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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: grammie winger at March 08, 2023 09:33 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
tree stump?
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:33 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: commissar of plenty of they were expendable at March 08, 2023 09:33 AM (deii8)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 09:33 AM (ZxPzT)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (XR5XV)
Heartache on heartache . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (loOmN)
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2023 09:34 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (T4tVD)
Working 'till the sun don't shine;
Looking forward to happier times
On Blue Bayou . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)
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During Depression Celebration Month?
REALLY???
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (ZxPzT)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (KhYTU)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2023 09:35 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 09:36 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Carl Perkins at March 08, 2023 09:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 09:36 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023
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Two human figures. The one standing is strangling the one kneeling. A 1910 murder on the French moors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Blue Cross Blue Shield at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
During PRIDE month!??!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT
$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: rickb223
LOL !
(that train's NEVER late !)
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (PCK5/)
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Is this why Canadians call a beanie a "toque" (pronounced "took")? Seems likely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (YGliX)
Posted by: Paul Mauriat, ca. 1967 at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2023 09:32 AM (T4tVD)
Aside from the obvious?
It's a place on the English Channel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Hold that comment until next February.
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (us2H3)
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If memory serves, it's where the Duke of Wondsor ran away to once he abdicated. And, I think PG Woodhouse lived there until the Nazis showed up and spirited him away to Berlin.
Of course, I might be wrong about all this...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)
I thought it was that game with the wood balls and mallets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (gLRfa)
Ten or twelve miles away oughta do her.
Posted by: They Asked Me To Sing Tenor at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (8PUgI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (UuD2k)
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"Windsor" would have been a better spelling choice
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (Qzn2/)
No.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (XIJ/X)
I thought it was that game with the wood balls and mallets.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
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You're thinking of mallet ball.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:37 AM (Qzn2/)
So...nude beach?
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (AwYPR)
Would place this piece curbside.
Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (NpAcC)
Does France even have moors like England does?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/4a3ucdzt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (YGliX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (J2vNu
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Charles Martel ran them out of France.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:40 AM (AwYPR)
Boulogne-sur-Mer translates to Baloney on the Sea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Back the Blue at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:42 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:41 AM (J2vNu)
France has moops.
Posted by: Trivial Pursuit at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (YGliX)
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023
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Boulogne-sur-Mer translates to Baloney on the Sea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023
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Or colloquially, "Lunch Meat on the Water"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Nope...I think it is a tropical bird with a large beak.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)
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Evocative name. Does it have a casino?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (NjM6e)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge
*****
Looks like an old woman carrying a bundle of sticks on her back, trudging up the hill from the coast. The sticks appear to extend above the top of her head, and break up the outline of her body.
Literally a fascist. Carrying a faggot.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (ykeLU)
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Hit it.”
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: a french moor at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Sponge
*****
Looks like an old woman carrying a bundle of sticks on her back, trudging up the hill from the coast. The sticks appear to extend above the top of her head, and break up the outline of her body.
Literally a fascist. Carrying a faggot.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (ykeLU)
It has me literally shaking!
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (XR5XV)
Posted by: JTB at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2023 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
First...cut the canvas into thin strips...then...
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 08, 2023 09:39 AM (8PUgI)
Now, why didn't I think about that?
- A. Hitler, Vienna 1910
Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Rothko at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (/x4Jl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (Qzn2/)
I'm going to assume that you aren't trying to insult me intentionally.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023
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Boulogne-sur-Mer translates to Baloney on the Sea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023
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Or colloquially, "Lunch Meat on the Water"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
Until some stupid with a flare gun burned the place to the ground.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Hard Pass at March 08, 2023 09:46 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 09:47 AM (GshMh)
Or make it the subject for one of those drunken wine mom painting parties. They'd all go home swearing they were artistes.
Posted by: red speck at March 08, 2023 09:47 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: a french moor at March 08, 2023 09:45 AM (Vwz3I)
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Get lost, Ahmed. This arrondissement belongs to me.
Posted by: Crazy Hakkim's Ottoman Empire at March 08, 2023 09:47 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: In Recovery at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (wrJpE)
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Yeah, reminded me of Tanner's beautiful Annunciation.
This one is just too dark.
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge
Two human figures. The one standing is strangling the one kneeling. A 1910 murder on the French moors.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
"Choke me daddy. Harder!"
Not thinking it's a murder, IYKWIMAIKTYD.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (KhYTU)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (Kq4b5)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
The New York Times, citing intelligence reviewed by U.S. officials, reported on Tuesday that a pro-Ukraine group -- likely made up of Ukrainians or Russians -- was responsible for blowing up the Nord Stream gas pipelines that run under the Baltic Sea between Russia and Germany last September
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: Navy Sniper, wearing aquaflage at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (a3Q+t)
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Yeah, the US has been awfully hard on Little Stevie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Missing Elvis. Missing a pool table.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (KhYTU)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Just wait until next week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: Jaws Flay at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (v8+pZ)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Just wait until next week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (XIJ/X)
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Moobs don't count, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Just wait until next week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Nekkid man bewbs on an ottoman.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM (KhYTU)
Hmm...the Touquet. That was helpful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (h6/n7)
nearly choked on my coffee
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)
https://is.gd/lEwgk7
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (DhOHl)
The Liverwurst Heiress - a limerick
My true love. My darling. Mon cher
Wore mussels and clams in her hair
Although she was smelly
Her dad owned the deli
In the town of Boulogne-sur-Mer
Okay, I'm just mailing it in today.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)
It's a blue landscape at night.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
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Oh yeah! Nobody has ever heard of stronk wymyn, pussy men before!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (Y+l9t)
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My insults are pretty direct.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (Qzn2/)
Hmm...the Touquet. That was helpful.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (h6/n7)
Pino Noir
Peanut of the night.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
81% of early-stage startups are facing a failure in 2023 because they have less than 12 months of capital left to keep going after VC funds turned the spigot off last year on a flood of seed funding.
