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Dropping Things Into Other Things Cafe

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Bank London tube station
by Linda Wisdom Photography

Tiny bike hero. Yeah that doesn't sound right. That's why Tiny Bike Sports are going to always be a limited proposition.

Here's an animal slideshow especially made for Mr. David French.

Leaning in for the smooch.

Panda up to panda-ish doings.

Open-book magic.

Croc attack!

Are you ready for the summer?

Another reason to be afraid of the water, though.


This mouse:

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 I'm watching Doctor in the House.
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I loved the TV series as a kid.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:31 PM (Vwz3I)

2 I also read the books the films and series were based upon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

3 three's a charm?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

4 Another interesting picture

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

5 Number Four -- BOBBY ORR!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:32 PM (Vwz3I)

6 W00t!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:33 PM (gryET)

7 Screw you, Skip!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:33 PM (Vwz3I)

8 Traveled a lot in the London tubes.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:33 PM (xhxe8)

9 top twenty

Posted by: Country Road at March 08, 2023 07:33 PM (wrJpE)

10 Looks like Freddy Krueger's heading into the tube.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:33 PM (gryET)

11 Are the crocs attacking a Vespa??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:34 PM (Vwz3I)

12
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2023 07:34 PM (ENBF0)

13 Strong work today Ace. Kick back and put your feet up. smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

I appreciate you, man!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 07:34 PM (ykeLU)

14 Hey there y'all!

Posted by: Doof at March 08, 2023 07:35 PM (VJ45z)

15 When Putin bombs London, you'll wish you were in a Tube.

Posted by: Tube Steak at March 08, 2023 07:35 PM (wrJpE)

16 Traveled a lot in the London tubes.
Posted by: Skip

******

Mind the gap!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 07:35 PM (ykeLU)

17 Proof that God loves us.....he put puppies on Earth.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:36 PM (uNylN)

18 To date, no one has ever stuck a microphone in Obama's face and ask him what his thoughts were about Joe Biden getting 11 million more "votes" than he ever did.
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And getting more black votes [despite PDT getting back to 1964-level black votes].

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:37 PM (Vwz3I)

19 #18 ... than Obama got.

Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:38 PM (Vwz3I)

20 Proof that God loves us.....he put puppies on Earth.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:36 PM (uNylN)


Saw a sign on a car today selling mixed Maltese / Yorkie puppies. They were calling them Morkies.
Cute lil buggers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (anj39)

21 >17 Proof that God loves us.....he put puppies on Earth.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:36 PM (uNylN)

Wait - beer is made from puppies?

Posted by: B. Franklin at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (gryET)

22 Evening.

The "mesmerizing" one looks like cgi.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (NkVSN)

23 Mind the gap!
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Toronto's subway-car signs admonish the same.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (Vwz3I)

24 Croc Lady knows what she is doing. That Croc is well fed.

Well fed is the key. They are so dumb and lazy that they only eat, shit, breathe and mate (kinda like democrats) so if well fed the croc goes down the list until hungry again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

25 Willowed from previous thread, Diogenes asked what current DoD one-stars promised in exchange for their positions?
Just a guess here but probably promised to give the order to fire on American citizens (conservatives).

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (MF3yS)

26 andycanuck you did call nood in all that, right?

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM (xhxe8)

27 Strong work today Ace. Kick back and put your feet up. smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

I appreciate you, man!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 07:34 PM (ykeLU)


Ditto!
I even gave up my nap today to keep up with the Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM (anj39)

28 Dooooooooof!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM (aBJcM)

29 I'm mesmerized.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM (NpAcC)

30 Re: open book magic.

His look at the end is the look of a man who knows he's getting laid.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (NkVSN)

31 3 Mind the gap!
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Toronto's subway-car signs admonish the same.
Posted by: andycanuck


**********

Same for Michael Strahan's dental hygienist.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (ykeLU)

32 Puppies are good bait for catching them real big snapping turtles.

Posted by: Zeke's Reptile Emporium at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (wrJpE)

33 >Strong work today Ace. Kick back and put your feet up. smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

I appreciate you, man!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 07:34 PM (ykeLU)


Missed most of the good content today. Stupid job.

*kicks rocks*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (gryET)

34 I would think the fox heard a mouse or mole under the snow, or thought so.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

35 Be a tiny bike hero
With stars in his eyes!

Posted by: Lou Gramm at March 08, 2023 07:44 PM (krQz2)

36 Diver Dog is good
Splashing Stuff is cool too

Croc Lady will soon earn new nickname: "Lefty"

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:45 PM (geLO8)

37 9 more boxes of Biden's documents have been found in Boston.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

38 That's how foxes hunt meese under the snow

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:45 PM (geLO8)

39 Diver Dog is good
Splashing Stuff is cool too

Croc Lady will soon earn new nickname: "Lefty"

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:45 PM


Peg leg.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:46 PM (uNylN)

40 The head tilts and jump.. 😅💯
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But then it's COLD!

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 07:46 PM (krQz2)

41 >9 more boxes of Biden's documents have been found in Boston.

Posted by: redridinghood


old news
TUCKER'S GOT THE TAPES! OMG

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:46 PM (geLO8)

42 Fox was trying to hear where the prey was moving.

Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 07:46 PM (PlEV5)

43 Willowed from previous thread, Diogenes asked what current DoD one-stars promised in exchange for their positions?
Just a guess here but probably promised to give the order to fire on American citizens (conservatives).
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (MF3yS)


Poor move.
The generals can order what they want. It's the NCOs that have to make it happen. That won't go so well.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (anj39)

44 Proof that God loves us.....he put puppies on Earth.
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https://tinyurl.com/89dcxb3t

[cartoon]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (Vwz3I)

45 Good evening, horde!

Fluid dynamics video is cool.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

46 I watched the panda video and was disappointed it didn't fall from the tree and impale itself on something.

Pandas must die.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (NkVSN)

47 It's crazy to think you can get chummy with a beast that's basically a left over dinosaur

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (geLO8)

48 you did call nood in all that, right?
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Yes. I am a Moron of honour.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)

49 NYC reminds their riders to mind the gap

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at March 08, 2023 07:49 PM (Eeb9P)

50 Diver Dog is good
Splashing Stuff is cool too

Croc Lady will soon earn new nickname: "Lefty"

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:45 PM

Peg leg.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:46 PM (uNylN)
***

Destined to show up on a milk carton.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:49 PM (anj39)

51 >Yes. I am a Moron of honour.

Posted by: andycanuck

you spell like a Canadian

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:49 PM (geLO8)

52 Dooooooooof!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM (aBJcM)


{{{SiD}}} Hello from Dublin Ireland!

Posted by: Doof at March 08, 2023 07:51 PM (VJ45z)

53 I just got back from the 1/2 Price bookstore I mentioned on an earlier thread. Spent $58 and could almost stock the Library of Congress. It's the Dollar Store of books. I bought all art related books but will be back for other subjects soon.

Of note I saw a number of customers buying used vinyl records.

Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 07:52 PM (PlEV5)

54 >Yes. I am a Moron of honour.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:48 PM (Vwz3I)


flock of seagulls > herd of cattle > honor of morons

(edited for spelling)

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:52 PM (gryET)

55 you spell like a Canadian
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I'll type slower for you if that helps.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

56 "Dropping Things Into Other Things Cafe"


Is that anything like the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFrdqQZ8FFc

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 07:52 PM (uNylN)

57 When Putin bombs London, you'll wish you were in a Tube.
Posted by: Tube Steak at March 08, 2023 07:35 PM (wrJpE)

Do you boogie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 07:53 PM (tkR6S)

58
Looks like Freddy Krueger's heading into the tube.
Posted by: Heavy Meta


Or the black spy from Spy vs Spy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 07:53 PM (63Dwl)

59 Missed most of the good content today. Stupid job.

*kicks rocks*
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (gryET)

I know! Same here!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 08, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

60 Saw a sign on a car today selling mixed Maltese / Yorkie puppies. They were calling them Morkies.
Cute lil buggers.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (anj39)

The Yaltese puppies pull the wool over FDR's eyes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 07:54 PM (tkR6S)

61 The French Connection to start on TCM in five minutes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

62 8 Traveled a lot in the London tubes.
Posted by: Skip



Me too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (ppL7t)

63 Yep, actually busy all day (golf, that counts as busy), and missed Ace En Fuego. Just scanning the posts suffices to inform, enrage, and deepen the despair - SOP. But as always there are chuckles in there thanks to ace's way with words and the absurd pathetic nature of his targets.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (OTzUX)

64 Well well well, all of the Mexican kidnapping victims are career criminals. Who could have guessed?

This guy

👇

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (iayUP)

65 Or the black spy from Spy vs Spy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 07:53 PM (63Dwl)


Damn! I loved those cartoons! Genius!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (anj39)

66 Cable car would be fun

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

67 Kitties can’t see directly down under their chins, which is why some kitties put their paws in their water bowls. But that kitty should have been able to smell the mousey and tried to back up!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 07:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 >I'll type slower for you if that helps.

Posted by: andycanuck

I wasn't insulting you

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:57 PM (geLO8)

69 Hello from Dublin Ireland!
Posted by: Doof
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Happy belated birthday! Hope you're having a blast!

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 07:57 PM (aBJcM)

70 Missed most of the good content today. Stupid job.

*kicks rocks*
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 07:42 PM (gryET)

I know! Same here!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 08, 2023 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

I'm sure everyone has been talking about how happy they are to see Crowder is coming back... right?

Right??

Posted by: BurtTC at March 08, 2023 07:57 PM (M2qSa)

71 @disclosetv · 3h
JUST IN - FBI is looking into a "significant data breach" exposing personal identifiable information of hundreds of U.S. House members and staff — Office of the Chief Administrative Officer
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I wonder if it's as bad as the Chinese getting all those Defense Dept. [IIRC] records under Obama?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:58 PM (Vwz3I)

72 Also evening, everyone! I fed mi familia leftover King Ranch Chicken from the freezer tonight, I couldn’t get my head in the game to make dinner. Tomorrow it will be back to normal! I think I said that last night, but I mean it tonight.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 07:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

73 >>JUST IN - FBI is looking into a "significant data breach" exposing personal identifiable information of hundreds of U.S. House members and staff


of which political party

Posted by: DB - regretting the comment at March 08, 2023 07:58 PM (geLO8)

74 In two years in England, bet went to London at least 30 times, we traveled all over in tubes or walked.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

75 The tarantula walking on water was used in a mystery, in the 20s, IIRC. (Actually, it could run, and chased a boat.)

I still cannot quite place the comic strip or book with a character who looked exactly like Gigi Sohn. A bird, but I cannot recall more.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (TgBWG)

76 Is Das Groot still staring at us?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (eGTCV)

77 So most likely going to Mexico for a tummy tuck was a just a cover to bring back drugs,

Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (PlEV5)

78 I wasn't here all day. Went out 4-wheeling. Had a good run. Nothing broke...on my rig. Lots of wildflowers out in the desert right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (tkR6S)

79 I wasn't insulting you
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Neither was I.

Just teasing. Sorry if it read snippy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

80 come on Tucker, release the hounds!

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:00 PM (3byMq)

81 71 @disclosetv · 3h
JUST IN - FBI is looking into a "significant data breach" exposing personal identifiable information of hundreds of U.S. House members and staff — Office of the Chief Administrative Officer
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Good thing the FBI is on the case.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 08, 2023 08:01 PM (cknjq)

82 whew

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:01 PM (geLO8)

83 "So most likely going to Mexico for a tummy tuck was a just a cover to bring back drugs,
Posted by: polynikes"

Maybe. DM headline:

"Male survivor 'sold crack cocaine outside school,' one of men shot dead was busted for drugs manufacture and woman was indicted after daughter, 8, tested positive for amphetamines"

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:02 PM (iayUP)

84 77 So most likely going to Mexico for a tummy tuck was a just a cover to bring back drugs,
Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 07:59 PM (PlEV5)

It's what I originally thought but got kinda shot down yesterday...so has this been confirmed to get Biden off the hook?

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2023 08:02 PM (exHjb)

85 The splash down of objects was mesmerizing

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

86 77 they tried to go international and discovered things don’t quite work out as they do in the states? Respect from cartels is not just given upon demand?

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

87 Hey guys, guess what!

My kitchen sink drain has completely disintegrated except for the giant non-standard nut that holds the remains of the drain to the sink. Until I can replace the drain and that nut I have not functioning sink. No tool fits, so I am going to be using the cut off wheel.

The chances of not screwing everything up permanently using over powered power tools is near zero. Isn't home ownership fun?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2023 08:03 PM (xhaym)

88 Happy belated birthday! Hope you're having a blast!
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 07:57 PM (aBJcM)


Thank you! Good time indeed. Have seen some incredibly beautiful vistas outside of Dublin. Today I was overlooking Lough Tay - where they filmed the water scenes from the fictional home town of Kattegat on the show Vikings. Amazing! Have seen my boy 3 times this week already. He comes home at the end of the month. So thankful to have been able to make this trip!

Posted by: Doof at March 08, 2023 08:04 PM (VJ45z)

89 #71 Further:

@TheInsiderPaper · 3h
BREAKING: A major data breach of DC Health Link has exposed the personal information of House members, their family and staff - letter

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:05 PM (Vwz3I)

90
The splash down of objects was mesmerizing
Posted by: Skip


But then comes the clean up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 08:05 PM (63Dwl)

91
@TheInsiderPaper · 3h
BREAKING: A major data breach of DC Health Link has exposed the personal information of House members, their family and staff - letter

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And somehow only the Republicans!

Posted by: DOE confirms our patented COVID bioweapon was lab-created, released by China at March 08, 2023 08:06 PM (OeAlt)

92 whew
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LOL

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:06 PM (Vwz3I)

93 Giant Channel Lock pliers Kindltot. You will find them useful for many other things too.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

94 t's what I originally thought but got kinda shot down yesterday...so has this been confirmed to get Biden off the hook?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2023 08:02 PM (exHjb)

My guess? Two of the guys, or maybe all three, decide to make a drug run to Matamoros. The gal gets wind of it, and asks to tag along so she can get a cut-rate guntectomy. They demur at first, then realize she provides a plausible reason for them to be in Mexico.

And some rival bangers in their hometown dimed them out to the cartel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:07 PM (tkR6S)

95 Good evening everyone. Back from Rosary, whadidi miss?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

96 fd, knows of what he speaks. I have two and they are invaluable.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 08, 2023 08:08 PM (2a8jB)

97 She's a beauty.

Posted by: The Tubes at March 08, 2023 08:08 PM (63Dwl)

98 87 Hey guys, guess what!

My kitchen sink drain has completely disintegrated except for the giant non-standard nut that holds the remains of the drain to the sink. Until I can replace the drain and that nut I have not functioning sink. No tool fits, so I am going to be using the cut off wheel.

