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Ben Smith's Influence-Operation Semafor Steps Up to the Big Leagues!

Semafor, co-founded by noted Regime propagandist Ben Smith, was started up with $10 million of stake money from Sam Bankman-Fried.

After Bankman-Fried's corrupt motives were made obvious to the public and it became difficult for Ben Smith to explain why he started his company with money from a guy who openly spoke of buying off the leftwing woke media and political class, Semafor started talking about grifting new money from new investors so that they could buy out Sam Bankman-Fried's stake.

Fledgling news site Semafor said it is planning to buy out the nearly $10 million investment it received from Sam Bankman-Fried, the disgraced founder of the FTX cryptocurrency exchange.

The media startup founded by former Bloomberg CEO Justin Smith and former New York Times media columnist Ben Smith is planning to buy out Bankman-Fried's ownership while it "explores raising new money," the New York Times reported Wednesday.

I think that's a good idea. Sure, Semafor will just have another deep-pocketed investor who will exert influence over it. But the important thing is that Ben Smith is moving Semafor away from the old business model in which his "media company" was easily corrupted by malign outside influencers.

I'm sure that, going forward, Ben Smith will make sure that any entity Semafor gets into bed with will be ethically clean and without any corrupt agenda to influence American media for its own advantage.

Unrelated, and I mention this just in passing: The Daily Caller reports that Semafor is partnering up with a Chinese think tank with connections to the Chinese intelligence services.

Yeah that sounds about right. I really should have just expected that, the moment they started talking about "seeking new funding."

Semafor, the company behind influential newsletters popular among policymakers in Washington, D.C., has partnered with a think tank with links to an intelligence service administered by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).

The news outlet announced on its website that it would be launching a new initiative, "China and Global Business," that aims to promote economic discussions between Chinese and U.S. leaders, with events scheduled in New York City and Beijing. However, Semafor is undertaking the initiative in partnership with the Center for China and Globalization (CCG), a think tank with links to a Chinese influence and intelligence organization, according to multiple intelligence experts and the U.S.-China Economic and Security Review Commission (USCC).

CCG is led by Wang Huiyao, who also serves as an adviser to the United Front Work Department (UFWD) and serves in leadership positions with several groups under the UFWD umbrella, according to multiple intelligence experts and the USCC. The UFWD has been identified by government agencies, legislative bodies and experts as a central organ of CCP influence efforts, and experts also say UFWD works in concert with Chinese intelligence operatives.

In addition, Wang is reportedly affiliated with organizations directly linked to the CCP.

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Posted by: Ace at 03:02 PM




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1 Meaning they were bought by China like an internet startup getting bought by Google.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

2 Well played ace. You left the thread center justified the entire life of the thread and only fixed it when you posted another.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

3 Is semafor a thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

4 Do not take Semafor if you're allergic to Semafor.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)

5 Out: Russian collusion is treason

In: Chinese collusion is just fostering dialogue across national boundaries

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (lc5cP)

6 Yes but Trump said pussy.

So check. Mate.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (pwExq)

7 It's Chinamen all the way down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (E+05M)

8 BTW - there is a movie called...Corsicana.

Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (pwExq)

9 6 Yes but Trump said pussy.

So check. Mate.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (pwExq)

And he's unelectable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

10 See at Legalinsurrection.com Liz Chaney is now a Political professor

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe8)

11 Semafor sounds like a fag thing.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (iziT8)

12 Semafors were those gay little flags that popped up for turn signals in early cars before light bulbs were a thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (Y5qcH)

13 is planning to buy out Bankman-Fried's ownership while it "explores raising new money,"

In other words, Semafor hopes to raise $10 million for Sam Bankman-Fried.

That sounds so much better.

Posted by: t-bird at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (amJF4)

14 I'm shocked to think China would do something underhanded!

It's not like Communists to lie and subvert!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (xisCQ)

15 6 Yes but Trump said pussy.

So check. Mate.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2023 03:04 PM (pwExq)

========

At least he doesn't like Nickelback!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

16 I bet all of the folks on that advisory board are CCP members.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (hTf8I)

17 New Twitter files: Obama set up an entire $100 million government agency to stoke fears of foreign disinformation and plead with social media to shut down accounts of foreigners supposedly spreading propaganda, but were really just ordinary Americans who disagreed with the regime. When Twitter rightly told them to pound sand with their bullshit, the agency ran to weak minded members of the media who would take the foreign disinformation stories and run them to Twitter and demand action.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (60mTw)

18 12 Semafors were those gay little flags that popped up for turn signals in early cars before light bulbs were a thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (Y5qcH)

Also a merit badge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

19 Something tells me that this particular semaphore only signals left turns.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (Y5qcH)

20 17 New Twitter files: Obama set up an entire $100 million government agency to stoke fears of foreign disinformation and plead with social media to shut down accounts of foreigners supposedly spreading propaganda, but were really just ordinary Americans who disagreed with the regime. When Twitter rightly told them to pound sand with their bullshit, the agency ran to weak minded members of the media who would take the foreign disinformation stories and run them to Twitter and demand action.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 02, 2023 03:06 PM (60mTw)

Damn. That's ... fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

21 "At least he doesn't like Nickelback!"

MAGA

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:07 PM (iziT8)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

23 I bet all of the folks on that advisory board are CCP members.

Out: Oligarchs

In: "Former" Ministers and CEOs

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2023 03:07 PM (lc5cP)

24 Afternoon.

Won't Ben Smith's husband get a little jealous when he finds out ole Ben is getting bukkake'd by a bunch of Chicoms?

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 03:08 PM (1Yy3c)

25 Things seem oddly left justified in this post.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

26 At least he doesn't like Nickelback!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

Oh, and the music in the background of ace curled around the 40? Rockstar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

27 Not to be confused with petits fours. Which are delicious little cakes where every piece is a corner and has the proper cake/frosting ratio.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2023 03:08 PM (Y5qcH)

28 When your entire business model is dependent on the CCP, don't be surprised when you end up like Ned Beatty in Deliverance.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 02, 2023 03:08 PM (/XiO4)

29 Justified!

Posted by: Gladys Knight's Pip at March 02, 2023 03:09 PM (DhOHl)

30 Please consult your doctor if you develop numbness in your female penis if you have been using Semafor for more than 7 days.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2023 03:09 PM (fj5gn)

31 I can't keep my Bens straight. Is this Buzzfeed Ben, Itty Bitty Ben, or Secretary of Transportation Ben Dover?

Posted by: Wally at March 02, 2023 03:09 PM (fbSAF)

32
Ben Smith? Wasn't he partnered up with Cherry Garcia in the smugly droll little ice creamery out Bennington way a couple of decades ago?

That's the guy, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:09 PM (pNxlR)

33 I don't see Ho Lee Fuk or Wi Tu Lo on the committee.

Racist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Kevin McFailure to meet with Ashli Babbitt's mother.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (E+05M)

35 Fucking traitors.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

36 Some people prefer the improper cake/frosting ratio.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (iziT8)

37 Do not take Semafor if you are allergic to Semafor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (yQpMk)

38 *holds up sign*

"Will suck Chinese dick for cash."

Posted by: Ben Smith at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (L9/32)

39 36 Some people prefer the improper cake/frosting ratio.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (iziT

Red Velvet.

Cheesecake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

40 New Twitter files:. . .

Just don't use Twitter if you don't like it.

Just start your own social media company.

Just build a new Internet.

Posted by: Libertarians - We HATE Big Government at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

41 *holds up sign*

"Will suck Chinese dick for cash."
Posted by: Ben Smith at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM

We didn't really need the sign.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (kVF4j)

42 38 *holds up sign*

"Will suck Chinese dick for cash."
Posted by: Ben Smith


It's a club and you ain't in it.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (E+05M)

43 Some people prefer the improper cake/frosting ratio.
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:10 PM (iziT


Frosting is lame. What you want are trifles.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (xhaym)

44 40 Just don't use Twitter if you don't like it.