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Just wait until next week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM (XIJ/X)
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Moobs don't count, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Mine are real . . . and spectacular!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)
It's a blue landscape at night.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
LOL. Insightful. Thanks.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Old line from Dennis Miller at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (DhOHl)
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Yeah, the US has been awfully hard on Little Stevie.
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He has prevailed over all the unfair systemic racism thrown at him. He's a real hero.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (C7jzY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (NJxWu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 09:43 AM (PCK5/)
It's a blue landscape at night.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 08, 2023 09:49 AM (Kq4b5)
I love his "Banjo Lesson." It's a sweet depiction of family.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:51 AM
As a fellow cinephile, I have to ask, why such a H8r?
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (NJxWu)
Ban all pronouns!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Donovan at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Agreed. I like his style, and I get the sense that there is no agenda.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (a3Q+t)
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"MATT DAMON!"
-MATT DAMON
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 09:53 AM (U2p+3)
Where'd Mary go? Who stole my last cigarette?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
arctic cold freezes Republican Senators and Governors brains solid.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (E+05M)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (NpAcC)
https://youtu.be/zA52uNzx7Y4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (UuD2k)
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Oh yeah! Nobody has ever heard of stronk wymyn, pussy men before!
Posted by: Anono
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Tye first trailer looked to silly and busy for my tastes.
Posted by: Jaws Flay at March 08, 2023 09:56 AM (v8+pZ)
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Light at the end of the tunnel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:57 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Kris
********
Looks like I'm not the only one mailing it in today.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 09:58 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 08, 2023 09:58 AM (pohLc)
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Light at the end of the tunnel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:57 AM (FVME7)
Yeah. Maybe they'll finally end Gray's Anatomy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Schmuck Schemer at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (l7w30)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Forever stamps at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
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while reading about Turner this morning I stumbled upon an Eakins painting of "The Banjo Player" is pretty spectacular too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (bcwbT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Agreed. I like his style, and I get the sense that there is no agenda.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (XIJ/X)
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"By portraying a happy, nuclear family, the artist has pushed the idea that happiness can only come from so-called traditional family structures. He is an insidious reactionary who uses his art to push retrograde ideas in the face of positive progress."
-Modern art critic
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 08, 2023 10:00 AM (NpAcC)
Warming could raise UK flood damage bill by 20%, Say Make-Believe Computer Simulations
https://tinyurl.com/bdhfbud5
They should all be presented like this.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 10:00 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
You happen to see:
What’s the best lunch meat?
Baloney of the Sea.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 08, 2023
***
"Sorry, Charlie!"
( -- The StarKist people to Charlie the Tuna)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: A really really long colonoscopy at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 09:48 AM (C7jzY)
Just wait until next week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:50 AM
This is either encouraging, or foreboding....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (h6/n7)
Warming could raise UK flood damage bill by 20%, Say Make-Believe Computer Simulations
https://tinyurl.com/bdhfbud5
They should all be presented like this.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 08, 2023 10:00 AM (UuD2k)
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"Not purchasing TJM's books will lead to unnatural death and the diseases of the flesh (in that order), according to computer model."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
This is either encouraging, or foreboding....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (h6/n7)
MASS HYSTERIA!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (XIJ/X)
To me, he's very close to a pure artist. A lot of his work is very enjoyable, touching, charming and moving. "The Banjo Lesson" is tender and quiet. If there's an agenda there, it's to show dirt poor and oppressed Blacks as human.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
"It's like a nude beach. Sounds great until you get there."
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Must be too many old pasty white folks on the beach. The aura from their veins has overwhelmed the place.
Posted by: irright at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (NTUk0)
Ban all pronouns!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:55 AM (FVME7)
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As I've pointed out in the Sunday Morning Book Thread in the past couple of weeks, it's only a matter of time before ALL literature from the "before times" is subjected to the woke/sensitivity treatment.
Anything in the public domain is fair game. Anything under the thumb of a traditional publishing house is also fair game.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (YIVH2)
New Study Blames ‘Climate Change’ For Gun Violence.
I heard that Climate Change kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (eOEVl)
"Not purchasing TJM's books will lead to unnatural death and the diseases of the flesh (in that order), according to computer model."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
TJM writes books?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Blue Meanies at March 08, 2023 10:03 AM (J2vNu)
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Light at the end of the tunnel?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 09:57 AM (FVME7)
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Washington added, “it seems that the haters, provocateurs and the Useful Idiots have won. I’m no longer interested in the back and forth regarding a ‘color construct’ that keeps us human beings divided nor am I interested in politics or anything vitriolic.”
The True Crime actor has plans on traveling around the country “before it falls into Socialism and then Communism.”
[Damn, that's some crazy white supremacy and privilege right there!]
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 10:03 AM (4F3ju)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 09:58 AM
I don't think the USPS takes that gloom of night stuff seriously anymore.
Posted by: Michael Moore at March 08, 2023 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Zombie Van Gogh at March 08, 2023 10:04 AM (SYTee)
I didn't get my mail for 4 days after the last ice storm.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 10:01 AM (OyyDO)
He also painted a lot of religious scenes, which makes me think he was devout.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:04 AM (XIJ/X)
Bluer than velvet was the night --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yes he does. Visit his website linked in his nic to find out more!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (YIVH2)
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Reminds me of my week-long sojourn at Saggy Bottom, S.C.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: An Observation
As it should be.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (KhYTU)
Yes he does. Visit his website linked in his nic to find out more!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (YIVH2)
TJM has a website?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
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Yes he does. Visit his website linked in his nic to find out more!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (YIVH2)
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*TJM's unfinished horror novel taps its foot, waiting for him to write the final 1/5 of it*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
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It's a blue landscape at night.
