Full Bloom Cafe

Wayward bull gets tough with helicopter.

Mitt Romney, Gentleman Farmer.

So if I understand this, all I have to do to pwn humans is walk across the keyboard...

Cat threat display.

Special Ninja Cat Attack: The underpounce.

Pouncing on a -- get this -- cat.

Kid gets involved in the show.

Puppy's ears are his greatest asset, and his greatest weakness.

Puppy smiles.

Just leave me alone.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/6Le5W8AfGh
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 20, 2023

Warms my heart seeing people care for disabled animals pic.twitter.com/H6JbyPloVU
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 20, 2023

Happy smiles.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/4kUBQ5FJfr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 20, 2023

Lifeguard dog says "No one is drowning on my watch!"

Don’t go in there, you’ll drown! Don’t worry I’ll save you! 😂 pic.twitter.com/MsdqN3co1r
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 20, 2023

Spring is in the air.. 🌸 pic.twitter.com/OrccAI3tBg
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 20, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM

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1 Boom!

Posted by: Beartooth at March 20, 2023 07:45 PM (H4JoC)

2 I made it!

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

3 that's right, today is Sakura Festival in the Japans

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 07:45 PM (V13WU)

4 Little boy is cute

Posted by: Skip at March 20, 2023 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

5 >>> that's right, today is Sakura Festival in the Japans

One time I went into a Suckura Parlor in the Japans

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 20, 2023 07:46 PM (BvUNN)

6 Yorkies should be here any moment

Posted by: Beartooth at March 20, 2023 07:47 PM (H4JoC)

7 No rotor bump please...

Posted by: JEM at March 20, 2023 07:47 PM (8erNz)

8 Top 10! Back to the content.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 20, 2023 07:48 PM (gryET)

9 >>>Wayward bull gets tough with helicopter.

Forget that helicopter and get busy with my wife!

Posted by: David French at March 20, 2023 07:48 PM (xPl2J)

10 those poor animals...

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 07:48 PM (V13WU)

11 Is that real?

Posted by: wth at March 20, 2023 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

12 Oh damn... Seasoning Police Season.

Posted by: Zoe Barrie at March 20, 2023 07:48 PM (3PWD4)

13 That is a crap load of pollen.

Posted by: Capitol Police at March 20, 2023 07:49 PM (ncXxy)

14 Xi and Vlad. Are they supposed to use their porn names?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 20, 2023 07:49 PM (glGDV)

15 No Springs!

Posted by: Coily the Spring Sprite at March 20, 2023 07:49 PM (iayUP)

16 >>>Forget that helicopter and get busy with my wife!

If no one has called "licking the batter off the mixing blades yet" -- DIBS!

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at March 20, 2023 07:50 PM (BvUNN)

17 Sol Invictus!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 20, 2023 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

18 Love the Spring pic and the video.
Beautiful! 🌸🌷

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

19 >>>13 That is a crap load of pollen.

YUP

i'm pumping this up like it's a good thing but I've gotten bad allergies starting at age [redacted] so this will be another miserable 20 weeks of my life

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

20 Colts and calves, Spring is here

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 07:51 PM (odop/)

21 "Just leave me alone"

He he he

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (fUnHJ)

22 Lifeguard dog is hilarious...and takes his job seriously!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (BpYfr)

23 Sneezing's in the air....

Waay 'O sneezing's in the air....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (Q4IgG)

24 No Springs!
Posted by: Coily the Spring Sprite

Ah, c'mon, Coily, can't you give me one more chance? I didn't realize what I was asking!

Posted by: Doughy Guy who didn't like springs at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (PYJJG)

25 is it possible that if I've been out walking five or six days a week I've maybe pre-conditioned myself for the pollen onslaught? Or no, right? It all comes out at once?

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (BvUNN)

26 i'm pumping this up like it's a good thing but I've gotten bad allergies starting at age [redacted] so this will be another miserable 20 weeks of my life
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

Hear ya... I'm allergic to something in the Central valley of Calif... never had allergies anywhere else I lived... so of course, after being gone for 35 years, I moved back there...

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2023 07:53 PM (oHd/0)

27 i'm pumping this up like it's a good thing but I've gotten bad allergies starting at age [redacted] so this will be another miserable 20 weeks of my life
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:51 PM (BvUNN)

Wear a mask!

Posted by: FJB at March 20, 2023 07:53 PM (fUnHJ)

28 Good evening, horde!

It's almost Pink Tree Season in Ohio. Couple more weeks.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 20, 2023 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

29 Lil drummer boy is too cute. Reminds me of my son when he was a wee lad.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 20, 2023 07:53 PM (gryET)

30 ace, maybe a nasal spray? Flonase or something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 20, 2023 07:54 PM (fUnHJ)

31 There's one of those pink flowering trees on my path and when I walk under it I can feel the pollen.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:55 PM (BvUNN)

32 >>>ace, maybe a nasal spray? Flonase or something

i do all that, it only mitigates the allergies.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:55 PM (BvUNN)

33 i'm pumping this up like it's a good thing but I've gotten bad allergies starting at age [redacted] so this will be another miserable 20 weeks of my life
Posted by: ace

Luxury! Try living in Oklahoma where the spring weather will try to kill you with tornadoes. Plus allergens aplenty.

Posted by: Oklahoma Yorkshireman at March 20, 2023 07:56 PM (PYJJG)

34 Japan. Beautiful and hard to believe we exist in the same world.

https://youtu.be/TU4wnVrZXo4?t=20

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 20, 2023 07:56 PM (fs1hN)

35 ace, have you considered acupuncture for your allergies?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (odop/)

36 i do all that, it only mitigates the allergies.

