African Breakfast Nook Cafe

10 I noticed that there was some Barbie Benton talk in the earlier thread.

She was the centerfold of my first Playboy magazine purchase, December 1985. Hubba Hubba.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (DSB5h)

11 Giraffes are cool.

Weird.

But cool.

I wonder if you could use their neck bones in stews and such for the tender meat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

12 6+ dead at a Jehovah's Witness service in Hamburg, Germany, following a shooting.

Police have already promised never to know the reason why.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (cdNls)

13 Oh boy, my favorite! French toast with maple syrup!

Posted by: The giraffe at March 09, 2023 07:31 PM (iayUP)

14 When do we get an African breakfast nookie cafe?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

15 How long have guests at the White House thought,“Don’t get any on me”?

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 09, 2023 07:32 PM (glGDV)

16 OK, fashion is stupid, but at least this is visually interesting.

https://bit.ly/3ypOpki

Also, that model is so skinny, Mia Farrow should raise some money to get her some food.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:33 PM (eyxn4)

17 Police have already promised never to know the reason why.
---------------
We'll have to see. The cops say the gunman is dead with the other victims so I'm leaning to nut and not Moslem because murder-suicide by handgun doesn't fit Mo's M.O. IMHO.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:34 PM (Vwz3I)

18 Have you ever wondered if Toto and Kansas are the same band?

Posted by: The giraffe at March 09, 2023 07:34 PM (iayUP)

19 sorry forgot link

https://youtu.be/CwpJdSpJ8EU

Eye of the Tiger if Metallica had done it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:34 PM (0hOvj)

20 OK, fashion is stupid, but at least this is visually interesting.

https://bit.ly/3ypOpki

Also, that model is so skinny, Mia Farrow should raise some money to get her some food.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:33 PM (eyxn4)
---
The caption reads, "On what occasion would you wear this?"

Well, if you really, truly want some social distancing, it just screams, "DON'T TOUCH!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

21 I love cruel insulting ace but damn I spit a lot of good vodka out down below.

Posted by: Can't get mo' wytta at March 09, 2023 07:36 PM (Uw44z)

22 Re. Hamburg Jehovas...

||All we know – 7 dead, total likely includes the shooter, unconfirmed number of wounded as high as 14 according to reports, shooter not ID’d, no motive known. Police are calling it an “Amok” shooting according to Bild.de.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:36 PM (Vwz3I)

23 Where's the waiter in this place? I need wine and a clean ashtray

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:37 PM (j+MAy)

24 Giraffes have backflow preventers in their neck blood vessels, so's they don't pass out when moving their head quickly from 0-16 ft. and back to 0. They evolved those.

Posted by: Wonderfully Made at March 09, 2023 07:37 PM (wrJpE)

25 "Where's the waiter in this place? I need wine and a clean ashtray"

Just a sec while I clear this table...

Posted by: The giraffe at March 09, 2023 07:38 PM (iayUP)

26 Random thought: Young Larry Hagman looked a lot like Tom Brady.

We now resume normal broadcast functions. Carry on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 07:38 PM (UQUAY)

27 A 2 dimensional dog sees a line as a fence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:38 PM (BRHaw)

28 Looks like a swanky restaurant. I'd insist that any giraffe tongue on my plate be well done.

Posted by: MkY at March 09, 2023 07:38 PM (cPGH3)

29 Heh. I enjoy these links mostly.

Posted by: Just The Way It Is at March 09, 2023 07:40 PM (/P0vp)

30 My kid didn't really crawl much. He would start in a seated position, put his left hand down, stretch out his right leg and set it down. With his left hand and right foot planted as pivot points, he'd push his body forward with his left leg tucked. Once he was far enough forward, he would put his butt on the ground, then do the process over again.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:41 PM (eyxn4)

31 Missed the Biden tax increase thread, but it's hilarious that food prices have doubled since he took office, the $15/hr 'living wage' the dumbasses were demanding is worth exactly the same as $7.50/hr under Trump, and, since his 2021 bill was signed into law, eBay sales over $600/year mean you're a small business with all the tax and withholding responsibilities that entails.

But he's not going to raise taxes on anyone making less than $400,000 a year. Or something.

Now shut up and go try and buy food with your 2020 food budget.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 09, 2023 07:41 PM (jqexa)

32 The dog clapping is way they get Pedo Joe ready for Air Force One

Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 07:41 PM (H4JoC)

33 Really? A Golden with a gay bandana? They should all be horse whipped and the Golden should clap.

Posted by: Can't get mo' wytta at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (Uw44z)

34 Got skwerls galloping across my roof. Must be spring time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (UQUAY)

35 The vid of the cat howling for its dinner had my cat come over and look at me like "WTF, man?"

Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (jTmQV)

36 Clicked on ad for the fun of it. One on "burns 12 lbs of fat a week"
Looked at before and after pics, wondered if they were backwards, e.g. they started skinny but got fat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

37 35 The vid of the cat howling for its dinner had my cat come over and look at me like "WTF, man?"

Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (jTmQV)

Almost sounds like cat's saying 'I want food"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

38 ||All we know – 7 dead, total likely includes the shooter, unconfirmed number of wounded as high as 14 according to reports, shooter not ID’d, no motive known. Police are calling it an “Amok” shooting according to Bild.de.||

-

A single shooter.

So one amok.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 09, 2023 07:43 PM (jqexa)

39 Giraffes have backflow preventers in their neck blood vessels, so's they don't pass out when moving their head quickly from 0-16 ft. and back to 0. They evolved those.
Posted by: Wonderfully Made

"Hello Darkness my old friend,
I moved my head too fast again. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2023 07:43 PM (qoGsy)

40 Now shut up and go try and buy food with your 2020 food budget.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 09, 2023 07:41 PM (jqexa)

It would be double here as we like nice meats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:43 PM (BRHaw)

41 30 My kid didn't really crawl much. He would start in a seated position, put his left hand down, stretch out his right leg and set it down. With his left hand and right foot planted as pivot points, he'd push his body forward with his left leg tucked. Once he was far enough forward, he would put his butt on the ground, then do the process over again.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:41 PM (eyxn4)

Elder child crawled like a crab: sideways.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

42 Almost expected that ice deer to get hit by a train.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

43 The German shooter went amok. Tough to find a Vulcan bride these days

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 07:45 PM (3f7vf)

44 Just got a good deal on two baby goats that will be cabrito TXMoMe 2023.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:45 PM (j+MAy)

45 20 OK, fashion is stupid, but at least this is visually interesting.

https://bit.ly/3ypOpki

Also, that model is so skinny, Mia Farrow should raise some money to get her some food.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:33 PM (eyxn4)
---
The caption reads, "On what occasion would you wear this?"

