It Is Well That The ONT Is So Terrible, Or We Should Grow Too Fond Of It

Hello everybody! Welcome to Friday Meme Madness: St. Paddy's Day edition!

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Fido Friday: Hooman to the rescue!


The flag of Ronan O'Gadsen

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Yes

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I don't know what this is from, but I like the ambiance


How's that slippery slope going for ya?

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Texas is real, ya Ding Dong

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Oddly satisfying


What a deal. You can bury 15 people in one of these

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A guide to the US military

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A fool and his vehicle are soon parted

Yes, it's amazing that he walked away from that. 3 people on the train were killed, however. The driver was sentenced to 8 1/2 years in prison.

Musical interlude: St Paddy's Day

Especially if you're celebrating at an authentic Irish pub. Like Bennigan's.

Tonight's poll

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Every parent has done this


Heroes come in all sizes and ages

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The WBC gave him an honorary belt, and named a new weight class, "bridgerweight", after him. It sits between cruiserweight and heavyweight, for boxers weighing 200-224lbs. The current bridgerweight champion is Oscar Rivas.

Wholesome content

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Taking the piss out of the hustle bros


Gen Z is brilliant

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So, how screwed would you be?

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Bad idea to take your car to wizard motors for repair


Look at this bitch. Over here talking shit about Greg

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by dinner and a show:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Take that you firsters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

2 Well done Commissar!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 10:01 PM (cnXHa)

3 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:02 PM (qoGsy)

4 Congrats to Hrothgar!

Posted by: Theodore at March 17, 2023 10:03 PM (pGonq)

5 I've had enough of this shit.

Posted by: Elagabalus at March 17, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

6 Wow, turn the spicket off.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 10:03 PM (MF3yS)

7 #metoo

Posted by: Caligula at March 17, 2023 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)

8 Where was the dog rescue?

Posted by: Theodore at March 17, 2023 10:06 PM (pGonq)

9 So today I went to Duane Reade (like a Rite-Aid or a Walgreen's) to pick up some toothbrushes. Well, waddaya know? Those suckers were under lock and key. So was most of the packaged candy. These woke 'can't prosecute these types of crimes (shoplifting) due to systemic racism' DAs are fucking insane. It would be cheaper for the store to just unlock everything, but frisk everyone leaving the store.

What a world. Thanks, FJB!

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:06 PM (emlEe)

10 *looks at shoplifting Airman without a nametape or patches*

*gives hardest headslap possible*

YOU'RE SCREWING UP THE BX FOR EVERYONE ELSE, ASSHOLE!

Posted by: pookysgirl was a SSgt wife once at March 17, 2023 10:07 PM (dtlDP)

11 So today I went to Duane Reade (like a Rite-Aid or a Walgreen's) to pick up some toothbrushes. Well, waddaya know? Those suckers were under lock and key. So was most of the packaged candy. These woke 'can't prosecute these types of crimes (shoplifting) due to systemic racism' DAs are fucking insane. It would be cheaper for the store to just unlock everything, but frisk everyone leaving the store.

What a world. Thanks, FJB!
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:06 PM (emlEe)
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Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:07 PM (BpYfr)

12 Good evening!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 10:08 PM (wagHN)

13 The Fauchard. That is my midieval polearm of choice.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 10:08 PM (3CCua)

14 Halberd > Fauchard

CHANGE MY MIND

Posted by: The Swiss Guards at March 17, 2023 10:10 PM (Qzn2/)

15 Napping?

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 17, 2023 10:10 PM (glGDV)

16 If you play the wizard motors video and the squirrel one at the same time you get an interesting orchestral symphony

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 10:10 PM (fUnHJ)

17 The forest bill is the superior polearm.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2023 10:11 PM (lkI+W)

18 That little boy who saved his sister is a man. I hope he grows up to be a plumber or electrician or something like that and a college doesn't get a chance to screw him up.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2023 10:12 PM (dTFZY)

19 I want the spetum coz if someone asks "what did you do?"
I'll say, I just spetum on him

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 10:12 PM (fUnHJ)

20 Where was the dog rescue?
Posted by: Theodore

Still 2nd from the top, is it different for you?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (cnXHa)

21 Well done Hrothgar. I lingered over all the content.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (3cGpq)

22 I assume that 90% of the men who froze time would make a visit to the women's locker room. There was a movie with a similar concept about 20 years ago, in which a guy in a grocery store stops time and walks around disrobing the patrons.

No, it's not on XHamster.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (eOEVl)

23 Midieval?

They misspelled Medieval

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (krXJX)

24 Pardon my Bardiche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (Qzn2/)

25 Giaive

Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (SYTee)

26 18 That little boy who saved his sister is a man. I hope he grows up to be a plumber or electrician or something like that and a college doesn't get a chance to screw him up.
Posted by: huerfano


Yep. What the WBO did was pretty cool too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (fWTJL)

27 The damn monocle an top hat get me every time

Posted by: 496 at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (L38S2)

28 Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

America has triumphed over the concept of personal honor as a virtue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

29 The pole axe seems to be a poor design. The pointy bit at the end is short and can only go a little way in before it is blocked by the other lateral blades.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2023 10:15 PM (eOEVl)

30 It is true that I am very glad I'm no longer in the dating scene. The rules, such as they are, are bizarre.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2023 10:16 PM (eOEVl)

31 They misspelled Medieval
Posted by: Anna Puma

Obviously you are wromg as I am sure they are all kolledge gruduates!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

32 Third! Well, coulda been, had I not enjoyed the WD ONT

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2023 10:16 PM (CaJIi)

33 I was hoping we'd have a little Irish music from say The Proclaimers or maybe The Dubliners, but whatevz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 10:17 PM (Qzn2/)

34 Good evening all!
Living in a country under Divine Judgment is not fun. Prayers for us all.

Posted by: Jmel at March 17, 2023 10:17 PM (bVhJi)

35 Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:07 PM (BpYfr)

Everything old is new again.

But just think of the 'jobs created' which this Administration will surely claim.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:17 PM (emlEe)

36 My grandkids have me a t-shirt that says: PawPaw - The Man, the Myth, the Legend! I love it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2023 10:18 PM (7/usT)

37 Well done Hrothgar. I lingered over all the content.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (3cGpq)

Single minded focus, after all, you are NOT a newbie!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

38 Bless you WD for telling us which train accident that was.

Also, I think the video is speeded up.

Also, in the 60s Japan taught the world the three rules of HSR
1. NO GRADE LEVEL CROSSINGS
2. Dedicated lines. No freight or other traffic on HSR lines.
3. Multiple unit drive. No engines

And here we are 60 years later and the world refuses to learn.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 10:18 PM (dqfDL)

39 Polearms?

Naginata. First you cripple the horse and then turn the samurai into a pinata.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:18 PM (krXJX)

40 Where was the dog rescue?
Posted by: Theodore

Still 2nd from the top, is it different for you?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (cnXHa)


Gawd I love this place.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:19 PM (anj39)

41 Where was the dog rescue?
Posted by: Theodore

It looks like in a Spanish-speaking country.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2023 10:19 PM (CaJIi)

42 I was going to buy a new electric toothbrush a month ago. Locked. I'm like, okay, guess I do that online later cuz I don't want to wait for an associate to be able to come over and unlock for me. Just as well, I later realized P&G bought oral-B. Now I'm trying to nurse my ancient brush along as long as possible cuz I'd recently bought new heads and then I'll get some other brand.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2023 10:19 PM (3cGpq)

43 Fauchard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:20 PM (G/v5P)

44 Good evening all!
Living in a country under Divine Judgment is not fun. Prayers for us all.

Posted by: Jmel at March 17, 2023 10:17 PM (bVhJi)

The Dropkick Murphys.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:20 PM (emlEe)

45 A man in the second line of a shield wall can use a halberd or a pole axe to pull down the shield of a man in the enemy shield wall and that allows someone in your line to stab him in the face or neck. I have read all the Uhtred books. They are gory but good.

Posted by: huerfano at March 17, 2023 10:20 PM (dTFZY)

46 39 Polearms?

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They're no substitute for the real thing.

*sob*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)

47 How can that squirrel afford a front row seat?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2023 10:21 PM (i+mOk)

48 I watch this show about "real crime."

The perps are pretty much as you would expect.

Yet, I mean every stock footage clip preceding shows a certain hue. Pale just to say.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: JmT at March 17, 2023 10:21 PM (9SvGI)

49 Every single one of those medieval polearms was featured in Diablo 2.

Who says video games don't teach you anything?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:21 PM (iKBwy)

50 From the previous thread:

they hate you more. remember that. the left has limitless hate.

you have forgiveness in your heart, they have none.

Posted by: sockamster


Reason I like Franco even though my grandparents leaned left. They learned their lesson under a communist dictator and admitted they were wrong.

I know kind souls wonder how I could like Francisco Franco. Let me tell you this that's the kind of man we need today. Actually the kind we needed yesterday.

It's us or them. No in between.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 10:18 PM (fIcRf)

Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (fIcRf)

51 Evenin' Horde, from Dublin, Virginia.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (f7sKP)

52 43 Fauchard.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:20 PM (G/v5P)

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Loved him in Henry IV.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)

53 Dr John Campbell has a clip:

https://tinyurl.com/mvye58vb

Love all the bureaucrats walking out on the speaker...I guess that means they can claim ignorance and avoid responsibility for the damage and injury done by the UK mandated clot shot.

By the way, "Dinner and a Show" was great!

Posted by: Ju at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (aTmM/)

54 I don't know what this is from, but I like the ambiance

Found it. Elliot Moss - Slip

https://youtu.be/yb2n43yyThk

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (CaJIi)

55 The forest bill is the superior polearm.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 17, 2023 10:11 PM (lkI+W)

I want a polearm with a hollow handle, containing a few grams of gunpowder, and a lead slug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:23 PM (tkR6S)

56 That squirrel chewing on his acorn and listening to a guy playing his sax maybe the best thing I've seen in a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2023 10:23 PM (ZLI7S)

57 Evenin' Horde, from Dublin, Virginia.
Posted by: screaming in digital

sid:
Perfect location for St Paddy's Day!
May your safe travels continue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

58 Evenin' Horde, from Dublin, Virginia.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (f7sKP)

You're out in the sticks!

