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J. Christian Adams and Hans von Spakovsky: Yale Law Isn't Teaching the Law Anymore, Only Hardcore Leftwing Political Activism

Everything woke turns to sh*t, as a man once said.


Note: This is the first in a ten-part series at PJ Media examining what our nation's top ten law schools are teaching. Hans von Spakovsky and I will undertake a deep dive into what is being taught in America's top ten-ranked law schools.

Elite law schools have become training academies not so much for effective and competent lawyers, but instead for militant transformational radicals with a law degree.

Mainstream consumers of legal services, otherwise known as paying clients, would be shocked by the evolution that has taken place in the nation's elite law schools. Instead of producing lawyers capable of helping clients, these schools now turn out leftist activists who are most competent at using transformational designs to upend centuries of legal traditions and institutions, including, ultimately, the U.S. Constitution itself.


...

The next generation of lawyers at these schools isn't focused on learning contracts, torts, civil procedure, and evidence as much as they are learning how to destroy treasured American institutions such as tolerance, liberty, and free speech.

This is important. Too many Americans still think a law degree from Harvard means that the graduating lawyer is competent to practice law. The opposite is becoming more true.

Harvard, Yale, and the elite law schools are graduating increasing percentages of incompetent lawyers, at least when it comes to what lawyers have long done: practice law.

Graduates from the elite law schools are mighty good activists, but lawyers? Not so much. The law students shouting down free speech at Stanford today are the leftist activists of tomorrow.


It may be that clients would be better off hiring lawyers from a Southeastern Conference law school like University of Tennessee, University of Alabama, or a more mainstream program like Pitt, Arizona, or Miami.

...

Hans von Spakovsky and I will march through the top ten rankings by U.S. News and World Report and share with you what is taking place inside these law schools. The militancy and uselessness of the curriculum may astound many of you. Others, like the leftists who dominate law school professors, may cheer "Bravo!" at a transformational job well done.

But regular American citizens have seen their values and treasured American liberties threatened and eroded by chanting mobs at Stanford assailing an esteemed federal judge. We are losing the ability to freely speak at college, and the right to freely exercise our religion.

This assault on American values, constitutional liberties, and our treasured limits on government power almost always starts with a lawyer, somewhere. And the lawyers from elite law schools are leading this assault.

Let's explore what students at these schools are being taught. Strap in.

Our first stop is in New Haven, Connecticut. Yale sits atop the U.S. News and World Report as the nation's top-ranked law school. What a shame, then, to see the radical leftist courses being taught at Yale. Here are a few examples.

What better place to start than with abortion? Despite significant pro-life legal victories in courts, I could find no courses dedicated to litigating for pro-life causes. Of course, the opposite was true at Yale.

The Advanced Reproductive Rights and Justice Project is taught by Priscilla Smith, who heads Yale's "Program for the Study of Reproductive Justice." We could find no pro-life counterpart. The course description offers Yale students work experience in a legal area where:


Established doctrine is under siege. Students advocate for reproductive health care providers and their patients, learning the vital importance of client confidentiality, as well as the impact of political movement strategy and management of press and public messaging.

For litigation matters, students work in small teams representing reproductive health care providers and/or patients in cases being handled by attorneys at national organizations. Projects and case assignments will vary according to the posture of the cases, but all will require top-notch legal research, analysis, and writing, as well as strategy meetings with team members. Some cases involve trial level work, including informal fact development, drafting pleadings, discovery, motion practice, and negotiations. Other matters involve appellate briefing.

Students also have an opportunity to develop non-litigation skills by undertaking non-litigation matters involving legislative and regulatory work, public education, and strategic planning, at the federal, state, and local level.

In other words, abortion activist groups directly benefit from the classwork of Yale law students.

If Yale students get shut out of classes promoting abortion, they can always take courses to help put more felons on the streets:


Challenging Mass Incarceration Clinic. In the field work, students represent clients in two types of cases: federal sentencing proceedings and Connecticut state parole hearings. Students will learn advocacy strategies aimed at mitigating or ameliorating their clients' punishment, both prospectively during sentencing and retrospectively during post-conviction proceedings.

After completing "Challenging Mass Incarceration," Yale law students are eligible to take "Advanced Challenging Mass Incarceration Clinic: Fieldwork."

I'm majoring in Defund the Police with a minor in Transgenderism. U?

The article continues examining the Yale Law School's Twitter Activism Preparatory School curriculum. Worth the read!

Within a couple of years people will realize these privileged but ignorant Yale Law graduates don't actually know anything about the law, and that will be a wrap for Yale Law.

I mean, for Yale Twitter Prep.

Your semi-regular reminder that the bloodthirsty, proto-communist Reign of Terror was led by 1, journalists, and 2, lawyers.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 William F. Buckley warned us!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

2 Hey! I know that Spankovsky guy. He couldn't find the marble in the oatmeal, and didn't get to drink out of the firehose.

Posted by: Stanley Spadowski at March 21, 2023 02:33 PM (B8BKL)

3 J. Christian Adams and Hans von Spakovsky: Yale Law Isn't Teaching the Law Anymore

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To be fair, when was the last time Yale taught law, in the 1800s?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:33 PM (VTu1l)

4 Much more concerning is that the grads of these cesspools are usually the preferred candidates for judgeships.

Posted by: Butch at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (0APJ3)

5 The key idea here is that Alonso's position was made-up only for her. The position did not exist before they gave it to her, and it almost certainly will not exist now that she's gone.

How very unusual.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (h5TKJ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (IXZGh)

7
uh,, I'm really-uh dizzy right now

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (vwCZJ)

8 Marxist don't need lawyers, they need executioners. Mass graves baby.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (Q7M7L)

9 As Dorothy Parker observed:

"If all the girls who attended that Yale prom were laid end to end . . . I wouldn't be at all surprised."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

10 I thought that was the mantra of all 'ivy league' universities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (IXZGh)

11 Woulda been first except the "hit 'Comments' get sent to the previous thread" bug.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (Vwz3I)

12 The Paper Chase caused all this

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (mR6Gs)

13 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (65vY/)

14 I have probably mentioned it before, but the entire so-called Ivy League is crap education. I had to get rid of a couple of them in my time, one after a 45 minute discussion trying to teach one of them the concept of how a valve works. When I see a resume from that region, it goes in the trash.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (lTGtQ)

15 U.S. News and World Report as the nation's top-ranked law school.

************

lolz I remember reading into their ranking system when applying for law school, which is about as believable as their ranking system for cars

BTW I'm a Harvard man since I went to Harvard myself (actually I just visited the campus, but this technically still means I went to Harvard)

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:36 PM (VTu1l)

16 So basically all the lawyers graduating from the top law schools in this country will get punked in court by attorneys from Florida State?


This is the way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2023 02:36 PM (SEWO/)

17 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (65vY/)

Is he "Sanctimonious?"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (mR6Gs)

18 Alvin Bragg. Harvard Law School.

Posted by: 7man at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (qwO6y)

19 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?


no!

Posted by: Jeb at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (M3hSG)

20 Heavens, a Yale twat!!!

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (wtvvX)

21 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (65vY/)


Sideshow Bob.

Posted by: spindrift at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (h5TKJ)

22 Stanford Law hasn't exactly been covering itself in glory lately. VDH chimed in at length about that recently.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (jTmQV)

23 Alvin Bragg. Harvard Law School.
Posted by: 7man at March 21, 2023 02:37 PM (qwO6y)

Nothing to bragg about

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 02:38 PM (mR6Gs)

24 Some of the dumbest people I know are sporting Ivy League Degrees.

Harvard papered Lawyers are way out front though.

Posted by: garrett at March 21, 2023 02:38 PM (o1eXi)

25 Didn't Bush the elder go to Yale?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 21, 2023 02:38 PM (IXZGh)

26 Much more concerning is that the grads of these cesspools are usually the preferred candidates for judgeships.
Posted by: Butch at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (0APJ3)


Their minds are uncluttered.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 02:38 PM (GYIa4)

27 Law school was already a sham as it is. 3 years is totally unjustified when it could reasonably be done in 1-2 years

and of course, because you learn fuck all on what law school is supposed to prepare you for, which is you know, actually PASS THE BAR EXAM, you have to take an additional bar course layered on top of attending law school just so you have a prayer's chance of passing the bar

like the entire legal profession, law school is a scam

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:39 PM (VTu1l)

28 David Pillowbiter is going to Harvard. He in law?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 21, 2023 02:39 PM (IXZGh)

29 Probably been turned into a Marxist Seminary for ddcades

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 02:39 PM (xhxe8)

30 8 Marxist don't need lawyers, they need executioners. Mass graves baby.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (Q7M7L)

GET IN THE CHOPPAH!!!

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenegger at March 21, 2023 02:39 PM (wtvvX)

31 They produce what is in demand, as a man once said.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:40 PM (Fwhqy)

32 All the great lawyers went to Yale.

Posted by: zombie Yogi Yorgeson at March 21, 2023 02:40 PM (tkR6S)

33 The Ivy League:

Where smart people go to get stupid.

Posted by: Ahnold Schwarzenegger at March 21, 2023 02:40 PM (wtvvX)

34 No, because the folks on the bench will be the same ignorant Red Guard cretins that graduated with them

**************

Judges are people who failed as lawyers

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (VTu1l)

35 Alvin Bragg. Harvard Law School.

I had to work reasonably closely with two graduates of Harvard Law School.

I was pretty certain that both of them were psychopaths.