Posted by: Kris
Don't try this at home, kids! There are trained professionals.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (nfrXX)
Holy shit. I thought that thing about Grey's Anatomy was a joke. That thing is actually still on. I'm flabbergasted. How?! What's it been, 25 years?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 08, 2023 09:54 AM (CecP5)
You don't say!
Posted by: Thanks for the link at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (89Sog)
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I didn't get my mail for 4 days after the last ice storm.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023
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It's true that I sometimes see the USPS truck delivering after sunset, even unto the gloom of night. Either that or the driver is stopping off for a quickie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (PCK5/)
Holy shit. I thought that thing about Grey's Anatomy was a joke. That thing is actually still on. I'm flabbergasted. How?! What's it been, 25 years?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (oINRc)
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People like primetime soap operas. I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
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Wait. You mean commenters can put a link to their own website in their nicks? Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (oINRc)
Grey used to be cute, then she found plastic surgery and botox.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
This one, not so much.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (yTcTV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (oINRc)
++++
At least 15. Remarkable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ChatGPT shuts itself down at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (h5TKJ)
About to pounce on that poor woman.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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This is the common progression in Hollywood.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Piper at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (ZdaMQ)
He studied under Thomas Eakins, which accounts for his excellence in draftsmanship which is evident in his biblical paintings.
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (ykeLU)
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People like primetime soap operas. I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
It's why I don't want to deal with police, hospitals or fire departments.
There's too much drama and they're all having sex with each other behind the scenes. How can they POSSIBLY have my well being in their best interest?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023
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IMDb says it's in Season 19 now -- started in 2005.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (J2vNu)
"It's not a ghost at all. It's old farmer Johnson trying to scare everyone away."
"My plan would have worked if it been for you meddling kids."
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Sponge -
I ordered an item from a vendor is San Jose CA a few weeks ago. So far, it has made it as far as Nevada.
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (geLO8)
This is the common progression in Hollywood.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:07 AM (t0OGg)
Sad......
Vanity. It won't work out well in the long run.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
There's too much drama and they're all having sex with each other behind the scenes. How can they POSSIBLY have my well being in their best interest?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
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Heh. I don't think that's what they're going for ....
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (geLO
++++
Still faster than the Pony Express.
For now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (PCK5/)
I ordered an item from a vendor is San Jose CA a few weeks ago. So far, it has made it as far as Nevada.
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (geLO8
I order parts via Rock Auto. They send me the link with tracking info. "A label has been printed."
It stays that way until the package is actually delivered, then the status is updated to "Package Delivered."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
On a conference call and the presenter is calling our attention to the "blue charts." Fitting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:10 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
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The monster kills everyone except the nubile co-ed, who barely escapes to survive until the start of the sequel.
The End.
(no charge)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:10 AM (YIVH2)
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I didn't get my mail for 4 days after the last ice storm.
Posted by: Sponge
*******
So it's not just me and Kris. Even the USPS is just mailing it in now...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 08, 2023 08:55 AM (YGliX)
I have started to realize that the "out there" people are the only ones worth listening to anymore.
"Out there" people are the only ones that the brainwashing and cult mind control doesn't work on. That's not to say they *can't* be cult indoctrinated... of course they can.
It's more that this particular operation has been targeted at mainstream people who give a shit about how they sound, what people think of them, etc. And out there people don't.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Pittsburgh Paints at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (DhOHl)
I have, but not for a few years.
Send me your favorite.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
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They're ghostwritten by the English teacher the present tense fetish.
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (XCYLK)
*******
So it's not just me and Kris. Even the USPS is just mailing it in now...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)
And they're using USPS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 09:38 AM (t0OGg)
A toque is not a beanie. Toques are knitted caps that are sort of conical, and typically have a pompom at the point. They are quite roomy, and can be pulled down to cover the ears if conditions require it. There are knitted watch caps out there, not so roomy, and lacking pompoms.
Toques? Bob and Doug Mackenzie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (tkR6S)
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Children's Author RL Stine [known for Goosebumps] Says His Books Were Edited Without His Knowledge
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (FVME7)
Quickly, too; that flea bitten dog snuck under the fence again...I gotta go haul him out of the neighbors garden before he digs up all the bulbs.
Posted by: Ju at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (aTmM/)
The End.
(no charge)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:10 AM (YIVH2)
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I'm nearing the point where I finally reveal the monster. I'm just happy that I still like the book.
I wrote one a couple of years ago where I ended up hating it halfway through. Still finished it, though. I need to read it to see if it really was as terrible as I thought as I was writing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
My order is stuck at 'on the way'. UPS is blaming weather.
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (geLO8)
The monster kills everyone except the nubile co-ed, who barely escapes to survive until the start of the sequel.
The End.
(no charge)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:10 AM (YIVH2)
"Why don't we just get in the running car?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (PCK5/)
He's named after the Kansas town Osawatomie, where John Brown was HQed.
Posted by: Kris at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Who is TJM?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)
The End.
Tried to tell you - white people just stay too damn long.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (/x4Jl)
Who is TJM?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)
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The worst part of this place. Worse than Kurt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
I wrote one a couple of years ago where I ended up hating it halfway through. Still finished it, though. I need to read it to see if it really was as terrible as I thought as I was writing it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
That's quite the selling point you have there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2023 10:09 AM (gLRfa)
Cues Allman Bros. "Blue Sky"
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (AwYPR)
Perks up.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (DhOHl)
I had a package get from Minnesota to north Houston in two days and then take another week to get from north Houston to my town 30 miles south of Houston.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (nfrXX)
Who is TJM?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)
I'm guessing he's in cahoots with that CBD character.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
I have, but not for a few years.
Send me your favorite.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)
Ah, thank you. I am not sure how to contact you.
