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Circus Prison Break Cafe

perthaustraliawaverock.jpg
Wave Rock, Perth, Australia

Venomous hammerhead worm!

This snake is so enormous that David French wants to invite it over for cocktails.

Journey to the Center of the Kitchen.

Kailasa temple, carved, it is said, from a single rock. By the way, it was the fictitious "Republic of Kailasa" that recently signed the sister city and trade agreements with Newark, NJ.

Saving a fawn from drowning.

Saving an elephant and her calf. They actually give the mother elephant, whose heart has stopped beating, CPR!

Giving a Purple Nurple is an evolutionary instinct.

Nepalese TV antenna.

Panda mom raising the kid.

Nice scoop.

He's getting the hang of this "sitting" thing.

Has to be the inspiration for Big Bird, right?

Have you ever eaten Polish chicken...? It tastes like fish.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I)

2 Not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 22, 2023 07:32 PM (ncXxy)

3 Podium

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

4 Bear backscratching!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/
1638617803451146241

It's after a long sleep.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

5 I'm smiling thinking of how pissed off all the leftists are going to be if the big promised Arrest of Trump blows up in their faces. Apparently at the last minute someone has said "hey wait a minute, we don't actually have a case here."

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 07:33 PM (trdmm)

6
Easy late 90's mystery lyrics?

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:33 PM (8st8O)

7 Evening all.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:34 PM (gryET)

8
What does dans la masion mean?

I don't know, but I feel like it's easy to sus out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:34 PM (8st8O)

9 soothsayer, I never really knew those lyrics. heard the song of course.

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:34 PM (BvUNN)

10 Damn. It's cafe already?!

*taps watch*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

11 Don’t mock the hammerhead worm.

They’re scarier than hammerhead sharks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:35 PM (6uZ0Z)

12 dans la maison = in the house

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:35 PM (BvUNN)

13 Excuse me while I polish my chicken.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (iayUP)

14 If I was half my age the glider suit might be interesting

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

15 12 French is a gay language, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (6uZ0Z)

16 Jessi 💫 @its_jessi_grace
This is the most wholesome thing you’re going to see today...

A dog and his boy

https://twitter.com/its_jessi_grace/status/
1638527855695994882

[No post-apocalyptic cannibalism shown.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

17
When's the last time you heard someone described as a raconteur?

For instance, Donald Trump is a skilled raconteur.

Raconteur, obviously French in origin, is easy to sus out. A raconteur is someone who is good at re-telling anecdotes.

retell....recount..racount...eur..

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (8st8O)

18 Maybe those animals enjoyed the circus life. Anyone think of that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (guGkK)

19 Willowed:
That phrase always comes out of the mouth of someone who couldn't build a fire outdoors with a can of gas and a road flare.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 22, 2023 07:25 PM (wb1YC)

Also fuckers who have no grasp how food availability is EVERYTHING as far as leisure and tech development. Without food, you spend a lot of time hunting and gathering.

Drop them in the amazon to let them enjoy their leisure time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

20 Dixie Chickens are more dangerous than Polish Chickens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

21
I never really knew those lyrics. heard the song of course.
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender

Same here. He sings so fast it's hard to keep up. Plus, those lyrics come after these:
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin',
which makes our brains freeze.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (8st8O)

22 Uh - at about 1:00 into the glider dudes there appears to be a dude who crashed into the rocks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (gryET)

23 Excuse the sad news:

||Paul Grant, an actor who appeared in the Star Wars and Harry Potter films, has died aged 56 after being found collapsed outside a train station.

Grant was found outside King’s Cross station in north London on Thursday afternoon.

He was pronounced dead at 3.49am on Monday but had been declared brain dead before that following his collapse. The cause of death has not been disclosed.

Grant, who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and a goblin in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, appeared as one of the Goblin Corps in the cult 1986 classic Labyrinth alongside David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

The actor also served as the stunt double in Labyrinth for Hoggle, who was performed by Shari Weiser and voiced by Brian Henson.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (Vwz3I)

24 Aren’t raconteurs those panda-like mammals that raid your trash?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (6uZ0Z)

25 There's a funny Community scene where Jeff references the Barenaked Ladies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBmd_Mo-mI

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (BvUNN)

26 24 Aren’t raconteurs those panda-like mammals that raid your trash?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (6uZ0Z)

I thought that is what ace aspired to be?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

27 Uh - at about 1:00 into the glider dudes there appears to be a dude who crashed into the rocks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM


Yep, one of the blue guys is down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (ncXxy)

28 Dixie Chickens are more dangerous than Polish Chickens.

I've heard Tennessee Hens are a force to be reckoned with as well.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (Bd6X8)

29 Any wine in this place?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (+Eun6)

30 Has anyone asked Joy Behar if all the flooding happening in California is God's punishment for voting Biden?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (AS8r9)

31 Coulda been first, but had to watch every single video.

Posted by: Half Dozen at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (IAaYu)

32 Also fuckers who have no grasp how food availability is EVERYTHING as far as leisure and tech development. Without food, you spend a lot of time hunting and gathering.

Drop them in the amazon to let them enjoy their leisure time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

In a modern technological society, its all about cheap energy... which is why the Biden admin has a War on energy production. /Facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

33 I wonder if those Venomous Hammerhead Worms are good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

34
Isn't there a band who calls themselves The Raconteurs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (8st8O)

35 ace, hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (+Eun6)

36 >24 Aren’t raconteurs those panda-like mammals that raid your trash?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (6uZ0Z)

Raconteurs are raccoons with panache.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (gryET)

37 You can Polish a chicken but you can't polish a turd.

-- Stuff Jefferson Said, vol. 2, large print edition

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

38 In a modern technological society, its all about cheap energy... which is why the Biden admin has a War on energy production. /Facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

Valid, but to get to the modern tech society, you have to nail down food.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

39 Great links, Ace …

Posted by: Adriane the Appreciative Critic . . . at March 22, 2023 07:43 PM (jonTH)

40 Luke Skywalker fought the Raconteur at Jabba's palace in Return of the Jedi.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (AS8r9)

41 That python could feed - or eat - a small village.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (ou9hh)

42 38 In a modern technological society, its all about cheap energy... which is why the Biden admin has a War on energy production. /Facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

Valid, but to get to the modern tech society, you have to nail down food.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

And when you get to that modern Society, Food production takes... energy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

43 >27 Uh - at about 1:00 into the glider dudes there appears to be a dude who crashed into the rocks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:39 PM


Yep, one of the blue guys is down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (ncXxy)

Given the speed and terrain, I would guess a fatality.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)

44 I recently saw something on youtube about hammerhead worms. It was a zoologist who basic said, if you come across hammerhead worms, you need to kill them. They are invasive and toxic. And you can't just chop them up, 'cause that's how you get more hammerhead worms. She suggests trapping them in a jar, adding salt or vinegar, and freezing them until they dissolve.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (uPgE/)

45 Raconteur. Someone who is shady in their ways. Not a positive attribute if I'm describing a person.

Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (aYpFd)

46 I have to wonder how many of those circus animals starved to death after being released.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (ou9hh)

47 Interesting appellate opinion involving a "friend" of the blog (Avenatti):
www.courts.ca.gov/opinions/nonpub/B304816.PDF

Posted by: SFGoth at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (KAi1n)

48 And when you get to that modern Society, Food production takes... energy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

Hmmm, I feel like we are talking in circles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

49 I recently rediscovered Crash Test Dummies. God Shuffled His Feet is an underated masterpiece.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Ra95j)

50 #25 LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Vwz3I)

51
Gotta love the Dutch subtitles in that Community clip.

Ik ben niet lesbisch = I am not a lesbian.

lol @ lez bitch

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (8st8O)

52 >>>5 ace, hope you are well.

thank you, i'm fine, it was a routine check-up

probably got the fungus now tho

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:47 PM (BvUNN)

53 Looks like one of the wing-suiters crashed. Darwin smiles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:47 PM (tkR6S)

54 48 And when you get to that modern Society, Food production takes... energy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

Hmmm, I feel like we are talking in circles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (zZu0s)

-----------------------

No. We're talking in square grey boxes.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 22, 2023 07:47 PM (uPgE/)

55 I think modern western humanity is tilting too far in the compassion and empathy scale toward animals. The pendulum never seems to settle in the middle, its either one extreme or the other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

56 33 I wonder if those Venomous Hammerhead Worms are good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

---------------------------------

Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooooooooooooo...

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 22, 2023 07:48 PM (uPgE/)

57 If you looked like that chicken, you'd be aggressive, too.

Posted by: MkY at March 22, 2023 07:48 PM (cPGH3)

58 Any wine in this place?
------------
Polish chicken and Brasso.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

59 Don’t mock the hammerhead worm.

They’re scarier than hammerhead sharks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 22, 2023 07:35 PM (6uZ0Z)

Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:48 PM (tkR6S)

60 recently rediscovered Crash Test Dummies. God Shuffled His Feet is an underated masterpiece.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Ra95j)

They had a big hit.

Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 07:49 PM (aYpFd)

61 I'll have to walk. My wing suit is at the cleaners.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 07:50 PM (guGkK)

62 Grant, who played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and a goblin in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, appeared as one of the Goblin Corps in the cult 1986 classic Labyrinth alongside David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

The actor also served as the stunt double in Labyrinth for Hoggle, who was performed by Shari Weiser and voiced by Brian Henson.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:40 PM (Vwz3I)

Another victim of the Clot Shot, unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:50 PM (tkR6S)

63 I always found Big Bird to be annoying, even when I was 4 years old.

A first lesson in first impressions?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 07:50 PM (X+Ku8)

64 I believe Helena has some of those vicious chickens.

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (K1HkL)

65 >>>They had a big hit.

mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, trying to think of the title

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

66 I don't much like aggressive chickens and that iceberg water looks mighty cold.....and deep!

Posted by: Coupla Brothers headed home at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (aFgj+)

67 Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 07:52 PM (X+Ku8)

68 According to statistics I swear to all that is holy I didn't just make up...
You have a greater chance of dying from medical malpractice than this new fungus amongus.

Posted by: MkY at March 22, 2023 07:52 PM (cPGH3)

69 Polish chicken looks ridonkulous

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (fUnHJ)

70 " I always found Big Bird to be annoying, even when I was 4 years old."

That thing is scary as hell, what with being seven feet tall and that giant pecker and all.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

71 Hammerhead worms opened for the Screw worms at the Cow Palace livestock extravaganza in 1950

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (+Eun6)

72 100

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

73 >64 I believe Helena has some of those vicious chickens.

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (K1HkL)

Easy to see how birds evolved from dinosaurs. Chickens = small Velociraptors.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (gryET)

74
The Raconteurs

https://youtu.be/DXAidGQUuns?t=13

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (8st8O)

75 mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, trying to think of the title

Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

I think that's it. One of those great one-offs.

Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (aYpFd)

76 "Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature."

Everything has a porpoise.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (iayUP)

77 mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, trying to think of the title
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

The Superman Song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (tkR6S)

78 I love happy endings.
Those rescuers are amazing.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

79 That thing is scary as hell, what with being seven feet tall and that giant pecker and all.
Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

/aside
Mr. Hooper gets jealous

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 07:55 PM (X+Ku8)

80 >70 " I always found Big Bird to be annoying, even when I was 4 years old."

That thing is scary as hell, what with being seven feet tall and that giant pecker and all.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

*begins writing in notebook*

So point to the spot on the doll where the giant yellow bird touched you...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (gryET)

81 in that bird-suit video, if you pause at 1:00, you can see number "uno" sprawled out on the rocks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (+QL0u)

82 No one with fungus in my practice, but several patients have a lichen outbreak.

And I take a lichen to their checkbooks.

Posted by: Dr. Quackenbush at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (aFgj+)

83 The "yes or no" bit reminds me of the opening scene of Norsemen, season 1.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (jTmQV)

84 On the boat home. It's absolutely gorgeous out. Should be a spectacular sunset in a bit over two hours.

Hope y'all had a lovely day.

*smooches*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (L2z8B)

85 Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

So they’re Progressives ???

Posted by: Adriane the Appreciative Critic . . . at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (jonTH)

86 Ooopsie.... Tucker time...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (oHd/0)

87 >>That thing is scary as hell, what with being seven feet tall and that giant pecker and all.


A lot of people get intimidated, it's true.

Posted by: Shaq at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (2a34U)

88 Hmm. At a "Keep TikTok" protest.

@Breaking911 · 24m
REP. BOWMAN: “I just realized something — Republicans ain't got no swag — that's why they want to ban TikTok."

[stuff we Africans got??]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (Vwz3I)

89 Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 07:52 PM (X+Ku

Just like razor clams, and the belt-sander octopus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (tkR6S)

90 >76 "Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature."

Everything has a porpoise.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (iayUP)

Here we go again...another thread floundering because of fish puns.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (gryET)

91
The White Stripes crack me up. Still can't tell them apart.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (8st8O)

92 How many Polish chickens does it take to cross the road?

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (iziT8)

93 83 The "yes or no" bit reminds me of the opening scene of Norsemen, season 1.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, waxing foolisophical at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (jTmQV)

An excellent Lee Majors vehicle.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 07:57 PM (X+Ku8)

94 in that bird-suit video, if you pause at 1:00, you can see number "uno" sprawled out on the rocks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (+QL0u)


Flying point always exposes you to the AA fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)

95 I'll open a bottle of red to share with you Ben Had.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (P5tqd)

96 90 etc, etc

Always with this fish pun carp.

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

97 I have killed two of those hammerhead worms in my yard her in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (MF3yS)

98 >>I love happy endings.


Call me. I know a few places.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (2a34U)

99 The elephant rescue was heart-warming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (tkR6S)

100 I'm smiling thinking of how pissed off all the leftists are going to be if the big promised Arrest of Trump blows up in their faces. Apparently at the last minute someone has said "hey wait a minute, we don't actually have a case here."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 07:33 PM (trdmm)

I guess then the NYPD is REALLY going to need those barricades.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 07:59 PM (xhaym)

101 I'll look again at glider video for a crash, I assume 1/2 didn't make it anyway

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

102 You go, girl!!!

@Breaking911 · 1h
VP HARRIS: "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

103 Never liked the fuckin Muppets.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2023 07:59 PM (iziT8)

104 They had a big hit.
Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 07:49 PM (aYpFd)

And it's the worst song on the album. I'm spinning it right now. I lived in apartments when the album came out and had no Bass on my system whatsoever. Their Bass player is awesome.

I'm a metalhead and see much potential in a reforge of I Think I'll Disappear Now.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (Ra95j)

105 plasma cutter ordered ... not sure what it does, pretty sure it saves me from the UFOs, converts me to plasma so I can board the mothership ... sorry for those of you left behind. ... I gotta ticket to ride ...

heh, but really, spend your (soon worthless?) dollars on real things that will produce. And buy your place in the wild ... or whatever, save the cities for you that play music on Bourbon Street.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (Cus5s)

106 I have killed two of those hammerhead worms in my yard her in ETEX.
Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (MF3yS)

I wonder if they would be good bait for hammerhead sharks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (tkR6S)

107 Posted by: Heavy Meta

Sorry, just saw that you beat me to it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (+QL0u)

108 >101 I'll look again at glider video for a crash, I assume 1/2 didn't make it anyway

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe

1:00 in. Blue suit on the rocks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (gryET)

109 And when you get to that modern Society, Food production takes... energy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 22, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

And property rights. And a functioning market with something to use a currency.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

110 Yeah it looks like Blue Man went down

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

111 Is the Happy Ending place got that sign that says Parking in Rear?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (X+Ku8)

112 The Superman Song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 07:54 PM (tkR6S)

Not it. But Superman by REM is a cool tune.

Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (aYpFd)

113
A shepherd is a person who herds sheep into a herd of sheep.

Posted by: camela harris at March 22, 2023 08:02 PM (8st8O)

114 >110 Yeah it looks like Blue Man went down

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe

And I'll lay odds he's not getting back up.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 08:02 PM (gryET)

115
.. and the belt-sander octopus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Where would we be without them?

Posted by: Carpenter Ants at March 22, 2023 08:02 PM (+QL0u)

116 Yeah it looks like Blue Man went down
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe

Zigged when he should have zagged? I wonder if the data from his GoPro will reveal what went wrong?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (tkR6S)

117 How many Polish chickens does it take to cross the road?
Posted by: eleven

You’re just egging on the h8trs with this so-called ethnic humor …

Posted by: Adriane the Appreciative Critic . . . at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (jonTH)

118
I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (8st8O)

119 I have to give Gordon Ramsey credit for making "muppet" into a pejorative, or at least popularising its use in that fashion.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (X+Ku8)

120 The Bernie Sander octopus is the one that destroys entire ecosystems.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (guGkK)

121 >116 Yeah it looks like Blue Man went down
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe

Zigged when he should have zagged? I wonder if the data from his GoPro will reveal what went wrong?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (tkR6S)

Pretty sure things went sideways when he jumped off a perfectly fine cliff...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (gryET)

122 Per the internet, the death:jump ratio for wingsuit flights is 1:500. Compare that to 1:400,000 for sport parachuting deaths.
So, wingsuits are somewhat safer than Russian Roulette, but not as safe as jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft.

Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (4xwZL)

123 I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??

Buy the plasma cutter, then find something to cut.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (Bd6X8)

124 That huge snake must eat neighborhood dogs like they're chicklets.

Posted by: 496 at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (6ZBhz)

125 99 The elephant rescue was heart-warming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Someone needed to tell them that it is not "Staying Alive" tempo since elephant heart rate is about half of ours.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 08:05 PM (+QL0u)

126 >>And I'll lay odds he's not getting back up.


