Anti-Shoplifting Vigilante Hero Arises in Portland

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Some recent news out of Portland:

Walmart will close two stores in Portland -- both of their remaining stores -- laying off 580 workers.

I mentioned the other day that the hyperpolitical, now leftwing corporation Walmart refused to admit they were closing their Washington, DC store due to rampant shoplifting. They again refuse to admit that the Portland stores are being closed due to the Democrats' making theft-at-scale effectively legal.

Walmart told state and local officials today in writing it would close two Portland stores, one in Hayden Meadows that employs 201 workers and one at 4200 Southeast 82nd Avenue that employs 379 workers.
Employees were informed of the closures today and were told the stores would close March 24, with all employees terminated June 2.
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Walmart did not cite a reason for the closures.

Although Walmart refuses to admit they're closing some of these stores due to Democratic indulgence of mass banditry, back in December 2022, their CEO predicted they might start raising prices and closing stores due to rampant shoplifting.

Walmart stores across the U.S. are grappling with an uptick in shoplifting that could lead to higher prices and closed stores if the problem persists, Walmart CEO Doug McMillon said Tuesday.
"Theft is an issue. It's higher than what it has historically been," he told CNBC's "Squawk Box."
"We've got safety measures, security measures that we've put in place by store location. I think local law enforcement being staffed and being a good partner is part of that equation, and that's normally how we approach it," McMillon said.

Nike closes down in Portland, due to Portland Defunding the Police and setting the thieves upon them like locusts upon the fields.

Incredibly, Portland's antifa-loving mayor Ted Wheeler begged Nike to reopen. Nike asked in reply for Portland to finally assign enough police to the store to stop the rampant looting. Nike offered to pay for the extra police.

Ted Wheeler said "No."

No -- he just wants them to reopen, and accept that teams of bandits will be stealing all of their merchandise every week.

In fact, he said that it's up to Nike to stop the shoplifting, not his police.

Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has asked Nike to reopen its shuttered community store in Northeast Portland "on a limited basis," even though he says the city can't meet the company's request to detail off-duty police officers to provide security.
In his message to company executives, the mayor also revealed two broader strategies he thinks could help the sneaker giant and retailers like it minimize shoplifting...

Second, a plea for Nike and other retailers to do more on their own to prevent and help prosecute retail theft.
Wheeler outlined his proposal in a letter last week, in which he reiterated some of the reasons behind the city's dismal police staffing numbers and challenges clearing a backlog of new recruits who have yet to complete required training.
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Wheeler's offers to Nike remain a far cry from what the storied Oregon company said it needs to keep the doors open at its longtime retail outpost in the city's historically Black Albina neighborhood.
Nike had offered to cover the cost of officers that would be assigned to guard its factory store on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, which it says has been riddled with crime and therefore mostly closed to the public for months.
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Wheeler, who serves as police commissioner, confirmed in his letter to Nike that no Portland business benefits from the program these days.
"PPB does not currently have the capacity to offer secondary employment to any private business in the city," he wrote.

Wheeler's plan is for Nike to 1, instruct their own private security guards to capture and detain thieves, and then 2, bring charges against them.

Bringing charges against them does nothing, because Portland DAs and judges will just set them free.

So having someone's private guards execute violent arrests accomplishes nothing except opening up Nike to huge lawsuits, which they'll of course lose because Portland is pro-criminal, as well as retributive riots, lootings, and arsons at their store.

Meanwhile, squatters are terrorizing property owners.

'I felt safer in downtown Saigon during Vietnam': Moment squatters terrorizing Portland family almost set their home on fire as city battles to deal with 6,600 homeless people across 700 encampments
Jacob Adams' property was set on fire by squatters next door twice in one day
Squatters in the vacant home have also stole from the Adams family
Adams has caught his unwanted neighbors overdosing and taking drugs
By Vanessa Serna For Dailymail.Com

A family in Portland is being terrorized by squatters who have set up camp next door and even set their property on fire.
Jacob and Beth Adams live next door to an abandoned home that has been taken over by several homeless people.
The couple has caught the homeless people overdosing and stealing from their backyard - but said the final straw was when the group set their property on fire.
'There are fires that have been happening off and on. Major ones. This recent one actually came and set our property on fire,' Jacob told Fox12.
The Adams' official neighbor, who is a Vietnam veteran, echoed his concern, adding that the squatters have made his living situation worse than his military deployment in Vietnam.
'I felt safer when I was walking around in downtown Saigon when I was in Vietnam than I do here in Portland,' Armand Martens, 83, told the news outlet.

And now, a hero arises.

Very rarely do you see anyone actively stop, or even try to stop, some of these shoplifters.
However, one mystery woman in Portland has quickly gathered a reputation as a shoplifter's worst nightmare. At this time, it's still a mystery what her name is or what craft store she worked at, but her TikTok alias goes under the handle "bworrrd" but lists her name as "B Word."
Her TikTok has only three videos uploaded, but each of them has sailed past one million views, including her first one which has a whopping 8.7 million. In each of them, the hero woman is seen stopping shoplifting women and commanding them to drop their stolen items, sometimes forcefully if need be.
The first video shows a pink-haired woman being confronted for stuffing her canvas bag full of stolen items. Initially, she agrees to give the items back but it's clear that she's intent on walking out with most of the items. "B Word" isn't having it and forcefully grabs the bag. During the scuffle, a woman threatens to call the police on "B Word" to which she replies "call them right now."

For some reason her TikTok account has been suspended.

I'll bet you they're claiming that her videos "glorify violence against marginalized groups." You know -- filthy disgusting thieves.

I could only find this copy of one her videos:

This is how to deal with shoplifters pic.twitter.com/OS6YnNs9mw
— E (@ElijahSchaffer) March 6, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 04:50 PM

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1 Comes a man...er, woman.

Posted by: Comes the time at March 08, 2023 04:50 PM (YdDJ9)

2 "he said that it's up to Nike to stop the shoplifting, not his police."

When the retailer does that, he gets vilified for profiling, etc. See Gibson's Bakery for example.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 08, 2023 04:51 PM (MvF+J)

3 "And now, a hero arises."

She'll get shanked before the year is out.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 08, 2023 04:52 PM (MvF+J)

4 That lady deserves a raise!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 04:53 PM (EDRcs)

5 The good woman arrested by Portland police in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 08, 2023 04:54 PM (i+mOk)

6 Nike closed their giant downtown store a year or so ago in Seattle for the very same reason.

What we can only conclude is the management at Nike is racist, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 08, 2023 04:55 PM (i+mOk)

7 growing up on the gulf coast, we used to have signs after hurricanes: "Looters will be shot"

just saying

Posted by: brak at March 08, 2023 04:55 PM (j5Tg0)

8 That hero woman has some developed calves

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (bs+z0)

9 I love how the pink haired shoplifter says "This isn't right..." before she leaves without her booty.
What kind of twisted thinking gives you the right to steal?

Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (jTmQV)

10 The only way to stop thieves is to terminate the behavior.
IYKWIMAISYD

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (EDRcs)

11 In her case, maybe a woman really can be a man.

Posted by: jdgalt1 at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (3SFo/)

12 Nike and WalMart should stay open, but only carry books.

Posted by: x at March 08, 2023 04:58 PM (ZBPE2)

13 Not many morons here so I nooded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 04:58 PM (EDRcs)

14 First, there were fast-food establishments utilizing machines and robots, rather than hiring human employees ... Now, there are stores like the one described at this link which has no checkout (customers cannot even enter the building without using their Amazon-linked credit card): https://tinyurl.com/4d58vefe

Posted by: Kathy at March 08, 2023 04:59 PM (JklXp)

15 They are not "homeless."
That is a false euphemism to invoke sympathy, as if they are helpless victims.

They a vagrants and bums.

