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Prince Harry To Go On Pay Per View To Have an "Intimate Conversation" with a Celebrity Trauma Expert to Finally Find Out: Where Did My Privacy Go?

Prince Harry to live stream "intimate conversation" with trauma expert on Pay Per View for $33 a pop.

Prince Harry will live-stream his discussion with an addiction expert and ayahuasca proponent in a paid television special that will go for $33.09 and even cost fans as much as $60.96, according to the event's website.

I believe the higher price is for the Intimate Conversation plus the book Spare.


The live media special, which will feature an "intimate conversation" between Canadian doctor and author Gabor Maté and the Duke of Sussex, is also being advertised as a deep dive into "living with loss and the importance of personal healing."

Maté is a "renowned addiction expert," according to his website, and has pioneered "Compassionate Inquiry," a method of psychoanalysis that allegedly helps clients "recognize the unconscious dynamics that run their lives and how to liberate themselves from them."

Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug ayahuasca, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."

...


The media reacted to the news, with one Jezebel writer claiming that she would "gladly fork over $33.09 to watch Prince Harry go on a personal ayahuasca retreat to cleanse himself of the ills of having King Charles as his father."

"Hell, I'd round up to $34, baby!"

Maté is a well-known doctor in Canada who has also been tied to the drug ayahuasca, which is described as one of the "ancient Amazon healing traditions" on his website.

And the Worldwide Privacy Tour continues.

Reportedly he'll need the extra money, because his dad will be kicking him out of his free apartment in England.

King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

An insider confirmed with Page Six that the monarch began the eviction process in January -- the day after Prince Harry's bombshell memoir "Spare" hit the shelves.

Harry's book contained a myriad of sensational allegations, including that Prince William violently shoved him to the floor and that Queen Consort Camilla leaked stories about the brothers to the press.

"This eviction surely spells the end of Harry and Meghan's time in the UK," a source told The US Sun, who first reported the news.

They have not been offered an alternative home on the royal family's massive estate.

From andycanuck:

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Posted by: Ace at 01:13 PM




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1 Wonder how many people will cough up $33 for this shit?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

2 Leave us alone! We want our privacy!

Posted by: Prince Harry at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (llON8)

3 That apple didn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (AwYPR)

4 I can't wait to not watch this.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (PyOKD)

5 Aaron Mate's dad, no less

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

6 Royal grifter of Sussex.

Posted by: 13times at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (M6Yu0)

7 Wonder how many people will cough up $33 for this shit?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

You might be surprised.

Or not.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (mR6Gs)

8 His privacy went to South Park

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (2QNqK)

9 How did we get stuck with the retarded prince?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (xSnmX)

10 What's he addicted to? Being a fag?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (UuD2k)

11 Where my privacy gone, fwiend?

Posted by: Prince Harry at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (rcsB3)

12 Heh. This is like Kim Kardashian calling for privacy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

13 Anyone aware that Twitter suspended Mike Lee?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

14 Reportedly he'll need the extra money, because his dad will be kicking him out of his free apartment in England.

==========

"I have to get a job like a dirty plebe."

"I feel so bad for him! He's just like me!"
-Plebe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)

15 I hope that in five years these two are divorced, with Megan doing guest spots on low-budget TV shows, while Harry sells cars somewhere in LA and goes home to a studio apartment with a mattress on the floor.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (wmDcS)

16 Ta Ta Ginge and Cringe

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (bs+z0)

17 Remember when Michael Jackson was the "weirdo" in the news?

Now everyone is Michael Jackson.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (AoCoJ)

18 Poor Horse Trainer Harry.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (r1ZRd)

19 1 Wonder how many people will cough up $33 for this shit?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

People say otherwise, but a LOT of people LOVE drama.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)

20 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

Shouldn't they have been booted from it way back when they f*cked off to Canada?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

21 From the last thread talking about Power,

Some Norway environmentalist group put out a video on Nuclear vs Wind Power. The space need for wind power is incredible and to see it put in perspective is mind blowing
https://tinyurl.com/45jr3jps

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (L+rbh)

22 This really is unseemly.

You have to wonder if MI6 is not already planning an "accident."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (mR6Gs)

23 I have a "public-facing" job, and unfortunately I've learned a lot of pyrsyns are hanging on every word this bint says. And would happily pay for the privilege of hearing his verbal spew

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (dCxaZ)

24 Imagine how insufferable your Narcissistic Personality Disorder must be for your daddy to prefer the company of pedophiles.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (8D2Zw)

25 "Intimate Moments with Harry"

Sounds like the sort of place that would sell bondage gear.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (xhaym)

26 >>Prince Harry to live stream "intimate conversation" with trauma expert on Pay Per View for $33 a pop.

This kid is completely and utterly lost.


This jamoke could of had the world's finest trim and he throw's it all away on an Applebee's 6.

Sad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (up/3i)

27 You couldn't see my giv-a-fuks about Prince harry with an electron microscope. He is right up there with Saint Greta.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (pohLc)

28 Intimate Conversations with Darleen only cost the price of a 12-pack of Natty Daddy

Posted by: Thrifty McMiklos at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (2hexI)

29 The Worldwide Privaceh Tour continues! Read more about it in his new book "WAAAAAAAH."

Posted by: WE WANT PRIVACEH! at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (YdDJ9)

30 He said that he was born to carry spare organs in case William was hurt. I've never heard a half-brother say that before.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (44ww/)

31 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Geeze, all they had to do was keep their mouth shut and behave and they would have been set for life.

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (Zs294)

33 Now everyone is Michael Jackson.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (AoCoJ)

Propofol for everybody.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (r1ZRd)

34 It really is amazing that Harry now has lower approval ratings than Prince Andrew. I mean, think about it.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (rcsB3)

35 Hey Harry. Piss off, bloke.

No one gives a rats ass about you or your obnoxious hat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Some Norway environmentalist group put out a video on Nuclear vs Wind Power. The space need for wind power is incredible and to see it put in perspective is mind blowing
https://tinyurl.com/45jr3jps
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (L+rbh)

And nukes do not GAF if the wind is blowing or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

37 They have not been offered an alternative home on the royal family's massive estate.

hilarious

what's the point of being a royal if you can't hang out in a Royal Crib

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

38 An insider confirmed with Page Six that the monarch began the eviction process in January -- the day after Prince Harry's bombshell memoir "Spare" hit the shelves.

It is good to be The King.

Posted by: The King! at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (2tUFv)

39 Apparently, this doctor is all about how taking psychedelics will solve your issues. Since Harry is all about taking psychedelics and wants to help normalize his "treatment", he's going to try and make a buck off this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (GYIa4)

40 What a pu**y. His brother pushed him to the floor?
I remember tossing my little brother in to a hawthorne bush. Hanging him on a door knob by his underware.

Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (ZVuYy)

41 I, for one, favor separating stupid people from their money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (FVME7)

42 I read that headline as "where did my privates go".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (YgIxk)

43 >>> 21 From the last thread talking about Power,

Some Norway environmentalist group put out a video on Nuclear vs Wind Power. The space need for wind power is incredible and to see it put in perspective is mind blowing
https://tinyurl.com/45jr3jps
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (L+rbh)

That's if you assume the SMAAHHHHHHRRRT people intend to allow the same amount of electric power to be produced in the future (let alone more).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (llON8)

44 30 He said that he was born to carry spare organs in case William was hurt. I've never heard a half-brother say that before.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (44ww/)

That's a pretty damning indictment of what he thinks of his parents.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

45 PRIMERO!!!

Posted by: El Esponge-o at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (2hexI)

46
Alternate post title for post below:

Hey Teacher! Leave Them Kids Alone!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (wlDSS)

47 The French movie Amelie mentions the mania for Diana as a major plot point. In retrospect, the tv-idiocy turning point for their country.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (44ww/)

48 You wanted to be reincarnated as an elephant
You'd settle for being reincarnated as a wild stallion
You get reincarnated as a tick

Posted by: fd at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (iayUP)

49 "Intimate Moments with Harry"

Sounds like the sort of place that would sell bondage gear.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (xhaym)


Only if it includes protection for his blue penis.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (rcsB3)

50 I am setting down this $5.

She is going to get pregnant next.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

51 44 and completely false. He was there to be king if something happened to William

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zzbjj)

52 Does ayahuasca involve licking a tree frog? FWIW I believe Aaron Rodgers has been on an ayahuasca retreat.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (eGTCV)

53 Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug ayahuasca, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."


It took drugs to get you to realize that your MOTHER wanted you to be HAPPY?!?

You're f*cked up, dude......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

54 I had a long talk with my dad last week.

He has pretty much cut off my brother due to his drinking and drug use, and calling him for money.

My dad loves him, but after a while, there's a limit that is reached, where as a parent, you say, "Enough. You want to go your own way and destroy yourself, have at it."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (caIUg)

55 South Park rejoices.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (wYwbB)

56 Given that Harry and Meghan have lost their last residence in the UK, and aren't getting invited to the Coronation, they may get their privacy sooner than they think.

Posted by: The King! at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (2tUFv)

57 Anyone aware that Twitter suspended Mike Lee?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

Anyone care?

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

58 Prince William is soon going to be having a conversation with Harry very similar to the one Michael had with Fredo in The Godfather 1

Do Anglicans recite the Hail Mary?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (mR6Gs)

59 Wow. Parody of SouthPark parody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

60 Dumb Harry's dumb book with his dumb face on it is on display in my supermarket. I'm tempted to put a Post-It note over the title with my replacement title: Douchenozzle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (2hlEI)

61 >>> 44 30 He said that he was born to carry spare organs in case William was hurt. I've never heard a half-brother say that before.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (44ww/)

That's a pretty damning indictment of what he thinks of his parents.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)

Or maybe he's just a whiny little bitch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (llON8)

62 Intimate moments?

What like banging a fat chick behind a stable? Bar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 Hey Sponge. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (caIUg)

64 $33 to see Harry on some drug embarrass himself publicly? Hell, we've been getting that free (and unwanted) for several years now.

