"Second Gentleman" Doug Emoff: You Know Who Else Complained at School Board Meetings? The Nazis, That's Who

Emhoff, who has made combating antisemitism a top subject, made the remarks while recounting his recent trip to Eastern Europe during a discussion with Symone Sanders, a former aide to the vice president.

"I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted. "Hate is interconnected. You see it in the discourse in the country right now. You see it in the divide that we have. Just going to school meetings, you see that hate that is out there."

Brett T. from Twitchy points out that Gina Carano was cancelled for referencing the Nazis in connection with modern-day woke purges.

But the left is permitted to make these comparisons. Pedro Pascal, Carano's co-star on the Disney+ show The Mandalorian, repeated compared detaining illegal aliens sneaking across the border to concentration camps. Not a peep of controversy was heard.

I mean, the truth is that Disney+ actually fired Carano because she wouldn't use transgender pronouns (as Pedro Pascal eagerly did). So they looked for any excuse to fire her which would not call attention to their "Not-So-Secret Gay Agenda," or make the transgender extremists look like the bad guys.

So they blamed the Jews instead. I guess it's a classic for a reason, huh, Disney?

Meanwhile, Emhoff's " " " wife, " " " Kamala Harris, appeared on Stephen Colbert's Light Political Chat Show to do her second favorite thing, after babbling about "circles" and Venn Diagrams: babbling about how many world leaders she's met, and babbling about how Ron DeSantis just doesn't "understand the issues" like she does.

.@VP Kamala Harris shares her thoughts on Gov. Ron DeSantis calling the war in Ukraine a “territorial dispute.” #Colbert pic.twitter.com/ig1vPFEXRI
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) March 16, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 12:08 PM (eYoxG)

2 "This is what made Nazis so bad? I guess Nazis weren't so bad."
-Inevitable, you morons

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

3 not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (ncXxy)

4 "I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted. "Hate is interconnected. You see it in the discourse in the country right now. You see it in the divide that we have. Just going to school meetings, you see that hate that is out there."
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What. An. Asshole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (t0OGg)

5 Oooooo, the Nazi card. Fuck off Dougie

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (Zzbjj)

6 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (Y+l9t)

7 4 "I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted. "Hate is interconnected. You see it in the discourse in the country right now. You see it in the divide that we have. Just going to school meetings, you see that hate that is out there."
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What. An. Asshole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:09 PM (t0OGg)

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He doesn't even try to make a connection between the two.

"I met a Holocaust survivor. Protesting at school board meetings is bad.

That's literally it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

8 But the left is permitted to make these comparisons.
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Permitted? Hell, they're *required* to make those comparisons.

Anyone who is not an actual fascist is a fascist, and as we all know, fascists are Nazis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

9 Stephen Colbert is still on the air?? I know I should know this, but I care so little about this little fuckweasel that I forget he exists. Then I see a video or something like this and I'm surprised.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

10 Colbert and Harris = Three IQ points between them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (lf83v)

11 I see Ace is posting from the time machine which he absolutely does not have.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (BTgKJ)

12 Hey Kamala's beard... There's a difference between anger and hate.. Those parents were angry as they well should be

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (bs+z0)

13 Your wife looks like Joe Camel. Fuck off, Cuck.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (a2jJd)

14 Said while supporting *actual* Nazis in Ukraine...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (jTmQV)

15 @VP Kamala Harris shares her thoughts on Gov. Ron DeSantis calling the war in Ukraine a 'territorial dispute.'
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the damn phones for a moment.

Harris sharing her "thoughts?" Is there any evidence of that? Since when?

Citation needed, bro.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

16 Can you imagine having to lick that pussy?

I almost feel bad for Kamala.

Posted by: MJ at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (zwDuR)

17
Let's draw a different historical comparison: The USSR's version of our regime also spent decades peddling ludicrous propaganda about nonexistent Nazi boogeymen on the march against Socialism and the motherland.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (oINRc)

18 11 I see Ace is posting from the time machine which he absolutely does not have.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (BTgKJ)

He must be in Bermuda or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (Y5qcH)

19 "Hate is interconnected."

That's so heavy, man.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (MvF+J)

20 Colbert has his fake look of consternation. What a buffoon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (lf83v)

21 He doesn't even try to make a connection between the two.

"I met a Holocaust survivor. Protesting at school board meetings is bad.

That's literally it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
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He's drawing a comparison and letting his smooth-brained fellow travelers make the connection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

22 Says the man who's wife has calloused knees...

Posted by: Inogame at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (53oGX)

23 How did we end up with the stupidest people on the planet running our government?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (Y+l9t)

24 Stephen colbert has never done anything at any time in his worthless life that ever made me smile even the tiniest bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (q3gwH)

25 That old commie bastard had Dr. Jill's tongue down his throat. He should be ignored.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (DMyTF)

26 I don't want to watch KH babbling.

(I almost wrote "running her mouth," but that might well be misinterpreted here)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

27 21 He's drawing a comparison and letting his smooth-brained fellow travelers make the connection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

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I don't see it as making a comparison.

Here's one thing. Here's another thing.

He's definitely asking the audience to do the connection, but he's not actually doing any of it himself. It's just, "here are two things."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

28 Yes, but what we really want to know is does your wife's mouth still taste like Willie Brown's dick?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (lf83v)

29 You know who else didn't like disgusting perverts dressed like female clowns dry humping their children?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (Y5qcH)

30 Stephen colbert has never done anything at any time in his worthless life that ever made me smile even the tiniest bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2023

***
How about his GM Mr. Goodwrench commercials? (My gosh, that was a long time ago.)

Well, no, they weren't funny. Go on with what you were doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (J2vNu)

31 Deep thoughts with Kamalala Ding dong.

And then that annoying laugh that never stops.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (6Tc2R)

32 Kamala Harris is the worst VP in my lifetime. She is also one of the dumbest politicians in American history.

I wonder what will happen to her when she's tossed away in 2024?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (VWp7G)

33 >Stephen Colbert is still on the air?? I know I should know this, but I care so little about this little fuckweasel that I forget he exists. Then I see a video or something like this and I'm surprised.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

That he didn't immediately die of terminal cringe from that "Vax-Scene" skit is quite something.

Ball-washer of the ruling power. Good money in it, I guess.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (DIm3R)

34 He's definitely asking the audience to do the connection, but he's not actually doing any of it himself. It's just, "here are two things."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
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And his pals know what that means.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

35 We've already had the beatings. Imprisonment without trial. The destroyed business. The two tier justice system. The murder.

They just haven't given us the tattoos yet.

People HAVE to understand what the Left is doing. Or 100 years from now people will be wo dering: why didn't they do anything? How could an entire society go mad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (nnLlj)

36 Pascal is very pro trans. His sibling is one, so....

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (V13WU)

37 21 He doesn't even try to make a connection between the two.

"I met a Holocaust survivor. Protesting at school board meetings is bad.

That's literally it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
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He's drawing a comparison and letting his smooth-brained fellow travelers make the connection.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

Seems like behavioral conditioning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (eYoxG)

38 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the damn phones for a moment.

Harris sharing her "thoughts?" Is there any evidence of that? Since when?

Citation needed, bro.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

She's trying to think but nothing happens.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (AiZBA)

39 "Hate is interconnected."

Wait til Kamala shows him the venn diagram. It will blow his mind, man!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (MvF+J)

40 The left is responsible for the weakest of modern writing they are the designated heroes who can rape, pillage, and riot for goodness....

the right are the designated villains who can peacefully protest and be held to the social opprobrium usually held for genocide.

Once you accept the end goal for the left is communist revolution it all makes sense.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (Lzpvj)

41 "Just going to school meetings, you see that hate that is out there."

Since when is hate such a bad thing? People SHOULD hate evil. People SHOULD hate things that are trying to do terrible things to them. Hate can be a very good thing. It's a great motivator. It gets people involved. It exposes people's true colors. To paraphrase Gordon Gekko, hate is good. We need more hate against the right people, not less.

I swear these fucknuggets have an 8-year-old Star Wars fan's understanding of human nature.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

42 As if the people that watch Colbert are not room temperature IQs, after listening to Kamaltoe they are all now DUmber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (17s+e)

43 Since he brought this up, you know who else decided that their entire country would drive a particular type of car?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (Y5qcH)

44 >>Harris sharing her "thoughts?"

Venn Diagrams fascinate her.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (a2jJd)

45 Kamala is living proof that only breathing through your nose for most of your life affects your IQ.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (wb1YC)

46 Are Nazis bad? Why are we sending them $$$ and arms in Ukraine!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

47 What. An. Asshole.
Joe Mannix

He married Kamala so that's a given.
Didn't he bother listening to her "talk" prior to putting a ring on her finger?

Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (sOete)

48 I think that stepdaughter used to be a dude.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

49 Kamala Harris is the worst VP in my lifetime. She is also one of the dumbest politicians in American history.

I wonder what will happen to her when she's tossed away in 2024?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (VWp7G)
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There is a recent historical parallel.

Joe Biden was the worst VP in my lifetime up to that point. He was also one of the dumbest politicians in American history.

His party tossed him away in 2016. Then his party stole a national election for him four years later.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

50 >>> Stephen colbert has never done anything at any time in his worthless life that ever made me smile even the tiniest bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Is there any late night "comedy show" whose host is actually funny? I cannot think of any, but Colbert is really, truly awful.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (VWp7G)

51 Emoff is so pro judaism and jews that he married Kamala.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (V13WU)

52 You know, I can remember when they made fun of Dan Quayle. They said he was too dumb to be VEEP.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (TgBWG)

53 Or at least we HOPE that is what people 100 years from now are saying instead of: what magnificent structures, the people who built them must have been God's. The overseers tell us they were evil though. Damn I am hungry. Too bad my daughter was stolen by the lord of the manor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (nnLlj)

54 Get lost Emhoff.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (V13WU)

55 [insert meme of children's book with the title "Everyone I Hate is a Nazi" here]

Seriously. these people have no shame.
But somehow *we're* the haters.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (mqu1M)

56 (I almost wrote "running her mouth," but that might well be misinterpreted here)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM (J2vNu)

It would make her at least marginally useful, to somebody.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (tkR6S)

57 Stephen Colbert is to comedy what the Trail of Tears is to comedy.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (wb1YC)

58 Jerk Emhoff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (Y5qcH)

59 "Kamala Harris is the worst VP in my lifetime."

Has Pence been rehabilitated already? Can't keep up.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (MvF+J)

60 >>>There is a recent historical parallel.

Joe Biden was the worst VP in my lifetime up to that point. He was also one of the dumbest politicians in American history.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Biden was beyond awful, but good grief, Kamala is borderline special ed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

61 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the damn phones for a moment.

Harris sharing her "thoughts?" Is there any evidence of that? Since when?

Citation needed, bro.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

She's trying to think but nothing happens.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2023 12:14 PM (AiZBA)
***

In the broadcast biz, I think they call that Dead Air.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (anj39)

62 >>Is there any late night "comedy show" whose host is actually funny? I cannot think of any, but Colbert is really, truly awful.

Gutfeld

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (mqu1M)

63 I missed the preceding Trump/DeSantis thread, so I hope this isn't a repeat, but Chip Roy, one of the good Congresscritters, is endorsing DeSantis for '24. DeSantis is also hitting all his marks on education and exposing children to drag shows. As Stephen Kruiser points out, he isn't making unforced errors. Some people thought his Ukraine position was one, but even though I don't fully agree with him, not only will it not hurt him, it makes him look thoughtful and like an adult.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

64 I continue to be very impressed at how much brain damage Willie Brown's dick can do.

Posted by: MLCross at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (K8Z2z)

65 I wonder if Madame VP spouse also sat down on Willie Brown's office staff

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Kumalloverme Harris sycophants at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (5DfsO)

66 Yes, as we all know, parents who take an active role in their children's education are just like the SS.

We even use German words in elementary school: KINDERgarten!

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (gmo/4)

67 If we were all Nazis then why are there so many leftists still alive?

Some of you Nazis aren't pulling your weight.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)

68 Biden was beyond awful, but good grief, Kamala is borderline special ed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

Probably why she loves those little yellow school busses so much

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

69 >>>Gutfeld
Posted by: Lizzy

Good point. I should have said the alphabet shows.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (VWp7G)

70 Jerk Emhoff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

ISWYDT

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (Y+l9t)

71 And i think Pascal actually complained and narced on Carano to try and get her fired. He seems to be the biggest little bitch in Hollywood today.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (yRwlf)

72 Jerk Emhoff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (Y5qcH)
===

I prefer to give beejeeers, thank you.

Posted by: Kamaltoe Harris at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (17s+e)

73 >>Disney+ actually fired Carano because she wouldn't use transgender pronouns (as Pedro Pascal eagerly did)

Well, Pedro has a transgender sibling (M to F, IIRC), so he's all-in *and* likely particularly touchy about everyone buying into it to.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (mqu1M)

74 People HAVE to understand what the Left is doing. Or 100 years from now people will be wo dering: why didn't they do anything? How could an entire society go mad?

If things don't change, I doubt people in 100 years will be capable of wondering anything.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (eOEVl)

75 >>>Probably why she loves those little yellow school busses so much
Posted by: It's me donna

LOLOL

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (VWp7G)

76 Does the "second gentleman" just watch, or does he get to participate? Unfamiliar with the rules.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (wzAuc)

77 I like how that ass clown Steve Colbert sits there enraptured by what Kamal Toe has to say.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (LAno9)

78 A man and a boy walk past a rusting skyscraper. "Who built this, dad?" "Giants, of course. But they were bad, so the people killed them."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (44ww/)

79 Biden was beyond awful, but good grief, Kamala is borderline special ed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)
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I can't imagine the idiot she will have as her VP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (17s+e)

80 The significance of sovereignty and borders in the international order....as we occupy a massive swath of Syria....which happens to be the oil producing region......

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (HhXnR)

81 I saw Interconnected Hate open for Love and Rockets at the Hammersmith Odeon in '89.

Posted by: good show at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (h5TKJ)

82 I think Tucker is right. The left sees all their lies are being exposed, so they are worried they'll all wind up in prison. They are trying to start a war with Russia to keep us oppressed; they have no other way to do it. They know we'd kick their sorry asses in a civil war, so they're counting on our love of country to protect them if they start WWIII. What a bunch of idiots.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (CecP5)

83 They put kammy down in that low seat to the big white guy could tower over her and look down on her from behind his desk.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (z0WOG)

84 73 Well, Pedro has a transgender sibling (M to F, IIRC), so he's all-in *and* likely particularly touchy about everyone buying into it to.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (mqu1M)

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I saw one story that referred to his Last of Us costar using the pronoun "they" instead of "her". Just one, so maybe it's true that she identifies as non-binary or whatever.

I'd bet money that Pascal is pushing her into it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

85 You know who else didn't like disgusting perverts dressed like female clowns dry humping their children?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 12:13 PM (Y5qcH)

Pretty sure that's insulting to clowns. Clowns have better sense of color and style.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (nC+QA)

86 I get the impression everyone connected to the Biden administration is vermin.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (eGTCV)

87 Your wife looks like Joe Camel.
Posted by: garrett
_________________

Mr. Horse from Ren and Stumpy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (5Mx4s)

88 You know who else was saved in the Holocaust? George Soros.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (CaJIi)

89 Or at least we HOPE that is what people 100 years from now are saying instead of: what magnificent structures, the people who built them must have been God's. The overseers tell us they were evil though. Damn I am hungry. Too bad my daughter was stolen by the lord of the manor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM

100 years. An optimist.

Posted by: Brother Francis Gerard A.O.L. at March 16, 2023 12:19 PM (xttsV)

90 Jerk Emhoff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

ISWYDT
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:17 PM (Y+l9t)

Hey, ho, blow the man down.

Posted by: Kamala! at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (AiZBA)

91 I can't imagine the idiot she will have as her VP.

Tanned, rested, and...um...um...Good Night!

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)

92 58 Jerk Emhoff.

Clever. But as pertains to Soros--whether it's Madame Whore VP or Madame Whore VP's cuckold, it's Jerked Emhoff

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Kumalloverme Harris sycophants at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (5DfsO)

93 Doug just needs his fweedom, to get off in Dr. Jill's pie hole.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (DMyTF)

94 Is that why we ran from Afghanistan?

Posted by: Tj at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (7PQAW)

95 Kamela was the 2nd woman on a date to some awards show with Montel Williams she is a Whore,

https://tinyurl.com/5af8r64u

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (L5XjV)

96 Wolfus, if you’re in this thread. I saw your response to my greeting in the last thread. I’m doing fine. Works been picking up for me lately, too, so I’m not able to goof off here as much as I had been, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (ohFNB)

97 >>Biden was beyond awful, but good grief, Kamala is borderline special ed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

She's on the south side of that border.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)

98 >>>I can't imagine the idiot she will have as her VP.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:21 PM (VWp7G)

99 91 I can't imagine the idiot she will have as her VP.

Tanned, rested, and...um...um...Good Night!
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (eOEVl)

Why not... Throws hands up in the air and slinks off

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:21 PM (bs+z0)

100 That whole clip was scripted and practiced by Colbert's writing team. Honestly that is probably the most coherent answer she has given to any question.

But still... She has met with Kings, guys. The King has granted her an audience!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2023 12:21 PM (z0WOG)

101 He doesn't even try to make a connection between the two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Most political discourse today is Aristotle's bad rhetoric because leftists now act in a fact free environment where because they think some fact or correlation should exist--it does in reality.

In Plato's cave, leftists would not even be able to see shadows of reality because in fact they are blind and like Oedipus, intentionally so.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:21 PM (r4qoG)

102 The new equation: Hate + 5 syllable word = deep thought.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (2YtOq)

103 Blaming the Joos might work. Think about it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (fWTJL)

104 Actually, protests against the Nazification of schools by teachers and administrators were one of the few ongoing instances of resistance to the Third Reich by ordinary Germans, so no, Doug, you don't know sh*t.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (bhRsz)

105 LOL... Pentagon has released video from the drone that was 'crashed into'.

Russian is flying past, dumping fuel... DOES NOT HIT THE DRONE... drone does not jerk or move at all at the time of the supposed impact... stays steady... but then, the engine fails.

