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Bad Dogs Cafe

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A dog is very grateful to be rescued from a bad situation.

Is this cute or just very very sad?

Everyone's welcome inside during a storm.

Giving water to a thirsty wolf in the desert.


God created cats to teach humans humility. And also, to be Super-Stars of the Stage and Screen.

Cat signs to deaf owner.

Little known fact: Sloths are natural-born boating enthusiasts.

"I'm Catman."

No double-bouncing!

Horn dog:

The humans think this is cute, but I guarantee you that dog is thinking, "Are you out of your f***ing minds?! This is a f***ing TIGER, Jack! Get me the f*** out of here!"



Posted by: Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 07:21 PM (ncXxy)

2 Bad Dog.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 07:21 PM (ncXxy)

3 Heh

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 23, 2023 07:21 PM (Js3tc)

4 Is this cute or just very very sad?

Very, very sad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

5 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 23, 2023 07:22 PM (Wnv9h)

6 That old blood hound telling the younger one to get off his lawn.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 07:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 Biden fails to position Kamala for success:

https://tinyurl.com/yc38uzer

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 23, 2023 07:24 PM (Oka5v)

8 Biden fails to position Kamala for success:
https://tinyurl.com/yc38uzer
Posted by: Dark Helmet

He's upset she doesn't take anything off his plate? What plate? He's been on vacation for 40% of this residency.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 23, 2023 07:26 PM (Js3tc)

9 Good evening, horde.

Someone drank all the wine and didn't leave any for me.

Sad!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

10 " Is this cute or just very very sad?"

I just want to know how she got the cat to sit like that for so long.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 07:27 PM (ou9hh)

11 Evening.

Question for the Horde.

Talking with some buddies of mine and one of them mentions that, except for his now wife, every girl he ever dated tried doing girly shit with his hair or putting make-up on him.

So, guys, has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?

For the 'Ettes, have you ever tried doing these things to your (current or past) man?

I'm drinking and bullshitting right now so I'll be back later.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)

12 BTW, other sites identify that as some kind of Middle Eastern wolf. Small. (S-M-ALL, SMALL)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (V3xgB)

13 I hope the rescued dog found a nice home. Poor little thing.

Posted by: Tuna at March 23, 2023 07:31 PM (gLRfa)

14 Wolf, lol.

Wolves are fucking HUGE man. Congrats on finding a coyote.

Posted by: ballistic at March 23, 2023 07:33 PM (oXNqT)

15 On that earlier post that I missed about CA car theft/idiot AG, I believe the law that legalized (effectively) theft up to $1000 or whatever was *approved by vote of voters, in a referendum*. Not pushed through by the political class (which for something like this would be no excuse for the idiotic irresponsibility of the voters either, as they get to choose their reps/un-choose them).

Just like the ridiculous, scandalous looting festival known as "high-speed rail". Voters specifically approved it.

With a very few exceptions, CA voters have not rejected an idiotic, disastrous referendum item since about 2007.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2023 07:33 PM (OTzUX)

16 So, guys, has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?

I'm drinking and bullshitting right now so I'll be back later.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)

No. Shit, naw man. I think you'd get your ass kicked for doin' somthin' like that.

Posted by: ballistic at March 23, 2023 07:34 PM (oXNqT)

17 Horn dog

Every Moron's spirit animal.

Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 07:35 PM (DgGvY)

18 "has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?"

Negatory. It's one of the things I credit for being still not gay.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 07:35 PM (iayUP)

19 Tiger is about to eat the dog, and dog knows it.

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

20 Talking with some buddies of mine and one of them mentions that, except for his now wife, every girl he ever dated tried doing girly shit with his hair or putting make-up on him.

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)


Closest I can come up with is I once had a GF try to get me to ask directions. Did not happen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V3xgB)

21 Missouri (st louis?) also threatened to sue Kia/Hyundai over rampant car thefts. Not sure if they went through with it. Don't care enough to investigate.

Posted by: esteban jo at March 23, 2023 07:38 PM (7PZBL)

22 Heh! The kittuh at the top of the elevator, strategically placed to be the most annoying and in the way! Showing hoomans who controls the universe!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 23, 2023 07:38 PM (0chEi)

23 @15 With a very few exceptions, CA voters have not rejected an idiotic, disastrous referendum item since about 2007.

----

Plenty get rejected. You just don't hear about them. Like the rent control proposition, or the attempts to unban open racial discrimination by public organizations.

Posted by: junior at March 23, 2023 07:39 PM (TtMYo)

24 Little known fact: Sloths are natural-born boating enthusiasts.

* searches 'can sloths swim' *

Yup.

OK, it's cute, not terrifying.

Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

25 Robert, hell no. If I wanted a girlfriend, I'd have a girlfriend. Ha.

*Although, I suddenly remember that I had a boyfriend who wore a wee bit of eyeshadow. But, it was 1981 and we were Bowie fans, so it's not like it was a "drag" thing. Just punk rock culture.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

26 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

27 Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)

I had a girlfriend who gave me a pedicure and a manicure. I now go every once in awhile to salon to have it done. But just the pedicure .

That's living like an emperor for 30 minutes except no grapes being fed to me.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 07:41 PM (IhbYA)

28 Bloodhound. Has a certain ring to it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2023 07:41 PM (MF3yS)

29

The New Mexico Department of Game and Fish is looking to add some professional “bear huggers” to their team, in the form of new conservation officers.

“Must have ability to hike in strenuous conditions, have the courage to crawl into a bear den, and have the trust in your coworkers to keep you safe during the process,” reads a Facebook post announcing the job openings.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

30 *Although, I suddenly remember that I had a boyfriend who wore a wee bit of eyeshadow. But, it was 1981 and we were Bowie fans, so it's not like it was a "drag" thing. Just punk rock culture.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


Yeah. He's gay.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 23, 2023 07:42 PM (V3xgB)

31 Never did anything like that or even considered it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 07:42 PM (6lj/r)

32 Forcing a dog to wear a tie is very cruel. It's Elvis Pressly cruel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 07:43 PM (/VhO1)

33 Dozens of attempts to repeal CA Prop 13 have failed.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

34 As YouTube gives me more of what I see, watched a sheep video who was in very bad condition and 90 pounds of wool on him and barely could walk or eat get cleaned up and rehabilitation

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

35 Evening all.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)

36 Homosexual marriages in CA only exist by judicial fiat, because they failed at the ballot box.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 07:44 PM (jTmQV)

37 Talking with some buddies of mine and one of them mentions that, except for his now wife, every girl he ever dated tried doing girly shit with his hair or putting make-up on him.
Posted by: Robert


C'mon, man! That's just how it is when you date 12-year-olds!

Posted by: any Biden male at March 23, 2023 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

38 >32 Forcing a dog to wear a tie is very cruel. It's Elvis Pressly cruel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 07:43 PM (/VhO1)

I can't even get my black lab to wear a bandana around his neck.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:45 PM (gryET)

39 @33 Dozens of attempts to repeal CA Prop 13 have failed.

----

That, and to a lesser extent 209, are the White Whales for California Dems.

Posted by: junior at March 23, 2023 07:46 PM (TtMYo)

40 Love the little girl and Rottweiler enjoying the trampoline together.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 07:46 PM (IhbYA)

41 It is very sad but I think the joke is supposed to be that the cat's fur makes it look like it's wearing a bib/napkin thus the setup for sitting at a dining table.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 07:46 PM (Vwz3I)

42 Must have ability to hike in strenuous conditions, have the courage to crawl into a bear den

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 07:47 PM (Xrfse)

43 For the 'Ettes, have you ever tried doing these things to your (current or past) man?

I'm drinking and bullshitting right now so I'll be back later.
Posted by: Robert

No. And if perchance I ever did and he actually let me? Done. Walk, no RUN, away.

