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  • ASRock Rack has a new server motherboard for Ryzen 7000, with dual built-in 10Gb Ethernet ports and 8 SATA ports. (Serve the Home)

    It's microATX, but if they release a mini-ITX version - and they did for Ryzen 5000 - I'll buy two of them.


  • AMD's 7745HX appears to be as fast as Intel's 13700HX. (WCCFTech)

    The 7745HX is the low end of the high-end Dragon Range family of laptop chips, with 8 cores; the 13700HX has 16 cores (8P + 8E).

    On the other hand, the 7745HX uses 50W when playing games, which is a lot for a laptop chip, where the 13700HX uses 80W.

    Oh. That's the same hand.


  • GDDR7 uses PAM3. (AnandTech)

    GDDR7 is the next generation of memory for video cards, and will be about 50% faster than the latest current GDDR6X (and twice as fast as typical GDDR6).

    PAM3 is more interesting: It's trinary. It runs at three voltages, -1, 0, and 1. This allows three bits to be encoded as two signals - there are nine possible values and 0, 0 is treated as an error.

    The upcoming USB 4 v2 (which will hopefully become USB 5 before it arrives) also uses PAM3 to reach speeds of 80Gbps, twice as fast as regular USB 4.


Disclaimer: Poo.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 04:02 AM (T4tVD)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 04:02 AM (xhxe8)

3 JT, you scored!

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 04:02 AM (4UYlo)

4 Disclaimer: Poo.

Pooiiiuuuuyyyyy.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 04:04 AM (4UYlo)

5 JT, you scored!
Posted by: m

Where do I collect my winnings ?

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 04:04 AM (T4tVD)

6
If the room temp superconductor is true, it still required enormous pressure, about half a million psi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 09, 2023 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)

7 Disclaimer: Poo.


Winnie The

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2023 04:07 AM (J7wri)

8 Evening and morning, gefolken! 'Tis Thursday (right?) and yet it feels like Friday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 04:07 AM (omVj0)

9 "The upcoming USB 4 v2 (which will hopefully become USB 5 before it arrives) also uses PAM3 to reach speeds of 80Gbps, twice as fast as regular USB 4."

So at that stage the cable quality and the actual physical connector(s) quality will be the limiting factors. NO CATS ALLOWED NEAR THAT CABLE!

Posted by: That would be important in Ciampino's house at March 09, 2023 04:18 AM (qfLjt)

10 Due to various events swarming where I work, I get to leave an hour early this afternoon and work from home tomorrow. I need to make sure my Win10 laptop is up-to-date and will connect to the sites I need for work, and I havae to back up my files this afternoon to bring home. Still, I can sleep late and work out, relax a bit in the morning, and prob. sneak in a short afternoon nap. Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 09, 2023 04:18 AM (omVj0)

11 JT you did tell everyone downstairs?

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 04:29 AM (xhxe8)

12 6
If the room temp superconductor is true, it still required enormous pressure, about half a million psi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 09, 2023 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)
----
So both Lizzo + Stacy Abrams sat on it?

Posted by: Ciampino - what a mass or what amass? at March 09, 2023 04:32 AM (qfLjt)

13 6
If the room temp superconductor is true, it still required enormous pressure, about half a million psi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 09, 2023 04:06 AM (Mzdiz)
----
OK mister, I can't work with that sort of pressure on me. You gotta lighten the load.

Posted by: Ciampino - what a mass or is it what amass? at March 09, 2023 04:34 AM (qfLjt)

14 My eyes are getting scratchy. Need sleep. Goognight for a while.

Posted by: Ciampino - need napping at March 09, 2023 04:36 AM (qfLjt)

15 Sleep is over rated

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 04:59 AM (xhxe8)

16 JT you did tell everyone downstairs?
Posted by: Skip

Yep !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 05:00 AM (T4tVD)

17 NFL player and others rescue person from burning car:

https://tinyurl.com/3wb53sxr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 05:03 AM (YGliX)

18 JT you did tell everyone downstairs?
Posted by: Skip

(Didja REALLY need to ask ?)

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 05:04 AM (T4tVD)

19 Buenos dias morons

Local TV news is screaming about an "atmospheric river"!" Rheeeeee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 05:11 AM (EZebt)

20 Biggest drought in 1200 years produced atmospheric river

Film at 11

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 05:14 AM (WAsJj)

21 elsewhere in Gavin's California:

Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
6h
BREAKING: LAPD is on citywide tactical alert after 3 officers were reportedly shot in Lincoln Heights.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 05:19 AM (syBNd)

22 At least she can read, and that's an accomplishment considering her educational pedigree.

Posted by: KJP's Binder at March 09, 2023 05:22 AM (LPkjK)

23 I am so surprised:

The suspect had a lengthy criminal record and in January was charged with battery on a police officer and possession of a firearm by a prohibited person in connection with an incident late last year, according to court records and law enforcement sources.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6zxtvf
(LA Times)

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 05:24 AM (syBNd)

24 Biggest drought in 1200 years produced atmospheric river

Any fish in there ?