I never worked with anyone else who I thought was a psychopath.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

36 Andrew Branca of Law of Self Defense fame has a bunch of lawyers teaching the equivalent of law school courses to lay people on line for money. No accreditation, no credit, just the knowledge. He specifically sells it as the old, pre-woke teaching with no woke BS.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (Z32m1)

37 They deserve Demolition Man as their future.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (5QmZQ)

38 Off, Teutonic sock!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

39 Supposedly the bar tests filter out people who are otherwise incompetent, although I am not convinced this is true.

But these people are learning how to ruin the world but not how to win in court, and we've seen multiple examples how that plays out in the real world. They're incompetent in the courtroom.

Its like the "case" against Trump. They have no case, its ludicrous and even with a NY jury has no chance. They are great at coming up with crap like this but absolutely terrible at carrying it out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)

40 I'm majoring in Defund the Police with a minor in Transgenderism. U?

Imagine a world with no cops...and no balls!

Posted by: That guy at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)

41 Had Trump been arrested yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM (5QmZQ)

42 Meanwhile all the billionaires dropped out.
Zukerberg, Gates, et al.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 02:43 PM (jTmQV)

43 Judges are people who failed as lawyers
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (VTu1l)


And, yet, succeeded at getting lifetime employment in the profession.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 02:43 PM (GYIa4)

44 41 Had Trump been arrested yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM (5QmZQ)

none

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 02:43 PM (us2H3)

45 The Ivy League is more like a cashier register where you buy your kid entry into the elite class.

Ok, that will be half a million for your soon to be lawyer/politician son!

Would you like the extended service plan? No? Ok then. How will you be paying today?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:43 PM (Fwhqy)

46 41 Had Trump been arrested yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM (5QmZQ)

Supposedly they were putting it off til the end of the week from what I heard. Pelosi and someone else flying in for the moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (kGtj5)

47 @1

>>1 William F. Buckley warned us!

Yes he did.

Or alternatively...

Zombie WFB: If you don't stop calling me a cryptofascist, I'll sock you, and you'll stay plastered you little f****ts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (/vcPN)

48 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:35 PM (65vY/)


Mr. Lock

Posted by: Doof at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (1D0wj)

49 These woke lawyers can go straight to the FBI or CIA can't they?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

50 Yale Law and other "elite" law schools are transforming themselves into the American equivalent of the Higher Party School.

The Higher Party School was created in 1939 under the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union. It was tasked with training future leaders (known in Soviet parlance as "cadres") for Party and state positions. The purpose was to prepare them for propaganda work with the masses and for supervising managers and state officials, while ensuring their political loyalty or partynost (Party-mindedness). In 1978 it was merged with the Academy of Social Sciences, which provided more advanced training. A similar Higher School was created for the Young Communist League (Komsomol) in 1969.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (2tUFv)

51 Had Trump been arrested yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM (5QmZQ)

For which crime?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (dHJNf)

52 Pelosi flying in?

Broom?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 21, 2023 02:45 PM (5QmZQ)

53
Its like the "case" against Trump. They have no case,


Indeed

If paying a whore to say you did not have sex with her is a campaign expenditure because "so and so had sex with a whore is bad press" literally every expense is a campaign expense

Buying deodorant? Well, don't want to be stinky to the voters.

Buying underwear? Well don't want to be free balling in front of the voters.

And on and on.

Posted by: That guy at March 21, 2023 02:45 PM (lc5cP)

54 Much more concerning is that the grads of these cesspools are usually the preferred candidates for judgeships.
Posted by: Butch at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (0APJ3)

Their minds are uncluttered.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 02:38 PM (GYIa4)



Certainly with anything having to do with the Constitution.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

55 Is U.S. News and World Report a reputable source for analysis here? I mean most of these "classical" contemporary media/publication outfits outlived their usefulness years if not decades ago.

Isn't USNWR evaluating schools like saying we should trust The View to evaluate... anything?

These ratings outfits - as a general rule now - are corrupted themselves either ideologically or financially. Not saying they aren't rating as they always have so, relatively, they're consistent. I'm saying that the premise that they can fairly rate anything was always an undeserved trust and that their ratings have always sucked. We were just too ignorant to the sausage-making that has always been going on.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 21, 2023 02:45 PM (aXxgO)

56 Its like the "case" against Trump. They have no case, its ludicrous and even with a NY jury has no chance. They are great at coming up with crap like this but absolutely terrible at carrying it out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)

BTW. Has Trump been arrested yet? Or will they wait until after dark and send in a SWAT team?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 02:45 PM (BdMk6)

57 Supposedly the bar tests filter out people who are otherwise incompetent, although I am not convinced this is true.

*************

The LSAT was a pretty good predictor of your chances of passing the bar as well, I think 150 was the bare minimum, which is why that tends to be the floor for most law schools.

For Ivy league students who have to score higher, it's already a given that you're intellectually capable of passing the bar, so that leaves plenty of room to fill your brain with the stupidest fucking woke shit on earth

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:46 PM (VTu1l)

58 They are going to indict him but arraign him virtually through the SS. No perp walk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:46 PM (Fwhqy)

59 For which crime?

Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime.

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria! at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

60 I never worked with anyone else who I thought was a psychopath.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)



You're just that good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (yQpMk)

61 They are going to indict him but arraign him virtually through the SS. No perp walk.

Bets?

The perp walk is the whole point of this exercise.

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria! at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

62 iirc, both GWB and Kerry went to both Harvard and Yale?

Posted by: davidt at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (SYTee)

63 Are there any law schools left that simply prepare grads to get a job with a good firm, eventually reach partner and make a great living lawyering?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (eGTCV)

64 How very unusual.
Posted by: Michelle Obama


Really, it's not.

Posted by: Tom Jones at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (sUG5Q)

65 Sonny Hostin says "cum at me, bro"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

66 These woke lawyers can go straight to the FBI or CIA can't they?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

Yes. And many of them will.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (BdMk6)

67 These woke lawyers can go straight to the FBI or CIA can't they?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:44 PM (eGTCV)


========================

US Military JAG Corps, where they can second guess the soldiers in the field and deny artillery and air fire support. The JAG also draw up the Rules of Engagement for soldiers in the field, then prosecute them for violating them by surviving.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (Z32m1)

68 I never worked with anyone else who I thought was a psychopath.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

If you're not sure who at work is the psychopath, then you're the psychopath.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (Y5qcH)

69 "Hang all the Law" Matthew 22:40

But really, we do not have a "two-tiered justice system". We have a mafia using the framework of the legal system (divorced from the constitutional foundation) to destroy political enemies, and it is moving on from political enemies to any that resist the Mafia.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 21, 2023 02:49 PM (Cus5s)

70 Bets?

The perp walk is the whole point of this exercise.
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria! at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

Apparently the SS takes their job seriously and gets to overrule the idiot NYJAG

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:49 PM (Fwhqy)

71 Arresting Trump will make him Obiwan Kenobi. More powerful than they can ___ine.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 21, 2023 02:49 PM (pohLc)

72 @61

>>The perp walk is the whole point of this exercise.

The prize and crown jewel is going to be the mug shot.

Leftist will literally writhe in orgasmic delight the second it's leaked to the media.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 21, 2023 02:49 PM (/vcPN)

73 The Obamas are both lawyers. The requirements can't be that strict.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (dHJNf)

74 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?

--

Maxine Waters or Tank Abrams or one of the other dumb-as-a-stump diversity representatives for one. Graduated with honors IIRC.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (O69GV)

75 Ace didn't mention any class for fire-bombing-police-cars field work.
I wonder what they enroll in to get that extra special credit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (P5tqd)

76 The practice of law in this country must be professionalized. And to professionalize it, it must be federalized.

Make all attorneys employees of the federal government, at minimum wage.

If it's good for the doctors who will be shoving cameras up your ass, it's good enough for your attorney too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (OgB1i)

77 Within a couple of years people will realize these privileged but ignorant Yale Law graduates don't actually know anything about the law, and that will be a wrap for Yale Law.


Actually, I don't think it will, as the bench will be occupied by Yale and Harvard woke judges.

I think what this actually means within a couple of years the court won't know anything about the law, and the will be a wrap for the Rule of Law.

Elite, rich people will occupy positions of power. Ivy League supremacists are woke, so you will forced to be woke, too. Either that or go to jail or be bankrupted by lawsuit.

The only thing that is equal between both Ivy League elite and the common working man is the thickness and durability of their skills when struck by a tire iron.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (40DMX)

78 In my experience, today the only people who go to Yale do so because of who their parents are, not because of how smart they are.

I have practiced law against Yale grads and they are clinically retarded.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (lf83v)

79 The Obamas are both lawyers. The requirements can't be that strict.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (dHJNf)

As were Hillaroid and Slick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (tkR6S)

80 Imagine a world with no cops...and no balls!
Posted by: That guy at March 21, 2023 02:42 PM


Not funny.

Posted by: zombie Josef Goebbels at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)

81 73 The Obamas are both lawyers. The requirements can't be that strict.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (dHJNf

They never did produce Obama's transcripts and no one remembered him going to school.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (Fwhqy)

82 Skulls*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (40DMX)

83 Many years ago when I went to law school there were law clinics which always helped the poor, did environment work or lobbied. I read the magazine I get every few months, and I see it's been ramped up to eleven

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (dl6++)

84
Supposedly the bar tests filter out people who are otherwise incompetent, although I am not convinced this is true.

But these people are learning how to ruin the world but not how to win in court, and we've seen multiple examples how that plays out in the real world. They're incompetent in the courtroom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



This tells me what I already know, that the Commie cocksuckers aren't even bothering to plan on taking over through legal means.

Even Hitler, the evilest evil man who ever practiced evil in an evil world largely assumed power in Germany through legal means.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (n+4am)

85 Trump has been practicing his mugshot pic for a month

will be lit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (us2H3)

86 Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime.

Instapundit notes that arresting Trump on bullshit charges is the point - it's a declaration of power.