The chances of not screwing everything up permanently using over powered power tools is near zero. Isn't home ownership fun?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2023 08:03 PM
Oddly enough utoob is your friend on this. You can fix it with minimum tools, and go from tailpiece to plastic to galvanized or cast iron. Pappy Eromero used to call it rabbit patch plumbing.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:09 PM (MF3yS)

99 94 or they behaved badly and learned the players in MX don’t play.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

100 Hopefully large channel lock pliers will work.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 08:09 PM (xhxe8)

101 Both parties' data stolen, allegedly:
https://tinyurl.com/ye26bh33

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:10 PM (Vwz3I)

102 94 t's what I originally thought but got kinda shot down yesterday...so has this been confirmed to get Biden off the hook?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2023 08:02 PM (exHjb)

My guess? Two of the guys, or maybe all three, decide to make a drug run to Matamoros. The gal gets wind of it, and asks to tag along so she can get a cut-rate guntectomy. They demur at first, then realize she provides a plausible reason for them to be in Mexico.

And some rival bangers in their hometown dimed them out to the cartel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:07 PM (tkR6S)

It's what I was thinking at the time - a good cover, better if it's actually honest, for a ton of other illegal crap...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2023 08:10 PM (exHjb)

103 94 or they behaved badly and learned the players in MX don’t play.
Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

I thought they got nabbed by the cartel thugs minutes after they entered MX. As though they were expected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

104 Past bed time
Kindltot good luck
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM (xhxe8)

105 Oh I believe the best part is not the total votes, but how an invisible little known unpopular candidate with no campaign beat Bambi's black vote in two major urban centers. Mysteriously, the vile vegetable *also* (surprise!) trailed the affirmative action intern in all of the other major urban centers with big black votes. Hmmm. And yes, this pattern has no precedent or example in any other election. Just like WI's voting results, that had a never-before seen divergence between partisan outcomes in two key metros vs. the rest of the state.

And let's not forget how degrading and pathetically idiotic 2008 was. Dumbed-down America (of all political stripes) in full flower, fainting (remember that s**t??) over an uninteresting, untalented, unaccomplished, nasty, ignorant, arrogant non-entity. Imagine being such a pathetically unworldly airhead that his name seemed "exotic" - or that such a thing mattered.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

106 I'd be curious if "Tay" had an appointment for her tuck.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

107 I suggest all other drug dealers attempt to go international in Sinaloa and enjoy the bodies hanging from bridges. Then get back to us on how bad they have it in the US.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

108 The French Connection to start on TCM in five minutes.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

My old man worked with Eddie Egan when both were beat cops in NYC in the mid to late 50's.

Lots of bribes and kickbacks going on then but arrests were made to keep the numbers in line. The old man worked the port authority, Coney Island and later the tunnel getting out in 1969. Eddie got out a short time later. Both barely kept their pensions.

The old man had only good things to say about Eddie and said Popeye Doyle, aside from the movie embellishments, was pretty much Eddie, whose nickname was "Popeye".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (R/m4+)

109 I thought they got nabbed by the cartel thugs minutes after they entered MX. As though they were expected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM
One does not just walk into Matamoros.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (MF3yS)

110 Hopefully large channel lock pliers will work.
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 08:09 PM (xhxe

Also check out "basin wrench", at your friendly local hardware store.

If the sink is stainless steel, a little heat from a propane torch to strainer nut would not hurt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (tkR6S)

111 They were probably carrying a bunch of cash but they ain't gonna speak up about that now.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (iayUP)

112 Giant Channel Lock pliers

AKA Mexican micrometer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko solutions at March 08, 2023 08:14 PM (kIxKZ)

113 andycanuck, that would be the massive (historically unprecedented) inexcusable penetration of OPM (Office of Personnel Management) data systems to lift the files of millions of current and former guvamint employees.

Which of course resulted in ..... crickets from a brain-dead country with no press and no adults left.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

114 >>>Open-book magic.

He's got game.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 08, 2023 08:14 PM (gv7Yb)

115 103 you could be totally right, probably are. @Nova is always insightful, so I would trust her gut on it.

I could also go watch the video and stop talking out of my fourth point of contact!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

116 Ain't no locks like Channel Locks!

Posted by: Tim The Tool Man Taylor at March 08, 2023 08:16 PM (DhOHl)

117 Mexico - as soon as I realized (from the names) that all 4 were black, traveling into Mexico, I knew what we were being told was just a cover story.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:17 PM (r46W7)

118 #113 Yes, OPM was it, rhomboid; I recognize the acronym now you mention it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:18 PM (Vwz3I)

119 I wonder if the cat and mouse are pets. Seems a real mouser would be all over that rodent.

Great stuff as usual Ace. Thanks

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2023 08:18 PM (gsJYg)

120 @Nova is always insightful, so I would trust her gut on it.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Now, see that's a note to pack it in with...time for a nice movie or tv show to wind down with...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (exHjb)

121 *a little heat from a propane torch to strainer nut would not hurt*

(Involuntarily clenches thighs together)

Posted by: All male members of the species at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (DhOHl)

122 Cool anecdote, Hairyback Guy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (Vwz3I)

123 Went out 4-wheeling. Had a good run. Nothing broke...on my rig. Lots of wildflowers out in the desert right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It's nice when nothing (and nobody!) breaks when running in the desert.

Where did you go flower peeking?
I wanted to take the better half out yesterday (her 'Sunday'); but, life got in the way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (CWwfg)

124 I suspect the black people murdered in Mexico story will die faster than the Chinese spy balloon story did.

Poof! Like it never happened.

Posted by: DOE confirms our patented COVID bioweapon was lab-created, released by China at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (OeAlt)

125 Tucker Carlson is this centuries Emile Zola.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:20 PM (r46W7)

126 So if catch-and-release is suspended, and remain-in-Mexico reinstated (both via the courts) this may mean much of the brazen open lawlessness at major ports of entry will diminish. May. But a substantial portion of that traffic will then resort to traditional illegal/non-"processed" crossings.

Volume for that is less, but margin is a lot higher, for the cartels, who control almost all illegal migration at the border.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

127 Tucker is absolutely clowning the Jan 6th lying scumbags. How people react to these videos says everything, you either accept the truth or you don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

128 The other two were lucky to escape with their heads. I suppose that's one way to lose weight though.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:22 PM (iayUP)

129 I don't know how much longer I can listen to TuCa.

This is making my blood boil.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (tp+tP)

130 Trump's breath is so bad it is causing trains to derail !!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (p3lya)

131 Where did you go flower peeking?
I wanted to take the better half out yesterday (her 'Sunday'); but, life got in the way.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 08:19 PM (CWwfg)

Sycamore Creek. Staging area for the trail is at the intersection of Rte. 87 to Payson, and the Bush highway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (tkR6S)

132 The old man had only good things to say about Eddie and said Popeye Doyle, aside from the movie embellishments, was pretty much Eddie, whose nickname was "Popeye".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (R/m4+)
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Did he bust anyone for picking their feet in Poughkeepsie?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (2hlEI)

133 Croc attack!

Was I wrong to expect to see a Morris-Dancing garret?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

134 Tarantulas can walk on water?
Oar not...

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:24 PM (cPGH3)

135 Dorcus is endearingly single-minded.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:25 PM (2hlEI)

136 Watching an episode of Color of War. It's partly about the Non-combat casualties of WW2. Holy crap I knew it was bad but not that bad.

Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 08:25 PM (PlEV5)

137 Sycamore Creek. Staging area for the trail is at the intersection of Rte. 87 to Payson, and the Bush highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Not far, thanks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (CWwfg)

138 It seems absolutely clear from the J6 tape that there was a plan put in place to allow and provide access to to the Senate and House chambers for purposes to further the Op and cement a narrative.

