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Goodridge Beauty.jpg

Beauty Revealed
Sarah Goodridge

I figured I could just cut to the chase...

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2023 09:28 AM (T4tVD)

2 well shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:28 AM (FZYNt)

3 Would hang!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (hOUT3)

4
The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13)

5 BOSOMS!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (VWp7G)

6 motorboat season is upon us

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

7
Would motorboat.

Posted by: Auspex at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (QarLh)

8 I get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (LvTSG)

9 Art. There ya go!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (q3gwH)

10 yay tits

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw)

11 Awooooga! Awoooga! Humina humina humina!

Posted by: Looney Toons Wolf, drooling and staring with giant eyes! at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (JCZqz)

12 And me Irish ancestors that were run out of Eire for theft would approve of this, boyo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (hOUT3)

13 Too old!

Posted by: Joe B at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (Angsy)

14 34C

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:30 AM (geLO8)

15 Talk about giving the Morons what they want! Whoa Nelly!

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (AMIL/)

16 Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory. Depicting only the artist's bared breasts surrounded by white cloth, the 6.7-by-8-centimeter (2.6 by 3.1 in) painting, originally backed with paper, is now in a modern frame.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

17 *rolls eyes*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (U2p+3)

18 Bewbs

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (3CCua)

19 old school porn - just like scrambled hotel skin flicks

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

20 CBD your a riot

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (MYW11)

21 🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

22 >>The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


a lot of women have that
it's adorable

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (geLO8)

23 No tatts, no piercings, no ritual scarification.
Would hang.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (jTmQV)

24 Tetons.

Posted by: Just sayin' at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (DhOHl)

25 Boobs, woo-boo! Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (TehmT)

26 Nothing to criticize here….

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (PCK5/)

27 LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

28 Sarah had a nice rack

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

29 Ok, wondering if it's a self portrait

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (MYW11)

30 Would hang!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Yeah, eventually but not now!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (qoGsy)

31 The Met
Title: Beauty Revealed

Artist: Sarah Goodridge (1788–1853)

Date: 1828

Culture: American

Medium: Watercolor on ivory

Dimensions: 2 5/8 x 3 1/8 in. (6.7 x 8 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

32 well the ettes will be in a huff over this

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (geLO8)

33 The 'ettes get the shaft.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

34 What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?


It's driving the snakes out of pants.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (QcJKE)

35 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)

1828!?

I didn't know those things existed back then!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Angsy)

36 That wasn't a crow painting. This is a crow painting. Sort of.
https://tinyurl.com/968xwha6

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

37 This abstract stuff rarely puzzles me, but this time I'm stumped.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (MvF+J)

38 Now that's art I like!

Would hang.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (4I/2K)

39 🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood


Erin go braless.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (SEDrX)

40 Where are her elbows??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)

41 Those'll poke your eyes out man!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4IgG)

42 you telling me a skirt painted this?

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (geLO8)

43 🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood

If I ever open a bar, it will be named "Beer and Boobs".

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

44 Is there one of her veejayjay?

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (MYW11)

45 Erin go Braghless?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

46 Even St Pat would have said nice tits!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

47 The hell? Open ace and those hit me right in the eyes.

Posted by: Just sayin at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (bewti)

48 45
ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)

49 Those nipples tell me she is going to need a moment to relax and unwind.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Jg7EG)

50 🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

Erin went braless!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (4I/2K)

51 44 Is there one of her veejayjay?
Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (MYW11)

thats the Grandma lady!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

52 hopefully her next piece was of her snatch

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

53 The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood

And heeeeeeers the pitch and it's a high fastball !

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (qoGsy)

54 Well, that's direct LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg)

55 49 Those nipples tell me she is going to need a moment to relax and unwind.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (Jg7EG)

maybe there was a draft in the room

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:34 AM (BRHaw)

56 How cute, bee stings.

Posted by: Nadine Jansen at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (s4o5n)

57 Now do muffins.

Posted by: Betty White at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl)

58 I wonder if it's a self-portrait.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (t0OGg)

59 Nothing to criticize here….
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM (PCK5/)

Could be a bit fuller and rounder but quite inspiring nonetheless.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

60 I'm worried about the spot on her right top-left breast.

This calls for a full, hand examination.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (Vwz3I)

61 If I ever open a bar, it will be named "Beer and Boobs".
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

I have thot Titties and Beer would be a great place.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

62 My hopes this morning are shattered.🍀

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

63 defiantly done back before the cartoon stripper boobs were a thing

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

64 So, that's how Sarah makes all that money!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (Angsy)

65 This painting reminds me of Zoe Kazan in "Revolutionary Road" (200.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:36 AM (MvF+J)

66 Supposedly she painted this to flirt with a Senator she wanted to marry.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (lc5cP)

67 Is this the very first documented only fans post?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (lTGtQ)

68 I'm worried about the spot on her right top-left breast.

This calls for a full, hand examination.
Posted by: andycanuck

"I didn't go to medical school but I'd be happy to take a look."

Never fails to elicit a chuckle or two.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (qoGsy)

69 Pale and creamy porcelain skin. Woot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

70 I'm suddenly reminded of an episode of South Park. The main difference is a lack of a necklace.

Posted by: Another Anon at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (hwP7U)

71 For some reason I'd bet that Sarah Goodridge was a fun date!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

72 It was a selfie given to Daniel Webster.

I wonder if he returned the favor with a dick pic?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

73 how do we know those aren't attached to a cock ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (us2H3)

74 Disembodied boobies do nothing for me but I appreciate the thought.

Posted by: Drew in MO at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (cGlgB)

75 32 well the ettes will be in a huff over this
Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM

Why? It could be a dude's chest, with his dead name attributed to the work! You don't know, bigot!

Posted by: SJW Commissar at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

76 CBD knows what art the morons like. And delivers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (4I/2K)

77 OnlyFans: The early years.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (TehmT)

78 64 So, that's how Sarah makes all that money!
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Same as in town...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (hOUT3)

79 painted back in 1828 huh?

I wonder how many money shots this piece has elicited over the years

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

80 A 2.5in x 3in painting.

So credit card size ish (the painting).

She must have painted with a magnifying glass.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (2waQ7)

81 Sarah was gonna do a self portrait but she the canvas was too small

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (us2H3)

82 "I didn't go to medical school but I'd be happy to take a look."
---------------
I tried to reach her first but a Doctor of Divinity beat me to her.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (Vwz3I)

83 Well I'm awake now..

Posted by: Just sayin at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (bewti)

84 The word alabaster comes to mind. Not sure why.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (eGTCV)

85 I guess Boston girls were different back then.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)

86
uh-what-uh are uh-those?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (vwCZJ)

87 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE)

88 How cute, bee stings.
Posted by: Nadine Jansen at March 17, 2023 09:35 AM (s4o5n)

I am a fan of your body of work and many contributions to the art of photo essays.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (4I/2K)

89 Got Milk?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (MvF+J)

90 Laughing over here, boss.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (iKBwy)

91 Where are her elbows??
Posted by: andycanuck


They're pointy, don't bother.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (ECtwF)

92 She must have painted with a magnifying glass.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 17, 2023 09:39 AM (2waQ7)

Two hairs and some air.

Posted by: Bob Ross at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (Angsy)

93 Really? Really? You are going with this kind of painting?

DISGUSTING.

Give me the fat man on an Ottoman any day

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (lc5cP)

94 Perhaps she was a Unitarian?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (TXFi7)

95 And the etts get a nekid lardass on an ottoman...in wemens history month!

Posted by: Dingbat at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (W4uN5)

96 87 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Ah now I know why they say masturbation will make you go blind

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (FZYNt)

97 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

98 Shouldn't there be two Gumbys to balance out the two Pokeys??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (Vwz3I)

99 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE)
++++
Through the magic of extremely high-resolution photography, though, it can be blown up to an appropriate size!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (t0OGg)

100 Alabaster? I just met her!

Posted by: Rimshot at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (DhOHl)

101 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger



It had to be concealable in the senator's pocket, in case his wife was nearby.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (lTGtQ)

102 There are no elbows in this artwork.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (CQE5S)

103 Nice!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (R/m4+)

104 Happy St. Tits Day!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (gryET)

105 She's not attractive, y'all.

Well, she no Kate Beckinsale but she's no Lena Dunham either.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (lc5cP)

106 Finally, CBD discovers art.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (D8mow)

107 Perhaps she was a Unitarian?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (TXFi7)

I don't think so. She has two.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Angsy)

108 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood

Go with your strengths I always say. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (qoGsy)

109 She's not attractive, y'all.
---------
Butter face!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (Vwz3I)

110 This is one of those paintings where the eyes follow the viewer around the room.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (MvF+J)

111 >97 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

Butterface...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (gryET)

112 So...is she the devil from the Devil and Daniel Webster?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (lc5cP)

113 Racist Tits!

(all white and stuff)

Posted by: Sargeant Ben Marco at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Irdcf)

114 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

Call me.
(makes phone fingers)

Posted by: Paper Bag at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Angsy)

115 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE)

That's the same size as my Irish Curse!