I was initially astonished by how often senior elected officials ignored the Covid rules that they had promulgated, and it finally dawned on me that blatantly ignoring the rules was deliberate - it was also a declaration of power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (2tUFv)

87 If it's good for the doctors who will be shoving cameras up your ass, it's good enough for your attorney too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (OgB1i)
----
When will an attorney ever shove a camera up my ass? Gives a whole new meaning to "discovery."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (YIVH2)

88 These woke lawyers can go straight to the FBI or CIA can't they?
Posted by: N. Lurker


The CCP is always hiring.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (jzzG8)

89 I am absolutely sure that if Trump is actually ever arrested nobody will have to ask or wonder if it happened or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (0hOvj)

90 It's the Paper Chase guy and his talking motorcycle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

91 Leftist will literally writhe in orgasmic delight the second it's leaked to the media.

**********

that worked great for Rick Perry, who smiled as if he was posing for his high school yearbook picture, much to the chagrin of the lefties who cut off their shriveled up dicks in protest and disappointment

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (VTu1l)

92 Are there any law schools left that simply prepare grads to get a job with a good firm, eventually reach partner and make a great living lawyering?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (eGTCV


===============

Yes, Harvard, Yale, Stanford, and every other Top 30 law school. Now they just don't have to know jack or squat.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (Z32m1)

93 They never did produce Obama's transcripts and no one remembered him going to school.

It was at Columbia undergraduate that no one can remember Obama. He was well-known in law school.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (2tUFv)

94 Sheila Jackson-Lee passed the bar. I think.

All you need to know.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (wNDOJ)

95 Are there any law schools left that simply prepare grads to get a job with a good firm, eventually reach partner and make a great living lawyering?

************

There's a catholic law school in Michigan that is based and churned out some pretty damned good lawyers, the name escapes me though

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

96 Hmm.

Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

97 They are going to indict him but arraign him virtually through the SS. No perp walk.

Bragg has said no to any virtual arraignment.
Like someone said, they'll probably send a SWAT team and hope for a "mishap."

I'm not joking

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (mR6Gs)

98 that worked great for Rick Perry, who smiled as if he was posing for his high school yearbook picture, much to the chagrin of the lefties who cut off their shriveled up dicks in protest and disappointment
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:52 PM (VTu1l)
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I thought that was Tom Delay...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (YIVH2)

99 Yeah a woman who was my oldest brother's ex (he died a few years back) passed the bar and she wasn't exactly the smartest woman ever born

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (0hOvj)

100 94 Sheila Jackson-Lee passed the bar. I think.

I've never passed a bar...

Posted by: Hillary.. Hic at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (bs+z0)

101 Know anyone famous who attended Yale?

Just some nobodies named: Samuel Alito, Brett Kavanaugh, Sonia Sotomayor and Clarence Thomas

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (YXHzG)

102 Instapundit notes that arresting Trump on bullshit charges is the point - it's a declaration of power.

I was initially astonished by how often senior elected officials ignored the Covid rules that they had promulgated, and it finally dawned on me that blatantly ignoring the rules was deliberate - it was also a declaration of power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (2tUFv)


declaration of power / marking your territory

Posted by: Doof at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (1D0wj)

103 I thought that was Tom Delay.

***********

They both literally did the same thing

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (VTu1l)

104 Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

How?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (tkR6S)

105
Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

Were the firefighters notified by "smoke signals?"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (mR6Gs)

106 Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

Was Liz practicing her smoke signals?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (pohLc)

107 Elite law schools have become training academies not so much for effective and competent lawyers, but instead for militant transformational radicals with a law degree.
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That, but also there's the other goal: grooming people for entrance into government, especially elected office and the upper echelons of the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

108 As a 20-year lawyer, I'm tempted to be grateful for the lack of competition and job-secutity these smoothbrains will provide. But the more likely outcome is that legal proceedings will end up looking like the sentencing hearing in the third of Nolan's Batman series.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (ppBhU)

109 Like someone said, they'll probably send a SWAT team and hope for a "mishap."

I'm not joking

Posted by: JoeF.




That has been my prediction for months.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (lTGtQ)

110 Teddy Kennedy had trouble passing the bar.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (E7vND)

111 Hmm.

Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)


He was trying to send smoke signals to his mom

Posted by: Doof at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (1D0wj)

112 No doubt in my mind Trump will break out the Taco Bowl smile for his mug.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (dHJNf)

113 It may be that clients would be better off hiring lawyers from a Southeastern Conference law school like University of Tennessee, University of Alabama, or a more mainstream program like Pitt, Arizona, or Miami.
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A man who can think and has a JD from Podunk State is better than a man with a JD from Yale but who cannot think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

114 Even Hitler, the evilest evil man who ever practiced evil in an evil world largely assumed power in Germany through legal means.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (n+4am)


========================

When i was growing up, I never understood how the supposedly civilized men in Germany and Europe allowed Hitler to take over.

After these last 8 years? I understand. And I see it happening all over the World again.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 02:55 PM (Z32m1)

115 Are there any law schools left that simply prepare grads to get a job with a good firm, eventually reach partner and make a great living lawyering?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:48 PM (eGTCV

===============

Yes, Harvard, Yale, Stanford, and every other Top 30 law school. Now they just don't have to know jack or squat.
Posted by: rd

--

*Now*?

I remember reading back in the earl 2000s that no one received anything lower than an "A", in part because such prestigious and expensive schools' students wouldn't be expected to fail. So they don't. They weren't allowed to. They just pass everyone.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (O69GV)

116 I'm not sure how many other states have this, but Virginia still allows effectively an "apprenticeship" for lawyers, where you can take the bar after study with a local lawyer. No law school required.

(It's the same mechanism by which Patrick Henry became a lawyer.)

This ought to be the model. The quality of people who are lawyers would likely improve, in addition to having people with practical and useful experience in the profession.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (N1tpc)

117 Did Hillary ever pass the bar?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (eGTCV)

118 Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 1h

DEVELOPING: Bomb Threats Made Against Manhattan DA, Courts & NYPD HQ As Possible Trump Indictment...

||Just as a hearing was about to commence over a $250 million lawsuit filed by New York Attorney General Letitia James against Donald Trump in lower Manhattan, a bomb threat was phoned in.

The courthouse at 60 Centre Street was temporarily closed and searched, and the threat was later found to be baseless.

In September, James filed a lawsuit against Trump, his company, and three of his children, alleging that they inflated the value of his real estate company’s assets.

Similar threats were also made against other court building and the NYPD headquarters — all threats are not believed to be credible.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (Vwz3I)

119 They will fill the federal Judiciary.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (pZK/l)

120 It was at Columbia undergraduate that no one can remember Obama. He was well-known in law school.

Yeah it was when he was in charge of Harvard Law Review that they published that he was from Kenya.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)

121 Teddy Kennedy had trouble passing the bar.
Posted by: Redenzo

That should ready "any bar".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (P5tqd)

122 I don't understand these words in this order.

California judge rules citizens have the right to buy "state-of-the-art handguns," overturns law prohibiting new models from being sold

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (FVME7)

123 They will fill the federal Judiciary.

I believe that is the plan, yes, but that won't be for 20 years or more, and by then I'm not sure we'll HAVE a federal judiciary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (0hOvj)

124 Let me see if I have this right: these so called elite law schools are cranking out "lawyers" that are incapable of getting my latest speeding ticket squashed thus leaving me with 3 years of high risk insurance but are perfectly suited to destroying my life if one of these "lawyers" happens to be overhear me say in a supermarket line that the guy with gun robbing the place should be in prison?

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (9e/0I)

125
If you're not sure who at work is the psychopath, then you're the psychopath.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Well, he IS part of Teh Horde...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (n+4am)

126 If I was hiring 87,000 new IRS agents, they'd all have to have a prestigious law degree.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (Jg7EG)

127 A man who can think and has a JD from Podunk State is better than a man with a JD from Yale but who cannot think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

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Depends on external factors. If the mediator or judge is from Yale then the JD from Yale is who you want.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (O69GV)

128 BTW I'm a Harvard man since I went to Harvard myself (actually I just visited the campus, but this technically still means I went to Harvard)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:36 PM (VTu1l)

That's hilarious. I, too, am a harvard man as well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (N1tpc)

129 The Trump arrest is probably just an op to test out the FBI's and rest of the spooks' surveillance of protesters on the Right.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (wNDOJ)

130 I don't understand these words in this order.

California passed a law that banned buying any new guns. The courts said "that's idiotic" and overturned the law.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (0hOvj)

131 The Obamas are both lawyers. The requirements can't be that strict.
Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (dHJNf)

As were Hillaroid and Slick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023


***
Before Trump, who was the last non-lawyer President? Eisenhower? I'm not sure about Truman. I think FDR, Hoover, Coolidge, and Harding all were. Wilson was a university professor or administrator or something -- but did he have a law degree?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

132 Yeah it was when he was in charge of Harvard Law Review that they published that he was from Kenya.

In the liner for his "auto"biography as well.

Written by Bill Ayers as we know, who was just some guy in his neighborhood

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)

133
Which one is more competent.
A Yale law grad or a Yale lock?

Posted by: YIKES! at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (t6XCL)

134 Isn't Teaching the Law Anymore, Only Hardcore Leftwing Political Activism
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Is there a difference?

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (dHJNf)

135 Have you noticed lately the lawyers and judges nominated by Puddinghead Biden to the federal bench are all woke and illiterate? They cannot even say what Article 2 of the Constitution represents.

It’s disgusting. But hey, what else is new?

We have at least one SC Justice who cannot define what a woman is.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (6Tc2R)

136 Your semi-regular reminder that the bloodthirsty, proto-communist Reign of Terror was led by 1, journalists, and 2, lawyers.
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The self-described "intellectuals" are always the cheerleaders, strategists, propagandists and the like for the whip-wielding humanitarians throughout history.