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 05:26 AM (T4tVD)

25 Yesterday just before this time missed a good space station pass, clear out again around freezing

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 05:28 AM (0Db4G)

26 Gavin is too busy working out his own personal psychodrama involving Walgreen's to deal with petty crap like rampant crime and civil chaos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 05:28 AM (EZebt)

27 Biggest drought in 1200 years produced atmospheric river

Any fish in there ?
Posted by: JT

Snail Darters

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 05:28 AM (vd8XM)

28 G'mornin' everyone! G'devenin' Pixy!

31 degrees, impending snowpocalypse this evening

*yawn; farts in snowpocalypse's general direction*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 05:34 AM (VohFI)

29 Biggest drought in 1200 years produced atmospheric river

Any fish in there ?
Posted by: JT

Snail Darters
Posted by: Bruce

No WONDER they're endangered !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 05:35 AM (T4tVD)

30 31 degrees, impending snowpocalypse this evening

*yawn; farts in snowpocalypse's general direction*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

yeah, we get a snowpocalypse here too.
At least the warning for it bumped the daily "Gale Warning" out of the Weather Underground headline for our area.

Really WU? You feel the need to warn people it's windy out on Lake Michigan during the winter?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 05:37 AM (vd8XM)

31 Snail Darters
Posted by: Bruce

No WONDER they're endangered !
Posted by: JT

They breed in atmospheric rivers. We must continue the drought! Water...BAD!

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

32 We're supposed to have our first 70 degree day this year tomorrow.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 05:40 AM (WAsJj)

33 The person who wrote this devotional-from Singapore, has a more sanguine view of public officials saying "So help me, God" as part of their oath than I do, but it's a good devotional nevertheless based on a passage from the Book of Joshua and asking for God's help

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 05:48 AM (FUVRY)

34 They breed in atmospheric rivers. We must continue the drought! Water...BAD!

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

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Heh. Today was the first time I'd ever heard of "atmospheric rivers."

Can atmospheric oceans be far behind?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 09, 2023 05:49 AM (wsx8x)

35 33. Sorry. Having technical difficulties. Here's the link:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbkf4sy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 05:50 AM (YGliX)

36 Cemetary helps lonely goose find a mate:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8s5hw4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 05:53 AM (YGliX)

37 Cold Fusion blah blah blah
Dead Cat Temp Superconductor blah blah blah

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 05:55 AM (BRHaw)

38 Heh. Today was the first time I'd ever heard of "atmospheric rivers."

Can atmospheric oceans be far behind?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 09, 2023 05:49 AM (wsx8x)

Atmospheric is not just a river in Egypt

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 05:56 AM (BRHaw)

39 Cemetary helps lonely goose find a mate:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8s5hw4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Tinder for gooses...geeses...goses?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

40 JP Morgan sues former executive 'for hiding Jeffrey Epstein's sex abuse to help retain pervert financier as bank's client': Lawsuit says he should be liable for any fines levied against firm and demands he repay wages

JP Morgan alleged executive Jes Staley knew what Jeffery Epstein was doing.

So JP also knew what was going on with him and the Bills kid fucking!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 05:58 AM (BRHaw)

41
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 05:59 AM (ENBF0)

42 PAM3 is more interesting: It's trinary. It runs at three voltages, -1, 0, and 1. This allows three bits to be encoded as two signals - there are nine possible values and 0, 0 is treated as an error.

They may as well have used QAM.

In theory you can represent an unlimited number of bits in a single amplitude with PAM, but in practice PAM puts a pretty severe lower limit on the amount of noise in your system. A little power supply ripple and you lose everything but the first couple bits.

I'm kind of surprised they didn't go for a four-level signal. That would have given them two bits per wire. Is there really a huge practical difference between three levels and four?

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2023 05:59 AM (wGeit)

43 Tinder for gooses...geeses...goses?
Posted by: Bruce

Goosen.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 05:59 AM (T4tVD)

44 Genesis Escobar, 21, was killed while robbing somebody in a car in the Belmont Cragin neighborhood on Monday afternoon. She was dumped wounded on the sidewalk and her body was covered in cash. Witnesses brought her to the hospital where she and her unborn child died. Escobar was seven months pregnant, and friends said she was looking forward to being a mother.

She needed the money for a good preschool.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 05:59 AM (BRHaw)

45 Kindly man helps an older woman:

https://tinyurl.com/3rbkf4sy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 06:00 AM (YGliX)

46 Mitch McConnell falls down at dinner out, hospitalized. It's the right time of year so set him out on an ice floe and be done with it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:02 AM (WAsJj)

47 We have so many snowbirds, but they have to leave in March bc the short-term rentals go back to weekly rates w Spring Break. Saw some pictures yesterday of returned visitors now facing snow at home.

Posted by: EveR at March 09, 2023 06:03 AM (MUpk6)

48 Chaim Topol dies at 87: Beloved star of Oscar-nominated musical Fiddler On The Roof passes away in Israel following battle with Alzheimer's

If I were a rich man!

