Quick Hits

At the Gridiron Dinner, where Pence hobnobbed with his Journalist Friends and attacked Trump and MAGA generally, he made a small joke about Mayor Butt.

He said Mayor Butt was the first person to "have a child" and wind up giving everyone else "post-partum depression."

It's not a good joke, and it doesn't really make sense, but it's a comment about Mayor Butt going on Secret Paternity Leave for six months and refusing to do his job while immense container ships stacked up in the ocean, unable to discharge their cargoes.

It's not homophobic at all. In fact, he even said that Mayor Butt "ha[d] a child," which he obviously didn't.

But it was a joke that cut anyway, so the Biden Administration has to pretend it's Homophobia Which We Must Not Tolerate:

KJP weighs in on Pence's joke.
@PressSec: "The former vice president's homophobic joke about Secretary Buttigieg was offensive and inappropriate, all the more so because he treated women suffering from postpartum depression as a punchline."

Right, right, right. When you say women, do you mean women, or vagina-having persons? It's all so confusing now. Shouldn't he also apologize to men? Aren't you guys always telling us, "Yes, men can give birth, too."

What are you a bigot, Stupid?

Thanks to Anonosaurus Wrecks.

The petulant, stupid Diversity Hire then told the Washington Blade (DC's second biggest gay activist paper, after from the Washington Post):

On Monday, Jean-Pierre told The Washington Blade, a liberal LGBTQ outlet, that Pence's joke was "homophobic," "offensive" and "inappropriate," and called on him to apologize "to women and LGBTQ people."

Again, real women or, you know, Democrat-style Newwomen? Please specify.

A Pence spokesman attacked the lesbian Kitchen Witch for her "faux outrage."

"The Biden administration should spare America the faux outrage," Pence adviser and former chief of staff Marc Short told Fox News Digital. "The hypocrisy is especially rich considering their own Secretary of State Antony Blinken joked that he yearned for 'the old days' when 'Jews did all the work.'"
"The White House would be wise to focus less on placating the woke police and focus more on bank failures, planes nearly colliding in midair, train derailments, and the continued supply chain crisis," he added.

Pointing out Democrat hypocrisy and double-standards should start bearing fruit any day now. Any. Day. Now.

Biden: When I was a senior in high school before Kennedy was president, I had an epiphany that I supported gay marriage.

This must have been shortly before his many undocumented Freedom Marches in Selma.

Biden: “I can remember exactly when my epiphany [on supporting gay marriage] was ... I was a senior in high school. And my dad was dropping me off and I remember I was about to get out of the car and I looked to my right and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other." pic.twitter.com/0aHlUQ7ghJ
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 14, 2023

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Weird how Biden, normally so voluble, kept this story in his vest for 55 years.

Richard Grenell
@RichardGrenell
So the DC media will just ignore this whopper of a lie?!
@JoeBiden said gay people were national security threats when he was a Senator. He also campaigned against gay marriage as VP.
@kalpenn journalism is a joke. @maggieNYT @jonkarl

Kal Penn joined the Obama Administration in 2008. This is not "journalism," this is a Democrat operative acting as window dressing for a Democrat politician's campaign speeches disguised as responses in an "interview."

.@kalpenn to Biden: “You obviously understand the existential threat that young people feel when it comes to climate — How do you balance that with the immediate concerns of babysitting Congress?" pic.twitter.com/GcBwec76DM
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 14, 2023

I'll allow it.

This is so highly triggering that after watching it once, I began shaking so hard that my front tooth came loose. pic.twitter.com/DluL7gJ6xc
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) February 27, 2023

Worms rained down on people and vehicles in Beijing, the capital of China. After the astonishing incident, authorities warned citizens to use umbrellas when they leave the house... pic.twitter.com/0Z68fYSTVZ
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) March 12, 2023

If a person in some parts of China crosses the street in the improper location, the facial recognition technology will immediately send them to a public shame board, connect them to their bank card, and deduct the amount of the fine pic.twitter.com/5ZOEXqh7aD
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) March 13, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:02 PM

Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 14, 2023 07:03 PM (bqiMv)

2 Inflation drops to 6%
Now equals increase in eahrs

Posted by: Paul at March 14, 2023 07:03 PM (7e0F5)

3 Every once in a while, strange things rain from the sky. Sometimes it's frogs. Sometimes it's hail. Sometimes it's worms. I was on BYU campus one day when salt started raining from the sky. Just straight bits of salt.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:05 PM (V1QHJ)

4 Worms ? End of the World ?

Posted by: runner at March 14, 2023 07:07 PM (V13WU)

5 This is like the Iran-Iraq War, you hope both sides lose.

The Press Muppet vs the MilkTwat

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2023 07:07 PM (AtRkB)

6 Traditional wife is cute

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2023 07:07 PM (fUnHJ)

7 boooooobiiiiiiiiieeeees

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:08 PM (VTu1l)

8 So was that a Council of Worms in Beijing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2023 07:08 PM (AtRkB)

9 I wonder if Bill Gates sea worms on cars and thinks, yum, dinner.

Probably not.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 14, 2023 07:08 PM (6Tc2R)

10 Raining vermi manna from heaven

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2023 07:08 PM (fUnHJ)

11 How can you be homophobic and offend women at the same time? Was he cracking on lesbians?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

12 WHy shouldn't they use umbrellas if it is raining worms ??

Posted by: runner at March 14, 2023 07:10 PM (V13WU)

13 Traditional Wife has some giant bazoombas.

Jeremy Grey: You motor boatin' son of a b**ch.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2023 07:10 PM (up/3i)

14 I think TradWife is a schtick, but I don't care. I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

15 I was on BYU campus one day when salt started raining from the sky. Just straight bits of salt.

********

I watched a news segment reporting on people hearing the sound of trumpets in the sky, and nobody could figure out where it was coming from.