Of course, it's Canada, land of "assisted-suicide fixes all your problems, friend". Go that route, add in Markle, and you'll make millions!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (NCgXW)

65 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

Left out is that Andrew will be required to vacate the much, much larger house in which he currently resides.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (GYIa4)

66 You wanted to be reincarnated as an elephant
You'd settle for being reincarnated as a wild stallion
You get reincarnated as a tick
Posted by: fd at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (iayUP)


How about a Wyld Stallyn?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (DRSnL)

67 Twitter suspending GOP officials again is old news i guess

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (Zzbjj)

68 52 Does ayahuasca involve licking a tree frog? FWIW I believe Aaron Rodgers has been on an ayahuasca retreat.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (eGTCV)

No, if you lick the frogs down there you're likely to die.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (UuD2k)

69 I am setting down this $5.

She is going to get pregnant next.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Go for the Brave and Transgressive Trifecta.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (2hexI)

70 57 Anyone aware that Twitter suspended Mike Lee?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

Anyone care?

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (AwYPR)

Now do Spike Lee.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

71 Or maybe he's just a whiny little bitch.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (llON

That is always a possibility, H2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

72 Anyone aware that Twitter suspended Mike Lee?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

I'll bite.
Why?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)

73 69 I am setting down this $5.

She is going to get pregnant next.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Go for the Brave and Transgressive Trifecta.

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (2hexI)

Prince Harry?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

74 🤡 🌎

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (r1ZRd)

75 they may get their privacy sooner than they think.

RACIST! THE KING IS A RACIST!

RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!

Posted by: Meghan, Soon To Be Starring On The Home Shopping Network! at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (2tUFv)

76 That's a Babylon Bee headline -- and future South Park episode -- that you've stolen, amirite Ace?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (7QclL)

77 Well, Harry is still royalty.....


...... drama Queen.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

78 Southpark wishes they were this funny with satire than these twits seriously setting up a global 'we want privacy' tour.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

79 I am rolling on the floor laughing my goddamned ass off.

What a royal twit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (wtvvX)

80 Crom!

Zod does not appeal to you often or for much, but he asks you to please have the human, Meghan Markle, have the-dirty-kind-of sex with her brother-in-law.

Also, please have video of that union fall into the hands of TMZ.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (IwPLY)

81 65 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

Left out is that Andrew will be required to vacate the much, much larger house in which he currently resides.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (GYIa4)

Renamed Epstein villa?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

82 I don't want to tell everyone about all the weird stuff I've seen and done and thought. It would not make me feel better. Of course, no one would pay me to tell them about it.

Posted by: huerfano at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (dTFZY)

83 Back to NFL films.

How great would it be to have the cheerleader footage set to the great musical score NFL films used back in the day!


Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (gmo/4)

84 Says he killed 20 or so Taliban. I will eat my own head if he ever did anything more battleworthy than playing video games when he "served."

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (9o0h2)

85 🤡 🌎
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
___

I actually have this t-shirt.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (caIUg)

86 >>> 50 I am setting down this $5.

She is going to get pregnant next.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)

Who will be the baby daddy?

I'll put down $10 it won't be ginger boy.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (llON8)

87 It's not often that real life gets out in front of South Park.

Kudos on achieving the seemingly impossible, Harry.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

88 >Prince William is soon going to be having a conversation with Harry very similar to the one Michael had with Fredo in The Godfather 1

If he's lucky, Megan threw out his fishing gear as well.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (44ww/)

89 Some might think his Instagram-loving bitch wife doesn't ACTUALLY want her privaceh!

Posted by: It's as bad as the quef sisters at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (YdDJ9)

90 Dumb Harry's dumb book with his dumb face on it is on display in my supermarket. I'm tempted to put a Post-It note over the title with my replacement title: Douchenozzle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (2hlEI)

Kind of tells you who his book is aimed at

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (mR6Gs)

91 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home


Darleen told me Frogmore is near Beaufort, SC.

Posted by: Miklos trusts, and makes no attempt to verify at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (2hexI)

92 Seriously for those who grew up in the Regular Times, just insert Michael Jackson into these headlines and suddenly the world makes perfect sense again.

Michael Jackson To Go On Pay Per View To Have an "Intimate Conversation" with a Celebrity Trauma Expert

Michael Jackson Tried to Force a Fifth-Grade Girl to Transition to Boy, Kept Calling Her By Male Pronouns;
Drove Girl to Suicidal Thoughts

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (l5rbD)

93 Ayahuasca is for pussies.

Posted by: The Machine Elves at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (ppBhU)

94 They really are the prince and princess of Canada.

Sorry andycanuck and Alberta Oil Peon, these two are YOURS now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

95 79 I am rolling on the floor laughing my goddamned ass off.

What a royal twit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (wtvvX)

I believe that's his new official title: Royal Twit. or Twat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

96 I hope that in five years these two are divorced, with Megan doing guest spots on low-budget TV shows, while Harry sells cars somewhere in LA and goes home to a studio apartment with a mattress on the floor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (wmDcS)


Harry can move to Africa, the only place he's ever truly felt at home, only to discover that they only tolerated him because he was rich.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (GYIa4)

97 Anyone aware that Twitter suspended Mike Lee?

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (Zzbjj)

I'll bite.
Why?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (mR6Gs)
-----------
Having two first names is white privilege?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

98 My dad loves him, but after a while, there's a limit that is reached, where as a parent, you say, "Enough. You want to go your own way and destroy yourself, have at it."

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (caIUg)

At some point your dad has to stop enabling...been there, done that.

Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (AwYPR)

99 How about a Wyld Stallyn?
Posted by: Jordan61"


Cool!

*plays air guitar*

Posted by: fd at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (iayUP)

100 Left out is that Andrew will be required to vacate the much, much larger house in which he currently resides.

It is very good to be the King.

Andrew's lucky that I'm not locking him up in the Tower.

Posted by: The King! at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (2tUFv)

101 Will no one rid me of this turbulent Prince?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (OhaV5)

102 She was in a couple episodes of Fringe, wasn't she?

Mmmmmm. Anna Torv.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

103 Some people have so little self respect they can't resist hanging all their shit stained Fruit of the Looms out for everyone to appreciate. Fuck you repugnant narcissist.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (pohLc)

104 Pull my finger, ace!

https://tinyurl.com/5d8utb6k

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)

105 >>> 84 Says he killed 20 or so Taliban. I will eat my own head if he ever did anything more battleworthy than playing video games when he "served."
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (9o0h2)

*waves from the other side of the pond*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (llON8)

106 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

I saw someone comment earlier that it had something to do with Ukraine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

107 >their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

Andy needs less Frogmore and more frog march...pedo creep.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (U/z0J)

108 >>84 Says he killed 20 or so Taliban. I will eat my own head if he ever did anything more battleworthy than playing video games when he "served."
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at March 01, 2023 01:20 PM (9o0h2)

Harry Windsor, fobbit.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (IwPLY)

109 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

Lee is a Chinese name

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)

110 Intimate Conversations with Darleen only cost the price of a 12-pack of Natty Daddy

Posted by: Thrifty McMiklos at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (2hexI)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (PyOKD)

111 He said that he was born to carry spare organs in case William was hurt. I've never heard a half-brother say that before.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Hey he must be able to read!

Larry Niven 1968: A gift from Earth.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (y7A/s)

112 Dumb Harry's dumb book with his dumb face on it is on display in my supermarket.

-
I see that the evil DiSantis' book is #1 on Amazon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (FVME7)

113 Autist formally known as a prince

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (CjHGv)

114 Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Canada now encourages euthanasia for the depressed.

Harry, is that what this is all aboot?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

115 Why does anyone car about his idiot soiboi and his sperm receptacle?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (hTf8I)

116 At some point your dad has to stop enabling...been there, done that.
Posted by: BignJames
___

Yep.

I had to learn this lesson the hard way also with my kids.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (caIUg)

117 I'm taking care of all the Family business.

Posted by: The King! at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (2tUFv)

118 Darleen told me Frogmore is near Beaufort, SC.

Posted by: Miklos



Isn't Frogmore the home of Mister Toad?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (lTGtQ)

119 How about a Wyld Stallyn?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (DRSnL)
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Excellent!

*air guitar*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (2hlEI)

120 104 Pull my finger, ace!

https://tinyurl.com/5d8utb6k

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)

LOL! Perfect!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

121 I had a long talk with my dad last week.

He has pretty much cut off my brother due to his drinking and drug use, and calling him for money.

My dad loves him, but after a while, there's a limit that is reached, where as a parent, you say, "Enough. You want to go your own way and destroy yourself, have at it."
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (caIUg)

I will pray for You guys and Your Brother, My Mom did the same she drank herself to death. It's the worse

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (L+rbh)

122 >>> 106 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

I saw someone comment earlier that it had something to do with Ukraine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

What did he do, suggest we only send $167 quadrillion dollars to KEEEEV instead of $168 quadrillion??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (llON8)

123 my replacement title: Douchenozzle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

If Hitler's scientists had perfected the Duschnozzler in 1944....

Posted by: Miklos doubts that a flying eleanor Roosevelt would have been effective at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (2hexI)

124 Andrew's reputation has had a bit of a rehab, and Harry's weirdness has surpassed Andrew's

Andy is now the Prince formerly known as the oddest.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (ykeLU)

125 I have a "public-facing" job, and unfortunately I've learned a lot of pyrsyns are hanging on every word this bint says. And would happily pay for the privilege of hearing his verbal spew
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (dCxaZ)


We are a profoundly unserious country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (GYIa4)

126 It took drugs to get you to realize that your MOTHER wanted you to be HAPPY?!?

You're f*cked up, dude......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

I'd have to have 100 pounds of drug-induced brain damage to believe my mother wanted me to be happy so maybe there's something to this.

Posted by: Maybe mommy dearest was a crazy, at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (YdDJ9)

127 According to the linked article, King Tampon is offering Gingerboy's crib to the disgraced Randy Andy, but Andy is digging in his heels because he doesn't want to vacate the posh 30- bedroom mansion he currently inhabits.

What a bunch of tw@ts.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (dCxaZ)

128
This will make money for the same reason people slow down in their cars at the scene of a bloody accident being cleaned up.

Posted by: Auspex at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (j4U/Z)

129 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear

I have two first names, well, three if you count my middle name and I never picked cotton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (FVME7)

130 Harry and his Royhole.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (GwxCX)

131 >>with Megan doing guest spots on low-budget TV shows

Interracial
Amateur Wives
BBC
Threesomes
Former Royals
Cuckolds

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (IwPLY)

132 Pull my finger, ace!

https://tinyurl.com/5d8utb6k
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)



Oh shit, that's funny.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

133 109 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

Lee is a Chinese name

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)

Robert E. Lee was Chinese!? Wow, who knew the ChiComs were involved in the US so long ago!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

134 Does ayahuasca involve licking a tree frog? FWIW I believe Aaron Rodgers has been on an ayahuasca retreat.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (eGTCV)


A friend got hired to be security at an ayahyuasca retreat on the shores of Titicaca for some Europeans. He said he was never tempted because it made the women take their tops off, babble incoherently walk into the water and vomit.