Well, if you really, truly want some social distancing, it just screams, "DON'T TOUCH!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 07:35 PM (BpYfr)

She's preparing to infiltrate the protozoans

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

46 Random thought: Young Larry Hagman looked a lot like Tom Brady.
We now resume normal broadcast functions. Carry on.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 07:38 PM (UQUAY)

I used to think the man had it all. Living in Cocoa Beach, a genie at his beck and call, Roger the gay friend to hang out with macking on the ladies, driving a convertible, working and flying for NASA and Mrs. Bellows coming over in skimpy outfits just wanting it. Wanting All Of It...To The Hub.

Lucky Bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 07:46 PM (R/m4+)

47 43 The German shooter went amok. Tough to find a Vulcan bride these days
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 07:45 PM (3f7vf)

Did he RUN amok? or did he drive there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2023 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

48 Atmospheric river has begun here.
I may try to catch some trout.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 09, 2023 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

49 My guess is JW was member # 144,001 and he was not getting in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:47 PM (BRHaw)

50 So one amok.
-------------------
Oddly enough, the last German Jehovah Witness centre shooting was seven years ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 07:47 PM (Vwz3I)

51 "This baby owl takes to the camera like a Kardashian with an overdue mortgage payment."

Wow. Sometimes the descriptions beat the actual videos for entertainment. But, in the case of the adorable baby owl, it was a draw.

Thanks for the lovely picture of Galway, too.

Posted by: Lola at March 09, 2023 07:48 PM (GshMh)

52 44 Just got a good deal on two baby goats that will be cabrito TXMoMe 2023.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:45 PM (j+MAy)

Car wreck?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:48 PM (BRHaw)

53 48 Atmospheric river has begun here.
I may try to catch some trout.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, back to bipedal status at March 09, 2023 07:47 PM (jTmQV)

Look out for Sharks!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2023 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

54 Just because a dog can't masterbate easily or use a large pretentious language doesn't mean he is less of a mammal than i.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (lqRlW)

55 @11

>>I wonder if you could use their neck bones in stews and such for the tender meat.

A single giraffe neck bone with associated meat attached is gigantic, you would need 30 qt pot at least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (qD3Br)

56 Giraffes have backflow preventers in their neck blood vessels, so's they don't pass out when moving their head quickly from 0-16 ft. and back to 0. They evolved those.
Posted by: Wonderfully Made

---

One of my favorite quotes is from Einstein:

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

Spoilers: Everything is a miracle

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (/6kZi)

57 I'm not so sure how I feel about the little dachshunds being allowed to play with a full grown lion.
It's cute, but very risky

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (NpAcC)

58 Mexican cartel 'apologizes' for kidnapping and brutal murder of Americans, turns in members

What is our enemies Alex?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:50 PM (BRHaw)

59 rhennigan, friend is raising them.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:50 PM (j+MAy)

60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

61 A single giraffe neck bone with associated meat attached is gigantic, you would need 30 qt pot at least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (qD3Br)

Wow! I had no idea. Maybe we need to raise them as a food supply.

Canada would work....not a lot of folks there and they don't work much so it would give them something to do.

I wonder if Giraffes like the cold...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

62 Giraffes have backflow preventers in their neck blood vessels, so's they don't pass out when moving their head quickly from 0-16 ft. and back to 0. They evolved those.

Yeah, because there's several logical transition points between that and not having them, and having a super long neck for millions of years before the mutation to have that takes effect heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:52 PM (0hOvj)

63 I think I had giraffe at the African Lodge in Animal Kingdom when it opened.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:53 PM (BRHaw)

64 55 @11

>>I wonder if you could use their neck bones in stews and such for the tender meat.

A single giraffe neck bone with associated meat attached is gigantic, you would need 30 qt pot at least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 07:49 PM (qD3Br)

CBD would say sou vide it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (ynpvh)

65 60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

Meth Croc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

66 "You sold me queer giraffes " 500 quatloos for the reference.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (j+MAy)

67 65 60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

Meth Croc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

Crack Shark

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

68 Feel bad for kitty that isn't getting dinner

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

69 So now the FBI can just mark exculpatory evidence as "classified" and that is justification to withhold it from defendants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (UJ6fL)

70 "You sold me queer giraffes " 500 quatloos for the reference.

Gladiator. One of my all time favorite lines

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:56 PM (0hOvj)

71 60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

1 of my fav writers had the bad guy fucked to death by the horny dolphin at the FLA roadshow bad sea park.

I spit beer out my nose just laughing about that.

Dorsey

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:56 PM (BRHaw)

72 69 So now the FBI can just mark exculpatory evidence as "classified" and that is justification to withhold it from defendants.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (UJ6fL)

I thought they were alreading doing that

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

73 67 65 60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

Meth Croc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

Crack Shark
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

Fentanyl Grassley

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (BRHaw)

74 @66

>>500 quatloos for the reference.

Easy, Gladiator.

It might be the last of the great films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (qD3Br)

75 fuk u spell chek

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (BRHaw)

76 . . . Molly Racoon

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 07:58 PM (xhaym)

77 73 67 65 60 According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:51 PM (0hOvj)

Meth Croc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

Crack Shark
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:55 PM (ynpvh)

Fentanyl Grassley

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (BRHaw)

The George Floyd movie?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:58 PM (ynpvh)

78 > According to Pitch Meeting, the alternative idea to Cocaine Bear was Viagra Dolphin but nobody wanted to film that.