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (emlEe)

59 Holy Cow Weird Dave! This is a stupendous ONT!!!


And the yard edging is my love language.

Posted by: Moki at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (JrN/x)

60 I want a polearm with a hollow handle, containing a few grams of gunpowder, and a lead slug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:23 PM (tkR6S)
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Hmmm....Does a bayonet attached to a musket qualify as a polearm?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (BpYfr)

61 Dang.
Some bitchin' stabby stabby pokie shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (anj39)

62 Well there is always the Celtic Women

https://youtu.be/S3VaWxpi-2g

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:25 PM (krXJX)

63 Good evening, all!

I'm having a few beers and listening to Johnny Cash.

Life is good!

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:25 PM (FQWHA)

64 30 It is true that I am very glad I'm no longer in the dating scene. The rules, such as they are, are bizarre.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2023 10:16 PM (eOEVl)

They're actually quite simple at base. They boil down to: be Chad; don't not be Chad.

Posted by: Same as the workplace harassment sketch on SNL basically at March 17, 2023 10:26 PM (La8Fd)

65 "Just sound it out."

Aww. 🤗

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:27 PM (iKBwy)

66 Every single one of those medieval polearms was featured in Diablo 2.

Who says video games don't teach you anything?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:21 PM (iKBwy)
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Everything I needed to know about polearms--and quite a lot I didn't--I learned from playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.

They also had "combo" polearms like the guisarme-voulge, the glaive-guisarme, and the hook fauchard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:28 PM (BpYfr)

67 Hmmm....Does a bayonet attached to a musket qualify as a polearm?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (BpYfr)

I would say it does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (tkR6S)

68 Evenin' Horde, from Dublin, Virginia.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (f7sKP)


Heh.
Going to be visiting Blacksburg in the future.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (anj39)

69 In March Madness basketball news, #1 Purdue lost to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson less than an hour ago. It is only the second time in history that a 16 beat a 1.

I've never heard of Fairleigh Dickenson. Which makes it even better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (i+mOk)

70 65 "Just sound it out."

Aww. 🤗
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:27 PM (iKBwy)

That is a good teacher! The student actually listened to her instruction!!!

Posted by: Moki at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (JrN/x)

71 Love all the bureaucrats walking out on the speaker...I guess that means they can claim ignorance and avoid responsibility for the damage and injury done by the UK mandated clot shot.

By the way, "Dinner and a Show" was great!
Posted by: Ju at March


Campbell has been really pushing the limits of the YT censors the past few months. He has all but admitted that the vaccine was worse than the disease.

Likewise, I was surprised in the clip Ace posted earlier of Tucker hinting that the election was rigged. That is a big walkback for him, although it was not absolute.

All I want to say is: welcome to reality, bub.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (dqfDL)

72 Midieval?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:14 PM (krXJX)

But it sounds good.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (Angsy)

73 Speaking of polearms, a hilarious take on the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch:

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (BpYfr)

74 Weird Dave has got the weirdest sense of humor.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 17, 2023 10:30 PM (76Foq)

75 Good evening!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 10:08 PM (wagHN)

Hope you had a picture perfect day!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:30 PM (Angsy)

76 "Fairleigh Dickenson," has some serious limerick potential.

Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2023 10:30 PM (SYTee)

77 You're out in the sticks!
Posted by: RickZ
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Well there is a Waffle House at this exit... that's civilized enough for me

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (f7sKP)

78 Haven't been following the NCAA Tourney that closely but saw that a #1 seed went down for the second time in history. Farleigh Dickenson beat Purdue. I had to look up where FDU is. Hackensack, NJ.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (fWTJL)

79 I want a polearm with a hollow handle, containing a few grams of gunpowder, and a lead slug.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I want a girl with a short skirt
And a looooooooong jacket.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (iKBwy)

80 The dog rescue it old. I think I saw it a couple years ago, and I vaguely recall it being Philippines but not sure.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (dqfDL)

81 Who says video games don't teach you anything?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

ALWAYS upgrade killing damage first.

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (FQWHA)

82 But it sounds good.

Ha!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:32 PM (krXJX)

83 Good one, Dave. Thanks for digging up the memes.

On a more serious note, I don't think many people realize what a large part in the Irish rebellion against the Brits music played. Listen to the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem, the Wolfetones, Black 47. Many of those songs are not the gentle, sweet tunes that Bing Crosby sang, but blood and guts summons to actual battles or commemorations of past battles between the native Irish and the damn bloody Normans who, once invited in, refused to leave. Those songs were written for battle, not evenings in the pub.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at March 17, 2023 10:32 PM (k5jR3)

84 FUN FACT: Celtic tribes weren't limited to Britain. They spanned Europe from modern France to the Black Sea in neolithic times.

They occupied Britain at the time of the Roman conquest but were later pushed to the margins when the Anglo-Saxons invaded Britain.

Now descendants of their Brittonic languages are found only in Wales, Brittany and Ireland.

The End.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 10:32 PM (Qzn2/)

85 >>"Fairleigh Dickenson," has some serious limerick potential.

It's more commonly known as Fairly Ridiculous.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2023 10:33 PM (ZLI7S)

86 Ripping good content WD. Thanks as always.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 10:33 PM (dqfDL)

87 Watched the whole FDU-Purdue game with my Dad.

Awesome game. I called it before halftime. Very rare I got it right, which is why I'm not a gambler.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:33 PM (iKBwy)

88 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 10:33 PM (MqU7S)

89 So, how screwed would you be?
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"They'll never know what you gave up for them"

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2023 10:34 PM (kOpft)

90 67 Hmmm....Does a bayonet attached to a musket qualify as a polearm?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:24 PM (BpYfr)

I would say it does.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (tkR6S)

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I'll allow it.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at March 17, 2023 10:34 PM (Qzn2/)

91 sid:
Perfect location for St Paddy's Day!
May your safe travels continue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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That didn't even register until I was almost here. Just picked a spot about halfway. Sometimes I'm slow.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:34 PM (f7sKP)

92 Well there is always the Celtic Women

https://youtu.be/S3VaWxpi-2g
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:25 PM (krXJX)

What is the cultural relavence of that today?

Looks like we're being replaced in real time. Not sure what can be done about it.

Posted by: JmT at March 17, 2023 10:34 PM (9SvGI)

93 Halberd > Fauchard

CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: The Swiss Guards

That's a fine weapon, don't get me wrong. The Fauchard, on the other hand, will allow me to slip into and rando landscaping gig to get close to my target. Have you seen how the spherical guatemalans wield those fuckers on trees and unwanted stuff?

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 10:35 PM (3CCua)

94 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

A battering of the eyelashes and come hither look usually does it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)

95 88 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Very carefully...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)

96 Hope you had a picture perfect day!

lol.. I did. And thank you again.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 10:37 PM (wagHN)

97 ALWAYS upgrade killing damage first.
Posted by: Biergood

* stares intently at club damage *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2023 10:37 PM (jzzG8)

98 Sooo..Pat McKenna left for work one morning and headed to the brewery where he worked for 30 years. Later that day there was a knock at his door. His wife answers and finds 2 of his co-workers. They said Mrs McKenna, we have some bad news, your husband slipped and fell into a large Vat of beer and had drowned. Mrs McKenna breaks down and said, did he die quick. The one co-worker said, well not really, he got out 3 times to pee.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2023 10:37 PM (VwHCD)

99 In March Madness basketball news, #1 Purdue lost to #16 Fairleigh Dickinson less than an hour ago. It is only the second time in history that a 16 beat a 1.

I've never heard of Fairleigh Dickenson. Which makes it even better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2023 10:29 PM (i+mOk)

Ha ha. That's fairly ridiculous.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:39 PM (Angsy)

100 94 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

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A flash of underboob will get an immediate response.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 10:39 PM (Qzn2/)

101 84 FUN FACT: Celtic tribes weren't limited to Britain. They spanned Europe from modern France to the Black Sea in neolithic times.


They were also in Iberia.

Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 10:39 PM (fIcRf)

102 Who says video games don't teach you anything?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

ALWAYS upgrade killing damage first.

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (FQWHA)

Trash mobs, THEN boss!

Posted by: pookysgirl has raided countless times at March 17, 2023 10:39 PM (dtlDP)

103 ALWAYS upgrade killing damage first.
Posted by: Biergood

* stares intently at club damage *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2023 10:37 PM (jzzG

At least you can reuse it.

Posted by: Methos rolled a wzizard and is wondering when to use Magic Missile at March 17, 2023 10:40 PM (kOpft)

104 88 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

A coded message in the want ads of the Village Voice.

Alternatively, make fun of the music selections.

Either way, they'll be in touch.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:40 PM (iKBwy)

105 Awesome game. I called it before halftime. Very rare I got it right, which is why I'm not a gambler.

Glad you and your dad got to enjoy it together but I saw it a bit differently. Ugly game, IMHO. Purdue wasn't able to hit the broad side of a barn with a nuke and choked big time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 10:40 PM (Xrfse)

106 Celtic culture made it all the way to Anatolia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (krXJX)

107 I saw Spherical Guatemalans open for They Might Be Giants at My Father's Place in '82.

Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (wrJpE)

108 Posted by: Methos rolled a wzizard and is wondering when to use Magic Missile at March 17, 2023 10:40 PM (kOpft)
---
With the right build, Magic Missile is the only spell you'll ever need.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (BpYfr)

109 *checks D&D damage dice rolls to see which medieval weapon to select*

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (xxG/v)

110 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

A battering of the eyelashes and come hither look usually does it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)


Throw in a bare shoulder.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (anj39)

111 They were also in Iberia.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 10:39 PM (fIcRf)

iBeria: the new Soviet NKVD app from Apple.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:43 PM (tkR6S)

112 From the 1990 Record of Lodoss War OVA OST III, Arai Akino* - aka Sherry - sings "Kaze to Tori to Sora"

https://youtu.be/JcFieKaqvZE

*She also sang for the anime Outlaw Star.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:44 PM (krXJX)

113 Galicia in Spain has Celtic influence.

Posted by: Northwest Corner at March 17, 2023 10:44 PM (wrJpE)

114 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I'm dying here.
COMM, you didn't really expect to get a straight answer, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 10:46 PM (cnXHa)

115 Who says video games don't teach you anything?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

ALWAYS upgrade killing damage first.
Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (FQWHA)

Trash mobs, THEN boss!
Posted by: pookysgirl has raided countless times

Buffs in order:

-Killing damage.
-Piercing damage.
-Shield break.

