Hang Out Cafe

Waterfalls in iceland, from nordic.iceland at IG
Note the person on the cliff on upper right for scale

Testing one's metal.

He only seems to know the "die" part of playing dead, not the "remain dead" part of it.

Rescuing a kitty.

Rescuing a deer.

Pointless but neat.

Where are these places? Are they all in California?

Punching Form -- B+; Punching Aim-- F. See me after class!

Cute puppeh.

Another adorable puppeh.

Superior ear-dexterity.

The Owner Finally Left For Work...
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1 like that pic

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 15, 2023 07:37 PM (BRHaw)

2 Don't jump kid, it's not that bad.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

3 Tird!

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2023 07:39 PM (DzZ07)

4 What a great picture Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 15, 2023 07:39 PM (q71KS)

5 Evenin'!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 15, 2023 07:40 PM (Anl+c)

6 Bartending can be lit as F

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2023 07:41 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Wanna see another clocking? it's down the page of the rescue kitty link. Oh, and yay kitty rescuer.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 07:42 PM (3byMq)

8 Wild Boar's mommy is pretty hot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2023 07:43 PM (up/3i)

9 Lutefisk Falls.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 07:43 PM (i0Kzs)

10 That was a awesome bartender trick

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

11 Gorgeous top pic.

Posted by: Diocleatian at March 15, 2023 07:45 PM (kGtj5)

12 When Jaeger is involved you know there's going to be trouble.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 07:45 PM (3byMq)

13 Think of the pets Ben could have

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

14 /off feudal asshole sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2023 07:46 PM (kGtj5)

15 When Jaeger is involved you know there's going to be trouble.
Posted by: micky

The deer talks to you at the end of the night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 07:47 PM (i0Kzs)

16 Butthead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 07:47 PM (63Dwl)

17 Little Farmer is too cute

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

18
Wanna see another clocking? it's down the page of the rescue kitty link. Oh, and yay kitty rescuer.
Posted by: micky

They should plug up that hole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 07:48 PM (63Dwl)

19 Best thing about keto: I can sit with a plate of bacon. And it is good. The end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2023 07:48 PM (kGtj5)

20 Waterfall pic makes me have to go. BRB.

Posted by: Flomax Fred at March 15, 2023 07:49 PM (wrJpE)

21 https://dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/2023/03/
bear-valley-in-california-53-feet-of.html

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:49 PM (xhxe8)

22 Evenin'!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 15, 2023 07:40 PM (Anl+c)
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Hey! None of that East-coast supremacy!

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2023 07:49 PM (DzZ07)

23 I was expecting the Ides of March Cafe.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2023 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

24 Ol Joe, all 16 lbs of him met the neighbors new dog...an Irish wolf bound. Still a puppy. All 60 lbs of her. Cute as hell to watch them get acquainted. Joe finally had enough and put the puppy in her place. One snarl was all it took.
Oh the look on her face. So very sad.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 07:51 PM (anj39)

25 The caracals probably use their ears to hypnotize prey.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2023 07:51 PM (uA82K)

26 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 15, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

27 So, apparently, Quienten Tarantino's last film is going to be loosely based on the life of Pauline Kael.

Makes sense, starting out, he would name check her in pretty much every interview he did.

Quienten Tarantino may be America's greatest fantasy film director ever.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2023 07:52 PM (up/3i)

28
I was expecting the Ides of March Cafe.
Posted by: redridinghood

Here you go:

https://youtu.be/fiLaNEFyCiM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

29 If Orwell could rewrite 1984 for how Western politics has become, he could have the following slogans.

Freedom is code for the N-word.
Knowledge is code for the N-word.
Peace is code for the N-word.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2023 07:53 PM (DzZ07)

30 @15

I tried it once. I had cousins who worked for a local coca-cola bottling plant back when and have had the syrup that they use. Jaeger tastes just like that. It is well beyond sneaky. Complete amnesia, but no hangover.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 07:53 PM (3byMq)

31 Didn't Logain have blonde hair?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 15, 2023 07:53 PM (Eeb9P)

32 Mazrim Taim was dark skinned?

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 15, 2023 07:54 PM (Eeb9P)

33 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 15, 2023 07:55 PM (sYdm1)

34 I never knew wild boars could be that sweet.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2023 07:56 PM (NpAcC)

35 Epoch Times: EXCLUSIVE: Family Court Judges Sending Children Into Danger, Independent Investigations Show

https://tinyurl.com/b6k3etnk

TL;DR Family courts fucking suck.

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at March 15, 2023 07:56 PM (sYdm1)

36 That Ram Thing was working that heavy bag.

Sign him up!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 15, 2023 07:57 PM (R/m4+)

37 I hope little farmer gets the opportunity to be a big farmer.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 07:57 PM (MF3yS)

38 Beware the Ides of March!
The ultimate one-hit wonder with Vehicle (1970).
https://youtu.be/fiLaNEFyCiM

The lead singer was getting used by a hot chick who had him driving her to Chicago modeling gigs, you see. Horn-based, with a great guitar riff, it could have been done by the original Chicago Transit Authority. Instead it was done by a bunch of high school kids.

Happy ending -- he wound up marrying her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2023 07:57 PM (RqMSv)

39 I was expecting the Ides of March Cafe.
Posted by: redridinghood

Ides of March is just another way of saying "If you live in Western Washington, today you take a double dose of dumbass driving pills."
Friggin' idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 07:58 PM (anj39)

40 31 Didn't Logain have blonde hair?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 15, 2023 07:53 PM (Eeb9P)

32 Mazrim Taim was dark skinned?
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 15, 2023 07:54 PM (Eeb9P)

I don't remember on Logain's hair- just that he had a 'mane like' head of hair. Taim was from Saldea, so yeah. Hook nosed and darker skinned.

