Hot Plus-Sized Model Cafe

Tokyo
by Japan City Blues at Instagram

A little motorcycle hop.

This makes a point but I don't like it. The poor corgi!

On the other hand: cats are always ready to throw paws.

LOL.

GigaChad Bowler.

Husky Drama School.

Rescuing a dog from the rubble, 23 days after the Turkey quake.

What? Moose shakes its own antlers off its head?

Chinese golden pheasants. Just neat. You see these drawn on Chinese restaurant menus. One of the big Chinese mythological creatures is based partly on these birds.

The best virtual reality technology is actually 5000 years old.

She sings with passion and assault.

The sport of the future: Competitive Girl-on-Girl Spanking. Where can I invest in the local franchise? I just admire the intricacies of the game, whatever those are.

This dude's face was my face when I was watching the Competitive Spanking video.

Another sport of the future: Greco-Roman Alligator Massage.

I feel you, kid.

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Priorities

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Pretty hot:

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Comments

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1 Anybody Home?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 08:45 PM (r46W7)

2 Thank you for the cafe, Ace! It's needed after the days we've been having lately!

Posted by: Toni at March 02, 2023 08:46 PM (PgM6e)

3 Evenin'

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 02, 2023 08:46 PM (d77Hc)

4 Got it all to myself, heh heh heh. IT'S MINE ALL MINE!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 08:46 PM (r46W7)

5 Priorities!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 02, 2023 08:47 PM (ZEMpz)

6 Another cool Japan photo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 08:47 PM (CsVWE)

7 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 08:48 PM (Wnv9h)

8 Did anyone ever watch the Rekieta/Rittenhouse interview? How was it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 08:48 PM (CsVWE)

9 ||Egypt unveiled the discovery of long corridor inside the Great Pyramid of Giza on Thursday, the first to be found on the structure’s north side.

The corridor, which measures 9 meters (nearly 30 feet) by 2 meters (more than 6 feet), is perched above the famous structure's main entrance and was detected using a scan, authorities said. The function of the chamber is currently unknown, although such corridors often lead to further archaeological discoveries.

Egyptian archaeologist Zahi Hawass and the country’s Minister for Tourism Ahmed Eissa, announced the discovery at the pyramid's base.

The chamber was discovered by the Scan Pyramids project, an international program that uses scans to look at unexplored sections of the ancient structure.||

Video: https://tinyurl.com/bdhap55r

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 08:49 PM (Vwz3I)

10 Another cool Japan photo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 08:47 PM (CsVWE)

I think Ace is turning Japanese.

Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2023 08:49 PM (AwYPR)

11 Come on
Admit it
You all clicked.on the girl-on-girl spanking first.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 08:49 PM (anj39)

12 The Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
Turkish rescuers save trapped dog three weeks after earthquake https://cutt.ly/h8bGNCA

https://tinyurl.com/2p8f2jx4
59-second video; no violence etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 08:49 PM (Vwz3I)

13 Spank the monkey

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 08:52 PM (Q4IgG)

14 There's competitive slapping too, I've seen clips. One person slaps the other person, then its their turn. Does not look fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 08:53 PM (0hOvj)

15 Honestly, no, I didn't bother with the spanking video. I went for the dude's silly face video, because with a setup like that it had to be lulzy and it was.

And the gator massage. That lizard's got it made, he gets to sit around doing cool gater stuff like eating things while some busty hot chick gives him a rubdown. Is it okay if I want to sexually identify as a gator? That's woke alphabet overlord friendly, right?

Posted by: CppThis at March 02, 2023 08:53 PM (PZvjL)

16 "Is it okay if I want to sexually identify as a gator? That's woke alphabet overlord friendly, right?
Posted by: CppThis "

It's right there in it. LGBT.

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 08:55 PM (iayUP)

17 This dude's face was my face when I was watching the Competitive Spanking video

Now there's a sport I can get behind!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2023 08:55 PM (qoGsy)

18 time for deer to shake off their antlers here ... would be awesome to catch it on a trail cam. They can flatten tractor tires if run over ... I found several out in the fields, fortunately spotted before running over them.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (Cus5s)

19 The lady popping the background sister is one of the Nooran Sisters, don't know which one

I only know because someone put their vocals to a Red Hot Chili Peppers backing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3VYORQhhWY

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (xhaym)

20 I'm eve so skifgrky aseun

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

21 First and third spanking chick has got the gams! May be the same girl.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 08:57 PM (anj39)

22 Inside the secret corridor, archeologists discovered an ancient hieroglyphic inscription which, when translated, read "Nefertiti does the Nasty!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 08:57 PM (r46W7)

23 How did this chalk end up on my wiener?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Jg7EG)

24 I'm eve so skifgrky aseun
Posted by: N. Lurker

It's alright Son, just let it out.