Best guess? Prop driven drone. What happens when you put a bunch of fuel in the injection system? oh... modern electronics would shut down the engine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (oHd/0)

106 Colbert and Harris = Three IQ points between them.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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IQ+Harris+Colbert Venn diagram looks like a pinhole

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (G3Ke+)

107 Colbert and Harris = Three IQ points between them.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

I'll take "What would be the desk" for $400 Alex

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (NW9xb)

108 Oh here is some really good news. Looks like the farmer's protests in the Netherlands has resulted in an election gaining enough seats to overrule the crazy WEF policies that was going to shut down the farmers.
Turning point?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (Y+l9t)

109 "if you draw a Venn diagram of three meatballs intersecting, in the middle you'll find Ron DeSantis."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (OGGDt)

110 Holocausts and School Boards

Bullshit

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (BRHaw)

111 The uniparty, Neocon war profiteers all have war boners when the proles are ones shedding blood for the cause.

Posted by: Tj at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (7PQAW)

112 Picking up from a comment Ace made earlier this week about being tired of every discussion about war being tied to Chamberlain and Munich, I'd like to add that I'm also pretty f****** tired of concentration camps and slavery being the only two occurrences in the last 200 years worth remembering by the discount store mediocrities. As Ace said, crack a f****** book.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (wb1YC)

113 101 Most political discourse today is Aristotle's bad rhetoric because leftists now act in a fact free environment where because they think some fact or correlation should exist--it does in reality.

In Plato's cave, leftists would not even be able to see shadows of reality because in fact they are blind and like Oedipus, intentionally so.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:21 PM (r4qoG)

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You keep trying to say you're not VDH...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

114 I saw a Holocaust survivor protesting at a school board meeting. And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Doug M. Hoff at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

115 In a sane world The Late Show would also have DeSantis on. Or Trump! Because amazing ratings, right?

But they can't even have Trump on in case he doesn't say something crazy. They certainly can't have DeSantis on. They would never have Rand Paul on to appear personable and sane. Nikki Haley? Oh...they should have Tulsi on The Late Show.

It's fear you know. Just fear.

Posted by: Synova at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (BD/yx)

116 98 >>>I can't imagine the idiot she will have as her VP.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Doubt it for the same reason that Biden did not pick her. Fear of being stabbed in the back. Kamala's handlers would be more likely to pick someone like Bootyjudge that is seemingly more feckless than her.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (r4qoG)

117 I MET PEOPLE AND ADOPTED THEIR OPINIONS. GOT IT? THAT IS LEADERSHIP!
And the crowd solemnly nodded and applauded. Fuckin retards.

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (1HyCx)

118 This is one Historic "first" that should be the last

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (bs+z0)

119 When Kamala tilts her head, a sloshing sound is heard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (vIFg4)

120 Anyone want to check his travel itinerary and locate the time he traveled to Berlin?

Cause I'm betting there is no meeting with 80+ year old refugee in there.

Because he knows he will never be confronted in his lie for blood libel.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (Watld)

121 "Russian is flying past, dumping fuel... DOES NOT HIT THE DRONE"

Saw a still from the video, showing a damaged drone propeller tip. FWIW. Everything's an op.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (MvF+J)

122 "Hate is interconnected."

College freshman deep thoughts.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (CaJIi)

123
h here is some really good news. Looks like the farmer's protests in the Netherlands has resulted in an election gaining enough seats to overrule the crazy WEF policies that was going to shut down the farmers.
Turning point?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (Y+l9t)

No.

Posted by: Brexit at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (oINRc)

124 Is there any late night "comedy show" whose host is actually funny? I cannot think of any, but Colbert is really, truly awful.

Gutfeld
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (mqu1M)

Craig Ferguson was funny, but he was othered for being a proud American citizen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, One Must Look One's Best, Mustn't One at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (xPJvm)

125 Biden was beyond awful, but good grief, Kamala is borderline special ed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)

Ya know, I'm feeling much better about my place in history...

Posted by: zombie Spiro Agnew at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (CCSxw)

126 Russian is flying past, dumping fuel... DOES NOT HIT THE DRONE... drone does not jerk or move at all at the time of the supposed impact... stays steady... but then, the engine fails.

Best guess? Prop driven drone. What happens when you put a bunch of fuel in the injection system? oh... modern electronics would shut down the engine.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (oHd/0)

Wake turbulence might be a factor, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (tkR6S)

127 Democrats are good at excusing you of what they know they are guilty of.

The Nazi's are the radical school board members.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (NpAcC)

128 I predict Senile Joe will tell a story about his best friend in high school being transgender.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

129 Oh here is some really good news. Looks like the farmer's protests in the Netherlands has resulted in an election gaining enough seats to overrule the crazy WEF policies that was going to shut down the farmers.
Turning point?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (Y+l9t)

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Awesome. Make Trucker Strikes Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (OGGDt)

130 124 Craig Ferguson was funny, but he was othered for being a proud American citizen.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, One Must Look One's Best, Mustn't One at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (xPJvm)

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It was probably his Spongebob cameo, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

131 Let's see the Venn diagram on "vacuous opportunistic cocksucking whore Vice Presidents" and "Kamala Harris."

Posted by: Graphic at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (La8Fd)

132 119 When Kamala tilts her head, a sloshing sound is heard.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (fWTJL)

133 Also, as Insty points out, is there any festival more completely skinsuited than SXSW?

Yes, Burning Man.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (Watld)

134 My comic response to the Gina Carano thing is top post on my completely neglected blog.

http://synova.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Synova at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (BD/yx)

135 129 Oh here is some really good news. Looks like the farmer's protests in the Netherlands has resulted in an election gaining enough seats to overrule the crazy WEF policies that was going to shut down the farmers.
Turning point?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:23 PM (Y+l9t)

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Sounds like the Dutch voting systems are better than ours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

136 New Racism just dropped

Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (L5XjV)

137 I predict Senile Joe will tell a story about his best friend in high school being transgender.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:25 PM (eGTCV)

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Puerto Rican transgender.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (OGGDt)

138 100 years from now mankind will be running thru the bush like in "The Planet Of The Apes" while face eating chimps and gorillas chase them on horseback.

It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (LAno9)

139 "Hate is interconnected."

College freshman deep thoughts.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:24 PM (CaJIi)

C'mon man, I was high on weed when I thought that.

Posted by: College freshman at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (AiZBA)

140 ""Russian is flying past, dumping fuel..."

If it had been a 'UFO,' video would have been fuzzy and vague. Crystal-clear mil vids of everything else in the sky.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (MvF+J)

141 Ace watches Kumlalala screech so I don't have to. Which is how I like it, because hearing stupid people opine about important topics irritates the hell out of me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (Q5kDp)

142 I'd like to add that I'm also pretty f****** tired of concentration camps and slavery being the only two occurrences in the last 200 years worth remembering by the discount store mediocrities. As Ace said, crack a f****** book.

We do read other books!

The attack on Muggle-born wizards was also an atrocity.

F*ck you Boomer!

Posted by: Millennial Commenter at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (HhXnR)

143 Puerto Rican transgender.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (OGGDt)

Who died of oil cancer

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (bs+z0)

144 >>>Doubt it for the same reason that Biden did not pick her. Fear of being stabbed in the back. Kamala's handlers would be more likely to pick someone like Bootyjudge that is seemingly more feckless than her.
Posted by: whig

I cannot imagine Booty Edge would be a pick, but he may be as dumb as Kumala.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (VWp7G)

145 133 Also, as Insty points out, is there any festival more completely skinsuited than SXSW?

Yes, Burning Man.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (Watld)

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I almost went one year. It was between college and my time in Italy. I could have saved up the money and gone, seriously considered it, and then hated the idea of driving from Virginia to Texas alone when I'd probably never talk to anyone and never see the people I wanted to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

146 Sorry folks but I will admit, I kind of sort of do hate these liberals in much the same way that virulent racists hate other races.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (KbCG3)

147 New Racism just dropped

Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (L5XjV)

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I read that as "organized panties."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (OGGDt)

148 Oh here is some really good news. Looks like the farmer's protests in the Netherlands has resulted in an election gaining enough seats to overrule the crazy WEF policies that was going to shut down the farmers.
Turning point?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Won't be until the Pew Pews start.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (17s+e)

149 "I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted.

In the process he breezes right on past the part where a lot of people in the Ukraine are anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (ZGrMX)

150 "Kamala Harris shares her thoughts on Gov. Ron DeSantis calling the war in Ukraine a territorial dispute.' "

No one should pay attention to her. She still can't find Ukraine on a globe.

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (AMIL/)

151 >>Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

They keep the Brown Sugar on its own shelf!

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (a2jJd)

152 Please tell me something that is not racist.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (eGTCV)

153 the greatest moment in colbert's career was when he told his [live] studio audience a couple of years ago that trump had fired james comey. and the audience cheered. and colbert was shocked that they cheered.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (kFrCu)

154 Kamala actually made a coherent statement. However, the easy follow up question is: "Okay, if sovereignty is the key to a nation, explain our southern border?"

What Kamala said was obviously scripted and she said her lines quite well. Anything outside of the script, though, she probably would have glitched out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (2YtOq)

155 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?

Posted by: DPICM at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (M2VUX)

156 Awesome news for the Dutch!

Posted by: Synova at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (BD/yx)

157 Belay my last... seems the video I saw was the first pass on the drone... not the second which may have damaged it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (oHd/0)

158 When Kamala tilts her head, a sloshing sound is heard.

***

"Trust me, you don't wanna know what that is."
- Willie Brown

Posted by: Azathoth at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (wb1YC)

159 I almost went one year. It was between college and my time in Italy. I could have saved up the money and gone, seriously considered it, and then hated the idea of driving from Virginia to Texas alone when I'd probably never talk to anyone and never see the people I wanted to see.
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You could have driven to Petersburg to satisfy that itch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (fWTJL)

160 I'd say Emhoff doesn't give two fucks about anti-Semitism when he compares PTA parents to Nazis.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (rJ48h)

161 I get the impression everyone connected to the Biden administration is vermin.
Posted by: That Northern skulker
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True, but worse.
Watching the 'Story' channel last night re corrupt/brutal leaders, it came to me, the Democrats are become Caligula.

Feel free to argue for Nero.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (Xh7X1)

162 I MET PEOPLE AND ADOPTED THEIR OPINIONS. GOT IT? THAT IS LEADERSHIP!
And the crowd solemnly nodded and applauded. Fuckin retards.
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Remember how Somesay the Strawmerian was always hanging around Obama at the ready to provide a moderate path?

It was always, "Somesay we should rape the Earth. But I say we should protect her" and shit like that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (Watld)

163 Why hasn't Colbert moved to Mastodon? I thought Twitter had collapsed into irrelevance after Musk's takeover.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 16, 2023 12:29 PM (ssESX)

164 Stephen colbert has never done anything at any time in his worthless life that ever made me smile even the tiniest bit.
Posted by: Tom Servo

He could maybe star in one of Inman's narrated crash test summy videos as the crash test dummy that FAFO. That would make me smile. Watching that smug cocksucker getting his kicked, that would make me smile. A lot.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (3CCua)

165 One of the Props to the drone was damaged, Somebody posted a longer clip of the encounter.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (L5XjV)

166 Ironically, Emhoff, in calling concerned parents wannabe nazus, is talking about (slandering) first generation immigrants from totalitarian regimes. These parents *know* where the current school policies lead.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (nC+QA)

167
Go ahead and vote against the farm policy, Dutchmen. Vote for it to rain ice cream, while you're at it.

Posted by: Brexit at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (oINRc)

168 NAZIS AGAINST NAZIISM, UNITE!

Posted by: SATANS RETARDS at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (1HyCx)

169 I may be grammatically ignorant but How are you saved in the Holocaust? Is that like when I save my work in the computer.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (hg4Xf)

170 153 the greatest moment in colbert's career was when he told his [live] studio audience a couple of years ago that trump had fired james comey. and the audience cheered. and colbert was shocked that they cheered.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (kFrCu)

He accidentally hit the start button before the full code was implemented.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

171 Your wife looks like Joe Camel. Fuck off, Cuck.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:10 PM

Holy shit. Now I can't unsee that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (Wnv9h)

172 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM
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Easy, Jengus Kahn.

Posted by: Jean Kerry at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (dY36R)

173 I wouldn't take advice on watering plants from Kamala. That a person so vapid, stupid, puerile, ignorant and uninspiring is VP shows just how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (wgAtL)

174 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (AiZBA)

175 147 New Racism just dropped

Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

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Well then, glad to say I'm doing my part in standing up to white supremacy and the patriarchy.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (+TzMF)

176 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis?

Reavers.

Posted by: Millennial Commenter at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (HhXnR)

177 They keep the Brown Sugar on its own shelf!
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (a2jJd)

You have to keep them segregated

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (L5XjV)

178 Puerto Rican transgender.

From that Hindu country just off the land-locked coast of Peruvia.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (CaJIi)

179 115 In a sane world The Late Show would also have DeSantis on. Or Trump! Because amazing ratings, right?

But they can't even have Trump on in case he doesn't say something crazy. They certainly can't have DeSantis on. They would never have Rand Paul on to appear personable and sane. Nikki Haley? Oh...they should have Tulsi on The Late Show.

It's fear you know. Just fear.
Posted by: Synova
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Someone did audience analysis of Kimmel, Colbert, and Fallon versus Gutfield. Like Foxnews, Gutfield actually attracts a fair number of Dems in his audience. Kimmel, Colbert, and Fallon are fighting over the share of viewers that watch MSNBC regularly. Simply put, their audience appeal has become solely for those that are leftists and they have given up any broader market than that target group.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (r4qoG)

180 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (M2VUX)

A democrat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (LAno9)

181 "Hate" and "racism" should now be replace by "Hateium" and "Raceium" --effectively elements on a periodic table of Evil.

They are irreducible, essential evils that cannot be further defined. There are no degrees or different types of Hateium or Raceium. They just are what they are, and maximally evil. One who "spreads Hateium" is simply a poisoner, or contaminated. Same for a person tainted by Raceium.

Posted by: Zek at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (5FPX4)

182 True, but worse.
Watching the 'Story' channel last night re corrupt/brutal leaders, it came to me, the Democrats are become Caligula.

Feel free to argue for Nero.
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Imma thinking Comodus

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (fWTJL)

183 172 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM
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Easy, Jengus Kahn.
Posted by: Jean Kerry at March 16, 2023 12:31 PM (dY36R)

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I remember reading it was a mixture of Khan, Pharaoh, and Napoleon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

184 I'm betting Doug Emhoff's office is decorated with an old poster picturing Walden Pond and a Thoreau aphorism printed on it. He thinks it shows the world how deeply serious his thoughts are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:32 PM (8k+5u)

185 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (vIFg4)

186 "Hate is interconnected."

These idiots think 'hate' is the worst thing possible, and actually believe a world without 'hate' is possible. They think human nature is malleable, just a trifling obstacle on their trip to utopia. They've convinced about 75% of the USA to agree with them.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (MvF+J)

187 New Racism just dropped

Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM

Dafuq?!

I suppose ironing my clothes is racist now, right? Folding my laundry?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (Wnv9h)

188 New Racism just dropped

Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (L5XjV)
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Then why aren't centralized, controlled, forcibly homogenized planned economies and totalitarian governments?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

189 What was the Holocaust survivor's name? Did she agree that American school board meetings were the same as the Holocaust?

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (U7hCZ)

190 180 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (M2VUX)

A democrat.
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Roundheads and Crazy Quakers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (fWTJL)

191 Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

I don't get it. Are they prioritizing hot-dogs over tacos on the shelves?

Posted by: Halfhand at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (fRfT8)

192
And i think Pascal actually complained and narced on Carano to try and get her fired. He seems to be the biggest little bitch in Hollywood today.
Posted by: Rbastid

If so, then Carano's views about trans and teh gheys had nothing to do with it. He was getting pissy because she was getting all the attention as a co-star on HIS TV show. She had to be destroyed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (n+4am)

193 155 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (M2VUX)

Huns. See US WW1 propaganda comparing Germans to Huns.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (eYoxG)

194 Kamala's thoughts...what she hears in her head...dial tone.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (AwYPR)

195 Puerto Rican transgender.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM (OGGDt)

One of those lived two houses down from us in the 1950s! This is why since 1958, I have been in favor of transitioning 1st Graders to the opposite sex. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joe, clinging to life at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (AMIL/)

196 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

197 Then why aren't centralized, controlled, forcibly homogenized planned economies and totalitarian governments?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

Don't make them think. It's unbecoming.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (U7hCZ)

198 By the way, people with the same intellect as Kamala are running out foreign policy and economy. You want to wonder why we are in a senseless war in Ukraine and the economy is crashing? Wonder no more.

But they all have Ivy League credentials. Just ask them.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (wgAtL)

199 One question I haven't seen discussed about DeSantis is, when the left and Deep State come for him, will he have the means to withstand the assault?

President and private citizen Trump has been beseiged by lawsuit after lawsuit. Millions of dollars in legal fees. He can write a check and keep on fighting.

Not to say that's the only reason to choose one over the other. I'm still mostly in favor of running Trump again, though there's nothing wrong with DeSantis and the fighting spirit he brings.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (8cXaX)

200 185 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (vIFg4)

Technically.. Gotta keep him alive till he's needed as a distraction

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (bs+z0)

201 151 >>Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

They keep the Brown Sugar on its own shelf!
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (a2jJd)

Lol
Although those edit home chicks are charging a boat load of money for plastic bins to put your food in once you get it home from the store. it's not racist or sexist, but it's expensive as all get out.
I'll just keep using the boxes the stuff came in originally, proving that I am a tacky homemaker.

Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2023 12:35 PM (JrN/x)

202 So is it safe to assume they haven't been able to find/produce a single solitary person to willing to replace her? Suddenly, she's everywhere and the same people who were writing hit pieces on her are telling us to be nice to her.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 16, 2023 12:35 PM (ei7q6)

203 196 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

Now share the after pic.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

204 I cannot imagine Booty Edge would be a pick, but he may be as dumb as Kumala.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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If you think of parties as crime families, politics starts to make sense. Essentially, a crime lord often tolerates an idiot in a place of honor because the idiot is incapable of overthrowing them and it keeps the peace with other families. In essence, Fredo dies, not because he is weak, but because he tried to grasp the brass ring.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:35 PM (r4qoG)

205
Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis?

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The monarchies and democracies. Anyone who's an enemy of socialism. The monarchies are gone, and the Communists are wearing the democracies as skinsuits. The only traditional enemy of socialism people still recognize or remember are Nazis. So, Nazis it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (oINRc)

206 We did the best we could to disorganize Melania's panties.

Posted by: F.B.I. at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

207 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

'55 Chevy!