They are not there in the streets by accident-- they are there by choice.

The amount of money we spend on "homelessness" could buy every vagrant and bum a rural 2 bedroom house.
Which they would destroy in purpose and though neglect before going right back to where they were--getting drunk, high and living on handouts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (1Gm0O)

16 self service shopping in blue zones will go the way of the dodo

Posted by: x at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (ZBPE2)

17 >>> 9 I love how the pink haired shoplifter says "This isn't right..." before she leaves without her booty.
What kind of twisted thinking gives you the right to steal?
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (jTmQV)

"We have no idea!" -- 100-odd years of commie BS in the schools, the fakenews, and the so-called 'intel' agencies

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (llON8)

18 I wonder what Corporal Hicks would have to say about Portland?

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (t4fCu)

19 No -- he just wants them to reopen, and accept that teams of bandits will be stealing all of their merchandise every week.

In fact, he said that it's up to Nike to stop the shoplifting, not his police.
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Okay. Does Wheeler *really* want to go down this road? Because when a government declares - either through formal declaration or through inaction or because of the inability to act - "we are unable to provide for common security and it is up to the individual and individual businesses to provide their own security," that is a hallmark - perhaps *the* hallmark - of a failed state.

And where that leads is private armies contracting out to provide security services to the wealthy people and corporations while the honest (or largely honest) but non-rich citizens wage routine gun battles with bandits. Then your state collapses into Mad Max conditions that end when one of those private armies or a group of citizens manages to stabilize conditions (usually through the means of shedding enough blood) and ends up holding power.

Ted Wheeler is openly declaring that Portland is a failed state.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

20
Keep Portland Weird!

A low bar, indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:01 PM (WmGrA)

21 Nike had offered to cover the cost of officers that would be assigned to guard its factory store on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, which it says has been riddled with crime and therefore mostly closed to the public for months.

I got nothin'. We have a similarly named boulevard in my AO. Worst place to be just about anytime, day or night. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 05:01 PM (Xrfse)

22 Everyone needs to give minorities space to shoplift!

Posted by: Every Democrat at March 08, 2023 05:01 PM (AMIL/)

23 Saw that video on twitter the other day. Some commenters there were on the side of the shoplifter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 05:01 PM (63Dwl)

24 Wheeler's plan is for Nike to 1, instruct their own private security guards to capture and detain thieves, and then 2, bring charges against them.

You ain't shitting. Only a fool would take a job as private security in a jurisdiction like that. May as well cut out the middleman and just shoot your own junk off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (ppBhU)

25 Barna: Only 4% of Americans now hold biblical worldview

A true and faithful biblical worldview among Americans appears to be teetering on the edge of extinction in our post-Covid world.

To be fair, it looked bad before Covid, but the first post-Covid study shows that the numbers have gotten much worse.

https://tinyurl.com/tpsjz36d

Posted by: SMH at living in a Romans 1 world at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (R3yp5)

26 Eventually there will be no retailers selling anything and then the US government will have to airlift in all the food and provisions needed by Portland, supplied by the taxpayer. Kinda like the Berlin airlift, only for drug addicts, homeless and mental defective liberals.

A communist paradise, for sure.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (6Tc2R)

27 Some said "nood heroine" on the previous thread and this isn't about Michelle Obama or free opioids?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (BpYfr)

28 Wheeler's offers to Nike remain a far cry from what the storied Oregon company said it needs to keep the doors open at its longtime retail outpost in the city's historically Black Albina neighborhood.

Apparently an ironic name for that neighborhood.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (GwxCX)

29 My GAF meter is unmoved.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (pwExq)

30 "Homeless" programs are make-work jobs and sinecures for the otherwise unemployable politically connected.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (1Gm0O)

31 'I felt safer in downtown Saigon during Vietnam': Moment squatters terrorizing Portland family almost set their home on fire as city battles to deal with 6,600 homeless people across 700 encampments
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The last time i spoke at length with my friend in Portland - 2020, I think - she had the solution to the "houselesness problem" in that city.

All you have to do is seize empty apartments from property speculators and put the "houseless" people into them. The speculators are causing harm through their gambling and the inventory they're holding would eliminate the "houselessness problem" and get people off the street.

It's simple, really.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (t0OGg)

32 Due to a fire, our building was gutted. While waiting to rebuild so we would be grandfathered regarding certain building ordinances, homeless gathered. In and around the vicinity. There were homeless prior also.

We asked the cops for help and their reply was we can pick them up at 10, they'll be released before 3 and will return passed off. Yiu sure you want us to do something?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 08, 2023 05:03 PM (NW9xb)

33 non-rich citizens wage routine gun battles with bandits.

Ted Wheeler is openly declaring that Portland is a failed state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I agree.
See my comment at #10.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:03 PM (EDRcs)

34
Ted Wheeler is openly declaring that Portland is a failed state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The quiet part out loud?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2023 05:03 PM (63Dwl)

35 That shoplifting was nothing compared to the height of the Burn Loot and Murder riots, where 20-30 criminals in hoodies and mask go in to an Apple Store and pick it clean in minutes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:03 PM (jTmQV)

36 For some reason her TikTok account has been suspended.
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Her video portrayed the everyday responsibility and willingness to tackle problems that once made this country great.

TikTok is actively opposed to any kind of American greatness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:03 PM (t0OGg)

37 Locusts dipped in honey are delicious.

Just ask John the Baptist.

I doubt thieves are very tasty at all even if you dip them in honey.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 08, 2023 05:04 PM (neqtN)

38 Nike had offered to cover the cost of officers that would be assigned to guard its factory store on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, which it says has been riddled with crime and therefore mostly closed to the public for months.

I think that there are city street naming algorithms that identify the most blighted and crime-ridden neighborhoods and flags the main drag going through those ganglands to be renamed MLK or Malcomb X.

It ends up being a public service to inform Normals that any enterprise on that street is going bankrupt, is a great venue to get mugged or raped, or has readily available drugs and whores.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 08, 2023 05:05 PM (39D9K)

39 That girl did not skip leg day!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:05 PM (GwxCX)

40 We have a lot of physically repulsive , emotionally wrecked weirdoes wandering about.

This is not the America of my youth.

When did this happen?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:05 PM (mR6Gs)

41 Ah, yes. Ted Wheeler. One of the few Persons of Penis in the world who can make Betx O'Rourke look manly by comparison..

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:05 PM (bW8dp)

42 All you have to do is seize empty apartments from property speculators and put the "houseless" people into them. The speculators are causing harm through their gambling and the inventory they're holding would eliminate the "houselessness problem" and get people off the street.

It's simple, really.

The Takings Clause?

Sure this plan complies with it, we're taking it just like the constitution says we can.

Posted by: many of your fellow citizens are in fact this dumb at March 08, 2023 05:06 PM (ppBhU)

43 My GAF meter is unmoved.

I fear that mine's broken. Nevertheless, I keep trying. Why? I don't know.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 05:06 PM (Xrfse)

44 >>Walmart will close two stores in Portland

I'm not seeing a problem here.