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (PCK5/)
https://tinyurl.com/5ajy53xw
*link goes to youtube, "the Annunciation"
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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It's a vast conspiracy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: An Observation
Good. The Tacqueria owner should get the guy a new truck to replace his rat truck.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (loOmN)
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (AwYPR)
One of my top 5 songs.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
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It's a vast conspiracy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (t0OGg)
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A right wing conspiracy.
TJM and CBD are behind the takedown of the Clinton Administration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Who is TJM?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:13 AM (XIJ/X)
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The worst part of this place. Worse than Kurt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (CDGpN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
I've met him...he's an asshole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (XIJ/X)
The worst part of this place. Worse than Kurt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (CDGpN)
Shut'er down folks.
Thread winner.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
******
Okay AOP, that does it. Enough of this conversation, you've gone one toque over the line. Sweet Jesus!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:11 AM (XIJ/X)
there's lots to choose from, that's certain
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (dCxaZ)
Well, yes, Crystal, but don't feel special. He makes everything blue.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (PCK5/)
cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (XIJ/X)
https://tinyurl.com/mse3y5y6
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2023 10:18 AM (dCxaZ)
I never want to know what a song is about ever again, unless it's super deep and difficult to believe. Or something like "Brown Sugar".
Because otherwise it's always stupid.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:18 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: davidt at March 08, 2023 10:18 AM (SYTee)
And it's all over now, baby blue.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 08, 2023 10:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Three Letter Acronyms at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:15 AM (PCK5/)
cbd dot aoshq at geemail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (XIJ/X)
Thank you. I will.
Posted by: tubal at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (PCK5/)
From the looks of that taqueria, the owner can't afford a new mop and bucket.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Pittsburgh Paints at March 08, 2023
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We'd better get on this. We don't want to miss out on the market!
Posted by: Sherwin Williams and Behr at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
I like this plan.
but I prefer the "c-sukka" pronoun to be used globally
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (lTGtQ)
Don't tell her that food is already chock-full of RNA and DNA. It'll just upset her, and it's not ethical to torment the mentally handicapped, no matter how much fun it might be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)
I made the mistake of reading an interview with Gwen Stefani, where in the middle of it she explained that it's all about how life isn't simple for women and being a woman wanting it to be simple just isn't realistic.
And honestly it was like Shut up Wesley, I mean Gwen. Just shut up forever, shake your ass and sing.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:20 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM
He. Is. A good * vertical chop with right hand * Director, however. * hand sweep *
Posted by: William Shatner at March 08, 2023 10:21 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 08, 2023 10:05 AM (KhYTU)
They should have tipped him, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 10:21 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (cTCuP)
Whatever.
Every day, my wife goes to teach the moppets at the church preschool. She gets home and I cook us a nice dinner. We watch a dumb action movie, and sometimes we bang. Then she sleeps.
Women can have a simple life if they want it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (oINRc)
I can help with that.
Posted by: TikTok at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (DhOHl)
.. simple solution ... remove adjective, noun, verb from dictionaries
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
We recently added "tapeto-retinal sheen" to our color palette
WTF does that actually mean? I'm getting an "Alex gets the Ludovico Technique" vibe from "A Clockwork Orange".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:20 AM (ngXRR)
She could just concentrate on sucking Blake Shelton's dick and the world would be better off.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Homeowner insurance premium increase: ~18% annual
One of these numbers is not like the other. If it increases like this next year, I am going shopping. I like my insurer, but another 15%+ increase will make me shop around. I am willing to accept one year of brutal readjustment, but not two.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:23 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archer at March 08, 2023 10:23 AM (gmo/4)
I think her fear isn't the chemical itself but what the people behind it would do with said chemicals if they could.
Putting the ahem "vaccine" aside, is there a doubt in your mind, based on everything you've seen from the Left, that if they could secretly put something in everyday food to make you behave a certain way or agree with them or go along with their plans (say reducing the planets population), that they wouldn't hesitate if they thought they could get away with it?
IMO anyone who honestly thinks otherwise belongs on the funny farm.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:23 AM (ngXRR)
But we can name all 57 genders, and explain how the Bill of Rights is TOTALLY compatible with Marxism.
Posted by: David "Camera" Hogg at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (oINRc)
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No, you see, Gwen decided to become rich and famous, so she's introduced infinite complexities into her life in order to maintain her lifestyle and fame. That's just like a woman trying to live a middle class life with a family.
Your wife should rebel by murdering you and becoming an influencer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Comma Lah at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Who is TJM?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
James Monroe
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
James Monroe
Posted by: JT at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (T4tVD)
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FINALLY!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
Well, I think it would be more efficient to bombard us with mind-control rays from the planet Neptune, personally.
Posted by: David at March 08, 2023 10:25 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (cTCuP)
Ask Pixy. I have asked him to fix it about 18 times.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:25 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
++++
Don't die intestate. Write a will.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:25 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:17 AM (XIJ/X)
Someone call an ambulance for CBD
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:25 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM
Waitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary Cloggenstein
Posted by: The AoSHQ version at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kris[/ii]
************
Saggy Bottom Boy - a limerick
A young woman from Osawatomie
Wanted to see quite a lot of me
But her motives were hazy
I'm sure she was crazy
She needed a frontal lobotomy!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (ykeLU)
The End.
(no charge)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:10 AM
It has worked in the past.
Posted by: Friday the 13th, Part V - Thousand at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (h6/n7)
Posted by: Eromero at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (dtj4g)
Posted by: High Fructose Corn Syrup at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (DhOHl)
Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Feelin' Blue"
https://tinyurl.com/2pf85pcp
from the Willy & The Poorboys album
Posted by: DB - challenging the thing at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (geLO8)
I've met him...he's an asshole.
