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Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Holy Family with Saint Elizabeth, Saint John, and a Dove
Peter Paul Rubens
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at March 30, 2023 09:31 AM (AxNYv)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 09:31 AM (oZwJ+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (R8uWY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (oZwJ+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (hTf8I)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (BTgKJ)
A Reuben is a grilled sandwich featuring corned beef on rye bread.
The Peter Paul version adds a Mounds or Almond Joy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
The boy on the left appears to have torn out a chunk of feathers from its wing.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:33 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 30, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)
Title: The Holy Family with Saint Elizabeth, Saint John, and a Dove
Artist: Peter Paul Rubens (Flemish, Siegen 1577–1640 Antwerp)
Date: ca. 1608–9
Medium: Oil on oak
Dimensions: 26 x 20 1/4 in. (66 x 51.4 cm)
Classification: Paintings
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (hTf8I)
Posted by: King of Cartoons at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (aFgj+)
Posted by: Ziba at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (hTf8I)
Yup, and all in pecking order.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (BTgKJ)
I thought Baby Jesus had torn the wings off a cherub [or whatever] at first.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (BHrzb)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (4IClK)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:34 AM (Vwz3I)
Here, have another peep, there's plenty of them in the basket!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
So who's the other boy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:36 AM (hTf8I)
So who's the other boy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (YIVH2)
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Carthage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 09:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 09:32 AM (oZwJ+)
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Well, you Christian folks keep claiming he dyed for our sins.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 09:36 AM (9cS6m)
So who's the other boy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (YIVH2)
I think kid on the left is John the Baptist. Older fellah must be Joseph.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:36 AM (hTf8I)
Pretty sure they ate bugs back then.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (6fvRe)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (BTgKJ)
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Ah, yes. That makes sense now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (hTf8I)
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (6fvRe)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Rainbow Koolade Biafra at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (PHRJJ)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 09:38 AM (9+YF+)
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Good thing it wasn't a cat!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 09:39 AM (9cS6m)
Posted by: Graphite Appreciation League at March 30, 2023 09:39 AM (aFgj+)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (BTgKJ)
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Ah, yes. That makes sense now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Better answer than mine at 34!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 30, 2023 09:39 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 09:40 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 09:40 AM (W2hoj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:40 AM (hTf8I)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 30, 2023 09:40 AM (wzAuc)
just save this image to your PC/Mac, whatever...and apply the pencil sketch filter to it.
Posted by: kallisto at March 30, 2023 09:40 AM (6fvRe)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (wagHN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (R8uWY)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (R8uWY)
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Choose wisely...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (v0TzN)
So who's the other boy?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:35 AM (YIVH2)
I think kid on the left is John the Baptist. Older fellah must be Joseph.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:37 AM (BTgKJ)
Yes, this is correct. You can tell which his John by the hairshirt/furskin he wears. The three adults are L to R: Joseph, Mary, and Elizabeth.
Posted by: Kris at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
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Love is a many-splintered wing.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (9cS6m)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 09:41 AM (wagHN)
I says, "Duck of Death".
Posted by: Little Bill Daggett at March 30, 2023 09:42 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:43 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:43 AM (v0TzN)
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St John the Baptist [note animal-hides clothing]; the Holy Family is Joseph, Mary, and Jesus.
Here's another Rubens on the same subject titled "The Holy Family with Saints Elizabeth and John the Baptist" Peter Paul Rubens About 1615"
https://tinyurl.com/5n8usmxw
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Infant Diet Plan at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (aFgj+)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: Are those baby pigs? at March 30, 2023 09:44 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
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The Portrait Photographer's Travails - a limerick
Two chubby kids, stout and sturdy
Posing for a picture. So purty!!
But try as they will
They just can't hold still
"Hey kids, over here! Watch the birdy!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 09:45 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Body Lice at March 30, 2023 09:46 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 09:46 AM (289ZB)
The hands, however, are extremely well done.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2023 09:46 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:46 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 30, 2023 09:46 AM (trVDr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (hTf8I)
Dove Shack, baby (Dove Shack, baby)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
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No, because good Jewish boys always do as their moms say; see the wedding feast at Cana.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (DMyTF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (L+qzt)
Posted by: Kris at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna dove you
Now don't be sad, (Don't be sad cause)
Cause two out of three ain't bad
Posted by: Meet Loaf at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
The dove identifies as a lamb so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)
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Sheep shot!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 09:49 AM (9cS6m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
The dove identifies as a lamb so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)
Is that baaaad?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:49 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
The dove identifies as a lamb so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete
Trans-Dove.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 09:50 AM (DMyTF)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)
After a hard day of painting I wonder what brand of palette cleanser Peter Paul Rubens uses to remove dried paint?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 09:50 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:43 AM (v0TzN)
Sorry: Joseph.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:50 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Ginger?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:51 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Moshe's Mohel at March 30, 2023 09:51 AM (L+qzt)
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Are ewe kidding??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)
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[EXPLITIVE DEBLEATED]
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2023 09:51 AM (9cS6m)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:43 AM (v0TzN)
Sorry: Joseph.
Posted by: m
The bottle was marked as 'Water'.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)
Dove Shack, baby (Dove Shack, baby)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
Near the Sugar Shack?
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:52 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Dove Shack, baby (Dove Shack, baby)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
Tiiiiiiiiin roof! (Pooped on)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Kris at March 30, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)
That's why I like this piece so much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Just about to start driving.
Boy, Jesus sure was a fat baby.
Not sure if I would hang but this is a really nice piece.
Anywho...
Metallica - 72 Seasons
https://youtu.be/1OeC9CGtWcM
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (jP9wr)
Posted by: JTB
*******
That's rare for this particular medium.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:54 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:54 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:55 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 09:55 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:55 AM (qoGsy)
Dove Shack, baby (Dove Shack, baby)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
Near the Sugar Shack?
