Animal Action Stars Cafe

by Joe Mackin

I don't know where that is, unfortunately. Alberta Oil Peon thinks it might be the Bow River in Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada. This picture shows the Bow River with the same crystal-blue color.

A new kind of ski looks like small snowboards you wear, one on each foot.

Awww, how can you be mad at him...?

Happy dog prance.

Little crab makes a Man Cave.

Mama ape kissing baby ape.

Funky bird.

Cat practicing to be in a nineties action movie. Maybe that reference is too obscure. I just remember that sometime during the nineties, someone watched a John Woo movie, and suddenly every hero was sliding across the floor while shooting a gun.

Speaking of action movies -- this dog is a SEAL. He's about to take out a sentry.

Approaching the precious object in a thief-like way.

The cat made its Stealth roll.

Scared little puppy tries barking to warn bigger dogs away, but he's just not very intimidating yet.

I need to be on you.

Me trying to find enough cute animal videos for a Cafe.

Did someone say "Friday"?

Very cute. Bella was rescued from an abusive backyard breeding situation. She became a companion/protector to a blind dog who was rescued with her.

Because her babies were taken from her too quickly, she has an unsatisfied/frustrated mothering instinct. She now mothers any small animals her owners bring into the house, especially bunnies.

She gets to feel like a mom a lot now.

This week I posted video of an elephant who kept stopping trucks to grab stuff they were carrying -- I think it might have just been tall grass -- to eat off them like they were snack trucks.

He stopped a lot of trucks. This wasn't a one-off; he had chosen this as his new foraging strategy.

It turns out that he's not the only elephant who has thought of this:

This elephant is stopping traffic so he can steal some snacks for himself pic.twitter.com/TV6LqTUDEa
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 9, 2023

I bet people whose job is to be caretakers to pandas live about 10 years longer than average.

Panda's are so adorable 🥰pic.twitter.com/MSqgITluAX
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 9, 2023

This is something out of a story book!pic.twitter.com/J1rZZ161Zm
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 7, 2023

Are you doing okay in there little buddy? Welcome to the family 🥰 pic.twitter.com/3e7Mor51Cu
— Pier Pets (@PierPets) March 1, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM

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1 FIRST !!!!!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 08:01 PM (V13WU)

2 I don't know where that is, unfortunately.

==

Alaska ??

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 08:02 PM (V13WU)

3 I felched the otters.

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at March 10, 2023 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

4 Wow, ace stomping ace......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2023 08:04 PM (uNylN)

5 de-escalating the horde-mind in the nick of time!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:05 PM (VohFI)

6 Elephants are amazing creatures. If you think about it.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 08:06 PM (V13WU)

7 Evening.

Pandas must die.

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2023 08:06 PM (NCr1N)

8 ah, Biden today "we've created 12,000...jobs...since I took office"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 10, 2023 08:06 PM (MLrvz)

9 That's what my driveway has looked like for the last month. Would not hang.

Posted by: Reforger at March 10, 2023 08:07 PM (ljZga)

10 Elephants are very smart creatures. If they find a good foraging spot because people just drive up to them with a pile of food, they're gonna figure it out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:07 PM (BpYfr)

11 Lead picture looks like Bow River near Banff, Alberta, in Banff National Park.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:08 PM (tkR6S)

12 Delivering to H-E-B.

They finished unloading me over an hour ago but I still got the red light. Can't get anyone cuz doors won't open from the outside.

That's what I hate about these people. I could be here literally all night. And the fucking retarded thing is I'm home. Hurry up, let me go do I can get home and drink, dammit!

Posted by: Robert at March 10, 2023 08:09 PM (NCr1N)

13 At first glance I thought ace posted a photo by Joe Manchin.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 08:09 PM (NpAcC)

14 Is that an artifact of photography or is that water glacial melt, somewhere with lots of copper? Looks like the copper-rich run-off in parts of Alaska.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

15 Next up: elephants hijack truck, teach themselves to drive, and go hold up distribution center.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:10 PM (tkR6S)

16 Yeah too bad about the enstompening. Lots of secondary side details I wanted to get into on the last thread, per my SOP.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

17 Next up: elephants hijack truck, teach themselves to drive, and go hold up distribution center.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:10 PM (tkR6S)
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Wait until Antifa starts training them...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:11 PM (BpYfr)

18 >>>Little crab makes a Man Cave.

TIL: Crabs invented igloos.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2023 08:12 PM (gv7Yb)

19 I did have a kitten hide in a tissue box, but she crawled right in there while I watched. I had it out for some reason down where she was.

I have also searched a long time for a disappearing kitten. Crawling up into box springs is a good one, but the best was going behind a open bookshelf on the end near an open door and getting behind the books. The last book was a super long Atlas book and it closed in the end making a long thin cubbyhole, perfect for a little kitten that wanted some safe sleeping spot.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQWY)

20 Is that an artifact of photography or is that water glacial melt, somewhere with lots of copper? Looks like the copper-rich run-off in parts of Alaska.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

Rock flour in the water, blues the water same as aerosols blue the sky. Scattering.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:12 PM (tkR6S)

21 I don't know where that is, unfortunately.

Sure is beautiful, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:13 PM (OX9vb)

22 >>>Mama ape kissing baby ape.

