"Second Gentleman" Douglas Emhoff, Consort of Kamala Harris, Denounces Toxic Masculinity

He says he lives his life in defiant repudiation of toxic masculinity.

Yeah, Dougie, we noticed.

The video of Rich White Liberal Wine Mom Story hour talking about Doug Emhoff denouncing toxic masculinity is soo good.

Doug Emhoff: "There's too much of toxicity--masculine toxicity out there, and we've kind of confused what it means to be a man, what it means to be masculine" pic.twitter.com/YlMb07Vl0A
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) February 28, 2023

Question: Is Doug Emhoff a Secret Chad? Is all this crap about denouncing Toxic Masculinity just a cover for him going out and smashing ass twice a night?

Do you remember "The Kiss," and the Forbidden Passions it set off that threatened to Burn Down the White House?

"Doctor" Jill Biden gave Kamala Harris's "husband" an open-mouthed kiss at the State of the Union, because the 80-year-old Joe Biden just gets her engines revving so hot or something she needed to cvck him on national primetime tv.

"What a woman. What. A. Woman!" exclaimed Noted Conservative and NYT columnist David French, masturbating daintily.

The Free Beacon offers a frame-by-frame analysis of "Dr. Jill's open-mouthed make-out sesh with Kamala's husband."

"It had a 1970s Connecticut suburb Key Party vibe to it!" noted former Connecticut Suburb Key Party Magazine Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson.

So he'd know, I mean.

.@TuckerCarlson: "Dr. Jill...walked over to Kamala Harris's husband....and kissed him deeply square on the face without a mask. Something that NEVER EVER happens at his house." pic.twitter.com/DDb8ALNdqj
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 9, 2023

Kamala Harris lied to Spanish language television, claiming she didn't see her husband delivering a hot wet tongue-pulsing Soul Kiss on "Doctor Sex" Jill Biden.

.@VP Kamala Harris responds to Univision correspondent Edwin Pitti's question about The Kiss: "I haven't watched the video." pic.twitter.com/9nrrwh7b1R
— Jorge Bonilla (@BonillaJL) February 8, 2023

Maybe Doug Emhoff also has a Firm Pimp Hand. Maybe Kamala Harris said "Why did you kiss Jill open-mouthed in front of everybody?" and he said, with a Hard Pimp Glare, "Bitch, didn't see me kiss her open-mouthed in front of everybody. Get your stupid head screwed on right or I'll screw it right for ya."

And then she said, "Oh, you're right. It must be my mistake. I'm so sorry, Papi."

"Eyes down when you're wimpering at me, bitch!"

"I'm so sorry Papi. Eyes down. I'm so sorry I looked into your eyes. I didn't mean to challenge you."

"You can clap. It's okay." pic.twitter.com/BiB6E0rf1v
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 23, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM

Comments

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1 Not something he needs to be personally concerned about.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 02, 2023 02:00 PM (Zy9Yy)

2 not sponge, but centered

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

3 Not something he needs to be personally concerned about.
Posted by: aelfheld at March 02, 2023 02:00 PM (Zy9Yy)

Heh, no shit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

4 Toxic!

Posted by: Britney at March 02, 2023 02:01 PM (3Or4S)

5 Pussy
And to utter shame, he is a an MOT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 02, 2023 02:01 PM (Irn0L)

6 His daughter definitely appears to be the offspring of a father with no discernible masculinity.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2023 02:03 PM (TNyrE)

7 Rookie!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 02:03 PM (VgL6v)

8 Kamala's beard speaks

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2023 02:03 PM (bs+z0)

9 Center
Justification is as good
For you as
A nasty
Understeer.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 02, 2023 02:03 PM (glGDV)

10 Is
This
Us
Drilling
Down
?

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (glGDV)

11
( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (lEVn+)

12 Doug Emhoff:

I will do anything to be part of the Uniparty. Even Kiss Dr. Jill.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (Z32m1)

13 I know more about scotch than he knows about masculinity

and I hate scotch

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (us2H3)

14
Heh
Boobs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (lEVn+)

15 Probably innapropriate.

Posted by: Ashley Biden. at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (3Or4S)

16 11
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Was waiting for your entry!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (VgL6v)

17 8 Kamala's beard speaks
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2023 02:03 PM (bs+z0)

I rather hear from Spock's Beard...

Posted by: Lt Sulu at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (CCSxw)

18
B
I
N
G
O
And
Bingo
Was
His
Name
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Posted by: Holy Crap at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (glGDV)

19 ...
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Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2023 02:06 PM (44ww/)

20 That frame by frame analysis is so so funny. Who would have thought SOTU events could also be sexy times..

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 02, 2023 02:06 PM (mnUzy)

21
When DOCTOR Jill kisses someone, she has to report it to a public health agency.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2023 02:06 PM (oINRc)

22 How sad is the life of Kamala's husband if Dr. Jill looks good?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 02, 2023 02:06 PM (2YtOq)

23 "Dr. Jill...walked over to Kamala Harris's husband....and kissed him deeply square on the face without a mask. Something that NEVER EVER happens at his house."

==================

Do you know where her mouth has been?

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 02:06 PM (Z32m1)

24
Which
Way
Was
Up
Again?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 02, 2023 02:07 PM (glGDV)

25 Who would have thought SOTU events could also be sexy times..
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch

Sexy?
I'd label that gross rather than sexy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 02:07 PM (VgL6v)

26 Maybe Doug Emhoff also has a Firm Pimp Hand. Maybe Kamala Harris said "Why did you kiss Jill open-mouthed in front of everybody?" and he said, with a Hard Pimp Glare, "Bitch, didn't see me kiss her open-mouthed in front of everybody. Get your stupid head screwed on right or I'll screw it right for ya."

And then she said, "Oh, you're right. It must be my mistake. I'm so sorry, Papi."

"Eyes down when you're wimpering at me, bitch!"

"I'm so sorry Papi. Eyes down. I'm so sorry I looked into your eyes. I didn't mean to challenge you."
++++
Extremely funny, but nah - I doubt it.

His daughter wouldn't be, well, what she is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

27 Willowed point that should not be missed, re: black culture vs white trash:
---

There is an entire subset of white people who are just as ignorant and and have been taught to be victims so they live like victims with no responsibility for anything they do. Referred to as white trash where I am from.
--

This is a crucial difference though: they are recognized to be and openly referred to as "trash" by everyone else. And we avoid them like the plague.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (k1L5r)

28 Could have been worse..could have been Joe kissing Doug on the lips.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (mnUzy)

29 When you've never had or understood masculinity, it's easy to denounce it.

People fear what they don't understand.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2)

30 Now I have to use brain bleach to remove the image of David French masturbating daintily from my mind.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (eGTCV)

31
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Posted by: VERY well-endowed man at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

32 💋

Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

33 The Daily Daddario finds this whole appeal for feminine men to be confusing and unattractive:

https://tinyurl.com/dpf4vp2w

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

34 25 Who would have thought SOTU events could also be sexy times..
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch

Sexy?
I'd label that gross rather than sexy.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 02:07 PM (VgL6v)

Gross for us normal people. sexy times for the Dems.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (mnUzy)

35 Emhoff is a nebbish who has been trying and failing for two and a half years to make himself relevant in politics and social justice issues.

I wish he'd give it up and drag his equally irrelevant wife back to LA to live their lives in seclusion.

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (AMIL/)

36 Feeling slighty off center today. I better go check out the ad for the vertigo cure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (oE0yX)

37 Om.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (2hlEI)

38 Cucks gotta cuck.

And Mr. Kamala Harris has no penis.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (6Tc2R)

39 I
A
m
S
h
o
c
k
e
d

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (xhxe8)

40 16 11
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Was waiting for your entry!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2023 02:05 PM (VgL6v)

Ace gives me a gift sometimes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (lEVn+)

41 =^..^=

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (xlag0)

42 Now I have to use brain bleach to remove the image of David French masturbating daintily from my mind.
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (eGTCV)
++++
Better than when go for it with gusto.