Posted by: ace

No choice then, you're gonna have to be a bubble boy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (fUnHJ)

37 >>Don’t go in there, you’ll drown! Don’t worry I’ll sa

I think the dog is more than likely trying make sure his water supply isn't mucked up by duck sh*t rather than trying to save the lives of a couple of a**hole ducks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (up/3i)

38 Awww... all those disabled dogs.
So sweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (NpAcC)

39 >>> Japan. Beautiful and hard

i'm a fan of that video series

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (BvUNN)

40 Mitt Romney, Gentleman Assclown.

I wonder if a Mitt Romney is good eating...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 20, 2023 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

41 I drove all the snakes out of Ireland. True story, no joke. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Blarney" Biden at March 20, 2023 07:58 PM (BvUNN)

42 I never had allergies as a yoot. Now that I'm 29 I have them.
Sucks.

Posted by: Bosk at March 20, 2023 07:58 PM (ZVuYy)

43 >>>42 I never had allergies as a yoot. Now that I'm 29 I have them.
Sucks.

same. I used to laugh at the Silly Weaklings who had allergies.

Karma strikes.

Posted by: Joe at March 20, 2023 07:58 PM (BvUNN)

44 I've been down to DC's Tidal Basin when all the trees were in bloom- spectacular. All the gardens and plantings in the federal zone, around the monuments and museums, are immaculate. But the official buildings hold horrors beyond imagining.

Posted by: DB - doing the thing at March 20, 2023 08:00 PM (geLO8)

45 is it possible that if I've been out walking five or six days a week I've maybe pre-conditioned myself for the pollen onslaught? Or no, right? It all comes out at once?
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:52 PM (BvUNN)

I always suggest cetrizine and fluticasone for allergies, I also use a nasal lavage bottle though it feels like I have just bear-sprayed myself for the first couple of minutes. But, hey, drooling snot is a way of life for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 20, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

46 >ace, maybe a nasal spray? Flonase or something

i do all that, it only mitigates the allergies.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 07:55 PM (BvUNN

Have you tried Asterpro spray? It's OTC now. Non steroidal. I've used it everyday for over ten years now. I haven't had an allergy headache since which I would get frequently prior to using.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 08:01 PM (+ekwe)

47 >>>So if I understand this, all I have to do to pwn humans is walk across the keyboard...

In a reply to that one is a clip of a kitten, ineffectively, attacking a ball of yarn. Pretty funny.
https://is.gd/ZocBJE

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2023 08:01 PM (gv7Yb)

48 >>>Have you tried Asterpro spray? It's OTC now. Non steroidal. I've used it everyday for over ten years now. I haven't had an allergy headache since which I would get frequently prior to using.

lol, I had opened an allergy tracker on weather.com and the ad at the top of the page is for Asterpro. I guess I'll try it!

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 08:02 PM (BvUNN)

49
I drove all the snakes out of Ireland. True story, no joke. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe "Blarney" Biden

In your Corvette?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 20, 2023 08:02 PM (63Dwl)

50 After my sweet, little (8#), formerly-feral kitty Dorkie Dork had her right, rear leg amputated due to trauma, we tried to get her into wheel harness like those above but even the smallest was too big for her. However, she refused to let having only 1 back leg keep her from running around. Until she could no longer stand on her own, she insisted on being the dynamo we had come to know and love.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 20, 2023 08:04 PM (KAi1n)

51 Distressing lack of two-stroke motors for those disabled dogs.

Posted by: Wienerdog Winternationals! at March 20, 2023 08:04 PM (La8Fd)

52 >>>Warms my heart seeing people care for disabled animals

It's a shame they had to maim all those dogs, but the clip is totally worth it!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2023 08:05 PM (gv7Yb)

53 Somehow Indictment Tuesday just doesn't sound as good as Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 20, 2023 08:06 PM (YGElQ)

54 Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 08:02 PM (BvUNN)

So let it be said so let it be written.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 08:06 PM (+ekwe)

55 >>>Mitt Romney, Gentleman Farmer.

heh. Wasn't sure where that link would go.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 20, 2023 08:07 PM (gv7Yb)

56 When we lived in Mountain View, CA there was this park nearby... surrounded by huge pines. One day my wife and I were walking around the park and huge wind gusts came up. The yellow clouds coming out of those trees was disturbing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 08:11 PM (Q4IgG)

57

Anytime I enter try to enter a search starting with the letter J I get a prompt for joebidenissick.com.

I haven't gone to the site. Any of y'all seen it

Posted by: four seasons at March 20, 2023 08:11 PM (ichPI)

58 Meanwhile a certain Senor Montoya is telling Mandi Jung, "This word anarchism, it does not mean what you think it means."

https://tinyurl.com/mandijung

Those 1950's Cat-Eye glasses really sell how hip you are Mandi. Just like spelling your name with an I instead of a Y does. Yeah just lay off those Revolutionary Bon-bons while at it, they ain't helping.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:12 PM (ZTAGJ)

59 I have massive allergies to dogs and cats dander and oaks and other pollens. Azaleas and mango trees in bloom have it out for me.

I take two allergy shots every month and Singulair plus an antihistamine every day. When I first started the treatment I also had to take two nasal sprays daily. No longer needed.

I have multiple cats and dogs now. No problem controlling allergies. Very minor breakthroughs occasionally. Very fortunate since I do love pets and couldn't have any since I was a kid.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 20, 2023 08:12 PM (/k9DC)

60 there may be a crap load of pollen but holy fuck do I have the cold of all colds.

8 days of non stop coughing.

zyrtec works fine, some folks double their dose on bad days.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:12 PM (MLrvz)

61 and to continue the last thread, since arresting trump and our, "hello fellow republicans, let's protest together" new fedsurrection attempt is worth discussing, remember...

soros DA's are good at not doing their jobs.

doing their jobs?

not so much, misreading a law to prevent low level employees from changing records to hide their embezzlement or sick days or other malfeasance from their boss really doesn't apply to a self-run, self-owned business when the boss decides to legally pay his lawyer for whatever the lawyer charged him.