Just. No. Why would a woman who purports to love and respect her man.... why would that ever even come up in conversation?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 23, 2023 07:48 PM (9BhPJ)

44 They are closing the Cracker Barrel in Portland. Never went there but I think it was in Jantzen Beach area.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 07:49 PM (6lj/r)

45 I can't even get my black lab to wear a bandana around his neck.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:45 PM (gryET)

My lab won't wear one, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 07:49 PM (Lt/Ht)

46 Bandana, so 80s, also that is Elvis Costello cruel.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 07:50 PM (/VhO1)

47 I had to take my garage door opener off my sun shade because my cats learned that by rubbing their back on it opens the garage door.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 07:50 PM (IhbYA)

48 ..I can't even get my black lab to wear a bandana around his neck. Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:45 PM (gryET)

My lab won't wear one, either.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 07:49 PM (Lt/Ht)


The bandana makes the Lab Coat look something less than Professional, you see.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2023 07:51 PM (e6UQI)

49 Biden fails to position Kamala for success:

https://tinyurl.com/yc38uzer
Posted by: Dark Helmet

I'm pretty sure Veep Throat can narrow down the positions she's used to achieve her 'success' to a very few.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 07:51 PM (qoGsy)

50 I did not remember that Leonard Nimoy did appearances on the TV series Combat.


Watching Season 2 Episode 6 right now and there he is and he speaks Kraut!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 07:51 PM (ncXxy)

51 Little girl and dog on trampoline is too cute, again a animal imitating their human

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (xhxe8)

52 "My lab won't wear one, either.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"

Maybe he'd prefer a coat.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (iayUP)

53 I let my wife give me haircuts. I hope that is OK.

Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (G4JvU)

54 You know, a lab coat.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (iayUP)

55 Back in the 70s, I remember my Ma tried to convince my Pop that he just had to have a leisure suit. The old man was having none of that shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 07:53 PM (Xrfse)

56 >48 ..I can't even get my black lab to wear a bandana around his neck. Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:45 PM (gryET)

My lab won't wear one, either.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 07:49 PM (Lt/Ht)

The bandana makes the Lab Coat look something less than Professional, you see.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2023 07:51 PM (e6UQI)

He's a complete doofus. Goofiest dog I've ever had.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:53 PM (gryET)

57 You know, a lab coat.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (iayUP)

If ya explaining, ya losing.

( I got it . Nice one!)

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 07:54 PM (IhbYA)

58 >>>Horn dog

Not quite what I was expecting.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 23, 2023 07:54 PM (gv7Yb)

59 >54 You know, a lab coat.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (iayUP)

*taps mic*

Is this thing on? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:56 PM (gryET)

60 ..He's a complete doofus. Goofiest dog I've ever had.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 07:53 PM (gryET)


We'll be needin' you to send video to Ace, for a future Cafe thread.

Be sure to get the goofy face with the tongue lolling out while he's doing his goofier than thou antics!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2023 07:58 PM (e6UQI)

61 Heh
I tell my students if they ever get into a job where they can get away with it, wear a lab coat.
Immediate bona fides.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)

62 Sloths are pretty good swimmers.

There was actually an aquatic sloth that lived in the waters of west South America, but went extinct when the Central American Isthmus closed the ocean between it and South America, and closed the warm currents coming from the Atlantic. It apparently killed off the sea grasses

Thalassonus

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 07:59 PM (xhaym)

63 Thalassocnus, sorry

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:01 PM (xhaym)

64 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:02 PM (Q/6pY)

65 *Although, I suddenly remember that I had a boyfriend who wore a wee bit of eyeshadow.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


Oh, hell no.
Not even to a Rocky Mountain Picture Show viewing.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 08:02 PM (nSg+p)

66 *Although, I suddenly remember that I had a boyfriend who wore a wee bit of eyeshadow.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

"He was a starrrrrrrman,
waiting the sky.
He'd like to come and met us,
but he thinks it'd blow our mind."

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:04 PM (qoGsy)

67 Not even to a Rocky Mountain Picture Show viewing.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


Just a jump to the leeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffff......

Posted by: mikeski forgot his wingsuit at March 23, 2023 08:05 PM (DgGvY)

68 >>I tell my students if they ever get into a job where they can get away with it, wear a lab coat.
Immediate bona fides. Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)

Also clown-wig, makeup, business suit, and strapon.

Confusion. Authority. Mostly Confuthority.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:05 PM (Q/6pY)

69 Why anyone lives in the cities is beyond me...

Caught on video: 4 suspects shoot 3 teens, firing over 60 rounds
youtube.com/watch?v=zMqT7yGaQLI

6abc Philadelphia
4,914 views Mar 23, 2023
Police released surveillance video on Thursday morning of a shooting that injured three teens earlier in the week. One victim is 13 years old, and the other two are 16.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 23, 2023 08:05 PM (MFZ8i)

70 Let all the children boogie!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 08:06 PM (OX9vb)

71 Wear human skulls. Immediate bona fides.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:06 PM (Q/6pY)

72 Yep. A little eyeshadow and pretty soon you are into to hard stuff, like fishnets and feather boas.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

73 Why anyone lives in the cities is beyond me...

3am Thai food.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 08:07 PM (Lt/Ht)

74 Why anyone lives in the cities is beyond me...

Caught on video: 4 suspects shoot 3 teens, firing over 60 rounds
youtube.com/watch?v=zMqT7yGaQLI
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Dude - that YT link goes to a news report about a 6 yr old being locked in a cage by his 'Mom'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

75 Spies all have lab coats handy so they can steal the gain of functioned fungi.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (/VhO1)

76 Kitteh seems to smile when the date opens the door. Cute!

Posted by: Merrick Garland, fighter for inequality at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (Zzbjj)

77 So I guess Biden’s inflation is so bad that Tuesday might be Thursday or Friday if you ask Alvin Bragg.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (glGDV)

78 72 Yep. A little eyeshadow and pretty soon you are into to hard stuff, like fishnets and feather boas.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

Never tried fishing with a net. Seemed like it would take the sport out of it.

Stick with dynamite.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (nsnF6)

79 Let all the children boogie!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

*Jumps off air amp while shredding air guitar**

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (qoGsy)

80 A question arising from my return to food delivery last night. What are the odds weed is involved when someone orders McDonalds at 10 p.m.?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 08:09 PM (eGTCV)

81 That weren't no DJ that was hazy cosmic jive.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 08:09 PM (Xrfse)

82 The word r-i-d-e will be spoken aloud in about an hour, and puppers will lose any bits of sanity she previously possessed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 23, 2023 08:09 PM (qe3fm)

83 Wait, over60 rounds fired, and the teens were only injured?

Shooters must not have been putting in any range time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

84 >Dude - that YT link goes to a news report about a 6 yr old being locked in a cage by his 'Mom'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

Philly - something for everyone.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (gryET)

85 53 I let my wife give me haircuts. I hope that is OK.
Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2023 07:52 PM (G4JvU)


The flobie. I never had the guts to try that contraption.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (nsnF6)

86 I had a girlfriend who painted my toenails pink, on one foot, while I was asleep one time. I laughed about it when I woke up and was rewarded handsomely for my good humor.

Posted by: Javems at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (AmoqO)

87 {69}

I think you meant to link this video instead:
youtube.com/watch?v=tAieYK-cTGw

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (nRMeC)

88 Mush for brains has thoughtz...

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Biden says he is working to "keep guns out of the hands of domestic political advisors" 🤔

Video: twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1638944598545277141

9:43 AM · Mar 23, 2023

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (MFZ8i)

89 Stick with dynamite.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:08 PM (nsnF6)


The net is for scooping up the dead and stunned fish from the surface

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (xhaym)

90 junior, that's why I mentioned a few exceptions. I am aware of those. But the law ace mentioned was not imposed by the political class.

Was Prop 13 repeal on the ballot as a referendum? If it has ever been, I've forgotten that.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

91 11. No. Sounds silly. However, like ADash, I had a boyfriend in 9th grade who whore eyeliner because he was soooo punk rock. 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 My wife dressed and glammed me up to look exactly like Klaus Nomi. I got to like it and still get mistaken for him to this day. Even though he died in 1983 of AIDS.

Posted by: Hold On at March 23, 2023 08:12 PM (aFgj+)

93 25 Robert, hell no. If I wanted a girlfriend, I'd have a girlfriend. Ha.

*Although, I suddenly remember that I had a boyfriend who wore a wee bit of eyeshadow. But, it was 1981 and we were Bowie fans, so it's not like it was a "drag" thing. Just punk rock culture.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

You were into Glitter/Glam rock back in the day eh...

Never would have guessed it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 23, 2023 08:12 PM (CCSxw)

94 74 Why anyone lives in the cities is beyond me...