They brought on meteorological scientists who explained that the sounds were generated form the bipolar magnetic axis clashing with ions in the air which reverse the polarity of antimatter

I sensed they knew fuck all what they were talking about

I say, what chapter of revelations are we on again?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:11 PM (VTu1l)

16 Biden's epiphany on gay marriage occurred when Corn Pop and his gang ran a train on his white ass in the locker room of Scranton's first integrated public pool.

Posted by: They loved his blond leg hairs at March 14, 2023 07:11 PM (La8Fd)

17 @11

>>How can you be homophobic and offend women at the same time? Was he cracking on lesbians?

You can't, it doesn't matter, these people are maniacs and completely out of their f**king minds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2023 07:11 PM (up/3i)

18 So a tornado hit somebody's worm farm?

I didn't see large clods of dirt accompanying them, so it couldn't be that the Chicoms were blowing up the ground somewhere.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2023 07:11 PM (AWwA/)

19 Raining worms
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Eh it's probably fine.

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (BXxcV)

20 Now equals increase in eahrs

Yes ... well ... err ..hmm ... whatever you say, retard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

21 Well... I already did Plagues of Locusts... and Frogs... and Fire...

Posted by: God at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (oHd/0)

22 I think TradWife is a schtick, but I don't care. I would hit that like the fist of an angry god.

***************

hopefully you dont mean the god of soy and vegetarianism

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (VTu1l)

23 Anti-woke hottie has a nice rant.

https://bit.ly/3JHlgYC

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (V1QHJ)

24 so Biden's dad didn't serve in WW2 and was intimately familiar with homosexual culture in the 1950's.

things that make you go hmmm, he must suck cock.

Posted by: x at March 14, 2023 07:12 PM (ZBPE2)

25 Pence got a funny? Well, good for him.

I don't think Chinese traffic enforcement is something I would love, but then it's pretty mild compared to living in Singapore.

Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2023 07:13 PM (DTm0P)

26 Worms rained down on people and vehicles in Beijing, the capital of China.

I'll bet the fishing was particularly good.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2023 07:13 PM (Xrfse)

27 Man, a bunch of people should put on Hunter Biden masks and go wilding in downtown Beijing.

Posted by: mrp at March 14, 2023 07:13 PM (rj6Yv)

28 Yeah Trad Wife is gorgeous and adorable but its an act, she's just doing a bit. She's some instagram "model" doing a skit. I appreciate the skit and I love how she looks though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2023 07:13 PM (0hOvj)

29 Dr. Jebrah can looks like she's been feasting on Chinese Sky Worms.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 14, 2023 07:13 PM (nnp+f)

30 Uh, Biden voted FOR the Defense of Marriage Act, which Federalized the outlaw of Gay Marriage.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:14 PM (oHd/0)

31 But it was a joke that cut anyway, so the Biden Administration has to pretend it's Homophobia Which We Must Not Tolerate

So Pence's new friends don't really like or respect him. What a shock.

Posted by: B. Arnold at March 14, 2023 07:14 PM (xttsV)

32 I’m in love.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2023 07:14 PM (/UtnQ)

33 I see the libtard is posting again...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 14, 2023 07:14 PM (S7une)

34 Yeah Trad Wife is gorgeous and adorable but its an act, she's just doing a bit. She's some instagram "model" doing a skit.

*****************

thank you for urinating on the 1.7 seconds where I had hope there was still some of these left and was happy

back to chambering a bullet in my gun again

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:16 PM (VTu1l)

35 How could someone be convicted of rape when we have no idea on what sex the biological identity of creature that was raped?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2023 07:16 PM (B/7uq)

36 >>Biden: “I can remember exactly when my epiphany [on supporting gay marriage] was ... I was a senior in high school.

That will come as a surprise to Senator Joe Biden who said while he was in the Senate that gays could present a national security risk if they were allowed in the military.

Being a politician when you are allowed to lie constantly and never get called on it has got to be a breeze.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2023 07:16 PM (ZLI7S)

37 2 Inflation drops to 6%
Now equals increase in eahrs
Posted by: Paul at March 14, 2023 07:03 PM (7e0F5)

And going by past trends, will be readjusted up in a couple of weeks, after the news cycle spins.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (oHd/0)

38 I do wish more women would pay attention to the response to Trad Wife, that video makes men stomp a foot and howl like a wolf. We'd cut off a leg just for a chance to make that girl a wife. That's exactly what we're looking for: a hot, gorgeous girl who takes care of us while we take care of them.

But there's so many that hate her and scream at her and think she's evil. Look around you stupid... girls... this is how you land a man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (0hOvj)

39 Woman seems very nice

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (xhxe8)

40 back to chambering a bullet in my gun again
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Check out comment 23 first

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (fUnHJ)

41 The newest AI, GPT-4, was released today. In the demo, in addition to the stuff we've already seen AI do like write letters, they showed it was able to read handwriting and do stuff like figure out your taxes. It understands spoken language and identifies and analyzes vision with a camera. It scored a 1400 on an SAT test it was given.

Scaling hypothesis still holds; that's very scary.

Everyone will tell themselves that the AI doesn't REALLY understand anything though, as if that actually matters in terms of danger, so we'll deluxe ourselves a little longer.