Isn't that the baseline point from which all assessments of people you meet begins? I mean, doesn't someone need to work to demonstrate that they are above that low norm?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (pNxlR)
If, that is, anybody would EFFIN' LISTEN TO ME!!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Conway Twitty at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (oINRc)
That was a good part of my objection to the what then became an idiot song.
Still catchy though and her voice is still sexy as fuck.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:27 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)
Or CSI: NY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
IIRC, there was a medical ethicist who thought it would be awesome to vaccinate people using venom (or whatever) from the tick whose bite makes on allergic to meat. He threw out this idea at a TED talk.
(I assume that Lefties make these sorts of ideas public only after hashing them out among themselves for years)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2023 10:28 AM (mqu1M)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Over 300 and not even 7:30 yet. The Blue makes the Horde restless! I wonder what happens with fuchsia?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 10:28 AM (anj39)
Posted by: creeper at March 08, 2023 10:28 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 08, 2023 10:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)
Or CSI: NY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
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Blue dark is all about filming day for night. It never looks right because of harsh shadows from the sun that the moon doesn't match, so you make it stylistically blue, almost theatrical, and people tend to accept it a bit easier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (pNxlR)
No..my baseline is that people are stupid until they prove otherwise. Asshole level is the next evaluation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (eOEVl)
If, that is, anybody would EFFIN' LISTEN TO ME!!!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
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One word:
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (RHQnW)
So...you're saying to avoid I-95?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (eOEVl)
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But where do you bury the survivors?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
There's too much drama and they're all having sex with each other behind the scenes. How can they POSSIBLY have my well being in their best interest?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
I follow a volunteer EMT on Twitter and, from what she says, there is a lot of drama and sexual politics that goes on. To the detriment of the team and patients. Grey's Anatomy was accurate enough, at least in early seasons, that my mom and sister, both medical people, *loved* it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (rI5hP)
Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: David at March 08, 2023
***
Yeah, but then there's that light-speed lag. Neptune's a good 4 light-hours away!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Rex B at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (ia4BW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
I've read "The Battle Of Late Erie". An excellent book for a parent to read to young children. Accurate and thrilling to read. I enjoyed it very much. No footnotes or appendices, just the adventure, and the following:
"We have met the enemy and they are ours. Two ships, two brigs, one schooner, and one sloop. Yours with great respect and esteem, O. H. Perry"
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (rj6Yv)
That (at least before) our side wouldn't secretly force everyone to take a pill to make them agree with us. And that the Left would.
What I didn't realize back in 2006 was what I was observing was our respect for Free Will, the basis of Christianity, and their flat demonic rejection of it.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (ngXRR)
The left has made everything they believe in a matter of life and death if not all life on the planet. So it makes it easy for them to do something objectively bad to advance the cause.
So as an example, cancelling people for not using tranny pronouns is ok because the trannies will kill themselves otherwise and do you want those people to die?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (lc5cP)
So the opposite of what happens on the show.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (44ww/)
But where do you bury the survivors?
In the medians, of course. The I-95 median around South of the Border is simply thick with buried survivors.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08
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You sir, are a true gentleman and scholar.
Posted by: Blake Shelton at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (v8+pZ)
>>And honestly it was like Shut up Wesley, I mean Gwen.
The internet says Gwen Stefani is 5 foot 5 inches tall and has a net worth of 160 million dollars, her husband Blake Shelton has a reported net worth of 120 million dollars.
It's not easy being a short multimillionaire married to a fat multimillionaire.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (oJb1g)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
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Saw something years ago that explained how film and TV cinematographers use orange and blue filtering. Quite interesting ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (RHQnW)
Posted by: A random garage band in the 1960s at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:16 AM (XIJ/X)
AoS Style Guide recommends the use of:
"asshoe"
...and good morning to you.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (CCSxw)
"We have met the enemy and they are ours. Two ships, two brigs, one schooner, and one sloop. Yours with great respect and esteem, O. H. Perry"
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2023 10:31 AM (rj6Yv)
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Much of the dialogue, especially during the battle, is from primary documents of the event. I invented the dinner scene whole cloth, though. Had to introduce the idea of breaking the line before Perry actually did it, somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 08, 2023 10:33 AM (km3rg)
Posted by: Shawn Colvin at March 08, 2023 10:33 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2023 10:19 AM (lTGtQ)
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Well, yes and no...I've been browsing for some used books on Amazon and it's amazing what some used books go for there, though that's just the "high price." I'm sure if I looked deeper I can find more reasonable prices. And of course, you can always find good deals at actual brick-and-mortar used book stores.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:33 AM (YIVH2)
So as an example, cancelling people for not using tranny pronouns is ok because the trannies will kill themselves otherwise and do you want those people to die?!?
Of course not. They represent all that is good, true and authentic to an extent that most of us can only wish we could achieve.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 08, 2023 10:32 AM (RHQnW)
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Yeah, the orange and blue are opposites on the color wheel, so they tend to "pop" against each other more than most color combinations.
Michael Bay uses it a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Peter Murphy at March 08, 2023 10:34 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:34 AM (lc5cP)
I don't need to be babied with a day celebrating (or whatever its purpose) women. Is there an International Men's Day or is that too toxic? Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (sVtYq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023
***
Those still exist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
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I was watching James Bond: Live and Let Die last night and it was hilarious how they interspliced Bond and his companion infiltrating a voodoo ritual "at night" (really in full daylight with a filter) while they showed the ritual itself taking place in a sound stage "at night" (more realistic, but still quite noticeable that it's not true night).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (YIVH2)
It' a Commie holiday.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (mqu1M)
I would rather talk to a 90 IQ free thinker than a 140 IQ whose mind is clearly not his own. Which one has more to teach me?