Borderlands are hard to parse. Sheinar I got as Asian/Japanese. Saldea could be like... Bulgarian or even southern Spaniards or even middle eastern.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2023 07:58 PM (kGtj5)

41 Note the person on the cliff on upper right for scale
Such a small push that would take....

What?

Posted by: GWB at March 15, 2023 08:00 PM (NJ9MR)

42 Good evening Dash (and everyone else)!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2023 08:01 PM (qoGsy)

43 Logain probably had more hair than Rogaine.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2023 08:01 PM (DzZ07)

44 Here you go:

https://youtu.be/fiLaNEFyCiM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 07:52 PM (63Dwl)
*******
Great name for a rock group.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2023 08:01 PM (NpAcC)

45 2 Don't jump kid, it's not that bad.
Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe

You're already up there, might as well. Save you the inevitable climb back up there in another 10 years.

Posted by: Strike while the iron is hot at March 15, 2023 08:03 PM (La8Fd)

46 Ruh-roh: Chip Roy is endorsing Ron DeSantis for president.

https://tinyurl.com/58kcjztt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

47 Time to turn this off
Hope all of you have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe8)

48 Later Skip!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 08:05 PM (anj39)

49 An excellent Ides Of March, Vehicle cover. Contains a bit of eye candy as a bonus.

https://tinyurl.com/4t487an3

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse)

50 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Spock gets spored.

Posted by: fd at March 15, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

51 Logain probably had more hair than Rogaine.
Posted by: Axeman

If your hair’s getting thin, and it just won’t grow in, Rogaine
If it’s getting you down, you look like Bozo the clown, Rogaine
Listen guy, don’t be shy, go and buy – Rogaine

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

52 Jumpsuits are tight!

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:07 PM (iayUP)

53 That heavy bag won't last long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 08:08 PM (i0Kzs)

54 awesome bartender ... wow, but still, don't be enticed into getting drunk on Jaegermeister.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 08:08 PM (Cus5s)

55 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Spock gets spored.
Posted by: fd

Leonard Nimoy doesn't portray emotion well. Perfect Mr. Spock.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2023 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

56 Boxing chick totally telegraphed her right hook.

Posted by: Se. Ilhan Omar at March 15, 2023 08:10 PM (gryET)

57 Oregon HS students had to write ‘sexual fantasy,’ include sex toys in assignment

Would it be problematic for taking a buck knife and cutting off the cock of the sexual deviant communist who came up with this bullshit and then stuffing it down his throat? Extra Credit?

Asking for a friend. TIA

Posted by: Oregon High School Student at March 15, 2023 08:10 PM (ldF7/)

58 Leonard Nimoy doesn't portray emotion well. Perfect Mr. Spock.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2023 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

Plus, he's dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 08:10 PM (i0Kzs)

59 The bartender still has four years left of the bar owner docking his wages 20 bucks every week to pay for all the glasses he broke learning that trick.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 15, 2023 08:10 PM (76Foq)

60 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:11 PM (Xrfse)

61 Would it be problematic for taking a buck knife and cutting off the cock of the sexual deviant communist who came up with this bullshit and then stuffing it down his throat? Extra Credit?

Asking for a friend. TIA
Posted by: Oregon High School Student

A+

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM (i0Kzs)

62 "Would it be problematic for taking a buck knife and cutting off the cock of the sexual deviant communist who came up with this bullshit and then stuffing it down his throat? Extra Credit?

Asking for a friend. TIA
Posted by: Oregon High School Student"

Can you flesh that out to 2 pages?

Posted by: The Xeacher at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM (iayUP)

63 Leonard Nimoy doesn't portray emotion well. Perfect Mr. Spock.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2023 08:09 PM (KAi1n)

Plus, he's dead.

That's where musicians have the advantage. How many Jimi Hendrix records have come out since he died?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM (Bd6X8)

64 "bartender still has four years left of the bar owner docking his wages 20 bucks every week to pay for all the glasses he broke learning that trick."

ha, well, if it brings in some crowds, it will more than pay for some lost glasses.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM (Cus5s)

65 Iceland can be beautiful and bleak. Green and than a few miles down the road like the surface of the moon. Loved it. Took just shy of 2 weeks to drive around it. Lovely people as well. They don't want you immigrating but they love having you visit.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 15, 2023 08:13 PM (2NHgQ)

66 The caracals probably use their ears to hypnotize prey.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I wonder if they were used to model the antenna on Star Trek Andorrians or the latest HBO Tick

Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2023 08:14 PM (FhXTo)

67 Would it be problematic for taking a buck knife and cutting off the cock of the sexual deviant communist who came up with this bullshit and then stuffing it down his throat? Extra Credit?

Asking for a friend. TIA
Posted by: Oregon High School Student

A+
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM (i0Kzs)
***
Excellent. The assignment did specify no penetration or oral sex. But nothing about a little slice-n-dice. That would be the perfect fantasy paragraph.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 08:16 PM (anj39)

68 >>>Evening.
Posted by: Robert

Careful. Axeman'll have your ass for that.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 15, 2023 08:17 PM (Anl+c)

69 Daughter and I just started watching The Chosen. Really enjoying it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2023 08:18 PM (u73oe)

70 That's where musicians have the advantage. How many Jimi Hendrix records have come out since he died?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 15, 2023 08:12 PM

The number seems lost in a purple haze.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2023 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

71 Saw a caracal demonstrating its leaping skills at the zoo once a few years ago. Impressive. I think that was the one that leaped vertically. They had several small African cats and showed how they operate. Very interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 15, 2023 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

72 Wow! What a trip! Who knew Mr Greenjeans was so hot?

Greeen Acres is the place to be!