You're among friends.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2023 08:58 PM (qoGsy)

25 What did I say about commenting on threads after 300 comments?

You're taking your chances man.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 08:59 PM (up/3i)

26 I would pay per view for that Girl on Girl SpankFest.

Fuck the NFL and all that nonsense.

Is it from Russia? If it is Thank you Mr. Putin!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 08:59 PM (R/m4+)

27 More of a hobby thread thing, but something interesting that I learned last night: the actor Peter Cushing (Moff Tarkin in the OG Star Wars, various horror movies with his BFF Christopher Lee) was an avid tabletop wargamer with a collection numbering in the thousands.

Posted by: CppThis at March 02, 2023 08:59 PM (PZvjL)

28 I feel you kid.

What the F is a kid that age wearing a damn backpack for?
Are crippled kids the goal here?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 08:59 PM (anj39)

29 Another rainy Tokyo night. Love it.

Posted by: Tuna at March 02, 2023 09:00 PM (gLRfa)

30 4 There's competitive slapping too, I've seen clips. One person slaps the other person, then its their turn. Does not look fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

=======================

Sounds like Brain damage. The NFL players wear helmets and get concussions and life altering CTE during games. Not when you are standing there, letting some dude wind up full speed and slap your face.

I'd rather face a Rochambeau contest. At least my brains won't get scrambled.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:00 PM (Z32m1)

31 Democratic Maryland Mayor Arrested On 56 Child Pornography Charges

And...

When College Park Mayor Patrick Wojahn attended his first United States Conference of Mayors in January 2016, he received advice from another mayor: Pete Buttigieg.

shocked face emoji ->

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 09:00 PM (Q4IgG)

32 Oh gawd...

USS Titan in the middle of a nebula being chased by the enemy

And yeah Beverly's son is Picard's kid.

Will you stupid lazy hack writers stop stealing plot points from Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:01 PM (ZAOI3)

33 #12 Doh! Missed it under the husky link!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

34 I'm eve so skifgrky aseun
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

Ahhh...
So N. Lurker is a recently elected senator?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 09:02 PM (anj39)

35 We've had reports of a cockroach infestation in this Café's kitchen. I'm here to inspect the premises.
(( one hand out, low, palm up, fingers waggling ))

Posted by: Inspector, Dept of Virtual Health at March 02, 2023 09:02 PM (122XE)

36 The Best Shot In The History Of Bowling guy should be carved on Mt Rushmore.

Or not!!!

Just my fucking opinion, man.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:03 PM (iziT8)

37 Speaking of Star Wars, I highly recommend 4K77 even if you don't have a 4K television and/or are not generally into pie ratting stuff on the interwebs. It's essentially the "Han shot first" theatrical cut that George Lucas et al refuse to sell us, finally available in digital form.

Posted by: CppThis at March 02, 2023 09:04 PM (PZvjL)

38 As for the Portal Gun, the enemy commander uses it at one point to send USS Titan back into the nebula. And later sends one of Titan's photon torpedoes against the starship.

Where I have seen this kind of trick before? Oh yeah the Gamilas fleet used it against Yamato in Space Battleship Yamato: 2199 when the Gamilas commander would send in fighter squadrons against the space battleship in surprise attacks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:04 PM (ZAOI3)

39 Slap Fighting competition.

I cannot imagine why

https://youtu.be/YwNj8ZycZMI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:05 PM (0hOvj)

40 8 Did anyone ever watch the Rekieta/Rittenhouse interview? How was it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

======================

Good. A lot of the questions are constrained by Huber's Parents suing Kyle for killing the skateboarding felon who was trying to bash Kyle's brains in.

Now Gaige "Lefty" Grosskreutz is also suing Kyle too.

A lot of the information I put in the previous post is from watching the Murdaugh Murder trial on Rekieta's and Joe's Channels. SIX FREAKING WEEKS!

