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hiya
Posted by: JT at March 17, 2023 09:28 AM (T4tVD) 2
well shit
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:28 AM (FZYNt) 3
Would hang!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (hOUT3) 4
The freckle near the decolletage is distracting. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13) 5
BOSOMS!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (VWp7G) 6
motorboat season is upon us
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (FZYNt) 7
Would motorboat. Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (QarLh) 8
I get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (LvTSG) 9
Art. There ya go!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (q3gwH) 10
yay tits
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw) 11
Awooooga! Awoooga! Humina humina humina!
Posted by: Looney Toons Wolf, drooling and staring with giant eyes! at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (JCZqz) 12
And me Irish ancestors that were run out of Eire for theft would approve of this, boyo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (hOUT3) 13
Too old!
Posted by: Joe B at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (Angsy) 14
34C
Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (geLO8) 15
Talk about giving the Morons what they want! Whoa Nelly!
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (AMIL/) 16
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory. Depicting only the artist's bared breasts surrounded by white cloth, the 6.7-by-8-centimeter (2.6 by 3.1 in) painting, originally backed with paper, is now in a modern frame.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw) 17
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (U2p+3) 18
Bewbs
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (3CCua) 19
old school porn - just like scrambled hotel skin flicks
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (FZYNt) 20
CBD your a riot
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (MYW11) 21
🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC) 22
>>The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton a lot of women have that it's adorable Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (geLO8) 23
No tatts, no piercings, no ritual scarification.
Would hang. Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (jTmQV) 24
Tetons.
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (DhOHl) 25
Boobs, woo-boo! Thanks, CBD!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (TehmT) 26
Nothing to criticize here….
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (PCK5/) 27
LOL
Posted by: Tuna at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa) 28
Sarah had a nice rack
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (FZYNt) 29
Ok, wondering if it's a self portrait
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (MYW11) Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (qoGsy) 31
The Met
Title: Beauty Revealed Artist: Sarah Goodridge (1788–1853) Date: 1828 Culture: American Medium: Watercolor on ivory Dimensions: 2 5/8 x 3 1/8 in. (6.7 x 8 cm) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw) 32
well the ettes will be in a huff over this
Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (geLO8) 33
The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (QcJKE) 35
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
1828!? I didn't know those things existed back then! Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy) 36
That wasn't a crow painting. This is a crow painting. Sort of.
https://tinyurl.com/968xwha6 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I) 37
This abstract stuff rarely puzzles me, but this time I'm stumped.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (MvF+J) Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (SEDrX) 40
Where are her elbows??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I) 41
Those'll poke your eyes out man!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4IgG) 42
you telling me a skirt painted this?
Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (geLO8) 43
🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood If I ever open a bar, it will be named "Beer and Boobs". Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy) 44
Is there one of her veejayjay?
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (MYW11) 45
Erin go Braghless?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC) 46
Even St Pat would have said nice tits!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw) 47
The hell? Open ace and those hit me right in the eyes.
Posted by: Just sayin at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (bewti) 48
45
ha Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw) 49
Those nipples tell me she is going to need a moment to relax and unwind.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Jg7EG) 50
🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC) Erin went braless! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (4I/2K) 51
44 Is there one of her veejayjay?
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (MYW11) thats the Grandma lady! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw) 52
hopefully her next piece was of her snatch
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (FZYNt) 53
The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood And heeeeeeers the pitch and it's a high fastball ! Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (qoGsy) 54
Well, that's direct LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg) 55
49 Those nipples tell me she is going to need a moment to relax and unwind.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Jg7EG) maybe there was a draft in the room Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw) 56
How cute, bee stings.
Posted by: Nadine Jansen at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (s4o5n) 57
Now do muffins.
Posted by: Betty White at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl) 58
I wonder if it's a self-portrait.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (t0OGg) 59
Nothing to criticize here….
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (PCK5/) Could be a bit fuller and rounder but quite inspiring nonetheless. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (4I/2K) 60
I'm worried about the spot on her right top-left breast.
This calls for a full, hand examination. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (Vwz3I) 61
If I ever open a bar, it will be named "Beer and Boobs".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy) I have thot Titties and Beer would be a great place. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw) 62
My hopes this morning are shattered.🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC) 63
defiantly done back before the cartoon stripper boobs were a thing
Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (FZYNt) 64
So, that's how Sarah makes all that money!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy) 65
This painting reminds me of Zoe Kazan in "Revolutionary Road" (200
![]() Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (MvF+J) 66
Supposedly she painted this to flirt with a Senator she wanted to marry.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (lc5cP) 67
Is this the very first documented only fans post?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (lTGtQ) 68
I'm worried about the spot on her right top-left breast.
This calls for a full, hand examination. Posted by: andycanuck "I didn't go to medical school but I'd be happy to take a look." Never fails to elicit a chuckle or two. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (qoGsy) 69
Pale and creamy porcelain skin. Woot.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (4I/2K) 70
I'm suddenly reminded of an episode of South Park. The main difference is a lack of a necklace.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (hwP7U) 71
For some reason I'd bet that Sarah Goodridge was a fun date!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw) 73
how do we know those aren't attached to a cock ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (us2H3) 74
Disembodied boobies do nothing for me but I appreciate the thought.
Posted by: Drew in MO at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (cGlgB) 75
32 well the ettes will be in a huff over this
Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM Why? It could be a dude's chest, with his dead name attributed to the work! You don't know, bigot! Posted by: SJW Commissar at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (JCZqz) 76
CBD knows what art the morons like. And delivers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (4I/2K) 77
OnlyFans: The early years.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (TehmT) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (hOUT3) Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (FZYNt) 80
A 2.5in x 3in painting.
So credit card size ish (the painting). She must have painted with a magnifying glass. Posted by: Scott_T at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (2waQ7) 81
Sarah was gonna do a self portrait but she the canvas was too small
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (us2H3) 82
"I didn't go to medical school but I'd be happy to take a look."
--------------- I tried to reach her first but a Doctor of Divinity beat me to her. Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I) 83
Well I'm awake now..
Posted by: Just sayin at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (bewti) 84
The word alabaster comes to mind. Not sure why.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (eGTCV) Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP) Posted by: John Fetterman at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (vwCZJ) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE) 88
How cute, bee stings.
Posted by: Nadine Jansen at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (s4o5n) I am a fan of your body of work and many contributions to the art of photo essays. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (4I/2K) 89
Got Milk?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (MvF+J) 90
Laughing over here, boss.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (iKBwy) Posted by: Oedipus at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (ECtwF) 92
She must have painted with a magnifying glass.
Posted by: Scott_T at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (2waQ7) Two hairs and some air. Posted by: Bob Ross at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (Angsy) 93
Really? Really? You are going with this kind of painting?
DISGUSTING. Give me the fat man on an Ottoman any day Posted by: Barack Obama at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (lc5cP) 94
Perhaps she was a Unitarian?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (TXFi7) 95
And the etts get a nekid lardass on an ottoman...in wemens history month!
Posted by: Dingbat at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (W4uN5) 96
87 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger Ah now I know why they say masturbation will make you go blind Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (FZYNt) Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) 98
Shouldn't there be two Gumbys to balance out the two Pokeys??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (Vwz3I) 99
The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE) ++++ Through the magic of extremely high-resolution photography, though, it can be blown up to an appropriate size! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (t0OGg) 100
Alabaster? I just met her!
Posted by: Rimshot at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (DhOHl) 101
The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger It had to be concealable in the senator's pocket, in case his wife was nearby. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (lTGtQ) 102
There are no elbows in this artwork.