My God, that's an ugly baby!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 10, 2023 08:13 PM (gv7Yb)

23 Uh, don't think lorikeets make those birdcalls.
Theirs are much more musical.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Green Power Failure at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (7mqZU)

24 AOP right, I meant to add "glacial till" (same as rock flour?) to my comment. So it is that? Pretty spectacular. Trying to remember where I saw the copper-rich blue water in Alaska, probably Seward, but it was ocean water.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

25 How does Banff rate two f's. One should be plenty. They're just showing off.

Posted by: Ffred Rutherfford at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (wrJpE)

26 I have also searched a long time for a disappearing kitten. Crawling up into box springs is a good one, but the best was going behind a open bookshelf on the end near an open door and getting behind the books. The last book was a super long Atlas book and it closed in the end making a long thin cubbyhole, perfect for a little kitten that wanted some safe sleeping spot.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:12 PM (eoQWY)
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When one of my cats was young, she'd climb into the drawer of the TV stand in my living room. From underneath and behind. Then I'd walk into the living room and hear her rustling around in the TV stand, freaking me out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

27 I wish we had parrots like that in my neck of the woods.
They are beautiful.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2023 08:15 PM (NpAcC)

28 19 Had to go into a plumbing wall after somebody attempted a repair on a leak that was unsuccessful. Inside was a kitten. The idiot tenant didn't even miss the thing. Lucky it was only one day, but at least Little Cat could drink.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 10, 2023 08:15 PM (lz5hY)

29 nice save, bill!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:18 PM (VohFI)

30 When I took a kitten home from the parking lot at work, she ran under the bathroom sink vanity. The previous owners DYI job left a giant hole under there, and I had to go to youtube to find mama cat noises to lure her back out. It took a long time. Then we had to stuff the hole full of towels so she couldn't get in there again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

31 9 Had to go into a plumbing wall after somebody attempted a repair on a leak that was unsuccessful. Inside was a kitten. The idiot tenant didn't even miss the thing. Lucky it was only one day, but at least Little Cat could drink.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 10, 2023 08:15 PM (lz5hY)
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It's well known that cats don't obey the same laws of physics we do.

I accidentally locked one of my cats in my closet the other day. Didn't notice until I came home to take one of my other cats to the vet and heard her crying in the closet. I never saw her enter the closet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (BpYfr)

32 I find most animals fascinating, or at least interesting, but apes and monkeys are smelly

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO8)

33 AOP right, I meant to add "glacial till" (same as rock flour?) to my comment. So it is that? Pretty spectacular. Trying to remember where I saw the copper-rich blue water in Alaska, probably Seward, but it was ocean water.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

Rock flour is impalpably fine dust, clay-size particles that stay suspended in water for a long time. Till is mixed clay, gravel, and boulders.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:21 PM (tkR6S)

34 one of Heinlein's last books was The Cat Who Walks Through Walls ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:22 PM (VohFI)

35 I never saw her enter the closet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (BpYfr)

They're so sneaky, and fast!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:23 PM (OX9vb)

36 Thanks AOP. My geology terms are rusty. Er, oxidized.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 10, 2023 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

37 I find most animals fascinating, or at least interesting, but apes and monkeys are smelly
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO

I don't like them. at all . They freak me out.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

38 Is it me or did they add elephant trumpeting noises to the highway man elephant video?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 10, 2023 08:25 PM (H4JoC)

39 Matt Gaetz And Dan Bishop on Tim Pool's livecast right now

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoXou5zWiE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:25 PM (jzzG8)

40 They should make a Jurassic Park-type movie, but instead of dinosaurs it could be Ice Age mega-fauna. Mastodons, saber-tooth tigers, giant sloth-like creatures, that sort of thing.

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO8)

41 Yes, pandas are cute and cuddly and pull at your heartstrings. I can say this because I have yet to scoop up a big, gnarly panda turd.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 08:29 PM (Jg7EG)

42 The dog and the whipped cream kills me...if my bulldog hears me open the fridge, he damn near knocks me over to get what I'm getting.

No suave sliding out from behind the counter.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

43
Jim Cramer is the best contrary indicator there is. Tucker just played some clips of him shilling for SVB bank on Feb. 8th.

If Cramer is hyping something you own, better dump that shit right then and there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 10, 2023 08:32 PM (f1Vqw)

44 41 Yes, pandas are cute and cuddly and pull at your heartstrings. I can say this because I have yet to scoop up a big, gnarly panda turd.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 08:29 PM (Jg7EG)

It's partially digested bamboo.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

45 @39

>>Matt Gaetz And Dan Bishop on Tim Pool's livecast right now

We are living in bizarro world when former Vice reporters and operation wall street leftist are more conservative than supposedly conservative GOP politicians.