King of the Hill already did that one.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 07:59 PM (eyxn4)

79 75 fuk u spell chek

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (BRHaw)

Was trying to figure out that Grassley reference...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

80 I thought they were alreading doing that
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

They got caught doing it in the Proud Boys case. And when the defense brought it up, the judge put the trial on hold and scolded the defense for accessing classified info they had no right to access. It was a constitutional crisis. The defense nearly destroyed our precious democracy by insisting that their clients have access to the evidence against them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 08:00 PM (UJ6fL)

81 Watching these animal rescue videos getting them as suggestions on YouTube, yesterday saw one a wild bear got a guy to follow her back to a pound where her cub was tangled in netting and close to drowning, but guy saves the cub.
Also watched one horseshoe video and getting every horse and cow hoof videos they have.

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

82 If crap like this keeps happening, we're going to go back to the bad old days where everyone lives in monoculture enclaves and outsiders are attacked on sight.

https://bit.ly/3mEShvt

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 08:02 PM (eyxn4)

83 Have you ever wondered if Toto and Kansas are the same band?
Posted by: The giraffe

Toto should have been formed by some ex-Kansas guys, if you think about it.

But they were former session musicians, mostly, playing with Boz Scaggs and Steely Dan, among others.

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2023 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

84 Just in the past day I have seen an article on someone who cooks for their hamster, and an article on someone who cooked and ate their hamster. Weird, huh?

Posted by: The giraffe at March 09, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

85 dang. Off mighty tall sock.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

86 Before the white man the Grassleys roamed the plains of Peruvia in their tens of thousands!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 08:04 PM (Vwz3I)

87 Well mad we it since 0130am and without a nap but time for lights out.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2023 08:04 PM (xhxe8)

88 It might be the last of the great films.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 07:57 PM (qD3Br)

So I was sick and bored and watched the new Star is Born. It was story. It is a great film. May be the best love story I have seen in a while. Up with Stranded.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:05 PM (BRHaw)

89 The George Floyd movie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:58 PM (ynpvh)

I cried
I laughed
I could not breathe

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:06 PM (BRHaw)

90 GRISLEY

a fucking bear

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (BRHaw)

91 Donald Trump likely WILL face criminal charges over Stormy Daniels hush money payment after Manhattan DA invited him to testify before grand jury

Daily Mail https://tinyurl.com/ycjpxavk

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (geLO8)

92 Was trying to figure out that Grassley reference...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

Something to do with immigration parole abuse I think. Still trying to figure out the joke, though

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

93 Amazon Prime wants 4.99 to rent "Serenity". Too much, but it got me to wondering about the threatened reboot of "Firefly" by Disney +. The rumors of about series development started in 2020, but since then, little to nothing has been reported. Which is just as well.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2023 08:09 PM (rj6Yv)

94 An image humbly submitted to Zod in hope it satisfies desires expressed in the previous thread.

https://tinyurl.com/y4a7bdsd

Posted by: Zod wanna be at March 09, 2023 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

95 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they get under the clouds and beam up a zoomie.

Posted by: fd at March 09, 2023 08:10 PM (iayUP)

96 Prozac Polar

Treatise:

Self medicating bear finds help eating people with depression, panic, anxiety, or obsessive-compulsive symptoms.

Bear discovers whiteness and white racialized identity refer to the way that white people, their customs, culture, and beliefs operate as the standard by which all other groups of are compared. Whiteness is also at the core of understanding race in America. Whiteness and the normalization of white racial identity throughout America's history have created a culture where nonwhite persons are seen as inferior or abnormal.

So he kills and eat a brownie+_+ Troup.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:11 PM (BRHaw)

97 Donald Trump likely WILL face criminal charges over Stormy Daniels hush money payment after Manhattan DA invited him to testify before grand jury

--

(searches online for what the "A" in NDA stands for)

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 09, 2023 08:12 PM (/6kZi)

98 Something to do with immigration parole abuse I think. Still trying to figure out the joke, though
Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

bear it was a god damn bear joke

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:12 PM (BRHaw)

99 " The defense nearly destroyed our precious democracy by insisting that their clients have access to the evidence against them."

I think the defense wanted access to the evidence that proved their client innocent, evidence the FBI was trying to not just withhold, but trying to destroy/delete.

Judge needs to hang alongside the FIB.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2023 08:12 PM (Cus5s)

100 6+ dead at a Jehovah's Witness service in Hamburg, Germany, following a shooting.

Police have already promised never to know the reason why.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (cdNls)

Any bets on the Mohammed factor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

101 bonhomme that's, um, fairly disturbing, to say the least. Sort of a textbook example of random violent personal street crime, which everyone fears the most and yet which fortunately is fairly rare. Could tell it was a Vietnamese-American area/victim involved just from Ngo's tweet, and the store signage in the video confirms it. Don't know, assume Houston's Vietnamese-American community is largely ethnic Chinese (meaning mostly likely came in the 2nd wave, 197

. Little Saigon in Orange County is much the same. I think coastal TX/LA V'mese immigrants were mostly first wave, which is true for San Diego, in '75 right after the fall of Saigon.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2023 08:13 PM (OTzUX)

102 NDA = Non-Disclosure Agreement

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2023 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

103 65:Meth Croc
Posted by: rhennigantx

SyFy Channel is coming out with that one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2023 08:15 PM (g/54t)

104 If crap like this keeps happening, we're going to go back to the bad old days where everyone lives in monoculture enclaves and outsiders are attacked on sight.
https://bit.ly/3mEShvt
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2023 08:02 PM (eyxn4)

Ah, the Feral Ute in his natural environment.

Like a crocodile, the small brained Feral Ute only thinks of 3 things over and over all day.

Get High....Steal Something....Rape Something....Get High...Steal Something....Rape Something.

I think Steve Irwin did a few episodes on their behavior.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 08:15 PM (R/m4+)

105 83 Have you ever wondered if Toto and Kansas are the same band?
Posted by: The giraffe

Toto should have been formed by some ex-Kansas guys, if you think about it.

But they were former session musicians, mostly, playing with Boz Scaggs and Steely Dan, among others.
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2023 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

yes

keyboardist Steve Porcaro and drummer Jeff Porcaro

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:16 PM (BRHaw)

106 @91

>>Donald Trump likely WILL face criminal charges over Stormy Daniels hush money payment after Manhattan DA invited him to testify before grand jury

I mean, I can't even hazard a guess at what the charge would be but whatever it is, it's going to be novel, to say the least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:16 PM (up/3i)

107 I read a charming told-as-true bear instance not too long ago.

A little boy in his tuxedo walked down the aisle at the beginning of the wedding he was participating in, turning to give out loud RAWR!s every so often.