Just start your own social media company.

Just build a new Internet.

Posted by: Libertarians - We HATE Big Government at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

==========

Your weed, sir.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

45 >38 *holds up sign*

"Will suck Chinese dick for cash."

Posted by: Ben Smith at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (L9/32)

Ah so, round eye look Japanese..

Chairman Xi, pounding Ben up the ass...probably

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (/XiO4)

46 And the reaction from the palace guards on Taibbi's feed is "Twitter didn't take any action and laughed off the requests, so no story! Moveon.org" ignoring the fact that the government set up an entire organization funded 80% by the pentagon to scour the feeds of Americans and get them shut down. Even labelling people "Hindu nationalists" who were trying to overthrow the Indian government, when it was just some guy from NJ.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (60mTw)

47 So, does this Semaphore thing spread disinformation, misinformation and/or malinformation? Because that's mostly what the Chinese are doing here when not buying up our shit, spying on us, or corrupting the government.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (Q4IgG)

48 $20 million. Same as Bejing.

Posted by: Ben Smith at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (DhOHl)

49 Semafors are those jobs you get in the federal government which pay a lot and your not required to really do anything or even show up at the office.

Like me!

Posted by: Christopher Wray, Semafor Layabout at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (GE8Ol)

50
Ten Chinamen and Ben Smith walk into a global influencers' bar. Barkeeper says, "We not serve Round Eyes here -- you go home now, Ben Smith!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (pNxlR)

51 Unrelated, and I mention this just in passing: The Daily Caller reports that Semafor is partnering up with a Chinese think tank with connections to the Chinese intelligence services.
------------
It's all the rage!

Ryan Gerritsen @ryangerritsen · 18h
In 2016 Trudeau defended the fundraiser where the Chinese businessman who was tied to the CCP donated the 200k
He knew what he was doing all along.
https://tinyurl.com/z3snd3rb

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (Vwz3I)

52 47 So, does this Semaphore thing spread disinformation, misinformation and/or malinformation?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (Q4IgG)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

53 46 And the reaction from the palace guards on Taibbi's feed is "Twitter didn't take any action and laughed off the requests, so no story! Moveon.org" ignoring the fact that the government set up an entire organization funded 80% by the pentagon to scour the feeds of Americans and get them shut down. Even labelling people "Hindu nationalists" who were trying to overthrow the Indian government, when it was just some guy from NJ.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (60mTw)

=========

Their efforts to make Twitter seem clean as snow just make the government look worse. It's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

54 I dunno. Do you really need a lot more evidence the Democrat Party and their supporters have sold out our country to the Chinese? Why, next thing you know they'll be saying that COVID wasn't from a Chinese lab. Oh, wait.

Posted by: Veritas at March 02, 2023 03:14 PM (j32Ud)

55 4 Do not take Semafor if you're allergic to Semafor.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
----
Any particular color of semafor?

SEMAPHORE: a system of sending messages (using flags or other means .....)

So, sending messages to the CCP?

Posted by: Ciampino -- I really do iike Kamala-speak as it's the antithesis of Yodaspeak at March 02, 2023 03:14 PM (qfLjt)

56 Now I'm upset with this Semaphor news site that I never heard of before.

Posted by: Caliban at March 02, 2023 03:14 PM (iC8vi)

57 Two other stories out there:

WaPo:
Some Federal Bureau of Investigations field agents wanted to shut down the probe into suspected documents held by former President Donald Trump as early as June, but Justice Department leaders pushed for and ultimately got a surprise raid on Mar-a-Lago in August, according to a report.

.. they name names


Matt Taibbi:
Global Engagement Center blacklists

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (RHGPo)

58 Who?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Semafor sounds like some kind of bad rash, or a strain of the clap.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (WSTFK)

60 It's okay as long as everyone gets a laptop. And gets a hot CCP squeeze. Gonna cost your soul and the vig, though.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)

61 Semafors are those jobs you get in the federal government which pay a lot and your not required to really do anything or even show up at the office.

Like me!
Posted by: Christopher Wray, Semafor Layabout at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM

There planes to catch and bills to pay. he learned to talk while I was away.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (oE0yX)

62 56 Now I'm upset with this Semaphor news site that I never heard of before.
Posted by: Caliban at March 02, 2023 03:14 PM (iC8vi)

Right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

63 Who?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM

First base.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (kVF4j)

64
I can't think of anything BLM or Big Green is "for" that doesn't stab at the heart of America or serve the interests of the CCP. How much Chicom cash is backing them?

Posted by: Zek at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (5FPX4)

65 Can we please just burn everything down and start all over?
This is all too much already.

Posted by: Steve at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (vPqS3)

66 54 I dunno. Do you really need a lot more evidence the Democrat Party and their supporters have sold out our country to the Chinese? Why, next thing you know they'll be saying that COVID wasn't from a Chinese lab. Oh, wait.

Posted by: Veritas at March 02, 2023 03:14 PM (j32Ud)
----
Hit the nail on the head. What's more important is not where but whose money paid for it and that was/(is/) USA money - OUR TAX MONEY!

Posted by: Ciampino -- I really do iike Kamala-speak as it's the antithesis of Yodaspeak at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (qfLjt)

67
If your semafor persists for more than four hours, consult your primary care physician

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM (pNxlR)

68 Do not take Semafor if you're allergic to Semafor.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM

Some patients who take Semaphore have experienced swelling of the bank account.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM (oE0yX)

69 Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre · 20h
Do you believe that these massive donations from the communist government to the Trudeau Foundation influenced the Prime Minister?
https://tinyurl.com/h4thn7a7

Michael Cooper, MP @Cooper4SAE · 20h
Liberal filibuster is now underway to block Trudeau’s Chief of Staff from testifying about Beijing's election interference.

A desperate attempt to continue the cover-up.

It's time for answers from this corrupt Liberal government.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM (Vwz3I)

70 Posted by: Libertarians - We HATE Big Government at March 02, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)

Stupid Libertarians, don't they understand that without our government we would have rampant crime, wars, children being so poorly educated as to be illiterate, the roads would be full of potholes and nearly impassable, massive train crashes poisoning counties, inflation from false currency, addicts on every corner, beggars and murders in our downtown districts and no protection from foreign invading hordes?

We get these protections for the minor cost of about 1/4 to 1/2 of our wages for merely living here!

Posted by: Hobbesian Choice at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (xhaym)

71 If your semafor persists for more than four hours, consult your primary care physician
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM

Youuu been here 4 howa!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (oE0yX)

72 Over the years, Smith is responsible for more disinformation and lies than the entire Twittersphere. So, no big surprise here.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (WSTFK)

73 All that money out there, and I was letting Fang Fang peg me for free? I'm literally and figuratively butthurt.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (fbSAF)

74 69 Michael Cooper, MP @Cooper4SAE · 20h
Liberal filibuster is now underway to block Trudeau’s Chief of Staff from testifying about Beijing's election interference.

A desperate attempt to continue the cover-up.

It's time for answers from this corrupt Liberal government.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM (Vwz3I)

========

I don't think the people of Toronto or Montreal care that their government is owned by Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

75 Who?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM

First base.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 03:16 PM (kVF4j)


OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

76
But every day there's a new thing comin'
The ways of an oriental view
The sheriff and his buddies with their samurai swords
You can even hear the music at night

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (Jg7EG)

77 ||Pulp bassist Steve Mackey has died.

The Disco 2000 hitmaker’s wife Katie Grand has paid an emotional tribute to the musician, revealing he passed away on Thursday at the age of 56, having spent the last few months in hospital.