"oh, I fooled me"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:14 PM (MLrvz)

62 Evening.

Allergies?

When in doubt shove a Kleenex up your nose.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 08:15 PM (TeTpz)

63 Is Japan: Beautiful and Hard the PS4 only video game of naked Yakuza female ninjas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:16 PM (ZTAGJ)

64 i once entered my pet chicken in a competition to see which chicken could do the most unexpected thing. my chicken was voted best in the show and won the pullet surprise.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 20, 2023 08:16 PM (kFrCu)

65 a few daffodils have bloomed, but nothing else blossoming here. pretty in pink though.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 20, 2023 08:17 PM (Cus5s)

66 Ordered the Star Trek V and VI 4K slash Blu-ray combo packs.

Go me!

Posted by: Robert, Trekkie, Will Die Alone Happily Surrounded By Star Trek Blurays at March 20, 2023 08:18 PM (TeTpz)

67 fluticasone

An Italian dessert?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 20, 2023 08:18 PM (/PR9Q)

68 54 Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 08:02 PM (BvUNN)

So let it be said so let it be written.
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 08:06 PM (+ekwe)

Book, tablet, pylon, obelisk, papyrus...papyruses...all that shit.

Posted by: Rameses at March 20, 2023 08:18 PM (La8Fd)

69 Cherry tree blooms, if anyone wants to match that pink.

Posted by: MkY at March 20, 2023 08:19 PM (cPGH3)

70 it was funny, here in district one, it's been the only really warm part of the country this winter...right?

one day in late Feb, like holy fuck there's already cherry blossoms.

looks pretty, sure it's turribul on the sinusses

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:19 PM (MLrvz)

71 Use Star Trek V as a coaster for your favorite drink. Never watch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:19 PM (ZTAGJ)

72 fluticasone

An Italian dessert?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 20, 2023 08:18 PM (/PR9Q)

Sounds like something coated in layer of espresso.

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 08:19 PM (TeTpz)

73 I use to have bad allergies and sinus problems, then I got a Neti Pot that I use religiously every day.

I use distilled water, salt packets and microwave it for about 35 seconds.

I haven't had a cold, sinus problems, or Covid for the past 4 years.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 08:20 PM (NpAcC)

74 Use Star Trek V as a coaster for your favorite drink. Never watch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:19 PM (ZTAGJ)

I know it's not perfect...or good...but it does ask important questions like what does God. Need. Withastarship?!?

Posted by: Robert at March 20, 2023 08:21 PM (TeTpz)

75 redridinghood

I need to get one of those. Have a friend that swears by it.

Posted by: Bosk at March 20, 2023 08:21 PM (ZVuYy)

76 Robert, needed more "." in there for the full Kirk Effect.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:22 PM (ZTAGJ)

77 So what's the proper treatment for a new leather holster, to soften/darken it up a bit? Not a nice or fancy one, a very simple one, an M3 shoulder holster for 1911s, WWII repro.

I believe some things people often use soften the leather up too much. The inside's fine, will smoothen up over time/use, but the strap and exterior are fairly stiff.

Just a (rare) frivolous impulse buy, very inexpensive, from a site where the owner is hilarious (and he makes things to true spec, including sourcing components from actual WWII vendors when they still exist). Will wear it on range duty days just to change things up, and alarm first-time shooters.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2023 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

78 the weirdest thing right now is the wheezing of gurgling shit in my lungs.

that can't be right.

so, for me, looks like I'm double whammied cold+allergies.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:26 PM (MLrvz)

79 I haven't had nearly the problems with allergies since I moved east. At least, none of the problems with my eyes, although my sinuses are still nearly shut. I've found that a 12-hour sudafed before bed helps with that.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 20, 2023 08:26 PM (wmDcS)

80 Michael Cohen's former Legal adviser is on Tucker and spoke to the Grand Jury today.
He totally exonerates Trump and destroys Michael Cohen.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 08:27 PM (NpAcC)

81 the weirdest thing right now is the wheezing of gurgling shit in my lungs.

that can't be right.

so, for me, looks like I'm double whammied cold+allergies.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:26 PM (MLrvz)

I hated getting a cold or flu, because it seemed to exacerbate my allergies and I'd end up with six or seven weeks of post-nasal drip leaving me hacking.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 20, 2023 08:27 PM (wmDcS)

82 "my chicken was voted best in the show and won the pullet surprise.
Posted by: gnats local 678"

Thanks for that nugget!

🐔

Posted by: Coily the Spring Sprite at March 20, 2023 08:30 PM (iayUP)

83 Fiebing's glycerine saddle soap bar. Very good leather treatment/preservative.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 20, 2023 08:30 PM (NqqNb)

84 re 81: i get that once every couple of flu/cold seasons. i just keep a trash can nearby to spit in.

in other news: keith olbermann per his mother to get no pudding for a week for refusing to change his underwear until trump is in jail.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 20, 2023 08:30 PM (kFrCu)

85 I need to get one of those. Have a friend that swears by it.
Posted by: Bosk at March 20, 2023 08:21 PM (ZVuYy)
*******
Use it daily and you will see what a difference it makes.
I've made it part of my daily routine and do it in after I floss my teeth.
This way I never miss a day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 20, 2023 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

86 Michael Cohen's former Legal adviser is on Tucker and spoke to the Grand Jury today.

He totally exonerates Trump and destroys Michael Cohen.

////

ah, good ol' tucker.

again, let's be clear, cohen paid stormy. AFAIK without bothering to check with trump or even giving stormy that much of a cross examination.

"who cares, here's a couple dollars. get lost."

Cohen has no idea what election law is. Even if he did, he'd know that John Edwards pretty much blew the door open to paying whores with campaign cash, let alone personal funds, it's ok, the FEC doesn't care.