As they say, there is no greater adherent than a convert.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2023 08:34 PM (up/3i)

46 If Cramer is hyping something you own, better dump that shit right then and there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 10, 2023 08:32 PM (f1Vqw)
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Time to rethink investing in the Bluth Company?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

47 Time to rethink investing in the Bluth Company?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:34 PM (BpYfr)

there's money in the Banana Stand.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 08:34 PM (UQUAY)

48 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9WVMH75zXaE

This is the happy chattering of a flock of lorikeets.
Music to my ears.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Green Power Failure at March 10, 2023 08:35 PM (7mqZU)

49 I find most animals fascinating, or at least interesting, but apes and monkeys are smelly
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO

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There's some really weird stuff living in the deep oceans. Not even sure it's actually terrestrial life...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:35 PM (BpYfr)

50 I think panda poop is green and smells better than the average poop. But Groot is staring at me.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

51 >There's some really weird stuff living in the deep oceans. Not even sure it's actually terrestrial life...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

'Here be dragons'

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:37 PM (geLO8)

52 When one of my cats was young, she'd climb into the drawer of the TV stand in my living room. From underneath and behind. Then I'd walk into the living room and hear her rustling around in the TV stand, freaking me out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

I've had several cats climb into the bottom drawer of the dresser from the front, then elevate to one of the other drawers.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

53 We like animals.
They torture puppies and remove their vocal cords for your relaxation.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 08:37 PM (lrNXH)

54 Actually I'm sure panda poop is green. I apologize for being so wishy washy.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:38 PM (eGTCV)

55 "I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue...Canadian...stream?" Hmmm, not the magic. Pretty water, though.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 10, 2023 08:39 PM (iyVGU)

56 Good evening everyone. Back from Stations.

Bad news - we're all sinners.

Good news - there's a way out.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2023 08:39 PM (qoGsy)

57 Actually I'm sure panda poop is green. I apologize for being so wishy washy.
Posted by: N. Lurker

: |

Don't you mean

8

Eucalyptical?

8|

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:40 PM (jzzG8)

58 giant sloth-like creatures, that sort of thing.

Just spitballing here.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO

A role for that critter in the previous thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:40 PM (tkR6S)

59 ..Yes, pandas are cute and cuddly and pull at your heartstrings. I can say this because I have yet to scoop up a big, gnarly panda turd. Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 08:29 PM (Jg7EG)

That's the #2 Special at Panda Express.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 10, 2023 08:40 PM (e6UQI)

60 Jim Cramer is the best contrary indicator there is. Tucker just played some clips of him shilling for SVB bank on Feb. 8th.

If Cramer is hyping something you own, better dump that shit right then and there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at March 10, 2023 08:32 PM (f1Vqw)

He tweeted that JP Morgan was "a fortress" so Jaime Dimon is probably sitting in his office, holding a revolver in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other, looking tearfully at a picture of his wife and kids...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 10, 2023 08:41 PM (wmDcS)

61 We like animals.
They torture puppies and remove their vocal cords for your relaxation.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 08:37 PM (lrNXH)

Didn't they have more than one dog torturing program running, each with no scientific purpose at all?

I mean, at least the old 'testing of cosmetics' crap that some companies sponsored back in the day had an arguable use....this was all Mengele lets see how much it hurts shit.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:41 PM (eoQWY)

62 Bad news - we're all sinners.

Good news - there's a way out.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2023 08:39 PM (qoGsy)

Thank you, Jesus.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

63
This is the happy chattering of a flock of lorikeets.

Is that the offspring of a parakeet and a lorax?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 10, 2023 08:42 PM (63Dwl)

64 I apologize for being wishy washy. I hate that about myself.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

65 Eucalyptical?

8|
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:40 PM (jzzG

That's Koalas. Pandas eat bamboo.

You've been bamboozled.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:42 PM (eoQWY)

66 Bannon on Tim Pool with Dan Bishop now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:43 PM (jzzG8)

67 Pretty sure ace's threads are open threads. Like to see a post on video out of Stanford Law where 5th Circuit judge invited to speak to Federalist society heckled. DEI dean came (after request for admin to address the hecklers). Not only did she take their side, but delivered prepared remarks leveling the judge. Set up hijack. No conservative speech allowed. Should make great future lawyers.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 10, 2023 08:43 PM (trVDr)

68 @64

Well, unless one habitually surrounds themselves with pandas, one is probably going to be a little iffy about the color of their poop.

Unless that's your thing and you're German.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2023 08:44 PM (up/3i)

69 Eucalyptical?

8|
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:40 PM (jzzG

They have some of those at the gym. They're boring.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 10, 2023 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

70 exactly right, oldcat; surest sign of a dangerous psychopath ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:44 PM (VohFI)

71 Pretty sure ace's threads are open threads. Like to see a post on video out of Stanford Law where 5th Circuit judge invited to speak to Federalist society heckled. DEI dean came (after request for admin to address the hecklers). Not only did she take their side, but delivered prepared remarks leveling the judge. Set up hijack. No conservative speech allowed. Should make great future lawyers.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 10, 2023 08:43 PM (trVDr)

Start with burning the Unis and taking the endowments. Like Henry VIII and his Monastery takings, it can fund a lot of recovery projects, and most of that money was stolen from the government in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:46 PM (eoQWY)

72 That's Koalas. Pandas eat bamboo.

You've been bamboozled.
Posted by: Oldcat

Now you're just pandering to the wombats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2023 08:46 PM (jzzG8)

73 Experiment to see if a kind of fly could transmit a disease.
Just guessing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 08:46 PM (lrNXH)

74 giant sloth-like creatures, that sort of thing.

