painting.

I would not hang this particular painting but I would hang other works produced by this artist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender - Trump Fanatic Since 2016, Now With More Fanaticisms at March 24, 2023 09:42 AM (n/8Ck)

99 Who thot titty week would end with Chick with Dicks?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:40 AM (BRHaw)



Isn't that that country band that trashed George Bush while overseas?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

100 Nair ad?

Posted by: Bruce at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (vd8XM)

101 The more of Lucien Freud's art I've seen, the more convinced I become that God put him on Earth to make other artists feel good about themselves.
Posted by: JTB


Lucien, you are not the worst artist in the world.
But you'd better pray he doesn't die.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (GIBR7)

102 #72 I was speechless too at first, fd.

Posted by: Miss Jane Hathaway at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (Vwz3I)

103 nice

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (6fvRe)

104 Hello Jethro.

Posted by: Miss Jane Hathaway at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (DhOHl)

105 Wingman for Joy Behar?

Posted by: Zek at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (5FPX4)

106 Bad end to boobs week.
That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender surgery at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (rbZ2o)

107 I offer these bare arms as counterprogramming:

https://tinyurl.com/4ayasctb

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (LvTSG)

108 Madonna's new look?

Posted by: Scott_T at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (2waQ7)

109 " #72 I was speechless too at first, fd.
Posted by: Miss Jane Hathaway

Struck dumb I was.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (iayUP)

110 Moms who try to fix up their sons on a blind date: "She has a nice personality."

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

111 Who knew John Kerry had great tits?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (tiR3O)

112 Pointy elbows

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (1yzcR)

113 Wiiilllbur , you painted a picture of me.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (udCMm)

114 I offer these bare arms as counterprogramming:

https://tinyurl.com/4ayasctb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (LvTSG)



"I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings. I've always liked those kind of high heals too."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

115 But a week of full house

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (1yzcR)

116 That's all kinds of crazy: red hair, dude in falsies, wearing white after Labor Day...

Posted by: red speck at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (Ny/Va)

117 I can hear this painting speaking in a deep voice, "Would you f'k me? I'd f'k me."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:44 AM (Y5qcH)

118 You wanted perfect 34 Cs with rose pink nips.
You would settle for some Bs with brownish.
You got a Chick with A Dick.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (BRHaw)

119 @107

>>I offer these bare arms as counterprogramming:

That looks suspiciously like Amy Pond.

You rascal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender - Trump Fanatic Since 2016, Now With More Fanaticisms at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (n/8Ck)

120 Would Hang Looks like it's already hung.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (jYCXf)

121 Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's baby tonight.
I try to shut my eyes, but I can't get her outta my sight.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (dvbwR)

122 Looks like it's already hung.

I'll say

Posted by: David French sitting uncomfortably at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (lc5cP)

123 Now I don't feel so bad.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 24, 2023 09:45 AM (DhOHl)

124 I'm pretty sure that's Jame Gumb.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (bkUtD)

125
Lucian Freud's whole career from what I've seen so far seems to be-

excellent technique put into the service of making stupid jokes.

Kinda like the Frank Zappa of Painting.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (L1tQx)

126 It looks like the guy who won the women's cycling championship the other day.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

127 The more of Lucien Freud's art I've seen, the more convinced I become that God put him on Earth to make other artists feel good about themselves.

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2023 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

I actually like Lucian Freud as an artist. His work is usually startling and disturbing, but it is clearly a glimpse into his view of mankind.

He is not a lazy modern artist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

128 Could be worse. Could be this.

https://tinyurl.com/enfr5rcd


Don’t open at work, even if it is art.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)
******
🔥

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

129 We're all being so mature.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (dvbwR)

130 Isn't that that country band that trashed George Bush while overseas?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

I saw Chicks with Dicks open for the Dicksee Chicks at the Houston Rodeo in 2004.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

131 This is what they put at the bottom of the urinals in Europe to keep men from pissing on the floor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

132 101 ... "Lucien, you are not the worst artist in the world.
But you'd better pray he doesn't die."

LOL!!

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (7EjX1)

133 I'm late to the critique and I'm sure it's all been said, man bay, etc. Did anyone use, cannot be European, no armpit hair? Would never, ever on the absolute worst day of my life hang this in my home.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (2NHgQ)

134 127 I actually like Lucian Freud as an artist. His work is usually startling and disturbing, but it is clearly a glimpse into his view of mankind.

He is not a lazy modern artist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

======

He is the Ralph Bakshi of the art world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

135 133 I'm late to the critique and I'm sure it's all been said, man bay, etc. Did anyone use, cannot be European, no armpit hair? Would never, ever on the absolute worst day of my life hang this in my home.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (2NHgQ)

Idk, it might deter burglars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (UuD2k)

136 Kinda like the Frank Zappa of Painting.
----------------------------------------------
True. But he did write Whipping Post so he is somewhat redeemed.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (tiR3O)

137 What Sponge said up at #6!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)

138 Ok, I'll be nice here is a painting with boobies. And no fatties/trannies/whatever I swear https://tinyurl.com/bddew3wn

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (lc5cP)

139 133 Would never, ever on the absolute worst day of my life hang this in my home.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 24, 2023 09:47 AM (2NHgQ)

To cover a hole in the wall that was letting in cold air?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (dvbwR)

140 I estimate the amount of alcohol the average guy would need before he could "you know" would be fatal.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

141 Isn't that that country band that trashed George Bush while overseas?

And now even with that cautionary example there's a country singer screeching that Tennessee won't let her chop off her kids' junk.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (ZGrMX)

142 Looks like 90% of the trans you see on TV. Man/boy with fake tits and Pink Face.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

143 "True. But he did write Whipping Post so he is somewhat redeemed.
Posted by: Pudinhead "

He also did "I Am The Walrus", so it evens out.

Posted by: fd at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (iayUP)

144 Madonna's new look?
Posted by: Scott_T


Nah. Madonna's new look is like that muppet chick,
Janice Muppet.

https://bit.ly/3z2znRR

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (GIBR7)

145 If I saw this hanging in someone's house, I'd be immediately worried about what that person was going to do to me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (UuD2k)

146 I warned you about the catalogue of Lucien Freud work available for CBD to select from should the Commentariat not turn from their evil ways, did I not?

I should change my nic to Cassandra.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)

147 And now even with that cautionary example there's a country singer screeching that Tennessee won't let her chop off her kids' junk.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (ZGrMX)



Someone should cut off her junk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

148 Justin Trudeau's Ego @Trudeaus_Ego · 11h
President @JoeBiden and I drove from Rideau Cottage to Parliament to discuss climate change and reducing emissions.

That's why we used 75 vehicles including several ambulances and military style armoured personnel carriers for a five minute trip.

We are in a climate emergency.

https://twitter.com/Trudeaus_Ego/status/
1639085411631874048

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)

149 She doesn't look very happy.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (dvbwR)

150 Well, at least it knows how to teach shop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 09:49 AM (6uZ0Z)

151 Hasn't been an easy life for her.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (dvbwR)

152 CBD going all in on the Right to Bare Arms.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (Ho17h)

153 Another day, another art thread featuring a tranimal.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (KFhLj)

154
CBD
CBD
CBD

Check your local Publix or other chain grocery store for Conecuh sausage. It showed up in ours here in central NC this week.

I walked up to the front and told the manager thank you, and he said I wasn't the first.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (O69GV)

155 Nah. Madonna's new look is like that muppet chick,
Janice Muppet.

https://bit.ly/3z2znRR
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:48 AM (GIBR7)

I knew I'd seen her somewhere before.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

156 CBD going all in on the Right to Bare Arms.
--------

Harrumph!!!!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (Ho17h)

157 I bet this chick is a good softball coach.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (UuD2k)

158 I know I'm gonna know her, but I gotta get over my fright.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (dvbwR)

159 To be honest, there were some lost years in which closing time was looking mighty lonely until . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (qoGsy)

160 [ CBD going all in on the Right to Bare Arms.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (Ho17h)



I'd rather have the right to arm bears.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

161 Not pictured: Michelle Fields

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (Ho17h)

162 And...payback.

The setup was superb. Plenty of beautiful vixens with ample bosoms.

And here we are. Friday. And we get a trans, crack smoking pinup thing with lopsided boobs.

CBD hates us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (nsnF6)

163 It poses for the painting, else it gets the hose again.

- Lucian Freud

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

164 162 CBD hates us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (nsnF6)

========

You know what you did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)

165 I bet this chick is a good softball coach.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (UuD2k)



This is about me, isn't it.....

Posted by: Patty Gasso at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Is this another portrait of Lady Lambton? The face is the same.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (ZdaMQ)

167 ========

You know what you did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)



It was last summer, wasn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

168 Love me some hickory smoked Conecuh sausage!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (DhOHl)

169 Oh bother

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (n/8Ck)

170 Lucian obviously suffers from Callophobia.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

171 166 Is this another portrait of Lady Lambton? The face is the same.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (ZdaMQ)

For some definitions of "lady".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (UuD2k)

172 Is she doing a sit-up?

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (dvbwR)

173 I knew I'd seen her somewhere before.
Posted by: BignJames


It's really eerie how closely her new look resembles that muppet. And I'm being nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (GIBR7)

174 New transwoman basketball star?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (FVME7)

175 Well I know what I did. What did everyone else do??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (nsnF6)

176 Many of us are assuming her gender.

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (dvbwR)

177 166 see here. https://tinyurl.com/5db3wvf3

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (ZdaMQ)

178 Yes, Freud had artistic talent. I don't like what he did with it, but it was present. That places him in the top 1% of modern artists - his art wasn't just a pure cash scam perpetrated by a cheesy grifter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (NwAQj)

179 Oooh, there's a great comment in the Justin Trudeau "it's a climate emergency and that's why we need 80 cars" thread.