Eh. Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2023 08:05 PM (2a34U)

127 Józef Piłsudski was never a chicken

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 08:05 PM (xhaym)

128 I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??
Posted by: Soothsayer

You don't really want to own a plasma cutter, you just want to *use* a plasma cutter.
Take a class that includes using a plasma cutter.
Or find (or make) a friend who has one!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 08:06 PM (P5tqd)

129 *waves to nurse*

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 08:06 PM (+Eun6)

130 @TheInsiderPaper · 6 minutes
NEW: Two American inmates dug their way out of Virginia prison with the help of a toothbrush -- only to be arrested hours later at a pancake restaurant IHOP

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:06 PM (Vwz3I)

131 I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter

Only buy 1/2 of the plasma cutter for you
,
,
,

And the other 1/2 for your wife …

Posted by: Adriane the Appreciative Critic . . . at March 22, 2023 08:06 PM (jonTH)

132 Not it. But Superman by REM is a cool tune.
Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 08:01 PM (aYpFd)

Superman's Song by the Crash Test Dummies may not have been a huge hit, but it's one of their only songs I will listen to:


https://youtu.be/EeyhKWjQaKk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:06 PM (tkR6S)

133 hammerhead worms

They treated Paul Pelosi for that.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 22, 2023 08:07 PM (qTFh+)

134
85 years ago...(that's 1938 for those of you in Rio Linda)

here's an 18 year old Art Carney doing an impression of the president:

https://youtu.be/wazS4ZQJYM4?t=28

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:07 PM (8st8O)

135 in that bird-suit video, if you pause at 1:00, you can see number "uno" sprawled out on the rocks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 07:56 PM (+QL0u)


Flying point always exposes you to the AA fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)
*******
Someone posted in the comments with a video that
it's a woman on the ground on a blue tarp watching
the flyers above her.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2023 08:07 PM (NpAcC)

136 I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM


I ran across a woman at the trade days once that had that dilemma and she went ahead and bought one. She makes more from turning out cowboy/Texas metal art stuff from the plasma cutter than her social security check brings in. YMMV.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 22, 2023 08:08 PM (ncXxy)

137 >Yeah it looks like Blue Man went down


yep- that's gonna leave a mark

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:09 PM (geLO8)

138 106 they say use salt as chopping them up makes more scary nope worms. Bags and bags of salt will be in order if they arrive in AL.

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 120 The Bernie Sander octopus is the one that destroys entire ecosystems.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 22, 2023 08:04 PM (guGkK)

Surely this is not the first Bernie Sanders / Kraken metaphor that we have heard?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:09 PM (X+Ku8)

140 @102

>>You go, girl!!!

I really believe she is on goofers or some other psychoactive drugs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i)

141 Paltrow's attorney is a bitchy little faggot.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Just saying.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 22, 2023 08:09 PM (qTFh+)

142 Zigged when he should have zagged? I wonder if the data from his GoPro will reveal what went wrong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (tkR6S)

He probably moaned a lot until the battery ran out. I've seen GoPro footage of it happening. It's not pretty.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

I have no sympathy for extreamist sports guys finally getting what they have been chasing all along.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (Ra95j)

143 *waves back to Ben Had *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (NBGQS)

144 Chickens are dinosaurs

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (1ais2)

145 Should have saved this for first world problems but here goes. I broke down and had a big grocery order delivered. Being kind of a cripple, it's tough to get around big grocery stores. Just on principle, I won't use the electric go carts (those are for the 350 pound women to browse the Little Debbie aisle). Anyway, I misjudged on stuff and damn near ran out of fridge and freezer room. Had a bunch of stuff tumble out of the freezer as I retrieved an ice cream sammich.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (lz5hY)

146 65 >>>They had a big hit.

mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, trying to think of the title
Posted by: ace the Muxe Gender at March 22, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

Also a good superman song:

https://is.gd/rWhm5E

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

147 I really want a plasma cutter. Also, I really don't need a plasma cutter.

How do I reconcile this conflict??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:03 PM (8st8O)

Some of the new made-in-China inverter-powered ones are quite affordable, under $300. I recently bought an old Snap-On plasma cutter. Old tech, it works, but weighs a ton. Price was right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:10 PM (tkR6S)

148 Someone needed to tell them that it is not "Staying Alive" tempo since elephant heart rate is about half of ours.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 22, 2023 08:05 PM (+QL0u)

At first I was afraid -- I was petrified.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:11 PM (X+Ku8)

149 Imagine a human child raised entirely by pandas.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:11 PM (1ais2)

150 If Polish Ducks have similar temperament I think I'll stay right here.

Posted by: Disappointed World Traveler at March 22, 2023 08:11 PM (aFgj+)

151 If I had plasma to cut I would want one, but don't

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

152 60 recently rediscovered Crash Test Dummies. God Shuffled His Feet is an underated masterpiece.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 07:45 PM (Ra95j)

They were rather charitable. When God finally showed up and answered Job, after arranging for him to be ruthlessly fucked over and suffer miserably, God basically said "I'm God, you're a worm, I have the biggest dick in the universe, how dare you question anything"

Posted by: Seriously. All Job's friends, and God himself, complete assholes. at March 22, 2023 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

153 55 I think modern western humanity is tilting too far in the compassion and empathy scale toward animals. The pendulum never seems to settle in the middle, its either one extreme or the other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

..........

Well it brought tears to my eyes.Half way considering joining PETA. ok maybe a 1/4 but dang....

Posted by: Molly k. at March 22, 2023 08:12 PM (j/yko)

154 God did give Job all his stuff back tho

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:12 PM (1ais2)

155 AZ deplorable, this is me holding my glass out.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 08:12 PM (+Eun6)

156 it's a woman on the ground

That's kind of what I thought.
At that speed the glider should have been strawberry jelly.
Looked like a clean suite or tarp.

Posted by: Bosk at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (ZVuYy)

157 shop I worked at, before they bought the CNC, used a hand held plasma cutter and plywood "stencils" to cut out sheet metal parts for spreaders and heavier support pieces for harrows.
If you have a yen to make stuff to weld or fold together a plasma cutter is a pretty nice addition to a shop. You may be buying a press-break, eventually.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (xhaym)

158 Damn, beaten to the punch by AOP.

Touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (zZu0s)

159 @zerohedge · 2h
SEC Hits Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, Soulja Boy And Others With Crypto Fraud Charges

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (Vwz3I)

160
A 34 year old Ralph Norton on What's My Line in 1954:

https://youtu.be/o4Kbr-0RRgg?t=822

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:14 PM (8st8O)

161 149 Imagine a human child raised entirely by pandas.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:11 PM (1ais2)

Dead in days because they'd keep trying to feed it bamboo.

Posted by: It's not a pleasant thought at March 22, 2023 08:14 PM (B0ahs)

162 The World wants me dead. From fungi to nukey, Karens to cartels.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (V/Uak)

163 159 @zerohedge · 2h
SEC Hits Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, Soulja Boy And Others With Crypto Fraud Charges
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (Vwz3I)

Huh. I remember Lindsay Lohan. I vaguely have an idea that Jake Paul is a douchebag. No idea who the other one is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

164 Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

The shovelnose guitarfish is pretty versatile as it comes in electric or acoustic as well as spade, flat, snow or steam.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (AS8r9)

165 Clearly, you must eat all of the ice cream sandwiches in one sitting to ensure another fallout does not occur.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (Vwz3I)

166
Some of the new made-in-China inverter-powered ones are quite affordable, under $300. I recently bought an old Snap-On plasma cutter. Old tech, it works, but weighs a ton. Price was right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sweet pickup.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (8st8O)

167 Eva is on Tucker, MANNN, is that woman pretty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (up/3i)

168 Eva unspellable Dutch name is a hottie.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)

169 102 You go, girl!!!

@Breaking911 · 1h
VP HARRIS: "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”
Posted by: andycanuck


That's some deep thots.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 22, 2023 08:17 PM (0chEi)

170 164 Fun fact: Hammerhead sharks and saw fish are tools of nature.
Posted by: Dr. Varno

The shovelnose guitarfish is pretty versatile as it comes in electric or acoustic as well as spade, flat, snow or steam.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (AS8r9)

Today, people are often confounded when trying to understand how a shark can be "great" and "white" at the same time.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:17 PM (X+Ku8)

171 @168

>>Eva unspellable Dutch name is a hottie.

Vlaardingerbroek, translates loosely into, Hot Piece of A** in Dutch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:17 PM (up/3i)

172 I have a bunch of old metal in piles, somehow I'm thinkin' I need this $260 plasma cutter (went for the upgrades) would help me make my MadMax machines.

I can see a few projects actually, and getting any custom work done is incredibly expensive. And I love the DIY aspect. But still, I will watch a few hours of YouTube instructional to get the right idea.

My real deal ... I DO believe they are trying to crash our system, and I do like the adventure of learning, and I have some cash that may become trash ... so here we go.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 08:18 PM (Cus5s)

173 "VP HARRIS: "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”
Posted by: andycanuck"



fkn lol.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2023 08:19 PM (iziT8)

174 Imagine a human child raised entirely by pandas.
Posted by: Thesokorus

Dead in days because they'd keep trying to feed it bamboo.
Posted by: It's not a pleasant thought

Stir fry with mushrooms and leeks and it’s not so bad …

Posted by: Adriane the Appreciative Critic . . . at March 22, 2023 08:20 PM (jonTH)

175 Eva will be on the Mark Steyn Cruise this summer, if you'd like to drool at her in person.

Posted by: Ooowie Baby, Ooowie! at March 22, 2023 08:21 PM (aFgj+)

176 VP HARRIS: "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”
Posted by: andycanuck"

Her role models are Jezebel, Delilah, Sapphira, Marilyn Chambers and Bella Abzug.