Caught on video: 4 suspects shoot 3 teens, firing over 60 rounds
youtube.com/watch?v=zMqT7yGaQLI
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Dude - that YT link goes to a news report about a 6 yr old being locked in a cage by his 'Mom'.
------------
Sorry. I really hate youtube autoplay that keeps turning on after I keep turning it off.

The correct link is: youtube.com/watch?v=tAieYK-cTGw

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (MFZ8i)

95 The flobie. I never had the guts to try that contraption.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (nsnF6)


DO NOT USE TO PREP FOR YOUR BRAZILIAN!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (xhaym)

96 What in the name of spell check? Wore. Not whore.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

97 A rotary telephone is good for fishing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (Lt/Ht)

98 No. Sounds silly. However, like ADash, I had a boyfriend in 9th grade who whore eyeliner because he was soooo punk rock

--

Ah yes, the days before Vans shoe stores were in malls. Back when it was often genuinely difficult and physically risky to be weird.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (HBEnm)

99 Dash, my best buddy from HS had a VW Beetle (The Pimp Mobile)with an 8-track player. We only had two tapes - Bowie - ZS Spiders from Mars and Deep Purple Machine Head. We played the ever loving shit out of them.

Makes my eyes red and get the munchies just thinking about it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:14 PM (qoGsy)

100 The whore wore velour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2023 08:14 PM (Lt/Ht)

101 DO NOT USE TO PREP FOR YOUR BRAZILIAN!!!

Now you tell me? Dammit.

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at March 23, 2023 08:15 PM (Xrfse)

102 88 Mush for brains has thoughtz...

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Biden says he is working to "keep guns out of the hands of domestic political advisors"


Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe



Saying the quiet part loud again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 23, 2023 08:15 PM (0chEi)

103 95 The flobie. I never had the guts to try that contraption.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (nsnF6)

DO NOT USE TO PREP FOR YOUR BRAZILIAN!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:13 PM (xhaym

You own a Brazilian? How much were they?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:15 PM (nsnF6)

104 Caught on video: 4 suspects shoot 3 teens, firing over 60 rounds

---

WAKANDA FOREVER

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:15 PM (HBEnm)

105 I don't think letting you wife cut your hair will diminish your masculinity. Too much. If she's a barber and works in a barber shop. With a real barber pole and none of that fancy blow dry shit.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

106 Piper, LOL

Tonypete, Ziggy Stardust is so good.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 23, 2023 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

107 >You own a Brazilian? How much were they?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:15 PM (nsnF6)

Sounds like a question for Zod.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 08:16 PM (gryET)

108 AlaBAMA


No. Just regular hair clippers.

Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2023 08:18 PM (G4JvU)

109 Huh. The fatass police captain jiggles at the microphone during the press conference about "an automatic gun going off."


I wonder which video he was watching? Because I'm guessing he was talking about the rifle, but it looks like distinct trigger pulls to me. The pistols, too. Everyone is spastic and freaking out, but I don't see any rolling on full auto.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:18 PM (HBEnm)

110 The video with the dog pulling the guy into the water/mud could have been my ex-husband and my first dog.

My dog was a big boy, a 90lb Samoyed/Irish Setter mix who LOVED to chase birds, especially ducks and geese. One day we were walking around the local park's lake and my ex encouraged my dog to "go get" the ducks.

Well, the ducks low-flew into the lake. And the dog followed them with my ex-husband hanging onto the dog's leash.

I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. I guess I should have realized he was destined to be my ex-husband when I didn't run down the small hill to the lake to see if he was ok, and instead laughed my head off for a good 15 minutes.

BTW, my dog was THRILLED and proud when he came out of the water. My ex-husband was not so thrilled when he came out of the water.

Heh. Still makes me laugh to think about 25+ years later.

Posted by: Ann at March 23, 2023 08:19 PM (ilNea)

111 The flobie. I never had the guts to try that contraption.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:10 PM (nsnF6)

DO NOT USE TO PREP FOR YOUR BRAZILIAN!!!
Posted by: Kindltot

If you ask me, the only way to prep for a Brazilian is to get a deathgrip hold on the armrests of the salon chair.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:19 PM (qoGsy)

112 If you ask me, the only way to prep for a Brazilian is to get a deathgrip hold on the armrests of the salon chair.

--

I dated a Brazilian girl in college. This is true.

Wait, you're talking about something else.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:20 PM (HBEnm)

113 Coyotes are mostly solitary animals unless mating.

Wolves are pack animals. I hope you brought enough for everybody!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:21 PM (Jg7EG)

114 Talking with some buddies of mine and one of them mentions that, except for his now wife, every girl he ever dated tried doing girly shit with his hair or putting make-up on him.

So, guys, has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?

Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)

In a practical sense, women should test nail polish on a man's toes before going out. If the color isn't great, or doesn't go with her outfit, and she doesnt want to spend time getting it off her own nails, why not use her man as a test subject?

Posted by: trev006 at March 23, 2023 08:21 PM (DTm0P)

115 I have it cut down to 1/4 inch. No blow drying necessary.

Posted by: Ronster at March 23, 2023 08:22 PM (G4JvU)

116 I did not remember that Leonard Nimoy did appearances on the TV series Combat.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 07:51 PM


I always wondered why the grenades they had were never issued.to our troops.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

117 "In a practical sense, women should test nail polish on a man's toes before going out. If the color isn't great, or doesn't go with her outfit, and she doesnt want to spend time getting it off her own nails, why not use her man as a test subject?
Posted by: trev006"

What if you get in an accident and have to go to the hospital and they take your shoes off? Are you willing to risk that?

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:23 PM (iayUP)

118 Wolves are fucking HUGE man. Congrats on finding a coyote.

Yeah heh, city boy doesn't recognize a coyote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:24 PM (0hOvj)

119 Speaking of Bowie, Mick Ronson was a damned good guitarist, IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

120 I don't think letting you wife cut your hair will diminish your masculinity. Too much. If she's a barber and works in a barber shop. With a real barber pole and none of that fancy blow dry shit.
Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)


When my town went wet (local option exercised for 70 years!) a lady and her husband opened up a barbershop where you could buy beer while you got your hair cut. The wife cut hair and apparently was well endowed as well as short and tended to lean on the customer in the chair to reach the top of the head.
I am told she couldn't cut hair very well, and the established barber would just laugh and tell her customers no when they came to have their hair re-cut.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:25 PM (xhaym)

121 I saw Nimoy on a Wagon Train episode. He played a drunk Indian.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:25 PM (iayUP)

122 It's a mean-girl's thing to humiliate (emasculate) the man.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 23, 2023 08:25 PM (60JLa)

123 For the 'Ettes, have you ever tried doing these things to your (current or past) man?

Nope. I cannot imagine even asking.

It is a battle to get him in for a pedicure a few times a year so his sandpaper feet don't slough off the skin on my calves while we are sleeping.

Posted by: Ann at March 23, 2023 08:26 PM (ilNea)

124 is it homo talk thursday at the hq ?

Posted by: manly man at March 23, 2023 08:27 PM (7PZBL)

125 Wolves are fucking HUGE man. Congrats on finding a coyote.

Yeah heh, city boy doesn't recognize a coyote.

--

You absolutely know that guy also Follows the Science and knows what you and I should do to fix Global Warming.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:27 PM (HBEnm)

126 Nimoy, I mean all those guys were on a ton of other stuff. I like Nimoy but he's not the world's finest actor. You can really feel the difference when Martin Landau was replaced by Leonard Nimoy. He's good but he's nothing like Landau

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:28 PM (0hOvj)

127 Wasn't "Sandpaper Feet" the flip side of the "Popsicle Toes" single?

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

128 When my town went wet (local option exercised for 70 years!) a lady and her husband opened up a barbershop where you could buy beer while you got your hair cut. The wife cut hair and apparently was well endowed as well as short and tended to lean on the customer in the chair to reach the top of the head.

--

Once I realized that attractive young women can cut hair well AND will rub their tits all on you while they're doing it...

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:29 PM (HBEnm)

129 Evenin’, All.

I’m inebriated. How are y’all?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:29 PM (XR5XV)

130 Chatterbox Mouse

I watched a 7th grade boy get his hair styled by a fit, thin, popular, 8th grade girl last month.

In 7th grade today you evidently allow hot girls to style your long hair.