Woo hoo!

*Swings upside down from a tree limb*

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:21 PM (iayUP)

73 That cover of Vehicle by the Ruskies is better than the original. It's hard to pull off.

And that gal singer. Take me to your daddy's farm, indeed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2023 08:22 PM (RqMSv)

74 I wonder if they were used to model the antenna on Star Trek Andorrians or the latest HBO Tick
Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2023 08:14 PM

Life is a caracal.

Posted by: Caracal's ears at March 15, 2023 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

75 There's something happening in my pants. I haven't felt like this since I met that cavewoman.

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

76 Pon Far Out!

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:25 PM (iayUP)

77 That cover of Vehicle by the Ruskies is better than the original. It's hard to pull off.

And that gal singer. Take me to your daddy's farm, indeed.

If you get a chance, check out some of their other covers. All great. And yes, that young lady is somethin' else.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

78 Recommended reading. Via Revolver.

https://americanmind.org/salvo/hicklibs-on-parade/

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2023 08:26 PM (iKBwy)

79 Iceland? Looks pretty green.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 08:26 PM (aylmF)

80 73 That cover of Vehicle by the Ruskies is better than the original. It's hard to pull off.
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Leonid and Friends. They're great.

https://tinyurl.com/yckv9a6m

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 08:27 PM (sWM8x)

81 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Only have 48 pages left to go in my current book.

And I believe my office is ready to host a conference for 300 people tomorrow (200 online and 100 in person). Had dinner with the keynote. He's an interesting guy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2023 08:28 PM (BpYfr)

82 If you drink Jaeger...you deserve what you get...also Southern Comfort.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 08:29 PM (AwYPR)

83 Nothing good comes after someone says “hey, let’s do Jaeger shots!”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

84 The problem with Iceland is, it's full of ice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 08:31 PM (Qzn2/)

85 Hey! Let’s do Jaeger shots!

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

86 Nothing good comes after someone says “hey, let’s do Jaeger shots!”

The aftermath is horrific.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

87 If you drink Jaeger...you deserve what you get...also Southern Comfort.
Posted by: BignJames

My BIL will drink nothing other than Jaeger. Former Blackhawk driver with the 160th SOAR (82 Airborne).

Walked away three times from a crash (okay, crawled once). I can't stand the stuff but hell, he's earned it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2023 08:32 PM (qoGsy)

88 In Germany the laptop would be owned by Jaeger Biden.

Something to ponder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 08:33 PM (Qzn2/)

89 I've never seen arrow buttons in the wild but I will endeavor to find them when I'm retired.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 08:34 PM (jzzG8)

90 Making movies about people making movies really is the end of the line. And boring. If you're creativity is that tapped out, it's time for a break.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 08:34 PM (Jg7EG)

91 >>Walked away three times from a crash (okay, crawled once). I can't stand the stuff but hell, he's earned it.

If all he drinks is Jaeger he's likely walked or crawled away from a lot more than three crashes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2023 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

92 If all he drinks is Jaeger he's likely walked or crawled away from a lot more than three crashes.
Posted by: JackStraw

heh. No doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2023 08:37 PM (qoGsy)

93
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2023 08:37 PM (ENBF0)

94 Re: Animals playing dead. My dad tells the story of the time he and a childhood friend cornered a possum and made it play dead. They poked a stick in its mouth until it stopped biting, then the friend decided to stick his toe in its mouth. The possum bit down on his toe and wouldn't let go until my grandad (a high school principal) ran over and hit it with a shovel.

After rendering first aid, Grandad asked him what lesson he'd learned from this experience.

"Don't ever stick your toe in a boar possum's mouth when he's done through chomping on sticks."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 15, 2023 08:37 PM (sWM8x)

95 90 Making movies about people making movies really is the end of the line. And boring. If you're creativity is that tapped out, it's time for a break.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 08:34 PM (Jg7EG)

*fistbump.

Same with writing a novel about a writer, or writing a play about putting on a play. Boooooooring. Just abandoned a book by an author I like for that very reason.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 15, 2023 08:37 PM (OX9vb)

96 The aftermath is horrific.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:32 PM

Concur. Entire threads here have been derailed with math puns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 15, 2023 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

97 Would a Spored Kirk be a Spork?

Pour another one!

Posted by: Spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:41 PM (iayUP)

98 >>heh. No doubt.

Jaeger used to be a favorite of some buddies I skied with in my yute. More than 1 Sunday I ended up skiing the lodge after way too much Jaeger the night before. Couldn't find my legs anywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2023 08:41 PM (ZLI7S)

99 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mkA2_nijiyE

View count is wrong by a million or so.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 15, 2023 08:41 PM (iKBwy)

100 >>>Pointless but neat.

And that is how we are going to get airplanes off of those icky fossil fuels and on to some wonderful wind power.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2023 08:41 PM (gv7Yb)

101 >>>Where are these places? Are they all in California?

Isn't that an old Letterman bit? Stupid Human Tricks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2023 08:43 PM (gv7Yb)

102 Jaeger

Not quite paregoric

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 15, 2023 08:43 PM (48zIj)

103 Ugh. How embarrassing. If I could be embarrassed, that is.

Posted by: De-spored Spock at March 15, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

104 A picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 08:45 PM (63Dwl)

105 104 A picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy drawing a picture of a guy...
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I'll allow it.