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (CQE5S) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (R/m4+) 104
Happy St. Tits Day!!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (gryET) Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (lc5cP) 106
Finally, CBD discovers art.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (D8mow) 107
Perhaps she was a Unitarian?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (TXFi7) I don't think so. She has two. Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Angsy) 108
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood Go with your strengths I always say. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Vwz3I) 110
This is one of those paintings where the eyes follow the viewer around the room.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (MvF+J) 111
>97 She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) Butterface... Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (gryET) 112
So...is she the devil from the Devil and Daniel Webster?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (lc5cP) Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Irdcf) 114
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) Call me. (makes phone fingers) Posted by: Paper Bag at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Angsy) 115
The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE) That's the same size as my Irish Curse! Posted by: Peevish McCranky at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (4I/2K) 116
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (iKBwy) 117
Horde mind!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Vwz3I) 118
make a helluva debit card
Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (us2H3) 119
It's a trap!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Vl0Ta) 120
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled, and says, "You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!" Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Jg7EG) 121
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood That one had my craycray detector sounding off. Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (3CCua) 122
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) ++++ That blurb is awesome. In 1828, 40-year-old artist Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature portrait of her own breasts imbued with a "paleness and buoyancy" and gave it to a US Senator she may have wanted to marry ... It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection. There really is nothing new under the sun. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg) 123
So I was reading in article on Human Events and they were doing the "Leftwingers are the real homophobes!" thing.
We really do live in the era of "they are doing the meme!" don't we? Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP) 124
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus The search goes on!! Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (qoGsy) 125
Did the Senator respond with a crayon drawing of his junk? Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (gryET) 126
Ya' know? That would make a nice pillowcase.
Posted by: some otaku guy somewhere at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (3aLWR) 127
some high brow art analysis of the intricacies and hidden meanings of this painting would be awesome
Posted by: Dingbat at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (W4uN5) 128
Stereo.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (MF3yS) 129
Brace yourself, Bridget!
Posted by: Peevish McCranky at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (4I/2K) 130
There really is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg) Women didn't have the opportunities then that they do today. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (QcJKE) 131
Today is the day of remembrance of when Ireland became snake free in the year 1073.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (aylmF) 132
122 It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.
There really is nothing new under the sun. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg) ========= Nu-uh...We do it faster now. That makes it different. Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG) 133
Ya' know? That would make a nice pillowcase.
Posted by: some otaku guy somewhere This may be the greatest Shark Tank proposal ever delivered. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (qoGsy) 134
The new MyPillow 3.0!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (iKBwy) 135
Stocks are down this morning...the whole week has been a bit of a roller coaster. Why aren't investors comfortable, knowing President Biden says he has everything under control and the financial system is fine?
Posted by: Money Moron at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (JCZqz) 136
This thread is tits up.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (lc5cP) 137
Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG) ++++ Given the number of salts involved, particularly in combination with the temperature, I think it probably qualifies as "savory" rather than sweet... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg) 138
The composition, juxtaposition, interplay of forms and colors, all are diagnostic of the work of the Breastist Movement of the early 19th C.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (MvF+J) 139
138 Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG) ++++ Given the number of salts involved, particularly in combination with the temperature, I think it probably qualifies as "savory" rather than sweet... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg) ========= Next thing you'll tell me is that savory muffins are a bad idea. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (d0T5a) 141
I felt a great disturbance in the force as if a million members of the Horde had cried out at once "bewbs"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (3fyU/) 142
Which nipple dispenses half & half and which one dispenses French vanilla?
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (d0T5a) ++++ First one, then the other. The contractor who refills the apparatus likes to keep you on your toes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg) 143
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 144
Generally speaking, I prefer bewbies with larger areolas. These are nice and tight but they are very modest in areola supremacy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (D8mow) 145
5B00B
Posted by: Some Gen Xer at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (lc5cP) 146
Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
![]() Posted by: Kris at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 148
She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 149
I like that the portrait is the size of a business card. Like she was telling the senator, "keep this in your wallet and think of me."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg) 150
Which nipple dispenses half & half and which one dispenses French vanilla?
Posted by: Robert I don't know why exactly (yes I do), your comment reminds me of the ASL sign for 'milk'. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy) 151
Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG) What is that, like some kind of card game? Is it like Go Fish? Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (d0T5a) 152
Erin went braless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 153
"When the art is boobs, enjoy the boobs; when the art is modern, consider: CBD has posted the former, as well as the latter." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (oINRc) Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (lc5cP) 155
I would hang(unto these)
Posted by: esteban jo at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Iynsv) 156
This thread is tits up.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (lc5cP) Tits out, more like. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (4I/2K) 157
Generally speaking, I prefer bewbies with larger areolas. These are nice and tight but they are very modest in areola supremacy.
Posted by: Pudinhead We need common sense areola control!! Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (qoGsy) 158
It would appear that she did not paint this whilst sitting beside a fire.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (KbCG3) 159
Willowed.
Dude, just stop it, go to the DoJ public corruption website and tell me people haven’t been imprisoned for far less. Posted by: MAGA_Ken Yeah you're right. List is littered with 80 year old former VPs and Presidents. My bad. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (NW9xb) 160
It would appear that she did not paint this whilst sitting beside a fire.
You think she made herself pokey on purpose? That's terrible! Posted by: Jennifer Aniston from Friends at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (lc5cP) 161
It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.
There really is nothing new under the sun. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg) ********* She wanted him to "forget what my face looks like, my breasts are all yours." Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (NpAcC) 162
Is this a self portrait?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (aylmF) 163
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) Meh. She lets her hair down and dons some librarian glasses....... Got nice cans, tho. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (qoGsy) 165
So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"
Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks. Posted by: McLurkerson at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (wNDOJ) 166
>some high brow art analysis of the intricacies and hidden meanings of this painting would be awesome
Posted by: Dingbat the near-symmetric bosoms are an ironic comment on the duality of man, while the pale, washed out colors reflect the fading hopes and fortunes of a once proud republic Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (geLO8) 167
I imagine as a 46 year old rich, famous Senator Daniel Webster had all the babes sending him titty paintings.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (lc5cP) 168
So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"
Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks. Posted by: McLurkerson My wife no longer asks to see "What's so funny?" anymore. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy) 169
Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Posted by: Kris at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO) Mine are better looking. Posted by: admiral levine at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Angsy) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) 171
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) She sorta looks like a young Tom Hulce. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K) 172
She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) ***** See comment #97. Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC) 173
168 So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"
Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks. Posted by: McLurkerson My wife no longer asks to see "What's so funny?" anymore. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy) Ha! Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (CQE5S) 174
How does a nuclear power plant leak 400,000 gal of radioactive water from a pipe running between two buildings without anyone noticing before it got to 400,000 gallons?
It was only tritium, but now the greenies are gonna say "See! No more nuclear!" Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF) 175
I like that the portrait is the size of a business card. Like she was telling the senator, "keep this in your wallet and think of me." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg) Eh, I'm pretty sure only American politicians are so bloodless as to keep business cards for their harlots. And US BC aspect ratio is 7:4. Just a point of order. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (oINRc) 176
So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"
Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks. Posted by: McLurkerson at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (wNDOJ) This is what's known in the industry as a "self-own." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1) 177
Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"
Normal response: Uh...I dunno Cultured response: Why dear, I am just indulging in fine American art to better appreciate our shared culture and history Moron response: Hey honey I'm gonna go get an easel...you wait right here Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (lc5cP) 178
Want to touch the boobies....
Posted by: Billy Madison at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (VWp7G) 179
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus Good thing she didn't damage hers, eh? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Vl0Ta) 180
Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
--------- We've met?? Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Vwz3I) 181
Yeah, needs a nsfw warning. Sometimes I open this at work.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF) 182
171 She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) ======= Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (LvTSG) 183
Titillating.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (DhOHl) 184
Interesting but of history about the painting.
...the tiny portrait was given to Webster, presumably in an effort to win his affection. Webster, a known womanizer, would often whisper 'Honk, Honk' to Goodridge at social gatherings and greeted her in letters as 'My Dearest Honky'. This is believed to be the origin of the derogatory term Honky to describe people of pale complexion. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (QcJKE) 185
Regulators in the San Francisco Bay Area voted Wednesday to eliminate the sale and installation of natural gas-powered furnaces and water heaters over eight years beginning in 2027, ostensibly to limit air pollution.