Posted by: Peevish McCranky at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (4I/2K)

116 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (iKBwy)

117 Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (Vwz3I)

118 make a helluva debit card

Posted by: REDACTED at March 17, 2023 09:43 AM (us2H3)

119 It's a trap!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Vl0Ta)

120 Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled, and says, "You know what I want, don't you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!"

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (Jg7EG)

121 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood

That one had my craycray detector sounding off.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (3CCua)

122 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
++++
That blurb is awesome.
In 1828, 40-year-old artist Sarah Goodridge painted a miniature portrait of her own breasts imbued with a "paleness and buoyancy" and gave it to a US Senator she may have wanted to marry ...

It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.

There really is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)

123 So I was reading in article on Human Events and they were doing the "Leftwingers are the real homophobes!" thing.

We really do live in the era of "they are doing the meme!" don't we?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (lc5cP)

124 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


The search goes on!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (qoGsy)

125 Did the Senator respond with a crayon drawing of his junk? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (gryET)

126 Ya' know? That would make a nice pillowcase.

Posted by: some otaku guy somewhere at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (3aLWR)

127 some high brow art analysis of the intricacies and hidden meanings of this painting would be awesome

Posted by: Dingbat at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (W4uN5)

128 Stereo.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (MF3yS)

129 Brace yourself, Bridget!

Posted by: Peevish McCranky at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (4I/2K)

130 There really is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)



Women didn't have the opportunities then that they do today.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (QcJKE)

131 Today is the day of remembrance of when Ireland became snake free in the year 1073.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (aylmF)

132 122 It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.

There really is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)

=========

Nu-uh...We do it faster now. That makes it different.

Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

133 Ya' know? That would make a nice pillowcase.
Posted by: some otaku guy somewhere

This may be the greatest Shark Tank proposal ever delivered.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (qoGsy)

134 The new MyPillow 3.0!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (iKBwy)

135 Stocks are down this morning...the whole week has been a bit of a roller coaster. Why aren't investors comfortable, knowing President Biden says he has everything under control and the financial system is fine?

Posted by: Money Moron at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

136 This thread is tits up.

Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (lc5cP)

137 Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Given the number of salts involved, particularly in combination with the temperature, I think it probably qualifies as "savory" rather than sweet...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

138 The composition, juxtaposition, interplay of forms and colors, all are diagnostic of the work of the Breastist Movement of the early 19th C.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (MvF+J)

139 138 Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet. Too bad that my parents never heard of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Given the number of salts involved, particularly in combination with the temperature, I think it probably qualifies as "savory" rather than sweet...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (t0OGg)

=========

Next thing you'll tell me is that savory muffins are a bad idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (LvTSG)

140 Morning.

Which nipple dispenses half & half and which one dispenses French vanilla?

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (d0T5a)

141 I felt a great disturbance in the force as if a million members of the Horde had cried out at once "bewbs"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (3fyU/)

142 Which nipple dispenses half & half and which one dispenses French vanilla?
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (d0T5a)
++++
First one, then the other. The contractor who refills the apparatus likes to keep you on your toes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

143 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Generally speaking, I prefer bewbies with larger areolas. These are nice and tight but they are very modest in areola supremacy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (D8mow)

145 5B00B

Posted by: Some Gen Xer at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (lc5cP)

146 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.

Posted by: Kris at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

147 And I'm lookin......

At yo tittays!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

148 She old enough?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

149 I like that the portrait is the size of a business card. Like she was telling the senator, "keep this in your wallet and think of me."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg)

150 Which nipple dispenses half & half and which one dispenses French vanilla?
Posted by: Robert

I don't know why exactly (yes I do), your comment reminds me of the ASL sign for 'milk'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)

151 Also...have you heard of this sex thing? Pretty sweet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

What is that, like some kind of card game? Is it like Go Fish?

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (d0T5a)

152 Erin went braless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

153
"When the art is boobs, enjoy the boobs; when the art is modern, consider: CBD has posted the former, as well as the latter."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (oINRc)

154 She old enough?

Way too old

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (lc5cP)

155 I would hang(unto these)

Posted by: esteban jo at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (Iynsv)

156 This thread is tits up.
Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 09:46 AM (lc5cP)

Tits out, more like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (4I/2K)

157 Generally speaking, I prefer bewbies with larger areolas. These are nice and tight but they are very modest in areola supremacy.
Posted by: Pudinhead

We need common sense areola control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (qoGsy)

158 It would appear that she did not paint this whilst sitting beside a fire.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 09:49 AM (KbCG3)

159 Willowed.

Dude, just stop it, go to the DoJ public corruption website and tell me people haven’t been imprisoned for far less.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Yeah you're right. List is littered with 80 year old former VPs and Presidents. My bad.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (NW9xb)

160 It would appear that she did not paint this whilst sitting beside a fire.

You think she made herself pokey on purpose? That's terrible!

Posted by: Jennifer Aniston from Friends at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (lc5cP)

161 It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.

There really is nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)
*********
She wanted him to "forget what my face looks like, my breasts are all yours."

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

162 Is this a self portrait?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:50 AM (aylmF)

163 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)



Meh. She lets her hair down and dons some librarian glasses.......

Got nice cans, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Is this a self portrait?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Honestly - yes!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (qoGsy)

165 So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"

Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks.

Posted by: McLurkerson at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (wNDOJ)

166 >some high brow art analysis of the intricacies and hidden meanings of this painting would be awesome

Posted by: Dingbat


the near-symmetric bosoms are an ironic comment on the duality of man, while the pale, washed out colors reflect the fading hopes and fortunes of a once proud republic

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (geLO8)

167 I imagine as a 46 year old rich, famous Senator Daniel Webster had all the babes sending him titty paintings.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (lc5cP)

168 So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"

Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks.
Posted by: McLurkerson

My wife no longer asks to see "What's so funny?" anymore.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

169 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.

Posted by: Kris at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

Mine are better looking.

Posted by: admiral levine at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Angsy)

170 Today is my 19th wedding anniversary.

This is a GREAT anniversary present. THANKS CBD!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

171 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

She sorta looks like a young Tom Hulce.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K)

172 She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
See comment #97.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

173 168 So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"

Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks.
Posted by: McLurkerson

My wife no longer asks to see "What's so funny?" anymore.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (qoGsy)

Ha!

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (CQE5S)

174 How does a nuclear power plant leak 400,000 gal of radioactive water from a pipe running between two buildings without anyone noticing before it got to 400,000 gallons?

It was only tritium, but now the greenies are gonna say "See! No more nuclear!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF)

175
I like that the portrait is the size of a business card. Like she was telling the senator, "keep this in your wallet and think of me."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg)

Eh, I'm pretty sure only American politicians are so bloodless as to keep business cards for their harlots. And US BC aspect ratio is 7:4.

Just a point of order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (oINRc)

176 So, I clicked on the HQ, but then had to step away from the computer before the page loaded. Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"

Thanks, Mr. Dildo. Thanks.
Posted by: McLurkerson at March 17, 2023 09:51 AM (wNDOJ)



This is what's known in the industry as a "self-own."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

177 Wife walks by the computer and asks, "So, what's been going on over here?"


Normal response: Uh...I dunno

Cultured response: Why dear, I am just indulging in fine American art to better appreciate our shared culture and history

Moron response: Hey honey I'm gonna go get an easel...you wait right here

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (lc5cP)

178 Want to touch the boobies....

Posted by: Billy Madison at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (VWp7G)

179 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


Good thing she didn't damage hers, eh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Vl0Ta)

180 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
---------
We've met??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (Vwz3I)

181 Yeah, needs a nsfw warning. Sometimes I open this at work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF)

182 171 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

=======

Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (LvTSG)

183 Titillating.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (DhOHl)

184 Interesting but of history about the painting.

...the tiny portrait was given to Webster, presumably in an effort to win his affection. Webster, a known womanizer, would often whisper 'Honk, Honk' to Goodridge at social gatherings and greeted her in letters as 'My Dearest Honky'.

This is believed to be the origin of the derogatory term Honky to describe people of pale complexion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (QcJKE)

185 Regulators in the San Francisco Bay Area voted Wednesday to eliminate the sale and installation of natural gas-powered furnaces and water heaters over eight years beginning in 2027, ostensibly to limit air pollution.

I'm really surprised that the regulators didn't cite the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the resulting fires, many involving natural gas, as the reason.

The "Big One" must be right around the corner.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

186 The artist was probably good looking before electricity, oh wait

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (3fyU/)

187 >>>There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


They're real, and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (VWp7G)

188 >She's not attractive, y'all.

sure she is
a little makeup and maybe release that dome of hair, let it fall... I'd ask her to the prom

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (geLO8)

189 i'm 8yrs old watching national geographic

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (3TalN)

190 Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+)

191 172 She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
--------------------
Eight to eighty, blind, crippled or crazy. I thinks she's old enough.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (D8mow)

192 Hey, Sponge. Welcome back!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (v4kIh)

193 Today is my 19th wedding anniversary.

This is a GREAT anniversary present. THANKS CBD!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
Congratulations!
Very cool that you were married on St. Patrick's Day.🍀

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)

194 Best Art Thread evah!

Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (53oGX)

195 She old enough?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
See comment #97.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

You mean, 13 right?

Posted by: Joe B at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Angsy)

196 "C-Cup, I'd judge."

"How do you know?"

