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LOL: Minnesota's Hockey Team Says "Nah, Brah" to the NHL's Absurd LGBTQ Branding and Refuses to Wear The NHL-Mandated Rainbow Warmup Jerseys

The team is called the Minnesota Wild. I haven't followed hockey in forever. The previous Minnesota team was the North Stars, but they were lured to Dallas. (Are they still the North Stars? In Dallas?) Anyway, the Wild team was created a few years later.

The NHL has been on an absolutely leftwing virtue-signalling Identity Politics tear lately. They staged a tournament for transgender and nonbinary players, for example.


The National Hockey League sent a tweet on Tuesday morning supporting the Team Trans Draft Tournament in Middleton, Wisconsin, that took place over the weekend.

The tournament was the first that comprised of only transgender and nonbinary people, and around 80 players participated, the league said in the tweet. The NHL also added the hashtags #HockeyIsForEveryone and #NHLPride.

The original tweet about the tournament was met with both support and blacklash, including a tweet from @BlueMountain12 that was critical of the tournament.

"So, men playing on womans team?" the user tweeted.

The NHL responded to the criticism, doubling down on their support.

"Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Nonbinary identity is real."

"Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Nonbinary identity is real."

-- from National Hockey League official Rules of Play

The NHL Diversity Chief declared that "there are too many white people in hockey" and promised to "fix" the "problem."

According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey. She even commissioned a report to prove it. And by golly, she's going to get to the bottom of this atrocity and right to "fixing the problem."

You see, unlike the racially balanced sports of basketball, football, and track, hockey is a bastion of systemic racism that has led to an overrepresentation of white people. I mean, yeah, Canada and Russia, with their tiny black populations, are the meccas of the sport and provide most of its players, but that's no excuse. Truly, diversity can not be achieved until the urban neighborhoods of Miami are equally represented in a sport where you literally play on a sheet of ice.

And I get that the vast majority of black people would rather be playing basketball and football because those sports offer more scholarships, more popularity, and are more lucrative at the pro level. Still, we should force them into hockey like a square peg into a round hole anyway, punishing others in the process, because that's what diversity demands.


Isn't normalized racism grand? I mean, I know bagging on white guys is basically a national pastime at this point, but describing their existence as a "problem" that needs "fixing" seems a bit dramatic doesn't it?

I call upon all white men to help fix hockey's Whiteness Problem and stop watching hockey and stop buying tickets to hockey games. We're all in this together. George Floyd Forever.

The NHL mandated that every team show that #Hockeyisforeveryone by holding a "Pride Night" and forcing players to festoon themselves in Gay Flag Clothing.

The Minnesota Wild chose not to.

The Minnesota Wild hosted its second annual Pride Night on Tuesday against the Calgary Flames, but players had noticeably ditched the Pride-themed jerseys normally worn during warmups in what was reportedly an "organizational decision."

After previously advertising that the players would wear rainbow-colored jerseys in warmups that would be signed and auctioned off in support of the LGBTQIA+ community, players on the ice were only seen using rainbow-colored tape on their sticks and themed pucks before the game.

According to The Athletic, it was an "organizational decision" but a statement from the team before puck drop offered little clarity on the call.


"The Minnesota Wild organization is proud to continue our support for the LGBTQIA+ (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, intersex, queer/questioning, asexual) community by hosting our second annual pride night tonight which we are celebrating in many ways. It is important to host nights like this to show all players, fans, and the LGBTQIA+ community that hockey is for everyone."

According to the report, mention of the auction was also seemingly scrubbed from the team's website.

Wild players previously wore Pride-themed jerseys during Pride Night in 2022.

A few NHL players have resisted showing their league-mandated "Pride" before. A Philly Flyers defenseman refused to Wear the Gay Flag, citing his religious beliefs.

The NHL issued a statement at the time seemingly backing Provorov's decision, while adding that it will "continue to encourage their voices and perspectives on social and cultural issues."

"Clubs decide whom to celebrate, when and how -- with League counsel and support. Players are free to decide which initiatives to support, and we continue to encourage their voices and perspectives on social and cultural issues."

"League counsel and support." LOL.

The Rangers also chose to skip out on the "Pride" jerseys in January.

In related news, a former NBA player has spoken out against enforcing bizarre gender ideology on children.

Former NBA star Andrew Bogut pushed back on the far-left's effort to indoctrinate children with gender ideology, warning the trend will become a "detriment" to this generation of young children if it continues to spiral.

Bogut, who played most of his career for the Bucks and Warriors, joined "The Ingraham Angle" on Tuesday to discuss why he is speaking out against the radical gender "inclusivity" push after he tried to sign his 6-year-old son up for soccer, and to his disbelief, was offered four gender options instead of two.

"The biggest misnomer of our times is inclusive, to hear that word, it's not inclusive, these are six-year-old kids," Bogut told Laura Ingraham. "My wife actually signed up for it and screenshotted and sent it to me... Can we just let kids be kids?"

"When you're an adult, if you want to transition, or you want to do whatever you want to do sexually, I really don't care. It's not my business," he continued. "But when it's affecting children, you know that their brains haven't even close to fully formed yet. And as you said in your intro, it's baby steps, it's inches, inches of pushing this stuff."

Sad news: There's been a terrorist incident.

After watching BLM activists pull down statues and vandalize monuments for two years with zero prosecutions and not even the pretense of any investigations, the Regime and its Propaganda Media finally discovers a desecration it will not let stand: Someone drove over a Gay Pride Flag painted on the street and dared to leave tire marks on this Gay Pride Flag painted on the street.

How can we sleep knowing that their are Evil-Doers out there desecrating America's Flag??!!

There is about a minute of rhetoric from Matt Walsh before he plays the absolutely gonzo-hysterical "news" reports about someone leaving tire marks on a public road.


Posted by: Ace at 04:27 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2023 04:28 PM (uNylN)

2 And good for them!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 13, 2023 04:28 PM (uNylN)

3 I will continue to pay no attention whatsoever to hockey.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)

4 Good for the Wild.

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 04:29 PM (Z32m1)

5 Dear NHL commissioner , you are the commissioner of a hockey league, not ice dancing, act accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2023 04:29 PM (ZPsfc)

6 It's our new national flag! All must bow and scrape!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2023 04:30 PM (jTmQV)

7 just want to say, yay Provorov one more time! good man

too good for the stinkin' Flyers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2023 04:30 PM (w0NJk)

8 5 Dear NHL commissioner , you are the commissioner of a hockey league, not ice dancing, act accordingly


I mean we call him Gary Buttman for a reason

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2023 04:30 PM (w0NJk)

9 Best part? The star Minnesota Wild Star is Kapril Kaprisov, a Russian.

There was some serious drama last Summer, when Kapril went back home to Mother Russia, and the Russians did not issue him another exit visa.

They let him out, but I wonder how much it cost?

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 04:32 PM (Z32m1)

10 If the normal folks stop watching hockey, there will be no more hockey.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 13, 2023 04:33 PM (6lj/r)

11 How long before their replacements show up?

They can't afford to let this get out of hand. Next thing you know there will be confederate flags at NASCAR again.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2023 04:33 PM (5eyqn)

12 Oh no, someone left tire tracks on a road!

Now do churches and cities burned by *mostly peaceful* demonstrating rioters.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 04:33 PM (gGI3i)

13 World historic hedging going on globally rn. It ain't over quite yet.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 13, 2023 04:33 PM (1ais2)

14 Remember the guy in Kansas that took down a gay flag and destroyed it and got 19 years in prison

More then likely any of the BLM rioters.

More then you'll get for rape.

More then you'll get for *MURDER*

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)

15 I propose that all future NHL games have a tranny beatdown at center ice.

Ladies, this is the big leagues!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 13, 2023 04:34 PM (Jg7EG)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:34 PM (lc5cP)

17 Eh who needs all that business anyway

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2023 04:34 PM (BXxcV)

18 OT: Joke I saw online

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to the bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell the joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair, given you're blind, that you should know five things"
"1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat."
"2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy Club."
"3. I'm a 6', 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate."
"4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and professional weight lifter."
"5. The lady to your right is a blonde and a professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy...do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

19 As a bit of perspective, if you told people in 2013 that the NHL would be celebrating trannies and groomers they wouldn't believe you...maybe soccer?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (lc5cP)

20 Last time, it was one Philadelphia Flyer player that refused to bow and scrape by not wearing the fabulously inclusive warm-up jersey. They desperately tried to cancel him. Not only the Flyers did not fire him, they did not even bench him. He played the game that night.