He was asked why he was doing that, and he explained that he was the ring bear.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 09, 2023 08:17 PM (/6kZi)

108 70 "You sold me queer giraffes " 500 quatloos for the reference.

Gladiator. One of my all time favorite lines
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 09, 2023 07:56 PM (0hOvj)

a following line is better, however the numbers may be different

3K for the lions and 5K for the slaves, that makes 6K (you stupid camel jockey)

Posted by: REDACTED at March 09, 2023 08:17 PM (us2H3)

109 100 6+ dead at a Jehovah's Witness service in Hamburg, Germany, following a shooting.

Police have already promised never to know the reason why.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (cdNls)

Any bets on the Mohammed factor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

The media will be told the shooter was a Militant Lutheran performing jihad against a rival Christian gang.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 08:18 PM (AMIL/)

110 There are three types of bears (or species) in North America. The most common is the American black bear (Ursus americanus). Unfortunately named, the black bear can be various shades of black, white and brown. This species is found in all provinces and territories in Canada except Prince Edward Island, and in 40 of the 50 United States. There are approximately 900,000 black bears throughout N.A. Although some subspecies, such as the Louisiana black bear, are protected as “threatened” under the U.S. Endangered Species Act, most are not.

The Grassley or brown bear (Ursus arctos), is found in British Columbia, Alberta, the Yukon and Northwest territories as well as in the states of Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and Washington. Coastal versions of this species are often called brown or Kodiak bears, while the smaller inland variety is often called the “grizzly” bear on account of its “grizzled” appearance. All are members of the same species, though some biologists suggest that the brown bears on Kodiak Island have been isolated long enough to be considered a separate subspecies (Ursus arctos middendorffi).

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:18 PM (BRHaw)

111 He was asked why he was doing that, and he explained that he was the ring bear.
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 09, 2023 08:17 PM (/6kZi)

he just had to outrun the flower girl

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:19 PM (BRHaw)

112 @88

>>So I was sick and bored and watched the new Star is Born. It was story. It is a great film. May be the best love story I have seen in a while. Up with Stranded.

I enjoyed the film as well. I am interested in seeing Joker 2 as it's apparently a musical and Lady Gaga stars as Harley Quinn.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:20 PM (up/3i)

113 He was asked why he was doing that, and he explained that he was the ring bear.
Posted by: $15

Awwww

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 08:20 PM (fUnHJ)

114 I hate the new A Star is Born. It's an anti-love story.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 08:22 PM (fUnHJ)

115 Ling beaL soup cules rimp dick

Posted by: Hop Sing at March 09, 2023 08:22 PM (BRHaw)

116 Unexpected unless WuFlu hit the Cubans badly...

World Baseball Classic: Xander Bogaerts homered in Netherlands 3-1 win over Panama; Italy beats Cuba 6-3. Australia beats South Korea; and Japan whips Red China 8-1.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 09, 2023 08:24 PM (Vwz3I)

117 All are members of the same species, though some biologists suggest that the brown bears on Kodiak Island have been isolated long enough to be considered a separate subspecies (Ursus arctos middendorffi).
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2023 08:18 PM (BRHaw)

The Kodak bears were slower to develop than the Polaroid bears.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:27 PM (tkR6S)

118 I mean, I can't even hazard a guess at what the charge would be but whatever it is, it's going to be novel, to say the least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:16 PM (up/3i)
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Any bets on whether or not the prosecution will turn over exculpatory evidence to the defense?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2023 08:27 PM (BpYfr)

119 6+ dead at a Jehovah's Witness service in Hamburg, Germany, following a shooting.

The gunman didn't wish to talk?
(Sorry. Sorry. Sorry)

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:30 PM (AxGTK)

120 @118

>>Any bets on whether or not the prosecution will turn over exculpatory evidence to the defense?

Well, again, we don't know what the charges are going to be and from the facts as we know them, no crime was committed, so what would be exculpatory evidence for non-crimes?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:30 PM (up/3i)

121 Speaking of Mooselmen, and movies- I watched Hotel Mumbai on DVD last night. I recommend it. It is based on events during the Paki Muslim terrorist attack on Mumbai (Bombay) in November 2008. Much mayhem. Much suspense - Who dies and who lives?

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 08:31 PM (AMIL/)

122 we are currently re-examining our "man card" application and increasing the standards for which "men" are given the card

somehow, a few nonqualified "men" have slipped thru the cracks

Posted by: the managemant at March 09, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

123 keyboardist Steve Porcaro and drummer Jeff Porcaro

Guitarist Steve Lukather did session work for just about everybody that was anybody in the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

124 #111
The flower "girl"?
What is his name?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (AxGTK)

125 Oxy Otters. It's lit.

Posted by: Can't get mo' wytta at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (Uw44z)

126 Hey look my new keyboard works fine

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (geLO8)

127
Ace coulda made this the COCKATU Cafe.

You know, for Baretta.

https://youtu.be/5HNWhVXcjV8

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (JPRnv)

128 I hate the new A Star is Born. It's an anti-love story.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Here's a hatesong to go with it.

https://youtu.be/O5nAA_QXBPY

Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (P1f+c)

129 The Kodak bears were slower to develop than the Polaroid bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I don't get it.

Posted by: Generation Z at March 09, 2023 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

130 as long as we're talking about animals, here's a jackass on twatter about a week ago:

Rob Reiner
@robreiner
If we want to maintain the strength of American Democracy and Democracy throughout the world, Democrats must stop their whining and navel gazing and go all in on President Joseph Robinette Biden in 2024.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 09, 2023 08:36 PM (kFrCu)

131 114 I hate the new A Star is Born. It's an anti-love story.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2023 08:22 PM (fUnHJ)

It's a love affair with getting high.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2023 08:36 PM (rJ7Hd)

132 Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 08:37 PM (GaDEv)

133 Hey meathead, we aren't a democracy.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:38 PM (AxGTK)

134 130 as long as we're talking about animals, here's a jackass on twatter about a week ago:

Rob Reiner
@robreiner
If we want to maintain the strength of American Democracy and Democracy throughout the world, Democrats must stop their whining and navel gazing and go all in on President Joseph Robinette Biden in 2024.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 09, 2023 08:36 PM (kFrCu

More like Joe Raisinette Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2023 08:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

135 129 The Kodak bears were slower to develop than the Polaroid bears.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

hey

Posted by: brownie bears at March 09, 2023 08:38 PM (us2H3)

136 @110 always thought the sloth bear looked like someone stuck a bear in a washing machine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 08:39 PM (V8kpJ)

137
Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?
Posted by: Jen the original

Yeah, these fake DA's are just making up their own banana republic legal system, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 08:39 PM (JPRnv)

138 133 Hey meathead, we aren't a democracy.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:38 PM (AxGTK)

THIS X 1000. It they want us to be a Democracy, then they do not support the Constitution, which Guarantees a REPUBLICAN form of Government.