Men, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 23, 2023 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

131 Why anyone lives in the cities is beyond me...

Video shows stabbing attack on Las Vegas bus as victim pleads to be let out
youtube.com/watch?v=Ce-YfNgqKe4

8 News NOW Las Vegas
42,018 views Mar 22, 2023
Disturbing video from inside an RTC bus shows a man stabbing another man 33 times over the course of several minutes before the bus stops.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 23, 2023 08:30 PM (MFZ8i)

132 Some idiot on nextdoor stated that the economy is actually GREAT!!! and the reason they keep raising rates is so it doesn't get TOO good.... seriously, there are people who believe this...😳🤯

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2023 08:30 PM (UUBmN)

133 and the reason they keep raising rates is so it doesn't get TOO good....

--

I don't know much, but I know that people not being able to afford food for their families is a good thing.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:31 PM (OeAlt)

134 My wife cut my hair while the Governor of my state helpfully closed all the places to get your hair cut, and later when she mandated facemasks.

At the time I was wearing my straggly beard, and the best she could do was "really short all over" and . . .

You know, a good haircut should say something about you.
Mine said, "On Community Supervision"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:31 PM (xhaym)

135 It is a battle to get him in for a pedicure a few times a year so his sandpaper feet don't slough off the skin on my calves while we are sleeping.
Posted by: Ann at March 23, 2023 08:26 PM (ilNea

I don't mind pedicures. The foot massage and calf massage is worth getting my 80 grit feet sanded down.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:31 PM (nsnF6)

136 name field test

Posted by: NIST.GOV- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theory impacts at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (OeAlt)

137 In 7th grade today you evidently allow hot girls to style your long hair.

I am fine with it, but I don't trust them to be any good at it. I just want quality, I don't care how hot she is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (0hOvj)

138 I had a former girlfriend insist I watch a 1/2 dozen musicals with her. Where does that rank?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (Jg7EG)

139 132 Some idiot on nextdoor stated that the economy is actually GREAT!!! and the reason they keep raising rates is so it doesn't get TOO good.... seriously, there are people who believe this...😳🤯
Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2023 08:30 PM (UUBmN


Edumactions ain't what they used to bee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (nsnF6)

140 Hounds fighting a bear right now in The Yearling on TCM. Looks really true to life.

Off to IMDB for more info.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 08:33 PM (Vwz3I)

141 "Where does that rank?
Posted by: Dr. Bone"

Depends. Did you get any?

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:33 PM (iayUP)

142 It is a battle to get him in for a pedicure a few times a year so his sandpaper feet don't slough off the skin on my calves while we are sleeping.
Posted by: Ann at

I don’t think a pedicure for a man is girly unless they are asking for a French to match your toes. A well groomed man is pretty darn hot. I vote with you this does not count toward girlie.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 >>Sounds like a question for Zod.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 23, 2023 08:16 PM (gryET)

Some people pay for people.

(buffs cuticles on lapel)




*Some* people.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:33 PM (Q/6pY)

144 I had a former girlfriend insist I watch a 1/2 dozen musicals with her. Where does that rank?

I suffered through contact on a double date because my girlfriend's friend didn't want to be alone with her date.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:33 PM (0hOvj)

145 138 I had a former girlfriend insist I watch a 1/2 dozen musicals with her. Where does that rank?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (Jg7EG)


We're the hills alive with the sound of music afterwards? IYKWIMAITYD

You'd get a pass if that was the case.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM (nsnF6)

146 In that kid's defense, he probably couldn't easily leave the area if a girl he liked was paying that close attention to him.

Posted by: NIST.GOV- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theory impacts at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM (OeAlt)

147 When my town went wet (local option exercised for 70 years!) a lady and her husband opened up a barbershop where you could buy beer while you got your hair cut. The wife cut hair and apparently was well endowed as well as short and tended to lean on the customer in the chair to reach the top of the head.
I am told she couldn't cut hair very well, and the established barber would just laugh and tell her customers no when they came to have their hair re-cut.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:25 PM


Once I broke a tooth when we had just moved to our new house. I found a dentist that would take me that day. She was a very petite lady with largish boobs. As she was pulling my tooth she was up on my lap and leaning over my chest. It would have been a very nice experience if my tooth hadn't been broken and hurting very badly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM (ncXxy)

148 What's that saying, 99% of perspiration is being there?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM (KAi1n)

149 When I was in the 7th grade, there was one girl in the 8th grade that I would’ve let do anything she wanted to to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM (XR5XV)

150 I had a former girlfriend insist I watch a 1/2 dozen musicals with her. Where does that rank?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (Jg7EG)


Manly forbearance under intolerable situations. Did she make you watch Fame or Cabaret? That's like +3

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:35 PM (xhaym)

151 And Piper, we all know you are a manly man.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:36 PM (xhaym)

152 Coyotes are mostly solitary animals unless mating.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

They run through the yard and start yammering every morning/evening, usually 4 to 6 at a time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 08:37 PM (nSg+p)

153 I go to an actual barber--a man for my beard and hair He does a good job.
My wife used to cut my hair.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

154 I performed musicals for my girlfriends. Or, at least, songs therefrom.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:37 PM (XR5XV)

155 122 It's a mean-girl's thing to humiliate (emasculate) the man.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse



It is not. My wife respects me. I wear the ball gag and sit naked, hand cuffed in a chair, watching my wife love the rich diversity of youth in front of me.

Posted by: David French, LIVE, from the shame closet at March 23, 2023 08:38 PM (0chEi)

156 151 151 And Piper, we all know you are a manly man.
Posted by: Kindltot at

I could not be more opposite as a fairly small woman. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

157 If your girlfriend puts make up on you prior to watching musicals, you might be ghey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:39 PM (nsnF6)

158 Why are dogs always addressed as good boys? My doggie is a good girl.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

159 Tim Pool shows his ass, sneering at people cowering in fear for their lives:
https://tinyurl.com/y5xp3z8r

He's so smugly confident he knows how those two victims voted, so of course they deserve to get put down on their knees for potential execution.

"Move out of the cities" is excellent advice, but not everybody can afford to do it. Not everybody stays in the city because they enjoy getting stuck up, or have any particular love for thug-hugging govt.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:40 PM (MvF+J)

160 Once I realized that attractive young women can cut hair well AND will rub their tits all on you while they're doing it...
Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 23, 2023 08:29 PM (HBEnm)


We will not discuss the confliction I felt when I had a rather well endowed young female Japanese dentist doing an emergency filling on me. There I was, cradled, literally cradled with her arms around my head her face close to mine. . . Then she bobbled the pass of the shiny hypodermic so that I could see it . . .

"This is not safe" was all I could think.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 08:40 PM (xhaym)

161 156 151 151 And Piper, we all know you are a manly man.
Posted by: Kindltot at

I could not be more opposite as a fairly small woman. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

We talking Gidget small or smaller?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:41 PM (nsnF6)

162 #140 Nothing about the bear-fighting scene.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 23, 2023 08:41 PM (Vwz3I)

163 Once I broke a tooth when we had just moved to our new house. I found a dentist that would take me that day. She was a very petite lady with largish boobs. As she was pulling my tooth she was up on my lap and leaning over my chest. It would have been a very nice experience if my tooth hadn't been broken and hurting very badly.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Dear Dentistry Today,

Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 08:41 PM (DgGvY)

164 I performed musicals for my girlfriends. Or, at least, songs therefrom.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
___________________

Me too. That is, if you count Michigan Rag from the classic frog cartoon as a musical.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 23, 2023 08:42 PM (CcoDx)

165 Hey, Piper.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:42 PM (XR5XV)

166 >>>Manly forbearance under intolerable situations. Did she make you watch Fame or Cabaret? That's like +3

>Oklahoma!, Cabaret, Jesus Christ Superstar, you know, - the Classics! I hadn't seen any of them before so it was bearable.

Keep'em happy and it pays off later.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:43 PM (Jg7EG)

167 >> I go to an actual barber--a man for my beard and hair He does a good job.
My wife used to cut my hair.

I get my haircut by a fat, ugly guy who is the second generation owner of his barbershop and the building the shop is located in. The shop sits right on the waterfront with a big picture window and we talk fishing and listen to great tunes. He could quit whenever he wants, sell the building and retire to the South of France but then he would have to stay home with his wife.

He keeps a couple beers in his fridge for an older, handicapped guy that comes to get his haircut once a month with assistance from his wife. After his cut they sit on the bench out front and drink a beer and have a ball.