That Boss dies NOW!!!

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:46 PM (FQWHA)

116 Posted by: Notorious BFD

Also, they have Zach Edey, 7' 4", who can dunk without his feet leaving the ground, but didn't score in the last 12 1/2 minutes of the game.

Versus the shortest team (avg. 6' 3") in their conference. Heh.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:46 PM (iKBwy)

117 For the Celts in Iberia, the Romans created a new word IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:48 PM (krXJX)

118 Underboobs....

I might be able to do this since I still have those....

Still, an email would be helpful...
I get it though. But yeah. These guys are superstars, and probably don't like getting tons of sloberly love letters🤪

Nevermind....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 10:48 PM (MqU7S)

119 Very entertaining ONT ~ thanks WD!

Evening all

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 17, 2023 10:48 PM (Nx1bw)

120 Well there is a Waffle House at this exit... that's civilized enough for me

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (f7sKP)

The old Va Tech exit off I-81, before they built the 'bypass'?

Stopped at that Waffle House a few times, usually around sun up. I drove the six plus hours to school at night to avoid traffic.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:49 PM (emlEe)

121 *checks D&D damage dice rolls to see which medieval weapon to select*

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (xxG/v)

One of the best parts of Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu is when Sousuke cuts a nail-studded bat in half and lectures, "That weapon is good for nothing but decoration!"

Posted by: pookysgirl married a version of Sgt Sousuke Sagara at March 17, 2023 10:49 PM (dtlDP)

122 Still, an email would be helpful...
I get it though. But yeah. These guys are superstars, and probably don't like getting tons of sloberly love letters🤪

Nevermind....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 10:48 PM (MqU7S)
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A more serious response is to check their nic to see if there is an email address linked to the nic.

Did you have a COB in mind?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:50 PM (BpYfr)

123 114 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I'm dying here.
COMM, you didn't really expect to get a straight answer, right?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Come on man, we have standards to maintain!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

124 Also, they have Zach Edey, 7' 4", who can dunk without his feet leaving the ground, but didn't score in the last 12 1/2 minutes of the game.

Yep. Dude's been hyped all season long and couldn't get it done.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 10:50 PM (Xrfse)

125 Big Ten sucks. Be it football or basketball always bet against them.

Posted by: JmT at March 17, 2023 10:51 PM (9SvGI)

126 I was fully expecting the squirrel to drop the nut in the sax or something.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2023 10:51 PM (NJ9MR)

127 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?

Uh...ask one of them? Just a thought...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 10:52 PM (Xrfse)

128 One of the best parts of Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu is when Sousuke cuts a nail-studded bat in half and lectures, "That weapon is good for nothing but decoration!"
Posted by: pookysgirl

LOL!

I have no idea about this but it really made me laugh.

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 10:52 PM (FQWHA)

129 So if the Princeton women follow the Princeton men and win a game in their respective tournies, do they break out the raccoon coats and flasks and party like it's 1923?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 17, 2023 10:52 PM (xxG/v)

130 Nevermind....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 10:48 PM (MqU7S)

First, get a piece of ivory....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:53 PM (Angsy)

131 I hope the kid's name is Bridger and not Bridget or he's going to be in a lot more fights.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 10:54 PM (LN7ig)

132 114

No, I surely did not. It's just kind of fun to see the responses😜

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 10:55 PM (MqU7S)

133 Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:07 PM

We were ahead of our time.

Posted by: Service Merchandise at March 17, 2023 10:55 PM (xttsV)

134 IN WeirdDave's heyday, he received an average of 50 offers of matrimony weekly by mail, mostly from women. That's more than Elvis, and nearly as many as Bert Convy.

Posted by: In Awe at March 17, 2023 10:56 PM (wrJpE)

135 Good night. Up early tomorrow for my show. Wish me luck! Stay safe ya'll.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 10:56 PM (wagHN)

136 I'm partial to the Halberd.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 10:57 PM (LN7ig)

137 I hope the kid's name is Bridger and not Bridget or he's going to be in a lot more fights.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 10:54 PM (LN7ig)

You're telling me.

Posted by: Sue at March 17, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)

138 Pookysgirl, heh.

Anime is pretty good at crazy gags like that.

Now what did I do with my Record of Lodoss War RPG books?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 10:58 PM (krXJX)

139 Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:07 PM

We were ahead of our time.
Posted by: Service Merchandise at March 17, 2023 10:55 PM (xttsV)
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One could argue we're already there when you send your list to Walmart, they collect all your goods, and you just pick them up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:58 PM (BpYfr)

140 G'nite, Jewells. Good luck tomorrow.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 10:59 PM (Xrfse)

141
One of my Celtic Woman favorites, Orinoco Flow performance in front of what looks to be a fully operational stargate:

https://tinyurl.com/yb8vxvgm

Posted by: Gene Rodenberry at March 17, 2023 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)

142 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:00 PM (LN7ig)

143 I was going to buy a new electric toothbrush a month ago. Locked. ... Just as well, I later realized P&G bought oral-B.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2023 10:19 PM

Phillips's Sonicare FTW!

Posted by: Service Merchandise at March 17, 2023 11:01 PM (xttsV)

144 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes

Even more racist to make the thief empty their purse and bag of all the stolen merchandise.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 11:02 PM (cnXHa)

145 Posted by: Methos rolled a wzizard and is wondering when to use Magic Missile at March 17, 2023 10:40 PM (kOpft)

Tomorrow is going to get.... interesting because Pooky's nephews and niece are staying over at Grandma's and therefore want to be included in the Pathfinder game. One of them only specified "being a blaster caster" and therefore Pooky is turning the 7th-grade boy into the anime chick Megumin. (His sister and brother were more specific because they know Uncle Pooky.)

tinyurl.com/yfhajw6k

Posted by: pookysgirl knows when to shrug things off at March 17, 2023 11:03 PM (dtlDP)

146 Hey perfessor....I didn't really have a CoB in mind. Just wondering if ya can contact someone without boring everyone else with an inane dumbass question.
Doesn't really matter though...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:04 PM (MqU7S)

147 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes

Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
(So, you're going to have an excellent day! : )

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 11:05 PM (cnXHa)

148 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:00 PM (LN7ig)

Expecting some to show restraint is racist hater.

Posted by: JmT at March 17, 2023 11:05 PM (9SvGI)

149 I thought so, Konosuba.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:06 PM (krXJX)

150 Just wondering if ya can contact someone without boring everyone else with an inane dumbass question.
Doesn't really matter though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Nonsense! 'Inane and dumbass' is right up our alley!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)

151 Piggly Wiggly was the first supermarket in America to let the customers get their own stuff. I hate them for that.

DG customers steal every day, and when they're not shoplifting, they're shuffling the contents of the store like a deck of cards.

Why are the diapers in the frozen food aisle? And this pizza and Gatorade here with the motor oil?

All day long. You could devote one worker two hours a day just gathering up empty shoplifted packaging and stuff that got put where it doesn't go. And there only *is* one worker. Stocking DG is like trying to clean your teeth while eating a whole rack of Oreos.

And the same customers complain that shit isn't stocked.

Bring back the old way. At least for DG. Publix customers don't do that shit. For some reason. Class, is my guess.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 11:07 PM (iKBwy)

152 Pretty soon we'll regress back to the stores where you hand the clerk your list and they get all the merchandise for you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
--------

Next, you'll be expecting the service station guy to pump your gasoline, and clean your windshield.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (rxUKk)

153 One of my Celtic Woman favorites, Orinoco Flow performance in front of what looks to be a fully operational stargate:

https://tinyurl.com/yb8vxvgm
Posted by: Gene Rodenberry at March 17, 2023 10:59 PM (Mzdiz

One of my favorite Celtic Woman songs. "Tír na nÓg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhW1mh7U6-U

Posted by: Beartooth at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (H4JoC)

154 Good evening, Horde. I admit I watched that weedwacker clip 5 times.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (qpPdw)

155 I'm a technical writer.

One of my co-workers yesterday posted about how this new AI shit might replace us.

I posted this meme as a response:

https://tinyurl.com/3fz7v3d2



Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (FQWHA)

156 Call before my wife gets off of work, and you're picking up 50% of the hotel room.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (GPwSy)

157 Emily Dicknson beat Per Who?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, plots and schemes at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (3Or4S)

158 Shit, I want to go back to the days when we got milk, dairy and soda water delivered daily so we could make breakfast and have mixed drinks for breakfast.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 11:08 PM (up/3i)

159 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:00 PM (LN7ig)


In nearby Tacoma its racist to have a nearly trimmed and edged yard.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:09 PM (anj39)

160 Another blaster castor magic chick is one of the Nine Wise Men from the anime She Proclaimed Herself the Pupil of the Wise Man.

She is naturally a redhead. And has the nickname of Natural Disaster because when she starts flinging spells, maps and borders have to be redrawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:09 PM (krXJX)

161 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2023 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

162 ON THIS DAY IN 1957, ELVIS PRESLEY BOUGHT THE GRACELAND MANSION FOR $102,500.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 11:10 PM (RovqD)

163 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes

Even in the 80s they said that about rap music tapes and CDs.