"All tyrannies have failed in the past. This one will, too. Never forget this time."

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (O69GV)

180 New transwoman basketball star?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (FVME7)



Kevin McHale in drag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

181 I luckily have a day in Milan due to a work related trip and now I’m at the Pinocoteca Ambrosiana.

Lots of good paintings here.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (deFpX)

182 174 New transwoman basketball star?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (FVME7)

Can't be. No tats.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (PiwSw)

183 179 Oooh, there's a great comment in the Justin Trudeau "it's a climate emergency and that's why we need 80 cars" thread.

"All tyrannies have failed in the past. This one will, too. Never forget this time."
Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (O69GV)

=======

"But I feel unsafe!"
-Canadian, 20 years after the revolution that toppled the Trudeau tyranny

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

184 166 see here. https://tinyurl.com/5db3wvf3
Posted by: Piper

The title "Head on a Green Sofa" did not describe what I was expecting.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (qoGsy)

185 So wiki says Freud was gay AND fathered at least 14 kids.

One odd guy...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (lc5cP)

186 176 Many of us are assuming her gender.
Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:52 AM (dvbwR


Cause I'm not an idiot and that's a man, baby.

Pretty sure it's supposed to be Roger Daltry in drag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (nsnF6)

187 Nah. Madonna's new look is like that muppet chick,
Janice Muppet.


Seen on the Twats:

Rando: "What's wrong with Madonna? She's 64, by the way"
Razorfist: "And that's just her body count"

64 is probably actually low for her, though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (ZGrMX)

188 Check your local Publix or other chain grocery store for Conecuh sausage. It showed up in ours here in central NC this week.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (O69GV)

I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (XIJ/X)

189 I'd prefer the fat man on the ottoman.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (4780s)

190 Ummmm....

Handsome woman? Pretty man?

*flips coin*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

191 Love me some hickory smoked Conecuh sausage!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM (DhOHl)


So, the confederate idea of Polish Kielbasi?

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (gmo/4)

192 Drives a Subaru.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (tiR3O)

193
"All tyrannies have failed in the past. This one will, too. Never forget this time."
Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (O69GV)



Yeah.......this time.

We'll forget. We always do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

194 Kinda like the Frank Zappa of Painting.

I sincerely hope this brings on a solid month of Zappa's serious orchestral compositions, most of the day and all through the night. They should almost but not quite fit up your ass.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (jYCXf)

195 I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (XIJ/X

You need to take another trip through God's country.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (nsnF6)

196 181 I luckily have a day in Milan due to a work related trip and now I’m at the Pinocoteca Ambrosiana.

Lots of good paintings here.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM (deFpX)

https://www.ambrosiana.it

Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (dvbwR)

197 Elbows...

Posted by: Frodo at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (x0GJY)

198 So wiki says Freud was gay AND fathered at least 14 kids.

All historical figures are gay now. It's a thing. I've even seen academics claiming Abe Lincoln liked to munch on other mens' logs.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)

199 For posting this pictures, may all of your Manhattans be shaken.

Posted by: PabloD at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (4xwZL)

200 John Kerry in drag?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (Mkvkw)

201 That's Bowser from Sha Na Na.

Posted by: Gwenn at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (9Gr7n)

202 CBD hates us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM

=====

You know what you did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:51 AM


I, for one, appreciate it.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

203 Roger Daltry

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (nsnF6)

204 188 I am at the epicenter of conecuh. I can hook you up if you want! Dry ice and fed ex.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

205 That's Bowser from Sha Na Na.
Posted by: Gwenn at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (9Gr7n)



HA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

206 198 So wiki says Freud was gay AND fathered at least 14 kids.

All historical figures are gay now. It's a thing. I've even seen academics claiming Abe Lincoln liked to munch on other mens' logs.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (ZGrMX)

=======

Who could find Mary Todd Lincoln attractive? A gay guy, and no one else!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

207 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)

There's a look in her eyes that seems to contradict her pose. The pose tries to be sensual, similar to poses in printed ads, but her face is hard and stern. No smile, not even a smirk. The eyes just stare the viewer down. It's difficult to read.

Posted by: Kris at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

208 188 Check your local Publix or other chain grocery store for Conecuh sausage. It showed up in ours here in central NC this week.
-------------------
There is a Conecuh Sausage Festival. It sounds gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (tiR3O)

209 Who could find Mary Todd Lincoln attractive? A gay guy, and no one else!
--------------------
This is true.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (tiR3O)

210 Freud's subjects, who needed to make a very large and uncertain commitment of their time, were often the people in his life; friends, family, fellow painters, lovers, children. He said, "The subject matter is autobiographical, it's all to do with hope and memory and sensuality and involvement, really." However the titles were mostly anonymous, and the identity of the sitter not always disclosed;

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (lc5cP)

211 204 188 I am at the epicenter of conecuh. I can hook you up if you want! Dry ice and fed ex.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ

But can you reach the freezers in the grocery store?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (nsnF6)

212 Lots of good paintings here.
-------------
Don't hug any Chinese there.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (Vwz3I)

213 The subject looks like 'she' may have Marfan Syndrome.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (qoGsy)

214 All tyrannies failed. So did all decent societies. All societies failed, and this will never change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (wHR0V)

215 209 Who could find Mary Todd Lincoln attractive? A gay guy, and no one else!
--------------------
This is true.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (tiR3O)

=======

Although, Mary Elizabeth Winstead played her in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

216 I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It wouldn't surprise me if Wegman's had it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (aSpH1)

217 15104

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM (vwCZJ)

218 @162

>>CBD hates us

If he really hated us, there are other works from this artist he could have chosen that would been explicative.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM (n/8Ck)

219 There is a Conecuh Sausage Festival. It sounds gay.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (tiR3O)

Does every guy walk in a say, "This is a sausage fest."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM (UuD2k)

220 188 Check your local Publix or other chain grocery store for Conecuh sausage. It showed up in ours here in central NC this week.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (O69GV)

I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (XIJ/X)

I would love about 3 of their chicken strips and a Hoppadillo. It would be my last meal.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

221 There is a Conecuh Sausage Festival. It sounds gay.

Would that be more or less gay than the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic? (Yes, that's a real thing).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM (ZGrMX)

222 his art wasn't just a pure cash scam perpetrated by a cheesy grifter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 09:53 AM


Translated: Meh. It's no Rothko.

Posted by: MoronChatGPT at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)

223 =======

Although, Mary Elizabeth Winstead played her in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 09:57 AM (LvTSG)



This is what's known in the industry as "artistic license."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Well, Chelsea Clinton is so ugly that if she gave you a blowjob it still counts as anal.

Posted by: Gwenn at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (9Gr7n)

225 Well if no one else has pointed it out, she's hideous.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (wagHN)

226 211 204 188
But can you reach the freezers in the grocery store?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wanted to say something snarky, but then I remembered I stood on the bottom shelf this morning to reach my protein shake that was on the top shelf at Publix.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (ZdaMQ)

227 Is it closing time?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (w0LvO)

228 Would that be more or less gay than the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic? (Yes, that's a real thing).
Posted by: Ian S.

Immediately after meeting a new work team one of the gals asked "Do you cornhole?"

Well yeah but we just met.

True story.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (qoGsy)

229 CBD hates us. Fugly tranny day.

Posted by: Local Bees Union 1802 at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (bewti)

230 225 Well if no one else has pointed it out, she's hideous.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (wagHN)

=======

Well, she's a guy...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

231 It’s Looking Like Trump Won’t Be Indicted

-
Rob Reiner, Keith Olbermann On Suicide Watch

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (FVME7)

232 Well if no one else has pointed it out, she's hideous.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (wagHN)



Nurse said "yikes!" by comment 3, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

233 But can you reach the freezers in the grocery store?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wanted to say something snarky, but then I remembered I stood on the bottom shelf this morning to reach my protein shake that was on the top shelf at Publix.
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (ZdaMQ

ROFL

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (nsnF6)

234 Does every guy walk in a say, "This is a sausage fest."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 09:58 AM


In our movies, yes.

Posted by: Producer, Big Sausage Pizza Productions at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)

235 188 Check your local Publix or other chain grocery store for Conecuh sausage. It showed up in ours here in central NC this week.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 09:50 AM (O69GV)

I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM (XIJ/X)

This Yankee had to look up Conecuh sausage. I thought it was another blend, like kielbasa or bratwurst. Aldi's stocks a delicious Italian sausage.

Posted by: Kris at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

236 Yes. John Hamasaki, a former San Francisco police commissioner to CEO who lamented that two of his colleagues will be "scarred forever" after having their laptops and passports stolen from their parked car.