Sometimes when he gets home from a long day of cucking out, he's all over himself like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (t0OGg)

43 The only thing that "The Kiss" is missing is the MST3K silhouette superimposed at the bottom of the picture.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (TNyrE)

44 I think it's disgusting how everyone picks on Kamala Harris.

After all, she's one of the greatest female oraltors in history!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (wtvvX)

45 Doug Emhoff truly does not have to be mistaken for a dude overcome by toxic masculinity. Or any other sort of masculinity.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM (W+kMI)

46 I don't suppose we can get Ace a show on Comedy Central. This is gold, Jerry!

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (OQkE9)

47 Nothing in this world is certain, except death, taxes, and ace f'king up the formatting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (UuD2k)

48 That frame by frame analysis is so so funny. Who would have thought SOTU events could also be sexy times..
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch

For Federal Denizens of Washington DC? Power is an aphrodisiac, and worship of political power is a fetish.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (Z32m1)

49 A classic AoSHQ reference on toxic masculinity:

https://tinyurl.com/3dupc8x5

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Is criticism of Mr. Kamala Harris anti-Semitic like criticism of George Soros is?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

52 I know more about scotch than he knows about masculinity

and I hate scotch
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (us2H3)
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I'll drink yours, then

I love it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (2hlEI)

53 Guy talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (kVF4j)

54 I love these games.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)

55 P
R
O
M
E
T
H
E
U
S

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (xlag0)

56 33 The Daily Daddario finds this whole appeal for feminine men to be confusing and unattractive:

https://tinyurl.com/dpf4vp2w
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

We need more pics of her kissing open-mouthed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (lEVn+)

57 *Lamont The Big Dummy kicks off shoes*

*Puts feet on coffee table*

*Sips whiskey from glass*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

58 I am feeling centered.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (JbZEe)

59 Toxic masculinity is why I call my penis, "the Stinger".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

60 He married the town bike. Of course he denounces masculinity.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (rJ48h)

61 "Lecher's hunchback" is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (t0OGg)

62 That kiss was as creepy as Joe talking about the nurses breath in his nostrils speech he gave this week. Can't beleive that wasn't covered here. What is it with Joey Paste and sniffing? I mean seriously WTF? Talk about toxic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (oE0yX)

63 Wasn't aware of any of this. Anyway, America desperately wanted this kind of degradation, it's getting it. 79M+ votes (I'm being very generous to the hand-wave "fraud" school here).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (OTzUX)

64 =^..^=
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM

Not too many people remember Bixies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (a3Q+t)

65 Actually until now didn't know who was tongue wrestling with Jill

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (xhxe8)

66 Glad that last thread is done, anyway.

But that kiss…where’s my barf bag?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (hTf8I)

67 A huge infusion of "toxic masculinity" is exactly what this crumbling society desperately needs right now.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (Xrfse)

68 "Second Gentleman" Douglas Emhoff, Consort of Kamala Harris, Denounces Toxic Masculinity"

$100 says he watches while the mailman and gardener engage in a three-way with Her Dumbness because he's flaccid and completely incapable of sexually performing, even if Alessandra Ambrosio was standing there butt naked.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (J47y1)

69
It's a little known fact that any member of the male gender who talks about 'toxic masculinity' has a small penis.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (enJYY)

70
Leave Doug Emhoff alone! Doug is the Second Gentleman. Willie Brown is still the First.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (Z32m1)

71 Monogamy and sexual privacy are shackles of White European and Christian culture! Dr. Biden should have kissed Vice President Harris to tear down our societal taboos on LGBTQIA+ relationships, and then they should have had a foursome right there on national television to encourage polyamory!!!

Posted by: Gen Z College PhD at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (JCZqz)

72 The Centragon was always my favorite film.

Posted by: Chock Nooris at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (Eat/p)

73 We need more pics of her kissing open-mouthed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (lEVn+)
++++
You really don't. Trust me. I'm not photgenic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

74 All of my masculinity is highly toxic, but also awesome, like do you even own a chainsaw bro...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (qIcql)

75 Toxic masculinity is why I call my penis, "the Stinger".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)
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A true fan of GoT would name his dick "Needle".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (2hlEI)

76 I'll drink yours, then

I love it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (2hlEI)

you'll have to fight the wife

she bites

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)

77 No worries they're both vaccinated and quadrupled boosted.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (NpAcC)

78 Second Gentleman is an awful title. It sounds like he's on deck at the Country Club glory hole.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (cupoy)

79 Boobs and Prometheus. This Thread makes up for the previous one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (a3Q+t)

80 73 We need more pics of her kissing open-mouthed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (lEVn+)
++++
You really don't. Trust me. I'm not photgenic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

I should have been more specific...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:13 PM (lEVn+)

81 "Chubby" and "Kamala" don't ever belong in the same sentence. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (J47y1)

82 Are you telling me that Sodom and Gomora on the Potomac is Sodom and Gomora on the Potomac????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (XF9Gj)

83 This wasn't just "The Kiss."

This was some Hawt GILF on GILF Lesbo action.

Posted by: Fritzy at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (YoZGp)

84 It's a little known fact that any member of the male gender who talks about 'toxic masculinity' has a small penis.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (enJYY)
++++
Sometimes. If they mean it.

Like "male feminists," though, a lot of them are probably casual rapists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (t0OGg)

85 I love the trope that says you gotta get shitfaced drunk and smash you sportscar in a vineyard. I love the trope that says sharing an intimate evening with a fucking Canadian wielding a hammer is non-toxic and loving.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (Jg7EG)

86 You know he will not kiss Kumala open-mouthed because, well, she is Kumala the cum-catcher.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY8)

87 67 A huge infusion of "toxic masculinity" is exactly what this crumbling society desperately needs right now.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (Xrfse)

Nature has a way of cleansing itself of the limp wristed soy boies. Mother natures pimp hand.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (JbZEe)

88 Tongue would have been even better.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:14 PM (oE0yX)

89 Ah, yes, The Kiss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9RFfGnPjU

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (OQkE9)

90 Mmmm.....Alessandra Ambrosio...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (lEVn+)

91 "You can clap. It's okay." pic.twitter.com/BiB6E0rf1v

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) February 23, 2023

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jeb Bush at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Minnfidel I saw that (typical, routine) bizarre creepy crap from the vile vegetable about the nurse and the whispering.

I wonder how much of the jaw-dropping, bizarre, utterly degrading and humiliating circus the typical suburban clueless Biden voter MSM/NPR-consumer is aware of. Probably not much, assume the state propaganda organs (the "press") sift and censor and curate things so as not to disturb their dim passive consumers.

But most of the ones I know would hardly flinch, anyway. Yet they still - even today - can barf up some utterly baseless anti-Trump nonsense (I mean even more lurid and stupid than what many commenters here still bring to the table).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (OTzUX)

93 73 We need more pics of her kissing open-mouthed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:10 PM (lEVn+)
++++
You really don't. Trust me. I'm not photgenic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)

===========

But putting yourself out there is so stunning and brave!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

94 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (MlLUG)

95 Still not as sexy as Johnny E and I. What a magical moment that was, Democrat convention, Johnny E and I gazing deep into each other's eyes as I stroked his cheek.

Sigh.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (2YtOq)

96 I do have a chainsaw that just tried again to get started, back to drawing board

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (xhxe8)

97 ../\_/\
>^,^
.../ \
.(___)___

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (xlag0)

98 Tucker cracks me up about that kiss, which rather reminds me of my parents on their anniversary, which is cool because they have more right to do so than those two on camera. But it does make a body wonder how far on the I, Claudius-meter our supposed betters have gone.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (W+kMI)

99 He not the second gentleman, he's the dude. That's what me and my wife call husbands of partners at her firm. Those jackoffs are real losers. All they do is talk about crap like making lunch for their wives, bee keeping, some other lame ass hobby they occupy their "workday" with. Hell one guy makes soap and just won't stop talking about it. Sweet fancy Moses they are pathetic men.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (fj5gn)

100 Stuck in the middle with U.

Posted by: Stealers Wheel at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (WmGrA)

101 If she approached me all open mouth like that I would have pushed down on her head and had my pants down before her knees hit the floor bro...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (qIcql)

102 Just watched this from the Liberty Daily...... the BioWeapon wasn't Covid, it was all the vaccines.... don't know this guy, but what he says in 2 minutes really concerned me.

https://tinyurl.com/3hh6kt9j

Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (tfZ8Q)

103 99 He not the second gentleman, he's the dude. That's what me and my wife call husbands of partners at her firm. Those jackoffs are real losers. All they do is talk about crap like making lunch for their wives, bee keeping, some other lame ass hobby they occupy their "workday" with. Hell one guy makes soap and just won't stop talking about it. Sweet fancy Moses they are pathetic men.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (fj5gn)

Any openings?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (UuD2k)

104 43 The only thing that "The Kiss" is missing is the MST3K silhouette superimposed at the bottom of the picture.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2023 02:09 PM

Dr. Biden/Second Gentleman Douglas Emhoff "The Kiss" > Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss"

Posted by: Gen Z College Art Professor at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

105 94 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?
=======
Paolo?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (W+kMI)

106 Trailer park trash whore gotta trailer park trash whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

107 What is this? The Zapruder film?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

108 why do I feel so...calm and centered today?

Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (tfZ8Q)

109 The
Kiss
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|
But
No
Tongue

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)

110 Cucks got to cuck... now available in pubic... I mean public.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (17s+e)

111 And you people thought I was the horny one in the relationship!!!!

Posted by: I sniff em I don't Lick em. at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (8tqoc)

112
I do have a chainsaw that just tried again to get started, back to drawing board

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM

Hahahah. Ethanol strikes again. All winter we've been sucking all the moisture out of your garage and into that gas tank.