Oh, the grandeur of opening the doors of perception . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (xhaym)

135 114 Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Canada now encourages euthanasia for the depressed.

Harry, is that what this is all aboot?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

Is this a Gabe joke? Needs more gay marriage references and looking down your nose at us proles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

136 Harry was pretty based before he met the Succubus. Whining all day that he won't be king, while forgetting he was still royalty. What a douchebag he turned out to be.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (d2bW3)

137 We are a profoundly unserious country.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (GYIa4)


oh you should hear them go on and on about how persecuted Megan Markle is.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)

138 I guess Harry never got the feeling back into his todger, because he cannot stop stepping on it.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (sI15f)

139 Isn't Frogmore the home of Mister Toad?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Darleen claims it's her cousin.

Posted by: Miklos doubts at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (2hexI)

140 He figured out that his mother wanted to be happy by taking a drug? Unless you have a mother who was verbally and physically abusive and showed no affection, most people can figure out without a drug that their mother wants them to be happy if you have a reasonably affectionate and involved mother. I guessing he had nannies and such but she died when he was 12 and I doubt she was never around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (FVd51)

141 I'll start defending King Charles from charges of racism right after I'm done defending the NFL and some dumbass Democrat called Audubon for said same. It may be a while. He may want to try breathing in the meantime.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (l5rbD)

142 Supposedly Andrew is being offered Harry's house/apartment. Andrew is being evicted from the 30 bedroom, 90+ acre estate he currently has. Of course, Andrew is kicking and screaming about that as well.

Another example of a "spare" being nothing but a spoiled bitch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

143 I see that the evil DiSantis' book is #1 on Amazon.

Don't worry, it will never make our list.

Posted by: The New York Times Bestseller List! at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (2tUFv)

144 Ahhh, main page back.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (m0JEg)

145 Also, when did Charles get a pair? I guess the Queen told him to get rid of these clowns, post haste.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (d2bW3)

146 09 Having two first names is white privilege?
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (7QclL)

my alias has 3 last names

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (CjHGv)

147 If anyone pays to watch this, PT Barnum will be proven right again. There really is a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (Zc3B8)

148 >>> 132 Pull my finger, ace!

https://tinyurl.com/5d8utb6k
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)


Oh shit, that's funny.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Stop looking at us you racists!!!

Posted by: Sparkle Markle at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (llON8)

149 I will pray for You guys and Your Brother, My Mom did the same she drank herself to death. It's the worse
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
___

Thank you.

His name is Carlos.

He needs all the prayers he can get.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (caIUg)

150 I'm reminded of the Clinton's aborted speaking tour. Tickets began at $1,785...slowly choked down to as little as $20. Then, just petered out altogether, and the 'tour' was quietly canceled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (xFD/0)

151 How about a Wyld Stallyn?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM


Excellent!

*air guitar*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (YgIxk)

152 oh you should hear them go on and on about how persecuted Megan Markle is.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)


Because she's "black" I'm sure.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (DRSnL)

153 What did he do, suggest we only send $167 quadrillion dollars to KEEEEV instead of $168 quadrillion??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:24 PM (llON

I dunno. I glanced at the comment, but it was worded oddly. I 'think' it was because he was critical of Ukraine...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

154 I'm sad that I know people who would actually pay to watch this program.

Posted by: Just Lily at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (QXR/T)

155 Who knew that privacy is so bloody lucrative?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

156 Lee is a Chinese name

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (mR6Gs)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (7QclL)

157 The World-Wide Privacy Tour continues

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

158 Charles is not Harry's dad....I'm sure this has a lot to do with Harry's behavior.

Also, as much as I like Diana...I think she was a bit whiny as well.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (sI15f)

159 Is "trauma expert" another phrase describing "therapist"?

'Cause it sounds like Harry wants to live-stream his therapy sessions.

He has zero self-respect. Non, nada, zilch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (wsJPE)

160 Is this Gabor Mate related to the stupid hard-left "journalist" Aaron Mate?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)

161 Frogmore Cottage sounds like Pepe's house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

162 I don't want to tell everyone about all the weird stuff I've seen and done and thought. It would not make me feel better. Of course, no one would pay me to tell them about it.
Posted by: huerfano

Onlyfans is open for your business plan.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (y7A/s)

163 tbh I would fork over $33.00 for a Pay-per-view of Harry submitting to a Maury Povich DNA test.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (dCxaZ)

164 Who knew that privacy is so bloody lucrative?
Posted by: Elric Blade

Who's asking?

Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (2hexI)

165 I'll bet Meghan collapsed on the floor, sobbing when she found out. She does that with great frequency.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (ei7q6)

166 134 Does ayahuasca involve licking a tree frog? FWIW I believe Aaron Rodgers has been on an ayahuasca retreat.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:18 PM (eGTCV)

A friend got hired to be security at an ayahyuasca retreat on the shores of Titicaca for some Europeans. He said he was never tempted because it made the women take their tops off, babble incoherently walk into the water and vomit.

Oh, the grandeur of opening the doors of perception . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (xhaym)

made the women take their tops off...oooh!
babble incoherently...uhhh...
walk into the water and vomit... ugh!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

167 Harry must be challenging Trey Parker and Matt Stone to create an entire season of South Park where he and Sparkle are prominently featured.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (TNyrE)

168
I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin.

"Listen guys, we just need to brainwash you with hallucinogens so that you keep fighting in our totally awesome imperial war game that definitely also makes sense when you're sober, too. Step into this creepy militarized church to get the drugs. Here are some more bullets, too."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)

169 > Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Sounds like a generic name for one of the many spouses of the Gabor sisters. They could've used that in boilerplate pre-nuptial agreements, analogous to "John Doe #2".

"Gabor Mate #7 agrees to the following...."

"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Whenever I divorce a man, I keep the house." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (bW8dp)

170 South Park, The Canadian Royal Wedding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUbNoRqQTo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (FVME7)

171 WAAAAAAGH!

Posted by: Canadian Price that in no way resembles ex-Prince Harry at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (Vu7A1)

172 It took drugs to get you to realize that your MOTHER wanted you to be HAPPY?!?

You're f*cked up, dude......
Posted by: Sponge


That's what happens when you get sent to an all boys boarding school. They line up to board you.
That's gotta mess with one's head.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (uP4Kp)

173 Why does anyone car about his idiot soiboi and his sperm receptacle?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 01:23 PM (hTf8I)

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We're presently in the "circuses" phase in the Death of The Banana-in-the-Tailpipe Republic.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (7QclL)

174 >>>Because she's "black" I'm sure.

Posted by: Jordan61


Pretty sure she needs layers of sunscreen at the beach, but yes, "black."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (d2bW3)

175 tbh I would fork over $33.00 for a Pay-per-view of Harry submitting to a Maury Povich DNA test.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM

And then having Meggy Royhole saying, it aint yo baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (GwxCX)

176 Also, as much as I like Diana...I think she was a bit whiny as well.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (sI15f)


Apparently she was very insistent that Harry and William be treated exactly the same. Which I actually think is part of Harry's problem now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

177 Harry was pretty based before he met the Succubus. Whining all day that he won't be king, while forgetting he was still royalty.

He could have had a decent life presiding over the openings of hospitals and sponsoring charities, like minor royals do.

But his bitch wife decided that this was neither remunerative enough or important enough.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (2tUFv)

178 George Sanders was a Gabor mate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

179 "and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew"

When you're officially ranked below someone credibly accused of pedophilia.

Posted by: Simon Jester at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (BSu3l)

180 OT, new memes at Ann B's place:
https://is.gd/glcGpd

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (llON8)

181 I would fork over $33.00 for a Pay-per-view of Harry submitting to a Maury Povich DNA test.

The "you are not the father" moment would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

182 Not 'Tlaverrel' -- Tlaverrel!!!

Posted by: zombie lobet e. ree at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (Vwz3I)

183 Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Sounds like a generic name for one of the many spouses of the Gabor sisters.



The name is quite Hungarian.

Posted by: Miklos likes hotscakes at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (2hexI)

184 152 oh you should hear them go on and on about how persecuted Megan Markle is.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)

Because she's "black" I'm sure.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (DRSnL)

She's "black" like Kamala Harris is "black." Which is to say, we'd have no idea if she didn't go around telling everyone this.

Posted by: POCINO at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (YdDJ9)

185 >>>South Park, The Canadian Royal Wedding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUbNoRqQTo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation


And now he's pulling off the Princess' arms...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (d2bW3)

186 > When you're officially ranked below someone credibly accused of pedophilia.

Eh... she was 17, which is legal age in the UK.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (bW8dp)

187 163 tbh I would fork over $33.00 for a Pay-per-view of Harry submitting to a Maury Povich DNA test.

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (dCxaZ)

There's a TV show called "Paternity Court". It's basically a "who's-your-daddy" who-dun-it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

188 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin.


Just give them PCP.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (uP4Kp)

189 179 "and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew"

When you're officially ranked below someone credibly accused of pedophilia.
Posted by: Simon Jester at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (BSu3l)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

190 Andy needs less Frogmore and more frog march...pedo creep.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (U/z0J)


The Epstein connection notwithstanding, I believe that the only person to have accused Andrew of sexing them up was of legal age - EU law - at the time.

There are numerous ways in which Andrew is a creepy piece of trash but I don't know that pedo is accurate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (GYIa4)

191 Whoo, who did that?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (DRSnL)

192 NOW we're centered???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (llON8)

193 That's new. Late ace formatting faux pas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (zZu0s)

194 [/center] Off-center.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (bW8dp)

195 Is getting the privacy you want really that difficult?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (eGTCV)

196
For the kind of cash this freaky inbreed is throwing around, I'll be his trauma expert. I will traumatize him and his soulless wife with like ten different heavy, blunt objects.

Even the Level I trauma surgeons will say "Wow. This is the work of a true Expert."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (oINRc)

197 lol

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (caIUg)

198 Couldn’t they just go to TLC and get a reality show?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (u73oe)

199 But his bitch wife decided that this was neither remunerative enough or important enough.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (2tUFv)

That would be "his Instagram-loving bitch wife."

