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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/18/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke (H/T JT)

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We can still celebrate St. Patrick's Day amirite?


(H/T Ron)


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This video is funny but.....NSFW


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Why is this guy on the payroll thanks to taxpayers?

Florida professor aiming to spend 100 days in undersea habitat
March 16 (UPI) -- A University of South Florida professor has spent the past 16 days in a structure located 22 feet under the sea -- and he is planning to remain until he hits a total of 100 days.

Joe Dituri, an associate professor at the University of South Florida, is living in an underwater hotel dubbed the Jules Undersea Lodge, located 22 feet below the surface in a Key Largo lagoon.


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I have no issue with battery operated tools. I own several. And this gadget looks pretty cool. It might be nice at the off grid cabin.

This 20-Pound Portable Microwave Can Heat 11 Meals In Between Charges
The 20-pound cordless microwave can heat 11 cold meals or 20 drinks before it needs a fresh pair of batteries.


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A tribute to CBD, Joe Mannix and all the other moron monkeys. If this doesn't make you laugh your ass off there is something seriously wrong with you . - Sock Monkey

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If you like soft-serve "ice cream" and cinnamon. This might be the treat for you.

DAIRY Queen has made a menu change and the new sweet treat will make customers happy.

DQ rolled out its brand new churro-flavored cone but it's being served at select locations nationwide.


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You folks know me, I'm a giver. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Pints from 67p in world's cheapest places for beer - with five places under a quid
Best places for cheap beer around the world where you can get pints under £1 and heaps of sunshine including the likes of Colombia and other holiday hotspots

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The ONT Musical Interlude & No Pissin' & Moanin' Emporium



On this day in music, March 18, 2017, rock and roll pioneer Chuck Berry died at the age of 90. Born Charles Edward Anderson Berry in St. Louis, MO, Berry forged a distinctive style that married rhythm and blues with country music. Between 1955 and 1964, he racked up 22 hits on the US R&B chart including the No.1s “Maybellene,” “School Day,” and “Sweet Little Sixteen.” Berry’s best-selling single was 1972’s “My Ding-A-Ling,” which topped both the Hot 100 and the UK singles chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day:18 Mar 1941
American singer and songwriter Wilson Pickett, who recorded over 50 songs which made the US R&B charts, many of which crossed over to the Billboard Hot 100. Among his best-known hits are 'In the Midnight Hour' (which he co-wrote), 'Land of 1,000 Dances', 'Mustang Sally', and 'Funky Broadway'. Pickett died of a heart attack on 19 Jan 2006 aged 64. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Perhaps he needs to stick to Kias. Genius Award Winner.

A trespasser who tried to break into several helicopters crashed while trying to fly off on one of them.

The thief made his way into Sacramento Executive Airport between 4am and 6am on Wednesday and tried to start four choppers on the tarmac, police said.

Then the individual managed to get one of the helicopters started – but wound up crashing.

The thief fled the scene.


Had he been taken away in a body bag he would have made Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Farside Material*.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the intruders who have occupied the Board Room of Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Fortunately, all hamsters were evacuated without injury.

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1 First!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 18, 2023 09:47 PM (wagHN)

2 Hello?

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2023 09:47 PM (/kvYP)

3 Good evening MisHum! I just got on the computer and saw the early ONT!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 18, 2023 09:47 PM (wagHN)

4 Really Jewells? Terrible.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2023 09:48 PM (/kvYP)

5 3 Good evening MisHum! I just got on the computer and saw the early ONT!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 18, 2023 09:47 PM (wagHN)


Congrats on your accomplishment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

6 Nooded

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 18, 2023 09:50 PM (/kvYP)

7 I'm not sure I'd call it an accomplishment. Extremely good timing maybe.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 18, 2023 09:51 PM (wagHN)

8 Nice ONT, I am considering writing a post-apocalyptic superhero setting to examine the sliding scale of morals and heroism....

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

9 Congrats on your accomplishment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

Sorta like the Hobby thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2023 09:52 PM (Angsy)

10 Points for going to Destination Fucked. Everyone's favorite destination.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2023 09:52 PM (Wnv9h)

11 Mmmmmmmmm, MEAT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 09:52 PM (qoGsy)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Maybe he is disciplining the cow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:52 PM (kGtj5)

13 Scared straight and all that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (kGtj5)

14 Oh, hi.
Um
I'll be right back. Listening to every song mentioned or linked in the music thread, and sidebar rabbit holes. Right back. Yeah.

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker's listening to Garbage at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (ZEzFB)

15 Scared straight and all that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (kGtj5)

Seared straight maybe?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (Angsy)

16 Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (Angsy)

Your ? from the Hobby Thread. Patience GrassHopper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

17 The country music discussion was cool. So is the Saturday Night Joke.

Miss Linda and I just got back from the nearby Hooters restaurant. Aside from one or two blonde hostesses, I was kind of disappointed in the waitress eye candy. A couple of the girls weren't fat, exactly, but they sure could have used the old Abdominizer or a gym membership. Still, it's way better than the buffalo and hippos, male and female, who pretend to serve you at my local Applebees.

Food was good, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2023 09:55 PM (omVj0)

18 On the "Completed" vs "Finished" topic, after many years in the Army, we actually often used the term "Culminated". It didn't really mean that we were in agreement or that we had a final solution. It mostly meant that we had "run out of gas" and weren't going to go any further.

I guess in the terms of the posting above, it means that the man in the situation realizes, "fuck it, I'm not going to win in this situation!"

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (e/Osv)

19
Your ? from the Hobby Thread. Patience GrassHopper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

Sets surveillance cam on mailbox.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Angsy)

20

Слава Джуэллсе!

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (c4fmL)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (T4tVD)

22 Damn. That steak looks good.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

23 I find it a bit strange that the article doesn't mention the field of study of the Florida professor who is spending 100 days in an underwater habitat.

If he's a marine biologist or something, that makes perfect sense as he could be researching what it would take to create long-term underwater research stations, analogous to the International Space Station.

If he's a professor of Gender Studies, then maybe they should let him spend the next 100 years down there...for a different kind of research.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2023 09:57 PM (BpYfr)

24 Hey all

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't have the lyrics at March 18, 2023 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

25 re: last thread

I was walking through my WalMart grocery and Toto's Africa came on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:57 PM (kGtj5)

26 Seared straight maybe?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2023 09:53 PM (Angsy)

Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:58 PM (kGtj5)

27 from last thread:

441 Possibly the greatest album cover of all time:

https://is.gd/ZUgDDY
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:50 PM (kGtj5)

That is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw your post!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 09:58 PM (r46W7)

28 also, *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:58 PM (kGtj5)

29 Didn’t Norm Macdonald do that marriage joke?

Posted by: Boone at March 18, 2023 09:59 PM (tM9QM)

30 This video is funny but.....NSFW

Heh. "Some days are f*cked and cannot be unf*ucked".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (Xrfse)

31 Ontent? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (Qzn2/)

32 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (Bd6X8)

33 8 Nice ONT, I am considering writing a post-apocalyptic superhero setting to examine the sliding scale of morals and heroism....

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

Superman is too powerful, no fun. But I'd love to see a comic about Batman getting fed up, sneaking into antifa members houses and strangling them all in their beds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (r46W7)

34 Ozzy Man ftw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2023 10:01 PM (Wnv9h)

35 Damn. That steak looks good.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 09:56 PM (Xrfse)

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Needs crumbled bleu cheese.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)

36 I made a pun. Get it?

Posted by: Madge at March 18, 2023 10:02 PM (Qzn2/)

37 Needs crumbled bleu cheese.

On the salad?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:02 PM (Xrfse)

38 Needs crumbled bleu cheese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)

*looks sideways at Cicero*

*slowly backs away*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:02 PM (kGtj5)

39 Mongo like MickyDs

Posted by: Mongo, just a pawn in life at March 18, 2023 10:02 PM (F6Xpw)

40 Good evening, friends! It’s been a cold, windy, busy day. How are y’all?

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

41 You cheese philistines.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

42 Well done {{{Jewells}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2023 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

43 I was walking through my WalMart grocery and Toto's Africa came on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023


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In my area, that would be more appropriate than they know.

The song is very well done. In my mind's eye, during the instrumental portions, I can see giraffes loping across the Serengeti, see those flat-topped trees with the sunset shining through them, a cheetah flashing across open ground after an antelope, etc.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2023 10:05 PM (omVj0)

44 Nice ONT, I am considering writing a post-apocalyptic superhero setting to examine the sliding scale of morals and heroism....

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 09:51 PM (Lzpvj)

Did you ever read the Ex-Heroes series by Peter Clines?

Zombies and Superheroes in a devastated LA.

The first couple books are pretty decent. The author understands Superman more than he does Batman (their analogues in his series, at least.) However, he understands Superman FAR better than any of the yahoos in charge of the comics movies today.

The later books kind of fall off though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:05 PM (kGtj5)

45 I'm not sure I'd call it an accomplishment. Extremely good timing maybe.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer


Please let us not belittle our accomplishments, no matter how small, after this IS an MHONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2023 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

46 Wilson Pickett!!!

Great music.

Nice ONT, Mis Hum!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (wzHPd)

47 Actually the steak needs saute'ed shrooms, preferably fresh morels should should be popping up soon...

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (e/Osv)

48 33 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (r46W7)

Archie Comics did a version of it with the Black Hood.

Superman is on one end of the scale, I think a fascinating character would be the badass normal who keeps Metropolis safe while Big Blue knocks the fuck out of the world ending threats.

At any rate the sliding scale is Villain, Anti-Villain, Sociopath, Anti-Hero, Hero......

Power levels range from mundane to demigod I would wager.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (Lzpvj)

49 Thanks, MisHum.

He's Dr. Deep Sea with a hyperbaric chamber at the ready. Retired from the Navy & getting a gug like that..not a dummy.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (GshMh)

50 I was walking through my WalMart grocery and Toto's Africa came on.

Ear worm?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (Xrfse)

51 22 I agree. Dinner here was a bust, J is the resident seafood chef and normally knocks it out of the park. He made crawfish topped grouper and it was…not delicious. He felt horrible. It smelled great! But not even edible.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

52 41 You cheese philistines.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)

Cheese is fine. I like cheese.

Steak does not need cheese.

Steak does not need toppings.

Steak does NOT need condiments of any type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (kGtj5)

53 Ear worm?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (Xrfse)

For once, no. Thank God.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (kGtj5)

54 G'evening Mis Hum...

If that joke isn't a true story, it should be.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (CCSxw)

55 Gig not gug. (Autocorrect is feisty tonight.)

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (GshMh)

56 44 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:05 PM (kGtj5)

My idea is a natural EMP event knocking shit sideways for 9 months to a year with the badass normals rising in the chaos....

Turns out the Carrington event coupled with a comet create over time "the gifted."