Posted by: Amazon at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (iiRb6)

45
Good for her. I hope some tranq-head needing dope money doesn't bite her face off, but that's a strong likelihood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (oINRc)

46 Ted Wheeler is openly declaring that Portland is a failed state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

Many cities, if not most, can be classified as "failed states." When the local government has forfeited their ability to maintain law and order, then citizens will revert to the normal behavior that has endured for thousands of years.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (BpYfr)

47 FAKE NEWS!!

NOBODY IS LIFTING A SHOP IN THESE VIDEOS!!

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (krQz2)

48 ++++
The last time i spoke at length with my friend in Portland - 2020, I think - she had the solution to the "houselesness problem" in that city.

All you have to do is seize empty apartments from property speculators and put the "houseless" people into them. The speculators are causing harm through their gambling and the inventory they're holding would eliminate the "houselessness problem" and get people off the street.

It's simple, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM

Your friend sounds like an idiot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (GwxCX)

49 23 yes, because these young socialist / communists haven’t a clue one how life really works. It’s super easy to say this while living at home with mom and dad. It’s when you need to actually deal with it first hand do you begin to realize your views might be wanting.

My favorite is the thought businesses all are filthy rich and can afford to let this happen but for greed. Even if this were so, what happens when everyone decides it’s not worth it to keep producing things, you know, work? We can all just sit around and set fire to each other’s shopping carts!

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

50 12 Nike and WalMart should stay open, but only carry books.
Posted by: x
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Good idea! Fuel for the barrel fires needed to keep a vital Dem voting bloc warm at night.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (qtuIV)

51
They are not "homeless."
That is a false euphemism to invoke sympathy, as if they are helpless victims.

In a similar fashion, those faced with paying off their student loan(s) debt are not helpless victims. They chose to enroll, they chose to accept aid in the form of loans, and they chose to pursue fields of study in which there was scant hope of them getting gainfully employed.

Pay your debts, chislers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

52 Walmart will close two stores in Portland

I'm not seeing a problem here.
Posted by: Amazon

You will when your drivers are all being stopped and your trucks emptied while out on deliveries.
And your air or robot delivery vehicles will be taken down and ripped apart for their goods as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:08 PM (EDRcs)

53 Good for her. I hope some tranq-head needing dope money doesn't bite her face off, but that's a strong likelihood.

Or that's what'll happen in prison, after the government prosecutes this "vigilante."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 08, 2023 05:08 PM (ppBhU)

54 Don't know if anybody posted this, but Tucker is on Glenn Beck's show today.

Tucker told Glenn that Glenn was the first person in the media to ask to see the tapes.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (krQz2)

55 Good for her. I hope some tranq-head needing dope money doesn't bite her face off, but that's a strong likelihood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (oINRc)

I imagine she's selective about who she approaches. Bet you she doesn't to stop a 6'7" dude with dreads.

Not taking away anything from her, but that's the reality

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (mR6Gs)

56 Many cities, if not most, can be classified as "failed states." When the local government has forfeited their ability to maintain law and order, then citizens will revert to the normal behavior that has endured for thousands of years.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (BpYfr)
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Right. And when it eventually stabilizes - and it does - it is under the rule of whoever can lift the heaviest pig. They don't plan it that way, but that's how it usually happens because the ones who consolidate power have to use violence to do so.

If left to their own devices, anyway. External conquest is also entirely possible when that happens. In the context of a city becoming a failed state, external conquest is usually in the form of the regional or national government sending the army to restore order.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (t0OGg)

57 > the main drag going through those ganglands to be renamed MLK or Malcomb X.

Back in the old days, the location of the "Lincoln" school was a sure tell, but he's a canceled white dude nowadays.

Oddly, MLK Boulevard here is a traffic bypass that connects two arterials through a section of swampland. There aren't even any buildings along it, much less a ghetto.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (bW8dp)

58 Chris Rock I believe said that if you were on any MLK named street in any city. You were in the shittiest part of town. He's not wrong.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (GwxCX)

59 It's simple, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM

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You know Keith Olbermann?

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)

60 Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (/9xEp)

61 12 Nike and WalMart should stay open, but only carry books.
Posted by: x
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Good idea! Fuel for the barrel fires needed to keep a vital Dem voting bloc warm at night.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Don't forget the work boots section!

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (WmGrA)

62 FAKE NEWS!!

NOBODY IS LIFTING A SHOP IN THESE VIDEOS!!
Posted by: Axeman

PAUL!
DON'T Sock the regulars!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (EDRcs)

63 This heroine lady -- she's still wearing a face diaper? And the store still has the stupid one-way signs on the floors?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)

64 Your friend sounds like an idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:07 PM (GwxCX)
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Sigh.

No. She's not actually stupid. She's just an ideological feminist socialist. She's more than smart enough to know better, she's down with the cause. Or she was. Maybe the last few years of Portland-dwelling has changed things. I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (t0OGg)

65 People must provide their own protection? Remind me again why we are required to pay taxes?

Posted by: Justin Case at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (Dgh6p)

66 You will when your drivers are all being stopped and your trucks emptied while out on deliveries.
And your air or robot delivery vehicles will be taken down and ripped apart for their goods as well.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:08 PM (EDRcs)

I'm surprised this hasn't become a thing yet. I see a lot of amazon trucks driving with their doors open

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)

67 Blue city Failed--or soon to be failed--City

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)

68 You know Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)
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Is that an Olbermann hobby horse, too?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:11 PM (t0OGg)

69 "Tucker told Glenn that Glenn was the first person in the media to ask to see the tapes."

Not surprising. I think they'd like to see them but they're scared.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:11 PM (gLRfa)

70
Lori Lightfoot got 16pc of Democrat votes in her primary, but Ted Wheeler has waged war on his city even more effectively than she did and got re-elected.

So... Portland: you need to take a good, hard look at yourselves.

When Chicago Democrats are smarter than you...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:11 PM (oINRc)

71 KJP. The Nike store closing is worse than the civil war!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 08, 2023 05:11 PM (GwxCX)

72 She's not actually stupid. She's just an ideological feminist socialist.

make up your mind

Posted by: x at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (ZBPE2)

73 If left to their own devices, anyway. External conquest is also entirely possible when that happens. In the context of a city becoming a failed state, external conquest is usually in the form of the regional or national government sending the army to restore order.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:09 PM (t0OGg)
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I don't see the U.S. Government, as currently constructed, as willing to send in the National Guard to restore order. Certainly not on FJB's watch. Even a Republican president like Trump would have a very difficult time trying to make it happen, despite there being ample cause to do so. We've already seen that in his first term.

The cities will burn.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (BpYfr)

74 Guys, guys, all of this is unprecedented, completely unpredictable. Nobody could have ever seen this coming.

I mean, and it's Whitey's fault, too. And Trump. Yeah, fuck that guy in larticular.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (vt1Qg)

75 FAKE NEWS!!

NOBODY IS LIFTING A SHOP IN THESE VIDEOS!!
Posted by: Axeman

PAUL!
DON'T Sock the regulars!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (EDRcs)
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Funny thing. I was actually thinking of putting Paul's handle on it.

And then wondered if he was regular enough to invite discipline.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (krQz2)

76 Why are they still wearing masks?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (uNylN)

77 And Trump. Yeah, fuck that guy in larticular.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (vt1Qg)
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Where?

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (krQz2)

78 Last election, Portland chose for mayor the incompetent crypto-commie over the out-and-proud mass-murderer loving commie.