Posted by: Should be in the stylebook at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (YdDJ9)

200 Om mani padme hum...

Posted by: I'm Centered! at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (2tUFv)

201 What happened?

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (Vu7A1)

202 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.
_____________

Go long on tumbrils.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (YqDXo)

203 The "you are not the father" moment would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)


go to Gulag Image and enter "Prince Harry's real dad" in the search field

they're not even trying to hide it

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (dCxaZ)

204 Articulating his melodrama through gossip therapy

Posted by: scampydog at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (2bFN5)

205 *eyes cross, cross back*

Posted by: Miklos may need new glasses at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (2hexI)

206 Hmm, looks like Ace Lamont the Big Dummy did something when he added the new pic.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (llON8)

207 Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Canada now encourages euthanasia for the depressed.

Harry, is that what this is all aboot?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (KbCG3)


Bill has 3 kids so Harry's work is done. May as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (GYIa4)

208
Hawwy, the Ginger Burrowing Weasel

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

209 40 What a pu**y. His brother pushed him to the floor?
I remember tossing my little brother in to a hawthorne bush. Hanging him on a door knob by his underware.

Posted by: Bosk at March 01, 2023 01:16 PM (ZVuYy)


I stuffed my sister into the dryer and turned it on.

I slipped behind the shower stream and turned on the hot water to full blast and laughed when she fell to the bathtub floor and the scalding water turned her bright pink.

Harry wouldn't have lasted two seconds in our house.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2023 01:32 PM (m78jL)

210 ...and it's normal again. Weird.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (Vu7A1)

211 Drugs are stupid, mind altering drugs, doubly so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (up/3i)

212 Time for some haikus
Cherry blossoms in the wind
And pretentious stuff

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (44ww/)

213 Those Leopard II tanks come with panzerschokolade in the glove compartment.

Die Fahne hoch, Ukraine.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (IwPLY)

214 If he was actually born for spare parts why would they let him into combat in Iraq or Afghanistan? They wouldn't.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (DcKNO)

215 here's the link to the image search for Prince Harry's real dad:

https://tinyurl.com/3vd6wfuk

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)

216 Couldn’t they just go to TLC and get a reality show?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (u73oe)


Prolly not enough money after giving it all to the 90 day fiancees and sister wives.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

217 Come over here and give me some privacy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

218 "I have to get a job like a dirty plebe."

"I feel so bad for him! He's just like me!"
-Plebe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 01, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, plebe, if you're also married to a half-breed gold-digging slut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (YqDXo)

219 If Sparkle Farts ever leaves this twit he's going to eat a bullet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (lReCd)

220
King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.
_____________

Go long on tumbrils.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Frogmore will henceforth be referred to as "The Cottage of Shame".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

221 Harry's book contained a myriad of sensational allegations, including that Prince William violently shoved him to the floor

Was this when they were young? Because I don't think kids roughhousing is as sensational a story as the Post seems to think.

Posted by: spindrift at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (h5TKJ)

222 >>>Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.


Wasn't he a COB here years ago?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (d2bW3)

223 Frogmore is on the Isle of Wight. It was one of Queen Victoria's favorite residences.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (2hlEI)

224 Frogmore Cottage sounds like Pepe's house.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

Frogmore Cottage:

https://tinyurl.com/3advxjct

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (PyOKD)

225 He and his wife need to do a reality show.

The Surreal World.

Lori Lightfoot is available to be a flatmate.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (ppBhU)

226
Couldn’t they just go to TLC and get a reality show?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2023 01:31 PM (u73oe)

Tell them to find their own corner. I'm in talks with TLC about *my* new show. "My Vivisected Veterinary Remnants Life."

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (oINRc)

227 Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (Vu7A1)

ace updated the post, take a look

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)

228 That's what happens when you get sent to an all boys boarding school. They line up to board you.
That's gotta mess with one's head.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (uP4Kp)

Considering that physical and sexual abuse are long-standing staples of English boys boarding school life, that's not too much of a leap.

Posted by: The grand traditions of the Royal Navy at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (YdDJ9)

229 I think Dumb Harry Fotter is now realizing that his cunting wife grossly misled him about her fame in the USA. I'm sure she held herself out to him as the biggest of all big stars in the USA. He fell for it because he wanted to believe it. Having a huge star as a wife would rub off on him and finally get him out of the shadow of his older brother who will one day be king.

Now he's realizing his wife barely registers as a C-Lister here, and that nobody likes her. His dreams of instant A-List fame are shattered.

Yes, idiot entertainment companies are forking over huge sums of money to him. But that's not what he really craves. He craves the sort of A-List fame where the paparazzi are camped out waiting for you no matter where you go and people actually care about what happens.

He ain't getting that kind of fame with MM, so he's trying to invent it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

230 For another $33 you get a tube of Elizabeth Arden cream for a *really* intimate conversation with Harry.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (aBJcM)

231 Time for some haikus
Cherry blossoms in the wind
And pretentious stuff
Posted by: BourbonChicken

The Lunch
With vodka
It is enough
For now

Posted by: *hic* at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (2hexI)

232 223 Frogmore is on the Isle of Wight. It was one of Queen Victoria's favorite residences.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (2hlEI)

Sounds like Wight privilege to me.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (eGTCV)

233 >>>Frogmore will henceforth be referred to as "The Cottage of Shame".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

before the Queen passed, she demanded Harry and Succubus be driven in Wallis Simpson's vehicle. Now that's some funny stuff.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (d2bW3)

234 Mmm. Panzer-chocolate.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (Vwz3I)

235 Time for some haikus
Cherry blossoms in the wind
And pretentious stuff
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Time for some haikus
Oh look, squirrel!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (uP4Kp)

236 >>>Gabor Mate is a Canadian doctor.

Wasn't he a COB here years ago?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (d2bW3)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (PyOKD)

237 South Park, The Canadian Royal Wedding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUbNoRqQTo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM

OMG I was crying laughing watching that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

238 > Frogmore

Sounds like the kind of place where the soon-to-be ex-Chicago Mayor Troll Doll would fit in.

From The Bee: Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (bW8dp)

239 We have too much money to blow, if these snobby douchebags are charging 33 bucks a pop.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

240 >>>Sounds like Wight privilege to me.

Posted by: That Northern skulker


Barack Obama is waiting to purchase the Isle of Man.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (d2bW3)

241 He could have had a decent life presiding over the openings of hospitals and sponsoring charities, like minor royals do.

But his bitch wife decided that this was neither remunerative enough or important enough.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (2tUFv)

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They both give new meaning to the term "Drama Queen."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (7QclL)

242 i added the pic that andycanuck linked, didn't close the center tag

Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (C1Zwz)

243 For another $33 you get a tube of Elizabeth Arden cream for a *really* intimate conversation with Harry.
Posted by: screaming in digital

And a Candle Bundle!

Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow Brands at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (2hexI)

244 The baby boomers ensured the labor market of the generations after them would be inadequate in a few major ways. First, they had substantially fewer children per household than their own parents. From the end of the baby boom in 1960 to most boomers' entrance into the workforce in the late 1970s and early 1980s, the American fertility rate declined from 3.7 births per woman to about two births per woman.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

245 136 Harry was pretty based before he met the Succubus. Whining all day that he won't be king, while forgetting he was still royalty. What a douchebag he turned out to be.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (d2bW3)

Shoulda learned to sing "There's Got To Be A Morning After" backwards.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (BTgKJ)

246 Harry reminds me of Kaepernick. Kaep seemed like a decent dude early in his career. Some chick tried to extort him and EVERYONE came to his defense.

Then he met a radical chick who became his gf and suddenly, we got New Kaep.

Point being, if you want to see where things are headed, look to the woman leading the guy by his johnson.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

247 Also, when did Charles get a pair? I guess the Queen told him to get rid of these clowns, post haste.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (d2bW3)


He's been about downsizing the royal family for quite some time. I think it's about making sure that the money goes only to his heirs but that may be because I think he's an ass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (GYIa4)

248 152 oh you should hear them go on and on about how persecuted Megan Markle is.
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:25 PM (dCxaZ)

Because she's "black" I'm sure.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:26 PM (DRSnL)

She's "black" like Kamala Harris is "black." Which is to say, we'd have no idea if she didn't go around telling everyone this.
Posted by: POCINO at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (YdDJ9)
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Ah, the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle. If she didn't wear that ridiculous puffball hair-do, people would take her for white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

249 Some people never learn how truly unimportant they are.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (zlhKU)

250 228 That's what happens when you get sent to an all boys boarding school. They line up to board you.
That's gotta mess with one's head.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:29 PM (uP4Kp)

Considering that physical and sexual abuse are long-standing staples of English boys boarding school life, that's not too much of a leap.
Posted by: The grand traditions of the Royal Navy at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (YdDJ9)
__________________

Hell, look at fraternity hazing rituals in the USA. So totally gay. I never joined a frat -- why do I want to hang around with a bunch of dudes all day? -- but I heard all the stories.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

251
A boat girl princess
Is just a leaky vessel
In need of caulking

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

252 > Sounds like Wight privilege to me.

Texas is apparently working on legislation to give tax breaks to parents who have larger families.

Twitter communist complains that "they want more white babies".

Needless to say, the tax break is not dependent on race in any way, and (since blacks and Latinos tend to have larger families) it would actually tend to benefit the minorities MORE.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (bW8dp)

253 Canada now encourages euthanasia for the depressed.

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Canadian Parliament committee argues for expansion of state-sponsored suicide to kids ... without age limit and without parental consent if necessary

https://bit.ly/3KNpYop

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Damn parents are so persnickity about such things and we can't let them stand in the way of utopia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (FVME7)

254 >>>Shoulda learned to sing "There's Got To Be A Morning After" backwards.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


South Park is almost always hilarious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (d2bW3)

255
So does Markle open her OnlyFans page before or after the inevitable divorce filing?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (n+4am)

256 The name is quite Hungarian.
Posted by: Miklos likes hotscakes at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (2hexI)


It sounds Argenitine

Get out the bombilla, the hot water and make up some Gabor Maté.
The drink for Gauchos everywhere, from the Alfold to the Pamas!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (xhaym)

257 Harry reminds me of Kaepernick. Kaep seemed like a decent dude early in his career. Some chick tried to extort him and EVERYONE came to his defense.

Then he met a radical chick who became his gf and suddenly, we got New Kaep.