As things "return to normal" normal never quite gets back.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (Lzpvj)

57 He made crawfish topped grouper and it was…not delicious. He felt horrible. It smelled great! But not even edible.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Even the crawfish was embarrassed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)

58 51 22 I agree. Dinner here was a bust, J is the resident seafood chef and normally knocks it out of the park. He made crawfish topped grouper and it was…not delicious. He felt horrible. It smelled great! But not even edible.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

This is why I never attempt fish. Too many ways it can go wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (kGtj5)

59 57, probably. It was bad. And now I am starving.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

60 38 Needs crumbled bleu cheese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)

*looks sideways at Cicero*

*slowly backs away*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:02 PM (kGtj5)

I wouldn't do that. But if you do, good on you. We need to celebrate food diversity.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

61 As things "return to normal" normal never quite gets back.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (Lzpvj)

Not a bad concept. Hell, you would have more casualties from a complete EMP event than with zombies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (kGtj5)

62 He made crawfish topped grouper and it was…not delicious. He felt horrible. It smelled great! But not even edible.
Posted by: Piper

All great cooks have fed the disposal once or twice along the way. No matter what your talent, if you haven't failed once or twice, you simply aren't trying hard.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (qoGsy)

63 I hated My Ding-A-Ling. That's why I cut if off.

Posted by: Transwoman at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (63Dwl)

64 Slipping in your own barf is a major statement.

Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (wsHtO)

65 seafood dishes - crabmeat makes a much better topping than crawfish ever could.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (r46W7)

66 27 from last thread:

441 Possibly the greatest album cover of all time:

https://is.gd/ZUgDDY
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 09:50 PM (kGtj5)

That is EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw your post!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 09:58 PM (r46W7)

Worthy of it's own thread I say...

Abraxas
Dark Side of the Moon
White Album

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (CCSxw)

67 I wouldn't do that. But if you do, good on you. We need to celebrate food diversity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

'Woke' Steak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (kGtj5)

68 61 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (kGtj5)

Quite, I may make subtle commentary from a POV hero or villain that people are an actual natural resource.

The nascent misanthropic nihilism of modern pop culture is driving the kids insane.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (Lzpvj)

69 Pre book thread- my husband picked up James Rosens book (part 1) on Antonio Scalia yesterday and has not put it down. He’s about to finish it. It sounds excellent.

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

70 All great cooks have fed the disposal once or twice along the way. No matter what your talent, if you haven't failed once or twice, you simply aren't trying hard.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (qoGsy)

Case in point: I never, ever remember Mammaw making fish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (kGtj5)

71 I wouldn't do that. But if you do, good on you. We need to celebrate food diversity.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

BWAHAHAHA!

Sorry MisHum, but had the sudden thought that corps and unis now need a DEIFAC (pronounced DAFUQ), Diversity, Equity & Inclusion Food Advisiory Council,...

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (e/Osv)

72 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That Far Side cartoon is one of my faves.

Great Johnny Winter behind that gorgeous slab of meat up top!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (xS8eR)

73 So Trump is calling for protests.

This is going to be another Jay Siccks.

They'll do another round of mass arrests.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (egXe2)

74 The nascent misanthropic nihilism of modern pop culture is driving the kids insane.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (Lzpvj)

Yes. Give it a try. Most of the post-apocalyptic stuff I have tried has been pretty horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (kGtj5)

75 By the way, took the grandson to Washington on the Brazos today for historical demonstrations; he actually got to plow one furrow behind two clydesdales! Wonderful museum, etc there. On the way back, I looked for bbq in Navasota, found a place that gave us some of the biggest best ribs I've had in a long, long time. Everyday food for that part of the world!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (r46W7)

76 A tribute to CBD, Joe Mannix and all the other moron monkeys. If this doesn't make you laugh your ass off there is something seriously wrong with you . - Sock Monkey

I was happy to discover that there is nothing seriously wrong with me. That I know of. I did indeed laugh my arse off.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (Xrfse)

77 Sorry MisHum, but had the sudden thought that corps and unis now need a DEIFAC (pronounced DAFUQ), Diversity, Equity & Inclusion Food Advisiory Council,...

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:11 PM (e/Osv)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:13 PM (kGtj5)

78 "Abraxas
Dark Side of the Moon
White Album"


Smell the Glove

Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 18, 2023 10:14 PM (SYTee)

79 Johnny Mercer

https://is.gd/yyQp8K

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:14 PM (kGtj5)

80 62 oh I have more than once! This brought back a funny memory. When we first started dating, I tried to impress with a roasted rack of lamb. Completely over cooked it. He ate a few bites being so polite telling me it was great. I told him he was such a liar, it was awful. We ordered pizza.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

81 Smell the Glove
Posted by: Spinal Tap at March 18, 2023 10:14 PM (SYTee)

'You should have seen what they wanted to have her sniffing!'
-Fran Drescher in a killer dress

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:15 PM (kGtj5)

82 Good evening morons and thanks mh

And for the laughs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 10:15 PM (EZebt)

83 Q: What’s the difference between “incomplete” and “finished”??

A: A man without a wife feels incomplete. Once married, he’s finished.

Posted by: Ciampino - I don't have all the lyrics at March 18, 2023 10:17 PM (qfLjt)

84 Like the joke. Yes, that is the difference between 'complete' and finished'. 'Completely finished' comes with the divorce; it's a packaged deal.

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 10:17 PM (emlEe)

85 Nice ONT MisHum !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (T4tVD)

86 Utube may be going a bit berserk over my musical selections of the evening, but it occassionally throws a strike:

Peggy Lee

https://is.gd/QVsm9K

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (kGtj5)

87 65 can’t argue here, I love crab. Crawfish are just in season around here now so it’s pretty much all crawfish, all the time.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 The chimp Joe Mannix uses haunts my nightmares.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (EZebt)

89 thank you dear Hrothgar.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (wagHN)

90 Superman is too powerful, no fun. But I'd love to see a comic about Batman getting fed up, sneaking into antifa members houses and strangling them all in their beds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (r46W7)


I think that was a sub plot in The Watchmen

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (xhaym)

91 64 Slipping in your own barf is a major statement.
Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (wsHtO)

There are worse things.

Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (kGtj5)

92 Steak does not need toppings.

Steak does NOT need condiments of any type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:07 PM (kGtj5)


What are you, a commie or something? No toppings on steak? What's wrong with sauteed mushrooms and onions?

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (emlEe)

93 80 62 oh I have more than once! This brought back a funny memory. When we first started dating, I tried to impress with a roasted rack of lamb. Completely over cooked it. He ate a few bites being so polite telling me it was great. I told him he was such a liar, it was awful. We ordered pizza.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

My brother in law...or should I say my ex brother in law was trying to impress his then girlfriend, by taking her to a very toney restaurant in NYC.

He ordered the steak tartare, not having any idea what it was really all about, and made sure to tell the waiter that he wanted it "rare".

I never missed a chance to remind him of that night...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 18, 2023 10:20 PM (CCSxw)

94 85 Nice ONT MisHum !
Posted by: JT at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (T4tVD)


Nice Joke JT!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

95 74 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (kGtj5)

I think for an ironic twist I will have the sanest most human loving character be an AI robot.

"What seperates mankind is not their ability to engage in multiple calculations per nansecond but the ability to dedicate a lifetime to an avocation despite the probabilities," explained Doctor Bot. "I can tell you with 99.975% accuracy what the weather will be tomorrow-the parent will move heaven and Earth to stop the rain if it saves a child."

Anyway an idea I have been kicking around, superhero fiction has become an exercise in scream therapy validation of identity session, and the post-apocalyptic stuff revels in the loss more than the rebuilding and stabilization.

Both genres are meant to highlight the construction and deconstruction of society and its members.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:20 PM (Lzpvj)

96 Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:12 PM (Xrfse

My favorite two were the throwing the guy off the bridge and racking the shotgun on the date.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:20 PM (Oq1yG)

97 Steak does not need toppings.

Steak does NOT need condiments of any type.


I like to top mine with shrimp sometimes. But I'm not classy or anything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (Bd6X8)

98 91 64 Slipping in your own barf is a major statement.
Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (wsHtO)

There are worse things.
Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (kGtj5)

Word!!!

Posted by: zombie Momma Cass at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (CCSxw)

99 90 Superman is too powerful, no fun. But I'd love to see a comic about Batman getting fed up, sneaking into antifa members houses and strangling them all in their beds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:00 PM (r46W7)

I think that was a sub plot in The Watchmen
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (xhaym)

Except in Watchman, 'Batman' decided to go full Stalin dictator.

I guess it depends on whether you think Rorschach or Ozymandias was Batman. Actually, I think you could make an argument that Rorschach was truer to the character.

Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (kGtj5)

100 Slipping in your own barf is a major statement.
Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (wsHtO)

There are worse things.
Posted by: John Bonham


Testify!

Posted by: Jimi Hendrix at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (o0Fxd)

101 What are you, a commie or something? No toppings on steak? What's wrong with sauteed mushrooms and onions?

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (emlEe)

Mushrooms, onions, and chopped garlic sauteed in butter.

Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2023 10:22 PM (SYTee)

102 I'm working, really! (makes working noises).

Anyway. We do have limited cable TV here at the five sided nut house in Arlington.

HLN is taking a different tactic with newz. They are showing a 'Fringe' marathon (an underrated SciFi show). If they just show Fringe and Forensic Files on HLN, they'll beat CNN in the ratings, over and over, as low a bar as that is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 10:22 PM (Hudry)

103 What are you, a commie or something? No toppings on steak? What's wrong with sauteed mushrooms and onions?
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (emlEe)

Well, if you wanna go full Pol Pot on a fine piece of meat, at MisHum's direction, that is no skin off my nose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:22 PM (kGtj5)

104 93 oh that is funny! Poor guy.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

105 I guess it depends on whether you think Rorschach or Ozymandias was Batman. Actually, I think you could make an argument that Rorschach was truer to the character.
Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (kGtj5)

I always took Ozymandias as a counterpart to Lex Luthor, except in this telling Lex Luthor is the good guy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:23 PM (r46W7)

106 HLN is taking a different tactic with newz. They are showing a 'Fringe' marathon (an underrated SciFi show). If they just show Fringe and Forensic Files on HLN, they'll beat CNN in the ratings, over and over, as low a bar as that is.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 10:22 PM (Hudry)

Anna Torv is worth watching no matter what. Certainly better than Don Lemon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:23 PM (kGtj5)

107 87 65 can’t argue here, I love crab. Crawfish are just in season around here now so it’s pretty much all crawfish, all the time.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

Grew up in an area where we used to "harvest" crawfish for eating or for bait. Then when I joined the Army, I learned there were other shellfish which were MUCH better.

Have to say I prefer west coast crab (King & Snow) over east coast (Dungy & Blue). Also someone please tell the Chesapeake Bay people that you DO NOT need to add a pound of Old Bay per pound of crab!!!!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:24 PM (e/Osv)

108 Bob's Burgers is beating CNN in the ratings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:24 PM (r46W7)

109 I like Heinz 57 with my steak.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (Oq1yG)

110 99 Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (kGtj5)

Ozymandias was more like Reed Richards or Hank Pym without the superpowers.

Forcing Moore to use the Charlton characters' with the serial numbers filed off was brilliant.

Archie Comics' rogues gallery of supers would work as well.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (Lzpvj)

111 Still laughing at that last one!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (XMwZJ)

112 professor has spent the past 16 days in a structure located 22 feet under the sea -- and he is planning to remain until he hits a total of 100 days.