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:05 PM (Z32m1)

41 I'm eve so skifgrky aseun
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

Are you having a stroke, or are you eating cheetos while typing on your phone?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 09:05 PM (xhaym)

42 25 What did I say about commenting on threads after 300 comments?

You're taking your chances man.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 08:59 PM (up/3i)

You say that only 25 comments in. Seems a bit premature.

Posted by: Just a tad early at March 02, 2023 09:05 PM (YdDJ9)

43 I'd rather face a Rochambeau contest. At least my brains won't get scrambled.
Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:00 PM (Z32m1)

I'd much rather look at Rorschach tests...preferably with one of Joe Mannix's ladies.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (anj39)

44 32 Oh gawd...

USS Titan in the middle of a nebula being chased by the enemy

And yeah Beverly's son is Picard's kid.

Will you stupid lazy hack writers stop stealing plot points from Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:01 PM (ZAOI3)

Did you subscribe to Paramount Plus?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (CsVWE)

45 @32

>>Will you stupid lazy hack writers stop stealing plot points from Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan?

That would mean they would have to be original, that's not allowed in Hollywood anymore.

Well, nothing is really original, when you distill it to it's essence.

Everything is derivative of the Books of The Bible, Shakespeare or any number of mythologies.

Basically they have 4000 thousand years of stories to rip off and they keep mining something like 5.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

46 But seriously...the Turks clearly love animals. Can they be as bad as Lawrence of Arabia and Midnight Express paint them out to be?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:07 PM (iziT8)

47 I'm eve so skifgrky aseun
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

Check yourself for a stroke please.
you type like a Fetterman.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:08 PM (Z32m1)

48 You say that only 25 comments in. Seems a bit premature.
Posted by: Just a tad early at March 02, 2023 09:05 PM (YdDJ9)

Sounds like premature rumination.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 09:08 PM (anj39)

49 I don't like guys who thrown the bowling ball down the lane like its a basketball. Dents in the lane are bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:08 PM (0hOvj)

50 I had a friend, (he's passed on), who was in 4-H as a kid and became an instructor as an adult. He was always raising weird birds, incubating eggs, etc. He raised Guinea Fowl, weird ducks and chickens, and golden pheasants. He released two separate groups in the woods near lakes in Congers, NY and Valley Cottage, NY. I'll bet there are still colonies there.

Our ring-necked pheasants you may be familiar with aren't native, either. They were brought to US from Eurasia and have become very successful here.

Posted by: Bird is the Word at March 02, 2023 09:08 PM (wrJpE)

51 No subscription because I don't want to give Paramount or CBS any money.

Just me ranting on Dave Cullen's review of Episode 3.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:09 PM (ZAOI3)

52 Basically they have 4000 thousand years of stories to rip off and they keep mining something like 5.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

What if . . . They used Finnegan's Wake as a source?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 09:09 PM (xhaym)

53 46 But seriously...the Turks clearly love animals. Can they be as bad as Lawrence of Arabia and Midnight Express paint them out to be?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:07 PM (iziT

They elected Erdogan.

They sacked and raped Constantinople and desecrated possibly the most beautiful church in Christendom. They walked it back, and then Erdogan had it rededicated as a mosque.

Yes. They suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:10 PM (CsVWE)

54 I think Ace is turning Japanese.
Posted by: BignJames

Better Japanese, than Thai Ladyboy.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 02, 2023 09:10 PM (mrqmb)

55 Basically they have 4000 thousand years of stories to rip off and they keep mining something like 5.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

What if . . . They used Finnegan's Wake as a source?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 09:09 PM (xhaym)

What did I just read?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 02, 2023 09:10 PM (AiZBA)

56 So my choices for tonight are..

Stray

Ghost of Tsushima

Persona 5 Royal

Hmm..

I think I will make myself a Gimlet and dwell on this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:11 PM (up/3i)

57 51 No subscription because I don't want to give Paramount or CBS any money.

Just me ranting on Dave Cullen's review of Episode 3.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:09 PM (ZAOI3)

Heh. That is better. It's like a train wreck. Can't look away.

I seem to remember he liked the series overall though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:11 PM (CsVWE)

58 when translated, read "Nefertiti does the Nasty!"

Are you it wasn't "Nefertiri loves Moses?"