Ask Wyatt about that story.

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (Z32m1)

21 No one is going to make me take off my dress.

Posted by: Admiral Levine at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (5eyqn)

22 it's the plague of Diversity and Inclusion HRhires, they are driving this crap. Entire departments devoted to D&I. What a waste.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2023 04:36 PM (EeVCB)

23 A Philly Flyers defenseman refused to Wear the Gay Flag, citing his religious beliefs.

And even worse, he's Russian.

Kiss the ring, or things will go badly for you, Putin-bot.

Posted by: The Media! at March 13, 2023 04:36 PM (2tUFv)

24 We must protect our sacred democracy!

Also, if you don't want to suck ladydick we have a labor camp for you instead.

Posted by: News after the 2024 election is stolen at March 13, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

25 They didn't even paint that pride flag on the road in Ft Lauderdale. It's a sticker. The stupid thing even obscures road markings. It covers up the lane divider lines, for example. It's a road hazard as well as a moral hazard.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 04:36 PM (eyxn4)

26 So the NHL is trying to force all plays to wear the Rainbows Jerseys? When did they become so Socialist?
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (wGqjj)

League office is in Toronto. Not the one in Ohio.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2023 04:37 PM (i0Kzs)

27 https://youtube.com/shorts/GlgjmzUNrxA

UFC fighter aiming right at the top with Kimmel/ Epstein. Damn.

Every punch heading towards the real target is fine by me.

Posted by: trev006 at March 13, 2023 04:37 PM (DTm0P)

28 Reading content and thought better log in

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 04:37 PM (xhxe8)

29 Skid mark on the ghey flag. Huh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2023 04:38 PM (GwxCX)

30 > Someone drove over a Gay Pride Flag painted on the street and dared to leave tire marks on this Gay Pride Flag painted on the street.

I'd be tempted to paint some quotes from the Quran on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2023 04:38 PM (bW8dp)

31 My late husband was the biggest hockey fan. He liked a good hard hitting game he must be turning in his grave.
Why are politicians, corporations and sports jumping on this ungodly bandwagon.

Posted by: Mari at March 13, 2023 04:38 PM (TrB2r)

32 Can you imagine the NBA or NFL saying there are to blacks in their respective leagues?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 13, 2023 04:38 PM (Fv1/6)

33 "Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Nonbinary identity is real."
-- from National Hockey League official Rules of Play


Brings a whole new meaning to 'High Sticking'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2023 04:39 PM (qoGsy)

34 I have long ago flushed professional sports, including kollege, down the toilet where they belong.

As far as the sodomite's "flag", run them over instead then back over them just to make sure.

Bing Bong.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2023 04:40 PM (LAno9)

35 The NHL has been on an absolutely leftwing virtue-signalling Identity Politics tear lately. They staged a tournament for transgender and nonbinary players, for example.
++++
They saw the ill-will being bred by the NFL and MLB and said, "yeah! I want me some of that!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

36 If you burn a rainbow flag, do you have to use one of those long fireplace matches to ignite it?

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:40 PM (6AbPD)

37 According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey. She even commissioned a report to prove it. And by golly, she's going to get to the bottom of this atrocity and right to "fixing the problem."
++++
I remember when institutional racism was bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

38 This self-destruction thing is weird.

You'd think after a couple of years of bleeding money the major sports leagues would be trying to get more people to come to the games, not doing stuff that will cause people to stay away.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (bW8dp)

39 Calgary Flamers

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (/J1iS)

40 Only about 45 more minutes till I can bug out for home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

41 Two Pence threads in a row???

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (Vwz3I)

42 Not aware of too many Hordelings who are as avid of hockey fans as myself. Maybe Weird Dave. I'm still holding on as a fan, but the NHL seems more and more to be trying REALLY hard to tell me it doesn't need/want me as a fan.

Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (6uyrZ)

43 Indiana University first year medical students will have to learn pronoun etiquette

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 04:41 PM (xhxe8)

44 The Wild may've gotten this one right, but they still have Matt Dumba on their roster.

You know. Matt Dumba? The fuckhead from Canada who stood for the Canadian National Anthem and knelt during the US's? The Black Lives Matter shitstain, Matt Dumba? The most racist POS in the entire league, Matt Dumba?

Eff 'em all.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (TU8Tj)

45 Vancouver Cucks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (i0Kzs)

46 Sorry, your gay flag got skid marks on it. It was identifying as a road.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (GwxCX)

47 I'd estimate that the percentage of blacks in professional hockey is closer to their actual percentage represented by their race (13%) in the general population than all other professional sports. Get back to me when the other sports are in line.

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (gmo/4)

48 After previously advertising that the players would wear rainbow-colored jerseys in warmups that would be signed and auctioned off in support of the LGBTQIA+ community, players on the ice were only seen using rainbow-colored tape on their sticks and themed pucks before the game.
++++
So they still held the "pride night" and the equipment was still "pride" themed.

Some protest, Minnesota Wild. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

49 A man cannot "become" a woman.
A woman cannot "become " a man


This is all horseshit. And f you want to play dress up and make believe, go for it. But I'm not going along with your stupidity.

How is this even a thing?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (U2p+3)

50 In Dallas they're just the Stars (Lone Star state). When singing the national anthem, the crowd shouts "STARS" in unison with the word in the anthem.

Weird fact: In Calgary, Canada, they shout "SEE" (Oh say can you) and "RED" (rocket's glare) during the AMERICAN anthem, but have nothing for Oh, Canada, which is weird.

(Calgary's fans are known as the C(sea) of Red).

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (uyfFh)

51 The NHL issued a statement at the time seemingly backing Provorov's decision, while adding that it will "continue to encourage their voices and perspectives on social and cultural issues."
++++
Something tells me that's a flat-out lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)

52
If I had the time and money, I'd burn a fag-flag, just to treat this nation to the spectacle of the USSC overturning Texas v. Johnson, and declaring that flag-burning is not, after all, protected speech. In some cases. Gay cases.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (oINRc)

53 Dallas was briefly the "North Stars" after they moved from MN but now they're just the "Stars." (For what little relevance this info has to the post)

Posted by: Octochicken at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (oCS0o)

54 > Calgary Flamers
Edmonton Warm, Scented Oilers
New York Rump Rangers

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (bW8dp)

55 Will they work on too many Blacks in the NBA for diversity?
Maybe not enough orientals?

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (xhxe8)

56 >As a bit of perspective, if you told people in 2013 that the NHL would be celebrating trannies and groomers they wouldn't believe you...maybe soccer?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:35 PM (lc5cP)

I'm pretty sure people on this Smart Military Blog around a year ago were insisting that the NHL was impervious to woke.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (S7JkI)

57 "The biggest misnomer of our times is inclusive, to hear that word, it's not inclusive, these are six-year-old kids," Bogut told Laura Ingraham. "My wife actually signed up for it and screenshotted and sent it to me... Can we just let kids be kids?"
++++
No, we can't. Kids are a resource to be harvested. The satanic political and cultural mill needs grist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

58 "(Are they still the North Stars? In Dallas?)"

Nah, just "Stars" anymore. They realized it was absurd to still call them "North Stars" but still wanted to play to the Lone Star State nickname, I think.

The Stars seem pretty successful in Dallas, so the following mini-rant is kind of moot in there case. But that move was rather BS at the time, moving an NHL team from a state that totally ought to have an NHL team to a state that barely knows what snow is. It was one of a flurry of 1990s "we must have a bunch of Southern teams even though this is a Northern winter sport" moves, by a castoff from the NBA front office that the NHL for some reason made commissioner, in the blind pursuit of "large market" Southern metro areas. (He's still commissioner now, by the way. That's probably correlated to how dysfunctional the NHL is these days.) To be fair some of these metro areas (Dallas, Tampa) have worked out really well financially, but others (Phoenix, Miami area) not so much.

Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (5HMDU)

59 remember following the 80's flag burning cases and i guess the fash rainbow left has a workaround and just have the govt own all the rainbow flags so it's vandalism.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (MLrvz)

60 I've been a hockey fan of the NY Rangers since adolescence. Hockey is the best sport in the world.

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

61 Just backing up here for a second: why TF does there even need to be a flag for celebrating your particular brand of deviancy?!?!?

I do not understand why all of this needs to be.
Ok, apart from the need for them to force us into celebrating them in place of America, etc.. it’s all just so bizarre

Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (eSK6Q)

62 Seattle Butt Kraken

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (6AbPD)

63 After watching BLM activists pull down statues and vandalize monuments for two years with zero prosecutions and not even the pretense of any investigations, the Regime and its Propaganda Media finally discovers a desecration it will not let stand: Someone drove over a Gay Pride Flag painted on the street and dared to leave tire marks on this Gay Pride Flag painted on the street.
++++
Good. I'd happily burn some rubber, too, if I lived there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (t0OGg)

64 Like, what is the point of a gay flag painted on the street?

Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (eSK6Q)

65 Which is longer: Pride Month or McCain's ongoing funeral?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (d4Jry)

66 44 The Wild may've gotten this one right, but they still have Matt Dumba on their roster.

You know. Matt Dumba? The fuckhead from Canada who stood for the Canadian National Anthem and knelt during the US's? The Black Lives Matter shitstain, Matt Dumba? The most racist POS in the entire league, Matt Dumba?

Eff 'em all.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 13, 2023 04:42 PM (TU8Tj)

Believe Dumba was part of a committee of black players that got together to suggest a few changes the league could make to support blacks, including, I shit you not, changing the blue lines into black lines.

You know, the lines that show whether a player is offside or not. They legit proposed changing those to be the same color as puck.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

67 Nashville Child Predators.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (6AbPD)

68 I sadly dropped the NHL when the Flyers canceled Kate Smith and God Bless America. That hurt much more than dropping the NFL.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (PlEV5)

69 TransNapoleons are Napoleons.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (63Dwl)

70 It's only going to take a couple of mixed up dudes to destroy the WNBA and the LPGA.
It's coming soon.

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at March 13, 2023 04:46 PM (jM1wU)

71 You have to wonder what they use those sticks for when they are not on the ice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 13, 2023 04:46 PM (DMyTF)

72 We really ain't America unless homosex can be forced on us 100% of the time. It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2023 04:46 PM (cMXNt)

73 "LOL: Minnesota's Hockey Team Says "Nah, Brah" to the NHL's Absurd LGBTQ Branding and Refuses to Wear The NHL-Mandated Rainbow Warmup Jerseys"

This is an outrage. It tramples all boundaries of decency, and it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Mike Pence at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (8Voqu)

74 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually? I'm tempted to start a group just so I get my own freak flag.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (mnUzy)

75 60 I've been a hockey fan of the NY Rangers since adolescence. Hockey is the best sport in the world.

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

Best live sport by a mile. Nothing is cooler than hearing a shot ring off the post or seeing the boards give when there's a big check.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)

76 Just Stars. They left the North in Minnesota.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

77 Matt is a well spoken clean looking porn star stunt double.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (uIXO9)

78 damnit. as a LIFELONG Blackhawks fan, it pains, and i do mean PAINS me to say ANYTHING nice about the wild... but damnit. good job guys. keep it up. and maybe the 'Hawks will find a backbone and follow suit.

also Ace, the Dallas team dropped the "north" and are now just the Dallas Stars. which pretty much works for texas.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (Mkvkw)

79 Hey Hanrahan. Your wife's a dyke.

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (6AbPD)

80 64 Like, what is the point of a gay flag painted on the street?
Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (eSK6Q)

It's part of the Hershey Highway

Posted by: Levon at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (og5mY)

81 65 Which is longer: Pride Month or McCain's ongoing funeral?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (d4Jry)

On top of Pride Month, isn't there about 15 days of "Gay Days" spread throughout the rest of the calendar?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (N39Ws)

82 Will they work on too many Blacks in the NBA for diversity?
Maybe not enough orientals?
Posted by: Skip


=============

I think there are more Chinese players than Jews?
At least on the playing floor.

Posted by: Anon at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (Z32m1)

83 Matt is a well spoken clean looking porn star stunt double.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

"CUT!! STUNT C*CK!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (qoGsy)

84 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually? I'm tempted to start a group just so I get my own freak flag.
Posted by: IC

Already been done: the GOP Senators have been flying the white flag for years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (gGI3i)

85 "Pride Night" and forcing players to festoon themselves in Gay Flag Clothing."

I think you meant Gay Fag Clothing.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (8Voqu)

86 I've been a hockey fan of the NY Rangers since adolescence. Hockey is the best sport in the world.

Posted by: Archer at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (gmo/4)

Best live sport by a mile. Nothing is cooler than hearing a shot ring off the post or seeing the boards give when there's a big check.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)


Best sport indeed. Best athletes, too.

Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2023 04:49 PM (6uyrZ)

87 78 damnit. as a LIFELONG Blackhawks fan, it pains, and i do mean PAINS me to say ANYTHING nice about the wild... but damnit. good job guys. keep it up. and maybe the 'Hawks will find a backbone and follow suit.

MN gave us Dino Sucks! Dino Sucks! Dino Sucks!

Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:49 PM (6AbPD)

88 Seattle Butt Kraken
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (6AbPD)


LOL. That's a good one.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 13, 2023 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

89 I have two kids (5, 3). If you ever want to know why gays adopted the rainbow, just check out how much rainbow/colorful stuff is aimed at kids.

All of it. That's how much.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3)

90 Just backing up here for a second: why TF does there even need to be a flag for celebrating your particular brand of deviancy?!?!?

I do not understand why all of this needs to be.
Ok, apart from the need for them to force us into celebrating them in place of America, etc.. it’s all just so bizarre
Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 04:44 PM (eSK6Q)
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They're virtue signals and group identifiers. The "Pride" Flag. The "Demisexual" Flag. The "Bear Brotherhood" Flag. The "Greyromantic" Flag. You have to show how Woke-Virtuous you are and, if you're one of the freaks, you want to show off your specific deviance as a signal to others about how awesome you are.

In a year or two, all of those flags will become merit badges. 'I had my "gay phase" and picked up my "Twink" flag badge. Then I decided to swear off sex and romance for a while and picked up my "Asexual" flag badge. Then I became a woman and picked up my "Transsexual" flag badge. Then I became a lesbian and picked up my "Lipstick Lesbian" flag badge before realizing my true nature of the moment and moved on to the "Butch Lesbian" flag badge. I have more medals than a five-star general!'

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

91 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

If they were black offside lines they would have suggested changing to blue because black 'offsides' was insulting .

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (PlEV5)

92 65 Which is longer: Pride Month or McCain's ongoing funeral?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 13, 2023 04:45 PM (d4Jry)

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heh.

Both are milking something no one wants. PHRASING!

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (DcKNO)

93 Ron Hextall is a worthless piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (i0Kzs)

94 I suspect quite a few people have had enough of this tranny/ghey bias. They've overplayed their hand by forcing literally everything to bow down to the rainbow.

My field of fucks, it lays barren and parched.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (Q4IgG)

95 You know the "politics is downstream from culture" saw?

The Gay Mafia has been subverting this for years - they use the big pockets of globo corps and Uncle Sugar to try and make sure all media you can consume is pro-groomer.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (lc5cP)

96 84 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually? I'm tempted to start a group just so I get my own freak flag.
Posted by: IC

Already been done: the GOP Senators have been flying the white flag for years.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (gGI3i)

Well done. Golf clap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (N39Ws)

97 French Fries, American Airlines Center is a wonderful barn, nicest I've ever been to, and Stars fans are passionate. Great place to see a game.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2023 04:50 PM (uyfFh)

98
Already been done: the GOP Senators have been flying the white flag for years.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 04:48 PM (gGI3i)

So true.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (mnUzy)

99 Reggie Dunlop: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.

Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?