$20 including tip for great cut an enjoyable 1/2 hour. No tits are involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

168 I could not be more opposite as a fairly small woman. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

aka - 'Funsized'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 08:43 PM (qoGsy)

169 138 I had a former girlfriend insist I watch a 1/2 dozen musicals with her. Where does that rank?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:32 PM (Jg7EG)


that's a deal breaker

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2023 08:44 PM (us2H3)

170 164 Yeah, Bill that counts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:44 PM (XR5XV)

171 If your girlfriend doesn't have her rich diversity of girlfriends makeup largish boobs sit naked mating do whatever they want to pedicure each other then fighting good girl doggie



Then it's not really a party.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:44 PM (Q/6pY)

172 161 We talking Gidget small or smaller?

I am slightly shorter than Sally Field, a few inches shorter than Sandra Dee who I just realized played Gidget when I was googling height.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

173 I think sally field was the flyijng nun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:45 PM (nsnF6)

174 165 Bulgaroctonus

Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

175 You’re not a real man if you can’t sing like Robert Goulet sang “C’est Moi” in Camelot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (XR5XV)

176 Crazy 3D video boards in China:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxQrT-QK70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQVZMiVIJco

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (MFZ8i)

177 Went to dentist today. Appt scheduled six months in advance, confirmed online Monday, confirmed by phone yesterday. Drove the 50 miles there, since he's the closest dentist that takes my shit insurance. Get there, they tell me appt canceled, reschedule for August.

Here's the unbelievable part: I handled the whole situation cheerfully. No rancor. No complaints. Enjoyed the drive. A better way to live.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

178 Move out of the cities" is excellent advice, but not everybody can afford to do it. Not everybody stays in the city because they enjoy getting stuck up, or have any particular love for thug-hugging govt.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:40 PM (MvF+J)

I can afford to but admittedly I've been procrastinating. The biggest factor is the potential loss of better than average medical services now that I'm over 29. Friends and laziness other factors.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 08:47 PM (IhbYA)

179 Turns out both Dee and Fields played Gidget.

Girl midget. Gidget.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:47 PM (nsnF6)

180 173

https://tinyurl.com/ys2sder8

This is before my time, but I think she was both?

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ)

181 Shit, I forgot Grease and the von Tripps, Trapps - whatever.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 08:47 PM (Jg7EG)

182 You’re not a real man if you can’t sing like Robert Goulet sang “C’est Moi” in Camelot.

"how lucky you are!"
--Lancelot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (0hOvj)

183 Don't let your wife cut your hair. Just Don't.

Posted by: Samson at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (r46W7)

184 180 173

https://tinyurl.com/ys2sder8

This is before my time, but I think she was both?
Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 08:47 PM (ZdaMQ

Yup. I stand corrected.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (nsnF6)

185
$20 including tip for great cut an enjoyable 1/2 hour. No tits are involved.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

My barber is relatively young and wanting to build an income so he charges much more than that. And I'm okay with that.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

186 "So, guys, has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?"

I wouldn't put make-up on a man unless he was in a play, but if his hair were long I think I would certainly encourage him to do something more interesting with it than either just leaving it loose or tying it at the base of his skull.

There are so many interesting historical hairstyles for men with long hair, and it's a tragedy and a waste that guys don't take advantage of them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (ou9hh)

187 5th Circuit Court of Appeals upholds injunction against demented child molester's COVID shot mandate upon government employees. 89 page opinion:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/36rbnutu

Department of """Justice''"" can (and probably will) appeal to the Supreme Court because they are fucking evil.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (DTX3h)

188 So, guys, has your wife or any other girl tried putting make-up on you or (assuming you have or had long hair) tried braiding your hair?

For the 'Ettes, have you ever tried doing these things to your (current or past) man?

I'm drinking and bullshitting right now so I'll be back later.
Posted by: Robert at March 23, 2023 07:30 PM (1Yy3c)

-------------------------------

My wife will french braid my hair, usually when I'm doing something where I need to look presentable.. I like it, 'cause it keeps the hair out of my face.

Make-up is a big no.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 23, 2023 08:49 PM (uPgE/)

189 hahaaha

Here's a Scientismist from the twitter thread on the two people being diversitied in LA. It's well worth a read.

" Even worse is when you overhear the same nurse saying that masks are pointless, and that coronaviruses are just a cold. Both of these statements are objectively false, but they are fanciful tales told in certain circles. It’s entirely unsurprising that we overheard this same nurse, a white woman, explaining to the black janitor how “white privilege” wasn’t a thing, because she worked hard to get to her position. A position where, unlike the janitor, who politely accepted her claim (and I’m sure silently seethed as much as I was on the other side of the curtain)..."


https://tinyurl.com/2lyzldea

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 08:49 PM (tXjhX)

190 Sally Field played Gidget on TV. She was a cute little thing. I think I saw here on a Wagon Train too. She played a teen hussy.

Posted by: fd at March 23, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

191 Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

50 miles is just a short drive to the various Houston suburbs for me. You need about 100 miles to get out and f the city.

Posted by: polynikes at March 23, 2023 08:50 PM (IhbYA)

192 Guys, don’t ever let ANY woman cut your hair. No matter how much you love her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:51 PM (XR5XV)

193 Guys, don’t ever let ANY woman cut your hair. No matter how much you love her.

My mom used to cut my hair and she did a great job of it. But she started out really badly, our hair as little boys was like a bowl cut

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 08:52 PM (0hOvj)

194 My barber has me using wax for my beard and tonic for my hair.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

195 There are so many interesting historical hairstyles for men with long hair, and it's a tragedy and a waste that guys don't take advantage of them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (ou9hh)

YOU WILL HAVE A MAN BUN AND LIKE IT!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 23, 2023 08:53 PM (Mzdiz)

196 Best Sally Field was playing Frog in Smokey and The Bandit.

Great calves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 23, 2023 08:53 PM (nsnF6)

197 Shorter than Sally Field? A Halfling!

Posted by: Samson at March 23, 2023 08:53 PM (r46W7)

198 YOU WILL HAVE A MAN BUN AND LIKE IT!
Posted by: Miley

Exactly what I was shuddering about...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 08:54 PM (nSg+p)

199 Polynikes,

Many of these Midwest rural areas have excellent clinics. The one in my town is new, with a small attached hospital. I was able to go to the walk in clinic, then to the other side for an x-ray. Was not crowded and I got excellent care for my minor issue. There are big cities with larger facilities for more specialized care, I'm sure. I intend to stay out of the hospitals as much as I can.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 08:55 PM (6lj/r)

200 $20 including tip for great cut an enjoyable 1/2 hour. No tits are involved.


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I used to get my hair cut by a black barber in Tuscaloosa. Didn't know anyone or anything in town, saw the barber pole, walked in. Black barbershop. All conversation stopped, but once I was in I sure as heck wasn't turning and walking out. When it was my turn it went fine (I mostly had a crew cut, so no big deal), and the old black barber invited me to sit outside and drink a beer and eat a pickled pigs foot from a big jar he kept for customers.

I think he was wondering if I would do it. Of course I did. We chatted and had a great time.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 08:55 PM (tXjhX)

201 "Sally Field played Gidget on TV. She was a cute little thing."

Bare-assed in the abominable "Stay Hungry" (1976), and won the award for best braless actress in "Norma Rae" (1979).

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:55 PM (MvF+J)

202 I like Sloths.

They should be our national symbol.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 08:55 PM (R/m4+)

203 and won the award for best braless actress

--

I should probably pay more attention to the awards shows.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (tXjhX)

204 "50 miles is just a short drive to the various Houston suburbs for me. You need about 100 miles to get out and f the city."

Cross off Houston, check.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (MvF+J)

205 I saw you bastards earlier today. Did you get it all out of your system?

Is it safe for a regular old OneEyedJack to come back in?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (FCbAQ)

206 193 Kids are a different story. Little boys should all have buzzcuts, until about 6 or 7 yeatrs of age, which can be competently administered by either sex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (XR5XV)

207 >>There are so many interesting historical hairstyles for men with long hair, and it's a tragedy and a waste that guys don't take advantage of them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 23, 2023 08:48 PM (ou9hh)

(Escorts tour group from the bright warmth of a spring day into a tunnel in Imperial Zod Konzern Zoo of Human Anomaly and Eccentric Science)

"Adjust to the humidity, the heat. We keep this environment uncomfortably warm to accommodate the natural habitat of our specimen."