Yay?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (2hlEI)

79 No. She's not actually stupid. She's just an ideological feminist socialist.

Aren't they one and the same?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (Xrfse)

80 I don't see the U.S. Government, as currently constructed, as willing to send in the National Guard to restore order. Certainly not on FJB's watch. Even a Republican president like Trump would have a very difficult time trying to make it happen, despite there being ample cause to do so. We've already seen that in his first term.

The cities will burn.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (BpYfr)
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Yup, as they have been.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (t0OGg)

81 A lot of us here like to talk about how and when it the shit is REALLY going to get bad.
I think it's going to get real hen the pendulum swings back and people demand that shoplifters and other troublemakers get arrested.

THAT's when it's going to hit.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)

82 Funny thing. I was actually thinking of putting Paul's handle on it.
Posted by: Axeman

I'd say great minds but, the qualifications seem to be lacking.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (EDRcs)

83 OT: Elon is roasting Cuck Schemer over the J6 tapes on Twitter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bW8dp)

84 Let the Shoplifter go. A few days before last Christmas, a young man was shot and killed by a shoplifter for trying to stop him. The dead employee's mother had lost two other children to car accidents two years before. I cannot imagine her grief. No product in any store is worth dying for

Posted by: jmel at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bVhJi)

85 All you have to do is seize empty apartments from property speculators and put the "houseless" people into them. The speculators are causing harm through their gambling and the inventory they're holding would eliminate the "houselessness problem" and get people off the street.

It's simple, really.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Americans in South East Asia and China would start disappearing leaving only ransom notes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (jzzG8)

86 It's an interesting situation.

The shoplifters aren't committing crimes iirc (under $900 or whatever), and Bword lady is detaining them and having them give up their possessions.

What a screwed up world we've allowed to develop.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (hLzXs)

87
Free shit = our democracy

Posted by: Auspex at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (MYkj1)

88 You know Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:10 PM (krQz2)
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Is that an Olbermann hobby horse, too?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:11 PM (t0OGg)
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Nah, I'm just reflecting on how he thought it would be "easy" for Disney to pick up a billion-dollar park and transport it to an island.

And somehow recoup all that money they aren't getting from vacation drivers.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (krQz2)

89 A lot of us here like to talk about how and when it the shit is REALLY going to get bad.
I think it's going to get real hen the pendulum swings back and people demand that shoplifters and other troublemakers get arrested.

THAT's when it's going to hit.
Posted by: JoeF.

There is a consensus around here that the moment the EBT cards stop working, the balloon goes up.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (WmGrA)

90 If drug addicted derelicts just decided to squat next to my house I would wait until they passed out, cover them in barbecue sauce and then unleash a couple of wolves

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (86mrV)

91 Conditions of criminals being let loose on the population isn't going to stop anytime soon. It will have to get very bad before it ends.

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 05:16 PM (xhxe8)

92 Brave, principled young lady. Hopefully, she won't wind up needing a go fund me account for her own defense.

Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 05:16 PM (GshMh)

93 That's not the Waffle House girl?

Posted by: InZona at March 08, 2023 05:16 PM (hcADD)

94 Why are they still wearing masks?

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Because that was the entire point of the virus. It allowed legal mask wearing everywhere so that the color revolution could more easily succeed.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (hLzXs)

95 Aren't they one and the same?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 05:13 PM (Xrfse)
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No. Foolish and childlike commitment to the grand ideal is not exactly the same thing as stupidity.

Take Elizabeth Warren as an example. Warren is *not* stupid. She's a very smart woman. She has a remarkable depth of knowledge in her field of interest and the ability to assess long-term trends and root-cause problems. She was the only Democrat in recent memory I had any hope for when she was getting started back in the late 90s or early aughts.

And look at what she does, day in and day out, with her position. She makes every problem worse. She centralizes more and more power. She does everything wrong, and is more than smart enough - as demonstrated by her own history - to know better. But she's committed to the grand ideal. If anything, she probably thinks that because she's so smart, *she* can make it work for the first time.

There's a reason I hate Warren so much. She's not a box of rocks like AOC. She can't blame it on being stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (t0OGg)

96 There is a consensus around here that the moment the EBT cards stop working, the balloon goes up.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (WmGrA

Uncle Sugar will never let that happen. EBT cards ARE the protection money keeping the remaining stores in those areas afloat.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (mR6Gs)

97 Even a Republican president like Trump would have a very difficult time trying to make it happen, despite there being ample cause to do so. We've already seen that in his first term.

The cities will burn.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:12 PM (BpYfr)

Even Trump was not willing to do it.

But Massachusetts called out the National Guard to take those illegal immigrants DeSantis sent to Martha's Vineyard tout suite.

You know how to fix it. VOTE HARDER.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (pwExq)

98 29 My GAF meter is unmoved.

Posted by: blaster at March 08, 2023 05:02 PM (pwExq)

https://tinyurl.com/2p9axphe

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (AMIL/)

99 Pink haired shoplifter will probably sue and will be given a large settlement.

Hero girl will be fired and locked up in jail.

Because it's Portland... and people are so brainwashed and f'd up that shoplifting is becoming normalized and pink haired girl is the VICTIM.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (NpAcC)

100 91 it has to hit those on Martha’s Vineyard.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

101 Americans in South East Asia and China would start disappearing leaving only ransom notes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (jzzG

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LOL

Yeah, probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (t0OGg)

102 OT: Elon is roasting Cuck Schemer over the J6 tapes on Twitter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bW8dp)
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Yeah, it kind of looks like Elon's gone full redpill on January 6.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (krQz2)

103 The other day I had to find a pair of scissors and a wire-cutter to liberate the cheapest hand-held shower fixture I could find at Home Depot (about $29). It's a routine I've had to go through a thousand times over the past 25 years or so, with a thousand other items I can't imagine being coveted by anyone. Every time, I mutter about the ubiquity of lowlife scum in our world. Every. Time.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (wzAuc)

104 No product in any store is worth dying for
Posted by: jmel at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bVhJi)
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This is a lesson shoplifters must also learn the hard way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (BpYfr)

105 I did a little happy dance around the room when I made my last school loan payment.

Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (tITEI)

106 There's a reason I hate Warren so much. She's not a box of rocks like AOC. She can't blame it on being stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (t0OGg)

AOC is a box of tits

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (mR6Gs)

107 Send Trump to Portland because his breath will deter the criminals!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at March 08, 2023 05:18 PM (KhL4V)

108 Elon is roasting Cuck Schemer over the J6 tapes on Twitter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bW8dp)

I always read that as Chuck Shemer

Posted by: InZona at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (hcADD)

109 Read this thing about NYC Asians sprinting to the "right".

January 6 could well be the demise of the Democratic party if they don't win.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (krQz2)

110 Brave, principled young lady. Hopefully, she won't wind up needing a go fund me account for her own defense.

Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 05:16 PM

Guarantee you that is that video was taken in a liberal city she will be facing charges of unlawful restraint at the very least. The prosecutor will probably toss in an assault charge as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (uNylN)

111 Uncle Sugar will never let that happen. EBT cards ARE the protection money keeping the remaining stores in those areas afloat.
Posted by: JoeF.

We shall see.

Posted by: CCP hackers - waiting for US digital currency at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (WmGrA)

112 Because they weren't trusted to nuke OMG Russia-Russia-Russia or North Dakota, or either one?
https://is.gd/4tbL9T

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (llON8)

113 37 Locusts dipped in honey are delicious.

Just ask John the Baptist.