Reggie Dunlop: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (jM1wU)

100 52
If I had the time and money, I'd burn a fag-flag, just to treat this nation to the spectacle of the USSC overturning Texas v. Johnson, and declaring that flag-burning is not, after all, protected speech. In some cases. Gay cases.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2023 04:43 PM (oINRc)

Some cases are gayer than others.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (eYoxG)

101 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THEY WEAR HEAVY EQUIPMENT WITH THOSE COLOTTE PANTS AND THEY CALL THEMSELVES MEN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (DMyTF)

102 This is about Kaprizov. He doesn't want to be prancing around in a rainbow jersey while he's got family back in Russia and they recently criminalized propagandizing for LGBTQWERTY.

If he was a 4th liner he would have been forced to wear it.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (5C4od)

103 Didn't Debbie do Dallas?

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2023 04:51 PM (5eyqn)

104 Happy to say my Rangers refused to wear the rainbow warmups over a month ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

105 All of it. That's how much.

Normies reproduce sexually. As in, "when a man and a woman love each other very much (or drink a 6 pack in the back of a shitty car)"

The alphabet mafia also reproduce sexually but by having sex with the normies' kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:52 PM (lc5cP)

106 I'm old fashioned. I still regard Pride as a sin.
Not just any sin, either. It is the Mother of All Sins, from which every lesser sin emanates.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2023 04:52 PM (jTmQV)

107 Bannon says the leverage ration on this bank (DVB) was 185:1, and they have been insolvent since the fourth quarter. He says Biden covered it up, wanted to find a buyer. (says banks should be maybe 4:1, during previous banking crisis they were - on a whole - 20:1)

rumble link, he covers that at 17:00

https://tinyurl.com/57rdvvm6

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (Cus5s)

108 Has Grandpa full diaper done his serious voice whisper telling people banks are fine, yet? If so, I'm sure there won't be any dominoes falling. Yep.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (eyxn4)

109 I remember back when who's genitals we liked to rub/be rubbed with was considered a relatively private matter, outside of polite inquiry or discourse.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (trVDr)

110
Somewheeere over the rainbow
Blue Fords riiiide
There are some donuts shaping up
Nice, as the rubber fried

Somewheeeere over the rainbow
We shall cruuuuise
Build up speed until we really need
Three or four shiny new brake shoes


Posted by: ... at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (BXxcV)

111 I'm old fashioned. I still regard Pride as a sin.
Not just any sin, either. It is the Mother of All Sins, from which every lesser sin emanates.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2023 04:52 PM (jTmQV)
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The Devil, you say!

Posted by: Lucifer at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (2hlEI)

112 CULOTTE.. HEE HEE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (DMyTF)

113 Already been done: the GOP Senators have been flying the white flag for years.

The last time the GOP fought on anything of note was welfare reform in the mid 90s.

Also, note kiddie diddler Denis Hastert became the most powerful Republican elected official in 1999.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (lc5cP)

114 Just Stars. They left the North in Minnesota.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

NBA Los Angeles should have done the same. The don't have 10,000 Lakes. And I don't consider Salt Lake City a bastion of Jazz music.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (PlEV5)

115 I'm old fashioned. I still regard Pride as a sin.
Not just any sin, either. It is the Mother of All Sins, from which every lesser sin emanates.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Amen. Explains a lot that they have a entire month for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2023 04:54 PM (qoGsy)

116

Those idiots dropped a statue on a black guy's head, ripping his face off and leaving him an invalid.

And no reporting, no arrests, nothing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 13, 2023 04:54 PM (UCNv1)

117 They didn't even paint that pride flag on the road in Ft Lauderdale. It's a sticker. The stupid thing even obscures road markings. It covers up the lane divider lines, for example. It's a road hazard as well as a moral hazard.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 04:36 PM (eyxn4)

It'd be pretty easy to fuck those things up with plausible deniability. Just get yourself and a buddy to race through the intersection in two vehicles. You are following "too close". Buddy nails the brakes for no apparent reason (I thought I saw a kitten.), and you lock up all four wheels and leave a huge skid mark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2023 04:54 PM (tkR6S)

118 109 I remember back when who's genitals we liked to rub/be rubbed with was considered a relatively private matter, outside of polite inquiry or discourse.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (trVDr)

They just want to be accepted! Now wear this shirt that celebrates male-on-male buttfucking or else!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

119 Sorry I missed the Pence thread... Maybe not sorry... My blood pressure can't take much more

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (bs+z0)

120 I would imagine they also liked culturally appropriating the rainbow from Christians. It was God’s message to Noah after flooding the world that had become … deviant and sinful, right? Jerks.

Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (eSK6Q)

121 In gay life, how do they decide who beats up who?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (uIXO9)

122 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually? I'm tempted to start a group just so I get my own freak flag.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch


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According to the Media, Heterosexual Cis-gendered Males are a real rarity. Maybe you can start a trend?

Posted by: Anon at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (Z32m1)

123 Rainbow undies also have skidmarks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (44ww/)

124 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually?
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Anyone can have a flag.

Posted by: The National Socialist German Workers Party at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (BXxcV)

125 119 Sorry I missed the Pence thread... Maybe not sorry... My blood pressure can't take much more

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2023 04:55 PM (bs+z0)

In a way, isn't this also a Pence thread?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)

126 Oh look at all you Internet Lawyers who can't even read the First Amendment-- it says right there: Only speech the government approves of is protected.

All other speech is hate speech and is legally banned.

Hey, remember when all they wanted was the Confederate flag removed from government property?
That was because it was hate speech.
And the Fag Flag is love speech. So fuck you, hater.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (XuB58)

127 Then: What does gay marriage have to do with your anyway h8ter?

Now: If you disagree with us putting these gay pron books in your kid's school library we will arrest you

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (lc5cP)

128 Sorry, I don't celebrate mental illness, I call it out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (lTGtQ)

129

I'm shocked Ft Lauderdale didn't paint a big Goatse in the middle of the street.

They should do that for all tunnels in America, because it's very important to know about gay guy's sex.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (UCNv1)

130 The Pride Flag is a thumb in the eye of GOD, when HE said, "I set my bow in the clouds as a promise to never again destroy the earth by flood."

The reason there is racial disparity in hockey: money. It's an extremely expensive sport to play. The parents have to put out a lot of cash for equipment. (If memory serves a similar study was done decades ago and the conclusion, money, was uncomfortable, so, the study was buried)

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (2YtOq)

131 >>NBA Los Angeles should have done the same. The don't have 10,000 Lakes. And I don't consider Salt Lake City a bastion of Jazz music.

Most people today don't even know why an LA basketball team goes by the name of Lakers.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Anyone can have a flag.

Posted by: The National Socialist German Workers Party at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (BXxcV)


Or a cooler!

Posted by: THE RICK WILSON at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (lc5cP)

133 In a way, isn't this also a Pence thread?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (KbCG3)
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We are all Pence threads.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)

134 When do Americans get over their love of corporate sportsball?

Posted by: Republic Theatre, brought to you by Pfizer! at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (V4vPN)

135 I'm pissed the Gay mafia stole the rainbow

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (bs+z0)

136

There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirming like a toad
He puts skid marks on the flag
That is really quite a drag
Rubber on the road

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

137 80% of serial killers are homo.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (PlEV5)

138 >In gay life, how do they decide who beats up who?

*whom

In the pronoun battle I won't retreat one inch.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (44ww/)

139 Most people today don't even know why an LA basketball team goes by the name of Lakers.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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Or why the baseball team is the Dodgers.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)

140 Hockey hasn't been interesting since they introduced The Brodeur Rule.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (up/3i)

141 Does every grievance group get a flag eventually?
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Anyone can have a flag.
Posted by: The National Socialist German Workers Party at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (BXxcV)

no, no NO!!

we ONLY sell that flag to FIB associated people....

Posted by: Amazon at March 13, 2023 04:58 PM (Mkvkw)

142 The rainbow was a sign of God's promise to Noah. Sad to say, sodomites, that outdates you trying to use it as an affront to God, and we're gonna take it back.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 04:58 PM (8Voqu)

143 Out: Checking

In: Docking

Posted by: The NHL at March 13, 2023 04:59 PM (lc5cP)

144 Out: Getting an assistant from a teammate

In: Getting a beejer from a teammate

Posted by: The NHL at March 13, 2023 04:59 PM (lc5cP)

145 > In gay life, how do they decide who beats up who?