"Not my first rodeo."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

197 Today is my 19th wedding anniversary.

This is a GREAT anniversary present. THANKS CBD!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:52 AM


Happy anniversary to you crazy kids! Don't do anything the Horde would do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (Vl0Ta)

198 I don't know why exactly (yes I do), your comment reminds me of the ASL sign for 'milk'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 09:48 AM (qoGsy)

I had to look it up but when I did man did I laugh!

Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (d0T5a)

199 >>>There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


... you just want to see them all.

Posted by: Ron White at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (4I/2K)

200 >>>Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch


Agreed. Not Kate Upton, but she's pretty.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (VWp7G)

201 >>>Today is the day of remembrance of when Ireland became snake free in the year 1073.

Has Jiggin' Joe buzzed the coast of Ireland with his predator drone yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (Jg7EG)

202 Would hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (DMyTF)

203 Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP)

204 Bet she made out great at Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (DhOHl)

205 *****
Congratulations!
Very cool that you were married on St. Patrick's Day.🍀
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)



She actually chose the date. We happened to be on a trip to Kauai, so we sort of eloped. She had no idea it was St. Patty's day. I thanked her because I'd be the husband that would never forget when our anniversary was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

206 I imagine as a 46 year old rich, famous Senator Daniel Webster had all the babes sending him titty paintings.
----------
Define these, Danny Boy.

Posted by: Titania at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (Vwz3I)

207 Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory. Depicting only the artist's bared breasts surrounded by white cloth, the 6.7-by-8-centimeter (2.6 by 3.1 in) painting, originally backed with paper, is now in a modern frame.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023


***
1828? Don't tell me, lemme guess. She was friends with Mary W. Shelley? (Whom I always picture as looking like the young and hawt Elsa Lanchester)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

208 Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP)

Inadequate food supply back then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (4I/2K)

209 I have n fixed prejudices about boob size, but honestly, 2.5" by 3.5" are really tiny boobs.

Also, it isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (mZOHK)

210 What? No elbows?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (lf83v)

211 This is very Minoan.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (D8mow)

212 There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+)
*****
hotair.com 🤮

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)

213 Next week the beauty of a penis will be revealed?

Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 09:57 AM (Uy/WF)

214 It was 19th-century sexting! She took a titty pic - complete with the contemporary equivalent of trick lighting and complementary angles - to entice the object of her affection.

There really is nothing new under the sun.


Ahh, but it's done with apps now. That makes it different.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (ZGrMX)

215 CBD is just playing with us. From Psychology Today:

"In a variable ratio schedule, you may decide that you are going to reward the behavior, on average, every five times the person does the behavior, but you vary it, so sometimes you give the reward the third time they do the behavior, sometimes the seventh time, sometimes the second time, etc. It averages out to every five times."

Posted by: Next2Nothing at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (tA1/w)

216 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
*
... you just want to see them all.
Posted by: Ron White at March 17, 2023


***
Well, you know, we have to. If we're going to decide which pair is the finest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

217 Hey, Sponge. Welcome back!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (v4kIh)



Howdy. Only temporary. Heading out to NE TX today to do some f*cking plumbing at the FiL's house.......

Wife told me I needed to take the fishing trip to relax and cancelled the plans she had for our anniversary so we could go fix the leak.

I hate it for her.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

218 I looked up Mary Shelley and she looks like John Kerry in drag

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

219 Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (4I/2K)

220 Next week the beauty of a penis will be revealed?
Posted by: sidney

The Paolo, he, how you say, remains ready.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (qoGsy)

221
There is a vibrant art thread over at hotair.com if this one displeases you so...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (0KBj+)



Or, as I like to call it, tepidqueef.com.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

222 Since CBD is involved, someone should pour maple syrup on those.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (ZGrMX)

223 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (v4kIh)

224 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023


***
But parts of her were excellent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (J2vNu)

225 203 Bigger boobs seem a modern thing, and I don't just mean silicon ones. If you look at older art the women just don't have large tracts of land
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:55 AM (lc5cP)

Nutrition.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (CQE5S)

226 Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 09:59 AM (4I/2K)



Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Blatant boobage? During wimmins month? Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: Karen down the street at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (DhOHl)

228 > Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.

Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Uy/WF)

229 Nothing like waking up to a pair of baby feeders. Opens the eyes faster than coffee.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Bd6X8)

230 Hey TJM, just sent you a LinkedIn connect. I don't even know why.

Anyway, you now know my real name. Congrats!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (KbCG3)

231 Howdy. Only temporary. Heading out to NE TX today to do some f*cking plumbing at the FiL's house.......

Wife told me I needed to take the fishing trip to relax and cancelled the plans she had for our anniversary so we could go fix the leak.

I hate it for her.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)


Yo, Spünj!!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (6uyrZ)

232 Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Yeah, but they are added to the end. When you are too old to do shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (UuD2k)

233 Cool, Paolo.

Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (Uy/WF)

234 Was she born in Hooterville??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

235 Howdy, B.! I got entangled in some work-work stuff, but I'm certainly glad I dropped in for today's art. Got a work-work staff meeting via Chinese Spy Video later, just an hour. But with any luck I might tiptoe out of here half an hour early this p.m.!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)

236 Wow, look at this tool of the patriarchy. I have now taken it upon myself to lord over the art world and decree that only new-age, post-modern bullshit be produced.

In lieu of that, some weird vaginas will suffice.

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (KbCG3)

237 > Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.

Posted by: Count de Monet


releases dopamine across the synapses
yeah, that's it

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (geLO8)

238 228 > Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.

Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:00 AM (Uy/WF)


So we should advocate for this?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (mZOHK)

239 Oh what a happy morning for the thirsty, thirsty old men!

And just in time for Sint Patty's Day!

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (dCxaZ)

240 Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney

I can certainly see that being so. Is the earlier physical maturation of girls from which it was decades ago connected to that?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (qoGsy)

241 who needs a pint of Guinness when there's BEWBAGE to FAPP to?

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (dCxaZ)

242
Yo, Spünj!!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (6uyrZ)



DÜPH!!!

Back from the land of Shillelaghs and Leprechauns?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

243 >In lieu of that, some weird vaginas will suffice.

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe

see Georgia O'Keefe

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (geLO8)

244 Eh, she's not supermodel, but she wouldn't be left alone at the bar at closing time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
******
Only if she flashed her boobs.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (NpAcC)

245 237 > Remember, boob staring is good for men. Promotes longevity.

Posted by: Count de Monet


releases dopamine across the synapses
yeah, that's it

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:02 AM (geLO


A hard life is better than a soft one.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (mZOHK)

246
Yeah, but they are added to the end. When you are too old to do shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:01 AM (UuD2k)



Your point is valid, unless you're doomed to go in your 60's......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

247 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.

Oopsie.

No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene.

https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE)

248 She must be a 3-bagger, or the artist would have shown her face.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (tkR6S)

249 You got out there and played basketball. On the court, with a basketball. You played for 40 minutes, 40 whole minutes, not 38 or 39. For 5 young men to play with a round ball on be it a hard wooden court makes me and all the buffalos proud and by buffalo I do not mean the actual animal the buffalo.

Posted by: Commalala at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)

250 Also, it isn't art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 09:56 AM (mZOHK)

Why?

There's clearly wood!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (0KBj+)

251 247 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.

Oopsie.

No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene.

https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE)

========

$5 says an EPA official made it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

252 It's probably futile with such a perfect piece of art to compete with, but...

Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering.

She is fighting for trans kids, but also for anyone the GOP targets. She's also setting a good example for Democratic lawmakers everywhere - FIGHT BACK! ACT! DO SOMETHING!

Once again Corporate Media deflects from the whole truth. This solitary Representative of Democracy is fighting fascism with all the might everyone who loves democracy should. Get it right for once, unless you really never want to, masters of media.

Joe, please give this marvelous woman a Medal of Freedom....STAT!

Rachel had her on a few weeks ago In her A Block - a segment about the things we as individuals can do to interfere with the toxic shit coming from the Republican party - even in deep red Nebraska.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

253 Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
________

And married men who stared at boobs experienced a much shorter life expectancy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (lf83v)

254 Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (KFhLj)

255 Did Webster send her a strand of beads in exchange??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (Vwz3I)

256 106 Finally, CBD discovers art.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 09:42 AM (D8mow)

Your nic is missing a d.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (CQE5S)

257 She must be a 3-bagger, or the artist would have shown her face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

AOP, the owner of said boobies is the artist. Know thyself, I guess.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (qoGsy)

258 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.

Oopsie.

No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene.

https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE)



Who runs Minnesota? Gee.....I wonder......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

259 How does a nuclear power plant leak 400,000 gal of radioactive water from a pipe running between two buildings without anyone noticing before it got to 400,000 gallons?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 09:53 AM (aylmF)

Never worked at a power plant, I take it?

Posted by: BignJames at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (AwYPR)

260 >>>Next week the beauty of a penis will be revealed?