I have no use for intellectuals. Not that this does *not* mean that I am anti-intellect or demean or decry intelligence. Nothing can be further from the truth. I am, however, staunchly anti-intellectual when it comes to the title as applied to men. If you are An Intellectual, you are enemy of mankind, looking to put one over on a less-sophisticated victim as you deprive him of his rights, property and, finally, life.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (t0OGg)

137 For Ivy league students who have to score higher, it's already a given that you're intellectually capable of passing the bar, so that leaves plenty of room to fill your brain with the stupidest fucking woke shit on earth
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:46 PM (VTu1l)

Hillary and Michelle disagree. They were fully capable of failing a bar exam.

Posted by: 7man at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (qwO6y)

138 Firefighters battled early morning blaze at a Mass. home owned by the son of U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

Their smoke signals must have gotten out of control.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (BdMk6)

139 When will an attorney ever shove a camera up my ass? Gives a whole new meaning to "discovery."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (YIVH2)

Hahaha....once they are federalized they will be shoving lots of cameras up lots of asses.

It's what federal employees do when they are not napping or searching pron at their desks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (OgB1i)

140 119 They will fill the federal Judiciary.
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at March 21, 2023 02:56 PM (pZK/l)

i've got news for you

they already have, esp in DC and NYC and other shitholes

HI is the largest state in the Union

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (us2H3)

141 Harvard, Yale, and the elite law schools are graduating increasing percentages of incompetent lawyers, at least when it comes to what lawyers have long done: practice law.
____

Useless prole says what?

Posted by: Kentanji Brown at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (fs1hN)

142 Of all the subversion the liberals are taking, this is one of the most dangerous. They are training these people to be foot soldiers instead of impartial litigators, prosecutors and judges. In those positions they are undermining the rule of law and weaponizing it against their political opponents. Even in situations where the jury pool is poisoned, you could often count on someone with integrity to ensure the system worked. That is slowly being destroyed and it leads nowhere good. Once people don't trust the justice system they start to take matters into their own hands. The social contract and an ordered society deteriorate. They know exactly what they're doing, and it's insidious.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (x7plP)

143 Make all attorneys employees of the federal government, at minimum wage.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 21, 2023 02:50 PM (OgB1i)


No doubt members of Congress, almost exclusively lawyers, will decide that the minimum federal wage for lawyers is $1M/year... and for once they'll index it to inflation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (GYIa4)

144 Before Trump, who was the last non-lawyer President? Eisenhower? I'm not sure about Truman. I think FDR, Hoover, Coolidge, and Harding all were. Wilson was a university professor or administrator or something -- but did he have a law degree?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (J2vNu)

Ronald Reagan was a non-lawyer, I am pretty certain. JFK?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (tkR6S)

145 Depends on external factors. If the mediator or judge is from Yale then the JD from Yale is who you want.
Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 02:57 PM (O69GV)
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Only if it's a run of the mill issue. If it involves something anti-woke or anti-state, however, no amount of "we went to school together" will make that judge or mediator do *anything* other than kneecap you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)

146 When i was growing up, I never understood how the supposedly civilized men in Germany and Europe allowed Hitler to take over.

***************

The Weimar Republic thought they could stop nazism from taking root by calling it disinformation and thus resorting to censorship and stripping nazis of the basic rights enjoyed by other german citizens

that worked out well

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:00 PM (VTu1l)

147 Their smoke signals must have gotten out of control.

Nah he left the traditional Okie crab cake recipe in the oven too long

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)

148 St. Greta Thunberg awarded honorary doctorate in theology from Helsinki University (because why the heck not?)

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I don't know if she nailed 95 feces to the church door or not.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)

149 Was Jimmeh Cahter a lawyer?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Fwhqy)

150 Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2023 02:59 PM (x7plP)

They better start teaching the shitheads to shoot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (pohLc)

151 What about Ronnie?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Fwhqy)

152 @131 I don't think Reagan was a lawyer...?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (p+1gI)

153 Ironically, while speaking at an American Bankers Association meeting...

@Breaking911 · 47 minutes
TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

154 They never did produce Obama's transcripts and no one remembered him going to school.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 02:51 PM (Fwhqy)


I believe there was even one professor who's class Barry would have had to take who stated unequivocally that he was never one of his students.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (GYIa4)

155 The Weimar Republic thought they could stop nazism from taking root by calling it disinformation and thus resorting to censorship and stripping nazis of the basic rights enjoyed by other german citizens


I'd say the core problem was that the left was busy killing people in the streets, the center left was cheering on the left, the center right was busy doing...nothing...and unfortunately for Europe they didn't have an American style "far right" thanks to the Imperial alliance with the socialists...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (lc5cP)

156 >>>BTW I'm a Harvard man since I went to Harvard myself (actually I just visited the campus, but this technically still means I went to Harvard)

>I went to Harvard and bought some weed from President Barack Obama.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (Jg7EG)

157 'Your semi-regular reminder that the bloodthirsty, proto-communist Reign of Terror was led by 1, journalists, and 2, lawyers.'

I didn't know that but would have guessed it.
I am more interested in what a retributive Reign of Correction done by our side would look like.
You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (qVln6)

158 153 Ironically, while speaking at an American Bankers Association meeting...

@Breaking911 · 47 minutes
TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)

It must be real nice on Janet's planet

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (mnUzy)

159 TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well". I am a mushroom.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (Y5qcH)

160 @Breaking911 · 47 minutes
TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
It is. Just ask a bureaucrat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (t0OGg)

161 Bets?

The perp walk is the whole point of this exercise.
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria! at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (kGtj5)

162 Thought somr time ago, if had to see a professional and had lots of degrees on the wall I would run away fsst.

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (xhxe8)

163 I don't know if she nailed 95 feces to the church door or not.

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Saint Retard at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (lc5cP)

164 Catholics will be forced to make Biden a Saint. Saint The Big Guy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (Q7M7L)

165 I thought that the CA handgun restriction which was recently overturned by a judge was because no one was manufacturing the type of handgun that CA mandated for all new sales. Which is typical for CA one party legislature. Stupid beyond words
But I haven't followed the case closely.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (jTmQV)

166 146 The Weimar Republic thought they could stop nazism from taking root by calling it disinformation and thus resorting to censorship and stripping nazis of the basic rights enjoyed by other german citizens

that worked out well
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:00 PM (VTu1l)

========

Only Nazis would try to censor Nazis!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

167 DEVELOPING: Bomb Threats Made Against Manhattan DA, Courts & NYPD HQ
____

Mr Wray, I told you to stop making these prank calls, let one of your underlings handle it next time.

Posted by: Merrick Garland at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (fs1hN)

168 Ironically, while speaking at an American Bankers Association meeting...

@Breaking911 · 47 minutes
TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well."

--

Between this and Biden saying "the banks are strong", you know we're about to crash like a mofo.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (O69GV)

169 We hired several lawyers who graduated from Ivy League schools. We fired both. They were lazy and incompetent. The CLO was convinced they had to be spending their time on other "endeavors" because their work product was shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (x7plP)

170 Catholics will be forced to make Biden a Saint. Saint The Big Guy.

Pretty sure they don't have a Saint of "tween sniffing" yet so...why not?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (lc5cP)

171 Is Saint Greta a lesbian?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (Fwhqy)

172 I believe there was even one professor who's class Barry would have had to take who stated unequivocally that he was never one of his students.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2023 03:01 PM (GYIa4)

"Was"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)

173
I have no use for intellectuals. Not that this does *not* mean that I am anti-intellect or demean or decry intelligence. Nothing can be further from the truth. I am, however, staunchly anti-intellectual when it comes to the title as applied to men. If you are An Intellectual, you are enemy of mankind, looking to put one over on a less-sophisticated victim as you deprive him of his rights, property and, finally, life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



If you haven't done so, you should read Paul Johnson's book Intellectuals. Hone that entirely justified hatred for intellectuals to a razor's edge.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 03:04 PM (n+4am)

174 Ronald Reagan was a non-lawyer, I am pretty certain. JFK?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023


***
Darned if I know how I could have forgotten Reagan!

JFK was Harvard B.A., planned to attend Yale Law, but the war intervened and he never went back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

175 164 Catholics will be forced to make Biden a Saint. Saint The Big Guy.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:03 PM (Q7M7L

That would make the whole 10% to the Big Guy thing confusing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:04 PM (Fwhqy)

176 The perp walk is the whole point of this exercise.
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria! at March 21, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (kGtj5)

Yes, after seven years of frustration and ruined fantasies and interrupted orgasms, they are ready to let loose

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

177 Greta Thunberg awarded honorary doctorate in theology from Helsinki University

Sure. Yeah. Makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj)

178 That would make the whole 10% to the Big Guy thing confusing.


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You would think so, but it turns out that it's not confusing for Democrats at all.

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 03:05 PM (O69GV)

179 If you haven't done so, you should read Paul Johnson's book Intellectuals. Hone that entirely justified hatred for intellectuals to a razor's edge.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 03:04 PM (n+4am)
++++
Oh, I have. I particularly appreciate the title to that book. It is *not* "The Intellectuals," it is simply, "Intellectuals." He knew the score. His study was specific, his conclusions were general.