Posted by: Ethanol at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (enJYY)

113 Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (xlag0)

So close!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

114 Minnfidel I saw that (typical, routine) bizarre creepy crap from the vile vegetable about the nurse and the whispering.

I wonder how much of the jaw-dropping, bizarre, utterly degrading and humiliating circus the typical suburban clueless Biden voter MSM/NPR-consumer is aware of. Probably not much, assume the state propaganda organs (the "press") sift and censor and curate things so as not to disturb their dim passive consumers.

But most of the ones I know would hardly flinch, anyway. Yet they still - even today - can barf up some utterly baseless anti-Trump nonsense (I mean even more lurid and stupid than what many commenters here still bring to the table).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM

Imagine if Trump said something like that? Splodeyheads!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:17 PM (oE0yX)

115 Does calling him gentleman simply about a title or is it a comment on his character?

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

116 @101

>>If she approached me all open mouth like that I would have pushed down on her head and had my pants down before her knees hit the floor bro.

I would think the chamber of the US HOR would be a little too public for a Lemon Party, but knowing the number of octogenarian freaks running around the place, I'm sure something like that is going on somewhere in The Capital City.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (xlag0)

117 I wonder if her lips smelled like taint?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (E+05M)

118 And you people thought I was the horny one in the relationship!!

Posted by: Kneeling Kamel at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (8tqoc)

119 how far on the I, Claudius-meter our supposed betters have gone.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (W+kMI)

You know that scene in Event Horizon where it's like some kind of orgy in hell?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (9UlRk)

120 96 I do have a chainsaw that just tried again to get started, back to drawing board
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Was it the chain or the motor? One is a little easier than the other. If it's an electric one with a bad motor I say throw it out and go to Menards.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (W+kMI)

121 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM

Everyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (oE0yX)

122 89 Ah, yes, The Kiss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9RFfGnPjU

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (OQkE9)

I'd rather have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dls_cBmUt7Q

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (CCSxw)

123 @13

>>So close!

Yes, the formatting of the blog leaves a lot to be desired, but ultimately, it is what makes this place charming and indispensable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (xlag0)

124 welp

sorry I got nothing

very gross all around

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (w0NJk)

125 Since marveling at the spectacle of the idiotic degraded trainwreck the US has become remains about all that's left, I wish Joe would enter his histrionically demented phase, in public, soon, and we get to see both his 25th Am. removal, and the hysterical celebrations by the brainless of the first woman "of color" in the Oval. And her stupidity and unfitness are of an entirely different style than Joe's (he's not one iota less stupid or unfit). Which will be darkly amusing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (OTzUX)

126 Rodin's "The Kiss" >>>>>>>> Dr. Biden/Second Gentleman Douglas Emhoff "The Kiss" > Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (2hlEI)

127 Does calling him gentleman simply about a title or is it a comment on his character?

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

Either that or "GentleFag"

Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (tfZ8Q)

128 were they aiming for the cheeks and misjudged distances or something?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (mnUzy)

129 Pro tip: NEVER RUN ETHANOL IN A SMALL ENGINE!

Yer welcome.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (JbZEe)

130 Welcome
To
Centerville

A
Great
Place
To
Raise
Your
Kids

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (iayUP)

131 101 If she approached me all open mouth like that I would have pushed down on her head and had my pants down before her knees hit the floor bro...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (qIcql)

No! Never, never, never put any part of your body into any orifice that has been used for any reason by a part of Joe Biden!

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

132 Their eyes meet
He whispers "Nancy's as frigid as her ice cream fridge"
She responds " Joe can't get it up or remember where to put it"
They kiss knowingly
Music swells
Fade out
Ick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (lReCd)

133 Does calling him gentleman simply about a title or is it a comment on his character?
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

In his case? Both.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (DRSnL)

134 Damn. Forgot the CR.

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (iayUP)

135 Now I'm not the world's most masculine guy
But when she cackles like a witch, she makes me cry
My Kamala, K-A-M-A-L-A, Kamala

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (wUHYj)

136 125 Since marveling at the spectacle of the idiotic degraded trainwreck the US has become remains about all that's left, I wish Joe would enter his histrionically demented phase, in public, soon, and we get to see both his 25th Am. removal, and the hysterical celebrations by the brainless of the first woman "of color" in the Oval. And her stupidity and unfitness are of an entirely different style than Joe's (he's not one iota less stupid or unfit). Which will be darkly amusing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (OTzUX)

========

I want her to run against Joe in the 2024 Democrat primary and drop out again before Iowa.

That would entertain me more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

137 This guy likes being pegged.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (LQjWA)

138 It's hilarious that Kumswala enters a room and thinks people should be compelled to clap for her.

You ain't that, whore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Emhoff’s been hanging out with Harry Markle, obviously.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (hTf8I)

140
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Centrist at March 02, 2023 02:20 PM (t0OGg)

141 Am I a bad person for still wanting to see Nicole Wallaces' face jammed into the base of my cock?

Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (tfZ8Q)

142 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?

Oh, the list is long...

Posted by: Willie Brown at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (Sv58p)

143 What is this? The Zapruder film?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM

You can see in the frames...he reached for Dr. Jill's grassy knoll, glancing towards the sperm depository. (AKA Kamala)

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (oE0yX)

144 >>>I wonder if her lips smelled like taint?

>More likely wine box chardonnay and poli-grip.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (Jg7EG)

145 I can't picture Melania kissing Pence like that.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

146 Anyone who could listen to Kamala speak on a subject and hear that laugh on a regular basis is effed in the head. Of course, he doesn't care about his masculinity. He's got bigger fish to fry. No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (DcKNO)

147 143 What is this? The Zapruder film?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM

You can see in the frames...he reached for Dr. Jill's grassy knoll, glancing towards the sperm depository. (AKA Kamala)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (oE0yX)

There was a second smoocher!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (9UlRk)

148 I am NOT centered after that 10-step diagram. That was disturbing.

Posted by: pookysgirl, grossed out at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (dtlDP)

149 WFB meme is very funny!

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (MvF+J)

150 Jonathan Capehart is not a possessor of masculinity, unless his husband is really butch.

Posted by: huerfano at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (dTFZY)

151 Am I a bad person for still wanting to see Nicole Wallaces' face jammed into the base of my cock?
Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (tfZ8Q)

*performs image search*

NOPE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

152 2nd Gentleman is better the The Ho's latest

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (gyOwm)

153
------------
Welcome
To
Centreville

A
Great
Place
To
Raise
Your
Kids
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Posted by: lets try that again at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (iayUP)

154 119 how far on the I, Claudius-meter our supposed betters have gone.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (W+kMI)

You know that scene in Event Horizon where it's like some kind of orgy in hell?
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I'm going to carefully not think about the Potato Junta and their respective spouses doing that sort of thing. I may be a sinner with a fetish or two, but that's disgusting!!

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (W+kMI)

155 Pro tip: NEVER RUN ETHANOL IN A SMALL ENGINE!

Yer welcome.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Yes, but what if you have a Wankel engine handy?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (XF9Gj)

156 Disgusting.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (tITEI)

157 This is just the foreplay until the hammers come out - Paul Pelosi

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (E+05M)

158
Pro tip: NEVER RUN ETHANOL IN A SMALL ENGINE!

Yer welcome.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM

Misinformation. Ethanol will run well in a small engine. For a while. Until it doesn't. Usually by March it's too late.

Posted by: Ethanol at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (enJYY)

159 Two words. Genital warts.

Posted by: jeannebodine at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM (9GZoj)

160 At least I, Claudius had decent-looking whores in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (hTf8I)

161 141 Am I a bad person for still wanting to see Nicole Wallaces' face jammed into the base of my cock?
Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (tfZ8Q)

"The cock wants what the cock wants..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (lEVn+)

162 TJM the problem with the vegetable actually "running" again is that there will be no campaign. Just as last time. So that literally unbelievable spectacle - an unpopular unaccomplished nasty stupid freak running for president and literally having no campaign* - has already been done.

* this includes the 2 key battleground counties in MI, where the local Dem network said they were pretty amazed that there literally was no presence or effort by the Biden "campaign" (narrator: these counties have been some of the most fought-over places in every presidential cycle since the 80s)

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (OTzUX)

163 VP Kablabla Harris will be in Denver next Monday to spout climate change gibberish

article says event will be a 'moderated discussion'. I think this means she won't be allowed to speak off the cuff, lest she utter incomprehensible word salad.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

164 "Disgusting.
Posted by: Infidel "

Sorry. I can't help myself.

Posted by: lets try that again at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (iayUP)

165 Did anyone ask Emhoff what Willie Browns cock tasted like?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (LQjWA)

166 145 I can't picture Melania kissing Pence like that.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

Pence can, and probably dreams about it every night.