Posted by: Locarno at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (Dv+Z5)

42 Oooh, look at Pence. So edgy.

F*ck you, GOP. If Pence is the candidate I stay home. No negotiations. It's my duty, same as his on the 6th

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:18 PM (/BX3R)

43 >>>Yeah Trad Wife is gorgeous and adorable but its an act, she's just doing a bit. She's some instagram "model" doing a skit.

are you telling me strippers aren't really interested in my Blogging Stories?!>!

Posted by: ace at March 14, 2023 07:18 PM (BvUNN)

44 "I also have to say that this is a very, very craven attempt to appeal to the MAGA base yet again. Once they decide to run for president, they’ve got to get this deplorable base on their side in order to win the primary. That’s what they keep doing over and over again. That includes Trump, of course, the king of all of it and also DeSantis and now Pence because he wants to run for president, and that is a pathetic situation, in my opinion."

-- Joy Behar, remarking on Pence's "joke"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2023 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

45 Inflation drops to 6%

On which planet?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2023 07:19 PM (Xrfse)

46 Every once in a while, strange things rain from the sky. Sometimes it's frogs. Sometimes it's hail. Sometimes it's worms. I was on BYU campus one day when salt started raining from the sky. Just straight bits of salt.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:05 PM (V1QHJ)

Gee, ya don't suppose a small tornado scoured the Bonneville Salt Flats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:19 PM (tkR6S)

47 You know, I wonder how much of the Ukraine/Putin stuff is based on a desire to create a boogeyman for everyday people who are watching their lives and savings be destroyed to direct two minute hate towards.

Shame it's not working.

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:19 PM (/BX3R)

48 Anti-woke hottie has a nice rant.

I read that as rack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

49 Inflation drops to 6%

--

Meaning official inflation is still 6%

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:20 PM (/BX3R)

50 GPT-4, "I have the greatest confidence in my mission."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2023 07:20 PM (AtRkB)

51 It scored a 1400 on an SAT test it was given.

--

Of course it did. It's literally a search engine. Why wouldn't it answer every question perfectly?

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:20 PM (/BX3R)

52 Winds are up again, heard a double thump, better go look around windows

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (xhxe8)

53 49 Inflation drops to 6%

--

Meaning official inflation is still 6%
Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:20 PM (/BX3R)

Readjusted to 8% next month.... and really 13% if you use the historic inflation formulas.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (oHd/0)

54 On which planet?

****************

I'd say Uranus but even that planet wouldn't be that anal

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (VTu1l)

55 That Russian A/C that hit the US Drone was shot down by me. I went outside of the West Wing and asked a SS Agent to get my a Stinger and I aimed it at the Mig and hit it on the first try. God's honest truth and just anyone that was there with me, CornPop, and my buddy the Amtrak Conductor today....

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (B/7uq)

56 Trad Wife is adorable. I assume she is, generally, what the 'ettes look like, probably. Maybe.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (fs1hN)

57 before his many undocumented Freedom Marches in Selma.

To be fair, I have seen his statements reported many times by the media. You can hardly call that undocumented, Sir!

Posted by: Throckmorton Wilford Throckmorton IV at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)

58 Can't the Chinese just wear masks?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2023 07:21 PM (eYoxG)

59 At 6% inflation, prices double every 12 years.

The more you know ...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

60 Wonder what the error rate for facial recognition is with Asian faces.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 14, 2023 07:24 PM (xPl2J)

61 Trad wife is rocking' it.
The stay at home mom is a luxury any more.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2023 07:24 PM (jTmQV)

62 Kal Penn joined the Obama Administration in 2008.
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And killed him off in House M.D. that pleased me because I knew they couldn't return him to the series once he effed up in the 0 admin.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:25 PM (Vwz3I)

63 @60

>>Wonder what the error rate for facial recognition is with Asian faces.

Probably 100 pct.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2023 07:25 PM (up/3i)

64 If you have kids or grandkids, be sure and watch their shows with them. Here's a show aimed at pre-schoolers that is teaching the audience what non-binary means.

https://bit.ly/3yEOSzy

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:25 PM (V1QHJ)

65 Trad wife is rocking' it.

I think she has a pleasingly plump caboose but it's hard to tell.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

66 did Pete Bootyjudge pay cash for the baby or use a credit card? I wonder if there is a product code for that?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 14, 2023 07:25 PM (zkgtz)

67 Biden is lying his ass off about the wind powered electric generating station.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 14, 2023 07:26 PM (dTFZY)

68 Sundowner's story his dad was fine with gheyness has been out before, didn't buy it then either.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2023 07:26 PM (xhxe8)

69 SAT Tests were a scam. Why did you have to take the test? Measures what? I was told my score of 1150 was low and going to college and anything technical would be a challenge for me. I have BS in EE, was a AF Aviator, Controlled Satellites from Falcon AFB, and was in Cheyenne Mtn Command Center watching USSR and PRC launches and report them up the chain as a threat or non threat to the CONUS.

I guess a 1300 SAT and a BA in Animal Husbandry while working at McDonalds proves how smart this Transgender thing is compared to me.