RIP

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:03 AM (BRHaw)

49 Tinder for gooses...geeses...goses?
Posted by: Bruce

Goosen.
Posted by: JT

Goose Gossage

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:04 AM (vd8XM)

50 46 Mitch McConnell falls down at dinner out, hospitalized. It's the right time of year so set him out on an ice floe and be done with it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:02 AM (WAsJj)

Into polar bear alley?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:04 AM (BRHaw)

51 45% cut in foreign aid, work requirements for Americans on food stamps or Medicaid, and a 43% slash in housing programs: Republicans propose their OWN budget

I would accept 100% cut in foreign graft!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:05 AM (BRHaw)

52 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:06 AM (u82oZ)

53 Into polar bear alley?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Or the Polar Bear Alimentary Canal. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

54
Chaim Topol dies at 87: Beloved star of Oscar-nominated musical Fiddler On The Roof passes away in Israel following battle with Alzheimer's

If I were a rich man!

RIP
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:03 AM


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 06:07 AM (ENBF0)

55 Well, duh.

Just put any superconductor in a really really cold room.

Boom. Problem solved. Gimme day grant munnie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:07 AM (9UlRk)

56 Tinfoilbaby & rhennigantx

Canadian health care, followed by organ donation. Well, if any organs are alcohol-damage free.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

57 JT

Another win for Big Bird bath.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

58 "What the hell is a gander, anyway?"

"It's a goose that's had the Ol' Switcheroo pulled on it, that's what it is..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:11 AM (9UlRk)

59 mornin yall. This just in:

Jimmy Carter is still not dead.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:15 AM (iayUP)

60 Or the Polar Bear Alimentary Canal. I hear it's lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:06 AM (vd8XM)

That's hate speech.

Posted by: Mr. Heidi Klum at March 09, 2023 06:15 AM (9UlRk)

61 mornin yall. This just in:

Jimmy Carter is still not dead.
Posted by: fd

Abe Vigoda is feeling better.

Francisco Franco says "Hey!"

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

62 Columbia University is eliminating SAT and ACT scores as part of the undergraduate admissions process — the first Ivy League school to go permanently test-optional.

It announced the move last week in a slippery statement about making admissions “nuanced” and “respecting varied backgrounds, voices and experiences.”

The “respecting varied backgrounds, voices and experiences bridges not only go to nowhere but falls after the first frost or 2.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:17 AM (BRHaw)

63 It announced the move last week in a slippery statement about making admissions “nuanced” and “respecting varied backgrounds, voices and experiences.”

Will also quit grading anyone.

You pays the money, you gets a degree

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

64 Canadian health care, followed by organ donation. Well, if any organs are alcohol-damage free.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:07 AM (u82oZ)

They cut up my cousin so bad he looked like the strawman stuffed with shit in his casket.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:18 AM (BRHaw)

65 You pays the money, you gets a degree
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:18 AM (vd8XM)

Very common at HBCUs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:19 AM (BRHaw)

66
"What the hell is a gander, anyway?"

$20, same as in town

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 06:19 AM (ENBF0)

67 Jimmy Carter is still not dead.
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:15 AM (iayUP)

They're timing it for maximum distraction value.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 09, 2023 06:19 AM (ImRp4)

68 rhennigantx

Pick out a suit to wear in the casket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

69 UK to be slammed with snow following record-breaking low temps

Published: 0:30, 7 Dec 2020Updated: 16:51, 7 Dec 2020
BRITAIN will have no more snow within decades due to global warming, the Met Office has warned.

New projections from the forecaster suggest traditional winter activities such as building snowmen could be lost if global greenhouse gas emissions are not reduced.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:21 AM (BRHaw)

70 After taking a vacation to Mexico while California got hammered by a blizzard that has killed 12, Gavin Newsom now has covid.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:21 AM (WAsJj)

71 rhennigantx

Soon, only pure-bloods will be able to donate. Unless there is a way to reverse the damage.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

72 Beautiful pictures of nature:

https://tinyurl.com/4mnct5yw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 06:21 AM (YGliX)

73 They arrested the Fire Chief in the next town over for credit card fraud. It seems he used his county credit card to purchase gas for personal use 6 times over the past two years. $220!

Lock that bastard up and let Jounquinel Jaovorious go because he only stole a car and drove it thru a fire station.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:22 AM (iayUP)

74 Standardized testing is more or less a ridiculous joke, and it makes sense to start ignoring it and stop looking for zombified Bush babies who only know how to take a very specific test and have never done anything else of note in their one and a half to two decades on Earth.

But that, of course, doesn't sound Message-y enough, so they pepper in some cultish lingo like "voices" and "experiences".

The sodomy-educational complex is only churning out brainwashed antisocial sociopaths anyway, so colleges are by and large stuck with admitting brainwashed antisocial sociopaths no matter what they do. Might as well suck up to the cult while you're at it.

Posted by: Mr. Heidi Klum at March 09, 2023 06:23 AM (9UlRk)

75 Seal sock, off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:23 AM (9UlRk)

76
It looks like this one is just warmed-over cold confusion


Nailed it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:24 AM (pNxlR)

77 Our school team of HS girls BB lost in the first round of the State Tournament. The winning team was very talented and tall.