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:52 AM (v0TzN)
Jimmie Gilmer and the Fireballs. Ugh. I read somewhere that Buddy Holly's old producer, Norman Petty, used Gilmer to redub some old Holly tracks after he died in the crash with Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (AW0uW)
Dove is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Dove gets you high
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:54 AM (s12c9)
Is that a cricket that John is holding in his hand? Looks like a dove part.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (v0TzN)
Time to get rollin'.
Stay free, Horde. Don't let the bastards keep you down.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (jP9wr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (EZaTx)
Posted by: Prince at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (3CCua)
I wonder what pronouns they use …
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (289ZB)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (wagHN)
I wonder how many puns are waiting in the wings?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: JTB
*******
That's rare for this particular medium.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Just have to rein in the Burnt Sienna usage.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (EZaTx)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:52 AM (v0TzN)
Jimmie Gilmer and the Fireballs. Ugh.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (AW0uW)
Ugh? Whoa, baby.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (DMyTF)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (eGTCV)
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Dave's not here man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (s12c9)
I wonder what pronouns they use …
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (289ZB)
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So now we have to ban all Apache, Chinook, Blackhawks, and F-16s...for the lizards, of course.
When will the EV version of these vehicles be ready?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)
Mal 3:1…Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in:
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (289ZB)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 09:57 AM (eGTCV)
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Dave's not here man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (s12c9)
; )
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 09:59 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM (DMyTF)
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No trannies. Not inclusive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 09:59 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 09:59 AM (EZaTx)
Posted by: Mr. Mom at March 30, 2023 09:59 AM (PHRJJ)
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 10:00 AM (9e/0I)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 10:00 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2023 09:56 AM (ncXxy)
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Inspiration for the piñata?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:00 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (SDdI7)
Also chili.
Posted by: Mr. Mom at March 30, 2023 09:59 AM
Don't give them honey, either, but hormone blockers and gender neutral clothes and toys are essential!
Posted by: SJW Commissar at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (JCZqz)
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The report stresses how cute the lizards are, hoping to play on the emotions of the public. They have been dubbed The Wonderful Lizards of "Aws"!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (ykeLU)
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#WATCH: As a trailer filled with 42,000 pounds of frozen chicken catches on fire
📌#Dallas | #Texas
A semi truck hauling more than 42,000 pounds of frozen chicken caught fire in Dallas early Wednesday morning shutting down Interstate 30. The truck was travelling from Arkansas to Long Beach, California no injuries were reported just lots of burnt crispy chicken
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (EZaTx)
Mal 3:1…Behold, I will send my messenger, and he shall prepare the way before me: and the Lord, whom ye seek, shall suddenly come to his temple, even the messenger of the covenant, whom ye delight in:
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 09:58 AM
We do call him "the prophet and forerunner". I've always said that if I ever have a Toyota 4-Runner, I'm calling it John.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (gmo/4)
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*BREAKING* the California legislature is forcing each school to set aside a portion of their building to be called "Bartertown", where students may interact without adult interference.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (ES0pB)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (v0TzN)
A semi truck hauling more than 42,000 pounds of frozen chicken caught fire in Dallas early Wednesday morning shutting down Interstate 30. The truck was travelling from Arkansas to Long Beach, California no injuries were reported just lots of burnt crispy chicken
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)
And they will burn down the Popeyes that is out fo chicken later today.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (cQhBn)
That there's what you call "foreshadowing."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (ES0pB)
Break a deal, Spin the Wheel
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Oh, nicely played B! Snort.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Jew didn't see that one coming??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)
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*BREAKING* the California legislature is forcing each school to set aside a portion of their building to be called "Bartertown", where students may interact without adult interference.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (ES0pB)
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The next generation of the CA ruling class laughs at the poors who will never be able to develop any skills or intellect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:04 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Peter Paul "Peewee Herman" Rubens at March 30, 2023 10:04 AM (lc5cP)
A semi truck hauling more than 42,000 pounds of frozen chicken caught fire in Dallas early Wednesday morning shutting down Interstate 30. The truck was travelling from Arkansas to Long Beach, California no injuries were reported just lots of burnt crispy chicken
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (Vwz3I)
Volunteer Fire Department Chicken Barbecue is on folks!
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:04 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 30, 2023 10:00 AM (9e/0I)
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Joseph would likely be wearing these shoes:
https://tinyurl.com/ynh7wjxe
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:04 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)
May I say that the naming of Jeeps is just fuckin ridiculous!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 30, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Master at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (lc5cP)
WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN?!?
Posted by: Master at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (lc5cP)
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You smell like pig shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
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Ugh. I hope CA legislators aren't reading this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (s12c9)
Old joke about agnostic technologists building artificial super intelligence to find out if there’s a God.
They finally finish & ask the question.
AI replies: “There is now, mfs!!”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:06 AM (Vwz3I)
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Ugh. I hope CA legislators aren't reading this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:05 AM (s12c9)
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They should build a wall around California so that our retrogressive ideas don't bring their path to utopia down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:06 AM (DMyTF)
Contractors need to start gouging these MF'ers on projects at these CEO's second; third and vacation properties. Fuck ‘em!
We were told the egg prices went sky high because of the avian flu bug that killed chickens and there was a shortage of eggs...egg producer costs were passed on to the consumer.
I bought that explanation. Higher cost for producers. Dead chickens. Shortage of eggs. Supply and demand. Cost passed on to the consumer. Now we're hearing that egg producers made obscene profits during this period?
Biden sets prices because he's in the pocket of big egg 🥚
I'm moving up the library's list for Bernie's book, "It's Okay to be Angry about Capitalism."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:08 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:09 AM (v0TzN)
Box of rocks. Dumber than.