Point being, if you want to see where things are headed, look to the woman leading the guy by his johnson.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (KbCG3)
____________

Trump said "pussy." He should have said, "Pussy whipped."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

258 >>> 242 i added the pic that andycanuck linked, didn't close the center tag
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (C1Zwz)

Who is this 'ace' person and what has he done with Lamont???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (llON8)

259 Frogmore Cottage:

https://tinyurl.com/3advxjct
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (PyOKD)


That is awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (DRSnL)

260 OMG I was crying laughing watching that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:35 PM (GwxCX)

"As is tradition" is a staple around here.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (PyOKD)

261 246 Harry reminds me of Kaepernick. Kaep seemed like a decent dude early in his career. Some chick tried to extort him and EVERYONE came to his defense.

Then he met a radical chick who became his gf and suddenly, we got New Kaep.

Point being, if you want to see where things are headed, look to the woman leading the guy by his johnson.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (KbCG3)
__________________

All true. As for Kap, it also coincided with the downfall of his NFL career.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

262 The problem with Megan Markle from the beginning is that she wanted to have the North American franchise of "The Royals". QE said NO. Not spinoff franchises.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (RHGPo)

263 For the record, that'll be $33 CDN, eh, which translates to $0.02 USD.

Posted by: Canadian Karen at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (2waQ7)

264 So does Markle open her OnlyFans page before or after the inevitable divorce filing?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2023 01:37 PM (n+4am)
____________

If they want PPV, they should wait until the divorce hearings. Those are gonna make WWII look like a minor difference of opinion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

265 215 here's the link to the image search for Prince Harry's real dad:

https://tinyurl.com/3vd6wfuk

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (dCxaZ)


Maybe. Brit men all seem to look alike to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (m78jL)

266 I'll bet Meghan collapsed on the floor, sobbing when she found out. She does that with great frequency.
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (ei7q6)


Either that or a single tear from her left eye... which she can do on command, as demonstrated in an interview prior to officially meeting Harry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (GYIa4)

267
Frogmore Cottage:

https://tinyurl.com/3advxjct
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon


That's Frogmore Estates

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (63Dwl)

268
Who is this 'ace' person and what has he done with Lamont???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket



Chuy locked him in the closet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (n+4am)

269 What a pussy.

Posted by: The Duke of Earl at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (Xrfse)

270 > Then he met a radical chick who became his gf and suddenly, we got New Kaep.

Never underestimate the ability of a regular pussy supply to control males.

"My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (bW8dp)

271
I see-uh, uh-uh dead uh-people

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (vwCZJ)

272 ace updated the post, take a look
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)


I knew she was really Canadian!

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (Vu7A1)

273 I see-uh, uh-uh dead uh-people

yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at March 01, 2023 01:39 PM (vwCZJ)

Stay away from Canada John

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (bs+z0)

274 Here in SC we have Frogmore Stew.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (aBJcM)

275 Get out the bombilla, the hot water and make up some Gabor Maté.
The drink for Gauchos everywhere, from the Alfold to the Pamas!
Posted by: Kindltot

*forwards high quality palinka*

Posted by: Miklos notes that Wasmosy, former Paraguyan Presidente, was Hungarian at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (2hexI)

276 i added the pic that andycanuck linked, didn't close the center tag
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (C1Zwz)



This is my shocked face......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Now if they would have their titles stripped.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

278 These are some world-class humiliation rituals going on for him to be accepted back in "The Club".

Posted by: t-bird at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (ptElO)

279 The "you are not the father" moment would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)

---------

"Meghan, you share an ancestor -- along with Angela Davis -- who arrived in America on The Mayflower."

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (7QclL)

280 >>>South Park, The Canadian Royal Wedding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcUbNoRqQTo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation


And now he's pulling off the Princess' arms...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM

The big vat of pudding made me think one of the writers is a Horde member or follower.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (GwxCX)

281 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Dr. @MartyMakary: Two top virologists warned Fauci about the lab leak in 2020, but “changed their tunes days later in the media, and then both scientists received $9 million subsequent in funding from the @NIH”

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Hey! I'll change my opinion for $9 mil! Hillary Clinton is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (FVME7)

282 The problem with the theories about Harry's alternative dad is he is the spit of her brother.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (Kmtyy)

283
Harry's DNR test would reveal he's a Hewett, not a Windsor.

Posted by: Auspex at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (j4U/Z)

284 Harry dated very attractive girls in his time, but for some reason, he couldn't get any of them to the altar. There are some nasty rumors out there that may or may not be true, about why.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (KXY4V)

285 265 215 here's the link to the image search for Prince Harry's real dad:

At least he doesn't look like Fidel Castro.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (eGTCV)

286
All true. As for Kap, it also coincided with the downfall of his NFL career.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Yep, a bunch of us here were chortling about how Kaep was just trying to make it impossible to cut him from the team.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (n+4am)

287 I can’t stand Argentinians. They’re so pampas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (hTf8I)

288 Canada now encourages euthanasia for the depressed.
_______________

Pffft. Now if PENNSYLVANIA does that ... so much for Fetterman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

289 Man's nuts. Why do we have to be continually subjected to this dog-awful soap opera?

Posted by: creeper at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (cTCuP)

290 "the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia screaming with horror..."

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

291 Never underestimate the ability of a regular pussy supply to control males.

"My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"She don't eat meat but she sho' like da bone"

Posted by: Miklos quotes New Orleans band at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (2hexI)

292 So does Markle open her OnlyFans page before or after the inevitable divorce filing?

She's the type that would stage a "leak" to drum up subscriptions too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (ZGrMX)

293 Yep, a bunch of us here were chortling about how Kaep was just trying to make it impossible to cut him from the team.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (n+4am)
_____________

I believe the relevant observation here is FAFO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

294 I deeply, deeply hope that South Park makes these idiots recurring characters. They deserve all the mockery they get.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (lEVn+)

295 Merrick Garland claims the FBI prosecutes more pro-lifers because abortion vandals do their crimes at night in the dark 🥴

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And that would mean overtime!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7)

296 >>>The big vat of pudding made me think one of the writers is a Horde member or follower.

Posted by: Minnfidel


Between the wedding and the Canadians saying, "I'm not your buddy, pal!" "I'm not your friend, buddy!" It always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (d2bW3)

297 BusinessInsider:

The baby boomers ensured the labor market of the generations after them would be inadequate in a few major ways. First, they had substantially fewer children per household than their own parents. From the end of the baby boom in 1960 to most boomers' entrance into the workforce in the late 1970s and early 1980s, the American fertility rate declined from 3.7 births per woman to about two births per woman.

.. they seem to have missed Roe v Wade (wow, how many months since the SCOTUS shot it down ?) as a factor in reducing births .. and young women swung the midterms to retain the "right" to kill their offspring, so don't blame the Boomers.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (RHGPo)

298 Russian Agression
Payoffs through Hunter Biden
Nuked, you big Dummy!

Posted by: Crappy Haikus 4 U at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (fs1hN)

299
The problem with Megan Markle from the beginning is that she wanted to have the North American franchise of "The Royals". QE said NO. Not spinoff franchises.

Posted by: SMOD


QEII wouldn't buy her Greenland, huh?

Set the bwitch and todger up as Royal Lackwits to the Bahamas. I believe Edward and Wallis set the precedent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

300 She's the type that would stage a "leak" to drum up subscriptions too.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (ZGrMX)
____________

Is F. Joe getting a lot of subscriptions? There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

301 Why does Harry get to just live here, though?

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

302 If the girl turns you, you were a dummy leftist in the making anyway.

Real men turn the girl.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (Kmtyy)

303 ace updated the post, take a look
Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM (dCxaZ)

I knew she was really Canadian!
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM

I LOLed when I saw the update. If you haven't watched the SP clip posted up a bit it's fckn hilarious.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (GwxCX)

304 I can’t stand Argentinians. They’re so pampas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

But their opera singers do buena Arias

Posted by: El Miklosero at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (2hexI)

305 "The English prince. He says he martyred twenty of our brothers."
"Should we issue a fatwa on him?"
(murmurs)
"No. He is married to Meghan Markle. Allah's will is done."
"Truly, Allah is great! Allahuakbar! Allahuakbar!"

Posted by: ZODshallah at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (IwPLY)

306 Harry: "Eff you, father! Eff you, Will & Kate! You're horrible, racist, intolerant throwbacks to a time of misogyny and patriarchal arrogance! I want nothing to do with you!"

Charles: "Granted. We changed the locks at Frogmoor."

Harry: [blank stare]

Posted by: red speck at March 01, 2023 01:44 PM (gS3OW)

307 If the girl turns you, you were a dummy leftist in the making anyway.

Real men turn the girl.


I know of infinite cases of pussy turning a guy. I know of zero in the other direction. That's just how it works.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

308 I thought Clinton was a fluke, then Obama, and surely Hilary. Of course Biden's a one off, right? And Fetterman- can't be serious, right? Harry and Megan? Gotta be just some sort of temp insanity. Or...maybe we really do live in Clownworld.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 01:44 PM (trVDr)

309 302 If the girl turns you, you were a dummy leftist in the making anyway.

Real men turn the girl.
Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (Kmtyy)

CC: 'Ya Boi Zach'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 01:44 PM (lEVn+)

310 Some people never learn how truly unimportant they are.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
___

To Satan, this is true.

Not the case with the Lord.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (+my1P)

311 258 >>> 242 i added the pic that andycanuck linked, didn't close the center tag
Posted by: ace at March 01, 2023 01:36 PM (C1Zwz)

Who is this 'ace' person and what has he done with Lamont???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 01, 2023 01:38 PM (llON

Everyone knows that Ewoks are the most racist and cruel of weasels.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (zZu0s)

312 Speaking of annoying sluts...

NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

I saw Tennessee Sex Cop open for Hole at the Lilith Fair back in '97.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (bW8dp)

313 She is supposedly pregnant now. Of course, no one believed she was pregnant the last two times. The DM said she used a surrogate for both pregnancies so the children aren't in line of succession.

Posted by: megthered at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (XAmx/)

314 I deeply, deeply hope that South Park makes these idiots recurring characters. They deserve all the mockery they get.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at March 01, 2023 01:42 PM

They will now for sure. These idiots just ensured it. The pay per view privacy tour!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (GwxCX)

315 This is both hilarious and very sad.

Posted by: Fool Otto at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (DB16e)

316 would fork over $33.00 for a Pay-per-view of Harry submitting to a Maury Povich DNA test.