The Universal Franchise... is killing us.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2023 08:40 PM (oHd/0)

139 in the case of the adorable baby owl, it was a draw.

Thanks for the lovely picture of Galway, too.
Posted by: Lola

It looks like a Burrowing Owl we have them in AZ

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 08:40 PM (7ssgH)

140 132 Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 08:37 PM (GaDEv)

they are employing Michael Cohen, an admitted liar and judged by the SDNY to be wholly unreliable

Posted by: brownie bears at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (us2H3)

141 Poor Jehovah's Witnesses.

Only 144,000 go to Heaven and it's already filled.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (TXFi7)

142 Rob Reiner hasn't seen his navel in decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (g/54t)

143 Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 08:37 PM (GaDEv)

Because the Manhattan DA is a Democrap koont with a hard-on for DJT?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (tkR6S)

144 Ya know what I read just a week or two ago? It "explained" why the Nazis are really on the "right".

It said that the right is concerned with safety, law and order and the left is concerned with (get this) freedom.

Right now in Congress, there is a party that is saying more speech and more information is making us less safe. And they are often decrying "free speech absolutism".

And I think we all know which party that is.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (krQz2)

145
It's like the fake DOJ "recommending" D.C. civil "lawsuits" against Trump for "inciting a riot."

If the DOJ is indeed convinced Trump did that, why didn't they charge him??

Otherwise, it's just slander or libel, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 08:41 PM (JPRnv)

146 >>>Dachshunds have made friends with someone who could be useful in a fight.

Sure, they can be best buds. As long as the lion remains well fed.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2023 08:42 PM (gv7Yb)

147 Here's a hatesong to go with it.

https://youtu.be/O5nAA_QXBPY
Posted by: mikeski at March 09, 2023 08:33 PM (P1f+c)
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Awesome! Somebody who posts a Porcupine Tree link!

*fist bump*

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 08:43 PM (krQz2)

148 Six dead in mass shooting in Hamburg, if only the volk had had good gun control....

Posted by: sven at March 09, 2023 08:44 PM (Lzpvj)

149 >>>Now this is some quality pouncing.

He landed on that dog like an Alien.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 09, 2023 08:44 PM (gv7Yb)

150 Rob Reiner
@robreiner

Meathead's a terminal STD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2023 08:45 PM (Xrfse)

151 Dachshunds are not *nice* little dogs.

A guy I knew walked his dachshund each morning on a leash. One morning a guy with a doberman was walking his dog on a leash and let go the leash so the doberman could attack the dachshund. The smaller dog ran right at the big dog, flipped onto his back and castrated the doberman which bled to death immediately.
The doberman owner was shocked and said something along the lines of FAFO.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (7ssgH)

152 I cannot even read any comments by Rob Reiner anymore since he's such an angry dolt. His money keeps him in his little bubble. Maybe someday he'll grow up. What? Is he in his 70's now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (YGliX)

153 I grew up in NW Wyoming. We did back country camping with no fear back in the late 70, early 80s. Black bears are one thing. But when the grizzlies began to proliferate out of Yellowstone, that made camping more problematic. This was in the mid 1980s. A friend and his older brother were attacked by a grizzly sow in the Sunlight Basin. Older brother had bad damage to his arm. Younger brother emptied his .357 revolver into the bear's head. Pissed it off enough that it fled.

Fucking grizzlies are not to be trifled with.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (UQUAY)

154 Dachshund means badger hound.
Those cute little dogs were allegedly bred to be sent into badger burrows.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (AxGTK)

155 If grizzlies are not in the Bighorns now, they will be soon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (UQUAY)

156 153 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (UQUAY)

Now you fucking tell me...

//Treadwell, Timmy Treadwell

Posted by: sven at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (Lzpvj)

157 What? Is he in his 70's now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That's his current IQ; but, after reading what he tweets I think the number is falling quickly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 08:49 PM (7ssgH)

158 Dachshund means badger hound.
Those cute little dogs were allegedly bred to be sent into badger burrows.
Posted by: Erebus

Exactly.
Fearless hunters.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2023 08:49 PM (7ssgH)

159 Fucking grizzlies are not to be trifled with.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (UQUAY)

The incel ones are worse. Bitter, they are.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:50 PM (tkR6S)

160 @154

>>Those cute little dogs were allegedly bred to be sent into badger burrows.

There is no dog that combines cuteness and orneriness like a Dachshund.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:51 PM (up/3i)

161 So one amok.

...

Amok is one of very few words to enter English from malay/Indonesian.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 09, 2023 08:51 PM (z/ifB)

162 I would rather be attacked by an incel grizzly than a rapey one.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:52 PM (AxGTK)

163 I cannot even read any comments by Rob Reiner anymore since he's such an angry dolt. His money keeps him in his little bubble. Maybe someday he'll grow up. What? Is he in his 70's now?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (YGliX)
---
He practically mainly tweets about who he wants to see in prison. Because he's sure they're guilty.

Again, if the "left" is about "freedom", he's not "left". He just thinks about how much more control (order?) his side can wrest over things and who he wants to see in prison.

Posted by: Axeman at March 09, 2023 08:54 PM (krQz2)

164 The dog who needed the gat open was a cutie. Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2023 08:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

165 Fucking grizzlies are not to be trifled with.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:47 PM (UQUAY)

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Don't I KNOW IT!!