Just spitballing here.
Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 10, 2023 08:28 PM (geLO

Perfect for the sound track:

https://youtu.be/uejAhCMzK20

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 08:46 PM (tkR6S)

75 exactly right, oldcat; surest sign of a dangerous psychopath ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:44 PM (VohFI)

And to make that work, that entire organization has to be stuffed to the gills with just this kind of psychopaths. No ham and eggers there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:47 PM (eoQWY)

76 Farmer Bob

5th Circuit judge has been turned into an enemy of DEI. You would think lawyers would be smarter than that, but no.

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate." Stuff I tell the kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

77 Assinboine Zoo in Winnipeg sold black and white ice cream when they had pandas on display.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:47 PM (eGTCV)

78 Depraved mad-science experiments are inevitable when there's a huge (and ever growing!) class of academic types whose careers depend entirely on finding things to convince the government to pay them to study.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 08:49 PM (PZvjL)

79 Oldcat

Ohh. I like it.

The displaced workers can clean Superfund sites, clean out silt from dammed rivers, and dig canals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 10, 2023 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

80 Sure sign of illegal toxic cobalt dumping in the color of that stream. Someone should call the EPA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2023 08:49 PM (Qzn2/)

81 The FBI says that the sure sign of a dangerous psychopathic terrorist is that they go to Latin Mass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (r46W7)

82 Experiment to see if a kind of fly could transmit a disease.
Just guessing.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 08:46 PM (lrNXH)

The Fauci dog killing stuff - naw, just some flesh eating bug from Africa imported thousands of miles to kill Beagles I think it was. They cut the voicebox to keep the noise the dogs made down.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

83 I remember Justice Thomas spoke at Bama law in the late aughties (08 or 10 maybe). I was invited and attended via remote video. He was witty, charming, and very sophisticated. He gave a brilliant speech and took questions. He had some that challenged his jurisprudence, but all were respectful and mannerly. We've lost so much to the left, and so quickly.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (trVDr)

84 >>There's some really weird stuff living in the deep oceans. Not even sure it's actually terrestrial life...

The University of RI has a very active oceanography program and one of the leaders is Robert Ballard, the guy credited with locating the Titanic among other wrecks. They do frequent cruises around the world and post videos of some of the deep sea creatures they find. Some look totally fake.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

85 56 Good evening everyone. Back from Stations.
Bad news - we're all sinners.
Good news - there's a way out.
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm off to Stations in an hour. It's very powerful.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (U2p+3)

86 The FBI says that the sure sign of a dangerous psychopathic terrorist is that they go to Latin Mass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (r46W7)

Or has seen the Lord of the Rings movies more than once....no wait that's in England.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:51 PM (eoQWY)

87 Great leaps forward should wind us up where skiing began -- barrel slats

Eventually we're going to have to ditch our tourguides.

Posted by: micky at March 10, 2023 08:51 PM (3byMq)

88 spot-on again, oldcat; top to bottom.

and probably more stuff that we don't even know about that would make a death-camp nazi puke.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:52 PM (VohFI)

89 >>There's some really weird stuff living in the deep oceans. Not even sure it's actually terrestrial life...

The University of RI has a very active oceanography program and one of the leaders is Robert Ballard, the guy credited with locating the Titanic among other wrecks. They do frequent cruises around the world and post videos of some of the deep sea creatures they find. Some look totally fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

Do all the Profs there have the "Innsmouth Look"? Some things are best left alone until the stars are right

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

90 The University of RI has a very active oceanography program and one of the leaders is Robert Ballard, the guy credited with locating the Titanic among other wrecks. They do frequent cruises around the world and post videos of some of the deep sea creatures they find. Some look totally fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
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Saw a video the other day with a fish that was transparent and had a glowing green brain. That thing evolved on Earth? Seriously?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

91 They want to Silence our voice boxes.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 10, 2023 08:53 PM (lrNXH)

92 it's who they are; it's what they do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 08:53 PM (VohFI)

93 Do all the Profs there have the "Innsmouth Look"? Some things are best left alone until the stars are right
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:52 PM (eoQWY)
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Might want to check their offices to see if they have statues of Dagon laying around...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:53 PM (BpYfr)

94 There's some really weird stuff living in the deep oceans. Not even sure it's actually terrestrial life...

Of course it's not.

Posted by: Cthulhu (not Coothie) at March 10, 2023 08:54 PM (tkR6S)

95 Might want to check their offices to see if they have statues of Dagon laying around...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:53 PM (BpYfr)

Their football team mascot is the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Dark Young

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:54 PM (eoQWY)

96 Saw a video the other day with a fish that was transparent and had a glowing green brain. That thing evolved on Earth? Seriously?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:52 PM (BpYfr)

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You'd be amazed, Chief.