Well, given how high the domestic violence rate is among same sex couples, I'd say they've managed to work that out.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 04:59 PM (eyxn4)

146 Most people today don't even know why an LA basketball team goes by the name of Lakers.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

***

It's sad isn't it...

Posted by: George Mikan at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (flINI)

147 Hockey hasn't been interesting since they introduced The Brodeur Rule.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (up/3i)

as they are trying to remove checking from the game it's getting less and less exciting. and it's leading to a lot more injuries because goys don't know HOW to take a check and also don't keep their head up...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (Mkvkw)

148 Out: Checking your 6 on the ice

In: Checking your 6 in the shower

Posted by: The NHL at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (lc5cP)

149 Can't wait until all these "trans ladies" die of a men's only disease.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (G8h7g)

150 Thank you for my English lesson Mrs Cleaver. ( quickly looks down dress )

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (uIXO9)

151 I bet The University of Hawaii promotional items do t sell well to straight people.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (PlEV5)

152 The reason the warnings are in the Bible is because this madness existed back then.
The warnings worked for a long time didn't they.

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (5eyqn)

153 Or why the baseball team is the Dodgers.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 04:57 PM (2hlEI)


Originally the Trolley Dodgers in the Brooklyn days. Kinda ghey sounding actually.

Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (6uyrZ)

154 as they are trying to remove checking from the game it's getting less and less exciting. and it's leading to a lot more injuries because goys don't know HOW to take a check and also don't keep their head up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (Mkvkw)
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I guess the Jews are okay, then.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (2hlEI)

155 I remember back when Matt was commenting on the Pride flags being put on US Embassies, all over the world, including in Muslim countries, where Achmed saw them and declared it was time to pull the old AK-47 down from above the mantle, inshallah...
Can't blame Achmed for that.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (jTmQV)

156 Just Stars. They left the North in Minnesota.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:47 PM (ZLI7S)

NBA Los Angeles should have done the same. The don't have 10,000 Lakes. And I don't consider Salt Lake City a bastion of Jazz music.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 04:53 PM (PlEV5)


Back when i gave a warm s--t about pro sports, I thought the leagues should have made them leave the name behind. imagine how many names the mercenary owners of the Oakland/ LA / ?? / Oakland / LA/ LV Raiders would have gone through?

Posted by: Anon at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (Z32m1)

157 "Someone drove over a Gay Pride Flag painted on the street and dared to leave tire marks on this Gay Pride Flag painted on the street."

Unless the tire marks described the shape of the male genitals, I'm calling this no news at all.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 13, 2023 05:02 PM (J6gvm)

158 The NHL Diversity Chief declared that "there are too many white people in hockey" and promised to "fix" the "problem."

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Easy solution: do a deal with the NBA where all white hockey players have to go there, and all the black basketball players have to come to the NHL.

Win-Win! You're welcome ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 13, 2023 05:02 PM (iNBrs)

159 In gay life, how do they decide who beats up who?

Tough to say, but you can bet that blows are exchanged.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 13, 2023 05:02 PM (Bd6X8)

160 Most people today don't even know why an LA basketball team goes by the name of Lakers.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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The LA Lakers are named after the premodern complex of lakes and ponds that were found in southern California. After the gold rush of 1849 launched the rapid development of California the area began to develop. With the completion of the transcontinental railroad in 1869, the westward migration accelerated and development increased dramatically.

This rapid development and desire for the pleasant, highly-productive climate of southern California resulted in a tremendous demand for land, both for construction and agriculture. The complex of lakes and ponds began to be filled in so the land could be reclaimed. This has had numerous consequences, including periodic flooding. The California Water Project - a system of dams and reservoirs - and the concrete canals of the "LA River" were constructed to handle the water flow that was now permanently altered due to the development of the area. The Los Angeles Lakers basketball team was named as an homage to water-dotted past of the Los Angeles area.

Posted by: Fake History, Volume 23, 3rd Edition at March 13, 2023 05:02 PM (t0OGg)

161 If I had the time and money, I'd burn a fag-flag, just to treat this nation to the spectacle of the USSC overturning Texas v. Johnson, and declaring that flag-burning is not, after all, protected speech. In some cases. Gay cases
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Didn't a guy recently do that and got hit with terrorism charges? That have been upheld on appeal?

See, all you Smarties didn't read the whole Constitution. It's right there at the end:
"In case of terrorism, insurrection, Christians or conservatives, the first 8 Amendments are suspended."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2023 05:02 PM (XuB58)

162 I think we need to look into why ice skates and sticks are not classified as assault weapons.

Posted by: Karen Brigade at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (DMyTF)

163 Out: LA Lakers
In: LA Crips

Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (5eyqn)

164 A Stanford student, writing in the Stanford conservative paper, has an interesting article on racial quotas at Stanford.

It got some notice that just 22% of Stanford students accepted for next year are white, down from 40% just a few years ago.

What is happening is that Stanford is suddenly admitting a lot more Asians. Gosh, I wonder why that is?

(Harvard has doubled the number of Asian students admitted since the discrimination litigation started, after keeping the number of Asian students constant for the prior twenty years.)

But all these additional Asian acceptances at Stanford are coming at the expense of white applicants.

After all, the blacks have their quota, and the Hispanics have their quota, and you couldn't possibly reduce those quotas. So, where else is Stanford going to reduce acceptances?

https://stanfordreview.org/stanfords-racial-engineering/

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (2tUFv)

165 I remember back when Matt was commenting on the Pride flags being put on US Embassies, all over the world, including in Muslim countries, where Achmed saw them and declared it was time to pull the old AK-47 down from above the mantle, inshallah...

Remember when a soldier in 'Stan found out one of our allies was having sex with a boy and beat the shit out of the pedo...and got court-martialed for it?

Achmed remembers...

Posted by: The NHL at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (lc5cP)

166 Can't wait until all these "trans ladies" die of a men's only disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (G8h7g)

one of my favorite memes:

Doc: "sir, it..."
patient: "it's MAM!!!"

D: "...."
D: "alright mam, you have prostate cancer..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (Mkvkw)

167 when whores cease to be entertaining

you stop fucking them

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (us2H3)

168 152 The reason the warnings are in the Bible is because this madness existed back then.
The warnings worked for a long time didn't they.
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (5eyqn)

Well if the OT is anything to go by, periodically people come to disregard them and then things go to shit for a while.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 13, 2023 05:04 PM (eYoxG)

169 Remember when a soldier in 'Stan found out one of our allies was having sex with a boy and beat the shit out of the pedo...and got court-martialed for it?

Achmed remembers...
Posted by: The NHL


That's because the soldier put a beating on Achmed he'll never forget.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:04 PM (G8h7g)

170 Love isn’t love either.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2023 05:05 PM (cMXNt)

171 Well if the OT is anything to go by, periodically people come to disregard them and then things go to shit for a while.

For the record, I don't count as a flood even if I do hit the ocean.

Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2023 05:05 PM (lc5cP)

172 Well if the OT is anything to go by, periodically people come to disregard them and then things go to shit for a while.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 13, 2023 05:04 PM (eYoxG)
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We're getting close to Northern and Southern Kingdom territory.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 13, 2023 05:05 PM (2YtOq)

173 I think we need to look into why ice skates and sticks are not classified as assault weapons.
Posted by: Karen Brigade at March 13, 2023 05:03 PM (DMyTF)

Nice snark , really. But they have been classified as such in some of the fights on the ice where they were used as weapons

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 05:05 PM (PlEV5)

174 as they are trying to remove checking from the game it's getting less and less exciting. and it's leading to a lot more injuries because goys don't know HOW to take a check and also don't keep their head up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (Mkvkw)
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I guess the Jews are okay, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:01 PM (2hlEI)

can he ring a clapper bar down? how's his passing? i'll take him if he can play D.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2023 05:05 PM (Mkvkw)

175 Most people today don't even know why an LA basketball team goes by the name of Lakers.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)

***

It's sad isn't it...
Posted by: George Mikan at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (flINI)


=============

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Bud Grant #13 Minneapolis Lakers at March 13, 2023 05:06 PM (Z32m1)

176 149 Can't wait until all these "trans ladies" die of a men's only disease.
___

Headline from the Future:

Prostate Cancer rises among women 1100% over the past 5 years. Scientists are Baffled. Government pledges $10B to study. Activists introduce Pink Ribbon to Raise Awareness.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2023 05:06 PM (fs1hN)

177 UK mounted police horses spooked by rainbow crosswalk...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mlbdBtnhgos

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 13, 2023 05:06 PM (Vwz3I)

178 one of my favorite memes:

Doc: "sir, it..."
patient: "it's MAM!!!"

