Quick Hits

Our Fettermanesque "president" had another Adventure With Stairs today.

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A gay hysteric posted a letter her wrote to his father, forbidding him from voting for political parties that "seek to murder me."

Calm down, Susan.


A letter from a gay man issuing an emotional ultimatum to his Republican father went viral after he posted it on Twitter.

"So, I'm having to send that email that so many of us LGBTQ+ are sending--parents, vote GOP or keep your son. They're in denial about anti-queer, anti-trans legislation in the USA," read the tweet from Ryan Short, a gay man from Seattle, Washington.

He posted a screenshot of his message to his father and the response back.

"It's simple: he can do the right thing, or not. There's no compromise on this very specific requirement I make, which is this -- You are not allowed to vote for government parties that seek to murder me," read the text. "I shouldn't have to type those words out loud, but here we are."

"This is your Dad stop your viscous [sic] Words this is not about homosexuality I have friends who are gay and a brother who I supported loved and," the response read, but was cut off in the screenshot.

He also posted the entire letter to his family members issuing the same ultimatum.

"Here me clearly -- you cannot vote for the GOP and continue to have a relationship with me. No exceptions. I am inviting no dialogue, and I have no interest in nuance," he wrote in part.

I could very easily see his family deciding to have no further dialogue with this sissy.


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The letter did not specify why the man believed the Republican Party was seeking to "murder" him or anyone else.

Short's pinned tweet on his account read, "My goal this year is to be a hot dumb slut."

Well you nailed the "dumb" part. I imagine the "slut" part is well taken care of as well. "Hot," I'm thinking: nah.

Speaking of hysterical drama queens obsessed with sucking, Alexander Vindman asked his Twitter fanclub if he should sue people for reporting that he's peddling "defense services" to Ukraine after doing so much to create the need for such services in the first place.

Jim Thompson at RedState reminds us that this sketchy bearclaw-shaped operator (you are what you eat!) has sued people for saying Mean Things to him before.

After Vindman testified about the call, he was removed from his White House post and escorted off the property. He later retired. Vindman sued Trump and others claiming, among other things that they defamed and smeared him and kept him from being promoted to full Colonel. In November 2022, his lawsuit was summarily dismissed with the court telling Vindman that he hadn't proved his case. But the judge still took a swipe at Trump and his allies saying:

[Vindman's] pled facts, taken as true, certainly suggest that Defendants leveled harsh, meanspirited, and at times misleading attacks against him. But political hackery alone does not violate" the law.

In short, Orange Man Bad isn't a cause of action.

Vindman has confirmed he's trying to peddle his dubious "services," probably involving deactivating and disposing of dangerous pastries, to Ukraine.

In a tweet -- which he has now deleted -- he commented on someone reporting his efforts to sell his "services" to Ukraine:

"Thanks for the advert. I'm trying to get logistics in place to help Ukraine win the war and secure America. Looking for philanthropic contributions to get it going. Reach out if you support the cause of democracy and US National Security."

So yeah, he admitted he was doing that.

But now he asks his Twitter fanclub if he should sue:

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Fatty Fatty Four-by-Four, you already confirmed you were shopping your "logistics" services in a tweet. You deleted that, I guess so you could then deny the story, but we can see the tweet, and any defendant can subpeona Twitter for a record of the tweet.

If, you stupid fat blob of failure and Not Fighting In Any Actual Wars, you are thinking that "profiteering" is libelous, no, Fatty McGoo, "profiteering" has a vague definition which is opinion-based:

: one who makes what is considered an unreasonable profit especially on the sale of essential goods during times of emergency

That's from Merriam-Webster. It is an opinion whether or not the profits you seek are "unreasonable" or not, and you can't sue for an opinion. Given that you're constantly demanding that Americans sacrifice their wealth for the sake of Ukraine, one might consider it "unreasonable" that you're pitching a paid position to provide "logistics" to Ukraine instead of offering your Obese Services freely.

Or does the list of Americans who are supposed to sacrifice for Ukraine not include you, Prison Lips?

But let's face it, you're not really asking for legal advice; you're just attempting to wage sleazy lawfare on your critics and set up the predicate for an Alexander Vindman Legal Defense Fund GoFundMe. Right?

Former Pink Floyd member Roger Waters has decided to re-record Dark Side of the Moon without any of his former band-mates, who he hates. And the feeling is mutual.

Is it any good? Eh. It feels like it's different for the sake of being different.

He says he's going to really stress the "political" themes of the original album. Yayyy, politics in everything!!!

Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift, which will be attempting to ban gas stoves.

Which the media tells us is definitely not on the leftwing agenda, but oh wait, maybe it is.

Failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has announced she will be joining an environmental advocacy dark money group that is pushing to regulate and ban natural gas-powered stoves.

It's always food with this one.

Rewiring America, the nonprofit group Abrams will join as senior counsel, is a self-described "leading electrification nonprofit, focused on electrifying our homes, businesses, and communities."

Through her role, Abrams will "launch and scale a national awareness campaign and a network of large and small communities working to help Americans go electric," according to the group.

"She will also guide the organization as it builds the tools and capacity to connect Americans and their communities to machines, installers, Inflation Reduction Act incentives, and jobs in the clean energy transition," the group added of Abrams.

The media will insist that this is totally not the Democrats' agenda, until the very moment the Democrats ban gas stoves -- and then they'll start praising the Democrats for their "deft handling" of the issue.

Which is exactly what they did on gay marriage, too.

They just lie to the public about their intentions, with the media backing up all those lies -- and then the media praises all this lying as "skillful politics."

DeSantis: The government is a threat to your freedom, but it is not, as Corporate "Conservatives" contend, the only threat to your freedom.


Tucker Carlson savages the media as the Proletarian Guard of the Oligarchy -- and also savages himself for serving this monster for most of his adult life, and never having noticed that he was just a pawn of the Oligarchy.

Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald

More explicit, genuine and unflinching penance for past mistakes in this single two-minute video than most media figures offer in their entire careers[.]

Many people responding to the above clip by claiming this is some new thing Carlson is saying.

He's been saying things like this for several years, but since liberals have their views shaped by snippets chosen by Media Matters and Vox Video Dunce, they have no idea this is true.

Update: Is Tucker talking about Fox?

You'll notice Tucker Carlson went on his rant just a couple days after it was pretty explicitly reported that he was forced to stop doing Jan 6 stuff by the cuckservative management at Fox.

I think that's the 'revelation' he was referring to.

Posted by: DudeAbiding

Small point, but we don't know Fox told Tucker to stop airing the videos. I sure suspect they did, however.

If they did, then their main draw is three steps from walking out the door, and good for him if he does.

I first thought of this video as another Gym Thot video, but it's not really the girl's fault. Yes, she should have checked where she was setting up her camera and should not have pointed it at the bench. But I can see someone just forgetting to do that, especially if there aren't many people around.

I don't know if the guy should have moved or not. It depends on how far away the next bench is. And it's not like this girl can't also just move her tripod. It's not a heavy implement.

So I think this is just two people, blundering into a confrontation, neither being considerate, both insisting on their own way, and both making each other's days a little worse.

Posted by: Ace at 05:00 PM




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1 I’ll fetch the otters

Posted by: Boone at March 17, 2023 05:01 PM (m5ncZ)

2 He ain't Irish, no malarky man.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 05:02 PM (qFMhH)

3 Letter from gay man issuing ultimatum to his father goes viral: 'You are not allowed to vote for ... parties that seek to murder me'

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No one will want to murder you if you'll stop trying to f*ck children.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 17, 2023 05:03 PM (yK9py)

4 Well, I guess he won't have to talk with that messed up kid again.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at March 17, 2023 05:04 PM (mbH6j)

5 When the country threw man in jail for sodomy the number of suicides was a fraction of what it is now.

So...do you care about suicide prevention? Ban homosexuality now. If it saves just one life...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 05:04 PM (lc5cP)

6 Yo!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 17, 2023 05:05 PM (Anl+c)

7 Girl probably got more hits on the video with the old man than the entirety of her regular videos put together.

Posted by: MartynWW at March 17, 2023 05:05 PM (Ur3df)

8 It's Gimlet O'Clock.

Let's get this party started!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 05:05 PM (up/3i)

9 About to watch Triangle of Sadness
This better make me laugh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:05 PM (fUnHJ)

10 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Foo_ kin Jay-sus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:06 PM (14URa)

11 wow, so much crazy going on.
OT:
hey, any one sick? I got the super cold that's been going around. not covid, apparently, but a couple of national magazines were bitching about a non-covid coughing fit cold last month. atlantic and such.

well, here in D1, fuck. there goes the weekend.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 17, 2023 05:07 PM (MLrvz)

12 The previous thread was surprisingly moderate. I guess the regulars are tired of repeating themselves and the one-name nics got ignored mostly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:07 PM (yQpMk)

13 I don't like that anti-slapp laws don't apply to republicans.

I think next time we should make sure that they do.

Videnemenn and Hunter suing people for what?

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 17, 2023 05:07 PM (MLrvz)

14 Ok 3 minutes in and I'm already laughing

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:07 PM (fUnHJ)

15 @9

>>This better make me laugh

It will.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 05:08 PM (up/3i)

16 Joe is reason enough for all Irish-Americans to drop being part of the hyphen class."oh no thank you, I'm Welsh".

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 17, 2023 05:08 PM (QEPWt)

17 You can take my gas stove from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 05:08 PM (DMyTF)

18 Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:06 PM (14URa)

!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 05:08 PM (xPJvm)

19 " I have no interest in nuance"

Ok. Burn in hell you weirdo.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 05:08 PM (iayUP)

20 So, I'm having to send that email that so many of us LGBTQ+ are sending--parents, vote GOP or keep your son.

Don't let the door of reality hit your sore ass on the way out. Have a nice life, son.