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:11 PM (TXFi7)

59 Basically they have 4000 thousand years of stories to rip off and they keep mining something like 5.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:06 PM (up/3i)

Yup...They should do a movie where Spock has to get home to Potang Farr but it involves a Vulcan Girl On Girl Spankfest to see who gets to have Spock penetrate where no man has gone before.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 09:12 PM (R/m4+)

60 There's competitive slapping too, I've seen clips. One person slaps the other person, then its their turn. Does not look fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I wish they just skip the to the chase and get to the ballkicking contest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 09:12 PM (XF9Gj)

61 I think I will make myself a Gimlet and dwell on this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:11 PM (up/3i)

How is Royal? I played 5, but have not sprung for Royal.

I have been amusing myself lately with State of Decay 2 and laughing at the destiny Lightfall launch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:12 PM (CsVWE)

62 No subscription because I don't want to give Paramount or CBS any money.

Just me ranting on Dave Cullen's review of Episode 3.
Posted by: Anna Puma

======================

The Youtube reviews of movies and shows are a lot more entertaining than the actual movies and shows.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:12 PM (Z32m1)

63 Most people seem positive about Picard season 3, but the best analysis is that its just not as insulting and offensive as previous seasons, and is overall pretty poor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:13 PM (0hOvj)

64 Our ring-necked pheasants you may be familiar with aren't native, either. They were brought to US from Eurasia and have become very successful here.
Posted by: Bird is the Word at March 02, 2023 09:08 PM (wrJpE)

"He sure was!", said the pregnant girl, with a sigh.

Posted by: just the punchline at March 02, 2023 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

65 Yeah he does like it but he also calls out a few goofs in this episode.

Anyway back to the model building. Watch TOS while doing it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:14 PM (ZAOI3)

66 The French sacked Constantinople first.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:15 PM (TXFi7)

67 They should do a movie where Spock has to get home to Potang Farr but it involves a Vulcan Girl On Girl Spankfest to see who gets to have Spock penetrate where no man has gone before.
------------
It's only logical.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 09:15 PM (Vwz3I)

68 I wish they just skip the to the chase and get to the ballkicking contest.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 09:12 PM (XF9Gj)

Day five. PPV only.
Day six is the "look like the band Rammstein" cakewalk wearing Adidas

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 09:15 PM (xhaym)

69 Anyway back to the model building. Watch TOS while doing it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 09:14 PM (ZAOI3)

I just finished Omega Glory (passed out before Kirk reads the constitution off from memory) and started in on Ultimate Computer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (CsVWE)

70 66 The French sacked Constantinople first.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:15 PM (TXFi7)

Fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (CsVWE)

71 @61

>>How is Royal? I played 5, but have not sprung for Royal.

There are more bosses, better graphics during battles and more things for you to unlock.

I just started it, I've been bouncing back and forth between that, stray and The Last of Us.

I recently got Ghost of Tsushima, it looks amazing, so I might get into that tonight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (up/3i)

72 The Youtube reviews of movies and shows are a lot more entertaining than the actual movies and shows.

Saves money and time too. Why watch a 3 hour movie for 13 bucks and popcorn to find out if its worth watching or not? We're past the days when you can have a reasonably good expectation of an entertaining time are long past. Its like walking blind into a room full of open cupboard doors. Its just a matter of time before you hit one with your face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (0hOvj)

73 'I'm eve so skifgrky aseun'

Are you okay?
You seem vaccinated

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (qQisc)

74 Northern Lurker...

You may be stroking or possibly have drunk way too much on an empty stomach.

I've done that.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (iziT8)

75 Can The Last of Us get any gayer?

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (pwExq)

76 That Yang vs. Cong episode was truly the worst.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

77 I recently got Ghost of Tsushima, it looks amazing, so I might get into that tonight.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (up/3i)

It is a gorgeous game. The combat is fun. The story is... ok. I would have liked more player choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:18 PM (CsVWE)

78 Even as an ten year old boy, I thought it sucked.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:18 PM (TXFi7)

79 Dad and basket coaster is what dad's are all about!

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 02, 2023 09:18 PM (iyVGU)

80 I just finished Omega Glory (passed out before Kirk reads the constitution off from memory) and started in on Ultimate Computer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (CsVWE)

I've said before that my favorite thing about Ultimate Computer is finding out that Blackula survived until the 23rd Century and became a leading scientist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 09:18 PM (r46W7)

81 76 That Yang vs. Cong episode was truly the worst.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

Comms. I enjoy it. Captain Tracy seems like an odd one to have escaped psychological testing though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:19 PM (CsVWE)

82 But seriously...the Turks clearly love animals. Can they be as bad as Lawrence of Arabia and Midnight Express paint them out to be?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:07 PM (iziT

Ummmmm...yes. They are mooselims.