Many have found we actually stand to learn the most from those with Downs Syndrome. They see the world in a way that is worth understanding a thousand fold over the view of someone like Billy Gates.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:36 AM (ngXRR)
Michael Bay uses it a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Blue and orange, red and green, yellow and purple
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 08, 2023 10:36 AM (OgrpQ)
Well, yes and no...I've been browsing for some used books on Amazon and it's amazing what some used books go for there, though that's just the "high price." I'm sure if I looked deeper I can find more reasonable prices. And of course, you can always find good deals at actual brick-and-mortar used book stores.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:33 AM (YIVH2)
I always go with ThriftBooks or ebay sellers
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2023 10:36 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023
***
Those still exist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
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Supposedly there are a couple in my AO not 30 miles away...though none left in my current town, sadly.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:36 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 08, 2023 10:36 AM (OgrpQ)
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Human skin tones are closest to orange more than any of the others.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM
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Men's day? It's not like Blake services himself.
Posted by: Gwen Stefani at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (v8+pZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
We used to be crawling with them in NJ, now only a few are nearby or worth the drive. Several have gone online
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2023 10:38 AM (Zzbjj)
Its worse since COVID, but I don't know how many nominally high IQ lefties who have told me I'm not allowed to have an opinion on X or Y because I don't have a credential and I am disagreeing with what the credential people say.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:38 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: POCs at March 08, 2023 10:38 AM (DhOHl)
Thriftbooks.com!!
Also see if you can find a local used bookstore, as others suggested -- they still exist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2023 10:38 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (RHGPo)
--
We all agreeably with thusly
Posted by: The Marginally Associatively of Conjunctions, Prepositions and Adverbs at March 08, 2023 10:39 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM
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Men's day? It's not like Blake services himself.
Posted by: Gwen Stefani at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (v8+pZ)
Really? A man never asks another dude about such things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:39 AM (zZu0s)
Do authors hate libraries because they give people the opportunity to skirt paying for books by actually purchasing them?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Beige.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Racist.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: LeAnn Rimes at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM
Men don't give a shit about having a day. They mostly just live their lives, provide for family and enjoy a cold beer afterwards.
Their day is every day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Do authors hate libraries because they give people the opportunity to skirt paying for books by actually purchasing them?
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They exist to maintain the publishing industry.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 08, 2023 10:28 AM (mqu1M)
I think it's as soon as the thought enters their mind.
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (AwYPR)
C'mon people, I was big back in the day!
Posted by: LeAnn Rimes at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (CCSxw)
You might've made my pants big once or twice......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Their day is every day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
You left out 'appreciate a fine rack', brother Sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: torabora at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (uJEii)
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (ngXRR)
You left out 'appreciate a fine rack', brother Sponge.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (zZu0s)
Your point is valid and has been taken.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ELO at March 08, 2023 10:42 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM
Don't forget fawn and taupe.
Posted by: The 'ettes at March 08, 2023 10:43 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
We'll say bigger.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:43 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: irright at March 08, 2023 10:43 AM (NTUk0)
Are there otters in late Erie?
Posted by: torabora
Almost certainly "yes", but they are more likely Canadian than not.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 08, 2023 10:43 AM (pNxlR)
Do authors hate libraries because they give people the opportunity to skirt paying for books by actually purchasing them?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes and no is my guess. The libraries have to pay for the books, so that boosts sales numbers. And if people read and enjoy the books, they might purchase copies for themselves, or seek out other works by the author.
It is a lot of work and effort to create a good book, and the author deserves recompense for said effort, just as anyone who works.
Posted by: Moki at March 08, 2023 10:43 AM (JrN/x)
I can help with that.
Posted by: TikTok at March 08, 2023 10:22 AM (DhOHl)
Unless you're Bette Midler, then it's *shake your tits and sing*.
Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:38 AM (lc5cP)
++++
They're building moats. COVID more than any other event showed that the experts were fools or stupid. Their ideas were bad and their work product was lousy. Non-experts - amateur enthusiasts, basically - did work of much higher average quality. Their groups were rife with disagreement and passionate argument. And the final product was much, much, much better.
So where does this leaves the experts and the hangers-on who abdicated and outsourced their own opinions to those experts? It leaves them in a defensive position. They're under attack in a very real way by outsiders. The recent explosion in "you can't say X because you don't have a degree in it, or a book about it, or a government seal of approval, or whatever" is defensive. They want to maintain their castles against the peasant uprising and so they're building moats around them. This attitude is one such moat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)
Unless you're Bette Midler, then it's *shake your tits and sing*.
Posted by: Javems at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (AmoqO)
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM
March 14th.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Adding to the stupidity is the number if those companies who have chosen an XY individual in a wig and skirt (with very visible facial stubble) to be their spokes "woman".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Benny Goodman at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (ia4BW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)
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I look forward to their next effort to control at such a scale.
I am very curious to see how well or poorly the people follow along again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023
***
Those still exist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I apparently keep a few in business, judging from my spending reports.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (lTGtQ)
March 14th.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS STEAK AND A BJ DAY.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
I and my waistline are still angry at you.
[Made another batch a couple of days ago....]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (RHGPo)
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We all await Judge Jumanji's judgement.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (OTXUv)
Do authors hate libraries because they give people the opportunity to skirt paying for books by actually purchasing them?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
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Interesting question...
I know from my own experience that I LOVED libraries as a kid because I could read as many books as I wanted for FREE! Now that I'm an adult (with moderate disposable income), I'm discovering that there are a lot of books I read when I was younger--because of my access to a library--that I now want to own. So it's a "delayed purchase" that never would have happened without a library.
Kindle Unlimited may serve a similar purpose. For a small fee, you can read as many books as you want. And if you really like a book (or author), you may be inclined to make a full purchase.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: irright at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (NTUk0)
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Let's pull ourselves together here, no need to go totally off the rails.