Posted by: Your Parents at March 17, 2023 05:09 PM (Xrfse)

21 A gay hysteric posted a letter her wrote to his father, forbidding him from voting for political parties that "seek to murder me."

Calm down, Susan.


He seems sane.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:09 PM (yQpMk)

22 >>>"She will also guide the organization as it builds the tools and capacity to connect Americans and their communities to machines, installers, Inflation Reduction Act incentives, and jobs in the clean energy transition," the group added of Abrams.

She can guide food to her piehole, that's about it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 05:09 PM (Mzdiz)

23 "It's simple: he can do the right thing, or not. There's no compromise on this very specific requirement I make, which is this -- You are not allowed to vote for government parties that seek to murder me," read the text. "I shouldn't have to type those words out loud, but here we are."

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For Typing Out Loud!!! Do they even know what murder is? Are you trying to identify as a cow or what?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (h1jJh)

24 Peaches, LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (fUnHJ)

25 A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (14URa)

26 Does anybody have the browser extension which allows you to see the number of dislikes on YouTube? I would like to know the like/dislike ratio on that Roger Waters DSOTM clip.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

27 Trump banned flavored vape juice. Asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (DMyTF)

28 Failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has announced she will be joining an environmental advocacy dark money group that is pushing to regulate and ban natural gas-powered stoves.
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IF they ban gas stoves I want the ban to include *all* gas stoves including those in private residences.
I know many of you will scream; but, I want them to live by their own rules.
That $10,000 stove in every politician's home needs to go.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (qFMhH)

29 So bai-din claims to be a jigger?

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (MF3yS)

30 Gay dude making binary demands on his father is such a typical interaction between the ultimately fragile Left and the Right.

"See things my way and my way only; accept my truth as THE truth; fall in line or else." It's all so... what's the word?

"Tolerant."

Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (gS3OW)

31 interesting comment last thread made me think.

crazy loon in NYC indicts trump, trump asylum's in florida, desantis says no to extradition citing NYC loon's "purely personal political gain" pros of trump on novel, madeup bullshit charges.

DeSantis become the hero we need

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (MLrvz)

32 Tucker is showing a lot of contrition, which is a good thing. Nothing demonstrates character like admitting a mistake.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, it wuz pencils! at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (jTmQV)

33 No intention of murdering anyone. Pfizer will handle that.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (Mzdiz)

34 What do we do when on the next steps slip he bangs his head and comes up and from then on sounds like Max Headroom, the Max after the lights go blinky and it's all gibberish?

Will they Fetterman him and rule from not behind the door but right in front of us, and say fuck you, no questions, and for SURE, don't you mention Harris.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 17, 2023 05:12 PM (KiBMU)

35 Lol "off you pop, then".

Guy missed a chance at "but first ..."

Posted by: spindrift at March 17, 2023 05:12 PM (h5TKJ)

36 Of course I got willowed. *sigh*

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (wagHN)

37 Gov. Pritzker Signs Law Making Illinois Just 3rd State to Mandate Paid Time Off for “Any Reason,” Adding Burden to Small Business Owners

A state that Pete Buttigieg can love

Posted by: PeeWee Herman at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (RHGPo)

38 Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (14URa)

Heh. Irish.

"It's ride, Sally, ride, not roid Sally roid!"

I think I need to watch The Commitments tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (xPJvm)

39 Come on hip bone.

Country needs a new pair of shoes.

Posted by: Stairs at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (dqfDL)

40 Guy on bench was fairly polite. Just as easy for her to move, and she has no claim on the seat. Once he said no ... she should move along. "But I'm a celebrity, I have 1000 viewers that watched me once".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (Cus5s)

41 The girl live streaming with the guy on the bench seems way too contrived to me to be real.

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 05:13 PM (gmo/4)

42 Rewiring America, the nonprofit group Abrams will join as senior counsel, is a self-described "leading electrification nonprofit, focused on electrifying our homes, businesses, and communities."

She's gonna electrify the whole country..put it on a paying basis..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

43 Trump banned bump stocks. Asshole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (DMyTF)

44 Is there video of Biden's latest stumble ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (bs+z0)

45 Where is the video of Joe vs the stairs?

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (gmo/4)

46 It's cloggin.
How do you do it?
You just jump up and down and around and make a lot of noise...

Almost looks like a snapshot of Joey getting his 'hustle-trot' thing on.

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (3byMq)

47 I think the fitness girl bit is hilarious and also very tutorial.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (PCK5/)

48 Another quick hit.

And in this corner, here’s a liberal pansexual trans woman railing against ‘forced puberty’ for kids

https://bit.ly/42fEI5X

You guys are all for freedom except when it comes to forcing kids to go through puberty. I, for one, can testify that puberty causes great trouble, expense, and embarrassment and I haven't recovered to this day!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (nVLaF)

49 44 Is there video of Biden's latest stumble ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (bs+z0)

Yeah, I really need that, too.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (14URa)

50 Former Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters has decided to re-record Dark Side of the Moon without any of his former band-mates, who he hates. And the feeling is mutual.

As I understand it, Pink Floyd's first album after Waters left, A Momentary Lapse Of Reason, has been more commercially successful than everything he has released. I assume this is a cash grab by releasing something with the nostalgia of Pink Floyd without having to share any Reichsmarks he may earn from it with the lesser mortals who helped make him famous.

He is an odious little man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (GYIa4)

51 Gainzzz-
I’m a gym bro and ate dog food for the gains — here’s how it worked

https://tinyurl.com/3hh736jh

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 05:15 PM (NpAcC)

52 I don't know who else is on YouTube, but watching the Presidential Zomboys has left me convinced that not only would Donald Trump lose to AI Donald Trump (always the best part of any worthwhile sketch), he might even lose to AI Obama. If the past five years were arranged to make us welcome our gamer AI overlords, it's working.

Posted by: trev006 at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (DTm0P)

53 He says he's going to really stress the "political" themes of the original album. Yayyy, politics in everything!!!

So R.W. is going to add lyrics denouncing the Jews to DSotM?

Is it any good? Eh. It feels like it's different for the sake of being different.

Not going to give him any clicks.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (xttsV)

54 "So I think this is just two people, blundering into a confrontation, neither being considerate, both insisting on their own way, and both making each other's days a little worse."

The curmudgeon was being a bit of a dick. Pretty clear she's doing a "performance" and he easily could've move on a few feet. If she was hogging all the space in front of a tourist statue or point of interest, sure, she'd be the selfish one for commandeering public space. But that guy was just looking to be a jerk.

Not usually a supporter of ego-streaming in public, but he's the worse of the two.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (aXxgO)

55 As an old woman, I felt much more sympathy for the old guy sitting on the bench. Her fitness journey can move 30 feet down the sidewalk.

Posted by: Trump said shithole country at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (dTFZY)

56 Trump banned bump stocks. Asshole.

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Even better than that?

The Republicans in Congress just introduced a bill to remove suppressors, SBRs, etc. from Class III / ATF purview. The SHORT Act IIRC.

You know. Now that they know they can count on the Democrat President's veto. Exactly like the Obamacare repeal bills.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (yK9py)

57 The old man was pretty funny, "followers ? are you Jesus now ?"

HA

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 05:17 PM (NtVYv)

58 That poor Bench.

Clearly caught up in a generational dispute of proper etiquette in the 21st century.

Move your ass or the tripod? It is a close call. . .

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2023 05:17 PM (6Tc2R)

59 I think Vindman is the Sissy letter writer and the Bench Sitter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2023 05:17 PM (R/m4+)

60 Telling vulnerable young people that your political opponents want them to DIE is disgusting. But effective. All it took is deciding that anything less than full approval is a desire that you cease to exist whatsoever.

And instead of telling vulnerable people that no one is ever approved of entirely and that has no impact on how much you are loved, they use that trauma to emotionally blackmail people for political gain, with NO thought to the damage caused or who caused it.

In 2016 I had to talk my kids down. I was LIVID and still am. I also made a comic.
http://synova.blogspot. com/2021/05/respect-their-feelings.html

Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2023 05:18 PM (BD/yx)

61 “ My fitness journey”… snort.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 05:18 PM (PCK5/)

62 I bet the old guy can get more followers just going around and crashing these other asshole's videos.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 05:18 PM (iayUP)

63 More great memes of Brandon tripping the light fantastic.

https://bit.ly/3YW5TzG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 17, 2023 05:18 PM (nVLaF)

64 Viscous?? Like KY Jelly??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 05:18 PM (Vwz3I)

65 Yes, I have had the cold. Sinus problems last week and my voice started to go. Managed to work but took off Tues-Thurs. voice is better and I'm not as tired. Take your vitamin C and D plus zinc and you'll be fine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 05:19 PM (6lj/r)

66 10 On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Foo_ kin Jay-sus", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:06 PM (14URa)

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:19 PM (CQE5S)

67 "It's always food with this one."

LOL! Will sign off for little while on that high point.

Posted by: Lola - Free Jacob Chansley at March 17, 2023 05:19 PM (GshMh)

68 Gay dude making binary demands on his father is such a typical interaction between the ultimately fragile Left and the Right.

"See things my way and my way only; accept my truth as THE truth; fall in line or else." It's all so... what's the word?

"Tolerant."

--

Totolerantarian

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2023 05:20 PM (h1jJh)

69 What's the link to that piece about DEI (woke bs) being the opposite of Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:20 PM (fUnHJ)

70 So, I'm having to send that email that so many of us LGBTQ+ are sending--parents, vote GOP or keep your son.

Dear son, your brother/sister thanks you for the increased inheritance. Love, Dad

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:20 PM (GYIa4)

71 A gay hysteric posted a letter her wrote to his father, forbidding him from voting for political parties that "seek to murder me."

