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3 BTW, I just saw that the Lotus Eaters used that same pretty and stacked but incoherent brunette whom Ace wanted to help, in one of their podcasts. One of them tried to make some sense of it.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2023 07:30 PM (TgBWG)

4 Stopped to watch the "snail" cross the road...Rookie mistake...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2023 07:30 PM (BpYfr)

5 It's almost like that elephant was waiting for that truck to come by.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2023 07:30 PM (uNylN)

6 That last one makes me think I should eat some calimari.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 07, 2023 07:31 PM (TgBWG)

7 I think the snail was crossing Abbey Road.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 07, 2023 07:34 PM (6Tc2R)

8 Fly By Night

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

9 Beautiful owls.

Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

10 "It's almost like that elephant was waiting for that truck to come by."

Yeah, that was definitely highway robbery.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 07, 2023 07:38 PM (84kJS)

11 F’n Elephant Crossings

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 07:38 PM (PrglK)

12 That is a awesome picture

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe8)

13
I love owls because they are beautiful. And awesome predators. Killing machines.

But I hate them because they are in the size-range to eat cats. Especially old ones like mine. I moved recently, and heard an owl hooting the other night, and thought about finding a way to kill owls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:39 PM (oINRc)

14 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:40 PM (Q/6pY)

15 and heard an owl hooting the other night

It was calling Wildfire...

Posted by: That guy who always sings... at March 07, 2023 07:41 PM (Xrfse)

16 Carjacking horses

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 07:41 PM (63Dwl)

17 Evening.

Okay, the "coffee won't spill' thing was great. You know you've hit max caffeination when your coffee's got legs.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 07:41 PM (aKDV4)

18 15 and heard an owl hooting the other night

It was calling Wildfire...
Posted by: That guy who always sings...

Hahaha

Great, that song will stick in my head and keep me from sleeping tonight.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

19 Snail guy at the crosswalk better hope nobody has any butter and garlic.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 07, 2023 07:42 PM (eOEVl)

20 Elephant on his toll road

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

21 >>>It's not real fun until you're so dirty that mom can't tell you apart from a tuber.

We didn't even have snow when I was a kid. We had to go sledding in the dirt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 07:43 PM (gv7Yb)

22
I think the snail was crossing Abbey Road.
Posted by: Czech Chick

The snail was Paul.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

23 t was calling Wildfire...
Posted by: That guy who always sings

------

Oh, ferpetessakes, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:44 PM (oINRc)

24 If the guy feels like a snail today who am I to judge?

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

25 Speaking of owls, here's an owl and a very sweet little girl.

https://youtu.be/DAT0-hzs-3A

I keep waiting for the bird to snap and chew her face off.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 07:45 PM (qaXnF)

26 Bellows, stops traffic, dips it's trunk

Weren't we just talking about the GOPe?

Next up, shits on the road.

Posted by: DaveA at March 07, 2023 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

27 Snowy owls are awesome.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2023 07:45 PM (rj6Yv)

28 I think the snail was crossing Abbey Road.
Posted by: Czech Chick

The snail was Paul.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

Paul is dead.

Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 07:45 PM (qaXnF)

29 >>It was calling Wildfire...
Posted by: That guy who always sings... at March 07, 2023 07:41 PM (Xrfse)

Sister of ZOD loved that song when it came out. On a family road-trip (she was young), she drew a picture of a girl calling 'Wildfire,' in colored pencil. The portrait had the girl's mouth open wide, with 'wildfire!' written next to her open, still curved mouth. Risible. Me first:
"It looks like she's yelling Waaaafaaaa."
"I know, right? Just an open mouth, going wah-faa!"
You can't draw movement. She was so pissed in the back seat of the Oldsmobile.

Younger sisters should be tormented early.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:46 PM (Q/6pY)

30 Willowed:

258 this is OT but does anyone else like dunking their grilled cheese in their tomato soup
Posted by: DB - transcending the situation at March 07, 2023 07:36 PM (geLO

************

Yes, this is proof that G_d loves us.

Further proof that G_d loves us is to add a slice of ham inside the grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 07, 2023 07:46 PM (xxG/v)

31 I figure the the pole parkour vid is sped up just a hair. Still pretty amazing even if it is.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 07:46 PM (PlEV5)

32 DUKE METRIC

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 07:47 PM (u73oe)

33 Baby balloon gag is pretty good

hey- did you notice the spy balloon story has disappeared?

Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO8)

34 I love owls because they are beautiful. And awesome predators. Killing machines.

But I hate them because they are in the size-range to eat cats. Especially old ones like mine. I moved recently, and heard an owl hooting the other night, and thought about finding a way to kill owls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:39 PM

When we got Black Dog Three she was a puppy and would get out in the big back yard at night because she could fit through the small fence because she was so tiny. It would scare the crap out of me because we have huge owls that roam our neighborhood at night. They take full grown cats and she was a tiny little puppy at the time and they could have taken her in a second. I would stand out there with a flashlight until she would come back in the house.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (uNylN)

35
https://youtu.be/DAT0-hzs-3A

I keep waiting for the bird to snap and chew her face off.
Posted by: Robert at March 07, 2023 07:45 PM (qaXnF)

1.) Adorable.

2.) Owls are way, way smarter than higher-flying raptors. Those things are basically just eyes and a stomach with a little nerve bundle to connect them. Owls are usually not stupid enough to claw or bite a human, even a small one (as long as bigger humans are near).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (oINRc)

36 Further proof that G_d loves us is to add a slice of ham inside the grilled cheese sandwich.

Yes on the ham, no on the soup.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

37 >>>So my idea for a viral video is that I'm going to put on a crappy alligator costume, then get into the alligator pond, and just f*** with them...

This is going to look great on the local news when they play the clip of that gator taking a bite out of your ass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (gv7Yb)

38 We didn't even have snow when I was a kid. We had to go sledding in the dirt.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 07:43 PM (gv7Yb)

Luxury! We had to go down to the tip, among the old bottles and cans. We would have killed for dirt to sled in.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 07:49 PM (xhaym)

39 Another highly amusing collection of off-beat and sometimes downright silly vids!

Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:49 PM (jTmQV)

40 Willowed:

258 this is OT but does anyone else like dunking their grilled cheese in their tomato soup
Posted by: DB - transcending the situation at March 07, 2023 07:36 PM (geLO

************

Yes, this is proof that G_d loves us.

Further proof that G_d loves us is to add a slice of ham inside the grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 07, 2023 07:46 PM (xxG/v)

Also PBJ in Vegetable Beef / Chicken Soup.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (eoQWY)

41 Yes on the ham, no on the soup.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (nfrXX)

Concur.

No dipping.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

42 >>34 I love owls because they are beautiful. And awesome predators. Killing machines.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:39 PM

Crows will bum-rush a single owl relentlessly. ZOD has a BB gun that bum-rushes the crow-gang when that mess goes down west of the chateau.

I hate crows.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (Q/6pY)

43 But I hate them because they are in the size-range to eat cats. Especially old ones like mine. I moved recently, and heard an owl hooting the other night, and thought about finding a way to kill owls.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:39 PM (oINRc)
----
I've got an interesting book in my library where a great horned owl steals the moon. All part of a grand scheme to create an everlasting night. Just goes to show you can't trust the feathery bastards.