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at March 14, 2023 07:27 PM (B/7uq)

70 I think it's a pretty funny joke and not homophobic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:27 PM (FUVRY)

71 Oh hell yes! June Cleaver during the day, titty fucking at night!
If I was her son ida breast fed til I was 16!

Posted by: JROD at March 14, 2023 07:27 PM (krWyk)

72 It's worms all the way down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2023 07:29 PM (Q4IgG)

73 Stay at home moms work their butts off. I know a few, one has 4 kids ranging from 2 to 13 years of age. No one has to rock her to sleep at night.
Hubby works 3 jobs, school bus driver, apartment manager and pastor on Sundays.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2023 07:29 PM (jTmQV)

74 Defrosting some mini creme puffs. Will have to go for a walk.

Posted by: Infidel at March 14, 2023 07:29 PM (tITEI)

75 I think it's a pretty funny joke and not homophobic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:27 PM (FUVRY)

Mocking the ever-loving shit out of them is not homophobic. I mean, their "loving" LITERALLY involves intimate contact with shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM (tkR6S)

76 If the Face Kotex works so well, then why all the Chinese people wearing their Face Kotex still dying of the Wuhan Virus ????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM (p3lya)

77 > Gee, ya don't suppose a small tornado scoured the Bonneville Salt Flats?

That is what I suppose, yes. Why'd you phrase your question as if I didn't realize that possibility on my own?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM (V1QHJ)

78 Chuck Martel

The 'ettes have better personalities and hugs.

They can be Trad wives, and take charge Fems at will.

Advantage: ettes.

Pro tip: Ben Had can cook like a wonderful Trad wife, and kick your ass if you get out of line. Or so I heard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

79 Bullshit by bribe'em. When he was in high school you have never seen that display in a public setting.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:31 PM (X5Cn3)

80 I find nuclear triggers to be triggering.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (yO2ME)

81 Songpinganq @songpinganq
China's Skynet Explained In Detail.

The country has 600,000,000 CCTV surveillance cameras now, half of the world total.
https://tinyurl.com/5dhjtkvy

4 minutes of video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

82 Who will be the first Moron to find Trad Wife's OnlyFans?

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (MpOGS)

83 I think traditional wife is a send up of traditional wives, but it's another acting routine to make money and get hits which would totally absolutely something nobody else does on the net. And she is cute in a totally augmented boob job way with the possibly died hair,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (oUNeL)

84 At 6% inflation, prices double every 12 years.
-

So then if it only takes two years...

Posted by: Remember when BBC reported WTC7 had fallen due to fire 20 minutes before it collapsed? at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (xD+jF)

85 >>I read that as rack.

same

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (ZLI7S)

86 "...then why all the Chinese people wearing their Face Kotex..."
To frustrate the facial recognition software.
For real. I would too if I lived in such a regime as described above.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2023 07:33 PM (jTmQV)

87 >>> 81 Songpinganq @songpinganq
China's Skynet Explained In Detail.

The country has 600,000,000 CCTV surveillance cameras now, half of the world total.
https://tinyurl.com/5dhjtkvy

4 minutes of video
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

The uniparty is jealous.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 14, 2023 07:33 PM (llON8)

88 I think traditional wife is a send up of traditional wives, but it's another acting routine to make money and get hits which would totally absolutely something nobody else does on the net. And she is cute in a totally augmented boob job way with the possibly died hair,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (oUNeL)

Meow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

89 Dad working and Mom home is idyllic. And that mom is awesome ... bonus points if she participates in home schooling 3-8 kids.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (Cus5s)

90 If a person in some parts of China crosses the street in the improper location, the facial recognition technology will immediately send them to a public shame board, connect them to their bank card, and deduct the amount of the fine.

Art imitates life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rVQGT01Kzg

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (WusEB)

91 Joe Biden lies like people breathe.

Involuntarily and without thinking about it.

I blame those assholes in Delaware who voted this sexually disordered lying criminal into office for 36 years which gave him access to higher office.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

92 That is what I suppose, yes. Why'd you phrase your question as if I didn't realize that possibility on my own?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM (V1QHJ)

Sorry if I seemed to be picking on you. I was just riffing on the commonly-held belief that rains of unusual stuff from the sky invariably mean some sort of Divine action.

I'm holding out for a rain of Bikini Babes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (tkR6S)

93 Don't ask Joe Biden to explain animal husbandry.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (Vwz3I)

94 And lots of people did have post partum depression because he went on leave when all the airline screwups happened.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (oUNeL)

95
lol @ "chinese facial recognition!!"

1. china's "technology" barely works half the time
2. chinese people all look alike

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (58Lyk)

96 SAT Tests were a scam. Why did you have to take the test? Measures what? I was told my score of 1150 was low and going to college and anything technical would be a challenge for me. I have BS in EE, was a AF Aviator, Controlled Satellites from Falcon AFB, and was in Cheyenne Mtn Command Center watching USSR and PRC launches and report them up the chain as a threat or non threat to the CONUS.

I guess a 1300 SAT and a BA in Animal Husbandry while working at McDonalds proves how smart this Transgender thing is compared to me.
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at March
***"
Not a scam. Soon your Doctor will have a 1050 SAT...Oh wait. No SAT.
Your doctor will graduate from Harvard Med because she showed up black brown queer whatever.

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (OUiUM)

97 > Sorry if I seemed to be picking on you. I was just riffing on the commonly-held belief that rains of unusual stuff from the sky invariably mean some sort of Divine action.