I'd be interested to see the rerun tonight.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:32 PM (MLrvz)

87 never pay a whore to stay silent; she won't

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

88 I'm a firm believer in sinus washes. I take my nettie pot and nuke the water in it for about 20 seconds. It's hot enough. Add the saline (salt) and let it sit for about half a minute or so. Do one nostril then the other. No pressure, squeeze or whatever. Just a natural flow. Nothing seems to happen for about 15 minutes and then... everything just runs out. Good for half a day or so.

I have a prescription for "Flonaze" or whatever it's called. Nasty shit. Doesn't work and causes nose bleeds.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 08:34 PM (Q4IgG)

89 again, soros da's are good at not doing their job.

doing it? not so much.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:34 PM (MLrvz)

90 At this point are we sure Bragg could indict a ham sandwich?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 20, 2023 08:34 PM (ZTAGJ)

91 lol, I have my arm and hammer saline rinse right here on my desk.

wonder if costco has a nettipot, might have to give it a whirl

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:35 PM (MLrvz)

92 re 80:
Michael Cohen's former Legal adviser is on Tucker and spoke to the Grand Jury today.
He totally exonerates Trump and destroys Michael Cohen.

how can you trust anyone who represented michael cohen? didn't robert duvall play him in the movie?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 20, 2023 08:36 PM (kFrCu)

93 Wattle they think of next?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 20, 2023 08:37 PM (Jg7EG)

94 Granny's lye soap is the best lye soap.

Posted by: Jeb at March 20, 2023 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

95 "soros da's are good at not doing their job."

For some definitions of, "Their job."

Posted by: Soros at March 20, 2023 08:37 PM (SYTee)

96 @63

>>Is Japan: Beautiful and Hard the PS4 only video game of naked Yakuza female ninjas?

If you want to see a beautiful game set in Feudal Japan, play Ghost of Tsushima.

Also another game that is outstanding and apparently being developed into a TV series is Disco Elysium.

They are probably going to screw it up, but it's something I am looking forward to.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 20, 2023 08:39 PM (up/3i)

97 87 never pay a whore to stay silent; she won't
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

you pays hos to open der mouffs

not shut dem

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 08:39 PM (us2H3)

98 Ace, video today of cherry blossoms made me think of the acid trip that Edward G Robinson took in Solvent Green.
This movie never got a breakfast cereal tie-in.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 20, 2023 08:39 PM (XvXeK)

99 Cohen has no idea what election law is. Even if he did, he'd know that John Edwards pretty much blew the door open to paying whores with campaign cash, let alone personal funds, it's ok, the FEC doesn't care.

I'd be interested to see the rerun tonight.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:32 PM (MLrvz)

Paying off nuisance lawsuits is perfectly legal... hell I"VE DONE IT. What is interesting is how Stormy suddenly disregarded the Non Disclosure Agreement that is always part of that type of 'settlement'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2023 08:41 PM (oHd/0)

100 97 87 never pay a whore to stay silent; she won't
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

you pays hos to open der mouffs

not shut dem
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 08:39 PM (us2H3)

You pay Hos to go away once you are done... almost like Alimony.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2023 08:42 PM (oHd/0)

101 It took me a moment ,but I got a good laugh at "Mitt Romney gentleman farmer". Thx ace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 20, 2023 08:43 PM (udCMm)

102 He totally exonerates Trump and destroys Michael Cohen.

///

I feel bad for Cohen, though. like everyone else in Trump's orbit, the Weissmann wrecking crew came by and gave them a line-by-line life readout and prosecuted anything they could. over prosecuted, "we're charging you with 300 years for taxi medallions since your dad didn't report a $2 tip in 1994 but we'll let you settle for 4 months if you agree that trump sold ultra nuclear secrets to russia."

I'd take that deal.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:43 PM (MLrvz)

103
You pay Hos to go away once you are done... almost like Alimony.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 20, 2023 08:42 PM (oHd/0)

ur hos must be different from most hos

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 08:44 PM (us2H3)

104 So what's the proper treatment for a new leather holster, to soften/darken it up a bit? Not a nice or fancy one, a very simple one, an M3 shoulder holster for 1911s, WWII repro.

I believe some things people often use soften the leather up too much. The inside's fine, will smoothen up over time/use, but the strap and exterior are fairly stiff.

Just a (rare) frivolous impulse buy, very inexpensive, from a site where the owner is hilarious (and he makes things to true spec, including sourcing components from actual WWII vendors when they still exist). Will wear it on range duty days just to change things up, and alarm first-time shooters.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 20, 2023 08:24 PM

I used to treat our leather gear for Civil War reenacting with Murphy's oil soap. Worked fine for me. I would not use it on expensive leather stuff, there are special (expensive) conditioning oils for that, but for cheap stuff it is OK.

Posted by: Capitol Police at March 20, 2023 08:44 PM (ncXxy)

105 Paying off nuisance lawsuits is perfectly legal... hell I"VE DONE IT. What is interesting is how Stormy suddenly disregarded the Non Disclosure Agreement that is always part of that type of 'settlement'.

/////////

yeah, of course. she did have to pay trump $300K thanks to avenatti.

she sucks but she had to do a lot of lap dances to make up for getting involved with the devil

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:45 PM (MLrvz)

106 if it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.

you don't pay for the sex, you pay for them to leave

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:45 PM (MLrvz)

107 I don't feel bad for Cohen. They did the same thing to Flynn, and yes, Flynn took the deal. But he didn't then try to make a living bashing Trump.
Fuck Cohen. I hope Bragg goes after him for perjury.

Posted by: Wally at March 20, 2023 08:46 PM (bald7)

108 87 never pay a whore to stay silent; she won't
Posted by: runner

and yet, 17 million over 20 years was paid out to probably male and female amours, with taxpayer money, and not a whisper from any of them.