Posted by: Empowered women in his, I mean HERStory! at March 22, 2023 08:22 PM (B0ahs)

177 I have some cash that may become trash ... so here we go.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 08:18 PM (Cus5s)

Story of my life. Now to reverse that equation.
I'm well set up to be a player in Bartertown.

Posted by: Reforger at March 22, 2023 08:22 PM (Ra95j)

178 "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”

Shouldn't that Women's Herstory Month? If you are going to sound retarded, you might as well go all the way.

Posted by: Booker T at March 22, 2023 08:23 PM (iayUP)

179 163 159 @zerohedge · 2h
SEC Hits Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, Soulja Boy And Others With Crypto Fraud Charges
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (Vwz3I)
*****
And Lindsey Lohan just announced last week that she was pregnant with her 1st child.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2023 08:23 PM (NpAcC)

180 AZ deplorable, this is me holding my glass out.
Posted by: Ben Had

Well say when!

(and we'll supply some bottles at the MoMe too.)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 08:23 PM (P5tqd)

181 @175

>>Eva will be on the Mark Steyn Cruise this summer, if you'd like to drool at her in person.

She is pretty, almost too pretty.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

182 >>>Eva unspellable Dutch name is a hottie.

ha ha ik ben terug!!!

Posted by: You Know Who at March 22, 2023 08:24 PM (NetBU)

183 171 @168

>>Eva unspellable Dutch name is a hottie.

Vlaardingerbroek, translates loosely into, Hot Piece of A** in Dutch.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:17 PM (up/3i)

Since these philistines evidently have no fricking manners or duty to the rules:

https://is.gd/VSDcF9

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

184 Harris is so dumb she can't figure out tic tac toe.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 08:24 PM (+Eun6)

185 During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history and in the past , former times. The old days before now. Way back when women were part of history and made history in the past.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:24 PM (kxLc1)

186 I wish I was raised entirely by Capybaras.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2023 08:25 PM (iziT8)

187 Dutch girls are often stunning and usually have a heart made of ice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

188 Since these philistines evidently have no fricking manners or duty to the rules:

https://is.gd/VSDcF9
Posted by: Aetius451AD

"But Honey, it was Eva Vlaardingerbroek!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2023 08:25 PM (qoGsy)

189 She is right purty. I am betting her hair smells nice.

https://is.gd/IfORoh

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

190 for a plasma cutter , try Bidspotter.com

lotsa cool stuff and searchable for area and item

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 08:26 PM (us2H3)

191 Harris is so dumb she makes Hank Johnson look smart

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 08:26 PM (+Eun6)

192 >>She is pretty, almost too pretty.

WTF with those eyebrows?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2023 08:26 PM (2a34U)

193 Since these philistines evidently have no fricking manners or duty to the rules:

https://is.gd/VSDcF9

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

She's a 1 but those eyebrows are scary.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 22, 2023 08:27 PM (ID9nC)

194 And let us not forget the women that will make history in the future, for they will be history when history is made.

Posted by: Kamalala at March 22, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

195 163 159 @zerohedge · 2h
SEC Hits Lindsay Lohan, Jake Paul, Soulja Boy And Others With Crypto Fraud Charges
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:13 PM (Vwz3I)

Huh. I remember Lindsay Lohan. I vaguely have an idea that Jake Paul is a douchebag. No idea who the other one is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

---------------------------

Speaking of celebs in trouble with the law, is Aunt Becky out of jail yet?

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (uPgE/)

196 She's a 1 but those eyebrows are scary.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at March 22, 2023 08:27 PM (ID9nC)

Eyebrows?

We earn the elbow meme every damn day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

197 187 Dutch girls are often stunning and usually have a heart made of ice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

Don't forget it's the land of dikes.

Posted by: Little Dutch boy got his ass beat at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (B0ahs)

198 Imagine a human child raised entirely by pandas.
Posted by: Thesokorus

razed?

Posted by: Jimmy Comet pizza boy at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (KpQIx)

199 Hurry someone knock those caterpillars off that girl's forehead!!

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (kxLc1)

200 Yeah pretty girl has some very pronounced eyebrows but I am okay with them. It sets her apart, and she has a very cute nose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:28 PM (0hOvj)

201 186 can you house train a capybara?

While I research that, I am going to go out sweatpants on. I made chicken and broccoli over a 70/30 blend of zoodles and whole wheat pasta. Some lemon, lots of herbs, some butter, magic unicorn salt and now I need to transition from my leggings to joggers. Sad, I know.

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 I envy that canal wall.

https://is.gd/rSXmZI

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (zZu0s)

203 AZ deplorable, the best part of that is that I will see you both in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (+Eun6)

204 She is pretty, almost too pretty.

WTF with those eyebrows?
Posted by: garrett

Shill for Maybelline?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (P5tqd)

205 @192

>>WTF with those eyebrows?

Well, put it this way, those eyebrows are the tweezed, threaded and trimmed eyebrows, just imagine when they were au-natural?


Still, screen door in a wind storm.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (up/3i)

206 Don't forget it's the land of dikes.
------------
Hated it!

Posted by: Antoine Merriweather at March 22, 2023 08:30 PM (Vwz3I)

207 Still, screen door in a wind storm.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 08:29 PM (up/3i)

Like Little Boy on Hiroshima.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

208 She is pretty, almost too pretty.

WTF with those eyebrows?

Posted by: garrett at March 22, 2023 08:26 PM


Well for starters the carpet does not match the drapes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 22, 2023 08:30 PM (ncXxy)

209 All Dutch women are 6ft or taller or so I've been told.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:30 PM (kxLc1)

210 I envy that canal wall.

https://is.gd/rSXmZI
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Based on hair color I'd bet you can't see her eyebrows if she didn't draw them in daily.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 08:31 PM (P5tqd)

211 If y'all get a chance, I highly recommend this week's CutJibNewsletter podcast with Robert Spencer.

Always an interesting conversation.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2023 08:31 PM (BpYfr)

212 >>WTF with those eyebrows?

I know, right? I was gonna give her the best 30 seconds of her life and then I saw her eyebrows.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)

213 Star Trak is on. It's the one where Kurt has to fight Sprok because Kung Pow said so.

Posted by: Kamalala at March 22, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

214 The tallest people on earth, on average, the Dutch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:32 PM (0hOvj)

215 209 All Dutch women are 6ft or taller or so I've been told.
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:30 PM (kxLc1)

Why climb the tallest mountain? Cross the widest Sea?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

216 I would help Eva with her rucksack any time, night or day.

Posted by: Haarlem Globetrotter at March 22, 2023 08:33 PM (aFgj+)

217 AZ deplorable, the best part of that is that I will see you both in October.
Posted by: Ben Had

Absolutely!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 08:33 PM (P5tqd)

218 https://tinyurl.com/2p95smtv

that is the one I bought, it had a couple reviewers that tested many and liked that one. But I've only done remedial welding, and know nothing of operating a plasma cutter. Does seem useful though.

China stuff is crap, mostly. BUT some try to be dependable enough to get repeat buyers. ... So it is a crap shoot, but I try to play the odds. They say use it a lot in the first 30 days, to take advantage of the Amazon guarantee. ... That seems true of many items ... failure of a "lemon" will usually occur early.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 08:33 PM (Cus5s)

219 If I was half my age the glider suit might be interesting

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe

No...no...no...no....and...no.

Posted by: BignJames at March 22, 2023 08:33 PM (AwYPR)

220 Dutch miss gives off a strong "the blonde nazi girl in Last Crusade" vibe to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (0hOvj)

221 The tallest people on earth, on average, the Dutch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:32 PM (0hOvj)

And if you didn't know, they will definitely tell you. No offense to our Dutch morons. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (kxLc1)

222 several plama cutters on Bidspotter

in fact a ESAB in a place called Blackfaids, Alberta Canada

sells on the 30 of March

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)

223 I'm pretty sure Todd Gack was Dutch, IIRC.

Posted by: 90s sitcom at March 22, 2023 08:35 PM (aFgj+)

224 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp62K_NXjRU

Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland has been CLEARED of all charges against him, and cartoon stans on Twitter are LIVID. Roiland vows to rebuild his career, but it's doubtful that Disney or Warner would hire him back on all of his animated series after tossing him overboard based on ALLEGATIONS from his ex. This is like Johnny Depp 2.0. And it was just about as effective.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 22, 2023 08:35 PM (MFZ8i)

225 Dutch miss gives off a strong "the blonde nazi girl in Last Crusade" vibe to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (0hOvj)
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I'm OK with that. She may have been a Nazi, but she was also quite the smokeshow...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2023 08:35 PM (BpYfr)

226 VP HARRIS: "During Women's History Month, we celebrate and we honor the women who made history throughout history.”
Posted by: andycanuck"

That's a joke, right? Right?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 22, 2023 08:35 PM (9aTgI)

227 The tallest people on earth, on average, the Dutch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Most of 'em live below sea level. It averages out.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 08:36 PM (DgGvY)

228 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 08:36 PM (X+Ku8)

229 220 Dutch miss gives off a strong "the blonde nazi girl in Last Crusade" vibe to me
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (0hOvj)

Ilsa was smoking hot too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:36 PM (zZu0s)

230 And if you didn't know, they will definitely tell you. No offense to our Dutch morons. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (kxLc1)
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When I was at a Remembrance Day parade at Whitehall, I got in amongst a group of Dutch guys. Holy cow. I felt short, and I'm 6'3".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 22, 2023 08:38 PM (2hlEI)

231 That canal picture, her PR team knows just the right buttons to push. Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

232 y'all crazy. Those eyebrows are magnificent.