And his conclusions were correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)

180 JFK was Harvard B.A., planned to attend Yale Law, but the war intervened and he never went back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

So, a non-lawyer, but lawyer-curious.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (tkR6S)

181 Before Trump, who was the last non-lawyer President? Eisenhower?

The Bushes, Reagan, Kennedy, Carter, Johnson...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (2tUFv)

182 I don't think Jimmy Carter was a lawyer

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (Fwhqy)

183 Can't we change the name Ivy League to Manhattan Twat Summer Camp?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (fWTJL)

184 Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (KiBMU)

185 Lots of good attorneys come out of Ivy League, tho', in spite of things.
Steve Bannon is Harvard, I think. I'm a fan of John Yoo (he really lambasted AG Bragg in a recent interview). Ted Cruz is Yale, iirc.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (jTmQV)

186 Whales and dolphins to be hardest hit.

@Breaking911 · 33 seconds
BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

187
I am more interested in what a retributive Reign of Correction done by our side would look like.

Posted by: Dr. Claw

Please tell me that flamethrowers are involved. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (n+4am)

188 Carter was an Annapolis grad; no law school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

189 St. Greta The Great Who Grates

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (mR6Gs)

190 Only Nazis would try to censor Nazis!

******

When i read about this, my impression was that the nazis only acquired power because they ironically were being far too oppressed by the government, but that oppression is what solidified their base and gave them the incentive and drive to acquire absolute power as quickly as possible

makes me wonder how different history would have been had they simply been ignored

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (VTu1l)

191 184 Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 21, 2023 03:06 PM (KiBMU

Like the deformed Oracles from 300.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Fwhqy)

192 181
I think Johnson was a teacher.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (qVln6)

193 Greta Thunberg awarded honorary doctorate in theology from Helsinki University

Sure. Yeah. Makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




It makes perfect sense when you understand that global warmism is a religion.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (lTGtQ)

194 The Bushes and Johnson weren't law school grads? Huh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

195 Oh, hey, watch out for the Theocracy, you know!

Because only a theocracy is so intent on making every body think the same thing through power...

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (OaZlZ)

196 Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 21, 2
023 03:06 PM (KiBMU)

Diana Ross will be over 100 by then

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (mR6Gs)

197 186 Whales and dolphins to be hardest hit.

@Breaking911 · 33 seconds
BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

Ocean isn't going to help you dumbass. Ocean is a dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

198
@Breaking911 · 33 seconds
BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."

---

Oh good. Screw up ocean currents the same way wind farms screw up air currents in ways we don't understand and can't predict.

Yay Smart People!

Posted by: NIST- WTC7 uniform collapse was from burning office chairs, not from conspiracy theories of impacts at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (O69GV)

199 St. Greta Thunberg awarded honorary doctorate in theology from Helsinki University

************

Helsinki? Isn't that a beer company?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (VTu1l)

200 The Bushes, Reagan, Kennedy, Carter, Johnson...

The D's tend to run lawyers for President, and the R's tend to run non-lawyers for President.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (2tUFv)

201 If there's a USA, which looks doubtful.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (KiBMU)

202 TREASURY SEC. YELLEN: The economy is doing "very well."

*Bowing* Thank you Mr. Grace.

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe, Captain Peacock, et. al. at March 21, 2023 03:08 PM (sUG5Q)

203

This should be really good for white guys in a few years.

I'm sure this won't have any impact on science and tech. And life.

Nah, just look around. It's the inevitable progress of man. Back to the stone age.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (UCNv1)

204 BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

Giving Klimate Kultists Aero Pinochet rides to the ocean would quickly end the Klimate Krisis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (tkR6S)

205 Diana Ross will be over 100 by then

Still have a better voice than any of the pop "divas" now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (0hOvj)

206 Breaking911 · 33 seconds
BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

Holy mackerel

Posted by: 7man at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (qwO6y)

207
Greta Thunberg awarded honorary doctorate in theology from Helsinki University



Dumbass Swedes...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (n+4am)

208 133
Which one is more competent.
A Yale law grad or a Yale lock?
Posted by: YIKES! at March 21, 2023 02:58 PM (t6XCL)

It certainly isn't a Yale cock...

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (CCSxw)

209 @TheInsiderPaper · 30 minutes
JUST IN - Mark Zuckerberg and other senior leaders of Meta, are facing shareholder litigation over claims they’ve spent years ignoring “rampant” sex trafficking and child exploitation that have “flourished” on Facebook and Instagram, Bloomberg Law reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (Vwz3I)

210 187
'Please tell me that flamethrowers are involved. Lie to me if you have to.'

The wands of enlightenment? Of course they are!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (qVln6)

211 "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."

*********

bitch get the fuck outta here

Posted by: Aquaman at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (VTu1l)

212 Dumbass Swedes...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (n+4am)

Uh....

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (Y5qcH)

213 @TheInsiderPaper · 30 minutes
JUST IN - Mark Zuckerberg and other senior leaders of Meta, are facing shareholder litigation over claims they’ve spent years ignoring “rampant” sex trafficking and child exploitation that have “flourished” on Facebook and Instagram, Bloomberg Law reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (Vwz3I)
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They'll make a desultory effort to clean up the problem, ban a bunch of accounts, do stricter enforcement for 6-12 months, claim the problem is solved, avert litigation, then let off the gas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

214 Mark Zuckerberg and other senior leaders of Meta, are facing shareholder litigation

****

that's a shame

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Popcorn at March 21, 2023 03:10 PM (VTu1l)

215 G.W. Bush has an MBA for HBS. But don't worry, he was also a cheerleader as an undergrad. So that explains a lot.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 21, 2023 03:10 PM (x7plP)

216 uh,, I'm really-uh dizzy right now

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 21, 2023 02:34 PM (vwCZJ)
.........

Sorry to hear that. maybe we can get you an alphabet book with bigger letters. Keep practicing, we're rooting for you!

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

217 "The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

Yes, someone wrote that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:11 PM (Y5qcH)

218 I'd say the core problem was that the left was busy killing people in the streets, the center left was cheering on the left, the center right was busy doing...nothing...and unfortunately for Europe they didn't have an American style "far right" thanks to the Imperial alliance with the socialists...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2023 03:02 PM (lc5cP)


==========================

Hitler's party was the largest in the Reichstag, but it was still in the minority by themselves.

Other parties in the Reichstag went along with the Nazis to pass the "Enabling Acts" giving Hitler complete power and rule by decree. Sort of like the brave Republicans voting to confirm Merrick Garland and every other Democrat Fanatic.

Everything Hitler did up to then was completely legal in the eyes of; and approved by the German Political Establishment.

Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 03:11 PM (Z32m1)

219 Pretty shore Buchanan was a cocksucker

a cocksucker King

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 03:12 PM (us2H3)

220 This doesn't really matter. By the time anyone gets to a law school like Yale, they have already been irredeemably brainwashed and broken by whatever elite ultra-liberal undergrad they went to.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

221 I think Johnson was a teacher.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2023


***
According to Wiki, "For nine months, from 1928 to 1929, Johnson paused his studies to teach Mexican–American children at the segregated Welhausen School in Cotulla, some 90 miles (140 km) south of San Antonio in La Salle County. The job helped him to save money to complete his education, and he graduated in 1930 with a Bachelor of Science degree in history and his certificate of qualification as a high school teacher. He briefly taught at Pearsall High School before taking a position as teacher of public speaking at Sam Houston High School in Houston."

". . . he had attended Georgetown University Law Center for several months. Johnson later quit his Georgetown studies after the first semester in 1934."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

222 The Bushes and Johnson weren't law school grads? Huh.

Final degrees:

George H.W. Bush had a BA from Yale, George W. Bush had an MBA from Harvard, and LBJ had a degree from Southwest Texas State Teachers College.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 03:12 PM (2tUFv)

223 213 They'll make a desultory effort to clean up the problem, ban a bunch of accounts, do stricter enforcement for 6-12 months, claim the problem is solved, avert litigation, then let off the gas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)

========

"How about I invest another $10 billion in the Metaverse to fight child sex trafficking?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

224 Janet Wood >>>>> Janet Yellen

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (fs1hN)

225 well, there's two tiers right?

You can go be a lawyer in real law, or you can go be a woke magisterial class of kommisars using the yale twitter law degree?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (MLrvz)

226 Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."

*********

bitch get the fuck outta here
Posted by: Aquaman

Eat shit, asshole.

Posted by: Black Manta at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (S9ywO)

227 Everything Hitler did up to then was completely legal in the eyes of; and approved by the German Political Establishment.
Posted by: rd at March 21, 2023 03:11 PM (Z32m1)

Who thought they could control him

Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (mR6Gs)

228

Al Gore - Harvard
Willard Romney - Harvard
Jethro Bodine - Harvard Elementary

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

229 Climate Change has become Climate Crisis, seemingly overnight.

Ah the heady days of Global Warming.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 03:14 PM (dHJNf)

230 "The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

Yes, someone wrote that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:11 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
And it means exactly what you think: "we're going to destroy industry, seize your wealth, spread it around to favored recipients after taking a cut for ourselves, you will see no direct benefit but will shoulder all of the direct and indirect costs, and if you complain about it then you're an earth-hating racist."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)

231 213 @TheInsiderPaper · 30 minutes
JUST IN - Mark Zuckerberg and other senior leaders of Meta, are facing shareholder litigation over claims they’ve spent years ignoring “rampant” sex trafficking and child exploitation that have “flourished” on Facebook and Instagram, Bloomberg Law reports
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:09 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
They'll make a desultory effort to clean up the problem, ban a bunch of accounts, do stricter enforcement for 6-12 months, claim the problem is solved, avert litigation, then let off the gas.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:10 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

They will also have to pay off the claimants (read: lawyers), but otherwise yes.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

232 Southwest Texas St. U was a great party school.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (S9ywO)

233 Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA.
Posted by: Mr Gaga

https://tinyurl.com/3t225mbp

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (9e/0I)

234 Lots of good attorneys come out of Ivy League, tho', in spite of things. Steve Bannon is Harvard, I think. I'm a fan of John Yoo (he really lambasted AG Bragg in a recent interview). Ted Cruz is Yale, iirc.