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

208 Good gravy. This place is really getting bad.

AoS is now nothing but a gathering place for School Board Meeting-deniers.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (HhXnR)

209 "I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted.

In the process he breezes right on past the part where a lot of people in the Ukraine are anti-Semitic.
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Would not surprise if it was a nazi collaborator who got sent to the camps for a common crime unrelated to race or religion.
Who else would be comfortable going back to Germany?
You don't hear a lot of holocaust Jews settling back in Germany.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (Watld)

210 Seems like this Doug Emhoff guy didn't set Kamala up for success. Why does everyone keep conspiring against her?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (fKIdX)

211 How dare Carter upstage my funeral!

Posted by: John McCain at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (2YtOq)

212 > Russian is flying past, dumping fuel... DOES NOT HIT THE DRONE... drone does not jerk or move at all at the time of the supposed impact... stays steady... but then, the engine fails.

Oooooh. When I saw the video I thought it was jetwash that did something to the drone. Your hypothesis that fuel in the intake triggered a safety shutdown makes sense.

Also, if you look at this video at the forty second mark, it looks like there is some propeller damage.

https://bit.ly/3LpITWM

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (V1QHJ)

213 165 I'm not a pilot. I must ask: A pilot who deliberately collides his fighter jet with a drone is:
A) Highly skilled and ballsy.
B) Nuts.
C) Both.

Is there a D?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

214 "Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures"

Christ. Apart from the particular subject matter, anyone making a "rooted in" argument to disqualify an idea should be presumptively barred from voting due to mental unfitness. All animal life is "rooted in slime molds" but it doesn't make me an amoeba.

Posted by: Zek at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (5FPX4)

215 So tired of this shit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (OgrpQ)

216 Colbert's such a Turbo-faggot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (qVln6)

217 One question I haven't seen discussed about DeSantis is, when the left and Deep State come for him, will he have the means to withstand the assault?

Nah, that point is made every time we have a Trump v. DeSantis thread, as if the Dems turning on him will be a surprise to DeSantis.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)

218
He could maybe star in one of Inman's narrated crash test summy videos as the crash test dummy that FAFO.

A new government report is calling out crash test dummies for their lack of diversity.

According to the Government Accountability Office, crash test dummies do not represent enough of the American population, including women and seniors. They also said the dummies don't adequately represent all body sizes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

219 216 Colbert's such a Turbo-faggot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (qVln6)

Quick, who saw Turbo-faggot in concert?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (KbCG3)

220 I would venture to say that most liberals knowledge of Nazi Germany is limited to what they read on a fortune cookie or someone told them.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (wgAtL)

221 An idiot Fascist arguing publicly against civic participation would never have been invited on an entertainment show even just a few short years ago.

The Overton window on what constitutes "entertainment" hasn't really shifted that much either, which leaves us to conclude network management and corporate goals is what has changed, away from "profit and ratings" to "propagandizing woke ideology".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (RPOx/)

222 '55 Chevy!
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

There was a car in that picture?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (AiZBA)

223 SHUT UP, BIRDS!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)

224 i wonder what the holocaust survivor thinks about black people in nyc attacking orthodox jews and mayor deblasio blaming it on white supremacy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (kFrCu)

225 Whenever non-Leftist, white people gather to protest, the Nazi card is puled out

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (mR6Gs)

226 So tired of this shit.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Yeah

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (Y+l9t)

227 Does the "second gentleman" just watch, or does he get to participate? Unfamiliar with the rules.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 16, 2023 12:18 PM (wzAuc)

He holds the melon, switches the vacuum cleaner on and off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (yQpMk)

228 The only traditional enemy of socialism people still recognize or remember are Nazis. So, Nazis it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM

And yet, "Nazi" is a diminutive for National Socialist.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

229 there a D?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)
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Russian pilots circa WWII were trained in the fine art of ramming Luftwaffe planes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (2YtOq)

230 "Don't make them think. It's unbecoming."

Matt Walsh's "What is a Woman?" shows what happens when you try to make lefties think. That's what makes the movie so delicious.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (MvF+J)

231 It's interesting to consider Godwin's law regarding American discourse.

Especially from the left, it's just the first course of rhetoric these days. Absolutely anything they are against are Nazis.

So, they know, at some level, that they have no argument every time they try to engage in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

232 I think Turbo-Faggot opened for Boy George.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (2hlEI)

233 >>>If you think of parties as crime families, politics starts to make sense. Essentially, a crime lord often tolerates an idiot in a place of honor because the idiot is incapable of overthrowing them and it keeps the peace with other families. In essence, Fredo dies, not because he is weak, but because he tried to grasp the brass ring.
Posted by: whig

Good point, as always.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (bkUtD)

234 Sadly, pointing out the stupidity of harris is as effective as pointing out Fetterman and Biden are brain dead--Democrats do not care.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (Watld)

235 There's no real difference between parents of young children not wanting erect penises shoved in their kid's face in class and Hitler when you think about it.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (U7hCZ)

236 Are black neat freaks self loathing?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

237 And yet, "Nazi" is a diminutive for National Socialist.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
Magically transforming the Nazis from socialists to non-socialists to anti-socialists was one of the most effective rewritings of history ever accomplished.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

238 207 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW

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Tuggin' it here, boss.

Posted by: George Kennedy at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (wzAuc)

239 230 "Don't make them think. It's unbecoming."

Matt Walsh's "What is a Woman?" shows what happens when you try to make lefties think. That's what makes the movie so delicious.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (MvF+J)

==========

"This movie must be banned because it's dangerous!"
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (LvTSG)

240 COMING THRU!

Posted by: A 400 lb crash test dummy at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (aJR5s)

241 196 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

Ohhh Lucille...

You can just tell that's her name...Lucillllle.

Posted by: Dragline at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (CCSxw)

242 Marie Kondo is racist.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (eGTCV)

243 217 One question I haven't seen discussed about DeSantis is, when the left and Deep State come for him, will he have the means to withstand the assault?

Nah, that point is made every time we have a Trump v. DeSantis thread, as if the Dems turning on him will be a surprise to DeSantis.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)

Something to consider: DeSantis was proving to be a very natural heir to the MAGA-throne, something the left simply could not allow.

How did they respond? They basically gave up on beating him in the last election.

I think he will have less baggage to attack than Trump did/does. They'll try to find some but it will likely not land.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (KbCG3)

244 217 One question I haven't seen discussed about DeSantis is, when the left and Deep State come for him, will he have the means to withstand the assault?

Nah, that point is made every time we have a Trump v. DeSantis thread, as if the Dems turning on him will be a surprise to DeSantis.

Again, the question is, will DeSantis have the means?

You recall Sarah Palin had to resign because Alaska law allowed endless frivolous suits to be brought against her, and the legal bills were killing her family's finances.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (8cXaX)

245
And yet, "Nazi" is a diminutive for National Socialist.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm speaking from the Communist point of view. They have been calling every single opponent they have, real or imagined, fascists and Nazis since 1942. It's the default position.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (oINRc)

246 but that might well be misinterpreted here
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:12 PM

You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (a3Q+t)

247 "How dare Russia interfere with one of our drones? Why, the guys in Ukraine should try to shoot that jet down with one of those Peace and Happiness Missiles we supplied them with!"

Posted by: Azathoth at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (wb1YC)

248 It was always, "Somesay we should rape the Earth. But I say we should protect her" and shit like that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Forgotten that annoying tic. I generally cannot stand our politician's public speeches nowadays, even ones that I have supported, because they are stale collections of hackneyed cliches bound together by a few interesting facts. In Democratic speeches, you do not even get facts but suppositions of what they think the facts should be.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (r4qoG)

249 229 there a D?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)
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Russian pilots circa WWII were trained in the fine art of ramming Luftwaffe planes.
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Have a guitar teacher I know whose dad did just that against a Messerschmitt with his Mustang. He lived too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (fWTJL)

250 231 Meh. JJS does it a lot too.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (MvF+J)

251 So, they know, at some level, that they have no argument every time they try to engage in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

It's not that they have no argument. It IS their argument. You are free to deny being Hitler any time you want.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (U7hCZ)

252 i could be wrong about this but i have read that many of the guards in the camps were uke volunteers.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (kFrCu)

253 Re 155

Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (nnLlj)

254 I'm speaking from the Communist point of view. They have been calling every single opponent they have, real or imagined, fascists and Nazis since 1942. It's the default position.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (oINRc)
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And our Marxist colleges and State Department marched to that drum immediately.

National Socialism is the root of all evil. International Socialism is the One True Way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (t0OGg)

255 Isn't it a sad commentary on the Biden Junta view of powerful women that they feel like Doug Emhoff better represents the administration on a friendly stage, like with Symone Sanders, than does the Vice President?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (RPOx/)

256 See, DeSantis wants the Russia-Ukraine thing to be some regional issue that doesn't involve us. But we need to think bigger. We can make this a world wide dispute! Not a world war, of course. Just a "dispute" that involves a lot of countries and is fought over a widespread amount of land.

Posted by: Neocons at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (vMWVi)

257 "When everyone is a Nazi . . . Nobody is."

-- Zombie Syndrome

Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (9hM7A)

258 What's wrong with disorganized panties, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (tkR6S)

259 According to the Government Accountability Office, crash test dummies do not represent enough of the American population, including women and seniors. They also said the dummies don't adequately represent all body sizes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 12:37 PM (63Dwl)

That's actually one of the situations where "representation" isn't a complete load of horse shit. It's really important to know how people actually use your product to understand how safe it is, and we've all seen the 80 year old grannie who sits inches from the dashboard and her eyes barely over the wheel. It's a perfectly legitimate question to figure out if the car safety measures function well enough for her as for "the average guy."

Now what ought to be done about it if/when they find out that they don't is another question entirely.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (fKIdX)

260 213 165 I'm not a pilot. I must ask: A pilot who deliberately collides his fighter jet with a drone is:
A) Highly skilled and ballsy.
B) Nuts.
C) Both.

Is there a D?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (MvF+J)

D = Russian aka Carazy Ivan

Posted by: Seaman Jones at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (CCSxw)

261 196 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

========

Visible vein at ankle.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

262 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis?

I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.

Posted by: Genghis Khan at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (yQpMk)

263 Can't wait to hear what story Biden makes up during Carter's eulogy. Bet it includes Beau's dying in Iraq. Or maybe he worked in a funeral home and knows about embalming. Or he was a grave digger for a church...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)

264 A chick and her band cover "Separate Ways" by Journey:
https://youtu.be/yhDWqppzSSs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

265 Anarchists were the evil in the late 1800s and early 1900s.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (hg4Xf)

266 Quick, who saw Turbo-faggot in concert?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:38 PM

I saw them open for the Cars in '85.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (Wnv9h)

267 I think he will have less baggage to attack than Trump did/does. They'll try to find some but it will likely not land.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:40 PM (KbCG3)

This is one of the most unsafe assumptions I can think of.

Regardless of what political wonks think, DeSantis hasn't been defined yet for America.. Rest assured they have put millions into figuring out those definitions and how and when to deploy them.

Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

268 265 Anarchists were the evil in the late 1800s and early 1900s.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (hg4Xf)

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"I descended Europe into its greatest waste of human life in order to protect the little people."
-Gavrilo Princip

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

269 Russian pilots circa WWII were trained in the fine art of ramming Luftwaffe planes.
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Have a guitar teacher I know whose dad did just that against a Messerschmitt with his Mustang. He lived too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (fWTJL)

According to the Hitler Channel, the Luftwaffe did it sometimes, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (BTgKJ)

270 263 Can't wait to hear what story Biden makes up during Carter's eulogy. Bet it includes Beau's dying in Iraq. Or maybe he worked in a funeral home and knows about embalming. Or he was a grave digger for a church...
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The lesson of kissing homos would be appropriate.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (fWTJL)

271 I complained about all the technology they have switched to in my daughters classes, where all the papers have to be turned in online and they have to bring a laptop computer to every class.

Does that make me anti-STEMetic?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (HhXnR)

272 The House Oversight Committee tweets:

Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown "Biden."

https://bit.ly/3Tixt9j

Full diaper Joe's going to hobble to his safe space of talking about banning guns SO HARD!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (V1QHJ)

273 So tired of this shit.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

Me too. I'm having an ice creme bar.

Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (tITEI)

274 National Socialism is the root of all evil. International Socialism is the One True Way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Bernardisto Sanders at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

275 Anarchists were the evil in the late 1800s and early 1900s.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (hg4Xf)
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So was the KKK.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (2YtOq)

276 "6th dead dolphin washes up in under a month at New Jersey marina"

https://tinyurl.com/mwvbue52

But I thought wind turbines were ecologically sound? I would like to tie a few liberals to the blades and let her rip.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (wgAtL)

277
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

OK, that chick is smokin' hot. The cover is good, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (oINRc)

278 Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2023 12:26 PM

Dafuq?!

I suppose ironing my clothes is racist now, right? Folding my laundry?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (Wnv9h)

Huh. And I just thought I was a fucking slob - turns out I was being virtuous. Who knew?

Posted by: Ironing? Folding? Tools of the white patriarchy, man! at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (La8Fd)

279 185 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Anna Puma

Technically.. Gotta keep him alive till he's needed as a distraction
It's me donna

Yup. The next big thing. Everyone waits with bated breath for it to replace the attention of the last big thing.
Downed the drone replaces downed the weather balloon, etc.

Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (sOete)

280 269 Russian pilots circa WWII were trained in the fine art of ramming Luftwaffe planes.
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Have a guitar teacher I know whose dad did just that against a Messerschmitt with his Mustang. He lived too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (fWTJL)

According to the Hitler Channel, the Luftwaffe did it sometimes, too.
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Never doubt the Hitler Channel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (fWTJL)

281 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

========

Visible vein at ankle.

2/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG

Nice Ride !

And the car is pretty cool also

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (hg4Xf)

282 267 Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

=========

"Romney gave me cancer."

"What?"

"All I know is that that lady said that Romney gave her cancer."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

283 I think those guys are a tad extreme.

Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (tNszJ)

284 Full diaper Joe's going to hobble to his safe space of talking about banning guns SO HARD!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (V1QHJ)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:46 PM (t0OGg)

285 Can't wait to hear what story Biden makes up during Carter's eulogy. Bet it includes Beau's dying in Iraq. Or maybe he worked in a funeral home and knows about embalming. Or he was a grave digger for a church...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)

Sadat and Begin never come to the table without me, Fat. I said to Sadat, "Look, I know black dudes. You make peace with those covetous Jews, or I'll show you what I did to Corn Pop. Word as a Biden."

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at March 16, 2023 12:46 PM (vMWVi)

286 282 267 Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

=========

"Romney gave me cancer."

"What?"

"All I know is that that lady said that Romney gave her cancer."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

He turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (eYoxG)

287 The Nazis would probably be very happy about being remembered like this . The leftists are doing an amazing job keeping their memory alive.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (dDBj4)

288 Actual baggage means nothing.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM

Finally, someone who gets it!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

289 "DeSantis hasn't been defined yet for America."

I saw his ad. He's a Top Gun pilot I think.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (MvF+J)

290 > This blonde in short shorts

She's absolutely stunning.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (V1QHJ)

291 Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

Well that's what I said. He'll likely have less baggage which means they'll have to go to extremes. These extremes are becoming less and less effective against a populous that largely distrusts the media.

As to the mushy middle, does that even exist anymore? If you can be lured away by these tales, you were never really a supporter anyway.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (KbCG3)

292 Looks like Plugs is going to be the top gun salesman next month.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (gGPg3)

293 I suppose ironing my clothes is racist now, right? Folding my laundry?

"Sorry, Mom. Can't clean up my room. That would be racist!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (CaJIi)

294 196 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

There's a recent interview with the actress who did the carwash scene in Cool Hand Luke on the DVD. She says she was so innocent back then she had no idea why she was stretching and writhing around like that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (BTgKJ)

295 Finally, someone who gets it!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (tkR6S)

296 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (vIFg4)

Technically.. Gotta keep him alive till he's needed as a distraction
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (bs+z0)

Exactly.
But the truth is, Jimmy lived too long. When he goes, he'll only be an distraction for the Washington media.

The public will largely be, "Jimmy who?"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (mR6Gs)

297 Anarchists bombed NYC first in 1920 killing about 49 people. Broad and Wall Street.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (hg4Xf)

298 He needs to move to China with his fellow Communists

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (GRFOW)

299 There's a recent interview with the actress who did the carwash scene in Cool Hand Luke on the DVD. She says she was so innocent back then she had no idea why she was stretching and writhing around like that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (BTgKJ)
++++
I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

300 >>Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown "Biden."

So every Biden was named in the bank records but 1. I wonder why?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

301 Macron unilaterally raises the retirement age in France bypassing their legislature while his thug cops beat the elderly and women protesters in the street. Never give up your guns.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (DMyTF)

302 According to the Hitler Channel, the Luftwaffe did it sometimes, too.
--------------
Never doubt the Hitler Channel.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (fWTJL)

I thought they'd gone back to being the Aliens Channel.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (bhRsz)

303 Poor Pedro’s Mandalorian character had to be rescued twice by a woman in one 50-minute episode. Women, strong; men, weak dimwits who get captured. Once again, Disney bites the hand that feeds it.

Posted by: EveR at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (MUpk6)

304 Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown "Biden."

https://bit.ly/3Tixt9j

Full diaper Joe's going to hobble to his safe space of talking about banning guns SO HARD!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:45 PM (V1QHJ)

OK... send another couple drones in... we need this thing to go hot...

Posted by: Gen. Miley covering... at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (oHd/0)

305 267 Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

=========

"Romney gave me cancer."

"What?"

"All I know is that that lady said that Romney gave her cancer."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023

Well at least he didn't poison someone's cat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (oE0yX)

306 As to the mushy middle, does that even exist anymore? If you can be lured away by these tales, you were never really a supporter anyway.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (KbCG3)

The mushy middle is most people. People who barely pay attention to the news and don't know what party Ted Kennedy was. That's most people.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (U7hCZ)

307 is carter that close to the end?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (kFrCu)

308 288 Actual baggage means nothing.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM

Finally, someone who gets it!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 16, 2023 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm ashamed that I laughed so much at this. That poor woman who designed those clothes - does she get them dry cleaned or just toss them and count it a loss?

Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (JrN/x)

309 Kamikaze Migs !

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (V13WU)

310 There's a recent interview with the actress who did the carwash scene in Cool Hand Luke on the DVD. She says she was so innocent back then she had no idea why she was stretching and writhing around like that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (BTgKJ)

That's my Lucille...