Maybe if the alphabet people had been magnanimous with their ill-gotten victory courtesy of the black-robed ones and hadn't immediately moved to suing bakers and florists for not bowing down to them and then moving on to pushing mutilation of children they could be less hysteric.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2023 05:20 PM (xttsV)

72 No, the fitness thot should bugger off to another bench.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 05:21 PM (Mzdiz)

73 9 About to watch Triangle of Sadness
This better make me laugh


lol well report back!

btw that grumpy Englishman is my spirit animal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2023 05:21 PM (w0NJk)

74 25 A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:10 PM (14URa)

Peaches, you're doing great.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:21 PM (CQE5S)

75 Was @carpedonktum maga thread about Trump's Arabian Horse replies offered yet?

https://bit.ly/40hSSBO

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (3byMq)

76 Here me clearly -- you cannot vote for the GOP and continue to have a relationship with me. No exceptions. I am inviting no dialogue, and I have no interest in nuance," he wrote in part.
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Gee I wonder if it will turn out he's a violent leftard socialist activist.

Nah, probably just a regular dude.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (BXxcV)

77 Trump banned flavored vape juice. Asshole.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 05:11 PM (DMyTF)

Which Executive Order was that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (GYIa4)

78 Prison lips, such a sexy name.
Gee Ace, it's like you are right there listening to Bearclaw's pillow talk.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (jIreZ)

79 Tucker Carlson can quit, but probably has a noncompete. Or, he can broadcast the footage of feds breaking into the capital and get fired, in which case the noncompete won't hold water.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (lTGtQ)

80 How many videos like the last one are scripted/staged? Does this fall in that category? I don't know.

Posted by: profligatewaste at March 17, 2023 05:24 PM (Be3jb)

81 It's a public park not her private park . In the past I would have moved but not any more. Now what I would still not do is intentionally try to get in her shot . Did he do that ? I can't tell.

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2023 05:24 PM (7HLtt)

82 A gay hysteric posted a letter her wrote to his father, forbidding him from voting for political parties that "seek to murder me."
_______________

Go on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2023 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

83 Rewiring America, the nonprofit group Abrams will join as senior counsel, is a self-described "leading electrification nonprofit, focused on electrifying our homes, businesses, and communities."

She's gonna electrify the whole country..put it on a paying basis..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (yQpMk)

I wonder if anyone asked her to identify the part of the country which wasn't electrified 50 years ago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:24 PM (GYIa4)

84 "You are not allowed to vote for government parties that seek to murder me," read the text. "I shouldn't have to type those words out loud, but here we are."

Yeah, no. "We" aren't here. You are here because you're mental. Nothing we can do about that other than ignore you up to the point where you force us to act - act, not "murder" - as you join the groomer crowd and go after children.

But, again, you're mental and logic isn't going to work here; so good luck in your self-imposed hell.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (aXxgO)

85 Presiden Vigorou

Yeah.

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (PiwSw)

86 I have no sympathy for the dad. He raised his son to be a sad, narcissistic asshole, unfamiliar with the word no. Tough shit, Nancy’s dad.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (u73oe)

87 Good evening, horde!

Fitness live stream cracks me up. F**k that girl in particular, and her "followers" in general. It's a public park bench. He can be asshoe and sit there if he wants to. These so-called influencers can EABOD. So full of themselves.

That is all.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (OX9vb)

88 75 Was @carpedonktum maga thread about Trump's Arabian Horse replies offered yet?

That's not an Arabian horse. Probably a Freesian.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (Mzdiz)

89 He says he's going to really stress the "political" themes of the original album
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Wow. Rebooting something popular but now with leftard politics added.

What an amazing original idea!

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (BXxcV)

90 @79

>>Tucker Carlson can quit, but probably has a noncompete.

Noncompete's are largely unenforceable.

Back in the Go-Go 80's a number of post houses lured editors and colorists with big contracts that had non-compete clauses in them, the suing houses were laughed out of court.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (up/3i)

91 Would love to see that Biden jig image photoshopped into one with Elaine Benes dancing on Seinfeld.

Also into one with Ghana’s dancing pallbearers at Jimmy Carter's funeral.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (g4o1H)

92 My vote's for the guy on the bench--in a public park, not her one-person office.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:26 PM (CQE5S)

93 Some days I wish I had stayed in the Matrix....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2023 05:26 PM (bs+z0)

94 Old guy on bench just wanted to watch young girl exercise. She was cruel to deny him. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 05:26 PM (Cus5s)

95 There is no ambiguity about the video girl and the man on the bench. She asked him to move nicely; he refused nicely. Then she became belligerent and insulting and tried to order him to move. At which point he rightly told her to go pound sand.

A couple of points:
Tripods can move.
It makes no difference how close another bench was.
The park is a public space and no one has the right to order someone else about.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at March 17, 2023 05:26 PM (96wFa)

96 Tiktok girl can't pivot.She should've included the bystander in her video. It could've been charming.
Instead she's a laughing stock

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:27 PM (fUnHJ)

97 As an old woman, I felt much more sympathy for the old guy sitting on the bench. Her fitness journey can move 30 feet down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Trump said shithole country at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (dTFZY)

He should have just said that he was watching her and that she had a nice ass... she'd have moved.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:27 PM (GYIa4)

98 @88 Just the messenger. Beauty anyway. Not even large compared to those beasts we've seen on the daily Cafe though.

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 05:27 PM (3byMq)

99 I'm in social media! I'm a very important person!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 17, 2023 05:28 PM (ik/65)

100 "You are not allowed to vote for government parties that seek to murder me," read the text. "I shouldn't have to type those words out loud, but here we are."



If I told my father what he was allowed or not allowed to do, he'd kick my ass, and he's been dead for a decade.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

101 Maybe the guy on the bench is her dad.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:28 PM (CQE5S)

102 Our Fettermanesque "president" had another Adventure With Stairs today.
___________________

Where is that asshole Chevy Chase? He made fun of an All-American football player for stumbling ONCE, and this vegetable does so on a weekly basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

103 [iGood evening, horde!

Fitness live stream cracks me up. F**k that girl in particular, and her "followers" in general. It's a public park bench. He can be asshoe and sit there if he wants to. These so-called influencers can EABOD. So full of themselves.

That is all.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (OX9vb)

That was awesome. "Followers? Are you Jesus?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (DRSnL)

104 DeSantis is great in that short video btw

really well framed argument

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (w0NJk)

105 @97

>>He should have just said that he was watching her and that she had a nice ass... she'd have moved.

The Lingua Franca is, "Look at that big juicy booty!"

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (up/3i)

106 I'd like one of Our Photoshop Skilled Morons to

make the Vindman photo above have have bear claws instead of dollar bills flying around Vindman's head like cherubs .

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (L1tQx)

107 My MIL used to have a lot of followers when she still drove.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (iayUP)

108 91 Would love to see that Biden jig image photoshopped into one with Elaine Benes dancing on Seinfeld.

Also into one with Ghana’s dancing pallbearers at Jimmy Carter's funeral.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 05:25 PM (g4o1H)

Good ones!

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (CQE5S)

109 Funny. My next door neighbor, at the old place, is a mill worker. His sons work there too. The youngest one is gay and was the first person I saw with a bumper sticker supporting Trump. I am tired of these idiots thinking they speak for everyone with their sexual preference.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (6lj/r)

110 You'll notice Tucker Carlson went on his rant just a couple days after it was pretty explicitly reported that he was forced to stop doing Jan 6 stuff by the cuckservative management at Fox.

I think that's the 'revelation' he was referring to.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (AjL/0)

111 Trump banned bump stocks. Asshole.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 05:14 PM (DMyTF)


Well, one thing that's funny is despite having clear control of the statehouse since 2018, DeSantis is only reversing the unconstitutional Parkland laws- age limits and red flag laws- only after safely re-elected. Like he could only risk it during the Severe Conservative phase that even Mitt Romney went through before his 2012 run.

And yet, despite the massive Republican majority in Florida, they STILL aren't doing constitutional carry! What a Shame.

Posted by: trev006 at March 17, 2023 05:30 PM (DTm0P)

112
Gays stripping in front of pre-teen children = good

Men sitting on benches in public places = bad

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 17, 2023 05:30 PM (yK9py)

113 "Dark Side of the Jews" then?

Posted by: Woger Raters at March 17, 2023 05:30 PM (ik/65)

114 Wow. Rebooting something popular but now with leftard politics added.

What an amazing original idea!
-------
That's what we said!

Posted by: Marvel Comics at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (Vwz3I)

115 Nothing worse than viscous words

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (0hOvj)

116 Where's all the homo murder happening again?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (BXxcV)

117 dude, interesting point. May be!

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2023 05:32 PM (BvUNN)

118 Funny. My next door neighbor, at the old place, is a mill worker. His sons work there too. The youngest one is gay and was the first person I saw with a bumper sticker supporting Trump. I am tired of these idiots thinking they speak for everyone with their sexual preference.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 05:29 PM (6lj/r)

Someone should tell him that he's not only gay, he's hysteri-sexual and that he needs to calm down. Telling people to calm down always works.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:32 PM (GYIa4)

119 Tucker Carlson can quit, but probably has a noncompete. Or, he can broadcast the footage of feds breaking into the capital and get fired, in which case the noncompete won't hold water.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 05:22 PM (lTGtQ)

If he has further explosive footage, he really needs to leak it to someone. Mike Lindell for preference, but I'm not particular. Tucker did a great job, and the abuses he has documented are a permanent stain on American justice. But he can't just back off and retain his dignity, never mind his credibility.

Posted by: trev006 at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (DTm0P)

120 116 Where's all the homo murder happening again?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (BXxcV)

Go ask Allah.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (14URa)

121 My two cents worth. Dad feel free to lie to your kid about how you vote next year. Nobody needs to know, even your son. Keep that relationship alive, if anything for his sake, because sometimes family can be the last life line a person has.

As far as Stacy Abrams goes, I am not worried, since Stacy has failed at everything she has ever done, my gas range is a safe as can be, along with my charcoal smoker.