It was simply actuarial tables. Lock up what gets stolen the most. For some reason nobody was stealing country and classical.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 11:12 PM (iKBwy)

164 156 LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 11:12 PM (fUnHJ)

165 Has anyone else noticed that cats aren't all that cooperative?

I mean, when I go on walks, I meet a bunch of retrievers, and they all do the same--they flair their ears, look right at you, and do a few tentative wags, and when you approach them, they are your best friend forever and, hey, got any FOOD? Retrievers are the best creatures on this planet.

I live with a cat. I don't have anything close to the retriever experience. I get scratched and bitten a lot. No one who has lived with a retriever experiences this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2023 11:13 PM (uA82K)

166 Just wondering if ya can contact someone without boring everyone else with an inane dumbass question.
Doesn't really matter though...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Nonsense! 'Inane and dumbass' is right up our alley!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 11:07 PM (qoGsy)


Hell. we live for this! Dumbass is our middle name!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:13 PM (anj39)

167 It was simply actuarial tables. Lock up what gets stolen the most. For some reason nobody was stealing country and classical.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 11:12 PM (iKBwy)

-----------

The shoes with the velcro closures seem to reliably stay put also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 11:14 PM (Qzn2/)

168 Haven't you heard. It's racist to lock up your more expensive items that used to be open on the shelves.
Posted by: polynikes

Even more racist to make the thief empty their purse and bag of all the stolen merchandise.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 11:02 PM (cnXHa)

and pants and under garments too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 11:15 PM (4I/2K)

169 165 Has anyone else noticed that cats aren't all that cooperative?

***

You shoulda read the fine print on the catvertisement before acquiring said feline.
Too late now; your doom is sealed.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 11:16 PM (fUnHJ)

170
ANother one of my favorites, "Mummer's Dance" by Loreena McKennitt:

https://tinyurl.com/y9dsvcm3

I first heard that haunting, eerie song on Art Bell, who used to play it as bumper music all that time. It set the mood perfectly.

Posted by: Gene Rodenberry at March 17, 2023 11:16 PM (Mzdiz)

171 Exceptional ONT, thank you!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at March 17, 2023 11:16 PM (J8OCH)

172 53 Dr John Campbell has a clip:https://tinyurl.com/mvye58vb
Posted by: Ju

This UK data is stunning, so I typed it out.
Healthy adults, jabs needed to prevent one hospitalization.
not serious hospitalization means no O2,
adverse event means death or serious hospitalization

age group #jabs #adverse events
50-59 43,600 55 to prevent 1 hospitalization
256,400 321 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
40-49 92,500 116 o prevent 1 hospitalization
932,500 1,162 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
30-39 210,400 263
* No data since current variant has never
caused healthy

Highest risk group:
over 70 high risk (comorbidities.)
800 jabs required to prevent 1 serious hospitalization, so about the same chance of dying of the jab as covid.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 11:17 PM (dqfDL)

173
Rodenberry sock off. Sheesh. I made a red shirt crack earlier.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 17, 2023 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)

174 Okay I think I finally figured out an opening for my yet to be written entry for Baen's story contest. Only got till 30 April to finish it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:17 PM (krXJX)

175 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2023 11:13 PM (uA82K)

I just took my kittehs for a walk around the block and they are now both conked out with me in front of the boob tube. I'm one of the lucky cat owners.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:18 PM (LN7ig)

176 f-ing pixy ate my formatting. WHY pixy, why?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 11:18 PM (dqfDL)

177 Only got till 30 April to finish it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:17 PM (krXJX)

Go Anna Go!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 11:19 PM (fUnHJ)

178 "One could argue we're already there when you send your list to Walmart, they collect all your goods, and you just pick them up."

except for milk, raw meat, frozen stuff ... I let them deliver to my door. Feel a little bad about funding WalMart (that loves China and donates to BLM) over Aldis or a more local grocery, I MIGHT go back to HyVee, but they are expensive, even if they do have bag boys.

imo, Yellin just revealed the plan to destroy all small banks, a continuation of the Shut Down plan to destroy small business. THEY are executing their "you will own nothing and be (drugged) happy" plan. Very sad ... no one is stopping the criminal mafia.

It is happening right now, not in a few years.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:19 PM (Cus5s)

179 ONT pithy

Amuses all the Youngs

Posted by: Slava Miklos at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (2hexI)

180 Most stolen items at the DG

Pregnancy test kits (understandable - embarrassing when you're 14)
Batteries
Padlocks (ironic, I know)
Phone accessories
Car air fresheners (wtf)

And all manner of candy and energy drinks, which get eaten in the store, and the empties left on the shelves, hidden behind other product.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (iKBwy)

181 Okay I think I finally figured out an opening for my yet to be written entry for Baen's story contest. Only got till 30 April to finish it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:17 PM (krXJX)

It was a dark and stormy night and that's when the murders began?

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (LN7ig)

182 Anyone who doesn't believe there are differences simply hasn't been attention.

Posted by: JmT at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (9SvGI)

183 Gosh I love this Horde!
The advice one gets here is absolutely priceless!
I sure hope I get to have many more days, months and years here.
Y'all have a wonderful evening. I'm heading over to the AoSHQ lounge. I just know there'll be a fine cocktail there, and probably some fine pals as well!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (MqU7S)

184 Well the time of the opening scene is night and things are dire. But not quite like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:22 PM (krXJX)

185 This UK data is stunning, so I typed it out.
Healthy adults, jabs needed to prevent one hospitalization.
not serious hospitalization means no O2,
adverse event means death or serious hospitalization

age group....#jabs.........#adverse events
50-59..........43,600........55 to prevent 1 hospitalization
...................256,400......321 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
40-49..........92,500........116 o prevent 1 hospitalization
...................932,500.......1,162 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
30-39..........210,400.......263 *
*No data since current variant has never caused healthy

Highest risk group:
over 70 high risk (comorbidities.)
800 jab, which causes
1 serious adverse event required in order to prevent
1 serious hospitalization.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 11:22 PM (dqfDL)

186 Emily Dicknson beat Per Who?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!

Was Emily Dickinson College where the kiln exploded?

So long ago.

But she was going to make a pot for me

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at March 17, 2023 11:23 PM (2hexI)

187 Gosh I love this Horde!
The advice one gets here is absolutely priceless!
I sure hope I get to have many more days, months and years here.
Y'all have a wonderful evening. I'm heading over to the AoSHQ lounge. I just know there'll be a fine cocktail there, and probably some fine pals as well!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:20 PM (MqU7S)


Lounge!!!
COMM gets invites to the Lounge??!!

*looks at cardboard membership*
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (anj39)

188 "Dr John Campbell has a clip"

I watched him for awhile, but think he needs a statistics class or two, not just his nursing background. But I guess he gets some good info out there.

Statistics are ... hard.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)

189 age group....#jabs.........#adverse events
50-59..........43,600........55 to prevent 1 hospitalization
...................256,400......321 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
40-49..........92,500........116 o prevent 1 hospitalization
...................932,500.......1,162 to prevent 1 serous hospitalization
30-39..........210,400.......263 *

TL/DR

Posted by: Big Tony Fauci at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (2hexI)

190 Statistics are ... hard.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)

50% don't understand them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:25 PM (LN7ig)

191 Publius, my dear!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 17, 2023 11:26 PM (qpPdw)

192 Was Emily Dickinson College where the kiln exploded?

I went out with a bang.
-- Zombie Fawn Liebowitz

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 11:26 PM (qoGsy)

193 Statistics are ... hard.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)

50% don't understand them.
Posted by: polynikes
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It's the stochastics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 11:27 PM (Ga8Fv)

194 Y'all have a wonderful evening. I'm heading over to the AoSHQ lounge. I just know there'll be a fine cocktail there, and probably some fine pals as well!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

I got the Classic Smoking Jacket.

It's the ascot, which is somewhere

Posted by: Stylish Miklos at March 17, 2023 11:28 PM (2hexI)

195 Manhattan's Soros DA Alivin Bragg contacts police in anticipation of indictment of Trump next week

The Arkansas AG could have arrested Hillary at any point (the Clinton Foundation had an office there) and...has refused to.

But don't worry, they are real conservatives.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 11:29 PM (lc5cP)

196 Oh that Frank Lyman from Amherst was sooo cute and hot. He needed comforting after the shock of the news about Fawn.

Posted by: Shelly Dubinsky at March 17, 2023 11:29 PM (4I/2K)

197 "800 jabs required to prevent 1 serious hospitalization, so about the same chance of dying of the jab as covid." Posted by: Gentlemen

last I saw, those jabbed have higher rate of hospitalization and death, than the unjabbed. This was expected earlier, but now data is coming in. But I don't have details in front of me, prefer a bottle in frontame, (to a frontal lobotomy?)

Hail to the Irish, for building those nice canals around New Orleans ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (Cus5s)

198 Statistics are ... hard.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)
----
50% don't understand them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:25 PM (LN7ig)

And the other 90% make the stats up.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (emlEe)

199 It's the stochastics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 11:27 PM (Ga8Fv)

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I saw it as a high school play.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (Qzn2/)

200 Lady on my road walks her cat. Never saw a cat that would do that until her cat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (cln18)

201 Well the time of the opening scene is night and things are dire. But not quite like that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:22 PM (krXJX)


Barton heard the first car door slam but paid no heed. The same for the second and third. It was the fourth and fifth sound of the doors closing that captured his attention and directed his view towards the window. Expressionless he watched them gather and then head for his door.
Damn.
So that was how it was going to be.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (anj39)

202 ANother one of my favorites, "Mummer's Dance" by Loreena McKennitt:

I guess she had a pretty long career but that song definitely stands out

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (lc5cP)

203 Lady on my road walks her cat. Never saw a cat that would do that until her cat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (cln1

That's some compliant pussy.