Posted by: From about that Time at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM (J2vNu)
Good point. It would probably work better to install the mind-control beam on the top-secret Bilderberg/Trilateral Commission/Bohemian Grove orbital base. You could probably squeeze it in next to the Jewish Space Laser.
That's bound to work better than the food idea. I mean, that's going to involve fucktons of hand labor, plus someone is sure to notice Shadowy Figures hanging around the Whole Foods produce aisle, injecting Mysterious Liquids into all the kumquats and artichokes.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (bW8dp)
*******
I think that's why Admiral Doubtfire never went through with his bottom surgery.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)
Tbh they weren't doing too great to that point with "Russian Collusion" and just before that "Presidential Election Forecasting".
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023 10:46 AM (YIVH2)
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Authors gets paid for Kindle Unlimited reads. It's a per page basis, and if a reader reads a whole book, it's pretty consummate to an actual sale.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Allegedly, International Women's Day (IWD) has been observed since the early 1900's
No, I don't recall it being a thing either & I'm older than 29. Therefore, it must have something to do with 'abortion (health) care' and the very old, unnecessary ERA. (March 3, 2023, 5:15 AM, BloombergLaw) Equal Rights Amendment Backers’ 100-Year Fight Turns to Congress)
Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 08, 2023
***
Those still exist?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
They just opened a Half Price Book store by my house that used to be a Golf Galaxy store .
Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (PlEV5)
She was reasonably cute around 1980.
Of course, that was 43 years ago.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (ngXRR)
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Pushing a silly inside baseball narrative that doesn't directly affect the lives of the people is very different from shutting down the global economy because a virus they directly funded and developed got accidentally released to the world, especially when the virus wasn't that dangerous to most of the population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 08, 2023 10:35 AM
March 14th.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Huh?
I was told it was Feb 30th.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (anj39)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (RHGPo)
I see a point has been missed. My only question at this point is whether said miss is intentional.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (ngXRR)
They just opened a Half Price Book store by my house that used to be a Golf Galaxy store .
Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (PlEV5)
Golf Galaxy is owned by Dick's. Dick's can suck itself.
It is funny, however, that Dick's boasts that it's run entirely by women, yet still called Dick's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 10:50 AM (tkR6S)
There are two ways lefty ideas get disseminated. This is one way - you can wander over to DU or the like and see the process.
But these ideas are NOT allowed to be given to the general public.
The leadership of the left decides which ideas to move forward with and works through their mouthpieces in the FNM to disseminate them to the activist class.
At this point the idea will go overnight from "some thing only really idealistic activists believe in" to "basic middle of the road common sense"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:50 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: mrp at March 08, 2023 10:49 AM (rj6Yv)
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They burned down cities in 2020. It's not an electoral thing.
It's NIMBYism. They don't want DC to turn into Baltimore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Canada actually has something similar for bricks-and-mortar libraries. I'm not sure of the details, but basically libraries send in records of how many times each book has been borrowed, then the government sends a check to the author based on that -- but only to Canadian authors. Non-Canadian authors can pound sand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:50 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2023 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Huh?
I was told it was Feb 30th.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (anj39)
Nov 19th...per goog
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:50 AM (AwYPR)
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Posted by: Its in your head at March 08, 2023 10:51 AM (aFGPX)
Posted by: spindrift at March 08, 2023 10:51 AM (h5TKJ)
>>Human skin tones are closest to orange more than any of the others.
Human skin tone varies substantially, from the lightest Caucasian pale to darkest Nubian chocolate.
There is a surprising amount of blue and green in skin tones regardless of ethnicity and is largely neutral in color saturation.
Unless you are going for that highly stylized, saturated look.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 08, 2023 10:51 AM (oJb1g)
She was reasonably cute around 1980.
Of course, that was 43 years ago.
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I had tickets to a nightclub where Bette was to perform for my birthday. She had just broke into the big time and cancelled her appearance. Ended up listening to a jazz band. Same nightclub where I saw Return to Forever just before they broke big. Great show.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (OTXUv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 08, 2023 10:48 AM (LvTSG)
Is that second thing an accurate description of what actually happened though?
I would argue that those first two things were warmup acts for the third. I also strongly debate "accidental" and don't know how anyone can assume at this point it was.
And if it wasn't, it means the Expert Narrative wasn't necessarily a Reaction but rather a Next Step.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (ngXRR)
No, your point wasn't missed. I just find it absurd.
To put it more succinctly: if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle. But she doesn't, and never will, regardless of how many "gender studies" folks say otherwise.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: torabora
They hang out with the Erie Woodpeckers.
And they are never late.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (anj39)
You can still find people driving in their cars alone wearing masks!
Posted by: Just sayin' at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (ngXRR)
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They're totally different things. One is political wonks making noise about things that don't really matter to the daily lives of real people and the other was a massive disruption - indeed, a destruction - of the daily lives of real people.
There was a major failure prior to COVID that exposed real-world consequences, which was foreign policy. Trump dumped the conventional foreign policy wisdom and cut a new path with really remarkable success. That was a major salvo against the expert rule but even that was small potatoes compared to COVID. People appreciated peace, of course, but the destruction of the idea of the competent classical postwar foreign policy expert had little day-to-day effect. COVID was the destroyer that really matters.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s)
And hopefully for the LAST TIME.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: irright at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (NTUk0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM
Don't forget fawn and taupe.
Posted by: The 'ettes
You've caught my interest.
It's beginning to ecru.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s)
And hopefully for the LAST TIME.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
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No. It changed last time too.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (zZu0s)
No, I don't recall it being a thing either & I'm older than 29. Therefore, it must have something to do with 'abortion (health) care' and the very old, unnecessary ERA. (March 3, 2023, 5:15 AM, BloombergLaw) Equal Rights Amendment Backers’ 100-Year Fight Turns to Congress)
Posted by: Lola at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (GshMh)
My wife (she's Russian, ya know) informed me this morning...sez she's due a bouquet of roses...told her to pick up a dozen at the grocery store.