Kelsey Nelson as head coach did all she could, backed up by her brother, Jordy Nelson, who was assistant coach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

78 Lock that bastard up and let Jounquinel Jaovorious go because he only stole a car and drove it thru a fire station.
Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:22 AM (iayUP)

The Hard Bigotry of Really, Really Low Expectations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:24 AM (9UlRk)

79 After taking a vacation to Mexico while California got hammered by a blizzard that has killed 12, Gavin Newsom now has covid.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

And the snow would have been much worse if he hadn't been vaxxed.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:25 AM (vd8XM)

80 Those fooking Markles. Who gives a shit if their kids are princes and princesses.The little brats will probably end up swapping genders anyway.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:25 AM (iayUP)

81 Gavin Newsom.

Seriously. This is leadership? Brave Sir Robin would be steadier.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

82 Our school team of HS girls BB lost in the first round of the State Tournament. The winning team was very talented and tall.

Kelsey Nelson as head coach did all she could, backed up by her brother, Jordy Nelson, who was assistant coach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Was it a good game?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

83 Gavin Newsom.

Seriously. This is leadership? Brave Sir Robin would be steadier.
Posted by: NaCly Do

Or Barney Fife.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:27 AM (vd8XM)

84 Turns out I'm not good at pouring coffee in the dark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 06:28 AM (EZebt)

85 Turns out I'm not good at pouring coffee in the dark.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 06:28 AM (EZebt)

I don't know when it was that humanity decided that first thing in the morning after you wake up was the ideal time to handle scalding hot liquids....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:29 AM (9UlRk)

86 Bruce

The first period was. Then the long decay. The team fought to the end. I'm not really a knowledgeable BB person. My wife said "They were fighting for the ball all the time. Is this a hockey game?"

I'll ask one of the girls this morning what she thought.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

87
Mitch McConnell falls down at dinner out, hospitalized. It's the right time of year so set him out on an ice floe and be done with it.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Into polar bear alley?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Polar bears: "Turkey dinner, again?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:30 AM (pNxlR)

88 Newsom is a vicious and dangerous character.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 09, 2023 06:30 AM (ImRp4)

89 Polar bears: "Turkey dinner, again?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carno

Or Turtle dinner.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:31 AM (vd8XM)

90 White and Asian folks with 1400 SAT scores need not apply.

Posted by: Cliff Claven at March 09, 2023 06:31 AM (TXFi7)

91 I've come up with this thing called a "Reverse Marriage". You can keep your spouse, and use the payments to pay for medical bills, home repairs, vacations, and more!

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:31 AM (iayUP)

92 Off barfly sock.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 09, 2023 06:31 AM (TXFi7)

93 Newsom is a vicious and dangerous character.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 09, 2023 06:30 AM (ImRp4)

All liberals are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:32 AM (Kg1oS)

94 Can US citizens legally hold foreign titles of nobility?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:34 AM (9UlRk)

95 The future of medicine will center Women+, not Women!

Whats the +?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:34 AM (BRHaw)

96
Can US citizens legally hold foreign titles of nobility?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:34 AM


IIRC, no

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2023 06:35 AM (ENBF0)

97 Warai-otoko

No, according to the US Constitution.

Which is not followed right now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

98 Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a man on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

thats not how this works!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:36 AM (BRHaw)

99 Have a great day, everyone.

May predictions of snowfall wilt like a horny teen boy given a picture of Hillary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 09, 2023 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

100 yes

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

101 I figured the Constitution forbids American titles of nobility from even existing, i just didn't know if that forbids anyone from holding some other country's titles, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:38 AM (9UlRk)

102 Shame Yertle the Turtle didn't snap his fucking neck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 09, 2023 06:39 AM (+Wcyp)

103 BennieGThompson, former chair of the Jan. 6 committee, said lawmakers were never given that type of access to the footage last Congress. “It’s strictly a new policy that the new speaker has put in place," he told CNN.

The old Sargent Shultz method.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:40 AM (BRHaw)

104 “This evening, Leader McConnell tripped at a local hotel during a private dinner. He has been admitted to the hospital where he is receiving treatment," said a spokesperson.

Whoda fuck needs a hosp after a fall. Maye an old frail almost getting their last reward person.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:42 AM (BRHaw)

105 So if I'm reading Thompson right, some agency of the Executive branch withheld information from Congress in order to influence their decision making?

Should not various and sundry heads be rolling over this? Shouldn't congress be gearing up for all out war against what amounts to a shadow government?

Wouldn't it be great if Congress Assembled made the Deep State their stoolpigeons over all the recent shenanigans they've gotten themselves into by being a passel of stupid, lying, gullible pig fuckers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:44 AM (9UlRk)

106 I am the King. Look at me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:45 AM (TiGPW)

107
BennieGThompson, former chair of the Jan. 6 committee, said lawmakers were never given that type of access to the footage last Congress. “It’s strictly a new policy that the new speaker has put in place," he told CNN.