Vinman, who cares.

Posted by: Picric at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (P6YcC)

122 Nothing worse than viscous words
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (0hOvj)

They're thick with irony.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (AiZBA)

123 Hysterical homo says the same thing about Republicans that AmishDude would say about lawyers. "They're trying to kill me." Lunatics gotta lunatic.

Posted by: Crazy is as crazy does at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (La8Fd)

124 113 "Dark Side of the Jews" then?
Posted by: Woger Raters at March 17, 2023 05:30 PM (ik/65)

THAT was a good one.

Posted by: trev006 at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (DTm0P)

125 "Where's all the homo murder happening again?"

They're not "homos." They're men dressed as women having sex with men.

Posted by: Aggot at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (ik/65)

126 >>>As an old woman, I felt much more sympathy for the old guy sitting on the bench. Her fitness journey can move 30 feet down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Trump said shithole country

I hear that, but he was also walking in the park. By which I mean: He had gone out for purpose of exercise. He wasn't some invalid.

We don't know how far the next bench was but I don't think he's some kind of weakling. Otherwise, why is out he out getting exercise?

Of course, "her fitness journey" could have used a couple dozen extra paces, too.

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2023 05:34 PM (BvUNN)

127 "You are not allowed to vote for government parties that seek to murder me," read the text. "I shouldn't have to type those words out loud, but here we are."
_______________

"And you are not allowed to suck cock or get cornholed, you perv."

Posted by: Dad at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

128 w00t Dude Abiding got added to ace's post:

Update: Is Tucker talking about Fox?

You'll notice Tucker Carlson went on his rant just a couple days after it was pretty explicitly reported that he was forced to stop doing Jan 6 stuff by the cuckservative management at Fox.
I think that's the 'revelation' he was referring to.

Posted by: DudeAbiding

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (CQE5S)

129 What happens if you push 2 reset buttons?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (jIreZ)

130 >>>My two cents worth. Dad feel free to lie to your kid about how you vote next year. Nobody needs to know, even your son. Keep that relationship alive, if anything for his sake, because sometimes family can be the last life line a person has.

i hear this but i disagree. At some point, people disown themselves. He is a hateful monster and they are better off just making peace with his leaving and living better lives without him.

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (BvUNN)

131 122 Nothing worse than viscous words
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:31 PM (0hOvj)

They're thick with irony.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 17, 2023 05:33 PM (AiZBA)

And slippery.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (CQE5S)

132 Roger Waters re-recording Dark Side of the Moon without his band mates.....I guess you can fuck up a free lunch

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (kJH1Z)

133 Go ask Allah.
Posted by: Peaches

Grace Slick, right?
...marching snare drum sounds

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 05:35 PM (3byMq)

134 Not usually a supporter of ego-streaming in public, but he's the worse of the two.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (aXxgO)

Sure he is being a dick, but does he have a reason to be a dick? Old guy like that, probably has lived through a disaster, failure or end of the world for every year of his life, with people telling him it is just a momentary problem, stand in line and the world will be better, and now he is old, tired and has some telling him he is ugly old and unwelcome and he has to go to the back of the line for the young pretty kids.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (xhaym)

135
I know that people with mental illnesses need special help and special indulgences but if they keep affirmatively trying to make your life as bad as their own, at some point you can lay down the law and tell them to either treat you with respect or find another support system.

Posted by: ace at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (BvUNN)

136 I cannot vote for a party that would allow the murder of children

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

137 Vindman has confirmed he's trying to peddle his dubious "services," probably involving deactivating and disposing of dangerous pastries, to Ukraine.

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Well, he still is the Director of the nations Strategic Pastry Reserve, so ... definitely a potential national security threat.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (g4o1H)

138 Go ask Allah.


I think he'll know.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

139 > Nothing worse than viscous words
__________

sharp tongue

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (Q4IgG)

140 "Dark Side of the Jews" then?
=====
"Another Kyke in the Wall"?

Wailing Wall??

Posted by: Marvel Comics at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (Vwz3I)

141 So I think this is just two people, blundering into a confrontation, neither being considerate, both insisting on their own way, and both making each other's days a little worse.

They are kind of polite about it but yeah, neither are very nice about it.

The thing is, the girl is not using the area for its proper and natural purpose. She's turning it into her little internet show, and then becomes upset when anyone intrudes on her violation of the natural use of that location. Its like going to a restaurant and putting on your show with a camera and then getting upset at the servers for walking through. You're WRONG.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (0hOvj)

142 136 I cannot vote for a party that would allow the murder of children

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

Much less a party that advocates for it, abrogates free speech of others who display their dissaproval of it, and use my tax money to fund it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (ynpvh)

143 C'mon, guys. Fitness girl is doing a scripted fake.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (5YmYl)

144
Biden, the one man Riverdance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)

145 The thing is, the girl is not using the area for its proper and natural purpose. She's turning it into her little internet show

-

Huh. I wonder if you need a permit for filming like that since you're making money off of it?

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (5OcwI)

146 144 Biden, the one man Riverdance.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)

; )

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (CQE5S)

147 Also, if the girl had said " oh, I'm livestreaming - you don't mind being on the internet, do you?" he probably would have volunteered to move.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (fUnHJ)

148 sock off

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (Vwz3I)

149 Of course, "her fitness journey" could have used a couple dozen extra paces, too.

Posted by: ace


If I had Elon Musk money, I just might buy youtube and demonetize everyone. Go ahead and post all the vapid videos you want, but you had better get a real job, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (lTGtQ)

150 Vindeman should have had a dishonorable discharge, at a minimum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

151 Vindeman should have had a dishonorable discharge, at a minimum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

No way that fat ass can run a mile and a half in twelve minutes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:41 PM (yQpMk)

152 Maybe people's take on the livestream bench-sitting correlates with the number of Rude People they encounter every day.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:41 PM (CQE5S)

153 Jovan Collazo was found not guilty of charges related to kidnapping via hijacking a school bus.
He was found not guilty due to insanity. The Army began the process to chapter him out of the military.
Collazo had jumped a barbed wire fence to exit Fort Jackson and subsequently took over a bus. He also attempted to escape the detention/jail facility he was brought to for this incident.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=138713

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (/hCMk)

154 Vindeman should have had a dishonorable discharge, at a minimum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

I can think of some other fates that would also be appropriate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (Irn0L)

155 143 C'mon, guys. Fitness girl is doing a scripted fake.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (5YmYl)

Probably.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (CQE5S)

156 Maybe people's take on the livestream bench-sitting correlates with the number of Rude People they encounter every day.
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 05:41 PM (CQE5S)


and whether they are an old man.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

157 Biden stumbling up or down stairs every day makes me FEEL NOT SAFE

Posted by: Susan in Seattle at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (pCZHI)

158 At some point, people disown themselves. He is a hateful monster and they are better off just making peace with his leaving and living better lives without him.

It is extremely difficult to handle homosexuality and transexuals these days. In the past, they would bend to the culture around them and their family members and not insist upon themselves. They were humble and recognized that they were not just outside the norm, but violating what their loved ones and the culture around them held to.

Today, they insist they are not just normal but that EVERYONE ELSE no matter the odds, must totally agree with, be comfortable with, and support or encourage.

My 2nd cousin at 18 decided she was a boy, took hormones, etc. She changed her name and was so insistent that she be called this new name by her dear and loving grandmother that she refused to speak to the woman for months until granny broke down and started calling her this new name.

Not only was that violently disrespectful, but its demanding everyone in the world bend to your whims rather than bending to theirs. Granny can call you wahtever the hell she wants and you keep your damned mouth shut about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:43 PM (0hOvj)

159 " if the girl had said " oh, I'm livestreaming - you don't mind being on the internet, do you?" he probably would have volunteered to move."

she said she was recording and he said "oh, hello" and waved to the camera (iirc). Which did almost seem to be contrived ... maybe she just wanted to add some drama to her video. ... Except then she apologized to her five viewers ... (or maybe it continued with him watching ... and it got more porno lite from there?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (Cus5s)

160 Huh. I wonder if you need a permit for filming like that since you're making money off of it?

Well, you do if you're a film company at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (0hOvj)

161 It's funny that they are so polite while fighting (Brits!) but telling someone "no one wants to see that (you)" is really insulting.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (fUnHJ)

162 "She" won't be voting GOP either, even in Boston.

REDUXX @ReduxxMag
IRELAND: An extremely violent trans-identified male has been sent to a women's prison after being convicted of threatening to rape and murder his own mother.

Barbie Kardashian has 15 previous convictions for violent crimes.

https://tinyurl.com/2hk6dwm4

As pretty as you'd imagine.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (Vwz3I)

163 I intend to make the world safe for bearclaws!

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw Vindman, Defense Monister Of Ukraine (when it's safe) at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (pCZHI)

164 Trump posts on Facebook for first time since 2021

https://tinyurl.com/ye3rb84u

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (NpAcC)

165 @154

>>I can think of some other fates that would also be appropriate

Trampoline lessons under a fully revved Chinook?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 05:44 PM (up/3i)

166 Are we all gonna meet in NYC to witness the end of democracy in America when they indict trump and do something about it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:45 PM (Irn0L)

167 I know that people with mental illnesses need special help and special indulgences but if they keep affirmatively trying to make your life as bad as their own, at some point you can lay down the law and tell them to either treat you with respect or find another support system.
Posted by: ace at March 17, 2023 05:37 PM (BvUNN)
__________________

This.