Posted by: Dragline at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (CCSxw)

311 I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

Holy Crap? Really? One of the few movie rated 100% .

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (hg4Xf)

312 She's absolutely stunning.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (V1QHJ)
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Beautiful smile.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (2YtOq)

313 Tora! Tora! Tora!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (V13WU)

314 Can't wait to hear what story Biden makes up during Carter's eulogy. Bet it includes Beau's dying in Iraq. Or maybe he worked in a funeral home and knows about embalming. Or he was a grave digger for a church...

"Jimmy may have lusted in his heart....but I lusted in my COCK!"

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)

315 293 I suppose ironing my clothes is racist now, right? Folding my laundry?

"Sorry, Mom. Can't clean up my room. That would be racist!"
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (CaJIi)
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I remember an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where one of the first clues her dorm mate was a demon was that she was ironing her jeans.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (ssESX)

316 "I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it."

Hollywood's view of the South.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (MvF+J)

317 299 I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)

========

Bring an appetite for hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

318 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM

No discussion about what carburetor her car has?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

319 "Loyola professor claims organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures"
********
Loyola professor is probably a slob.

My most organized friend is Hispanic.
Her pantry could be in a magazine.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

320 is carter that close to the end?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM

*runs whetstone along scythe*

Soon...

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (Wnv9h)

321 52 You know, I can remember when they made fun of Dan Quayle. They said he was too dumb to be VEEP.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 16, 2023 12:15 PM (TgBWG)

———

Ironic considering he would’ve been a better President than anyone since 1992 save Trump.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (cMXNt)

322 So every Biden was named in the bank records but 1. I wonder why?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023

***
Well, Beau *is* dead, so . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

323 I'm ashamed that I laughed so much at this. That poor woman who designed those clothes - does she get them dry cleaned or just toss them and count it a loss?
Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (JrN/x)

She should burn them. With Sam in them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (tkR6S)

324 318 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM

No discussion about what carburetor her car has?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That car has a blower.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (DMyTF)

325 A chick and her band cover "Separate Ways" by Journey:
https://youtu.be/yhDWqppzSSs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)
===============
I'm not much of a Journey fan but that was really good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (yOwFQ)

326 maybe it's time for abc to rerun 'the day after'. in those days we had to get along with russia or else what else was too horrible to contemplate.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (kFrCu)

327 310 There's a recent interview with the actress who did the carwash scene in Cool Hand Luke on the DVD. She says she was so innocent back then she had no idea why she was stretching and writhing around like that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (BTgKJ)

That's my Lucille...
Posted by: Dragline at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (CCSxw)

I'll never forgive Lucille for messing up Joe's mind.

Sadly, this would've been perfect for Mis Hum's thread.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (KbCG3)

328 Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money...

But back to the news. Will no one think of that brave drone pilot?!

Posted by: The MFM at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (CaJIi)

329 is carter that close to the end?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (kFrCu)

Let's put it this way. He's setting a record for hospice care duration.
Bill Clinton might go first.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

330 12 There's a difference between anger and hate.

Yes. It's righteous anger when the left does it and it's hate when we do it. That's the difference. Like speech and violence.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (BjGT6)

331 What was the Holocaust survivor's name? Did she agree that American school board meetings were the same as the Holocaust?
Posted by: ...
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Only a racist h8tr would ask for facts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (tUUeN)

332 to the mushy middle, does that even exist anymore? If you can be lured away by these tales, you were never really a supporter anyway.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 16, 2023 12:48 PM (KbCG3)

The mushy middle is most people. People who barely pay attention to the news and don't know what party Ted Kennedy was. That's most people.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (U7h

My favorite analogy is the world is made up of 90% sheep , 5 % sheep dogs and 5% wolves. And the sheep often time can't tell the difference between the sheepdog and the wolf.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (hg4Xf)

333 Lotta great character actors in Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (ohFNB)

334 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM

No discussion about what carburetor her car has?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM

There's a car there?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (Wnv9h)

335 Or the Vandals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (nnLlj)

336 No discussion about what carburetor her car has?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)
++++
That's a bullshit question.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (t0OGg)

337
She should burn them. With Sam in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (tkR6S)

And I owe you another beer!

Posted by: Moki at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (JrN/x)

338 A chick and her band cover "Separate Ways" by Journey:
https://youtu.be/yhDWqppzSSs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

I looked her up and she's Ukrainian, so it's actually patriotic to watch her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (oINRc)

339 National divorce. It's the only answer. Do you want to share a country with these people? I don't. They're using language that signals an intent to lock us all up, or worse. If Jan 6 doesn't scare you into believing they'll stop at nothing, I don't know what will.

Yes, these people are evil. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 16, 2023 12:53 PM (vn/Mv)

340 I noticed that on the Twitters leftist types were going to Jonathan Chait's interpretation of Kamel-Toe's leftovers consumer statement to, surprisingly enough, say that Dougie said no such thing.

This leaves me underwhelmed. Jon Chait? Donk mouthpiece since basically forever.

Who's up next, that MMFA troll with the inflatable hair, David Brock?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (oedLL)

341 No discussion about what carburetor her car has?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

I am willing to bet that restomod Chevy has an LS1 in it, with no carb at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (tkR6S)

342 Jews?
Ace doesn't hate all Jews only
The 80% who consistently vote Dem
The international globalist bankers who used lasers to set Cali Forrest's on fire using space based lasers
The ones that dominate Hollywood and the media
The ones that control the Federal Reserve Bank

Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (xpKQx)

343 Doug just needs his fweedom

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:20 PM (DMyTF)

Fweedom? That is fag worship word you will not squeak it!

Fwank Barney, Chef son of bitch

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (gmo/4)

344 Actual baggage means nothing. They will pull out dog on the roof and car elevator if they have to. It's about painting him with a broad brush that can turn off the mushy middle. Does he have the personality and chops to rise above that? Time is a stone cold killer and will tell.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:44 PM (U7hCZ)

Was the Romney dog thing kinda slimy? Probably. But seriously, did it cost him even 1 vote? Now painting Romney as a slimy corporatist who represented everything bad and wrong with large consultant groups may have been a low blow, but it was also completely true. And that turned off a lot of people. "Corporations are people too, my friend" should go on his political tombstone.

As out of touch as that answer was, the "my friend" part for some reason irritates me even more. You're not my friend, you POS. You're a politician.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (vMWVi)

345 "I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it."

Hollywood's view of the South.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (MvF+J)

Features lots of actors who went on to bigger things, like the guy from The Waltons and one of the guys from MASH.

And wasn't Dennis Hopper in it?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (mR6Gs)

346 A chick and her band cover "Separate Ways" by Journey:
https://youtu.be/yhDWqppzSSs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM

Well done, it doesn't hurt of course that she's smoking hot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (oE0yX)

347 I remember an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where one of the first clues her dorm mate was a demon was that she was ironing her jeans.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 16, 2023

***
Yes, Buffy's first year in college. I think for most of the episode Buffy just thought of her roommate as *extremely* exasperating -- e.g., "She irons her *jeans*! She's *evil*!" Not till late in the story does she discover that the girl is a literal demon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

348 342 Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (xpKQx)

=========

Hollywood was much better when it was run by Jews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

349 269 Russian pilots circa WWII were trained in the fine art of ramming Luftwaffe planes.

They were pikers.

Posted by: Zombie Kamikaze Pilot at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (AMIL/)

350 I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it."

Hollywood's view of the South.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 12:51 PM (MvF+J)

It based on true events on a Florida chain gang.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (hg4Xf)

351
185 Is Jimmy Carter still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (vIFg4)

Hospice is a years long process for libs. Ask Paul Wellstone and John McCain.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (QarLh)

352 So, sovereign nations. We need to defend Ukraine as a sovereign nation but we can defend ourselves as one from the invasion at our own borders. Bitch.

Posted by: Silent at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (CrU4U)

353 350 It based on true events on a Florida chain gang.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (hg4Xf)

========

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang is quality, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

354 Dumb fuck on aisle 342.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (Wnv9h)

355 And wasn't Dennis Hopper in it?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (mR6G

Yep and Joe Don Baker.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (hg4Xf)

356 re 342: what the f?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (kFrCu)

357 The mushy middle is most people. People who barely pay attention to the news and don't know what party Ted Kennedy was. That's most people.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:50 PM (U7h

My favorite analogy is the world is made up of 90% sheep , 5 % sheep dogs and 5% wolves. And the sheep often time can't tell the difference between the sheepdog and the wolf.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (hg4Xf)

———/

That explains why conservatives will never win through superior arguments. It also explains why the Left always goes balls to the wall when acquiring power.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (cMXNt)

358 is carter that close to the end?

He's fighting. He knows where he's going when the lights go out.

I read a story about one of his former SS agents that is now retired. The aganet said that Carter was a total prick to anyone outside of his tight circle. He treated the SS like they weren't even there. Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (DMyTF)

359 355 And wasn't Dennis Hopper in it?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (mR6G

Yep and Joe Don Baker.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (hg4Xf)

And Wayne Rodgers, and George Kennedy got an Oscar.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (BTgKJ)

360 356 re 342: what the f?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (kFrCu)

========

Paul is a braindead leftist and thinks that Ace buys into every leftist conspiracy about Jews.

Which is funny because the two main cobs of this very blog are Jewish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

361 Features lots of actors who went on to bigger things, like the guy from The Waltons and one of the guys from MASH.

And wasn't Dennis Hopper in it?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023

***
Yes, he's listed. He'd done some TV before that, and would be one of the thieves Rooster Cogburn traps in the cabin in True Grit 2 years later -- the same year he did the motorcycle movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (J2vNu)

362 Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM (vMWVi)

The 47% comment probably cost him everything (if he really did lose).

But it fit in with the rest of the stories. It's not any one thing.

And it is done like a marketing campaign. They held that 47% tape back for 5 months while they dotted the landscape with their various pictures of him that would give the 47% comment the oomph that was needed.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (U7hCZ)

363 The blonde on the far right of the table looks like she's just now realizing how badly her future kids are going to be bullied.

https://bit.ly/3TpHEce

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (V1QHJ)

364 Sonderkommando Elbe in a SU-27

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (gmo/4)

365 I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)
______________

Overrated. Probably hard to judge it now, though, as a big problem seems that it has aged poorly.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

366 345 Don’t forget Strother Martin.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (ohFNB)

367
Hollywood was much better when it was run by Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah... when it was an all-Jewish business, the studios didn't let the near-animals they hire as talent step out of line. When actors were basically indentured servants who weren't allowed to go off-script, ever in their lives.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (oINRc)

368 if you think the border isn't secure, look at a map from 25 years ago and look at a map from today. the border is in the same place, ain't it? see?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (kFrCu)

369 Dennis Hopper found his way into a lot of iconic films---Rebel Without a Cause, Easy Rider, Cool Hand Luke....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)

370 The Russian pilot wasted $250 worth of jet fuel instead of a guided missile worth half a million! REEE!
It reminds me of problem NASA had in space with ball point pens not working, so they developed an anti-gravity ball point pen (at tremendous expense).
The Russians? They just used pencils.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (jTmQV)

371 326 maybe it's time for abc to rerun 'the day after'. in those days we had to get along with russia or else what else was too horrible to contemplate.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2023 12:52 PM (kFrCu)

They would if Trump or somebody like Ronnie Raygun was POTUS. But because the current "occupant" has a D behind his name, well, nuclear war isn't all that bad! Also, the real threat will be less "The Day After" and more like "One Second After". Why blanket the US with hundreds of nukes when a handful of upper atmosphere detonations to knockout the power will do the trick, with far less infrastructure damage?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

372 I mean, is there any Democrat that's not a total f**king mutant?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (n/8Ck)

373 Which is funny because the two main cobs of this very blog are Jewish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM

Yeah, but CBD never lets us borrow the weather machine.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (Wnv9h)

374 Overrated. Probably hard to judge it now, though, as a big problem seems that it has aged poorly.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

And the Joe Mannix girl has pointy elbows.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (hg4Xf)

375 like RedMindBlueState said, dumb shit removal needed in aisle 342

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (yOwFQ)

376 Y'all are still missing my point about DeSantis.

Trump had to fight two impeachments, attacks on his companies, exposure of his tax records, and that clown stripper and her lawyer. That took money.

It's not about votes. It's about legal bills. The only cure for them is cash.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (8cXaX)

377
A Nazi these days is someone who doesn't totally tow the communist party line.

The party line today, that is.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (QarLh)

378 359 355 And wasn't Dennis Hopper in it?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (mR6G

Yep and Joe Don Baker.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 12:56 PM (hg4Xf)

And Wayne Rodgers, and George Kennedy got an Oscar.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (BTgKJ)

No love for me nowadays?

Posted by: Joy Harmon at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (AMIL/)

379 Regarding DEI, my favorite cat shelter that I give tons of food too and would like to keep adopting critters from posted something recognizing this black woman who was a pilot and part of some Aviation group interested in diversity equity and inclusion of more black women airline pilots. I was so pissed that they chose to use their facebook page to say that. I don't want to know their idiotic politics, now I don't want to give to them anymore and I can't get that taste out of my mouth. They did take it down so someone must have said something.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (DBrN4)

380 It's OK, Doug. We know who wears the pants in the family. Hope you're not finding your "kilt" to be too breezy.

Posted by: MikeG at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (VsUo2)

381 Jews?
Ace doesn't hate all Jews only
The 80% who consistently vote Dem
The international globalist bankers who used lasers to set Cali Forrest's on fire using space based lasers
The ones that dominate Hollywood and the media
The ones that control the Federal Reserve Bank
Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM

Paulsy. Bags of dicks are on sale at Costco. Go for the large size.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (oE0yX)

382 "Also, the real threat will be less "The Day After" and more like "One Second After". Why blanket the US with hundreds of nukes when a handful of upper atmosphere detonations to knockout the power will do the trick, with far less infrastructure damage?"

The attack depicted in "The Day After" begins with an EMP burst.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (MvF+J)

383 > I read a story about one of his former SS agents that is now retired. The agent said that Carter was a total prick to anyone outside of his tight circle. He treated the SS like they weren't even there. Sounds familiar.

Sounds better than Hillary, honestly. She treated the SS like servants and berated them. Treating them like they're invisible is preferable to that.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (V1QHJ)

384 Commies divide the population into 2 categories, Fellow Commies or the rest of us (Nazis).

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (jTmQV)

385 Some of you Nazis aren't pulling your weight.
Posted by: JackStraw

They don't make Hugo Boss in my size.

Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (FhXTo)

386 Trump had to fight two impeachments, attacks on his companies, exposure of his tax records, and that clown stripper and her lawyer. That took money.

It's not about votes. It's about legal bills. The only cure for them is cash.

I saw someone arguing that every president came out wealthier then the when they were elected.

I believe Trump is the one president in the modern era that this is not true for

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (lc5cP)

387 Everyone is a NAZI to someone and due to hyperhitlerinflation everyone is worse than 1000 Hitlers, at least.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (PWI4f)

388 now I don't want to give to them anymore and I can't get that taste out of my mouth. They did take it down so someone must have said something.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM (DBrN4)

What? Cat food is not so bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (UuD2k)

389 The blonde on the far right of the table looks like she's just now realizing how badly her future kids are going to be bullied.

https://bit.ly/3TpHEce
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM

Good grief.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (Wnv9h)

390 Come on safety pin - pop!

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (gmo/4)

391 Cool Hand Luke was a great period movie. It doesn't really hold up these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (fWTJL)

392 Posted by: Paul

Ok so I'd love to know which Moron this is

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (U7hCZ)

393 Overrated. Probably hard to judge it now, though, as a big problem seems that it has aged poorly.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (iFTx/)
++++
A problem I know well.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (t0OGg)

394
Yeah, but CBD never lets us borrow the weather machine.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 12:59 PM

Yep. And I'd like a word with him about that. We're about to pull into the 6th snowiest winter here in Minny with another blizzard on deck. I've kindly asked. If I need to, I'll resort to pulling out Maple Syrup. Sure, it's a nuclear option but hey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (oE0yX)

395 379 Regarding DEI, my favorite cat shelter...

Most animal shelters around here are run and operated by commies. The blue hair and face piercings should be an early indicator.

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (DMyTF)

396 367
Hollywood was much better when it was run by Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah... when it was an all-Jewish business, the studios didn't let the near-animals they hire as talent step out of line. When actors were basically indentured servants who weren't allowed to go off-script, ever in their lives.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (oINRc)
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I think part of that was that the NY moneymen lost control over the monster they helped create. Part of the reason Hollywood is as far away from NY as possible was so the near-animals would be as far away from their masters as possible. Without adult supervision, the animals killed, raped, and fucked each other into the depraved mutations we have today.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

397 And Wayne Rodgers, and George Kennedy got an Oscar.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023
*
No love for me nowadays?
Posted by: Joy Harmon at March 16, 2023

***
I enjoyed your work on the one Man From U.N.C.L.E. that you did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (J2vNu)

398 55
'But somehow *we're* the haters.'

In fairness, I do hate them. A lot.
Especially, snivelers like Paul.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 01:03 PM (qVln6)

399 Nah, that point is made every time we have a Trump v. DeSantis thread, as if the Dems turning on him will be a surprise to DeSantis.

Again, the question is, will DeSantis have the means?

You recall Sarah Palin had to resign because Alaska law allowed endless frivolous suits to be brought against her, and the legal bills were killing her family's finances.

Yes, he will have the means. We've seen this play enough times now that we can recite it by heart. I predict that DeS will raise a metric buttload of money by appealing to the base, and bypassing the GOPe. Like Queen playing We Will Rock You, this has the effect of bringing the common man in to be part of the show, and they very badly want to be after 2020.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:03 PM (eOEVl)

400 301 Macron unilaterally raises the retirement age in France bypassing their legislature while his thug cops beat the elderly and women protesters in the street. Never give up your guns.
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (DMyTF)

———

All governments are basically tyrannical now.

Compare to the Rostenkowski treatment back in the 80s.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 16, 2023 01:03 PM (cMXNt)

401
Yep and Joe Don Baker.

MITCHELL!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:03 PM (63Dwl)

402 Thank you, Paul, for providing this affirmation that leftists are dumb as shit.

Without our your daily reminders, we might start to think you're just like people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:03 PM (UuD2k)

403 Commies divide the population into 2 categories, Fellow Commies or the rest of us (Nazis).
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM

Fellow Commies are also divided into two categories, Inner Party and Outer Party.