Posted by: MC Escher at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (sWM8x)

106 Iceland? Looks pretty green.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 15, 2023 08:26 PM (aylmF)
*******
And Greenland is pretty icy.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (NpAcC)

107 Bummed that WoT on Amazon is run by people that don't know what they are doing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (fs1hN)

108 82 If you drink Jaeger...you deserve what you get...also Southern Comfort.
Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 08:29 PM
Southern Comfort. There is a name I haven't heard in years.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (MF3yS)

109
Recommended reading. Via Revolver.

https://americanmind.org/salvo/hicklibs-on-parade/
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

That's pretty depressing. Is there no hope?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

110 I was once upon a time a pretty seasoned imbiber of spirits. Had an episode with Jaeger that kicked my as from six ways to Sunday. Years later, I break out in a sweat just looking at a bottle of that...whatever it is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 08:47 PM (Xrfse)

111 Boar video... Day 720... Dog is going, dang, this bacon smells familiar...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 08:48 PM (oHd/0)

112 Same with writing a novel about a writer, or writing a play about putting on a play. Boooooooring. Just abandoned a book by an author I like for that very reason.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 15, 2023 08:37 PM (OX9vb)

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends

Posted by: Puck at March 15, 2023 08:48 PM (AiZBA)

113 Bummed that WoT on Amazon is run by people that don't know what they are doing.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (fs1hN)
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Sadly, it's not the only fantasy show on Amazon that has that problem... (Lookin' at you, RoP!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

114 Southern Comfort. There is a name I haven't heard in years.
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That shit's not sweet enough.

Posted by: Boone's Farm at March 15, 2023 08:49 PM (sWM8x)

115 Making movies about people making movies really is the end of the line. And boring. If you're creativity is that tapped out, it's time for a break.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 08:34 PM (Jg7EG)

You forgot the story by a noted, recently divorced New England author about a bitter New England divorcee author struggling to write her next book. Oh, the long thoughtful passages about her and her golden retriever taking long walks on the shingle of Long Island sound.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2023 08:49 PM (xhaym)

116 Jagermeister is liquid roofies for Germans. Smells like rape and vomit in the morning.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 08:50 PM (Jg7EG)

117 off spritely sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 15, 2023 08:51 PM (AiZBA)

118 Southern Comfort. There is a name I haven't heard in years.

-----------

I'll never forget the lingering industrial lubricant top note of Ten High.

Made it worth the extra five bucks it cost to pay a hobo to buy it for us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 08:52 PM (Qzn2/)

119 That shit's not sweet enough.
Posted by: Boone's Farm

Annie Green Springs was the go-to for a bunch of the gals in HS.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 15, 2023 08:52 PM (qoGsy)

120 That shit's not sweet enough.

Posted by: Boone's Farm at March 15, 2023 08:49 PM (sWM8x)

Knew a guy...in the early 70s...he'd take a glass 1/2 gal orange juice jug and mix a fifth of SC w/Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill....looked like he was drinking Sunoco 260.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 08:54 PM (AwYPR)

121 I'll never forget the lingering industrial lubricant top note of Ten High.

Made it worth the extra five bucks it cost to pay a hobo to buy it for us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 08:52 PM
They's still Ten High on the shelf. At least that's where I left it the other day.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 08:54 PM (MF3yS)

122 "the political enactment of the spiritual idea that each of us was created.. in the 'Imago Dei' the image of God.'

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." Genesis

This is not easy, but God is Spirit, no man has seen God at any time. Adam (man, made of dirt) was the first perfect man, the first Adam (JC was the second Adam, the second perfect man, only begotten son).

So after God created the first Adam and gave him spirit, he also created male and female (them, not him). Them does not equal him. Adam had (holy) spirit, a direct connection to God (on a condition). Eve (apparently) did not, she was deceived and disobeyed (thou shalt not surely die).

Adam was not deceived, he had (holy, image of God) spirit. But he disobeyed, so he could stay with Eve. He "died" in that very day, lost that spirit.

This entrenched dogma, that the "image of God is human", makes no sense. Not all men were created "in the image of God", only (the first) Adam. Nothing else works. God is not human. (figuratively) Moses was blinded by God's "backside".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 08:55 PM (Cus5s)

123 Boodles Gin

Posted by: REDACTED at March 15, 2023 08:55 PM (us2H3)

124 I've had one and only one Jaegerbomb in my life...My friend who convinced me to try it said, "It tastes like Christmas!"

He was right, more or less, though I didn't enjoy it all that much.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2023 08:55 PM (BpYfr)

125 Well there is this one movie about making a movie you might enjoy. Shadow of the Vampire.

Cary Elwes is trying to make a horror movie. Willem Dafoe is his star. But there is a problem, Willem Dafoe's character is a vampire and its a race to see if Elwes can finish his movie before Dafoe sucks the cast dry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2023 08:55 PM (AtRkB)

126

@Breaking911 Mar 14
RECALL ALERT: Purina Expands Recall Of Dry Dog Food

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 08:58 PM (jzzG8)

127 "Well there is this one movie about making a movie you might enjoy. Shadow of the Vampire."

Good flick. Saw it in the theater when I first came out.

Posted by: Tuna at March 15, 2023 09:00 PM (gLRfa)

128 Moses was blinded by the nuclear exhaust of the spaceship that was hovering over the mountain.

Posted by: Erich Von Daniken at March 15, 2023 09:04 PM (wa6DW)

129
That's pretty depressing. Is there no hope?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2023 08:46 PM (63Dwl)

Nope. Not a bit.