“After three months in hospital, fighting with all his strength and determination, we are shocked and devastated to have said goodbye to my brilliant, beautiful husband, Steve Mackey,” the stylist wrote on Instagram.||

Fully Vaxxed?? Maybe the NHS will tell??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

78 72 Over the years, Smith is responsible for more disinformation and lies than the entire Twittersphere. So, no big surprise here.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (WSTFK)

c'mon

the man's gotta eat

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (us2H3)

79 Undecided if 'Wang' is a cool name, or no.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (MvF+J)

80 Global Engagement Center ... that is SUCH a Barry type of stupid name

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (w0NJk)

81 What's a Semafor?

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)

82 Semafor is a diet supplement used to make a man's ejaculate thick white and creamy.

I win the thread.

Posted by: Milky Glutes at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (sptOa)

83 OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

You dirty rotten trollop!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

84
A desperate attempt to continue the cover-up.

It's time for answers from this corrupt Liberal government.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:17 PM (Vwz3I)



"YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!"

- - - Judge Smales Canuck

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

85 I don't know if you have ever seen the movie "Seven Years in Tibet", starring Brad Pitt....but at a point in the movie, the Chinese take over Tibet, with the bribery of a high official in the Tibetan government, who basically surrendered to them without a shot being fired. Remember, it's a movie, not real history.

The general consensus was that the armed Tibetans (they were not all pacifist Buddhists) could have held off the Chinese army for months in the mountain passes, and maybe gotten some help from the West (US?).

This is how the Chinese (who all read Sun Tzu, surprisingly, and memorize passages from it) approach the "Art of War". Bribing people in the government and media is their mode of takeover. Winning without firing a shot. A plan for Taiwan, too.
And....it worked in Tibet...and it is their project here.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (vcOmj)

86 There's a lot of competition in the propaganda field these days. Semaphore will be competing with the whole of social media, the cable newz outlets, newspapers, etc.

Doubt it lasts more than a year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (Q4IgG)

87 My uncle drove a Semafor in the late 60s. Fun car, but hard to find parts.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (DhOHl)

88 was ben Smith the dork who was crying when Hillbeast lost and going "omg omg we're all going to jail"???

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (w0NJk)

89
OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)



I didn't think you were a Tom Cruise fan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I missed the last thread but Doug was definitely a player when I knew him. And afterwards , from conversations with others we worked with. Toxic masculinity my butt

Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (twOTa)

91 My uncle drove a Semafor in the late 60s. Fun car, but hard to find parts.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (DhOHl)


I believe that the Semafor was an old wooden sailing ship.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (wmDcS)

92 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)

93 Semafor, the company behind influential newsletters popular... Popular? Bullshit. No sane person reads that tripe! And the small, sad group of NPCs and cucks that WOULD debase themselves with this kind of garbage...

among policymakers in Washington, D.C.,

Oh, nevermind then.

Posted by: Media Moron at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

94 OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)


I didn't think you were a Tom Cruise fan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

I could see some of the 'ettes having a sneaker for him. Muscled. Good smile. Gay. Makes manly movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

95 Undecided if 'Wang' is a cool name, or no.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM

They said he dropped out in the article. So he dropped his wang? Also appointed to the board. Sum ting Wong, Wi Too Lo and Ho Lee Fuk. Special appareance by Hunter Biden and John Kerry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (oE0yX)

96 When younger I thought "corruption" was a sideshow to politics, whereby a skeevy person enriched themselves at the public trough, and essentially a personal interest story only.

What I've come to appreciate is how corruption puts the country up for sale to its vilest enemies.

Posted by: Zek at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (5FPX4)

97 I'll bet the guy that cme up with the name"Semafor" had a hand in the name "Altria"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (us2H3)

98 My uncle drove a Semafor in the late 60s. Fun car, but hard to find parts.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (DhOHl)



Those had the push button transmission, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

99 92 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)

His institution has been infiltrated long time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

100 Ben Smith. Hmm. That's the name I have for my left nut.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

101 You dirty rotten trollop!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)


*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

102 >OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

J'accuse!!!

*points like Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Body Snatchers*

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (/XiO4)

103
was ben Smith the dork who was crying when Hillbeast lost and going "omg omg we're all going to jail"???
Posted by: BlackOrchid


That was Ben Rhodes, barking mad speechwriter for Barking Mad Barky

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (pNxlR)

104 52 47 So, does this Semaphore thing spread disinformation, misinformation and/or malinformation?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 03:12 PM (Q4IgG)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)
----
See our contribution to mis-speak at Decepticon.

Posted by: CCP Official Spkesman -- no not spokesperson, we looked under the tail at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (qfLjt)

105 That was Ben Rhodes, barking mad speechwriter for Barking Mad Barky


aaaahhhh thanks

so many bens

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (w0NJk)

106 Is this the same Ben Smith from Politico and Buzzfeed?

Journolist Ben Smith?

Posted by: Blanco at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (F0+HC)

107

aaaahhhh thanks

so many bens
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (w0NJk)



Woot!

Posted by: Ben Dover at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

108 >92 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (/XiO4)

109 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

His wife does not allow him to talk about that.

She's Chinese, of course. Elaine Cho. I think her father was a big Chinese shipping guy, pretty rich.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (vcOmj)

110 Semafor sounds like some kind of bad rash, or a strain of the clap.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (WSTFK)

Sounds like a bunch of gay dudes came up with that name while they were jerking each other off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (PyOKD)

111 Was Wang Wong?

Posted by: Charlie Chan at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (5FPX4)

112 103
was ben Smith the dork who was crying when Hillbeast lost and going "omg omg we're all going to jail"???
Posted by: BlackOrchid

That was Ben Rhodes, barking mad speechwriter for Barking Mad Barky

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (pNxlR)
----
WOOF

Posted by: CCP Official Spokesman -- no not spokesperson, we looked under the tail at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (qfLjt)

113 My Left Nut ran for about five minutes way off Broadway in 1986.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (DhOHl)

114 81 What's a Semafor?
Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)

absolutely nuttin !!

Posted by: Edwin Starr at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (us2H3)

115 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)



Mitch McConnell is sleeping with the CCP.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (yQpMk)

116 Think this is bad?

China is flat out buying Canadian Politicians. Mostly Trudeau Liberals, but also NDP and Conservatives too.

Go to Small Dead Animals for some of the news.

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (Z32m1)

117 Semafor is just an idea.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (sptOa)

118 so many bens
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:23 PM (w0NJk)


I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (h5TKJ)

119 What's a Semafor?
Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)

absolutely nuttin !!
Posted by: Edwin Starr at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (us2H3)



Say it again!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (yQpMk)

120 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)



His wife f*cky sucky, he keep quiet.

Posted by: Ben Dover at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

121 I didn't think you were a Tom Cruise fan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

I could see some of the 'ettes having a sneaker for him. Muscled. Good smile. Gay. Makes manly movies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)


Ick. No. My little sister, on the other hand...

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (DRSnL)

122 Back to normal, it seems.

Good thing I'm day drinking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

123 It's an OK villain name. "You've crossed Mr. Wang for the last time, Fong." Perfect for andrologists: Dr. Wang.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)

124 Inscrutable.

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (0G42s)

125 Ick. No. My little sister, on the other hand...
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (DRSnL)

She was the crazy one, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

126 The scary thing is most Americans care either clueless or perfectly ok with foreign interference with our institutions. They don't seem to realize if Chicoms or jihadists ever took over it would be people with weird hair colors, piercings and gender weirdos up against the wall. If the nation fell I would like to live long enough to see that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (lReCd)

127 The Chinese didn't buy Little Fidel. They just paid him in advance for services they knew he'd gladly render.

Posted by: Wally at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (fbSAF)

128 It's funny that you never hear Mitch McConnell mention the Chinese infiltration into our institutions.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 02, 2023 03:21 PM (E+05M)

His institution has been infiltrated long time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Ok, that was a pretty funny reply. I chuckled...