Notice that you are talking about older folks who went to a different Yale for all practical purposes. And they aren't really involbed in nuts-and-bolts practice of law either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

235 Law school doesn't concern me as much as how many presidents are ivy leaguers, all part of the same club. Even Trump went to an Ivy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)

236 Janet Wood >>>>> Janet Yellen
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023


***
Lana Wood >>> Natalie Wood (though not by much) >>>> Janet Wood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)

237 Speaking of crazy chicks (complete with crazy chick pic).

https://bit.ly/408r7vQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

238 "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."
.......

Oh gud. We getting climut crysis today in CA. BRRR Hurry Puhleez gubmint save us from it!

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

239 227 Posted by: JoeF. at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (mR6Gs)

and saw him as a useful hedge against the actual communists who were in the middle of a voluntary famine in Russia....

there were not a lot of good answers there, and take a hard look at Weimar we are if anything more morally debauched at this point.

Posted by: sven at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (Lzpvj)

240 "The prize and crown jewel is going to be the mug shot."

Ronnie Earle got a look at that smiling Tom Delay and cratered, then Rosemary Lehmberg didn't fare nearly as well going after Rick Perry either. Fun times


Posted by: DanMan at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (DB6tu)

241 So now do we have to pay off the local cops everytime i get pulled over?
Like Mexico.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (Q7M7L)

242
Yale's farcical curriculum demonstrates that law schools have always been useless in training lawyers.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (GD2xa)

243 Tomorrows judges, including the Supreme Court! Of course, this is all very unsettling. These are deranged young people. And they will be deranged young people entering into the highest levels of gov't positions. Kinda like we have now, but I expect much worse.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (sVtYq)

244 BIDEN: "Today, we're releasing the first ever United States Ocean Climate Action Plan to harness the tremendous power of the ocean to help in our fight against the climate crisis."
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (Vwz3I)

Ocean's dying, plankton's dying... it's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Posted by: Detective Thorn at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (OgB1i)

245 {229} Climate Change has become Climate Crisis, seemingly overnight.

Ah the heady days of Global Warming.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2023 03:14 PM (dHJNf)


First time?

Posted by: 1970's impending "Ice Age" scare at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (nRMeC)

246 I cannot watch Janet Yellen talk. Her voice is irritating and condecending. Plus, her stupid hair style and take 5 hours to say 10 words. Then her words make no sense and condrict each other within 1 one minute span.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 21, 2023 03:17 PM (/Qz4j)

247 Related:


tinyurl.com/ymz99evw

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 21, 2023 03:17 PM (ISx7r)

248 When i read about this, my impression was that the nazis only acquired power because they ironically were being far too oppressed by the government, but that oppression is what solidified their base and gave them the incentive and drive to acquire absolute power as quickly as possible

makes me wonder how different history would have been had they simply been ignored
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (VTu1l)

He nazis came to power riding on the back of the world-wide financial depression. And also the death of Hindenburg.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 03:17 PM (BdMk6)

249 233 Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


baby love

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (us2H3)

250 If I see a Poison Ivy League university or any leftist university for that matter on a resume it goes right in the shit can.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (DMyTF)

251 LBJ taught school in a town south of San Antonio in 1928-29? Imagine the hell on earth that would have been before air-conditioning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (J2vNu)

252 This blonde in a dress is smiling because she didn't go to Yale Law and therefore remembers that not everything is activism, not everything is a nightmare of oppression directed squarely at her personally, and it's okay to be happy sometimes:
https://is.gd/xUCHQE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)

253 Speaking of crazy chicks (complete with crazy chick pic).

You don't go out of the house with a pistol like that if you don't plan on using it. This woman just wanted an excuse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)

254 The problem with this is that these lawyers will then golf with politicians and attain the title 'judge'.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (l7Kbv)

255 "The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

Yes, someone wrote that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Sure it wasn't ChatGPT?

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (OUMaO)

256 IIRC part of the attack against Sarah Pailin was that she was not attend an Ivy League school.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (eGTCV)

257 "The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

Yes, someone wrote that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
........

Dey sounds smaht.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

258 Once upon a time you didn't need to go to law school. You could apprentice with an attorney and/or just read until you applied for the bar exam.
Maybe that is still possible, I dunno.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, geeking out at March 21, 2023 03:19 PM (jTmQV)

259 Mr Gaga: "Try to imagine the Supremes in 2060 if there's still a USA."

I don't see no problem heah.

Posted by: Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW at March 21, 2023 03:19 PM (aXxgO)

260 "training academies not so much for Effective and Competent Lawyers, but instead for Militant Transformational Radicals "

Scary part: ECL is not mutually exclusive with MTR.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:19 PM (MvF+J)

261 Meme goes literal...

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv · 4h
France is burning with protests …

This is fine 🔥🔥🔥

https://tinyurl.com/mry3n7en

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

262 IIRC part of the attack against Sarah Pailin was that she was not attend an Ivy League school.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (eGTCV)
++++
Same with Trump. He "only" had a Wharton MBA, so he wasn't an intellectual superman who went to an Ivy League law school.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

263 They're all going to be replaced by AIs in 25 years anyway. Cheaper all around and no more incoherent.

Posted by: Brother Tim sex Max Headroom for President! at March 21, 2023 03:20 PM (OUMaO)

264 In response to new information surfacing about “malfeasance” at the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s (FBI) Washington Field Office, U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz (FL-01), member of the Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government, today will introduce the “FBI Washington Field Office House Arrest Act.”

The legislation calls for the U.S. House of Representatives to halt all spending allocated towards the FBI’s new, suburban headquarters outside the District of Columbia.

Posted by: SMOD at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

265 12m band wide open to Europe. Attack the soft underbelly.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (MvF+J)

266 Once upon a time you didn't need to go to law school. You could apprentice with an attorney and/or just read until you applied for the bar exam.

What Lincoln did. And its a valid system, probably better than going to school for it. But I doubt a single law firm in the world would hire someone who did that. The degree is considered holy and irreplacable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (0hOvj)

267 This blonde in a dress ... remembers that not everything is activism, not everything is a nightmare of oppression directed squarely at her personally, and it's okay to be happy sometimes:
https://is.gd/xUCHQE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (t0OGg)
---
So....racist?

Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (OaZlZ)

268 The Ivy League needs to be closed down.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (ohFNB)

269 The legislation calls for the U.S. House of Representatives to halt all spending allocated towards the FBI’s new, suburban headquarters outside the District of Columbia.
Posted by: SMOD at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (RHGPo)
++++
:: yawn ::

Try halting all spending allocated to the FBI.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (t0OGg)

270 So....racist?
Posted by: Axeman at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (OaZlZ)
++++
Totally.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)

271 Which state has the easiest bar exam? Is it multiple choice?

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:22 PM (MvF+J)

272 there were not a lot of good answers there, and take a hard look at Weimar we are if anything more morally debauched at this point.
Posted by: sven at March 21, 2023 03:16 PM (Lzpvj)

Watch the series Babylon Berlin. A very good depiction of the immediate times before Hitler.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 03:22 PM (BdMk6)

273 The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

***************

I lost several IQ points reading this

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Popcorn at March 21, 2023 03:22 PM (VTu1l)

274 Once upon a time you didn't need to go to law school. You could apprentice with an attorney and/or just read until you applied for the bar exam.
Maybe that is still possible, I dunno.

Posted by: gourmand du jour



That is what Lincoln did.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)

275 So, John Cornyn compared Sean Davis, Federalist CEO, to Neville Chamberlin for not wanting to continue American involvement in Ukraine.

Because everyone is Hitler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

276 When I was in law school I went to mute court, but they let me talk anyway.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

277 The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

***************

I lost several IQ points reading this

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Yeah, you need a thick pair of wading boots to slosh through that pile of s***.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (sVtYq)

278 >>265 12m band wide open to Europe. Attack the soft underbelly.
Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination

Getting on 12m right now using QRP CW from the left coast. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (DMyTF)

279 275 So, John Cornyn compared Sean Davis, Federalist CEO, to Neville Chamberlin for not wanting to continue American involvement in Ukraine.

Because everyone is Hitler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

And every FP situation is Munich 1938 and every current war is WWII.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

280 Hasn't Yale Law been pushing the "living constitution" activist position for decades now? That concept is antithetical to the western tradition of law. The kids are just continuing the tradition by being slightly less palatable activist hacks.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (V1QHJ)

281 Alvin Bragg. Harvard Law School.

I had to work reasonably closely with two graduates of Harvard Law School.

I was pretty certain that both of them were psychopaths.

I never worked with anyone else who I thought was a psychopath.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 21, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

When I was in college, we were in the College Bowl competition nationals which were in Atlanta. We drove down in a rented car as a group from St. Louis. The Harvard team went down in 4 cars since they couldn't stand each other. One of our team members had known two or three of them in HS.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

282 "Watch the series Babylon Berlin. A very good depiction of the immediate times before Hitler."

Loved it!

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)

283 The Ivy League needs to be closed down.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (ohFNB

Burned to the ground with the faculty chained to the floor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 21, 2023 03:25 PM (S9ywO)

284 >>275 So, John Cornyn compared Sean Davis, Federalist CEO, to Neville Chamberlin for not wanting to continue American involvement in Ukraine.

Because everyone is Hitler.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch

and he's getting a high colonic by the twatters for being, well, an asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:25 PM (DMyTF)

285 I liken John Cornyn to Vidkun Quisling so we are even.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

286 266 Once upon a time you didn't need to go to law school. You could apprentice with an attorney and/or just read until you applied for the bar exam.