D: "...."
D: "alright mam, you have prostate cancer..."
Posted by: SturmToddler


Poetry in action.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:06 PM (G8h7g)

179 You can put as many Jews in your front line as you want, but you better have a Christian in net.

Why?

Because Jesus saves.

/I'll be hear all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2023 05:07 PM (lc5cP)

180 Remember, they just wanted to be able to visit their partner in the hospital.
Despite not one case of that ever happening anywhere we still need to grant civil unions to make sure it doesn't happen.

Say, wasn't the claim that if they had civil unions, that was all they wanted?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2023 05:07 PM (XuB58)

181 as they are trying to remove checking from the game it's getting less and less exciting.
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NHL needs more Czeching!

Posted by: Dominik Hasek at March 13, 2023 05:08 PM (fs1hN)

182 "According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey."

Where the fuck is Al Jolson when you need him?

Posted by: Veritas at March 13, 2023 05:08 PM (eMh8N)

183 BTW -- for some good ol' raunchy humor in a hockey setting, check out the series SHORESY on Hulu. It's a spinoff of Letterkenny.

Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2023 05:08 PM (6uyrZ)

184 "According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey."
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They'll be going after curling, next.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:09 PM (2hlEI)

185 UK mounted police horses spooked by rainbow crosswalk...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mlbdBtnhgos
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 13, 2023 05:06 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
They weren't spooked. Those horses have more respect for the Pride Flag than the homophobic cishet officers riding them. Those horses opted to walk around the flag rather than trod over it and risk damaging the flag.

These animals have more honor than the men riding them. If you were looking for evidence both that we need to smash the patriarchy *and* that we need to call for total animal liberation, this is it in a single video.

Posted by: Internet Activist at March 13, 2023 05:09 PM (t0OGg)

186 as they are trying to remove checking from the game it's getting less and less exciting.
___

NHL needs more Czeching!
Posted by: Dominik Hasek


NHL Pride Night - the Czech is in the male.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:09 PM (G8h7g)

187 I think it is time for all people participating in public events to show support for Sheep-Shaggers. It has been a suppressed and despised community for too long.

I've been trying to decide when to bring a "Sheep-Shagger's Pride" sign to a LGBRTXFP rally.

Posted by: Yrral Dleifsarb at March 13, 2023 05:09 PM (2ul6v)

188 Say, wasn't the claim that if they had civil unions, that was all they wanted?

All we want is civil unions.

Oh - and abolishing all age of consent laws.

Posted by: Gay Activists! at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (2tUFv)

189 "According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey."
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They'll be going after curling, next.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:09 PM (2hlEI)


Don't even think about us!

Posted by: Lacrosse at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (6uyrZ)

190 The "Surprise Good Guy" in the whole NHL thing is...wait for it...Putin! The pushback the league is getting on the gay warmup jerseys is coming from Russian players, for religious reasons, and also because of Russian laws against this sort of stuff. The Russian players don't want to face backlash and legal consequences when they go home to Russia.

Posted by: Wally at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (FJYfm)

191 LOL at the breathless reporter describing the truck doing "blowouts" on the pride flag

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (aBJcM)

192 Sen Spaceman Kelly called for mass 1st amendment violations to prevent bank runs.

https://bit.ly/3Fk1RtY

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (eyxn4)

193 My wife is a head team physician for an NHL team. I can tell you for a fact that these forced "Pride" campaigns are about as popular with the boys as a prostate check from Edward Scissorhands.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (iNGVv)

194 Trans women are women. Trans men are men.
---
I hear, "Four legs good. Two legs bad. Cut off the third leg!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2023 05:11 PM (XuB58)

195 Can't wait until all these "trans ladies" die of a men's only disease.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2023 05:00 PM (G8h7g)
one of my favorite memes:
Doc: "sir, it..."
patient: "it's MAM!!!"
D: "...."
D: "alright mam, you have prostate cancer..."
Posted by: SturmToddler


Didn't a Trans-man die from an undiagnosed ectopic pregnancy because "Man."

Posted by: Bud Grant #13 Minneapolis Lakers at March 13, 2023 05:11 PM (Z32m1)

196 @184

>>They'll be going after curling, next.

Darts and Bowling cannot be far behind.

And don't even bring up corn hole.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (up/3i)

197 I was able to continue to play hockey in Houston but it was in-line skates Hockey. Still really fun. Unfortunately they closed down the rink. We do have an amateur ice hockey league here too but wasn't convenient for me. Now I'm just too old.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (PlEV5)

198 If you don’t want your flag to get run over, don’t place it on the street.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (cMXNt)

199 Sen Spaceman Kelly called for mass 1st amendment violations to prevent bank runs.
https://bit.ly/3Fk1RtY
Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 05:10 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Fatalist position: Bank runs are unavoidable. Deal with it.

Middle position: Not all bank runs can be prevented, but with effective regulation they can become rare, unusual events.

Kelly position: Bank runs wouldn't happen if these uppity peasants didn't have free speech!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (t0OGg)

200 hehehehe...pride night vs. the flames...irony at its finest.

Posted by: cubiclecommando at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (fDz0h)

201 These trans people can suck my fat greasy hog.

Oh, wait, that came out so ghey.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (ufFY8)

202 Sen Spaceman Kelly called for mass 1st amendment violations to prevent bank runs.

If you really want to see bank runs, ban all public discussion of bank runs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:12 PM (2tUFv)

203 >>They'll be going after curling, next.

they are going for the permanent wave

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2023 05:13 PM (us2H3)

204 "According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey."

*raises hand*

What she is suggesting is in direct violation of federal law.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 05:13 PM (HDGM5)

205 You can put as many Jews in your front line as you want, but you better have a Christian in net.

Why?

Because Jesus saves.

/I'll be hear all week. Try the veal.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2023 05:07 PM (lc5cP)

I heard in Chicago that it goes

Jesus Saves.

But Esposito scores on the rebound!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2023 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

206 y

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 05:13 PM (Z32m1)

207 AirClaireMO is providing deep psychological analysis of Pence's current play.

MSNBC people have many fantasies.

Posted by: micky at March 13, 2023 05:13 PM (3byMq)

208 >>According to the National Hockey League's diversity chief, there are just too many white people in the sport of hockey.

I hate this idiocy. Not that rich a history of white guys killing lions with spears either.

There's nothing racist about it. Not that many hockey rinks in Botswana.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2023 05:14 PM (ZLI7S)

209 y?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:14 PM (2hlEI)

210 These fucking Canadians sure have a lot of gall, - what with Fidel Trudeau in blackface and Prince Harry goosestepping around in his jackboots?

This is why Canada hasn't taken the Stanley Cup since 1993.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 13, 2023 05:14 PM (Jg7EG)

211 Dear NHL,

The gay population of the US is around 2-3%. Trannies account for a fraction of one percent. Go ahead and alienate your regular fans though. You’ll wind up like NASCAR with many many empty seats and and ever shrinking TV audience.

Love,

Duke

PS Bettman is a giant asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (u73oe)

212 The Russian players don't want to face backlash and legal consequences when they go home to Russia.

Slavic culture is not exactly gay-friendly.

Ukraine is furiously passing pro-LBGT laws, of course, to please their foreign political masters, but they still aren't exempting "trans women" from the draft.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (2tUFv)

213 NHL diversity chief?

WTF?