Posted by: pookysgirl, realist at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (dtlDP)

167 And why is DOCTOR Jill wearing a bed sheet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Does calling him gentleman simply about a title or is it a comment on his character?
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:18 PM (eGTCV)

"I knew he was a gentleman, I saw him come out of a room that said so"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (xhaym)

169 oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

Posted by: The man in the mirror at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (cupoy)

170 89 Ah, yes, The Kiss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9RFfGnPjU

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:15 PM (OQkE9)

I'd rather have this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dls_cBmUt7Q
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2023 02:19 PM (CCSxw)

I realize now the Flash Gordon video needed more Ornella Muti.

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (OQkE9)

171 11
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 02:04 PM (lEVn+)

***

I can dig it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (anj39)

172 can't picture Melania kissing Pence like that.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

Pence can, and probably dreams about it every night.

Posted by: pookysgirl, realist at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (dtlDP)

Lurker misspelled Buttigieg

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (MlLUG)

173 This must be the weirdest and creepiest administration ever.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

174 Pence can, and probably dreams about it every night.
Posted by: pookysgirl, realist at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (dtlDP)

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Yes. His wife is kind of meh. As is Pence's personality so really, they're a good couple.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (DcKNO)

175 these formatting errors seem to be happening more often

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO8)

176 VP Kablabla Harris will be in Denver next Monday to spout climate change gibberish

It was 38 in LA this morning.

Shove climate change up your disgusting meat flap whore hole......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

177 145 I can't picture Melania kissing Pence like that.

Melania, being eastern european would kill a milquetoast like Pence with just a kiss.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

178 143 What is this? The Zapruder film?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM

You can see in the frames...he reached for Dr. Jill's grassy knoll, glancing towards the sperm depository. (AKA Kamala)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM (oE0yX)

There was a second smoocher!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:21 PM

Well he had visited RRrrrrruuuussssia! Hmmmm...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (oE0yX)

179 Why does everyone automatically think he put Speedway gas in the chainsaw?

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (W+kMI)

180 156 Disgusting.
Posted by: Infidel
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No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.

Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS)

181 175 these formatting errors seem to be happening more often
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO

Well, when you're dictating the html over telephone...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (9UlRk)

182 He says he lives his life in defiant repudiation of toxic masculinity.

In other words, he sits to piss.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (HW8S1)

183 Previously: we are gray, we stand between the light and the dark
Now: we are centered we stand between the left and right margins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (lReCd)

184 these formatting errors seem to be happening more often
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (geLO8 )

Are you saying Ace is old and shouldn't be AoS President anymore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

185 You can run ethanol in a small engine. You just need to drain the fuel tank completely, flush all the ethanol shit out completely with gasoline, replace any gaskets that contacted ethanol, and rebuild the carburetor when your done.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (UuD2k)

186 My lips taste like Willie Brown most of the time so I'm not apologizing for taking Shartpants' sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (OZjDX)

187 162 TJM the problem with the vegetable actually "running" again is that there will be no campaign. Just as last time. So that literally unbelievable spectacle - an unpopular unaccomplished nasty stupid freak running for president and literally having no campaign* - has already been done.

* this includes the 2 key battleground counties in MI, where the local Dem network said they were pretty amazed that there literally was no presence or effort by the Biden "campaign" (narrator: these counties have been some of the most fought-over places in every presidential cycle since the 80s)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (OTzUX)

=========

It worked last time when Biden wasn't even an incumbent president. It'll work again.

He already has one primary challenger (crystal lady from last time), and I expect more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)

188 No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS

Ok, that's enough internet for today. Bye everyone.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (fj5gn)

189 oh, ace, you and your right wing talking points. It didn't happen, and if it did, it's ok, and here's why. Also, you should be doing it to.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (MLrvz)

190 Colorado has a First Gentleman too. It's not clear who's pitching and who's catching.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (geLO8)

191 how far on the I, Claudius-meter our supposed betters have gone.

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Well, a jackass is our president so Caligula has got nothing on us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (FVME7)

192 This must be the weirdest and creepiest administration ever.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

All low life trash.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (gmo/4)

193 I'm a bit surprised Doug Emhoff didn't pat her ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

194 No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS)

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No, it's you using the word "panties." It's like "crevice" something is off about it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (DcKNO)

195 It was a tell that the intro music prior to the kiss was "I touch myself".

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (oE0yX)

196 what he says in 2 minutes really concerned me.

https://tinyurl.com/3hh6kt9j
Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:16 PM (tfZ8Q)

Scary shit.
The woman seems to have ample sweater puppies.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY8)

197 I can understand Jill's motivation here--Daddy's a really good kisser.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (sWM8x)

198 Kinda like the pelosi hubbie and his sickness. Creepy as f.

Posted by: Infidel at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (tITEI)

199 162 TJM the problem with the vegetable actually "running" again is that there will be no campaign. Just as last time. So that literally unbelievable spectacle - an unpopular unaccomplished nasty stupid freak running for president and literally having no campaign* - has already been done.

* this includes the 2 key battleground counties in MI, where the local Dem network said they were pretty amazed that there literally was no presence or effort by the Biden "campaign" (narrator: these counties have been some of the most fought-over places in every presidential cycle since the 80s)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:23 PM (OTzUX)

It's because Trump is so unelectable, rhomboid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

200 This must be the weirdest and creepiest administration ever.
Posted by: N.Lurker

If a Republican gets elected, they'll have to tent the White House to fumigate it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (HW8S1)

201 Two hundred in, and the barrel is still empty.

Posted by: Stealers Wheel at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (WmGrA)

202 Well, a jackass is our president so Caligula has got nothing on us.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 02, 2023 02:26 PM (FVME7)

and a pig for a first lady.

We got the whole damn farm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (9UlRk)

203 Actually I wouldn't consider Slovenia eastern Europe. Some slavic-ness, but really more of a mountainous semi-Mediterranean place, bordering Italy. Not even central Europe. But that's just me, and maybe I need to review the situation more.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (OTzUX)

204 Kamala is going to talk climate change in an area that has seen tremendous snowfall this year?

Hahaha

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (2YtOq)

205 No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS

Ok, that's enough internet for today. Bye everyone.
==
One moron down, 500 to go.

Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:27 PM (j76DK)

206 160 At least I, Claudius had decent-looking whores in it.
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This is true, Caesar would never settle for inferior quality whores. The Beltway still needs to catch up. JFK is most assuredly shaking his head in disappointment.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:28 PM (W+kMI)

207 This must be the weirdest and creepiest administration ever.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

Rated Absolutely True

Posted by: An Honest Fact Checker at March 02, 2023 02:28 PM (tfZ8Q)

208 Dr Jill believes she rocks butt floss.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:28 PM (eGTCV)

209 It was 38 in LA this morning.

Shove climate change up your disgusting meat flap whore hole......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

2.5-3" of snow here in southern Arizona.

But weather isn't climate until there's a hot day.

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (OQkE9)

210 Well Doug Emhoff's brother is Jack.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (oE0yX)

211 "Maybe Doug Emhoff also has a Firm Pimp Hand. Maybe Kamala Harris said "Why did you kiss Jill open-mouthed in front of everybody?" and he said, with a Hard Pimp Glare, "Bitch, didn't see me kiss her open-mouthed in front of everybody. Get your stupid head screwed on right or I'll screw it right for ya."

And then she said, "Oh, you're right. It must be my mistake. I'm so sorry, Papi."

"Eyes down when you're wimpering at me, bitch!"

"I'm so sorry Papi. Eyes down. I'm so sorry I looked into your eyes. I didn't mean to challenge you."

So, you've obviously thought about this little scene...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

212 ==
No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS)

That might explain the look on the old broad's face.

THE SMELL, she cried. THE SMELL.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

213 210 Well Doug Emhoff's brother is Jack.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (oE0yX)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

214 Oh wait wait: and it’s all our fault anyway. Oh what a relief. And you better get some ice on that.

Posted by: Holy Crap at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (glGDV)

215 Slovenia is a Balkan country, so southeastern Europe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (hTf8I)

216 This must be the weirdest and creepiest administration ever.
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (eGTCV)
++++
If there are two things that define the contemporary environment, it's weirdness and evil.

It's evil, but it's also so damned *weird* at the same time. Incredibly weird. Insane, even, a lot of the time.

It makes me wonder whether those people who are convinced that the Large Hadron Collider shunted us off into a parallel universe where everything is insane are on to something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

217 179 Why does everyone automatically think he put Speedway gas in the chainsaw?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (W+kMI)

My Son bought a new Cub Cadet weed eater. 4 stroke. Ran ethanol in it after I told him not to. Then, after a couple of months, it would no longer start. He got mad and bought a new one. Gave the new old one to me. I cleaned the carb and filled it with non-ethanol gas. Been using it for 3 years now.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (JbZEe)

218 Ace must be out getting eggs.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (NpAcC)

219 It would be odd to discover that Emshoff and DOCTOR jill are actually running the executive branch, to the best of their abilities.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (xhaym)

220 No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM (dKckS)

That might explain the look on the old broad's face.