What Lincoln did. And its a valid system, probably better than going to school for it. But I doubt a single law firm in the world would hire someone who did that. The degree is considered holy and irreplacable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:21 PM (0hOvj)
____________________

The law firm couldn't hire someone like that even if they wanted to. The state bar exams control who can be a member of the bar. Without such membership, you cannot practice law. All states require graduation from an accredited law school to be eligible for bar membership. "All" might not be correct, as their may be some small states like VT that allow apprenticeships to suffice instead. But that is the tiny, negligible exception to the rule.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

287 And every FP situation is Munich 1938 and every current war is WWII.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 03:24 PM (Rl7KJ)

At least we have the 'not being at all prepared' part of the WWII scheme down pat. The arsenal of democracy part needs work with out industry being crap.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 21, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

288 The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

***************

I lost several IQ points reading this
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld Eating Popcorn
.........

It made more sense in the original Esperanto.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

289 Re Cornyn: Texas can do much better.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:26 PM (DMyTF)

290 Didn't Yale also grad-gee-ate Sheila Jackson Halfwit?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (sVtYq)

291 > So, John Cornyn compared Sean Davis, Federalist CEO, to Neville Chamberlin for not wanting to continue American involvement in Ukraine.

The entire public facing case for our involvement in Ukraine is that Russia will march across Europe if we don't fight Russia in Ukraine. None of the people asserting that position have actually tried to make a case for it. What's Russia's capacity to fight a multi-front war? What's their military readiness? How are their finances?

IOW, is it even possible for Russia to make an attempt?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (V1QHJ)

292 What about the Swedish guy who spent four years in yale?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

293 I see that there have been protests across the country today in front of four large banks including JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America. for their continued financing of oil and gas drilling.Protesters included older adults who are sitting in rocking chairs who have been told they have been alive during the time where 88% of the increase in carbon dioxide emissions have occurred and owe now supporting elimination of fossil fuels. Story at Washington Post.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (0Jx0i)

294 Should Poland conquer Germany first, and then Russia? Or vice versa?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

295 I've been annoyed lately by a YouTube ad claiming we're in a climate crisis.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:28 PM (eGTCV)

296 I see that there have been protests across the country today in front of four large banks including JP Morgan Chase, Bank of America. for their continued financing of oil and gas drilling.Protesters included older adults who are sitting in rocking chairs who have been told they have been alive during the time where 88% of the increase in carbon dioxide emissions have occurred and owe now supporting elimination of fossil fuels. Story at Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (0Jx0i)
++++
1-800-MOB-RENT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

297 "Because everyone is Hitler."

Putin might be Hitler, but USA2023 is definitely not USA1940. Next WW won't go good for us. And Eur2023 isn't worth fighting for anyway.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

298 The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure."

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This says literally nothing. Imagine having to wordsmith a statement that fulfills all of the woke and socialist phrases into a statement that communicates absolutely nothing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (lTGtQ)

299 294 Should Poland conquer Germany first, and then Russia? Or vice versa?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 03:28 PM (yQpMk)

Germany would be a much easier nut to crack. Right now Poland could march into Berlin without too much trouble.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (Rl7KJ)

300 IOW, is it even possible for Russia to make an attempt?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (V1QHJ)

They've captured some territory immediately adjacent to their own border over the course of 1 year. Clearly they could be marching in Paris any day now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (Y5qcH)

301 >>>The plan integrates environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards climate-resilient systems, resources, communities, and infrastructure.

>A couple of whacks to the back of the neck with truncheon would clear that right up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 03:30 PM (Jg7EG)

302 We're fighting the Russkis in Ukraine so we don't have to fight them in Kansas City!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 03:30 PM (FVME7)

303 So Hitler had nazis, what about Stalin. What were his guys called?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:30 PM (Q7M7L)

304 This place is a laff riot. Wharton is the original Ivy League business school. It has ivy on its ivy.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (oRpiG)
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It doesn't count. It's just a business school, and it's just an MBA. It isn't a proper intellectual degree from the "real" side of the academy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:30 PM (t0OGg)

305 Re. Philly rioters court settlement...

Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 @MrAndyNgo · 3h
In case you were wondering how far-left extremists get paid to riot, this is one of the ways. Networks of far-left legal groups file frivolous lawsuits to get easy cash settlements from Democrat cities. The money is used to fund & support their operations to keep the racket going. The other goal is to punish police departments for trying to stop left-wing riots. In some cities, like Portland & Seattle, police just stopped responding to BLM-Antifa rioting altogether.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:30 PM (Vwz3I)

306 This says literally nothing. Imagine having to wordsmith a statement that fulfills all of the woke and socialist phrases into a statement that communicates absolutely nothing.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (lTGtQ)

I skimmed the report. It's 100+ pages of the same. 100's of people worked on it and it accomplished nothing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (Y5qcH)

307 IOW, is it even possible for Russia to make an attempt?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 21, 2023 03:27 PM (V1QHJ)

They've captured some territory immediately adjacent to their own border over the course of 1 year. Clearly they could be marching in Paris any day now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:29 PM (Y5qcH)



Territory where more than half the population supports the capture. France trembles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

308 Maj. Healey: "Re Cornyn: Texas can do much better."

I gave up thinking that about two terms ago. One of the safest seats in the GOP and he's pretty close to the RINO wing and hovering near the top in leadership. I can't remember the last time he moved the ball - much less commandeered it - for the conservatives.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (aXxgO)

309 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 03:07 PM (VTu1l)

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 03:17 PM (BdMk6)
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Apart from the depression point, this is not true. The Nazis first gained traction because of the Versailles Treaty, but came to prominence because of communist agitation. Few people now know that the communists had already seized in Berlin and Munich in 1919, and were bidding fair to do so again ca. 1930, with street riots and attacks on all the other political parties. People needed only to look eastward to see what a communist takeover would be like, and the Nazis were the only party who could fight the KPD in the streets (the original purpose of the SA). So the choices were the Reds, or the Nazis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

310 seized power

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

311 Al Gore - Harvard
Willard Romney - Harvard
Jethro Bodine - Harvard Elementary
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 03:13 PM (Jg7EG)

but where did Dick Trickle go?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (nXhwP)

312 what about Stalin. What were his guys called?

Posted by: humphreyrobot


Ivan

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (lTGtQ)

313 Soldiers from New Mexico suffered disproportionate losses in the Bataan Death March. That sacrifice is still being honored.

https://tinyurl.com/4mt72p9h

Posted by: Lost in Space at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (9e/0I)

314 LBJ taught school in a town south of San Antonio in 1928-29? Imagine the hell on earth that would have been before air-conditioning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:18 PM (J2vNu)

We didn't have AC in the K12 schools I attended. We went to class, studied and graduated. No big deal.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 03:32 PM (BdMk6)

315 "what about Stalin. What were his guys called?"

Reds. Comrades. Frozen.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:33 PM (MvF+J)

316 My community was pretty climate resilient until trees started falling on houses.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

317 Should Poland conquer Germany first, and then Russia? Or vice versa?
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Revenge is a dish best served 300-years cold.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:33 PM (Vwz3I)

318 Europe is dead to me. Did you hear me. Dead.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:33 PM (Q7M7L)

319 It's funny that NYC has thousands of cocksucking NYPD and Feds swarming the streets today because Trump. During the 2020 riots you couldn't find one of them that weren't looking the other way and playing pocket pool with themselves.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:34 PM (DMyTF)

320 but where did Dick Trickle go?
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to the restroom, hopefully

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 21, 2023 03:34 PM (fs1hN)

321 Stalin was a journalist

Posted by: x at March 21, 2023 03:34 PM (ZBPE2)

322 The closest thing to a Nazi rally was Joe's Red Speech.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

323 Obama was the president of the Harvard law review, not the editor. The editor is the person who decides what gets assigned and who gets published. The president does political crap and gets the kegs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2023 03:35 PM (dl6++)

324 Missed the movie thread, but we are talking about blood-suckers, so . . .

"Renfield director Chris McKay reveals that the Nicolas Cage horror-comedy is actually a surprise sequel to 1931’s Dracula starring Bela Lugosi."

https://tinyurl.com/Cage-Renfield

Posted by: Sharkman at March 21, 2023 03:36 PM (f9n7F)

325 US Military JAG Corps, where they can second guess the soldiers in the field and deny artillery and air fire support. The JAG also draw up the Rules of Engagement for soldiers in the field, then prosecute them for violating them by surviving.
Posted by: rd

The US Army, etc (all US military) will (or already have) political "commissars" for controlling troop actions and guaranteeing political compliance. And yes, these are the JAG officers...now.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

326 Elite law schools have become training academies not so much for effective and competent lawyers, but instead for militant transformational radicals with a law degree.
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Your semi-regular reminder that the bloodthirsty, proto-communist Reign of Terror was led by 1, journalists, and 2, lawyers.


*********

Noted philosopher and pencil necked scholar David Hogg stumbled upon this truth nugget when replying to a query about what he was going to study in college. "I want to be a journalist so that I can change the world."

Unfortunately, many of his compatriots do not share his impressive capacity for not following through on such a threat and will fulfill his mission.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (ykeLU)

327 "Stalin was a journalist"

He wore a lot of hats.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (MvF+J)

328 If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (Fwhqy)

329 We're fighting the Russkis in Ukraine so we don't have to fight them in Kansas City!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Kansas City? HA HA you keep it.

Posted by: Vlad Pooty at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

330 318 Europe is dead to me. Did you hear me. Dead.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:33 PM (Q7M7L)

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"Save us you uncultured swine that don't even have single payer healthcare."
-Europe, spitting in your face

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

331 They've captured some territory immediately adjacent to their own border over the course of 1 year.

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Old and busted: Blitzkrieg

New and cool: Halfwitskrieg

Invading Georgia: Gritskrieg

Invading NYC: Ritzkriev

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (FVME7)

332 Speaking of Jags-

Al Franken hosts the Daily Show and Lindsey Graham is the first guest…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sTZrgkQx4E

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (DMyTF)

333 He wore a lot of hats.
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A white hat??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (Vwz3I)

334
Noted philosopher and pencil necked scholar David Hogg stumbled upon this truth nugget when replying to a query about what he was going to study in college. "I want to be a journalist so that I can change the world."