The whole concept is fucked in the head.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (ufFY8)

214 today

no team would draft Larry Bird

Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (us2H3)

215 My wife is a head team physician for an NHL team. I can tell you for a fact that these forced "Pride" campaigns are about as popular with the boys as a prostate check from Edward Scissorhands.


Yet they continue to play along.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 13, 2023 05:16 PM (Vu7A1)

216 today

no team would draft Larry Bird
Posted by: REDACTED at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (us2H3)


Well, he is kinda old

Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2023 05:16 PM (6uyrZ)

217 So, leaving skid marks on a gay pride flag PAINTED ON THE STREET is a hate crime, but burning the US flag is protected free speech. Got, it...good to know the fucking rules.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 13, 2023 05:17 PM (S7une)

218
Kelly position: Bank runs wouldn't happen if these uppity peasants didn't have free speech!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


============================

$42 BILLION doesn't leave a bank in one day because Grandma pulled her Christmas Account and Egg money out of the bank.

42,000 Million Dollars left Silicon Valley Bank a billion or two at a time. The well connected insiders knew. they got THEIR money out.

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (Z32m1)

219 Caucasian pride, never thought about it.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (uIXO9)

220 Mitt Romney
45s
Mike Pence is the full embodiment of what the Republicans need as their candidate for President in 2024.
A man of honesty and courage and unassailable decency, Mike Pence serves an example for all of us fortunate enough to serve the American people.
A man of unimpeachable integrity and honor, Mike Pence would make a superb choice.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)

221 @211

>>The gay population of the US is around 2-3%.

It can't be more than 1pct, tops, there simply aren't that many gay people.

They do have massive over-representation in the elite ranks though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (up/3i)

222 Wild report.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (4fYsM)

223 I'd happily burn some rubber, too, if I lived there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Carbon Black footprint
Available in limited slip dualies.

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2023 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

224 ... the absolutely gonzo-hysterical "news" reports about someone leaving tire marks on a public road.

---------

Every day is a new high (or should we say low) in peak insane ClownWorld bossy.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Abolition of The West is from Men Without Chests at March 13, 2023 05:19 PM (iNBrs)

225 Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)
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As always, eerily realistic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:19 PM (2hlEI)

226 Slavic culture is not exactly gay-friendly.

Ukraine is furiously passing pro-LBGT laws, of course, to please their foreign political masters, but they still aren't exempting "trans women" from the draft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:15 PM (2tUFv)


Ivan Provorov of the Flyers was the first NHLer to stand up and say no on this. Rumor is there are other Russians that have told their teams the same thing. The Twitterati now blames all of Philly's hockey problems on Provorov or Tony DeAngelo, another of their designated whipping boys, because he has said some conservative things in the past.

Posted by: Wally at March 13, 2023 05:19 PM (FJYfm)

227 National Homo League.

Posted by: I tire of the gheyification of EVERYTHING at March 13, 2023 05:19 PM (La8Fd)

228 So, leaving skid marks on a gay pride flag PAINTED ON THE STREET is a hate crime, but burning the US flag is protected free speech. Got, it...good to know the fucking rules.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


========================

If you can burn an object like a flag, and it is free speech, why can't I burn a burn a Flag Burner and call that free speech?

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 05:21 PM (Z32m1)

229 Do we have a Gay National Anthem yet?

Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:21 PM (5FPX4)

230 The gay population of the US is around 2-3%.

It can't be more than 1pct, tops, there simply aren't that many gay people.

They do have massive over-representation in the elite ranks though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2023 05:18 PM (up/3i)

Gays are big earners and are over-represented in the highly influential fashion and entertainment industries--and they are allied with the women's mafia that is also influential in those fields.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:22 PM (mR6Gs)

231 Do we have a Gay National Anthem yet?
Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:21 PM (5FPX4)


We wear makeup, and all of our songs are kinda gay. Which one do you want?

Posted by: KISS at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (FJYfm)

232 Do we have a Gay National Anthem yet?

https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (Vu7A1)

233 rd -- I fully support your burning a flag burner as protected exercise of your first amendment rights.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (S7une)

234 Do we have a Gay National Anthem yet?

"WMCA", of course.

Already a standard at many sporting events.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (2tUFv)

235 Their entire worldview fails if they don't force you to comply. They know if you don't, they, and it, won't survive or outlast you.

Resist this with all you have.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (HDGM5)

236 Get one of those spy cars and spray paint on the flag.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2023 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

237 Hockey without checking?????

What, they want it to be soccer on ice?

Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (eSK6Q)

238 Larry Legend would respond with a hearty lolgf.

Posted by: micky at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (3byMq)

239
It would truly be a horrible thing to have some chemical/s splashed on those flags so that the colors all ran together.

What kind of paint would they have used on street flags?
~Just asking for a friend

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (gGI3i)

240 Good for them for refusing to wear the God-mocking pervert flag.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (MTm8X)

241 Speaking of the LA Lakers, I saw a drug ad with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar the other evening. Dude doesn't look very healthy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (BTgKJ)

242 Slavic culture is not exactly gay-friendly.

And the Orthodox Church doesn't have an Episcopalian or other Mainline Protestant equivalent in the East

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)

243 Hate is Good.

Posted by: Zombie Gordon Gecko at March 13, 2023 05:25 PM (5FPX4)

244 Federal Reserve Announces It Is Conducting Review Into Its Own Regulatory Failure of Silicon Valley Bank

Don't we all feel better now?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 13, 2023 05:25 PM (DMyTF)

245 If people actually gave a shit about hockey, we and our cartoon Injun logo woulda been cancelled long ago, eh?

Posted by: Chicago Blackhawks at March 13, 2023 05:25 PM (/dP1m)

246 way back in the mists of time, National Lampoon had an issue with the article about the first African American Hockey League. It was about as sensitive and kind as you would expect.
“Soul on Ice: the Untold story of the Negro Hockey League” by Tony Kisch, in the December 1988 edition.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xhaym)

247 There isn't a single society in the history of the world that has existed based on homosexuality, baby murder and child abuse.

There is a reason for that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (HDGM5)

248 The best trick is stop paying and watching their media.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (uIXO9)

249 not sure if it's this rainbow-painted-on-street but one of them there was literally a yellow line being COVERED by the "flag" - yeah that's not dangerous

and the rainbow is just a rainbow. still a gift from God. they can't take that away; don't let them.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (w0NJk)

250 “Soul on Ice: the Untold story of the Negro Hockey League” by Tony Kisch, in the December 1988 edition.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2023 05:25 PM (xhaym)

1988 was a million years ago

Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)

251 forcing players to festoon themselves in Gay Flag Clothing.

-1 spelling
-1 redundant.


Posted by: Non woke teacher at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (xttsV)

252 y?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2023 05:14 PM (2hlEI)


Because we like you! M-O-U-S-E!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL)

253 I never did get the idea that one should be "proud" of the type of sex they have and make a whole new flag for it...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (bs+z0)

254 Gay marriage is not legal in Ukraine.
Non-binary gender is not legally recognized.
Conversion Therapy is not banned.
Discrimination is illegal in some contexts.
Ukraine is quite White.
There are, in fact, Russian born U.S. citizens.

Stop draining the U.S. economy & military weapontry.


Posted by: Lola at March 13, 2023 05:27 PM (GshMh)

255 That lady that did some true and biting commentary about the groomer Jeffrey Marsh received very specific threats that included details about where and when she picks up her daughters from two different schools.

https://bit.ly/3JDDSs8

Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (eyxn4)

256 Bet with Marxists Seminaries pushing LGBQXYZ the percentage of the ghey population will go to5%

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (xhxe8)

257 Color me in rainbow hues that the Minnesota Wild players, whom I am pretty sure spent their kissy time with actually women, don't give a puck about gay pride month.

Posted by: Lost In Space at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (1PoG1)

258 For 4.5 billion years the earth has cruised around the solar system, and in that 4.5 billion years I pick the stupidest fucking time to be alive.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (VwHCD)

259 Gay National Anthem? "I'm Horny, Piss On Me"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (4fYsM)

260 I never did get the idea that one should be "proud" of the type of sex they have and make a whole new flag for it...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (bs+z0)


Of the 7 Deadly Sins Months, Pride would be my 7th favorite. Every month is Lust Month, but Gluttony Month is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Wally at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM (FJYfm)

261 What's a Canadian farm boy to do?

https://youtu.be/OkO-m3sPoPA

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2023 05:29 PM (7B5FA)

262 You can always tell a person with a healthy self___ when they take offense at anything other than constant affirmation by others.

Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:29 PM (5FPX4)

263 Cross-checking will now be encouraged in the groin area.

The penalty box will now have a full vanity so players may gird their loins with confidence.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 13, 2023 05:30 PM (Jg7EG)

264 self___.

Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:30 PM (5FPX4)

265 Surrender to the love of Jesus Christ and the God of Abraham, or be defeated by your own poor choices.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (HDGM5)

266 Weird, unintentional word corrections going on.

Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (5FPX4)

267 Remember: Somewhere out there a little fag gets the courage to suck that dick because he saw the fag flag painted on the street.

And if you don't feel good that a teacher finally got that blow job, you're against public education besides being homophobic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (XuB58)

268 love that song Caesar!

puts a tear in my eye it does

also I am a former puck bunny and still love hockey (ice) - you don't have to love the flyers anymore (I don't, they broke my heart) but there are other teams to love. I still love ice hockey!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (w0NJk)

269 Gay marriage is not legal in Ukraine.
Non-binary gender is not legally recognized.


All this will be changed, in accordance with the dictates of the EU.

War in Ukraine spurs LGBTQ+ acceptance, push for equal rights

https://tinyurl.com/bdfakbrp

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (2tUFv)

270 Ironically, wasn't North Star the gay leader of Alpha Flight?

Posted by: Michael Puttre at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM (/77uJ)

271

VDH mentioning AoS on his podcast today.

https://tinyurl.com/58ry64p4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

272 He just wanted one damn goal.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2023 05:32 PM (7B5FA)

273 Weird, unintentional word corrections going on.
Posted by: Zek

There are words and letter sequences that are completely banned on this site.
You're obviously using one of them!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2023 05:33 PM (gGI3i)

274 Maybe the Minnesota Wild can lead the NHL back to playing old time hockey...

https://tinyurl.com/27rwmujy

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2023 05:34 PM (AMIL/)

275 Weird, unintentional word corrections going on.
Posted by: Zek at March 13, 2023 05:31 PM


What, you can't post "selfimage"?

Posted by: Chuck C at March 13, 2023 05:34 PM (xttsV)

276 Uh oh.

NPR: Autopsy shows ‘Cop City’ protester’s hands were raised when he was shot by police
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“Both Manuel’s left and right hands show exit wounds in both palms. The autopsy further reveals that Manuel was most probably in a seated position, cross-legged when killed,” lawyers said in a press release.
-
Rob Has Spoken🗯️@RobHasSpoken
Not only were his hands raised but his fingers were making a peace sign...it just so happened that one of those fingers was on the trigger of a gun he had.

-
And he was holding a bunny!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2023 05:34 PM (FVME7)

277 It's very strange the monoculture which has arisen among C-suite types in one sector after another. This sort of silliness used to be limited to academe.

Posted by: Art Deco at March 13, 2023 05:34 PM (1BrBu)

278 Both Manuel’s left and right hands show exit wounds in both palms

Wouldn't the exit wounds be on the backs of his hands?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2023 05:35 PM (7B5FA)

279 For 4.5 billion years the earth has cruised around the solar system, and in that 4.5 billion years I pick the stupidest fucking time to be alive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM


Time to work on a metal cover of "In the Year 2525"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2023 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)

280 Pixy replaces i m g with underscores.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 13, 2023 05:36 PM (S7une)

281 1988 was a million years ago
Posted by: JoeF. at March 13, 2023 05:26 PM (mR6Gs)


It was really hard to find on the internet. I remembered it and had to search for it

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (xhaym)

282 The Minnesota Wild is just saying that they've had enough of the "hitting from behind," "spearing," "hooking," "cross-checking" and "high-sticking" by the Calgary "Flames." Is that so wrong?

Posted by: MikeG at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (VsUo2)

283 rd -- I fully support your burning a flag burner as protected exercise of your first amendment rights.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


=====================

But then someone will burn the flag burning burner, and the whole cycle of violence repeats.

Posted by: rd at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (Z32m1)

284 Hate is Good.
Posted by: Zombie Gordon Gecko


Nope. Hate of objective, undisguised Evil is good. Spastic, narcissistic hate is the stuff of Davie Fwench. Don't be Davie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (jzzG8)

285 East coast is supposed to get a Nor'easter tonight

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (xhxe8)

286 A guess re: “pride?”

Think they chose it because it is an opposite of shame. The wanted parades to demonstrate lack of shame, being “out” instead of hiding.
But yeah, it is not the best word choice, particularly given pride is a deadly sin, lol.

Posted by: lizzy at March 13, 2023 05:37 PM (eSK6Q)

287 Time to work on a metal cover of "In the Year 2525"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2023 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Trust me, I thought of that many times.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2023 05:38 PM (VwHCD)

288 Wouldn't the exit wounds be on the backs of his hands?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 13, 2023 05:35 PM (7B5FA)


Was he shot in the back of the head with his hands behind his head?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

289 When I was in law school we had a very large floor hockey league. One of the teams was called "don't come in our crease." The NHL would apparently not like that name, and neither would the gays

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2023 05:38 PM (ZPsfc)

290
The media, military and foreign policy establishments are all woke AF. They're the part of this country that everyone else sees. Whether they're waving a movie or a transfer payment or a gun in your face, the message is the same: "America is gayer than the monkeypox it spreads around, and it wants you to hack your kids' weiners and boobs off."

Can you blame anyone, Muslim or otherwise, for having a low opinion of us?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2023 05:39 PM (oINRc)

291 What's this Jeffrey Marsh thing?

Posted by: All these pervs blend together after awhile at March 13, 2023 05:40 PM (La8Fd)

292 279 For 4.5 billion years the earth has cruised around the solar system, and in that 4.5 billion years I pick the stupidest fucking time to be alive.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2023 05:28 PM

Time to work on a metal cover of "In the Year 2525"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2023 05:35 PM (a3Q+t)


"...if Man is still alive..."

Not a chance the way things are going now.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2023 05:40 PM (AMIL/)

293 War in Ukraine spurs LGBTQ+ acceptance, push for equal rights


Dearest Ukraine, if the choice is being ruled by the alphabet people or by the Russians, choose the Russians.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 13, 2023 05:40 PM (xttsV)

294 NOOOOOOD!!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 13, 2023 05:40 PM (ZSK0i)

295 Exit wounds in both palms sorta indicates the OPPOSITE of hands raised, no?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 13, 2023 05:40 PM (S7une)

296 That's using your head, Tiger!

Erica Herman, Tiger Woods' ex-girlfriend of roughly 6 years, is suing him for $30 million after she claims he "tricked" her into leaving his mansion by telling her to pack for a "short vacation" and then having his people take her to airport ... where they informed her that she was locked out of his sprawling home forevermore and was not allowed to return.

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Beats the hell out of a seven iron to the noggin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2023 05:41 PM (FVME7)

297 I propose that NASCAR become really energetic about including transgender and nonbinary drivers in the sport.
Going further, I think some affirmative justice to correct past systemic exclusion be implemented by having ALL NASCAR drivers chosen from among the most militantly neurotic and unstable trans/nonbinary populace.
I mean, fiery, spectacular pileups are what we watch for anyway, and we could also reduce the number of dangerous nutjobs in our midst.
A win-win for everybody!

FJB

Posted by: Jbspry at March 13, 2023 05:43 PM (/h6jV)

298 Federal Reserve Announces It Is Conducting Review Into Its Own Regulatory Failure of Silicon Valley Bank

Don't we all feel better now?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 13, 2023 05:2

We really do need to watch this closely. I'm getting a very very bad feeling.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 13, 2023 05:45 PM (BdMk6)

299 I just got back, ok

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2023 06:10 PM (xhxe8)

300 Well, I hope that trans female to male doesn't mind getting her/his teeth knock down her/hi fucking throat. Being a hockey fan I'd pay to see it happen.

Posted by: eat a stick at March 13, 2023 06:47 PM (hGlnS)

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