Reciprocity is the basis of all healthy and sustainable human interactions. If Lance here is going to throw down the gauntlet, Dad is under no obligation to him thereafter, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 17, 2023 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

168 Also, if the girl had said " oh, I'm livestreaming - you don't mind being on the internet, do you?" he probably would have volunteered to move.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (fUnHJ)

She did say that...and he said 'fine' then she said he would ruin it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

169 Not usually a supporter of ego-streaming in public, but he's the worse of the two.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 05:16 PM (aXxgO)

--

Au contraire mon frere. The old man was funnier than Monte Python in the their prime:

"Oh you're on a journey are ya"
"you have followers, are you Jesus"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2023 05:46 PM (h1jJh)

170 147 Also, if the girl had said " oh, I'm livestreaming - you don't mind being on the internet, do you?" he probably would have volunteered to move.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (fUnHJ)

She did say that she was livestreaming. If she was close to the camera, nobody would've seen him at all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:46 PM (ynpvh)

171 Too bad he didn't do a face plant.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 05:46 PM (wagHN)

172 I kind of like the Skaa cover of Brain Damage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWYwOY5LfN0

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 05:46 PM (xhaym)

173 Biden, the one man Riverdancepants.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)

FIFY.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (L1tQx)

174 'mon, guys. Fitness girl is doing a scripted fake.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at March 17, 2023 05:38 PM (5YmYl)

Yeah, but i still chuckled at the old guy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (NtVYv)

175 Nevergiveup

Don't pick the defended targets. There are other options.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (u82oZ)

176 Wish it was a top step and coming down

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (xhxe8)

177 Are we all gonna meet in NYC to witness the end of democracy in America when they indict trump and do something about it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:45 PM (Irn0L)
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This is the case where the recently released prisoner, disbarred felon Michael Cohen, is the lead witness?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (pCZHI)

178 Where's all the homo murder happening again?
Posted by: ...

Now that Ed Buck is in prison?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (FVME7)

179 Are we all gonna meet in NYC to witness the end of democracy in America when they indict trump and do something about it
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Nope.

He's not worth going to NYC.

Sorry.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (/hCMk)

180 "Oh, your followers? Oh are you Jesus now, are you?"

Okay, I laughed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

181 If I had Elon Musk money, I just might buy youtube and demonetize everyone. Go ahead and post all the vapid videos you want, but you had better get a real job, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (lTGtQ)

Because of what they already do in that line, most players have superchats and Patreons for donations already. Also their own ad inserts.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

182 "Attorneys, is there a defamation suit here?"

Is he thinking about suing himself?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (h1jJh)

183 Hockey so missed the earlier post, but good, I guess, to see ace confirming my impression about his and so many people's actual reason for preferring Heavy D to Trump.

"he has a successor that embraces Trumpism but without all the Trump baggage, and would like to stop doing that."

Does "Trumpism" = policy issues, the only things that matter (not personalities and people's woobies and tribalism and humoring stupid spouses and friends and hilarious self___ worries and all the other b.s.)?

Because it's a premise that remains to be substantiated, AFAIK. And the electoral wishcasting about comparative "electability" is a doozy that ignores actual recent history and the dynamics in play.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (OTzUX)

184 They really need to put a stair elevator on the Air Force 1 stairs.

One of those things where Biden sits down and buckles in and then rises at a stately pace into the plane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (pCZHI)

185 Don't pick the defended targets. There are other options.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (u82oZ)

Words to live by.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (14URa)

186 She did say that...and he said 'fine' then she said he would ruin it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

She only said it after asking him to move which obviously annoyed him.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2023 05:49 PM (fUnHJ)

187 154 Vindeman should have had a dishonorable discharge, at a minimum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

I can think of some other fates that would also be appropriate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (Irn0L)

Well, I did say at a minimum. Lots of other legal and extra-legal activities he should have been forced to participate in.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

188 I am a jelly doughnut.

Posted by: John Fitzgerald Kennedy at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (0Mgf9)

189 {{{Peaches}}}

Long time no see. I trust you are thriving, and have stories to tell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (u82oZ)

190 They really need to put a stair elevator on the Air Force 1 stairs.

One of those things where Biden sits down and buckles in and then rises at a stately pace into the plane.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (pCZHI)

Now *that* would project power.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (AiZBA)

191 Too bad he didn't do a face plant.
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That'd be a ficus not viscous or are we talking about different things?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (Vwz3I)

192 They really need to put a stair elevator on the Air Force 1 stairs.

One of those things where Biden sits down and buckles in and then rises at a stately pace into the plane.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (pCZHI)

I prefer the field expedient brownstone pet owners have - a tub on a rope lowered from the plane doorway.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

193 I like the part where she carefully keeps her face covered until 2:43 in order to allow everyone to see her face.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 17, 2023 05:51 PM (yK9py)

194 Stop me if you've heard this one before: the walls are closing in.

Posted by: The Dead Horse Leftist Comic at March 17, 2023 05:51 PM (pCZHI)

195 158 Granny can call you wahtever the hell she wants and you keep your damned mouth shut about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:43 PM (0hOvj)

"Does entitled asshole work?" -- Granny

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

196 Long time no see. I trust you are thriving, and have stories to tell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:50 PM (u82oZ)

You, too, Dog! And, uh, I moved to Indiana. Thriving is off the table and most of my stories would involve my cat.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (14URa)

197 Because it's a premise that remains to be substantiated, AFAIK. And the electoral wishcasting about comparative "electability" is a doozy that ignores actual recent history and the dynamics in play.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (OTzUX)

I've heard the "palatable candidate" nonsense all my life but the press demonizes the GOP candidate anyhow.

They'd demonize Pence, for chrissake, its their nature.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

198 This is the case where the recently released prisoner, disbarred felon Michael Cohen, is the lead witness?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (pCZHI)

Was that conviction actually legit or was it mostly bogus (as in, he didn't do anything not considered "normal" at any other time in history)?

Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (BD/yx)

199 Nevergiveup

Send LtCol V man to Canada. They need organs for their organ banks.

HTH did he make LtCol? . Army promotion boards done screwed up. They chose ... unwisely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:53 PM (u82oZ)

200 Hi, SMH!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2023 05:53 PM (OX9vb)

201 Nope.

He's not worth going to NYC.

Sorry.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 05:47 PM (/hCMk)

As trump often says it is NOT him. They are going after US thru him. This is a message to all who want to destroy the deep state and swamp: Don't ever dare again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:53 PM (Irn0L)

202 154 Vindeman should have had a dishonorable discharge, at a minimum.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

I can think of some other fates that would also be appropriate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 05:42 PM (Irn0L)
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Serious point: Mark Milley should be in Leavenworth for making his Chinese calls.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (pCZHI)

203 You, too, Dog! And, uh, I moved to Indiana. Thriving is off the table and most of my stories would involve my cat.
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (14URa)

Congratz if you were in a worse place than Indiana. I grew up in Cincy.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (eoQWY)

204 The trophy for participation generation has grown into the you will see me generation. Stupid twats.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (MxBsu)

205 Twitter? You Tube? Fffffft. Go find your CB radio.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (glGDV)

206 And it's not like this girl can't also just move her tripod. It's not a heavy implement.

First, she got it there somehow so obviously she is capable of moving it or has the service of someone who is. Second, it's a f*ckin' tripod. It swivels. Loosen one knob and pan it four feet to the right. Problem solved.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (nfrXX)

207 Again, see my post @ #41.

Fake.

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

208 Was that conviction actually legit or was it mostly bogus (as in, he didn't do anything not considered "normal" at any other time in history)?
Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (BD/yx)
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Haha! Bank fraud. That was normal and acceptable when?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:55 PM (pCZHI)

209 You, too, Dog! And, uh, I moved to Indiana. Thriving is off the table and most of my stories would involve my cat.
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (14URa)

The internet is for cat stories.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:55 PM (eoQWY)

210 206 And it's not like this girl can't also just move her tripod. It's not a heavy implement.

First, she got it there somehow so obviously she is capable of moving it or has the service of someone who is. Second, it's a f*ckin' tripod. It swivels. Loosen one knob and pan it four feet to the right. Problem solved.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2023 05:54 PM (nfrXX)

OR turn the camera a bit so the bench is out-of-view...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

211 Peaches

Word on the street is you left to go back to California, started a training academy for cat assassins, let one infect the Governor's brain, then had to go in hiding from black helicopters.

So OPSEC on the real story. Got it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:57 PM (u82oZ)

212
Obviously, she should've told the old guy that he wasn't allowed to sit on the park bench in her shot because he was literally murdering her.

That always works.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 05:57 PM (L1tQx)

213 so anyways, I am proud, I got my first batch of potatoes planted today. Two rows, not a lot but the ground is sodden.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 05:57 PM (xhaym)

214 They really need to put a stair elevator on the Air Force 1 stairs.

One of those things where Biden sits down and buckles in and then rises at a stately pace into the plane.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:48 PM (pCZHI)

If I'm president, I'm taking the inflatable slide route every.single.time.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2023 05:58 PM (z/ifB)

215 most of my stories would involve my cat.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (14URa)

You know the rule, Peaches hon

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 05:58 PM (BXxcV)

216 There's no compromise on this very specific requirement I make

Push comes to shove, this is how all gays ultimately feel about ther personal rainbow-related issues, which is why LGBT Inc. is always so authoritarian (and also why traditionalists cannot just "sip a little penis" to not rock the boat, go along to get along, build coalitions etc.).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

217 {{{ SMH at what's coming}}}
*Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. Hope he is doing well. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

218 Amusingly, both Facebook and Youtube are looking at charging for "validation" blue checks heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (0hOvj)

219 there may be a reason why this never happened before. what if south carolina indicted lincoln or something.

anyway, good job GOP to protect yourself from lefty lawfare

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (MLrvz)

220 As trump often says it is NOT him. They are going after US thru him. This is a message to all who want to destroy the deep state and swamp: Don't ever dare again
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Sorry, NGU, but this nation is under judgement from God.

And yes, I know the enemy is after us, but my trust is in the Lord Jesus Christ, and He has already defeated the enemy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (/hCMk)

221 "EVERYONE ELSE no matter the odds, must totally agree with, be comfortable with, and support or encourage."