THE SMELL, she cried. THE SMELL.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Oh sponge, you magnificent bastard, you always LEAN IN . . .

Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (HPY5c)

221 2.5-3" of snow here in southern Arizona.

But weather isn't climate until there's a hot day.
Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (OQkE9)
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We got far more of that white fluffy global warming here in Northern AZ

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (2YtOq)

222 My Son bought a new Cub Cadet weed eater. 4 stroke. Ran ethanol in it after I told him not to. Then, after a couple of months, it would no longer start. He got mad and bought a new one. Gave the new old one to me. I cleaned the carb and filled it with non-ethanol gas. Been using it for 3 years now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (JbZEe)

New weed eater: free.

Being right: priceless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

223 Emhoff should have seen if he could pull off the popcorn trick from Diner with Jill

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (lReCd)

224 Yes, but what if you have a Wankel engine handy?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:22 PM

Meh.

*makes wankel motion*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (kVF4j)

225 >>>No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.

>What's disgusting is Dr. Jill pulled a Rhianna halftime show lip teaser just before she planted her moist gob on Doug.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (Jg7EG)

226 Well Doug Emhoff's brother is Jack.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (oE0yX)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY "JACK EMHOFF" OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS LIKE "JACK HIM OFF"!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (2hlEI)

227 ========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

IT'S FUNNY AS LONG AS HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED 'MEE HOFF' SO YOU JACK ME OFF.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

228
You can run ethanol in a small engine. You just need to drain the fuel tank completely, flush all the ethanol shit out completely with gasoline, replace any gaskets that contacted ethanol, and rebuild the carburetor when your done.

Easy peasy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM

That's about right. Even my tractor, an MTD sold under half a dozen names, I ordered a new carb for after leaving untreated ethanol gas in it one winter. How common is the problem? Same day delivery on Amazon. Order in the next 15 minutes and we'll deliver in the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (enJYY)

229 Aetius, true. Generating the largest incumbent vote increase in history, while having the highest partisan approval rate in history, sort of confirms this.

But don't fret. The non-college white vote, which Trump mobilized even more than Reagan, I think (though it's hard to do apple/apple comparisons like this), is just lying there in the key states. Anybody can come along and pick it up. At least that's my impression reading the HQ political handicapping.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (OTzUX)

230 It makes me wonder whether those people who are convinced that the Large Hadron Collider shunted us off into a parallel universe where everything is insane are on to something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

Maybe that's why none of Biden's stories make any damn sense. He brought them all over from Retardtopia, where all his dumb bullshit is just how things are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk)

231 Gave the new old one to me. I cleaned the carb and filled it with non-ethanol gas. Been using it for 3 years now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Set a can of mixed gas somewhere for 3 months. Look into it. Now try to figure out why a seldom used gas engine can't run on that.
Empty the tank at the end of the season. Use non-ethanol gas.

Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (s2V+q)

232 Oh my.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

233 New weed eater: free.

Being right: priceless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (zZu0s)

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Well done.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (DcKNO)

234 226 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY "JACK EMHOFF" OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS LIKE "JACK HIM OFF"!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (2hlEI)

227 IT'S FUNNY AS LONG AS HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED 'MEE HOFF' SO YOU JACK ME OFF.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

235 There's an imposter in our midst.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Emhoff.

Effhoff, Jackhoff.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2023 02:33 PM (rqgpJ)

237 Try using Sta-Bil.

Works well in all my lawn gear. Mower starts every year. 22 year old weed eater is a little stubborn, but it's 22 years old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

238 I can't say global warming anymore, my brain always makes me say global warmening. I know it will piss someone off one day. But screw 'em.

Posted by: InZona at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (OQkE9)

239 Pence was a frog. Trump tried to make him into a prince. Pence said thanks and fuck you.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (MlLUG)

240 177 145 I can't picture Melania kissing Pence like that.
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Melania, being eastern european would kill a milquetoast like Pence with just a kiss.
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Followed by Pence being anguished at kissing a woman with adultery in his heart, like Jimmy the Peanut. Of course, that's assuming it would ever happen, because Melania is married to a real true man and has no time for losers.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (W+kMI)

241 IT'S FUNNY AS LONG AS HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED 'MEE HOFF' SO YOU JACK ME OFF.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER

Make like a leaf and get out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (XF9Gj)

242 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (2hlEI)

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

There's two Ben Rothlisbergers! WE'VE REACHED THE COMMENT SINGULARITY!

Posted by: pookysgirl, panicking at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (dtlDP)

243 Ace's knowledge and ability to convey details about pimping is slightly startling, but upon reflection, is understandable, his being one of the 1% of Vespa riders and all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)

244 241 Make like a leaf and get out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (XF9Gj)

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You're as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

245 Make like a leaf and get out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (XF9Gj)

'Ronald Reagan!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

246 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
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Neither do I.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (2hlEI)

247 Mike Pence couldn't pucker his lips if you crammed a cattle prod up his ureter, that plastic injection molded motherfucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (9UlRk)

248 234 226 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WHEN YOU SAY "JACK EMHOFF" OUT LOUD, IT SOUNDS LIKE "JACK HIM OFF"!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM (2hlEI)

227 IT'S FUNNY AS LONG AS HIS NAME IS PRONOUNCED 'MEE HOFF' SO YOU JACK ME OFF.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

2 out of 2 BENs can't be wrong!Someone is jackin' someone off here today!

Posted by: SSBN656(G) at March 02, 2023 02:36 PM (tfZ8Q)

249 Well Doug Emhoff's daughter is Ella.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 02, 2023 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

250 22 year old weed eater
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM

No Crocs for you, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

251 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (Xrfse)

252 246 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
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Neither do I.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (2hlEI)

No comment

Posted by: Mike Litoris at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (eGTCV)

253 Chainsaws are fun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (hTf8I)

254
But it wasn't the bullshit that laid us to rest
Was the low-T of high-heeled Dougs

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (nMFct)

255 I remember back in 8th grade, we had a substitute teacher, a football coach, in our history class. His name was Jack.

One kid raised his hand during a quiet period and asked "Jack? Is your middle name Meoff?"

It didn't go well after that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

256 217 179 Why does everyone automatically think he put Speedway gas in the chainsaw?
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM (W+kMI)

My Son bought a new Cub Cadet weed eater. 4 stroke. Ran ethanol in it after I told him not to. Then, after a couple of months, it would no longer start. He got mad and bought a new one. Gave the new old one to me. I cleaned the carb and filled it with non-ethanol gas. Been using it for 3 years now.
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So I see, Xipe. I suppose you've been properly smug about it ever since? For the record I use a battery-powered one. Ditto for the chainsaw.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (W+kMI)

257 Toxic Masculinity means being unable to do more than five straight leg pushups and drinking more than six beers in a week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (lf83v)

258
Try using Sta-Bil.

Works well in all my lawn gear. Mower starts every year. 22 year old weed eater is a little stubborn, but it's 22 years old, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM

I use Sta-Bil AND a carb cleaner together. So far, so good. But a couple of weeks from starting stuff up again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (enJYY)

259 From Insty:
INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AND RESPONSES ARE AN INDICATOR OF DEMENTIA: Joe Biden Laughs While Talking About Fentanyl Deaths.

Of course, in Biden’s case, it could just be his longstanding disregard for simple human decency.

Posted at 2:18 pm by Stephen Green 12

https://tinyurl.com/4ur7y8ha

This guy is a real piece of shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

260 Pikers......

Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

261 251 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (Xrfse)

Do a web search. You should find a listing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (JbZEe)

262 I aM lUmP

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Vu7A1)

263 Yes. His wife is kind of meh. As is Pence's personality so really, they're a good couple.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2023 02:24 PM

Fewer things I've seen in this world that are more bland.

Posted by: Plain Yogurt at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

264 252 246 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
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Neither do I.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at March 02, 2023 02:35 PM (2hlEI)

No comment
Posted by: Mike Litoris at March 02, 2023 02:37 PM (eGTCV)

Drink Dicken's Cider!

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (zZu0s)

265
https://tinyurl.com/4ur7y8ha

This guy is a real piece of shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

He blamed Trump.

What a f*ck......

Posted by: Mike Hunt at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Do a web search. You should find a listing.

I did that a while back. One result and the station is no longer in business.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Xrfse)

267 I denounce toxic masculinity too!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (YqDXo)

268 >>>Ace must be out getting eggs.

>ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

269 DAMN IT!!!!!!

I was doing so good today too.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Same here!