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (vcOmj)

129 Josh Rogin
@joshrogin
In 2018, Wang dropped out of an event at The Wilson Center...


Shhhhh. You had us at Wang dropped.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner, Dylan Mulvaney, and Sam Brinton, channeling Team America at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

130 110 Semafor sounds like some kind of bad rash, or a strain of the clap.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2023 03:15 PM (WSTFK)

Sounds like a bunch of gay dudes came up with that name while they were jerking each other off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (PyOKD)
----
Their flagpoles were upstanding?

Posted by: CCP Official Spokesman -- no not spokesperson, we looked under the tail at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (qfLjt)

131 >>>I believe that the Semafor was an old wooden sailing ship.

>Semafor was an old wooden roller coaster at Mission Beach in San Diego. It would shatter your tailbone if you weren't paying attention.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (Jg7EG)

132 How can I get some of that sweet, sweet Chinese cash?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (cMXNt)

133 What's a Semafor?
Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)

absolutely nuttin !!
Posted by: Edwin Starr at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (us2H3)


Say it again!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM

Good God Ya'all

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (oE0yX)

134 Wayne Shorter RIP.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (p+1gI)

135 She was the crazy one, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:26 PM (zZu0s)


No, she's the normal one. Other than liking Tom Cruise.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

136 So, does Ben Smith have to register under FARA as a foreign agent ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (RHGPo)

137 "Egads" Wang ejaculated.

Posted by: Early XXth Century Lit' ature at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (5FPX4)

138 133 What's a Semafor?
Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)

absolutely nuttin !!
Posted by: Edwin Starr at March 02, 2023 03:24 PM (us2H3)


Say it again!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM

Good God Ya'all
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (oE0yX)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

139 "What's a Semafor?"

I'll tell you as soon as I complete executing the critical section.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (MvF+J)

140 WAAAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!
-Admiral Kirk

Posted by: Eromero at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (0G42s)

141 Farrah Fawcett >> FARA.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:28 PM (DhOHl)

142 123 It's an OK villain name. "You've crossed Mr. Wang for the last time, Fong." Perfect for andrologists: Dr. Wang.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:25 PM (MvF+J)
----
Do we only have elections in November? Not evely molning?

Posted by: CCP Semi Official Spokesman -- no not spokesperson, we looked under the tail at March 02, 2023 03:28 PM (qfLjt)

143 https://youtu.be/RePybi45jO0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Semaphore is a communication system using flags and optical magnification devices to send messages between signal posts. Example "We send you money Please comply" "AK Lost laptop 10 per cent"

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (rj6Yv)

145 Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (oE0yX)

146 speaking as a guy who sold antiques to gay decorators for 45 years

there are no more virulent shit stirrers than unhappy fags

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (us2H3)

147 OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM

I'm short on sleep. You want originality now?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (kVF4j)

148 Oh, this is just fricking hilarious:

https://tinyurl.com/35nbayak

What the Fudge? Hershey’s Celebrates Man for International Women’s Day

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

149 Ben Smith's Chiricahua name is "Swimming in Jizz."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

150 The thing with taking Chinese money, two hours later you're hungry for more.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (oE0yX)

151 Semaphore is such a East Cost Ivy League name.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (z/ifB)

152 What the Fudge? Hershey’s Celebrates Man for International Women’s Day

yeah saw that - the dude is FUGGGLY too

just in time for Easter!

dumbasses

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (w0NJk)

153 Undecided if 'Wang' is a cool name, or no.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment


It means 'king', so if yur into feudalism ...

Easy to write too. Just three horizontal strokes and one vertical through the center.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (XF9Gj)

154 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) called out Democrats on Thursday for refusing to negotiate “reasonable and responsible” spending reforms with Republicans amid the debt ceiling standoff.

“My Democratic friends don’t want to say a word about out-of-control spending and are outright refusing to even talk to Republicans about reasonable and responsible reforms,” said Manchin, speaking from the Senate chamber.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

155 Like, Semaphore sounds like a creative writing self published student journal at some prep school in maryland.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (z/ifB)

156 True North @TrueNorthCentre · 23h
National Security Advisor Jody Thomas testifies that Justin Trudeau was briefed "multiple times" about Chinese election interference in the 2019 and 2021 federal elections.
https://tinyurl.com/4cxys5h6

Wither Canada @WitherCanada Replying to @TrueNorthCentre
No, wait, that can't possibly be right:
globalnews.ca
Trudeau says he was not briefed on federal candidates allegedly receiving funds from China -...
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Sunday that Canadian intelligence officials never briefed him on allegations that China was funding federal candidates in Canada's 2019 election.

Sam Cooper @scoopercooper · 23h
BIG: NDP is proposing a public inquiry on foreign election interference, this will be moved tomorrow, "power to order and review all documents, including national security documents." This could split the NDP and Liberals.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (Vwz3I)

157 137 "Egads" Wang ejaculated.

Posted by: Early XXth Century Lit' ature at March 02, 2023 03:27 PM (5FPX4)
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Well it was a seminal piece of work !

Posted by: Ciampino - let the puns flow at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (qfLjt)

158 yeah saw that - the dude is FUGGGLY too

just in time for Easter!

dumbasses

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (w0NJk)

I was more laughing at the blatant marketing: To show you support her, pick up a SHE bar...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

159 I saw Unhappy Fags at The Bowl in '04.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (DhOHl)

160 Semafor was a military signal device as far back as the Napoleonic Wars

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:31 PM (xhxe8)

161 OK that's just weird. I've been kinda sorta cheating on you guys with a cruise forum, and the thread I'm reading over there has these exact same comments.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:18 PM

Ahoy! What kinda cruise you planning? We're looking to bring back the NRO cruise for True Conservatives, if you're interested in financially supporting our cause (and you're bi-curious, or willing to swing a bit).

Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at March 02, 2023 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

162 154 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) called out Democrats on Thursday for refusing to negotiate “reasonable and responsible” spending reforms with Republicans amid the debt ceiling standoff.

“My Democratic friends don’t want to say a word about out-of-control spending and are outright refusing to even talk to Republicans about reasonable and responsible reforms,” said Manchin, speaking from the Senate chamber.
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

STFU. You were at Davos, you lying scumsucking piece of ring worm filth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

163 Sorry to hear about Shorter. He had a good run.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:32 PM (MvF+J)

164 154 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) called out Democrats on Thursday for refusing to negotiate “reasonable and responsible” spending reforms with Republicans amid the debt ceiling standoff.

Manchin is the guy who says he reads Blueboy for the articles

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

165 Do all the employees wear boat shoes and rolled up chinos at Semaphor? I'm thinking sold 90's Lands End vibe.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (z/ifB)

166 Seeing as how Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman, I’m not buying the claim that he’s gay.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (hTf8I)

167 153 Undecided if 'Wang' is a cool name, or no.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment

It means 'king', so if yur into feudalism ...

Easy to write too. Just three horizontal strokes and one vertical through the center.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM (XF9Gj)
----
Wang? Strokes? Semantics folks, keep it clean ..... LOL

Posted by: Ciampino -- let the puns flow at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (qfLjt)

168 151 Semaphore is such a East Cost Ivy League name.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2023 03:30 PM

While TotalWhore is very West Coast.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (JCZqz)

169 Manchin is the guy who says he reads Blueboy for the articles
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)

Note to the ladies: back in the day when porn was not ubiquitous- we were buying it for the naked women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)

170 Everything to the left is a McGuffin. Just a tool to drive the narrative forward but never anything that matters on its own terms.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (44ww/)

171 Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

172 I think that's a good idea. Sure, Semafor will just have another deep-pocketed investor who will exert influence over it. But the important thing is that Ben Smith is moving Semafor away from the old business model in which his "media company" was easily corrupted by malign outside influencers.