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:38 PM (geLO8)

233 I watched a Cheers episode the other day, "Smotherly Love", where Lilith's obnoxious mother forces her and Frasier to repeat their wedding vows because she missed their wedding. Sam arrives at the Crane house for the ceremony without a gift...

"So glad you could come, Sam. The gift table is over there."
"Uh, we were supposed to bring gifts?"
"Don' give it a second thought... Mister Trump."

Broke me up because I wasn't expecting it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)

234 Dutch miss gives off a strong "the blonde nazi girl in Last Crusade" vibe to me

She was actually Irish.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (eOEVl)

235 Dutch girls are often stunning and usually have a heart made of ice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 08:25 PM (0hOvj)

The prettiest most beautiful girls are Northern European. That's Germany, the English Isles, Scandinavian countries. That's where all our pretty American girls came from.

Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (aYpFd)

236 "That's a joke, right? Right?
Posted by: That Northern skulker"

No Joke. My word as a Harris.

Posted by: Kamalala at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (iayUP)

237 Howdy there, Cafe dwellers!

Posted by: Doof at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (yUjc0)

238 232 y'all crazy. Those eyebrows are magnificent.
Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:38 PM (geLO

I think AZ is right though. Her daily penciling/coloring is a day to day thing. They are less bushy in the canal pic.

Again, not that I care in any way shape or form.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (zZu0s)

239 Broek means trousers. Don't know what Vlaardinger means.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 22, 2023 08:40 PM (fs1hN)

240 Pfffft. You call those eyebrows? THESE are eyebrows.

https://tinyurl.com/3ced4du3

Posted by: Archimedes at March 22, 2023 08:40 PM (eOEVl)

241 So the Dutch are (inexplicably) yuuuuge.

So why no round-ball stars? Why Lithuania, Serbia? In fact, WTFF with Lithuania and Serbia producing all these NBA players (maybe it's Croatia, I get them confused)?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

242 That's a joke, right? Right?
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https://tinyurl.com/59csa98c

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (Vwz3I)

243 The prettiest most beautiful girls are Northern European. That's Germany, the English Isles, Scandinavian countries. That's where all our pretty American girls came from.
Posted by: JmT at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (aYpFd)
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The most drop-dead gorgeous woman I've known personally was Persian.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (2hlEI)

244 Fauci tears up while watching the Biden inauguration in new documentary

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (geLO8)

245 Yes or No?

AYFKM? A thousand times no.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (e2onP)

246 She was actually Irish.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 22, 2023 08:39 PM (eOEVl)

No doubt by way of Viking pillaging

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (kxLc1)

247 Broek means trousers. Don't know what Vlaardinger means.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I'll guess "tightness-creating".

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 08:42 PM (DgGvY)

248 So why no round-ball stars? Why Lithuania, Serbia? In fact, WTFF with Lithuania and Serbia producing all these NBA players (maybe it's Croatia, I get them confused)?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

We had two seven footers at IU in the 90s who had nordic names. They were tall as hell, but kind of shitty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

249 247 Broek means trousers. Don't know what Vlaardinger means.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I'll guess "tightness-creating".
Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 08:42 PM (DgGvY)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:43 PM (zZu0s)

250 Refugee Theorem: anything invented in the Before Times was the work of people who had a healthy respect for design margin and unforeseen failure modes. Anything invented since was the work of people who aren't sure how many genders there are.

So . . . hard pass on wing suits.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 22, 2023 08:44 PM (B8PGs)

251 Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (OTzUX

Rick Smits was the most famous Dutch player I think . He played college ball at Marist.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:44 PM (kxLc1)

252 Rick Smits was the most famous Dutch player I think . He played college ball at Marist.
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:44 PM (kxLc1)

Nicknamed "The Dunking Dutchman"

Posted by: Doof at March 22, 2023 08:46 PM (yUjc0)

253 >>Fauci tears up while watching the Biden inauguration in new documentary

It was a big moment for him. It dawned on him just how rich he was going to be.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 08:46 PM (ZLI7S)

254 I'm a Legal Philosopher too! What a coincidence.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:47 PM (1ais2)

255 For the longest time, women tweezed their eyebrows to a point where they were thin as pencil lines

glad that's over

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:48 PM (geLO8)

256 254 I'm a Legal Philosopher too! What a coincidence.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:47 PM (1ais2)

Oh, a BULLSHIT ARTIST!

Posted by: Bea Arthur at March 22, 2023 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

257 Quote Tweet Greg Price @greg_price11 · 6h
Kennedy: “Do you know what a Brady motion is?”

Biden judicial nominee: “It’s not coming to mind... I believe that the Brady case involved something regarding the Second Amendment.”

(It requires prosecutors to disclose evidence to the defense)

Ted Cruz @tedcruz · 5h
Wow. This is basic criminal procedure.

If a 1L gave this answer, he or she would flunk Criminal Law.

But the Biden White House would then try to make you a federal judge....

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 22, 2023 08:49 PM (Vwz3I)

258 Fauci tears up while watching the Biden inauguration in new documentary
Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (geLO

Dana Loesch covered this at length on her radio show / podcast today. Worth a listen.

Posted by: Doof at March 22, 2023 08:49 PM (yUjc0)

259 For the longest time, women tweezed their eyebrows to a point where they were thin as pencil lines

glad that's over
Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 08:48 PM (geLO
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Brad Dourif had to shave off his eyebrows when he played Grima Wormtongue.

According to him, his girlfriend hated that look.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 22, 2023 08:50 PM (2hlEI)

260 https://is.gd/oxzYtj

Posted by: Bea Arthur at March 22, 2023 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

261 I never really notice a woman's eyebrows, unless it's large unibrow.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2023 08:50 PM (76Foq)

262 241 So the Dutch are (inexplicably) yuuuuge.

So why no round-ball stars? Why Lithuania, Serbia? In fact, WTFF with Lithuania and Serbia producing all these NBA players (maybe it's Croatia, I get them confused)?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (OTzUX)

They skate in circles dude. In excruciating pain. Bball is not a sport for extreme autismos.

Yugos are like the opposite of autismos.

I think Yugos are actually taller. A 6 footer there gets laughed at by women.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:50 PM (1ais2)

263 For the longest time, women tweezed their eyebrows to a point where they were thin as pencil lines

glad that's over

Yeah, didn't they look silly.

Posted by: Zombie Errol Flynn at March 22, 2023 08:51 PM (eOEVl)

264 She's no Frida Kahlo.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:52 PM (kxLc1)

265 Still making my way through this video of a guy hitchhiking through the Kolyma region in Russia. Lot of ghost towns.

https://is.gd/pfjIRr

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

266 A guy in college at a party went on a rant about how he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because they were high testosterone and liked to have sex a lot.

Very awkward moment for everyone.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:54 PM (1ais2)

267 I never really notice a woman's eyebrows, unless it's large unibrow.

I think a good eyebrow can be very appealing. For example, Kathy Ireland was a person of brow.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 22, 2023 08:54 PM (eOEVl)

268 Wow no one noticed her huge occipital bun?

Neanderthal sex bros.

Think about it.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:55 PM (1ais2)

269 266 A guy in college at a party went on a rant about how he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because they were high testosterone and liked to have sex a lot.

Very awkward moment for everyone.
Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:54 PM (1ais2)

*watches pitch sail across the plate*

So, he is pretty happy these days, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

270 I think a good eyebrow can be very appealing. For example, Kathy Ireland was a person of brow.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 22, 2023 08:54 PM (eOEVl)

Was??

Posted by: Doof at March 22, 2023 08:55 PM (yUjc0)

271 The most drop-dead gorgeous woman I've known personally was Persian.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 22, 2023 08:41 PM (2hlEI)

Our family is North European and my oldest sister (who was the splitting image of Susan Dey) married a guy from Iran. My nieces are very pretty.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 22, 2023 08:56 PM (eoQWY)

272 I keep thinking while watching this video: dude, don't you ruskies have DEET?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:56 PM (zZu0s)

273
So, he is pretty happy these days, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:55 PM (zZu0s)


Pretty sure he found abundant sources of high test and sex eventually.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 08:57 PM (1ais2)

274 The prettiest most beautiful girls are Northern European. That's Germany, the English Isles, Scandinavian countries. That's where all our pretty American girls came from.
Posted by: JmT

"Don't be a chooch, asshole."
-- Every Italian woman I'm familiar with

Posted by: Tonypete at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (qoGsy)

275 Well, that was cool! I was putting tools away, after a stint of hanging siding boards on the rear of the house, and went to close the back gate. I scared up a small raptor, I think it was a Sharp-Shinned Hawk, which flew up from the ground to my right, and perched on the fence at about my eye level, and stared at me for a few seconds, not 2 yards away, and then flew off. Never made a sound.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (tkR6S)

276 A guy in college at a party went on a rant about how he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because they were high testosterone and liked to have sex a lot.