Posted by: Let us embrace sweet oblivion at March 15, 2023 09:08 PM (La8Fd)

130 128 Moses was blinded by the nuclear exhaust of the spaceship that was hovering over the mountain.
Posted by: Erich Von Daniken at March 15, 2023 09:04 PM (wa6DW)

Oh fuck off, that's my shtick.

Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at March 15, 2023 09:09 PM (La8Fd)

131 The first time I drank Southern Comfort was 50 years ago. The last time was 48 years ago.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:09 PM (eGTCV)

132 Jaeger tastes like black licorice, iirc. But for some reason it has a nasty kick in the head effect.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:09 PM (Cus5s)

133 Jaeger tastes like Robitusson.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

134 131 The first time I drank Southern Comfort was 50 years ago. The last time was 48 years ago.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:09 PM
Same here. I still wonder why.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 09:13 PM (MF3yS)

135 Jaeger tastes like Robitusson.
Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

That would be better than black licorice. Haaack! Ptui!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2023 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

136 Jaeger tastes like Robitusson.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

Bootleg Robitusson.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 09:13 PM (AwYPR)

137 Jaeger tastes like bad decisions.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2023 09:14 PM (u73oe)

138 Jaeger ist dandy, but Absinthe is the drink of kings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 09:14 PM (Qzn2/)

139 135 both are grossaroo.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

140 Did anyone point out that the Rubic's Cube solution was fake? It's an algorithm that returns the cube to whatever arbitrary starting shape is selected. So to create the illusion of solution, we begin with the solved state, and the algorithm returns us to this same state.

It's a little like creating an effect by playing a video in reverse or going to dinner with your wife's new friend Pablo. It's not what it seems.

Posted by: meh at March 15, 2023 09:17 PM (BumVf)

141 >138 Jaeger ist dandy, but Absinthe is the drink of kings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 09:14 PM (Qzn2/)

I could go for a Sazarac.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:17 PM (gryET)

142 OT

Do you think ace auditions girlfriends on how many links to cute videos they can come up with?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 15, 2023 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

143 I'm drinking C.B. Jackson 86 proof bourbon, a civilized drink intended for people who worked hard today.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 09:17 PM (MF3yS)

144
The vernal equinox is near, occurring on March 20, 21:24 Zulu.

The length of daylight will reach 12 hours a few days before, sometime around March 17th. This length is increasing the fastest now around the equinox, at 2:12 per day here (this varies with latitude -- the higher latitudes swing wider, and the rate of change is thus greater at higher latitudes).

So over the next couple of weeks, the length of daylight is going to increase rapidly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 15, 2023 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)

145 >139 135 both are grossaroo.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:16 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm a weirdo...I love black licorice/anise flavor.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:18 PM (gryET)

146 publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

What is your take on this solar cycle? Two years ago we were heading for a big minimum, now, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 15, 2023 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

147 I've just watched a video of Teach Your Children as song by an Israeli singer who doesn't appear to be wearing a stitch of underwear.
I was engrossed.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

148 Mad Dog with Seven-Up!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 15, 2023 09:20 PM (6lj/r)

149 I'm a weirdo...I love black licorice/anise flavor.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:18 PM (gryET)

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Anisetta.

Posted by: Johnny Ola at March 15, 2023 09:20 PM (Qzn2/)

150 The first time I drank Southern Comfort was 50 years ago. The last time was 48 years ago.
Posted by: N. Lurker
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I have an uncracked fifth that I inherited. The best suggestion that I have received is to bake a Southern Comfort cake. I've been looking at recipes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (hjwuP)

151 David Letterman Velcro Jump
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=9BnTj6P2rzc

Back when he was funny.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (gv7Yb)

152 N. Lurker

Female singer. Right? Right???

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

153 149 I'm a weirdo...I love black licorice/anise flavor.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:18 PM (gryET)

So do I.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

154 147 I've just watched a video of Teach Your Children as song by an Israeli singer who doesn't appear to be wearing a stitch of underwear.
I was engrossed.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

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I'm hoping the singer is a chick.

Please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (Qzn2/)

155 152 N. Lurker

Female singer. Right? Right???
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Of course.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

156

I'm hoping the singer is a chick.

Please.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 09:21 PM (Qzn2/)

I would have said Israeli chick but I was hoping that would be understood.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:23 PM (eGTCV)

157 So over the next couple of weeks, the length of daylight is going to increase rapidly.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 09:23 PM (Xrfse)

158 The vernal equinox is near, occurring on March 20, 21:24 Zulu.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 15, 2023 09:18 PM (f1Vqw)

You can stand an egg on it's pointy end during the equinox....about 10 minutes +/-

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 09:23 PM (AwYPR)

159 I've just watched a video of Teach Your Children as song by an Israeli singer who doesn't appear to be wearing a stitch of underwear.
I was engrossed.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

Please tell me Gal Gadot sings.
Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (anj39)

160 The question is will Conor McGregor punch Hannity's lights out? Another question is will Sean regale him with his tales of MMA training?

What is he doing on the show anyways!?

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (3byMq)

161 "The primary flavor in the drink is from anise, which gives it a robust licorice taste that lingers on your tongue for some time after you’ve drunk a shot of Jagermeister."

random comment found on "The Internet", which proves I am correct.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (Cus5s)

162
Please tell me Gal Gadot sings.
Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (anj39)

I'm sure she does.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

163 The last time I drank Jaeger, it was with Jackie Oliver, et al...and it went on into the wee hours. The next morning, I was on the track at Road America, and sorely regretted the previous evening's overindulgence.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2023 09:25 PM (hjwuP)

164 >>I'm a weirdo...I love black licorice/anise flavor.