I'm really surprised that the regulators didn't cite the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the resulting fires, many involving natural gas, as the reason. The "Big One" must be right around the corner. Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo) 186
The artist was probably good looking before electricity, oh wait
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (3fyU/) 187
>>>There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus They're real, and they're spectacular. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (VWp7G) 188
>She's not attractive, y'all.
sure she is a little makeup and maybe release that dome of hair, let it fall... I'd ask her to the prom Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (geLO8) 189
i'm 8yrs old watching national geographic
Posted by: joe fingerblaster at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (3TalN) 190
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+) 191
172 She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) -------------------- Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy. I thinks she's old enough. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (D8mow) 192
Hey, Sponge. Welcome back!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (v4kIh) 193
Today is my 19th wedding anniversary.
This is a GREAT anniversary present. THANKS CBD! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) ***** Congratulations! Very cool that you were married on St. Patrick's Day.🍀 Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC) 194
Best Art Thread evah!
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (53oGX) 195
She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) ***** See comment #97. Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC) You mean, 13 right? Posted by: Joe B at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Angsy) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu) 197
Today is my 19th wedding anniversary.
This is a GREAT anniversary present. THANKS CBD! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM Happy anniversary to you crazy kids! Don't do anything the Horde would do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Vl0Ta) 198
I don't know why exactly (yes I do), your comment reminds me of the ASL sign for 'milk'.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy) I had to look it up but when I did man did I laugh! ![]() Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (d0T5a) 199
>>>There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus ... you just want to see them all. Posted by: Ron White at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (4I/2K) 200
>>>Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch Agreed. Not Kate Upton, but she's pretty. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (VWp7G) 201
>>>Today is the day of remembrance of when Ireland became snake free in the year 1073.
Has Jiggin' Joe buzzed the coast of Ireland with his predator drone yet? Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (Jg7EG) 202
Would hang.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (DMyTF) 203
Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP) 204
Bet she made out great at Mardi Gras.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (DhOHl) 205
*****
Congratulations! Very cool that you were married on St. Patrick's Day.🍀 Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC) She actually chose the date. We happened to be on a trip to Kauai, so we sort of eloped. She had no idea it was St. Patty's day. I thanked her because I'd be the husband that would never forget when our anniversary was. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1) 206
I imagine as a 46 year old rich, famous Senator Daniel Webster had all the babes sending him titty paintings.
---------- Define these, Danny Boy. Posted by: Titania at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Vwz3I) 207
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory. Depicting only the artist's bared breasts surrounded by white cloth, the 6.7-by-8-centimeter (2.6 by 3.1 in) painting, originally backed with paper, is now in a modern frame.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 *** 1828? Don't tell me, lemme guess. She was friends with Mary W. Shelley? (Whom I always picture as looking like the young and hawt Elsa Lanchester) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu) 208
Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP) Inadequate food supply back then. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (4I/2K) 209
I have n fixed prejudices about boob size, but honestly, 2.5" by 3.5" are really tiny boobs.
Also, it isn't art. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (mZOHK) 210
What? No elbows?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (lf83v) 211
This is very Minoan.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (D8mow) 212
There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+) ***** hotair.com 🤮 Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC) 213
Next week the beauty of a penis will be revealed?
Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (Uy/WF) 214
It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.
There really is nothing new under the sun. Ahh, but it's done with apps now. That makes it different. Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (ZGrMX) 215
CBD is just playing with us. From Psychology Today:
"In a variable ratio schedule, you may decide that you are going to reward the behavior, on average, every five times the person does the behavior, but you vary it, so sometimes you give the reward the third time they do the behavior, sometimes the seventh time, sometimes the second time, etc. It averages out to every five times." Posted by: Next2Nothing at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (tA1/w) 216
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus * ... you just want to see them all. Posted by: Ron White at March 17, 2023 *** Well, you know, we have to. If we're going to decide which pair is the finest. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu) 217
Hey, Sponge. Welcome back!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (v4kIh) Howdy. Only temporary. Heading out to NE TX today to do some f*cking plumbing at the FiL's house....... Wife told me I needed to take the fishing trip to relax and cancelled the plans she had for our anniversary so we could go fix the leak. ![]() I hate it for her....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1) 218
I looked up Mary Shelley and she looks like John Kerry in drag
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP) 219
Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (4I/2K) 220
Next week the beauty of a penis will be revealed?
Posted by: sidney The Paolo, he, how you say, remains ready. Posted by: The Paolo at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy) 221
There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+) Or, as I like to call it, tepidqueef.com. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) 222
Since CBD is involved, someone should pour maple syrup on those.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (ZGrMX) 223
Hey, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (v4kIh) 224
She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 *** But parts of her were excellent. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu) 225
203 Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP) Nutrition. Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (CQE5S) 226
Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (4I/2K) Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) 227
Blatant boobage? During wimmins month? Tsk, tsk.
Posted by: Karen down the street at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (DhOHl) 228
> Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Uy/WF) 229
Nothing like waking up to a pair of baby feeders. Opens the eyes faster than coffee.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Bd6X8) 230
Hey TJM, just sent you a LinkedIn connect. I don't even know why.
Anyway, you now know my real name. Congrats! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (KbCG3) 231
Howdy. Only temporary. Heading out to NE TX today to do some f*cking plumbing at the FiL's house.......
Wife told me I needed to take the fishing trip to relax and cancelled the plans she had for our anniversary so we could go fix the leak. I hate it for her....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1) Yo, Spünj!! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (6uyrZ) 232
Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1) Yeah, but they are added to the end. When you are too old to do shit. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (UuD2k) 233
Cool, Paolo.
Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (Uy/WF) 234
Was she born in Hooterville??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I) 235
Howdy, B.! I got entangled in some work-work stuff, but I'm certainly glad I dropped in for today's art. Got a work-work staff meeting via Chinese Spy Video later, just an hour. But with any luck I might tiptoe out of here half an hour early this p.m.!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu) 236
Wow, look at this tool of the patriarchy. I have now taken it upon myself to lord over the art world and decree that only new-age, post-modern bullshit be produced.
In lieu of that, some weird vaginas will suffice. Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (KbCG3) 237
> Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.
Posted by: Count de Monet releases dopamine across the synapses yeah, that's it Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (geLO8) 238
228 > Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Uy/WF) So we should advocate for this? Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (mZOHK) 239
Oh what a happy morning for the thirsty, thirsty old men!
And just in time for Sint Patty's Day! Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (dCxaZ) 240
Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney I can certainly see that being so. Is the earlier physical maturation of girls from which it was decades ago connected to that? Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (qoGsy) 241
who needs a pint of Guinness when there's BEWBAGE to FAPP to?
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (dCxaZ) 242
Yo, Spünj!! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (6uyrZ) DÜPH!!! Back from the land of Shillelaghs and Leprechauns? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (geLO8) 244
Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (LvTSG) ****** Only if she flashed her boobs. Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (NpAcC) 245
237 > Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.
Posted by: Count de Monet releases dopamine across the synapses yeah, that's it Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (geLO ![]() A hard life is better than a soft one. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (mZOHK) 246
Yeah, but they are added to the end. When you are too old to do shit. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (UuD2k) Your point is valid, unless you're doomed to go in your 60's...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) 247
Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
Oopsie. No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene. https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE) 248
She must be a 3-bagger, or the artist would have shown her face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (tkR6S) 249
You got out there and played basketball. On the court, with a basketball. You played for 40 minutes, 40 whole minutes, not 38 or 39. For 5 young men to play with a round ball on be it a hard wooden court makes me and all the buffalos proud and by buffalo I do not mean the actual animal the buffalo.
Posted by: Commalala at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw) 250
Also, it isn't art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (mZOHK) Why? There's clearly wood! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (0KBj+) 251
247 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
Oopsie. No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene. https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE) ======== $5 says an EPA official made it happen. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG) 252
It's probably futile with such a perfect piece of art to compete with, but...
Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering. She is fighting for trans kids, but also for anyone the GOP targets. She's also setting a good example for Democratic lawmakers everywhere - FIGHT BACK! ACT! DO SOMETHING! Once again Corporate Media deflects from the whole truth. This solitary Representative of Democracy is fighting fascism with all the might everyone who loves democracy should. Get it right for once, unless you really never want to, masters of media. Joe, please give this marvelous woman a Medal of Freedom....STAT! Rachel had her on a few weeks ago In her A Block - a segment about the things we as individuals can do to interfere with the toxic shit coming from the Republican party - even in deep red Nebraska. Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz) 253
Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
________ And married men who stared at boobs experienced a much shorter life expectancy. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (lf83v) 254
Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (KFhLj) 255
Did Webster send her a strand of beads in exchange??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I) 256
106 Finally, CBD discovers art.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (D8mow) Your nic is missing a d. Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (CQE5S) 257
She must be a 3-bagger, or the artist would have shown her face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon AOP, the owner of said boobies is the artist. Know thyself, I guess. Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (qoGsy) 258
Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
Oopsie. No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene. https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE) Who runs Minnesota? Gee.....I wonder...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 259
How does a nuclear power plant leak 400,000 gal of radioactive water from a pipe running between two buildings without anyone noticing before it got to 400,000 gallons?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF) Never worked at a power plant, I take it? Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (Jg7EG) Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (geLO8) 262
Why? There's clearly wood! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (0KBj+) Little pointy bits of it, OK. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (mZOHK) 263
DÜPH!!!
Back from the land of Shillelaghs and Leprechauns? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1) Yup. Got back to the US of A on Saturday night. Made some Irish coffees this morning in honor of the day. Although I used bourbon (big surprise, right??) instead of the abomination known as Irish whiskey. So I guess it's not actually an Irish coffee. Oh well. Guarantee mine is better than most! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (6uyrZ) 264
252 Joe, please give this marvelous woman a Medal of Freedom....STAT!
Rachel had her on a few weeks ago In her A Block - a segment about the things we as individuals can do to interfere with the toxic shit coming from the Republican party - even in deep red Nebraska. Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz) ======== In a state where elections are probably in pretty decent shape, this is an interesting thing for Iowans to see the Democrat Party wrap themselves around. This is like Abortion Barbie in Texas. Her filibuster was supposed to lead to Texas turning blue. Ten years later, Texas is as red as ever, perhaps moreso. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG) 265
Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (KFhLj) I do prefer em a bit bigger than that, tbh..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1) 266
"Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering."
I like the cut of this Cavanugh's jib. Grinding government to a halt is one of the highest callings there can be and I support it 100%. Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (KbCG3) 267
Beauty Revealed
Sarah Goodridge I'm Ready For My Close-uo Mr. DeMille - a limerick Though they seem out of reach have no fear These objects are really quite near It's an optical illusion That's causing your confusion Objects in mirror are closer than they appear Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (ykeLU) 268
Kid's up. Guess I'd better close this tab....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Angsy) 269
Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
________ And married men who stared at boobs experienced a much shorter life expectancy. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (lf83v) And other studies have shown that married women who carry several extra pounds have longer life expectancies than their husbands who mention it. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (4I/2K) 270
So I guess it's not actually an Irish coffee. Oh well. Guarantee mine is better than most!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (6uyrZ) Woot! *seethes with jealousy* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1) 271
With out the face it might as well be from a medical journal.
A really great journal. Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (VZPAA) 272
How's yourself and the neighbours, Doof, me old trout?
☘️ Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I) 273
Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz) ++++ Presumably she is blocking some limp-wristed law that nominally prevent the mutilation of children in the name of "trans" and is blocking the Nebraska legislature from doing anything else. Sooo, does she realize that this is a win/win for her opposition? Sure that law might not get passed, but no other law will, either. The government that governs best, governs least - so keep it up. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg) 274
When God created woman,
He gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, With middle breast in hand. Said "What do we do, With the useless boob?" And God created man. When God created woman, He gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, With middle breast in hand. Said "What do we do, With the useless boob?" And God created man. Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl) 275
Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
Oopsie. No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene. https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre Posted by: Bitter Clinger This is why we don't have almost unlimited cheap power. Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (SEDrX) 276
I said Iowa...it's Nebraska. Whatever. The comment still stands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (LvTSG) 277
"They let you grab them by the"—in this case, chesticles.
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (CQE5S) 278
211 This is very Minoan.
Ah yes. Reminds me of a library book I checked out as a kid titled Daily Life in Ancient Times, published by National Geographic. Nice color illustrations. The pictures of the Minoan ladies were…particularly nice. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (v4kIh) 279
Sarah makes me smile
Posted by: Hall and/or Oates at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (og5mY) 280
Oops. Double paste.
Posted by: Bad jokes at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl) 281
Absolutely not. It's just what it is.
Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Uy/WF) 282
Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1) 283
273 Sooo, does she realize that this is a win/win for her opposition? Sure that law might not get passed, but no other law will, either. The government that governs best, governs least - so keep it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg) ======== She's going to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars from out of state small dollar donors and use it as a platform to run for governor. She will then raise millions of dollars in that run, which will crash and burn, but she will then be able to run for Senate. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (DMyTF) 285
280 Oops. Double paste.
Posted by: Bad jokes at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl) Oh, if you had signed that "Amy Shumer." Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (CQE5S) 286
This is why we don't have almost unlimited cheap power. Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (SEDrX) I'll honk and wave as I blow through your neck of the woods this afternoon. ![]() Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1) 287
Eyes without a face.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (4I/2K) 288
282 Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1) I don't get it. Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I) Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4) 291
Woot!
*seethes with jealousy* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1) Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ) Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S) 293
247 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
Oopsie. No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene. https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE) A lot of plants get this problem. The devil is in the details. You really need to know the level of radioactivity to evaluate the incident. For some reason, that's always left out. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (UuD2k) 294
The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE) This Credit Card like Mastercard is accepted everywhere! Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (L1tQx) 295
She's going to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars from out of state small dollar donors and use it as a platform to run for governor. She will then raise millions of dollars in that run, which will crash and burn, but she will then be able to run for Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG) ++++ It's like you have a crystal ball! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (t0OGg) 296
Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
__________ Just announced: The nearby bass tournament will be offering a new prize for catching a bass with the most eyes. And the night fishing round will be extended because the fish will be glowing and visible after dark. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (lf83v) 297
Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ) I will not be shooting that day....... ![]() Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1) 298
How's yourself and the neighbours, Doof, me old trout?
☘️ Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I) Doing fine, me lad - tanks for askin'! And how are ye doing up there in the Great White Nort? Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (6uyrZ) 299
300
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (CQE5S) 300
oops
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (CQE5S) 301
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (u82oZ) 302
off idiot sox
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw) 303
I'd rowboat that
~ Amish dude Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (OgrpQ) 304
Here’s hoping you can leave work early on this fine Friday, Wolfus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (v4kIh) 305
Those nipples follow you around the room, like the eyes in a painting in a haunted house.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (iayUP) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (QcJKE) 307
Bedad and begora Happy St Paddy’s Day! now hand me my shileighlea for the traditional drunken beating of the wife! Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (L1tQx) 308
Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ) I will not be shooting that day....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1) Shots, yes. Shooting, NO!!! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (6uyrZ) 309
Alright, Hordians. I'm off to get my LOOONNGGG day started.........
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And eff Paul. I've got it on good authority he's a dick. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1) 310
I'll honk and wave as I blow through your neck of the woods this afternoon.
Posted by: Sponge 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (SEDrX) 311
Saints preserve us.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4) Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw) 313
Joe Fallin'
https://tinyurl.com/mr8m4kpu Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I) 314
218 I looked up Mary Shelley and she looks like John Kerry in drag
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP) And now y'all know why I was an advocate for "free love." Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (PiwSw) 315
Peace out, Spünj!! Have fun with the turd wrestling
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (6uyrZ) 316
I dated a girl that had two very nice bewbies but she also had tiny nascent nipples down her belly. I found this off-putting.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (D8mow) 317
I don't get it.
Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S) ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE JOE BIDEN IS REPRESENTING HIM REPEATING HIMSELF WHICH MAKES JOE BIDEN AN ALCOHOLIC. THIS WEBSITE REGULARLY MAKES FUN OF JOE BIDEN. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (mZOHK) 318
Those nipples follow you around the room, like the eyes in a painting in a haunted house.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (iayUP) wouldn't mind if they followed me everywhere Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Mkvkw) 319
Later, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (v4kIh) 320
I am sure when Danial said Sarah show me your tits he had something else in mind!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (BRHaw) 321
I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (z/ifB) 323
I'm really surprised that the regulators didn't cite the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the resulting fires, many involving natural gas, as the reason.