Much the same as umbilicii are.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (a3Q+t)

404 Commies divide the population into 2 categories, Fellow Commies or the rest of us (Nazis).

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:00 PM (jTmQV)

And they despise both groups. See: what happens to their fellow commies as power is acquired

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (U7hCZ)

405 Most animal shelters around here are run and operated by commies. The blue hair and face piercings should be an early indicator.
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023

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They were all in on the face diaper nonsense. That was part of why I was willing to drive 4 hours to a shelter in another state to adopt my black cat: They didn't demand you muzzle up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

406 The blonde on the far right of the table looks like she's just now realizing how badly her future kids are going to be bullied.

https://bit.ly/3TpHEce
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (V1QHJ)
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I have no idea what this pod was about. But the blond on the far right should get more camera time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (K8TIL)

407 It reminds me of problem NASA had in space with ball point pens not working, so they developed an anti-gravity ball point pen (at tremendous expense).
The Russians? They just used pencils.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 12:58 PM (jTmQV)

Bullshit. The Fisher pen company developed the "Space Pen" before it was adopted by NASA. Eventually, the Russians bought them, too. Powdered graphite from pencils floating around weightless in a spacecraft is no bueno.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (tkR6S)

408 I'll resort to pulling out Maple Syrup. Sure, it's a nuclear option but hey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (oE0yX)

Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (NgmbA)

409 Cool hand Luke- way overrated. Way too much Paul Newman is just like Jesus in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (5VXJH)

410 113 - You keep trying to say you're not VDH...

I think we just go with WDH.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (/kvYP)

411 I've never seen Cold Hand Luke. It keeps being recommended to me, though. I'll get around to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:49 PM (t0OGg)
______________

Overrated. Probably hard to judge it now, though, as a big problem seems that it has aged poorly.

I bet YOU couldn't eat 50 hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (PWI4f)

412 Cool Hand Luke was a great period movie. It doesn't really hold up these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (fWTJL)

They could do a remake...instead of chain gang there'd be "community service" and in home detention...w/ankle bracelets.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (AwYPR)

413 >>MITCHELL!

Might be my fav MST3K

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (a2jJd)

414 Can't wait to hear what story Biden makes up during Carter's eulogy. Bet it includes Beau's dying in Iraq. Or maybe he worked in a funeral home and knows about embalming. Or he was a grave digger for a church...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 16, 2023 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)

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Biden worked summers on Carter's peanut plantation.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (wsx8x)

415 Jews?
Ace doesn't hate all Jews only
The 80% who consistently vote Dem
The international globalist bankers who used lasers to set Cali Forrest's on fire using space based lasers
The ones that dominate Hollywood and the media
The ones that control the Federal Reserve Bank
Posted by: Paul at March 16, 2023 12:54 PM

God said: I will bless those that bless you and curse those who curse you.

Paul said: Wut?

God said: You can do what you want, babe, but the next time you see me you better run.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (AiZBA)

416 396 I think part of that was that the NY moneymen lost control over the monster they helped create. Part of the reason Hollywood is as far away from NY as possible was so the near-animals would be as far away from their masters as possible. Without adult supervision, the animals killed, raped, and fucked each other into the depraved mutations we have today.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

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Superior weather and cheap real estate is why Los Angeles won over New York even most of the money was based on New York.

Companies like Loew's, which owned MGM, were really interested in keeping control of their talent at every level for a variety of reasons, one of which was image based. They needed Clark Gable to be a reliable Clark Gable no matter what real Clark Gable did.

Their control of the monster faltered because of tax changes in the 30s, the pop of the post-war boom in the mid-40s, and finally television.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

417 Must be difficult for 10% of Americans to pretend to be 60 % of the country.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (Df1rq)

418 "Eventually, the Russians bought them, too. "
And before that? Pencils.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (jTmQV)

419 Macron unilaterally raises the retirement age in France

Well, my wife is about to have a birthday, so the new age is 70.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (CaJIi)

420 Didn't CBD endorse some sort of cocktail with maple syrup? A French Toastini or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)

421 I'm gonna put hyperinflation in the here-comes-hitler category but whatever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (RocRT)

422 409
Cool hand Luke was an allegory for the life of Jesus. Of course the main character is going to be portrayed that way.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (qVln6)

423 408 I'll resort to pulling out Maple Syrup. Sure, it's a nuclear option but hey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (oE0yX)

Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (NgmbA)

Blueberry syrup is OK, right?

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (AMIL/)

424 > I have no idea what this pod was about. But the blond on the far right should get more camera time.

I've only seen some clips from a few different episodes. They appear to do a lot of panel discussions regarding dating and other social interactions. They bring in young adults from the left and from the right. The big boobie chick who was making some sort of indecipherable point ace linked the other day was from this podcast.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (V1QHJ)

425 412 Cool Hand Luke was a great period movie. It doesn't really hold up these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (fWTJL)

They could do a remake...instead of chain gang there'd be "community service" and in home detention...w/ankle bracelets.
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My biggest fear is Adam Sandler will remake it like he did Longest Yard. There should be a law preventing Adam from fucking making remakes of classics.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (fWTJL)

426 Is this the dude that slipped the tongue to Dr Jill and swished it around, right on TV?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (vN+oL)

427 Cool hand Luke was an allegory for the life of Jesus. Of course the main character is going to be portrayed that way.

Wait, so instead of fishes and loaves, he made hardboiled eggs?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (eOEVl)

428 @213 I'm not a pilot. I must ask: A pilot who deliberately collides his fighter jet with a drone is:
A) Highly skilled and ballsy.
B) Nuts.
C) Both.

Is there a D?

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More likely, he screwed up and the collision was an accident. An actual mid-air collision is very risky, and could have easily caused him to crash.

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (hmjTa)

429 382 A balls-out attack by C or R on the USA today would start with ASATs blinding us, cyber-attacks crippling infrastructure, activation of sleeper saboteurs and assassins, EMPs, local releases of bioweapons, etc.

I assume some of our subs and ICBMs would survive, and I guess that's the main thing we still have going for us. I expect that even an EMP-only attack would be responded to with all-out counterforce and countercity retaliation. Perhaps I expect too much.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:09 PM (MvF+J)

430 I have no idea what this pod was about. But the blond on the far right should get more camera time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (K8TIL)

I think the point of the comment is that she DID get camera time---mostly spent sucking dick.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 01:09 PM (mR6Gs)

431 And before that? Pencils.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (jTmQV)

They were smart enough to see that the Fisher pens were better suited to the task.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:09 PM (tkR6S)

432 425 My biggest fear is Adam Sandler will remake it like he did Longest Yard. There should be a law preventing Adam from fucking making remakes of classics.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (fWTJL)

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Adam Sandler will next star in the remake of Ghost Ship, costarring Rob Schneider.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

433 427
Exactly. Just like in the Bible.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 01:09 PM (qVln6)

434 Dennis Hopper found his way into a lot of iconic films---Rebel Without a Cause, Easy Rider, Cool Hand Luke....
Posted by: JoeF.
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A couple of significant roles on Gunsmoke, mid-60's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (C0kHf)

435 Be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM

Would a month honoring Lucien Freud, following the established Zappa model, be too much to ask for?

Posted by: Art Lover at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (drNqK)

436 Don't forget to start pre-gaming now for St Patrick's Day, amateurs.

Posted by: Pat MeGroin, Leprechaun at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (M5z+9)

437 MITCHELL!

Might be my fav MST3K
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM (a2jJd)

Did Linda Evans earn combat pay for that one?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, One Must Look One's Best, Mustn't One at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (xPJvm)

438 Superior weather and cheap real estate is why Los Angeles won over New York even most of the money was based on New York.

Companies like Loew's, which owned MGM, were really interested in keeping control of their talent at every level for a variety of reasons, one of which was image based. They needed Clark Gable to be a reliable Clark Gable no matter what real Clark Gable did.

Their control of the monster faltered because of tax changes in the 30s, the pop of the post-war boom in the mid-40s, and finally television.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)
______________

All true. But it is also accepted that the move was to put as much distance between the two, and also to try to evade patents that existed at the time.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

439 413 Garrett, it’s certainly up there. The whole “escape of Joel” subplot is irritating, though. Way too much Gypsy.

It’s still Manos for the win.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:10 PM (ohFNB)

440 The blonde on the far right of the table looks like she's just now realizing how badly her future kids are going to be bullied.

https://bit.ly/3TpHEce
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (V1QHJ)
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I have no idea what this pod was about. But the blond on the far right should get more camera time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2023 01:04 PM (K8TIL)

Wow, that is a stunningly beautiful young lady. Wow. Did I say Wow??

Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (4pDQF)

441 Adam Sandler will next star in the remake of Ghost Ship, costarring Rob Schneider.
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You can never have too much Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (fWTJL)

442

The FInal Sacrifice is the king of all MST3Ks, it's not even up for debate.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (UCNv1)

443 >>Adam Sandler will next star in the remake of Ghost Ship, costarring Rob Schneider.

No Prometheus?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

444 Cool hand Luke was an allegory for the life of Jesus. Of course the main character is going to be portrayed that way.
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See: Omega Man

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (Xh7X1)

445 434
True Grit
Apocalypse Now
Hoosiers

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (qVln6)

446 >>It’s still Manos for the win.

Eegah is the other one that I always default to.

'Look out for snakes!'

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (a2jJd)

447 445 434
True Grit
Apocalypse Now
Hoosiers
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 16, 2023 01:11 PM (qVln6)

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Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:12 PM (LvTSG)

448

PARIS (AP) — French President Emmanuel Macron imposed a highly unpopular bill raising the retirement age from 62 to 64 on Thursday by shunning parliament and invoking a special constitutional power.

Lawmakers were shouting, their voices shaking with emotion as Macron made the risky move, which is expected to trigger quick motions of no-confidence in his government. Riot police vans zoomed by outside the National Assembly, their sirens wailing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:12 PM (63Dwl)

449 They would if Trump or somebody like Ronnie Raygun was POTUS. But because the current "occupant" has a D behind his name, well, nuclear war isn't all that bad! Also, the real threat will be less "The Day After" and more like "One Second After". Why blanket the US with hundreds of nukes when a handful of upper atmosphere detonations to knockout the power will do the trick, with far less infrastructure damage?
Posted by: Thrawn
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EMP is an uncertain threat is why and would have unpredictable effects. On communications, for example, a lot of that goes through fiber optics now that is impervious to EMP. Same thing with a lot of military grade chips and other such things.

It gets complicated because of Faraday effects in cars, etc. (metal shielding absorbing and grounding a lot of the induced current).

Essentially, you can test individual components but only big outfits that have actually touched off test nukes and have that data would be able to calculate some sort of estimated effects such whether it would take down the power grids.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:12 PM (r4qoG)

450 420 Didn't CBD endorse some sort of cocktail with maple syrup? A French Toastini or something?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)

I believe he makes Manhattans with a splash of Maple syrup. I cannot explain why I might know that.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (eGTCV)

451 Posted by: Pat MeGroin

I laughed too hard at this. Proving once again that there is nothing funnier than obscene names and farts.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (eOEVl)

452 > It reminds me of problem NASA had in space with ball point pens not working, so they developed an anti-gravity ball point pen (at tremendous expense).
The Russians? They just used pencils.

That's an urban legend. Fisher developed the pen independently of NASA.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (V1QHJ)

453 428 @213 I'm not a pilot. I must ask: A pilot who deliberately collides his fighter jet with a drone is:
A) Highly skilled and ballsy.
B) Nuts.
C) Both.

Is there a D?

----

More likely, he screwed up and the collision was an accident. An actual mid-air collision is very risky, and could have easily caused him to crash.
Posted by: junior at March 16, 2023 01:08 PM (hmjTa)

Someone linked a video earlier (I didn't watch it) and said it didn't look there was an impact, possible the fuel dump caused the drone's engine to shut down.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (eYoxG)

454 I think an Adam Sandler remake of The Poseidon Adventure ala National Lampoons Poopside Down Adventure would be the tits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (n/8Ck)

455 One of you Morons got an open tag in Boss Ace's posthole.

Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (FhXTo)

456 Cool Hand Luke was a great period movie. It doesn't really hold up these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:01 PM (fWTJL)

I was in 7th Grade in a Catholic school in Wisconsin whet it was in first-run. One of the parish priests took all the 7th Grade boys to see it one afternoon. I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

457 Dennis Hopper found his way into a lot of iconic films---Rebel Without a Cause, Easy Rider, Cool Hand Luke....
Posted by: JoeF.
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A couple of significant roles on Gunsmoke, mid-60's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2023

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At least one Twilight Zone as a neo-Nazi.

Robert Vaughn played a kind of George Lincoln Rockwell character on an episode of Naked City (I think it was that).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

458 I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

Don't get sent to prison?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:14 PM (Y5qcH)

459 I believe he makes Manhattans with a splash of Maple syrup. I cannot explain why I might know that.
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I use Maple Syrup for my Autumnal Bourbon Drink. Very tasty. Its very Autumnal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:14 PM (fWTJL)

460 Adam Sandler will next star in the remake of Ghost Ship, costarring Rob Schneider.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That would actually be worth watching for a change. Both actors seem resistant to wokism from public comments.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:14 PM (r4qoG)

461 I was in 7th Grade in a Catholic school in Wisconsin whet it was in first-run. One of the parish priests took all the 7th Grade boys to see it one afternoon. I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

He probably wanted to see it

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

462 "said it didn't look there was an impact"

There's a damaged prop on the drone in the video. But the video could be an op for all we know. The damage is just too perfect, and the video is just too clear.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (MvF+J)

463 442 Is that the one with Ramsdauer in it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (ohFNB)

464 440 The blonde on the far right of the table looks like she's just now realizing how badly her future kids are going to be bullied.

https://bit.ly/3TpHEce
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 12:57 PM (V1QHJ)

TFW you tally up all the hours of dicksucking you've already done on OF.

Posted by: Consequences? What do you mean consequences? I'm a woman! at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (La8Fd)

465 @406 I have no idea what this pod was about. But the blond on the far right should get more camera time.

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Looks like a thing that Podcast of the Lotus Eaters has been posting snippets of recently in some of their casts. The girls participating in them sometimes say interesting things about their mental processes, like the one who said she wouldn't get involved with a guy unless he was already sleeping with a bunch of women. There's another snippet that has Matt Knowles telling someone (a trans woman, I think) that he'd rather sleep with the oldest biological woman in the world than the hottest trans woman.

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (hmjTa)

466 Fair enough, Fisher did develop the pen.
But, the Russians used pencils, at least for a while.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (jTmQV)

467 Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:12 PM

Dude. True connoisseurs refer to it as PBR.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

468 I was in 7th Grade in a Catholic school in Wisconsin whet it was in first-run. One of the parish priests took all the 7th Grade boys to see it one afternoon. I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

Deep Throat?

Posted by: Speaks for itself at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (La8Fd)

469 Posted by: Pat MeGroin

I laughed too hard at this. Proving once again that there is nothing funnier than obscene names and farts.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (eOEVl

I know, right?

Posted by: Phil McCracken at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (mR6Gs)

470 467 Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:12 PM

Dude. True connoisseurs refer to it as PBR.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

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In moments of high emotion, one refers to PBR by its full name like a mother calling out the name of a child after she discovers the broken vase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

471 I was in 7th Grade in a Catholic school in Wisconsin whet it was in first-run. One of the parish priests took all the 7th Grade boys to see it one afternoon. I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.
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Our English teacher took us to see Goodbye, Mr Chips. He was gay but the theater was in downtown Detroit and was really something special. Watching a drunk Peter O'Toole act was fun.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (fWTJL)

472 My biggest fear is Adam Sandler will remake it like he did Longest Yard. There should be a law preventing Adam from fucking making remakes of classics.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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He could do a regular number on a lot of remakes. I could also see him playing Joe Biden in a movie for comic relief.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (r4qoG)

473 Someone linked a video earlier (I didn't watch it) and said it didn't look there was an impact, possible the fuel dump caused the drone's engine to shut down.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (eYoxG)

One blade of the drone's prop was bent at the tip, but that could have been caused by the fast-spinning blade hitting a slug of liquid jet fuel. Funny, though, how video of both passes just ends at the point of closest approach?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (tkR6S)

474 So she has met with hundreds of world leaders (really?) kings, shamans, and whatever, she understands better about national sovereignty, norms, blah, blah. How about a little look see at the United State's Southern border? Wasn't she appointed by Dimbulb to be the border czar or am i thinking of some other useless nitwit?

Doug, you can call it hate, but I call it anger at insane policies. These are NOT the governments children to indoctrinate but belong to families headed by parents. You and this administration are the Nazis in this scenario by labeling parents as terrorists and Nazis by having the temerity of voicing their anger which you try very hard to shut their voices down.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2023 01:17 PM (oiNtH)

475 458 I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.
Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

Don't get sent to prison?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:14 PM (Y5qcH)

Don't cut the heads offa parking meters...

Posted by: Dragline at March 16, 2023 01:17 PM (CCSxw)

476 Our English teacher took us to see Goodbye, Mr Chips. He was gay but the theater was in downtown Detroit and was really something special. Watching a drunk Peter O'Toole act was fun.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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The Robert Donat original movie was better actually although O'Toole's remake version worked pretty well too.

We lost Donat too early as an actor due to death at a young age.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:18 PM (r4qoG)

477 476 Our English teacher took us to see Goodbye, Mr Chips. He was gay but the theater was in downtown Detroit and was really something special. Watching a drunk Peter O'Toole act was fun.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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The Robert Donat original movie was better actually although O'Toole's remake version worked pretty well too.

We lost Donat too early as an actor due to death at a young age.
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I think I've seen that as well. Black and White, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:19 PM (fWTJL)

478 My favorite Dennis Hopper line is from that movie where Sandra Bullock is the bus driver. They’re on the speeding subway with Keanau Reeves, and Reeves calls Hopper “psychotic.” And Hopper pulls out his stash of ransom money and responds “No, now I’m ‘eccentric.’”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (ohFNB)

479 their mental processes, like the one who said she wouldn't get involved with a guy unless he was already sleeping with a bunch of women

This is a rare moment of honesty that says a lot about women's biological impulses. This is why they want bad boys. They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.