And after 30 days he singing, "Little goldfish, where ya goin' tuuu? Little goldfish, let me swim along with you."

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (iyVGU)

113 Both genres are meant to highlight the construction and deconstruction of society and its members.
Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:20 PM (Lzpvj)

I always thought the classic idea of Superman was a triumph of the ideals of the West. Here is a man gifted by all measure to almost be a god, yet he CHOOSES to stay a good man.

That tome is far more interesting than any deconstruction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (kGtj5)

114 Bob's Burgers is beating CNN in the ratings.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:24 PM (r46W7

That's because Bobs Burgers is the second greatest show just behind King of the Hill.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:26 PM (Oq1yG)

115 The chimp Joe Mannix uses haunts my nightmares.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 10:18 PM (EZebt)
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I'm pretty sure you mean CBD's alter ego, not Joe Mannix's.

Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2023 10:26 PM (pTb/Z)

116 113 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:25 PM (kGtj5)

Work hard, take care of people until they can care for themselves, leave the place better than you found it.

The Pulp to Golden Age transition of heroes was awesome societally and culturally. The pantheon of superheroes and the genre were the American equivalent of Greek myth.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (Lzpvj)

117 Bobs Burgers should also be required viewing by the Horde. It is pun fest.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (Oq1yG)

118
He ordered the steak tartare, not having any idea what it was really all about, and made sure to tell the waiter that he wanted it "rare".

I'll have soup du jour of the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (63Dwl)

119 Another awesome ONT! Danke!
Great joke.
Mrs D is less enthused.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (anj39)

120 My favorite two were the throwing the guy off the bridge and racking the shotgun on the date.

Agreed, although I howled when the Trunk Monkey offered the cop a donut as a bribe.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (Xrfse)

121

Salt, and only salt, is good on steak...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (/GKTn)

122 Have to say I prefer west coast crab (King & Snow) over east coast (Dungy & Blue). Also someone please tell the Chesapeake Bay people that you DO NOT need to add a pound of Old Bay per pound of crab!!!!!!

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:24 PM (e/Osv)


You're right. It should be two pounds of Old Bay. Grew up near the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay. I had oysters, flounder, crab and shrimp since I was wee lad. And Old Bay, of course.

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (emlEe)

123 91 64 Slipping in your own barf is a major statement.
Posted by: pawn (in/lbs/gal/F) at March 18, 2023 10:10 PM (wsHtO)

There are worse things.
Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:19 PM (kGtj5)


No shit.

Posted by: Bonn Scott at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

124 He ordered the steak tartare, not having any idea what it was really all about, and made sure to tell the waiter that he wanted it "rare".

I'll have soup du jour of the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (63Dwl)

'I have to go to the ATM machine...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (kGtj5)

125 I always thought the classic idea of Superman was a triumph of the ideals of the West. Here is a man gifted by all measure to almost be a god, yet he CHOOSES to stay a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes. He didn't even kvetch discovering humans to be the dumbest life forms on earth as they couldn't see that he was also Clark Kent.

Was it the glasses?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)

126 107 . Also someone please tell the Chesapeake Bay people that you DO NOT need to add a pound of Old Bay per pound of crab!!!!!!

Hang on, let me check the book, because I think you actually do need this much old bay. 😂 I lived in Maryland for a decent amount of time, my dad, sister and brother are still there. I am ruined for any crab cakes other than Maryland. Crab cakes do not have peppers in them, or onions. They have crab, crushed saltines, a little blend of mustard, mayo, Worcestershire sauce, and old bay. The end.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

127 https://youtu.be/k2dHBHXWKnY

A story too fantastic to be true that was-True Crime

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (Lzpvj)

128 Agreed, although I howled when the Trunk Monkey offered the cop a donut as a bribe.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (Xrfse)

Yes! When he saw the money wasn't working. Hah.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (Oq1yG)

129 Seen on a bottle where I used to work:

'Isopropanol Alcohol'.

Hey, at least it was labeled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (kGtj5)

130

Lobster Thermidor aux crevette with shrimp > rare beef tartar

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (/GKTn)

131 I'll have the potatoes au gratin, with cheese.

Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (SYTee)

132 I'll have soup du jour of the day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I never order soup du jour. It's different every place I go!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:29 PM (qoGsy)

133 Jerry Lee lighting the piano on fire after his set so Chuck couldn't go on next. And then brawling backstage.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (1ais2)

134 125 Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy)

He also shimmers when he is doing his thing to some degree, add in body acting and voila.

The only thing you can't easily change is the triangle from your eyes to your mouth.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (Lzpvj)

135 Rio Grande River.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (qoGsy)

136 Evening.

I'm at a Love's about to hop in the shower and the Muzak thingy is set to play shitty, shitty 80s pop music.

Before it was Walk Like An Egyptian. Now it's the theme to Chariots Of Fire. Ye gods...

Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (sedDs)

137 121 Salt, and only salt, is good on steak...
Posted by: Zettai

——
Not even a few twists of pepper?

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 It should be part of the marriage licensing requirement that you spend 100 days in the underwater room with your potential spouse before one is issued. Our marriage rates would plummet.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:31 PM (Oq1yG)

139 I'm at a Love's about to hop in the shower and the Muzak thingy is set to play shitty, shitty 80s pop music.

Before it was Walk Like An Egyptian. Now it's the theme to Chariots Of Fire. Ye gods...
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (sedDs)

Toto!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:32 PM (kGtj5)

140 136 I dare you to slow motion run while it plays.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

141 It should be part of the marriage licensing requirement that you spend 100 days in the underwater room with your potential spouse before one is issued. Our marriage rates would plummet.
Posted by: polynikes

Or jointly wallpaper a bathroom.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:32 PM (qoGsy)

142 I know I will die early but I eat the crab mustard. And grew up on the superior DE "duPont" crabs.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 18, 2023 10:32 PM (1ais2)

143 Yes. He didn't even kvetch discovering humans to be the dumbest life forms on earth as they couldn't see that he was also Clark Kent.

Was it the glasses?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:28 PM (qoGsy

So why does he duck when the bad guy throws the now empty gun at him?

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:34 PM (Oq1yG)

144 https://youtu.be/pHSoX6uLw94

.50 BMG ratshot

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:34 PM (Lzpvj)

145 138 It should be part of the marriage licensing requirement that you spend 100 days in the underwater room with your potential spouse before one is issued. Our marriage rates would plummet.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:31 PM (Oq1yG)

And then it would be a perfect solitary confinement cell.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

146 Toto was what we ate last night for dinner.

Posted by: Carter at March 18, 2023 10:35 PM (Y03KH)

147 Salt, and only salt, is good on steak...
Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (/GKTn)

---------

Whut? No ketchup?

What kind of a shady joint is this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:35 PM (Qzn2/)

148 139 I'm at a Love's about to hop in the shower and the Muzak thingy is set to play shitty, shitty 80s pop music.

Before it was Walk Like An Egyptian. Now it's the theme to Chariots Of Fire. Ye gods...
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:30 PM (sedDs)

It could be worse, it could be anything called "popular" written in the last 20 years or so.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (r46W7)

149 I guess it depends on whether you think Rorschach or Ozymandias was Batman. Actually, I think you could make an argument that Rorschach was truer to the character.
Posted by: John Bonham at March 18, 2023 10:21 PM (kGtj5)


Rorschach and The Owl were Batman, though you could claim that Rorschach was The Shadow.
(and you could also claim that Batman was DC Comics' rip off of The Shadow from Street and Smith)

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (xhaym)

150 Mmmm. Toto.

Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (Qzn2/)

151 It should be part of the marriage licensing requirement that you spend 100 days in the underwater room with your potential spouse before one is issued. Our marriage rates would plummet.
====
Or jointly wallpaper a bathroom.
_____________________________

Take a drive with only a map for directions.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (Q4IgG)

152
So why does he duck when the bad guy throws the now empty gun at him?
Posted by: polynikes


Sometimes he catches it a squeezes it to a scrunched mess.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

153 Take a drive with only a map for directions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (Q4IgG)

Who is driver and who is navigator?

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:38 PM (e/Osv)

154 He's in the jail house now! Don't drop the soap in the shower! Only criminals plead the 5th. trump.

Posted by: raimondo at March 18, 2023 10:38 PM (0Wr9m)

155 > Who is driver and who is navigator?
__________

Either way it's a shit show.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2023 10:38 PM (Q4IgG)

156 Before it was Walk Like An Egyptian. Now it's the theme to Chariots Of Fire. Ye gods...

It's time to haul ass outta there when Air Supply comes on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (Xrfse)

157 I'm laughing so hard at Trunk Monkey that Mrs D has a serious frown. This may not end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (anj39)

158 Posted by: raimondo at March 18, 2023 10:38 PM (0Wr9

I have a feeling you have dropped the soap continuously .

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (Oq1yG)

159 Rorschach and The Owl were Batman, though you could claim that Rorschach was The Shadow.
(and you could also claim that Batman was DC Comics' rip off of The Shadow from Street and Smith)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (xhaym)

Hmmm. The Shadow is a good match. The use of fear. Not sure about the uncompromising moral outlook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (kGtj5)

160 Thanks for the Wicked Pickett!

Posted by: DB - observing the proprieties at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (geLO8)

161 A1 or Heinz 57?

Posted by: Troublemaker at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (SYTee)

162 Marriage license should come up for renewal every 4 years

Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (o0Fxd)

163 So why does he duck when the bad guy throws the now empty gun at him?
Posted by: polynikes


We do know why Wonder Woman blocks bullets with her bracelets:

https://tinyurl.com/3u9neu2c

Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (DgGvY)

164 Had a cowboy restaurant burger today, ground chuck and brisket mixture, and ate the first half without any condiments or toppings, just the bun. Delicious and full burger taste. For the second half I added pickle and tomato only. Still did not distract from the taste of the beef.

And of course, I had ketchup with my fries. They were heavenly!

Enjoy your beef however you like it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (xS8eR)

165 Not even a few twists of pepper?

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:31 PM



Is haram in Novdu...

Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (HJRrT)

166 I'm pretty sure you mean CBD's alter ego, not Joe Mannix's.
Posted by: bluebell at March 18, 2023 10:26 PM (pTb/Z)
===
Yup, you're right thanks.

Stop it CBD.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (EZebt)

167 I'm laughing so hard at Trunk Monkey that Mrs D has a serious frown. This may not end well.

I tells ya, I needed that tonight. Haven't had a belly laugh in a long time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)

168 156 Before it was Walk Like An Egyptian. Now it's the theme to Chariots Of Fire. Ye gods...