Hitler loved "his" dogs too.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 09:20 PM (R/m4+)

83 Can The Last of Us get any gayer?
Posted by: blaster

The Last of Us musical with only 1 Clicker and 1 Bloater.

Posted by: Joker 2 (musical confirmed) at March 02, 2023 09:20 PM (F24yq)

84 Most people seem positive about Picard season 3, but the best analysis is that its just not as insulting and offensive as previous seasons, and is overall pretty poor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's made by the exact same woke low-flying shiteaters than want us dead or in camps. A few episodes of memberberries and semi-competent scripting isn't ever going to get me back. Hollywood needs to go bankrupt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 09:21 PM (XF9Gj)

85 "Can The Last of Us get any gayer? "

Everything will get hyper gay.

Then the hyper gay bubble will burst.

Or fail to do so.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:22 PM (iziT8)

86 Everyone else in the middle east agrees that the Turks are the most vicious and cruel of all of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 09:23 PM (r46W7)

87 Then the hyper gay bubble will burst.
Or fail to do so.
Posted by: eleven

Like that splodey whale on the beach. Spraying monkeypox everywhere.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 02, 2023 09:23 PM (mrqmb)

88 Most people seem positive about Picard season 3, but the best analysis is that its just not as insulting and offensive as previous seasons, and is overall pretty poor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's made by the exact same woke low-flying shiteaters than want us dead or in camps. A few episodes of memberberries and semi-competent scripting isn't ever going to get me back. Hollywood needs to go bankrupt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 09:21 PM (XF9Gj)

==================

My entertainment has been watching streamers on Rumble or Youtube. I watched the Murdaugh trial on Youtube at 1.75 x speed.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 09:24 PM (Z32m1)

89 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE T. E. LAWRENCE LOVED THE BUTT STUFF.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:26 PM (TXFi7)

90 President Biden @POTUS · 5h United States government official
I support D.C. Statehood and home-rule – but I don’t support some of the changes D.C. Council put forward over the Mayor’s objections – such as lowering penalties for carjackings.

If the Senate votes to overturn what D.C. Council did – I’ll sign it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 09:27 PM (Vwz3I)

91 Everyone else in the middle east agrees that the Turks are the most vicious and cruel of all of them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 09:23 PM (r46W7)

Hold my...ale? grog? mead?
~ Vlad The Impaler and Turk Killer

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 02, 2023 09:27 PM (iyVGU)

92 Nomming on home-made French fries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:28 PM (tkR6S)

93 Competitive chick spanking? Make it an Olympic sport, lose soccer if you need to make room.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 09:29 PM (VwHCD)

94 I've said before that my favorite thing about Ultimate Computer is finding out that Blackula survived until the 23rd Century and became a leading scientist.
Posted by: Tom Servo

In between, a brief reign as the King of Cartoons. 👑

Posted by: mindful webworker - the word of the day is Zyzzybalubah at March 02, 2023 09:29 PM (122XE)

95 Competitive chick spanking? Make it an Olympic sport, lose soccer if you need to make room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 09:29 PM (VwHCD)

Endorsed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:30 PM (tkR6S)

96 They elected Erdogan.

They sacked and raped Constantinople and desecrated possibly the most beautiful church in Christendom. They walked it back, and then Erdogan had it rededicated as a mosque.

Yes. They suck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:10 PM (CsVWE)

Constantinople was dead when the Venetians and Crusaders sacked it in 1204.. The zombified corpse lasted as long as it did because Tamerlane kicked the crap out of the Turks and they were busy for a few hundred years putting themselves back together.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:30 PM (eoQWY)

97 I just finished Omega Glory (passed out before Kirk reads the constitution off from memory) and started in on Ultimate Computer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:16 PM (CsVWE)

I've said before that my favorite thing about Ultimate Computer is finding out that Blackula survived until the 23rd Century and became a leading scientist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2023 09:18 PM (r46W7)

Eed Pubnista...

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:31 PM (eoQWY)

98 Feinstein has shingles.
Iran released the hostages because Reagan didn't deny the Democrat-created image of him as a hothead who would bomb Iran the way Carter failed to. Waiting until Reagan was inaugurated was another shiv at Carter. Which is weird because if Carter had been Ford (or, rather, if Ford had won in '76), Iran never would've happened.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2023 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

99 I've said before that my favorite thing about Ultimate Computer is finding out that Blackula survived until the 23rd Century and became a leading scientist.