These people seriously need a lesson from the Tire Iron of Wisdom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2023 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
This is the Holy Family? Jesus had a sibling?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
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IIRC, John the Baptist and Jesus were related in some manner as Elizabeth was related to Mary -- but the exact relationship is not certain.
The Hebrew language had no word for "cousin"
Here's one explanation found online: The word “cousin” is used in different places in Shakespeare, sometimes for nephew, sometimes for niece; twice for uncle, once for brother-in law, and three times for grandchildren. In the Bible it is used in only one passage (Luke i. 36 and 5
where Elizabeth is called the cousin of our Lord’s mother. It represents a Greek word (suggenes) that had the same vague meaning as our old English word “cousin,” one of the same race, a near relative. The consequence is that we cannot be sure of the relationship between John the Baptist and our Lord.Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
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You don't f*ck with Humpty Dumpty, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (v0TzN)
@TheChiefNerd
California Pushes Ahead w/ 'State-Sanctioned Kidnapping Bill' Allowing Therapists to Take Children as Young as 12-Years-Old From Their Parents Without Notice
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
https://tinyurl.com/44fpmwkr
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Wha happen??? at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (VsUo2)
that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility
No problem there that I can foresee. Nope.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (enJYY)
🚨Watch: GOP @RepThomasMassie
proposes arming teachers instead DNC Rep. Jamaal Bowman started a shouting match.
Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie · 13h
He wanted to discuss solutions to school shootings, but when I offered a solution he began shouting. When he asked for data, I gave him data, but then he just shouted more. Bring facts. There’s never been a school shooting in the hundreds of schools that allow staff to carry.
Video 1:16 minutes https://tinyurl.com/2s4bkeeh
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)
@TheChiefNerd
California Pushes Ahead w/ 'State-Sanctioned Kidnapping Bill' Allowing Therapists to Take Children as Young as 12-Years-Old From Their Parents Without Notice
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
https://tinyurl.com/44fpmwkr
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (NpAcC)
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Well, I guess conservatives who are staying in the state because of roots can say that this is a blindsided move that they had no idea would be coming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:13 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (v0TzN)
Stop yoking around.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:12 AM (gmo/4)
No, no! These egg puns crack me up!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 10:13 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Did not survive the studio session at March 30, 2023 10:13 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Bros. James, Joseph, Jude, Simon.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:14 AM (AwYPR)
@TheChiefNerd
California Pushes Ahead w/ 'State-Sanctioned Kidnapping Bill' Allowing Therapists to Take Children as Young as 12-Years-Old From Their Parents Without Notice
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
https://tinyurl.com/44fpmwkr
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM (NpAcC)
People keep wondering what will set our inevitable course in motion.
You can stop wondering. It's this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:14 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 10:14 AM (cQhBn)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
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You don't f*ck with Humpty Dumpty, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:11 AM
You thought Corn Pop was bad...Humpty was a bad egg. And his son, McMuffin, ran for President a few years ago. CIA man. Really turned that family around.
Posted by: President Biden at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (JCZqz)
Instead of that, why not ask the Bern himself why he needs three houses? Capitalism seems to have been berry, berry good to him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (AW0uW)
Kris,
Thanks for pointing this out. I'm not used to playfulness concerning the Holy Family and it threw me. Mary's eyes still bother me but now I see a charming moment, not just a discordant scene. I wonder how it was received during Rubens' life.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)
So many "this"'s have come and gone I've decided to wait for the bright flash and distant rumble.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (DMyTF)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:17 AM (Z6LNn)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (DMyTF)
And toys, in Kindereggs.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:17 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: Obligatory at March 30, 2023 10:17 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (v0TzN)
I can't say it, I want to go there, but I just can't on this thread...
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (SDdI7)
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
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Soo to be required for all fourth graders.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (wc5Uw)
Instead of that, why not ask the Bern himself why he needs three houses? Capitalism seems to have been berry, berry good to him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (AW0uW)
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I sure hope the library didn't use dirty, capitalistic money to purchase that book. If they didn't steal the book from the distributor, then the library is simply extending the vicious, oppressive grip of free enterprise further.
Burn down the libraries to end capitalism!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (DMyTF)
Son, you got an egg er panty on you head.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (AW0uW)
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And why hasn't he moved to a communist utopian society like North Korea or Venezuela yet?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (cQhBn)
So many "this"'s have come and gone I've decided to wait for the bright flash and distant rumble.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (SDdI7)
There are a lot of things people will tacitly accept. The state taking away your 10-year old son for the purpose of turning him into your daughter is not one of those things.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (KbCG3)
Thanks for pointing this out. I'm not used to playfulness concerning the Holy Family and it threw me. Mary's eyes still bother me but now I see a charming moment, not just a discordant scene. I wonder how it was received during Rubens' life.
Posted by: JTB at March 30, 2023 10:15 AM (7EjX1)
Yeah. This is unusual. I can't recall a scene of the Holy Family this playful. There are some where the kids are messing around but not like this and the adult smile but aren't outright laughing. It's so very un-classical. Mary does look out of place. She reminds me of some of Raphael's Madonnas.
Posted by: Kris at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (OyyDO)
One of the cultural changes over the last 10 years or so I've noticed is that women don't wear pantyhose in office any more.
I'm not wearing a tie either...so I get it, but another one of those little changes that might not be obvious to the young-ins.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (lc5cP)
. . .The consequence is that we cannot be sure of the relationship between John the Baptist and our Lord.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023
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The simplest explanation would be that Mary and Elizabeth were sisters, and therefore John the B. and Jesus would have been what we call cousins. (The Romans had specific names for each kind of cousin, one for the child of a father's brother, one for the child of the father's sister, another for the child of the mother's brother, etc. I'm just as glad English doesn't do that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:19 AM (KbCG3)
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"I was going to move away, but my elderly mother didn't want to leave the house she's been in since the 50s, so I accepted that the state was going to turn my son into my daughter. Oh well."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
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Soo to be required for all fourth graders.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2023 10:18 AM (wc5Uw)
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We are going to see an "Underground Railroad" for kids at some point. The trannies will kidnap kids and move them through their network. Parents will then kidnap them back and move them to red states with trusted relatives (who are well-fortified).