Posted by: old chick at March 20, 2023 08:46 PM (sOete)

109 fishing around twatter, i see the once very lovely amanda bynes "has been placed on a psychiatric hold after she was found roaming the streets of Los Angeles naked and alone, TMZ reports.

She reportedly waved a car down and told the driver she was having a psychotic episode, then called 911 herself."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 20, 2023 08:46 PM (kFrCu)

110 At this point are we sure Bragg could indict a ham sandwich?
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Well sure, but could he indict a hot dog?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 20, 2023 08:49 PM (aBJcM)

111 106 if it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.

call me

Posted by: Greg Louganis at March 20, 2023 08:49 PM (us2H3)

112 If Amanda Bynes knew she was having a psychotic episode, was it really a psychotic episode? I mean, there's a phrase for that conundrum.

Posted by: Joseph Heller at March 20, 2023 08:50 PM (bald7)

113 yeah, of course. she did have to pay trump $300K thanks to avenatti.

she sucks but she had to do a lot of lap dances to make up for getting involved with the devil

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 08:45 PM

Notice that she quit stripping the minute that verdict was handed down? She now has ZERO income and there is no money for trump to get. She has refused to pay the judgement and said she will go to jail before trump gets a dime of that money.

Posted by: Capitol Police at March 20, 2023 08:50 PM (ncXxy)

114 and yet, 17 million over 20 years was paid out to probably male and female amours, with taxpayer money, and not a whisper from any of them.
Posted by: old chick at March 20, 2023 08:46 PM (sOete)

never trust a whore

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:53 PM (V13WU)

115 >>> I take my nettie pot and nuke the water in it for about 20 seconds. It's hot enough.

i boil it first. I'm worried that the water itself has microorgasms that could make me sick. So I boil it, let it cool, then do it.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 08:53 PM (BvUNN)

116 boiling water sure kills all that chlorine and chloride

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:54 PM (V13WU)

117 boiling water sure kills all that chlorine and chloride
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:54 PM (V13WU)

What about the fluoride?

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Fluoride In Everything at March 20, 2023 08:55 PM (TeTpz)

118 fluoride is forever there

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:57 PM (V13WU)

119 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 08:57 PM (OQM6D)

120 Woman using Nettie pot dies from brain eating amoeba.

https://youtu.be/ehqDJCIXL58

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Brain Eating Amoebas In Everything at March 20, 2023 08:58 PM (TeTpz)

121 Baaawaaaahaaaaahaaaa!
F the frogs. Le douchebags!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 20, 2023 08:58 PM (qj8+t)

122 I don't have allergies

20-20

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 08:58 PM (us2H3)

123 30 ace, maybe a nasal spray? Flonase or something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 20, 2023 07:54 PM (fUnHJ)
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Maybe a rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 20, 2023 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

124 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at March 20, 2023 08:59 PM (yUjc0)

125 never trust a whore
Posted by: runner

including the ones that hire and pay for their toys with a taxpayer slush fund.

Posted by: old chick at March 20, 2023 08:59 PM (sOete)

126 Hello Horde. Been on the road all day. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2023 08:59 PM (aBJcM)

127 Granny's lye soap is the best lye soap.
Posted by: Jeb

In song:

https://youtu.be/xr_XQjBEgzk?t=17

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:00 PM (OQM6D)

128 68
Book, tablet, pylon, obelisk, papyrus...papyruses...all that shit.

Posted by: Rameses at March 20, 2023 08:18 PM (La8Fd)
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I read that as ... platypuses ...

Posted by: Ciampino - Rameses in Ozzieland? at March 20, 2023 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

129 125 never trust a whore
Posted by: runner

that cuts out most of my friends

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 09:02 PM (us2H3)

130 Distilled water should be safe without boiling. That's what goes in the oxygenation machines,

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:02 PM (+ekwe)

131 Platypus?

When Pus Comes To Shove (full album)

https://youtu.be/7jP09gUNGCY

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Platypi In Everything at March 20, 2023 09:03 PM (TeTpz)

132 >>> I take my nettie pot and nuke the water in it for about 20 seconds. It's hot enough.

i boil it first. I'm worried that the water itself has microorgasms that could make me sick. So I boil it, let it cool, then do it.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 08:53 PM (BvUNN)

I boil mine, although not for the specified time to ensure killing all the microorganisms. But it is first Brita filtered, and then I add a drop or two of iodine, as recommend by someone here, which seems to help speed the death of any sinus infections.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 20, 2023 09:04 PM (PyOKD)

133 >>i boil it first. I'm worried that the water itself has microorgasms that could make me sick. So I boil it, let it cool, then do it.

Posted by: ace

Good idea. There have been cases of "brain eating amoeba" in Neti pots.

Posted by: Aviator at March 20, 2023 09:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

134 Distilled water is recommended for all nasal wash "stuff" for obvious reasons. Using tap water, or whatever is at your own risk. Minimal as it might be.

Or not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:05 PM (Q4IgG)

135 >>>120 Woman using Nettie pot dies from brain eating amoeba.

terrible

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 09:06 PM (BvUNN)

136 87 never pay a whore to stay silent; she won't
Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:33 PM (V13WU)

you pays hos to open der mouffs

not shut dem
Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 08:39 PM (us2H3)

In this case, an exception should be made:
https://youtu.be/BUKOpz_gvhM

Posted by: LASue at March 20, 2023 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

137 ace, maybe a nasal spray? Flonase or something

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 20, 2023 07:54 PM (fUnHJ)

NAVAGE!!!!

Posted by: Just sayin at March 20, 2023 09:06 PM (bewti)

138 120 Woman using Nettie pot dies from brain eating amoeba.

terrible

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 09:06 PM (BvUNN)

If it had been Lena Dunham, she would have survived.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2023 09:07 PM (BXxcV)

139 Ace,
If you're still here, try getting some local honey. A spoonful in a cup of tea every morning exposes you to the pollen active in your area. It really helps me with my allergies.