>Allow me to show you my tapestries.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2023 10:05 AM (Jg7EG)

261 people are going off-topic on what clearly is a bewb thread..

smh

Posted by: DB - explaining the discrepancy at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (geLO8)

262
Why?

There's clearly wood!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (0KBj+)


Little pointy bits of it, OK.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (mZOHK)

263 DÜPH!!!

Back from the land of Shillelaghs and Leprechauns?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)


Yup. Got back to the US of A on Saturday night.
Made some Irish coffees this morning in honor of the day. Although I used bourbon (big surprise, right??) instead of the abomination known as Irish whiskey. So I guess it's not actually an Irish coffee. Oh well. Guarantee mine is better than most!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (6uyrZ)

264 252 Joe, please give this marvelous woman a Medal of Freedom....STAT!

Rachel had her on a few weeks ago In her A Block - a segment about the things we as individuals can do to interfere with the toxic shit coming from the Republican party - even in deep red Nebraska.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)

========

In a state where elections are probably in pretty decent shape, this is an interesting thing for Iowans to see the Democrat Party wrap themselves around.

This is like Abortion Barbie in Texas. Her filibuster was supposed to lead to Texas turning blue. Ten years later, Texas is as red as ever, perhaps moreso.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

265 Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (KFhLj)



I do prefer em a bit bigger than that, tbh.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

266 "Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering."

I like the cut of this Cavanugh's jib. Grinding government to a halt is one of the highest callings there can be and I support it 100%.

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (KbCG3)

267 Beauty Revealed
Sarah Goodridge

I'm Ready For My Close-uo Mr. DeMille - a limerick

Though they seem out of reach have no fear
These objects are really quite near
It's an optical illusion
That's causing your confusion
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (ykeLU)

268 Kid's up. Guess I'd better close this tab....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Angsy)

269 Ze Ghermans did a study and somehow determined that men seeing boobs can add minutes to their life expectancy.
________

And married men who stared at boobs experienced a much shorter life expectancy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (lf83v)

And other studies have shown that married women who carry several extra pounds have longer life expectancies
than their husbands who mention it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (4I/2K)

270 So I guess it's not actually an Irish coffee. Oh well. Guarantee mine is better than most!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:06 AM (6uyrZ)



Woot!

*seethes with jealousy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

271 With out the face it might as well be from a medical journal.
A really great journal.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (VZPAA)

272 How's yourself and the neighbours, Doof, me old trout?
☘️

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)

273 Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh has slowed the business of passing laws to a crawl...Wednesday marks the halfway point of this year’s 90-day session, and not a single bill will have passed thanks to Cavanaugh’s relentless filibustering. ...
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (JCZqz)
++++
Presumably she is blocking some limp-wristed law that nominally prevent the mutilation of children in the name of "trans" and is blocking the Nebraska legislature from doing anything else.

Sooo, does she realize that this is a win/win for her opposition? Sure that law might not get passed, but no other law will, either. The government that governs best, governs least - so keep it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg)

274 When God created woman,
He gave her not two breasts but three.
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God,
With middle breast in hand.
Said "What do we do,
With the useless boob?"
And God created man.
When God created woman,
He gave her not two breasts but three.
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God,
With middle breast in hand.
Said "What do we do,
With the useless boob?"
And God created man.

Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl)

275 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.

Oopsie.

No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene.

https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


This is why we don't have almost unlimited cheap power.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (SEDrX)

276 I said Iowa...it's Nebraska. Whatever. The comment still stands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

277 "They let you grab them by the"—in this case, chesticles.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (CQE5S)

278 211 This is very Minoan.


Ah yes. Reminds me of a library book I checked out as a kid titled Daily Life in Ancient Times, published by National Geographic. Nice color illustrations. The pictures of the Minoan ladies were…particularly nice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (v4kIh)

279 Sarah makes me smile

Posted by: Hall and/or Oates at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (og5mY)

280 Oops. Double paste.

Posted by: Bad jokes at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl)

281 Absolutely not. It's just what it is.

Posted by: sidney at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Uy/WF)

282 Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl)


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

283 273 Sooo, does she realize that this is a win/win for her opposition? Sure that law might not get passed, but no other law will, either. The government that governs best, governs least - so keep it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg)

========

She's going to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars from out of state small dollar donors and use it as a platform to run for governor. She will then raise millions of dollars in that run, which will crash and burn, but she will then be able to run for Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

284 Gold up +33/oz.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (DMyTF)

285 280 Oops. Double paste.
Posted by: Bad jokes at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl)

Oh, if you had signed that "Amy Shumer."

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (CQE5S)

286
This is why we don't have almost unlimited cheap power.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM (SEDrX)



I'll honk and wave as I blow through your neck of the woods this afternoon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

287 Eyes without a face.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (4I/2K)

288 282 Posted by: From Bad Jokes featuring Woody Harrelson at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (DhOHl)


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't get it.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

289 This is very Minoan.
-----------
And this is a golden thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)

290 The luck of the Irish!


Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

291 Woot!

*seethes with jealousy*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)


Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ)

292 287 Eyes without a face.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (4I/2K)

Nice!

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S)

293 247 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.

Oopsie.

No word yet on whether D.C. has dispatched a cross-dressing furry to the scene.

https://tinyurl.com/u5eb8hre
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM (QcJKE)

A lot of plants get this problem. The devil is in the details. You really need to know the level of radioactivity to evaluate the incident. For some reason, that's always left out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (UuD2k)

294 The painting is only 2.6" x 3.1".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 09:40 AM (QcJKE)


This Credit Card like Mastercard is accepted everywhere!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (L1tQx)

295 She's going to raise hundreds of thousands of dollars from out of state small dollar donors and use it as a platform to run for governor. She will then raise millions of dollars in that run, which will crash and burn, but she will then be able to run for Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
++++
It's like you have a crystal ball!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (t0OGg)

296 Minnesota nuclear power plant accidentally leaks 400,000 gallons of radioactive water.
__________

Just announced: The nearby bass tournament will be offering a new prize for catching a bass with the most eyes.

And the night fishing round will be extended because the fish will be glowing and visible after dark.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (lf83v)

297
Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ)



I will not be shooting that day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

298 How's yourself and the neighbours, Doof, me old trout?
☘️
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:08 AM (Vwz3I)


Doing fine, me lad - tanks for askin'! And how are ye doing up there in the Great White Nort?

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (6uyrZ)

299 300

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (CQE5S)

300 oops

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (CQE5S)

301 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (u82oZ)

302 off idiot sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

303 I'd rowboat that
~ Amish dude

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (OgrpQ)

304 Here’s hoping you can leave work early on this fine Friday, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM (v4kIh)

305 Those nipples follow you around the room, like the eyes in a painting in a haunted house.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (iayUP)

306 A lot of plants get this problem.


That isn't as comforting as you intended it to be.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (QcJKE)

307
Bedad and begora Happy St Paddy’s Day! now hand me my shileighlea for the traditional drunken beating of the wife!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (L1tQx)

308 Methinks I may have to offer these lovely libations during the early hours in Corsicana in October. Day drinking begins at sunrise!!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (6uyrZ)


I will not be shooting that day.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)


Shots, yes. Shooting, NO!!!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (6uyrZ)

309 Alright, Hordians. I'm off to get my LOOONNGGG day started.........

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.


And eff Paul. I've got it on good authority he's a dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

310 I'll honk and wave as I blow through your neck of the woods this afternoon.


Posted by: Sponge


👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (SEDrX)

311 Saints preserve us.

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (gmo/4)

312 I saw a gal the the Blue Angels show year ago in PNS with a

HEY MY TITS ARE DOWN HERE shirt

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)

313 Joe Fallin'
https://tinyurl.com/mr8m4kpu

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:15 AM (Vwz3I)

314 218 I looked up Mary Shelley and she looks like John Kerry in drag
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)


And now y'all know why I was an advocate for "free love."

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Shelley at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (PiwSw)

315 Peace out, Spünj!! Have fun with the turd wrestling

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (6uyrZ)

316 I dated a girl that had two very nice bewbies but she also had tiny nascent nipples down her belly. I found this off-putting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (D8mow)

317 I don't get it.

Posted by: m at March 17, 2023 10:11 AM (CQE5S)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SOMEONE PRETENDING TO BE JOE BIDEN IS REPRESENTING HIM REPEATING HIMSELF WHICH MAKES JOE BIDEN AN ALCOHOLIC. THIS WEBSITE REGULARLY MAKES FUN OF JOE BIDEN.




Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (mZOHK)

318 Those nipples follow you around the room, like the eyes in a painting in a haunted house.
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (iayUP)

wouldn't mind if they followed me everywhere

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (Mkvkw)

319 Later, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:16 AM (v4kIh)

320 I am sure when Danial said Sarah show me your tits he had something else in mind!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (BRHaw)

321 I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

322 So really she sent unsolicited nudes to this senator.

And invented the polaroid format.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (z/ifB)

323 I'm really surprised that the regulators didn't cite the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and the resulting fires, many involving natural gas, as the reason.

The "Big One" must be right around the corner.
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

Was Frisco on natural gas by then, or were they still using manufactured gas?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (tkR6S)

324 Crap.... the temperature's dropping like a rock, it's raining and I forgot to cover my wife's Peonies. Bitter cold is returning to Bourbon Country tonight, tomorrow and Sunday.