Posted by: Leo Di Caprio at March 09, 2023 08:54 PM (krQz2)

166 RIP Robert Blake

Beretta, Electra Glide In Blue, In Cold Blood

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 08:54 PM (geLO8)

167 @166

>>RIP Robert Blake

To be fair, I thought he had already journeyed to the undiscovered country.

Well, he'll be able to keep his eyes on the sparrow now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 08:56 PM (up/3i)

168 Any giraffe who thinks cherry-picking breakfast from my plate is a good idea, better have some dental coverage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 09, 2023 08:57 PM (Jg7EG)

169 Our Pepper is a mini longhair dapple dashound and a born killer at 9 llbs. But at 17 yrs old, shes blind and deaf with dementia coming on strong. Sad.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 08:57 PM (MF3yS)

170 132 Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 08:37 PM (GaDEv)

Perjury trap.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 09, 2023 08:58 PM (qyH+l)

171 Robert Blake was the last surviving Little Rascal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2023 08:59 PM (xPl2J)

172 > Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury?

I thought all this Stormy Daniels shit was sorted out long ago

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:00 PM (geLO8)

173

Give your dog clap, and see what happens!

Posted by: #MonkeyPoxPet at March 09, 2023 09:01 PM (GrdYD)

174 Robert Blake was the last surviving Little Rascal.

What about the fidgets?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2023 09:01 PM (Xrfse)

175 91 Donald Trump likely WILL face criminal charges over Stormy Daniels hush money payment after Manhattan DA invited him to testify before grand jury

Daily Mail https://tinyurl.com/ycjpxavk

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 08:07 PM (geLO

How does that work? Oh yeah, libbies. So agreements and the Constitution don't matter. Got it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

176

I'm not here for the hunting!

Posted by: Lio di Caprio at March 09, 2023 09:04 PM (GrdYD)

177 We are not to be fucked with.

Posted by: Trifling Grizzlies at March 09, 2023 09:04 PM (2hexI)

178

Take Me, Ursine Mandingo!

Posted by: Lio di Caprio at March 09, 2023 09:04 PM (GrdYD)

179
I just had a Genius ideer:

If the Republicans were smart, for the fake "international womens day" bullshit, they should've read excerpts from ashley biden's diary.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (JPRnv)

180 100 6+ dead at a Jehovah's Witness service in Hamburg, Germany, following a shooting.

Police have already promised never to know the reason why.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 07:30 PM (cdNls)

Any bets on the Mohammed factor?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

Aren't too many people that like Jehovah's Witnesses. Coulda been a angry atheist or agnostic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (ynpvh)

181 Didn't Robert Blake kill someone and walked?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (TXFi7)

182 Them's ain't babies! Them's is fidgets!

Posted by: Zombie Stymie at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (Xrfse)

183 Ny DA.: Are the walls closing in again ?

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

184 I remember that Robert Blake was charged with murdering his wife. Got acquitted of the murder charges, but lost a civil lawsuit by her family for wrongful death. Strange case.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (r46W7)

185 I used to have a dachshund and I saw the burrowing instinct, especially watching her get into a pile of clothes or under a blanket. The smartest dog I ever had.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 09, 2023 09:06 PM (xPl2J)

186 Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing

As long as you don't Immanentize the Eschaton.

Posted by: Miklos knows Words and Phrases at March 09, 2023 09:06 PM (2hexI)

187 An odd moment: when I was a kid I was allowed to stay up late on Friday nights with my pa. We were watching Johny Carson one night and Robert Blake was a guest. Carson asked about the latest TV movie that Blake was in, and Blake said, "it sucks."

Dad laughed, as did I, once I heard Dad laugh. Kind of funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 09:07 PM (UQUAY)

188 If the Republicans were smart, for the fake "international womens day" bullshit, they should've read excerpts from ashley biden's diary.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Hire a porn actress to do it, with...gusto

Posted by: Miklos approves at March 09, 2023 09:08 PM (2hexI)

189 Didn't Robert Blake kill someone and walked?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 09, 2023 09:05 PM (TXFi7)

Well, so they say. Bonnie lee Blakey. Shot in studio cut after leaving an Italian restaurant Vitellos? When I was dating mr LASue we went to the restaurant and sat in the same booth they did and searched for clues while eating pasta. Then walked the crime scene. His story was much weaker than Murdaugh

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2023 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

190 As long as you don't Immanentize the Eschaton.

Posted by: Miklos knows Words and Phrases

I considered it, but it seemed like a lot of work

Posted by: DB - eschewing the thing at March 09, 2023 09:09 PM (geLO8)

191 Robert Blake knocked a battery off my shoulder once.

ONCE

Posted by: Robert Conrad at March 09, 2023 09:11 PM (2hexI)

192 If the Republicans were smart, for the fake "international womens day" bullshit, they should've read excerpts from ashley biden's diary.
Posted by: Soothsayer

—-
If they were smart they would have offered an award to an actual woman and noted it.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2023 09:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

193 More like Joe Raisinette Biden
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 09, 2023 08:38 PM (rJ7Hd)

We deny any association with the senile one...

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at March 09, 2023 09:12 PM (CCSxw)

194 32 Why would the Manhattan DA invite Trump to testify in front of a grand jury? I thought the grand jury was supposed to indict someone based on evidence presented without any defense appearing for the accused?
Posted by: Jen the original at March 09, 2023 08:37 PM (GaDEv)

Perjury trap.
Posted by: Fox 2! at March 09, 2023 08:58 PM (qyH+l)

Rsvp. Mr Trump sincerely regrets he cannot accept your gracious invitation.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2023 09:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

195 Pappy Boyington>> Baretta

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 09:12 PM (UQUAY)

196 174 Robert Blake was the last surviving Little Rascal.

What about the fidgets?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
-----------------------------------

Haven't seen that nic in a while.

Blake also played the lottery ticket sales boy in
Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 09:14 PM (42fr6)

197 Did anyone actually watch the Taibbi/Shellenberger hearing today? Seems like kind of a big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

198 @175

>>How does that work? Oh yeah, libbies. So agreements and the Constitution don't matter. Got it.

I'm not sure exactly what the crime would be.

Allegedly, Trump had sex with Stormy, Stormy was going to go public, Trump said I'll pay you a bunch of money not to but you have to sign an NDA, Stormy signed the NDA but blabbed anyway.