It's time to haul ass outta there when Air Supply comes on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (Xrfse)

Or this:
https://is.gd/iuHu4f

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (kGtj5)

169 I always took Ozymandias as a counterpart to Lex Luthor, except in this telling Lex Luthor is the good guy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2023 10:23 PM (r46W7)


I think a lot of The Watchmen was the statement that "this is how being a super hero would make you insane if you were in any ways a normal human being"
I like him as a reflection of Tony Stark

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (xhaym)

170 Take a drive with only a map for directions.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (Q4IgG)

Heinz (may God forgive me for contributing to the Heinz-Kerry $$$$)

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (e/Osv)

171 162 Marriage license should come up for renewal every 4 years
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (o0Fxd)

----------

The campaign season would never end.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (Qzn2/)

172 Salt, and only salt, is good on steak...
Posted by: Zettai at March 18, 2023 10:27 PM (/GKTn)


I have a herb and garlic salt I use. Magic.
Then Heinz 57 ---> Heaven!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)

173
Marriage license should come up for renewal every 4 years
Posted by: JQ


Do you have to take an eye test?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

174 Rorschach and The Owl were Batman, though you could claim that Rorschach was The Shadow.
(and you could also claim that Batman was DC Comics' rip off of The Shadow from Street and Smith)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:36 PM (xhaym)

Rorschach was based on Steve Ditko's The Question. Alan Moore, being a shitty communist, had some kind of bizarre mad on for Ditko, the quiet Randian Objectivist, and made sure to make Rorschach a sexually repressed, uncompromising, smelly right-winger.

Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (sedDs)

175 Enjoy your beef however you like it! . . .

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (xS8eR)


. . . While you can, Peasant.

Posted by: The WEF at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (emlEe)

176 The campaign season would never end.
Posted by: Cicero
------------

Oh, not all of them at once. Let me clarify: Make it like the driver's license...

Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 10:43 PM (o0Fxd)

177 174 Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (sedDs)

and was pissed off when he and the Comedian were the most beloved characters from the story.....

Moore puts the IDIOT in idiot savant.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:44 PM (Lzpvj)

178 146 Toto was what we ate last night for dinner.
Posted by: Carter



You ate Toto? You ate the surviving members then? Poor Toto. Solid band.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 10:44 PM (Hudry)

179 mystery click Johnny Winter was terrific. Never played one of those guitars without a head on the end of the neck -- seems weird, but it would be fun to try. JW's brother, Edgar came on, wearing a wig. Some rockers just can’t age gracefully. Rick Derringer looks unhealthy AF.

Posted by: chris+opher at March 18, 2023 10:45 PM (uWB6g)

180 Enjoy your beef however you like it! . . .

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2023 10:41 PM (xS8eR)

. . . While you can, Peasant.
Posted by: The WEF at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (emlEe)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2023 10:45 PM (xS8eR)

181 And I know Iron Man is Marvel and not DC

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:45 PM (xhaym)

182 Salt. HOT skillet. Best for every kind of animal.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 10:45 PM (MF3yS)

183 https://youtu.be/vB0M386G62Y

Ditko the original author of Watchmen....

also remember "peacemaker" of current DC fame was a Charlton hero.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:46 PM (Lzpvj)

184 Sry, my post at 170 was supposed to tag Troublemaker's post:

161 A1 or Heinz 57?
Posted by: Troublemaker at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (SYTee)

Heinz (may God forgive me for contributing to the Heinz-Kerry $$$$)

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Vote at March 18, 2023 10:46 PM (e/Osv)

185 Rorschach was based on Steve Ditko's The Question. Alan Moore, being a shitty communist, had some kind of bizarre mad on for Ditko, the quiet Randian Objectivist, and made sure to make Rorschach a sexually repressed, uncompromising, smelly right-winger.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (sedDs)

And the best character in his shitty fanfic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:46 PM (kGtj5)

186 185 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:46 PM (kGtj5)

Indeed, Moore accidentally told a passable story but you could see that Ditko had done the heavy lifting.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:47 PM (Lzpvj)

187 Rick Derringer looks unhealthy AF.
Posted by: chris+opher

I wonder if, when he tickles his grandbabies, goes - Hoochie Koo! Hoochie Koo!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2023 10:47 PM (qoGsy)

188 That truck monkey compilation was great. He knows his way around a tire iron, that's for sure.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2023 10:48 PM (CaJIi)

189 A gal covering Alice in Chains

https://is.gd/CPkkg5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:48 PM (kGtj5)

190 188 Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2023 10:48 PM (CaJIi)

I have an idea for a TV series- "Chimp Cop and the K-9"

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:49 PM (Lzpvj)

191 185 Rorschach was based on Steve Ditko's The Question. Alan Moore, being a shitty communist, had some kind of bizarre mad on for Ditko, the quiet Randian Objectivist, and made sure to make Rorschach a sexually repressed, uncompromising, smelly right-winger.
Posted by: Robert at March 18, 2023 10:42 PM (sedDs)

And the best character in his shitty fanfic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Causing much pearl clutching by Moore. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2023 10:50 PM (Hudry)

192 Lancelot Link Secret Agent chimp was my favorite show as a kid. Better than Johnny Quest.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:52 PM (Oq1yG)

193 Hmmm. The Shadow is a good match. The use of fear. Not sure about the uncompromising moral outlook.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:39 PM (kGtj5)


The Shadow is the embodiment of Justice, not an embodiment of the law. Supposedly when The Shadow teamed with the Green Hornet, they clashed over the distinction.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:52 PM (xhaym)

194 Kittens are cute, as are daffodils, mine got a little frost damage.

BUT in other news, there may be some penalties for Pfizer .. go to 29 minute mark for the basics ... but she is good from the start. Trump did not give unlimited immunity to Pfizer, they had to provide a safe product, which they did NOT. Pfizer committed fraud. Provable heinous fraud. Some judges seem to be in agreement on that.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9yx2cd

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2023 10:53 PM (Cus5s)

195 The Shadow is the embodiment of Justice, not an embodiment of the law. Supposedly when The Shadow teamed with the Green Hornet, they clashed over the distinction.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:52 PM (xhaym)

It is a large distinction- and a good encapsulation of Rorschach as well. I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:53 PM (kGtj5)

196 I need to go back and listen to some of the Shadow episodes. Dad had a few on tape when I was a kid, but I remember little aside from the voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:54 PM (kGtj5)

197 192 Lancelot Link Secret Agent chimp was my favorite show as a kid. Better than Johnny Quest.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:52 PM (Oq1yG)


I loved that show.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

198 Ohhh what a night...
Nicely done on #1 Jewells!
Good lovely evening all 🖐

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 10:56 PM (MqU7S)

199 Alan Moore was the drummer on Judas Priest's 2nd album Sad Wings of Destiny.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2023 10:56 PM (Geylj)

200 197 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

Detective fails with the Reid technique....

"You're really gonna make me go get HIM?"

CHIMP COP

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 10:56 PM (Lzpvj)

201 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

Talking chimps ! What's not to love?

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:59 PM (Oq1yG)

202 Mmm, The Shadow was pre-Rand. I am not sure if he would be considered an objectivist.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:59 PM (xhaym)

203 Lancelot Link

https://tinyurl.com/2etr8222

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2023 11:00 PM (Xrfse)

204

Stay away from the chimps, they will rip your face off.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:00 PM (ichPI)

205 A mash up of Lancelot Link and Mr Ed would have been great. And occasional guest appearances by Francis the talking mule.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:01 PM (Oq1yG)

206 205 A mash up of Lancelot Link and Mr Ed would have been great. And occasional guest appearances by Francis the talking mule.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:01 PM (Oq1yG)

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My Mother the Car could tow the trailer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2023 11:02 PM (Qzn2/)

207 Hey, BTW....

Nice music post, CBD.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 11:03 PM (MqU7S)

208 205 A mash up of Lancelot Link and Mr Ed would have been great. And occasional guest appearances by Francis the talking mule.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:01 PM (Oq1yG)


Willllllbur, Carol has niceeeeeeeee boooobehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 18, 2023 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

209 I need to go back and listen to some of the Shadow episodes. Dad had a few on tape when I was a kid, but I remember little aside from the voice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:54 PM (kGtj5)


That would be good, but you could also listen to Razorfist's series on the first Shadow pulps and free association. He also does audiobook/plays of the original pulps and early radios shows that were lost beyond the scripts

The Shadowcast
https://tinyurl.com/yc73tp6w

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:04 PM (xhaym)

210 Club Paris Anchorage. Filet mignon rare with blu cheese.
Meat heaven.

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2023 11:04 PM (OR9VM)

211 202 Mmm, The Shadow was pre-Rand. I am not sure if he would be considered an objectivist.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 10:59 PM (xhaym)

I think he was talking about Ditko, not the Shadow with that bit.

The Shadow as the character Rorschach most matched.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:05 PM (kGtj5)

212 I have to go to the ATM machine...'

***

To get money to pay for your hot water heater?

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 18, 2023 11:05 PM (7ZQe3)

213

Bosk, yes, the best way to eat filet mignon!

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:06 PM (ichPI)

214 hahahaha

Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:07 PM (O69GV)

215 The beer, the steak, throw in some asparagus and I'm right there.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:08 PM (MF3yS)

216 four seasons
They inject it onto the middle. Best chunk of meat I've ever had.

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2023 11:09 PM (OR9VM)

217 214 Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:07 PM (O69GV)

In my defense I had a building and a jet fall on my back....

I know this is hard to wrap your head around I could have survived one or the other concerning the crash and fires but not both.

I am sorry I failed you.

//WTC 7

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:09 PM (Lzpvj)

218 Trunk monkey is awesome, but look up Badger car salesman commercials

Posted by: David at March 18, 2023 11:09 PM (U3J+N)

219 162 Marriage license should come up for renewal every 4 years
Posted by: JQ at March 18, 2023 10:40 PM (o0Fxd)

Good idea. With no financial penalty for nonrenewal. Put some fairness and rationality back in, instead of the mental, financial and spiritual death trap that marriage is for so many men.

Posted by: Release men from their shackles! at March 18, 2023 11:09 PM (La8Fd)

220 Trunk monkey pediatric division ... ha

but yeah, we are not monkeys. Did God "evolve us" from apes? idk, but if so, it was a long term plan by God, with some "Divine Intervention", not chance.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2023 11:09 PM (Cus5s)

221

Where do you live? I want that.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:10 PM (ichPI)

222 I am catching up on the news having not been online and learned organized pantries are racist. How is it that you can write those words down and not see you assume anyone not white is incapable of being neat and organized? What is wrong with these people?

Okay, back to this thread where it’s less ridiculous.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

223 I actually took my wife to a steakhouse the next town over, last week. (she hates beef and prefers Chinese food) and it was OK. Best steak I have had in years, but then I may not have ordered a steak in years.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (xhaym)

224 Oh What A Night by The Dells. Music for people who love music.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (MF3yS)

225 Speaking of ice cream, I just had a Pineapple Fanta float. Man, that brought back good Okinawa memories...

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to remember the good things at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (dtlDP)

226 I am catching up on the news having not been online and learned organized pantries are racist. How is it that you can write those words down and not see you assume anyone not white is incapable of being neat and organized? What is wrong with these people?
Okay, back to this thread where it’s less ridiculous.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)


Such things shame those who don't know how to live in houses.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (xhaym)

227 In my defense I had a building and a jet fall on my back....
I know this is hard to wrap your head around I could have survived one or the other concerning the crash and fires but not both.
I am sorry I failed you.
/WTC 7
Posted by: sven

--

Yeah, that's why it's so funny. The link in my name field goes to the official page of WTC.com.