Great little fairy tale/fable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

44 hey- did you notice the spy balloon story has disappeared?
Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 07:48 PM (geLO

Silly, it is the Toxic Train Derailment season.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (xhaym)

45 Does the sign not say, “CAUTION?”

Posted by: Plain View at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (glGDV)

46 Also PBJ in Vegetable Beef / Chicken Soup.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM (eoQWY)
----
That just sounds...weird.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2023 07:51 PM (BpYfr)

47 Luxury! We had to go down to the tip, among the old bottles and cans. We would have killed for dirt to sled in.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 07:49 PM (xhaym)

We had to sled uphill, because we were too poor for downward slopes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 07, 2023 07:51 PM (eoQWY)

48 Those NORKS were playing the Kim Jung Dung lights out game....first man to fall down it's his turn in the barrel.

That Elephant ain't fucking around....it looks like it's her regular feeding spot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 07, 2023 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

49 >Luxury! We had to go down to the tip, among the old bottles and cans. We would have killed for dirt to sled in.

Posted by: Kindltot

Bottles and cans? You were lucky. We had to play on a pile of broken glass.

Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 07:52 PM (geLO8)

50 >>>Meal Break

You gotta pay the toll.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2023 07:52 PM (gv7Yb)

51 Alligator costume dude is an idiot.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 07:52 PM (gryET)

52 I've got an interesting book in my library where a great horned owl steals the moon. All part of a grand scheme to create an everlasting night. Just goes to show you can't trust the feathery bastards.

Great little fairy tale/fable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 07, 2023 07:50 PM

Leprechauns steal stuff all of the time as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 07, 2023 07:52 PM (uNylN)

53 Well we had to slide down a pile of gravel, but I'm not bitter.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

54
Yankee question: Are owls pretty common in the South? I would hear them from time to time in the Rocky Mountains, but never once saw one. I even saw a moose once, way out of his range. But I never saw a real owl outside of a barn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

55 A little skinned up is all.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

56 Had grilled ham and cheese and tomato soup and a massive salad for supper last night

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

57 Saw a recent story about a guy in Florida who actually heard a thump on his front door. Got up, opened the door, didn't see anyone so he walked out on to his porch.
'gator got him by his ankle. He required surgery to fix it.
I know where I live ain't perfect, but I don't have to worry about 9 ft. gators knocking on my front door.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:54 PM (jTmQV)

58 Baby balloon gag was good timing.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:54 PM (xhxe8)

59 Wow... Full court press on from the MSM, and MSN, to dismiss the Tucker Carlson Jan 6 revelations.

Multiple 'experts' saying that Tucker damaged himself and Fox News with that story... while not even addressing the actual footage shown in the story.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

60 >>We would have killed for dirt to sled in.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 07:49 PM (xhaym)

Human kibble.

(adjusts cravat, sniffs beluga caviar, sips the nectar, sighs, harrumphs)

Human kibble. We sledded in human kibble.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (Q/6pY)

61 Love owls

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (fUnHJ)

62 >54
Yankee question: Are owls pretty common in the South? I would hear them from time to time in the Rocky Mountains, but never once saw one. I even saw a moose once, way out of his range. But I never saw a real owl outside of a barn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

I see and hear them all the time in the Western Philly burbs. Mostly screech owls and horned owls.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (gryET)

63 Saw a recent story about a guy in Florida who actually heard a thump on his front door. Got up, opened the door, didn't see anyone so he walked out on to his porch.
'gator got him by his ankle. He required surgery to fix it.
I know where I live ain't perfect, but I don't have to worry about 9 ft. gators knocking on my front door.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:54 PM (jTmQV)

Heh.

Posted by: Land Shark at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (AiZBA)

64 Repost in case Ace shows up

Have you guys seen/discussed this?
It is VERY based song, and pretty good. (twitter clip, French, w/ subtitles)

Mes Aïeux - Dégénérations
https://tinyurl.com/mr4dcvew

This is all I know, but the boss likes Frenchy stuff, so he should see it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (Gmx/k)

65 57 Saw a recent story about a guy in Florida who actually heard a thump on his front door. Got up, opened the door, didn't see anyone so he walked out on to his porch.
'gator got him by his ankle. He required surgery to fix it.
I know where I live ain't perfect, but I don't have to worry about 9 ft. gators knocking on my front door.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:54 PM (jTmQV)

/Knock Knock Knock...

Land Gator...er... Candy Gram...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

66 You had Sleds? Musta been nice. We had to slide on our bellies across hot asphalt. It was hot because we were so poor, we couldn’t afford winter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (u73oe)

67 What's filming ski glider? Keeps exact distance

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe8)

68 Oh yeah we have some big ass owls in the woods. Bigger than the hawks. It kind of spooky to see one sitting at the top of a dead pine tree, watching. I don't spot them that often, mostly when they fly thru the canopy.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 07:57 PM (iayUP)

69 54 Yankee question: Are owls pretty common in the South? .Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

Yes. They like cedars/evergreens.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:57 PM (Q/6pY)

70 Owls are cool. We have several different species here.

Lucy is an indoor kitty.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2023 07:57 PM (+krNS)

71
I see and hear them all the time in the Western Philly burbs. Mostly screech owls and horned owls.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (gryET)

I lived in Pittsburgh for awhile as a young kid. I bet that's where I learned what they sound like.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (oINRc)

72 >53 Well we had to slide down a pile of gravel, but I'm not bitter.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

Culm banks as a yoot in the PA coal regions. My Mom was frequently unhappy with me.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (gryET)

73 What's filming ski glider? Keeps exact distance
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe

His life insurance salesman.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (H4JoC)

74 What's filming ski glider? Keeps exact distance
Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (xhxe

It was the NSA, they record everything. Right Bob?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (AiZBA)

75 "What's filming ski glider?"
There are these new cams that are on a tether and have a gyroscope built in to keep them steady.
Pretty cool. Popular with parachutists and such.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (jTmQV)

76 >>66 You had Sleds? Musta been nice. We had to slide on our bellies across hot asphalt.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 07:56 PM (u73oe)

Wah. You had bellies? We had human rib cages.

Rough ride.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:58 PM (Q/6pY)

77 I'm sorry. I know I'm just a lurker but every time I open the page and Groot is staring at me I feel queasy.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

78 Tucker up with more J6

Posted by: Ex-GOP at March 07, 2023 08:01 PM (Tc2CN)

79 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:01 PM (qoGsy)

80 Could be worse. Could be Groot brushing it's toes.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:02 PM (iayUP)

81 I'm sorry. I know I'm just a lurker but every time I open the page and Groot is staring at me I feel queasy.

Normal reaction when an image is in the "uncanny valley" where it looks like a human face but is somehow... wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 08:02 PM (Bd6X8)

82 If Tucker has a clip of Lindsay yelling SHOOT EM! I’m probably going to pass out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:03 PM (u73oe)

83 I'm sorry. I know I'm just a lurker but every time I open the page and Groot is staring at me I feel queasy.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Don't feel bad. She is so ugly, inside and out, that her own hometown of Massillon OH threw her out. And if you have ever been to Massillon, then you know that that is really saying something.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:03 PM (qoGsy)

84 >What's filming ski glider? Keeps exact distance

Posted by: Skip

the latest generation of GoPro cameras can do amazing things

they can capture in 360 degrees, and the footage can be edited in such a way as to make the camera invisible

so that guy is filming himself

Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 08:04 PM (geLO8)

85 >>79 Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:01 PM (qoGsy)

Good evening, Tonypete ("hi Pete" from the group). "Have some black coffee. You can smoke here. How long have you been conservative?"