Posted by: Frank Lyman, Anherst at March 17, 2023 11:32 PM (4I/2K)

204 As Professor Squirrel knows, this Baen contest is for a Fantasy Adventure short story that shall not exceed 8,000 words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2023 11:35 PM (krXJX)

205 Lady on my road walks her cat. Never saw a cat that would do that until her cat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 11:30 PM (cln1

I walk my cats without a leash. I taught them when they were kittens. They wouldn't allow a leash now and I wouldn't even try.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:35 PM (LN7ig)

206 Is the cat on a leash?

Is her cat named dog?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:35 PM (Cus5s)

207
And the other 90% make the stats up.
Posted by: RickZ

"there are three kinds of lies-

lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics"

Posted by: Miklos Langhorne Clemens at March 17, 2023 11:35 PM (2hexI)

208 I activate FUBO TV occasionally when I'm interested in sporting events. So I activated it this week for March Madness.

Sigh...

One of the first commercials during the first basketball match I was watching was for the Covid vaccine.

"Have you had it? You should. If you have had it you should be boosted. It's safe and effective. It really is."

No, it's not. It doesn't do ANYTHING they say it does. It doesn't protect you. You WILL catch covid even if you take the shot.

It's dangerous. Poisonous. It might kill you.

And still, here, in March of 2023, we have commercials openly LYING to us.

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 11:36 PM (FQWHA)

209 187 Diogenes

Honey, if they let me in, they'll let anyone in.
Come on over; I got an extra seat. In fact, nobody really wants to sit next to me anyway...I'm kind of a pain in the ass, and probably too damn loud...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:38 PM (MqU7S)

210 You can take a cat for a walk? Well, damn. Learned something new here this evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:38 PM (Xrfse)

211 That's some compliant pussy.
Posted by: Frank Lyman

Compliant Pussy might not be a great band name, or even a band.

But guys would pay at the door.

Posted by: Miklos, musical Entreprenuer of a Creative Sense at March 17, 2023 11:38 PM (2hexI)

212 196 Oh that Frank Lyman from Amherst was sooo cute and hot. He needed comforting after the shock of the news about Fawn.
Posted by: Shelly Dubinsky


Lisa Baur!

After some internet stalking,,,sleuthing I mean,,,(cough), I found that she quit the entertainment industry, married, moved to New Zealand and made candles. Fairly successful with it too. She died a few years ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2023 11:39 PM (ppL7t)

213 {{{Ladyl}}}

Love from Publius and Mama!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)

214 Forget longbows and crossbows,
What's your favorite midieval [sic] polearm?

--------

Where's the hot iron?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 11:41 PM (wsx8x)

215 Hah just saw the newest Subaru commercial with the continued theme of Goldens driving their cars. This one had a Golden adult outside the car guiding a young Golden diving and parking in the garage. When he stopped he started barking furiously at the tennis ball hanging from the garage ceiling. LOL.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:41 PM (LN7ig)

216 Where was the dog rescue?
Posted by: Theodore

Still 2nd from the top, is it different for you?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 10:13 PM (cnXHa)

Gawd I love this place.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:19

Indeed Diogenes. This place makes me laugh so hard sometimes, much more than folks IRL. There is much, humor and sarcasm here, I often chortle heartily.

Laughter is good for you, ergo AOS is a healthy tonic.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2023 11:41 PM (55Qr6)

217 It's the stochastics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"I don't understand, Mr. Hammer.

It's random, and it's bad.

Help me Mr. Hammer, and here's fifty dollars!"

Posted by: Dame with pegs and $50 at March 17, 2023 11:44 PM (2hexI)

218 I opened the door. Cat (TM) was curious, and edged toward the "outside."

Then there was this loud CAW CAW CAW from some blackbird, and kitty was like "Oh yeah there's this place that's warm and has no predators. THIS HOUSE. Damn. Going there. Also, I'm gonna bite and scratch because [taps book] that's right here in the manual. Black and white. Read it yourself, ape. If you can read."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2023 11:45 PM (uA82K)

219 Diogenes

Honey, if they let me in, they'll let anyone in.
Come on over; I got an extra seat. In fact, nobody really wants to sit next to me anyway...I'm kind of a pain in the ass, and probably too damn loud...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:38 PM (MqU7S)


Hot damn!!!
*licks fingers...slicks down cowlick*
On my way!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:45 PM (anj39)

220 Forget longbows and crossbows,
What's your favorite midieval [sic] polearm?

Where's the hot iron?
Posted by: ShainS

In every gaming group, someone invents the "healing shiv."

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2023 11:45 PM (DgGvY)

221 Watching NCAA bouncy ball and I've just been informed via a commercial that "half of black Americans don't have enough savings to retire". Welcome to the club, peeps. Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:45 PM (Xrfse)

222 Statistics are ... hard.
Posted by: illiniwek

50% don't understand them.
Posted by: polynikes

Dang, that's almost two-thirds.

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2023 11:46 PM (DgGvY)

223 [snip]

It's dangerous. Poisonous. It might kill you.

And still, here, in March of 2023, we have commercials openly LYING to us.

Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 11:36 PM (FQWHA)

-----------

Conspiracy to commit murder -- and they continue to do so, knowing full well that they have immunity from any consequences since the feral government, Fauci, the FDA, Big Pharma, et. al. are all in on the grift.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 11:47 PM (wsx8x)

224 {{{Ladyl}}}

Love from Publius and Mama!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Additional Affection

Posted by: The Remaining Famiglia Miklosio at March 17, 2023 11:47 PM (2hexI)

225 Hell. we live for this! Dumbass is our middle name!
Posted by: Diogenes


Hmmmm, Bif Dumbass Bewalski has a nice ring to it.

COMM, you can get Weasel's e-mail from the gun thread, Professer Squirle's from the Sunday book thread, CBD's from the art thrwad, and JJ's from any weekday's morning report.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 11:47 PM (3CCua)

226 The guy using the string trimmer has to go back and finish that sidewalk!!!

My OCD is killing me right now.

Dude's a monster

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2023 11:47 PM (CCSxw)

227 Eating out late here in Miami. Just realized the couple sitting next to us is congressman Carlos Gimenez and wife.

Can't get away from these politicos

Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 11:48 PM (fIcRf)

228 Watching NCAA bouncy ball and I've just been informed via a commercial that "half of black Americans don't have enough savings to retire". Welcome to the club, peeps. Sheesh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

So half of Black America could call it quits tomorrow? That's pretty amazing. I doubt any other race is remotely close.

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2023 11:48 PM (DgGvY)

229 "I'm heading over to the AoSHQ lounge"

I would never want to be a member of a club, that would allow ME, as a member. ... heh .. but if there really was a special people lounge, yeah, I would opt out. heh. But I do understand how "cult communities" isolate themselves as "special". It is perhaps how much of society has functioned forever ....? carry on.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:49 PM (Cus5s)

230 The guy using the string trimmer has to go back and finish that sidewalk!!!

My OCD is killing me right now.

Dude's a monster
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2023 11:47 PM (CCSxw)

Yeah I didn't like that he stopped and didn't finish the vertical edge and went back to the horizontal sidewalk. Why man why?

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 11:49 PM (LN7ig)

231 You can take a cat for a walk? Well, damn. Learned something new here this evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:38 PM (Xrfse)

Once you get a cat used to a light leash, the walks are good for the cat (and the hooman, too). Of course, their might be some pain getting your cat used to a leash. But once they realize what it all means, most cats love to go out for a walk. Just like a dog, they're checking out the various smells of neighboring felines, dropping a little pee here and there to let the others know, 'Hey, I'm here, too!' Cats really enjoy the outdoor smells as much as a dog does, though not as easy-going on a leash like a dog because dogs bond on walkies. Cats have . . . expectations.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 11:50 PM (emlEe)

232 The guy using the string trimmer has to go back and finish that sidewalk!!!
My OCD is killing me right now.
Dude's a monster
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

I think he stopped at the property line. So choosing to do his edging on a day other than when his neighbor was doing his edging is the monstrous part!

Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2023 11:50 PM (DgGvY)

233 And now a Coof commercial. I think I'm done with the bouncy ball. The propaganda is endless and irritating as hell.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:50 PM (Xrfse)

234 C'mon! Get to da choppa!

Posted by: Dutch Biden at March 17, 2023 11:50 PM (Jg7EG)

235 Eating out late here in Miami. Just realized the couple sitting next to us is congressman Carlos Gimenez and wife.

Can't get away from these politicos
Posted by: Floridachick

Ask who's paying for the meal.

Posted by: Miklos would ask at March 17, 2023 11:51 PM (2hexI)

236 194 Miklos
Oh, darlin! Ascot!
I also have an extra chair for you.
Understand though, they tend to put me in the corner.
The cocktails are much stronger, if nothing else but to shut us up....
Oh! But the singing! Life is lived!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 17, 2023 11:53 PM (MqU7S)

237 My OCD is killing me right now.
Dude's a monster
Posted by: browndog

HIRED

HIRED RIGHT NOW

Posted by: Miklosian Property Management at March 17, 2023 11:53 PM (2hexI)

238 Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 11:50 PM

I'll take your word for it. Never been a cat owner, so have no experience. Just seems rather odd to me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:53 PM (Xrfse)

239 Watching NCAA bouncy ball and I've just been informed via a commercial that "half of black Americans don't have enough savings to retire". Welcome to the club, peeps. Sheesh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:45 PM (Xrfse)

---------

Gave up on professional & college sports totally when they went full #Woke in 2020 with Black Lives Matter Kill Whitey virtue signalling.

Anyway, cousin was the starting freshman QB for Montana State last year (and subsequently this year as a sophomore) as they competed in the FBS playoffs for the national championship.

So, I tune in for a playoff game on one of the ESPN networks last year -- and what's the first commercial that pops up? "Please donate to [fill-in the grifting outfit] and help us eliminate the racial disparity in cancer outcomes."

I 'bout fell off the couch from the stunning idiocy. So now cancer is racist?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 11:53 PM (wsx8x)

240 I 'bout fell off the couch from the stunning idiocy. So now cancer is racist?

It would seem that just about everything is. Impossible to keep up with this bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 17, 2023 11:55 PM (Xrfse)

241 Oh! But the singing! Life is lived!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie

Excellent

I had a Fulbright Scholarship in Mongolian Throat Singing.