Understood. No worries.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (V1QHJ)

98 She makes linen garments and sells them, and supplies the merchants with sashes.
She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come.
She speaks with wisdom, and faithful instruction is on her tongue.
She watches over the affairs of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness.
Her children arise and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her:
“Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
Honor her for all that her hands have done, and let her works bring her praise at the city gate.
-- Proverbs 31: 24-31

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

99 FenelonSpoke

I wished silicone was used for sealing drafts and not inflating torsos. There. I said it. Natural women are wonderful.
The real key is "Does she care for you?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

100 Every once in a while, strange things rain from the sky. Sometimes it's frogs. Sometimes it's hail. Sometimes it's worms. I was on BYU campus one day when salt started raining from the sky. Just straight bits of salt.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:05 PM (V1QHJ)

Think caterpillars came off of moth pupae in trees and they get blown around to spread the babies faster than they can crawl. Saw it once or twice in Ohio I think.

Also remember toads erupting out of sewer lines leading to the nearby creek every year.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:35 PM (eoQWY)

101 79 Bullshit by bribe'em. When he was in high school you have never seen that display in a public setting.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:31 PM (X5Cn3)

So, High School for Biden would have been... 1956 to 1960?

Yeah... LOTS of gay spit swapping then. You know, because back then gay WAS considered a mental problem... 'changed' in 1973.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:36 PM (oHd/0)

102 Buttigieg's twins are adorable & it was so wonderful of their dear mother to arrange for their adoption. However, Pete and Chasten - yuk & yuk.

Biden, Liar in Chief: "I can remember exactly when my epiphany was," Biden began. "I hadn't thought about it much, to tell you the truth. I was a senior in high school and my dad was dropping me off. I remember about to get out of the car, and I looked to my right and two well-dressed men in suits kissed each other."

According to Biden, he turned to his father, who said, "Joey, it's simple. They love each other."

Biden, during the interview, agreed with his father's words and asserted that he was not joking about the story.

"It doesn't matter whether it's same-sex or heterosexual couple. They should be able to be married. What is the problem?" he said.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 14, 2023 07:36 PM (GshMh)

103 Bullshit by bribe'em. When he was in high school you have never seen that display in a public setting.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:31 PM (X5Cn3)

Even the Mafia administer the Kiss of Death in private.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:36 PM (tkR6S)

104 So was that a Council of Worms in Beijing?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2023 07:08 PM (AtRkB)

Diet of Worms. 1521

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:36 PM (eoQWY)

105 I know plenty of nice girls who are like TradWife.

Problem for them is simple: they are way out of men's leagues. When I was in school, I always asked out the best of the best, because I knew I was gonna get shot down (so why not go down in glory?) but these girls never really had a chance.

Girl I knew, law student, piano undergrad, looked fantastic, was sweet and kind and the kind of girl you'd crawl over glass to take home to mom. I never had a chance (she had at least minimal standards) but boy, I did give it the old college try! Thankfully for her she finally found a great guy, but dang... I feel sorry for your Ette's sometimes. I prefer my half of the species, chasing after your half, rather than your half, having to settle for us men.

Posted by: GanGanowicz at March 14, 2023 07:37 PM (AxRGS)

106 I'm holding out for a rain of Bikini Babes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM

Swedish Bikini Team or the cast of Girls Babes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

107 The thing about facial recognition tied to being able to directly fine you is right where the dems want to go.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:38 PM (X5Cn3)

108 I was just riffing on the commonly-held belief that rains of unusual stuff from the sky invariably mean some sort of Divine action.

I'm holding out for a rain of Bikini Babes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (tkR6S)

Thank you, God!

Posted by: That kid from Animal House who had a coed fly through his window and land in bed with him at March 14, 2023 07:38 PM (4I/2K)

109 And she is cute in a totally augmented boob job way with the possibly died hair,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:32 PM (oUNeL)
.
Some women have large natural breasts, you know. They looked natural to me

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)

110 It's raining Fems, Hallelujah!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

111 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

No really. She had a cute face. I'm just not really impressed by boob jobs and I less impressed by women doing little acting routines on Tik Tok which is a Chinese Ap.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (oUNeL)

112 "Again, real women or, you know, Democrat-style Newwomen?"

So "whoa-men"?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (K1tV2)

113 We are only a stream of consciousness from Brandon telling us about the First Time he sucked cock.
You know it's going to happen.

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (OUiUM)

114 Sorry if I seemed to be picking on you. I was just riffing on the commonly-held belief that rains of unusual stuff from the sky invariably mean some sort of Divine action.

I'm holding out for a rain of Bikini Babes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (tkR6S)

I can see the powerful god looking at a list - "Write what i want in the sky in letters of fire", no too easy. "Tablet on a mountaintop in writing" - no legalistic....
I know, rain of frogs! that will get the message across!!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (eoQWY)

115 No really. She had a cute face. I'm just not really impressed by boob jobs and I less impressed by women doing little acting routines on Tik Tok which is a Chinese Ap.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (oUNeL)

Because you're a woman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:40 PM (yQpMk)

116 Every spring we have these tiny spiders that "rain from the sky." You can see their silk strands in the sunlight.

They migrate. Like 100's of miles. Not the "Joro" spiders that are invasive. These guys are tiny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2023 07:40 PM (Q4IgG)

117 Joe Biden lies like people breathe.

Involuntarily and without thinking about it.

I blame those assholes in Delaware who voted this sexually disordered lying criminal into office for 36 years which gave him access to higher office.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2023 07:34 PM (R/m4+)

it used to be that even the democrats realized his constant lying disqualified him from higher office. Back they were sane.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2023 07:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

118 Covid lockdowns actually caused a lot of moms to become stay at home moms. Specially with all the teachers union tantrums.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2023 07:40 PM (fUnHJ)

119 Pro tip: Ben Had can cook like a wonderful Trad wife, and kick your ass if you get out of line. Or so I heard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:30 PM

You should hope it's only a kickin'.