"Is this what the suburbs do to you?" Hamasaki wrote on Twitter. "Shelter you from basic city life experiences so that when they happen you are broken to the core?"

Progressivism 101: You must take the bad with the bad.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (BRHaw)

237 221 There is a Conecuh Sausage Festival. It sounds gay.

Would that be more or less gay than the Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic? (Yes, that's a real thing).
-----------------
Jimmy Dean Sausage frowns upon this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (tiR3O)

238 Newsom gets big win: California Senate approves first-of-its-kind 'price gouging' bill...penalize oil companies for “price gouging” — a first-of-its-kind legislation...Newsom commended the state Senate’s “quick action” following the vote, stressing that “for decades, oil companies have gotten away with ripping off California families while making record profits.”

Roberts Supreme Court: Pricing is protected speech

I love my state for this and so many other reasons, and hope you are correct! I am a solid enthusiast of industry & corporate regulation that puts people first so this news made me really happy!

I just don't trust the US Supreme Court to respect Blue state laws when it differs to much from Republican / Federalist ideals.


This is what you can do when you totally eliminate the Republican party from power. We have refineries here, and yet, out prices are higher than everywhere else. If you demand an answer from oil companies, they reply "market forces," which as far as I can tell means, "because we can."

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

239 Immediately after meeting a new work team one of the gals asked "Do you cornhole?"


I find that pickup line only works about half the time

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (lc5cP)

240 >>>Although, Mary Elizabeth Winstead played her in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


She's always been crazy stupid hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (bkUtD)

241 At WSJ: "Students Struggle Academically, Fight in Schools Amid Adderall Shortage. Children who can’t get ADHD medications ‘can’t control their impulses,’ says a Florida teacher"

Doggone it, Caroline! Leave some for everybody else, why don't you?

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (MvF+J)

242 I wanted to say something snarky, but then I remembered I stood on the bottom shelf this morning to reach my protein shake that was on the top shelf at Publix.
Posted by: Piper

No gentleman offered to retrieve it for you?

What is the world coming too?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)

243 Looked it up just for the hell of it and......yep, Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse dot com is still going strong. An early web gem.

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (8JB5s)

244 This is... SPARTA!!!

https://tinyurl.com/5bjs6bcm

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

245
No gentleman offered to retrieve it for you?

What is the world coming too?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy


I'd get it for her but only after watching her hop a few times trying to reach it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (nsnF6)

246 This is what's known in the industry as "artistic license."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

You spelled 'autistic' wrong.

Posted by: Local Bees Union 1802 at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (bewti)

247 238 This is what you can do when you totally eliminate the Republican party from power. We have refineries here, and yet, out prices are higher than everywhere else. If you demand an answer from oil companies, they reply "market forces," which as far as I can tell means, "because we can."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

========

Obviously, the progressive policies of CA have nothing to do with the high prices, higher than the rest of the nation. The only explanation is corporate greed that corporations don't pursue in states with more permissive laws towards corporate behavior.

These people are real smart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

248 At WSJ: "Students Struggle Academically, Fight in Schools Amid Adderall Shortage. Children who can’t get ADHD medications ‘can’t control their impulses,’ says a Florida teacher"

Doggone it, Caroline! Leave some for everybody else, why don't you?
Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (MvF+J)



This is what social media and the pharmaceutical industry has done to children........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

249 We have refineries here, and yet, out prices are higher than everywhere else. If you demand an answer from oil companies, they reply "market forces," which as far as I can tell means, "because we can."

The left: We have to restrict oil production to save the erf

Also the left: We have to implement endless regulations on gas production to save the erf

Also, also the left: Why is gas so expensive? Must be a conspiracy

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (lc5cP)

250 240 >>>Although, Mary Elizabeth Winstead played her in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


She's always been crazy stupid hot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:01 AM (bkUtD)

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Wyatt Earp's favorite Tarantino film confirmed for Death Proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

251 It's Camilla Parker Bowles coronation portrait.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (cupoy)

252 CBD spent the whole week setting it up for today's punchline.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (AiZBA)

253 @198

>>All historical figures are gay now. It's a thing. I've even seen academics claiming Abe Lincoln liked to munch on other mens' logs.

You don't know what it's like to be lonely and on the front lines, in a makeshift bivouac, huddled together for warmth, death lurking around every tree.

--
Lincoln letter to anonymous during the Black Hawk War

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (n/8Ck)

254 252 it was very early, the store was empty, so I just hopped up there. Normally, being in the Deep South, there is plenty of help. Thank goodness! Otherwise I would need one of those grabber things they used to sell on TV!

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (ZdaMQ)

255 I'm about 250 miles from the nearest Publix! But I look all of the time, and it just isn't sold up here. Next time I am in civilization I will go to a supermarket and buy some.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


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I'm guessing if they're in major stores here there's a good chance the might be in a big store near you. Good luck.

Also I keep missing the food thread, but I've been repeatedly disappointed in store bought junk getting worse and worse tasting so I've been getting back into making old fashioned icing (frosting is used interchangeably and I think there's technically a difference, but I use both terms sometimes) for cakes. For anyone who likes that kind of thing, this buttercream is quick and easy and hard to beat:

https://tinyurl.com/y69z9rdm

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (O69GV)

256 "(She) is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away."

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:04 AM (Mn+rV)

257 "(She) is a loathsome, offensive brute... yet I can't look away."
Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:04 AM (Mn+rV)



Kinda like a train wreck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

258 Figure with Gigantic Chin.

Posted by: XTC at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (UnA8+)

259 Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 10:00 AM (ZdaMQ

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"Hey! You take that ba-- Wait. Shit. Nevermind."

I have said this many times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (oINRc)

260 https://www.ambrosiana.it
Posted by: m at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (dvbwR)

————

Hard believe they let you right up to 500 year old paintings.I could lick them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (deFpX)

261 This Yankee had to look up Conecuh sausage. I thought it was another blend, like kielbasa or bratwurst. Aldi's stocks a delicious Italian sausage.
Posted by: Kris

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Conecuh hot sausage, some Golden Eagle syrup out of their mason jar, and fresh homemade biscuits is maybe my favorite breakfast.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (O69GV)

262 I'll never forget when I found out the Navy made it's frosting from lard.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (UuD2k)

263 Lincoln was a turd puncher?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 10:06 AM (aSpH1)

264 I can hook you up if you want! Dry ice and fed ex.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 09:56 AM (ZdaMQ)

That is very nice of you!

However, it just occurred to me that I can ask Nevergiveup to get some at the PX at West Point or wherever else he goes. That's the only place north of the Mason-Dixon line that carries it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:06 AM (XIJ/X)

265 reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when he dates a woman version of himself.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 24, 2023 10:06 AM (OgrpQ)

266 Thanks for helping my diet by posting that painting.

Posted by: SamIam at March 24, 2023 10:06 AM (oasF3)

267 Fidgety children in a classroom? Bored out of their minds?

The horror, the horror.

BTW, before everyone attacks me, I was diagnosed as an adult with attention disorder.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

268 A young busty Roger Waters?

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM (kJH1Z)

269 Holy Shitballs!!!

- - - - Pam Poovey
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023


***
Lou Ann's sister?

Posted by: Gomer Pyle, USMC, Ret. at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

270 262 We have a panaderia here that makes all their lard out of frosting.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM (MvF+J)

271 These people are real smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (LvTSG)

Their goal is to replace the Pakleds as .... whatever it is that the are.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM (4GxJn)

272 Word of the Day:

Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (RovqD)

273 Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (O69GV)

There is a recipe for a delicious-sounding cream cheese frosting in last Sunday's Food Thread...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (XIJ/X)

274 I shall name this "Keith Richards in Transtition".

**********

Rolling Stones The Teen Years - a limerick

A society dress-up pageant enthralls
But this painting outrages and appalls.
A teenage guitar player
Dons make-up, gown and hair
For Keith Richards' debutante balls

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (ykeLU)

275 BTW, before everyone attacks me, I was diagnosed as an adult with attention disorder.
Posted by: Archer

What?

Looks away and on to other things.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (qoGsy)

276 Was this the inspiration for Michelle Obama's 'well toned arms' we used to hear about so often?

Posted by: JTB at March 24, 2023 10:09 AM (7EjX1)

277 The cruelty is off the charts. Reading Morning Report-realizing it's 9:30 AM-hoping to see cute boobies or boobalettes to close out the week. Instant sad trombone, little willy goes into instant scared turtle mode. Only thing that could have made it worse would be flowing armpit hair. I guess I'm thankful for that, at least. No wonder people drink and drug.