Time to suit up....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Q4IgG)

325 CR80 is 2.13″ x 3.38″ (54 mm x 86 mm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

326 Doing fine, me lad - tanks for askin'! And how are ye doing up there in the Great White Nort?
---------------
I'm well though it's raining today.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (Vwz3I)

327 That blasted monk-Patrick! Serial killer, purveyor of genocide!

Posted by: Snek Liberation Front at March 17, 2023 10:18 AM (wrJpE)

328 Picard is turning into The Thing...and I'm good with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

329 I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

so....

we aren't doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (Mkvkw)

330 They're real and magnificent.

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

331 ho lee fuk

that storm front goes from Corpus Christi to Greater Sudbury Canada.

https://tinyurl.com/4wtpf5sa

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:19 AM (BRHaw)

332 Kellyanne Conway: Jared Kushner ‘Benefitted in the Billions’ from Trump Presidency

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (DMyTF)

333 321 I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

There is a ZZ Top song about that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw)

334 332 Kellyanne Conway: Jared Kushner ‘Benefitted in the Billions’ from Trump Presidency
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (DMyTF)

Good his Dad lost about $2B thru it all.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

335 IAEA: Tons of uranium gone missing from Libyan site

Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday.

"The loss of knowledge about the present location of nuclear material may present a radiological risk, as well as nuclear security concerns," a statement by International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) chief Rafael Grossi said, adding that reaching the site required "complex logistics."

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (RHGPo)

336 276 I said Iowa...it's Nebraska. Whatever. The comment still stands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:09 AM

DU regularly freaks out about Iowa...Gov Kim Reynolds is a mini-DeSantis, don't you know? What happened to Iowa? Iowa used to be a reasonably well-educated state that supported progressive policies. Today, it’s mostly a bigoted, anti-government bastion of hate and anger.

True Difficult to even find a restaurant. When I lived there in the 60s it was thriving.

My USCG son is being transferred from VA to CA and we're driving his car across country. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of having to go through all of those fly-over states filled with fidiot assholes. Wish me luck.

I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

337 A lot of plants get this problem. The devil is in the details. You really need to know the level of radioactivity to evaluate the incident. For some reason, that's always left out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:12 AM (UuD2k)

exactly. Are we talking granite countertops or actual plutonium?

Posted by: TexasDan at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (z/ifB)

338 From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."

So much for equality, am I right?

Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX)

339 Who told you to put the bra on?

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (DhOHl)

340 What moron would not hang this?

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (OUiUM)

341 That's a very nice areola ratio. No dinner plate shit here.

Posted by: ballistic at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (oXNqT)

342 336 My USCG son is being transferred from VA to CA and we're driving his car across country. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of having to go through all of those fly-over states filled with fidiot assholes. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

=========

Now THAT is hilarious.

"In Iowa they will have bad thinks. I'll be safe once I get to California with it's big government that's out to protect me from all the rampant crime in California."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)

343 BREAKING: Three years into the coronavirus pandemic, researchers have found genetic evidence that appears to link the outbreak’s origin to a wild animal, @KatherineJWu reports. https://t.co/R9PMdsheOf

— The Atlantic (@TheAtlantic) March 16, 2023

Now it's raccoon dogs wot did it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (Y5qcH)

344 Girls gone wild, the painting.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (VZPAA)

345 Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, it's such a sight to see. Two boobies slowing down to take a look at me....

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:23 AM (gmo/4)

346 Well, she's no Sue Ellen Mischke, but still.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 17, 2023 10:24 AM (DhOHl)

347 I'm assuming Sarah finally got tired of her husband trying to capture a glimpse and decided on a permament solution.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (fs1hN)

348 4
The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13)

I thought it was some schmutz on my monitor, and tried wiping it off.

Would have been more fun in real life though...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (CCSxw)

349 IAEA: Tons of uranium gone missing from Libyan site
-------------
It's okay; they found the ore.

@TheInsiderPaper · 22h
BREAKING UPDATE: Uranium said missing by IAEA in Libya recovered, military says

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

350 Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday.


Oopsie!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (QcJKE)

351 303 I'd rowboat that
~ Amish dude
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 17, 2023 10:13 AM

Paddle dem titles, my dear. Paddle. Maybe using a deep j-stroke...

Posted by: French Voyager at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (JCZqz)

352
I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home


I knew a guy that had to move to Baltimore for work.

The next time I met up with him I asked him how it was. His eyes got wide and he said you know how you hear how bad it is in Baltimore on the news? IT IS SO MUCH WORSE LIVING THERE. There is crime everywhere and you can't leave your home without your head on a swivel.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (lc5cP)

353 I tells ya what, it's not often one comes across breasts that nice.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

There is a ZZ Top song about that!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 17, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw)


Well played!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (6uyrZ)

354 From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."

So much for equality, am I right?
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX)

so, if i get up and go pee, can i start counting over again, or is it continous?

*things i asked DAPA once*...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (Mkvkw)

355 Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

Have you tried cutting?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (Y5qcH)

356 I recognize that mole !

Those are perfect.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (WF/xn)

357 Those are some nice bazoombas.

Rawwrrrr!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (n/8Ck)

358 Nebraska lawmaker 3 weeks into filibuster over trans bill Cavanaugh

Is that the young blonde AWFL from Omaha? Yeah, get it good and hard, NE.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (aylmF)

359 I thought it was some schmutz on my monitor, and tried wiping it off.

Would have been more fun in real life though...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:25 AM (CCSxw)


It worked in the hot tub!

- Cooper Harris

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (gmo/4)

360 Ireland could breathe easy after St. Pat drove the snakes out. Because he aspirated it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (hTf8I)

361 🍀What does the have to do with St. Patrick's Day?🍀

don't you recognize Irish bresses when you sees 'em?

I guess you're not a Moron of the World.

You really need to get out of the house more.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (dCxaZ)

362 BREAKING: Three years into the coronavirus pandemic, researchers have found genetic evidence that appears to link the outbreak’s origin to a wild animal,
___

Yeah, that's the ticket!
- Tommy Flanagan

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (fs1hN)

363 I sort of remember...

Those were the days, my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
La la la la...

Couldn't hang. Majority of the family would be zombied out, staring.

It's always good to laugh. Thanks.

Posted by: Lola - Free Jacob Chansley at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (GshMh)

364 From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."

So much for equality, am I right?
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX)

So I guess 12 is a problem. Sheesh

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (WF/xn)

365 I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
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How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (YIVH2)

366 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 19 minutes
BREAKING: YouTube has restored Donald Trump's channel - Axios

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper · 20 minutes
BREAKING: Hunter Biden files counterclaims against computer repairman over handling of infamous laptop - ABC News

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (Vwz3I)

367 Want lick.

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (8erNz)

368 From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."

So much for equality, am I right?


On a serious note one reason women will some times gain weight when they marry/move in with a guy is they start matching what he eats - and women are usually smaller and less active then men.

Women and men are not the same and we are making everyone's lives worse in a myriad of ways pretending they are.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM (lc5cP)

369 Those are perfect.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2023 10:26 AM (WF/xn)


asymmetrical, which makes them perfect.

Because all natural female breasts are asymmetrical.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (dCxaZ)

370 Good waiting room art for plastic surgeon. Maybe have another with the pendulous water melon boobs so many women want might get some perspective.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (2gIWv)

371 New York City’s bid to create the first real test of an impossible green energy deadline is found in its Climate Mobilization Act of 2019, the key part of which goes by the name Local Law 97. LL97 (formal name: New York City Administrative Code Sections 28-320 and 28-321) imposes energy efficiency standards on large residential buildings starting in 2024 — next year. Buildings that fail to meet the standards are subject to large and accelerating fines starting right away.

It appears that the owners of these buildings are just now figuring out that the standards that have been set cannot be met, at least not in any remotely reasonable way. What next?

The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2023 10:28 AM (RHGPo)

372 @TheInsiderPaper · 22h
BREAKING UPDATE: Uranium said missing by IAEA in Libya recovered, military says


Yes, that is correct.

- Iranian Military

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:29 AM (gmo/4)

373 Yay! The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2023 10:29 AM (SEDrX)

374 From the morning Report.. "Binge drinking is considered consuming four or more drinks in one sitting for women, and five or more drinks for men."

So much for equality, am I right?
Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2023 10:22 AM (53oGX)


What if you're standing?

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (6uyrZ)

375 Is Kellyanne turning on Trump now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (hTf8I)

376 Is Senile Joe Irish again today?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (eGTCV)

377 There are no snakes in Ireland -Frederick Forsyth

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (8erNz)

378 That isn't as comforting as you intended it to be.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:14 AM (QcJKE)

The dose makes the poison. Without knowing the tritium content of the leaked water, it's useless to speculate. I would assume it is tiny, because if it weren't, they would be crying it from the rooftops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (tkR6S)

379 ... and five or more drinks for men.
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Pitchers of beer, right??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (Vwz3I)

380 350 Around 2.5 tons of natural uranium have gone missing from a Libyan site outside state control, UN nuclear watchdog cautioned in a statement Wednesday.
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Where's Qaddafi when you need him?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (D8mow)

381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject

Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (DB6tu)

382 97 She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

Woof...

Should have put the blackout tape over her face, instead of her attributes.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (CCSxw)

383 >>> Good waiting room art for plastic surgeon. Maybe have another with the pendulous water melon boobs so many women want might get some perspective.
Posted by: Jen the original


Like in Doc Hollywood with the models posing behind tinted glass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (VWp7G)

384 @343

>>Now it's raccoon dogs wot did it.