Don't get the honey too hot though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 09:07 PM (U2p+3)

140 >>>Distilled water should be safe without boiling. That's what goes in the oxygenation machines,

how long, though? If I buy a gallon of distilled water it lasts a while. At some point, I would think that something enters the water from the air.

Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 09:07 PM (BvUNN)

141 Alvin's gonna get him a ham sammich and some cheez puffs and purple drank, so no indictment but digestin'

Posted by: micky at March 20, 2023 09:08 PM (3byMq)

142 wait ,WAIT ! there is bad news. new epidemic. Deadly Fungus.

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 09:09 PM (V13WU)

143 I saw Deadly Fungus open up for Red Hot Chili Peppers. It was on a BBC documentary.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2023 09:10 PM (BXxcV)

144 I can't imagine what local honey from New York City tastes like. Maybe dumpster sludge?

Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 20, 2023 09:10 PM (wsHtO)

145 Without fear or favor and never at night.
Callahan's going to ask whether anybody knows if/what crime is being committed here.

Posted by: micky at March 20, 2023 09:11 PM (3byMq)

146 Is there a fungus among us?

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Deadly Fungus In Everything at March 20, 2023 09:11 PM (TeTpz)

147 Is there a fungus among us?

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Deadly Fungus In Everything at March 20, 2023 09:11 PM (TeTpz)

. . . is a fun guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 20, 2023 09:12 PM (PyOKD)

148 My 19 lb. Cat has a mesh tube and tent he can go out the doggie door into. When a stray cat came into hIs backyard somehow he clawed his way out and destroyed the intruder. gees. the sound was epic. I love my cat. He's a warrior.

Posted by: Just sayin at March 20, 2023 09:13 PM (bewti)

149 Distilled water, if stored "normally" (not open to the air and used in a reasonable amount of time) will last for months, if not years.

I use an APAP machine for my sleep apnea. I have a gallon of distilled water that lasts about 2 months, or more. Never had an issue.

Plus, there is never any mold or other skank in the tubes, water reservoir or nasal pillows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:14 PM (Q4IgG)

150 . . . is a fun guy.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 20, 2023 09:12 PM (PyOKD)

iswydt

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

151 For my turrible southern allergies, I have to take a 24 hour pill (generic) and use a 24 nose spray for allergies. Plus daily 24 hour Sudafed. This is what doctors and pharmacists have told me and it works, the nose spray was a game changer on bad days. (AstePro Allergy 11 bucks on Amazon).
TTFN

Posted by: Zoe Barrie at March 20, 2023 09:14 PM (rA8NR)

152 Hear ya... I'm allergic to something in the Central valley of Calif... never had allergies anywhere else I lived... so of course, after being gone for 35 years, I moved back there...

/facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at Ma

My Buddy moved to Bakersfield and caught some nasty respiratory thing. He kept going to a doctor down in LA where is folks were and where he had lived before. Finally went to a local doc and they said it's done thing all the kids get there when they are little. Had to do with dust and the fossilized crustaceans from when it was all and inland sea.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 20, 2023 09:14 PM (JMPQm)

153 . . . is a fun guy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 20, 2023 09:12 PM (PyOKD)

Thank you.

Posted by: ... at March 20, 2023 09:14 PM (BXxcV)

154 CJ Robert's to aid Braggs -- a tax if you can collect it!

Posted by: micky at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (3byMq)

155 Candida Auris (which could be a good stripper name).

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)

156 140 >>>Distilled water should be safe without boiling. That's what goes in the oxygenation machines,

how long, though? If I buy a gallon of distilled water it lasts a while. At some point, I would think that something enters the water from the air.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 09:07 PM
Bad humours. Bloodletting. It is the only way. Perhaps trepaning.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (MF3yS)

157 116 boiling water sure kills all that chlorine and chloride

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 08:54 PM (V13WU)
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The chloride is forever.

Posted by: The Metalloids - you seen one -ide you've seen them all at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

158 how long, though? If I buy a gallon of distilled water it lasts a while. At some point, I would think that something enters the water from the air.
Posted by: ace at March 20, 2023 09:07 PM (BvUNN)

If you cap it after using what you need should not be a problem. I think there are sizes less than a gallon also. It took me a month to use a gallon in my mom's oxygen machine.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (+ekwe)

159 I have heard the local honey thing works for allergies in time.

Posted by: Local Bees Union 1802 at March 20, 2023 09:17 PM (bewti)

160 wear a mask

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 09:17 PM (us2H3)

161 local honey still 20 bucks

SAIT

Posted by: REDACTED at March 20, 2023 09:18 PM (us2H3)

162 A local hardware store, a real old school place, sells jars of honey for a local beekeeper. The flavors will vary slightly but noticeably. I was using a half spoon of sugar in my coffee and switched to an artificial sweetener. I was then having slight stomach discomfort. A few drops of honey takes the edge off the coffee just right with no more stomach trouble. I won't give the exact location of the hardware store as the FDA, EPA, and any number of fed agencies would raid him for selling honey.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:20 PM (lz5hY)

163 How does honey help with allergies?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM (wagHN)

164 Spectator UK: Why is social media pushing young women to donate our eggs?

https://tinyurl.com/3rncxney

What ha do is you suck out all the eggs with a syringe and then spread it over toast with some avocado and bits of bacon. Delish!

Posted by: Guy Who Freaks Out About Unfertilized Human Eggs In Everything at March 20, 2023 09:22 PM (TeTpz)

165 How does honey help with allergies?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM (wagHN)

Has it got some pollen in it?

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:22 PM (AwYPR)

166 Is this the nursing home bulletin board? Just kidding.

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at March 20, 2023 09:24 PM (Xrfse)

167 155 Candida Auris (which could be a good stripper name).