The "you are not the father" moment would be amazing.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:30 PM (ZGrMX)
______________

Make it a double feature with Justin Castreau.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (YqDXo)

317 Have a blessed day, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (+my1P)

318 "The English prince. He says he martyred twenty of our brothers."
"Should we issue a fatwa on him?"
(murmurs)
"No. He is married to Meghan Markle. Allah's will is done."
"Truly, Allah is great! Allahuakbar! Allahuakbar!"
Posted by: ZODshallah at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (IwPLY)


"Ulululululululululululululululululululu!"

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

319 I know of infinite cases of pussy turning a guy. I know of zero in the other direction. That's just how it works.
Posted by: Ian S.

Whip it

Whip it Good

Posted by: Sensitive and Inclusive Devo at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (2hexI)

320 Or a triple feature, and throw in Chelsea "Clinton."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

321 So, all the Ukraine bots were certain that Darth Putin was going to launch an offensive on the 24th, the first anniversary of the invasion.

Nothing happened - apparently Putin is satisfied with continuing to bleed the Ukrainian army white, as evidenced by the fact that the Ukrainians are increasingly resorting to press-ganging to get more recruits.

So, some of the Ukraine bots are claiming that there was an offensive, but the Russian army is so weak and pathetic that no one noticed.

Remember, you have to believe two things:

1) The Russian army is weak and pathetic, and is no match for the mighty Ukrainian army.

2) That if we don't send every weapon that Ukrainians want immediately, Ukraine will be crushed, Putin will invade Poland the day after, and American soldiers will be dying in piles because we failed to support Ukraine.

Posted by: I'm Centered! at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (2tUFv)

322 Merrick Garland claims the FBI prosecutes more pro-lifers because abortion vandals do their crimes at night in the dark
----------

That is a calculated lie to justify the violent pro-abortin side by claiming its all harmless "property crimes".

We won't speak of the violence that is the actual abortin because that gets sticky.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (Kmtyy)

323 https://tinyurl.com/5d8utb6k
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:22 PM (Vwz3I)

This is why the Internet needs comment sections.

Posted by: trev006 at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (DTm0P)

324 Speaking of annoying sluts...

NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"


Well she was well trained. SWIDT

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (GwxCX)

325 Have a blessed day, y'all.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (+my1P)


You too, SMH!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (DRSnL)

326 Say, I think that is a Picture of The Attention Seeker former Princess standing behind a nice british gal with good teeth.

Posted by: Attention isn't always good at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (etha4)

327 > Set the bwitch and todger up as Royal Lackwits to the Bahamas.

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.

https://tinyurl.com/4r289ytk

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (bW8dp)

328
NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

Just means she got regular Brazilian waxes.

Posted by: Sometimes a sloot is just a sloot at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (YdDJ9)

329 307 Benedict Arnold prob turned traitor because of his wife, who came from a prominent Loyalist family.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (hTf8I)

330 NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

Donut Operator: "I haven't seen that many officers unload on the same person since the Tennesee cop".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)

331 "I'm not your buddy, pal!"

That bit went from being awful to being hysterical at the end of the show.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (44ww/)

332 She is supposedly pregnant now.
Posted by: megthered at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (XAmx/)


Did anyone ask her if she's okay?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (DRSnL)

333 Sen. Blaise Ingoglia, R-Spring Hill, filed “The Ultimate Cancel Act” Tuesday to immediately de-certify any political party that previously advocated for slavery in their party platform.

“For years now, leftist activists have been trying to ‘cancel’ people and companies for things they have said or done in the past. This includes the removal of statues and memorials, and the renaming of buildings. Using this standard, it would be hypocritical not to cancel the Democrat Party itself for the same reason,” Ingoglia said.

The Democrat Party adopted pro-slavery positions into their platforms during the conventions of 1840, 1844, 1856, 1860, and 1864, according to a press release from Ingoglia.

“Some people want to have ‘uncomfortable conversations’ about certain subjects. Let’s have those conversations,” he said.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (RHGPo)

334 Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:44 PM (ZGrMX)

Wifey grew up a Thatcher-hating, America-fearing socialist.

Now she loves Trump, DeSantis and guns. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (Kmtyy)

335 Even the trollop Camilla has a bigger todger than Harry. She's taking a title the Queen didn't want her to have. "That cockwomble is dead. Let's see her stop me. "

Posted by: Marcus T at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (q3ANs)

336 > NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

She probably thinks "sexual grooming" is a Brazilian wax job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (bW8dp)

337 Your mom is a considerate and lovely person, eh.

Posted by: Canadian bathroom stall graffiti at March 01, 2023 01:49 PM (YdDJ9)

338 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 01:49 PM (trVDr)

339 Or a triple feature, and throw in Chelsea "Clinton."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
______________

Gulp.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 01, 2023 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

340 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.

Correct.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

341 They vacated Frogmore Cottage
==
Note, these are Crown Estate properties, not the personal property of any member of the Royal family. The late Queen owned the Balmoral and Sandringham estates as personal property. Charles home in Highgrove and Princess Anne's in Gloucester are also personal properties. Buckingham Palace, Kensington Palace (where William's family and some of the late Queen's cousins live) and St. James' Palace (where Andrew's daughters once lived) are Crown Estate properties. Prince Edward's residence is a Crown Estate property which he leases.

Posted by: Art Deco at March 01, 2023 01:50 PM (1BrBu)

342 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.

Yeppers.

Posted by: I'm Centered! at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (2tUFv)

343 Afternoon.

Wait...Chuck is evicting them?

As in these two idiots no longer have a home in jolly old Engerlond?!?

So we're fucking stuck with them?!?

Jesus Christ, Blinken, get your ass on the phones and tell Chucklehead he can't stick those assholes with us. Markle might still be American but she's his daughter-in-law! At least expel the little red-headed pooftah.

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (9MaNO)

344 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.

Correct.
Posted by: Ian S.


Sounds like a former president.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (uP4Kp)

345 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 01:49 PM (trVDr)
___________

Now THERE is the control experiment re nature vs. nurture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

346 They vacated Frogmore Cottage > 2 years ago and were assessed for renovation costs incurred when they occupied the property in 2018.

Posted by: Art Deco at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (1BrBu)

347 I'm sure that won't be cringey AT ALL.

Posted by: eleven at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (iziT8)

348 God no wonder why they got bent out of shape by Southpark. The joke wasn't just good it was laser guided on target.

I can't imagine the mentality of a man who would seek to make a business out of scandalizing his family rather than honest work. Feeding people's base desire for gossip. He might as well be making porn.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (AmpGx)

349 "Frogmore Cottage:

https://tinyurl.com/3advxjct"

This is how humans make better habitats for animals, purely for our own amusement.

Suck it, enviroweenies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (y9KE4)

350 Is it wrong of me to want this PPV special to outperform Ant Man 3? Because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (wUHYj)

351 NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

Probably just checking for pubic lice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (ppBhU)

352
Set the bwitch and todger up as Royal Lackwits to the Bahamas.

South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands.

https://tinyurl.com/4r289ytk

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Hawwy can perform useful work every day by shoveling the snow off of Sir Ernest Shackleton's grave.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

353 The evil DiSantis stirring up trouble.

Florida trolls harder than Texas with new bill that would "cancel" the Democratic party because of its ties to slavery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (FVME7)

354 97. Saying it was ok to criticize the ukes

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (Zzbjj)

355 They're going to have an OnlyFans aren't they

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (L+rbh)

356 96 I hope that in five years these two are divorced, with Megan doing guest spots on low-budget TV shows, while Harry sells cars somewhere in LA and goes home to a studio apartment with a mattress on the floor.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (wmDcS)

Harry can move to Africa, the only place he's ever truly felt at home, only to discover that they only tolerated him because he was rich.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:21 PM (GYIa4)

Probably because some of those Africans thought that the Queen would bring the pain if they did something to the ginger.

Those Africans remembered her predecessors.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (aGT/k)

357 Wifey grew up a Thatcher-hating, America-fearing socialist.

Now she loves Trump, DeSantis and guns. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (Kmtyy)

Wife was pretty conservative when we met, but I think there was some sort of sympathetic conservative resonant amplification going on, in which I sometimes wonder whether I should be calling the FBI on her for her right-wing "extremism."

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (PyOKD)

358 Real men turn the girl.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:43 PM (Kmtyy)


like what happened to Naomi Wolf

and a couple women I know

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (dCxaZ)

359 Is accessing Twitter pages very slow today for anyone else? Since after noon, it's taking minutes to load an account for me.

Chinese teaching Elon a lesson about WuFlu lab release stories maybe??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (Vwz3I)

360 Maybe they can examine where his nuts went too?

Posted by: MikeG at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (VsUo2)

361 Sounds like a former president.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (uP4Kp)


I don't think that guy's parents were Christian.

Posted by: Emmie at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (Emce2)

362 332 She is supposedly pregnant now.
Posted by: megthered at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (XAmx/)

She's 41.. A bit old for that I'd say

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (bs+z0)

363 >>> 284 Harry dated very attractive girls in his time, but for some reason, he couldn't get any of them to the altar. There are some nasty rumors out there that may or may not be true, about why.
Posted by: GibsonGirl at March 01, 2023 01:41 PM (KXY4V)

Really?! I've always wanted to be a princess!!

Posted by: Shep! at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (llON8)

364 Meg is a shark. She smells the weakness and then picks at it like a scab...Just as a deranged elementary school teacher does when it comes to victimizing the right child.

She's made Simpleton believe that spare excuse for drama, which is ridiculous. Was the birth of their daughter for a 'spare?' Speaking of that, hopefully the two offspring have excellent nannies because mom - and maybe dad - might be the very examples of Munchausen syndrome or Munchausen Syndrome by proxy.

Posted by: Lola at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (GshMh)

365 Didn't Kaepernick get turned too? I think he was the beloved son of adoptive white parents, grew up well off and Christian, then started dating a black Marxist radical and became one himself.

Correct.
Posted by: Ian S.

A liberal is nothing more than a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (uP4Kp)

366 336 > NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

She probably thinks "sexual grooming" is a Brazilian wax job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM (bW8dp)

You mean "trained" IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (N39Ws)

367 He might as well be making porn.
==
He's getting paid to cry in public.

It some ways it is worse than porn.

Posted by: shame is part of his kink tho, he'll do worse before its over at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (5aniC)

368 Well that was a fucked up cut n paste. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (uP4Kp)

369 359. They're busy rooting out the Zelensky video

Posted by: CN at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (Zzbjj)

370 > Merrick Garland claims the FBI prosecutes more pro-lifers because abortion vandals do their crimes at night in the dark

So issue them flashlights and tell them to get to work!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (eyxn4)

371 351 NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

Probably just checking for pubic lice.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (ppBhU)

Pick them out and eat them like orangutans.