Posted by: The Cambrian Explosion at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (Qzn2/)

97 I'm watching some dumbass Democrat named Garcia who is grilling Matt Taibi. My Lord that woman is stupider than any rock I've ever met. And I've met some pretty stupid rocks.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

98 >>Do all the Profs there have the "Innsmouth Look"? Some things are best left alone until the stars are right

I'm convinced Lovecraft got a lot of inspiration from ocean creatures. There's some weird shit down there.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)

99 >>Do all the Profs there have the "Innsmouth Look"? Some things are best left alone until the stars are right

I'm convinced Lovecraft got a lot of inspiration from ocean creatures. There's some weird shit down there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)

Lovecraft didn't seem to like the seas...or the mountains and forests...or the deserts....or the polar ice caps or the planet Pluto.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:57 PM (eoQWY)

100 I'm convinced Lovecraft got a lot of inspiration from ocean creatures. There's some weird shit down there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lovecraft *loathed* the ocean. That's why so many of his horrors look like they came from there. You are right about that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:58 PM (BpYfr)

101 The FBI says that the sure sign of a dangerous psychopathic terrorist is that they go to Latin Mass.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Drop dead feebeeye. If we are unafraid of a heretical pope do you believe we give two shits what you say?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2023 08:59 PM (qoGsy)

102 Lovecraft didn't seem to like the seas...or the mountains and forests...or the deserts....or the polar ice caps or the planet Pluto.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:57 PM (eoQWY)
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..or Blacks or Asians...He had a lot of hangups...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:00 PM (BpYfr)

103 It's amazing to think that we are much more closely related to Dinosaurs than we are to octopi and squids.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:00 PM (r46W7)

104 They do frequent cruises around the world and post videos of some of the deep sea creatures they find. Some look totally fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 10, 2023 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

105 Disproportionately affects POC who can't afford filters or bottled water:

In the past, fluoridation chemicals were obtained from the wet scrubbing systems of the phosphate fertilizer industry and added to many public water supplies in the United States to reduce tooth decay. It is now recognized by dental researchers that fluoride’s primary benefit comes from topical application and does not need to be swallowed to prevent tooth decay.

The FAN states that “in recent years, however, an increasing number of water departments have begun purchasing their fluoride chemicals from China.

The NTP’s 2019 Systematic Review of Fluoride Exposure and Neurodevelopment and Cognitive Health Effects concluded that “ … fluoride is presumed to be a cognitive neurodevelopmental hazard to humans.” They state that “This conclusion is based on a consistent pattern of findings in human studies across several different populations showing that higher fluoride exposure is associated with decreased IQ or other cognitive impairments in children.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 10, 2023 09:01 PM (c6mm0)

106 >>Lovecraft didn't seem to like the seas...or the mountains and forests...or the deserts....or the polar ice caps or the planet Pluto.

No, but he did live in Providence so he was at least familiar with it.

Here's a cute Dumbo Octopus

https://tinyurl.com/4y25u8yw

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 09:02 PM (ZLI7S)

107 Since we're still in the Cafe; - I realize that today is a no-meat Friday, but if I fried up this cabbage in bacon grease, will I still be able to serve it up to those who are concerned about hell and damnation?

Bacon is not really meat, it's more like candy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 09:03 PM (Jg7EG)

108 It's amazing to think that we are much more closely related to Dinosaurs than we are to octopi and squids.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:00 PM (r46W7)

I was pulling up tree roots in the yard yesterday, and saw a little lizard trying to climb of a hole the ground, but its tail was stuck. I took a crowbar, and jammed in the earth behind it, until it broke up the mud and let it scamper free.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 09:03 PM (tkR6S)

109 100 I'm convinced Lovecraft got a lot of inspiration from ocean creatures. There's some weird shit down there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:55 PM (ZLI7S)
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Lovecraft *loathed* the ocean. That's why so many of his horrors look like they came from there. You are right about that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 08:58 PM (BpYfr)

As someone who spent years of his life on the Sea... I can attest that Mom Nature, and her Boy Toy Poseidon, ARE out to kill you.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 10, 2023 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

110 Rewatching The Menu, this time with the kids

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 10, 2023 09:03 PM (fUnHJ)

111 103 It's amazing to think that we are much more closely related to Dinosaurs than we are to octopi and squids.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:00 PM (r46W7)

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Not to mention lettuce.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2023 09:04 PM (Qzn2/)

112 Bacon is not really meat, it's more like candy.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 10, 2023 09:03 PM (Jg7EG)
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Especially when you bake it slathered in brown sugar (and a little bit of cayenne pepper).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:05 PM (BpYfr)

113 ..or Blacks or Asians...He had a lot of hangups...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:00 PM (BpYfr)

Well he didn't like poor whites either, even those in Massachusetts. I put that down more to class-ism than Racism per se.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:06 PM (eoQWY)

114 Have you ever been to sea, Billy?
See what Cap'n Highliner?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:06 PM (eGTCV)

115 Lovecraft didn't like much of anything. Being an extreme introvert can do that.

Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (PZvjL)

116 They do frequent cruises around the world and post videos of some of the deep sea creatures they find. Some look totally fake.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 08:50 PM

This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 10, 2023 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

Now THATS an Innsmouth look right there.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (eoQWY)

117 Show some stones ehh?
How about supporting a 1/6 annual meet up on the MAll.
If we start now, many heads will explode, saving firing squads,
and ammo.