True that it's gotten worse. In NYC gays have become quite rude.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (RqMSv)

222 OR turn the camera a bit so the bench is out-of-view...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

Or interview the old guy. Content is content.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (xhaym)

223 {{{ SMH at what's coming}}}
*Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. Hope he is doing well. *
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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He's fine.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:00 PM (/hCMk)

224 He's fine.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:00 PM (/hCMk)

That sounds... ominous

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:00 PM (BXxcV)

225 Or interview the old guy. Content is content.

I think that requires more creativity, intelligence, and skill that she has

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (0hOvj)

226 212
Obviously, she should've told the old guy that he wasn't allowed to sit on the park bench in her shot because he was literally murdering her.

That always works.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 05:57 PM (L1tQx)

And complain, as a woman of color, he's being racist to her.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

227 Fitness bimbo is an idiot. A "professional" just carries on in such a circumstance. It's a public park, people will be walking by, sitting at benches, whatever, and you have no expectation, and certainly no right, to demand they alter their normal routines to accommodate your sorry ass. I applaud the guy sitting on the bench for standing (well, sitting) his ground.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (XMwZJ)

228 Haha! Bank fraud. That was normal and acceptable when?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 05:55 PM (pCZHI)

I don't keep a list of what every person Trump ever did business with is convicted of. So I asked.

Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (BD/yx)

229 Sorry, NGU, but this nation is under judgement from God.

And yes, I know the enemy is after us, but my trust is in the Lord Jesus Christ, and He has already defeated the enemy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 05:59 PM (/hCMk)

Don't be sorry, that is a great attitude and I commend you for your faith. But G-Ds will on earth sometimes has to be given a nudge by mortals in his defense

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (Irn0L)

230 Girl/bench. A near perfect example of the sense of entitlement entertained by her generation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (oLF0J)

231 Hello, Dash.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (/hCMk)

232 That sounds... ominous

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:00 PM (BXxcV)

You thinking fava beans and a nice Chianti?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:01 PM (14URa)

233 Kindltot

"So how do you feel, old man, when a bright, young, fit, influencer jumps and wiggles in front of you?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

234 And who uses the phrase gas "powered" stove? It's a gas stove.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (XMwZJ)

235 Always a big Pink Floyd fan. Having said that, Waters is an asshole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (PINQh)

236 Don't be sorry, that is a great attitude and I commend you for your faith. But G-Ds will on earth sometimes has to be given a nudge by mortals in his defense
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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The only thing some of us can do is pray, since we're too broke to do anything else.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (/hCMk)

237 That sounds... ominous

Maybe she was talking about how hot he is. How is he? He's Fiiine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (0hOvj)

238 It should be easy to use a personal elevator

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (xhxe8)

239 233 Kindltot

"So how do you feel, old man, when a bright, young, fit, influencer jumps and wiggles in front of you?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (u82oZ)

What woulda happened if he took a pound out of his wallet and tried to put it in her jogging pants?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

240 And you can't harsh my mellow today. I have a handyman! And he will help me get rid of the dead fridge, clean up the yard, put in garden beds and more. I may even have the outside of the house one color!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (6lj/r)

241 Back around 1982 my buddy was able to build a pretty sweet little hangout in his basement. Stereo, black lights, etc. And a huge cinderblock wall begging for graffiti.

Thus was born a 12 foot by 10 foot mural of Dark Side of the Moon album cover. By me. With an airbrush. And weed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (Q4IgG)

242 TexasDan - wouldn't that be awesome? You're the President, AF-1 comes to a stop, and the Secret Service and air crew are just BEGGING you not to do it again, but you just grin, pull the red handle on the inflatable ramp and yell "GERONIMO!!!" as you jump out.

Posted by: PabloD at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (Av+9r)

243 Who knew Joe could do the Riverdance thing.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (VdGjU)

244 240 And you can't harsh my mellow today. I have a handyman! And he will help me get rid of the dead fridge, clean up the yard, put in garden beds and more. I may even have the outside of the house one color!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (6lj/r)

A good handyman is worth his (yes, HIS) weight in gold.

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (14URa)

245 jim (in Kalifornia)

LOL.
It's the UK. He'd be arrested for thought-crime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

246 We just got a new gas stove, nice one. Should last 10-20 years at least. Price had gone up quite a bit over the month we waited cleaning and fixing stuff though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:04 PM (0hOvj)

247 Peaches is here and in fine fettle. Good to see you,lady

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (MxBsu)

248 Dark Side is why God invented headphones.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (RqMSv)

249 Always a big Pink Floyd fan. Having said that, Waters is an asshole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 06:02 PM (PINQh)

Agree. As someone mentioned above, I think he was hugely butt-hurt when Gilmour's Floyd albums did so well.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (UQUAY)

250 Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift,
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'Stacey Abrams' now triggers this quote from Patrick O'Brian:

"...the most repugnant beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (miw4b)

251 That sounds... ominous
Posted by: ...
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How so?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (/hCMk)

252 Looking at the situation in Israel and hoping Netanyahu holds firm, doesn't get stabbed in the back, and passes in full the judicial reforms needed. I find it difficult to find Isarael news that are not skewed to the left. Anyone has updates that are accurate?

Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (VDwbs)

253 For a rude Limey, Fitness Girl had a decent fartbox

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (N6Cku)

254 Notsothoreau

This is fantastic! And I will put cash money down that there is no man-bun wearing by your helper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (u82oZ)

255 247 Peaches is here and in fine fettle. Good to see you,lady

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (MxBsu)

You, too, Ben! How are the horses doing?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (14URa)

256 I have the pyramids and sand poster from the Dark Side of the Moon LP. I like that side over the other, everyone always puts that one up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (0hOvj)

257 250 Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift,
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'Stacey Abrams' now triggers this quote from Patrick O'Brian:

"...the most repugnant beast that ever urged its squat thick bulk across the face of the protesting earth."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:05 PM (miw4b)

It took SMOD to fix that problem 65My ago.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

258 Vindman's all excited today about the International Criminal Court putting out an arrest warrant for Putin today:

The ICC warrants out for Putin and Russia's "children's rights commissioner" are a powerful statement about which side has the moral high ground in this war. Beyond the illegality of the invasion itself, the world's top judicial body has officially found likely war crimes.

A small problem - the ICC isn't that interested in targeting Russia. What the ICC is really interested in doing is targeting Israel (for "war crimes" against the Palestinians), and us (for our "war crimes" in Afghanistan).

Neither Russia, Israel, or the United States accepts the authority of the ICC, and the ICC would love to establish as a legal principle that it has jurisdiction over all counties, whether those counties accept the ICC's jurisdiction or not.

Vindman is supporting a path that would eventually lead to American soldiers and American officials being tried by international tribunals for "war crimes".

He's quite the patriot.




Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2023 06:07 PM (2tUFv)

259 My favorite Floyd album is Meddle. Second favorite is Animals. Third is Momentary Lapse of Reason. that said, Dark Side of the Moon is the one I heard first, so it holds a special place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 06:07 PM (UQUAY)

260 Always a big Pink Floyd fan. Having said that, Waters is an asshole

Me too but yeah. Waters is really, really talented but a huge a-hole. The other guys are really talented too but you can tell the difference between Pink Floyd with him and without him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:07 PM (0hOvj)

261 158 Not only was that violently disrespectful, but its demanding everyone in the world bend to your whims rather than bending to theirs. Granny can call you wahtever the hell she wants and you keep your damned mouth shut about it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 05:43 PM (0hOvj)

There's a number of permutations of my name that I don't particularly like being called, but I can deal with it because--unlike the permanent grievance class--I'm a functional adult with functional adult issues to worry about.

Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2023 06:08 PM (PZvjL)

262 I've heard the "palatable candidate" nonsense all my life but the press demonizes the GOP candidate anyhow.

They'd demonize Pence, for chrissake, its their nature.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

They DID demonize Pence.
Romney.
McCain.
Bush.
Bush.
Reagan.

Normal people ignore it as stupid campaign mud slinging and as soon as the election is over everyone goes out for a mixed drink and waitress sandwich and pretends it never happened. (Except for Pence. No waitress sandwhiches for you!)

I don't think it even changed with Trump. I think it changed with Obama.

Obama's supporters and Obama himself continued to treat the "other side of the isle" as the enemy. That was actually a bit unprecedented. And of course anyone holding a normally Republican opinion suddenly only held that opinion at all because the President was Black.

Yes, Hillary insulted all potential Trump voters as "deplorable" but Obama insulted all McCain voters as only opposing him because he didn't look like the men on the money. Oh, but his voters LOVED his snide humor about lipstick on a pig. Obama's opponent's voters were Bitter Clingers.

Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2023 06:09 PM (BD/yx)

263 OH SNAP

I'VE BEEN QUOTED BY ACE

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND I CAN DIE HAPPY

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 17, 2023 06:09 PM (AjL/0)

264 Waters has always been an insufferable jackass: For example, Roger Waters was always bent out of shape over "Wish You Were Here" because the producer pulled in someone else to do the lines for "Have a Cigar" and Waters always insisted he would have "eventually" gotten the line.

Umm, sure Roger, whatever, because studio time is cheap and producers can afford to wait 456 takes before you get it right.

The last video: I don't blame the guy for standing his ground. Years past, it wouldn't have been an issue. These days, what with the way guys have been maligned for being men, and women telling men they're useless, well, babe, here's a clue: This is what happens: Ordinary chivalry is tossed out the window.

Congratulations, young ladies, you won and this video is your trophy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at March 17, 2023 06:09 PM (2YtOq)

265 And who uses the phrase gas "powered" stove? It's a gas stove.
Posted by: Angzarr
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Someone who is ignorant, and yet, consequently, is certain that they know more than you do.

The general reference is, 'The Unconsciously Incompetent.`

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:10 PM (miw4b)

266 Dear Mr. President,
Please state the foreign policy goal for the support of Ukraine and sanctions against Russia in one hundred words or less.