Posted by: runner at March 20, 2023 09:15 PM (V13WU)
----
She has a sister you know, C. albicans.

Posted by: The Metalloids -- you seen one -ide you've seen them all at March 20, 2023 09:25 PM (qfLjt)

168 163 How does honey help with allergies?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM
Jewells, it's the pollen from local plants that make you sneezle, the honey is made from that same pollen into HONEY!, local honey. I was told the birds have a part in this too, though I don't see a connection.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:26 PM (MF3yS)

169 Jewells,
It's a kind of immunotherapy. Works in a way similar to allergy shots. By exposing you to the allergen, you can build an immunity to it.

It helps me in the springtime.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 09:26 PM (U2p+3)

170 Honey can be an antibacterial but I don't know how that would help allergies.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:26 PM (+ekwe)

171 How does honey help with allergies?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM (wagHN)

Well. When the bee loves the flower very much...

Yes. Pollen transfer from flower to bee. Into the hive and thence the honey. Minute traces. In a way honey is a delightful inoculation.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 09:27 PM (anj39)

172 163 How does honey help with allergies?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM (wagHN)

if you start sneezing, I'll sit on your face

Posted by: Ms Ryder at March 20, 2023 09:27 PM (us2H3)

173 I always think it funny that some honey comes with an expiration date. Honey found in the pyramids, thousands of years old, was deemed edible.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:28 PM (lz5hY)

174 I don't think the pollen that causes allergies is the same pollen collected by bees.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:28 PM (+ekwe)

175 Jewells, it's the pollen from local plants that make you sneezle, the honey is made from that same pollen into HONEY!, local honey.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:26 PM (MF3yS)

I think the flower nectar makes the honey...the pollen is just along for the ride.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:29 PM (AwYPR)

176

You realize, of course, that they paralyzed and amputated all those dogs so they could build the carts for them and virtue signal how amazingly kind and giving they are...

Posted by: Hypnogogic Jerk at March 20, 2023 09:29 PM (6hhYd)

177 Honey is also used to treat burns. The antibacterial properties are proven helpful. We used it at our level one trauma unit here in Seattle for years. They still do.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 09:31 PM (U2p+3)

178 How does honey help with allergies?
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:21 PM (wagHN)

You squirt it up your nose and all the pollen sticks to it.

Posted by: Neti honeypot at March 20, 2023 09:31 PM (La8Fd)

179 While we're complaining like a bunch of old folks... my diverticulitis has decided it was due for a flare-up. I looked back at my medical records and I think it does this every nine months or so. I'm not dying at the moment, so I'll wait until tomorrow to hit the walk-in clinic. I just wish I could figure out what triggers it. Not a fun way to spend the evening, dealing with stomach cramps and chills.

Posted by: PabloD at March 20, 2023 09:32 PM (4xwZL)

180 I think there's something to the "local honey" thing. We get a small jar at a farmer's market here in KY in the spring.

Locally sourced. Like the hives are down the road local. Something to do with the flowers, pollination, etc. in your particular area helps with allergies local to you.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (Q4IgG)

181 a shot glass of honey and cinnamon mix-mix is good medicine.

Posted by: micky at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (3byMq)

182 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)

183 126 Hello Horde. Been on the road all day. Did I miss anything?
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2023 08:59 PM (aBJcM)

About 10 miles back you left a granny still standing by the edge of the road. Other than than that looks like a clean sweep. We'll award you 9.5 out of 10.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (uwDMo)

184 182 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)

Boo bees.

Posted by: Duh at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (La8Fd)

185 While putting more and more pressure on children, the ones that don't fit in will be pharmaceutical ly punished.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 20, 2023 09:35 PM (XvXeK)

186

Bee healthy, eat your honey!

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at March 20, 2023 09:35 PM (4NvMS)

187 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)

*shrugs*

Posted by: Nunya B. Zwaks at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM (UQUAY)

188 Jewells - I got the key chain today. Looks great!

Posted by: PabloD at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM (4xwZL)

189 Getting away from allergies and going to chronic joint pain, I've had some relief lately. I've only lived full time for 10 years "down South". Up North and back East they didn't sell BC or Goody powder. For the past week I've been using the BC stuff and it's giving some relief. Just aspirin, caffeine, and baking soda, but the mix must be right. Even getting a pretty good night's sleep if I dose with it an hour or so before hitting the rack.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM (lz5hY)

190 Not The Bees!

Posted by: Nic Cage at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM (SYTee)

191 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)

Boo bees.
Posted by: Duh at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (La8Fd)

Busy bees

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:37 PM (AwYPR)

192 Huh..the shit you learn here.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 20, 2023 09:37 PM (wagHN)

193 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes

Boo bees!!!

(Thanks for the set up)

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:37 PM (OQM6D)

194 Honey buns is a classical pet name. Not as good as Twinkle toes though.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 20, 2023 09:38 PM (XvXeK)

195 For the past week I've been using the BC stuff and it's giving some relief. Just aspirin, caffeine, and baking soda, but the mix must be right. Even getting a pretty good night's sleep if I dose with it an hour or so before hitting the rack.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM (lz5hY)

Don't snort it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:39 PM (AwYPR)

196 What's the the best type of bees?

The ones that kill those damned snakes.

Posted by: Sam L. Jackson at March 20, 2023 09:40 PM (Xrfse)

197 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)
***

Man must be like the honey bee and gather all he can.
Woman must be like blossom, with honey for just one man.
When gathering up his honey, the honey bee must be free,
But blossom must not ever go from bee to bee to bee!

Posted by: King of Siam at March 20, 2023 09:40 PM (anj39)

198 182 What's the the best type of bees?

(This is a moron question if there ever was one. )
Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (+ekwe)

Boo bees.
Posted by: Duh at March 20, 2023 09:33 PM (La8Fd)

It's an old code but it checks out.