I learnt real good

Posted by: Miklos can make noise at March 17, 2023 11:56 PM (2hexI)

242 Does Word give you a word count somehow?

Posted by: MkY at March 17, 2023 11:56 PM (cPGH3)

243 And now a Coof commercial. I think I'm done with the bouncy ball. The propaganda is endless and irritating as hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

It's relentless.

Irritating and relentless.

I fantasize about pulling an Elvis on my TV with this bullshit.



Posted by: Biergood at March 17, 2023 11:57 PM (FQWHA)

244 He has all but admitted that the vaccine was worse than the disease.

Likewise, I was surprised in the clip Ace posted earlier of Tucker hinting that the election was rigged. That is a big walkback for him, although it was not absolute.

All I want to say is: welcome to reality, bub.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Queue the 'it do be like dat' on at least the Covid part.
And 'welcome to the party pal' for Tucker.

I had a neighbor at one time that had this brutish trimmer tool that had a 3 section wheel that worked way better, but you needed to watch about aiming because 3/8" steel barks at concrete. My guess is he'd had it for some time given 'safety concerns'.

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 11:58 PM (3byMq)

245 Likewise, I was surprised in the clip Ace posted earlier of Tucker hinting that the election was rigged. That is a big walkback for him, although it was not absolute.

All I want to say is: welcome to reality, bub.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 17, 2023 10:29
---
Tucker has often alluded to the 2020 election being stolen, I'm surprised he has gotten more grief or even cancelled.

I simply have one request re: 2020 and election theft., Please tell me why counting stopped in six swing states at the same time, when Trump is leading in all of them
and then resumed hours later with Biden leading? What was the reason?
We watched it all that night. Actually saw votes for Trump in one state reduced. Now how does that happen?
Just curious.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2023 11:59 PM (55Qr6)

246 >>>Does Word give you a word count somehow?

Posted by: MkY

>Status bar. Bottom left.

Posted by: Dutch Biden at March 18, 2023 12:00 AM (Jg7EG)

247 Thanks Bif

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 12:01 AM (MqU7S)

248 Does Word give you a word count somehow?

Posted by: MkY

>Status bar. Bottom left.
Posted by: Dutch Biden

Almost

Well...Clippy and I work together

Posted by: Miklos the Mohel at March 18, 2023 12:02 AM (2hexI)

249 I had a neighbor at one time that had this brutish trimmer tool that had a 3 section wheel that worked way better, but you needed to watch about aiming because 3/8" steel barks at concrete. My guess is he'd had it for some time given 'safety concerns'.
Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 11:58 PM (3byMq)

Yeah, that type of edger is old school.

It leaves a trench though. Man can break an ankle if he's not careful where he walks!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2023 12:03 AM (CCSxw)

250 His meatballs didn't hurt no one.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2023 12:04 AM (X+Ku8)

251 Clippy is one of those Outlaw Mascots, like Max Headroom or that Whatzit piece of shit from the '96 Olympics.

No good ever really comes from them.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 18, 2023 12:06 AM (X+Ku8)

252 Considering that I can do Mongolian Throat Singing and play Accordion at the same time, I am invited to All Parties.

Posted by: Less than Popular Miklos at March 18, 2023 12:08 AM (2hexI)

253 229 Ill
This place is hardly a club, but I'm thinkin' you know this...
It's more like one of those bars that have painted over windows and smell like beer when you walk in...OR...well...maybe just a nice place with ferns hanging around. Who the heck knows...
I'm usually too buzzed to notice😕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 12:10 AM (MqU7S)

254 53 Dr John Campbell has a clip:

https://tinyurl.com/mvye58vb

Love all the bureaucrats walking out on the speaker...I guess that means they can claim ignorance and avoid responsibility for the damage and injury done by the UK mandated clot shot.

Posted by: Ju at March 17, 2023 10:22 PM (aTmM/)
----
Only if they get a trial in a court of law. However if they get tried by the people as was done in times of yore, under a large oak, then the hanging will follow and pay no heed to excuses.

Posted by: Ciampino - If they can show they also got the vaxx several times at March 18, 2023 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

255 Novdu recieve offer of Xsirtercity Status from Brattleboro.

Not sure what is mean.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at March 18, 2023 12:13 AM (2hexI)

256 "All I want to say is: welcome to reality, bub."

Yeah, people pretty much don't care about anything but phones, games and celebrity gossip.

I don't even bother anymore when friends brag about getting the vax...it's like trying to convince people to get into the Titanic lifeboats.

"Don't be so silly...this ship can't possibly sink!"

Roger that.

Posted by: Ju at March 18, 2023 12:15 AM (aTmM/)

257 You can take a cat for a walk? Well, damn. Learned something new here this evening.

Posted by: Notorious BFD


Wait until you get a load of the seeing eye cats and the drug sniffing cats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2023 12:19 AM (P0H47)

258 Lucerne hammer seems like it has a lot of functionality,

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 18, 2023 12:22 AM (KFhLj)

259 Great WTF moments WeirdDave. Thank you.

That train. Wow.

I think mom needs a nap before she mindlessly puts baby in with the next load of laundry. Not quite like looking for your glasses (pssst -- points up). More of a looking for your phone while on a call... on your phone.

Klown World is becoming my go-to response for the unexplainable and there is more and more that does not resemble previous world chaos.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 12:23 AM (3byMq)

260
So, I tune in for a playoff game on one of the ESPN networks last year -- and what's the first commercial that pops up? "Please donate to [fill-in the grifting outfit] and help us eliminate the racial disparity in cancer outcomes."

What about all the white folks who got oil cancer in Biden's home town?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 12:32 AM (63Dwl)

261

Lavdi Blogut!

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 12:33 AM (O6bm6)

262 233 And now a Coof commercial. I think I'm done with the bouncy ball. The propaganda is endless and irritating as hell.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Mute buttons on remotes are useful.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 12:35 AM (NsE9F)

263 Lady on my road walks her cat. Never saw a cat that would do that until her cat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
----

Mike Hammer's Cat (RIP, old pal) was a housecat. I felt rather badly about him gazing out of the window, watching the birds and such, so I decided to try to take him for walks. It took a long time, and lots of patience, but he eventually got used to it.

In order to avoid any embellishment of my already established image as something of an eccentric, we only went out well after dark. He would take me on long walks, investigating things along the way. He looked forward to it, and would prompt me when he thought it was time to go out.

The odd thing is that when he was ready to go home, he was *ready* to go home. He would make a beeline, hauling me along. Damn, I miss that critter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 18, 2023 12:36 AM (xFD/0)

264
Lavdi Blogut!
Posted by: Zettai

Is that Blofeld's second in command?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 12:36 AM (63Dwl)

265

"Lavdi Blogut" is mean "Glory to The Blog" in Noble Tongue of both the Ghegs and the Tosks!

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 12:39 AM (O6bm6)

266 OK Miklos.
I expect you know all the songs that involve many, oh I don't know, perhaps lederhosen and wooden shoes. And probably a hat with a feather....
Ooorrr, maybe a really nice uniform and mustache.
But I bet you know ALL the best songs!!!

OK I'll go now.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 12:41 AM (MqU7S)

267 I want a girl with a short skirt
And a looooooooong jacket.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 10:31 PM (iKBwy

I can't check the video right now, but does it feature some Dame or another?

Posted by: Fox2! at March 18, 2023 12:42 AM (diceA)

268 110 Say you guys, how does a gal contact a CoB?
Posted by: COMountainMarie

A battering of the eyelashes and come hither look usually does it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:35 PM (qoGsy)


Throw in a bare shoulder.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:41 PM (anj39)
----
Yeah but make sure it's YOUR shoulder.

Posted by: Ciampino - If they can show they also got the vaxx several times at March 18, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)

269 ..Yeah but make sure it's YOUR shoulder. Posted by: Ciampino - If they can show they also got the vaxx several times at March 18, 2023 12:47 AM (qfLjt)


Might this portend the return of Cannibal Bob to the ONT?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2023 12:51 AM (e6UQI)

270 I don't think I ever walked around with my daughter in my arm as an infant looking for her, but I have combed the house thrice over looking for the car keys which were clutched in my hand as I was trying to hurry up and get to work while running late.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 18, 2023 12:53 AM (cwyDl)

271
So much respect and love to Bridger. What a magnanimous and generous spirit he has!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2023 12:54 AM (dbsNG)

272

Is it just me, or are dog attacks actually becoming more common? It seems I read about at least one every day...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 12:56 AM (fRbmp)

273

Everyone's run off to the AOSHQ Lounge, I suppose...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 01:02 AM (fRbmp)

274 If the Left thinks Trump is popular now, wait until he's indicted and arrested by this mentally diseased NY prosecutor.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 18, 2023 01:03 AM (W+Xdn)

275 I suppose I should go now. I really don't belong on WDs ONT.
I do love you guys, though.
Have a fantastic night...

'May we always be together like the moon and star. I hope you throw all your concerns away and have a great night of sleep ahead. Love ya'.


Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 01:04 AM (MqU7S)

276 "Lavdi Blogut" is mean "Glory to The Blog" in Noble Tongue of both the Ghegs and the Tosks!
Posted by: Zettai

Zettai is Friend

If EU pays Internationial Albanian Language College Academy, is Zettai NOMINATED as Dean "Drzyyskeqq"

In Our Noble Language

Posted by: Miklos Zogu I, rightful King of all the Albanias at March 18, 2023 01:04 AM (2hexI)

277 166
Hell. we live for this! Dumbass is our middle name!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:13 PM (anj39)
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Dumbass? Why, that sounds like some place in Ukeland.

Posted by: Ciampino - If they can at March 18, 2023 01:07 AM (qfLjt)

278 @272
Posted by: Zettai

Slow news day or just every bit of horror is instantaneously available, but violence -- rage has a faster pace lately. Food fight was something funny -- see Animal House or 3 Stooges classics. Now it's just see what joggers are up to today.
Dogs though doesn't seem to be derpy goldies or labs or border collies. Untrained or abused animals?