Posted by: Ben Had's Kitchen Table at March 14, 2023 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:38 PM (Mzdiz)

You may be correct. I only watched it once when I saw it the first time, but we had a number of men who said they were fake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (oUNeL)

121 >facial recognition technology will immediately send them to a public shame board, connect them to their bank card

------------

Also known as every Democrats wet dream.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (gryET)

122 Swedish Bikini Team or the cast of Girls Babes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2023 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

I was thinking of Joe Mannix' stable, but I'd settle for Swedish Bikini Team. Cast of "Girls"? That's more in the sphere of Animal Husbandry, I think.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (tkR6S)

123 China's 15-minute cities...

Songpinganq @songpinganq
#15minutecity in China = Hunger Games district.

Each neighborhood district is separated by a fence wall. There are 2 to 4 Gates per district. If you want to get in or leave your district, you will need a face scan (your Digital ID).

https://tinyurl.com/yc3bw43c
Two very short videos, including one with a cute woman on a motor-scooter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

124 Bullshit by bribe'em. When he was in high school you have never seen that display in a public setting.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:31 PM (X5Cn3)

Concur. Even today in heavily populated and active sodomite held areas like Key West it is rare to see intimate kissing during business hours. At night or festival time it's a different story. If anything you see the sodomites hugging and grab assing out in public but not the Ward And June Cleaver Have A Good Day Kiss.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

125 We need to do a DNA test on Mayor Pete to determine if the joke was racist or not.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (h1jJh)

126 Ben Had's Kitchen Table

LOL. Sorta.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

127 You chose your crowd, Pency. Fucking enjoy the lols.

Posted by: The Donkeys at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (kGtj5)

128 Mike Pence
Mumford and Sons
Black Rifle Coffee Co.

They all have something in common.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (iKBwy)

129 Nothing wrong with a trad wife. I've known a number of them-very fine and devoted womenThey don't do little routines on the internet

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (oUNeL)

130
Can't the Chinese just wear masks?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I thought they all did anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

131 I watched a news segment reporting on people hearing the sound of trumpets in the sky, and nobody could figure out where it was coming from.

They brought on meteorological scientists who explained that the sounds were generated form the bipolar magnetic axis clashing with ions in the air which reverse the polarity of antimatter

I sensed they knew fuck all what they were talking about

I say, what chapter of revelations are we on again?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 14, 2023 07:11 PM (VTu1l)

Sky trumpets are spooky. It does make me wonder about warnings from Revelations.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (BdMk6)

132 /off sock

I only vaguely remember using that sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (kGtj5)

133 Why are there so many worms on the cars and so few on the pavement?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (qbRyg)

134
Remember these two Big Lies:

1. the "Winter Of Death"
2. sick people can't get health care and are dying in the waiting rooms because "the unvaccinated" are taking "all the hospital beds."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (58Lyk)

135 Nothing wrong with a trad wife. I've known a number of them-very fine and devoted womenThey don't do little routines on the internet
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (oUNeL)

You are just bound and determined to crush our fantasies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

136 There's two Senators in Delaware. Why didn't the other Senator run against Bi den to save his state from him?

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (OUiUM)

137 thank you for urinating on the 1.7 seconds where I had hope there was still some of these left and was happy

This past weekend we had a blizzard, snow and 50mph wind.
2 girlfriends friends were out helping their husbands with calving. 17 born on one farm and 30 the other

Both are older women, not young and vivacious like trad wife, but real little cuties that any man would be glad to come home to and, can they ever cook and bake!
Take heart, there are many left. Including the farmer's daughters

Posted by: old chick at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (sOete)

138 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (R/m4+)

And this would have been like 1960 or 61....

And Biden's Dad drove him to School? odd...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

139 when Biden comes out for some group or person, they always "clean" or in "suits"

it a storybook man

Posted by: REDACTED at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (us2H3)

140 Just for the record

bluebell is a trad wife that home-schooled 5 kids to exceptional success.

She can shiv you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

141 Saw picture other day of Chinese worm rain, they were all over cars and everything. No idea how it could happen except it was China, any plague is possible there.

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

142 Funny thing: Traditional wife is now counter culture.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (2YtOq)

143 You may be correct. I only watched it once when I saw it the first time, but we had a number of men who said they were fake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (oUNeL)

What do men know about boobs? They look like mine, ca. 1977.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (Mzdiz)

144 112 "Again, real women or, you know, Democrat-style Newwomen?"

So "whoa-men"?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 14, 2023 07:39 PM (K1tV2)

Women!

Wo-Man!

Whoooooaaa Man!

She was a thief,
you gotta be-leaf,
she stole my heart,
and my Cat!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (kGtj5)

145 What do men know about boobs? They look like mine, ca. 1977.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (Mzdiz)

I believe pictures are required.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

146 Biden called Obama a well dressed black man.

He refers to two homosexuals he claims he saw kissing in public* over 60 ago as well-dressed.

How many times has he almost publicly called Mayor Buttplug well dressed? Or nearly called KJP, Kamala, Lloyd Austin, and his EPA Administrator as well dressed and well spoken? He's a racist and a gay-hater.

*In public in Wilmington, DE, in 1960? No way. Unless the two wished to lose their jobs, be severely beaten, then run out of town.