Posted by: Tommy Turtle at March 24, 2023 10:09 AM (aFgj+)

278 Where was I?

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

279 278 Where was I?
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

What?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

280 The years have been rough on Bill Walton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (lf83v)

281 Kinda like a train wreck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

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Yep. It also reminded me of Kramer's painting - hence the Seinfeld quote!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (Mn+rV)

282 >>>Wyatt Earp's favorite Tarantino film confirmed for Death Proof.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I actually liked Vampire Hunter. I know that's probably blasphemy, but I thought it was entertaining.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (bkUtD)

283
There is a recipe for a delicious-sounding cream cheese frosting in last Sunday's Food Thread...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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Thanks, headed to find it now.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (O69GV)

284 The title "Head on a Green Sofa" did not describe what I was expecting.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 09:54 AM


"a portrait of the late Lady Lambton"

Exactly how post-mortem was it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)

285 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (RovqD)

"The moonshot and penicillin are examples of caudacity."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (oINRc)

286 262 I'll never forget when I found out the Navy made it's frosting from lard.
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Lard is good food.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (tiR3O)

287 282 I actually liked Vampire Hunter. I know that's probably blasphemy, but I thought it was entertaining.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (bkUtD)

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Ah, but Winstead is never dressed up as a cheerleader in Vampire Hunter like she is in Death Proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

288 The years have been rough on Bill Walton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:10 AM (lf83v)

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (AwYPR)

289 This is what social media and the pharmaceutical industry has done to children........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

Did you read the Tik Tok selling drugs to kids story from JJK?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

290 >>>Ah, but Winstead is never dressed up as a cheerleader in Vampire Hunter like she is in Death Proof.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Truth, which is why I love Death Proof.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:12 AM (bkUtD)

291 Fess up morons. How many of you raced here to see this?

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 24, 2023 10:12 AM (3wNhr)

292 Figure with Bare Arms and Fake Boobs

Posted by: Marooned at March 24, 2023 10:12 AM (kt8QE)

293 BTW, before everyone attacks me, I was diagnosed as an adult with attention disorder.
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:07 AM


*points*

Squirrel!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:12 AM (Wnv9h)

294 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people
Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2023 10:08 AM (RovqD)

In reality, it describes the Audacity of Cope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 10:12 AM (oINRc)

295 all the commentary is focused on the subject matter, but no one has mentioned how the painterly "skill" is about 9th grade level.

to describe artist's technique as "basic" would be very generous

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:13 AM (dCxaZ)

296 Two elbows today makes up for the elbow drought last week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:13 AM (lf83v)

297 Holly came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitchhiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she

She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

298 I wonder if you can make frosting from coconut oil.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:14 AM (UuD2k)

299 Trans-Impressionist?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2023 10:14 AM (wtvvX)

300 BTW, before everyone attacks me, I was diagnosed as an adult with attention disorder.
Posted by: Archer
___________

I have IDGAF Dysphoria. It runs in the family.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)

301 Fess up morons. How many of you raced here to see this?

someone upthread actually admitted he had an incipient boner that fizzled when he saw this painting because he had been SOOO-O-O anticipating all the heavenly, ecstasy-producing digital boobage

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:15 AM (dCxaZ)

302 I actually liked Vampire Hunter. I know that's probably blasphemy, but I thought it was entertaining.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023


***
The alternate-universe adventure with Abe Lincoln? It's a grand story concept. I mean, when he was a young man in Illinois, studying to be a lawyer, who knows what kind of hijinks he could have gotten up to . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2023 10:15 AM (J2vNu)

303 rhennigantx - I only recently figured out Reed was married to Laurie Anderson.

Oh Superman - https://youtu.be/Vkfpi2H8tOE

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:15 AM (qoGsy)

304 ya notice Sponge was not first for this nightmare

Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (us2H3)

305 through a sit up? Are they about to be handcuffed and placed into custody?

Preparing for the custodial strip search.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (4GxJn)

306 Add a couple of flies buzzing around and this could be Mad Magazine artwork.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (Mn+rV)

307 Iggy Pop has never looked better.

Posted by: Editor at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (y4xmZ)

308 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people. In particular, caudacity is frequently used in reference to bold, shameless displays of white privilege and racism.

This is evil and stupid in equal parts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

309 304 ya notice Sponge was not first for this nightmare
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (us2H3)

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I'm sorry, but sponge is first on every thread.

Including this one.

Especially this one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

310 Yes except possibly in birds of prey whose crazy notion was that.

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:17 AM (ICOwJ)

311
She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
_________

One of the most iconic bass-driven songs ever.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:17 AM (lf83v)

312 Re: cream cheese frosting recipe

I'm going to try it. Yeah, it does look like a bit of a PITA, but I bet it's good.

FWIW that recipe linked above requires no stove time. Mix butter (or lard) with vanilla, milk, and confectioners sugar, and put it on the cake.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (O69GV)

313 I now identify as Lucianne

my pronouns are was/were

Posted by: Lucian at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (us2H3)

314 Kinda like the Frank Zappa of Painting.

I sincerely hope this brings on a solid month of Zappa's serious orchestral compositions, most of the day and all through the night. They should almost but not quite fit up your ass.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 24, 2023 09:55 AM (jYCXf)


Nah, bruh.

I have a pretty good handle on who FZ was. I like him.

Listened to his music since "Freak Out", and saw him several times live.

But, in all that time, he never came on stage and played tune after tune showcasing his amazing playing and compositional skill like say, John Maclaughlin with the Mahavishnu Orchestra.

It was all silly jokes all the time. Yeah, he might p[lay one tune per set where he really let things rip, but that was about it.

So, yeah, if you cherry-picked through a hundred concerts or listened only to his barely serious "Serious music" ("Grand Wazoo comes to mind", you might have the wrong idea about who he was.

so, you can take all your FZ Hurt Feelz and shove them up your own ass. I'm sure there be no room left in that voluminous space.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (L1tQx)

315
I have IDGAF Dysphoria. It runs in the family.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)

Card carrying member of MFAFB Society.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (aSpH1)

316 She couldnt save die hard 4 well who could

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (ICOwJ)

317 With due apologies to King Harv, whoever here recommended Ascension Coffee gets a gold star from me.

It came super fast and fresh with the recent roast date printed on the bag. And it tastes excellent. Making espresso with it. Thumb up.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (/cl1j)

318 Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their ‘Sex Life.’

I am not suggesting that some will use this to make a list of prey but some will make a list of prey!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (BRHaw)

319 316 She couldnt save die hard 4 well who could
Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:18 AM (ICOwJ)

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Live Free Die Hard is the best Die Hard movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

320 One of the most iconic bass-driven songs ever.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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Ummm, no. Try listening to Enwistle's bass playing on Can You See the Real Me.

Entwistle was not known as Thunder Fingers for nothing.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (oZSqn)

321 I can't get Twisted Sister out of my head...

Posted by: Inogame at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (53oGX)

322
I have IDGAF Dysphoria. It runs in the family.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)


Me too!

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

323 yall have had yer morning disappointment, are you now ready for your morning belly laugh, or maybe hurl?

I give you Kayleigh McEnany via Catturd2:

https://tinyurl.com/vmt84m9n

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)

324 This is not the palate cleanser I was expecting.

Posted by: Corona at March 24, 2023 10:20 AM (nakGR)

325 Wyatt Earp's favorite Tarantino film confirmed for Death Proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)

It's in the Top 5 QT for me which feels weird to say. So freaking rewatchable and fun.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:20 AM (/cl1j)

326 Winstead is in some movie (Jane?) where plays an assassin in Japan who is going to die and she goes all John Wick on everyone.

Anyway, there is a scene where she has just had relations with a man and she is in her underwear, and she is extremely fit. One might assume that the director is exploiting her by showing her barely clothed. Personally, I think she insisted on the scene, because she was bragging.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 10:20 AM (pwExq)

327 un-Brainy McEnany is getting so ratioed

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:20 AM (dCxaZ)

328 so, you can take all your FZ Hurt Feelz and shove them up your own ass. I'm sure there be no room left in that voluminous space.
_______

So, if I'm hearing you correctly, we'll put you down as a "no."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:20 AM (lf83v)

329 She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
_________

One of the most iconic bass-driven songs ever.


Steel Cage Song Match-Up:

"Walk on the Wild Side" VS "Come Together"

Go!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (L1tQx)

330 I sense great vulnerability. A man child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (yQpMk)

331 Not alternate universe alternate exolanation in the sequel abe becomes a vampire and lives through the next century

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (ICOwJ)

332 It's probably misogyny, but I've sort of started noticing that mental illness in men is struggled with an overcome, while mental illness in women becomes part of their identity.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (O69GV)

333 She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
=====

El, oh, el, ay, LOLA.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (MIKMs)

334 Campus Reform published a copy of the Department’s statement, which proclaimed that UHD is on Native American lands and acknowledged “that systemic racism harms Black and African-descendant, Indigenous, Latin American, Latinx and Latine, Asian, Asian American, American Arab, Middle Eastern, North African and multi-racial persons, and we are all worse off because of it.”

The statement continued by asserting that all members of the faculty “are complicit in systems of oppression through our individual and collective actions,” but that to atone for these sins, the faculty works to “uphold social justice in our lives and work as teachers and scholars [and] embrace diversity, equity, and inclusion [DEI].”

I hope the Cougars lose tonight! Fuck them!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

335 one reply to un_Brainy:

https://tinyurl.com/2k8rz9ny

"knock twice if you've been abducted"

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (dCxaZ)

336 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people. In particular, caudacity is frequently used in reference to bold, shameless displays of white privilege and racism.