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:07 AM (3byMq)

279 Everyone's run off to the AOSHQ Lounge, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai

No Suh, ain't nothin but the sweepin' an the moppin'

Lotta moppin'

*Plays some Blues, cause nobody else here*

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian at March 18, 2023 01:08 AM (2hexI)

280 I miss the possum with preserves of raspberry.

Meanwhile this cracks me up:
https://www.youtube.com/ shorts/h8AfXxLZe5g

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)

281 Hell. we live for this! Dumbass is our middle name!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 11:13 PM (anj39)
----
Dumbass? Why, that sounds like some place in Ukeland.
Posted by: Ciampino

"Dumbass" as a Youth was Heard and Perceived.

I Learned and Corrected myself.

Try telling that to the kids these days.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, beloved 101 year old dumbass at March 18, 2023 01:13 AM (2hexI)

282 I'm just trying to keep it from becoming stationary. I usually annoy during the day and sometimes late, late.

Some of it is just being able to get touch typing sort of back to functional. The mouse, argh, but I'm also so simple in my preferences. vi and manual transmission vehicles...

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:14 AM (3byMq)

283 Anybody see any news about a satellite coming down over NorCal? I just watched one an hour ago.

Posted by: yep at March 18, 2023 01:16 AM (sPYbd)

284 Meanwhile this cracks me up:
https://www.youtube.com/ shorts/h8AfXxLZe5g
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Linky no worky

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Lousy Quarter Acre Miklos at March 18, 2023 01:16 AM (2hexI)

285

Lookin' at market futures again right now...

More instability and collapse tomorrow, I suppose....

One Man warned us this would happen!

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 01:20 AM (+B/E1)

286 Klown World is becoming my go-to response for the unexplainable and there is more and more that does not resemble previous world chaos.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 12:23 AM (3byMq)

You see it too? It's a different, more stupid chaos. Like a bad joke told to someone who isn't in the mood.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)

287 Good evening, good people. Insomnia rears it's ugly head again.

Apparently I need to devote some time to figuring out why this is recurring.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2023 01:21 AM (KATBx)

288 Meanwhile this cracks me up:
https://www.youtube.com/ shorts/h8AfXxLZe5g
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Linky no worky
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Lousy Quarter Acre Miklos

Remove the space before "shorts."

That sounds like it should be a phrasing violation, but I don't think it is.

Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2023 01:21 AM (DgGvY)

289 @280
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

At first I thought what a pretty ragdoll. Maybe done for the heat, but that cat is manicured. poodle cat.
Weird convo.

This one is still my favorite from the guy that did the bacon doggo. This one wants a kitty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:22 AM (3byMq)

290 Lavdi Blogut!
Posted by: Zettai

Gesundheidt !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 01:24 AM (T4tVD)

291 Linky no worky

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Lousy Quarter Acre Miklos at March 18, 2023 01:16 AM (2hexI)

Remove space before shorts.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)

292 The space will likely show as (percent-character)20
but you probably already know that.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:26 AM (3byMq)

293

Y'know, in many places in South Asia, a quarter acre will sustain a large rice-loving family...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 01:27 AM (+B/E1)

294 Lookin' at market futures again right now...

More instability and collapse tomorrow, I suppose....

One Man warned us this would happen!
Posted by: Zettai

Different people look at different kinds of market futures.

I look at this-

https://tinyurl.com/3s2r7z8j

Too see the prices you have to download the pdf


There is also a Livestock Report every week

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Lousy Forty Acres and a mule Miklos at March 18, 2023 01:28 AM (2hexI)

295 JT

Posted by: Grussengottensdankenheitung at March 18, 2023 01:29 AM (2hexI)

296 #289 Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:22 AM (3byMq)

I love that one, thank you!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)

297 Linky no worky

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Lousy Quarter Acre Miklos at March 18, 2023 01:16 AM (2hexI)

Remove space before shorts.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

(that could get awkward....)

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 01:30 AM (T4tVD)

298 Y'know, in many places in South Asia, a quarter acre will sustain a large rice-loving family...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 01:27 AM (+B/E1)

We already have a two year supply of rice.

But you know what we don't have? Polearms.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)

299 You see it too? It's a different, more stupid chaos. Like a bad joke told to someone who isn't in the mood.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

People failed the test of inner voice and critical thinking voice it is, too. Bend the knee or just fall in line breaks something or highlights it so it can be seen more clearly.

Saw an exit ramp short with a tire/sandbarrel big jersey barrier with a big lamppost -- white car or road ranger straight into it. Looked like suicide to me. Midday.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:32 AM (3byMq)

300 Lavdi Blogut!
Posted by: Zettai

Nadler's birth name?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2023 01:33 AM (VwHCD)

301 Remove space before shorts.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

I would never ask, and Mr. Miley would not allow.

Posted by: Miklos is more a drinker and lover, not a fighter (also forgot pink Rockabilly socks which I still at March 18, 2023 01:34 AM (2hexI)

302 Miklos !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 01:34 AM (T4tVD)

303 Beloved Uncle Lousy Quarter Acre Miklos
see 292 I can't type it here because it just renders wait
'%20'

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:35 AM (3byMq)

304 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h8AfXxLZe5g

Posted by: Nope. Didn't blow the margins at March 18, 2023 01:36 AM (89Sog)

305 huh, showed up anyways your browser is hex encoding the space into that probably.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:36 AM (3byMq)

306 POLEARMS must have, in every room.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:37 AM (Mzdiz)

307 The Fauchard. That is my midieval polearm of choice.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 10:08 PM (3CCua)

the Lucerne Hammer: If you put a measuring marks on the haft you can also use it for log scaling at the mill, in the pond

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 01:39 AM (xhaym)

308 I have noticed and not promoting this over bitly, tinyurl, etc but if the url you paste into the Comments box doesn't wrap it'll be fine on the comment page.

I'm sure there were worse barrellings but the only crazy ones that I'm sure I figured out were word schemas and pasting part or the entirety of the actual thread, but in the url case that's a margin thing.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:40 AM (3byMq)

309 But you know what we don't have? Polearms.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

This may be a True Lie at Present, but-

I have seen the welding equipment, and some quality scrap steel.

Plan. Do. Enjoy.

Posted by: Miklos thinking Poleaxes at March 18, 2023 01:42 AM (2hexI)

310 So, we have 2 houses on our property, the main house and a cabin. The cabin has a washer/dryer hookup, but I gave the washer and dryer to Hogmartin when he moved down here because he needed them. Besides, it was stupid, washer in one room and dryer in a closet backing up to it. What was needed was a stackable. It was on the "to get" list, but wayyyy down the urgency scale.

We recently had a gas stove delivered, and I noticed on the truck an old top/bottom dryer/washer unit they guys had taken when they delivered new appliances to someone.

"You get that from another customer?"
"Yup"
"You gonna throw it out when you get back?"
"Yup"
"Can I have it?"

Guy looked at me like I was crazy, but said "sure" and unloaded it and left it.

I figured 3 possibilities:
1) It works. People throw out all kinds of old stuff that works fine when they get new stuff. Boggles my mind, actually.
2) It can be fixed. Fixing it is probably cheaper than buying a new unit (They go for $500 used around here, and $12-1500 new)
3) It's junk, in which case I've saddled myself with a trip to the dump

Posted by: Weirddave at March 18, 2023 01:42 AM (Bd7xR)

311 Well I bring the unit in, cut a hole in the walls to run the dryer vent to outlet in the closet, and hook everything up. Drier works. Washer doesn't. Called the repair guy. He comes out, and tells me it isn't broken. It just starts weird. Sprays water for a sec, then stops, then does it again and stops again. Calibrating the sensors or some such. I feel like a jackass, but I've never had a washer that works like that, so I pay the dumbass tax (service fee of $108 ). I try to run it through a cycle, and it really is broken, it won't drain or spin. Service guy comes back (service fee was good for 30 days). Finds what looks like a broken bracket (not from the washer) jamming the pump, plus a crack in the outer barrel (easy fix with FlexSeal). Removes it, washer works fine. It's a little loud, but I can live with that. So now I have a working washer/dryer unit for the cabin for like $100. Sweet!

Posted by: Weirddave at March 18, 2023 01:43 AM (Bd7xR)

312 POLEARMS must have, in every room.
Posted by: Miley,

Is True

Posted by: Polish Guys liking Americanski Ladies at March 18, 2023 01:43 AM (2hexI)

313 "Good evening, good people. Insomnia rears it's ugly head again.
Apparently I need to devote some time to figuring out why this is recurring."
Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2023 01:21 AM (KATBx)

I know why I'm still up. My nap this afternoon went a couple hours over what I planned.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 18, 2023 01:44 AM (76Foq)

314 Posted by: Weirddave

Does yer cabin come with a Lousy Quarter Acre?

Posted by: Tenant Farmer Miklos at March 18, 2023 01:46 AM (2hexI)

315 Spelum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2023 01:46 AM (ufFY8)

316 *wonders if she should ask Publius for a polearm for first anniversary gift*

That would give him 6 months, plenty of time.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)

317 Take it to a salvage and get the scrap metal $$ at least. Just wait for all these laptops on wheels starting keeling over.

Nice attempt however it works out. Definitely a better chance to fix than a fridge.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:47 AM (3byMq)

318 That would give him 6 months, plenty of time.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Maybe

Poland is a bit down the road.

Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at March 18, 2023 01:50 AM (2hexI)

319 gnite all.
Off to play Salty's friday Reeeeeestream.

Posted by: micky at March 18, 2023 01:51 AM (3byMq)

320 Weirddave. Having been in that 2nd cabin, I highly admire your genius and initiative in claiming that stacked unit.

Even if you've gotta fix it, it's gonna be cheep eats to get it up and running clothes in the Lower Forty you gotta plough.

Oh, and do put a deer feeder up 'tween you and the water? Not for hunting (yet), but for the time being, a source of great photos and entertainment.

Burning times changes the equations though, comprende?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2023 01:52 AM (e6UQI)

321 I watched him for awhile, but think he needs a statistics class or two, not just his nursing background. But I guess he gets some good info out there.