William Marshall had one of the most amazing voices, huge charisma. He should have been a major star but it was Sidney Poitier's turn and one black actor at a time was the rule back then

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:31 PM (0hOvj)

100 6 That Yang vs. Cong episode was truly the worst.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 02, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

Comms. I enjoy it. Captain Tracy seems like an odd one to have escaped psychological testing though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:19 PM (CsVWE)

Dumbish concept, executed pretty well. Now "And the Children Shall Lead" on the other hand....

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

101 Dumbish concept, executed pretty well. Now "And the Children Shall Lead" on the other hand....
Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

Or the space hippies. Way to Eden?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:35 PM (CsVWE)

102 95 Competitive chick spanking? Make it an Olympic sport, lose soccer if you need to make room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2023 09:29 PM (VwHCD)

Endorsed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:30 PM (tkR6S)

There must be rules, therefore a rule committee. I'll volunteer as a impartial referee.

Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2023 09:35 PM (AmoqO)

103 Comms. I enjoy it. Captain Tracy seems like an odd one to have escaped psychological testing though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:19 PM (CsVWE)

Isn't that the one in the trial Tracy has one of the Yangs listen for Spock's heart to prove he's evil, and he can't hear it because the Vulcan heart is down by the liver?

He Haz No HEART

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

104 Dumbish concept, executed pretty well. Now "And the Children Shall Lead" on the other hand....
Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:33 PM (eoQWY)

Or the space hippies. Way to Eden?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:35 PM (CsVWE)

Damn...my decades long attempt to suppress that one just spoiled.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

105
There must be rules, therefore a rule committee. I'll volunteer as a impartial referee.
Posted by: Javems

I'm sure you could handle it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nMFct)

106 Isn't that the one in the trial Tracy has one of the Yangs listen for Spock's heart to prove he's evil, and he can't hear it because the Vulcan heart is down by the liver?

He Haz No HEART
Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

That's the one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:37 PM (CsVWE)

107 Comms. I enjoy it. Captain Tracy seems like an odd one to have escaped psychological testing though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:19 PM (CsVWE)

Me too...I enjoy anything where the ChiComs and any other commies are overrun and slaughtered to a man.

"They sacrificed hundreds, just to draw us out in the open. And then they came, and they came. We drained four of our phasers, and they still came. We killed thousands and they still came."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 09:37 PM (R/m4+)

108 There must be rules, therefore a rule committee. I'll volunteer as a impartial referee.
Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2023 09:35 PM (AmoqO)

Someone has to check for bootleg booty implants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:37 PM (tkR6S)

109 Damn...my decades long attempt to suppress that one just spoiled.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (eoQWY)

I'm a giver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:37 PM (CsVWE)

110 Eowyn 1980 magic animated decapition.
vs.
CGI stab to the face with helmet implosion.

Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2023 09:39 PM (FhXTo)

111 Olympic spanking rules. Imagine NASCAR-like templates to make sure the heels conform to tippy-topness specs.

Posted by: micky at March 02, 2023 09:39 PM (3byMq)

112 William Marshall had one of the most amazing voices, huge charisma.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I could listen to these dusky gentlemen all day:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ZFRyD-tWo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxDy5-asajo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS2LwKrXEQk

Posted by: SFGoth at March 02, 2023 09:41 PM (KAi1n)

113
Comms. I enjoy it. Captain Tracy seems like an odd one to have escaped psychological testing though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

He started out as a doctor on Tantalus Penal colony working for Inspector Frank Luger.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2023 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

114 110 Eowyn 1980 magic animated decapition.
vs.
CGI stab to the face with helmet implosion.
Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2023 09:39 PM (FhXTo)

I much prefer the Battle of the Pelenor Fields in the animated. Better imagery in my opinion.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:41 PM (CsVWE)

115 He started out as a doctor on Tantalus Penal colony working for Inspector Frank Luger.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2023 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

I thought that was him when I rewatched Dagger of the Mind last week.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:42 PM (CsVWE)

116 This thread sucks.

You people need to do better.

Posted by: Feinstein's Shingles at March 02, 2023 09:45 PM (iziT8)

117 116 This thread sucks.