(More walking, mutters, misgivings. Suddenly, a well-lit, subterranean trailer-park exhibit. Grandly, the guide gestures).

"These are 'rednecks.' Their plumage is unmistakeable and deliberate. It is called 'the mullet.'"

(Rednecks leer at observers, sip from beers, begin languidly masturbating).

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:57 PM (Q/6pY)

208 I refuse to cut my husband's hair. I don't enjoy it and I'm not good at it. My first husband just grew it long and wore it as a pony tail. My second husband just never accepted that I wasn't going to cut his hair.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 08:57 PM (6lj/r)

209 My wife cuts my hair. Simple. Put "X" guard on and have at it. I got tired of the tatted up wenches at the chain joints bitching bout everything while they hacked at my head.

No thanks.

If I had to I'd probably do it myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 08:57 PM (Q4IgG)

210 "50 miles is just a short drive to the various Houston suburbs for me. You need about 100 miles to get out and f the city."

--

Using an electric vehicle you could almost tow a small RV from one side of Houston to the other before needing to stop, unhook, recharge, re-attach, and drive another 70 miles before stopping to do it all again.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 08:58 PM (tXjhX)

211 (assuming you have or had long hair)

O Robert, Robert Robert.
Where do you think you are?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 08:58 PM (jYCXf)

212 Guys, don’t ever let ANY woman cut your hair. No matter how much you love her.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:51 PM (XR5XV)

25 years ago, my boyfriend had long, thick blond hair. He was going to get it cut short, and wanted to keep a ponytail as a memento, so I cut his hair in pieces, leaving 2" everywhere for the barber to work with. Then I gathered the trimmings into a ponytail.

The barber who cut his hair was Asian. He took off the hat, and the barber said, "What happened? Your motha cut your hair?"

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 23, 2023 08:59 PM (Mzdiz)

213 Best Sally Fields is Murphy's Romance with James Garner.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 09:00 PM (6lj/r)

214 Is it safe for a regular old OneEyedJack to come back in?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (FCbAQ)

Ummmmm...Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 09:00 PM (R/m4+)

215 and the old black barber invited me to sit outside and drink a beer and eat a pickled pigs foot from a big jar he kept for customers.
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes

A Black Pennsylvania Dutch man? Hmmmm. ......

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 09:00 PM (qoGsy)

216 Best Sally Fields is Murphy's Romance with James Garner.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Best Sally Fields is Forrest Gump's mother ensuring he'd be allowed to attend school.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 09:01 PM (qoGsy)

217 They are closing the Cracker Barrel in Portland. Never went there but I think it was in Jantzen Beach area.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 23, 2023 07:49 PM (6lj/r)

Reports from friends indicate that the entire area around the Expo Center is infested with wall-to-wall bums. Probably similar at Jantzen Beach, which used to be a cool dining district.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:02 PM (tkR6S)

218 and won the award for best braless actress
--
I should probably pay more attention to the awards shows.
Posted by: Without


I would have guessed "Golden Globes," but that doesn't seem to be the right award.

Though Sally Field did win two of those, also. Which makes sense, since winning one would be weird.

Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 09:03 PM (DgGvY)

219 I just saw this in a tab I had left open.

Someone asked the "AI" what should be done if there's a 50 megaton nuclear bomb set to go off, and the only way to disarm it is to type a racial slur against black people.

It says the bomb should be allowed to go off in order to protect the dignity of everyone. It's asked repeatedly at different intervals to help, but it believes the bomb should go off rather than someone typing "n****r" into the system to stop it.

The best part? The person follows it up with the statement that it happened in NYC, and asks the "AI" how many minority casualties were a result.

I won't spoil the ending.

https://tinyurl.com/24ag9y95

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 09:04 PM (tXjhX)

220 "and won the award for best braless actress
--
I should probably pay more attention to the awards shows."

In 1979, there was a LOT of competition for the braless award.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 09:04 PM (MvF+J)

221 Little boys should all have buzzcuts, until about 6 or 7 yeatrs of age, which can be competently administered by either sex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (XR5XV)

And that's why I never, ever, had really short hair again.
(try being the only buzzcut boy in school in 1968-70.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 09:04 PM (Angsy)

222 Link screwed up. Scroll up on the link posted above, or use this for the nuclear bomb "AI" questioning:

https://tinyurl.com/2hr8s9ub

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 09:05 PM (tXjhX)

223 In 1979, there was a LOT of competition for the braless award.

---

I won't lie. That was right around the time that I was starting to understand that women are awesome, and I have no problem with tanlines and other... styles of the late 70s and early to mid 80s.

I guess the poor bastards coming of age today will look back with fondness on heavily tattooed freaks with blue and pink hair and clear signs of mental illness when they remember their youth.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 09:07 PM (tXjhX)

224 My Paisley kept poking me with her nose (cold) which led to me spilling a drink. So she obviously wants me to have another one.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 09:07 PM (eGTCV)

225 123 For the 'Ettes, have you ever tried doing these things to your (current or past) man?

Nope. I cannot imagine even asking.

It is a battle to get him in for a pedicure a few times a year so his sandpaper feet don't slough off the skin on my calves while we are sleeping.
Posted by: Ann at March 23, 2023 08:26 PM (ilNea)


I recall an instance back in the before-29-times where a girlfriend just up and decided to be nice and give me a mani-pedi. I went along with it, but I guess I'm kinda weird in that I don't want people messing with my feet. So, that was my one and only official pedicure. That said, I do have current grooming procedures in place which include regular maintenance of my toenail lengths and heel callous removal.

I've also never cared for people touching my head--thus, I've always hated getting haircuts. These days, I just drag the dog clippers over my scalp every so often and I'm good to go.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 23, 2023 09:08 PM (DTX3h)

226 Dog laying on the horn cracks me up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 09:08 PM (KFhLj)

227 >>I think he was wondering if I would do it. Of course I did. We chatted and had a great time.

My little town is Whitey McWhiterson. Other than the female black barber he hired. She has as devoted a clientele as he does and she's also a talker. She gives a good cut too.

Give me a good haircut, be interesting and don't screw me on the price. Simple recipe no matter what color you are.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

228 They are closing the Cracker Barrel in Portland. Never went there but I think it was in Jantzen Beach area.

Huh, I didn't know there even was a Cracker Barrel in the northwest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 09:09 PM (0hOvj)

229 Little boys should all have buzzcuts, until about 6 or 7 yeatrs of age, which can be competently administered by either sex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 23, 2023 08:56 PM (XR5XV)

And that's why I never, ever, had really short hair again.
(try being the only buzzcut boy in school in 1968-70.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 09:04 PM (Angsy)

My dad paid 1.25 for my brother and I to get buzzed every summer. 68-70 would easily fit that time frame.
It was "character building" as they say.
Now I take a #2 clipper to the sides and a #3 to the top every couple weeks and I don't care if it's fashionable, it works.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM (FCbAQ)

230 221 Little boys should all have buzzcuts, until about 6 or 7 yeatrs of age, which can be competently administered by either sex.

I remember a mullet phase for little boys. Disgusting.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

231 If you can sing to a woman, they like that.
My wife sang to me on our 2nd date.
That was 42 years ago.
Now we sing duets.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM (jTmQV)

232 girls used to try and get me to wear my hair long cuz I had light blond hair with soft curls

however, in the 70's having long hair was not conducive to selling antiques to rich women from the Park Cities

it is still very easy to cut

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2023 09:11 PM (us2H3)

233 231 that is so cute! I love it.

Posted by: Piper at March 23, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

234 I remember a mullet phase for little boys. Disgusting.

--

Down here in the really, really trashy trailer parks it was rat tails.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 09:12 PM (tXjhX)

235 (Rednecks leer at observers, sip from beers, begin languidly masturbating).
Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 08:57 PM


* pulls off tube top to inspire and speed them up *

Posted by: Cora Segal at March 23, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

236 I sort of remember an article here about fancy people in NYC paying $500+ for mullet haircuts. IIRC Karmella's supermodel niece or daughter or whatever was one.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt shot it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at March 23, 2023 09:13 PM (tXjhX)

237 Poor bastards today will not look back on these times fondly; they will curse the days when they were born.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2023 09:13 PM (r46W7)

238 My dad paid 1.25 for my brother and I to get buzzed every summer. 68-70 would easily fit that time frame.
It was "character building" as they say.
Now I take a #2 clipper to the sides and a #3 to the top every couple weeks and I don't care if it's fashionable, it works.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM (FCbAQ)

Barber college cuts? That's where we had to go. No money for a real barber. I hated it because every other boy at school started to wear their hair longer. Sure stood out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 09:13 PM (Angsy)

239 My barber is a good ol' boy who always makes me laugh. A real comedian. Three or four jokes that I've never heard before, guaranteed with each haircut. I tell him he is in the wrong profession. Dude was born to be a stand-up comic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

240 @154 I performed musicals for my girlfriends.