The "Big One" must be right around the corner. Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo) Was Frisco on natural gas by then, or were they still using manufactured gas? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (tkR6S) 324
Crap.... the temperature's dropping like a rock, it's raining and I forgot to cover my wife's Peonies. Bitter cold is returning to Bourbon Country tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.
Time to suit up.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Q4IgG) 325
CR80 is 2.13″ x 3.38″ (54 mm x 86 mm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw) 326
Doing fine, me lad - tanks for askin'! And how are ye doing up there in the Great White Nort?
--------------- I'm well though it's raining today. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Vwz3I) 327
That blasted monk-Patrick! Serial killer, purveyor of genocide!
Posted by: Snek Liberation Front at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (wrJpE) 328
Picard is turning into The Thing...and I'm good with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG) 329
I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K) so.... we aren't doing phrasing anymore? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (Mkvkw) 330
They're real and magnificent.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4) 331
ho lee fuk
that storm front goes from Corpus Christi to Greater Sudbury Canada. https://tinyurl.com/4wtpf5sa Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (BRHaw) 332
Kellyanne Conway: Jared Kushner ‘Benefitted in the Billions’ from Trump Presidency
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (DMyTF) 333
321 I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K) There is a ZZ Top song about that! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw) 334
332 Kellyanne Conway: Jared Kushner ‘Benefitted in the Billions’ from Trump Presidency
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (DMyTF) Good his Dad lost about $2B thru it all. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw) 335
IAEA: Tons of uranium gone missing from Libyan site
Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday. "The loss of knowledge about the present location of nuclear material may present a radiological risk, as well as nuclear security concerns," a statement by International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) chief Rafael Grossi said, adding that reaching the site required "complex logistics." Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo) 336
276 I said Iowa...it's Nebraska. Whatever. The comment still stands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM DU regularly freaks out about Iowa...Gov Kim Reynolds is a mini-DeSantis, don't you know? What happened to Iowa? Iowa used to be a reasonably well-educated state that supported progressive policies. Today, it’s mostly a bigoted, anti-government bastion of hate and anger. True Difficult to even find a restaurant. When I lived there in the 60s it was thriving. My USCG son is being transferred from VA to CA and we're driving his car across country. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of having to go through all of those fly-over states filled with fidiot assholes. Wish me luck. I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real. Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) 337
A lot of plants get this problem. The devil is in the details. You really need to know the level of radioactivity to evaluate the incident. For some reason, that's always left out.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (UuD2k) exactly. Are we talking granite countertops or actual plutonium? Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (z/ifB) 338
From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."
So much for equality, am I right? Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX) 339
Who told you to put the bra on?
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (DhOHl) 340
What moron would not hang this?
Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (OUiUM) 341
That's a very nice areola ratio. No dinner plate shit here.
Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (oXNqT) 342
336 My USCG son is being transferred from VA to CA and we're driving his car across country. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of having to go through all of those fly-over states filled with fidiot assholes. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) ========= Now THAT is hilarious. "In Iowa they will have bad thinks. I'll be safe once I get to California with it's big government that's out to protect me from all the rampant crime in California." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG) 343
BREAKING: Three years into the coronavirus pandemic, researchers have found genetic evidence that appears to link the outbreak’s origin to a wild animal, @KatherineJWu reports. https://t.co/R9PMdsheOf
— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) March 16, 2023 Now it's raccoon dogs wot did it. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (Y5qcH) 344
Girls gone wild, the painting.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (VZPAA) 345
Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, it's such a sight to see. Two boobies slowing down to take a look at me....
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (gmo/4) 346
Well, she's no Sue Ellen Mischke, but still.
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 17, 2023 10:24 AM (DhOHl) 347
I'm assuming Sarah finally got tired of her husband trying to capture a glimpse and decided on a permament solution.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (fs1hN) 348
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The freckle near the decolletage is distracting. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13) I thought it was some schmutz on my monitor, and tried wiping it off. Would have been more fun in real life though... Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (CCSxw) 349
IAEA: Tons of uranium gone missing from Libyan site
------------- It's okay; they found the ore. @TheInsiderPaper · 22h BREAKING UPDATE: Uranium said missing by IAEA in Libya recovered, military says Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I) 350
Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday.
Oopsie! Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (QcJKE) 351
303 I'd rowboat that
~ Amish dude Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM Paddle dem titles, my dear. Paddle. Maybe using a deep j-stroke... Posted by: French Voyager at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz) 352
I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home I knew a guy that had to move to Baltimore for work. The next time I met up with him I asked him how it was. His eyes got wide and he said you know how you hear how bad it is in Baltimore on the news? IT IS SO MUCH WORSE LIVING THERE. There is crime everywhere and you can't leave your home without your head on a swivel. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (lc5cP) 353
I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K) There is a ZZ Top song about that! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw) Well played! Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (6uyrZ) 354
From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."
So much for equality, am I right? Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX) so, if i get up and go pee, can i start counting over again, or is it continous? *things i asked DAPA once*... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (Mkvkw) 355
Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) Have you tried cutting? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (Y5qcH) Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (WF/xn) Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (n/8Ck) 358
Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh
Is that the young blonde AWFL from Omaha? Yeah, get it good and hard, NE. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (aylmF) 359
I thought it was some schmutz on my monitor, and tried wiping it off.
Would have been more fun in real life though... Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (CCSxw) It worked in the hot tub! - Cooper Harris Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4) 360
Ireland could breathe easy after St. Pat drove the snakes out. Because he aspirated it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (hTf8I) 361
🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
don't you recognize Irish bresses when you sees 'em? I guess you're not a Moron of the World. You really need to get out of the house more. Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (dCxaZ) 362
BREAKING: Three years into the coronavirus pandemic, researchers have found genetic evidence that appears to link the outbreak’s origin to a wild animal,
___ Yeah, that's the ticket! - Tommy Flanagan Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (fs1hN) 363
I sort of remember...
Those were the days, my friend We thought they'd never end We'd sing and dance forever and a day We'd live the life we choose We'd fight and never lose For we were young and sure to have our way La la la la... Couldn't hang. Majority of the family would be zombied out, staring. It's always good to laugh. Thanks. Posted by: Lola - Free Jacob Chansley at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (GshMh) 364
From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."
So much for equality, am I right? Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX) So I guess 12 is a problem. Sheesh Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (WF/xn) 365
I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) ---- How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (YIVH2) 366
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 19 minutes
BREAKING: YouTube has restored Donald Trump's channel - Axios Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 20 minutes BREAKING: Hunter Biden files counterclaims against computer repairman over handling of infamous laptop - ABC News Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I) 367
Want lick.
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (8erNz) 368
From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."
So much for equality, am I right? On a serious note one reason women will some times gain weight when they marry/move in with a guy is they start matching what he eats - and women are usually smaller and less active then men. Women and men are not the same and we are making everyone's lives worse in a myriad of ways pretending they are. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (lc5cP) 369
Those are perfect.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (WF/xn) asymmetrical, which makes them perfect. Because all natural female breasts are asymmetrical. Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (dCxaZ) 370
Good waiting room art for plastic surgeon. Maybe have another with the pendulous water melon boobs so many women want might get some perspective.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (2gIWv) 371
New York City’s bid to create the first real test of an impossible green energy deadline is found in its Climate Mobilization Act of 2019, the key part of which goes by the name Local Law 97. LL97 (formal name: New York City Administrative Code Sections 28-320 and 28-321) imposes energy efficiency standards on large residential buildings starting in 2024 — next year. Buildings that fail to meet the standards are subject to large and accelerating fines starting right away.
It appears that the owners of these buildings are just now figuring out that the standards that have been set cannot be met, at least not in any remotely reasonable way. What next? The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.” Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (RHGPo) 372
@TheInsiderPaper · 22h
BREAKING UPDATE: Uranium said missing by IAEA in Libya recovered, military says Yes, that is correct. - Iranian Military Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:29 AM (gmo/4) 373
Yay! The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:29 AM (SEDrX) 374
From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."