I doubt thieves are very tasty at all even if you dip them in honey.
Posted by: Just Lily at March 08, 2023 05:04 PM (neqtN)

The state of California has determined that hobo meat contains cancer-causing chemicals.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (S1BF5)

114 Equity achieved!

Greg Price@greg_price11
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)

115 Warren may not be stupid but she is very dishonest and conniving. Trying to pass herself off as a Native American, looking like she does. The people who bought that lie *are* stupid, however.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:20 PM (jTmQV)

116 114 because all it means to be a woman is a dress! Maybe lipstick.

Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 05:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

117 There's a reason I hate Warren so much. She's not a box of rocks like AOC. She can't blame it on being stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (t0OGg)
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There is a stupidity that it takes a Ph.D. to achieve.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:20 PM (krQz2)

118 some of these daily shoplifters are probably selling their stolen stuff on Ebay. But then that might take too much effort, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (Cus5s)

119 Nice legs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (bzzlh)

120 >>> 96 There is a consensus around here that the moment the EBT cards stop working, the balloon goes up.
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 08, 2023 05:15 PM (WmGrA

Uncle Sugar will never let that happen. EBT cards ARE the protection money keeping the remaining stores in those areas afloat.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (mR6Gs)

Uncle Sugar is hiring more and more diversity hires.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (llON8)

121 Portland is also considering giving vagrants 1000 dollars a month guaranteed income.

Seattle should subsidize and increase X 3 and our vagrant population will move to portlandia.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (VWkrI)

122 Warren may not be stupid but she is very dishonest and conniving. Trying to pass herself off as a Native American, looking like she does. The people who bought that lie *are* stupid, however.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:20 PM (jTmQV)
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I had no idea she claimed to be an Indian until the controversy broke. That claim didn't even pass cursory examination - as in "I glanced at her for a second" cursory examination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (t0OGg)

123 Here's what gets me with the shoplifter in that video; completely unrepentant. No acknowledgement that stealing is wrong and illegal. The whining reminds me of a little child caught scarfing some cookies before dinner when told not to.

It's a situation that IMO calls for a tire iron to be used in a fully corrective manner upside the head.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

124 Warren may not be stupid but she is very dishonest and conniving. Trying to pass herself off as a Native American, looking like she does. The people who bought that lie *are* stupid, however.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:20 PM (jTmQV)
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Even though you can't fool ALL the people ALL the time, usually you just need to fool ENOUGH of the people ENOUGH of the time to get what you want.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (BpYfr)

125 The Marxists figured out as far back as Holder that the DAs control the prison population so if you want to lessen incarceration that's where you get the biggest bang out of a buck$

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (xhxe8)

126 Equity achieved!

Greg Price@greg_price11
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)
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New Level Unlocked!

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (krQz2)

127 Program reminder. "The Year of Living Dangerously" is on TCM tonight. For the ladies you have a very young and extremely handsome Mel Gibson. For the gentleman a beautiful Sigourney Weaver. Great soundtrack too.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (gLRfa)

128 Don't f*ck with John Wick!

https://bit.ly/3Ytf0aN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (FVME7)

129 "But Massachusetts called out the National Guard to take those illegal immigrants DeSantis sent to Martha's Vineyard tout suite.
"

DeSantis did that?

Brilliant.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (t4fCu)

130 There's a reason I hate Warren so much. She's not a box of rocks like AOC. She can't blame it on being stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:17 PM (t0OGg)

That sounds good, but I think the real reason you hate Warren is that you hit on her and she shot you down.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 05:23 PM (XIJ/X)

131 some of these daily shoplifters are probably selling their stolen stuff on Ebay. But then that might take too much effort, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2023 05:21 PM (Cus5s)
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Around here they sell their shoplifted goods to buy dope. Not sure to whom they are selling it, but that's what they do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:23 PM (BpYfr)

132 114 Equity achieved!

Greg Price@greg_price11
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)

What do you have to do get any international respect as a female born as a female?

Posted by: Ukrainian Female Snipers at March 08, 2023 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

133 Get out your style books.

Politico's internal list of banned words and phrases has been revealed and it is A-MAZING

https://bit.ly/3Yx5xzo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:23 PM (FVME7)

134 https://legalinsurrection.com/teens destroy queens restaurant causing over-$20,000 of damage

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 05:24 PM (xhxe8)

135 Program reminder. "The Year of Living Dangerously" is on TCM tonight. For the ladies you have a very young and extremely handsome Mel Gibson. For the gentleman a beautiful Sigourney Weaver. Great soundtrack too.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (gLRfa)
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For the really strange, there is Linda Hunt.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:24 PM (krQz2)

136 Don't f*ck with John Wick!

https://bit.ly/3Ytf0aN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:22 PM (FVME7)
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That's just hilarious!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:24 PM (BpYfr)

137 OT: Elon is roasting Cuck Schemer over the J6 tapes on Twitter.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 05:14 PM (bW8dp)
'Where are you seeing this? I follow Musk on twitter and I can't find this thread.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:24 PM (mR6Gs)

138 "Program reminder. "The Year of Living Dangerously" is on TCM tonight. For the ladies you have a very young and extremely handsome Mel Gibson. For the gentleman a beautiful Sigourney Weaver. Great soundtrack too.

Posted by: Tuna"

Linda Hunt was hot in that.

Posted by: eleven at March 08, 2023 05:24 PM (t4fCu)

139 I doubt Walmart will be the last corporation to close up shop in Portland/Multnomah County. This is just the stream trickle seeping through the dam walls. With Walmart gone the aspiring rappers will focus on the next store until it leaves. Rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (H4JoC)

140 No. She's not actually stupid. She's just an ideological feminist socialist.

Didn't someone once observe that "stupid is as stupid does"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (a3Q+t)

141
Nike had offered to cover the cost of officers that would be assigned to guard its factory store on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard...

Something in that sentence makes me think the answer to the problem is in there. Just a wild guess on my part.

Posted by: Pennsylvania at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)

142 "For the really strange, there is Linda Hunt."

There is that but who cares when Mel and Sigourney are on screen.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (gLRfa)

143 "a plea for Nike and other retailers to do more on their own to prevent and help prosecute retail theft."

Armed security it is, then!

Posted by: Rick C at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (BMUHC)

144 That sounds good, but I think the real reason you hate Warren is that you hit on her and she shot you down.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 05:23 PM (XIJ/X)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (t0OGg)

145 AW - I'll be on their naughty list

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 05:26 PM (xhxe8)

146 Linda Hunt was hot in that.
Posted by: eleven

The last woman that would be asked to dance needs love too.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 05:26 PM (qoGsy)

147 Lori Lightfoot also scolded the retail store owners for not providing better security and chaining down the purses and for not locking up merchandise behind plastic doors.

Leftist ruin everything they touch.

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 08, 2023 05:27 PM (/2DAT)

148 Greg Price@greg_price11
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)
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And in the end men still win every single time.
Title IX...hahahahaha.... What a joke.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:27 PM (NpAcC)

149 Nicholas Fondacaro@NickFondacaro
Whoopi Goldberg suggests that the government should shut down Fox News and prosecute everyone there for "recruiting" domestic terrorists.
And she also claims the First Amendment has limits: "[It] doesn't allow you to willingly lie."
Meanwhile, The View is a cesspool of misinfo.