I'm sure that, going forward, Ben Smith will make sure that any entity Semafor gets into bed with will be ethically clean and without any corrupt agenda to influence American media for its own advantage.

++++
Just like the Bulwark and the National Review and the Dispatch and so on.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)

173 >What the Fudge? Hershey’s Celebrates Man for International Women’s Day

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

Men make the best women - Globohomo & Tranny

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (/XiO4)

174 Oh, this is just fricking hilarious:

https://tinyurl.com/35nbayak

What the Fudge? Hershey’s Celebrates Man for International Women’s Day
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)


Good lord, the smug look on that guy's face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:34 PM (DRSnL)

175 166 Seeing as how Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman, I’m not buying the claim that he’s gay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (hTf8I)

...

One of the best racks in Hollywood in her day and a stick figure.

hmmm. Maybe he just does not have a type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

176 Ten ethereum says Ben is just trying to impress Caroline Ellison with his shortcock. I hear she's a real bearcat in the sack.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (Jg7EG)

177 Unrelated, and I mention this just in passing: The Daily Caller reports that Semafor is partnering up with a Chinese think tank with connections to the Chinese intelligence services.
++++
At least SBF was just a weird, creepy, drug-addicted, sex fiend bank robber.

Talk about "out of the frying pan, into the fire."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

178 Mimi had a rack and a half

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (us2H3)

179 "Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman"

At the same time? Scientologists are weird.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)

180 Wayne Shorter RIP.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Well, that's a bummer, if you were a Weather Report fan or otherwise appreciated Wayne Shorter's sax playing.
I think Zawinul died a few years ago.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

181 170 Well put.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:36 PM (MvF+J)

182 Justin Trudeau's Ego @Trudeaus_Ego · 20h
I will always be honest with Canadians.

That's why I waited until the story of #China's election interference broke, before I returned this $200,000 donation which I recieved in 2016.

I was elected on transparency, which means hiding this from everyone until I got caught.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 03:36 PM (Vwz3I)

183 Mimi had a rack and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM

Shagadelic, baby!

Posted by: Austin "Danger" Powers at March 02, 2023 03:37 PM (kVF4j)

184 Do all the employees wear boat shoes and rolled up chinos at Semaphor? I'm thinking sold 90's Lands End vibe.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (z/ifB)


Topsiders (no socks), chinos, polo shirt, and vuarnets with the leather glacier glasses side bits.
The uniform of my youth.

You know, when I wasn't wearing flannel shirts . . .

This somehow makes me sound like I was a lesbian

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2023 03:37 PM (xhaym)

185 Seeing as how Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman, I’m not buying the claim that he’s gay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Like most gay guys (really!) he is probably Bi-sexual.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

186 Do not take Semafor if you're allergic to Semafor.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
===
Semafor may cause disgust with news, knowing you are being lied to, and anal bleeding.... but mostly

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (17s+e)

187 Glad to see I'm not the only jazz fan here. Let WS's passing bring us together.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (MvF+J)

188 Nichole has the more beautiful face, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (hTf8I)

189 hmmm. Maybe he just does not have a type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

He wasn't looking for a type. He was looking for a profile.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

190 At the same time, partnering with United Front groups is not the answer.

Oh, yes it is.

Posted by: Stephen Hayes, Founding Cuck, the Jonh Goldberg Garage at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (JwOG0)

191 If you grift from the CCP do you get greedy again in 1/2 hour?

Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (FhXTo)

192 Interesting note #2:

If you place a Wang in a box, it becomes a Country.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 03:38 PM (XF9Gj)

193 when I go out for ribs

I always order the "Mimi"

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:39 PM (us2H3)

194 Unrelated, and I mention this just in passing: The Daily Caller reports that Semafor is partnering up with a Chinese think tank with connections to the Chinese intelligence services.

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BREAKING: Hunter Biden to collect 83,000 month salary for no-show job -- once again. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 03:39 PM (+Tr7w)

195 Too damn many Bens in the media circus. I can't remember which ones to boo.

Posted by: Weak Geek at March 02, 2023 03:39 PM (0GFEb)

196 word on the street is Tom Cruise's cock is just too big for one woman

Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (us2H3)

197 Mimi Rogers mighty chest-plate in "Lost in Space" (199:
https://tinyurl.com/2p82hvuu

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (MvF+J)

198 166 Seeing as how Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman, I’m not buying the claim that he’s gay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 02, 2023 03:33 PM (hTf8I)

Beards. Tom has a lotta beards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (GE8Ol)

199 Coming soon from David French:
The Conservative Case for Whoring Yourself for Chinese Money to Pay Your Wife's Bull.

Well, that was the original title.

The published title is something like, "Why Christians Should Cheer Closer Ties with China"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (0u9on)

200 Beijing crashing can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM (3hJhH)

201 None of my rice comes from China. Don't drag me into this.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM (DhOHl)

202 Shorter was also part of Miles Davis great quintet, with Hancock, Williams and Carter.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM (p+1gI)

203 The centre is headed by Wang Huiyao ...

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There's an Ed McMahon joke in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM (+Tr7w)

204 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to collect 83,000 month salary for no-show job -- once again. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 03:39 PM

The dude's painting masterpieces on commission!!!

Posted by: Dem Apologist at March 02, 2023 03:42 PM (JCZqz)

205 I like the guy with the Chinese flag right in the headshot. Nice touch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2023 03:42 PM (oINRc)

206 BREAKING: Hunter Biden to collect 83,000 month salary for no-show job -- once again. Developing ... - ShainS


Hunter sez "Hey, you want me to draw you a picture?"

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

207 This is how the Chinese (who all read Sun Tzu, surprisingly, and memorize passages from it) approach the "Art of War". Bribing people in the government and media is their mode of takeover. Winning without firing a shot. A plan for Taiwan, too.
And....it worked in Tibet...and it is their project here.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 02, 2023 03:20 PM (vcOmj)

The Pakistani campaign to conquer Afghanistan using tribal proxy forces advised by Pakistan, fronted by a few hundred Taliban leaders for appearances, was very liberal in its application of Chinese money to eliminate resistance from various warlords. I have no doubt that the people who planned it were trained at Fort Leavenworth and studied South Vietnam 1975 as a case study.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 02, 2023 03:42 PM (7B5FA)

208 197 Mimi Rogers mighty chest-plate in "Lost in Space" (199:
https://tinyurl.com/2p82hvuu
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (MvF+J)

IMHO, she was the ONLY thing that made that wretched movie the slightest bit worth watching.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (BTgKJ)

209 Here's my boggle.

Semafore is fairly cheap as far as these things go, but what is the point? Why is *anyone* "investing" in this? Yet another hard-left webzine? Why? What is the benefit to adding yet another small propaganda outlet to the vast selection of propaganda outlets we already have? Ranging from tiny to enormous, virtually all media is *already* a propaganda outlet as it is. One more - or the loss of one - will make precisely zero difference to anything.

So what gives? Cui bono? What is actually being bought with this money, and why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (t0OGg)

210 NY Post: Short people are ‘more likely to be psychopaths’: study

https://tinyurl.com/my4cren9

Via Sara Hoyt at Instapundit.

Someone notify ATC.

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (1Yy3c)

211 Mimi had a rack and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (us2H3)



And according to the internet, quite the bush.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

212 "Nice rice bowl you got there. Shame if something happened to it."

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

213 That Mimi Rogers dame has a face like a horse!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

214 NY Post: Short people are ‘more likely to be psychopaths’: study

https://tinyurl.com/my4cren9

Via Sara Hoyt at Instapundit.

Someone notify ATC.
Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (1Yy3c)



She sorta went that direction......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

215 IMHO, she was the ONLY thing that made that wretched movie the slightest bit worth watching.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (BTgKJ)


It had Heather Graham too, didn't it?

Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2023 03:44 PM (h5TKJ)

216 Trump's breath stinks !!! You know that, don't you !!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 02, 2023 03:44 PM (/Qz4j)

217 "IMHO, she was the ONLY thing that made that wretched movie the slightest bit worth watching."

I enjoyed it until they brought in the little monkey pet thing. Thirty minutes or so.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:44 PM (MvF+J)

218 Mimi Rogers mighty chest-plate in "Lost in Space" (199:
https://tinyurl.com/2p82hvuu
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:40 PM (MvF+J)
============
that boy seems stunned by the view

Posted by: Stephen Hayes, Founding Cuck, the Jonh Goldberg Garage at March 02, 2023 03:45 PM (JwOG0)

219 211 Mimi had a rack and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:35 PM (us2H3)


And according to the internet, quite the bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)


my afternoon nap just came early

Posted by: REDACTED at March 02, 2023 03:45 PM (us2H3)

220

uh,, what's uh-china?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 02, 2023 03:45 PM (vwCZJ)

221 Beijing crashing can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM (3hJhH)

--------

The Great Leap Backward is gonna be lit AF!

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 03:45 PM (+Tr7w)

222 Leftists know how to take care of their elite.
Liz Chaney going to University of Virginia

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:45 PM (xhxe8)

223 What's this about Ben-Gay

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

224 IMHO, she was the ONLY thing that made that wretched movie the slightest bit worth watching.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (BTgKJ)

The... younger daughter was creepy. The kid was creepy. Doctor Smith was always creepy.

Spiders.

Yeah, you are right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (zZu0s)

225 NY Post: Short people are ‘more likely to be psychopaths’: study

https://tinyurl.com/my4cren9

Via Sara Hoyt at Instapundit.

Someone notify ATC.
Posted by: Robert


Anecdon't: Ed Kemper was 6'9".

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (XF9Gj)

226 This busty, callipygian redhead visited Semafor because she wanted to learn how to signal with flags, but left disappointed:
https://is.gd/U8PhMy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (t0OGg)

227 215 IMHO, she was the ONLY thing that made that wretched movie the slightest bit worth watching.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (BTgKJ)

It had Heather Graham too, didn't it?
Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2023 03:44 PM (h5TKJ)

Unpopular opinion: Heather doesn't do much for me.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (BTgKJ)

228 210 NY Post: Short people are ‘more likely to be psychopaths’: study


point of order !!!

Posted by: Lew Alcindor at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (us2H3)

229 And according to the internet, quite the bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

But it does match.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (zZu0s)

230 222 Leftists know how to take care of their elite.
Liz Chaney going to University of Virginia

... she has 5 children to feed

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

231 >>>Why is *anyone* "investing" in this?

>Money laundering. Name one media corporation that isn't engaged in this on a global scale?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (Jg7EG)

232 223 What's this about Ben-Gay
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

that's the rub, aint it ?

Posted by: Lew Alcindor at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (us2H3)

233
But it does match.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (zZu0s)



No tattoos or weird piercings either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

234 NY Post: Short people are ‘more likely to be psychopaths’: study

--------------------
So, Randy Newman may have had a point?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (TNyrE)

235 Lost In Space was so almost good.

They really botched it.

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (iziT8)

236 "The... younger daughter was creepy."

Lacey Chabert. She went on to piss away the most $lucrative$ voice-acting career she could ever hope for, leaving Family Guy early.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (MvF+J)

237 No tattoos or weird piercings either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Different era, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (zZu0s)

238 What's this about Ben-Gay
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (RHGPo)



"You suck ONE DICK....."

- - - - Ben Smith

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

239
Different era, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:48 PM (zZu0s)



A better era.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

240 This busty, callipygian redhead visited Semafor because she wanted to learn how to signal with flags, but left disappointed:
https://is.gd/U8PhMy
- Joe Mannix

Whoa! They point up! ("Soldier In The Rain" reference).

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)

241 "This busty, callipygian redhead visited Semafor because she wanted to learn how to signal with flags, but left disappointed:
https://is.gd/U8PhMy"

She's got a pebble or something stuck in her sweater.

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:49 PM (iayUP)

242 "And according to the internet, quite the bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
"

Are we talking about Demi Moore?

Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:50 PM (iziT8)

243 In general, women tend to be shorter than men.

Posted by: fd at March 02, 2023 03:50 PM (iayUP)

244 word on the street is Mimi could clamp her nips to her flaps

Posted by: nope at March 02, 2023 03:50 PM (us2H3)

245 "And according to the internet, quite the bush.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
"

Are we talking about Demi Moore?
Posted by: eleven at March 02, 2023 03:50 PM (iziT

She was bald in GI Jane.

*cough*

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 03:51 PM (1Yy3c)

246 Unpopular opinion: Heather doesn't do much for me.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 03:46 PM (BTgKJ)


I don't have an opinion one way or the other, but I will say she looks amazing for her age.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2023 03:51 PM (DRSnL)

247
Seeing as how Tom Cruise was married to both Mimi Rogers and Nichole Kidman, I’m not buying the claim that he’s gay.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



I dunno. The way that he's been insisting on being partnered on-screen with inappropriately young women for at least 20 years screams "covering for something". One of the better parts of TG:M for me was that he FINALLY allowed himself to have an age-appropriate leading lady in Jen Connelly.

On the other hand, teh gheys have been obsessing over Tom C as a ghey icon for about 40 years now.

It's at the point that I really don't care if he's flaming ghey or not, or that he's a true cultish weirdo in real life. It's enough that he makes movies that are entertaining as hell, goes all-in on the stunt work, seems to really love and appreciate his audience, and doesn't try to tell me how I'm supposed to vote or think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 03:51 PM (n+4am)

248 Whoa! They point up! ("Soldier In The Rain" reference).
Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:49 PM (rj6Yv)

Well, it does look cold out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

249 If I ever win the lottery...

https://tinyurl.com/fs8rcx2c

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (oyiEi)

250 Why is *anyone* "investing" in this?

I think it's crooked business deals for both sides, ala Biden, now that Hunter is too hot to deal with.

Posted by: PJ at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (G1dq6)

251 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Busty girls in their underwear at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (DhOHl)

252 You cannot call them quislings until the CCP actually takes over.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (Wl6Ns)

253 Rebecca Ferguson or Emily Blunt are not VASTLY different ages.

Although, I guess he is getting up there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

254 249 If I ever win the lottery...

https://tinyurl.com/fs8rcx2c
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (oyiEi)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

255 It's at the point that I really don't care if he's flaming ghey or not, or that he's a true cultish weirdo in real life. It's enough that he makes movies that are entertaining as hell, goes all-in on the stunt work, seems to really love and appreciate his audience, and doesn't try to tell me how I'm supposed to vote or think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 03:51 PM (n+4am)

Popping for a commercial to thank his fans while doing a stunt for an upcoming movie was a pretty alpha move. I dug it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 02, 2023 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

256 244 word on the street is Mimi could clamp her nips to her flaps
Posted by: nope at March 02, 2023 03:50 PM

You know the rules...pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Rick Astley at March 02, 2023 03:54 PM (JCZqz)

257 In a sane world, they'd shut this shit down as a matter of national security. Alas we do not live in a sane world. Or sane country.

Posted by: Crazy times at March 02, 2023 03:54 PM (YdDJ9)

258 Popping for a commercial to thank his fans while doing a stunt for an upcoming movie was a pretty alpha move. I dug it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 02, 2023 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

Oh, don't get me wrong. ace should hire him as a cob. Would be entertaining, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 02, 2023 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

259 I remember deriving mild enjoyment viewing the "Lost in Space" series 2018-2021. Parker Posey took Dr Smith in a new direction, depressed instead of flaming.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 03:55 PM (MvF+J)

260 It might be nappy time again

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 03:55 PM (xhxe8)

261 Ben Smith really pisses me off. That smarmy fuck keeps failing upwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 03:55 PM (c2f5O)

262 If I ever win the lottery...

https://tinyurl.com/fs8rcx2c

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 03:52 PM (oyiEi)

That looks like an M60 Patton. Is it?