Yep, the bat coronavirus emerged from nature and not the Level 4 BioLab that was performing gain of function research on bat coronaviruses complete with patented Moderna Sequences.

This is complete and total horseshit.

They know it, we know it, they know we know it and they are simply going to try to pull the Oki-Doke anyway.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (n/8Ck)

385 Is Senile Joe Irish again today?
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No, just stupid.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)

386 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Posted by: Kris

Go on......

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (T4tVD)

387 There really is nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 17, 2023 09:44 AM (t0OGg)


being an "artiste" has its advantages

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (dCxaZ)

388 The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”

Ultimately there is only one answer to meet these metrics - reduce the population.

And on an unrelated note...remember to get your booster!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:31 AM (lc5cP)

389 >>> She's not attractive, y'all.

https://tinyurl.com/3hn7f6wk
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

Jefferson tapped that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (VWp7G)

390 I thought the scumbag was Puerto Rican

Or Ukrainian.

Oh fuck it he

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (8erNz)

391 God Bless the Moron Horde

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (KLtfe)

392 381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
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The power of bewbies compels us.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow)

393 when you're an artist, you can legitimately invite someone up to see your etchings and then it's up to them to find out if it was just a line.

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (dCxaZ)

394 Yep, the bat coronavirus emerged from nature and not the Level 4 BioLab that was performing gain of function research on bat coronaviruses complete with patented Moderna Sequences.

There was a leak from the DoD on COVID in 2021. There findings

The clot shot doesn't work
IVM does work but you have to give it early
COVID came from the Wuhan lab

At the time the FNM just sort of pretended the DoD leak didn't happen. But...looks like not only were "right wing conspiracy theorists" right about everything but everyone in the government knew it as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:33 AM (lc5cP)

395 @97

>>She's not attractive, y'all.


She's easily a Tavern 6 and a palace 8 of that time period.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:33 AM (n/8Ck)

396 Immediate impressions.

1 - Stunning
2 - They point up
3 - Vitamin D deficiency

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (rj6Yv)

397 381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
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The power of bewbies compels us.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow)

*kneels* What is thy bidding, my masters?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

398 375 Is Kellyanne turning on Trump now?

Oh no, that was back in 2020 when she very publicly asserted that there were NO shenanigans wrt Presidential election, none at all, no sir!

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (dCxaZ)

399 Fuq...I've still got last night's sock on.

/off whiny, one armed dame sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (CCSxw)

400 397 381 this has to set a record for number of comments staying with the subject
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The power of bewbies compels us.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:32 AM (D8mow)

*kneels* What is thy bidding, my masters mistresses?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2023 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

=======

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

401 Nipples like ripe strawberries. Skin like cream.

Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (yQpMk)

402 Irish breasts?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (mE7cY)

403 He's not wrong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (DcKNO)

404 true dat Pudinhead. Proves we're normals.

Posted by: DanMan at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (DB6tu)

405 3 - Vitamin D deficiency
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That, ironically enough, would have been improved by sunning her boobs more.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (Vwz3I)

406 3 - Vitamin D deficiency

The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP)

407 "And, by the way, they're real, and they're spectacular."

Posted by: Lola - free Jacob Chansley at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (GshMh)

408 I left Iowa City in August 2022I now live in Baltimore after five years living in Iowa and the previous 23 in Colorado. I am so happy to call Maryland my home and Wes Moore my governor. Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
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How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM

Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX)

409 386 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.

Except when 'enhanced'.

I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (8erNz)

410 @394

>>but everyone in the government knew it as well...

Yes, but they are trying to interject stray voltage into the narrative so that their preferred narrative becomes the dominant one.

It's complete f**king bullsh*t and this sh*t has to be nuked immediately.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (n/8Ck)

411 The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting.
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A nice freshly baked loaf of bread. Very yeasty.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (D8mow)

412 >>373 Yay! The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!
Posted by: rickb223

Congrats! We let our land manager graze 3 of his horses on a 10acre pasture last fall because he couldn't afford baled hay($35/bale). It's amazing how much 3 horses eat over 4 months. Mostly cheat and buffalo grass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DMyTF)

413 I meant SHE'S not wrong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (DcKNO)

414 I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter!

/Also don't forget the dangly blessings of liberty

Posted by: David French at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (lc5cP)

415 408 How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM

Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX)

========

I've been told I'm wrong that any progressive would want to move from a red state to a blue state because of their politics, choosing instead to move to red states to change them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

416 >>>I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.
Posted by: JEM


I got you!

Posted by: Pete Bootyplug at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (VWp7G)

417 Some nights, I just pinch myself to make sure it's real.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 17, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
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How broken do you have to be to prefer *BALTIMORE* to Iowa?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2023 10:27 AM

Glad they prefer living there. Stay there please. Let all the lunatics live in one spot. I keep wondering who still lives in shit holes like Baltimore etc. Now I know. I hope these Cidiots NEVER leave.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (oE0yX)

How broken do you have to be to say things like you have to pinch yourself to believe it's real that you're ruled by democrats?

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:37 AM (KbCG3)

418 406 3 - Vitamin D deficiency

The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP)

=========

What do you mean..."you people"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

419 3 - Vitamin D deficiency
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That, ironically enough, would have been improved by sunning her boobs more.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (Vwz3I)

Absolutely. Poolside.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (rj6Yv)

420 When Irish boobs are showing, sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring....

Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (gmo/4)

421 Actually bigger breasts have more to do with the addition of hormones in the food supply.
Posted by: sidney
*
I can certainly see that being so. Is the earlier physical maturation of girls from which it was decades ago connected to that?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2023


***
There were at least 3-4 girls in my smallish high school, in my class or above or below me, who were well-endowed. (I think of them often.) And a certain fellow from San Clemente was president then. So the phenomenon goes back a ways.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:38 AM (J2vNu)

422 Big deal. They're just a pair of fat sacks attached to the chest. I see something similar all the time.
Posted by: Kris


Me too! wanna have lunch?

Posted by: J Fetterman at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (oE0yX)

423 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:30 AM (tkR6S)


Meh.

I actually don't care. I live near a nuke facility. I've gotten callous to all that stuff after many years.

"Did you hear about what happened at the plants today?"

"Nope. What happened?"

"Uranium fire."

"Crazy. You need another beer?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (QcJKE)

424 Get the feeling I'm being watched...

Posted by: Corona at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (nakGR)

425 >>>When Irish boobs are showing, sure, 'tis like the morn in Spring....

Posted by: Archer


And the peat... oh, the peat.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (VWp7G)

426 The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM


Au contraire, they got the man on the ottoman first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t)

427 406 3 - Vitamin D deficiency

The pale look works on a lot of women. See the Daddario girl people keep posting.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:35 AM (lc5cP)

When I was a lad, my first celebrity crush was Neve Campbell. She wore pale very well.

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (KbCG3)

428 I've been told I'm wrong that any progressive would want to move from a red state to a blue state because of their politics, choosing instead to move to red states to change them.

I know a number of leftists that have moved to red state to get jobs or because the cost of living is lower and they endlessly bitch about the rubes voting "wrong" in the state they move to.

Some of the time they do move back to the blue states of course...and then they start bitching about the cost of living, lack of jobs and crime.

And no, you can't get them to see the connection.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

429 Those breasts are full C cup at least, I would say a C Cup is just about the perfect size, although all breasts are awesome in their own special way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (n/8Ck)

430 I prefer women who have fit fifteen year old boy bodies and a great smile.
Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:36 AM (8erNz)



and an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (yQpMk)

431 Wow, OK, BOOBS.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (mqu1M)

432 The 'ettes get the shaft.

Yes, yes they do

Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

433 432 The 'ettes get the shaft.

Yes, yes they do
Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (lc5cP)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

434 Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (hTf8I)

435 429 Those breasts are full C cup at least, I would say a C Cup is just about the perfect size, although all breasts are awesome in their own special way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:40 AM (n/8Ck

I tend to judge breasts not by their size but by their proximity to me.

Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (KbCG3)

436 The 'ettes get the shaft.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 09:32 AM

Au contraire, they got the man on the ottoman first.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2023 10:39 AM (a3Q+t)


CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:

https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)

437 I don't get it.

No the Mr Madison, that I will NOT do. I hear the Mr Schlapp though, he would like to help.

Posted by: The Paulo at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (lc5cP)

438 people are going off-topic on what clearly is a bewb thread..

People post boobs on literally every thread here, except for the weekend specialty ones. It's not a special thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)

439 Kelsey Grammer's 'Jesus Revolution' becomes Lionsgate's highest grossing film since 2019

Gee, you mean not everyone wants to watch fully vaccinated Super Hero trannies?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (oE0yX)

440 Wonder how boobs got to be called boobs. A tit and a boob are both birds, no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (mE7cY)

441 F'ing stupid twat soc.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (KbCG3)

442 Are her feet blue?

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (4GxJn)

443 The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”
___

Is the surprising fix a nuclear warhead that Biden, Graham and co. are so desperate to get Russia to launch?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (fs1hN)

444 Well, happy Friday to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (i0Kzs)

445 CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:

https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)



He has the Irish Disease.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

446 4 The freckle near the decolletage is distracting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13)


2/10

WOULD NOT MOTORBOAT

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (DTX3h)

447 Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023


+ 1

But there are always exceptions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (J2vNu)

448 443 The New York Times had a big front page article on Monday about the maneuvers of one large building to try to comply with the law. The headline (online version) is “A Huge City Polluter? Buildings. Here’s a Surprising Fix.”
___

Is the surprising fix a nuclear warhead that Biden, Graham and co. are so desperate to get Russia to launch?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:43 AM (fs1hN)

If you knock down the buildings there will be no more building-caused pollution. Simple science.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (KbCG3)

449 Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2023 10:41 AM (hTf8I)


I suggest, there needs to be a more in depth investigation performed to test your assertion. Perhaps involving a large scale study with a good cross section of subjects and a multi-million dollar government grant.


Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (gmo/4)

450 He has the Irish Disease.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (yQpMk)


don't be too hasty now

Grower, not show-er

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (dCxaZ)

451 Pale skin looks great on dark-haired ladies and gingers. It provides a nice contrast to the hair. Doesn’t work as well on blondes, because there’s much less contrast, and maybe an overload of light coloring.

I had a blonde, pale skinned GF at one point. She generally liked to wear a lot of neutral colors...but when I got her to wear blues for example she looked amazing.

People don't get the contrast thing at all for some reason.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (lc5cP)

452 He has the Irish Disease.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM

Worst of all young man you've got industrial disease.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX)

453 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv)

454 Ah Spring break in 1493.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (oE0yX)

455 Finally an art thread I can LIKE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (dO/0d)

456 424 Get the feeling I'm being watched...
Posted by: Corona
___

Are your boobs exposed?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (fs1hN)

457 biden's golden touch affecting the stock market today again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (dO/0d)

458 I suggest, there needs to be a more in depth investigation performed to test your assertion. Perhaps involving a large scale study with a good cross section of subjects and a multi-million dollar government grant.


Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:44 AM (gmo/4)

I volunteer for tribute!

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (rj6Yv)

459 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv)

Good. Get the fuck out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM (i0Kzs)

460 Wonder how boobs got to be called boobs. A tit and a boob are both birds, no?

The etymology dictionary says "boobs" came from the 17th century "boobies", which in turn comes from the Latin "pupa" meaning "little girls".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)

461 The rancher who leases our pasture, his cows had two more baby calves last night!
Posted by: rickb223

*********

The rancher next door is elated
Excited and exhilarated
His cow has given birth
Now the rancher's filled with mirth
And the mama cow is now de-caffeinated.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ykeLU)

462 @453

>>Now that's broke and woke.

The only thing I miss after moving from NYC is food and sidewalks, other than that, it was the best decision I ever made.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (n/8Ck)

463 The etymology dictionary says "boobs" came from the 17th century "boobies", which in turn comes from the Latin "pupa" meaning "little girls".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)

Eeewww. That took a turn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (mE7cY)

464 Well, they do call it Bodymore Murderland ya know.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (DhOHl)

465 When you refer to tits its because the nipples are spectacular. For bewbs its the heft, mass and beautiful lay of the thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (D8mow)

466 Good. Get the fuck out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:46 AM

Yep. I applaude all these SJW's who want to move back to the hellscapes like San Fran etc. that they've created. We'll help you pack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM (oE0yX)

467 453 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.
Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv)

========

MSN pushing that article, much less paying for its research and writing, is interesting. That's not some poster on some blog talking about their personal experience, that a leftist media outlet essentially advertising the move, telling other leftists that it's okay to move.

Is there some low-level background concern about demographic collapse in blue enclaves on the left? Perhaps combined with something like DeSantis' massive win in FL last year, telling the left that their supporters are going where they aren't needed and can't make a difference while also worrying about the tax base of places like CA?

It's interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)

468 >>> 24 Tetons.
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 17, 2023 09:31 AM (DhOHl)

Somebody help him! He spoke French!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (llON8)

469 453 Yeah. My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities. Now that's broke and woke.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:45 AM (rj6Yv)

Was this couple white? If so, funny how they just want to be around minorities for the sake of being around minorities.

If no, funny how they want to be closer to people who look more like them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

470 Now THAT is how you start the morning!!!

BOOBIES!!!!!

Thanks CBD!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (Oq/TM)

471 I had a blonde, pale skinned GF at one point. She generally liked to wear a lot of neutral colors...but when I got her to wear blues for example she looked amazing.

People don't get the contrast thing at all for some reason.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023


***
Miss Linda is one of those "Winters." Remember the 4-season color scheme for hair, makeup, and clothing that was all the rage in the '80s? She's fair-skinned with dark hair and green eyes. She knows about, and employs, contrast very well.

Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 was "having her colors done" one Saturday. (She turned out to be a Spring.) When I walked in to pick her up, the color expert smiled and said, "This must be The Autumn."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (J2vNu)

472 When you refer to tits its because the nipples are spectacular. For bewbs its the heft, mass and beautiful lay of the thing.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:47 AM

Thanks Kamala.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (oE0yX)

473 Diversity

You want good Thai food at 3 AM
You expect to get a bunch of people speaking some other language
You'll get an MS-13 member having sex with your underage daughter and dealing out of your garage

Posted by: Obligatory at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (lc5cP)

474 My MSN feed had to an article about a ex-California couple who have lived in NC for five years and were planning to move back to CA because of the lower wages and the lack of "diversity" outside of the larger cities.

The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

475 Yes. I have only two things I miss about moving from NY - The food and the colors of the maple trees in the fall.


Posted by: Archer at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

476 New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Y5qcH)

477 Your laugh of the day...

https://tinyurl.com/ywft3sau

[Twatter screenshots]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Vwz3I)

478 474 The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

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I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into (probably #3 richest in the city). He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

479 Wakes
Up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I hope it was an exercise at the Air Force base, but a lot of jet noise around 4:30 this morning.
Oh. And nice bewbs!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (anj39)

480
476 New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (Y5qcH)


It's the smell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (mE7cY)

481 The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".

Comparing say Texas to CA you might see a 10% cut in your salary...presuming you can FIND a job in CA, but your house will cost 1/3 to 1/2 and your cost of living will be about half...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP)

482 Leaving NC for CA for lack of diversity just means 'we want more Mexicans and Asians and a whole lot less blacks.'

Posted by: JEM at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (8erNz)

483 MSN pushing that article, much less paying for its research and writing, is interesting. That's not some poster on some blog talking about their personal experience, that a leftist media outlet essentially advertising the move, telling other leftists that it's okay to move.

Is there some low-level background concern about demographic collapse in blue enclaves on the left? Perhaps combined with something like DeSantis' massive win in FL last year, telling the left that their supporters are going where they aren't needed and can't make a difference while also worrying about the tax base of places like CA?

It's interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM

Yea, I think they are nervous. But good, keep pushing that narrative to the woke cidiots that it's o.k. to move back. Yes please!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (oE0yX)

484 Pert. Would bang.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (zZu0s)

485 481 Comparing say Texas to CA you might see a 10% cut in your salary...presuming you can FIND a job in CA, but your house will cost 1/3 to 1/2 and your cost of living will be about half...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP)

=========

"But I was making six figures in CA! And now I'm only making $85,000! It's a hate crime!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

486 478 474 The wages are lower because cost of living is lower. And complaining about lack of diversity seems like a code for "the wife can't find enough Tyrones".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

========

I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into (probably #3 richest in the city). He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

To fix this problem, the government needs to go through great efforts to source safe, preferably LGBT, colored people to live in his neighborhood and provide proper ambience.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (eYoxG)

487 He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

Wait, I lived in North Charleston.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (Y5qcH)

488 It's the smell.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (mE7cY)



I fear it has ... infected me.

Posted by: Agent Smith at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (yQpMk)

489 What a bad day to come late to the art thread. I'll read the conversation, but miss watching it develop.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (4780s)

490 You'll get an MS-13 member having sex with your underage daughter and dealing out of your garage

Reminds me of a funny Twitter post I saw the other day: "Need people for a guaranteed money-making scheme. No, it's not a scam, we're going to sell meth".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)

491 476 New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
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I noticed that after Katrina most of civilized NO moved across the Pontchartrain to Slidell.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (D8mow)

492 487 He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

Wait, I lived in North Charleston.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (Y5qcH)

========

It's not the safest part of the city.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

493 Late to the thread, dammit! Now all the good boob jokes and memes are taken.

Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (7EjX1)

494 I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.

Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY)

495 487 He never talked about moving in North Charleston, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

Wait, I lived in North Charleston.
-----------------
Oddly, that's where the train station is located.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (D8mow)

496 Those areolas are so tiny that conventional Newtonian physics cannot explain their behavior.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 17, 2023 10:04 AM


It's the lack of Cmdr. Montgomery's tubercles.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

497 >>>New Orleans has a shitload of diversity and no one is moving here.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


The diversity is 9mm, 380, 7.62...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (VWp7G)

498 I figured I could just cut to the chase...

posted by CBD at 09:30 AM


So "Sarah Goodridge" is your real name ?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (iKFmR)

499 Would so hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi)

500 It's not the safest part of the city.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

Yeah, parts were pretty bad. But I was coming from New Orleans, so my safety probably went up a little.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Y5qcH)

501 Thanks to the lord above for women.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi)

502 >>> 485 []
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP)

=========

[]
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

Lies!! TX costs twice as much as CA and you'll instantly lose 50% of your salary.