How YOU doin'...?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (amJF4)

277 OT but cats are world champions of the stare down. My cat has been staring down another neighborhood cat for 15 minutes now. Neither has moved an inch. They are about 30 feet from each other.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (kxLc1)

278 224 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp62K_NXjRU

Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland has been CLEARED of all charges against him, and cartoon stans on Twitter are LIVID. Roiland vows to rebuild his career, but it's doubtful that Disney or Warner would hire him back on all of his animated series after tossing him overboard based on ALLEGATIONS from his ex. This is like Johnny Depp 2.0. And it was just about as effective.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe


The ex-wife got what she wanted. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (yRved)

279
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (Jg7EG)

280 276 A guy in college at a party went on a rant about how he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because they were high testosterone and liked to have sex a lot.

How YOU doin'...?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (amJF4)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

281 Vlaardingen trousers. Vlaardingen is a town in Holland

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 08:59 PM (xhaym)

282 277 OT but cats are world champions of the stare down. My cat has been staring down another neighborhood cat for 15 minutes now. Neither has moved an inch. They are about 30 feet from each other.
Posted by: polynikes


They are having a kittuhservation. Kittuh speak.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 22, 2023 09:00 PM (yRved)

283 >How YOU doin'...?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (amJF4)


GAH
she probably has pubes like concertina wire

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:00 PM (geLO8)

284 How YOU doin'...?
Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 22, 2023 08:58 PM (amJF4)

Big "We're f*cking or I'm f*cking. Either way." Mike.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:01 PM (1ais2)

285 FB meme
"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent."
Adam Smith

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 09:02 PM (Cus5s)

286 several plama cutters on Bidspotter

in fact a ESAB in a place called Blackfaids, Alberta Canada

sells on the 30 of March
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 08:34 PM (us2H3)

That's about 60 miles north of stately Peon Manor. Lot of oilfield industrial parks there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:03 PM (tkR6S)

287 Pandas are annoying.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 22, 2023 09:04 PM (Mzdiz)

288 >>So the Dutch are (inexplicably) yuuuuge.

It's pretty explicable. The Dutch have been one of the biggest producers and consumers of natural food for many years. They resisted the fast food movement for a long time and continued to eat fresh. And grow.

The are still tall but they are no longer growing taller. And now they are consuming fast food.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)

289 he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because

That's a sling blade line.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 22, 2023 09:06 PM (sn7Gh)

290 I think Vlaardinger is something like "baker" or "pastry-maker"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2023 09:07 PM (0hOvj)

291 I also keep thinking on this video: a motorcycle would be insanely fun on this road.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:07 PM (zZu0s)

292 277 my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

293 my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper

Well you are 'staff' and you ignored the imperial request.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 09:09 PM (fS6mE)

294 292 277 my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

Ajax will just get into my eyeline and stare holes through me.

Dogs > Cats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

295 It's pretty explicable. The Dutch have been one of the biggest producers and consumers of natural food for many years. They resisted the fast food movement for a long time and continued to eat fresh. And grow.

The are still tall but they are no longer growing taller. And now they are consuming fast food.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:04 PM (ZLI7S)
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So the war on Dutch farmers is to keep them from growing any taller?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2023 09:09 PM (BpYfr)

296 >my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper


so, your cat just learned something

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:10 PM (geLO8)

297 277 my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

Think of it a gentle encouragement.

I remember a quiet girl kitty I had that would stretch up and tap me on the side (no claws) when dinner was delayed

Posted by: Oldcat at March 22, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

298 My nieces are very pretty.

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joey Pudding at March 22, 2023 09:10 PM (sn7Gh)

299 292 277 my cat just bit me on the shoulder because I did not get up to feed him when he asked nicely the first time. It was a very soft bite but still rude!

Posted by: Piper


Know your place, hooman. - Kittuh

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 22, 2023 09:11 PM (yRved)

300 >>>He's getting the hang of this "sitting" thing.

Looks like he is making good progress on that. Next project: getting the chair pointed at the TV before the sitting maneuver.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 22, 2023 09:11 PM (vlXMQ)

301 >>So the war on Dutch farmers is to keep them from growing any taller?

Way too much white privilege

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

302 O/T [from Sundance over at CTH via Daily Mail:]

Headline: "Bombshell 2018 Letter From Cohen Attorney to FEC *SHOULD* Collapse Pretext of Alvin Bragg Nonsense Case Against Donald Trump"

Pull Quote: "The 2018 letter states that Michael Cohen made a payment to Stormy Daniels without any consultation with Donald Trump. This undermines the cornerstone of the prosecution’s case."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 22, 2023 09:13 PM (+lwg5)

303 hey maybe that tall redhead from the MR has some Dutch ancestry

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:13 PM (geLO8)

304 All of us down at the Brattlebror Womins Reprodictertive Centor wants to know why Trump was not arrested twoday? This reely bothers us and we be demands answers from AG Marlick Garmond now !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at March 22, 2023 09:13 PM (IOY84)

305 >>>Impressive the blue color of the iceberg when it turns.

Calving.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 22, 2023 09:13 PM (vlXMQ)

306 Vlaardingen trousers. Vlaardingen is a town in Holland
Posted by: Kindltot

That might be all there is to it. Descended from a tailor in Vlaardingen.

The late, great blogger Steven Den Beste's surname means "the best." Dutch singer Sharon Den Adel's means "the noble." The Dutch had a bit of a sense of humor when their rulers decided they needed surnames.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 09:14 PM (DgGvY)

307 >>>Yes or no?

I would not want to climb all the way up there and I sure as shit would not want to jump off.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 22, 2023 09:15 PM (vlXMQ)

308 ||Paul Grant, an actor who appeared in the Star Wars and Harry Potter films, has died aged 56 after being found collapsed outside a train station.

Thing about entertainment types is when they fall over you can't just auto blame it on "suddenly" because so many of them are amateur pharmaceutical enthusiasts, even the ones who aren't obvious about it.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:16 PM (3/XaG)

309 289 he looked for hairy women eyebrows and arms because

That's a sling blade line.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 22, 2023 09:06 PM (sn7Gh)

Well damn. Maybe he was just goofing and not well what we all thought.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:16 PM (1ais2)

310 Heh..

One of the funniest lines in Disco Elysium is, "We're not bees, we're men. We're socialists!"

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 22, 2023 09:16 PM (up/3i)

311 297 much preferable to a chomp! It was my big melanistic one, too. He is happily eating now.

Good thing he is so handsome.

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

312 FB meme
"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent."
Adam Smith

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 09:02 PM (Cus5s)

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Prager occasionally recites an old Talmudic dictum: “Those who are merciful to the cruel will be cruel to the merciful.”

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 22, 2023 09:17 PM (+lwg5)

313 I took Lucy the Fink out for a bit into the courtyard on her tether.

Now she is caterwauling to go back outside.

"I'm cooking dinner, Fink!"
"MROWRRRRRRRRRR"

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2023 09:17 PM (U2p+3)

314 >>>Circus animals on their way to their new life!

Upon release:
1st taste: Freedom
2nd taste: Human flesh

Posted by: No Name Today at March 22, 2023 09:17 PM (vlXMQ)

315 >>Impressive the blue color of the iceberg when it turns.

Calving.
Posted by: No Name

No bull?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 22, 2023 09:17 PM (fS6mE)

316 I was kinda hoping for a Trump Trial. The Impeachment was very entertaining.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:17 PM (1ais2)

317 >>So the war on Dutch farmers is to keep them from growing any taller?

Way too much white privilege

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)

-----------

Coupled with too much height privilege.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 22, 2023 09:18 PM (+lwg5)

318 >>>They say polish chicken is the most aggressive chicken in the world. But looks so cute!

Heh. It looks like it got petted... in the wrong direction.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 22, 2023 09:19 PM (vlXMQ)

319 Do the Dutch wear wooden crocs?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2023 09:19 PM (SYTee)

320
I've heard there are ducks in Australia that can kill people.

Posted by: Frankly at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (LKYPT)

321 313 Lucy is so pretty! Sabi decided he doesn’t like baseball hats and was hissing at J just now. I am realizing my life is kind of chaotic as I type these anecdotes out…😂

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

322 Do the Dutch wear wooden crocs?
Posted by: davidt

If the termites are bad enough.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (DgGvY)

323 If you believe in Darwinist natural selection, you have to see "gay" as some form of mental dysfunction. Wishing to attempt reproduction with your own gender isn't going to work as well as wishing to with the opposite gender. So, over time, according to natural selection, there should be less and less "gay" people as they don't pass on the assumed gene as much. It's Science!

Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

324 I think the whole Trump prosecution is nonsense. Having said that, I don't for one second believe that Michael Cohen shelled out $130K to a porn star without consulting his client and without expecting reimbursement.

Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (4xwZL)

325 I heard they did not arrest Trump today because nobody would get near him because his...........

BREATH IS DISGUSTING !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (/Qz4j)

326 320: Everything in Australia is designed to kill you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (yRved)

327 Haven't read yet but Big Serge has more WWII strategos mil porn out. So excited.

https://bigserge.substack.com

/p/apocalypse-operation-barbarossa

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (1ais2)

328 Mmmhmm. Some folks call 'em eyebrows. I call 'em eyebrows. Mmmhmm.

Posted by: Karl at March 22, 2023 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

329 So, over time, according to natural selection, there should be less and less "gay" people as they don't pass on the assumed gene as much. It's Science!
Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

Not if you gain access to the children of the straights. Adoption, whatever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

330 So, over time, according to natural selection, there should be less and less "gay" people as they don't pass on the assumed gene as much. It's Science!
Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

Perhaps it's a mechanism for the genetically unfit to self-select out of the gene pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:24 PM (tkR6S)

331 294 because Ajax is obviously a very good boy.