Posted by: Ignore nature at your own peril at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (La8Fd)

480 If Jack Emhoff is the second gentleman, does that make Frank Luntz the Third gentleman?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (z0WOG)

481 --------------
He could do a regular number on a lot of remakes. I could also see him playing Joe Biden in a movie for comic relief.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (r4qoG)

I think Leslie Neilson would have made a fine Biden.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (eGTCV)

482 I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.

Fifty eggs is a lot of eggs? (think how expensive that would be in today's market)

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (CaJIi)

483 Fair enough, Fisher did develop the pen.
But, the Russians used pencils, at least for a while.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2023 01:15 PM (jTmQV)

No one denies that. But it became apparent that graphite dust from the pencils (which conducts electricity) was getting into electronics, and causing problems. So when the Russians could buy the pens, they did. Even at 25 bucks a pop, it was a cheap fix. They are good pens, and worth every penny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (tkR6S)

484 I think I've seen that as well. Black and White, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Yes. With Greer Garson in Hollywood's best year for classics--1939.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:21 PM (r4qoG)

485 So she has met with hundreds of world leaders (really?) kings, shamans, and whatever, she understands better about national sovereignty, norms, blah, blah.
Posted by: Cheri

Many of them were sister cities of Kailasa.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2023 01:21 PM (r+I8w)

486 Can you imagine how confusing it would be to be Kamala Harris?

She actually believes she's smart and clever and adored and educated and has a good bead on things. She believes she is the 2nd most powerful person in the free world because she deserves it.

What must it be like to be that stupid and that wrong about everything, everywhere, all at once -- to borrow a cultural reference? Must be very unsettling to think you're an expert when you're a post turtle.

Posted by: red speck at March 16, 2023 01:21 PM (gS3OW)

487 No: Vaughn played the neo-Nazi in Asphalt Jungle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

488 480 If Jack Emhoff is the second gentleman, does that make Frank Luntz the Third gentleman?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM (z0WOG)

to quote the immortal words of John Wayne...

You have to be a Man first, to be a gentleman, and he misses on both counts...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (oHd/0)

489 487 No: Vaughn played the neo-Nazi in Asphalt Jungle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

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I will be purchasing that from the next Criterion flash sale next Tuesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (LvTSG)

490 I saw a movie recently where Adam Sandler played a serious character.

Posted by: DanMan at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (DB6tu)

491 So she has met with hundreds of world leaders (really?) kings, shamans, and whatever

Oh, the carpets I've seen!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (CaJIi)

492 The upstart populist pro-farmer party FarmerCitizenMovement (BBB) shook the foundations of politics in the Netherlands overnight, securing a significant victory in Wednesday’s provincial elections on the back of growing resentment against the globalist government of Prime Minister Mark Rutte and his plans to introduce Great Reset-style environmental policies.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

493 guys guys guys, drop everthing. The hugest bombshell has dropped:

Governor DeSantis.... ate PUDDING. PUDDING!!!. He used his fingers TO EAT PUDDING!!!!!1!1!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8adp49

HE'S A "NIGHTMARE!!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (0hOvj)

494 490 "Uncut Gems," by the Safdie brothers. It is amazing.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (MvF+J)

495 492 The upstart populist pro-farmer party FarmerCitizenMovement (BBB) shook the foundations of politics in the Netherlands overnight, securing a significant victory in Wednesday’s provincial elections on the back of growing resentment against the globalist government of Prime Minister Mark Rutte and his plans to introduce Great Reset-style environmental policies.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

Why isn't deliberately imposing famine considered a crime against humanity?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (eGTCV)

496 I'll resort to pulling out Maple Syrup. Sure, it's a nuclear option but hey.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:02 PM (oE0yX)

Be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:05 PM

I keed I keed, OK. maybe just stop the snow? With sugar on top? (no syrup)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (oE0yX)

497 This is a rare moment of honesty that says a lot about women's biological impulses. This is why they want bad boys. They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.
Posted by: Ignore
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Except, unlike animals, mankind can restrain its worst impulses if one chooses to do so. IN other words, that woman chooses to follow her biological instincts and will likely end sad, depressed, and living as an alpha widow.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (r4qoG)

498 BoerBurgerBeweging (BBB)

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

499 491 So she has met with hundreds of world leaders (really?) kings, shamans, and whatever

Oh, the carpets I've seen!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (CaJIi)

She just flew in from seeing Hundreds of world leaders...

and boy are her knees tired...

Wait, that not how the joke goes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (oHd/0)

500 490 I saw a movie recently where Adam Sandler played a serious character.
Posted by: DanMan at March 16, 2023 01:22 PM (DB6tu)

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He should have been nominated for an Oscar for Uncut Gems. Arguably, he deserved the win. Joaquin Phoenix won for Joker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

501 BUT DESANTIS EATS PUDDING WITH HIS FINGERS!!!

DESANTIS? MORE LIKE "UNSANTIS" AMIRITE?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (BHrzb)

502 Governor DeSantis.... ate PUDDING. PUDDING!!!. He used his fingers TO EAT PUDDING!!!!!1!1!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8adp49

HE'S A "NIGHTMARE!!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (0hOvj)

That does it. I can no longer in good conscience support the Republican Party. My long and storied career as a conservative is at an end.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (bhRsz)

503 I saw a movie recently where Adam Sandler played a serious character.

He's so weird looking I have a hard time taking him seriously

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (0hOvj)

504 No: Vaughn played the neo-Nazi in Asphalt Jungle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023

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I will be purchasing that from the next Criterion flash sale next Tuesday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 0

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Look for the episode of 87th Precinct where Vaughn plays The Deaf Man (Sordo), the precinct cops' long-time Moriarty in the novels. It's like a dry run for (some elements of) Napoleon Solo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (J2vNu)

505 If Jack Emhoff is the second gentleman, does that make Frank Luntz the Third gentleman?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2023 01:20 PM

Fluffer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (oE0yX)

506 >>Except, unlike animals, mankind can restrain its worst impulses if one chooses to do so.

Most Women have the impulse control of a goldfish.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (a2jJd)

507 Aren't we running out of Holocaust survivors? I mean, if they were born in 1939 they'd be 84. Most babies didn't survive. I had a friend who truly did survive, being moved from Catholic family to Catholic family. Iirc she was like 6 when they came for the Jews in Lodz. She was the only survivor in her family. She's been gone now for at least 6 or 7 years.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (BjGT6)

508 BUT DESANTIS EATS PUDDING WITH HIS FINGERS!!!

How often has Joe reached into his diaper for a snack?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (eGTCV)

509 503 I saw a movie recently where Adam Sandler played a serious character.

He's so weird looking I have a hard time taking him seriously
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (0hOvj)

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Punch Drunk Love is the best Adam Sandler movie because Paul Thomas Anderson really understands Adam Sandler movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)

510 "Sovereignty and territorial integrity"

Nice to see these things are important to our Vice President.

Posted by: Emmie will be dancing to Flash Cadillac April 1 at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (Emce2)

511 LOL... Pentagon has released video from the drone that was 'crashed into'.

Russian is flying past, dumping fuel... DOES NOT HIT THE DRONE... drone does not jerk or move at all at the time of the supposed impact... stays steady... but then, the engine fails.

Best guess? Prop driven drone. What happens when you put a bunch of fuel in the injection system? oh... modern electronics would shut down the engine.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 12:22 PM (oHd/0)

Russians know our drones better than the operators, looks like.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (eoQWY)

512 They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.
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This explains so much about my love life.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (U7hCZ)

513 Governor DeSantis.... ate PUDDING. PUDDING!!!. He used his fingers TO EAT PUDDING!!!!!1!1!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8adp49

HE'S A "NIGHTMARE!!!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (0hOvj)

Meh. Trump eats pudding cups with his tongue. While they are on top of his head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (tkR6S)

514
Adam Sandler dramas are horrible. He only started doing them because he quit cocaine and it made comedy too hard, so he shifted to more dramatic roles because they're a lot easier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (oINRc)

515 They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.

Until they get old enough and suddenly want a family and stability and a future. Then they want the bad guys they ignored and overlooked in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (0hOvj)

516 I had to take a moment to gather myself after reading "Jack Emhoff".

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (Id7yp)

517 Jack Emhoff seems like a comedic name.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (eGTCV)

518 BoerBurgerBeweging (BBB)
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM

Yea, they came out of nowhere and kicked some Dutch ass. Gee, farmers forced not to farm would be unpopular for some reason? Huh. Who knew?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:26 PM (oE0yX)

519 Best part of Adam Sandler movies was the frequent appearance of Krista Allen in minor roles.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (UuD2k)

520 I was in 7th Grade in a Catholic school in Wisconsin whet it was in first-run. One of the parish priests took all the 7th Grade boys to see it one afternoon. I still don't know what lessons the priest thought we'd learn from that movie.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:13 PM (AMIL/)

It was a weird experience. My recollection is the priest simply said we were going to see the movie at the town theater. He said nothing about what we should look for or think about. No discussion afterward. I didn't and still don't know why we were shown it. Much of it went over our heads at our age and never having lived in the South.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

521 How often has Joe reached into his diaper for a snack?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (eGTCV)

Creepy Joe's SS codename should be Boom Boom

Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (4pDQF)

522 Posted by: Ignore

No , women innately want providers and protectors. Their good man radar has been broken for awhile because the State has taken over those duties. They can afford to fuck up and choose the wrong guys over and over again. Sheep choosing wolves as their partners.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (hg4Xf)

523 500 Nobody depicts degradation like the Safdie brothers. Glad that you admired the movie, as did I. Now here's a very very very touchy question: is the movie anti-Semitic? I honestly don't know.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (MvF+J)

524 He used his fingers TO EAT PUDDING!

Where on the scale does that place compared to eating salad with a comb?

Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (sOete)

525 503 I saw a movie recently where Adam Sandler played a serious character.

He's so weird looking I have a hard time taking him seriously
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace. Robin Williams, for example is one. Jackie Gleason was another. The reverse may or not be true depending on the actor or actress--Greta Garbo was hilarious playing against type in Ninotchka which once again was in Hollywood's fabled year of 1939.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (r4qoG)

526 Jack Emhoff seems like a comedic name.

Someone to page at a grocery store.

Posted by: Phil McCracken at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (CaJIi)

527 494 490 "Uncut Gems," by the Safdie brothers. It is amazing.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:23 PM (MvF+J)

Throw "Spanglish" in there.

I think it's a sneaky good movie.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (CCSxw)

528 I kind of like how Adam Sandler made like 15 movies that were nothing other than "lets go somewhere interesting with a bunch of my buddies an screw around to make some money and have a cool vacation."

I mean, they weren't good movies, but good for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (0hOvj)

529 Wow. Went off to make a Spam sammich, figured there'd be a fresh thread when I got back.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (BTgKJ)

530 Adam Sandler is very hot or miss, but I still think Happy Gilmore is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (La8Fd)

531 Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

Lot of religious symbolism in Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (hg4Xf)

532 253 Re 155

Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (nnLlj)

The Assyrians would like a favorable mention.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (z/ifB)

533 This is a rare moment of honesty that says a lot about women's biological impulses. This is why they want bad boys. They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.
Posted by: Ignore

Well, that's just too bad. I'm not going to act like a "bad boy" when it's not in me to be that way, so whatever.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (bhRsz)

534

This Emhoff asshole looks like a gayer Ed Koch.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (UCNv1)

535 "I met one woman who was saved in the Holocaust in Germany, settled in Ukraine, and is now a refugee again back in Berlin," Emhoff recounted.

In the process he breezes right on past the part where a lot of people in the Ukraine are anti-Semitic.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2023 12:27 PM (ZGrMX)

And the part that at the start of the war, about 30 percent of the armed forces were actual Nazis (like the Azovs) because the U government didn't trust the Army. So like the Nazis, they made their own to watch the actual army.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (eoQWY)

536 They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.

Women threw themselves at me!

- Marcuc Licinius Crasssus

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

537 Wow. Went off to make a Spam sammich, figured there'd be a fresh thread when I got back.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM

Fried or GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (oE0yX)

538 I could also see him playing Joe Biden in a movie for comic relief.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:16 PM (r4qoG)

He already did that. I think it was called Billy Madison.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (U7hCZ)

539 523 500 Nobody depicts degradation like the Safdie brothers. Glad that you admired the movie, as did I. Now here's a very very very touchy question: is the movie anti-Semitic? I honestly don't know.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (MvF+J)

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Probably not. The Safdie Brothers are both Jewish and from New York, so Sandler's character is probably just an amalgamation of people they actually know.

It struck me as more New York than Jewish, in line with Good Time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (LvTSG)

540 He used his fingers TO EAT PUDDING!

Where on the scale does that place compared to eating salad with a comb?

It's no ketchup on steak, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (eOEVl)

541 It was a weird experience. My recollection is the priest simply said we were going to see the movie at the town theater. He said nothing about what we should look for or think about. No discussion afterward. I didn't and still don't know why we were shown it. Much of it went over our heads at our age and never having lived in the South.
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They filmned it in Cali. I know it was supposed to be the deep South but it looked like Cali farm country. The vegetation was too tan to be the South.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (fWTJL)

542 Adam Sandler is very hot or miss, but I still think Happy Gilmore is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (La8Fd)

I was in a pub last week, and that movie was on a screen there. Saw maybe the middle third. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (tkR6S)

543 > They want a guy who's already desirable and desired by multiple women, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice guy loser.

It depends on how old the woman is and whether she's looking for a long term or short term relationship. For long term relationships, guys are girls are mostly looking for the same thing. Honesty, stability, reliability, love, all the classic stuff. If she's younger and hormonally driven, yeah. That.

At BYU, I was pretty shocked by the difference even between Freshman and Sophomore girls. The Freshmen were bundles of hormones. The Sophomores were far more settled down and looking for more than a hot guy with money.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (V1QHJ)

544
Vaughn played the neo-Nazi in Asphalt Jungle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I will be purchasing that from the next Criterion flash sale next Tuesday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He was in The Asphalt Jungle the TV series.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0516150

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

545 Grown Ups was a pretty good movie if for no other reason than showing how much better a carefree, electronics-free, social-media-free childhood was for kids.

Posted by: There's basically no childhood anymore at March 16, 2023 01:30 PM (La8Fd)

546
Adam Sandler is very hot or miss, but I still think Happy Gilmore is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (La8Fd)

Indeed. So was Billy Madison. Waterboy and Big Daddy were ok. But Big Daddy went too hard at trying to be real movie about emotions 'n' shit. He was funny when he was a dumbass cokehead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (oINRc)

547 Adam Sandler is very hot or miss, but I still think Happy Gilmore is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM

Yea, great movie. Still a good watch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (oE0yX)

548 Adam Sandler is very hot or miss, but I still think Happy Gilmore is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL! at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (La8Fd)

His semi serious movie , Funny People was great IMO. He also showed his acting chops in Uncut Gems but that movie was hard to watch. Very good but you could see the tragedy forming.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (hg4Xf)

549 Man how perfect would it have been if Kamala had been called Jacqueline. Jack for short. And taken his last name.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (U7hCZ)

550 Worst Adam Sandler movie: "Eight Crazy Nights." Awful.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (MvF+J)

551 Fried or GTFO.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:29 PM (oE0yX)

Oh, yes.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (BTgKJ)

552 I stumbled into a remake of Pappillon. I turned it the fuck off. Why do that? Again, don't fuck with classics.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (fWTJL)

553 @534

>>This Emhoff asshole looks like a gayer Ed Koch.

If Koch was gay, he kept it to himself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (n/8Ck)

554 I don't think I've ever seen an article gushing about the Bidens and their taste for fine dining. The media loved doing that about the Obamas.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

555 Where on the scale does that place compared to eating salad with a comb?
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM

There are two scales: The (R) Scale, and the (D) Scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

556 A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace.

Its always annoying when someone who is really great at comedy totally gives it up for serious dramas. I mean Groucho never decided he was going to do Shakespeare. But guys like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey etc pretty much gave up comedy which they are good at.

Someone to page at a grocery store.

At the ET ride in the Universal park in LA, you give your name and its typed in by the operator at the beginning, and at the end ET says "ET LOVES (insert name)". Being young, me and my buddies all gave really foul names like Ben Dover and Heywood Jablowme. The operator took them in with a bored expression, having probably heard every single variation before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (0hOvj)

557 Aren't we running out of Holocaust survivors? I mean, if they were born in 1939 they'd be 84. Most babies didn't survive. I had a friend who truly did survive, being moved from Catholic family to Catholic family. Iirc she was like 6 when they came for the Jews in Lodz. She was the only survivor in her family. She's been gone now for at least 6 or 7 years.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at March 16, 2023 01:25 PM (BjGT6)

I'm sure that time that the deli was out of corned beef will soon be considered Holocaust enough for clubbing your opponents with soon enough.

They've already forgotten the never forget part.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (eoQWY)

558 531 Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

Lot of religious symbolism in Cool Hand Luke.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (hg4Xf)

To this day I've never seen the movie that way. I must be Lamont, the Big Dummy.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (AMIL/)

559 > A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace. Robin Williams, for example is one.

Robin Williams was chilling as a serial killer in Insomnia.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (V1QHJ)

560 If Koch was gay, he kept it to himself.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM

Unlike Miss Lindsay.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (oE0yX)

561 His Drew Barrymore movies, The Wedding Singer and Blended are fun to watch . They work good together.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM (hg4Xf)

562 552 I stumbled into a remake of Pappillon. I turned it the fuck off. Why do that? Again, don't fuck with classics.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (fWTJL)

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No producer wants to finance remakes of broken movies people don't remember. They want to finance remakes of classics with name recognition so that people will come and buy tickets based only on that.

We want things to be different, but name recognition of IP sells more often than it fails to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

563
Jack Emhoff seems like a comedic name.

Someone to page at a grocery store.
Posted by: Phil McCracken

Moe's Tavern

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

564 Oh so I guess I was late to the Jack Emhoff party. Story of my life...

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM (U7hCZ)

565 Remember when comedians would put out tapes or CD's of their comedy routines? Adam Sandler had one that was hilarious in the 90's. Something with a goat with huge balls that would say, "Well, f'k me in the goat ass!"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (UuD2k)

566 Serious question - who were the epitome of evil before the Nazis? Pre-WWII, if you really thought someone was just pure evil, what would you have labeled them?
Posted by: DPICM at March 16, 2023 12:28 PM (M2VUX)

Huns. See US WW1 propaganda comparing Germans to Huns.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 12:33 PM (eYoxG)

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[i["We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."

-- From Patton's Famous Address to the Troops

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (wsx8x)

567 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.

Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (sOete)

568
Comedians can easily do drama, but the other way is hard AF. You can't teach funny.

I don't blame anyone who's "screw it, I'm doing dramas for money, prestige, and easy work. This whole thing is a damned grind."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

569 559 > A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace. Robin Williams, for example is one.

Robin Williams was chilling as a serial killer in Insomnia.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:32 PM (V1QHJ)

One Hour Photo. Holy shit, never looked at him the same way again.

Posted by: Damn good thriller at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (La8Fd)

570 "A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace."

Graduation of Dick Powell from "Gold Diggers" to film noir is very impressive.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (MvF+J)

571 Most Women have the impulse control of a goldfish.
Posted by: garrett

Um, the fact that my ex-husband is still alive lays lie to your assertion.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

572 568
Comedians can easily do drama, but the other way is hard AF. You can't teach funny.

I don't blame anyone who's "screw it, I'm doing dramas for money, prestige, and easy work. This whole thing is a damned grind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

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Sandler signed a huge contract with Netflix to make comedies endlessly a few years ago. Content is king.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

573 Great, somebody brings up Pappilon. Now I’m hungry for centipede.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (ohFNB)

574 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (sOete)

Not even close. And you added loser.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (hg4Xf)

575 His Drew Barrymore movies, The Wedding Singer and Blended are fun to watch . They work good together.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM

Never saw Blended but Wedding Singer was good. Chuck and Larry was funny too.
I like Sandler. I here he is like the most down to earth celeb ever. He's not political which leads me to believe he's a secret conservative that we hear about. His movies are fun and goofy. Sometimes you just need that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (oE0yX)

576 253 Re 155

Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (nnLlj)

The Assyrians would like a favorable mention.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (z/ifB)

Huns don't really fit - they became overlord over the German tribes and used them for expansion but when Atilla died and they got to squabbling and all those tribes were there, royal lines more or less intact and participated in the breakup of West Rome and following successors.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (eoQWY)

577 Comedians can easily do drama, but the other way is hard AF. You can't teach funny.

I don't blame anyone who's "screw it, I'm doing dramas for money, prestige, and easy work. This whole thing is a damned grind."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

I remember in the 90s when Meryl Streep tried to do a couple of comedies. Didn't work.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (vMWVi)

578 No producer wants to finance remakes of broken movies people don't remember. They want to finance remakes of classics with name recognition so that people will come and buy tickets based only on that.

We want things to be different, but name recognition of IP sells more often than it fails to.
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God help the fool that tries to remake Arsenic and Old Lace or Harvey. Guaranteed disaster.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (fWTJL)

579 Comedy is very hard, and very perishable.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (MvF+J)

580 @572

>>Sandler signed a huge contract with Netflix to make comedies endlessly a few years ago. Content is king.

Signed a contract for 250m, to go along with his roughly 250m in current networth.

So half a billion overall, not bad for a guy who got fired from SNL.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (n/8Ck)

581 >>Um, the fact that my ex-husband is still alive lays lie to your assertion.

10 + Million Dolphin Tats don't lie.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (a2jJd)

582 A lot of comic actors actually make quite good dramatic actors as a change of pace. Robin Williams, for example is one.

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Bill Murray has turned in some find dramatic performances, but I can't help but laugh at his smirking face even in those.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (wsx8x)

583 God help the fool that tries to remake Arsenic and Old Lace or Harvey. Guaranteed disaster.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (fWTJL)

Soul Man with C. Thomas Howell

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (OgrpQ)

584 576 253 Re 155

Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 12:41 PM (nnLlj)

The Assyrians would like a favorable mention.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:28 PM (z/ifB)
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Don't forget the Comanches.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (fWTJL)

585 Lot of religious symbolism in Cool Hand Luke.

The final gunfight, the climax of Silverado, there's a scene where the evil sheriff faces off with the gambler, and the symbolism is really strong.

Kevin Kline (Paden) faces off, and behind him is the town church. Literally Brian Denney (Cobb) is the evil sheriff, and behind him is... emptiness. Wilderness.

And curse Kevin Kline forever for taking Phoebe Cates from me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (0hOvj)

586 Don't Huns generally frequent Baltimore diners?

Posted by: Hiya, hun! at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (La8Fd)

587 Remember when comedians would put out tapes or CD's of their comedy routines? Adam Sandler had one that was hilarious in the 90's. Something with a goat with huge balls that would say, "Well, f'k me in the goat ass!"
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:34 PM

He did a raunchy version of the lady is a tramp, complete with a big band. She'll give head, to a sheik,,,she can stuff three cocks in her cheek..But she, comes home to meee

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (oE0yX)

588 Did Ace go for a walk or something?

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM (a2jJd)

589 God help the fool that tries to remake Arsenic and Old Lace or Harvey. Guaranteed disaster.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:36 PM (fWTJL)

Tom Hanks tried it with The Ladykillers.

Epic fail from what I understand.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM (BTgKJ)

590 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.

It's different though. Women will go NUTS for a high status guy, even if he's goofy looking. Guys don't work like that.

Yeah, all the guys will be interested in the same girls, but usually because she's attractive. She'll lose some points if she's got no personality or is a jerk, but she'll still have lots of attention.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM (V1QHJ)

591 French President Emmanuel Macron Has Special Powers ?

Does he use a wand, like Harry Potter ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

592 So half a billion overall, not bad for a guy who got fired from SNL.
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SNL ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM (fWTJL)

593 Not even close. And you added loser.
Posted by: polynikes

We just disagree.

Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (sOete)

594 SNL ain't what it used to be.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:38 PM

I haven't watched SNL in years. It's live Colbert. Justin Timberlake doing "dick in a box" was the last funny thing they've done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (oE0yX)

595 I remember comics having a lot of unfunny fun with the Bush name. What have they done with the name Jack Emhoff?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (eGTCV)

596 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.

Not even close. Men WANT the virgin bride. Men WANT the supportive, sweet, nice girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (0hOvj)

597 I don't think I've ever seen an article gushing about the Bidens and their taste for fine dining. The media loved doing that about the Obamas.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

The Obamas were supposed to be the stylish elites and they elevated him as such. Of course, he had the manners of a thug.

The Bidens are supposed to be 'average Joes' even though they are firmly in the elite class his entire life.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (eoQWY)

598 The Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (QKo4r)

599 Never liked the original Harvey. The remake, Donnie Darko, was better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (5VXJH)

600 This content is staler then Ace's love life.

Posted by: Pat MeGroin, Leprechaun at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (M5z+9)

601 I always figured that Adam Sandler was just producing Pauly Shore movies starring Adam Sandler.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (fWTJL)

602 "They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser."

Nice guys finish last. Thus it shall always be.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)

603 Not even close. And you added loser.
Posted by: polynikes

We just disagree.
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM

So let's leave it alone, cuz we can't see eye to eye, their aint no good guys, there aint no bad guys...there's only you and me and we just disagree..wohaoooo

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (oE0yX)

604 We just disagree.
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM

I feel a song inspiration coming on ...

Posted by: Dave Mason at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (a3Q+t)

605 It was actually Kaiser Wilhelm who came up with the Hun analogy for the Germans, when he told German troops going off to the Boxer Rebellion to conduct themselves like the Huns of Attila, or something like that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (ohFNB)

606 Epic fail from what I understand.

It wasn't as bad as the reputation but... its not good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)

607 Jack Emhoff seems like a comedic name.

Please, call me Tug.

Posted by: Doug Emoff at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (ptElO)

608 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.

Not even close. Men WANT the virgin bride. Men WANT the supportive, sweet, nice girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (0hOvj)

To be more precise - Men want to screw the woman that everyone wants to screw.

They want to marry the virgin bride. We know the woman screwing everyone can't be trusted.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (eoQWY)

609 I remember one girl in college. All the guys were swarming her because she was HOTT. That girl had the personality of wall paste, though. The interest dropped off considerably.

Seriously, I've never met a more boring person in my life. She had no interests or goals, and couldn't fake interest in anything.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (V1QHJ)

610 I've got $5 that says he apologizes and claims he thought he had posted a new thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (ZLI7S)

611 *She'll lose some points if she's got no personality or is a jerk, but she'll still have lots of attention.*

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Giselle Bündchen at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (XjRUJ)

612 Sandler signed a huge contract with Netflix to make comedies endlessly a few years ago. Content is king.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

Kevin Hart seems to have done the same.

It was amazing the speed with which Sandler produced his content for Netflix. Maybe its just that they're not playing games with release dates--it's done, it goes live?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (z/ifB)

613 >>Not even close. Men WANT the virgin bride. Men WANT the supportive, sweet, nice girl.

Yep. We'll happily bang the tits off of Ginger...

but, we want Maryanne.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (a2jJd)

614 593 Not even close. And you added loser.
Posted by: polynikes

We just disagree.
Posted by: old chick at March 16, 2023 01:39 PM (sOete)

Guys very much do not prefer women who have had a lot of sex partners. Pretty much the opposite. A woman being a virgin is a desirable quality, not a negative.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (eYoxG)

615 I've read that alpha women rarely marry anyone other than an alpha man. Alpha men, on the other hand, do marry down by that scale.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

616

Joy Behar said, “Well, we saw in World War II there were isolationists in this country and not until Pearl Harbor was bombed did we get into the war. So we are seeing a similar thing happen here. For these toddlers in politics, Trump and DeSantis, to think that Putin is going to stop with Ukraine is extremely naive and stupid. My mother used to say, give them the finger. They take the whole hand. My mother knew more about politics than they do. Like he’s not going to go into Poland, which is a NATO country. This is the kind of thing that spreads and gets worse and worse. We didn’t learn from Hitler? How many examples do we have to have?”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:42 PM (63Dwl)

617 He should have been nominated for an Oscar for Uncut Gems. Arguably, he deserved the win. Joaquin Phoenix won for Joker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

Excellent movie, and one that is quite realistic in its portrayal of the seedier side of the diamond business.

The Joker sucked.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:42 PM (NgmbA)

618 "Guys very much do not prefer women [for marrying] who have had a lot of sex partners."

FIFY.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)

619 Seriously, I've never met a more boring person in my life. She had no interests or goals, and couldn't fake interest in anything.
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Even when she was sucking your cock? Things always improve with that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (fWTJL)

620 I can dress up, but Ginger can't cook.

Posted by: Mary Ann at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (XjRUJ)

621 “… the climate religion actually has nothing to do with the climate. It is all about power, control, dominion and apologizing for America’s own success. …”

Is Climate Change a False Religion?

A majority of voters agree with a Republican presidential candidate’s criticism of climate change as a “religion” that isn’t really about the climate at all.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

622 Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

https://tinyurl.com/mpz2tpf4

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (eOEVl)

623 I remember one girl in college. All the guys were swarming her because she was HOTT. That girl had the personality of wall paste, though. The interest dropped off considerably.

Seriously, I've never met a more boring person in my life. She had no interests or goals, and couldn't fake interest in anything.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM

I dated an extremely hot woman in college. But she was dumber than a box of rocks. My friends were stunned I broke up with her. Her idiocy made her ugly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (oE0yX)

624 Yeah, the pencils vs. pen thing is bullshit. There's good reasons not to use pencils in a spacecraft--graphite is a conductor and you don't want bits of graphite floating around shorting out electrical circuits on your spacecraft when you're 100k's of miles from home.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (XMwZJ)

625 618 "Guys very much do not prefer women [for marrying] who have had a lot of sex partners."

FIFY.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)

Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all. If you like contemplating how many dicks your girl has sucked, you're the odd one out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

626 "I've never met a more boring person in my life"

My soulmate!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (MvF+J)

627 BUT DESANTIS EATS PUDDING WITH HIS FINGERS!!!

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"He eats pudding with his fingers --
And meatballs with his toes ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (wsx8x)

628 >>Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

There. Are. Four. Bidens.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

629 > Don't Huns generally frequent Baltimore diners?
Posted by: Hiya, hun!

I got a haircut recently and the stylists were calling everyone, "hun." I find it jarring. It feels like an anachronism.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (V1QHJ)

630 Halle Berry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hallie Biden

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (vMWVi)

631 Yep. We'll happily bang the tits off of Ginger...

but, we want Maryanne.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM

This, eleventy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (oE0yX)

632 Behar's mom must have been a real treat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Ky2fa)

633 612 Kevin Hart seems to have done the same.

It was amazing the speed with which Sandler produced his content for Netflix. Maybe its just that they're not playing games with release dates--it's done, it goes live?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (z/ifB)

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They're making movies with television-like efficiency. It's not about quality. It's about filling the content quota.

Nothing needs to be good. It just needs to fit into boxes that Netflix wants to fill to optimize the algorithm. It is the studio system at some of its worst.

People forget, but the studios didn't spend all of their time making Casablanca. Studios had several units working at once, and they almost always had shitty B-movie units designed to fill block booking agreements with theaters. It was just content, and nobody remembers the Blondie movies anymore even though they made about 40 in about 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

634 Yep. We'll happily bang the tits off of Ginger...

but, we want Maryanne.
Posted by: garrett
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Garrett, is that you?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (fWTJL)

635 And curse Kevin Kline forever for taking Phoebe Cates from me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 01:37 PM (0hOvj)

...

I sat next to Judge Reinhold on a plane, who once embraced her undraped form.

So I'm like two degrees of separation from Phoebe.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (z/ifB)

636 622 Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

The Sainted Beau ? tell me it's not true.. Oh... never mind... She was "dating" Hunter......

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (bs+z0)

637 617 Excellent movie, and one that is quite realistic in its portrayal of the seedier side of the diamond business.

The Joker sucked.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2023 01:42 PM (NgmbA)

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The Academy liked Phoenix and dislikes Sandler. I think that's the extent of analysis required for why Sandler wasn't even nominated and Phoenix won.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

638 Are we going to Pop-pop's for the White House Easter egg roll this year, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan Biden at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (XjRUJ)

639 Joy was big on removing Saddam. I remember that clearly.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (U7hCZ)

640 609 I remember one girl in college. All the guys were swarming her because she was HOTT. That girl had the personality of wall paste, though. The interest dropped off considerably.

Seriously, I've never met a more boring person in my life. She had no interests or goals, and couldn't fake interest in anything.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (V1QHJ)

The question I learned to ask myself years ago... is do I want to spend the next morning with this woman.... ie... wake up with her, do breakfast, talk...

if not? usually a hard pass.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (oHd/0)

641 > Even when she was sucking your cock? Things always improve with that.

I was a good Mormon boy at BYU. No hanky panky.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:45 PM (V1QHJ)

642 I'd guess he's much further down the list than "second".

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2023 01:46 PM (trVDr)

643 They want a woman who's already desirable and desired by multiple men, not some goody two-shoes virginal nice woman loser.

works both ways.

Not even close. Men WANT the virgin bride. Men WANT the supportive, sweet, nice girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Usher = We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2023 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

644 Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

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So Hunter was after her for her money?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:46 PM (wsx8x)

645 The Kremlin spokeswoman just told the Biden Admin that if recovering the drone is too hard to have the NYT give them the number of that Ukrainian group known for deep operations in the Baltic

LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey - Beware Of The Hicklib at March 16, 2023 01:46 PM (DMyTF)

646 646th!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 16, 2023 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

647 People forget, but the studios didn't spend all of their time making Casablanca. Studios had several units working at once, and they almost always had shitty B-movie units designed to fill block booking agreements with theaters. It was just content, and nobody remembers the Blondie movies anymore even though they made about 40 in about 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start, as I recall it got upgraded talent wise as it progressed but still had the limited sets. And at that time there was enough strenght in the movie industry that B movies could be fun and enjoyable.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (eoQWY)

648 Someone probably already made that joke, I'm pretty late to this thread.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (trVDr)

649 Hunter, Jim and Hallie we know about. There is a 4th as of yet "unknown" Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)

650 "I've got $5 that says he apologizes and claims he thought he had posted a new thread.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:41 PM (ZLI7S)"

I've got a pot o gold that says it involves some type of mammal and Irish butter.

Posted by: Pat MeGroin, Leprechaun at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (M5z+9)

651
Wheee! I can fly! Isn't this fun kids?

Kids? Kids?

Oops, knew I shouda strapped them in tighter.

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (enJYY)

652 623 Smart is sexy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (ohFNB)

653 "The Academy liked Phoenix and dislikes Sandler."

Joker was popular at BO too, wasn't it? To some viewers I guess it seemed to mirror the anarchy we were living in 2020. It was marketed that way I think. I was anxious to see it. Not all that good.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (MvF+J)

654 His Drew Barrymore movies, The Wedding Singer and Blended are fun to watch . They work good together.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2023 01:33 PM (hg4Xf)

And 50 First Dates. If nothing else, for the scenery.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (DRSnL)

655
"He eats pudding with his fingers --
And meatballs with his toes ..."

That's why the Guvna is a tramp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

656 Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

You mean my sister-in-law, girlfriend, and mother of the girl I was banging? That's Bidens in one!

Posted by: Hunter at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (e2onP)

657 A majority of voters agree with a Republican presidential candidate’s criticism of climate change as a “religion” that isn’t really about the climate at all.
Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2023 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

If you can't explain to me the physics of how a Greenhouse gas works, then man made CO2 driven global warming is a belief... not knowledge.

And religions are based on belief.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (oHd/0)

658 >>Breaking: the mystery 3rd Biden is Hallie Biden, Beau's widow.

There. Are. Four. Bidens.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

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LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (wsx8x)

659 Smart is sexy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (ohFNB)

This is also why MaryAnne wins.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (z/ifB)

660 Watching old movies, 80s for instance and like to see what the stars look like today, don't think ever looked up Phoebe

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (GRFOW)

661 What are the odds Joy Behar would be pushing for a world war if Trump was president, rather than Biden?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (eGTCV)

662 647 Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start, as I recall it got upgraded talent wise as it progressed but still had the limited sets. And at that time there was enough strenght in the movie industry that B movies could be fun and enjoyable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (eoQWY)

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It was more of a mid-budget thing. Michael Curtiz didn't get put on B-movies. He was far too well respected in the studio for that. Bogart was suddenly a new star from The Maltese Falcon, and he was cheap because he was still on one of those dying contracts. WB got Ingrid Bergman for pretty cheap from Selznick who had her on contract.