In this case, coined by a black racist at the DOD. Their DIE person at $160,000/year salary.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

337 Live Free Die Hard is the best Die Hard movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM
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It's a great film - lots of fun. I prefer the original, but not by much!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (Mn+rV)

338 The Paulo he would not hang.

Posted by: Paulo at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (z/ifB)

339 Mary Elizabeth was fantastic in Fargo Season 3. Almost stole the show.

Watching her mail it in in clips of that dumb suicide squad movie or whatever, you get zero sense she can even act. Shows how important good direction and writing is to a performance.

Also they butched her up and made her sufficiently unattractive in Gemini Man which I guess is the New Hollywood Trend for... MODERNA AUDIENCES.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (/cl1j)

340 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Was half asleep when I looked at the picture. I'm wide awake now.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (anj39)

341 Ummm, no. Try listening to Enwistle's bass playing on Can You See the Real Me.

Entwistle was not known as Thunder Fingers for nothing.
Posted by: whig
_________

That's why I said "One of. . . " and not "THE most iconic."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (lf83v)

342 Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never, ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

343 At DM: "Judge in Gwyneth Paltrow's ski-slope crash trial bans her team from bringing in 'TREATS' for court bailiffs"

Goop pudding and ozone eclairs.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (MvF+J)

344 Ole Willie chimes in..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJQ23Lpejg

Posted by: Katfish at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (+Z2md)

345 330 I sense great vulnerability. A man child crying out for love, an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 10:21 AM (yQpMk)

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Nice

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (Mn+rV)

346 339 Watching her mail it in in clips of that dumb suicide squad movie or whatever, you get zero sense she can even act. Shows how important good direction and writing is to a performance.

Also they butched her up and made her sufficiently unattractive in Gemini Man which I guess is the New Hollywood Trend for... MODERNA AUDIENCES.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:22 AM (/cl1j)

=========

She's the best part of Birds of Prey. She's actually funny. It's not much, but she's literally the only bright spot in that dull, insipid film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

347 Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their ‘Sex Life.’

I am not suggesting that some will use this to make a list of prey but some will make a list of prey!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM


Because of course Boston....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

348 at this point it can be assumed that anyone involved in the GOPe apparatus is a sell-out, at best.

*Except Sarah Sanders Huckabee*

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (dCxaZ)

349 I liked Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter as well.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (44ww/)

350 This is so hideous, I'm laughing! Nervous laughter that betrays the fact I don't want to wake up at 3am and see it staring down on me.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (sVtYq)

351 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people.

--

So a group of people connected only by skin color can be judged as a group based on the actions you experience from your personal limited interactions with a few individuals?

Good to know.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (O69GV)

352 Serious FZ? Check out Francesco Zappa.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (a3Q+t)

353 Beethoven was gay. He didn't have any stops on his organ.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (ykeLU)

354 Epstein with boobs?

Posted by: TC in NC at March 24, 2023 10:25 AM (FjlUt)

355 Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their ‘Sex Life.’


I would suggest more Southie participation on the school board.

Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

356 The Paulo he would not hang.
Posted by: Paulo

Pfffft! The real Paolo he only hangs, how you say, during anesthesia.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 24, 2023 10:25 AM (qoGsy)

357 Ugh I didn't need to see that from Kayleigh. But she works for Fox so really we could not expect much better.

Chasing the almighty dollar and protecting your family I guess is #1. Ugh.

We'll always have Red Eye, Kayleigh. And those magnificent legs.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:25 AM (/cl1j)

358 That's a dude. Would. Not. Hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 10:26 AM (DMyTF)

359 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (Wnv9h)

I was listening to a podcast in which a guy who is anti-groomer described how all of MA children enrolled in public school from kindergarten to 12th grade were mandated a "some grown-up made a mistake when they assigned your gender" book.

half a million kids indoctrinated with one swoop of the pen

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:26 AM (dCxaZ)

360 I would suggest more Southie participation on the school board.
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2023 10:25 AM


Just make sure that's Southie and not the South End.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:26 AM (Wnv9h)

361 I believe this is a painting of my 3rd grade music teacher. She was nice but looked like that. It was probably our singing that did this to her.

Posted by: Durak Kazyol at March 24, 2023 10:26 AM (4zxRq)

362 Live Free Die Hard is the best Die Hard movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Posted by: BEN ROETHELISBERGER at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (z/ifB)

363 I'm requesting the next art thread feature one of William-Adolphe Bouguereau's beauties as a palate cleanser.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (sVtYq)

364 Ramsacking all seinfeld lines

Yes better than most robbie was in a whole other film

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (ICOwJ)

365 One of the most iconic bass-driven songs ever.

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Oh, well. Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (MIKMs)

366 Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their ‘Sex Life.’
_________

During School Board meetings and Parent teacher conferences, we should ask the same questions of school officials.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (lf83v)

367 Who couldn't save Live Free or Die Hard?
Just watched it for the 3rd time. Really, really holds up well, IMHO. Shows how we could still be attacked, either by China, or ANtifa types in the future. (The first 4 all really good, can't think of another "Franchise" I'd say that about)

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (AsMdZ)

368 Painting seems appropriate for current year.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (DTX3h)

369 Who paints John Kerry in drag?

Oh well, he's very progressive.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (krQz2)

370 @339

>>Also they butched her up and made her sufficiently unattractive in Gemini Man which I guess is the New Hollywood Trend for... MODERNA AUDIENCES.


Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the Dakota Johnson of Kristen Stewarts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (n/8Ck)

371 I was listening to a podcast in which a guy who is anti-groomer described how all of MA children enrolled in public school from kindergarten to 12th grade were mandated a "some grown-up made a mistake when they assigned your gender" book.

half a million kids indoctrinated with one swoop of the pen
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:26 AM


Welcome to The Gay State.

*resumes looking at property in NH*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)

372
Did you read the Tik Tok selling drugs to kids story from JJK?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)



I did not. Should I?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

373 Enjoy the rest of y’alls morning! I need to monitor school and get back to the studio for my own workout.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (ZdaMQ)

374 She's the best part of Birds of Prey. She's actually funny. It's not much, but she's literally the only bright spot in that dull, insipid film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

That's good to know. I only saw clips and she looked dull. She really is good.

The story Tarantino tells is he wrote the part of Lee in Death Proof with no personality expecting whoever he cast to have flexibility to bring something to the part.

Instead Mary Elizabeth came in and read and gave him the fully fleshed out character from the page, and he realized that he HAD given Lee a personality - and MEW found it.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (K5wte)

375
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Live Free Die Hard is the best Die Hard movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)



I'm never reading any of your reviews ever again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

376 367 Who couldn't save Live Free or Die Hard?
Just watched it for the 3rd time. Really, really holds up well, IMHO. Shows how we could still be attacked, either by China, or ANtifa types in the future. (The first 4 all really good, can't think of another "Franchise" I'd say that about)
Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:27 AM (AsMdZ)

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Eh. The second one is terrible. The greatest sin is completely wasting William Sadler.

The first one would be great if you just cut out the police chief. He sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

377 Good thing they got this Trump character sussed out. Haa, ha.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (glGDV)

378 342 Well, I'd left home just a week before
And I'd never, ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
She said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
Posted by: rhennigantx
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I think Ray Davies has a love hate relationship with that song--he showed the guy cracking up in a later song, "Paranoia the Destroyer".

Waterloo Sunset, Victoria, You Really Got Me, and Sunny Afternoon are far better songs than Lola.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (oZSqn)

379 Well a car taking down a jet, whats not to like

Of course the mcquaid kids could not be normal

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (ICOwJ)

380 *resumes looking at property in NH*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)


I'm prolly going to end up in WV or MI or maybe VA

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (dCxaZ)

381 375 I'm never reading any of your reviews ever again.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

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You read them to begin with?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

382 not MI, MS

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:30 AM (dCxaZ)

383 I give you Kayleigh McEnany via Catturd2:

Whore.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 10:30 AM (DMyTF)

384 One of the most iconic bass-driven songs ever.

In the Classic Album episode, Herbie Flowers showed how he combined a bass guitar and a double bass to make the bass line.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 24, 2023 10:30 AM (p+1gI)

385 Live Free Die Hard is the best Die Hard movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)


Yeah, that's a great one.

But, I don't think it would've kickstarted a franchise like the first one did.

So, I'd still say the first "Die Hard" is the best.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:30 AM (L1tQx)

386 6 That's a MAN baby!
Posted by: Sponge

It’s the zeitgeist of the nation…😵‍💫😬

Posted by: Justin Castreau at March 24, 2023 10:31 AM (V8yYW)

387 {i]I'm prolly going to end up in WV or MI or maybe VA
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM

I still work in Boston, and will for a few more years at least. NH is the best I can do right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:31 AM (Wnv9h)

388 I'm not sure if this means anything, but DU had a thread on it, and it may be nominally interesting for those rare lurkers older than 29 that may remember the event:

Once cherished in Miami, Elian Gonzalez is set to become a legislator in Cuba. González, 29, was proposed as a candidate for the municipality of Cárdenas, in Matanzas, where he lives and works as assistant director of AT Comercial Varadero, a food import company run by the Cuban Ministry of the Armed Forces.

because Cuba’s electoral system is designed in a way official candidates face no competition and only need a small percentage of the vote to get elected, there’s little doubt that González, who as a boy was at the center of one of the most emotional stories in Miami’s history, will become a member of the same government his mother tried to escape from.