BTW I like your style on things to do with lottery winnings.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 03:55 PM (gmo/4)

263 None of my rice comes from China. Don't drag me into this.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at March 02, 2023 03:41 PM

You've been cancelled!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 02, 2023 03:56 PM (oE0yX)

264 Money laundering. Name one media corporation that isn't engaged in this on a global scale?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 03:47 PM (Jg7EG)
++++
Yeah, that is entirely possible. But I don't understand Red Chinese involvement in that case, unless it's to mask payoffs to domestic operators (all of whom are certainly in violation of FARA, but for some reason that will never come up).

Yup, that makes sense. Laundering bribes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 03:56 PM (t0OGg)

265 Nap good. Like good. Nap.

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 02, 2023 03:56 PM (GE8Ol)

266 Hey, Kidz!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Don't buy crap made in China!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 02, 2023 03:56 PM (wtvvX)

267 They lied to me and said SM meant Sonarman when it actually meant Signalman. I pitched a bitch and became an unrated striker in engineering.

Signalmen have to learn SEMAPHORE! Yikes like old timey real sailors and worse are top side watches in the freezing cold... unless the Captain wants to collide with slow moving shipping.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2023 03:57 PM (sptOa)

268 On the other hand, teh gheys have been obsessing over Tom C as a ghey icon for about 40 years now.
==
Top gun has two super gay scenes.

1. Vollyball

2. Bathroom with weird contact between full dress senior officer and Tom C in his tighty whities. Shot from behind.

Posted by: just because he acts in soft core gay porn doesn't mean he's gay you GUYS!!!! at March 02, 2023 03:58 PM (3yD/O)

269 Pretty sure that redhead Mannix poasted is Zapanese.

Posted by: Thesokorus at March 02, 2023 03:58 PM (1ais2)

270 Yeah, that is entirely possible. But I don't understand Red Chinese involvement in that case, unless it's to mask payoffs to domestic operators (all of whom are certainly in violation of FARA, but for some reason that will never come up).

Yup, that makes sense. Laundering bribes. - Joe Mannix

Man, the smirk on my face when I read that the PRC was trying to broker piece talks between Russia and Ukraine. LOL

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)

271
This is my guest, Mr Wang.

No offense.

https://youtu.be/RePybi45jO0

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 02, 2023 03:59 PM (G/QLV)

272
Popping for a commercial to thank his fans while doing a stunt for an upcoming movie was a pretty alpha move. I dug it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Yeah, I agree. I don't even care if it was done strictly because of a PR flack brainstorm, it's brilliant and considering that he's the only Hollywood cocksucker who seems to be willing to show such appreciation for his audience...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 03:59 PM (n+4am)

273 This is some satanic level of linguistic programming:

Politics · Trending
#SaferWithBiden
12.3K Tweets

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 04:00 PM (XF9Gj)

274 That looks like an M60 Patton. Is it?

BTW I like your style on things to do with lottery winnings.

Posted by: Archer
___

Looks like it...definitely not an Abrams.

The good Lord knows me too well to allow me to win the lottery.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 04:01 PM (oyiEi)

275 Landru help us!

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

276
That looks like an M60 Patton. Is it?

BTW I like your style on things to do with lottery winnings.

Posted by: Archer



Limey Cold-War era Chieftain.

Pretty decent tank as long as you ditch the awful, unreliable multi-fuel powerpack and stuff in a proper diesel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 04:02 PM (n+4am)

277 The rice game has been going on a long time. Since right after WW2.
California built their waterworks to stop flooding but also to provide water to farmers. Rice farmers.

Cui Bono? Asia gets the rice. California ran by Democrats.
He who controls the spice controls the universe.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2023 04:02 PM (sptOa)

278 272
Popping for a commercial to thank his fans while doing a stunt for an upcoming movie was a pretty alpha move. I dug it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Yeah, I agree. I don't even care if it was done strictly because of a PR flack brainstorm, it's brilliant and considering that he's the only Hollywood cocksucker who seems to be willing to show such appreciation for his audience...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2023 03:59 PM (n+4am)

That was my take. Entire industry wants to lecture me on how I'm awful for simply existing and he decides to take 30 seconds out of his day to thank me for seeing his movie. Low bar and all but still, he cleared it (which probably wasn't easy for a midget like him).

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 02, 2023 04:03 PM (KbCG3)

279 Looks like it...definitely not an Abrams.

The good Lord knows me too well to allow me to win the lottery.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 04:01 PM (oyiEi)

I would like to win more than enough to purchase my old Destroyer, alas years ago it was the target of a SINKEX.

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 04:03 PM (gmo/4)

280 IIRC the term "semaphore" was used as a derogatory term for spies who employed the semaphore signals methodology. Instead of a cipher or some other code, they'd use written, pictographs of the traditional semaphore alphabet to convey their messages.

Probably back around WWI, if not earlier.

My dad mentioned the term back in the 60's during one of our intelligence communities scandals... so I presume it's still sometimes used. The pictographs are weird looking and I'm doubtful many today would pick up what they mean.

https://tinyurl.com/mr34z23y

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2023 04:04 PM (Q4IgG)

281 274 That looks like an M60 Patton. Is it?

BTW I like your style on things to do with lottery winnings.

Posted by: Archer
------------------
M48 was Christened the Patton. The M60, not so much. Just another M60.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:04 PM (tiR3O)

282 This is some satanic level of linguistic programming:

Politics · Trending
#SaferWithBiden
12.3K Tweets

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 04:00 PM (XF9Gj)

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Ukranian oligarchic bots?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 04:05 PM (+Tr7w)

283 This is some satanic level of linguistic programming:

Politics · Trending
#SaferWithBiden
12.3K Tweets
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2023 04:00 PM (XF9Gj)
++++
It does lack one thing, though: being something that does *not* make the reader immediately burst out laughing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

284 This is my guest, Mr Wang.

No offense.

https://youtu.be/RePybi45jO0
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 02, 2023 03:59 PM

Hey, Wang, this club's restricted, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish.

Posted by: Al Czervic at March 02, 2023 04:05 PM (kVF4j)

285 This busty, callipygian redhead visited Semafor because she wanted to learn how to signal with flags, but left disappointed:
https://is.gd/U8PhMy
- Joe Mannix

Tits and ass, tits and ass, Bloody blue, bloody blue, bloody blue, bloody blue!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 02, 2023 04:06 PM (c2f5O)

286 "regime propagandist" - that is exactly right.

We need to stop referring to these propaganda organs who used to be newspapers and other news providers as "news." They are propagandists who use the cover of "news" to push narratives helpful to the Regime.

It's no different than what Voice of America used to be. The difference is, everyone knew and acknowledged that VOA has an agenda. Time to give other regime propagandists the same treatment.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at March 02, 2023 04:06 PM (1gif2)

287 ------------------
M48 was Christened the Patton. The M60, not so much. Just another M60.
Posted by: Puddinhead
==
They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by: 3, 2, 1 . . . at March 02, 2023 04:06 PM (bGkTZ)

288 I learned semaphore in the Boy Scouts. And the M60 tank was called the Patton "unofficially"

Posted by: Archer at March 02, 2023 04:06 PM (gmo/4)

289 283 It does lack one thing, though: being something that does *not* make the reader immediately burst out laughing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2023 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

========

I remember Obama re-election stuff that included vets talking about how they felt safer under Obama than W.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 04:07 PM (LvTSG)

290 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.

Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2023 04:07 PM (sptOa)

291 290 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2023 04:07 PM (sptOa)


Or Amway

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (t4BDZ)

292 Does Amway still exist?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

293 They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.
------------------
The next tank will likely be unmanned and much smaller than we are used to. As for Abe, he has a Greek Temple and a Throne to sit on. Lazy bastard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (tiR3O)

294 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora
===
This, right here, is why you still live in the basement.

Posted by: Your Mom at March 02, 2023 04:09 PM (bGkTZ)

295 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2023 04:09 PM (qoGsy)

296 293 The next tank will likely be unmanned and much smaller than we are used to. As for Abe, he has a Greek Temple and a Throne to sit on. Lazy bastard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (tiR3O)

========

To be fair, it was a very taxing play.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

297 Never heard of semaphore before this post. I guess I live a sheltered life.

Posted by: WTF Is semaphore? at March 02, 2023 04:10 PM (89Sog)

298 288 I learned semaphore in the Boy Scouts. And the M60 tank was called the Patton "unofficially"
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Yes it was. It just was never officially named Patton. That was the M48.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:10 PM (tiR3O)

299 The next tank will likely be unmanned and much smaller than we are used to. As for Abe, he has a Greek Temple and a Throne to sit on. Lazy bastard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (tiR3O)

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To be fair, it was a very taxing play.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures
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The blocking was atrocious. I will say that.

Posted by: Culture Editor washinton weekly chronicle at March 02, 2023 04:11 PM (bGkTZ)

300 They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.
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If it has skirts, it should be called the Rachel Levine.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 02, 2023 04:12 PM (Vwz3I)

301 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora

Might be why some of you guys have a hard time meeting nice ladies.
I approached my now husband of 23yrs in a tiny rural bar where everyone knew him and no one knew me, because he was the sweetest looking guy I had ever seen.

Posted by: old chick at March 02, 2023 04:12 PM (sOete)

302 My gaydar is pretty good, if I do say so myself, and Tom Cruise has never pinged it.
Maybe he's so short he cruises under it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2023 04:12 PM (fUnHJ)

303 302 My gaydar is pretty good, if I do say so myself, and Tom Cruise has never pinged it.
Maybe he's so short he cruises under it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2023 04:12 PM (fUnHJ)

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zombie had a story about him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

304 es it was. It just was never officially named Patton. That was the M48.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:10 PM (tiR3O)

That was a time when the DoD had more important things to do than to come up with a new name for an upgraded chassis.

Posted by: mrp at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

305 292 Does Amway still exist?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

How about Mary Kay Cosmetics and those pink Caddies?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (BTgKJ)

306 They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.
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If it has skirts, it should be called the Rachel Levine.
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It shall be a hovertank, and will be called the Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Sec of Defense Gurl Power at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (bGkTZ)

307 296 293 The next tank will likely be unmanned and much smaller than we are used to. As for Abe, he has a Greek Temple and a Throne to sit on. Lazy bastard.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:08 PM (tiR3O)

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To be fair, it was a very taxing play.
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Just to let you in on a secret, my distant cousin was holding Booth's horse outside the theater. He also got Booth across the Potomac and then split to Cuba and then England. After the hangings he returned to DC and ran the hotel where all the Confederate spies made contact during the war. He reported directly to Jefferson Davis in those days.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (tiR3O)

308 Semaphore is only half the story. To get the full skinny you need a teleiophore.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (MvF+J)

309 Chinese Infiltration of Canadian Government

https://tinyurl.com/2c4s4h9b

Posted by: rd at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (Z32m1)

310 When I was in the armored cav the M60's were referred to as "tanks". Just a tank.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (BdMk6)

311 I would bet Sundowner is getting a cut
And they wave bribery in your face because no one can do anything about it.

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (xhxe8)

312 zombie had a story about him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Dang, I miss zombie

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (fUnHJ)

313 nood

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (MvF+J)

314 I approached my now husband of 23yrs in a tiny rural bar where everyone knew him and no one knew me, because he was the sweetest looking guy I had ever seen.
Posted by: old chick

Good for you! Fortune favors the bold.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2023 04:14 PM (qoGsy)

315 Noodlum

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 04:15 PM (BTgKJ)

316 Just to let you in on a secret, my distant cousin was holding Booth's horse outside the theater. He also got Booth across the Potomac and then split to Cuba and then England. After the hangings he returned to DC and ran the hotel where all the Confederate spies made contact during the war. He reported directly to Jefferson Davis in those days.
Posted by: Puddinhead
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I thought you drowned in the sequel to national treasure, congrats on your escape.

Posted by: movie fan at March 02, 2023 04:15 PM (bGkTZ)

317 TonyPete, and, sometimes you just have to take a chance or spend the rest of your life regretting it.

Posted by: old chick at March 02, 2023 04:16 PM (sOete)

318 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora

Might be why some of you guys have a hard time meeting nice ladies.
Posted by: old chick at March 02, 2023 04:12 PM (sOete)

In my case it's because I'm unattractive and I avoid people.

People suck, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Robert at March 02, 2023 04:16 PM (1Yy3c)

319 Been reading about the Army's woes regarding recruiting, when I came across this pic:

https://tinyurl.com/ycktpyrm

Is it just me, or does the recruit in the foreground look like he's one jelly donut away from ventilating his drill sergeant?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 02, 2023 04:16 PM (oyiEi)

320
How about Mary Kay Cosmetics and those pink Caddies?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (BTgKJ)



That is still a thing. The wife sells it, but isn't one of those crazy in your face about it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

321 294 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.
Posted by: torabora

Or she's a spy for a foreign government (Russkie, Chi-Com, other) who has targeted you as an easy mark for information extraction ie the Eric Fartwell special.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 02, 2023 04:17 PM (Rl7KJ)

322 295 If some stranger female starts up a conversation out of the blue she's either hooking or a Scientologist.

Or maybe she's just an extrovert -or can act like one-who thought you were nice looking. I've talked to men without knowing them before and I'm neither a Scientologist or a hooker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2023 04:18 PM (G+RHa)

323 Lost a lot of respect for Cruise and Travolta after reading Lawrence Wright's book on Scientology, "Going Clear." That is one creepy, dehumanizing, and abusive cult ...

But, yeah, Cruise surprised and impressed me by subverting his ego enough (or maybe to mock some in Hollywood he's worked with) to play a hilarious, balding, fat, studio exac character in Tropic Thunder (not to mention doing his own insane fearless movie stunts) -- and that display of gratitude at the beginning of top gun Maverick was a welcome respite from the typical ubiquitous Hollywood narcissism.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 04:18 PM (idbzh)

324 >>>They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.

>DEI tells me the next tank should be the Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 04:18 PM (Jg7EG)

325 How about Mary Kay Cosmetics and those pink Caddies?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2023 04:13 PM (BTgKJ)

That is still a thing. The wife sells it, but isn't one of those crazy in your face about it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 02, 2023 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

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Can we set up a GiveSendGo for Mrs. Sponge because I want photos of Sponge driving a pink Cadillac into next year's Texas MoMe?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 04:23 PM (idbzh)

326 In my case it's because I'm unattractive and I avoid people.
People suck, dontchaknow.
Posted by: Robert

Not all people.
Lots of nice ladies out there who have stopped looking, too.
It's scary. I was divorced/single for 16 years before I made the first move.
and, attractive is in the eye of the beholder, especially if you aren't comparing to others.

Posted by: old chick at March 02, 2023 04:24 PM (sOete)

327 >>>They should name the next tank the Abraham Lincoln.

>DEI tells me the next tank should be the Norman Schwarzkopf

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2023 04:18 PM (Jg7EG)

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I would think that Rear Admiral Levine, Pothole Pete, and Atomic Tranny Dogboy would be higher on the DIE totem.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 02, 2023 04:26 PM (idbzh)

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