So much for equality, am I right? Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX) What if you're standing? Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (6uyrZ) 375
Is Kellyanne turning on Trump now?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (hTf8I) 376
Is Senile Joe Irish again today?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (eGTCV) 377
There are no snakes in Ireland -Frederick Forsyth
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (8erNz) 378
That isn't as comforting as you intended it to be.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (QcJKE) The dose makes the poison. Without knowing the tritium content of the leaked water, it's useless to speculate. I would assume it is tiny, because if it weren't, they would be crying it from the rooftops. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (tkR6S) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (Vwz3I) 380
350 Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday.
------------------ Where's Qaddafi when you need him? Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (D8mow) 381
this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (DB6tu) 382
97 She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) Woof... Should have put the blackout tape over her face, instead of her attributes. Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (CCSxw) 383
>>> Good waiting room art for plastic surgeon. Maybe have another with the pendulous water melon boobs so many women want might get some perspective.
Posted by: Jen the original Like in Doc Hollywood with the models posing behind tinted glass. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (VWp7G) 384
@343
>>Now it's raccoon dogs wot did it. Yep, the bat coronavirus emerged from nature and not the Level 4 BioLab that was performing gain of function research on bat coronaviruses complete with patented Moderna Sequences. This is complete and total horseshit. They know it, we know it, they know we know it and they are simply going to try to pull the Oki-Doke anyway. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (n/8Ck) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I) 386
Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Posted by: Kris Go on...... Posted by: JT at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (T4tVD) 387
There really is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg) being an "artiste" has its advantages Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (dCxaZ) 388
The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”
Ultimately there is only one answer to meet these metrics - reduce the population. And on an unrelated note...remember to get your booster! Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (lc5cP) 389
>>> She's not attractive, y'all.
https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC) Jefferson tapped that. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (VWp7G) Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (8erNz) 391
God Bless the Moron Horde
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (KLtfe) 392
381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
------------------- The power of bewbies compels us. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow) 393
when you're an artist, you can legitimately invite someone up to see your etchings and then it's up to them to find out if it was just a line.
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (dCxaZ) 394
Yep, the bat coronavirus emerged from nature and not the Level 4 BioLab that was performing gain of function research on bat coronaviruses complete with patented Moderna Sequences.
There was a leak from the DoD on COVID in 2021. There findings The clot shot doesn't work IVM does work but you have to give it early COVID came from the Wuhan lab At the time the FNM just sort of pretended the DoD leak didn't happen. But...looks like not only were "right wing conspiracy theorists" right about everything but everyone in the government knew it as well... Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:33 AM (lc5cP) Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:33 AM (n/8Ck) Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (rj6Yv) 397
381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
------------------- The power of bewbies compels us. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow) *kneels* What is thy bidding, my masters? Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (4I/2K) 398
375 Is Kellyanne turning on Trump now?
Oh no, that was back in 2020 when she very publicly asserted that there were NO shenanigans wrt Presidential election, none at all, no sir! Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (dCxaZ) Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (CCSxw) 400
397 381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
------------------- The power of bewbies compels us. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow) *kneels* What is thy bidding, my Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (4I/2K) ======= FIFY. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (yQpMk) 402
Irish breasts?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (mE7cY) 403
He's not wrong.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (DcKNO) 404
true dat Pudinhead. Proves we're normals.
Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (DB6tu) 405
3 - Vitamin D deficiency
----------- That, ironically enough, would have been improved by sunning her boobs more. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (Vwz3I) 406
3 - Vitamin D deficiency
The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP) 407
"And, by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."
Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (GshMh) 408
I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) ---- How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX) 409
386 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Except when 'enhanced'. I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile. Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (8erNz) 410
@394
>>but everyone in the government knew it as well... Yes, but they are trying to interject stray voltage into the narrative so that their preferred narrative becomes the dominant one. It's complete f**king bullsh*t and this sh*t has to be nuked immediately. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (n/8Ck) 411
The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting.
----------------- A nice freshly baked loaf of bread. Very yeasty. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (D8mow) 412
>>373 Yay! The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!
Posted by: rickb223 Congrats! We let our land manager graze 3 of his horses on a 10acre pasture last fall because he couldn't afford baled hay($35/bale). It's amazing how much 3 horses eat over 4 months. Mostly cheat and buffalo grass. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DMyTF) 413
I meant SHE'S not wrong.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DcKNO) 414
I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter! /Also don't forget the dangly blessings of liberty Posted by: David French at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (lc5cP) 415
408 How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX) ======== I've been told I'm wrong that any progressive would want to move from a red state to a blue state because of their politics, choosing instead to move to red states to change them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG) 416
>>>I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.
Posted by: JEM I got you! Posted by: Pete Bootyplug at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (VWp7G) 417
Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz) ---- How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX) How broken do you have to be to say things like you have to pinch yourself to believe it's real that you're ruled by democrats? Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (KbCG3) 418
406 3 - Vitamin D deficiency
The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP) ========= What do you mean..."you people"? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG) 419
3 - Vitamin D deficiency
----------- That, ironically enough, would have been improved by sunning her boobs more. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (Vwz3I) Absolutely. Poolside. Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (gmo/4) 421
Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney * I can certainly see that being so. Is the earlier physical maturation of girls from which it was decades ago connected to that? Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 *** There were at least 3-4 girls in my smallish high school, in my class or above or below me, who were well-endowed. (I think of them often.) And a certain fellow from San Clemente was president then. So the phenomenon goes back a ways. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu) 422
Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Posted by: Kris Me too! wanna have lunch? Posted by: J Fetterman at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (oE0yX) 423
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (tkR6S)
Meh. I actually don't care. I live near a nuke facility. I've gotten callous to all that stuff after many years. "Did you hear about what happened at the plants today?" "Nope. What happened?" "Uranium fire." "Crazy. You need another beer?" Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (QcJKE) 424
Get the feeling I'm being watched...
Posted by: Corona at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (nakGR) 425
>>>When Irish boobs are showing, sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring....
Posted by: Archer And the peat... oh, the peat. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (VWp7G) 426
The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM Au contraire, they got the man on the ottoman first. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t) 427
406 3 - Vitamin D deficiency
The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP) When I was a lad, my first celebrity crush was Neve Campbell. She wore pale very well. Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (KbCG3) 428
I've been told I'm wrong that any progressive would want to move from a red state to a blue state because of their politics, choosing instead to move to red states to change them.
I know a number of leftists that have moved to red state to get jobs or because the cost of living is lower and they endlessly bitch about the rubes voting "wrong" in the state they move to. Some of the time they do move back to the blue states of course...and then they start bitching about the cost of living, lack of jobs and crime. And no, you can't get them to see the connection. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP) 429
Those breasts are full C cup at least, I would say a C Cup is just about the perfect size, although all breasts are awesome in their own special way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (n/8Ck) 430
I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (8erNz) and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (yQpMk) 431
Wow, OK, BOOBS.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (mqu1M) Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP) 433
432 The 'ettes get the shaft.
Yes, yes they do Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP) ======= I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG) 434
Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (hTf8I) 435
429 Those breasts are full C cup at least, I would say a C Cup is just about the perfect size, although all breasts are awesome in their own special way.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (n/8Ck I tend to judge breasts not by their size but by their proximity to me. Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (KbCG3) 436
The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM Au contraire, they got the man on the ottoman first. Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t) CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday: https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ) 437
I don't get it.
No the Mr Madison, that I will NOT do. I hear the Mr Schlapp though, he would like to help. Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP) 438
people are going off-topic on what clearly is a bewb thread..
People post boobs on literally every thread here, except for the weekend specialty ones. It's not a special thing. Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (ZGrMX) 439
Kelsey Grammer's 'Jesus Revolution' becomes Lionsgate's highest grossing film since 2019
Gee, you mean not everyone wants to watch fully vaccinated Super Hero trannies? Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (oE0yX) 440
Wonder how boobs got to be called boobs. A tit and a boob are both birds, no?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (mE7cY) 441
F'ing stupid twat soc.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (KbCG3) 442
Are her feet blue?