The cops were opening doors for people and entrapping people in the process.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (up/3i)

139 Watching Tucker Carlson eviscerate the uniparty apparatchiks who condemned his showing the J6 video. Very good monologue. Interviewing a lawyer for the poor twit the lefties like to call the "Q Shaman".

Also being wiped away, like irritating leftovers from diaharea, are the posters who earlier today called Carlson a cuck supporter of the Deep State. He may be limited by the owners of his show in what he can say but there is absolutely zero doubt he is taking full advantage of whatever the limits are.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (mFDK+)

140 he chances of not screwing everything up permanently using over powered power tools is near zero. Isn't home ownership fun?
Posted by: Kindltot


Remember your eye protection.

Posted by: DaveA at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (FhXTo)

141 Yo Dorcus Honey.... Maybe it is your breath blowing back into your face after ASS Kissing Biden's Gluteus Maximus !

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (X++p7)

142 I see International Woman’s Day was used as another platform to erase actual women. Go team!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

143 125 Tucker Carlson is this centuries Emile Zola.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:20 PM
J'Accuse!

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (MF3yS)

144 French Connection was important because it changed how crime dramas were made, but I always found it a real downer. A watch-once type of movie. In contrast I recently rewatched Shaft and found it be even better than I remembered. Head and shoulders above anything made in the last 20 years or so, in the crime genre

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (r46W7)

145 Wait - beer is made from puppies?
Posted by: B. Franklin at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM


* perks up *

Posted by: Anthony "Big Tony" Fauchi at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

146 I just assumed the one for David French would have been one animal railing another animal's mate and forcing the third one to watch.

Posted by: Jarrod at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (8V4wU)

147 "Tucker Carlson is this centuries Emile Zola.
Posted by: Tom Servo "

I hope his HVAC system is in good working order.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

148 Also being wiped away, like irritating leftovers from diaharea, are the posters who earlier today called Carlson a cuck supporter of the Deep State. He may be limited by the owners of his show in what he can say but there is absolutely zero doubt he is taking full advantage of whatever the limits are.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 08:26 PM (mFDK+)


What? But then who are we going to accuse of being a RINO stalking horse (other than ~97% of them)?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (tp+tP)

149 Tucker has done more to speak out for the J6 political prisoners than every other media figure in America all put together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (r46W7)

150 David French has many croc attacks.

Also, fuck Mitch McTurtle with the barbed cock of satan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (E+05M)

151 > I see International Woman’s Day was used as another platform to erase actual women. Go team!

Posted by: Piper

soon we'll have International Women Who Have Penises Day

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (geLO8)

152 That clip of Chuckie saying 'muh precious democracy' is very on brand. Go, go, TuCa.

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (3byMq)

153 Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 07:41 PM

Sssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidd!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

154 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into Shell

[See sock link.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:29 PM (Vwz3I)

155 Breaking: Trump to mandate flying cars...

I might consider one if it's the snazzy coupe like Geo Jetson had.

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:31 PM (3byMq)

156 I might consider one if it's the snazzy coupe like Geo Jetson had.
Posted by: micky

Yeah, but only if it makes the right noise

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:31 PM (cPGH3)

157 The chances of not screwing everything up permanently using over powered power tools is near zero. Isn't home ownership fun?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2023 08:03 PM


I'm here for you. Horde-tested.

Posted by: IKEA Fixa at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

158 Just The News: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce'

https://tinyurl.com/y23rjpr4

Don't know who he is, doesn't have a chance in hell, but this is certainly what I like to hear.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (LT1fS)

159 Yeah, but only if it makes the right noise
Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:31 PM (cPGH3)
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*bleeble bleeble bleeble*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (2hlEI)

160 Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson?

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO8)

161 I never dreamed that Russel Brand, of all people, would end up on my side. Well war makes strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:33 PM (r46W7)

162 >Just The News: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce'


NO MORE presidents with funny names
it always goes badly

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:33 PM (geLO8)

163 Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson?
Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO
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Betty Rubble.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:33 PM (2hlEI)

164 NO MORE presidents with funny names
it always goes badly
Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:33 PM (geLO
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Awwww....

Posted by: Millard Fillmore at March 08, 2023 08:34 PM (2hlEI)

165 "GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce"

If he will also put the other half on probation, we can talk.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:34 PM (iayUP)

166 @156

yep, that bubble noise was a-ok.

Let's find the bag of mothballs so we can get the smoke thingy working too (just like trains of old)

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (3byMq)

167 Well war makes strange bedfellows.
Posted by: Tom Servo

No, Russel Brand does *never* gets to share my bed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (CWwfg)

168
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into Shell

[See sock link.]
Posted by: andycanuck


He can beat Bugs Bunny in a foot race. But he cheats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

169 Also, fuck Mitch McTurtle with the barbed cock of satan.

Eh, I'm farming that stuff out to contractors these days

Posted by: Commissar of The Barbed Cock of Satan at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (sjMf9)

170 > "GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce"


is he aware that that is over a million people?

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO8)

171 Off 13th President sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:36 PM (2hlEI)

172 is he aware that that is over a million people?
Posted by: DB - resetting the board

Meaning what?
That it's a bad thing?

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

173 "GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce"

--
is he aware that that is over a million people?


---

I'll compromise.

He can only fire the "non-essential" ones who aren't required to come to work when it snows.

Wait, that's 980,000 employees? I think I see the problem.

Posted by: DOE confirms our patented COVID bioweapon was lab-created, released by China at March 08, 2023 08:37 PM (OeAlt)

174 >142 I see International Woman’s Day was used as another platform to erase actual women. Go team!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

Mrs. Meta was edging toward taking the red pill prior to globotrannies assault on women. Now she's slightly to the right of Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 08:37 PM (gryET)

175 >>>I never dreamed that Russel Brand, of all people, would end up on my side. Well war makes strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Tom Servo

>Russell Brand is the Don King of comedy. They've given him a platform and I hope he calms himself and continues to utilize it to pursue the truth.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2023 08:37 PM (Jg7EG)

176 Just The News: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce'

https://tinyurl.com/y23rjpr4

Don't know who he is, doesn't have a chance in hell, but this is certainly what I like to hear.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (LT1fS)

Ramaswamy, ramaswamy, ram a lama too.

Let's all cheer for Swamyrammin' U.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:38 PM (tkR6S)

177 *bleeble bleeble bleeble*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

I tried to find a video of the sound, but your's written is better than what I heard!

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

178 >is he aware that that is over a million people?

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO

I'm sure GE is hiring wind turbine factory workers...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 08:38 PM (gryET)

179 your's?
Damn....

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:38 PM (cPGH3)

180 >>>>13 Strong work today Ace. Kick back and put your feet up. smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
I appreciate you, man!
Posted by: Muldoon

Thanks Muldoon. 'Preciate you too, man.

Posted by: Andrew Dice Ace at March 08, 2023 08:40 PM (C1Zwz)

181 I'm sure GE is hiring wind turbine factory workers...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 08:38 PM (gryET)
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Ever see "Metropolis"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:40 PM (2hlEI)

182 101 Both parties' data stolen, allegedly:
https://tinyurl.com/ye26bh33
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:10 PM (Vwz3I)

Remember back a few years ago, about the Pharmacy issues with the members of the House and Senate.

I sure would like to see the data on the dementia drugs some of those folks are on.

Among other things...