Well, that kind of shows you where you and yours stood on Nanzi's grand rainbow spectrum of esteem and high regard, didn't it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:46 AM (pNxlR)

108 The Jan 6 committee wasn't even given access to the full video? And yet they said nothing.

Next question: who chose the video to supply to the committee?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:47 AM (TiGPW)

109 Next question: who chose the video to supply to the committee?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:47 AM (TiGPW)

The same people pulling bidens strings

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:48 AM (Kg1oS)

110 Former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Director Robert Redfield testified during a House Oversight Committee hearing on the origins of COVID-19 on Wednesday. There, he explained why the global pandemic most likely resulted from a leak at the Wuhan Institute of Virology rather than a natural spread to humans from animals.

Guess when they knew...

July

2021

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 06:48 AM (BRHaw)

111 I am the King. Look at me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:45 AM (TiGPW)
===

Where are your clothes, bro?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 06:48 AM (EZebt)

112
Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz hoodwinked!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:49 AM (pNxlR)

113
Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz bamboozled!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:50 AM (pNxlR)

114 "I am the King. Look at me.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

I'm a Princess. You can look at me, but don't judge.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:50 AM (iayUP)

115
Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz confuzzled!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:50 AM (pNxlR)

116
Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz sold a bill of goods by the flim-flam man!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:52 AM (pNxlR)

117 The future of medicine will center Women+, not Women!

Whats the +?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Women with penii.

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 06:53 AM (T4tVD)

118 Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz sold a bill of goods by the flim-flam man!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Even shorter...
Huh?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

119 Maybe McConnel broke both hips and they can put him in with Fetterman so they can jerk each other off.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:53 AM (iayUP)

120 Maybe McConnel broke both hips and they can put him in with Fetterman so they can jerk each other off.
Posted by: fd

Disgusting!

But funny!!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

121 Shorter BennieGThompson, "We wuz hoodwinked!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:49 AM (pNxlR)

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us! Can I get an Jesus Amen!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 06:54 AM (Kg1oS)

122 Women with penii.
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 06:53 AM (T4tVD)

In Current Year, Feminism means thinking a penis is an upgrade for a woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:54 AM (9UlRk)

123 "Disgusting"

Yes. They are.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 06:55 AM (iayUP)

124 If anybody has driven in NW Arkansas, Fayetteville, Springdale, Rogers, they know the traffic is terrible. The area grew too big, too fast. Those traffic problems will be a thing of the past. They're putting in roundabouts. Yay.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 09, 2023 06:55 AM (lz5hY)

125 NASA says asteroid the size of the Leaning Tower of Pizza could hit earth on Valentines Day 2046. I welcome SMOD.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:55 AM (WAsJj)

126 Can we just get one politician without a messed up neck?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:56 AM (9UlRk)

127 NASA says asteroid the size of the Leaning Tower of Pizza could hit earth on Valentines Day 2046. I welcome SMOD.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Well, no sense in following my diet then...or to quit drinking.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:56 AM (vd8XM)

128
Allow us to introduce you to the mystic rites of the International Order of the Fabulous Sisters of the Penii ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:56 AM (pNxlR)

129 Can we just get one politician without a messed up neck?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

And a fully formed spine?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

130 Fabulous Sisters of the Penii ...

Would that be more then one?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

131 Breakfast time!

Have a good one all.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

132
Can we just get one politician without a messed up neck?
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I'm down with that!

-- zombie David Carradine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (pNxlR)

133 Can we just get one politician without a messed up neck?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You can remove the kink from any politician's neck with this one weird trick!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (TiGPW)

134 Would that be more then one?
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2023 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

Feminism in Current Year +1: You're only a real woman if you have more than one penis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (9UlRk)

135 Sister's of the Traveling Penii

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (WAsJj)

136 You can remove the kink from any politician's neck with this one weird trick!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (TiGPW)

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of tutoring elementary school kids in mathematics?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:59 AM (9UlRk)

137 Atmospheric rivers isn't new to me, water and that thin air water react the same in jetties and around mountains

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 06:59 AM (SYMHJ)

138 Sister's of the Traveling Penii
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 06:58 AM (WAsJj)

Sisterhood of the Traveling Glans?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:59 AM (9UlRk)

139
Sister's of the Traveling Penii


"$20, same as in town ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 06:59 AM (pNxlR)

140 We need a $5T program to stop the asteroid with a focus on DEI initiatives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:00 AM (TiGPW)

141 SO there is money in the system.

People will spend those funds to find goods and services that equal the value of the money.

Some of that is borrowed funds. about 1 trillion out of 14 trillion.

So then how does a small interest rate hike change that?

Long term spending as cars and homes may take a little more cash from the family but they still need goods and services.