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:04 PM (Q/6pY)

86 >Normal reaction when an image is in the "uncanny valley" where it looks like a human face but is somehow... wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Groot is vaguely amphibian

Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 08:05 PM (geLO8)

87 Past bed time, winds are howling, gotten worse since early afternoon.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2023 08:05 PM (xhxe8)

88 So I had an appointment with the tax preparer today at 2:00 so I went to the Chinese restaurant next to the office around 1:00. They had the usual lunch crowd and I took a seat at a table. About 5 minutes later a guy and a couple came in and took their tables. Still no waiter and then the guy gets waited on and then the couple. I got up and left as the manager said sorry for the wait , someone will be with you in a minute. I pretended not to hear and kept walking out the door.

I'm then go to my appointment and their computer system goes on the blink.

I decided to go home and hide in my house until this day is over.

Posted by: polynikes at March 07, 2023 08:05 PM (PlEV5)

89 59; yeah, LOL, "experts" *spit*

what else would anyone expect? I mean, rly? srsly?
*spit*

gonna deploy whatever they got to protect the narrative, innit?

"experts"
*spits 2x*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:06 PM (VohFI)

90 Hey ZOD - ever since Jimma Carter showed me the error of voting for a Dem.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:06 PM (qoGsy)

91 You too, Skip!

seeya inna mornin' !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:07 PM (VohFI)

92 Even bacon soup??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 07, 2023 08:08 PM (Vwz3I)

93 Had grilled ham and cheese and tomato soup and a massive salad for supper last night

We had muffins. With raisins in them.

Posted by: commissar of plenty of they were expendable at March 07, 2023 08:09 PM (riIun)

94 85
LOL, Zod,
if only, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:09 PM (VohFI)

95 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:10 PM (VohFI)

96 >Groot is vaguely amphibian

Posted by: DB - questioning the timing at March 07, 2023 08:05 PM (geLO

I'd argue reptilian, but tomato/tomahto...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:11 PM (gryET)

97 Sigh...

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 07, 2023 08:11 PM (u2Dc/)

98 >>90 Hey ZOD - ever since Jimma Carter showed me the error of voting for a Dem.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:06 PM (qoGsy)

I voted for the sexual opportunist Clinton. Twice. ZOD loves good television.

Next year I'll be voting for

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:11 PM (Q/6pY)

99 SnailRacer, come sit by me and tell me of that sigh.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 07, 2023 08:12 PM (KYv+u)

100 I'd argue reptilian, but tomato/tomahto...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:11 PM (gryET)

You say potatoh, I say Innsmouth...

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 08:13 PM (tp+tP)

101 {{{SnailRacer}}}

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 07, 2023 08:14 PM (aBJcM)

102 >>94 85
LOL, Zod,
if only, amirite? Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:09 PM (VohFI)

Welcome to the meeting, Sock. Can you count on one hand how many times you've lost an erection while voting for a GOP presidential candidate? Or would you need two hands?

Coffee and donuts over on the table. Thanks, Church of the X.

Sign in if you wanna.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:14 PM (Q/6pY)

103 Groot is vaguely amphibian
Posted by: DB

I'd argue reptilian, but tomato/tomahto...
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Amphibian: usually slimy
Reptilian: not usually slimy

I'll vote "amphibian."

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 08:15 PM (P1f+c)

104 Having a photo of Groot on the home page is like having a statue of Molech in your living room.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 08:16 PM (eGTCV)

105 Yankee question: Are owls pretty common in the South? .Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

Yes. They like cedars/evergreens.
Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 07:57 PM (Q/6pY)

They wake you up in the middle of the night with their screeching.

Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at March 07, 2023 08:18 PM (4I/2K)

106 How do we know it’s the same elephant? I hope all of them are collecting?

Posted by: Plain View at March 07, 2023 08:19 PM (glGDV)

107 ZOD: Father, hear my confession.
Priest: When was your last confession?
ZOD: I'm drunk. Let's just say this is my first in a lonnnggg time.
Priest: Speak.
ZOD: My political pastry--sorry, my party is a mess, my 'political party'...is a mess.
Priest: Worldly concerns, ZOD.
ZOD: Indeed. I don't know who to believe--the young shit-for-brains, or the older, wealthier shit-for brains.
Priest: Those who are blessed with choice are damned with decision.
ZOD: You are useless.
Priest: ...??...
(Grand Slam at Dennys)

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:19 PM (Q/6pY)

108 Saw a recent story about a guy in Florida who actually heard a thump on his front door. Got up, opened the door, didn't see anyone so he walked out on to his porch.
'gator got him by his ankle. He required surgery to fix it.
I know where I live ain't perfect, but I don't have to worry about 9 ft. gators knocking on my front door.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, semi-mobile quadroped at March 07, 2023 07:54 PM (jTmQV)

Never answer the door.

Posted by: Introvert United, Separately, In Our Own Homes at March 07, 2023 08:21 PM (4I/2K)

109 Some real Daredevil-level agility and balance.

Good thing he made it all the way. If he fell off, he'd wind up turning into a panda every time he got wet.

Posted by: mikeski 1/2 at March 07, 2023 08:21 PM (P1f+c)

110 >>They wake you up in the middle of the night with their screeching.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at March 07, 2023 08:18 PM (4I/2K)

Owls don't screech. They coo. Zod cannot find the music in a person who can't find the music in an owl.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:21 PM (Q/6pY)

111 Candygram...

Posted by: Land Owl at March 07, 2023 08:24 PM (Xrfse)

112 Tucker said what we here all know. They’re all on the same side. Hannity must be apoplectic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

113 "Owls don't screech. They coo. Zod cannot find the music in a person who can't find the music in an owl.
Posted by: ZOD "

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Yoko Owlno at March 07, 2023 08:28 PM (iayUP)

114 Honest officer!
It was a big friggin' elephant right there in the middle of the road. Bigger than Stuttgart it was! Taking shit off trucks.
No I've not been drinking...but I'm about to start.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 08:28 PM (anj39)

115 >>Hannity must be apoplectic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:29 PM (Q/6pY)

116 "Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.
Posted by: ZOD"

He's like a sandbag that floats.

Posted by: Yoko Owlno at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (iayUP)

117 "Owls don't screech. They coo. Zod cannot find the music in a person who can't find the music in an owl.
Posted by: ZOD "

Sure thing skippy. Now find me hymnal.

Posted by: The Priest at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (anj39)

118 He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.
Posted by: ZOD

"Beaver Cleaver" would be an epic band name.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (qoGsy)

119
I've had it with cheap Chicom shit. I had some old rusted, rounded off bolts on a plow that I had to cut off. Used an air-powered cut-off tool that uses these 3" thin cutting wheels (like a grinder disc, but thinner).

Brand new one out of a pack I'd picked up at some damn auto parts place. Got one nut cut up enough to bang the bolt out, then went after another one.