Posted by: Marko Ramius at March 08, 2023 08:41 PM (CCSxw)

183 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Jacob Chansley's Mother on her son: “He has been and still is a supporter of Trump, President Donald Trump… You can call him America's Shaman. He likes that.”

https://tinyurl.com/nzpwr9aa

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 08:41 PM (NpAcC)

184 Ordering the scat pack version will get you the sound from SuperCar (marionettes -- not included)

Travels through space or under the sea...
It can travel anywhere...
SuperCar

Kinda like an F16 gone vertical.

Call it the bubble sound delete on your order sheet.

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:42 PM (3byMq)

185 Skip, did you work or attend school in London? Would you visit now?

Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 08:42 PM (GshMh)

186 /off Ruskie sub commander sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw)

187 FFS- is there something about running for President that makes you say dumb shit? John Kerry was going to make Christoper Reeve walk again; Obama was going to turn back the rising oceans; Biden is going to cure cancer... now this Swami guy is going to fire a million deeply-entrenched federal worker drones.

Sweet babblin' baby Jesus, but these people are ridiculous.

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO8)

188 /off Ruskie sub commander sock
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2023 08:42 PM (CCSxw)
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One ping only, please.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (2hlEI)

189 174 I am glad she has joined us!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

190 "Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson?
Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO
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Betty Rubble.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

All three!

Posted by: Dash Riprock at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

191 FFS- is there something about running for President that makes you say dumb shit? John Kerry was going to make Christoper Reeve walk again; Obama was going to turn back the rising oceans; Biden is going to cure cancer... now this Swami guy is going to fire a million deeply-entrenched federal worker drones.
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Of all of those, the last is the most impossible.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (2hlEI)

192 Sssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidd!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
---
Duncanthraaaaaaaaax!

I'm still smarting a bit from that "senior" shooters article...

j/k! Hugs to you and skritches to Ace the kitty.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 08, 2023 08:45 PM (aBJcM)

193 190 "Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson?
Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO
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Betty Rubble.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

All three!
Posted by: Dash Riprock at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

I'll take Pebbles and Judy...

Posted by: pResident Biden at March 08, 2023 08:45 PM (CCSxw)

194 165 "GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce"

If he will also put the other half on probation, we can talk.
Posted by: fd at March 08, 2023 08:34 PM
I like the way he talks, but you know he went to Yale law school on a Paul and Daisy Soros scholarship. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:46 PM (MF3yS)

195 Jacob Chansley's Mother on her son: “He has been and still is a supporter of Trump, President Donald Trump… You can call him America's Shaman. He likes that.”
https://tinyurl.com/nzpwr9aa
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 08:41 PM (NpAcC)

You got it Mom!

Free America's Shaman!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 08:47 PM (R/m4+)

196 >>> 25 Willowed from previous thread, Diogenes asked what current DoD one-stars promised in exchange for their positions?
Just a guess here but probably promised to give the order to fire on American citizens (conservatives).
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (MF3yS)

That's not all they promised.

Posted by: Stan at March 08, 2023 08:47 PM (llON8)

197 I'm sure GE is hiring wind turbine factory workers...
Posted by: Heavy Meta

But they have to be fluent in Mandarin

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

198 So hot...

https://tinyurl.com/4x5kmk36

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:52 PM (LT1fS)

199 Are we crazy? Here we are arguing over Wilma Flintstone.

Anyway, she'd never leave Fred.
/red dwarf

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

200 "In fairness you can't t!ttyf**k a parrot, tho."

Challenge accepted!!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 08:53 PM (/Td2i)

201 >>> 155 Breaking: Trump to mandate flying cars...

I might consider one if it's the snazzy coupe like Geo Jetson had.
Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 08:31 PM (3byMq)

F that, where's my Mr. Fusion???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 08:54 PM (llON8)

202 >198 So hot...

https://tinyurl.com/4x5kmk36

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:52 PM (LT1fS)

What did we do to deserve that?!

*goes searching for eye bleach*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 08:54 PM (gryET)

203 So hot...

https://tinyurl.com/4x5kmk36


All I see is cattle in spandex.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2023 08:54 PM (Bd6X8)

204 Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 08:53 PM (/Td2i)
-----------
You know, killer whales are actually members of Delphinidae. I guess "murder dolphins" focus-tested poorly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 08:55 PM (2hlEI)

205 >>> 158 Just The News: GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce'

https://tinyurl.com/y23rjpr4

Don't know who he is, doesn't have a chance in hell, but this is certainly what I like to hear.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (LT1fS)

I'll see your 50% and raise to 99.999%.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 08:55 PM (llON8)

206 Poor move.
The generals can order what they want. It's the NCOs that have to make it happen. That won't go so well.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 07:47 PM (anj39)

Got a new Ensign in during Desert Storm, and he voluntold so that he was the new Boarding Officer. Well, my Team had gone through a LOT of extra training, before we deployed.

So CO pulled Ensign in... 'Ensign Smucketelli, this is Senior Chief Gunners mate Hood, and PO1 'Romeo"... There are the leads of your Boarding Team... I am ordering you now, to NOT load your weapon unless you hear active gunfire... but NOTE, the Senior Chief, and the rest of the Boarding Team, are not under that restriction.

That CO had a clue...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 08:55 PM (oHd/0)

207 They have successfully monetized morbid obesity

c'mon, SMOD

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:56 PM (geLO8)

208 https://tinyurl.com/4x5kmk36

That's so passe... now it should be a guy, built like that, dressed like that, only with his teeny manhood dangling... (in the library, with the wrench).

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 08:56 PM (cPGH3)

209 I thought they got nabbed by the cartel thugs minutes after they entered MX. As though they were expected.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM
One does not just walk into Matamoros.
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (MF3yS)

So there's more to this story? I was immediately suspicous- college (and sane) kids have avoided that area since 1989.

Posted by: LASue at March 08, 2023 08:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

210 Body building? There was this at the link:

https://is.gd/od8Zxu

Posted by: Ciampino can be an animal, just not built at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

211 >>> 183 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Jacob Chansley's Mother on her son: "He has been and still is a supporter of Trump, President Donald Trump… You can call him America's Shaman. He likes that."

https://tinyurl.com/nzpwr9aa
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 08:41 PM (NpAcC)

Uh huh.

Was she alone when she made that statement?

For that matter, what does Brazil's QAnon's Shaman's Mom say about him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (llON8)

212 198 So hot...

https://tinyurl.com/4x5kmk36
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 08:52 PM
Robert, Robert. You almost caused me to puke up some very expensive Tortuga Caribbean Rum Cake.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (MF3yS)

213 196 >>> 25 Willowed from previous thread, Diogenes asked what current DoD one-stars promised in exchange for their positions?
Just a guess here but probably promised to give the order to fire on American citizens (conservatives).
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 07:39 PM (MF3yS)

That's not all they promised.
Posted by: Stan at March 08, 2023 08:47 PM (llON

One Stars today have had their entire careers in the wimpified Girlyfied Military. They would not still be in, if they were not Politically correct.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

214 129 I don't know how much longer I can listen to TuCa.

This is making my blood boil.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 08, 2023 08:23 PM (tp+tP)
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This is why I have to take JJ Sefton's Morning Report in small doses. He hits the nail on the head so well and I end up steaming mad.

Posted by: 496 at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (Mn+rV)

215 I'll take Pebbles and Judy...
Posted by: pResident Biden

I always found it hilarious Pebbles' boy toy was "Bam Bam".