The amount of pro-Cuba copium posting is unreal...no room to post, but I wasn't expecting it. I thought we all agreed he and the Cuban government were oppressive? Not even close, it seems.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

389 ========

You read them to begin with?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)



Once or twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

390 Caudacity is a slang term for audacity demonstrated by white people

I've always heard that as "Caucasity", I think dating back to "In Living Color".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)

391 *resumes looking at property in NH*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)
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I moved from VT to WY last year. It has been an eye-opening treat - I felt like I'd been behind enemy lines for decades. If you're really considering moving (and you should) I recommend relocating to a truly red state. It is liberating.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (Mn+rV)

392 Instead Mary Elizabeth came in and read and gave him the fully fleshed out character from the page, and he realized that he HAD given Lee a personality - and MEW found it.
Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:28 AM (K5wte)
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Yeah. I think she's a quality actress.

I liked the way she straddled the line between GRRRL power and realistic in Gemini Man.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (krQz2)

393 388 The amount of pro-Cuba copium posting is unreal...no room to post, but I wasn't expecting it. I thought we all agreed he and the Cuban government were oppressive? Not even close, it seems.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 10:31 AM (JCZqz)

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They sure do love centralized government dictating who can and who cannot run for government positions, huh?

Big lovers of democracy those at Democracy Underground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (LvTSG)

394 Waterloo Sunset, Victoria, You Really Got Me, and Sunny Afternoon are far better songs than Lola.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2023 10:29 AM (oZSqn)

Concur. Waterloo Sunset is my favorite.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (R/m4+)

395 "because Cuba’s electoral system is designed in a way official candidates face no competition and only need a small percentage of the vote to get elected"

Ju keep using that word, elected. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM (Y5qcH)

396 Rennie harlan got grief for a pro american film so he decided sadler as a dark version of oliver north was on tap. Sort of similar character on deep space nice

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (ICOwJ)

397 I liked Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter as well.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 10:24 AM (44ww/)

I'm a sucker (hah) for vampire movies, and that one was a good one!

Morbius on the other hand was awful. A pathetic and boring attempt at a modern vampire movie. Leto was terrible, and even the accomplished supporting actors were poorly directed and made their roles wooden and boring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (XIJ/X)

398 Oh, well. Another one bites the dust.

Probably while under pressure.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (ZGrMX)

399 So we're now in a shooting war with Iran.

Our base in Syria has been hit by missiles after we attacked a base in Syria believed to be used by the Iranian republic guard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (nsnF6)

400 I moved from VT to WY last year. It has been an eye-opening treat - I felt like I'd been behind enemy lines for decades. If you're really considering moving (and you should) I recommend relocating to a truly red state. It is liberating.
Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:32 AM


Family and work reasons for staying up here for a while. After that, we'll see.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (Wnv9h)

401 28 Kathy Griffin feelin' sexy.
Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2023 09:33 AM (dTFZY)

Trying to rip her own head right off.

Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (BBDk7)

402 398 Oh, well. Another one bites the dust.

Probably while under pressure.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

*preps accordian*
-Weird Al Yankovic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

403 Children who can’t get ADHD medications ‘can’t control their impulses,’

-
Scatter gun would fix that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:34 AM (FVME7)

404 @399

>>So we're now in a shooting war with Iran.
Our base in Syria has been hit by missiles after we attacked a base in Syria believed to be used by the Iranian republic guard.


Hey man, we tried the peace and prosperity thing, apparently 81 million ballots disagreed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 10:34 AM (n/8Ck)

405 Morbius on the other hand was awful. A pathetic and boring attempt at a modern vampire movie. Leto was terrible, and even the accomplished supporting actors were poorly directed and made their roles wooden and boring.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM


Morbius? That fucker is still alive?!

Posted by: The 4th Doctor at March 24, 2023 10:34 AM (Wnv9h)

406 That's why I said "One of. . . " and not "THE most iconic." Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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I can take Lou and VU in small doses but a lot of their appeal was in edgy transgressing boundaries.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (oZSqn)

407 367
"Eh. The second one is terrible. The greatest sin is completely wasting William Sadler.

The first one would be great if you just cut out the police chief. He sucks."

2nd one is terrible??? Wow...I'll take terrible like that all day long. Or, over just about any film today.
Police chief, or deputy whatever he was , had company with the F B I igits....

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (AsMdZ)

408 Oh, well. Another one bites the dust.

Probably while under pressure.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (ZGrMX)
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news of the world.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (krQz2)

409
Leto was terrible...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (XIJ/X)


That should be written on his tombstone.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (L1tQx)

410 Why is Vivek Ramaswamy making so much sense? Smells like an op.

Posted by: Let gp Sink In at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (MvF+J)

411 Y'all DO know Conecuh Sausage has an online presence...and you can order directly...

https://conecuhsausage.com/

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (OUMaO)

412 Oh shit!

Cramer: "Your money is safe at Deutsche Bank"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (Y5qcH)

413 Leto was terrible...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (XIJ/X)
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That's kind of funny because, at one time, the hype was he was the best actor ever.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (krQz2)

414 407 2nd one is terrible??? Wow...I'll take terrible like that all day long. Or, over just about any film today.
Police chief, or deputy whatever he was , had company with the F B I igits....
Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:35 AM (AsMdZ)

========

The 2nd one makes pretty much no sense. It's typical Renny Harlin barely competent action in the middle of a story that barely justifies any of the action.

The FBI agents are great in the first one. The police chief is just an outright idiot and drags the middle of the film down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)

415 I mean for God's sake, we DO have Internet here in Alabama...

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (OUMaO)

416 Family and work reasons for staying up here for a while. After that, we'll see.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM (Wnv9h)
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Understood. We gotta play the hand we are dealt.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (GeFyf)

417 have IDGAF Dysphoria. It runs in the family.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
===we might be related

Posted by: From about that Time at March 24, 2023 10:37 AM (4780s)

418 Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was relatively fun. Not a great movie but a few good set pieces and some unapologetic femininity.

A complete rework and butchery of the story yet tried to stay faithful to Austen in ways even the 2005 version didn't, which was strange.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:37 AM (4e0F4)

419 Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM

I still have...questions.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:37 AM (Wnv9h)

420 413 That's kind of funny because, at one time, the hype was he was the best actor ever.
Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (krQz2)

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He was in Ralph Bakshi's last movie. It was really bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

421 Concur. Waterloo Sunset is my favorite.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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Waterloo Sunset could have only come from the pen of Ray Davies and is simply a lovely melody and lyrics put together with a strong performance by the band instrumentally.

Sort of like Solsbury Hill by Gabriel. Instantly distinctive and different the sound and lyrics of most songs on the radio.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2023 10:37 AM (oZSqn)

422 razzinfrazzin sock typo

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (OUMaO)

423 Was expecting fat man on ottoman. Not that; but that's still a man, baby.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (l7Kbv)

424 415 I mean for God's sake, we DO have Internet here in Alabama...
Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 24, 2023 10:36 AM (OUMaO)

We have it in Louisiana too, but damn snapping turtles keep cutting the wires!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)

425 Well matt smith was the only one having fun with it.

They wasted leto and harris

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (ICOwJ)

426 Morbius was awful. I can't believe they actually released it.

Consider they cancelled Batgirl.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (pwExq)

427 Hmmm...

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is getting a 4K release, but only in Australia. To get it, I'd have to pay nearly $40.

I'm tempted...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

428 I had a meeting and missed JJ's photoshop update in the morning report.

I literally laughed out loud. Great one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (lTGtQ)

429 427 Hmmm...

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is getting a 4K release, but only in Australia. To get it, I'd have to pay nearly $40.

I'm tempted...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but movies run backwards in Australia.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:39 AM (Y5qcH)

430 I would suggest more Southie participation on the school board.
Posted by: Archer
===
where's Louise Day Hicks when you want her? And the Dap.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 24, 2023 10:39 AM (4780s)

431 Why is Vivek Ramaswamy making so much sense? Smells like an op.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In

Naan sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2023 10:39 AM (7u1Ff)

432 I moved from VT to WY last year. It has been an eye-opening treat - I felt like I'd been behind enemy lines for decades. If you're really considering moving (and you should) I recommend relocating to a truly red state. It is liberating.
-----------------
You left Bernieville?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:39 AM (tiR3O)

433 I still work in Boston, and will for a few more years at least. NH is the best I can do right now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:31 AM (Wnv9h)


I went to a fantastic Indian restaurant in NH once, it was near the VT border

wish I could recall the name

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (dCxaZ)

434 Peeping Tom!

Hahaha! Now that's a wrap-up of fine art for this fine week. (The Freuds were ALL unbalanced, imo.) I'd pass hanging this one but look forward to next week's offerings. Thanks.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (GshMh)

435 I moved from VT to WY last year. It has been an eye-opening treat - I felt like I'd been behind enemy lines for decades. If you're really considering moving (and you should) I recommend relocating to a truly red state. It is liberating.
Posted by: 496

OH to TN.