I love licorice.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2023 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)

165 What is he doing on the show anyways!?

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:24 PM (3byMq)

Irishman? a real one?

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 09:26 PM (AwYPR)

166 Jaeger is great if you like your own vomit to taste like licorice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2023 09:26 PM (u73oe)

167 Black licorice was the first candy I turned down. Even as a 7 year old, I knew it was vile.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:27 PM (anj39)

168 Looks like eggs & sausage for dinner. Need to hit the grocery tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2023 09:27 PM (m0EjK)

169 Is Hannity blowing kisses at McGregor again? The whole thing makes me queasy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2023 09:28 PM (Jg7EG)

170 I've seen this movie...

@TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING ALERT 🚨 2.5 tons of uranium is missing from Libyan site, International Atomic Energy Agency says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:28 PM (jzzG8)

171 Germans look at Jaeger as something only drunks or idiots might drink heavily.

It's designed as an Apertif, to settle your stomach. Say after a nice steak dinner or whatever. A nice shot, ice cold.

Funf und funfzig herbs und spices, don't drink more than a couple shots.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2023 09:29 PM (ldF7/)

172 Were the Beaker People called the Beaker People because they made beakers or were beakers called beakers because they were made by the Beaker People?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

173 We are repairing icestorm damage and as a consequence are having a thorough re-arrangement of 4 rooms. I have found all kinds of stuff I though was lost, forgotten, discarded, or stolen. Exciting times, school picture of Mama Eromero 1943. She played hooky from school and married Pappy Eromero (so she could get his G.I. insurance when he got killed), then went back to school. Fortunately he didn't get killed or I wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (MF3yS)

174 It's designed as an Apertif, to settle your stomach.

Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (Xrfse)

175 hint: accept a shot of Jaeger, do not bring a bottle to the parade.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (Cus5s)

176 Hannity is so fucking lame his Joey impersonation is as good as his MMA skillz. I don't know. He ain't called him to the stage yet. Sean really needs to bring back his goofy little football cookies.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (3byMq)

177 Shot:

1/2 Jaegermeister
1/2 Stolichnaya 100proof

We called it -- the "Dead Nazi"

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (o0Fxd)

178 I have had Jaeger coffee liqueur but not actual Jaeger.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

179 >>Looks like eggs & sausage for dinner. Need to hit the grocery tomorrow.

Running low on eggs and sausage?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 15, 2023 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

180 Galliano...high dollar Italian Jaeger.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 09:32 PM (AwYPR)

181 172 Were the Beaker People called the Beaker People because they made beakers or were beakers called beakers because they were made by the Beaker People?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

Me me me me me. Me me ME me me me, MEEEE ME ME me me me. ME me me.

Posted by: Beaker at March 15, 2023 09:32 PM (La8Fd)

182 >> Two years ago we were heading for a big minimum, now, not so much.

Don't have a clue. This is poorly understood. Lots of theories. Solar activity appears to be increasing, and more normal.

We'll see what happens.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:32 PM (Mzdiz)

183 Also, Jaeger as my @30 indicates. To me it's just like coke syrup which I had only because that's what they used in the local bottling plant (in VT believe it or not).

Definitely licorice-y though. I loved it, as I said 'once'.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:33 PM (3byMq)

184 The best part of ordering anis is it sounds like you're requesting anus with a French accent.

Posted by: Zek at March 15, 2023 09:33 PM (GVdNr)

185 Conor's probably hawking his new appletini blend. Still no show yet.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:33 PM (3byMq)

186 Were the Beaker People called the Beaker People because they made beakers or were beakers called beakers because they were made by the Beaker People?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 15, 2023 09:29 PM (eGTCV)

Yes.

Posted by: BignJames at March 15, 2023 09:34 PM (AwYPR)

187 @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING ALERT 🚨 2.5 tons of uranium is missing from Libyan site, International Atomic Energy Agency says
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:28 PM (jzzG

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Fucking idiots.
One assumes this is low grade ore, a long way from the refined good stuff. But even that, done properly, can make who!e cities uninhabitable.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:34 PM (anj39)

188 and yes, Jagermeister is correct, except for the missing two dots over the 'a'.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:35 PM (Cus5s)

189 Were the Beaker People called the Beaker People because they made beakers or were beakers called beakers because they were made by the Beaker People?
Posted by: N. Lurker

Because basically Beakers broke bits of baby bottles before they bumped off the Babylonians. BURRRRRP~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:35 PM (jzzG8)

190 >> Looks like eggs & sausage for dinner.

Throw some grits in, and I'll be there.

"Breakfast for supper" is one of my favorites.

Miley has learnt how to make grits, but good now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)

191 Shot:

1/2 Jaegermeister
1/2 Stolichnaya 100proof

We called it -- the "Dead Nazi"
Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2023 09:30 PM (o0Fxd)
***

Great name for a drink.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:36 PM (anj39)

192 187 @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING ALERT 🚨 2.5 tons of uranium is missing from Libyan site, International Atomic Energy Agency says
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:28 PM (jzzG

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I'm sure in 1985 you can get uranium at every corner drug store. But in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

Posted by: Doc Brown at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (Qzn2/)

193 There was a very nice "after dinner" Italian drink...

"Grappa" which was a final pressing of the grape vines and seeds and fermented into a liqueur which was soft and smooth and aided the "digestion" of a large Italian dinner.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (J00IM)

194 Someone just asked me to make a Dirty Sanchez.
How do you make that?

Posted by: AOC From Back In the Day at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (GVdNr)

195 enriched uranium coins are more valuable than gold coins?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

196 It sure appears that gaslighting is taking more and more time to accomplish and thus the incompetence is leaking out of their evil fucking plans. What a shitshow. I believe absolutely nothing any media or this admin says so that saves time but not much of a positive really.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:39 PM (3byMq)

197 190 >> Looks like eggs & sausage for dinner.