Interesting times ahead.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2023 10:20 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Friendly Fred's Used Cars at March 30, 2023 10:20 AM (aFgj+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:20 AM (us2H3)
I asked IPspouse a few months ago if they even still sell them. As a kid I remember big endcap displays, mostly L'eggs and cigarettes.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:21 AM (SDdI7)
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
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And they laughed at me when I predicted in the 90's that this was what Hillary's "It Takes A Village [Idiot]" would lead to ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:21 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:21 AM (9+YF+)
"In the world of transgenderism, that means that a child who goes to a school counselor and says that they are transgender and that their parents won't support them, that child can be whisked off to a LGBTQ community facility and not come home from school that day."
Yeah, but that weather tho!
Posted by: Forget the degeneracy, perversion and bankruptcy! at March 30, 2023 10:21 AM (0avLl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
*
Bros. James, Joseph, Jude, Simon.
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023
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Didn't at least one become a disciple? James, I think?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (25k9m)
Posted by: Forget the degeneracy, perversion and bankruptcy! at March 30, 2023 10:21 AM (0avLl)
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And Ron DeSantis hates the gays. Can't move to Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
That would be an interesting plotline for a Transporter movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (25k9m)
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It's never been the same since players started wearing mits.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (lf83v)
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I'm convinced that as a pubescent boy in the 70's, those "Who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts ..." TV commercials turned me into an ass & legs man for life.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (PXvVL)
there's Hyundai church in Tucson AZ
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Drive-through ones??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (J2vNu)
Both James and Jude wrote books of the New Testament.
Posted by: Kris at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (Z6LNn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (AW0uW)
pun intended?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (25k9m)
Embrace Blernsball!
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (gmo/4)
He also took a sad song and made it better.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 30, 2023 10:24 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:22 AM (25k9m)
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It's never been the same since players started wearing mits.
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Not to mention helmets.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:25 AM (Z6LNn)
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:25 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Obligatory
Hey! Eyes up here, you masher! I dress for me, not you!
Posted by: Fr. Patrick X. McGillicutty, S.J. at March 30, 2023 10:25 AM (VsUo2)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 30, 2023 10:26 AM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:26 AM (9UlRk)
You know, I think you're 100% correct here.
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (SDdI7)
I'm convinced that as a pubescent boy in the 70's, those "Who wears short shorts? Nair for short shorts ..." TV commercials turned me into an ass & legs man for life.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (+lwg5)
At my first job, one of my more attractive lady friends walked into the break room wearing office-appropriate fishnet type stockings.
I let out an involuntary, "Whoa." Two women were behind me when I said it and one said, "I guess that's what it takes," and laughed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (KbCG3)
There is another I like much better, St. Elizabeth is leaning on the top of a cradle and St. John looks less of a ??.
Not interested in hanging (any). Thank you.
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:25 AM (PXvVL)
wonder how much that thing weighs?
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (AwYPR)
Don't worry, I'm sure the LGBTQ community facility will make sure your child is well, groomed.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 10:27 AM (cQhBn)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (PXvVL)
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College ball is still pretty good, though.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (sWM8x)
Which they view as a legitimate tactic, deployed for everything in the last quarter century, ranging from Obamacare to Bake the Cake to Pandemic Panic.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (9+YF+)
==
I remember reports right after Francis' elevation to pope that he got in because the African cardinals rallied around him because he was one of the only ones who was consistently nice and welcoming to him. I also seem to remember it took a fair number of ballots to get to him.
I wonder if the African cardinals regret that decision and will hold out for a more conservative pope next time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (ffbyg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
as close to EAster as in practicable,
Posted by: no 6 at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (PXvVL)
so, in like, 87 years and then 99% redacted
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
It's so infuriating how these people can't even fathom that "Or Else" is a two-edged sword.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: CS Lewis was on to something - we castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (0avLl)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
It's so infuriating how these people can't even fathom that "Or Else" is a two-edged sword.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (9UlRk)
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People tend to learn from experience. What experiences has the left had over that time that would lead them to think that what they do will be revisited upon them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (9+YF+)
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I vote for the greatest modern Cardinal of them all, Albert Pujols.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:28 AM (9+YF+)
The Ronster
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (us2H3)
so, in like, 87 years and then 99% redacted
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (us2H3)
Review or re-write ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (bs+z0)
Posted by: spindrift at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:32 AM (N5qKs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Robert, Cardinal Sarah FTW!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 10:32 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
It's so infuriating how these people can't even fathom that "Or Else" is a two-edged sword.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (9UlRk)
Well, they've never been forced to experience the flip side of "or else." This, in spite of the fact that THEIR LIVES ARE LITERALLY AT STAKE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY DAY, WHICH IS WHY THEY SCREAM IN YOUR FACE TO DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU TO DO!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:32 AM (KbCG3)
Doves don't make much of a dinner for 5.
Posted by: yep at March 30, 2023 10:32 AM (sPYbd)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (9UlRk)
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Good question. The media that covers the Vatican hasn't published a list of potential candidates yet. I strongly suspect the next pope will come from Africa.
The trend away from Italian popes went to Poland and Germany, and then South America. I suspect someone from Africa.
Asia is the next geographic preference. I don't know how that will shake out given that the choice of a Chinese Pope will piss off the CCP. It will look like a political threat like John Paul II against the Soviet bloc.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (+lwg5)
mine was the Barbara Feldon "Tiger" spots
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (9UlRk)
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They met in yoga class.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (s12c9)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:31 AM (+lwg5)
It's time for the first woman/trans/pope of color....pay attention!