The damn wheel flew apart. Had I not had my face shield on, I could've been in the ER had a piece hit my face just right.

This is nothing but cheap, defective Chicom shit, and somebody ought to be sued over this. They just don't care, and put this defective shit on the market now. I hate to say it, but the only way to fix that and make them care is to sue the shit out of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (Mzdiz)

120 Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.
Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:29 PM (Q/6pY)

————-

Yeah, I stopped watching or listening to him years ago. He’s repetitive and esoteric. If he ever had an original thought, his head would explode.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (u73oe)

121 You're a great Insurrectionist!

Posted by: Sean Hammity at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

122 >Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:29 PM (Q/6pY)

More like the Jethro Bodine of conservatives.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (gryET)

123 >>Hannity must be apoplectic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.
Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:29 PM (Q/6pY)

More of a Lumpy or Eddie Haskell I think.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

124 Elephant jacking sugarcane @ the elephant xing....smarter than 90% of humans.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2023 08:32 PM (AwYPR)

125 >>Hannity must be apoplectic.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:27 PM (u73oe)

It would be no less than he deserves.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 07, 2023 08:32 PM (tp+tP)

126 They wake you up in the middle of the night with their screeching.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq.

Owls don't screech. They coo. Zod cannot find the music in a person who can't find the music in an owl.
Posted by: ZOD

Even the ones called "screech owls" don't screech. They trill.

https://youtu.be/EqWWWfB9Ee4

Vincent must have nighthawks or something.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

127 >> More like the Jethro Bodine of conservatives.

Well, Jethro did have some redeeming qualities, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Miss Jane at March 07, 2023 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

128 According to the post count ...

Posted by: A Bridge Too Far at March 07, 2023 08:34 PM (MKxO9)

129 Shawn Hannity is absolutely useless. He's the Beaver Cleaver of the conservative side.
Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:29 PM (Q/6pY)

Or even the Chuck Cunningham (Happy Days oldest brother)

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 07, 2023 08:35 PM (4I/2K)

130 >Vincent must have nighthawks or something.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 08:32 PM (P1f+c)

We have a lot of fox nearby stately Meta Manor. A vixen screaming in the middle of the night is...disturbing to put it mildly.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:35 PM (gryET)

131 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Hannity studied martial arts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:35 PM (u73oe)

132 Gorgeous female snowy owl up top. The males are pure white, the females have the black spots.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (AsfVe)

133 Yeah well I've seen all the Bruce Lee movies too.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (iayUP)

134 >>More like the Jethro Bodine of conservatives.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:30 PM (gryET)

Das stimmt genau. Thanks.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (Q/6pY)

135 That little guy seems to be missing his pants!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Hannity studied martial arts.

Who hasn't watched a Bruce Lee movie or two?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (Bd6X8)

137 >> but Hannity studied martial arts.

All us double-naught spies knows that whatcha call Judo-Fu.

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, 6th grade edumucation at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (Mzdiz)

138 A vixen screaming in the middle of the night is...disturbing to put it mildly.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

Only here ladies and gentlemen, only here.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (qoGsy)

139 Owls don't screech. They coo. Zod cannot find the music in a person who can't find the music in an owl.
Posted by: ZOD

I've been watching a lot of BBC/ITV mystery shows and everytime the scene is during the night out in the countryside, the standard atmospheric sound effects is these screeching noise that sound like a man screaming.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (jzzG8)

140 Gorgeous female snowy owl up top. The males are pure white, the females have the black spots.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM (AsfVe)

—————-

They do get a little sloppy with the mascara at times.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (u73oe)

141 Those cats were fast as lightening!

Posted by: Sean Hammity at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

142 Sam the Cooking Guy - Grilled Cheese and Homemade Tomato Soup!

(Grilled Cheese has bacon/apricot/other things jam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBcF1-puG8

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (xxG/v)

143 Well, Jethro did have some redeeming qualities, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Miss Jane at March 07, 2023 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)

Cipherin' fool, and a double naught spy...born w/a full set of teeth.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2023 08:38 PM (AwYPR)

144 >>131 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Hannity studied martial arts.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 07, 2023 08:35 PM (u73oe)

He's also studied his toes, and if he's fed and happy and has a clean nappy, and you ask him, he'll tell you how many he has.

He's usually wrong, but he'll smile, and he's cute.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:39 PM (Q/6pY)

145 15 and heard an owl hooting the other night

It was calling Wildfire...
Posted by: That guy who always sings... at March 07, 2023 07:41 PM (Xrfse)

For six nights in a row....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at March 07, 2023 08:41 PM (i0sjr)

146 Owls are nice...but I still blame Nurse for these damned woodpeckers.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2023 08:41 PM (anj39)

147 Such a mystery how you can go down weird rabbit holes while wasting time/procrastinating online. Today I learned the members of The Monkees had 14 wives, combined.

Posted by: DaisyB at March 07, 2023 08:41 PM (AbL8c)

148 After a date night with Jethro, Miss Hathaway was completely useless at the bank the next day, sometimes for up to two days. She could barely speak, had the dropsies, and kept squirming uncomfortably in her chair.

Posted by: Mr. Milburn Drysdale at March 07, 2023 08:42 PM (4I/2K)

149 publius, it's thin cutoff wheels, suck it up & calm down ffs.

and ALWAYS WEAR PROPER PPE dammit!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:42 PM (VohFI)

150 >>the standard atmospheric sound effects is these screeching noise that sound like a man screaming.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (jzzG

That's not an owl.

That's the communist BBC bastards culturally appropriating misguided folklore to impugn owls.

Sometimes (nods at Aztec to shut dungeon door) men scream. But they're not owls until ZOD makes them into owls.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:43 PM (Q/6pY)

151 We need Hannity because we need someone to connect with the idiot part of society.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 08:44 PM (PrglK)

152 Today I learned the members of The Monkees had 14 wives, combined.
Posted by: DaisyB

They combined? Like Voltron? It's MegaWife!

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 08:45 PM (P1f+c)

153 "I've been watching a lot of BBC/ITV mystery shows and everytime the scene is during the night out in the countryside, the standard atmospheric sound effects is these screeching noise that sound like a man screaming.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (jzzG

"

whatever else they may be selling, generalized fear of everything is always on the menu.

wanna conquer fear? knife, flashlight, pistol. gar-on-teed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:46 PM (VohFI)

154 14 Combined Monkee wives = 1 Whoopie

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:47 PM (iayUP)

155 >>151 We need Hannity because we need someone to connect with the idiot part of society.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 08:44 PM (PrglK)

We need Hannity because every village needs an idiot. To laugh at. To serve as a behavioral warning. To annoy the idiots in the next village over. To sell reverse mortgages and bamboo sheets.

To be proud president of the United States Pickleball Association.