Throw some grits in, and I'll be there.

"Breakfast for supper" is one of my favorites.

Miley has learnt how to make grits, but good now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:36 PM
Aunt Jemina, when it calls for 4 cups water to 1 cup grits use 3 cups of water and 1 cup whole milk. Thank me later.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 09:39 PM (MF3yS)

198
The vernal equinox is big in the computus of Easter. The basic rule, to first approximation is Easter is the first Sunday *after* the first full Moon occurring on or after the Equinox.

If you do that this year, you'll get Easter as April 9th, but some times that doesn't work as expected. First difference is the Ecclesiastical Equinox is defined to be March 21, always, no matter the date of the actual astronomical equinox.

The first full Moon on or after is dubbed the "Paschal full Moon" (this has to do with the old Jewish calendar defining Passover). Occasionally the Paschal date can differ from the astronomical date as well.

The computus of Easter was the main reason behind the Gregorian reform of the Julian calendar. The equinox was falling earlier and earlier, the seasons thus about 10 days behind (or ahead, depending on how you think about it) the Julian calendar.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:41 PM (Mzdiz)

199 'computus' ain't a word, dude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:43 PM (jzzG8)

200 199 'computus' ain't a word, dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:43 PM (jzzG

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I speak of the computus of love.

Posted by: Steve Miller at March 15, 2023 09:44 PM (Qzn2/)

201 199 'computus' ain't a word, dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:43 PM (jzzG

Deceptacon's Laptop Computer!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 09:44 PM (oHd/0)

202 ... and now I'm thinking how it's spelled as used in Steve Miller Band's Space Cowboy.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:44 PM (3byMq)

203 194 Someone just asked me to make a Dirty Sanchez.
How do you make that?
Posted by: AOC From Back In the Day at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (GVdNr)

Well, first Daddy Senor has to love Mammacita very mucho... then...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 09:45 PM (oHd/0)

204 crap, that's not the song title though, is it. Maurice? drawing a blank.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:46 PM (3byMq)

205
It's a Latin word, of course. Computus Paschalis was an early treatise on this, goes way back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)

206 2.5 tons of uranium is missing from Libyan site, International Atomic Energy Agency says

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: SVB at March 15, 2023 09:47 PM (Xrfse)

207 204 crap, that's not the song title though, is it. Maurice? drawing a blank.
Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:46 PM (3byMq)

Pompatus of love...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2023 09:48 PM (oHd/0)

208 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at March 15, 2023 09:48 PM (Q/6pY)

209 204 The Joker

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

210 Well, first Daddy Senor has to love Mammacita very mucho... then...

Welp, there goes my keyboard and my display.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 15, 2023 09:49 PM (Xrfse)

211 209 204 The Joker
Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

WHERE?

Posted by: Batman at March 15, 2023 09:49 PM (oHd/0)

212 Steve Miller had some really good songs.

One I could never figure on was the beat jump in 'Junior Saw It Happen' which happens just once on the get in to the guitar solo.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:50 PM (3byMq)

213 >193 There was a very nice "after dinner" Italian drink...

"Grappa" which was a final pressing of the grape vines and seeds and fermented into a liqueur which was soft and smooth and aided the "digestion" of a large Italian dinner.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (J00IM)

Local Italian joint does an Amerana cherry infused grappa - house made. Perfect finish to a meal.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:50 PM (gryET)

214 189 Were the Beaker People called the Beaker People because they made beakers or were beakers called beakers because they were made by the Beaker People?
Posted by: N. Lurker

Because basically Beakers broke bits of baby bottles before they bumped off the Babylonians. BURRRRRP~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2023 09:35 PM

The Beaker people all looked like Beaker from the Muppets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 15, 2023 09:52 PM (r46W7)

215 Joker yes thanks. I was ruminating and had gotten to roughly the 'woooo-oooo' part with no luck whatsoever.
He does mention Space Cowboy early on though. heh.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:52 PM (3byMq)

216 211 that was really cute. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

217 Someone just asked me to make a Dirty Sanchez.
How do you make that?
Posted by: AOC From Back In the Day at March 15, 2023 09:37 PM (GVdNr)

Baileys
Tequila
Kaluha
Equal quantities.
Pour into a shaker with ice, shake and serve in shot glasses.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:52 PM (anj39)

218 Remember...no matter what ever else happens..

Joe Effin Biden is our President.

"Nods head."

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:52 PM (J00IM)

219 >> Steve Miller had some really good songs.