Posted by: Rachel Madddow lookalike with a machine gun in MAralago. at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (uSdpa)

118 downloading the latest Linux Mint for another rooted Chromebook that I plan to use for ham radio live-blogging ... going to try to do some parks on the air this weekend.

*muted woohoo*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (VohFI)

119 Please make Groot disappear.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:09 PM (eGTCV)

120 Lovecraft didn't like much of anything. Being an extreme introvert can do that.
Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (PZvjL)

The more I think about it, I guess that's true. Another thing that often turns up as places of horror are the old parts of towns. Like in the one where that painter did paintings of horrible ghouls eating body parts using photographs taken from life.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:10 PM (eoQWY)

121 107 Since we're still in the Cafe; - I realize that today is a no-meat Friday, but if I fried up this cabbage in bacon grease, will I still be able to serve it up to those who are concerned about hell and damnation?

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I'll allow it.

Posted by: Pope Alexander VI at March 10, 2023 09:10 PM (Qzn2/)

122 115 Lovecraft didn't like much of anything. Being an extreme introvert can do that.
Posted by: CppThis at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (PZvjL)

I'm an extreme introvert but I do like the odd thing.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

123 Tucker had exactly zero seconds of J6 tapes content on his show tonight.

On that issue, he's been silenced.

There was promise, a lot of it, in the first few minutes of his show opener on Monday. FBI infiltration, police errors, the Ray Epps mystery, the deaths of demonstrators caused by cops, and much more.

There was no delivery.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 10, 2023 09:11 PM (KiBMU)

124 Cat watching laptop is too funny

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 09:11 PM (xhxe8)

125 downloading the latest Linux Mint for another rooted Chromebook that I plan to use for ham radio live-blogging ... going to try to do some parks on the air this weekend.

*muted woohoo*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (VohFI)

I loaded that on a portable years back and it was still working recently. Seems stable and simple compared to other Linux releases Iv'e used.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:11 PM (eoQWY)

126 This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 10, 2023 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

Now THATS an Innsmouth look right there.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:08 PM (eoQWY)
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Wow. When you think about it, that explains so much...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

127 107 Since we're still in the Cafe; - I realize that today is a no-meat Friday, but if I fried up this cabbage in bacon grease, will I still be able to serve it up to those who are concerned about hell and damnation?

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I'll allow it.
Posted by: Pope Alexander VI at March 10, 2023 09:10 PM (Qzn2/)

The pig used for your bacon identified as a daffodil.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:12 PM (eoQWY)

128 I loaded that on a portable years back and it was still working recently. Seems stable and simple compared to other Linux releases Iv'e used.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 09:11 PM (eoQWY)

It's working fine for me right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

129 Wow! 40,000 hours of J6 footage and Tucker spends one night airing it.
Tucker, please put me on!

Posted by: Tucker's Big Boy Pants at March 10, 2023 09:14 PM (slrRB)

130 I bet the shoppers put a few hundred extra pounds on the trucks pachyderm toll.

Hey better that than our urban carjackers.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:15 PM (81bkm)

131 Tucker isn't going to give up video on a Friday, would think Monday or Tuesday next week. There are certainly more earth shattering videos to see.

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 09:15 PM (xhxe8)

132 Track all the operatives, when and where they go and went and show none have been arrested

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2023 09:17 PM (xhxe8)

133 Mr gaga - they said from the outset that they didn't have footage of the Ashli Babbit shooting. Other than that, there of course more, but what would be more important than the proof that the J6 committee lied about everything, and the proof that the feds intentionally withheld exculpatory evidence? What's missing?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:17 PM (r46W7)

134 >>Tucker isn't going to give up video on a Friday, would think Monday or Tuesday next week. There are certainly more earth shattering videos to see.

McCarthy said as recently as today that he is going to release all of the videos to the public.

Fox won't be able to stop that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2023 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)

135 Of the 40,000 hours, at least 39000 will either be of empty corridors or of people milling about in the distance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:25 PM (r46W7)

136 Re: "Spooky" sidebar link.

Wow, that Polyphonic Overtone Singing is one of the other-worldly, almost creepiest things I've ever seen. Looks like it takes tremendous discipline, concentration, & control.

* goes off to search for actual mechanics that enables this function *

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 09:26 PM (wsx8x)

137 it's been my go-to OS for quite a few years now, giving uniform satisfaction on my fleet of elderly laptops & chromebooks ... until I can't run wsjtx because I can't update libc2 ...
thus, format & reinstall latest version & try again ...

linux, LOL

still better than anything else, though, most specially if you value freedom & privacy.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:28 PM (VohFI)

138 Wow, that Polyphonic Overtone Singing is one of the other-worldly, almost creepiest things I've ever seen. Looks like it takes tremendous discipline, concentration, & control.