Plus, we have FIRE ANTS.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (llON8)

503 Imagine how happy your wife would be when she walks in and sees this hanging in the living room. Look honey, I bought ART!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (oE0yX)

504 My town is having it's Spring art festival starting today. I road my scooter downtown this morning. The crowd is a bit small so far but it is just starting.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (yQpMk)

505 Late to the thread, dammit! Now all the good boob jokes and memes are taken.
Posted by: JTB at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM


Look at the bright side, no one will tell you you'll poke your eye out.

Posted by: Ralphie at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (a3Q+t)

506 >>> I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.

Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G)

507 I thought it was going to be a pencil drawing of Trump. Surprise!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Mzdiz)

508 Now THAT is how you start the morning!!!

BOOBIES!!!!!

Thanks CBD!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM


Our COBs are benevolent-ish COBs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vl0Ta)

509 Would so hang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Master bedroom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (i0Kzs)

510 Just saw this related item by chance:

@unusual_whales · 20h
In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I)

511 501 Thanks to the lord above for women.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:54 AM (Qqpbi)

Amen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s)

512
The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G)

News is always a day late.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (mE7cY)

513 I miss the first 1.5 hrs of Art thread AND TITS GET POSTED?!?!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah - guy what thinks it's all ops at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (/ZVVt)

514 I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.

Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Mens adult Depends brand underpants are doing well.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (3CCua)

515 494 I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY)

Uhh... hmm... nope. It's not coming.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (iKFmR)

516 510 Just saw this related item by chance:

@unusual_whales · 20h
In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I)

=========

You know how you fix that? More government spending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being witty and sophisticated with Ernst Lubitsch at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

517 Pert. Would bang.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 17, 2023 10:51 AM (zZu0s)

"Pert near" would be better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (tkR6S)

518 >>> 506
==
The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (VWp7G)

But it's *not* a recession!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (llON8)

519 I sitting here tryin to think of a single thing that Biden hasn't screwed up.

Just one thing that hasn't made everyone's life worse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM (mE7cY)



I am doing well betting against the markets, so there is that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 17, 2023 10:56 AM (yQpMk)

520 Whoa. The Senator was Daniel Webster.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (rj6Yv)

521 he gave the painting to her rumored lover, Daniel Webster, upon the death of his first wife. A pretty bold gift for a fresh widower, but probably more comforting than your typical funeral flowers...
==================

What a way to help a man through grief.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (Qqpbi)

522 The Philadelphia Federal Reserve announced we're at seven straight months of contraction. Bad news is coming, folks.
----------------
Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (D8mow)

523 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 17, 2023 10:53 AM

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (Vl0Ta)

524 >>>News is always a day late.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Also, I don't think he's screwing up. He knows what he's doing - or at least his handlers know. This is purposeful. He's trying to destroy the country as founded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (VWp7G)

525 >>>Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Maybe the Philly Fed will collapse, like SVB.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (VWp7G)

526 @unusual_whales · 20h
In New York City, a $100,000 salary feels like $36,000, per Bloomberg.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:55 AM (Vwz3I)

It's true. And I worked in Westchester and lived 2 counties north of that. Was constantly saying, "How can I make all this money, and still have nothing left."

Just kidding, I lived like a hermit and banked some serious scratch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (Y5qcH)

527

31,870.47 -376.08 (-1.17%)
As of 10:58AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (yQpMk)

528 I like the inclusion of the tiny mole at upper center left. Flawlessness is boring.

Posted by: troyriser at March 17, 2023 10:58 AM (7Cx1V)

529 I had a work friend at my last job, a progressive, who told me that he was worried about the lack of diversity in the neighborhood he moved into


Must make house shopping awkward.

"This is newly renovated, 3000 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and a......"

"Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE)

530 Has there been a Victory! of which I am unaware???

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Qqpbi)

531 Were your neighbours the Petries, sniffybigtoe??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Vwz3I)

532 This is purposeful. He's trying to destroy the country as founded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 10:57 AM (VWp7G)


No. He's a true believer and so are his handlers. This is just Obama with no political savvy.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (iKFmR)

533 525 >>>Yep, and oddly we are rallying. Can anyone say Fake Rally put on by the Big Bankers? They love them some bankrupt competitors.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Maybe the Philly Fed will collapse, like SVB.
---------------
The reason for the collapse is the absence of interest on money. They have to raise the interest rate but someone is paying the Biden Crime Family to keep the rates low. See the Big Four National Banks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow)

534 CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:

https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM (dCxaZ)
*******
Yes!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (NpAcC)

535 No. He's a true believer and so are his handlers. This is just Obama with no political savvy.
------------------
Obama had no savvy. He had an adoring press no matter the fuckups.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow)

536 "Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE)

No muslims? You islamophobic or something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (tkR6S)

537 >>>The reason for the collapse is the absence of interest on money. They have to raise the interest rate but someone is paying the Biden Crime Family to keep the rates low. See the Big Four National Banks.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Lovely. And the little people get screwed again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (VWp7G)

538 531 Were your neighbours the Petries, sniffybigtoe??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (Vwz3I)

My neighbors were pot heads and illegals. I didn't live in the nicest apt complex.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (Y5qcH)

539 Happy St Patrick’s Day, Tits McGee.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (6Tc2R)

540 500 comments and nobody told CBDm "Thanks for the mammaries"?

Who are you people?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM (ykeLU)

541 CBD told me he's posting this one on Monday:

https://tinyurl.com/2h5xpt2j
Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 10:42 AM


Hell yeah!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (Vl0Ta)

542 there's a new thread up and it remains sans tetons

Posted by: kallisto at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (dCxaZ)

543 "Yeah, sounds great. How many negroes on this street? We're looking for a place with at least three negro families a couple of Mexican households, and maybe an Asian family."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 10:59 AM (QcJKE)

No muslims? You islamophobic or something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2023 11:01 AM

What no trannies, no gheys? No non binaries? Fckn haters!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (oE0yX)

544 Who are you people?
-----------
A bunch of boobs without you.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 17, 2023 11:02 AM (Vwz3I)

545 No muslims? You islamophobic or something?



"Well yeah. We'd like some Muslims. But more like the friendly falafel-cooking type with a Kabab stand or something. Not the exploding kind. If I wanted that we'd still be in Michigan."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (QcJKE)

546 Obama had no savvy. He had an adoring press no matter the fuckups.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 17, 2023 11:00 AM (D8mow)


He was against gay marriage before he was before it. Not the only issue. He is great at leading from behind. Joe is stumbling along out in front.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (iKFmR)

547 🍀🍀

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2023 11:03 AM (NpAcC)

548 NOOD DAMMIT!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 17, 2023 11:04 AM (VWp7G)

549 Why is it that all boob threads eventually devolve into talk about the Federal Reserve Bank?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2023 11:07 AM (ykeLU)

550 To shamelessly twist lyrics from Traffic: "But it wasn't the bullet / That laid him to rest / 'twas the Low Snark of High-Healed Boyz." Now, about them tits ... yes, please

Posted by: Dr_No at March 17, 2023 11:07 AM (mu5GU)

551 Was this couple white? If so, funny how they just want to be around minorities for the sake of being around minorities.

If no, funny how they want to be closer to people who look more like them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 17, 2023 10:48 AM (KbCG3)

Nowadays, the newsfeeds are using stock photos with their articles, but the accompanying image included a white male and an Asian heritage female.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2023 11:08 AM (rj6Yv)

552 lol. I picked a bad day to be late on the Morning Art Thread.

What a pick!

Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2023 11:19 AM (gS3OW)

553 Born in 1788 and she painted those in 1828. Folks, them appears to be 40 years old. Think about it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2023 11:19 AM (MF3yS)

554 "Wow... look at the tits! There must be 57 tits up there."

Posted by: red speck at March 17, 2023 11:20 AM (gS3OW)

555 Too late for this thread, but I'll just say fuck yeah I would hang. Thems are beauties.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2023 11:22 AM (VwHCD)

556 The fact that she painted them on soon to be hunted to near extinction...Ivory? Irr-Elephant.
If she was 40yo at that time? Though likely not a virgin, certainly not a Mother.

Posted by: birddog at March 17, 2023 12:01 PM (uAI4S)

557 "This is believed to be the origin of the derogatory term Honky to describe people of pale complexion."
Achully...it was coined by H Rap Brown, he was being driven to a meeting with some radical whyte leftists, by a radical whyte lefty, they were caught in traffic...dude kept beeping at everyone. Brown stated it as a putdown, "They all just Honkies, making all this noise but ain't going nowhere"

Posted by: birddog at March 17, 2023 12:06 PM (uAI4S)

558 She's dead Jim

Posted by: Bones McCoy at March 17, 2023 01:28 PM (vN+oL)

559 wow... perfect tits.

Posted by: SSBN 656(G) at March 17, 2023 02:03 PM (5AVMW)

560 I've only read the first 150 comments, but I'm still flabbergasted: has no one done the arithmetic? Born 1788, painted this 1828, she was 39 or 40 years old when this was painted. Youthful freshness of breasts possibly slightly exaggerated?

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