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

332 Looks like processed foods are not the miracle but the death spiral. People dying only in their 60's or 70's nowadays ? Eat what God gave to us and you will be healthy and fine and not St. Mickey D's.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 22, 2023 09:25 PM (PYJJG)

333 331 294 because Ajax is obviously a very good boy.
Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

He IS a very good dog. Best Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

334 >Everything in Australia is designed to kill you.

Posted by: Puddleglum


Rare giant spider species spotted in Queensland
https://tinyurl.com/bdc7yh2v

isn't there a commenter who really dislikes spiders?
that person should not click

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:25 PM (geLO8)

335 Not if you gain access to the children of the straights. Adoption, whatever.

Not really talking about culturing or brainwashing, more speaking to the oft pushed idea that they are "born that way" like it's some sort of genetic thing rather than a mental issue.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (3/XaG)

336 FB meme
"Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent."
Adam Smith
Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2023 09:02 PM (Cus5s)

Hank Hill had a great line when some youth rock band /skateboarders Christians have recruited Bobby and Hank is not cool with the Skateboarders /Rock Rappers for Jesus. Hank has a conversation with the Band singers roadie dad.

' They aren't making Christianity any better, they're just making Rock and Roll worse. '

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (kxLc1)

337 I think the whole Trump prosecution is nonsense. Having said that, I don't for one second believe that Michael Cohen shelled out $130K to a porn star without consulting his client and without expecting reimbursement.
Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (4xwZL)

Maybe he was expecting to take it out in trade?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (tkR6S)

338 If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (r46W7)

339 Imagine a human child raised entirely by pandas.
Posted by: Thesokorus

Dead in days because they'd keep trying to feed it bamboo.
Posted by: It's not a pleasant thought

Stir fry with mushrooms and leeks and it’s not so bad …

Why are we talking about stir fried children?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 22, 2023 09:27 PM (Bd6X8)

340 334 oh dear heavens!

Posted by: Piper at March 22, 2023 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

341 338 If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (r46W7)

BEST SCENE IN APOCALYPTO

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:28 PM (1ais2)

342 323 If you believe in Darwinist natural selection, you have to see "gay" as some form of mental dysfunction. Wishing to attempt reproduction with your own gender isn't going to work as well as wishing to with the opposite gender. So, over time, according to natural selection, there should be less and less "gay" people as they don't pass on the assumed gene as much. It's Science!
Posted by: azjaeger at March 22, 2023 09:21 PM (3/XaG)

The most logical biological explanation I've seen posited was that it's something in the womb, possibly an abnormal immuno response from the mother reacting to the male fetus.

Supposedly a study had found a loose correlation between having older brothers and being gay, and it was speculated that the mothers body learns an immuno response from repeated exposure to the pesky little Y chromosome passenger.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:28 PM (cupoy)

343 The Dutch being tallest thing is only in recent decades I think.
Apparently they were of average height several centuries ago.

I don't know if that's because of diet, genetics, or the latency of Dutch "booga-booga".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:29 PM (X+Ku8)

344 isn't there a commenter who really dislikes spiders?
that person should not click
Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:25 PM (geLO

I do not think we have to worry about that these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:30 PM (zZu0s)

345 Rare giant spider species spotted in Queensland
https://tinyurl.com/bdc7yh2v

isn't there a commenter who really dislikes spiders?
that person should not click
Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:25 PM (geLO

And no sooner is it it discovered, but it is declared "endangered".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:30 PM (tkR6S)

346 Nadler is kind of a funny name, if you think about it.

Posted by: Just the Seedy Facts at March 22, 2023 09:31 PM (aFgj+)

347 BREAKING!!!

BIG UPDATE: New court docs state that Ashley Biden's infamous diary does in fact belong to her. Yes, the diary in which she wrote that Joe Biden inappropriately showered with her as a child.

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Yup. He's pedo /incest perv.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2023 09:31 PM (FVME7)

348 Ehhh. There's prob some tiny % of gays who were "born that way". The rest got recruited.

Geoffrey of Monmouth describes one King (bad one) as having "addicted himself to sodomy".

That's a strange turn of phrase.

And then there's the whole Sotadic Zone.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 22, 2023 09:32 PM (1ais2)

349 They need to change the Classic Question to "If all your co-workers jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?" because then I would definitely answer, "no."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:32 PM (X+Ku8)

350 324 I think the whole Trump prosecution is nonsense. Having said that, I don't for one second believe that Michael Cohen shelled out $130K to a porn star without consulting his client and without expecting reimbursement.
Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (4xwZL)

That doesn't matter now. What matters is that's what Cohen said in testimony previously. Then he was convicted of perjury. NOW he is saying "oh yeah, I perjured myself then but not now!" nope - doesn't work that way. Cohen's testimony is legally worthless in any legal proceeding from now on, no matter what story he tells.

oops - Cohen is Bragg's only witness.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:33 PM (r46W7)

351 >>And no sooner is it it discovered, but it is declared "endangered".

If I saw one it would be endangered of being enstomped.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

352 349 They need to change the Classic Question to "If all your co-workers jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?" because then I would definitely answer, "no."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:32 PM (X+Ku

Of course not, you just got seniority.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:35 PM (cupoy)

353 I'm convinced the gender bending is simply the new "teenage rebellion."

Even though it's adults perpetrating this on children, those "adults" have decided they need to rebel Against society.

No one truly believes a man can magically change into a woman.

Balderdash.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2023 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

354 352 349 They need to change the Classic Question to "If all your co-workers jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?" because then I would definitely answer, "no."
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:32 PM (X+Ku

Of course not, you just got seniority.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:35 PM (cupoy)

I think a much more interesting question would be "If you could push all of your co-workers off a cliff, would you?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:36 PM (r46W7)

355 What am I going to do with this IOU for 6500 lap dances?

Posted by: Michael Cohen at March 22, 2023 09:37 PM (tkR6S)

356 "Maybe he was expecting to take it out in trade?"

Well, maybe, but since it was Trump who owed the debt to Cohen, does that mean that Cohen wanted Trump to... uh... I mean, the porn star already got her money, so who is going to... "repay" Cohen in trade... ick.

Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:37 PM (4xwZL)

357 bonk, bonk

Posted by: Karl at March 22, 2023 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

358 And no sooner is it it discovered, but it is declared "endangered".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

All you need to know about that folderol is that the animals that are literally overrunning the planet are categorized as species of "least concern." There is no category below that. We're not "unconcerned" that black rats might go extinct, we're just "less concerned" about that than most other animals.

Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

359 >>Nadler is kind of a funny name, if you think about it.

Posted by: Just the Seedy Facts

oh you do not want to be naddled

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:38 PM (geLO8)

360 No one truly believes a man can magically change into a woman.

Balderdash.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2023 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

the most malicious of the activists are trying to prove what the kind of men who hate women have always been trying to prove - that men are better then women at everything, including at being a woman. I'm astounded that so many women seem to put up with it, even when it's pushed in their faces like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:38 PM (r46W7)

361 If I saw one it would be endangered of being enstomped.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:34 PM (ZLI7S)

No shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

362 I think a much more interesting question would be "If you could push all of your co-workers off a cliff, would you?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:36 PM (r46W7)

A guy from the office once tried to get a bunch of us to go skydiving with him. I said I'd go just to be able to throw my co-workers out of a plane.
I was kidding, kinda.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:39 PM (X+Ku8)

363 I suck at predictions, so this will never happen: Tim Pool will be the Jack Paar of 2049AD.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:39 PM (MvF+J)

364 363 I suck at predictions, so this will never happen: Tim Pool will be the Jack Paar of 2049AD.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:39 PM (MvF+J)

Funny, because I always thought Joe Rogan is the Merv Griffin of the internet.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 22, 2023 09:41 PM (X+Ku8)

365 358 And no sooner is it it discovered, but it is declared "endangered".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

All you need to know about that folderol is that the animals that are literally overrunning the planet are categorized as species of "least concern." There is no category below that. We're not "unconcerned" that black rats might go extinct, we're just "less concerned" about that than most other animals.
Posted by: mikeski at March 22, 2023 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

I'm convinced the biologists have wildly overstated the number of distinct species to allow them to publish and thrive in academia.

What would happen if you applied the standards for declaring a "new" species to the various shapes, sizes and colors of humans, all living in different habitats with different diets, etc.?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:41 PM (cupoy)

366 "Funny, because I always thought Joe Rogan is the Merv Griffin of the internet."

Who will be the Ed McMahon of 2049?