Posted by: Lt Cdr, Star Destroyer at March 20, 2023 09:40 PM (4I/2K)

199 > What's the the best type of bees?
____________

Honey bees from a local hive. Beekeepers in your particular area can help. Not for the faint of heart tho'. Expensive, difficult to manage and prone to die offs if not "happy."

Plus you must have flowering "stuff" those bees will take to. Flowers, trees, whatever.

A friend of ours tried it. Failed miserably. Cost $$.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 20, 2023 09:42 PM (Q4IgG)

200 Evening everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2023 09:42 PM (3CCua)

201 195 Heh. Don't snort it. Evidently that's been a problem with folks doing that. All kinds of warnings on various web sites tell people you can wind up with a third nostril.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:42 PM (lz5hY)

202 Is this the Complaint Department? I'm tired and my knees hurt.

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2023 09:43 PM (pTb/Z)

203 What's the the best type of bees?

The Killer B's!

Posted by: ODolfins Fans at March 20, 2023 09:44 PM (anj39)

204 B-52s

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:45 PM (AwYPR)

205 Evening Bluebell!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 09:45 PM (anj39)

206 Howdy Diogenes! How's it going?

Posted by: bluebell at March 20, 2023 09:47 PM (pTb/Z)

207 202 Hey Bluebell. Bad knees. I feel for you. Make an aluminum foil pyramid, smear it with honey, and sprinkle some BC powder on it. Place over knees. It doesn't work but people will stay away from you and give you some peace and quiet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:49 PM (lz5hY)

208 Doing OK.
Waiting for Spring and getting impatient.
You?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 09:49 PM (anj39)

209 Boo Bees!

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 20, 2023 09:50 PM (MLrvz)

210 189 Getting away from allergies and going to chronic joint pain, I've had some relief lately. I've only lived full time for 10 years "down South". Up North and back East they didn't sell BC or Goody powder. For the past week I've been using the BC stuff and it's giving some relief. Just aspirin, caffeine, and baking soda, but the mix must be right. Even getting a pretty good night's sleep if I dose with it an hour or so before hitting the rack.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:36 PM
My older brother put 3 Goody powders together and just before he swallowed them he pulled in air to sneeze. Snorted them up his nose and went to choke-puking in the Waffle House parking lot. Blew scrambled eggs out his nose. All the other drunks gathered round to marvel at his performance. I tell ya it was a hell of a show.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:50 PM (MF3yS)

211 Would have been even funnier if based black guy would have trespassed the vax-ioneers

Posted by: micky at March 20, 2023 09:52 PM (3byMq)

212 Springtime?

I left SC to go to western NY to help a friend clean a rental.

Winter is here.

Spring is way south.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 20, 2023 09:52 PM (8aGl3)

213 Waiting for Spring and getting impatient.
You?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 09:49 PM (anj39)

Spring was 5:24 EDT....we missed it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:52 PM (AwYPR)

214 Snorted them up his nose and went to choke-puking in the Waffle House parking lot. Blew scrambled eggs out his nose. All the other drunks gathered round to marvel at his performance. I tell ya it was a hell of a show.
Posted by: Eromero

This is exactly why I go to Waffle House. They never charge for the floor show and the food is good.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 20, 2023 09:52 PM (OQM6D)

215 My older brother put 3 Goody powders together and just before he swallowed them he pulled in air to sneeze. Snorted them up his nose and went to choke-puking in the Waffle House parking lot. Blew scrambled eggs out his nose. All the other drunks gathered round to marvel at his performance. I tell ya it was a hell of a show.
Posted by: Eromero

LOL!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 20, 2023 09:53 PM (U2p+3)

216 I tell ya it was a hell of a show.

Posted by: Eromero at March 20, 2023 09:50 PM (MF3yS)

Dang, wish I'd have been there. LOL

Posted by: Javems at March 20, 2023 09:54 PM (2PLLn)

217 Spring was 5:24 EDT....we missed it.
Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 09:52 PM (AwYPR)

It's late here!
I'm getting tired of wearing long johns to play golf.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 20, 2023 09:54 PM (anj39)

218 214 Tonypete, are you in Cleveland for the wife's appointment at the Clinic?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 09:57 PM (lz5hY)

219 I left SC to go to western NY to help a friend clean a rental.

Winter is here.

Spring is way south.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
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I just moved back to SC from Wyoming. Forgot that things could be green in March. Got used to 50 shades of brown for 8 months of the year.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2023 09:58 PM (aBJcM)

220 About 10 miles back you left a granny still standing by the edge of the road. Other than than that looks like a clean sweep. We'll award you 9.5 out of 10.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
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But I got all the antifas! So what do I win?

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2023 09:59 PM (aBJcM)

221 @Ace from the bottom of my heart, thank you for the cherry blossom picture. There aren’t enough characters allowed to explain why, but it was exactly what I needed right now.

Posted by: Piper at March 20, 2023 09:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

222 I just moved back to SC from Wyoming. Forgot that things could be green in March. Got used to 50 shades of brown for 8 months of the year.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 20, 2023 09:58 PM (aBJcM)

Supposed to be about 30 degrees warmer by Friday.

Posted by: BignJames at March 20, 2023 10:00 PM (AwYPR)

223 upside down nood

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=403637

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 20, 2023 10:04 PM (3CCua)

224 The highs have been in the 50's in Houston last week and thru the weekend. Going to be in 70's tomorrow and then high 70's low 80's for next couple of weeks.

Posted by: polynikes at March 20, 2023 10:05 PM (+ekwe)

225 One of my favorite movies is on, Judgement at Nuremberg. Spencer Tracy was only 61 at the time of filming, showing what a steady intake of Jameson's does to the aging process.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 20, 2023 10:05 PM (lz5hY)

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