SNORT!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

216 #204

A few great white sharks got cute with the Orca name. Now 17 of them are dead and missing their livers.
Killer whales don't have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 08:59 PM (/Td2i)

217 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM
One does not just walk into Matamoros.
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:13 PM (MF3yS)

So there's more to this story? I was immediately suspicous- college (and sane) kids have avoided that area since 1989.
Posted by: LASue at March 08, 2023 08:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

Going for Medical procedures... for which they probably had cash.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 08:59 PM (oHd/0)

218 >>> 194
==
I like the way he talks, but you know he went to Yale law school on a Paul and Daisy Soros scholarship. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 08:46 PM (MF3yS)

Oh goody, Ivy League financed by Soros spawn.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 08:59 PM (llON8)

219 White Lightning and Wine. Heart. Great song. Ann Wilson has a wonderful voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 08, 2023 09:00 PM (UQUAY)

220 The Columbia, SC news was in Lake City interviewing relatives and friends of the victims of Matamoros.

Oh poor souls. Just went to MX for cosmetic surgery.

The the NBC Nightly news covers the story too.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2023 09:00 PM (TXFi7)

221 >Killer whales don't have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale


that's pretty badass- to attack and kill a great white just to eat its liver
Orca sees Jaws as a snack

Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 09:01 PM (geLO8)

222 I rode the cable car at Stone Mt....on the way up, there was a 7 or 8 yo kid hugging his moms' skirt and crying. I looked at him and said "I know exactly how you feel".

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:06 PM (AwYPR)

223 The video of the fox listening and then power diving in the snow. He's listening for field mice for a tasty meal. My Rottweilers , and I've had as many 8 at one time, use to do the same thing on snow covered fields in Maine.

Posted by: sherpa-k2 at March 08, 2023 09:07 PM (ob6+o)

224 Body building? There was this at the link:

https://is.gd/od8Zxu


It might be my imagination, but I think she might be horny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 08, 2023 09:08 PM (Bd6X8)

225 So I'm working on bringing back to life a 68 F100 with a 390FE.
Apparently the previous owner didn't use anti-freeze because removing the water pump and thermostat housing has revealed a house of horrors.
The water pump had dark calcified deposits.
The the intake where the thermostat was had goo that looked and felt like dirty, half dry, wall spackle.

Scraped out as much as I could, but I'll need to figure out how to run CLR thru the engine.
The radiator isn't hooked up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:09 PM (/Td2i)

226 It might be my imagination, but I think she might be horny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

stan never rests.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 09:09 PM (qoGsy)

227 190 "Wilma Flintstone or Jane Jetson?
Posted by: DB - resetting the board at March 08, 2023 08:32 PM (geLO
------------
Betty Rubble.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

All three!
Posted by: Dash Riprock at March 08, 2023 08:44 PM (iayUP)

*********

Yo!

Posted by: Daphne at March 08, 2023 09:10 PM (xxG/v)

228 Romeo13 @ 206- Good story. Remind me to tell you about a Chaplain looking down the business end of a 1911 to see if it was loaded.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

229 220 The Columbia, SC news was in Lake City interviewing relatives and friends of the victims of Matamoros.

Oh poor souls. Just went to MX for cosmetic surgery.

The the NBC Nightly news covers the story too.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2023 09:00 PM
Lake City used to be a smalltime community between Columbia and Myrtle Beach. Back in my day it was mostly farming and the occasional moonshiner. Things have changed apparently.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (MF3yS)

230 NBC News: 6-year-old who shot teacher won't face charges, prosecutor says

https://tinyurl.com/ysaunh27

Fuck that shit, throw the book at the little bastard. I mean that literally. Book that big nailing a kid that small you know it's going to hurt like hell.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (uVZjA)

231 The radiator isn't hooked up.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Nah, you can even mix the newer anti-freezes and get unreal gunk. Any way to remove all you can and pressure wash it (them?).

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (cPGH3)

232 Lake City used to be a smalltime community between Columbia and Myrtle Beach. Back in my day it was mostly farming and the occasional moonshiner. Things have changed apparently.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (MF3yS)

Gets dark early down that way.

Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:15 PM (AwYPR)

233 "This is why I have to take JJ Sefton's Morning Report in small doses. He hits the nail on the head so well and I end up steaming mad."

I generally read his comments and scan the links.

Then I sit down and pray the Rosary. For fortification for the day.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2023 09:15 PM (TXFi7)

234 228 Romeo13 @ 206- Good story. Remind me to tell you about a Chaplain looking down the business end of a 1911 to see if it was loaded.
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

LOL... Chaplains... in 83, before the Barracks got blown in Beirut, I was deployed on the USS Iwo Jima (LPH-2)... well... as an ET we owned the 0-7 level (top of the Island)... and one day as a joke, a friend went out... figured out the direction of the Pentagon, dropped to his knees... and chanted 7 times... Please bring us home...

2 weeks later, we had about 30 Sailors up there at dawn every day, now putting towels down... and a HOLY Compass, where we made a big deal out of pointing us towards DC.... to... 'please bring us home'.

Chaplain who was deployed with us... full Bird Captain, was NOT amused. We all received formal counseling for 'making fun of other religions'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 09:17 PM (oHd/0)

235 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO LAKE AT LAKE CITY.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

236 GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to fire 'at least half the federal workforce

———

As long as it is firing them into the Sun.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 08, 2023 09:17 PM (PrglK)

237 225 So I'm working on bringing back to life a 68 F100 with a 390FE.
Apparently the previous owner didn't use anti-freeze because removing the water pump and thermostat housing has revealed a house of horrors.
The water pump had dark calcified deposits.
The the intake where the thermostat was had goo that looked and felt like dirty, half dry, wall spackle.

Scraped out as much as I could, but I'll need to figure out how to run CLR thru the engine.
The radiator isn't hooked up.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:09 PM
Erebus, if you don't already subscribe to LMC Truck, you should they are all things Ford truck. I have a 92 F150 and have ordered lots of stuff for it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:18 PM (MF3yS)

238 CBS News: SunnyD is introducing a new alcoholic drink

https://tinyurl.com/j9ptfcd8

It's gonna taste like piss.

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 09:18 PM (uVZjA)

239 #231
MkY, I don't have a pressure washer.
I have a garden hose and time.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:19 PM (/Td2i)

240 That figure walking down the steps into the subway looks strangely familiar and creepy.
But not as creepy as Groot.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 08, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

241 Evenin' Horde!

Anybody watching the History of the World Part II series on Hulu? I caught about 3 minutes of the end of one episode. All I can say is I'm shocked that Mel Brooks has any association with it whatsoever. I supposed it's possible I caught it at a low point, but somehow I don't think so.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2023 09:21 PM (uPgE/)

242 I never dreamed that Russel Brand, of all people, would end up on my side. Well war makes strange bedfellows.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 08:33 PM (r46W7)


I wonder...others sensing a shift in public attitudes that the media cannot hide?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 09:21 PM (anj39)

243 >240 That figure walking down the steps into the subway looks strangely familiar and creepy.
But not as creepy as Groot.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 08, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

See me at 10

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:23 PM (gryET)

244 That figure walking down the steps into the subway looks strangely familiar and creepy.
But not as creepy as Groot.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 08, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)


Took me a minute...reminds me of Jim Carry and The Mask.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 09:24 PM (anj39)

245 #237
Eromero, I get those catalogs.
Trying not to take the engine apart too much since it allegedly ran before it was parked about 10 years ago (or more).

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:24 PM (/Td2i)

246 241 Evenin' Horde!