* goes off to search for actual mechanics that enables this function *
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 09:26 PM (wsx8x)
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It's almost like she turns her vocal cords into a theremin...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:28 PM (BpYfr)

139 Of the 40,000 hours, at least 39000 will either be of empty corridors or of people milling about in the distance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2023 09:25 PM (r46W7)

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Why don't I trust that they haven't already withheld the most damning hours and/or events?

Will Tucker be showing the Ashli Babbitt murder (or stage play, per the cell phone video I saw of the event?) or the Rosanne Boyland murder (also I believe already on the webz via cell phones, but which I haven't personally seen)?

And how 'bout the #GingerGun dude with the bullhorn, earpiece, and gun who was leading the false flag along with Ray Epps?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 09:33 PM (wsx8x)

140 Don't play Theremin if you're allergic to Theremin.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2023 09:33 PM (Qzn2/)

141 I'm this close to being slightly drunk.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:34 PM (eGTCV)

142 I'm this close to being slightly drunk.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:34 PM (eGTCV

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Swacked-adjacent then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2023 09:34 PM (Qzn2/)

143 Oh, and the DNC & RNC #FakePipeBomb "bomber" videos?

Every grandma in D.C. on J6 has been hunted down, but that wascally domestic terrorist false flag pathetic excuse for "pipe bomber" got away, eh?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 09:35 PM (wsx8x)

144 Swacked-adjacent then?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 10, 2023 09:34 PM (Qzn2/

Fair.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:38 PM (eGTCV)

145 N. Lurker @ 141- this close to being drunk?
We used to call that kneewalking drunk. Drunk drunk is passed out on the deck with one leg on your rack

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2023 09:39 PM (MF3yS)

146 I apologize by a despise the Democratic Parrty. I apologize because I'm a fucking Canadian and what either do I have.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:41 PM (eGTCV)

147 Once again this thread being evidence that our attentions have decayed from a couple hours a night of reading and the occasional news show to half a dozen 12 second videos.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:41 PM (8erNz)

148 Actually I'm sure panda poop is green. I apologize for being so wishy washy.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 08:38 PM (eGTCV)

It's not easy pooping green.
It seems to blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to step in it 'cause it's not standing out like the dog that ate confetti -
or goose poop from the sky.

Posted by: Kermit the Panda at March 10, 2023 09:41 PM (xhaym)

149 141 I'm this close to being slightly drunk.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Stick your car keys in the USB port.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:42 PM (8erNz)

150 I mean, at least the old 'testing of cosmetics' crap that some companies sponsored back in the day had an arguable use....this was all Mengele lets see how much it hurts shit.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:41 PM (eoQWY)

Oh, I suspect the lab was selling sandflies to other labs who used them in various testing, and also decided to test stress hormones on puppies that were being tortured to death.
"waste not - want not" and he got paid for both functions.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2023 09:43 PM (xhaym)

151 RIP Topol. Fiddler on the Roof is one of two musicals that is okay for a man to enjoy. The other is Paint Your Wagon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 09:44 PM (UQUAY)

152 Once again this thread being evidence that our attentions have decayed from a couple hours a night of reading and the occasional news show to half a dozen 12 second videos.
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:41 PM (8erNz)

Mostly, I pass on the videos. I'd sooner read Ace's writing, or that of the Horde. If a particular video draws a lot of favorable comment, I will go back and view it. Nice to have filters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)

153 I had a serious red neck conversation today. My recommendation was legalizing duelling.
Duelling would make political debate more honest.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:46 PM (eGTCV)

154 151 RIP Topol. Fiddler on the Roof is one of two musicals that is okay for a man to enjoy. The other is Paint Your Wagon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Not up for The Producers, eh?

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:46 PM (8erNz)

155 you too, NLurker?

g'night everyone!

see ya onna Pixy thread

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:46 PM (VohFI)

156 Mostly, I pass on the videos. I'd sooner read Ace's writing, or that of the Horde. If a particular video draws a lot of favorable comment, I will go back and view it. Nice to have filters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 09:45 PM (tkR6S)
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I generally skip the links on the Cafe, but I do tend to watch the videos that are embedded.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2023 09:47 PM (BpYfr)

157 LOL, NLurker; remember Bart Simpson's Kentucky colonel gramdpa with the "Honk if you demand satisfaction" bumper sticker?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:48 PM (VohFI)

158 Mostly, I pass on the videos. I'd sooner read Ace's writing, or that of the Horde. If a particular video draws a lot of favorable comment, I will go back and view it. Nice to have filters.

I am a sucker for animals doing cute things and like to forward to spouse before bedtime.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:49 PM (8erNz)

159 or see H. Beam Piper's "Lone Star Planet" for a sidelight on politics ...