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She's not just stupid; she's ugly and stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (FVME7)

150 Don't f*ck with John Wick!
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He killed three men in a bar with a pencil! A fucking PENcil!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (2hlEI)

151 Linda Hunt was hot in that.
Posted by: eleven

The last woman that would be asked to dance needs love too.
Posted by: Tonypete

Hey, leave my sister alone!

Posted by: Mike at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (WmGrA)

152 If drug addicted derelicts just decided to squat next to my house I would wait until they passed out, ~~cover them in barbecue sauce and then unleash a couple of wolves~~
Posted by: UGAdawg

Throw a heavy tarp over them and commence beating the coon dog shit out them with tire irons.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (3CCua)

153 "...BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD DESERTS???!!!"

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (gS3OW)

154 If any of you Morons are still within 10-15 miles of one of these shithole commie cities, the time to leave was 6 years ago, but now will also suffice.

Leave before it gets worse, because it's going to get worse.

Posted by: ballistic at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (oXNqT)

155
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

'Peak Stupid' has been achieved and it's only downhill from here?

Posted by: Pennsylvania at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (enJYY)

156 It has been said that Linda Hunt makes a hell of a housekeeper, and walks stylishly without rhythm.

Posted by: Gurney Halleck at March 08, 2023 05:29 PM (Lwmfp)

157 Throw a heavy tarp over them and commence beating the coon dog shit out them with tire irons.
Posted by: BifBewalski

A new take on the ole' blanket party - I like it!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (qoGsy)

158 "Peak Stupid' has been achieved and it's only downhill from here?"

With this administration I think peak stupid has yet to be reached.

Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (gLRfa)

159 "...BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD DESERTS???!!!"
Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 05:28 PM (gS3OW)
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"My people are the people of the dessert," said T. E. Lawrence as he picked up his fork.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (2hlEI)

160 I'm waiting to see when they go after truck deliveries. A whole entire truck full of Doritos products sounds pretty enticing. Why fuck around?

In all seriousness, the way this works, when the stores close down, then they start invading homes and apartments. Don't think a rural life means they won't find you.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (vt1Qg)

161 The thief stopper did an admirable job of stopping the thief. On another note, I hate her because no matter how much I walked and worked out, my legs never looked that good. B-word.

Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (dTFZY)

162 Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)
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James Lindsay would consider that a win for Women+.

The new, improved brand of Women.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:31 PM (krQz2)

163 Looks like the feral shall inherit the earth. Guess we'll find out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 08, 2023 05:31 PM (Xrfse)

164 I have a feeling that shoplifting won't be tolerated in Bartertown.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (TNyrE)

165 "Peak Stupid' has been achieved and it's only downhill from here?"

With this administration I think peak stupid has yet to be reached.
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (gLRfa)
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Stupid is a form of entropy. And entropy always increases.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)

166 I'm not a huge fan of Singapore, but you have to admit, their problems of this nature are pretty close to zero. Public shaming and caning for the win.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (jTmQV)

167
It's sad that Lightfoot is gone and Wheeler remains.

They are the same kind of person, but unlike Wheeler, with his human body, she can't pretend to be normal. So she just went whole hog. She ran around as an *openly* criminal sociopath, berating and threatening her constituents on a regular basis, pulling completely insane publicity stunts, sowing chaos everywhere she went, screaming at people that she had the biggest hog in the city, and so on.

She may be the first honest politician of my lifetime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (oINRc)

168 Stupid is a form of entropy. And entropy always increases.
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)
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But it will be a disorganized stupidity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:33 PM (2hlEI)

169 Portland? Who cares. Walmart? Fukkem.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2023 05:33 PM (pohLc)

170 Greg Price@greg_price11
Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:19 PM (FVME7)

57% of Women voted for Biden, 45% of Men.

Reap? Sow.... or is that Mansplainin

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 08, 2023 05:34 PM (oHd/0)

171 Out (actually never in): Captain Marvel
In: Captain Calves

Posted by: st7v7ns at March 08, 2023 05:34 PM (ki5na)

172 SWEEP THE LEG

Posted by: Regular joe at March 08, 2023 05:34 PM (nnp+f)

173 No product in any store is worth dying for
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True. But it is more than just a product that those who do try to stop shoplifting are fighting for - a good livable civil society for one. It's wrong to steal from your neighbors. And in so many of these videos it is done so brazenly that it is infuriating. A grave Social Injustice, you might say.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 08, 2023 05:34 PM (fs1hN)

174 Portland's progressive electorate richly deserves its fate.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 08, 2023 05:34 PM (rJ48h)

175 In all seriousness, the way this works, when the stores close down, then they start invading homes and apartments. Don't think a rural life means they won't find you.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (vt1Qg)

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Guns and ammo will buy you some time, what you ultimately need to organize and bend together as -- and in defense of your -- neighborhoods.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 05:35 PM (WfkUm)

176 Hey, I posted about this lady a couple of days ago with the links.

Harrumph!

Posted by: pawn at March 08, 2023 05:35 PM (wsHtO)

177 Texas sheriff: We're experiencing 'silent invasion' of military age men
https://is.gd/kfu6kx

Obviously they have been sent by Poo Tin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 08, 2023 05:36 PM (llON8)

178 Ugh, voice translation mulligan:

Guns and ammo will buy you some time, but you ultimately need to organize and band together as -- and in defense of your -- neighborhoods.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 05:37 PM (WfkUm)

179 8 That hero woman has some developed calves
Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 04:57 PM (bs+z0)

I know, right? I'm a woman and couldn't stop admiring her calves and thought she could win a leg wrestle contest with the pink haired shoplifter and/or the dweeb filming her.

Posted by: beckster at March 08, 2023 05:37 PM (wjfO4)

180 >>> 167
It's sad that Lightfoot is gone and Wheeler remains.

They are the same kind of person, but unlike Wheeler, with his human body, she can't pretend to be normal. So she just went whole hog. She ran around as an *openly* criminal sociopath, berating and threatening her constituents on a regular basis, pulling completely insane publicity stunts, sowing chaos everywhere she went, screaming at people that she had the biggest hog in the city, and so on.

She may be the first honest politician of my lifetime.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (oINRc)

I despise her.

Posted by: that Japanese guy at March 08, 2023 05:37 PM (llON8)

181
We should put on a Moron Safari Tour, where we do a circuit of the West Coast thunderdome cities, and we harvest these places for everything that isn't nailed down like a plague of drunken locusts. Shoplifting tourism. I'll come back to the South with a shipping crate full of handbags and electronics, etc., for my wife's Facebook store.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:37 PM (oINRc)

182 YoLD is one of my favorites, and fantastic soundtrack to listen to

Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2023 05:38 PM (xhxe8)

183 MSNBC legal analyst explains how Tucker Carlson’s J6 show was ‘everything bad we expected’

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Who you gonna believe, MSNBC or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 05:38 PM (FVME7)

184 Heh. Nike practically OWNs Oregon. I hope that the far left loons who run Portland and Seattle enjoy watching their revenue base evaporate, and more taxpayers wise up and move out.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at March 08, 2023 05:38 PM (uY1j2)

185 Stupid is a form of entropy. And entropy always increases.
Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)
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But it will be a disorganized stupidity.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:33 PM (2hlEI)
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Stupidity causes a lack and drives a selection opportunity. Thus the adapting stupid team-up for synergy force-multiplier of Stupid.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:38 PM (krQz2)

186
Alternate post title:

International Womens Day, You Guys!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (PyadP)

187 This is downright funny.

Something here about sowing and reaping.

Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (cTCuP)

188 Jill Biden presents an "International Women Of Courage Award" to a biological male on #InternationalWomensDay at the White House

That person is Ms. Alba Rueda (Argentina)

Here are a few of "her" courageous acts:

Ms. Rueda was the driving force behind Argentina's executive order on the transgender labor quota in the public sector which was converted into the Transgender Labor Quota Act.

She actively campaigned to change the name of the National Women's Conference to the Plurinational Conference of Women and Lesbian, Cross-Dresser, Transgender, Bisexual, Intersex and Non-Binary Persons to include diverse, dissident, and racialized identities.

Her activism led her to fight for the Marriage Equality Act, the Gender Identity Act, and the Diana Sacayán and Lohana Berkins Act on the Promotion of Access to Formal Employment by Cross-Dresser, Transsexual and Transgender Persons.

Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

189 MSNBC legal analyst explains how Tucker Carlson’s J6 show was ‘everything bad we expected’

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Okay, where are the state secrets he exposed?

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (krQz2)

190 When the retailer does that, he gets vilified for profiling, etc. See Gibson's Bakery for example.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at March 08, 2023 04:51 PM (MvF+J)

They know.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (BXxcV)

191 That video should be entitled: Clash of the Virtues.

On the one hand, you have the citizen whose tolerance of anarchist behavior has run out and is willing to act on behalf of civil society. On the other, we have the antifa shill who has followed her generation's lead in attempting to monetize cellphone video for her own gain; video that she believes shows a "store Karen" or "capitalist pig" abusing the rights of an innocent shoplifter. (No doubt, she will run to Reddit or some such leftist bastion to enter her clip into the "Am I The Asshole" category, fully expecting the young woman who's righteously intervening to be torn to shreds.)

Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (gS3OW)

192 Mmmmm. Buffalo Chicken wraps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2023 05:40 PM (kGtj5)

193 Okay, where are the state secrets he exposed?
Posted by: Axeman

They're all over the place - to wit, our 'elected' congresscritters lie about everything.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 05:40 PM (qoGsy)

194 In all seriousness, the way this works, when the stores close down, then they start invading homes and apartments. Don't think a rural life means they won't find you.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:30 PM (vt1Qg)
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Rural folk (and rural law enforcement) are a lot less forgiving about home invasions. Most rural folks are 1) heavily armed and 2) excellent shots thanks to lots of practice. Sure, some will probably get killed, but when they get together, they will show no mercy on the perpetrators.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:41 PM (BpYfr)

195 They're all over the place - to wit, our 'elected' congresscritters lie about everything.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2023 05:40 PM (qoGsy)
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They wouldn't lie about Pearl Harbor--and this was WORSE!

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)

196 When did this happen?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 08, 2023 05:05 PM (mR6Gs)

It started gaining steam in the aftermath of 9/11 and then took off like a rocket during the Obama Years.

Northern Britain called the kids who came of age in the 80s "Thatcher's Children" (perjoratively).

What we are living now is "Obama's Children".

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (BXxcV)

197
I have a hard time imagining what it must be like to be a politician. You have to just walk around your life, looking at literally *everyone* who doesn't work in your political machine, and thinking "fuck you. I'm going to destroy you. I can't wait til I get the chance to put the screws to you and everything you care about, peons."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (oINRc)

198
Working on proofreading a 'New Jack City' Version of the Bible and it doesn't mention the meek. Only those who can put a bright red laser dot in the middle of the forehead of those who sin.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

199 No. She's not actually stupid. She's just an ideological feminist socialist.

Didn't someone once observe that "stupid is as stupid does"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 05:25 PM (a3Q+t)

I'd say that claiming to be socialist is usually ignorance. And that can be avoided by obvious evidence. But when that ignorance rejects the obvious evidence and is coupled with a sense of pride in their ignorance, then it's stupidity

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (BdMk6)

200 Portland's weather progression today:

Dank chill.
OK, let's have some snow.
SNOOOOOOOW!!
Back to dank chill.
Hail!
Bright sunshine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (2hlEI)

201 166 I'm not a huge fan of Singapore, but you have to admit, their problems of this nature are pretty close to zero. Public shaming and caning for the win.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 05:32 PM (jTmQV)

That makes the soft soyboy Republicans uncomfortable, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (bzzlh)

202 Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

Bet grrrrrrrlz are feeling just fantastic for hitching their wagon to this particular train.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (BXxcV)

203 "He killed three men in a bar with a pencil! A fucking PENcil!"

Those Fucking Pencils are indeed deadly.

Some line from Gross Pointe Blank "I killed the ambassador to Ecuador with a pen, what do you do" that's not right, something like that. ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

204 This has nothing to do with shoplifting but I was at a gas-station/mini-mart yesterday standing behind a very ample woman buying a large Gatorade. She said to the cashier, "This is better than buying alcohol isn't it? It's been four days." The clerk smiled. The customer then left the parking lot peeling rubber. Made me think she will not stay of the wagon much longer.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (Y2W8B)

205 ALX
@alx

BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has rejected an invitation from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to visit Ukraine.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (NpAcC)

206 Liberals don't understand that police aren't to protect the citizens, they're to protect the criminals from the citizens. Otherwise you get vigilantes.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 08, 2023 05:46 PM (X4R3E)

207 BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has rejected an invitation from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to visit Ukraine.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (NpAcC)

I'm starting to like McCarthy

Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 05:46 PM (bs+z0)

208 "A family in Portland is being terrorized by squatters who have set up camp next door and even set their property on fire."

Shoot, shovel and shut up.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 08, 2023 05:46 PM (TU8Tj)

209 BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has rejected an invitation from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to visit Ukraine.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (NpAcC)
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Probably smart. They'd arrange for a drone to land one on his head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:46 PM (2hlEI)

210 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 05:43 PM (oINRc)

I started a campaign to dispense with the lie-word "politician" and go with the far more accurate and enlightening "self-dealer". Says so much more.

Then I stopped the campaign because I'm pretty lazy.

Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 05:47 PM (BXxcV)

211 Bet grrrrrrrlz are feeling just fantastic for hitching their wagon to this particular train.
Posted by: ...

Doh!
You said train.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 05:47 PM (EDRcs)

212
Her activism led her to fight for the Marriage Equality Act, the Gender Identity Act, and the Diana Sacayán and Lohana Berkins Act on the Promotion of Access to Formal Employment by Cross-Dresser, Transsexual and Transgender Persons.
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM (AMIL/)

I don't see anything about, you know, actual women in those "accomplishments."

Posted by: Moki at March 08, 2023 05:47 PM (JrN/x)

213 Batgirl Returns.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2023 05:47 PM (d2bW3)

214 Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 05:39 PM

That's a lot of word salad. I may have to skip supper tonight.

Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2023 05:48 PM (dTFZY)

215 That's a lot of word salad. I may have to skip supper tonight.
Posted by: huerfano at March 08, 2023 05:48 PM (dTFZY)
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Eh. With word salad, you're hungry again half an hour later.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:49 PM (2hlEI)

216 >>>Some line from Gross Pointe Blank "I killed the ambassador to Ecuador with a pen, what do you do" that's not right, something like that. ha.

Posted by: illiniwek

I love that movie. Cusack is a soi-boi, but he's great in that film.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 08, 2023 05:49 PM (d2bW3)

217 Right, but what I mean by that, formerly a rural location meant safety, more or less, simply by isolation.

But it also means nobody is around to hear someone screaming. Banding together for mutual protection takes sober clear eyed thinking. I can't wait to hear my suburban neighbors shit a brick when we explain what the penalty is for sleeping in guard duty.