Anybody watching the History of the World Part II series on Hulu? I caught about 3 minutes of the end of one episode. All I can say is I'm shocked that Mel Brooks has any association with it whatsoever. I supposed it's possible I caught it at a low point, but somehow I don't think so.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2023 09:21 PM
Mel Brooks is, I believe, a WW II combat veteran.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:25 PM (MF3yS)

247 Good to see Tucker isn't bowing down.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 08, 2023 09:25 PM (wagHN)

248 230 NBC News: 6-year-old who shot teacher won't face charges, prosecutor says

https://tinyurl.com/ysaunh27

Fuck that shit, throw the book at the little bastard. I mean that literally. Book that big nailing a kid that small you know it's going to hurt like hell.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (uVZjA)

------------------------------

I was going to make a "Waco Kid" joke, but that story is just disturbing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2023 09:26 PM (uPgE/)

249 I have a garden hose and time.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Well, if you're sure it's calcium, etc. (water by-product build up), then I'd rig a way to cycle that CLR through the engine block and heads water ports (and radiator) til it ran clean.
Put a small (like bird bath small) pump on one of the heater hoses. Open up the heater port, put some CLR water in a reservoir, and go to town.
In other words, do it just like a "flush" of the coolant system, only do it as a closed system, with CLR in it.
Repeat 20 times.
No hill for a climber.

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:26 PM (cPGH3)

250 225 So I'm working on bringing back to life a 68 F100 with a 390FE."

I had a Ford with one of those back in the day. I always like that engine!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2023 09:26 PM (r46W7)

251 Mel Brooks - Battle of the Bulge. Not captured or wounded.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 09:26 PM (OTzUX)

252 So what's the exec summary on Carlson tonight?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 09:27 PM (OTzUX)

253 240 That figure walking down the steps into the subway looks strangely familiar and creepy.
But not as creepy as Groot.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 08, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

The V for Vendetta guy...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2023 09:29 PM (CCSxw)

254 Anybody want a titty-fuck? Only $2.00, way less than in town.

Posted by: Jonah G at March 08, 2023 09:30 PM (SYTee)

255 I have a garden hose and time.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

You do know the diesel fuel into the spark plug holes for freeing up old crap, right?
I have an very old Wisconsin engine that I occasionally try to sell. Shed queen. Very low hours. About every 2 or 3 years, I start it up. But first, pull the plugs, put a little diesel down each cylinder... manually turn it over to lube everything... then start it.

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:30 PM (cPGH3)

256 Hey Jewells.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:30 PM (O5mtR)

257 >>I wonder...others sensing a shift in public attitudes that the media cannot hide?

Russell Brand has been doing videos questioning leftist orthodoxy for a very long time now. He's just now getting a lot of mainstream coverage but he's been off the reservation for a while.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2023 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)

258 248 230 NBC News: 6-year-old who shot teacher won't face charges, prosecutor says

https://tinyurl.com/ysaunh27

Fuck that shit, throw the book at the little bastard. I mean that literally. Book that big nailing a kid that small you know it's going to hurt like hell.
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 09:13 PM (uVZjA)

------------------------------

I was going to make a "Waco Kid" joke, but that story is just disturbing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 08, 2023 09:26 PM
I bet you a dollar to a donut with a hole in it that kid has already bragged about shooting the teacher.

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:32 PM (MF3yS)

259 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:32 PM (Q/6pY)

260 247 Good to see Tucker isn't bowing down.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 08, 2023 09:25 PM (wagHN)

But nothing really new either. Tonight's show was more a recap, and defending himself.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (oHd/0)

261 The superior constrictor muscle does not reach the base of skull hence a lateral gap (sinus of Morgagni) is created. Fossa of Rosenmüller is a herniation of the nasopharyngeal mucosa through this deficiency between skull base and superior most fibers of the superior constrictor muscle.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (Q/6pY)

262 #249
Thanks. Think I should keep the solution out of the heater?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (/Td2i)

263 Mexico drama...kidnap...your nap...MSM shaping the horror

MSM cover for a drug deal gone bad...fer Shizzle...just look at the players...fer shizzle...yup.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (J00IM)

264 >>that kid has already bragged about shooting the teacher. Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:32 PM (MF3yS)

Karma finds a way.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:34 PM (Q/6pY)

265 The superior constrictor muscle does not reach the base of skull hence a lateral gap (sinus of Morgagni) is created. Fossa of Rosenmüller is a herniation of the nasopharyngeal mucosa through this deficiency between skull base and superior most fibers of the superior constrictor muscle.
Posted by: ZOD

Well... phew.. Everyone knows that! What's your point?

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:34 PM (cPGH3)

266 >261 The superior constrictor muscle does not reach the base of skull hence a lateral gap (sinus of Morgagni) is created. Fossa of Rosenmüller is a herniation of the nasopharyngeal mucosa through this deficiency between skull base and superior most fibers of the superior constrictor muscle.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (Q/6pY)

Wut?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:35 PM (gryET)

267 #255
MkY, I was planning on Marvel Mystery Oil down the cylinders.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:35 PM (/Td2i)

268 Well... phew.. Everyone knows that! What's your point?
Posted by: MkY

Shoulda used a sock for that, eh? Like maybe Cliff Claven?

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:36 PM (cPGH3)

269 Posted by: rhomboid at March 08, 2023 08:11 PM (OTzUX)

I need a cigarette...

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 09:36 PM (BXxcV)

270 Wut?
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:35 PM (gryET)

I figger it's a fancy way of saying, "Kneel!"

Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2023 09:36 PM (uVZjA)

271 Hint: "superior" does not mean it is better. It just means it is above.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 08, 2023 09:37 PM (TXFi7)

272 Hey SMH! Feeling okay. I will be glad to get off these damn steroids though. Slowly being weaned off.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 08, 2023 09:37 PM (wagHN)

273 265 The superior constrictor muscle does not reach the base of skull hence a lateral gap (sinus of Morgagni) is created. Fossa of Rosenmüller is a herniation of the nasopharyngeal mucosa through this deficiency between skull base and superior most fibers of the superior constrictor muscle.
Posted by: ZOD

Well... phew.. Everyone knows that! What's your point?
Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:34 PM
More importantly, does this need to be reamed and polished back up to spec?

Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 09:38 PM (MF3yS)

274 MkY, I was planning on Marvel Mystery Oil down the cylinders.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Great idea! I think that's mostly like ATF isn't it? Great penetrant. Good viscosity.
Yo!
Had a mechanic that put that stuff in everything... crankcase, gears oils...I bet he mixed it with maple syrup on French toast.

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:38 PM (cPGH3)

275 It's a little-known fact....

Posted by: Cliff Claven at March 08, 2023 09:38 PM (TXFi7)

276 258

Sorry...covered under the umbrella of DEI.

His Homey Sperm donator and Sperm receptacle have no responsibility for his actions...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:39 PM (J00IM)

277 258

Sorry...covered under the umbrella of DEI.

His Homey Sperm donator and Sperm receptacle have no responsibility for his actions... .

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:40 PM (J00IM)

278 Erebus... I don't think aluminum is all that reactive, is it?
I sure don't know.
You're not gonna break this engine down, right?