Posted by: Primate behavior at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (YdDJ9)

372 Say,
That kid of theirs looks a lot like Howie Mandel.

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (jM1wU)

373 Hawwy can perform useful work every day by shoveling the snow off of Sir Ernest Shackleton's grave.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (pNxlR)
--------------
He'd have to move to South Georgia Island, which is a less nice place than it sounds.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (2hlEI)

374 Note, these are Crown Estate properties, not the personal property of any member of the Royal family. The late Queen owned the Balmoral and Sandringham estates as personal property. Charles home in Highgrove and Princess Anne's in Gloucester are also personal properties. Buckingham Palace, Kensington Palace (where William's family and some of the late Queen's cousins live) and St. James' Palace (where Andrew's daughters once lived) are Crown Estate properties. Prince Edward's residence is a Crown Estate property which he leases.

I feel dirty after reading that

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)

375 Donut Operator: "I haven't seen that many officers unload on the same person since the Tennesee cop".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 01:47 PM


If you haven't, go to Unsubscribe and watch them do the Hot Ones challenge. It's oddly hilarious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 01:53 PM (YgIxk)

376 Only if it includes protection for his blue penis.
Posted by: Dr. T

Wasn't that an Elvis song ?

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (T4tVD)

377 Wife was pretty conservative when we met, but I think there was some sort of sympathetic conservative resonant amplification going on, in which I sometimes wonder whether I should be calling the FBI on her for her right-wing "extremism."
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 01:52 PM (PyOKD)

You make it sound like you married Ayn Rand.

*High five*

Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (9MaNO)

378 As the joke goes, "We know what you are. Now we're just haggling over price."

Posted by: MikeG at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (VsUo2)

379 The truth about my wife is deep down she is patriotic, has an intellect, and understands basic logic and truth.

In many ways Thatcher took apart everything she grew up knowing as England, much like what Obama and Company did here.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (Kmtyy)

380 Now THERE is the control experiment re nature vs. nurture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

It is the nature of Men to want to get laid- it is just what they are willing to put up with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (zZu0s)

381 He might as well be making porn.

Soon.

Posted by: Harry The P-Whipped! at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (2tUFv)

382 I once dabbled with the idea of going to a Ayahuasca retreat outside of Denver just for the experience. I then had a horrible premonition of waking up in a dirty sleeping bag next to some bearded, tatted and equally smelly over- the-hill hippie after a black-out. Wah-Lah! I'm cured and it didn't cost me a dime nor my self respect to do so.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

383 Harry is Arha, The Eaten One.

Posted by: ZODshallah at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (IwPLY)

384 Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."

***

"He realized that his mother wanted him to be happy."

You had to go on an ayahuasca trip to discover this?

This is what you end up with when your family tree is pretty much a wooden dowel.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 01:55 PM (wb1YC)

385 Sen. Blaise Ingoglia, R-Spring Hill, filed “The Ultimate Cancel Act” Tuesday to immediately de-certify any political party that previously advocated for slavery in their party platform.

“For years now, leftist activists have been trying to ‘cancel’ people and companies for things they have said or done in the past. This includes the removal of statues and memorials, and the renaming of buildings. Using this standard, it would be hypocritical not to cancel the Democrat Party itself for the same reason,” Ingoglia said.

The Democrat Party adopted pro-slavery positions into their platforms during the conventions of 1840, 1844, 1856, 1860, and 1864, according to a press release from Ingoglia.

“Some people want to have ‘uncomfortable conversations’ about certain subjects. Let’s have those conversations,” he said.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 01:48 PM

Standing ovation! Well done. And they opposed the civil rights vote.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)

386 You make it sound like you married Ayn Rand.

*High five*
Posted by: Robert at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (9MaNO)

For a fun bit, look up the sexual fan letters Ayn Rand sent Mickey Spillane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)

387 I can't imagine the mentality of a man who would seek to make a business out of scandalizing his family rather than honest work.
___________

Honest work? A royal? You might as well ask that of a Biden, or a Clinton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

388
OT.
Smash just asked to have my AR-15 emplaced on her side of the bed as well as another S&W .380. This is a first world problem as i now need another AR to have matching bedside setup so the room isn't out of balance.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (3CCua)

389 Drugs are stupid, mind altering drugs, doubly so.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 01:33 PM (up/3i)


As a counter-point... Harry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (GYIa4)

390 >>>Harry dated very attractive girls in his time, but for some reason, he couldn't get any of them to the altar

Which speaks volumes. If a guy that at face value literally 99% of women would be thrilled to have as a husband can't get a decent chick down the aisle, he's got a serious problem with either picking a good chick, or keeping a good chick.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (AmpGx)

391
King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage

-------


Frogless!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (Un9I1)

392 Merrick Garland claims the FBI prosecutes more pro-lifers because abortion vandals do their crimes at night in the dark

"It's hard prosecuting real criminals" should be the FBI motto.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (ppBhU)

393 This is what you end up with when your family tree is pretty much a wooden dowel.
Posted by: Azathoth


Oh snap!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (uP4Kp)

394 375- think I'd have gone with Willem Dafoe at the end of Platoon, or Bonnie and Clyde in the car (but that's two). Seems like there's lots of famous "last stand"- scenes where the hero/villain gets completely unloaded on.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (trVDr)

395 Meg was divorced prior to this marriage. In fact, there have been allegations she was married twice before H.

At any rate, imagine any prior hubby is one happy man, just like Hunt's new wife's former hubby. They survived!

Posted by: Lola at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (GshMh)

396 Zelensky: I invoke the right of prima nachos.
Megan: OK!
Harry: *gets up to leave*
Zelensky: Not so fast.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (44ww/)

397 It is the nature of Men to want to get laid- it is just what they are willing to put up with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (zZu0s)
______________

Did no one ever tell him that there is more than woman on earth?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

398 They're busy rooting out the Zelensky video

When I said that American men and women will be dying in Europe fighting the Russians, I didn't mean to say that American men and women will be dying in Europe fighting the Russians.

You're a Putin lover if you believe anything different!

Posted by: Z-Man! at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (2tUFv)

399
A liberal is nothing more than a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.
Posted by: rickb223
--------

I'm less certain about that. I don't believe that even a life-changing event can fix their damaged psyches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (m0EjK)

400 What will Harry or Meghan be able to charge for their next PPV victimfest? 33 cents is my bet. Meghan will divorce him soon, while he still has money for her to get.

Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (AMIL/)

401 Did no one ever tell him that there is more than woman on earth?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

Well, he at least moved beyond the stablemistress. Or she dumped him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

402 This is a first world problem as i now need another AR to have matching bedside setup so the room isn't out of balance.

* nods *

Gun Shui.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (nfrXX)

403 ||‘Tragic human error’ caused Greece’s worst train crash: PM
Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis on Wednesday blamed human error for a collision between two trains that killed at least 38 people, in the country’s worst rail tragedy.

“Everything shows that the drama was, sadly, mainly due to a tragic human error,” Mitsotakis — who is seeking re-election this year — said in a televised address.||

The stationmaster has been arrested; and the Minister of Transport has resigned.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (Vwz3I)

404 Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."

Imagine if he'd realized his mother wanted him to be unhappy.

Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (sOete)

405

Oops, oopsie, sorry you sat in my discharge...

Posted by: MDR. Dick Shigella at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (m+5Y7)

406 397 It is the nature of Men to want to get laid- it is just what they are willing to put up with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:54 PM (zZu0s)
______________

Did no one ever tell him that there is more than woman on earth?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 01:57 PM (YqDXo)

Such as little boys and also the goats! ULULULULULU
ULULULULULULUUUUUUUUU!

Posted by: Mohamed Mahmoud Mohammed Mohamet at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (YdDJ9)

407 I see 'Gabor' and think Zsa-Zsa. Heaven knows the Prince of Canada needs a good slap.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (Zy9Yy)

408 >>>At any rate, imagine any prior hubby is one happy man

A man looking at their marriage tearfully, thinking "That could have been me..." tears of joy that is.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (AmpGx)

409 402 This is a first world problem as i now need another AR to have matching bedside setup so the room isn't out of balance.

* nods *

Gun Shui.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (nfrXX)

I would watch a youtube channel that focused on helping dudes bring 'balance and synergy' to their collection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (zZu0s)

410 Meg was divorced prior to this marriage. In fact, there have been allegations she was married twice before H.

Not to mention all the useful training she got as a "yacht girl".

Posted by: Truth! at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (2tUFv)

411 Which speaks volumes. If a guy that at face value literally 99% of women would be thrilled to have as a husband can't get a decent chick down the aisle, he's got a serious problem with either picking a good chick, or keeping a good chick.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (AmpGx)

Or a very small dick

Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

412 Standing ovation! Well done. And they opposed the civil rights vote.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 01:55 PM (GwxCX)


I hope this becomes a trend

Posted by: kallisto at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

413 312 Speaking of annoying sluts...

NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

I saw Tennessee Sex Cop open for Hole at the Lilith Fair back in '97.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (bW8dp)

I think the Butthole Surfers did that gig too

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

414 Bif, I think getting that firearm balance correct is called feng shui, something like that.

So why the up-arming? Your AO seeing a security condition decline?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (OTzUX)

415
When does their OnlyFans account start?

Posted by: portlandon at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (+oR7L)

416 Maté is a well-known doctor in Canada who has also been tied to the drug ayahuasca, which is described as one of the "ancient Amazon healing traditions" on his website.
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Bullshit. Amazon's only been in business since 1994.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)

417 Now if they would have their titles stripped.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2023 01:40 PM (ZdaMQ)


Sparkles wants this desperately. From what I understand, Harry will always be Prince, because it's his birthright. If they get their titles stripped, she will stop being Duchess and start being Princess Henry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

418 413 312 Speaking of annoying sluts...