Taking a wild guess, I'd say Hitler wanted to change the world.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (eGTCV)

335 328 If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (Fwhqy)

========

"Misunderstood."
-Matthew Yglesias

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:38 PM (LvTSG)

336 Markets rally on news no DJT indictment today. /sarc

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (MvF+J)

337 Mussolini was a journalist.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (ohFNB)

338 313 Soldiers from New Mexico suffered disproportionate losses in the Bataan Death March. That sacrifice is still being honored.

https://tinyurl.com/4mt72p9h
Posted by: Lost in Space at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (9e/0I)
________________

In the Philippines, it's a thing to walk the entire length of the march. Many try. Few finish. Even in modern walking/hiking gear, with food and water, in good health, and no Japanese abusing you, it's still a grueling trek. Imagine how the poor, hungry, beaten, and shoeless captives did it back then.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

339 328 If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (Fwhqy)

Hitler was a hero to the left, until his horrific crimes became undeniable. They still support most of his policies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (Y5qcH)

340 So, John Cornyn compared Sean Davis, Federalist CEO, to Neville Chamberlin for not wanting to continue American involvement in Ukraine.

Cornyn represents Ukraine far more than the FUSA.

Cornyn has never represented Texas, he is just for Cornyn and his globalist patrons.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (YXHzG)

341 @304 It doesn't count.

Trump does not have an MBA.
Really hitting on all six, aren't you?
J.F. Christ almighty, guys, come up for air.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (jYCXf)

342 If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


He's dead, Jim.

And despite how bad Hitler was, he did, after all, kill Hitler.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (vcOmj)

343 339 328 If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 21, 2023 03:37 PM (Fwhqy)

Hitler was a hero to the left, until his horrific crimes became undeniable. They still support most of his policies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:39 PM (Y5qcH)

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No, it was when he opened up the Eastern Front against the USSR that the left turned on him. It had nothing to do with gassing Jews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

344 Within a couple of years people will realize these privileged but ignorant Yale Law graduates don't actually know anything about the law, and that will be a wrap for Yale Law.

I mean, for Yale Twitter Prep.

Nope. People said the same thing about the workplace: "These dumb kids har har wait until they get into the REAL WORLD"

Yeah how did that work out?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (QRdjz)

345 Wharton is not considered a major ivy league college, so they claim that it does not count for Trump's status as being One of the Club.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)

346 Would the world have been different if that art school would have accepted Hitler?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:41 PM (eGTCV)

347 338 313 Soldiers from New Mexico suffered disproportionate losses in the Bataan Death March. That sacrifice is still being honored.
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Imma gonna guess soldiers from a dry arid environment really don't know what tropical humidity is like.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2023 03:41 PM (fWTJL)

348 >>>If everyone is literally Hitler, what is Hitler?

>A dispatch runner?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (Jg7EG)

349 The Right has absolutely nothing to counter this. The Left has complete institutional capture of all "education" in this country from pre-school to PhD. The Right pretends that "charter" schools and "voucher" systems that never go anywhere are the answer.

Posted by: Dept. of lol at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (PWI4f)

350 No, it was when he opened up the Eastern Front against the USSR that the left turned on him. It had nothing to do with gassing Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

I think they are mad because he got caught.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (Y5qcH)

351 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2023 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

The nazis had a large presence in the Bundestag prior to the depression, but never had controlling power. Only after the election during the first part of the Great Depression did they win enough seats to control a coalition. Only after death of Hindenburg and Hitler taking the position of supreme leader did the nazis gain complete control over Germany.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (BdMk6)

352 We didn't have AC in the K12 schools I attended. We went to class, studied and graduated. No big deal.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 21, 2023


***
Same here; and we didn't have an AC unit at home until I was almost 13. It was just the way it was. But it was a glory when the weather finally changed from seemingly endless, will-sapping wet heat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)

353 Would the world have been different if that art school would have accepted Hitler?

I've seen his art, he was not very good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)

354 Hitler was a Braun-noser.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (ohFNB)

355 "Would the world have been different if that art school would have accepted Hitler?"

Only if it was an Ivy League art school.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (MvF+J)

356 Rasmussen: 58% Say U.S. on the Wrong Track

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42% in on the grift.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2023 03:43 PM (FVME7)

357 353 Would the world have been different if that art school would have accepted Hitler?

I've seen his art, he was not very good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)

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He could have made a perfectly competent abstract artist. If Jackson Pollock could do it...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

358 350 No, it was when he opened up the Eastern Front against the USSR that the left turned on him. It had nothing to do with gassing Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
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His big mistake was not declaring war on Japan following Pearl Harbor. Had he done that he would have likely conquered all of Europe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2023 03:44 PM (fWTJL)

359 Was Churchill a better artist than Hitler?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 21, 2023 03:44 PM (eGTCV)

360 Yeah, health care sucks. We had to struggle to lower our standards.
But i have a car, many weapons. Just too many to list.
Also Europe, take your sucide culture and go do some folk dancing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 21, 2023 03:44 PM (Q7M7L)

361 But he could paint a whole apartment in an afternoon — two coats!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2023 03:44 PM (ohFNB)

362 "We didn't have AC in the K12 schools I attended."

Me neither. We had those old 20ft high sash windows that you had to open with a pole. And giant 18" paper shears in every room, yet we all kept our fingers somehow.

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:44 PM (MvF+J)

363 I've seen his art, he was not very good.

And yet still better in his own mediocre way than some of the modern greats we see in the morning art thread.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (ppBhU)

364 Would the world have been different if that art school would have accepted Hitler?
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I wouldn't kill Hitler, using my time machine, because I'd be scared that competent German Communists would have won instead who might have been harder to defeat.

Marx and Engels on the other hand...

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (Vwz3I)

365 Nope. People said the same thing about the workplace: "These dumb kids har har wait until they get into the REAL WORLD"

Yeah how did that work out?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (QRdjz)

Oh yeah, the "Fetch my juice box!" and "They'll get mugged by reality!" phase of denial was strong here.

Posted by: Dept. of lol at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (PWI4f)

366 The wind just blew a noisy fan off the roof of my office. Nice.

Posted by: wth at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

367 Trump does not have an MBA.

Yeah, y'all are confusing DJT with W here. Trump has a BS in Econ. It is Dubyah that has the MBA, from Harvard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

368 nood

Posted by: gp Declines 2024 Nomination at March 21, 2023 03:45 PM (MvF+J)

369 No, it was when he opened up the Eastern Front against the USSR that the left turned on him. It had nothing to do with gassing Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. The American Left was fond enough of National Socialism, but they always saw it as the weak, halfway measure that should have been proper internationalist communism. The Nazis and the Italian and Spanish fascists were getting shit done but they did it with a mongrel philosophy. The American Left was happy to support it regardless, since it even that mongrel form of socialism was better than no socialism at all.

But once he turned on the USSR, he became the primary enemy of the American Left. The mongrel species turned on the purebloods. It had to be stopped.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

370 There's a catholic law school in Michigan that is based and churned out some pretty damned good lawyers, the name escapes me though
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 21, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

Ave Maria School of Law

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 21, 2023 03:46 PM (a/dOO)

371 where I went to school, we didn't even have schools

Posted by: REDACTED at March 21, 2023 03:47 PM (us2H3)

372 Willamette University right here in Salem is a prestigious law school as well but I have my doubts how sane it is these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 21, 2023 03:48 PM (0hOvj)

373 No, it was when he opened up the Eastern Front against the USSR that the left turned on him. It had nothing to do with gassing Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 21, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
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True. By 1941 the Holocaust was in full swing. Crickets from the CPUSA, until June 22.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 21, 2023 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

374 Cornyn: Be Better, Texas. Be better.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 21, 2023 03:49 PM (44ww/)

375
1. integrate environmental justice considerations into ocean-based climate solutions to pave an equitable path towards...

2. ...??????

3. Utopia!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 21, 2023 03:50 PM (ykeLU)

376 Work in a corporate law department and hire a lot of outside lawyers--we would never hire from the ivy league and won't contract w/ any recent ivy grads in outside firms. Bunch of dummys who don't know the law, and most are so obnoxiously certain of their superiority that they antagonize everyone and make the situation worse. They wrecked their own brands.

Posted by: MikeG at March 21, 2023 03:52 PM (VsUo2)

377 You forgot #3: Teachers

Posted by: DeCogan at March 21, 2023 04:01 PM (vtKcn)

378 Good series. Next, do Education Ph.D programs and Ed.D. programs like DOCTOR Jill's. "Leadership" is code word for "leftist activism" and it's all over the programs.

Posted by: PJ at March 21, 2023 04:05 PM (G1dq6)

379 At some point this is GOOD news. Much like Jug Ears and Joe-Tato nominating affirmative action hires to SCOTUS when they can't argue their way out of a paper bag.

It will start to get dicey when this generation of activist lawyers end up replacing judges who understand the law and their activist arguments stop getting laughed out of court.

Posted by: deadrody at March 21, 2023 04:08 PM (kYmXc)

380 Well, resolved that We All Hates Kollidge. Yay us.
If Hitler had been accepted at an Ivy League art school, none of us would have realized that it was Ivy League. But we would have taken an oath never to hire a graduate of an Ivy League Art School to satisfy our insurance agency's professional art needs!

You have climbed under a rock. Come up for air.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2023 04:17 PM (jYCXf)

381 Well, resolved that We All Hates Kollidge. Yay us.


I believe the resolution is reserved for the Ivys. In this debate anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 21, 2023 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

382 еach tіme i used to read smaller posts that as well clear their motive, and that is also happening with this
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Posted by: founts at March 23, 2023 10:43 PM (KMsbj)

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