My favorite, "Big Ol' Jet Airliner". No better driving music than that.

https://tinyurl.com/yyarauya

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 15, 2023 09:53 PM (Mzdiz)

220 Oof. I'd better start warming up for the ONT.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 09:53 PM (Qzn2/)

221 "The first full Moon on or after is dubbed the "Paschal full Moon" (this has to do with the old Jewish calendar defining Passover)."

yeah, "Easter" (not really a Bible term) was related to Passover. JC was our (Christian) Passover lamb. But the various feasts of harvests are significant to the culture of the time. ... Today I guess the Woke Religion is about ? feasting on children?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:53 PM (Cus5s)

222 >yeah, "Easter" (not really a Bible term) was related to Passover. JC was our (Christian) Passover lamb. But the various feasts of harvests are significant to the culture of the time. ... Today I guess the Woke Religion is about ? feasting on children?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 09:53 PM (Cus5s)

Soooo...if I smear the blood of a tranny on my lintel my kids will be safe?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (gryET)

223 217

Just put that onto a 3X5 card for my drink "Rolodex"

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (J00IM)

224 > >> Two years ago we were heading for a big minimum, now, not so much.

Don't have a clue. This is poorly understood. Lots of theories. Solar activity appears to be increasing, and more normal.

We'll see what happens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
___________

We have, what, about 500 years of solar studies. The time between a Maunder Minimum and the next is... what? Who knows, we haven't seen one or have any sort of records since the mid-late 1700's IIRC. Plus the sun wobbles as it races around the galactic arm, forces put on it by the planets, other stars, gas, etc.

All that more or less has a hand in dictating how much variance there will be in solar output.

Or... I could be full of shit. Either way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (Q4IgG)

225 215, yes, space cowboy, Maurice, pompatus of love, peaches, trees, all kinds of stuff in that sing.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

226 ZOD.
Posted by: ZOD at March 15, 2023 09:48 PM (Q/6pY)

*genuflects*

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (anj39)

227 BREAKING ALERT 🚨 2.5 tons of uranium is missing from Libyan site, International Atomic Energy Agency says
Posted by: weft cut-loop

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (KAi1n)

228 * song

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 09:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

229 So, how do I put this? The Left are not "bowing to the trans agenda".

They are *setting* the agenda and using trannies to accomplish everything they ever intended in their craven black hearts.

As my Brit lass wife says, "small difference, but all the difference".

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 09:58 PM (BXxcV)

230 228

"We are the Champions"

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:59 PM (J00IM)

231 Just put that onto a 3X5 card for my drink "Rolodex"
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 09:55 PM (J00IM)

Replace the tequila with amaretto. Pour the drink in layers into a large shot glass. Serve with whipped cream on top. Called a Blow Job.
You drink it with...ahhh...no hands.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 09:59 PM (anj39)

232 Remember...no matter what ever else happens..

Joe Effin Biden is our President.

"Nods head."
Posted by: Nightwatch

Sounds like something one would say before opening the 5th of Jager. IOW, tomorrow may take care of itself.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 09:59 PM (3byMq)

233 213 Grappa tastes like diesel fuel. But it is good in El Fumo, a pasta with a smokey red sauce.

Posted by: Piper at March 15, 2023 10:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

234 ZOD

Salutes...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 10:00 PM (J00IM)

235 "Plus the sun wobbles as it races around the galactic arm, forces put on it by the planets, other stars, gas, etc."

Plus the Earth doesn't just spin, it wobbles as well. Lotta complex movements going on. Then there's SMOD. And then there's the next megagigantic volcanic eruption which could be on land or under the sea -- we get another Toba and it's lights-out folks.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 15, 2023 10:02 PM (KAi1n)

236 231

DUDE!!! Now I have to start another card!

These things are rare ya know...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 10:02 PM (J00IM)

237 Life is good sitting with friends, drinking wine and talking of the best of life on a beautiful evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2023 10:03 PM (maP+T)

238 We came, we saw, he died, - with 2.5 tons of uranium!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 15, 2023 10:03 PM (Jg7EG)

239 "Soooo...if I smear the blood of a tranny on my lintel my kids will be safe?"

safer, as long as you don't get caught. But I just saw some recent case where a TX guy will not be charged for killing a predator that was raping his kid, or some such. Can't find the link.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 10:04 PM (Cus5s)

240 DUDE!!! Now I have to start another card!

These things are rare ya know...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 10:02 PM (J00IM)

Ha!
Most people remember their first blow job.
Just saying.

But yeah, can't remember the last time I saw a rolodex.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 10:04 PM (anj39)

241 Still no nood.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 15, 2023 10:05 PM (iKFmR)

242 You know, when Mussolini was in power the ONT showed up on time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 15, 2023 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)

243 Still no nood.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 15, 2023 10:05 PM (iKFmR)

Everything has been late today.
Those Ides are at it again.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2023 10:06 PM (anj39)

244 233

AH, but Piper, there are so many different types depending on the grape leftovers used...some are mighty tasty and they all will settle your stomach.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 15, 2023 10:07 PM (J00IM)

245 ZOD Nude ? Dude !

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 15, 2023 10:07 PM (iKFmR)

246 Diogenes @ 240- most remember their first blowjob, some can't remember their last blowjob.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2023 10:07 PM (MF3yS)

247

Ze ONT, she is NOOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at March 15, 2023 10:08 PM (e+p92)

248 I love the unequal rant about how african-americans are incarcerated.

Joggers are there own worst enemies. Dumbasses.

Posted by: micky at March 15, 2023 10:09 PM (3byMq)

249 There may be a time warp in the AoS continuum. Clocks take time to adjust, realities may change.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2023 10:09 PM (Cus5s)

250 >>They are *setting* the agenda and using trannies to accomplish everything they ever intended in their craven black hearts. Posted by: ... at March 15, 2023 09:58 PM (BXxcV)

Zod uses sexual eccentrics to spread mulch and plant azaleas.

Then? Then they are dismissed.

Posted by: ZOD at March 15, 2023 10:10 PM (Q/6pY)

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