Posted by: Rachel "Rocky" Levine at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

271 Did someone say Jack Emhoff?

Then check out this news.

https://tinyurl.com/5xhfmvy9

Metal detectorist discovers a 2,000-year-old bronze nude figure with a huge hinged PHALLUS in a field in Lincolnshire

The artifact is a bronze nude figure with an oversized phallus in its right hand

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (AMIL/)

272 The GEC has apparently been creating its own separate backlists for Twitter. Taibbi described one case: “Here are 5500 names GEC told Twitter it believed were ‘Chinese… accounts’ engaged in ‘state-backed coordinated manipulation.’ It takes about negative ten seconds to find non-Chinese figures.” GEC’s so-called “‘Chinese’ list included multiple Western government accounts and at least three CNN employees based abroad. ‘Not exactly Anderson’s besties, but CNN assets if you will,’ quipped Twitter’s Patrick Conlon. ‘A total crock,’ added Trust and Safety chief Yoel Roth.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

273 *makes wankel motion*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:31 PM

That's the finger circling the ear 'crazy' motion, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (a3Q+t)

274
>ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

That's cruel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

275 For the record, ERs are boring.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (kVF4j)

276 Papi???

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (Nw6sz)

277 DAMN IT!!!!!!

I was doing so good today too.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

I was one thread too late! I owe Ace $10.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

278 Come on, Sponge, admit it. You were that kid, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (hTf8I)

279 180 156 Disgusting.
Posted by: Infidel
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No, what's disgusting is that Dr. Jill wasn't wearing panties.
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:25 PM

What's disgusting is Douglas Emhoff was wearing VP Harris' unwashed panties.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (JCZqz)

280 One thing about Kamala that makes her better than Joe is she never finger raped her daughter.
That we know of.
As long as that diary stays hidden, at least.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (0u9on)

281 For the record, ERs are boring.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (kVF4j)

Uh oh, what are you doing in the ER?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (DRSnL)

282 268 >>>Ace must be out getting eggs.

>ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

Or at least her arm pit. He blends in with the hair.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

283 251 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.
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I use battery powered lawn & garden tools of the sort you get at Harbor Freight, where they all use the same battery and are colored like Legos. Only get about 3 hours tops from the battery, but that's usually enough yard work at a time for me.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (W+kMI)

284 I wonder if the kiss reminded her of Hunter?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (E+05M)

285 I don't get it either.

Posted by: Fister Strokenoff at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

286 That's about right. Even my tractor, an MTD sold under half a dozen names, I ordered a new carb for after leaving untreated ethanol gas in it one winter. How common is the problem? Same day delivery on Amazon. Order in the next 15 minutes and we'll deliver in the next 15 minutes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 02, 2023 02:32 PM (enJYY)

Bought a new Craftsman mower (4-stroke) from Sears about 12 years ago. Put in gas, used it for the first time and it dies after about 4 minutes.

Took it back to Sears. They asked me if I'd used straight gas without any fuel additive (STA-BIL), and I said yeah. They said you have to add it. I told them it didn't say that anywhere in the owner's manual. They said it was stated in the little additional handout "that I'd been given".

I politely informed them that they had NOT given me a handout indicating that. They then offered to fix the engine for me. I told them fuck no, give me a new mower, which they finally did.

Any wonder Sears is basically dead?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

287 Come on, Sponge, admit it. You were that kid, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (hTf8I)

Actually no. It was my first year in Texas from the hated northern territory, so I was as silent as a mouse for much of that year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

288 record I use a battery-powered one. Ditto for the chainsaw.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (W+kMI)
If you can get away with battery power you don't need much. My chainsaw is a Husky with a 25" bar, and that is often not enough.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (JbZEe)

289 Question: Is Doug Emhoff a Secret Chad? Is all this crap about denouncing Toxic Masculinity just a cover for him going out and smashing ass twice a night?

Him getting his ass smashed twice a night.

The kiss was - as implied - cover

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (NW9xb)

290 "Would a Peter File please report to the check in desk. We're looking for a Peter File."

"That's me! I'm Peter File!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

291
I was one thread too late! I owe Ace $10.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

Always bet on black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

292 274
>ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

That's cruel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM

Sounds like a compliment to me...Ace must be hung like a horse to, uh, "reach the end zone " in a situation like that.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (JCZqz)

293 For the record, ERs are boring.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Yeah...once the bleeding is stopped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (SbsCg)

294 69
It's a little known fact that any member of the male gender who talks about 'toxic masculinity' has a small penis.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 02, 2023 02:12 PM (enJYY)

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We don't all talk about toxic masculinity.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (wzAuc)

295 For the record, ERs are boring.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (kVF4j)

Time to people-watch? (Also, hope the potential patient is okay.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, dealing witha passive-aggresive post office at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (dtlDP)

296 A former intelligence source reportedly told Taibbi that GEC (Global Engagement Center) was “‘an incubator for the domestic disinformation complex.’”
The source continued: “‘All the shit we pulled in other countries since the Cold War, some morons decided to bring home.’”

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

297 Who is that MSNBC woman with a face like a shoe?

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (eGTCV)

298 ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNZgH6y0Fzg

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM (xhaym)

299 "Would a Peter File please report to the check in desk. We're looking for a Peter File."

"That's me! I'm Peter File!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)

LOL, just watched that episode yesterday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (DRSnL)

300 I remember back in 8th grade, we had a substitute teacher, a football coach, in our history class. His name was Jack.
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I went to school with a kid name Mike Hunt. Then Porkies came out and he switched to his middle name.

Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (lFcq+)

301 I have a feeling that Doug Emhoff and Paul Pelosi are hammer enthusiasts.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

302 I don't understand why formatting in the post effect formatting of the comments.

They are different sections!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (Y5qcH)

303 I picture ace, curled around a 40 of Pabst, snoring gently.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

304 Yes chainsaws are fun and I need a working one very soon

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (xhxe8)

305 Stinkier clam, Kamala Harris or Taylor Lorenz? They're the same age so it's a fair question.

Posted by: UwU_Power at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (n+K0F)

306 Toxic Masculinity is giving the old lady a Dutch oven only to realized it was a shart that slipped out.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (Jg7EG)

307 DeSantis:

"I didn’t have a single leak in my administration. You could have the best vision in the world but if you don’t have people that will carry out that and implement it, then it’s not gonna amount to very much."

Ouch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (E+05M)

308 Metal detectorist discovers a 2,000-year-old bronze nude figure with a huge hinged PHALLUS in a field in Lincolnshire

The artifact is a bronze nude figure with an oversized phallus in its right hand

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Well, the Europeans are more sophisticated than us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (FVME7)

309 >>>Ace must be out getting eggs.

>ace is singing a Du Hast duet and bare backing Lizzo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 02:39 PM (Jg7EG)

Or at least her arm pit. He blends in with the hair.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

True Fact: Ace's second home is in Tank Abram's FUPA.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (PyOKD)

310 For the record, ERs are boring.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:40 PM (kVF4j)
______________

When I was in there I saw an alky guzzling ... the hand sanitizer. He hit up the hand sanitizer position about a dozen times before it became apparent what he was doing. We all thought he was just a Covid neurotic (in our defense, we couldn't actually see what he was doing).

Posted by: Rachel at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

311 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Pure-gas.org

Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (s2V+q)

312 275 For the record, ERs are boring.
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Waiting in an ER is another proof that time is truly variable in measurement, as it slows down so that one hour equals six, and there will be a six hour wait.... The chairs don't help either. No ER has comfortable chairs, there must be a factory somewhere that only makes uncomfortable plastic bucket chairs, for use in ERs only.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (W+kMI)

313 297 Who is that MSNBC woman with a face like a shoe?
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:43 PM

You're going to have to be a LOT more specific...including if you're including trans-women.

Posted by: Moron Media Analyst at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

314 And not one mention of wearing a condom.

@WashTimes 1m
Bear safety tips spring forth from National Park Service

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (XF9Gj)

315 ==
Oh sponge, you magnificent bastard, you always LEAN IN . . .
Posted by: The more you know at March 02, 2023 02:30 PM (HPY5c)

Local area band out of Denton, TX back in the day, Beef Jerky, had a song called Lean In. I searched for it, but couldn't find it.

It now comes across my playlist.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. He's been having fun with me lately.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Pence was a frog. Trump tried to make him into a prince. Pence said thanks and fuck you.

Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM (MlLUG)

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You could also look at it as Trump the frog and Pence the scorpion.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (pfFc5)

317 303 I picture ace, curled around a 40 of Pabst, snoring gently.
Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

I picture Ace with White Claw.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

318 305 Stinkier clam, Kamala Harris or Taylor Lorenz? They're the same age so it's a fair question.
Posted by: UwU_Power at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (n+K0F)

*ponders*

Kamala, final answer.

Lorenz is probably cruising college bars at 2am, hoping to get lucky with some frat guys. I bet she keeps the gerbil well accoutered.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

319 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.