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:40 PM (cPGH3)

279 Fuck that shit, throw the book at the little bastard. I mean that literally. Book that big nailing a kid that small you know it's going to hurt like hell.
Posted by: Robert


The parents should be in jail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 09:41 PM (jzzG8)

280 Tonight's show was more a recap, and defending himself.

It was more than that. He doubled and tripled down, calling them all liars and spent a great deal of time on the Buffalo guy (his name escapes me at the moment) and what a travesty this has been. That's putting it mildly.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 08, 2023 09:42 PM (wagHN)

281 #278
I will check on how it effects aluminum.
Really don't want to tear down the engine.
Rebuilding the C6 automatic as it is.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (/Td2i)

282 261 The superior constrictor muscle does not reach the base of skull hence a lateral gap (sinus of Morgagni) is created. Fossa of Rosenmüller is a herniation of the nasopharyngeal mucosa through this deficiency between skull base and superior most fibers of the superior constrictor muscle.
Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:33 PM (Q/6pY)

Falkner?
Or Doctor Oz?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

283 (This morning)
Dr.: What's new? (applies jelly to ultrasound)
ZOD: I learned a new anatomical term. "Fossa of Rosenmuller." Not that it applies to my case.
Dr.: No. The Fossa is above your site, and the cancers there are not similar to yours. (Applies ultrasound to neck). Looks good. Very good.
ZOD: Great.
Dr.: (Removes ultrasound, presents rhinoscope)
ZOD: This is not my preferred tool.
DR.: Easy, and breathe through your nose. (camera-hose goes in Zod's nostril, through sinus, into throat)
Dr.: Easy. Now say "Eeeeee."
ZOD: Eeeeeee.
Dr.Removes snake-camera) Great. Everything looks good.
ZOD: (Nods to Aztec) His function is completed. Harvest him.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (Q/6pY)

284 Hey SMH! Feeling okay. I will be glad to get off these damn steroids though. Slowly being weaned off.
Posted by: jewells45
___

So glad to hear that you're getting weaned off those steroids.

Continued prayers for your recovery as always. : )

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (NlMkE)

285 >The parents should be in jail.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 09:41 PM (jzzG

Moms said the weapon was secured. Boy has 'acute behavioral issues'. Possible the tyke is smarter than mom is and unsecured the weapon to take to school. A six year old with homicidal ideation is not going to be charged. Assuming a nice stay at a psych hospital in in his future. Mom on the other hand...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:46 PM (gryET)

286 280
Jewells

I am praying for you...just dodged a bullet on my last CT scan.

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:46 PM (J00IM)

287 Falkner?
Or Doctor Oz?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:47 PM (Q/6pY)

288 Aaaand confirmed. CLR and aluminum is a bad idea.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:47 PM (/Td2i)

289 >Dr.Removes snake-camera) Great. Everything looks good.
ZOD: (Nods to Aztec) His function is completed. Harvest him.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (Q/6pY)

Good news...well, not for the Doc I suppose.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:47 PM (gryET)

290 287 Falkner?
Or Doctor Oz?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (xcxpd)

ZOD IMPERIAL.
Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:47 PM (Q/6pY)

*nods*
True....true...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:48 PM (xcxpd)

291 also fuck cancer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:48 PM (xcxpd)

292 Aaaand confirmed. CLR and aluminum is a bad idea.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Not willing to pull the heads?

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

293 twitter is crashing & burning again, trying to keep pace with refineries and choo-choo trains, I suppose

Posted by: micky at March 08, 2023 09:48 PM (3byMq)

294

US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has had to curtail his trip to Israel because of mass protests planned against the government’s controversial judicial overhaul.

Israeli officials are concerned they will not be able to secure Austin’s route from the airport to Israel’s defence ministry, as protesters plan a “national day of resistance” Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yy89mkw3

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:49 PM (NlMkE)

295 >Dr.Removes snake-camera) Great. Everything looks good.
ZOD: (Nods to Aztec) His function is completed. Harvest him.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (Q/6pY)

Good news...well, not for the Doc I suppose.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 08, 2023 09:47 PM (gryET)



Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 09:50 PM (anj39)

296 ZOD

Damn! Sorry.
Glad you have a sense of proportion.

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 09:50 PM (cPGH3)

297 Special Middle East Update: Will Israel attack in Iran soon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS6NSm5XktI

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:50 PM (NlMkE)

298 Dr.Removes snake-camera : Great. Everything looks good.

My rudimentary interpretation tells me that is good news. Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

299 >>> 294

US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has had to curtail his trip to Israel because of mass protests planned against the government's controversial judicial overhaul.

Israeli officials are concerned they will not be able to secure Austin's route from the airport to Israel's defence ministry, as protesters plan a "national day of resistance" Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yy89mkw3

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:49 PM (NlMkE)

Gosh, that's too bad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 09:52 PM (llON8)

300 #292
MkY, I really don't want to pull them. They are cast iron and weigh a ton.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 08, 2023 09:52 PM (/Td2i)

301 >>291 also fuck cancer
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 08, 2023 09:48 PM (xcxpd)

Cancer doesn't even have a height requirement for the ride. Huh.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:54 PM (Q/6pY)

302 283 (This morning)
Dr.: What's new? (applies jelly to ultrasound)
ZOD: I learned a new anatomical term. "Fossa of Rosenmuller." Not that it applies to my case.
Dr.: No. The Fossa is above your site, and the cancers there are not similar to yours. (Applies ultrasound to neck). Looks good. Very good.
ZOD: Great.
Dr.: (Removes ultrasound, presents rhinoscope)
ZOD: This is not my preferred tool.
DR.: Easy, and breathe through your nose. (camera-hose goes in Zod's nostril, through sinus, into throat)
Dr.: Easy. Now say "Eeeeee."
ZOD: Eeeeeee.
Dr.Removes snake-camera) Great. Everything looks good.
ZOD: (Nods to Aztec) His function is completed. Harvest him.
Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:45 PM (Q/6pY)

You can make some money teaching the suppression of the gag reflex.

Just sayin'...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2023 09:54 PM (CCSxw)

303 I don't think this guy owns a weed whacker:
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=gM_yknpClek

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 09:55 PM (llON8)

304 >>My rudimentary interpretation tells me that is good news. Glad to hear it. Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 09:51 PM (Xrfse)

It is good news, thanks!

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:56 PM (Q/6pY)

305 US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has had to curtail his trip to Israel because of mass protests planned against the government's controversial judicial overhaul.

---------

Too bad. Netanyahu will miss out on the opportunity to lead Austin in through the side door where they keep the garbage cans.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:56 PM (Qzn2/)

306 Last post blasted...so

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:57 PM (J00IM)

307 Israeli officials are concerned they will not be able to secure Austin’s route from the airport to Israel’s defence ministry, as protesters plan a “national day of resistance” Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yy89mkw3

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 09:49 PM (NlMkE)


Ahhhh....helicopter?
This is a snub.
And likely deserved.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 09:57 PM (anj39)

308 Nood

Posted by: Beartooth at March 08, 2023 09:58 PM (H4JoC)

309 night...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 08, 2023 09:58 PM (J00IM)

310 >>I will be glad to get off these damn steroids though. Slowly being weaned off.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 08, 2023 09:37 PM (wagHN)

Hold the line.

Posted by: ZOD at March 08, 2023 09:59 PM (Q/6pY)

311 It is good news, thanks!

Awesome, ZOD. We need ya here!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 09:59 PM (Xrfse)

312 Erebus. It wouldn't be hard to do... just a bitch.
But... Pull the thermostat, but reinstall the housing. Leave the radiator hoses attached to the engine, and arrange them where you can put them close. Turn your heater setting to high.
Now, here's the trick, and the good news is you don't have to be exact...
You can buy a drill operated pump at Tractor Supply or Harbor Freight for $15. Only problem is scaling the hose sizes down. Duct tape. Who cares if it leaks. In fact, you want it to leak so yo can watch the changing of the color of the crap going round.
Yessir, I envision a nice Rube Goldberg contraption in your future.
Make videos

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 10:00 PM (cPGH3)

313 I would love to see 10,000 tarantulas stampede across the surface of that body of water.

Correction: blood-thirsty tarantulas

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 08, 2023 10:02 PM (Jg7EG)

314 I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell CLR in the 55 gallon drums...

Posted by: MkY at March 08, 2023 10:03 PM (cPGH3)

315 Did the six year old play first shooter video games?

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316 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
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