& now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:50 PM (VohFI)

160 Tomorrow my bride is kicking me out of the house so that she can do some spring cleaning.

Heading to Wyoming, Nebraska and Kansas, scouting locations to move to a retirement homestead. (We have not ruled out Texas and Oklahoma)

We are fucking sick to death of Colorado. To the point that we are no longer looking at homes on the west side of the hill. We like towns like Craig and Meeker, but, well, still Colorado.

Fuck Colorado.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 09:50 PM (UQUAY)

161 How much money would it take to make the Groot face go away?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 10, 2023 09:51 PM (eGTCV)

162 Axe me later.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2023 09:52 PM (lrPqp)

163 other is Paint Your Wagon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Not up for The Producers, eh?
Posted by: JEM

South Pacific, Oookahoma maybe?

Definitely not Music Man.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:52 PM (8erNz)

164 NE OK's pretty country.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 10, 2023 09:53 PM (lrPqp)

165 Wow, that Polyphonic Overtone Singing is one of the other-worldly, almost creepiest things I've ever seen. Looks like it takes tremendous discipline, concentration, & control.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 10, 2023 09:26 PM (wsx8x)
~~~~~

Oh yeah?! Well, one of my kids can whistle and hum at the same time, and another can wiggle his eyeballs. Now THAT's talent.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 10, 2023 09:53 PM (3ImbR)

166 Pug,

Shoot me an email! Be happy to give you a quick tour of my town ( N Central KS)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2023 09:53 PM (6lj/r)

167 Their football team mascot is the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Dark Young
Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2023 08:54 PM (eoQWY)

I saw Black Goat of the Woods open for Delapoer's Rats at the WOW Hall in the early 90's

Posted by: Kindltot at March 10, 2023 09:53 PM (xhaym)

168 And Salty's in this part of the world too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 10, 2023 09:55 PM (6lj/r)

169 157 LOL, NLurker; remember Bart Simpson's Kentucky colonel gramdpa with the "Honk if you demand satisfaction" bumper sticker?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 10, 2023 09:48 PM (VohFI)

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T'wasn't a grandpa. Homer thought he was a bad-ass, challenging everyone to duels, because everyone always backed down. Until that one fateful day...

'Oh, why did I have to slap a guy who says "suh"?'

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at March 10, 2023 09:56 PM (uPgE/)

170 South Pacific, Oookahoma maybe?

Definitely not Music Man.
Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:52 PM (8erNz)

Actually, South Pacific and Oklahoma are acceptable.

In general, I do not like musicals. Which is funny, since I was Barnaby Tucker in my high school's production of Hello Dolly. But hey, I kissed more girls then than my previous 11 years of school.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 09:56 PM (UQUAY)

171 159 or see H. Beam Piper's "Lone Star Planet" for a sidelight on politics ...

& now rly g'night!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365

Second that recommendation.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 10, 2023 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

172 Shame on fox news

seems all are in for the destruction of the Republic...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 10, 2023 09:58 PM (J00IM)

173
We are fucking sick to death of Colorado. To the point that we are no longer looking at homes on the west side of the hill. We like towns like Craig and Meeker, but, well, still Colorado.

Fuck Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 09:50 PM (UQUAY)

I feel the same about eastern Washington.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2023 09:58 PM (anj39)

174 Heading to Wyoming, Nebraska and Kansas, scouting locations to move to a retirement homestead. (We have not ruled out Texas and Oklahoma)

Idaho? There are parts of Tennessee that seem promising. Spent quite a bit of time in NE in my life I could live in/near Kearney, better light industrial base for hobby projects (cars, etc) than in much of California these days. But very hot in summer...

Good luck in your hunt.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2023 09:59 PM (8erNz)

175 I feel the same about eastern Washington.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2023 09:58 PM (anj39)

Idaho ought to annex all of Washington east of the Columbia River.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 10:01 PM (tkR6S)

176

L'ONT!

She iss NOOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at March 10, 2023 10:01 PM (WtWYn)

177 Tomorrow my bride is kicking me out of the house so that she can do some spring cleaning.

Any chance I can sync her up with Mrs.D?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 10, 2023 10:02 PM (anj39)

178 Actually, my bride has ruled out only a couple of places, Montana and Alaska. Which sucks, because I love both. But we are not ruling out a lot of places. Idaho is definitely in the mix. Neither of us like humidity, so we are not going to be too close to the Mississippi. We did like the Texas Hill Country.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 10:05 PM (UQUAY)

179 This dirty town has been my home since last time I was sailing,
But I'll not stay another day, I'd sooner go out whaling,

Chorus:
Oh lord above, send down a dove with wings as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of them there blokes what sells bad beer to sailors!

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 10, 2023 10:06 PM (J00IM)

180 Idaho ought to annex all of Washington east of the Columbia River.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2023 10:01 PM (tkR6S)

I do know that most of Oregon would love to become part of Idaho.

And many counties in Colorado would love to join Wyoming.

fuck it all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 10, 2023 10:07 PM (UQUAY)

181 WeirdDave just explained his life story in the ONT! Which is Noood!

Posted by: GanGanowicz at March 10, 2023 10:13 PM (AxRGS)

182 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElTHIgl2tg

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