"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (qoGsy)

436 >>>The alternate-universe adventure with Abe Lincoln? It's a grand story concept. I mean, when he was a young man in Illinois, studying to be a lawyer, who knows what kind of hijinks he could have gotten up to . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I'm certain a vampire killed him, but they left the blame on Booth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (bkUtD)

437 Aw, Hell, CBD!!!!
You'd think we could have a tranny-free art thread, but no.

I will be having and extra shot of Pure Maple Syrup on my French toast tomorrow morning. *glares*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (mqu1M)

438 Kayleigh McEnany no doubt has met Pence, (I am sure he made a point of that, who wouldn't?) and probably prayed with Pence and his wife.....still, Pence sux...

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (AsMdZ)

439 @413

>>That's kind of funny because, at one time, the hype was he was the best actor ever.

He has the promise of being a great actor but he just doesn't have that extra gear needed to transcend his pretty boy persona or figure out what's in his pockets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (n/8Ck)

440 Late to the art party, and didn't miss anything I'd pay to view.
Freud, just another modern artist that believes in ugliness.
Not just in this piece but a quick search show all to be ugly.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (FCbAQ)

441 I mean for God's sake, we DO have Internet here in Alabama...
Posted by: Brother Tim


********

Sure, but is the WiFi signal strong enough to reach the outhouse?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (ykeLU)

442 410 Why is Vivek Ramaswamy making so much sense? Smells like an op.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In


Something the farm produced if you ask me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (DMyTF)

443 The alternate-universe adventure with Abe Lincoln? It's a grand story concept. I mean, when he was a young man in Illinois, studying to be a lawyer, who knows what kind of hijinks he could have gotten up to . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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He killed hisself a bar when he was only 3!

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (krQz2)

444 Im convinced these people cant write worth (redacted) morbius is not emo hes a dark terrifying villain batgirl is not goth

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (ICOwJ)

445 Yeah, but movies run backwards in Australia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

In Titanic, the ship rises up out of the ocean.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

446
********

Sure, but is the WiFi signal strong enough to reach the outhouse?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (ykeLU)



And why are you sexing Max Headroom?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

447 I'm a sucker (hah) for vampire movies, and that one was a good one!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2023 10:33 AM


Hmm. May have to watch that for fun some Friday night.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (Wnv9h)

448 I went to a fantastic Indian restaurant in NH once, it was near the VT border

wish I could recall the name
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (dCxaZ)

Nilay's Delhi?

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (AwYPR)

449 Why is Vivek Ramaswamy making so much sense? Smells like an op.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In
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Because he's the sharpest candidate we got.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (krQz2)

450 Mark me down as a Freud 'not"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (ykeLU)

451 Kayleigh McEnany no doubt has met Pence, (I am sure he made a point of that, who wouldn't?) and probably prayed with Pence and his wife.....still, Pence sux...
Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (AsMdZ)



She thinks he has a future in the White House. She thinks she's on a short list in that administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

452 He killed hisself a bar when he was only 3!
Posted by: Axeman

You're thinking of Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

453 438 Kayleigh McEnany no doubt has met Pence, (I am sure he made a point of that, who wouldn't?) and probably prayed with Pence and his wife.....still, Pence sux...
Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (AsMdZ)


McEnany wss WH spokesman she had to have worked with Pence.

Here is what I think we are doing wrong. We seem to think that if we have a disagreement with someone that EVERYTHING about that person must be terrible, and no good may be spoken of that person, ever, for any reason.

I think Pence is probably a decent person and is indeed sincere in his faith. That he is a politician who "doesn't know what time it is" is obvious. But that doesn't mean that he is the worst person in the world.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 10:44 AM (pwExq)

454 452 You're thinking of Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)

=========

Can Chuck Norris create a diamond from coal with his bare hands that not even Chuck Norris could crack with his teeth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

455 He killed hisself a bar when he was only 3!
Posted by: Axeman

You're thinking of Chuck Norris.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:44 AM


In that instance, the bear heard Chuck Norris was upset with it. It killed itself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (Wnv9h)

456 >>Who couldn't save Live Free or Die Hard?
Just watched it for the 3rd time. Really, really holds up well, IMHO.


Yes*



*except at the very end when Bruce rides atop an aiforce jet, but I get that with sequels you have to keep pushing the stunts to more outrageousness.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (mqu1M)

457 Morning.

Holy shit...

Well, at least the figure kept its shirt on.

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (1Yy3c)

458 You left Bernieville?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:39 AM (tiR3O
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More like I made it over the wall and past the outer fences.

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (GeFyf)

459 ...or is that John Travolta in drag...

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (krQz2)

460 She thinks he has a future in the White House. She thinks she's on a short list in that administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)


Yeah, no. I don't think she believes or even hopes he will be President.

Maybe she is just looking for a gig with American Enterprise Institute or something.

Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (pwExq)

461 Aye, aye Admiral!

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (GshMh)

462 I mean for God's sake, we DO have Internet here in Alabama...
Posted by: Brother Tim


Dammit! Why did it have yo be Brother Tim posting that? Too much respect to take cheap shots on Alabama.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (GIBR7)

463 Can Chuck Norris create a diamond from coal with his bare hands that not even Chuck Norris could crack with his teeth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)

The Chuck Norris Paradox.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (Y5qcH)

464 Block Island is really nice but that's RI

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

465 Rufus sewell almost,? Stills the picture as head vampire dominic cooper is really co lead

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (ICOwJ)

466 Ah, I've been trying to remember what this reminds me of; Richard Speck in his later big boob stage.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (yQpMk)

467 I knew McEnany was fugazi when she bleached her hair BRIGHT yellow.

like florescent

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

468 I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the face in the painting or the titty in the sidebar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (Jg7EG)

469 A fun Renny Harlin movie is "District B13" starring the guy who created the Parkour trend.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (mqu1M)

470 Can Chuck Norris create a diamond from coal with his bare hands that not even Chuck Norris could crack with his teeth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
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Yes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (krQz2)

471 Lots of folks think old Abe was born in NC. I certainly don't claim that tyrant SOB, but it's an interesting story.

bosticlincolncenter.com/index.htm

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (O69GV)

472 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (yQpMk)

omg yes

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

473 464 Block Island is really nice but that's RI
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

Isn't that where all the gays go? I lived near it for years and drove by it many times, but never been.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:48 AM (Y5qcH)

474 I think Pence is probably a decent person and is indeed sincere in his faith. That he is a politician who "doesn't know what time it is" is obvious. But that doesn't mean that he is the worst person in the world.
-----------------
So he is no Hillary, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:48 AM (tiR3O)

475 Vampire killer not morbius althiugh he could havr improved both

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:48 AM (ICOwJ)

476
Mannish!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2023 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

477 She thinks he has a future in the White House. She thinks she's on a short list in that administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

If she thinks Pence has a chance of seeing the WH as anything but a tourist than she's dumber than shit. I'm guessing she's just doing what her paymasters tell her to, because she's not dumb. Which is sad but... going around.

Many people, especially with small children, would rather a quiet life than be an Enemy of the State. She'll never get a quiet life but she's increasing her chances marginally.

Not saying I respect it but I can't say I blame anyone for that. The writing for this country is on the proverbial wall. I'm not prepared to sacrifice my life and fortune only to get swept away in the coming storm. My battle will be fought for Jesus, no one else.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:48 AM (Hd0eU)

478 what the...?

https://tinyurl.com/2p93bvr2

I guess it's fun if you don't like Chris Wallace tho

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:49 AM (dCxaZ)

479 I mean for God's sake, we DO have Internet here in Alabama...
Posted by: Brother Tim


Dammit! Why did it have yo be Brother Tim posting that? Too much respect to take cheap shots on Alabama.
Posted by: rickb2223

Exactly.

Posted by: Alabama farmer helping the pig over the fence at March 24, 2023 10:49 AM (7u1Ff)

480 Why is Vivek Ramaswamy making so much sense? Smells like an op.
Posted by: Let gp Sink In


I suppose I'll have to denounce myself when I say this, but-

It seems like that to me becuz...I have yet to meet an India-derived American or Green Carder who wasn't a far-left numbskull.

I haven't met every Indian, so...you know...grain of salt and all that.


Oh! I forgot-

I denounce myself!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (L1tQx)

481 This is Horus. Horus is a red-tailed hawk who struggles with "living in a human body."

https://bit.ly/3TFiOoy

Species affirming surgery is going to be a bitch!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (FVME7)

482 Isn't that where all the gays go? I lived near it for years and drove by it many times, but never been.

no that's Provincetown if you're talking RI and Key West if you're in FL

I hate talking up Block Island because as of yet it's still undiscovered and very laid back

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

483 We can't eat him all at once, he's a helluva damn fine pig!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (yQpMk)

484 Dammit! Why did it have yo be Brother Tim posting that? Too much respect to take cheap shots on Alabama.

--

Make fun of Birmingham. We don't mind.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (O69GV)

485 451 Kayleigh McEnany no doubt has met Pence, (I am sure he made a point of that, who wouldn't?) and probably prayed with Pence and his wife.....still, Pence sux...
Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:41 AM (AsMdZ)


She thinks he has a future in the White House. She thinks she's on a short list in that administration.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:43 AM

No one is that stupid. Even The Bulwark and DU understand Pence is a radioactive loser who will never work in the White House again.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 24, 2023 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

486 471 Lots of folks think old Abe was born in NC. I certainly don't claim that tyrant SOB, but it's an interesting story.

bosticlincolncenter.com/index.htm
------------------
His family was in Mecklenburg county (Charlotte, NC) before moving west. Abe was not born there. My people were there and in Iredell County at the time. By marriage, I am related to Daniel Boone who was there at the time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:51 AM (tiR3O)

487 I give you Kayleigh McEnany via Catturd2:

https://tinyurl.com/vmt84m9n
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)
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Mainly a "meh" for me.