Not really seeing a crime here, in fact using the Ashley Biden/Project Veritas DOJ construct okeydoke, we can easily infer that Stromy was attempting to extort money Trump.

So really, Stormy should be the one being indicted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:15 PM (up/3i)

199 ]i] Did anyone actually watch the Taibbi/Shellenberger hearing today? Seems like kind of a big deal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:14 PM (ZLI7S)

some of it. Taibbi also has a new Twitter thread

Posted by: Kindltot at March 09, 2023 09:16 PM (xhaym)

200 198 @175

>>How does that work? Oh yeah, libbies. So agreements and the Constitution don't matter. Got it.

I'm not sure exactly what the crime would be.

Allegedly, Trump had sex with Stormy, Stormy was going to go public, Trump said I'll pay you a bunch of money not to but you have to sign an NDA, Stormy signed the NDA but blabbed anyway.

Not really seeing a crime here, in fact using the Ashley Biden/Project Veritas DOJ construct okeydoke, we can easily infer that Stromy was attempting to extort money Trump.

So really, Stormy should be the one being indicted.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:15 PM (up/3i)

Trump's existence is the crime.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:16 PM (ynpvh)

201 Dachshunds are badass motherfuckers. My German is a little rusty but let me translate.

Dachs = Badass
Hund = Motherfucker

I’m pretty sure that’s accurate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 09:18 PM (u73oe)

202 The left believes Trump lies, ergo any thing he says is false in their mind. Bring him to testify, then hit him wiht perjury.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:19 PM (ynpvh)

203 Cocaine Bear pitch meeting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8x6oyusAIE

Viagra Dolphin is mentioned

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2023 09:19 PM (b4o9z)

204 Dachshunds are badass motherfuckers. My German is a little rusty but let me translate.

Dachs = Badass
Hund = Motherfucker

I’m pretty sure that’s accurate.

Posted by: Duke Lowel

--

This is a man with great knowledge of language and his words are to be heeded.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 09, 2023 09:21 PM (sL5fe)

205 @201

>>I’m pretty sure that’s accurate.

You should get that put on a wallet, put a little snausage in it and then dress him up as Jules from Pulp Fiction, then then what him snatch his Badass Motherfucker wallet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:21 PM (up/3i)

206 >>some of it. Taibbi also has a new Twitter thread

Pretty much all of it.

Democrats spent the entire hearing trying to destroy the credibility of two long time liberals, Biden voters, for having the temerity of telling the truth. That the federal government illegally censored American citizens for the crime of speaking their minds and in doing so they helped rig an election.

If people are waiting for the media to gin up outrage it isn't going to happen. It will only come from us.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)

207 Dachshund means badger hound.
Those cute little dogs were allegedly bred to be sent into badger burrows.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (AxGTK)

Correct. I was at this old fella's house one time when this short monster dog came out. Muscle bound, short but wide and stocky. Looked like a pitbull with 2 inch legs. I asked the guy "What the hell is that?" and he said it was a full size dachshund....not the toy version we always see.

GD thing was a beast.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 09:23 PM (R/m4+)

208 Matt Taibi. Glenn Greenwald. Russell Brand.

These are significant defections from the left. Even that monster with the late night show , Bill Maher is starting to show some common sense.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2023 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

209 Posted by: Duke Lowel

lol..absolutely spot on. They are fearless. I would love to own one. They crack me up.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:25 PM (wagHN)

210 To be honest I thought Robert Blake died years ago.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 09, 2023 09:26 PM (wagHN)

211 If grizzlies are not in the Bighorns now, they will be soon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (UQUAY)

They probably already are there. I saw a couple of grizzlies in the nearby Pryor mountains in the mid 80s. Montana Fish and Game were moving problem grizzlies all over Montana. Big Horns are in Wyoming but I wouldn't put it past Wyoming Fish and Game to do the same thing.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 09:27 PM (H4JoC)

212 Daughter has a Dachsund. So loving and cuddly and sweet but also ferocious and stubborn. It takes some effort to train them but it’s worth it.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2023 09:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

213 211 If grizzlies are not in the Bighorns now, they will be soon.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 08:48 PM (UQUAY)

They probably already are there. I saw a couple of grizzlies in the nearby Pryor mountains in the mid 80s. Montana Fish and Game were moving problem grizzlies all over Montana. Big Horns are in Wyoming but I wouldn't put it past Wyoming Fish and Game to do the same thing.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 09:27 PM (H4JoC)

A few dozen should be cocained up the wahoo and left to roam DC. Then make a movie about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:28 PM (ynpvh)

214 GD thing was a beast.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2023 09:23 PM (R/m4+)

When I was a young Peon, a great aunt had a standard Dachshund, named "Sarge". He was very friendly to us kids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

215 >>Matt Taibi. Glenn Greenwald. Russell Brand.

>>These are significant defections from the left. Even that monster with the late night show , Bill Maher is starting to show some common sense.

Bari Weiss.

Some liberals are fighting harder and risking more for our rights than many conservatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:29 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Hatyback Guy @ 20-
I was working on Seabrook Island and saw a German Sfepherd crawling around under his truck. I asked the farmer if he ws hur and he said no, regular German Shepherd came out from under the truck and his llaigs was around 8 inches long. Farmer said he's half corgi. Unique.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 09:30 PM (MF3yS)

217 Brother and his wife saw a sow and three cubs in Chapman Bench a few years ago (north of Heart Mountain). if the gubmint are relocating, so are the bears themselves.

Brother has seen grizzly tracks in Cody.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 09:31 PM (UQUAY)

218 Matt Taibi. Glenn Greenwald. Russell Brand.

These are significant defections from the left. Even that monster with the late night show , Bill Maher is starting to show some common sense.
Posted by: LASue

Red Pills>>>>Skittles and cough syrup

Posted by: Miklos needs neither at March 09, 2023 09:32 PM (2hexI)

219 Blake's being alive until now is surprising, but his career died when he was acquitted

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2023 09:32 PM (V8kpJ)

220 Russell Brand is going to be on Gutfeld's show tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2023 09:36 PM (NpAcC)

221 Blake's being alive until now is surprising
Posted by: Smell the Glove

GLARE

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at March 09, 2023 09:37 PM (2hexI)

222 Brother and his wife saw a sow and three cubs in Chapman Bench a few years ago (north of Heart Mountain). if the gubmint are relocating, so are the bears themselves.