I have one in my ao.
Roughly running $3.99/gallon now.
My Honda Rancher, Husqvarna chain saw and my Briggs & Stratton power washer only get fed the ethanol free gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (HW8S1)

320 As if there is no such thing as feminine toxicity and that there are wayyyyyyy more control freak bitches out there than arrogant, obstinate pricks.

Posted by: Hairpin Corner Concrete Truck Collision Take Me Now at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (Bu22C)

321 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023

Hi there

Willie Brown

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (NW9xb)

322 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Every Buc-ees carries it, I believe. Move to a state with those.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

323 I picture Ace with White Claw.
Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (eGTCV)

*golfclap*

Or Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

324 Ouch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (E+05M)

Yeah, you have to have the establishment with you to not accomplish your party's campaign promises.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (PyOKD)

325 The Democringe Party is not hot!

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (iziT8)

326 I have a feeling that Doug Emhoff and Paul Pelosi are hammer enthusiasts.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (gmo/4)
______________

Paul Pelosi makes Doug Emhoff the "call me" sign.

Posted by: Rachel at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

327 Try using Sta-Bil.

Works well in all my lawn gear. Mower starts every year. 22 year old weed eater is a little stubborn, but it's 22 years old, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:34 PM

Startron is better, actually eats the enzyme's that gums up carbs. Doesn't eat seals either. Stabill is garbage compared to that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (oE0yX)

328 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.

Time to build a centrifuge.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (l7lsb)

329 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023

Hi there

Willie Brown

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (NW9xb)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (PyOKD)

330 322 Every Buc-ees carries it, I believe. Move to a state with those.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

They also have brisket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

331 /off cider sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

332 304 Yes chainsaws are fun and I need a working one very soon
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (xhxe

The last time I had mine worked on I told the mechanic I was afraid every time I had to cut a big tree. He said I was right to be afraid. Logging had put 2 steel braces on his leg bones. He said fear will keep you alive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (JbZEe)

333 I picture ace, curled around a 40 of Pabst, snoring gently.
Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

That new AirBNB ad with the old black guy sleeping on a beach and the coconut drink rolls off his fatbelly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Every Buc-ees carries it, I believe. Move to a state with those.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

You're awfully bossy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

335 I picture ace shooting black tar heroin surrounded by cinder blocks.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (iziT8)

336 The artifact is a bronze nude figure with an oversized phallus in its right hand
==
"oversized?" That's not oversized. I'll show you oversized

*zip*

FLOP.

Posted by: The President of the United States everybody at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (yJX5S)

337 My problem is that there is virtually no place to get ethanol-free gas in my AO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

https://www.pure-gas.org/ has you covered.

Posted by: Abzod at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (Mxs5H)

338 Waiting in an ER is another proof that time is truly variable in measurement, as it slows down so that one hour equals six, and there will be a six hour wait.... The chairs don't help either. No ER has comfortable chairs, there must be a factory somewhere that only makes uncomfortable plastic bucket chairs, for use in ERs only.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (W+kMI)
_____________

That's probably intentional, so they don't get bums setting up housekeeping there.

Also plastic chairs are easier to clean if someone has ... an accident.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

339 @275

>>For the record, ERs are boring.

What, every second isn't filled with George Clooney and McDreamie type Doctors riding crash carts and screaming to the G-ds, I WILL NOT LOSE YOU!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (xlag0)

340
They also have brisket.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

Get the stuffed tenderloin and throw it on the smoker.

You won't be sorry.

Wife got me a "Body by Brisket" shirt for Christmas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

341 ==
"oversized?" That's not oversized. I'll show you oversized

*zip*

FLOP.
Posted by: The President of the United States everybody at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (yJX5S)

Apparently LBJ liked to take The Whopper out for air.

Posted by: N. Lurker at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (eGTCV)

342 I use 100% gas (I can get it here easily, thankfully) but no additives for my four-stroke mower and with 2-cycle oil for my two-stroke leaf blower. No issues so far. Ethanol gas is hell on small engines.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

343
You're awfully bossy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

You hated on me so now I'm grumpy. I blame you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

344 There
is
no
Centuary

Posted by: Logan 5 at March 02, 2023 02:50 PM (Eat/p)

345 Baboom! A backhand, and then another. Baboom! What am I some kinda asshole? You get your coat and you don't say goodnight to nobody. Understand?

Posted by: Regular Scranton joe at March 02, 2023 02:50 PM (nnp+f)

346 What, every second isn't filled with George Clooney and McDreamie type Doctors riding crash carts and screaming to the G-ds, I WILL NOT LOSE YOU!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (xlag0)

Let's see if anyone gets this reference: Elliot Gould and Mary McDonald.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

347 Ethanol gas is hell on small engines.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)

You're welcome!!!

Posted by: George W. Bush at March 02, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

348 That new AirBNB ad with the old black guy sleeping on a beach and the coconut drink rolls off his fatbelly.
==
I do not understand why they made fun of me...

Posted by: Charles Rangel at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (8tqoc)

349 "oversized?" That's not oversized. I'll show you oversized

*zip*

FLOP.
Posted by: The President of the United States everybody at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (yJX5S)
______________

"That's nothing." - Lori Lightfoot unzips ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

350 Scientists reveal hidden corridor in Great Pyramid of Giza

-------------------------

And inside it was........nothing!

The Great Pyramid may be the most epic troll in all of human history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (Y5qcH)

351 Every rich white lib I have known over the years have also been the most sexually deviant, morally bankrupt and socially awkward weirdos I have know over the years.

From toe sucking, wife hanging, child abusing, employee raping, etc, etc. and all democrats except for Joe Scarborough. He just lied a lot, was lazy and screwed around on his wife and his girlfriends before dead bodies started showing up.

All Creeps.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (GE8Ol)

352 All these 'elite' are weird but deny it. Here's 'toxic masculinity' being repressed in these poor boys:
https://is.gd/CpsTt2

Posted by: Ciampino - misleading? It's either lies or it's the truth at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (qfLjt)

353 How the fuck is he the "second" gentleman? Who is ahead of him?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2023

Hi there

Willie Brown

Oh I'm absolutely sure there's more than one ahead of you Dougie.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

354
>>For the record, ERs are boring.

What, every second isn't filled with George Clooney and McDreamie type Doctors riding crash carts and screaming to the G-ds, I WILL NOT LOSE YOU!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM (xlag0)

I've seen the TV shows. They're all in the back having sex while you sit in the waiting room hoping not to bleed out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

355 @346

>>Let's see if anyone gets this reference: Elliot Gould and Mary McDonald.

Shit, even I forgot that was a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:52 PM (xlag0)

356 The Great Pyramid may be the most epic troll in all of human history.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

All the good shit got stolen thousands of years ago.

Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2023 02:52 PM (s2V+q)

357 288 record I use a battery-powered one. Ditto for the chainsaw.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:38 PM (W+kMI)
If you can get away with battery power you don't need much. My chainsaw is a Husky with a 25" bar, and that is often not enough.
======
Yeah, you can wear your lumberjack flannel with pride. In Butler County there tend not to be many large trees on residential property anymore. After the ash borer and the elm blight the amount of big trees really thinned out in places.

Posted by: exdem13 at March 02, 2023 02:52 PM (W+kMI)

358 349 "oversized?" That's not oversized. I'll show you oversized

*zip*

FLOP.
Posted by: The President of the United States everybody at March 02, 2023 02:48 PM (yJX5S)
______________

"That's nothing." - Lori Lightfoot unzips ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

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I believe one a them fellers was from Arkansas.

Posted by: Carl at March 02, 2023 02:53 PM (wzAuc)

359 ______________

"That's nothing." - Lori Lightfoot unzips ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

Got any of that stuff they used in elementary school to cover up the smell of vomit?

Cuz I now need it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

360 And not one mention of wearing a condom.

@WashTimes 1m
Bear safety tips spring forth from National Park Service

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (XF9Gj)

--------

I assume they have mandated masks?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 02:53 PM (pfFc5)

361 "The Great Pyramid may be the most epic troll in all of human history."

They are sonic chambers built by ancient aliens. What part of that do you not understand?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (iziT8)

362 Have a few trees that need to come down, 1 foot at a timeis my plan

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (xhxe8)

363 Uh oh, what are you doing in the ER?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 02:41 PM

Had a weird fainting spell last night. First time in my life. Doc wanted me to get checked out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (kVF4j)

364 DeSantis:

"I didn’t have a single leak in my administration. You could have the best vision in the world but if you don’t have people that will carry out that and implement it, then it’s not gonna amount to very much."