(mic dropped)

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:47 PM (Q/6pY)

156 I don't even know who Claude Hannity is.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

157 You are on fire tonight, Zod! Well, not ACTUALLY on fire.

I guess...?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 07, 2023 08:51 PM (E3FAu)

158 >>156 I don't even know who Claude Hannity is.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

You are among The Chosen.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:51 PM (Q/6pY)

159 Claude Hannity. You know, the Invisible Man.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:51 PM (iayUP)

160 we need hanitey (sp on purpose, f'm) like we need f*&%ing hemmorhoids, which is to say not at all.
*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 07, 2023 08:51 PM (VohFI)

161 157 @N. Lurker I swear I read that in an actual voice. Would be scary if it was your actual voice.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 08:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 Carlson had access to these videos for all of one week and the lefts lies on J6 were so blatant it only took a few days of viewing the videos to dispel the lies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 08:54 PM (PrglK)

163 Hannity is all about Hannity.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 08:54 PM (MF3yS)

164
I don't even know who Claude Hannity is.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Chief. Also son of chief. Guardian of the Holies, Speaker of the Holy Words, Leader of Warriors

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2023 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

165 And now ZOD has to go to bed. Tomorrow holds early morning rhinoscopy at GW Hospital with the cancer surgeon, and--it's a mouthful--neuro-opthalmologist in the afternoon for optic neuritis/impaired vision. If I manage to drive from Alexandria to North Bethesda without killing self/others, it'll be a small miracle.

(Regrets making theism jokes).

Remain in light.

Posted by: ZOD at March 07, 2023 08:55 PM (Q/6pY)

166 I'm watching a podcast about some guy named William Guy Bannister, a one time FBI agent, who may have been implicated in the JFK assassination. Or maybe not.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

167 The only British TV show worth anything is the Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 08:55 PM (PrglK)

168 165 Good luck, ZOD. Will say prayers for success.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 08:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

169 Best of luck tomorrow, Zod. Take an Aztec or two with you, just in case.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 07, 2023 08:57 PM (E3FAu)

170 >165

Prayers Zod.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 07, 2023 08:57 PM (gryET)

171 Zodspeed Zod.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:58 PM (iayUP)

172 Yeah well I've seen all the Bruce Lee movies too.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 08:36 PM

And now you're ready for some authentic martial arts?

Posted by: Steven Segal at March 07, 2023 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

173 All the best, ZOD.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 08:59 PM (UQUAY)

174 "And now you're ready for some authentic martial arts?
Posted by: Steven Segal"

Can I get a red belt too?

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2023 09:00 PM (iayUP)

175 How did New Orleans go from being a right wing hot bed in 1963 to a leftwing shithole?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

176 175 How did New Orleans go from being a right wing hot bed in 1963 to a leftwing shithole?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

You mean just like California?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

177 Zod will have his own iron to stick in the coals.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:02 PM (MF3yS)

178 Slugs are homeless snails, but no one shows them any charity or compassion.

What a world!

Posted by: Slimy Sam at March 07, 2023 09:03 PM (wrJpE)

179 176 175 How did New Orleans go from being a right wing hot bed in 1963 to a leftwing shithole?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:01 PM (eGTCV)

You mean just like California?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:02 PM (oHd/0)

I suppose.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:04 PM (eGTCV)

180 Slugs are homeless snails, but no one shows them any charity or compassion.

Posted by: Slimy Sam at March 07, 2023 09:03 PM (wrJpE)

Some college kid ate one on a dare a few years back...died of a brain parasite.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2023 09:05 PM (AwYPR)

181 141 Those cats were fast as lightening!
Posted by: Sean Hammity at March 07, 2023 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

LOL... my fencing Mentor, has a Book out called 'Revelations of Rapier'... yeah.. he is pretty much number one with Rapier in the world (Robert Childs).

One part of his training, is called 'stealing time'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:08 PM (oHd/0)

182 What’s the over/under on the government killing Brian Sitnick to have a martyr for “our precious democracy”?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 09:08 PM (PrglK)

183 They wake you up in the middle of the night with their screeching.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq.

Try living within hearing range of peafowl at the zoo. Ugh.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2023 09:09 PM (KAi1n)

184 182 What’s the over/under on the government killing Brian Sitnick to have a martyr for “our precious democracy”?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 09:08 PM (PrglK)

More like, 'never let a crises go to waste'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

185 Precious Democracy sounds like a comic book character. A black comic book character.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

186 Slugs are homeless snails, but no one shows them any charity or compassion.
What a world!
Posted by: Slimy Sam

Every snail out there built his own damn house with his own two hands! Maybe if you didn't act like a leech you wouldn't have to look like one!

Posted by: Sheldon S. Nail at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (P1f+c)

187 How did New Orleans go from being a right wing hot bed in 1963 to a leftwing shithole?

You mean just like California?
Posted by: Romeo13

Have you heard Wolfus gripe about New Orleans weather? Have you heard me gripe about San Francisco weather? Yes and no.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

188 Good luck, Zod. May skill and a benevolent higher power guide the hands of your healers.

If you are on top of a pyramid, with a colorful Aztec priest holding an wicked-sharp obsidian dagger, RUN.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 07, 2023 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

189 Have you heard Wolfus gripe about New Orleans weather? Have you heard me gripe about San Francisco weather? Yes and no.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (KAi1n)

LOL, I'm two hours away. I"VE griped about San Francisco Weather (had to do training there a number of times back when Treasure Island was still Navy).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:12 PM (oHd/0)

190 More like, 'never let a crises go to waste'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

————

Maybe sometimes you have to create a crisis

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 09:12 PM (PrglK)

191 Ohh, Sean Hannity. I apologize for that Claude Hannity silliness.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

192 Precious Democracy sounds like a comic book character. A black comic book character.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Tricksy Republicanses, stealing our Precious!

Posted by: Gollum at March 07, 2023 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

193 Yankee question: Are owls pretty common in the South? I would hear them from time to time in the Rocky Mountains, but never once saw one. I even saw a moose once, way out of his range. But I never saw a real owl outside of a barn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 07:53 PM (oINRc)

There's a big barred owl that lives in a live oak tree across the street from me, hear it almost every night. Not as big as the great horned, the next size down, but still pretty big. Usually gives the same call, but when 2 or 3 get going together they get really raucous. sometimes almost sounding like a dog barking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2023 09:14 PM (r46W7)

194 190 More like, 'never let a crises go to waste'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

Maybe sometimes you have to create a crisis
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 09:12 PM (PrglK)

Sicknik died... they then used his death to create the 'perception' of a crises...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:14 PM (oHd/0)

195 192 Precious Democracy sounds like a comic book character. A black comic book character.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Tricksy Republicanses, stealing our Precious!
Posted by: Gollum at March 07, 2023 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

Annndddd... Lori Lightfoot has entered the thread....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

196 Precious Democracy sounds like a comic book character. A black comic book character.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Could be a DK's song, an outtake from "Bedtime for Democracy".

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2023 09:15 PM (KAi1n)

197 I never paid much attention to Sean Hannity; he's always come off as something of a tryhard. That one show he did with Alan Colmes was okay I suppose; two erudite, out-and-proud partisans debating stuff is probably as close as any news program has ever gotten to actually being somewhat unbiased.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:15 PM (PZvjL)

198 Whooooooooo loves you?

Posted by: The Owl up top at March 07, 2023 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)

199 Annndddd... Lori Lightfoot has entered the thread....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:15 PM (oHd/0)

Shudder

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

200 194 190 More like, 'never let a crises go to waste'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:10 PM (oHd/0)

Maybe sometimes you have to create a crisis
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 07, 2023 09:12 PM (PrglK)

Sicknik died... they then used his death to create the 'perception' of a crises...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:14 PM
Now do Ashli Babbitt, Roseann Boyland, Kevin Greeson, and Benjamin Phillips.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:16 PM (MF3yS)

201 Try living within hearing range of peafowl at the zoo. Ugh.
Posted by: SFGoth

Second place, behind pandas, for proving Darwin is full of crap. Annoying the entire rest of the animal kingdom does not sound like a trait of "the fittest" to me.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

202 His name should be Claude Hannity. Just my opinion.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:17 PM (eGTCV)

203 Now do Ashli Babbitt, Roseann Boyland, Kevin Greeson, and Benjamin Phillips.
Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:16 PM (MF3yS)

/stops singing....