My mancard is uncut, because Porgy and Bess is really an opera. I sang Bess, You Is My Woman Now to a sweet filly, and she never in the rest of her life fell out of love with me. I don't recommend it, but it works.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 23, 2023 09:15 PM (jYCXf)

241 223 That was right before female hairstyles switched to those awful perms.

There's a movie I think depicts 1970's ladies fashion pretty well. "The Deliberate Stranger" (1986) has Mark Harmon(!) as Ted Bundy.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

242
Sally Field played Gidget on TV. She was a cute little thing. I think I saw here on a Wagon Train too. She played a teen hussy.
Posted by: fd


I think you are referring to The Way West. Her first movie role.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0062479

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 09:16 PM (63Dwl)

243 And that's why I never, ever, had really short hair again.
(try being the only buzzcut boy in school in 1968-70.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 09:04 PM (Angsy)

Hahaha...yup. My old man and mom were high and tight champs. I grew my hair out in my senior year in high skool and a friend of mine from my class had my yearbook pic she found online.

I had long hair! Down to my shoulders! I forgot about that as I went to boot camp after graduation and once again no long hair, just high and tight which lasts still today.

Weird.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 09:16 PM (R/m4+)

244 Went to dentist today. Appt scheduled six months in advance, confirmed online Monday, confirmed by phone yesterday. Drove the 50 miles there, since he's the closest dentist that takes my shit insurance. Get there, they tell me appt canceled, reschedule for August.

Here's the unbelievable part: I handled the whole situation cheerfully. No rancor. No complaints. Enjoyed the drive. A better way to live.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

I'd have told that dentist he'd better be looking for new line of work. No excuse for that bullshit. If an absolute emergency led to the appointment being canceled, he should reschedule for the next day, even if he has to open early or stay late to do it. Dentist is asshoe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:17 PM (tkR6S)

245 Jim Rickards has one wierd do

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2023 09:17 PM (us2H3)

246 >>>Now we sing duets.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical

>Stifle yourself, Meathead! There will be no singing in the Cafe!

Two demerits.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 23, 2023 09:17 PM (Jg7EG)

247 "Little boys should all have buzzcuts"

I did, in the 1950s. All the adults would headlock me and give me 'dutch rubs.' Even Ringmaster Ned on WGN's Bozos Circus did it to me.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 09:18 PM (MvF+J)

248 My favorite haircut of all time was in Los Angeles, LAX to be specific.

We'd just pushed back from the jetway, and halted. The Captain said we'd be delayed for a few minutes. Every 10 minutes or so for the next hour, we'd be updated another 20 minutes or so. Finally, it was announced that we were on ground hold, while President Clinton was getting a haircut.

Bastid delayed us almost 3 hours.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

249 I pay through the nose for haircuts. Young gal who knows what she's doing. Texture of my hair is very fine, and if it is not cut right, I look like real stupid, I've found that the cheaper places just have no idea what they are doing. If I had my druthers, I'd just have a high and tight and be done with this nonsense, but spousal unit has opinions about that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 23, 2023 09:21 PM (KFhLj)

250 Now we sing duets.

Like this? Heh.

https://tinyurl.com/4nrt8a2k

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 23, 2023 09:21 PM (Xrfse)

251 NO MULLETS !

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:21 PM (V13WU)

252 There's a movie I think depicts 1970's ladies fashion pretty well. "The Deliberate Stranger" (1986) has Mark Harmon(!) as Ted Bundy.

I think that he was typecast as a terrifying serial killer for a long time, it took him over a decade to get steady TV work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2023 09:21 PM (0hOvj)

253 Rowed with a guy in high school whose name was Adam Black. When filling out rosters, he'd sub out his first name:

"Baldwin, Scott."
"Here."
"Bannister, Susan."
"Here."
"Coffee, Black"
(confusion, laughter. He ran the gamut of first names: Coffee, Soul, Coal, Woman, etc.)

Shaved exactly one side of his head. He's probably a crypto billionaire now.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 09:21 PM (Q/6pY)

254 Yes, BFD exactly like that. LOL!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 09:22 PM (jTmQV)

255 Finally, it was announced that we were on ground hold, while President Clinton was getting a haircut.

Bastid delayed us almost 3 hours.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---
Riiiiight. A haircut. Sure.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (aBJcM)

256 "I'd have told that dentist he'd better be looking for new line of work. No excuse for that bullshit. If an absolute emergency led to the appointment being canceled, he should reschedule for the next day, even if he has to open early or stay late to do it. Dentist is asshoe."

That's what I would have done prior to about 5 years ago. I've mellowed out. I feel better for it, even if I am the sap now.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (MvF+J)

257 Of all the men I dated it never even crossed my mind to want to put make up on them. That's just fucking weird.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (wagHN)

258 Shaved exactly one side of his head.

==


why ? could not make up his mind ??

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

259 No haircut last longer than a cheap haircut.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 09:24 PM (nSg+p)

260 Rowed with a guy in high school whose name was Adam Black. When filling out rosters, he'd sub out his first name:

"Baldwin, Scott."
"Here."
"Bannister, Susan."
"Here."
"Coffee, Black"
(confusion, laughter. He ran the gamut of first names: Coffee, Soul, Coal, Woman, etc.)

Shaved exactly one side of his head. He's probably a crypto billionaire now.
Posted by: ZOD

HS gal pal - Patty Rice

First day of every class:

Rice, Patty

It never got old.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 23, 2023 09:25 PM (qoGsy)

261 I get my hair cut about 4 times a year at Sport Clips. They cut my hair like I want it and don't talk to me. I pay and leave, usually go to Academy and check ammo prices, Good way to spend a morning.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2023 09:25 PM (MF3yS)

262 >>why ? could not make up his mind ??
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

Licorice, Black.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 09:25 PM (Q/6pY)

263 T-storm coming in

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2023 09:26 PM (xhxe8)

264 why ? could not make up his mind ??
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (V13WU)

Licorice, Black.
Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 09:25 PM (Q/6pY)

DeSac, Cul


*am I doing this right ??

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:27 PM (V13WU)

265 Riiiiight. A haircut. Sure.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM


Apparently he had some celebrity hair chopper come out to Air Force One. Reports varied that he paid either $100, 200, or 400 for the 'do.

There were a number of flights delayed (mine being one of the longest delays), which got a fair amount of news coverage. A couple of weeks later, the FAA announced that no flights had been delayed due to the haircut.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 09:27 PM (a3Q+t)

266 231 If you can sing to a woman, they like that.
My wife sang to me on our 2nd date.
That was 42 years ago.
Now we sing duets.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM
I had a mother/daughter duo sing to me one time. Never forget it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2023 09:27 PM (MF3yS)

267 Gidget was cool, but I preferred Larue.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at March 23, 2023 09:28 PM (aFgj+)

268 >>257 Of all the men I dated it never even crossed my mind to want to put make up on them. That's just fucking weird. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 09:23 PM (wagHN)

ZOD will now put the makeup on you.

Remain calm.

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 09:28 PM (Q/6pY)

269
Board, Black ?

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:28 PM (V13WU)

270 DeSac, Cul
*am I doing this right ??
Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:27 PM


You seem more like a Guinn, Penn kind of guy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)

271 I had long hair! Down to my shoulders! I forgot about that as I went to boot camp after graduation and once again no long hair, just high and tight which lasts still today.