Clock starts now.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (glGDV)

267 If you want a remake of DSotM, here are two versions by the same band even, and they're excellent.

Not like the creepy Bidenesque Creepy whisp[er Singing by Waters.

"Dub Side of The Moon" by Easy Star All Stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJEZWsnIECo

"Dubber Side of the Moon" by Easy Star All Stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD_SkZpc6J0

Surprisingly, different, fun versions, mon!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (L1tQx)

268 so anyways, I am proud, I got my first batch of potatoes planted today. Two rows, not a lot but the ground is sodden.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 05:57 PM (xhaym)


Planting potatoes on St. Patrick's day. How Zen of you.

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

269 There's a number of permutations of my name that I don't particularly like being called, but I can deal with it because--unlike the permanent grievance class--I'm a functional adult with functional adult issues to worry about.

I don't mind people going "please call me this" like the guy named Richard who doesn't want to be called Dick. I get going by your middle name or whatever, I'll accommodate you.

What I won't do is endorse and support you in your mental illness. And you do NOT get to tell grandma what to call you. If she calls you sweetums every time she sees you, even with your girlfriend or the bros... she gets to call you sweetums. Especially a 90 year old woman who lived through WW2 and the Depression.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)

270 Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift, which will be attempting to ban gas stoves.
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Will you people LAY THE FUCK OFF ON BANNING USEFUL STUFF!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (fs1hN)

271 My favorite Floyd album is Meddle.
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Nods knowingly

Exhales slowly

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

272 I wanted to call this guy cause he had a flyer up in the store and has the same first name as my great uncle (Millard). Local guy. The local guys all look like they played football in high school. This guy might have been a wrestler. But I was telling him what I wanted to do and told him I didn't know if he would tackle it. He said "I'm a handyman. That's what I do". He'll cut my grass in the summer too and put the fence back up for my dog.

Folks should be encouraging their kids to go into the handyman business.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (6lj/r)

273 Dear Dude,

Ace reads all this stuff. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (glGDV)

274 Someone who is ignorant, and yet, consequently, is certain that they know more than you do.

The general reference is, 'The Unconsciously Incompetent.`
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:10 PM (miw4b)

Someone here said it best: "he has an impenetrable swaggering ignorance."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (UQUAY)

275 I want to see Biden photoshopped in with Jagger and Bowie in that Dancing In The Streets video.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (iayUP)

276 Looking at the situation in Israel and hoping Netanyahu holds firm, doesn't get stabbed in the back, and passes in full the judicial reforms needed. I find it difficult to find Isarael news that are not skewed to the left. Anyone has updates that are accurate?
Posted by: Floridachick at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (VDwbs)

Update no, but my take
I have never liked Netanyahu as a Leader. He should have retired long ago. And in this case he is failing to lead and is being led by radicals in his party. He could have taken control and negotiated a judicial reform would have addresses many, not all, of the issues conservatives really want. But he is not brave enough to confront those in his coalition leading to the Country to the brink of danger. Is the left equally to blame, damn yeah, but Netanyahu is the PM and it is his responsibility to lead and he is following not leading

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (Irn0L)

277 Who knew just put a international arrest warrant on your local bad guy and the international police go get him?

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (xhxe8)

278 I'm back. Looks like the gangs all here. {{Hugs}} to all.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (wagHN)

279 SMH, you are wealthy in the eyes of the Lord because you believe in Him and are living that faith.



Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:13 PM (MxBsu)

280 270 Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift, which will be attempting to ban gas stoves.
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Will you people LAY THE FUCK OFF ON BANNING USEFUL STUFF!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (fs1hN)

that's the point. They want you dependent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

281 Oh, and homo ultimatum: Whatever. He's certainly put the special in snowflake.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at March 17, 2023 06:13 PM (2YtOq)

282 "My favorite Floyd album is Meddle."

"One of these days" at 11.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 06:13 PM (iayUP)

283 {{{ jewells45 fuck cancer}}}

Cherished one, glad you are thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

284 Vindman's all excited today about the International Criminal Court putting out an arrest warrant for Putin today:

Another slight problem with the ICC's putting out an arrest warrant for Putin is that the sole charge against him is that child refugees were transported from Eastern Ukraine to Russia, which the ICC says is a "war crime".

The slight problem with that is that we transported about 1,500 children without their parents from Afghanistan to the United States during our bug-out, which would appear to be equally illegal.

If you don't think that the ICC isn't carefully setting up a precedent for eventually prosecuting Americans, you are very, very naive.

Vindman's a great patriot - it's just for which country that is uncertain.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (2tUFv)

285 278 I'm back. Looks like the gangs all here. {{Hugs}} to all.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (wagHN)

{{{{{jewels}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (14URa)

286 SMH, you are wealthy in the eyes of the Lord because you believe in Him and are living that faith.
___

Yes, I am.

That doesn't equate to going to NYC or anywhere else to protest.

That costs real money.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (/hCMk)

287 I'm back. Looks like the gangs all here. {{Hugs}} to all.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (wagHN)
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Is today ozone day?

Hi Jewells!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (2YtOq)

288 bear with asymmetrical balls: "...which is why LGBT Inc. is always so authoritarian (and also why traditionalists cannot just 'sip a little penis' to not rock the boat, go along to get along, build coalitions etc.)."

Seems that way. Give 'em an inch and they'll take six more.

Barump-ump. Try the veal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

289 275 I want to see Biden photoshopped in with Jagger and Bowie in that Dancing In The Streets video.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (iayUP)

La Cucharacha?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

290 I do think Fox News without Tucker's show is... gonna really suffer in the ratings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)

291 My favorite Floyd album is Meddle.
______________

Nods knowingly

Exhales slowly
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

Perhaps. But I was maybe 5 years old when the album was released. I think Dad would have noticed if I was taking bong hits in my room. Brother definitely would have. He was such a prude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Angry Leprechaun at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (UQUAY)

292 Didn't the ICC harass Dubya over a bunch of bullshit, too? I'll give it the same level of interest that I give Roger Waters' political views.

Posted by: CppThis at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (PZvjL)

293 Stacey Abrams has moved on to her next highly-paid grift, which will be attempting to ban gas stoves.
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Stacey can't produce one damn thing other than an enormous cloud of odorous intestinal gas spends her time destroying stuff instead. PLEASE MAN A TRENCH IN UKRAINE!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (fs1hN)

294 178 Where's all the homo murder happening again?
Posted by: ...


Well there's this new prison in El Salvador...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (DhOHl)

295 God has given me what I need, not what I want.

Which is a good thing, in hindsight.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (/hCMk)

296 How so?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:06 PM (/hCMk)

But like one of those hostage videos.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (BXxcV)

297 I want to see Biden photoshopped in with Jagger and Bowie in that Dancing In The Streets video.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 06:12 PM (iayUP)


Pee Wee Herman and Tequila shoes

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

298 I can see how optimistic banning gas stoves could be. Just look at how easy it is to get that dumbass Cassidy to sign up for stupid. And since it is the same state LA, has Kennedy been purchased? Some awful commentary of late.

Posted by: micky at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (3byMq)

299 Well there's this new prison in El Salvador...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 06:15 PM (DhOHl)

OMG, is that the best thing ever?

Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (14URa)

300 lol Blake. Not today. Not ever.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (wagHN)

301 Some days I think ACE just posts stuff to read the comments in response.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj)

302 I honestly thing *biden's going to meet his demise by tumbling DOWN AF-1 stairs and splattering on the tarmac like a rotten bag of tomatoes.

We'll never see it however.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 06:17 PM (Q4IgG)

303 But like one of those hostage videos.
___

Umm...whatevers.

He's okay, alive and breathing after a long day at work in St. Louis.
Better?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:18 PM (/hCMk)

304 183 Hockey so missed the earlier post, but good, I guess, to see ace confirming my impression about his and so many people's actual reason for preferring Heavy D to Trump.

"he has a successor that embraces Trumpism but without all the Trump baggage, and would like to stop doing that."

Does "Trumpism" = policy issues, the only things that matter (not personalities and people's woobies and tribalism and humoring stupid spouses and friends and hilarious self___ worries and all the other b.s.)?

Because it's a premise that remains to be substantiated, AFAIK. And the electoral wishcasting about comparative "electability" is a doozy that ignores actual recent history and the dynamics in play.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Someone did an in depth but early view of the potential primary electorate for the GOP. There are differences in the relative SES of supporters of DeSantis v. Trump and some racial issues as well.

Simply put, DeSantis might make inroads in the high SES/whites traditional suburban corporate base in some states but the tradeoffs might be a far lower voter excitement among those that seldom vote. Trump, vice versa.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2023 06:18 PM (r4qoG)

305 Which is a good thing, in hindsight.

Yeah. I warn people about praying for things from God. He will give you what you pray for... but usually not the way you would prefer.

There's a poem about that

I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong
I asked for wisdom and God gave me problems to solve
I asked for prosperity and God gave me brawn and brain to work
I asked for courage and God gave me dangers to overcome
I asked for patience God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait
I asked for love and God gave me troubled people to help
I asked for favors and God gave me opportunities
I received nothing I wanted I received everything I needed
My Prayer Has Been Answered.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj)

306 Will you people LAY THE FUCK OFF ON BANNING USEFUL STUFF!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (fs1hN)

If they thought you didn't like them they wouldn't be banning them. They'd be making them mandatory.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:19 PM (BXxcV)

307 SMH, exactly. What happens from here on out,change will not come from protest but direct action

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (MxBsu)

308
"Obscured By Clouds" always sounds to me like the second part of "One of These Days"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16V-wNwlTw0

Different groove same feeling.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (L1tQx)

309 The ARC of History!: "The slight problem with that is that we transported about 1,500 children without their parents from Afghanistan to the United States during our bug-out, which would appear to be equally illegal."