I would never vote for Pence again. And not because he didn't arrogate powers that it is not clear he had on January 6.

I haven't trusted his constitution since Indianna when he collapsed on the defense of religion bill. His teaming with Trump was the only thing that made him interesting, but now that he's gone mostly traitor on Trump, he's back to "Lawn Chair" Pence.

However, if somebody else wants to have a different opinion of him, that's fine with me.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 10:51 AM (krQz2)

488 OH to TN.

"Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:40 AM (qoGsy)
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The real trick is keeping it that way!

Posted by: 496 at March 24, 2023 10:51 AM (GeFyf)

489 By marriage, I am related to Daniel Boone who was there at the time.
Posted by: Pudinhead

D. Boone was at your wedding?

Nice!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (qoGsy)

490 >>I hate talking up Block Island because as of yet it's still undiscovered and very laid back

And I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)

491 Alternate title: Iggy Pop dressed as a woman.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (f1kZG)

492 OMG! US global warming is creeping over the border!

Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States" 😂

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (FVME7)

493 >>464 Block Island is really nice but that's RI

Close relatives sold a half acre of undeveloped land on Shelter Island two years ago for $1.5M.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (DMyTF)

494 >>This is Horus. Horus is a red-tailed hawk who struggles with "living in a human body."


As predictable as night following day.
All progressing as designed.
The solution to this poor fellow's body not matching his true self will be transhumanism, what Epstein, Bill Gates, and a lot of rich techie types have been pursuing for years.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (mqu1M)

495 Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States"


This explains all the snowfall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 24, 2023 10:53 AM (yQpMk)

496 Lots of folks think old Abe was born in NC. I certainly don't claim that tyrant SOB, but it's an interesting story.

bosticlincolncenter.com/index.htm
Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:47 AM (O69GV)

Bostic is in my AOP...never heard that.

Posted by: BignJames at March 24, 2023 10:53 AM (AwYPR)

497 Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States" 😂
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dokterate of Educayshun.

Posted by: Alabama farmer helping the pig over the fence at March 24, 2023 10:53 AM (7u1Ff)

498 Geez.
Who'd a thought this picture.would generate 500 comments? The Horde is feisty today!
I need more coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 10:53 AM (anj39)

499 489 By marriage, I am related to Daniel Boone who was there at the time.
Posted by: Pudinhead

D. Boone was at your wedding?

Nice!
------------------
I got a coonskin cap, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:54 AM (tiR3O)

500 UPI: Australian woman finds venomous snake lounging in her bed

https://tinyurl.com/mr4byyst

Why she was surprised, I don't know. It's Australia. This is like "day that ends in Y" territory.

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2023 10:54 AM (1Yy3c)

501 And I'd like it to stay that way.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)


of course it will stay that way, it's a corrupted, stinking blue shithole, how could it EVER improve??

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

502 Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States" 😂
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



"Let's press the button marked 'Idiot' and see what comes out."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

503 Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States"



That there is just a fu*k ton of stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2023 10:55 AM (anj39)

504 >>Jill Biden to the Canadian Governor General: "It's been really warm because of global warming in the United States"


If only the last ice age couldn't gone on forever, right, Jill? Dd@mn you global warming!!! *shakes fist at sky*

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:55 AM (mqu1M)

505 Thats who i was thinking of iggy pop

Posted by: No 6 at March 24, 2023 10:55 AM (ICOwJ)

506 I wonder if Vlad sub contracts with Hillary.

A Russian pop star who became famous for criticizing Putin has been found dead in a "drowning accident"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:55 AM (FVME7)

507 >>of course it will stay that way, it's a corrupted, stinking blue shithole, how could it EVER improve??

Exactly. Don't go to Block. It's horrible.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

508 I hate talking up Block Island because as of yet it's still undiscovered and very laid back
Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM (dCxaZ)

When I lived in Groton, lots of people would go there in the summer. I think there was a ferry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (UuD2k)

509 I think Lucian Freud hated humanity and wanted to inflict his distorted vision upon the rest of us.

Posted by: It's just plain ugly at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (B0ahs)

510 Lots of folks think old Abe was born in NC. I certainly don't claim that tyrant SOB, but it's an interesting story.

bosticlincolncenter.com/index.htm

------------------
His family was in Mecklenburg county (Charlotte, NC) before moving west. Abe was not born there.

--

Maybe. Like I said, I don't care where that worthless tyrant was born.

Posted by: Daddy, why are muffin pans made with twelve spaces instead of five? at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (O69GV)

511 >>I think Lucian Freud hated humanity and wanted to inflict his distorted vision upon the rest of us.


I blame his mother. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (mqu1M)

512 PJM: Boston School Latest to Ask Young Kids About Their Sex Lives

https://tinyurl.com/36f4y9nm

Posted by: Robert at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (1Yy3c)

513 500 UPI: Australian woman finds venomous snake lounging in her bed
------------------
This happens to most women sooner or later.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (tiR3O)

514 *except at the very end when Bruce rides atop an aiforce jet, but I get that with sequels you have to keep pushing the stunts to more outrageousness.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:45 AM (mqu1M)

oh sure, bring THAT up!

Posted by: ziggggeeee at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (AsMdZ)

515 Maybe. Like I said, I don't care where that worthless tyrant was born.
-----------------
Agreed. He was born in Yankeeland.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 24, 2023 10:57 AM (tiR3O)

516 I blame his mother. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2023 10:56 AM (mqu1M)

LOL

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2023 10:58 AM (W61FM)

517 Yeah, but movies run backwards in Australia.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

In Titanic, the ship rises up out of the ocean.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 24, 2023 10:42 AM (FVME7)

Is the Bonk! of the man's head hitting the prop just as funny in reverse?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 24, 2023 10:59 AM (FCbAQ)

518 Kentucky is Yankeeland?

So I guess your boy Jeffy Davis was born in Yankeeland, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2023 11:00 AM (DSB5h)

519 I remember going to Provincetown with two friends who are very conservative, they are AA. We got stuck in traffic on P-town's main drag and guys were walking by in all their finery. A dude's rainbow-clad ass was right in my friend's face, (through the car window), and she said to me: why is he wearing a rainbow on his ass?

I told her it was the Flag of the Queer Nation.

(This was way before normies understood about the rainbow revolution.)

Posted by: kallisto at March 24, 2023 11:00 AM (dCxaZ)

520 I went from 80% likely that Bragg indicts Trump this week, to 80% unlikely, probably 90%, though.

Posted by: Axeman at March 24, 2023 11:00 AM (krQz2)

521 Pence is a run of the mill US politician in the 21st century. This puts him in the bottom percentile of moral rectitude. He can fuck off with that piety routine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2023 11:00 AM (oINRc)

522 Block island is protected somewhat by too small an airport and lousy ferry service. Let's hope it stays that way.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 24, 2023 11:00 AM (4780s)

523 Ride my see-saw!
The market goes down
The market goes up
The market goes down
The market goes down
The market goes down
The market goes down

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 11:01 AM (L1tQx)

524 You know Freud says, "If the bitch don't want to pose, break her nose."

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 24, 2023 11:01 AM (Jg7EG)

525 >>Block island is protected somewhat by too small an airport and lousy ferry service. Let's hope it stays that way.

Block Island is part of Rhode Island and therefore doesn't exist.

Go elsewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2023 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)

526 I haven't met every Indian, so...
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM


How, naturalfake. Pleased to meet you.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at March 24, 2023 11:02 AM (a3Q+t)

527 There is, apparently, a nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2023 11:03 AM (a3Q+t)

528 I haven't met every Indian, so...
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 10:50 AM

How, naturalfake. Pleased to meet you.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at March 24, 2023 11:02 AM (a3Q+t)


See what I'm talking about!!!!!!1111!!!1!!1!!1

Criminy!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2023 11:04 AM (L1tQx)

529 Every successive Die Hard movie (after 3) is easily the worst Die Hard movie ever.

In the year 9200 AD, Die Hard 522 (Special Anniversary Edition) will be weaponized by the machines in the Butlerian Jihad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 24, 2023 11:04 AM (44ww/)

530 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2023 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

531 Wow. Gone way past butterface and into margarineface.

Posted by: MartynWW at March 24, 2023 11:12 AM (Ur3df)

532 It’s a man, baby!

Posted by: cccp3o at March 24, 2023 11:12 AM (DPoVk)

533 " I think Lucian Freud hated humanity and wanted to inflict his distorted vision upon the rest of us."

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Barry Soetero aka Shovel Ready Jobs
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Sociopathy and/ or Psychosis runs deep and long in monsters who climb over each other in their power lust, forcing us Bozos to kneel before such "Wizards of Smart."

And rub our noses in our helplessness; nobody is coming to rescue us, it would appear.

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