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:42 PM (MvF+J)

367 I'm not entirely risk-adverse. I do ride a motorcycle on the weekends, when the weather is decent, and I've done a few things that bordered on the stupid. But I just can't quite bring myself to go parachuting, even though I really like the idea. I know a guy whose ex-wife was a skydiving enthusiast; she died in a small plane crash. It obviously had a big effect on their daughter. I also was acquainted with a guy who got severely busted up when his main failed and he was only able to get a partial deployment on his reserve before hitting the ground. There's not a lot of room for error in the sport...

Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:43 PM (4xwZL)

368 I'm convinced the biologists have wildly overstated the number of distinct species to allow them to publish and thrive in academia.

What would happen if you applied the standards for declaring a "new" species to the various shapes, sizes and colors of humans, all living in different habitats with different diets, etc.?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:41 PM (cupoy)

Well, "species" itself is a human construct. A system of taxonomy is useful to have, but sometimes it devolves to hair-splitting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)

369 "Who will be the Ed McMahon of 2049?"

This is something else that won't happen: it'll be Alex Stein.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:45 PM (MvF+J)

370 "I'm convinced the biologists have wildly overstated the number of distinct species to allow them to publish and thrive in academia."

Splitters vs Lumpers. Classic taxonomic battleground.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:46 PM (MvF+J)

371 337 I think the whole Trump prosecution is nonsense. Having said that, I don't for one second believe that Michael Cohen shelled out $130K to a porn star without consulting his client and without expecting reimbursement.
Posted by: PabloD at March 22, 2023 09:22 PM (4xwZL)

Cohen is industrial grade putz and a wannabe

he was vying for a WH job

he paid the 130K with a HELOC cuz he claims he didn't want his wife to know

if Trump ordered him to do it, why would Cohen's wife care

Trump paid him back cuz he felt sorry for him

and Cohen went to jail for a bunch a shit he did before this

he is a dumbass lying scumbag and needs to go back to jail

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 09:49 PM (us2H3)

372 Well, "species" itself is a human construct. A system of taxonomy is useful to have, but sometimes it devolves to hair-splitting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)

Somewhere in the deep recesses of what passes for my education, I swear I remember the test was if two individuals can have fertile offspring, they are the same species. But you can't get tenure like that.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 22, 2023 09:49 PM (cupoy)

373 Supposedly a study had found a loose correlation between having older brothers and being gay, and it was speculated that the mothers body learns an immuno response from repeated exposure to the pesky little Y chromosome passenger.
-

Nah.

It's physical or mental abuse leading to the mental illness.

Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 22, 2023 09:49 PM (Oi8jv)

374 Why are urban exploration videos so full of stupid shit?

Ok, so this guy is visiting a closed city in Russia. Used to be a town for smelting nickel, but they still smelt copper there. He is complaining continuously about how polluted the air is. Ok. That it hurts to breathe. Ok.

Then he does a set of 5 pull ups on an abandoned railway with no abnormal breathing beyond what you would expect. Right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:50 PM (zZu0s)

375 Species have been going extinct since the dawn of time. Man is the first species that cared about it.

Kind of like the change in the climate.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2023 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)

376 Who will be the Ed McMahon of 2049?
_______
We are living in a post fluffer apocalypse.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2023 09:51 PM (+M04z)

377 When I was a kid, grizzly bears were rare, even around Yellowstone. But, that changed in the mid 1980s. Now, you'd best be armed and camping in a hard-side camper in the Absaroka range.

And I bet there are grizzlies in the Bighorns now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at March 22, 2023 09:51 PM (UQUAY)

378 Splitters vs Lumpers. Classic taxonomic battleground.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:46 PM (MvF+J)

Critters you can eat.

Critters you can't eat.

Critters that will eat you.

Done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2023 09:52 PM (tkR6S)

379 [pi]Splitters vs Lumpers. Classic taxonomic battleground.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:46 PM (MvF+J)

Pfft. Now do "species" v "clades"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2023 09:52 PM (xhaym)

380 372 I attended a week-long workshop on the peatlands, heaths, fens of Maine. We waded deep and far. One place, the professor says "in one square meter here, there are 100 species of peat moss." All looked the same to me.

Hawthorns were split into thousands of species at one time, but I haven't looked lately. Taxonomists change and revise taxa frequently.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:52 PM (MvF+J)

381 375 Species have been going extinct since the dawn of time. Man is the first species that cared about it.

the extinct greatly outnumber the extant

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 09:53 PM (us2H3)

382 338 If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (r46W7)

Probably. I mean, I just watched all my friends die. So I'm traumatized, in shock, and suddenly have no friends. Jumping would seem like a pretty good option at that point.

Posted by: I'm assuming a tall cliff with a fatal impact post-jump at March 22, 2023 09:53 PM (B0ahs)

383 I wonder what we're preventing from happening by delaying nature's course regarding extinctions.

Posted by: They intend to crash the banks with Trump's arrest at March 22, 2023 09:54 PM (Oi8jv)

384 382 338 If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2023 09:26 PM (r46W7)

Probably. I mean, I just watched all my friends die. So I'm traumatized, in shock, and suddenly have no friends. Jumping would seem like a pretty good option at that point.
Posted by: I'm assuming a tall cliff with a fatal impact post-jump at March 22, 2023 09:53 PM (B0ahs)

*ponders*

Is Ms Vlaanderblarg still at the top of the cliff with me? Because that would be a good conversation starter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2023 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

385 re: Dutch, it's the diet. Lots of vitamin D rich foods. Mainly cheese.

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2023 09:56 PM (V13WU)

386 Back in the day, Lithuania couldn't pay to have their own uniforms for the Barcelona Olympics.

So the Grateful Dead donated the money and bought them Tie Died uni's.

You can look it up...

Posted by: browndog channeling The Sundance Kid at March 22, 2023 09:57 PM (CCSxw)

387 Headline: Putin, Together with Xi, Warn NATO About U.K. Plan to Send Depleted Uranium Rounds to Ukraine

-------

Similar to how the Leftist Oligarchic Deep State Cabal has tried to destroy Trump in a proxy war against patriotic American-loving and liberty-loving citizens -- I'm convinced that the Leftist Oligarchic Deep State Cabal is obsessed with the war in Ukraine because they see Putin now as a proxy for Trump ... and they'll do whatever is psychologically required to destroy him, possibly including World War III and their own destruction (hubris, nemesis, and all that).

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 22, 2023 09:57 PM (+lwg5)

388 "I wonder what we're preventing from happening by delaying nature's course regarding extinctions."

I did a lot of prairie stewardship. In the end, a nature preserve is like trying to freeze time and change. What is now prairie was hemlock forests 5000 years ago. It'll get covered by a mile of ice sometime in the next 100K years. Preservation in the long run is kinda futile.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 09:58 PM (MvF+J)

389 The ONT cometh

Posted by: DB - monitoring the situation at March 22, 2023 09:59 PM (geLO8)

390 It's weird because all the Dutch people, or those of Dutch descent I met were average to short. But I met them in this hemisphere. So maybe in Holland they are all giants.

Posted by: runner at March 22, 2023 09:59 PM (V13WU)

391 drinking and plowing is my limit of risky behavior

Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 10:00 PM (us2H3)

392 ONT is up

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 22, 2023 10:00 PM (J8OCH)

393 391 drinking and plowing is my limit of risky behavior
Posted by: REDACTED at March 22, 2023 10:00 PM (us2H3)
-----
Sounds like college

Posted by: ballistic at March 22, 2023 10:02 PM (oXNqT)

394 "I wonder what we're preventing from happening by delaying nature's course regarding extinctions."

I did a lot of prairie stewardship. In the end, a nature preserve is like trying to freeze time and change. What is now prairie was hemlock forests 5000 years ago. It'll get covered by a mile of ice sometime in the next 100K years. Preservation in the long run is kinda futile.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor

--

Wolves have been trying to make themselves extinct for a while now because they know that their genetics will last longer by breeding with coyotes.

And we do our best to stop them because we love nature or something.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not conspiracy theories like impacts at March 22, 2023 10:02 PM (k1L5r)

395 Stuff I did on motorcycles 40 years ago, I should be dead 5X over.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 10:03 PM (MvF+J)

396 I'm convinced that the Leftist Oligarchic Deep State Cabal is obsessed with the war in Ukraine because they see Putin now as a proxy for Trump ... and they'll do whatever is psychologically required to destroy him, possibly including World War III and their own destruction (hubris, nemesis, and all that).
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West
‐‐--------
Spot On.
I've told this story here before, but I was in Upsate NY last spring, and it was absolutely insane how many uke flags were out, possibly more houses with them than without.

I asked my conservative BIL who lives there about it and he said "they still equate Putin with Trump, its insanity"

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at March 22, 2023 10:06 PM (+M04z)

397 394 We try to "put a pin" in a supposedly ideal state of climate, in a supposedly ideal state of evolution and species range change, and call that the 'correct' thing to do, when we really don't know anything in the long run.

I loved visiting preserves, trying to identify everything I saw, taking lots of closeup photos of bugs and plants. My reasons for supporting and maintaining quality preserves is that they are rare and beautiful and fun to visit. But I have no illusions that preservation somehow saves Gaia.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at March 22, 2023 10:10 PM (MvF+J)

398 I presume everyone is aware of the imminent launch of the 3-D printed rocket?
https://youtu.be/_RDiAdeFPcE

Posted by: This rocket is made of wire at March 22, 2023 10:29 PM (qfLjt)

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