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (4GxJn) 443
The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”
___ Is the surprising fix a nuclear warhead that Biden, Graham and co. are so desperate to get Russia to launch? Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (fs1hN) 444
Well, happy Friday to me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (i0Kzs) 445
CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:
https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ) He has the Irish Disease. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (yQpMk) 446
4 The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13) 2/10 WOULD NOT MOTORBOAT Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (DTX3h) 447
Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 + 1 But there are always exceptions. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu) 448
443 The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”
___ Is the surprising fix a nuclear warhead that Biden, Graham and co. are so desperate to get Russia to launch? Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (fs1hN) If you knock down the buildings there will be no more building-caused pollution. Simple science. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (KbCG3) 449
Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (hTf8I) I suggest, there needs to be a more in depth investigation performed to test your assertion. Perhaps involving a large scale study with a good cross section of subjects and a multi-million dollar government grant. Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (gmo/4) 450
He has the Irish Disease.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (yQpMk) don't be too hasty now Grower, not show-er Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (dCxaZ) 451
Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.
I had a blonde, pale skinned GF at one point. She generally liked to wear a lot of neutral colors...but when I got her to wear blues for example she looked amazing. People don't get the contrast thing at all for some reason. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP) 452
He has the Irish Disease.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM Worst of all young man you've got industrial disease. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX) 453
Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv) 454
Ah Spring break in 1493.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX) 455
Finally an art thread I can LIKE
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (dO/0d) Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (fs1hN) 457
biden's golden touch affecting the stock market today again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (dO/0d) 458
I suggest, there needs to be a more in depth investigation performed to test your assertion. Perhaps involving a large scale study with a good cross section of subjects and a multi-million dollar government grant.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (gmo/4) I volunteer for tribute! Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (rj6Yv) 459
Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv) Good. Get the fuck out. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (i0Kzs) 460
Wonder how boobs got to be called boobs. A tit and a boob are both birds, no?
The etymology dictionary says "boobs" came from the 17th century "boobies", which in turn comes from the Latin "pupa" meaning "little girls". Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ZGrMX) 461
The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!
Posted by: rickb223 ********* The rancher next door is elated Excited and exhilarated His cow has given birth Now the rancher's filled with mirth And the mama cow is now de-caffeinated. Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ykeLU) 462
@453
>>Now that's broke and woke. The only thing I miss after moving from NYC is food and sidewalks, other than that, it was the best decision I ever made. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (n/8Ck) 463
The etymology dictionary says "boobs" came from the 17th century "boobies", which in turn comes from the Latin "pupa" meaning "little girls".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ZGrMX) Eeewww. That took a turn Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (mE7cY) 464
Well, they do call it Bodymore Murderland ya know.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (DhOHl) 465
When you refer to tits its because the nipples are spectacular. For bewbs its the heft, mass and beautiful lay of the thing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (D8mow) 466
Good. Get the fuck out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM Yep. I applaude all these SJW's who want to move back to the hellscapes like San Fran etc. that they've created. We'll help you pack. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (oE0yX) 467
453 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv) ======== MSN pushing that article, much less paying for its research and writing, is interesting. That's not some poster on some blog talking about their personal experience, that a leftist media outlet essentially advertising the move, telling other leftists that it's okay to move. Is there some low-level background concern about demographic collapse in blue enclaves on the left? Perhaps combined with something like DeSantis' massive win in FL last year, telling the left that their supporters are going where they aren't needed and can't make a difference while also worrying about the tax base of places like CA? It's interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG) 468
>>> 24 Tetons.
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (DhOHl) Somebody help him! He spoke French!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (llON8) 469
453 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv) Was this couple white? If so, funny how they just want to be around minorities for the sake of being around minorities. If no, funny how they want to be closer to people who look more like them. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3) Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (Oq/TM) 471
I had a blonde, pale skinned GF at one point. She generally liked to wear a lot of neutral colors...but when I got her to wear blues for example she looked amazing.
People don't get the contrast thing at all for some reason. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 *** Miss Linda is one of those "Winters." Remember the 4-season color scheme for hair, makeup, and clothing that was all the rage in the '80s? She's fair-skinned with dark hair and green eyes. She knows about, and employs, contrast very well. Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was "having her colors done" one Saturday. (She turned out to be a Spring.) When I walked in to pick her up, the color expert smiled and said, "This must be The Autumn." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu) 472
When you refer to tits its because the nipples are spectacular. For bewbs its the heft, mass and beautiful lay of the thing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM Thanks Kamala. Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (oE0yX) 473
Diversity
You want good Thai food at 3 AM You expect to get a bunch of people speaking some other language You'll get an MS-13 member having sex with your underage daughter and dealing out of your garage Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (lc5cP) 474
My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities.
The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones". Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX) 475
Yes. I have only two things I miss about moving from NY - The food and the colors of the maple trees in the fall.
Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (gmo/4) 476
New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Y5qcH) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I) 478
474 The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX) ======== I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into (probably #3 richest in the city). He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG) 479
Wakes
Up Scratches Looks around Dang. I hope it was an exercise at the Air Force base, but a lot of jet noise around 4:30 this morning. Oh. And nice bewbs! Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (anj39) 480
476 New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Y5qcH) It's the smell. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (mE7cY) 481
The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".
Comparing say Texas to CA you might see a 10% cut in your salary...presuming you can FIND a job in CA, but your house will cost 1/3 to 1/2 and your cost of living will be about half... Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP) 482
Leaving NC for CA for lack of diversity just means 'we want more Mexicans and Asians and a whole lot less blacks.'
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (8erNz) 483
MSN pushing that article, much less paying for its research and writing, is interesting. That's not some poster on some blog talking about their personal experience, that a leftist media outlet essentially advertising the move, telling other leftists that it's okay to move.
Is there some low-level background concern about demographic collapse in blue enclaves on the left? Perhaps combined with something like DeSantis' massive win in FL last year, telling the left that their supporters are going where they aren't needed and can't make a difference while also worrying about the tax base of places like CA? It's interesting. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM Yea, I think they are nervous. But good, keep pushing that narrative to the woke cidiots that it's o.k. to move back. Yes please! Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (oE0yX) 484
Pert. Would bang.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (zZu0s) 485
481 Comparing say Texas to CA you might see a 10% cut in your salary...presuming you can FIND a job in CA, but your house will cost 1/3 to 1/2 and your cost of living will be about half...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP) ========= "But I was making six figures in CA! And now I'm only making $85,000! It's a hate crime!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG) 486
478 474 The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX) ======== I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into (probably #3 richest in the city). He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG) To fix this problem, the government needs to go through great efforts to source safe, preferably LGBT, colored people to live in his neighborhood and provide proper ambience. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (eYoxG) 487
He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG) Wait, I lived in North Charleston. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (Y5qcH) 488
It's the smell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (mE7cY) I fear it has ... infected me. Posted by: Agent Smith at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (yQpMk) 489
What a bad day to come late to the art thread. I'll read the conversation, but miss watching it develop.
Posted by: From about that Time at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (4780s) 490
You'll get an MS-13 member having sex with your underage daughter and dealing out of your garage
Reminds me of a funny Twitter post I saw the other day: "Need people for a guaranteed money-making scheme. No, it's not a scam, we're going to sell meth". Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (ZGrMX) 491
476 New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
-------------------- I noticed that after Katrina most of civilized NO moved across the Pontchartrain to Slidell. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (D8mow) 492
487 He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG) Wait, I lived in North Charleston. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (Y5qcH) ======== It's not the safest part of the city. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG) 493
Late to the thread, dammit! Now all the good boob jokes and memes are taken.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (7EjX1) 494
I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.
Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY) 495
487 He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG) Wait, I lived in North Charleston. ----------------- Oddly, that's where the train station is located. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (D8mow) 496
Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM It's the lack of Cmdr. Montgomery's tubercles. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t) 497
>>>New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe The diversity is 9mm, 380, 7.62... Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (VWp7G) 498
I figured I could just cut to the chase...
posted by CBD at 09:30 AM So "Sarah Goodridge" is your real name ? Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (iKFmR) 499
Would so hang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi) 500
It's not the safest part of the city.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG) Yeah, parts were pretty bad. But I was coming from New Orleans, so my safety probably went up a little. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Y5qcH) 501
Thanks to the lord above for women.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi) 502
>>> 485 []
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP) ========= [] Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG) Lies!! TX costs twice as much as CA and you'll instantly lose 50% of your salary. Plus, we have FIRE ANTS. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (llON8) 503
Imagine how happy your wife would be when she walks in and sees this hanging in the living room. Look honey, I bought ART!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (oE0yX) 504
My town is having it's Spring art festival starting today. I road my scooter downtown this morning. The crowd is a bit small so far but it is just starting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (yQpMk) 505
Late to the thread, dammit! Now all the good boob jokes and memes are taken.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM Look at the bright side, no one will tell you you'll poke your eye out. Posted by: Ralphie at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (a3Q+t) 506
>>> I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.
Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse. Posted by: AlaBAMA The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G) 507
I thought it was going to be a pencil drawing of Trump. Surprise!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Mzdiz) 508
Now THAT is how you start the morning!!!
BOOBIES!!!!! Thanks CBD!!! Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM Our COBs are benevolent-ish COBs. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vl0Ta) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (i0Kzs) 510
Just saw this related item by chance:
@unusual_whales · 20h In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I) 511
501 Thanks to the lord above for women.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi) Amen. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s) 512
The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G) News is always a day late. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (mE7cY) 513
I miss the first 1.5 hrs of Art thread AND TITS GET POSTED?!?!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - guy what thinks it's all ops at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (/ZVVt) 514
I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.
Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse. Posted by: AlaBAMA Mens adult Depends brand underpants are doing well. Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (3CCua) 515
494 I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY) Uhh... hmm... nope. It's not coming. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (iKFmR) 516
510 Just saw this related item by chance:
@unusual_whales · 20h In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I) ========= You know how you fix that? More government spending. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (LvTSG) 517
Pert. Would bang.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (zZu0s) "Pert near" would be better. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (tkR6S) 518
>>> 506
== The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G) But it's *not* a recession!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (llON8) 519
I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.
Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY) I am doing well betting against the markets, so there is that. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (yQpMk) 520
Whoa. The Senator was Daniel Webster.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (rj6Yv) 521
he gave the painting to her rumored lover, Daniel Webster, upon the death of his first wife. A pretty bold gift for a fresh widower, but probably more comforting than your typical funeral flowers...
================== What a way to help a man through grief. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (Qqpbi) 522
The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks.
---------------- Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (D8mow) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (Vl0Ta) 524
>>>News is always a day late.
Posted by: AlaBAMA Also, I don't think he's screwing up. He knows what he's doing - or at least his handlers know. This is purposeful. He's trying to destroy the country as founded. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (VWp7G) 525
>>>Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors.
Posted by: Pudinhead Maybe the Philly Fed will collapse, like SVB. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (VWp7G) 526
@unusual_whales · 20h
In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg. Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I) It's true. And I worked in Westchester and lived 2 counties north of that. Was constantly saying, "How can I make all this money, and still have nothing left." Just kidding, I lived like a hermit and banked some serious scratch. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (Y5qcH) Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (yQpMk) 528
I like the inclusion of the tiny mole at upper center left. Flawlessness is boring.
Posted by: troyriser at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (7Cx1V) 529
I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into
Must make house shopping awkward. "This is newly renovated, 3000 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a......" "Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE) 530
Has there been a Victory! of which I am unaware???
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Qqpbi) 531
Were your neighbours the Petries, sniffybigtoe??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Vwz3I) 532
This is purposeful. He's trying to destroy the country as founded.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (VWp7G) No. He's a true believer and so are his handlers. This is just Obama with no political savvy. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (iKFmR) 533
525 >>>Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors.
Posted by: Pudinhead Maybe the Philly Fed will collapse, like SVB. --------------- The reason for the collapse is the absence of interest on money. They have to raise the interest rate but someone is paying the Biden Crime Family to keep the rates low. See the Big Four National Banks. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow) 534
CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:
https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ) ******* Yes!!! Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (NpAcC) 535
No. He's a true believer and so are his handlers. This is just Obama with no political savvy.
------------------ Obama had no savvy. He had an adoring press no matter the fuckups. Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow) 536
"Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE) No muslims? You islamophobic or something? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (tkR6S) 537
>>>The reason for the collapse is the absence of interest on money. They have to raise the interest rate but someone is paying the Biden Crime Family to keep the rates low. See the Big Four National Banks.
Posted by: Pudinhead Lovely. And the little people get screwed again. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (VWp7G) 538
531 Were your neighbours the Petries, sniffybigtoe??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Vwz3I) My neighbors were pot heads and illegals. I didn't live in the nicest apt complex. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (Y5qcH) 539
Happy St Patrick’s Day, Tits McGee.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (6Tc2R) Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (ykeLU) 541
CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:
https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM Hell yeah! Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (Vl0Ta) 542
there's a new thread up and it remains sans tetons
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (dCxaZ) 543
"Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE) No muslims? You islamophobic or something? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM What no trannies, no gheys? No non binaries? Fckn haters! Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (oE0yX) Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (Vwz3I) 545
No muslims? You islamophobic or something?
"Well yeah. We'd like some Muslims. But more like the friendly falafel-cooking type with a Kabab stand or something. Not the exploding kind. If I wanted that we'd still be in Michigan." Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (QcJKE) 546
Obama had no savvy. He had an adoring press no matter the fuckups.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow) He was against gay marriage before he was before it. Not the only issue. He is great at leading from behind. Joe is stumbling along out in front. Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (iKFmR) 547
🍀🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (NpAcC) 548
NOOD DAMMIT!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 11:04 AM (VWp7G) 549
Why is it that all boob threads eventually devolve into talk about the Federal Reserve Bank?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 11:07 AM (ykeLU) 550
To shamelessly twist lyrics from Traffic: "But it wasn't the bullet / That laid him to rest / 'twas the Low Snark of High-Healed Boyz." Now, about them tits ... yes, please
Posted by: Dr_No at March 17, 2023 11:07 AM (mu5GU) 551
Was this couple white? If so, funny how they just want to be around minorities for the sake of being around minorities.
If no, funny how they want to be closer to people who look more like them. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3) Nowadays, the newsfeeds are using stock photos with their articles, but the accompanying image included a white male and an Asian heritage female. Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 11:08 AM (rj6Yv) Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2023 11:19 AM (gS3OW) 553
Born in 1788 and she painted those in 1828. Folks, them appears to be 40 years old. Think about it.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 11:19 AM (MF3yS) 554
"Wow... look at the tits! There must be 57 tits up there."
Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2023 11:20 AM (gS3OW) 555
Too late for this thread, but I'll just say fuck yeah I would hang. Thems are beauties.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2023 11:22 AM (VwHCD) 556
The fact that she painted them on soon to be hunted to near extinction...Ivory? Irr-Elephant.
If she was 40yo at that time? Though likely not a virgin, certainly not a Mother. Posted by: birddog at March 17, 2023 12:01 PM (uAI4S) 557
"This is believed to be the origin of the derogatory term Honky to describe people of pale complexion."
Achully...it was coined by H Rap Brown, he was being driven to a meeting with some radical whyte leftists, by a radical whyte lefty, they were caught in traffic...dude kept beeping at everyone. Brown stated it as a putdown, "They all just Honkies, making all this noise but ain't going nowhere" Posted by: birddog at March 17, 2023 12:06 PM (uAI4S) 558
She's dead Jim
Posted by: Bones McCoy at March 17, 2023 01:28 PM (vN+oL) 559
wow... perfect tits.
Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at March 17, 2023 02:03 PM (5AVMW) 560
I've only read the first 150 comments, but I'm still flabbergasted: has no one done the arithmetic? Born 1788, painted this 1828, she was 39 or 40 years old when this was painted. Youthful freshness of breasts possibly slightly exaggerated?
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