Quote:

"The reason for the collapse of World Trade Center 7 is no longer a mystery. World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. It did not collapse from explosives or fuel oil fires," said Shyam Sunder, lead investigator for the National Institute of Standards and Technology.

A team of 50 experts, including metallurgists, explosives experts and structural engineers, pinpointed the cause of the collapse as the failure of a single column. The column between floors 7 and 14 gave way when its supporting girders came loose after expanding from heat.

Sunder said the phenomenon had never been seen before in a high-rise building."

Office furnishings.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (O69GV)

228
Piper, everything is racist. Fuck them all, live how you want.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (ichPI)

229 222 Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

Essentially any aspirational human endeavor is racist.

Once you accept it you will be prepared to ignore the fuckers.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)

230 Lancelot Link Secret Agent chimp was my favorite show as a kid. Better than Johnny Quest.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 10:52 PM (Oq1yG)


I wholeheartedly agree.

"Oh, Lance!"

There were a lot of live action kids tv shows growing up. 'H R Puffinstuff', 'The Banana Splits', et.al. One show that tried to do something similar at a later date was 'Pee Wee Herman's Playhouse' (before the porn theater escapade). Sid and Marty Craft shows were big Saturday morning hits, considering the time slots. The shows back then seemed to have a budget, too.

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 11:14 PM (emlEe)

231 227 Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (O69GV)

Office furninshings with multiple story debris damage that tore through the fireproofing on support beams.

I read of the age of reason, I lived in an age allegedly of information, we are in an age of emotion that is devolving into an age of retardation.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:14 PM (Lzpvj)

232 So to clarify, the conspiracy theories about impacts and/or any other speculation are not true.

The building collapsed because office furniture caught on fire.

That is the official position.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:14 PM (O69GV)

233 >Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:12 PM (O69GV)


why are you doing this

Posted by: DB - observing the proprieties at March 18, 2023 11:15 PM (geLO8)

234 why are you doing this
--

Like I said, I was just getting it in the name field.

BTW, did you hear that Trump will probably be arrested this week on some sort of charges tied to the whole Stormy Daniels thing?

Don't worry, though. The two probably aren't related.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:16 PM (O69GV)

235 233 Posted by: DB - observing the proprieties at March 18, 2023 11:15 PM (geLO

There are a lot of moose changers who got butt hurt at how hard they were smacked down here in some cases.

This one I believe is someone who faced with the uniparty's color revolution has decided to disbelieve EVERYTHING the feds say period.

It is a fundamental misunderstanding of information warfare theory and disinformation ops.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:17 PM (Lzpvj)

236 "The Age of Retardation."

Fitting.

Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2023 11:17 PM (SYTee)

237 So once again off topic, and perhaps irrelevant....
I saw a documentary about Chuck Leavell last night.
Awesome keyboardist.
Mis.Hum, if you get a mind to, 'Queen of Hearts' by Gregg Allman.
Beautiful piano playing by Leavell...and a beautiful song...
Anyway, my mostly useless input....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 11:18 PM (MqU7S)

238 224 Oh What A Night by The Dells. Music for people who love music.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:11 PM (MF3yS)

Good call.

https://is.gd/WOalyW

Do wop I have to take in small quantities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:19 PM (kGtj5)

239 NY strip or top sirloin, pepper and salt both sides, sear both sides in a hot iron skillet with a little olive oil, then turn the heat down for a few minutes

I press with a fork and determine the doneness by the rebound, aiming for medium

some 'wooster' sauce or A1

Posted by: DB - observing the proprieties at March 18, 2023 11:19 PM (geLO8)

240 236 Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2023 11:17 PM (SYTee)

When confronted with allegations that a major bank failed from the woketard 2000 spending impulse the media categorized the allegations as "untrue" because SVB did not donate to Buy Large Mansions but the NAACP.

Just passing right by the whole fidcuiary responsibility angle.

"The Age of Retardation"

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:19 PM (Lzpvj)

241 Always liked this one:

https://is.gd/s6Wsyg

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:20 PM (kGtj5)

242

Husband, oldest son and grandsons just returned from a trip to Washington state. Last night they stayed in Pendleton something
. I'm drunk and can't remember which state, lol. Anyways, they bought me an awesome Pendleton blanket. Living in Wyoming, I will use it until June, lol.

They rock! !



Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:20 PM (ichPI)

243 This is why I never attempt fish. Too many ways it can go wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 10:08 PM (kGtj5)

Oh FFS. Just get a nice AK red or silver salmon filet, put on a little pepper and a bit of garlic, slice a lemon over the top and grill it until it flakes. Divine. You can do it under the broiler, but it isn't quite so sublime without the charcoal smoke.

DO NOT ATTEMPT to substitute mushy awful Atlantic salmon. That would be an abomination.

And shrimp are even easier. Melt some butter, add some lemon or lime juice and a mess of garlic, cook 'em pink and serve 'em up. Over spaghetti or on top of your perfect steak.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:21 PM (LOVUx)

244 Even with the attendant class action suit, I still would like to purchase Trunk Monkey.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 18, 2023 11:22 PM (ZSK0i)

245 Cranks, midwits and visionaries:
Cranks jump to conclusions and fail to do the hard work of testing to make sure reality matches the conclusions because in the end the crank loves his conclusion more than the provable truth.
Visionaries jump to conclusions and love to find out if the reality matches it because the visionary doesn't want to be right as much as being correct.

Midwits let other people do the hard thinking and accept those conclusions as gospel truth, defending them as if they were an integral element of personality.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:22 PM (xhaym)

246 Malapropisms can be very funny or even subtle (nuanced a là obummer?):

A colleague once noted that she preferred decapitated coffee.
-- I suppose you could have decapitated beer = no head?

Posted by: Ciampino - # 01 Mrs Malaprop had many offsprings nad onsprings at March 18, 2023 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

247 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafzLbM7GqM

"I pinch"

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:25 PM (LOVUx)

248 I only like fish battered and fried
gotta be some ocean whitefish'
but rockfish is my faVE
But I don't eat seafood in Colorado- there's no sea, thus no seafood

(disclaimer: native Marylander here)

Posted by: DB - observing the proprieties at March 18, 2023 11:25 PM (geLO8)

249 tcn in AK,
A nice fatty winter king beats them all

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2023 11:25 PM (OR9VM)

250 Aetius, how about What Does It Take by Junior Walker And The AllStars? I danced with some beautiful girls to that one. Live.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:26 PM (MF3yS)

251 Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 18, 2023 11:16 PM (O69GV)

Do you ever get invited to somebody's house and show up and take a dump just inside the front door?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:27 PM (LOVUx)

252 Maybe I shouldn't asked but what is the cranks theory why the government wanted WTC 7 to collapse?

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:28 PM (+ekwe)

253 Trying to find this one, I am reminded that there was a LOT of crappy Do Wop:

The Flamingos

https://is.gd/1kfN0K

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:28 PM (kGtj5)

254 249 tcn in AK,
A nice fatty winter king beats them all

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2023 11:25 PM (OR9VM)

Kasilof Red, baby, but I'm a salmon snob.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:28 PM (LOVUx)

255

Emomero,

Glad you weren't dancing with the dead, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:28 PM (ichPI)

256 Fire can't melt steel !!!!

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:29 PM (+ekwe)

257 250 Aetius, how about What Does It Take by Junior Walker And The AllStars? I danced with some beautiful girls to that one. Live.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:26 PM (MF3yS)

A bit too early for me- by about 7 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:30 PM (kGtj5)

258 256 Fire can't melt steel !!!!
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:29 PM (+ekwe)

I forget which of the empty-headed bitches said that, but it's a classic, for certain.

"So, tell me, you idiot, how do they form steel if the can't melt it? Hmm....."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:31 PM (LOVUx)

259 "Maybe I shouldn't asked but what is the cranks theory why the government wanted WTC 7 to collapse?"

I have not really followed it, but it seems there was some very inconvenient evidence that was vaporized, or gold that magically disappeared. idk ... but I do now believe our agencies are a criminal cabal, and have long been at war with USA.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 18, 2023 11:31 PM (Cus5s)

260 Posted by: Ciampino - # 01 Mrs Malaprop had many offsprings nad onsprings at March 18, 2023 11:23 PM (qfLjt

I like eggcorns better because they have some logic about them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:31 PM (+ekwe)

261 "but I'm a salmon snob."
Same but for me a fatty salmon rules. Reds are awesome but lean as heck. Still delicious 😋

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2023 11:32 PM (OR9VM)

262 252 Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:28 PM (+ekwe)

I think the prevailing budding theory is that the US security state did not so much do 9/11 as allowed it to happen to get its way.

Some retards sincerely believe that there is a magical "nano thermite" that the seven battalions of dwarves were able to put into the WTC complex and Pentagon by the ton unnoticed.

People have an easier time in some cases pretending their own government is capable of such evil rather than a foreign actor because ostensibly they have some locus of control concerning their government whereas facing the facts that the lives we take for granted are actually fragile and our enemies get to move on the game board is beyond their control.

Industrial psychology has a version of this instinct in "tolerance for ambiguity theory."

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:32 PM (Lzpvj)

263 Flounder. One of my faves being East Coast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2023 11:32 PM (1bWSS)

264 Husband, oldest son and grandsons just returned from a trip to Washington state. Last night they stayed in Pendleton something
. I'm drunk and can't remember which state, lol. Anyways, they bought me an awesome Pendleton blanket. Living in Wyoming, I will use it until June, lol.

They rock! !

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:20 PM (ichPI)
***
Pendleton Oregon

Their woolen mills are world famous.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 11:32 PM (anj39)

265 I forget which of the empty-headed bitches said that, but it's a classic, for certain.

"So, tell me, you idiot, how do they form steel if the can't melt it? Hmm....."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:31 PM (LOVUx)

Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:33 PM (kGtj5)

266 256 Fire can't melt steel !!!!
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:29 PM (+ekwe)

I forget which of the empty-headed bitches said that, but it's a classic, for certain.

"So, tell me, you idiot, how do they form steel if the can't melt it? Hmm....."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:31 PM (LOVUx)

Fat Rosie

Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2023 11:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

267 I like the meme that went around after that when unfortunately for Rosie , a tractor trailer accident and fire under an underpass happened and the underpass collapsed. They had that photo with the caption Fire Can't Melt Steel.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:36 PM (+ekwe)

268

Diogenes,

I was thrilled with my gift. I wouldn't buy one one one for myself. I was gobsmacked they bought it for me.

I am so blessed I have awesome men in my life. Husband let the grandsons choose what to buy me.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:37 PM (ichPI)

269 Crawled under the house today, water damage under kitched not as bad as I thought. Relieved.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:37 PM (MF3yS)

270 What fish do they usually make fish and chips with?

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (+ekwe)

271 265 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:33 PM (kGtj5)

"Fahr Kain't Melt Steel!"

//Moose CHANGE BABY

I explained at length I think the Yector or Retardo once upon a time that they were literally dumber than a bronze age smith.