===

Oy!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (Nw6sz)

365 A man set himself on fire on the campus of the University of California, Berkeley on Wednesday afternoon, according to campus police. The University of California Police Department (UCPD) said they received a call at roughly 4:17 p.m. about a person who was on fire. The reported self-immolation took place on Sproul Plaza, the center of the campus. "Berkeley Mental Health was on scene and several good samaritans tried to render aid and put out the fire. At least one of these good samaritans sustained unknown injuries and was transported to a local hospital," the statement from UCPD said.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

366 I can’t believe that they’re still finding shit in the Great Pyramid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (hTf8I)

367
Had a weird fainting spell last night. First time in my life. Doc wanted me to get checked out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (kVF4j)

You were playing that choke out game, weren't you......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

368 >>> 307 DeSantis:

"I didn’t have a single leak in my administration. You could have the best vision in the world but if you don’t have people that will carry out that and implement it, then it’s not gonna amount to very much."

Ouch.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 02:45 PM (E+05M)

Try that in Dee Cee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (llON8)

369 Have a few trees that need to come down, 1 foot at a timeis my plan
Posted by: Skip

Well, if it was me, I'd quit after I lost the first foot, but...

Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (s2V+q)

370 What, every second isn't filled with George Clooney and McDreamie type Doctors riding crash carts and screaming to the G-ds, I WILL NOT LOSE YOU!!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 02, 2023 02:49 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (kVF4j)

371 The reported self-immolation took place on Sproul Plaza, the center of the campus. "Berkeley Mental Health was on scene and several good samaritans tried to render aid and put out the fire. At least one of these good samaritans sustained unknown injuries and was transported to a local hospital," the statement from UCPD said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (RHGPo)

We don't care let the mutherf*cker burn.......

- - - Kids standing around, watching, but filming

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

372 "Eyes down when you're wimpering at me, bitch!"

Oh God. This is why I come to AoS.

Posted by: Zek at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (5FPX4)

373 OK, will anything shame the Putin apologists into changing their tune?

Yesterday RUSSIA shelled New York. Seriously.

OK, the "New York" in question is in eastern Ukraine (no s**t, it's a real place). And earlier the russkis roughed up Sacco and Vanzetti (another town in that area - again, no s**t).

I mean, is there any limit?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (OTzUX)

374 368 Try that in Dee Cee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (llON

===========

"Anyone who goes through our approval will be one of us, not one of yours. Also, if you put someone we don't like as your chief of staff, we'll open up investigations into your personal life."
-Mitch McConnell, GOP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (LvTSG)

375
I live my life in defiant repudiation of many things.

But... unlike "Mr." Emhoff, I'm not married to a Democrat powercunt. So I won't throw stones. This creepy freak is likelier to repudiate things and have it matter than I am.

I mean, his daughter repudiated standards of acceptable personal appearance & hygiene and then became a fashion model, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (oINRc)

376 Report: FBI Agents Wanted to Close Trump Documents Probe, but DOJ and FBI Leaders Pushed for a Raid

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

377 I love ace in a not gay way but can this blog ever just work right?

Am I the crazy one?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (iziT8)

378 You were playing that choke out game, weren't you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM

Reading the HQ at the time. Can't recall the last comment I saw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (kVF4j)

379
Had a weird fainting spell last night. First time in my life. Doc wanted me to get checked out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (kVF4j)

Why didn't your doctor just check you out?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

380 373 I mean, is there any limit?
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (OTzUX)

=========

There is no limit.

None.

There is no limit to my lack of caring about the Ukraine situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

381 "it’s not gonna amount to very much"

LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (OTzUX)

382 376 Report: FBI Agents Wanted to Close Trump Documents Probe, but DOJ and FBI Leaders Pushed for a Raid
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

========

Raise the salaries of the ham and eggers by giving Merrick Garland more money and power!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)

383 I love ace in a not gay way but can this blog ever just work right?

Am I the crazy one?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (iziT8

Does TJM have the ability to correct this? I don't know. If he does, I think it's hysterical he's pushing for Lamont The Big Dummy like this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

384
these formatting errors seem to be happening more often
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe

Formatting errors are just Teh Ewok's way of showing that he loves his Horde.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (n+4am)

385 "I didn’t have a single leak in my administration. You could have the best vision in the world but if you don’t have people that will carry out that and implement it, then it’s not gonna amount to very much."
==
talk about jinxing yourself.

Posted by: its totally the same thing state of Florida and Federal Govt at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (HPY5c)

386 Had a weird fainting spell last night. First time in my life. Doc wanted me to get checked out.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 02:54 PM (kVF4j)

You were playing that choke out game, weren't you......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

He was 'Chasing the Carradine Fairy.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

387 SMOD sure, the Eff Bee Eye is white hat Cowboys, forced at gun point to do 4am raids on conservatives

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 02:58 PM (xhxe8)

388 I dunno, from the amount of emphasis they used to put on the training, I always thought I would have more use for "stop-drop-roll" as an adult.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (xhaym)

389 I love ace in a not gay way but can this blog ever just work right?

Am I the crazy one?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 02:57 PM (iziT

You'll get nothing !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (NtVYv)

390 That's nothing." - Lori Lightfoot unzips ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2023 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

Got any of that stuff they used in elementary school to cover up the smell of vomit?

Cuz I now need it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 02:53 PM

Well now they teach all about Lori Lightfoot's penis in the new curriculum.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (oE0yX)

391 Oooohhmmmmm

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (CNS/9)

392 303 I picture ace, curled around a 40 of Pabst, snoring gently.
Posted by: Dicken's Cider Ad dept at March 02, 2023 02:44 PM

If he's sleeping with Lizzo, he'd need a 40 of Everclear to have even a chance at the necessary beer goggles. Of course, by that point, when he passed out, he'd be at risk of being crushed or smothered.

Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

393 can't one of you blog 'insiders' text the owner and tell him the blog is f***ed up?

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 02, 2023 03:00 PM (geLO8)

394 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2023 03:00 PM (CNS/9)

395 Jussie Smollett has officially appealed his conviction in his 2019 hate crime hoax, with his attorneys claiming in their filing that the actor’s 150-day jail sentence is “excessive.”

.. I wonder if Jussie has considered teaming up with the price and princess of Canada

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

396 When a doc says you need to get checked out, it means you are going to a specialist. In your case, likely EEG.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at March 02, 2023 03:01 PM (jTmQV)

397 If he's sleeping with Lizzo, he'd need a 40 of Everclear to have even a chance at the necessary beer goggles. Of course, by that point, when he passed out, he'd be at risk of being crushed or smothered.
Posted by: Porn Addict Moron at March 02, 2023 02:59 PM (JCZqz)

Isn't everclear sold in one of those smaller, about 40oz glass bottles?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

398 Prayer does work!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

399 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

400 RedMindBlueState

Hope everything's ok.

You might have the Clap.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (iziT8)

401 .. I wonder if Jussie has considered teaming up with the price and princess of Canada
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

That . . . Would be an impressive improv group.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (xhaym)

402 You might have the Clap.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (iziT

It could be Lupus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM (yQpMk)

403 >>>Isn't everclear sold in one of those smaller, about 40oz glass bottles?

They call it moonshine and it comes in a Mason jar.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (Jg7EG)

404 That 'you can clap now', could we have "clap" explained a la Kamala '2nd Grade' Harris style? I so ove those ......!

Posted by: Ciampino - I really do iike them as the antithesis of Yodaspeak at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (qfLjt)

405 Am I wrong, or was the thread fixed for a moment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

406 RMBS,

Orthostatic blood pressure change (postural change)
Ear thingy
Vasovagal reaction (nerve reaction, benign)
Dehydration, etc....

So many things cause dizziness, and almost all are episodic, benign, or just unexplained. Get checked out but try not to worry unduly in the meanwhile. Doc is probably just covering his/her ass.

Posted by: Zek at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (5FPX4)

407 nood
flush left

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (Vwz3I)

408 Kamala seems to return with the regularity of an unwanted season

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

409 This place....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (kVF4j)

410 .. I wonder if Jussie has considered teaming up with the price and princess of Canada
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

That . . . Would be an impressive improv group.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (xhaym)

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Harry, Ho, and Squirrely Shmo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (pfFc5)

411 Those within the DOJ pushing for aggressive measures and a surprise raid were Jay Bratt, the prosecutor in charge of counterespionage, Assistant Attorney General Matt Olsen, and George Toscas, a top DOJ counterintelligence official, according to the report. Arguing for a more cooperative approach was the then-head of the FBI Washington field office Steven D’Antuono.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:09 PM (RHGPo)

412 "Am I the crazy one?"

Yes

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (qQisc)

413 Faggots

Posted by: mortimer snerd at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (PyQ5T)

414 Benign Positional Vertigo

I've had it for 30 years - nothing really to do about it , there are exercises for it. Dehydration and stress make it worse. Also comes on when I have a virus (cold etc)

Posted by: Adam Cryzinger at March 02, 2023 04:43 PM (Modkf)

415 Forget this Toxic Masqulinity the real dander is Toxic Liberalism and its effects on our Culture

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 02, 2023 04:51 PM (wGqjj)

416 I'm guessing he takes his tea with soy milk...

Soy-Boy gotta soy!

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at March 02, 2023 05:13 PM (/a7lc)

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