Oh... sorry... couldn't hear the preaching over the choir...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:18 PM (oHd/0)

204 H-A-N-N-I-T-Y, Claude, spells Hannity, Claude.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:20 PM (MF3yS)

205 198 that is what Owlbert yells every night.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 09:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

206 Hmmm, I wonder what Jello Biafra thinks of things these days or if his hardcore punk lyric-writing days were just the same bullshit he railed against.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 07, 2023 09:20 PM (KAi1n)

207 It also seem the deep state has move from being somewhat right wing and globalist in 1963 to hard left and globalist.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:20 PM (eGTCV)

208 I think men should return to wearing hats and I don't mean baseball caps or stocking caps.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

209 What we have now is what the hippies were bitching about in the 60s. Ironic, that.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:23 PM (MF3yS)

210 I'm sorry. I'm babbling.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:23 PM (eGTCV)

211 209 What we have now is what the hippies were bitching about in the 60s. Ironic, that.
Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:23 PM (MF3yS)

That those who whined the most about The Man turned out to be the manniest Man that ever manned once they had the power is definitely not lost on me.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:24 PM (PZvjL)

212 Democracy!!!

Posted by: When you really mean Socialism at March 07, 2023 09:25 PM (Xrfse)

213 208 I think men should return to wearing hats and I don't mean baseball caps or stocking caps.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:22 PM
I have fedoras, panamas, straws, sombreros, and western hats. Still wear ballcaps most of the time.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:25 PM (MF3yS)

214 Are anti communist allowed under the law today?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:25 PM (eGTCV)

215 I'm sorry. I'm babbling.

Babble on.

https://youtu.be/zI_SBAkdKzc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 09:26 PM (Bd6X8)

216 208 I think a return to dressing sharp would be nice and may have the consequence of people acting more serious when being serious is in order.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 09:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

217 I think men should return to wearing hats and I don't mean baseball caps or stocking caps.

I'd love that, but the only guys wearing hats right now are doucheknot hipsters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:27 PM (0hOvj)

218 If the said dressing sharp also includes a return of swords as functional jewelry, I'm all for it!

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:27 PM (PZvjL)

219 217 I think men should return to wearing hats and I don't mean baseball caps or stocking caps.

I'd love that, but the only guys wearing hats right now are doucheknot hipsters
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:27 PM (0hOvj)

Good point

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:28 PM (eGTCV)

220 I think a return to dressing sharp would be nice and may have the consequence of people acting more serious when being serious is in order.
Posted by: Piper

That would be nice, wouldn't it? Instead, I have to view adults wearing their freaking pajamas down to the free breakfast at the Hampton Inn.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 09:28 PM (qoGsy)

221 I'm sorry. I'm babbling.

Babble on.

https://youtu.be/zI_SBAkdKzc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 07, 2023 09:26 PM (Bd6X

Sing my song.

https://youtu.be/LzGBQerkvWs

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 07, 2023 09:29 PM (PyOKD)

222 218 If the said dressing sharp also includes a return of swords as functional jewelry, I'm all for it!
Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:27 PM (PZvjL)

Yes

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

223 208 I think men should return to wearing hats and I don't mean baseball caps or stocking caps.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

Even with a full head of hair, I have a hat on almost every time I leave the house.

Most often one of my many Unit Ballcaps from the Navy, but in inclement weather? one of my Cowboy hats.

Can't do the Fedora thing... although I'd like to, they were co-opted by the Metrosexuals years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

224 222 218 If the said dressing sharp also includes a return of swords as functional jewelry, I'm all for it!
Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:27 PM (PZvjL)

Yes
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

As a long time historic fencer..... I'm in.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

225 I have to view adults wearing their freaking pajamas down to the free breakfast at the Hampton Inn.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 09:28 PM (qoGsy)

Would a robe make it better? I've got a nice robe.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (AwYPR)

226 Can't do the Fedora thing... although I'd like to, they were co-opted by the Metrosexuals years ago.

yeah, same. One of these days I'll get an Open Road stetson like Raylan wore on Justified. Kind of a half fedora/half cowboy hat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:31 PM (0hOvj)

227
Can't do the Fedora thing... although I'd like to, they were co-opted by the Metrosexuals years ago.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

Maybe a bowler? The John Steed look

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

228 220 I think a return to dressing sharp would be nice and may have the consequence of people acting more serious when being serious is in order.
Posted by: Piper

That would be nice, wouldn't it? Instead, I have to view adults wearing their freaking pajamas down to the free breakfast at the Hampton Inn.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 09:28 PM
I'd like to know what wearing socks and bedroom slippers out in public is all about. I mean, I know it's a statement, but is the statement 'I'm a slovenly useless bastard'?

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:32 PM (MF3yS)

229 220 I never understood this, and I say that as a person who lives in leggings. When I was an exec, I dressed the part. As a barre studio owner, I dress the part. But I wouldn’t wear my PJs in public!

I also believe I was born at the wrong time, I would love to wear either 50’s dresses or go way back to the Gibson girl era.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

230 Maybe a bowler? The John Steed look

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

Odd Job.

Posted by: BignJames at March 07, 2023 09:33 PM (AwYPR)

231 I'd have no hesitation in wearing a bowler if Emma Peel was on my arm.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:33 PM (eGTCV)

232 I've been cutting and dragging brush this morning, and moving appliances around this afternoon. I. Am. Done.

Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:35 PM (MF3yS)

233 I'd like to know what wearing socks and bedroom slippers out in public is all about. I mean, I know it's a statement, but is the statement 'I'm a slovenly useless bastard'?
Posted by: Eromero at March 07, 2023 09:32 PM (MF3yS)

I hate that. Hell, I sometimes work at home, but I always get dressed, and put on my shoes, as if I were going to the office. Damned if I ever work in my jammies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:35 PM (UQUAY)

234 On hats... one time a Friend and I were flying to a yuge Sword fighting event in Pennsylvania... from San Francisco... we were going to be there for 10 days...

So swords in the travel case... clothes... OK... but everyone there camps onsite and dresses appropriately while there (think private Ren Faire with actual fighting events). Well, the one thing we couldn't figure out how to pack, were our Swashbuckler Hats... sooooooo.... after a few Capt. Morgans...

Told my friend, I'd fly in costume if he would.... so... we flew from San Fran Airport, in full on Swashbuckler costumes. Cracked me up because in San Fran, even when we were sitting in the bar waiting for our flight... no one would really look at us... but when we got one the plane and into Penn? People wanted pictures.