Brother has seen grizzly tracks in Cody.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 09:31 PM (UQUAY

Watch a news video where they are having grizzly problems out on the flats along the east slope of the Rockies. The small town of Valier, MT is in wide open wheat country about 35 miles East of the mountains. Bears here are a real problem because there is no where to run to, just miles of wheat fields.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 09:38 PM (H4JoC)

223 My aunt had a Dachshund and cats.
Dachshund and one of the cats were great friends they would rumble through the house run up the stairs and tumble down.
In the rumbling Kitty would sink her claws in deeper than any other animal would tolerate. Literally pull folds of skin toward her.

Didn't hurt Badger Dog at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2023 09:39 PM (42fr6)

224 163
'if the "left" is about "freedom"...'

The left is NOT about freedom.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:40 PM (roH4R)

225 Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2023 09:38 PM (H4JoC)

The Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery hated encountering the white bears. Fucking monsters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 09, 2023 09:41 PM (UQUAY)

226 McConnell fell down because of Trump's breath !!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 09, 2023 09:42 PM (I8ORB)

227

The Dorcas shit is getting old like the Cloggentien shit.

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2023 09:44 PM (ichPI)

228 Fattest fingers you ever saw on such a skinny guy.

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 09:45 PM (MF3yS)

229 Dorcus, you’re wearing a mask. The stink breath is your own.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 09:45 PM (u73oe)

230 197
I didn't see it other than noting that the democrats seem to go out of their way to disrespect Taibbi.

Consequently, I am pre-disposed to like him.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:45 PM (roH4R)

231
The left is NOT about freedom.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Newsom says it is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2023 09:46 PM (63Dwl)

232 201

badger dogs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:47 PM (roH4R)

233 232 201

badger dogs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:47 PM (roH4R)

I think he was making a funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 09, 2023 09:47 PM (ynpvh)

234 badger dogs.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:47 PM (roH4R)

—————-

Hot dogs made from badgers? Ketchup OK on those?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 09, 2023 09:48 PM (u73oe)

235 if the "left" is about "freedom"...'

The left is NOT about freedom.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:40 PM (roH4R)
---
I'm just reflecting on a bullshit semi-official explanation about "left" and "right".

People pretend like it's some fixed, measurable solution space. But it has 0 analytic power.

Posted by: Leo Di Caprio at March 09, 2023 09:48 PM (krQz2)

236 >>94 An image humbly submitted to Zod in hope it satisfies desires expressed in the previous thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y4a7bdsd
Posted by: Zod wanna be at March 09, 2023 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

She's a dish, thanks! (Fires up the incense, wine and candles)

Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 09:48 PM (Q/6pY)

237 @220

>>Russell Brand is going to be on Gutfeld's show tonight.

Probably the biggest guest Gutfeld has had on so far.

Gutfeld is going Hollywood, It was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:49 PM (up/3i)

238 I don't know much, but what I do know is that the people who are for strict speech codes, no right to self defense, public monitoring and job loss for wrongthink, and forced injections of experimental chemicals on populations that are not at risk, and manipulation of elections to make sure that the "right" government-approved candidates win are absolutely the pro-freedom bunch.

Posted by: Corporate and government are probably 90 percent of EV sales at March 09, 2023 09:50 PM (sL5fe)

239 >>Gutfeld is going Hollywood, It was only a matter of time. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:49 PM (up/3i)

Surprised it took this long.

Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 09:51 PM (Q/6pY)

240 >>I didn't see it other than noting that the democrats seem to go out of their way to disrespect Taibbi.

>>Consequently, I am pre-disposed to like him.

Taibbi is an old school liberal. I doubt I agree with him about much of anything but he isn't liar.

A frustrating part of fighting back against the establishment is that unless there is a big media story, ironically, many think nothing is happening.

The media is nothing more than the propaganda arm of the left. If you wait for them to admit the left is corrupt you will wait forever. Doesn't mean big things aren't happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)

241 Fun Fact:

Vodka and Orange Juice is not a substitute for a properly made Gimlet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2023 09:52 PM (up/3i)

242 235

I know you were, Leo. But it is my belief that mouthing the left's bullshit even sarcastically makes one internalize it and believe it some level.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:53 PM (roH4R)

243 Robert Blake is mort?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2023 09:54 PM (c6mm0)

244 >>236 >>94 An image humbly submitted to Zod in hope it satisfies desires expressed in the previous thread.
https://tinyurl.com/y4a7bdsd
Posted by: Zod wanna be at March 09, 2023 08:09 PM (AMIL/)

New desktop, in fact (don't tell missus). Brava.

Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

245 McConnell fell down because of Trump's breath !!
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 09, 2023 09:42 PM (I8ORB)

If Trump's breath were that effective, he could earn a second billion just breathing on people for hire. I have a list...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2023 09:55 PM (tkR6S)

246 I found a bottle of chocolate vodka in the freezer, leftover from one of Mrs. E's girls only trips. And us guys stay at home and go to Bruno's for pasta/pizza. Whoohoo

Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2023 09:56 PM (MF3yS)

247 Gutfeld isn't going to Hollywood. Brand is going to Gutfeld.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

248 224 163
'if the "left" is about "freedom"...'

The left is NOT about freedom.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:40 PM (roH4R)

Modern Leftism is little different from Islam. Both religions divide the world into the House of Believers and the House of War. Leftist Sharia Law is imposed in the House of Believers and in the House of War (as long as the Uniparty dominates the House of War).

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2023 09:59 PM (AMIL/)

249 245
No shit. That's like a super power.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2023 09:59 PM (roH4R)

250 247 Gutfeld isn't going to Hollywood. Brand is going to Gutfeld. Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 09:57 PM (ZLI7S)

...so a fool repeats his folly.

Posted by: ZOD at March 09, 2023 10:00 PM (Q/6pY)

251 ..so a fool repeats his folly.

Brand has been doing podcasts for well over a year busting the left for lying and becoming more and more totalitarian. This isn't something new. It's just that some on our side are finding out.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2023 10:02 PM (ZLI7S)

252 Uh, ONT everyone.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 09, 2023 10:02 PM (tp+tP)

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