Steel begins losing tensile strength at 600 degrees, also they ignore that the WTC construction relied on 36*16 inch support beams.

The WTC was probably the ultimate expression of the light support style high-rise and made of less load bearing support than the ESB.

It was a testament to the design and build qualitythat they stood as long as they did.

God bless and keep the victims.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (Lzpvj)

272 Cod. James Cod.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (MF3yS)

273 270 What fish do they usually make fish and chips with?
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (+ekwe)

Cod? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:39 PM (kGtj5)

274 The internet seems to be split between Cod and Haddock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (kGtj5)

275 Cod. James Cod.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (MF3yS)

273 270 What fish do they usually make fish and chips with?
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:38 PM (+ekwe)

Cod? I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:39 PM

Okay I like cod.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (+ekwe)

276 Asbestos does really well at heat protection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (kGtj5)

277 Ixnay on the ishfay ishdays.

Posted by: Mr. Limpet at March 18, 2023 11:42 PM (4I/2K)

278 The internet seems to be split between Cod and Haddock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (kGtj5)


That is because Halibut does not have as much media exposure.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:42 PM (xhaym)

279 Asbestos does really well at heat protection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (kGtj5)

Probable that it could have prevented the collapse,

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:42 PM (+ekwe)

280 250 Eromero

A fantastic Motown fave for me.
Santana also did a great version as well.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 11:43 PM (MqU7S)

281 I broke Keto yesterday in order to keep Friday in Lent and had a couple Fish sandwiches.

Tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:43 PM (kGtj5)

282 he internet seems to be split between Cod and Haddock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2023 11:40 PM (kGtj5)

That is because Halibut does not have as much media exposure.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2023 11:42 PM (xhaym)

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Flounder at March 18, 2023 11:43 PM (4I/2K)

283 Cod.

Posted by: JEM at March 18, 2023 11:43 PM (8erNz)

284 Cigarette lawyers were the fathers of every other lawyer who today says 'let's you and me sue somebody. Anybody.'

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:43 PM (MF3yS)

285 Swordfish of course sweeps the board

Posted by: JEM at March 18, 2023 11:44 PM (8erNz)

286 Best Halibut and Chips is at Thorn's Showcase Lounge in Seward AK. If you ever get the chance, the halibut is perfect and the experience is.... odd. Awesome place, I go every time we are down there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:45 PM (LOVUx)

287 We ordered pizza.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 10:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Speaking of pizza, I got a free one this evening. Went to meet friends at a pub in downtown Mesa. They had food truck out front, selling pizzas. I ordered one. The guy from the pizza truck brings it inside to me, all apologetic, "It had a hole in the crust, and some of the cheese leaked out. I am making you a new one." I tried to refuse it, as the first one was perfectly fine. He wouldn't hear of it, so I came home with two uneaten slices in one box, and a complete uneaten pizza in the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2023 11:45 PM (tkR6S)

288 I am so blessed I have awesome men in my life. Husband let the grandsons choose what to buy me.

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:37 PM (ichPI)
***
That's awesome!
My son-in-law is from Casper. I can see how a good wool blanket would be beneficial.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 11:46 PM (anj39)

289 Jellied eels kinda not as populars as ages past.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2023 11:46 PM (MF3yS)

290 Ahoy, horde; now doubling back for content, but not sure if all comments above qualify as content.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2023 11:47 PM (k+C2q)

291 Ahoy, horde; now doubling back for content, but not sure if all comments above qualify as content.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2023 11:47 PM (k+C2q)

Yeah my comments are just considered filler.

Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:48 PM (+ekwe)

292 https://flamingoalaska.com/menu/

Well, shit. Thorn's is now Flamingo. But they still have the Bucket of Butt on the Menu, and I suspect they bought the recipe, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:48 PM (LOVUx)

293 Can Haddock even get fished for anymore? Growing up Catholic near Boston, this was a Friday staple. I sure do miss that...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 11:49 PM (MqU7S)

294 Best Halibut and Chips is at Thorn's Showcase Lounge in Seward AK. If you ever get the chance, the halibut is perfect and the experience is.... odd. Awesome place, I go every time we are down there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:45 PM (LOVUx)


I think we've had this discussion before.
Red Fish Blue Fish. On the dock in Victoria Harbor.
Incredible!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2023 11:50 PM (anj39)

295 If you want content show up around 6am ET for the avalanche.

Posted by: JEM at March 18, 2023 11:51 PM (8erNz)

296 Some retards sincerely believe that there is a magical "nano thermite" that the seven battalions of dwarves were able to put into the WTC complex and Pentagon by the ton unnoticed.

Hey, half-a-dozen Ukrainians unaffiliated with any government rented a small yacht and used it to blow up three undersea pipelines, so anything's possible.

Posted by: The Deep State! at March 18, 2023 11:51 PM (2tUFv)

297 295 If you want content show up around 6am ET for the avalanche.
Posted by: JEM at March 18, 2023 11:51 PM (8erNz)

We don't need no stinkin' content. We bring our own.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (LOVUx)

298 @291: "Yeah my comments are just considered filler."

Like horse meat? Or fake goose down?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (k+C2q)

299 296 Posted by: The Deep State! at March 18, 2023 11:51 PM (2tUFv)

Yup...

and ignore the training exercise in the area simultaneously....

what I am trying to figure out is why you are throwing the Ukies under the bus now.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (Lzpvj)

300

Digoneses,


This has been the worst winter since the 70's. My poor low slung dogs, they are like WTF, you think we are gonna shit in this??

Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (ichPI)

301 229 Sven of the sage advice. You never fail me!

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

302 what I am trying to figure out is why you are throwing the Ukies under the bus now.

Better to blame them than us.

Posted by: The Deep State! at March 18, 2023 11:54 PM (2tUFv)

303 Prime fillet was $35.00/lb at the local grocery yesterday. Haven't bought any in years. Choice strips were $24.00/lb. When I want a steak I'll just buy one.

Posted by: Javems at March 18, 2023 11:55 PM (AmoqO)

304 301 Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

My MSN feed had "Why my white neighbors do not want their kids to go to my black school."

Was it an analysis of the strengths and weaknesses of the school and the tough decisions parents face?

No it was a two page rant on how awesome the school was and how racist the parents are.

It is a cult.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:55 PM (Lzpvj)

305 what I am trying to figure out is why you are throwing the Ukies under the bus now.

Posted by: sven at March 18, 2023 11:53 PM (Lzpvj)


Job security.

I was fer it 'fore I 'as again' it'.

Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2023 11:57 PM (emlEe)

306 287 sometimes you get signs all is not lost on the world! Yours came in the form of delicious pizza. At least I hope it was delicious.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

307 https://youtu.be/0Fkm1gFyKd8

Posted by: Eric Cartman Knows the TRUTH!!! at March 18, 2023 11:59 PM (HTCOy)

308 My MSN feed had "Why my white neighbors do not want their kids to go to my black school."

Because they don't want the sh*t beaten out of them?

Posted by: A Question! at March 18, 2023 11:59 PM (2tUFv)

309
I'll get banned, lol. Pizza fucking sucks. I don't get it.

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:00 AM (ichPI)

310 304 it is what happens when you don’t have a true faith to believe in.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:00 AM (ZdaMQ)

311 Even degenerate communist trannies like pizza!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2023 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

312 " When I want a steak I'll just buy one."
I looked at a package of 6 ribeyes this week.
$151.

Posted by: gourmand du jour binge watching Celtic Woman at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (jTmQV)

313 MSN feed had "Why my white neighbors do not want their kids to go to my black school."

Because they don't want the sh*t beaten out of them?
Posted by: A Question! at March 18, 2023 11:59 PM (2tU

Not my concern for the boys. I grew up in black neighborhood and handled it. It's the girls I would be concerned about.

Posted by: polynikes at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (+ekwe)

314 309 you won’t get banned, pizza isn’t my favorite food, either and I don’t really like pasta, either. Try living with an Italian under those conditions! 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (ZdaMQ)

315 Can Haddock even get fished for anymore? Growing up Catholic near Boston, this was a Friday staple. I sure do miss that...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2023 11:49 PM (MqU7S)

I think mostly, when you order fish and chips, you get Pollock. Cod and Haddock are severely overfished.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2023 12:03 AM (tkR6S)

316 314 309 again - I will eat it, I just don’t crave it, and I appreciate other people’s love of a good pizza, if this makes sense.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:04 AM (ZdaMQ)

317 314 309 you won’t get banned, pizza isn’t my favorite food, either and I don’t really like pasta, either. Try living with an Italian under those conditions! 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (ZdaMQ)

I am glad Tonypete is (probably) asleep and does not have to see this!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2023 12:04 AM (kGtj5)

318 My MSN feed had "Why my white neighbors do not want their kids to go to my black school."

No it was a two page rant on how awesome the school was and how racist the parents are.
Posted by: sven


"This black page in history....."
https://youtu.be/_dHrizW3i2U

Posted by: mikeski would allow her to steal his soul at March 19, 2023 12:05 AM (DgGvY)

319 How can you not like Pasta?

Don't like tomato? Go for alfredo and vice versa.

Ravioli?

I had a bacon carbonera once. MMMMMMMMMMmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2023 12:05 AM (kGtj5)

320 How many Pollock does it take to make fish and chips?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2023 12:06 AM (63Dwl)

321 287 sometimes you get signs all is not lost on the world! Yours came in the form of delicious pizza. At least I hope it was delicious.

Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2023 11:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

The "defective" one was real fine. Pepperoni, Italian sausage, and salami. Nice tangy 'mater sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2023 12:06 AM (tkR6S)

322 317, oh no, you are right! I hope he is asleep. I will have disappointed him greatly. I should start my penance now, shouldn’t I?

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

323 Like I said initially, I was just putting it in my name field, but I'll leave this here in case there are any conspiracy theorists holding onto false beliefs:

NIST.gov

"The debris from WTC 1 caused structural damage to the southwest region of WTC 7...but this structural damage did not initiate the collapse. The fires initiated by the debris, rather than the structural damage that resulted from the impacts, initiated the building's collapse after the fires grew and spread to the northeast region after several hours. The debris impact caused no damage to the spray-applied fire-resistive material that was applied to the steel columns, girders and beams except in the immediate vicinity of the severed columns... A separate analysis showed that even without the structural damage due to debris impact, WTC 7 would have collapsed in fires...

...Even without the structural damage, WTC 7 would have collapsed from the fires that the debris initiated.

nist.gov/world-trade-center-investigation/
study-faqs/wtc-7-investigation

Office furniture.

Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 19, 2023 12:08 AM (O69GV)

324

Okay, I grew up in the deep south. Granted I am really old. I was raised that you didn't look at color, you looked at character. WTF has happened?

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:09 AM (ichPI)

325 https://youtu.be/DtonEgatTzg

Posted by: Eric Cartman Knows the TRUTH!!! at March 19, 2023 12:09 AM (HTCOy)

326 Okay, I grew up in the deep south. Granted I am really old. I was raised that you didn't look at color, you looked at character. WTF has happened?