All rate hike may do is just push the real rate of inflation out over 3 or 4 years instead of people taking a 30 to 35% hit immediately.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:01 AM (BRHaw)

142 119, LOL, +10 for Ace-level cruelty!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:01 AM (VohFI)

143
Sidelong Glans, Stolen Glans, Travelling Glans ... it's still rock and roll to me

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 09, 2023 07:02 AM (pNxlR)

144 I hate those fkn roundabouts. People are to stupid to breathe, much less negotiate a circle with cars going around it. I went thru two yesterday that were about 500 yards apart, and there was a traffic jam between them because some dumbass couldn't figure out when to jump in.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:03 AM (iayUP)

145 from your mouth to His ear, NaCly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:03 AM (VohFI)

146
Wheeeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY)

147 Future Americans won't have a gender on their driver's license, but a Dink Index.

You can't put a Five-Dinker in a prison for Three-Dinkers! That's just barbaric!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 07:04 AM (9UlRk)

148

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (vwCZJ)

149 101 I figured the Constitution forbids American titles of nobility from even existing, i just didn't know if that forbids anyone from holding some other country's titles, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 06:38 AM (9UlRk)


The founders were concerned people with titles from other countries would have dual loyalties.

Does it really prevent US titles of nobility? I didn't know that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (wGeit)

150 roundabouts = glorious socialist Science!

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (VohFI)

151 Good morning all! Happy Thursday. Busy day today. Silver Sneakers class, haircut, trip to Walmart (yuck) and setting up for my show tomorrow! I'm so excited to be back at it again.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (wagHN)

152 Once a traffic circle's capacity is exceeded, the whole thing can be held up by one person who thinks they have to stop and wait for the whole circle to clear. That shit makes me so mad, I just want to get on the circle and make laps and flip the dumbass off every time I go around.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:06 AM (iayUP)

153 Allow us to introduce you to the mystic rites of the International Order of the Fabulous Sisters of the Penii ...

Oh for the more simple innocent days of the Grail Sign...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2023 07:06 AM (Sc+/4)

154 Women+ is the new chicks with dicks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:07 AM (BRHaw)

155 I'm so excited to be back at it again.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (wagHN)

Huzzah!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2023 07:08 AM (4I/2K)

156 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 07:08 AM (qoGsy)

157 Roundabouts only require you to yield to one direction. Four way stops require figuring out four different traffic streams. If they're too stupid for a roundabout, they're too stupid for any other traffic device, too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)

158 My birdbath is frozen

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (T4tVD)

159 Morning peeps.

McConnell's fall... if you've been around old people, those pushing 80 or over are profoundly unsteady most of the time. There are exceptions, of course, but generally falls and the resulting injuries, attempts to fix said injuries and complications will kill.

Both my parents, who had underlying issues, died after falls. Not right away mind you, but soon enough to make a connection.

*biden's going to meet his demise through some sort of mundane accident out of view of the public... unless he fall down AF-1's steps and splatters on the tarmac at Andrews AFB. Which of course we'd never be permitted to see.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (Q4IgG)

160 150 152 Roundabouts in this area will be like mini Talladega 500s what with all the NASCAR wannabees. When Eustace is running a little late for work at the distribution center, it'll be pedal to the metal baby, put granny into the wall.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (lz5hY)

161 Roundabouts only require you to yield to one direction. Four way stops require figuring out four different traffic streams. If they're too stupid for a roundabout, they're too stupid for any other traffic device, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)

Still, I look BOTH ways when crossing a one-way street.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (4I/2K)

162 124 If anybody has driven in NW Arkansas, Fayetteville, Springdale, Rogers, they know the traffic is terrible. The area grew too big, too fast. Those traffic problems will be a thing of the past. They're putting in roundabouts. Yay.
Posted by: bill in arkansas



First few hundred car accidents will be tough, but it will improve after that. Maybe.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (sAmhv)

163 That shit makes me so mad, I just want to get on the circle and make laps and flip the dumbass off every time I go around.
Posted by: fd

Is that wrong? If I had known that was wrong. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 07:11 AM (qoGsy)

164 They unleashed a worldwide bioweapon to stop trump the first time.
What are they planning that COVID was a viable alternative to Trump?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:12 AM (TiGPW)

165 Rochester's warmed over cold fusion? I see the researchers have been in intimate contact with my ex-wife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2023 07:13 AM (4I/2K)

166 Roundabouts only require you to yield to one direction. ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)
===

Yield?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 07:13 AM (EZebt)

167 We were doing a lot of work in a new town next to us that was all roundabouts. One day we saw 2 truckloads of Mexicans say fuck it, and just drive straight across the median. It was glorious.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 07:14 AM (WAsJj)

168 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:05 AM (wagHN)

Congratulations and God bless you! That's good news!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 07:14 AM (FUVRY)

169 Roundabouts only require you to yield to one direction. ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2023 07:09 AM (9UlRk)
===

Yield?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 07:13 AM (EZebt)

None may pass! I yield to no man.

Posted by: The Black Knight at the roundabout, where mountains come out of the sky and stand there at March 09, 2023 07:15 AM (4I/2K)

170 Biden’s proposed spending plan would also nearly double the capital gains tax for investment from 20 percent to 39.6 percent, and lift income levies on corporations and wealthy Americans, Bloomberg News reported on Wednesday.

Cap gains needs to approach zero in a 4 to 5 year window.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:15 AM (BRHaw)

171 Morning all. Jewells, sounds like a good day and you are definitely due some.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:15 AM (geOz+)

172 "If they're too stupid for a roundabout, they're too stupid for any other traffic device, too."