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM
Actually, it's more like 3 hours and 51.5 minutes away.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (a3Q+t)
In response, Mikhail Podolyak, adviser to the head of President Zelensky's office said:
"Ukraine has nothing to do with the incident in the Baltic Sea and has no information about "pro-Ukrainian subversive groups."
.. I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: irright at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (NTUk0)
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Absolutely, and the more the better!
Posted by: Hormel Foods at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Also known as the worst day of the year. Which begins the worst week of the year.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 08, 2023 10:55 AM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:44 AM (t0OGg)
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And experts who dug deep and produced incontrovertible evidence are right-wing crackpots, no matter how universally respected they were before.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 08, 2023 10:55 AM (wzAuc)
My wife (she's Russian, ya know) informed me this morning...sez she's due a bouquet of roses...told her to pick up a dozen at the grocery store.
Posted by: BignJames at March 08, 2023 10:54 AM (AwYPR)
I don't see steak and a BJ day working out for you this year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (zZu0s)
Wait, wut?
Posted by: Arizona and Saskatchewan at March 08, 2023 10:55 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bud Abbot at March 08, 2023 10:55 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 10:40 AM
Don't forget fawn and taupe.
Posted by: The 'ettes
You've caught my interest.
It's beginning to ecru.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (w9Wax)
Don’t forget homo sepia
Posted by: Rex B at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (ia4BW)
Guess who's fussing most about the ERA not being passed. Why, it's those XY individuals in a skirt and wig with visible facial stubble. Yet women are chided that being nice us both free and priceless and these individuals *never* take anything away from "ciswomen" so saying they do is hysterical paranoia.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (PlEV5)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 08, 2023 10:47 AM (ykeLU)
Alas for those innocent days of yesteryear, when if one heard the term "bottom surgery", they'd assume it had something to do with hemorrhoids.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Just saying at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (vGgqU)
Otherwise it doesn't look black.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, healing quickly at March 08, 2023 10:56 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Jayhawks at March 08, 2023 10:57 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 10:53 AM (t0OGg)
You and TJM seem in perfect agreement which could be a strike against me.
But take a step back and ponder for a minute if changing how people vote by deployong a flurry of Experts who tell them a steady stream of lies - which then results in a country run by say, a Hillary Clinton or later a Joe Biden rather than a Trump, doesn't equally affect peoples lives?
I mean it's one step away from actually shutting doors, so fine it's i"ndirect". But the effect is quite the same.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:57 AM (ngXRR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 08, 2023 10:57 AM (DhOHl)
More like dropping a bowling ball into a swimming pool full of Jello, I'd think.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (bW8dp)
Bottom surgery is barbaric.
People who have a weird sex kink removing their ability to enjoy their kink as they engage in it has to be the most insane idea floated in recent memory.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: J. Random Moron at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (UbJ0q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:30 AM
*
Actually, it's more like 3 hours and 51.5 minutes away.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 08, 2023
***
Do I have to say it, Wesley?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (bW8dp)
They see more of her pussy than her fat belly allows her to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:52 AM (bW8dp)
I can live with that.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:59 AM (ngXRR)
And I apparently spelled that correctly, much to my surprise.
That's one of those words that always looks wrong, even if it's spelled right. At least for me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)
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The key word in this statement is 'insane.'
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 08, 2023 10:59 AM (OTXUv)
They see more of her pussy than her fat belly allows her to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Please, Brother Sponge, we need not be crass. 'Snizz.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Funny that never comes up when lil' Greta is addressing the UN, WEf, etc. on climate, eh?
Posted by: Jayhawks at March 08, 2023 11:00 AM (mqu1M)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2023 10:59 AM (bW8dp)
You said a mouthfull there. Oh, wait. Belay that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2023 11:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Douchebag Media at March 08, 2023 11:01 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 11:01 AM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 08, 2023 11:01 AM (PLOiB)
I mean it's one step away from actually shutting doors, so fine it's i"ndirect". But the effect is quite the same.
Posted by: ... at March 08, 2023 10:57 AM (ngXRR)
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The constant propaganda and lying have very real-world consequences, to be sure. But it will not lead to a peasant revolt or general disdain for the expert class. They get to lie about such things and remain comfortably ensconced in their towers.
COVID was a different story. It hit everyone's life, all at once, in huge ways, and the consequences were almost universally negative. And nothing got better, and anyone who asked questions was disparaged or silenced.
That stands out in a way that political games don't, and invites a much bigger reaction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 08, 2023 11:02 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 08, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)
Duly noted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 08, 2023 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at March 08, 2023 11:03 AM (PlEV5)
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Children's Author RL Stine [known for Goosebumps] Says His Books Were Edited Without His Knowledge
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 08, 2023 10:12 AM
I just saw that news. Scholastic issued a statement that admits to changing text of his "classic adolescent brand" to current woke standards. Censorship of books is bad; updating a brand is normal, see?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 08, 2023 11:03 AM (fxCK2)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:04 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: But oppression! at March 08, 2023 11:05 AM (YdDJ9)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:06 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:07 AM (RHGPo)
.. like they voted for Biden
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:09 AM (RHGPo)
Sununu: If GOP primary were today, DeSantis would win New Hampshire
B:
Trump now leads DeSantis by 41 points in New Hampshire
One of these is not like the other
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:10 AM (RHGPo)
.. Mitch McConnell stands with the 'evil empire'
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:13 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:06 AM (RHGPo)
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And when we can travel through a wormhole and mine the gold there, we'll all be trillionaires!
Posted by: I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE AND ECONOMICS at March 08, 2023 11:14 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: SMOD at March 08, 2023 11:15 AM (RHGPo)
Are you still bleeding?
Need a ride to the ER for stitches?
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