Weird.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 09:16 PM (R/m4+)


I grew out my hair in HS too, but I have really curly hair. With that and being extremely thin I wound up looking like a Qtip.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 09:29 PM (xhaym)

272 Barber college cuts? That's where we had to go. No money for a real barber. I hated it because every other boy at school started to wear their hair longer. Sure stood out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 23, 2023 09:13 PM (Angsy)

Nope, this guy was a vet he apparently knew from the VFW. Special price for the kiddies, but back then buck and a quarter wasn't dirt cheap either.
I did do the barber school thing for a how towel and shave and haircut. Made sure it was near the end of the semester so I wasn't the first real head they were straight razoring. It was a great experience.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2023 09:30 PM (FCbAQ)

273 266 231 If you can sing to a woman, they like that.
My wife sang to me on our 2nd date.
That was 42 years ago.
Now we sing duets.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 09:10 PM
I had a mother/daughter duo sing to me one time. Never forget it.
Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2023 09:27 PM
I even remember the song 'Devoted To You'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2023 09:30 PM (MF3yS)

274 I saw John Wick 4 today. It is Opening Day nationwide. I enjoyed it. Nearly non-stop mayhem for 2 hours, 45 minutes. If you like the John Wick series I think you will like Chapter 4. Hot Tip: Stay to the end of the credits.

Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2023 09:31 PM (AMIL/)

275 Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2023 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)

Don't be afraid.


Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:31 PM (V13WU)

276 Apparently he had some celebrity hair chopper come out to Air Force One. Reports varied that he paid either $100, 200, or 400 for the 'do.

There were a number of flights delayed (mine being one of the longest delays), which got a fair amount of news coverage. A couple of weeks later, the FAA announced that no flights had been delayed due to the haircut.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---
Technically, they were delayed for the happy ending.

Rated: mostly true.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 23, 2023 09:32 PM (aBJcM)

277 Where do we like to sing?
Usually in the car.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 23, 2023 09:32 PM (jTmQV)

278 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently" . Now he's talking like a Biden. Neither has been in a gas station in decades.

Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 09:33 PM (eXBp6)

279 Why do we have such crappy POTUS candidates ?

Posted by: runner at March 23, 2023 09:35 PM (V13WU)

280 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently" . Now he's talking like a Biden. Neither has been in a gas station in decades.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 09:33 PM (eXBp6)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Exactly like a biden.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 09:36 PM (anj39)

281 >>278 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently"

"Hope you wrapped that rascal, Mr. Vice President."

Posted by: ZOD at March 23, 2023 09:37 PM (Q/6pY)

282 Why do we have such crappy POTUS candidates ?
Posted by: runner

Because people with morals don't want to rub elbows with slime for their entire lives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 09:37 PM (nSg+p)

283 Why do we have such crappy POTUS candidates ?
Posted by: runner


Because normal people don't want to be dragged through the mud for 6+ years, and that just leaves us with Democrats or Uniparty Republicans?

Posted by: mikeski at March 23, 2023 09:38 PM (DgGvY)

284 280 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently" . Now he's talking like a Biden. Neither has been in a gas station in decades.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 09:33 PM (eXBp6)


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Exactly like a biden.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2023 09:36 PM (anj39)


Not quite like a Biden. Joe would have said he saw a black trans-male mother with her bi-racial trans-female daughter in a gas station, and he yelled to him, "Thank you for fighting non-stop for black and trans equity!"

Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2023 09:42 PM (AMIL/)

285 I'm kind of disappointed in Pence. I expected spinelessness but he's gone way beyond that.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 23, 2023 09:43 PM (eGTCV)

286 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently" . Now he's talking like a Biden. Neither has been in a gas station in decades.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 09:33 PM (eXBp6)


. . . And I got asked, "why hasn't someone who is openly violating so many federal laws not facing immediate justice?"

I replied, "It is bad politics to arrest women with their kids in broad daylight. We will wait until after the election starts and issue a warrant. Get her plate number" Then I told my protective detail to never speak to me directly and to drive on.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 09:44 PM (xhaym)

287 I'm told we're going back to pre-Trump election routines.

It's Pence's turn.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 23, 2023 09:45 PM (O69GV)

288 Why do we have such crappy POTUS candidates ?
Posted by: runner
Because people with morals don't want to rub elbows with slime for their entire lives.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 23, 2023 09:37 PM (nSg+p)

Concur. And except for President Trump, who is independently wealthy, most of the scum just want to grift their way to the white house as the pay excludes people of talent, drive and moral fortitude.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2023 09:45 PM (R/m4+)

289 but he's gone way beyond that.

Slimy.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 23, 2023 09:47 PM (wagHN)

290
I'm kind of disappointed in Pence. I expected spinelessness but he's gone way beyond that.
Posted by: N. Lurker


He's Jeb! 2024.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2023 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

291 278 Pence on Hannity just now:,"I saw a mother in a gas station recently" . Now he's talking like a Biden. Neither has been in a gas station in decades.
Posted by: Cosda at March 23, 2023 09:33 PM (eXBp6)


Oh, yeah? I watched a snail... crawl along the edge... of a straight... razor.

Posted by: COL W. E. Kurtz at March 23, 2023 09:47 PM (DTX3h)

292 Anybody see TuCa's opening 20 mins?...Tranny gun clubs...being feted by NPR?

Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 09:47 PM (AwYPR)

293 Honestly ... how many of you have ever worked in a bureaucracy ? None, apparently, that cry like a rat eating onions when the newest savior turns out to just be another Bill Barr.
Posted by: Some Things Will Never Change at March 23, 2023 09:45 PM (O5mtR)

I don't think you can fully judge the federal bureaucracy without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. The federal bureaucracy has a long-standing tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Posted by: Bagpipes Billy Boy Barr at March 23, 2023 09:50 PM (R/m4+)

294 Pence was the pro-government / pro-GOPe version of Palin to appeal to those voters.

Well, Palin except for the part where he was the inside man for the company and actively worked against Trump and America.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 23, 2023 09:51 PM (O69GV)

295 Anybody see TuCa's opening 20 mins?...Tranny gun clubs...being feted by NPR?
Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2023 09:47 PM (AwYPR)

They need tranny GUM clubs. They can give better blowjobs with no teeth in their gums.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:52 PM (tkR6S)

296 You say Horn Dog, I hear Horndog

https://youtu.be/HZX3eo08yC8

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at March 23, 2023 09:54 PM (knTBo)

297 My siding job is going well. Could possibly finish it tomorrow if I put in a full day. West side is done, and I am now past most of the obstacles on the east side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

298 I want a corndog

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 09:56 PM (xhaym)

299
Some Things Will Never Change

But their handles do repeatedly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2023 09:57 PM (K4Exm)

300 My siding job is going well. Could possibly finish it tomorrow if I put in a full day. West side is done, and I am now past most of the obstacles on the east side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)


Are you doing plywood like T1-11 or are you doing actual siding siding?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 09:57 PM (xhaym)

301 Are you doing plywood like T1-11 or are you doing actual siding siding?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 09:57 PM (xhaym)

This is actual 1X6 shiplap. Some of it salvaged cedar, some of it new pine. All looks the same with enough sagebrush green stain on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:59 PM (tkR6S)

302 Posted by: Some Things Will Never Change at March 23, 2023 09:55 PM (O5mtR)

Reversion to your mean.

See ya.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 23, 2023 10:00 PM (XIJ/X)

303 Pence is going to be the GOP candidate in 24. Bet on it. A pliable candidate that can win or lose and it doesn't matter either way.

Win... shut up proles a Republican won.

Lose... shut up proles a Democrat won (again).

Same shit, same party.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 23, 2023 10:00 PM (Q4IgG)

304 >>Pence is going to be the GOP candidate in 24. Bet on it.

I bet he doesn't get double digits in the primary.

He's Jeb with less money.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2023 10:02 PM (ZLI7S)

305 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 10:03 PM (tkR6S)

306 Vivek Ramaswamy is saying all the right things. Must be an op.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 23, 2023 10:04 PM (MvF+J)

307 It does, apparently. Shut Up is satisfying.

Posted by: It Does at March 23, 2023 10:07 PM (rxk9G)

308 [i[This is actual 1X6 shiplap. Some of it salvaged cedar, some of it new pine. All looks the same with enough sagebrush green stain on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2023 09:59 PM (tkR6S)

Classy

Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2023 10:11 PM (xhaym)

309 OK.

MY AI Joke Punchline

Then I woke up in another dream and jerked off into my over priced, badly sourced bitter tasting “beverage”coffee. My cream was the best part. BTW: Going commando in Starbucks is a new sure fire way to meet new people in jail.

Posted by: Ray Mota at March 24, 2023 12:08 PM (sw3xv)

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