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Popemaster Flash and his Furious Friars
Posted by: No jive turkey at March 30, 2023 10:34 AM (0avLl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (s12c9)
Let your Yes mean Yes and your Om mean Om.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:34 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (BJH2j)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (anj39)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (9+YF+)
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I'd consider being Pope as long as I don't have to wear a funny hat.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (Z6LNn)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:33 AM (9UlRk)
Aunt/niece makes more sense as Elizabeth 'was barren and advanced in years '
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (/6GbT)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
The Department of Justice’s Civil Rights Division, Community Relations Service, and Federal Bureau of Investigation invite you to a webinar addressing practical steps to protect LGBTQI+ communities from hate-motivated attacks and threats of violence.
https://tinyurl.com/4vkenzpu
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (us2H3)
Whomever the Lavender Mafia wants.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:34 AM (AwYPR)
We already got a transpope.
He pretends to be Catholic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: yep at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (sPYbd)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
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I've got, "burning at least three blocks of Portland" on my bingo card.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Romance Under Capitalism Kills Our Libidos Sexual activity among Americans is in decline, prompting moralizing about the end of romance and traditional gender roles. But the real problem is that people lack the economic and personal freedom to pursue their desires.
"We need to articulate an alternative to both the right-wing culture of state-sponsored ignorance about sex on the one hand, and the liberal fetishization of romance and intimacy on the other, which looks to the market for solutions."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:16 AM (DMyTF)
"Nothing beats a great pair of L'eggs!"
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
we're getting the red caps out as we speak
Posted by: FIB at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (us2H3)
Romance Under Capitalism Kills Our Libidos Sexual activity among Americans is in decline, prompting moralizing about the end of romance and traditional gender roles. But the real problem is that people lack the economic and personal freedom to pursue their desires.
"We need to articulate an alternative to both the right-wing culture of state-sponsored ignorance about sex on the one hand, and the liberal fetishization of romance and intimacy on the other, which looks to the market for solutions."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (JCZqz)
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The idea that America has gotten MORE capitalistic over the past few decades is so farcically wrong that only Jacobin could come up with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Another one: Train carrying ethanol derails and catches fire, forcing evacuations in small Minnesota town
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:37 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:37 AM (FVME7)
Trannies hardest hit
Posted by: They bear the greatest burden of all you know at March 30, 2023 10:37 AM (0avLl)
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Any plans to protect Christians from LGBQT terrorists?
By the way, anyone notice that when there is an attack involving gays or the French, Facebook puts out rainbow and flag overlays for profiles.
How come no Christian overlays for the massacre of six Christians?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
It's a coin flip.
Heads: Tranny day sees violence and mayhem directed at the right targets, possibly eliminating an enemy politician or two.
Tails: Tranny day sees violence and mayhem that spurs a backlash, allowing the powers that be to crack down J6 style on counter protestors and everyday folks who are sick of this shit.
Either way, they win.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:23 AM (+lwg5)
So. You were groomed into your preferences?
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (N5qKs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
It's easy to believe when you have no idea what capitalism is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Towns drunks for miles around seen crying.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (4IClK)
Which they view as a legitimate tactic, deployed for everything in the last quarter century, ranging from Obamacare to Bake the Cake to Pandemic Panic.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
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As someone noted yesterday (vis-a-vis the trans terrorists) regarding terrorists in general: they don't make demands first, followed by threats; they terrorize first, followed by threats for not acceding to their subsequent demands.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (+lwg5)
https://tinyurl.com/KCCMO-trans-day
Sample quote: "Nou left her parents' house in her teens, seeking guidance from an older trans woman." cough*grooming*cough
I wonder if Levine will use that forum to denounce the killing of children in Nashville...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:39 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
It's easy to believe when you have no idea what capitalism is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:38 AM (9UlRk)
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That tweet from some socialist group that described bartering as socialism was just hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023
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mine was the Barbara Feldon "Tiger" spots
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023
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I've always been a breast fan, and Raquel Welch came along when I was about 12 or 13, so . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:39 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:30 AM (us2H3)
I don't understand why. The crazy person wrote it and then committed murders to garner publicity for it. Could have jumped off a tall building but, no, opted for murdering children. Now to be a published author.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: No jive turkey at March 30, 2023 10:34 AM (0avLl)
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LOL.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (+lwg5)
Activists Seek Even More in Reparations from California: “$5 Million Is Too Little”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (oZwJ+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (oINRc)
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Um...Frankie is South American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:39 AM (ykeLU)
I am guessing no.
The number of denounceable things in your post, though. Just wow. First, there is a trans day of visibility, that the Asst Secry of HHS is an Admiral and a dude in a dress, and sharing the stage with a tranny hooker.
Vote harder, I guess.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (Z6LNn)
Activists Seek Even More in Reparations from California: “$5 Million Is Too Little”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)
Well, that tears it. I identify as black and californian.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
I wonder what television show from the 80's was responsible for that....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
We have a weird mix of fascist corporatism, oligarchy, Democratic Socialism, Marxism, and third-world authoritarianism, when it comes to our power structures and systems.
Posted by: A little of column A and a little of fifth column at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (0avLl)
a gay person was abused by another gay as an adolescent? no, I'm shocked!
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (25k9m)
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023
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One of the greatest Madison Ave. marketing puns in history. The current "LiMu the Emu" for Liberty Mutual is another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
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I've asked several times, but would CA accept a mail forwarding service's address and forms filled with fraudulent information?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (LvTSG)
yeah, this guy and his peeps are on our side
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (Z6LNn)
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I fully expected this to be socked as "Father Guido Sarducci."
Make "Find The Pope In The Pizza Contests" Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (+lwg5)
The minds of some of the Horde are worthy of study for few can produce such fine limericks and levity.