Posted by: Gref at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (AMIL/)

147 Wait, biden was still getting dropped off to school when he was a senior by his dad?

What a retard.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (U2p+3)

148 Degenerate Pop pop blinged out the Corn Pop story.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (2YtOq)

149 The minute worms start raining down on me is the minute I get off of this planet.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (Y2W8B)

150 What do men know about boobs? They look like mine, ca. 1977.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (Mzdiz)

Teach us, Sensei!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (kGtj5)

151 And I was a traditional wife for a number of years after our son was born and when I home schooled him so I'm not knocking the at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (oUNeL)

152 Each neighborhood district is separated by a fence wall. There are 2 to 4 Gates per district. If you want to get in or leave your district, you will need a face scan (your Digital ID).

https://tinyurl.com/yc3bw43c
Two very short videos, including one with a cute woman on a motor-scooter.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 14, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

so, they're not residents, they're inmates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2023 07:46 PM (trdmm)

153 Can't the Chinese just wear masks?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I thought they all did anyway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2023 07:42 PM (63Dwl)

They still are. My Sword Fightin school has a 'student' we are using video to train, in China. Even have a translator set up (guy is VERY motivated)... he has to wear an N95 mask UNDER his fencing mask.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

154 But there's so many that hate her and scream at her and think she's evil. Look around you stupid... girls... this is how you land a man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2023 07:17 PM (0hOvj)

There's a ton of successful YT channels putting panels of men and women on where men tell young women what men want, and the girls *argue* with them. They tell them of the wall that hits pretty girls after 30 and they *argue* with them about it. Its crazy stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (eoQWY)

155 I remember a Spring rain at Sacramento City College that carpeted the sidewalks with thousands of big fat nightcrawlers. I was too busy to fish unfortunately.

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (OUiUM)

156 >And this would have been like 1960 or 61....

And Biden's Dad drove him to School? odd...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

And in Scranton. Not San Fran., the East Village or Provincetown. Scranton - where that sort of behavior would earn an ass-kicking at minimum; especially near a school. I grew up in coal country and while I'm sure there were gay men, it would have been suicidal for them to be out and proud.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (gryET)

157 Miley, okravangelist

Your Grace! That subject has been a matter of keen interest to me for decades. You would be amazed at what 'rons know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

158 Why are there so many worms on the cars and so few on the pavement?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (qbRyg)

Maybe the rats on the pavement ate them all up. I'm guessing somewhere in China, a worm farmer is calling his crop insurance agent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (tkR6S)

159 I've encountered quite a few worms IN the car

Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2023 07:48 PM (us2H3)

160
Diet of Worms. 1521
Posted by: Oldcat

Diet of Bugs, 2025

Posted by: Bill Gates at March 14, 2023 07:49 PM (63Dwl)

161 Why are there so many worms on the cars and so few on the pavement?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (qbRyg)

They are car-ter-pillars.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:49 PM (eoQWY)

162 > They don't do little routines on the internet

No true TradWife!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2023 07:49 PM (V1QHJ)

163 Farmer's Daughter
https://youtu.be/H-KrQWO51hg

Posted by: Brian Wilson at March 14, 2023 07:49 PM (4I/2K)

164 my dad gave me my 1967 vette for gradjeating HS

Posted by: Joe at March 14, 2023 07:49 PM (us2H3)

165 133 Why are there so many worms on the cars and so few on the pavement?
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (qbRyg)

Isn't this the same place that had people keeling over in the streets during COVID kickoff? It's all bs

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 14, 2023 07:50 PM (/6GbT)

166 What do men know about boobs?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM

The boob is one of two prominences located on the upper ventral region of a primate's torso.

In females, it serves as the mammary gland, which produces and secretes milk to feed infants. Subcutaneous fat covers and envelops a network of ducts that converge on the nipple, and these tissues give the breast its size and shape.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at March 14, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

167 I've encountered quite a few worms IN the car
Posted by: AOC at March 14, 2023 07:48 PM (us2H3)

You can find the one-eyed trouser snakes in the back seat, Honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2023 07:50 PM (tkR6S)

168 Gays were kissing at the entrance to J's school, Archmere, when he was a senior (and "star" football player)?! No, I can't imagine, especially decades & decades ago.

I remember going into the RFK stadium in Philly, 1984, to see the Jackson Victory Tour & a few gay men kissing were near an entrance gate. People were slapping hands over their kids eyes and pushing them through the gates so, around 13th Street or City Hall not unusual at all but down near the naval shipyard, no siree, Bob.

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 14, 2023 07:50 PM (GshMh)

169 I think that there are more stay at home moms married to guys that work in IT, than you see in the general population. I've worked with several guys married to women staying home with the kids.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (6lj/r)

170 They still are. My Sword Fightin school has a 'student' we are using video to train, in China. Even have a translator set up (guy is VERY motivated)... he has to wear an N95 mask UNDER his fencing mask.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

The Chinese, even the most intelligent and skilled ones, are a race of slaves. They have been for 2300 years, and they always will be. After this long, of course they love their chains.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (trdmm)

171 We'd cut off a leg just for a chance to make that girl a wife. That's exactly what we're looking for: a hot, gorgeous girl who takes care of us while we take care of them.

But there's so many that hate her and scream at her and think she's evil. Look around you stupid... girls... this is how you land a man.
---
I got nothin' against hot girls. But y'know, there are gals who aren't hawt (and are also not Trigglypuff) but would still be capable of, and enjoy, taking care of a good man. But we're invisible to a lot of guys.

I thank God every day Jesse could see me when no one else did.

That's all I got to say.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (aBJcM)

172 I watched a news segment reporting on people hearing the sound of trumpets in the sky, and nobody could figure out where it was coming from.