You people need to do better.
Posted by: Feinstein's Shingles at March 02, 2023 09:45 PM (iziT

Sure Y5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:46 PM (CsVWE)

118 Olympic spanking rules. Imagine NASCAR-like templates to make sure the heels conform to tippy-topness specs.
Posted by: micky at March 02, 2023 09:39 PM (3byMq)

I read that as "tippy-topless" specs. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:46 PM (tkR6S)

119 I much prefer the Battle of the Pelenor Fields in the animated. Better imagery in my opinion.

I liked the Charge of the Rohirrim better live, but yeah. It was not the finest moment in the trilogy. The best I can say about the Return of the King is that it sucked less than Two Towers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:47 PM (0hOvj)

120 I got nothin'. Probably just as well. Not even sure what y'all are discussing here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 09:48 PM (Xrfse)

121 @charliekirk11 27m

Patrick Wojahn, the first openly gay mayor of College Park, MD—who was also a regular White House guest and Pete Buttigieg "mentee"—has just been arrested on 56 counts of child porn.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2023 09:49 PM (tp+tP)

122 Hah...interesting.

I only ever tolerated Y5.

Re-calibrating humor mode.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:50 PM (iziT8)

123 120 I got nothin'. Probably just as well. Not even sure what y'all are discussing here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 09:48 PM (Xrfse)

Uh. Star Trek and the Rankin Bass (Rank and Bass?) animated version of the Return of the King.

To be fair, it is a bit boring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:50 PM (CsVWE)

124 Damn. My deep fryer seems to have lost its mojo. Did two small baskets of fries right well, third basket is barely cooking, like the oil cooled right off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:50 PM (tkR6S)

125 How bout those Chinese Pheasants, bet they taste good.

Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2023 09:51 PM (AmoqO)

126 Patrick Wojahn, the first openly gay mayor of College Park, MD—who was also a regular White House guest and Pete Buttigieg "mentee"—has just been arrested on 56 counts of child porn.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2023 09:49 PM (tp+tP)

Why is this not a surprise?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:51 PM (tkR6S)

127 122 Hah...interesting.

I only ever tolerated Y5.

Re-calibrating humor mode.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 09:50 PM (iziT

Oh, I have no idea if it is Y5. Just one of his common complaints.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2023 09:52 PM (CsVWE)

128 Josh Hawley brought the fire to our modern-day Eichman, Merrick Garland.

Where are the other R senators in this fight?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2023 09:53 PM (KiBMU)

129 I'm sure you could handle it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 09:36 PM (nMFct)

Just trying to liven the place up a bit. Smiley face.

Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2023 09:54 PM (AmoqO)

130 Aha. Seems to be a power cord issue with the deep fryer. Blue pilot light is back on. Will give it another try.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

131 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:57 PM (tkR6S)

132 Frustrating when the cord goes bad, but at least its relatively easy to replace, or at least it used to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2023 09:57 PM (0hOvj)

133 >>> 126 Patrick Wojahn, the first openly gay mayor of College Park, MD-who was also a regular White House guest and Pete Buttigieg "mentee"-has just been arrested on 56 counts of child porn.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2023 09:49 PM (tp+tP)

Why is this not a surprise?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2023 09:51 PM (tkR6S)

The surprise is that someone arrested him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2023 09:57 PM (llON8)

134 Where are the other R senators in this fight?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2023 09:53 PM (KiBMU)

Cashing their graft checks?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 02, 2023 09:58 PM (hOUT3)

135 This is cool, you can play Ghost of Tshushima in "Kurosawa Mode."

This makes everything black and white with Japanese dialogue and English subtitles.

I might have to play it that way.

In fact, I must play the game that way.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 10:03 PM (up/3i)

136 Apparently you're supposed to spell it Turkiye now.

Or some stupid shit. Just like Keeeev. And Chornobyl.
----
The Virtual Reality video is so cute it's ridiculous.

Jump rope girl has the gams.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 02, 2023 10:07 PM (iKBwy)

137 All members of the deer family, of which moose are a member, shed and regrow their antlers every year. That's one of the defining differences between horns and antlers. Antlers get shed and regrown. That's totally normal, and it generally happens in late winter or early spring, so the timing is spot on.

We out west here make great sport of shed hunting, where we go looking for antler sheds because winter sucks out here and we're bored.

Posted by: Goober at March 03, 2023 01:19 PM (Hgvgt)

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