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (GshMh)
I think this is at least as bad as (and much more twisted than) Putin removing children from their families for not supporting the Ukraine war.
Posted by: PG at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (84jHt)
Posted by: A little of column A and a little of fifth column at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (0avLl)
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These are also the people who say that the Soviet Union was actually a creature of the right because it wasn't doctrinal communism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Perdue at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (aFgj+)
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Mary's son was the founder of cross training.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:35 AM (lf83v)
Wow, good one!
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (v0TzN)
Posted by: brak at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (25k9m)
I hope you are saying that in a celebratory way. Otherwise you are canceled.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (oINRc)
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Um...Frankie is South American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
There's supposed to be a Kenyan bishop or cardinal that is fire & brimstone.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (4IClK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (JCZqz)
I won't take time to read the article, but I'm assuming the solution proposed is to have the State further restrict economic and personal freedom.
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (N5qKs)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (us2H3)
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The problem with the Catholic Church is not its theology but the fact that it was grafted onto a Roman Management Model. Today, the theology dictates that Protestant North America must save Catholic South America from its Roman Catholicism.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (Z6LNn)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (JCZqz)
I won't take time to read the article, but I'm assuming the solution proposed is to have the State further restrict economic and personal freedom.
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (N5qKs)
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It's almost like you're familiar with the arguments and failures of socialist regimes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
One of the greatest Madison Ave. marketing puns in history. The current "LiMu the Emu" for Liberty Mutual is another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
There are folks here who argue that any marketing publicity is good publicity, but honestly, Liberty Mutual's ads are so horrible that even if I were looking to switch insurance companies, I would actively avoid them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023 10:44 AM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 30, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Even less than Obama is an American black. He's Italian in all but birthplace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 10:44 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 30, 2023 10:01 AM (ykeLU)
That...was exceptional!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 10:44 AM (anj39)
This was a state crime.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (lf83v)
people wanting to see the trannifesto is hate crime and therefore, fed
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:45 AM (us2H3)
https://tinyurl.com/KCCMO-trans-day
Sample quote: "Nou left her parents' house in her teens, seeking guidance from an older trans woman." cough*grooming*cough
Sounds a lot like a pimp turning out a runaway. Would we be celebrating that on stage I wonder. I mean, anywhere other than the Players' Ball.
Posted by: Bitch better have my money, through rain sleet or snow at March 30, 2023 10:45 AM (0avLl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023
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They met in yoga class.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023
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Now I'm picturing Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman from Big Little Lies. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:45 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 10:45 AM (W2hoj)
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover at March 30, 2023 10:46 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2023
And since it was in the meddle eat - it was hot yoga
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:46 AM (gmo/4)
I'm not feeling so great myself. Oh, that's not what you meant?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2023 10:46 AM (nfrXX)
"We need to articulate an alternative to both the right-wing culture of state-sponsored ignorance about sex on the one hand, and the liberal fetishization of romance and intimacy on the other, which looks to the market for solutions."
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 30, 2023 10:36 AM (JCZqz)
And of course, people would never discover the delights of sex for themselves. They must be taught by the State how to do what comes naturally.
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (N5qKs)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
This was a state crime.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM
Not anymore it's not...plus we have a SHIT-TON of stuff to hide and misdirect to ensure the constant federal incitement of this mentally ill woman never comes to light.
Posted by: Movie FBI at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (JCZqz)
This is new based on the reason for it, but the Left has been able to take your kids on pretexts for a long time. If your child goes to a teacher and claims that you are abusing the child, that kid is not going home today. And you will get a visit from CPS. And your only choices are that the kid (and any other in your home) are taken from you or to sign a Kafka-esque "safety plan" stating you acknowledge the thing that you were accused of, won't do it any more, and allow the state to make unannounced visits at any time to ensure that is the case.
Or if a vindictive ex makes the claim....
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (9+YF+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
There are folks here who argue that any marketing publicity is good publicity, but honestly, Liberty Mutual's ads are so horrible that even if I were looking to switch insurance companies, I would actively avoid them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 30, 2023
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True; I think the "You named your car 'Brad'" ads were the last good ones. But the slogan "LiMu the Emu" will stick in your mind and you'll remember Liberty Mutual. That's a kind of success. If sales don't improve following the introduction of a new marketing campaign, though, then the success is very limited.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:48 AM (9UlRk)
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The problem with the Catholic Church is not its theology but the fact that it was grafted onto a Roman Management Model. Today, the theology dictates that Protestant North America must save Catholic South America from its Roman Catholicism.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:43 AM (Z6LNn)
I've seen the claim that the Catholic church is Roman in its structure, either based on the Roman bureaucracy or Roman priesthood, and it's entirely incorrect. It does not much resemble either.
The Catholic Church is Jewish in structure, hence the use of councils and a chief priest, as well as ecclesiastical courts.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 30, 2023 10:48 AM (eYoxG)
I was reading someone romanticizing the lockdown time arguing that not having to go to an office and just spending time doing things you want is the way you should live...
We have so many people that don't realize they want things - food, phones, entertainment media, whatever but not that someone has to make those things for them.
And either you compensate those people with money earned from your own production of similiar goods and services or you enslave them and take it from them. There are no other options.
The capitalist answer to this is make it as easy and productive as possible in whatever you yourself are going to produce so you can minimize the time needed to work.
The socialist answer is...steal and enslave as much as possible from other people you define as "bad" for whatever arbitrary reason works at the moment.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:48 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Zombie Frank Perdue
pffffft
Lace up your boots and we'll broom on down
To a knocked out shack on the edge of town
There's an eight beat combo that just won't quit
Keep walkin' 'til you see a blue light lit
Fall in there and we'll see some sights
At the house of blue lights
There's fryers and broilers and Detroit barbecue ribs/b]
But the treat of the treats
Is when they serve you all those fine eight beats
You'll want to spend the rest of your brights
Down at the house, the house of blue lights
Posted by: The House of Blue Lights at March 30, 2023 10:48 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
It's like the world's worst class action lawsuit ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:49 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:32 AM
Love the nic!