Statistics are ... hard.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)

If you want and understand statistics, go to Malo Gato's substack, or Matthew Crawford's

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 01:52 AM (xhaym)

322 Its a debatable point, but probably as many or more men have died from Spears throughout history, than swords.

Yeah... spear.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2023 01:53 AM (oHd/0)

323 312 POLEARMS must have, in every room.
Posted by: Miley,

Is True
Posted by: Polish Guys liking Americanski Ladies at March 18, 2023 01:43 AM (2hexI)

Yeah, in my house you really don't have room to swing a polearm...

Now... swords? yeah.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2023 01:54 AM (oHd/0)

324 Burning times changes the equations though, comprende?


Jim

Books

Actual books

Posted by: Miklos knows who reads above Grade Level at March 18, 2023 01:54 AM (2hexI)

325 Statistics are ... hard.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 11:24 PM (Cus5s)

If you want and understand statistics, go to Malo Gato's substack, or Matthew Crawford's
Posted by: Kindltot

We rate your statistics as FALSE

Posted by: Fact Checkers, or may some Intern at March 18, 2023 01:58 AM (2hexI)

326 So now I have a working washer/dryer unit for the cabin for like $100. Sweet!
Posted by: Weirddave at March 18, 2023 01:43 AM (Bd7xR)

sounds like a win to me!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2023 02:00 AM (tkR6S)

327 OMG, 6 months - yesterday was our halfiversary!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

328 So now I have a working washer/dryer unit for the cabin for like $100. Sweet!
Posted by: Weirddave at March 18, 2023 01:43 AM (Bd7xR)

sounds like a win to me!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Maybe it was good that I didn't respond to the Home Warranty thing in the mail.

Posted by: Miklos, elderly and Infirm at March 18, 2023 02:02 AM (2hexI)

329 OMG, 6 months - yesterday was our halfiversary!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Cajun/Zydeco band for the One Year

Posted by: Miklos knows People at March 18, 2023 02:03 AM (2hexI)

330 I'm out too, folks. Sweet dreams, all!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 18, 2023 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)

331 Miklos.

Books, rendered into food, are carbohydrates.

Critters at the feeder, uprange of the lake, are protein on the hoof. Or even besquirreled paw.

Pro Tip. Properly prepped and seasoned grilled squirrel is delicious.

Takes a lotta squirrel to feed a family, though.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2023 02:05 AM (e6UQI)

332 I'm out too, folks. Sweet dreams, all!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

*Sweet pickled okra fairies danced about her head*

Posted by: Moklos knows the Little People, aye at March 18, 2023 02:07 AM (2hexI)

333 If any of y'all are plagued with hard water and your dish/clothes washer gets stains I discovered Iron out does great cleaning them.

Just use the amount required to wash a load of either in the dispenser and be sure to use hot water. I set the dishwasher for pots and pans (long cycle time) and the clothes washer for heavy duty.

You'll be astonished at the difference.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2023 02:07 AM (KATBx)

334 I once spent 3 days stripping 200 feet of 24 pin television cables down to "bright" copper. The cutting through the thick black outer cover was an all day project. I then devised a "pinch" razor stripper to remove the 24 individual cables from their casements to revel the 18g braided copper wire underneath. Filled 2 five gallon buckets and took it to the local scrap metal center.

$185.00 US but they made me wait 2 days to make sure I had not stripped out some local office building... which in LA the thief's do on a daily basis.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2023 02:08 AM (J00IM)

335 Oh, and do put a deer feeder up 'tween you and the water? Not for hunting (yet), but for the time being, a source of great photos and entertainment.

Burning times changes the equations though, comprende?


Comme Ci, Comme Ca. The "photos" would be wonderful, but I'd have to completely fence the garden, a job I don't want to take on now. I'm already eyeing the racoons I very occasionally see on my neighbor's lawn. (She's pretty cool, told me she doesn't care what I shoot on her lawn as long as the body goes away. And the turtles in the lake need to eat, right?)

What's grinding my gears right now is a f'ing armadillo. My lawn looks like the second day of the Battle of the Somme. If I could ever see that bastard, I'd shoot it in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 18, 2023 02:08 AM (Bd7xR)

336 I am zzzz, y'all.

Hasta la nite ntie, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2023 02:09 AM (e6UQI)

337 Pro Tip. Properly prepped and seasoned grilled squirrel is delicious.

Takes a lotta squirrel to feed a family, though.


Jim

The heads have to be thoroughly cooked, because Reasons.

The famous Brunswick Stew is reputed to have been based on Squirrel. Then again, the Old Folks used to tell their Stories.

I do it with chicken and pork. And Lots o' Maters

Posted by: Miklos knows the Little People, aye at March 18, 2023 02:11 AM (2hexI)

338 I...


I....


Aye

Posted by: Miklos joins the Sweet Dreamers at March 18, 2023 02:16 AM (2hexI)

339 Eye !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 02:18 AM (T4tVD)

340 335

A technique used for tunneling varmints...

Oxygen + Acetylene through a long metal pipe with a Piezo sparker on the end stuff the pipe into the burrow hole....run the gas for a minute (make sure you clear of structures) and pop the Piezo...low grade "KA-BOOM" dirt flies up a few feet showing the burrow paths and your problem is solved!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2023 02:22 AM (J00IM)

341

Goodnite, good people. Be safe stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2023 02:36 AM (KATBx)

342 Player's Handbook FTW. Which polearm i used depended on how much $ (denominated in GP) i had.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2023 02:38 AM (KAi1n)

343 They were also in Iberia.
Posted by: Floridachick

Hence Celtiberians. Luar Na Lubre is a Celtic band from NW Spain. Great music.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2023 02:41 AM (KAi1n)

344 F the polearm

I'm a Benelli M4 Tactical kind of guy loaded with Dragon rounds alternating with slugs...

Must stay real to the deal folks!

Sweet Dreams Horde...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2023 02:49 AM (J00IM)

345 Barely midnight PST... and... pfft?

On a FIAFriday night?!

Well!

Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 02:53 AM (o0Fxd)

346 That video of the burning car.....

My cousin did a beautiful restomod of a 40s Buick. Had it sitting up on a lift in his shop while he welded a suspension support in the area one of the rear wheel wells. Aparently sparks and heat got to the rear seat foam and sat there smoldering. He closed up for the nite and around 3 am woke up to sirens - - burned the car completely and half the shop. Because it was up on the lift it easily caught the ceiling and roof otherwise it might have just caused smoke damage to the shop. Years later he still won't talk about it, poor guy. Lol.

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 18, 2023 02:56 AM (8JB5s)

347 I miss a lot of 'woke' commercials mainly because I record everything, watch later. Work schedule makes it difficult to watch anything live. Work all night, sleep all day.

https://youtu.be/_bO22R0tzJE



Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 02:56 AM (Hudry)

348 They don't like you to get any sleep around here

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2023 02:59 AM (xhxe8)

349 JQ, I've been lurking around, I am getting sleepy though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 18, 2023 03:08 AM (a4EWo)

350 Polearms: I'd like either a voulge on a longer wood chopping axe handle, which would make it a bill or a brush axe, or a slightly larger pole axe head mounted on a slightly flattened shovel handle.

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at March 18, 2023 03:13 AM (BuVfc)

351 > Every parent has done this

One very memorable moment for me like this happened when my wife and I were visiting a college friend and her family.

"Are you rocking the cat?"

I'm a cat person, and while I was standing, I had picked up her cat when it came by. Somewhere along the way I had put it over my shoulder and started automatically doing that sort of slow parental sway without even realizing it.

"Um, yes. Yes, I am," was my answer. Oops.

(Yeah, I was still in that slightly sleep-deprived parent stage.)

Posted by: Bitblt at March 18, 2023 03:22 AM (O+SGk)

352 So today I went to Duane Reade (like a Rite-Aid or a Walgreen's) to pick up some toothbrushes. Well, waddaya know? Those suckers were under lock and key. So was most of the packaged candy. These woke 'can't prosecute these types of crimes (shoplifting) due to systemic racism' DAs are fucking insane. It would be cheaper for the store to just unlock everything, but frisk everyone leaving the store.

What a world. Thanks, FJB!
Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2023 10:06 PM (emlEe)

I work for a major American supermarket chain. My price scanner is a phone and on it i keep a picture of a Spam can locked in an anti-shoplifting box, taken in a Duane Reade. When a shoplifter we saw arrested recently is back in the store because the DA let him go, I show that picture to my supervisors and managers.

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at March 18, 2023 03:22 AM (BuVfc)

353 They don't like you to get any sleep around here
Posted by: Skip

Did somebody fire up yer NEW chainsaw ?

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 03:56 AM (T4tVD)

354 President Trump posted a short video to YouTube overnight his first in 2 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 03:57 AM (EZebt)

355 Aww.. I used to 'rock' my cat (Rip, Booper) to sleep, slung over my shoulder... She was my babe. Pretty, patchy, calico cat. *sigh*

Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:02 AM (o0Fxd)

356 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at March 18, 2023 04:07 AM (Kr+3r)

357 Pixy B up YO !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 04:07 AM (T4tVD)

358 Later on, I had another gorgeous calico: The Tramp. Another lovely calico, with looong hair... Trampermatic Electric Purrbox. She was so awesome! A true rags-to-riches (alley- to- sissy-housecat) story. She and The Booper tolerated each other OK.

Took couple months before I could pick her up/hold her... Booper was a bellycat (cat owners, you KNOW what I mean, LOL)

Sweetest, most trusting Best Friend I ever had.

*sniff*

I miss those ol' girls!

Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 04:12 AM (o0Fxd)

359 (Willowed, I know.) But yep, cats are amazing, JQ.

Now that we have our own place, we've got a pair of youngish torties. I'm trying to get them comfortable with a shoulder hold, but they're not really having it. In fact, they don't seem to like being held in general! But they sure love snuggling when I'm lying down though, and are great little foot-heaters in the winter.

Posted by: Bitblt at March 18, 2023 05:03 AM (O+SGk)

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