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:09 AM (ichPI)

Not useful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2023 12:10 AM (kGtj5)

327 gourmand du jour binge watching Celtic Woman at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (jTmQV)

Inflation is not real comrade

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2023 12:11 AM (OR9VM)

328 The Hathaways was a TV show with chimps and Peggy Cass. Also, Me and the Chimp starring Ted Bessell. I think that show killed him.

Posted by: TV Guide at March 19, 2023 12:12 AM (wrJpE)

329 319 Carbonara, done correctly, is good. Not good for you, but good. I will eat pasta, it isn’t on my list of foods I wouldn’t eat even if starving. But if I never ate it again, even carbonara, I would be fine. (I am so sorry, Tonypete). I am a bit of a weirdo about food. I am not a boring food person, just really strict about it the majority of the time.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2023 12:13 AM (ZdaMQ)

330 Okay, I grew up in the deep south. Granted I am really old. I was raised that you didn't look at color, you looked at character. WTF has happened?

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:09 AM (ichPI)

Democrats happened.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

331 Okay, I grew up in the deep south. Granted I am really old. I was raised that you didn't look at color, you looked at character. WTF has happened?

Posted by: four seasons



You should be thanking me!

Posted by: godKing Barack Obama at March 19, 2023 12:16 AM (HTCOy)

332 The planes taking off to the south now so rain coming

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2023 12:17 AM (8erNz)

333 Office furniture.
Posted by: World Trade Center 7 collapsed because of fires fueled by office furnishings. at March 19, 2023 12:08 AM (O69GV)

All that vinyl, wood, and MDF board burns real hot, once it gets going. Asbestos cladding does not absolutely block the heat from getting to the steel beams, just delays it. And the structural steel does not have to melt; if it gets red hot, it softens, and can no longer bear its rated load. Ever see a blacksmith make horseshoes?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2023 12:17 AM (tkR6S)

334 I grew up knowing we all look different and that skin color didn't matter. To this day I believe it. It's your character that matters.

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2023 12:18 AM (OR9VM)

335 And yes pizza is my favorite food ban me now

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2023 12:18 AM (8erNz)

336

Husband and I, on our weekly liquor store run tonight, decided we'll just stay drunk. We have raised conservative kids, well except for one. We don't know what the fuck happened with her.

Anyways, we are elderly and don't understand what is going on anymore. We will continue to drink.

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:21 AM (ichPI)

337 308 My MSN feed had "Why my white neighbors do not want their kids to go to my black school."

Because they don't want the sh*t beaten out of them?
Posted by: A Question! at March 18, 2023 11:59 PM (2tUFv)

---------

Seems like sending your white kid to a place where he or she will be demonized based solely on skin color isn't a great idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2023 12:22 AM (Qzn2/)

338 Ever see a blacksmith make horseshoes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Or a Steel Mill. YTube has plenty of videos of Steel Mill operations. I found one of the mill where my Dad worked in Sharon, Pa.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 19, 2023 12:22 AM (HTCOy)

339 334 I grew up knowing we all look different and that skin color didn't matter. To this day I believe it. It's your character that matters.

I proposed to a Japanese girl in second grade. She laughed.

Post WWII, maybe post Korea, we had vast numbers of Japanese immigrants. Making cute girls.

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2023 12:23 AM (8erNz)

340 338 Ever see a blacksmith make horseshoes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

-----------

Wait. Horses can't wear shoes.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at March 19, 2023 12:25 AM (Qzn2/)

341
Also, Me and the Chimp starring Ted Bessell. I think that show killed him.
Posted by: TV Guide


That Chimp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2023 12:27 AM (63Dwl)

342 @340: "Horses can't wear shoes."

Ferris Bueller disagrees.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 19, 2023 12:29 AM (k+C2q)

343 Horses wear designer shoes. And they really get nailed for them, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2023 12:30 AM (tkR6S)

344 Democrats happened.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

To be fair, they haven't changed. Democrats were racist as hell when they perpetuated slavery in states they controlled, they were racist when they formed the KKK and passed Jim Crow laws in states they controlled, and when they sought to abort as many black babies as possible in founding Planned Parenthood in 1916.

And today Democrats are for segregated college campuses, aborting as many black babies as possible and keeping black folks on the Urban Plantation, uneducated and dependent on Democrats for food and shelter.


Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 19, 2023 12:31 AM (cupoy)

345
Oldest son went to blacksmithing school somewhere in So Illinois. He sent us pictures of a mule they had to horseshoe. Omg, what a clusterpuck that was, lol.

Needless to, he opted for another line of work.

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:35 AM (ichPI)

346 "We will continue to drink. "

Have one for me. I haven't indulged since I busted my leg, about 50 days ago. Once is enough for that.
But I miss it.
Leg is healing well, tho'.

Posted by: gourmand du jour binge watching Celtic Woman at March 19, 2023 12:35 AM (jTmQV)

347 Notice: Posted with permission by the intruders who have occupied the Board Room of Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Fortunately, all hamsters were evacuated without injury.
-----
Evacuated from the bowels of the Board Room? Sounds like a narrow escape...

Posted by: formerly known as at March 19, 2023 12:37 AM (GQz2G)

348 312 " When I want a steak I'll just buy one."
I looked at a package of 6 ribeyes this week.
$151.

Posted by: gourmand du jour binge watching Celtic Woman at March 19, 2023 12:02 AM (jTmQV)

I sometimes by Sam's steaks. Not the best but a little more reasonable than most groceries.

Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2023 12:38 AM (q43pd)

349 We're not wealthy by any means but if I want to eat beef I will. Fuck'em.

Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2023 12:40 AM (q43pd)

350 Leg is healing well, tho'.
Posted by: gourmand du jour binge watching Celtic Woman at March 19, 2023 12:35 AM (jTmQV)

Glad to hear it!
My legs and back are sore, from ladder-climbing today. I think it's largely because I tense up when on the ladder. I took a couple of Ibuprofen, and I am going to crawl into bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2023 12:41 AM (tkR6S)

351
Amen Javems

Posted by: four seasons at March 19, 2023 12:41 AM (ichPI)

352 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 19, 2023 12:42 AM (EZaTx)

353 Wait. Horses can't wear shoes.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell
---

Only Prada

Posted by: formerly known as at March 19, 2023 12:44 AM (GQz2G)

354 It is no more complicated than divide and conquer.

They need people to play the game. They don't care what side you choose, but it's "How about you and him fight?"

The very last thing they want is a reasonably well educated citizenry, intact families, able to think and have opinions of their own. When everyone is fighting amongst themselves, they cannot organize or present a voting bloc or anything else.

Propaganda. Repetition. There is no right and wrong, except what the cult leader party says it is. Us versus them. More repetition. Drugs tend to break down people and make them more malleable to suggestion.

Americans have had hard core psy-ops ran against them since the 1950s, if you're wondering what all those "think tanks" and Institutes for Social Research and Tavistock and where all the missing black hole dollars went, now you know.

Remember when black folks raised the alarm about crack cocaine being run into LA by the gubbmint? They weren't lying. Now think about Fentanyl.

Demoralize the populace. They have all this shit down to a science. Many of the people being played have no clue, which is rather the point. Some kind of hypnosis too.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2023 12:49 AM (NqqNb)

355 353 Wait. Horses can't wear shoes.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell
---
Only Prada

Posted by: formerly known as at March 19, 2023 12:44 AM (GQz2G)

Or Ferragamo

Posted by: Javems at March 19, 2023 12:51 AM (q43pd)

356 Pizza is Nature's Most Perfect Food. It is known.

If it's made correctly it's right up there anyway. Big "If" unfortunately.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 19, 2023 12:55 AM (NqqNb)

357 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Braenyard's stupid iPad at March 19, 2023 12:59 AM (kRIgW)

358 Hey, Aetius

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 19, 2023 01:06 AM (EZaTx)

359 And the Angel of the Lord came to the Shepherds by night, saying "Pizza on Earth, Goodwill to Men".

You can if you want, but I'm not gonna argue with Him.

Well, I might supplicate for a bit of extra Pepperoni, but only on His Indulgence. (+ $2.00 menu price for extra Pepperoni.)

Amen.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
*soon scheduled to burn in*
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:06 AM (e6UQI)

360 Some retards sincerely believe that there is a magical "nano thermite" that the seven battalions of dwarves were able to put into the WTC complex and Pentagon by the ton unnoticed.

It was a giant frog cleric who did the channeling for this morning's Pathfinder and wiped out 4 wounded bandits. Pretty impressive for a Level 1 with 9 HP!

Posted by: pookysgirl got off a few Rays of Frost at March 19, 2023 01:11 AM (dtlDP)

361 I can't keep up.

Posted by: Braenyard's stupid iPad at March 19, 2023 01:21 AM (lFTtw)

362 And the Angel of the Lord came to the Shepherds by night, saying "Pizza on Earth, Goodwill to Men".

You can if you want, but I'm not gonna argue with Him.

Well, I might supplicate for a bit of extra Pepperoni, but only on His Indulgence. (+ $2.00 menu price for extra Pepperoni.)

Amen.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
*soon scheduled to burn in*
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:06 AM (e6UQI)

I'm pretty sure they served pizza at the last supper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 01:22 AM (VwHCD)

363 I can't keep up.

Posted by: Braenyard's stupid iPad at March 19, 2023 01:21 AM (lFTtw)

Well, yeah, you're a iPad.

Posted by: pookysgirl, laughing in Android at March 19, 2023 01:23 AM (dtlDP)

364 ...I'm pretty sure they served pizza at the last supper.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 01:22 AM (VwHCD)



Yeah, but Judas ordered Dominoes.

I gotcha betrayal RIGHT HEAH in dis BOX !

The "tell" was when the goy on the Delivery Donkey tipped Judas those thirty pieces of silver.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:24 AM (e6UQI)

365 Yeah, but Judas ordered Dominoes.

I gotcha betrayal RIGHT HEAH in dis BOX !

The "tell" was when the goy on the Delivery Donkey tipped Judas those thirty pieces of silver.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:24 AM (e6UQI)

I'm a pizzaholic. We have some killer pizza out here, but there were some late nights I would have fought for a dominos.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 01:35 AM (VwHCD)

366 ..I'm a pizzaholic. We have some killer pizza out here, but there were some late nights I would have fought for a dominos. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2023 01:35 AM (VwHCD)

Upon many orders and careful consideration.

Little Ceasers has definitely surpassed Dominoes in terms of flavor, construction, consistency and flavor. ESPECIALLY flavor.

I remember mid 1970s Dominoes. DAMN, that was some GOOD pizza! How the HELL did they go so far off the rails?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:39 AM (e6UQI)

367 Man, it's been a minute since I've been here. *sniffs* did you guys get new carpet? And is that dude riding a COW through the drive through?

Yeah...it's been a while...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 01:48 AM (CcOog)

368 Man, it's been a minute since I've been here. *sniffs* did you guys get new carpet? And is that dude riding a COW through the drive through?

Yeah...it's been a while...


Nice to see you. Didn't expect you to show up so I may have given your beer away. Still got some Valu-Rite, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2023 01:51 AM (Bd6X8)

369 I have to say I am a bit disappointed in you roonz and roonettez. It's almost 2 AM on the east coast and there are less than 400 comments? This place has gone to the dogs.