My first concert in college was Flash Cadillac and the Continental Kids.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 10:49 AM (anj39)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023
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mine was the Barbara Feldon "Tiger" spots
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023
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I've always been a breast fan, and Raquel Welch came along when I was about 12 or 13, so . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:39 AM (J2vNu)
When I hit puberty, I read A Man With A Maid and Venus in Furs. Imagine, if you will, what turns me on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 30, 2023 10:49 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2023 10:44 AM (oINRc)
Yeah but - Italians are the largest ethnic group in Argentina. More than Spanish.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:49 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023
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In a TV Guide interview around the time of Get Smart, she admitted part of her sultry "bedroom eyes" look was because she was nearsighted. Okay by me; I've always liked the sexy librarian look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (us2H3)
The reparations they are demanding, are so large, that if paid they will crash the system. So, they CAN'T be paid, which leads to more racial division.
Why they want this, unless their goal is chaos? I can't fathom.... but it does seem the 'elites' in the US are doing everything they can, to destroy the Power of the US.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2023 10:50 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Pope Francis at March 30, 2023 10:50 AM (lf83v)
Activists Seek Even More in Reparations from California: “$5 Million Is Too Little”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:40 AM (FVME7)
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I keep agitating for them to allow California blacks to own white slaves. This is no time for half-measure, Californians!
"Equity, do you speak it motherf*ckers!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (1n+EO)
I don't know why the amount isn't a trillion dollars. Or 100 trillion.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Toyota Jan & AT&T Lily.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (4IClK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
another, along the same vein was the gopher in Caddyshack
after the rushes , they we're gonna shitcan the flick
but then they came up with gopher idea
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (DSB5h)
Russia's security service arrested an American reporter for The Wall Street Journal on espionage charges, the first time a U.S. correspondent has been detained on spying accusations since the Cold War. The newspaper denied the allegations.
Evan Gershkovich was detained in the Ural Mountains city of Yekaterinburg while allegedly trying to obtain classified information, the Federal Security Service, known by the acronym FSB, said Thursday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (63Dwl)
Wow, who could have predicted that? It's almost as if this was Trump's plan all along.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Abdully McAbdulface at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (a3Q+t)
"Equity, do you speak it motherf*ckers!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (+lwg5)
Compromise: CA won't take your kids and send them to LBGTQ camps but will send them to become slaves.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (KbCG3)
On December 15, 2016, Roof was convicted in federal court of all 33 federal charges against him stemming from the shooting.
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (GshMh)
I don't know why the amount isn't a trillion dollars. Or 100 trillion.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (pwExq)
I don't see how you can't claim against the estates of all your ancestors. Think of all they would have inherited had Whitey not held generations down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Pope Francis at March 30, 2023 10:50 AM (lf83v)
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There's no hurry; they can't bury you or Jimmy Carter until McCain's funeral ends first.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (+lwg5)
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (1n+EO)
No?
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2023 10:03 AM (cQhBn)
I've got the same malady...IT SUCKS.
Nothing like barfing up your food from coughing so much.
Woof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (CCSxw)
I'm not feeling so great myself. Oh, that's not what you meant?
You're feeling alright? I'm not feeling that good myself.
Posted by: Joe C. at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: blaster
Did Columbus make a wrong turn ?
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (T4tVD)
I've got, "burning at least three blocks of Portland" on my bingo card.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch
I've got Seattle as a CHOP It Off Zone as the center square.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (DMyTF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Wait until Native Americans have to pay slavery reparations from their casino take.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (4IClK)
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You win a kewpie doll! Chansley has just been released to a halfway house.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (3ImbR)
it's pretty funny when he does it
and also kinda charming
Posted by: REDACTED at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: blaster
More than Germans?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (4IClK)
Posted by: Abdully McAbdulface at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (a3Q+t)
I don't know about that, but I can tell you what you can shove your Holiday Inn.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2023 10:47 AM (9+YF+)
Screaming Trees is a highly underrated band
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Ling Chow, Hunan, China, First COVID 19 Patient at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023
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Two more opposite spokesladies could hardly be imagined. Jan, pretty, suburban PTA mom, decidedly unsexy (as she was shown); Lily, pert and sexy, like you'd love to go home with her for a night or a week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
https://instapundit.com/576910/
Now, China and Brazil dump their US dollar intermediary. And deal directly.
The yuan's taking the dollar's place is now starting to be an avalanche.
Great job, Democrats! Fine work, Senile Joe!
Hope the table crumbs were worth it, GOPE!
Safe place for your savings????
Maybe...gold? Though I have my doubts.
The yuan???? *barf*
Wheeeeeeeee!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (mm6iK)
This looks pretty bad for him as I'm not sure why you'd be in Yekaterinburg for most normal reporting type stuff...
But remember Obama arrested some Russian woman because she was pro-2A so its not like the Russians don't have plenty of precedent here.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (63Dwl)
He had information that Hillary had the the Royal Family killed.
She wanted the jewels...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (CCSxw)
My first concert in college was Flash Cadillac and the Continental Kids.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 10:49 AM (anj39
They're still playing and they're livelier than the Pope! My goal for them is to outlast The Rolling Stones.
Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (N5qKs)
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (BJH2j)
Posted by: blaster
More than Germans?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (4IClK)
We are Swiss.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023 10:53 AM (4IClK)
Ich liebe ze Pasta mit ze Meatballs und ze Pizza! You vill be stumm!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 30, 2023 10:55 AM (W2hoj)
Posted by: Pablo von Schicklegruber at March 30, 2023 10:56 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2023
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Two more opposite spokesladies could hardly be imagined. Jan, pretty, suburban PTA mom, decidedly unsexy (as she was shown); Lily, pert and sexy, like you'd love to go home with her for a night or a week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
I'm out on Lily. That haircut is just...dear lord.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 30, 2023 10:56 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:51 AM (1n+EO)
No?
Posted by: BignJames at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (AwYPR)
A local insurance agent can probably point you to a much better option than Jake / Flo / LiMu / Gecco, etc. Look into Erie if it's available in your area.
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 10:56 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
And yet Lily is vile socialist red commie scum, making her mostly undesirable.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2023 10:56 AM (BJH2j)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2023 10:52 AM (eOEVl)
He's got Alvin Bragg on the payroll?
He's going to run out of dimensions to play chess in.
Posted by: blaster at March 30, 2023 10:56 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (DSB5h)
"Compared to March of last year, CNN lost 61 percent of primetime viewers and 73 percent of viewers in the 25-54 age group."
https://tinyurl.com/yyejcm25
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (sWM8x)
https://tinyurl.com/reztpsnr
The article credits the shyster, Watkins, for his release. If this happened, it would actually be his new attorney, Bill Shipley (aka @shipwreckedcrew) who got him sprung. Watkins deserves to be disbarred for his representation of Chansley.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (sI15f)
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Lily just had a baby and her bewbies are enormous. She is also very tiny which enhances her bewbie powers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (Z6LNn)
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A fair amount of time has passed. A lot of conservatives are too old to elect. Francis has appointed a fair number of newbies who many suspect are going to lean quite liberal. That said, the complete insanity of the German Church has pushed many moderates too see that there is a push toward erasing the deposit of the faith or rewriting it. There is however a counter push in that the former head of the congregation for the Doctrine of the faith Cardinal Mueller, is publically calling for the trials of the German Bishops who are arguably in schism. Nobody has any idea what's going to happen next. And there is now a Public debate about whether or not the Pope is actually the Pope, since Benedict's "resignation" was made in "substantial error". If it was made in substantial error, it was invalid as a matter of law. That means he was the Pope til he died. It also means everything Pope Francis did is void. In otherwords, all the people Francis made Cardinal electors, can't validly elect a Pope. Potentially the future Popes will be invalid.
Posted by: Its pretty inside baseball, but its going to be yuge at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (Q4CTL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 30, 2023 10:58 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (Z6LNn)
Lol... she *had* a baby... and then later she didn't
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 10:58 AM (9UlRk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2023 10:58 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: NISTdot gov: office chairs, not jet fuel or impact, caused perfect simultaneous collapse of WTC7 at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (XSoJN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The left has really screwed themselves. They can't afford this at all. And they can't get rid of it. Ultimately I see them sending out checks for some pissant amount and the riots start. And everyone else will be royally pissed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (anj39)
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I think she is from Kazakhstan or one of the other Stans. Jewish family sent to colonize the Soviet Empire.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (Z6LNn)
Dove will keep us together
Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (Tm48r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 10:54 AM (J2vNu)
Toyota Jan is quite sexy to me
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023 11:00 AM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (Z6LNn)
Lol... she *had* a baby... and then later she didn't
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Did the bewbies eat the baby?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 30, 2023 11:00 AM (Z6LNn)
Dove will keep us together
Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2023 10:59 AM (Tm48r)
Dove sucks.
Guittard or GTFO.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 30, 2023 11:00 AM (9UlRk)
To bad Dodge is going to crap now.
Posted by: Archer at March 30, 2023 11:00 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2023 11:00 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: IP at March 30, 2023 11:01 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Pablo von Schicklegruber at March 30, 2023 11:01 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: JT at March 30, 2023 11:01 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 30, 2023 11:01 AM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Doof at March 30, 2023
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I'll bet she could be. That's why I said "as she was shown."
Extremely attractive lady in any case.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2023 11:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 30, 2023 11:03 AM (GshMh)
They will welcome the riots, but the timing is everything. Hopefully they can blame them on Republicans. Actually, I think this is what they are waiting for, some Republican personality to say this is a bad idea and then they'll cancel this or much reduce the amount because the Republicans are mean.
Posted by: PG at March 30, 2023 11:04 AM (84jHt)
Way back, when Feldon was just starting her career, my aunt was her next door neighbor and friend in NYC. They watched her first tv ad together (Feldon was told when it would air) and it was thrilling, because the ad made her "a thing." My aunt said she was a wonderful person.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2023 11:05 AM (EdLEa)
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Cardinal Sarah - he used to be the head of the congregation for divine worship (Liturgy) and Francis gave him the boot in Feb of 2021. He's not fire and brimstone - he just tells the truth.
Posted by: Its pretty inside baseball, but its going to be yuge at March 30, 2023 11:06 AM (nOaa8)
https://tinyurl.com/reztpsnr
The article credits the shyster, Watkins, for his release. If this happened, it would actually be his new attorney, Bill Shipley (aka @shipwreckedcrew) who got him sprung. Watkins deserves to be disbarred for his representation of Chansley.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 30, 2023 10:57 AM (3ImbR)
Watkins droned on and on and would not shut up in that Tucker clip.
Posted by: m at March 30, 2023 11:08 AM (v0TzN)
How a Jewish middle eastern got blonde hair is a mystery
Posted by: Skip
Reubens was just trying to make the painting look more like America.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2023 11:08 AM (n+4am)
Posted by: Its pretty inside baseball, but its going to be yuge at March 30, 2023 11:11 AM (Dpz1g)
Posted by: safristi at March 30, 2023 11:27 AM (bZkQ2)
"No, I wanna rip the bird in half!"
Posted by: Corona at March 30, 2023 12:28 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 30, 2023 04:53 PM (wGqjj)
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