We later joked that in San Fran? they just thought we made a really cute couple.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:36 PM (oHd/0)

235 This is how I'd like to dress, but with the Open Road mentioned above, in black.

But I mean, I can't afford a tailored 3 piece suit with an overcoat to begin with and even if I could where the heck would I wear it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:37 PM (0hOvj)

236 Everyone has a different definition of what it means to "make it." For some people, it's a mansion and a Lambo. For me, it's a nice little house with a gas range. The gas range was always important to me. Mostly for it's utility. But partly because it's a luxury I could never afford before.

I know it's a small, silly thing. But if the US government ever tries to take it from me, it's gonna be headline news.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2023 09:37 PM (oINRc)

237 231 I'd have no hesitation in wearing a bowler if Emma Peel was on my arm.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:33 PM (eGTCV)

Valie Point, good Sir! May I punch your Man Card for you?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

238 yeah, same. One of these days I'll get an Open Road stetson like Raylan wore on Justified. Kind of a half fedora/half cowboy hat

Haha, I have 4 Stetson open roads. Inspired by Jacky Gleason in Smoky and the Bandit.

Youuuuuu sumbitch ! I'm gonna bbq yo ass !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 07, 2023 09:38 PM (G12r1)

239 Maybe a bowler? The John Steed look

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

Odd Job.
Posted by: BignJames

Droogs

Posted by: RhubarbRanch at March 07, 2023 09:38 PM (l5ftB)

240 I also believe I was born at the wrong time, I would love to wear either 50’s dresses or go way back to the Gibson girl era.

You can get 50s dresses today and they still look amazing, but the Gibson girl stuff will cost you. And you have to find a stylist to get you that upswept Gibson Girl hair.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:39 PM (0hOvj)

241 But I mean, I can't afford a tailored 3 piece suit with an overcoat to begin with and even if I could where the heck would I wear it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:37 PM (0hOvj)

After a Wedding in Denver once... me and a couple friends wore our 3 Piece Suits... into a Biker Bar.

We actually got bought a couple of drinks...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:39 PM (oHd/0)

242 I wear ball caps, mostly to reduce the risk of skull cancer (bald? yes, we much). I have not yet found a real hat that suits my bullet head and Santa Claus face. But I always uncover in restaurants. Old Army habit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:39 PM (UQUAY)

243 I wear a fedora type, but a broader brim, not a trilby. If I could get a slouch hat I would do that but I have what I could find and afford. I suppose I could get an aussie style and try to reblock it.
Normally though I wear a ball cap because it is easier to wash out after I sweat in it all day.

When I was working in an office I would wear an oxford shirt and slacks, and during Covid while I was one of the few working in office instead of at home, I would wear a suit jacket too. No ties, because I hate ties. I have a surprising number of sports jackets

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

244 I also believe I was born at the wrong time, I would love to wear either 50’s dresses or go way back to the Gibson girl era.
Posted by: Piper

This is you, isn't it?

https://is.gd/BOKi2T

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 09:40 PM (qoGsy)

245 No hats for me, shit no. I might think about a spartan helmet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2023 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

246 Not a lot of hipsters are wearing true fedoras with the wide brim. Most are in porkpie hats around here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:42 PM (0hOvj)

247 When I was working in an office I would wear an oxford shirt and slacks, and during Covid while I was one of the few working in office instead of at home, I would wear a suit jacket too. No ties, because I hate ties. I have a surprising number of sports jackets
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

I taught IT for years... Microsoft stuff. Normally wore a tie except on Fridays. I've got over 100 ties.... mainly because everyone figured out it was an easy gift to give me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:43 PM (oHd/0)

248 But I mean, I can't afford a tailored 3 piece suit with an overcoat to begin with and even if I could where the heck would I wear it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Seriously. Where I live now a collared shirt is considered formalwear.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2023 09:43 PM (qoGsy)

249 244 just shorter! 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

250 We actually got bought a couple of drinks

Every biker's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:44 PM (0hOvj)

251 I like my air conditioning and video games, but I do rather think I'd get along quite well in the age of dueling and arranged marriages.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:44 PM (PZvjL)

252 If I ever got a real hat, it would have to be wide brim. If I wore a bowler or a pork pie hat, I would look like Elmer Fudd in the older Loony Tunes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:45 PM (UQUAY)

253 If I ever got a real hat, it would have to be wide brim. If I wore a bowler or a pork pie hat, I would look like Elmer Fudd in the older Loony Tunes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:45 PM (UQUAY)

Aussie Chindit hat. Thats the shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2023 09:46 PM (VwHCD)

254 Can't do the Fedora thing... although I'd like to, they were co-opted by the Metrosexuals years ago.
Posted by: Romeo13

You could wear a Homburg, and correct the metrosexuals when they call it a fedora.

If it's good enough for Churchill.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

255 I taught IT for years... Microsoft stuff. Normally wore a tie except on Fridays. I've got over 100 ties.... mainly because everyone figured out it was an easy gift to give me.

Yeah I was awestruck by Joel's tie collection. Dozens of them, in all styles and colors and types. Scores. Nobody wears ties anymore really, in our family. I mean my cousin is a welder, my only living brother is a theater pub manager, I work at home writing and illustrating. But boy did he have a collection, because same deal in IT department at State Farm: ties every day except Friday and I think he wore one anyway.

By the way Reese's Peanut Butter Cups has a new "plant based" version coming out. I guess I am just confused, I thought peanut butter and chocolate WAS plant based. Are the cups made from steak or something??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:47 PM (0hOvj)

256 249 244 just shorter! 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

/channels Joey from Friends...

How You doin...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:47 PM (oHd/0)

257
Re hats. I've always wanted a "Hi-Roller", otherwise known as the Ronnie Van Zandt hat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at March 07, 2023 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)

258 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:42 PM (0hOvj)

My brother-in-law gave me a suede newsboy hat. I really wanted to wear it but, alas, my skull is too small for it to fit on even the smallest setting so I had to give the hat away on one of our moves. I think it would have been cute though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 09:48 PM (nC+QA)

259 His name should be Claude Hannity. Just my opinion.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Because he's shocked~! shocked~! to find gambling in this establishment?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 09:49 PM (jzzG8)

260 When I told my wife she looked cute in a baseball cap she thought I was making fun of her. Sad.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

261 I think it would have been cute though.

At a rakish angle

By the way, Joel had a collection of 1 carat gems of all sorts, like 10-15 of them. I asked at the local jewelry store and they aren't interested. I have no idea what to do with them other than put them in a treasure chest and drink lots of rum

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (0hOvj)

262 By the way Reese's Peanut Butter Cups has a new "plant based" version coming out. I guess I am just confused, I thought peanut butter and chocolate WAS plant based. Are the cups made from steak or something??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Vegan, not vegetarian. The real ones use "milk" chocolate.

Posted by: The Bovine Liberation Front at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (P1f+c)

263 254 Can't do the Fedora thing... although I'd like to, they were co-opted by the Metrosexuals years ago.
Posted by: Romeo13

You could wear a Homburg, and correct the metrosexuals when they call it a fedora.

If it's good enough for Churchill.....
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2023 09:46 PM (P1f+c)

Well, I do have a replica distressed hat from the 43rd Virginia Cav Regiment... you know... Moseby's Raiders? which I have worn in public... because most Americans are so Historically illiterate, that I can get away with it. (had 5 of the Family in the Raiders, another in 1st Va Cav.).