Is that a new barrel?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 01:53 AM (CcOog)

370 Didn't expect you to show up so I may have given your beer away. Still got some Valu-Rite, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2023 01:51 AM (Bd6X


Valu-Rite is low carb, right? Doc says I'm too sweet already and Mrs Hades tells me I gotta live forever.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 01:55 AM (CcOog)

371 Valu-Rite is low carb, right? Doc says I'm too sweet already and Mrs Hades tells me I gotta live forever.

Valu-Rite destroys carbs! Also destroys fuel filters, injectors, spark plugs, valves, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2023 01:57 AM (Bd6X8)

372 In other news...I've started my very last class for my AAS-MET degree and will take the last two for my AAS-EET degree this summer and fall. After that I should be educated beyond my intelligence.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 01:58 AM (CcOog)

373 GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

This looks familiar. Didn't youse usted to be somebody?

Hellogoodbye driveby latenight

Posted by: mindful webworker's just passing by for a comment at March 19, 2023 01:59 AM (ZEzFB)

374 2am GG? 10 here and sleepy time

Posted by: Bosk at March 19, 2023 01:59 AM (OR9VM)

375 Valu-Rite destroys carbs! Also destroys fuel filters, injectors, spark plugs, valves, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2023 01:57 AM (Bd6X


Well hand it over then!!! Waitaminute...is that bottle...melting?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 01:59 AM (CcOog)

376 "10 here and sleepy time"

Good evening west coast 'roon, howareya?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 02:01 AM (CcOog)

377 GGE of the Moron Horde.

Dammit, you shoulda been in Corsicana. Ask Berserker about the Moron Horde tee shirts there.

And you've never seen so much Val-U-Rite on an Open Bar, ever!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:01 AM (e6UQI)

378 Well hand it over then!!! Waitaminute...is that bottle...melting?

Only a little.

Congrats on your impending degrees.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 19, 2023 02:01 AM (Bd6X8)

379 "This looks familiar. Didn't youse usted to be somebody?"


I coulda been a contendah...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 02:01 AM (CcOog)

380 "Dammit, you shoulda been in Corsicana. Ask Berserker about the Moron Horde tee shirts there."

I shoulda been lots of places, hopefully sometime soon I can remedy that. Busy with work and school and all that. I tellya, that working for a living really sucks up my free time. I gotta figure a way to get out of that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 02:03 AM (CcOog)

381 A mash up of Lancelot Link and Mr Ed would have been great. And occasional guest appearances by Francis the talking mule.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2023 11:01 PM (Oq1yG)


Willllllbur, Carol has niceeeeeeeee boooobehs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Dammit Mishum! I just got in trouble fer laughing at your comment . Mrs. Sock failed to see that as deserving the volume of laughter it received. She headed upstairs . I heard something mumbled about grey boxes, imaginary friends, teenage sense of humor and one I won't repeat

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:03 AM (HVTM+)

382 What's happenin' Horde, been misbehaving myself!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2023 02:06 AM (a4EWo)

383 I've been good lately. Mrs Hades keeps me on a pretty tight leash.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 19, 2023 02:10 AM (CcOog)

384 I remember mid 1970s Dominoes. DAMN, that was some GOOD pizza! How the HELL did they go so far off the rails?

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:39 AM (e6UQI)


Bean counters. Profit over taste.

Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2023 02:11 AM (emlEe)

385 Happy-ish Saturday night/ Sunday morning, GGE et.al.

Posted by: Adriane the Oblivious Critic . . . at March 19, 2023 02:13 AM (jonTH)

386 and one I won't repeat

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:03 AM (HVTM+)


That was probably the best one.

Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2023 02:14 AM (emlEe)

387 I heard something mumbled about grey boxes, imaginary friends, teenage sense of humor and one I won't repeat
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley


Well speak slowly and clearly, and we’ll be able to understand it the first time …

Posted by: Adriane the Oblivious Critic . . . at March 19, 2023 02:16 AM (jonTH)

388 I remember mid 1970s Dominoes. DAMN, that was some GOOD pizza! How the HELL did they go so far off the rails?

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 01:39 AM (e6UQI)


30 minutes or less.. to a Navy Ship.... MANY weekends of D&D,, and Dominoses.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:30 AM (oHd/0)

389 King salmon for the win. Lived on a bluff above the Kenai river for several years . Neighbor was a professional Salmon outfitter. Consumed an abundance. Best halibut ever was in Homer. Can't remember the name of the place.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:30 AM (HVTM+)

390 Andy: "Hey, Barn."
Barney: "Hey, Ange."
...
Andy: "Little late this morning."
Barney: "Up half the night with Juanita."
Andy: "You devil you. Coffee?"
...
Andy: "You find some time to take them good ol boys out to Miller's Pond?"
Barney: "Yep, I did."
Andy: "How'd it go?"
Barney: "They like it out there so much, they decided to stay."
Andy: "Folks seem to, when you show it to em."
...
Barney: "Fish are getting big out there."
Andy: "Yep."
...
Andy: [Ponders.] "Hey Otis! You ever been out to Miller's Pond?"
[Commercial break]

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at March 19, 2023 02:33 AM (MvF+J)

391 and one I won't repeat

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:03 AM (HVTM+)

That was probably the best one.
Posted by: RickZ

Mrs. Sock might use two bad words a year . She only has one left for the remainder of 2023. Some times I don't understand women at all . I've been around this one for over 40 years and I definitely don't understand at the moment. Also smart enough not to ask .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:35 AM (HVTM+)

392 Romeo13. Best Dominoes I'd ever had.

San Diego, CA. Ashford St., just a skosh North of Kearny H.S. Same shopping center as Market Basket.

2 blocks North of Basque Ave., where we lived in my 8th n' 9th grade days. My walk to Jr. H.S. was epic, as we used a friend's Clairmont "false address" to get me to schools not already on the downhill trend of "diversity". Yeah, 1970s, and that was a THANG, even then. (but they called it "integration", you see)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:36 AM (e6UQI)

393 Mrs. Sock might use two bad words a year . She only has one left for the remainder of 2023. Some times I don't understand women at all . I've been around this one for over 40 years and I definitely don't understand at the moment. Also smart enough not to ask .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:35 AM (HVTM+)

Do not apologize... its a sign of weakness... as the great John Wayne said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:37 AM (oHd/0)

394
Do not apologize... its a sign of weakness... as the great John Wayne said.
Posted by: Romeo13

I ain't got nothing to apologize for except my Y chromosome

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:39 AM (HVTM+)

395 Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:36 AM (e6UQI)

Mine was actually Norfolk VA.... about 1981? 82?

I was on an LPH, and we'd take over a Marine berthing compartment for a weekend of Role play... and Pizza.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:40 AM (oHd/0)

396 I ain't got nothing to apologize for except my Y chromosome
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:39 AM (HVTM+)

Sorry my friend, but if you apologize for your Y chromosome?

Please turn in you Man Card.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:42 AM (oHd/0)

397 Romeo13. Map out the intersection of Ashford St. and Basque Ave. Kearny Mesa.

Route it to Balboa & Clairmont Blvd., which is a block E. of the olde, long since razed, Mildred Hale Jr. H.S. (but you can find that school in wiki, no doubt?)

That was my walk and sometimes bicycle ride to Jr. H.S.

Same address to James Madison H.S., Doliva Dr., also Clairmont.

Uphill, both ways, but never snow.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:43 AM (e6UQI)

398 Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:43 AM (e6UQI)

Did a number of years at 32nd street... and a few more at Fleet Tra Cen San Diego (where I retired).

But my Pizza to a ship? was more East Coast, than West Coast,

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:48 AM (oHd/0)

399 Sorry my friend, but if you apologize for your Y chromosome?

Please turn in you Man Card.
Posted by: Romeo13

Apologize? Never in my life . As I have explained to her numerous times, God gave her two chromosomes with stable bases. I, however, was given one of the unstable ones which, in order to honor God I have embraced . If I really feel ornery I just tell her it's a guy thing and she wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:51 AM (HVTM+)

400 Romeo13. My Old Man retired out of Training in San Diego.

Undersea Warfare School, he taught up and coming bubbleheads the niceties of dodging Soviet threats.

It was his post-heart-attack & recovery billet, before they medically retired him after 24 years service. He passed in 2010, God Rest His Soul.

I'm glad he's not around to see the shit that is our D.C. now. It would've killed him.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 02:52 AM (e6UQI)

401 Apologize? Never in my life . As I have explained to her numerous times, God gave her two chromosomes with stable bases. I, however, was given one of the unstable ones which, in order to honor God I have embraced . If I really feel ornery I just tell her it's a guy thing and she wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 02:51 AM (HVTM+)

Well played my friend... except for the unstable thing. I know it helps with making your home life easier? But how does honoring God make you less stable? It plays into her problems.

but then.... who I am to tell you how to live... I've been single for a long damn time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2023 02:56 AM (oHd/0)

402 zzzzz


Jim
zzzzUnkGnuDawn
*snores*

Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2023 03:04 AM (e6UQI)

403 except for the unstable thing. I know it helps with making your home life easier? But how does honoring God make you less stable? It plays into her problems.

Heh. Neither of us take ourselves too seriously. After 40 plus years we still laugh hard together and often at each other. It's my way of saying I'm the guy you married and you can't blame that one on me. Her response to my unstable Y chromosome cracks is often "go rotate the tires on my car".

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 03:08 AM (HVTM+)

404
Just saw this yesterday. Brian May, Ph.D (astrophysics) and Queen guitar slinger, was just knighted by King Chuckles. He was previously a "CBE" (Commander, Order of the British Empire).

He is now a "Knight Bachelor", and thus now Dr. Sir Brian May, OBE.

In his honor, here's a recent performance of Fat Bottomed Girls (Adam Lambert it the singer now):
https://tinyurl.com/2zkjm9jn

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 19, 2023 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)

405
He is now a "Knight Bachelor", and thus now Dr. Sir Brian May, OBE.

Greatest rock song of all time, Bohemian Rhapsody

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 03:15 AM (HVTM+)

406 Late night ONT in the ICU. Should I get the defibrillator or just turn up the morphine drip? Where's Nurse Ratched when you need her?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Free Jacob Chansley at March 19, 2023 03:42 AM (HVTM+)

407 Good morning morons

Local TV news reporting a middle schooler was stabbed in the back at Francisco middle school on Friday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 19, 2023 03:57 AM (EZebt)

408 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2023 04:03 AM (xhxe8)

409

Oh goody, let's celebrate some nagger swinging about his pathetic little dick.

Posted by: Your Wealthy Betters at March 19, 2023 04:39 AM (qkngI)

410 TelegraphUK:
President Joe Biden’s self-delusion seems to be boundless. When he looks in the mirror, he apparently sees an upright Irish Catholic true to the historic values of his deeply rooted religious identity. He is, in fact, an appalling Catholic who publicly flouts the church’s most cherished teachings and is about as authentically Irish as a leprechaun hat in a St Patrick’s Day parade.

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2023 06:45 AM (RovqD)

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