That is too true. You could have less education than Jethro Bodine and less sense than John Fetterman on a bender and they will still give you a license to be a menace.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:16 AM (iayUP)

173 If a roundabout isn't big enough, people treat it like a 4 way stop.

Even at big roundabouts, people want to stop before entering.

Those that are in the circle try to prevent others from merging in front of them. Nobody is gonna cut in front of me!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:16 AM (TiGPW)

174 Now if I could just get my shop unbanned. *looks up at Pixy*

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:18 AM (wagHN)

175 Morning all. Jewells, sounds like a good day and you are definitely due some.
Posted by: Ben Had

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 07:19 AM (T4tVD)

176 Yield: Stopping is optional.

Or, in TX, the sign means "Force oncoming traffic to yield to you!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:19 AM (TiGPW)

177 OT- Family and I are watching a great musical ( I'd seen it many times and spouse had seen it once, but son hadn't seen it.) "Easter Parade" with Judy Garland and Fred Astaire. It's nice to have a good family movie in the evening and son will go back to school on Sunday, so now is a good time!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (YGliX)

178 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (V77ej)

179 A prayer dear morons for Mom F. who with dozens of other residents at her AL community are infected with norovirus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (EZebt)

180 Sell a bunch, Jewells!

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (1KS1Z)

181 Sorry, Jewells, your shop incited the J6 insurrection.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (TiGPW)

182 Being in England as a young guy I get roundabouts my township just put one in but has to be the tightest circle I ever saw. But even with a truck I still see how fast I can get through it.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (SYMHJ)

183 JT, Good morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM (geOz+)

184 Dr. Robert Redfield, the former CDC Director, talks about three suspicious events that took place at the Wuhan lab in September 2019 — In Sept. 2019, three things happened in that lab. One is they deleted the sequences. Highly irregular, researchers don’t like to do that. The second thing is they changed the command and control from civilian to military. Highly unusual. The third, which is very telling, is they let a contractor redo the ventilation system in that laboratory. Clearly, there was strong evidence that a significant event happened in that laboratory in September.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:21 AM (BRHaw)

185 "If a roundabout isn't big enough, people treat it like a 4 way stop."

It's the tiny ones that are the worst. This isn't fkn Europe and we aren't all driving little Fiats and Pewgots.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:21 AM (iayUP)

186 I saw 70 patients yesterday, about 40 of them have norovirus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:22 AM (TiGPW)

187 olddog, Good morning to you and the olddog family

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:23 AM (geOz+)

188 Posted by: San Franpsycho

Sorry to hear that. Will pray for your mom and others living there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 07:23 AM (YGliX)

189 Morning Ben Had. Thanks. It's nice to feel normal again if if it's only temporary.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:25 AM (wagHN)

190 Morning Ben Had. Travelling this week for work. Looking forward to getting home to family.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 09, 2023 07:25 AM (V77ej)

191 84 Turns out I'm not good at pouring coffee in the dark.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 06:28 AM (EZebt)

oops

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 07:26 AM (syBNd)

192 So it appear that the more doses of the vax, more concentrated in your general region adds more deaths.

As much as 7% year over year in some regions.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

193 A prayer dear morons for Mom F. who with dozens of other residents at her AL community are infected with norovirus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 09, 2023 07:20 AM


Prayers up, SF. Norovirus sucks all the dicks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (Wnv9h)

194 A prayer dear morons for Mom F. who with dozens of other residents at her AL community are infected with norovirus.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Okay

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (T4tVD)

195 McConnell is in the hospital. What are the Senate GOP's rules of cuccession? Who is top cuck, when the king cuck is incapacitated?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (oINRc)

196 "164 They unleashed a worldwide bioweapon to stop trump the first time.
What are they planning that COVID was a viable alternative to Trump?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:12 AM (TiGPW) "

nuclear war looks like the current candidate ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (VohFI)

197 Hiya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (T4tVD)

198 186 I saw 70 patients yesterday, about 40 of them have norovirus.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:22 AM (TiGPW)

is that the cough and shit that comes after allergies?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

199
Now if I could just get my shop unbanned. *looks up at Pixy*

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:18 AM


Try this:

http://bitly.ws/BnAh

Wheeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM (enJYY)

200 Novovirus is caused by Climate Change and comes in by an atmospheric river. All scientists agree on this.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 07:28 AM (WAsJj)

201 Mitch McConnell Hospitalized After Fall at Former Trump Hotel in DC: Report

I bet he sues PDT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:29 AM (BRHaw)

202 Prayers up San Franpsycho. Hope she recovers quickly.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 07:29 AM (qoGsy)

203 Here in Bourbon Country we have a couple roundabouts. They are covered with skid marks of people's vehicles going straight through, over the curbing and out the other side... usually into a ditch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2023 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

204 is that the cough and shit that comes after allergies?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:27 AM


GI virus. Serious vomiting and diarrhea, fever, chills. Very contagious. It sucks. Trust me on this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2023 07:30 AM (Wnv9h)