It wasn't a conscious prestige effort like The Life of Emile Zola or almost anything they gave to Paul Muni, so it didn't get THAT level of budget. But it wasn't a $40,000 western they shit out in 2 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

663 645 The Kremlin spokeswoman just told the Biden Admin that if recovering the drone is too hard to have the NYT give them the number of that Ukrainian group known for deep operations in the Baltic
LOL
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Yep. This is funny. Doesn't seem that Putin in on the ropes with the wheels coming off. Putin can actually speak in complete sentences.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (fWTJL)

664 >>"I've got $5 that says he apologizes and claims he thought he had posted a new thread.

I'm going with "Sharted Himself from a combination of Fasting and Synthetic Sweeteners.".

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (a2jJd)

665 Sean Davis
@seanmdav

6m
The CCP bought off the entire Biden crime family.
Quote Tweet

Oversight Committee

@GOPoversight
·🚨New Evidence🚨

Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown “Biden.” Thread

https://tinyurl.com/43e7hub5

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

666 Wait. You *eat* the pudding?

Posted by: AOS Morons at March 16, 2023 01:49 PM (z/ifB)

667 Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all. If you like contemplating how many dicks your girl has sucked, you're the odd one out.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Posted by: Dante from Clerks at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

668 @GOPoversight

Bank records we’ve obtained reveal Rob Walker, a Biden family associate, used his company to transfer money from a Chinese energy company to Hunter Biden, James Biden, Hallie Biden, and an unknown “Biden.”

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

669 BUT DESANTIS EATS PUDDING WITH HIS FINGERS!!!

Well, if he dipped his balls in the pudding first, then fingers were appropriate. A spoon would have been gauche.

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

670 Wow. Left to hop on a conf. call and youse are still here. Kinda had that stale thread odor.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (NgqoH)

671 667 Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all. If you like contemplating how many dicks your girl has sucked, you're the odd one out.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Posted by: Dante from Clerks at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!

Posted by: Also Dante at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (La8Fd)

672 662 647 Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start, as I recall it got upgraded talent wise as it progressed but still had the limited sets. And at that time there was enough strenght in the movie industry that B movies could be fun and enjoyable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (eoQWY)
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I always found that movie flat. A Meh Movie. Never understood why it was framed as a classic. If you like Bogart watch The African Queen.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (fWTJL)

673 My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Posted by: Dante from Clerks at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)
Https://youtu.be/1OQl89ewXvc

Horde mind.
Was in the process of looking it up.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (ufFY8)

674 He already did that. I think it was called Billy Madison.
Posted by: ...

Heh.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (r4qoG)

675 "I've got $5 that says he apologizes and claims he thought he had posted a new thread.

***

Ace, when the shelves fell...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (CCSxw)

676 Guys very much do not prefer women [for marrying] who have had a lot of sex partners."

Only if they KNOW about it

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (mR6Gs)

677 Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 *
The Assyrians would like a favorable mention.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023
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Don't forget the Comanches.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023

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The Apaches were no slouches at terror, raiding, murder, and torture . . . but they were afraid of the Comanches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (J2vNu)

678 "Why could you sleep with them like a normal person?"

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (ufFY8)

679 "Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all."

It bother you, it bothers me, but on the evidence I'd say it doesn't bother most guys, unless you're talking about marriage.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (MvF+J)

680 My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Posted by: Dante from Clerks at March 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)
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In a row?

Posted by: Confused customer at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (2hlEI)

681 I think the cast of The View should show their passionate support for Biden and WWIII by immolating themselves.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (eGTCV)

682 @663

>>Putin can actually speak in complete sentences.

Complete, coherent sentences to boot.

The fact that The Junta chose this vicious meat sack to elevate to the presidency is nauseating.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (n/8Ck)

683 Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start, as I recall it got upgraded talent wise as it progressed but still had the limited sets. And at that time there was enough strenght in the movie industry that B movies could be fun and enjoyable.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:47 PM (eoQWY)

Yup, often the classics don't start out as block busters. Look at Second Hand Lions... or Army of Darkness... or Rocky Horror... Eddie and the Cruisers 2... Little Shop of Horrors...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (oHd/0)

684 Let’s face it: Claude Rains, Dooley Wilson, and the Cuddles guy made Casablanca.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (ohFNB)

685 Jack Lemmon was one of the best actors ever in the category of drama.

Walter Matthau informs me he is also a schmuck.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (44ww/)

686 630 Halle Berry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hallie Biden
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (vMWVi)

Swordfish was peak Halle Berry.

Fight me.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (wZY3B)

687 I always found that movie flat. A Meh Movie. Never understood why it was framed as a classic. If you like Bogart watch The African Queen.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (fWTJL)

Bogie turned down Ingrid Bergman and was mean to her most of the movie. That's shocking enough for me.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (eoQWY)

688 >677 Probably the Mongols or the Huns. Azteca were pretty fucking evil too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 16, 2023 *
The Assyrians would like a favorable mention.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 16, 2023
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Don't forget the Comanches.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023

***
The Apaches were no slouches at terror, raiding, murder, and torture . . . but they were afraid of the Comanches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:51 PM (J2vNu)

We were terrible too!

*Puts the Cure on. Mopes*

Posted by: The Goths at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (NgqoH)

689 They call me Pudding Pants.

Posted by: Joe "#twoterms" Biden at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (Vu7A1)

690 I always found that movie flat. A Meh Movie. Never understood why it was framed as a classic. If you like Bogart watch The African Queen.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Classic love triangle with redemption with Conrad Veidt playing the Nazi villain and Claude Rains as the amoral Inspector Louie.

The Marseilles version struck up in the bar is one of Hollywood's great scenes indicating that France was not dead and had resonance beyond its time period.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (r4qoG)

691 The Apaches were no slouches at terror, raiding, murder, and torture . . . but they were afraid of the Comanches.
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Everyone was afraid of the Comanches that's why Santa Anta offered free land to Americans to build an outer wall of defense around San Antonio. Didn't work out like Santa Ana expected.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (fWTJL)

692 679 "Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all."

It bother you, it bothers me, but on the evidence I'd say it doesn't bother most guys, unless you're talking about marriage.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (MvF+J)

They mostly get by with not thinking about it. A chick talking about her past sex experiences with her current boyfriend is causing him all kinds of psychological distress.

Because women can only ever be pregnant with their own offspring, they don't have the built-in focus on exclusivity that men do.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

693 Specifically, on March 1, 2017 – less than two months after VP Joe Biden left public office – Robinson Walker, LLC received a $3 million wire from State Energy HK Limited, a Chinese company.

Robinson Walker, LLC then wired $1,065,000 to a company associated with James Gilliar.

James Gilliar was a business partner of Hunter Biden & was involved in foreign transactions

Afterwards, Biden family members & their companies began receiving incremental payments over a period of approximately three months.

The total money transferred adds up to $1,065,692.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

694
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Cool Hand Louise

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

695 How many sex partners have you had?

The formula:

Men # claimed / 3 = actual

Women # claimed * 10 = actual

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (gmo/4)

696 683 Yup, often the classics don't start out as block busters. Look at Second Hand Lions... or Army of Darkness... or Rocky Horror... Eddie and the Cruisers 2... Little Shop of Horrors...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (oHd/0)

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WB viewed Casablanca more like part of the noir/gangster thing it had started in the 30s. Those movies effectively built the studio through the Great Depression. It was never a B-movie. It was more like a lower A-movie with their biggest (also coincidentally one of their cheapest) new stars in the lead that fit into the overall WB house style.

It was never intended to be sold on the bottom half of a double bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

697 Complete, coherent sentences to boot.

The fact that The Junta chose this vicious meat sack to elevate to the presidency is nauseating.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM (n/8Ck)

Oligarchies love having useless figureheads "in charge" happens repeatedly in history.

Of course their nation often dies from that, but it is totally predictable.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eoQWY)

698 660 Watching old movies, 80s for instance and like to see what the stars look like today, don't think ever looked up Phoebe
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2023 01:48 PM (GRFOW)

80's movies aren't old!!

(Unless I am.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (BTgKJ)

699 Usher = We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed.

That's the advice Momma Maureen gave her daughters.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (diceA)

700 Let’s face it: Claude Rains, Dooley Wilson, and the Cuddles guy made Casablanca.

The German actor who played Major Strasser was vehemently anti-Nazi, fled the Nazis when they took over, and then spent his Hollywood career playing Nazis.

Ironic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (2tUFv)

701 690 The Marseilles version struck up in the bar is one of Hollywood's great scenes indicating that France was not dead and had resonance beyond its time period.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (r4qoG)

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France would survive long enough to commit suicide itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

702 I always found that movie flat. A Meh Movie. Never understood why it was framed as a classic. If you like Bogart watch The African Queen.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I think both are pretty good.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (bhRsz)

703 Patience, it's only 12:56pm in ace's time machine.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (e2onP)

704 683 Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start, as I recall it got upgraded talent wise as it progressed but still had the limited sets. And at that time there was enough strenght in the movie industry that B movies could be fun and enjoyable.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Casablanca like GTW, had several different scriptwriters putting their oars in sequentially which probably changed the direction of the film. From memory, maybe three different teams of scriptwriters but I know at least two teams worked on Casablanca.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (r4qoG)

705 Because women can only ever be pregnant with their own offspring, they don't have the built-in focus on exclusivity that men do.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

Yeah, but those shows on daytime TV probe that many women don't know who the father is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

706 I think the cast of The View should show their passionate support for Biden and WWIII by immolating themselves.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 16, 2023 01:52 PM

That much carbon, released so quickly, could make St. Greta's prediction come true.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

707 80's movies aren't old!!

(Unless I am.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (BTgKJ)

Spoiler alert: you are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

708 "Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all."

Not today.

But aside from getting grossed out thinking about how many dicks she's sucked/fucked, the bigger thing is what it implies---she had all those guys, and none of them put a ring on her finger?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

709 692 679 "Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all."
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Once you've pushed past the used land its all virgin territory after that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (fWTJL)

710 I remember a comedian saying guys want a mother who's a whore who can cook.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2023 01:57 PM (ufFY8)

711 > Bogie turned down Ingrid Bergman and was mean to her most of the movie. That's shocking enough for me.

The iron law of film noir is the guys have to treat the gals like crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2023 01:57 PM (V1QHJ)

712 BarbWire is the absolute worst Casablanca remake.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2023 01:57 PM (wZY3B)

713 Yeah, but those shows on daytime TV probe that many women don't know who the father is.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

And there's like 6 different guys who would potentially be the father. 304s gotta 304.

Posted by: They belong to the street at March 16, 2023 01:57 PM (La8Fd)

714 The German actor who played Major Strasser was vehemently anti-Nazi, fled the Nazis when they took over, and then spent his Hollywood career playing Nazis.

Ironic.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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History repeated itself in Hogan's Heroes--the Nazis were actually anti-Nazis actors playing Klink, Burkhalter, and Schultz.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (r4qoG)

715 That's the advice Momma Maureen gave her daughters.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM

Nice reference.

Posted by: Lazarus Long at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (a3Q+t)

716 But aside from getting grossed out thinking about how many dicks she's sucked/fucked, the bigger thing is what it implies---she had all those guys, and none of them put a ring on her finger?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (mR6Gs)

Yep, any female can get laid. That's easy. Not impressed by that in the slightest. That's like bragging about falling out of a tree.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (Y5qcH)

717 705 Because women can only ever be pregnant with their own offspring, they don't have the built-in focus on exclusivity that men do.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eYoxG)

Yeah, but those shows on daytime TV probe that many women don't know who the father is.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

It's still her kid. They don't run the risk of raising another woman's kid, generally speaking, unlike the man. Women get freaked out at the idea that babies might have been swapped in the hospital nursery.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (eYoxG)

718 704 Casablanca like GTW, had several different scriptwriters putting their oars in sequentially which probably changed the direction of the film. From memory, maybe three different teams of scriptwriters but I know at least two teams worked on Casablanca.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (r4qoG)

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It was really common in the studio system. A lot of uncredited work went on through the 20s, 30s, and 40s regarding script writing. Billy Wilder was part of that machine, getting shuttled from one project to another to do specific work on a scene, or dialogue, or complete restructuring. Sometimes he got credit, other times he didn't.

Casablanca was more of a producer driven vehicle, so Hal Wallis was directing his writers to keep up with cast changes, changes in the news from Europe, and other challenges while Curtiz filmed everything efficiently, effectively, and quite beautifully (Mervyn Le Roy would never have made Casablanca look as good as it ended up being).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)

719 Is ace dead?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (bhRsz)

720 719 Is ace dead?
Posted by: Dr. T at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (bhRsz)

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The shelves finally got him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

721 712 BarbWire is the absolute worst Casablanca remake.
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2023 01:57 PM (wZY3B)

Yeah...but BOOBS.

Posted by: Quite mammorable at March 16, 2023 01:59 PM (La8Fd)

722 700 Yep, Conrad Veidt, who shot to stardom in Germany playing Cesare the Somnambulist in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1919).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 16, 2023 01:59 PM (ohFNB)

723 The German actor who played Major Strasser was vehemently anti-Nazi, fled the Nazis when they took over, and then spent his Hollywood career playing Nazis.

Ironic.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 16, 2023

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Conrad Veidt, of Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and He Who Laughs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 01:59 PM (J2vNu)

724 Only 37?

Amateur.

Posted by: Commah Lah at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM (XjRUJ)

725 Not today.

But aside from getting grossed out thinking about how many dicks she's sucked/fucked, the bigger thing is what it implies---she had all those guys, and none of them put a ring on her finger?
Posted by: JoeF.
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Not true really. In both men and women, the higher the notch count, the more likely for a marriage to founder but an average woman's notch count especially is a factor more so than an average male's.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM (r4qoG)

726 Someone should light the Ewok beacon

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM (bs+z0)

727 707 80's movies aren't old!!

(Unless I am.)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 16, 2023 01:55 PM (BTgKJ)

Spoiler alert: you are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

Jordan bringing the cold bacon...

damnnnnn!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM (CCSxw)

728 Perhaps Ace is grooving to the EP of Afternoon Delight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM (a3Q+t)

729 Ace lives! NOOD.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 16, 2023 02:01 PM (MvF+J)

730 Nood

Posted by: The 99% of All FBI Agents Who Are So Fucking Honest It Boggles The Mind at March 16, 2023 02:01 PM (gf7Ez)

731 Dennis Miller had a funny line about mosslims. 72 virgins, sounds great, but after a while, wouldn't you want a woman who knows what she's doing?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 16, 2023 02:01 PM (oE0yX)

732 History repeated itself in Hogan's Heroes--the Nazis were actually anti-Nazis actors playing Klink, Burkhalter, and Schultz.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023

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Klemperer was hesitant about playing Klink, until they agreed with him that he should always be portrayed as a ninny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 16, 2023 02:01 PM (J2vNu)

733 Someone should light the Ewok beacon
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2023 02:00 PM

The Beacon of Endor has been lit!

(nood)

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2023 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)

734 We were terrible too!

*Puts the Cure on. Mopes*
Posted by: The Goths at March 16, 2023 01:53 PM (NgqoH)

Both the Visigoths and Ostrogoths spent decades in different periods trying to get land to settle and official jobs defending West Rome and East Rome. This was in a time where Rome had been doing that for generations. But they had weak emperors and feared doing it, even though most of their own army was already Goth.

So in a power struggle in 408, Half Vandal war leader Stilicho was overthrown and executed and the government decided to kill the familes of the Goths in their own army. Naturally they deserted to the other Goths and the serious decline was on. After a few years of failed negotiations, Rome opened a gate for Alaric and he sacked Rome to pay his men and eventually moved off to Gaul and Spain, speeding up the detaching of those areas.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 02:02 PM (eoQWY)

735 718, Thanks TJM for the backstory. I watched a TCM documentary on Casablanca years ago and they actually pointed out which team of writers did what dialogue.

The factory system, in a way, made it easier to rescue a troubled production I guess than today's star and producer driven movies.

Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 02:02 PM (r4qoG)

736 Yeah, but those shows on daytime TV probe that many women don't know who the father is.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Y5qcH)

It's still her kid. They don't run the risk of raising another woman's kid, generally speaking, unlike the man. Women get freaked out at the idea that babies might have been swapped in the hospital nursery.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:58 PM (eYoxG)

Or it proves she lied about not knowing who the father was. In evolutionary terms its an advantage to a woman to bear a superior dudes kid if she can get a reliable dude to raise it with her.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 02:06 PM (eoQWY)

737 735 718, Thanks TJM for the backstory. I watched a TCM documentary on Casablanca years ago and they actually pointed out which team of writers did what dialogue.

The factory system, in a way, made it easier to rescue a troubled production I guess than today's star and producer driven movies.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 02:02 PM (r4qoG)

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It kind of depended on who was in charge. Most of what I know I got from the book The Genius of the System by Thomas Schatz, and the key to a place like MGM's success was Irving Thalberg and how he employed good, like-minded producers under him in a lean management structure that allowed for freedom at that level but keeping everything in line with the overall philosophy he put down.

When Thalberg died, Louis B. Mayer took more full control of MGM and the management structure almost instantly bloated, pushing MGM into a steadily growing sense of financial trouble until it simply couldn't go on anymore. It was having the biggest movies, but its overhead on everything was just too high to turn profits anymore.

The most successful studios tended to mimic Thalberg. Everyone else had more troubles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 16, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

738 The factory system, in a way, made it easier to rescue a troubled production I guess than today's star and producer driven movies.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2023 02:02 PM (r4qoG)

I think there are two problems today - fewer "B" productions where young people can learn by doing and those who grew up when there were more movies (say up to the 50s) dying out.

The other of course is that nobody there has any desire to satisfy or please and audience, in fact more often the reverse. Shows are made to attack the audience and somehow it is counting coup if the audience hates it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2023 02:08 PM (eoQWY)

739 Guys are generally bothered by the concept of a woman they're with having had past partners at all. If you like contemplating how many dicks your girl has sucked, you're the odd one out.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 16, 2023 01:44 PM (eYoxG)

Girls like that get married so the don't have to suck it anymore. Stear clear.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2023 02:09 PM (0w1Vy)

740 This blonde in short shorts just finished washing her car, so she missed Emhoff's insane, offensive rambling:
https://is.gd/LD2AIW

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 16, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

'55 Chevy!
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2023 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

When she's done with that '55, she can stop over and wash my '57. Yes, I do mean the car! Horde mind.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 16, 2023 02:17 PM (Zvtjl)

741 Casablanca *was* a shitty B movie at the start,

There are hints of that you can get peeks of (the intro for instance)

don't think ever looked up Phoebe

She has held up stunningly well, like Susanna Hoffs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2023 02:21 PM (0hOvj)

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