Sky trumpets are spooky. It does make me wonder about warnings from Revelations.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 14, 2023 07:43 PM (BdMk6)

There are sound inversion layers where the sound of ACW battles could not be heard in a zone while being audible farther off. This would only explain if there were trumpeters somewhere playing which seems unlikely.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

173 I believe pictures are required.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2023 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

The best pic I have of them is in a bathing suit and not a bra. It might not be an even comparison. If they were hitched up it would work. Sorry I can't share.

Back then, pretty much all boobs were natural, and they felt nice. Not like these weird things you see nowadays that you might be afraid to squeeze.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (Mzdiz)

174 "but it's another acting routine to make money and get hits which would totally absolutely something nobody else does on the net."

You know society has gotten weird when the pron consists a prettily (and completely) dressed woman scrubbing a kitchen sink.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2023 07:53 PM (AWwA/)

175 thank God every day Jesse could see me when no one else did.

That's all I got to say.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 14, 2023 07:51 PM (aBJcM)
----

You're only visible to the right guy. Which is as it should be.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 14, 2023 07:53 PM (2YtOq)

176 Your Grace! That subject has been a matter of keen interest to me for decades. You would be amazed at what 'rons know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:47 PM (u82oZ)

I'm sure that you were never fooled by gym socks and kleenex, Salty!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 14, 2023 07:54 PM (Mzdiz)

177 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2023 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

178 At this point I'm not sure which are lies and which are fabrications from dementia. I had a dear friend who is a vey honest person. He got dementis and was convinced her helped bury a friend in the Rocky Mountians two weeks afte at age 70 he had a heart attack. Then he was convinced that he and another woman he knew wanted to marry him and had proposed. His daughter said it was a fabrication. Poor man. A very sorry end for a formerly brilliant man and fine padtor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:54 PM (oUNeL)

179 And Biden's Dad drove him to School? odd...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2023 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

See, that is an excellent point! I would have been afraid to ask my old man for a ride to skool because I already knew what the answer would be. I would walk or bum a ride to save myself the ass chewing.

Joe's Dad sure as hell wasn't driving Joe's ass around to skool like today's idiot parents.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (R/m4+)

180 I cannot wait for the first edition of "Transgender Playboy" Magazine !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (p3lya)

181 Pastor not Padtor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (oUNeL)

182 Wonder if any Biden voters ever start to think “WTFF?” as the vegetable’s absurd tales get wilder and weirder. Nah.

Great job, America!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (f8+Yv)

183 I think it's a pretty funny joke and not homophobic.

Same. It's not the world's greatest joke, but it definitely lands. It's not a joke about him being gay, it's a joke about him being lazy and incompetent.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (X4R3E)

184 "Maybe the rats on the pavement ate them all up. I'm guessing somewhere in China, a worm farmer is calling his crop insurance agent."

do they have rat infestations in China? I thought they were a delicacy, or at least a food staple.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

185 Nood.

But this is such an interesting topic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

186 Pence joke was accurate. And I applaud his spokesman for not cowering and apologizing fifteen times for making it. We HAVE to stand up to these assholes AND support anyone who does, regardless of whether they are in or out of favor with us.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM (2gIWv)

187 My Dad's Graduation gift to me was "Get a job, go in the military, or move out" .

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM (p3lya)

188 Screaming in digital, your beauty is soul deep, hon..

Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM (X5Cn3)

189 Wonder if any Biden voters ever start to think “WTFF?” as the vegetable’s absurd tales get wilder and weirder. Nah.

Biden will be hosting the Prime Minister of Ireland on St. Patrick's Day. Place your bets now for the absurd tale he's gonna tell then. I have $5 on Biden claiming to be a leprechaun.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM (X4R3E)

190 "but it's another acting routine to make money and get hits which would totally absolutely something nobody else does on the net."

You know society has gotten weird when the pron consists a prettily (and completely) dressed woman scrubbing a kitchen sink.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2023 07:53 PM (AWwA/)

National Lampoon had an album years back where a dude was trying to please his reluctant wife with various odd sounding sex devices and she told him that what really turned hear on was a little cleanliness and the rest of the skit was him rushing around vaccuming and doing the dishes while she moaned and sighed.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:57 PM (eoQWY)

191 FeatherBlade at March 14, 2023

That's funny, but you know I can't imagine any actual trad wife doing chirpy videos about scrubbing the sink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 07:58 PM (oUNeL)

192 I helped Gerry Adams fight the Redcoat Brits to help free Northern Ireland. Ask anyone that was there ......

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 14, 2023 07:59 PM (p3lya)

193 Screaming in digital, your beauty is soul deep, hon..
Posted by: Ben Had
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As is yours, dear Ben Had. Love you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 14, 2023 08:00 PM (aBJcM)

194 Screaming in digital, your beauty is soul deep, hon..
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2023 07:56 PM

* nods, tips hat *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2023 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

195 Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2023 07:55 PM

Exactly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 08:03 PM (oUNeL)

196 Remember: Kal Penn is the only person in the history of mugging in DC where they only took his phone.
Not his wallet.
Not his wristwatch.
Not his rings.
Not his necklace.
Just his phone.

Because the phone had pics of him and Obama having sex.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 14, 2023 08:07 PM (5EnGD)

197 Posted by: Oldcat at March 14, 2023 07:57

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2023 08:12 PM (FUVRY)

198 I keep wondering who is more slime, Brandon or Pence. Then I realize its their love child Obama I really despise the most.

Posted by: Tom at March 14, 2023 10:21 PM (EcD5Y)

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