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (oHd/0)

264 259 His name should be Claude Hannity. Just my opinion.
Posted by: N. Lurker

Because he's shocked~! shocked~! to find gambling in this establishment?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 07, 2023 09:49 PM (jzzG

Snort.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:51 PM (eGTCV)

265 Much that gets forwarded to the wife later

But is there anyone who can argue Mitch McConnell should not be fucked sideways up the ass with a Sawzall?

Posted by: JEM at March 07, 2023 09:51 PM (8erNz)

266 I'm too young to have ever known a time when ties weren't a rarity in the workplace. Hell, even C-levels had mostly ditched them when I entered the workforce in the aftermath of 2008.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:52 PM (PZvjL)

267 When I told my wife she looked cute in a baseball cap she thought I was making fun of her. Sad.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

aww. Women in ball caps are super cute.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:52 PM (UQUAY)

268 I like wearing neckties.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:53 PM (eGTCV)

269 I'm too young to have ever known a time when ties weren't a rarity in the workplace.

I'm old enough to remember when execs kept a bottle of bourbon in the desk drawer, everyone smoked, and the guys smacked the secretary on the rear end when she left the room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:53 PM (0hOvj)

270 Back in the day of my past years youth...

I wore no hat because...

My curly brown hair was...Spectacular and a woman magnate...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 09:54 PM (J00IM)

271 My curly brown hair was...Spectacular and a woman magnate...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 09:54 PM (J00IM)

The life of a woman magnate must be amazing.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:55 PM (eGTCV)

272 I have a few nice neckties and shirts, but zero sport coats. And no suit. Nary a suit in my closet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:55 PM (UQUAY)

273 Piper same here. I should have been a young lady in the 40's. I love the fashion of that era. I also love that time in America.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at March 07, 2023 09:55 PM (wagHN)

274 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (0hOvj)

It's a shame he didn't note if he'd had a particular plan for the gems. Any chance they were intended as a family "birthday stone" item for your mom or something?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 09:56 PM (nC+QA)

275 My curly brown hair was...Spectacular and a woman magnate...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 09:54 PM (J00IM)

Like David Koresh?

I make joke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (UQUAY)

276 Any chance they were intended as a family "birthday stone" item for your mom or something?

I believe they were gifts from a lady friend.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (0hOvj)

277 266 I'm too young to have ever known a time when ties weren't a rarity in the workplace. Hell, even C-levels had mostly ditched them when I entered the workforce in the aftermath of 2008.
Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 09:52 PM (PZvjL)

At one point, I KNEW I was going to be 'downsized'... even though I was the senior trainer who had hired most of the others.... well... I spent those last 2 weeks wearing all my obnoxious ties.

Three Stooges? have 2. Loony Toons? Many. My last day? Marvin the Martian.... a la Paige... ie... Black Silk Marvin the Martian tie, Black Slacks, Black Silk Shirt... and this was when I still had my Long Grey Pony Tail, and Goatee (note, I'm 6 ft, 225 lbs, and have always been in fairly good shape).

The boss who was supposed to tell me I was 'let go'? Would not even meet with me...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (oHd/0)

278 It used to be that my favourite travel souvenir was a necktie representing the country I was visiting. For instance I have a tie with St Andrews Cross and another representing the pre-Colombian culture of Colombia.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (eGTCV)

279 magnet

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 09:58 PM (J00IM)

280 By the way, Joel had a collection of 1 carat gems of all sorts, like 10-15 of them. I asked at the local jewelry store and they aren't interested. I have no idea what to do with them other than put them in a treasure chest and drink lots of rum
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:50 PM (0hOvj)

Go to a couple of coin shops, and try some of the watch repair places. A lot of them like to have stuff like that on the side. If nothing else they will give you an estimate of what they would pay for them.
Jewelry makers might be more interested in it than a retail shop, some of the chain places have their own jewelers and sources and don't have any ability to buy outside of their contracts.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 09:58 PM (xhaym)

281 Worth a shot. Unfortunately they don't have any paperwork showing authenticity, so I'd have to get them assessed, which probably costs more than they're worth

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 07, 2023 09:59 PM (0hOvj)

282 272 I have a few nice neckties and shirts, but zero sport coats. And no suit. Nary a suit in my closet.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 09:55 PM (UQUAY)

I do have a suit, but it's not a very good one. I'm just old (school) enough to think that one should wear a suit to job interviews. I'm apparently going to Europe on a serious business trip later in the year, and I need to find out more about the expected dress code and whether suits are going to be a thing. Answer's probably no, but best to make sure before embarrassing myself in a room full of corpo types.

Posted by: CppThis at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (PZvjL)

283 I like wearing neckties.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:53 PM (eGTCV)

I took the collar off of a number of my shirts because they got worn (One does not casually turn a Nordstrom or a Brooks Bros. shirt into dusters) and I like that they gave me an excuse not to wear a tie.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (xhaym)

284 275

Service point PUG...

Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (J00IM)

285 279 magnet
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 07, 2023 09:58 PM (J00IM)

Woman magnate sounds better than woman magnet.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (eGTCV)

286 Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (eGTCV)

My favorite tie is my clan's tartan, wool. And I have my clan's crest as a tie pin.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (UQUAY)

287 ONT!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 07, 2023 10:00 PM (PyOKD)

288 I like wearing neckties.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:53 PM (eGTCV)

Tying ties is a wifely duty I never learned. John (late, first) Husband knew how, maybe he'd learned in scouts, and we just got Son clip-ons when he was little and needed one.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 07, 2023 10:01 PM (nC+QA)

289 Posted by: N. Lurker at March 07, 2023 09:57 PM (eGTCV)

Nice.... I used to have a collection of money from whatever country I visited. Just small bills... but as a US Navy Retiree? it was a lot of countries.

'Disappeared' about the time I kicked the Ex wife out, but did not realize it was gone for a couple of years...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 07, 2023 10:02 PM (oHd/0)

290 My suggestion for you all, if you need a sports jacket, go to Goodwill or St. Vinnies thrift shops. It will take a while, but you will find one you like that fits you. Also a tailor shop will modify a suit jacket that almost fits you to fit you like it was made for you far cheaper than buying one at Men's Wearhouse

It sounds cold, but really, dead men only need one suit, and the rest go for knockdown prices.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2023 10:06 PM (xhaym)

291 They take full grown cats and she was a tiny little puppy at the time and they could have taken her in a second. I would stand out there with a flashlight until she would come back in the house.

The Owl would have appreciated you illuminating the target, had it seen your puppy. I've noticed Owls perch on top of streetlamps to do do their hunting.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 07, 2023 10:09 PM (vt1Qg)

292 273 Piper same here. I should have been a young lady in the 40's. I love the fashion of that era. I also love that time in America.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Maybe we can build on Nurse’s cruise idea and do a theme night where we wear something from an era that speaks to us!

Or we can talk about it a lot! 🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2023 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

293 I am making $90 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (bXYvX)

294 You can add me to all those that have previously stated anything about NOT signing in to instagram.
I'm not going there for any video.

Posted by: Kafiroon at March 08, 2023 11:59 AM (A3imk)

295 Snowy Owl

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