There's already "Burglary Tourists" or "Home Invasion" tourism. People from other countries. I'm not making this up. The word is out (if you hadn't noticed). They fly in, rent a car, and proceed to steal cash and jewels from the high end Bel Air set and similar environs. Google Maps probably helps determine the best points of egress. Etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2023 05:50 PM (vt1Qg)

218 Dang. You mean those five-fingered discounts are illegal???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 05:52 PM (anj39)

219 There ain't no heros in Portland. All that foolish girl is doing is running around the Titanic hull trying to stuff some chewing gum in the holes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2023 05:52 PM (pohLc)

220 "Dank chill.
OK, let's have some snow.
SNOOOOOOOW!!
Back to dank chill.
Hail!
Bright sunshine."

So, pretty normal for this time of year, then?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 08, 2023 05:53 PM (gbhcA)

221 Shopliftlandia

Posted by: JackStraw at March 08, 2023 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

222 It's a crowded field, but Ted Wheeler gets my vote as the lamest mayor in America.

Portland always struck me as a San Francisco wanna-be. Congratulations, guys! You made it!

Posted by: Paco at March 08, 2023 05:53 PM (njExo)

223 Right, but what I mean by that, formerly a rural location meant safety, more or less, simply by isolation.
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"Do you know, Watson," said he, "that it is one of the curses of a mind with a turn like mine that I must look at everything with reference to my own special subject. You look at these scattered houses, and you are impressed by their beauty. I look at them, and the only thought which comes to me is a feeling of their isolation and of the impunity with which crime may be committed there. The lowest and vilest alleys in London do not present a more dreadful record of sin than does the smiling and beautiful countryside."
-----The Adventure of the Copper Beeches

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:54 PM (2hlEI)

224 Did you think I was joking about dealing with the squatters on the my river place?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2023 05:55 PM (6lj/r)

225 Portland always struck me as a San Francisco wanna-be. Congratulations, guys! You made it!
Posted by: Paco at March 08, 2023 05:53 PM (njExo)
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No, Portland is a Seattle wanna-be. Seattle is the San Francisco wanna-ba.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:55 PM (2hlEI)

226 So, pretty normal for this time of year, then?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 08, 2023 05:53 PM (gbhcA)
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A bit more so, today.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:56 PM (2hlEI)

227 Right, but what I mean by that, formerly a rural location meant safety, more or less, simply by isolation.

But it also means nobody is around to hear someone screaming.
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That works both ways when criminals break into the *wrong* house...There's no one to hear THEIR screams...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 05:56 PM (BpYfr)

228 Joe Mannix: "There's a reason I hate Warren so much. She's not a box of rocks like AOC. She can't blame it on being stupid."

Then she's crooked.

Alas, not a new development. Her position in life has always been based on a lie. She was born a crook.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 08, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

229 224 Did you think I was joking about dealing with the squatters on the my river place?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2023 05:55 PM (6lj/r)

+++
I did not think you were joking. You were living a nightmare of a situation with squatters being protected from physical eviction by our very lenient laws. I am so glad you got out and away from there, even though you are still dealing with the debris.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 08, 2023 05:59 PM (Y2W8B)

230 Non-noodin' bastiches haven't nooded.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 08, 2023 05:59 PM (2hlEI)

231
the high end Bel Air set and similar environs

As long as the shit starts there, as it should, I have no problem with it. To me, it's like the story of Adam and Eve - take what you want - and pay for it.

By the time it hits my 'hood things should be well under control.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (enJYY)

232 Alas, not a new development. Her position in life has always been based on a lie. She was born a crook.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at March 08, 2023 05:57 PM (aXxgO)

It's not her fault. Her daddy was a rolling stone. And her mama was workin' on a chain gang.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 08, 2023 06:00 PM (BdMk6)

233 BREAKING: House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has rejected an invitation from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to visit Ukraine.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 05:45 PM (NpAcC)

I'm starting to like McCarthy
Posted by: It's me donna at March 08, 2023 05:46 PM (bs+z0)
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Me too.

I'm giving him a modicum of trust right now. I've also seen leadership from the guy.

He may scramble his words on occasion. But it seems he has a fair degree of leadership.

Ah, it's not like I can do anything if I *didn't* trust him.

Posted by: Axeman at March 08, 2023 06:01 PM (krQz2)

234 My place is across the river from Portland. Four months to get the courts to evict. Another months and a grand for a bond for the cops to come out. 13 motor homes pulled off and we had to have them certified as abestos free before the transfer station would take them. That doesn't give you the full scope of the mess they made.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2023 06:02 PM (6lj/r)

235 Here is the video I first saw on Epoch Times.
https://tinyurl.com/4c3mw66c
I have zero doubt this is a fed or fed adjacent actor.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 08, 2023 06:04 PM (DB16e)

236 Let change the name of republican to, The Union.
Should they reform or be victims all the time.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 08, 2023 06:07 PM (JDjTm)

237 "Here is the video I first saw on Epoch Times.
https://tinyurl.com/4c3mw66c
I have zero doubt this is a fed or fed adjacent actor.
Posted by: Fool Otto

right, and there were probably 40 like him. Another video has some guy pushing people into the capitol ... a woman complains, "why did you push us in here?"

There were many such instigators ... it was an obvious op (whether it was smart for Trump to have a march to the capitol is irrelevant, even though that gave the FBI/CIA the opportunity to entrap a few hundred in their scheme.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2023 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

238 The B Word really stands for “Bernice Goetz”. Because that’s what she basically is. (It IS International Women’s Day, after all…

Posted by: Mainstream news is bullshit, details at 11 at March 08, 2023 06:16 PM (5A7SZ)

239 "Gross Pointe Blank ... speaking (to his psychiatrist) about maybe going to his 10 year reunion he laments what he would say (to relate) to those with normal lives "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork, how have you been". ha

Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2023 06:19 PM (Cus5s)

240 232 It's not her fault. Her daddy was a rolling stone. And her mama was workin' on a chain gang.

I thought she was born in the wagon of a traveling show, and her mama used to dance for the money they’d throw. No wait, that was Cher.

Posted by: Mainstream news is bullshit, details at 11 at March 08, 2023 06:21 PM (5A7SZ)

241
Portland is the Seattle of San Francisco. Except with Subaru outback driving lesbians that use reusable feminine products.

Posted by: portlandon at March 08, 2023 06:22 PM (+oR7L)

242 Nike had offered to cover the cost of officers that would be assigned to guard its factory store on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard, which it says has been riddled with crime and therefore mostly closed to the public for months.

Coming to a town near you soon.

#wastf

Posted by: Golfman at March 08, 2023 06:24 PM (BLVc0)

243 We don't need another heero...

Posted by: PG at March 08, 2023 07:22 PM (84jHt)

244 have any of these businesses asked the useless pos what they pay taxes for?

Posted by: ontoiran at March 09, 2023 02:52 AM (XyXp6)

245 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at March 09, 2023 06:04 AM (KtpaR)

246 I missed most of it because I was fixated on this woman’s amazing calves. Seriously though, she better hope there is no Soros DA where she lives, or she will end up doing hard time.

Posted by: Johnny Anditmightbeasin at March 09, 2023 08:35 AM (kB4cQ)

247 All employees should be issued tasers and keep on tasing perp until cop arrived.

Posted by: S.Lynn at March 09, 2023 08:34 PM (UWa3v)

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