And while we're at it, most of Central America, South America, and Mexico are complicit in escorting child refugees in their invasion of the US. Is the ICC going to send in expeditionary forces and remove the governments of all the Americas?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

310 He's okay, alive and breathing after a long day at work in St. Louis.
Better?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:18 PM (/hCMk)

I was just joshing with you. You know, har har har and all that.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (BXxcV)

311 Doing well Salty. Went to set up my show tomorrow, went by to visit my bestie, making corn beef and cabbage for later. Life is good right now

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (wagHN)

312 Didn't the ICC harass Dubya over a bunch of bullshit, too?

The ICC's harassment of the Trump Administration was bad enough that we sanctioned a couple of senior ICC officials.

The Biden Administration removed the sanctions, but Blinken reiterated that we didn't accept the ICC's jurisdiction.

But don't hold your breath waiting for us to protest an arrest warrant issued against another country that doesn't accept the jurisdiction of the ICC.

War crimes trials by international tribunals against Americans. It's coming.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (2tUFv)

313 309 The ARC of History!: "The slight problem with that is that we transported about 1,500 children without their parents from Afghanistan to the United States during our bug-out, which would appear to be equally illegal."

And while we're at it, most of Central America, South America, and Mexico are complicit in escorting child refugees in their invasion of the US. Is the ICC going to send in expeditionary forces and remove the governments of all the Americas?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 17, 2023 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

Not if they want to keep being supplied with illicit drugs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:21 PM (ynpvh)

314 Someone here said it best: "he has an impenetrable swaggering ignorance."
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Also, "Sir, you treat ignorance as though it were a virtue"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:21 PM (8e9gw)

315 >>>So I think this is just two people, blundering into a confrontation, neither being considerate, both insisting on their own way, and both making each other's days a little worse.

Disagree! The old man wasn't asking anything of her, while she was demanding that he move for her convenience. The only one insisting on her own way way the Fitness Journey Star.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (gv7Yb)

316 314 Someone here said it best: "he has an impenetrable swaggering ignorance."
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Also, "Sir, you treat ignorance as though it were a virtue"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:21 PM (8e9gw)

There's another variation: "Ignorant, and Proud of it"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

317 I was just joshing with you. You know, har har har and all that.
___

Sorry, feeling a bit prickly.

Back is acting up again.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (/hCMk)

318 Pink Floyd?

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (MF3yS)

319 Disagree! The old man wasn't asking anything of her, while she was demanding that he move for her convenience. The only one insisting on her own way way the Fitness Journey Star.


exactly she was an annoying, entitled, skinny-fat bitca

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (w0NJk)

320 315 >>>So I think this is just two people, blundering into a confrontation, neither being considerate, both insisting on their own way, and both making each other's days a little worse.

Disagree! The old man wasn't asking anything of her, while she was demanding that he move for her convenience. The only one insisting on her own way way the Fitness Journey Star.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (gv7Yb)

Probably more of a star on her Only-Fans page...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

321 Nood

Posted by: Rex B at March 17, 2023 06:23 PM (OnhE9)

322 I said this in 16 and 20
Where is the FREEDOM Candidate?

DeSantis explains the New Right in 60 seconds. He knows What Time It Is: “We’re creating a model for what a free society should be. Yes: freedom for you to not be constrained by government—all conservatives have always believed that—but also, freedom for you to live your life

It appears RIGHT HERE

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 06:23 PM (BRHaw)

323 What woulda happened if he took a pound out of his wallet and tried to put it in her jogging pants?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2023 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

I'd have laughed. I would have laughed more if she shouted, "SUPERCHAT"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 06:24 PM (xhaym)

324 Some days I think ACE just posts stuff to read the comments in response.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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*note to self: give more thought to comments*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:24 PM (miw4b)

325 The fitness influencer wannabe chick is in the wrong.

She demanded he leave. She could have just as easily continued with her dumbass fucking livestream in a public park with him sitting there on the bench, but she chose to make it an issue, and he rightfully made an issue of it.

Gym, park, golf course, restaurant, dildo emporium, I don't give a fuck. You record in public spaces, you have zero authority to ask others to get out of your shot. PISS. OFF.

Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2023 06:24 PM (oXNqT)

326 Lots better music than Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 06:24 PM (MF3yS)

327 My favorite Floyd album is Meddle.
______________
Nods knowingly
Exhales slowly
Posted by: Martini Farmer

My favorite Floyd song is "A Pillow of Winds"

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2023 06:26 PM (KAi1n)

328 Sorry, feeling a bit prickly.

Back is acting up again.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 17, 2023 06:22 PM (/hCMk)

I will say a quick prayer. For your back, not your prickliness.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:26 PM (BXxcV)

329 Lots better music than Pink Floyd.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 06:24 PM (MF3yS)
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Like, say, Nickleback?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at March 17, 2023 06:26 PM (2YtOq)

330 , while she was demanding that he move for her
convenience self-engaged narcissism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 17, 2023 06:26 PM (miw4b)

331 Skip

That works? Now do Soros and WEF-guy.

I can see the ICC trying to move past the FSB, GRU. and the154th Preobrazhensky Independent Commandant's Regiment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:27 PM (u82oZ)

332 I don't know why Tank Abrams set me off so much. But it's not one thing. We used to have dishwashers that worked and didn't take 3 hrs to run. We used to have washing machines that worked. We used to not have rolling blackouts. We're spending trillions supposedly on infrastructure but it is really getting better? Are the railroads better, interstates, airports? Sure, older people would say things were better, but I think this is different. We have tens of thousands of anonymous bureacrats who are actively working to make things worse.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

333 Prickly SMH is the best SMH.

Also, pre-cafe is open.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 17, 2023 06:28 PM (OX9vb)

334 Christopher Thank you for that. G-D gave me all the tools and the a ility to use them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:29 PM (MxBsu)

335 Vindman's a great patriot - it's just for which country that is uncertain.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (2tUFv)

To hell with all these International Courts and Commissions. Nations are the players internationally, and the enforcement is dropping bombs on them if they get out of line, or by diplomacy. Anything else, including NATO and the EU, are cancers that need to be cut out.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 06:31 PM (eoQWY)

336 Planting potatoes on St. Patrick's day. How Zen of you.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

I wore orange and everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 06:32 PM (xhaym)

337 Christopher Thank you for that. G-D gave me all the tools and the a ility to use them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:29 PM (MxBsu)

Except typing.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:32 PM (BXxcV)

338 ...

Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

339 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 06:33 PM (u82oZ)

😁

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:34 PM (BXxcV)

340 OMG, is that the best thing ever?
Posted by: Peaches at March 17, 2023 06:16 PM (14URa)

No, I don't think so. Unless it is handled in absolute savagery, it is too large to be run by anyone but the prisoners. Even the Gulags had "trustees" of a sort.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2023 06:36 PM (xhaym)

341 Stacy Abrams wants to ban gas stoves. why don't the environmental fatties ever do the obvious thing for the planet and lose wight? how much extra fuel is required to haul her girth around, to keep her fat ass fat and fed, to provide XXXL clothing, to flush her giant shits? how many Earth's would we need if everyone was a manatee sized eating machine like her?

Posted by: x at March 17, 2023 06:37 PM (ZBPE2)

342 ..., well there is that! Love ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:37 PM (MxBsu)

343 Vindman's a great patriot - it's just for which country that is uncertain.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2023 06:14 PM (2tUFv)

for neither.

He's doing no favors to the people of Ukraine by aiding them blundering into this conflict and since most of them will likely be fleeing the country or ruling over a rump state not much for the corrupt government there either.

He's already damaged the US with his treason.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2023 06:38 PM (eoQWY)

344 If I ever received a letter telling me to vote GOP or keep your son, I'm pretty sure my son is already gone.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at March 17, 2023 06:39 PM (0tmoY)

345 Posted by: Ben Had at March 17, 2023 06:37 PM (MxBsu)

😘

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2023 06:42 PM (BXxcV)

346 I'm with park-bench guy mostly. Public spaces are public spaces. If you have not gone through whatever process might exist to legitimely exclude others, then you can't exclude them from the area and have to rely on persuasion alone. And if one has to move on or avoid areas everytime someone has a cell phone or other recording device out these days, we'd all more or less be at the mercy of insufferable twats who cannot put their devices down and enjoy everyday, ordinary life.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 06:46 PM (ppBhU)

347 I'm partial to Atom Heart Mother
Fat Old Sun when I need to chill

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at March 17, 2023 06:50 PM (kJH1Z)

348 I wonder if anyone asked her to identify the part of the country which wasn't electrified 50 years ago.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2023 05:24 PM (GYIa4)

Middlegate NV. I highly encourage a trip there at least once. Best burgers out there.

Posted by: Reforger at March 17, 2023 07:30 PM (T7f85)

349 Are you still allowed to call it an "Irish jig"? I thought that was now unacceptable because its HURTFUL and causes HARM. Use "Irish reel" instead.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 17, 2023 11:33 PM (WusEB)

350 I read some more about the man telling his father that if his dad continued to vote republican the son would have nothing more to do with him because Republicans were trying to kill gay people. In the son's bio he put he had mental health issues and in a tweet he stated that he didn't care what an 80 year old said because they had 1 foot in the grave with a ghost emoji. That the father quit his club which was his support group for his child of 40 plus years who's married to a man, tells me this was purely about making his father's life miserable and alone with no friends. I'd have chosen not to give in to emotional blackmail and feel sorry for the father.

Posted by: kay at March 18, 2023 01:56 AM (c322Y)

351 I see Tank is not trying to outlaw BBQ smokers. Num-nums!

Posted by: MikeG at March 18, 2023 04:03 PM (vI5px)

352 Gay hysteric got his Twitter account suspended.

Posted by: sfcmac at March 18, 2023 05:05 PM (05Blp)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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