205 Internet down at work. Gotta love a GOV Yob. My personal computer is on our hotspot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2023 07:30 AM (Kg1oS)

206 Try this:
ok

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:30 AM (wagHN)

207 no, norovirus is kinda like viral dysentery ...

prayers on the way, SFp!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:31 AM (VohFI)

208 and so glad to hear that, jewells!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:31 AM (VohFI)

209 "They are covered with skid marks of people's vehicles going straight through, over the curbing and out the other side... usually into a ditch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer"

Or right thru the nice planters they have in the middle.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 07:32 AM (iayUP)

210 @199..holy shit it worked! Wow.. forever grateful!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:32 AM (wagHN)

211 How does Murdoch like Tucker's calling the McConnell and Romney crowd vicious liars and weak men?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 09, 2023 07:33 AM (KiBMU)

212
holy shit it worked! Wow.. forever grateful!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:32 AM


Well, this is the tech thread.

Wheeeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:34 AM (enJYY)

213 San Fran psycho, prayers sent and will continue until she recovers. Hydration is crucial in this.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:34 AM (geOz+)

214 whattheheck? that bitly link redirected so many times it was weird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:35 AM (VohFI)

215 211 How does Murdoch like Tucker's calling the McConnell and Romney crowd vicious liars and weak men?
Posted by: Mr Gaga



Maybe huge TV ratings and dominating the hour against Murdoch's competitors helps a bit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 09, 2023 07:35 AM (sAmhv)

216 After Mondays bombshells, it looks to me like the Fox higher ups are censoring Carlson.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2023 07:36 AM (WAsJj)

217 Mitch McConnell Hospitalized After Fall at Former Trump Hotel in DC: Report

--

Strategically placed banana peels, FTW!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2023 07:36 AM (sVtYq)

218 May it please GOD to place a hedge of protection around Tucker Carlson and his family during this battle.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 07:36 AM (1KS1Z)

219 that bitly link redirected so many times it was weird.

Yeah but it finally got you there.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 07:36 AM (wagHN)

220
whattheheck? that bitly link redirected so many times it was weird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:35 AM


I noticed. Then Esty doesn't like the version of browser I'm using so it wouldn't take me directly to Julie's page. But it seems to work and that's the big thing.

Wheeeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:38 AM (enJYY)

221 " Hydration is crucial in this."

people have been dying like flies for millennia because they did not know this one weird trick!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:38 AM (VohFI)

222 Prayers to your momma, SanFran. Sounds like it's something going around right now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2023 07:38 AM (sVtYq)

223 McConnell hospitalized? Was he on a treadmill??

Posted by: dantesed at March 09, 2023 07:38 AM (88xKn)

224 218, Amen!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 09, 2023 07:39 AM (VohFI)

225 "Zip lining Giselle Fetterman" Thst is a funny handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 07:39 AM (FUVRY)

226 You mean, McConnell's shell didn't help him?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2023 07:39 AM (sVtYq)

227 McConnell tripped and fell at a private dinner at a hotel...or so the local story says...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 07:41 AM (exHjb)

228 Turtle can't do pressers about the J6 videos if he's in the hospital.

Does it affect the Senate vote?

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2023 07:41 AM (SYTee)

229 Hey! I was a superconductor for a while after I was a truck driver but before I was a coal miner. No joke. I love those trains.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 09, 2023 07:42 AM (iayUP)

230
Article that I read said that Turtle had polio as a child. Might still be some balance issues.

Wheeee!

Posted by: Zip-Lining Gisele Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:42 AM (enJYY)

231
JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:43 AM (BRHaw)

232 Does it affect the Senate vote?
Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2023 07:41 AM (SYTee)

Yes, he can't vote...although since he votes Uniparty, that's probably not bad.

Senate down 3 Senators now - 2Ds, 1 R - it's now 49D, 48 R, so missing McConnell probably only helps us b/c now there are no ties, and Manchin or Sinema still is the swing...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2023 07:44 AM (exHjb)

233 161 Still, I look BOTH ways when crossing a one-way street.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2023 07:10 AM (4I/2K)

Me, too. Especially in the time of these electric-powered scooters.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2023 07:46 AM (syBNd)

234
I-uh, well I-uh...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 09, 2023 07:47 AM (vwCZJ)

235 >unless he fall down AF-1's steps and splatters on the tarmac at Andrews AFB. Which of course we'd never be permitted to see.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


what a gyp

Posted by: DB - releasing the kraken at March 09, 2023 07:49 AM (geLO8)

236 >McConnell tripped and fell at a private dinner at a hotel...or so the local story says...

Posted by: Nova Local

maybe he was drunk

Posted by: DB - releasing the kraken at March 09, 2023 07:51 AM (geLO8)

237 Ace website keeps crashing/reloading on my iPad. Anyone else have this issue?
It’s the only site that does it.

Posted by: Keezen at March 09, 2023 08:52 AM (qSbxT)

238 JT your prize had to be claimed before 4;30 am today in person.

Posted by: safristi at March 09, 2023 09:11 AM (qktfm)

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