NYPost headline: "Tennessee sex cop claims she was 'sexually groomed'"

I saw Tennessee Sex Cop open for Hole at the Lilith Fair back in '97.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (bW8dp)

I think the Butthole Surfers did that gig too
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

EVERYONE did that gig. Led Zeppelin brought a whole fish tank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)

419 think I'd have gone with Willem Dafoe at the end of Platoon, or Bonnie and Clyde in the car (but that's two). Seems like there's lots of famous "last stand"- scenes where the hero/villain gets completely unloaded on.
Posted by: Farmer Bob



Debbie Does Dallas
Behind The Green Door
Oh, wait. You didn't mean unloaded on like that.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (uP4Kp)

420 He's dumb as a rock and being led around by the short hairs by a harridan.

Posted by: ballistic at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (oXNqT)

421
They should do a PPV where Harry and Meghan have a 2-against-1 boxing match against Floyd Mayweather. I would pay at least $100 to watch that, and I think millions of others would, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (oINRc)

422 Zod used the drug, the one that made him realize that his stomach wanted him to eat all the 7-11 chili-cheese death-dogs forever.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (IwPLY)

423 Tennessee Sex Cop sounds like something TROMA would produce.

Posted by: B movie classics at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (YdDJ9)

424 @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
BREAKING: Footage shows fire at manufacturing facility of metal components in Cleveland, Ohio. Explosions reported at the site were from propane tanks used on tow motors, fire dept. said.

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/
1630987471835070468

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (Vwz3I)

425 Well, he at least moved beyond the stablemistress. Or she dumped bucked him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (a3Q+t)

426 Which speaks volumes. If a guy that at face value literally 99% of women would be thrilled to have as a husband can't get a decent chick down the aisle, he's got a serious problem with either picking a good chick, or keeping a good chick.
Posted by: mikethemoose

Not necessarily. It takes a certain woman to want to live under 24/7 scrutiny for life from a royal family and the world.
I think his last lovely girl friend from Toronto said as much.

Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (sOete)

427 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin.

"Listen guys, we just need to brainwash you with hallucinogens so that you keep fighting in our totally awesome imperial war game that definitely also makes sense when you're sober, too. Step into this creepy militarized church to get the drugs. Here are some more bullets, too."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 01:28 PM (oINRc)
++++
That "the Large Hadron Collider shunted us into a parallel universe where everything is insane" theory keeps racking up more points in its favor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)

428 What will Harry or Meghan be able to charge for their next PPV victimfest? 33 cents is my bet. Meghan will divorce him soon, while he still has money for her to get.
Posted by: Gref at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (AMIL/)
____________

First, her sex tape will be "stolen," which is de rigeur for aspiring actresses, then she'll release her (ghost-written) tell-all book, after which she 'll hit the talk show circuit (starting with Oprah, ending with Marty Povich) and cry on cue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

429 She is supposedly pregnant now.
Posted by: megthered at March 01, 2023 01:45 PM (XAmx/)

Did anyone ask her if she's okay?
Posted by: Jordan61

Questions must be asked.

Posted by: The Alliance for Carbon-Free Children at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (2hexI)

430
* nods *

Gun Shui.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (nfrXX)

I would watch a youtube channel that focused on helping dudes bring 'balance and synergy' to their collection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Should probably get a Kimber 1911 .45 for EDC, and put my Ruger SR1911 .45 on my bedside. I can probably hide the larger caliber on my side by not making the bed. Right?

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (3CCua)

431 397- Pretty sure Garrett did.e

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (trVDr)

432 Megan the ex Royhole is cute and hot. There I said it. But she's a vapid hand is human being. Harry got sold a bill of goods because he grew up privileged beyond belief and was naive AF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (GwxCX)

433 They should do a PPV where Harry and Meghan have a 2-against-1 boxing match against Floyd Mayweather. I would pay at least $100 to watch that, and I think millions of others would, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:00 PM (oINRc)
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Nah. A 1v1 between each other. Watching Harry pull his punches while Meghan whips his ass without compunction would be hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

434 ""My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield"

This right here is why men need to learn to cook for themselves.

Self-defense.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (y9KE4)

435 Should probably get a Kimber 1911 .45 for EDC, and put my Ruger SR1911 .45 on my bedside. I can probably hide the larger caliber on my side by not making the bed. Right?
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 02:02 PM (3CCua)

*'Smash' makes the bed and five guns fall on the floor*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:03 PM (zZu0s)

436

Sparkles may have a touch of persistent urethritis... Ought to get that checked out...

Posted by: MDR. Dick Shigella at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (m+5Y7)

437 You know, they make special furniture with gun compartments.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (Y5qcH)

438 230 For another $33 you get a tube of Elizabeth Arden cream for a *really* intimate conversation with Harry.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 01, 2023 01:34 PM

You don't know if Harry used "Amica" cream to cover bruises on his face from Ms. Markle, do you?

Posted by: Elaine Bredehoft, poorly representing Amber Heard at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (NCgXW)

439 Harry used the drug, the one that told him that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him to be happy squirming in the firm grip of a half-breed woman in a leather harness behind him workin' that thang.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (IwPLY)

440 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin

***

Congrats on being one of their three or four dozen readers.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (wb1YC)

441 I would watch a youtube channel that focused on helping dudes bring 'balance and synergy' to their collection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 01:59 PM


Weasel, Sundays, 6:00 PM the Lord's Time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

442 @TheInsiderPaper · 1h
BREAKING: Footage shows fire at manufacturing facility of metal components in Cleveland, Ohio. Explosions reported at the site were from propane tanks used on tow motors, fire dept. said.

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/
1630987471835070468

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (Vwz3I)

I was on I-5 S (the closer lanes) to the Atlas Foundry in Tacoma when it blew. Fortunately for me, the Foundry is in a deep valley (Nalley Valley) the southern hill of which deflected most of the blast upward when the several hundred gallon propane tank blew. I still felt the shock wave and the intense heat from the blast in the car as I was driving by.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (PyOKD)

443 The stationmaster has been arrested; and the Minister of Transport has resigned.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM (Vwz3I)
______________

cc: Mayor Buttplug

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

444 The PPV trauma extravaganza is a great capstone on top of the privacy tour.

I wonder what the total revenue will be. Whatever the total haul, it will be non-zero and that is a serious indicator that something is very wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

445 440 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin

***

Congrats on being one of their three or four dozen readers.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:04 PM (wb1YC)

Pervitin? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

446 “Everything shows that the drama was, sadly, mainly due to a tragic human error,” Mitsotakis — who is seeking re-election this year — said in a televised address.||

The stationmaster has been arrested; and the Minister of Transport has resigned.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 01:58 PM

Fucking Trump.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (GwxCX)

447
So why the up-arming? Your AO seeing a security condition decline?
Posted by: rhomboid

I've been making a point of stating the pushback, and violence, when it happens, over the lawlessness will be sudden, violent, and very tribal everytime local news has one of those dindunuffin type of stories on. Smash has begun to look around, observe behaviors (me going armed everwhere outside the house for example) and seems to be waking up from AWLF syndrome. At least she never drank box wine.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (3CCua)

448 Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."


I thought that was something about rubbing his mother's lip balm on his wiener.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (Vu7A1)

449 Prince King Charles was tapping Camilla the shrew while the lovely Dianna was available. What a scumbag.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (E+05M)

450 Zod used the drug, the one that made him realize that his stomach wanted him to eat all the 7-11 chili-cheese death-dogs forever.
Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (IwPLY)

——————

Don’t forget the marshmallow fluff.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (u73oe)

451 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin

Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned vodka?

Posted by: Slavic Culture! at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (2tUFv)

452 Some explain to me why anyone cares about Harry and Meghan Markle? Harry is so pussy whipped that even that Transgender Admiral looks more like a MAN then Harry...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (LrYuZ)

453 That blue skimmer is rough, but she ain't a bad looking broad in the end.

Posted by: tintx at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (VzBxs)

454 Prince Harry himself told The Telegraph that he had an emotional experience after using the drug, one which helped him realize that his mother, the late Princess Diana, wanted him "to be happy."

-
Hell, Bobby McFerrin told me to not worry, be happy and it didn't cost me a damn thing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

455 'PPV' is one of those acronyms that when my eyes glide across it, I immediately think: 'STD.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)

456 I read some New Yorker article pushing the idea of training thousands of military chaplains to administer ayahuasca to Ukrainians to keep them in the fight against Putin
===
Every single New Yorker cartoon could be re captioned "I want to kill myself" and be a million times funnier.

Posted by: something some funny person said once and it is funny because its true at March 01, 2023 02:06 PM (6Xy3/)

457 "My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield"
_____________

Get a new girlfriend.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:06 PM (YqDXo)

458 Some woman marry men thinking they can change them, MM married a man thinking she could change the monarchy.

Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:06 PM (sOete)

459 >> She is supposedly pregnant now.

I thought they said it was irresponsible to have more than 2 and they would never lie.

Posted by: DJ at March 01, 2023 02:07 PM (H5y4s)

460 Charles traded Diana for Camilla ??? Does Camilla shave twice a day ?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:07 PM (LrYuZ)

461 "My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield"
_____________

Get a new girlfriend.

Simple, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:06 PM (YqDXo)
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It's a little weird that Jules decides to "walk the earth" after having established that he has a girlfriend. I guess she doesn't factor into his decision...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2)

462 >>>Not necessarily. It takes a certain woman to want to live under 24/7 scrutiny for life from a royal family and the world.
I think his last lovely girl friend from Toronto said as much.

Oh is that what she told him while she was passing off the no $hit title "Princess". Let him down easy then?

No seriously (as Disney billions of dollars will attest) 99% of women would put up with being a Royal to be a royal. I can't imagine he drew that 1% more than once.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (AmpGx)

463 Charles traded Diana for Camilla ??? Does Camilla shave twice a day ?
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:07 PM (LrYuZ)
______________

Neigh!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (YqDXo)

464 Charles traded Diana for Camilla ??? Does Camilla shave twice a day ?
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:07 PM

Maybe she Camilla did but stuff?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

465 Boohoo, hoo.

ATF HQ @ATFHQ
Today, we remember and honor the life and service of Special Agents Conway LeBleu, Todd McKeehan, Robert Williams and Steven Willis, who were killed attempting to execute warrants at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas, in 1993. http://atf.gov/our-history/ remembering-waco #LODD #EOW #ATF

https://tinyurl.com/56r488hs

Oddly enough, most of the reply tweets aren't complimentary.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (Vwz3I)

466 King Charles was tapping Camilla the shrew while the lovely Dianna was available. What a scumbag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (E+05M)


If she plays with your junk the right way, many other things are negotiable. Nobody wants to admit it, but it's a thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)

467 Some explain to me why anyone cares about Harry and Meghan Markle? Harry is so pussy whipped that even that Transgender Admiral looks more like a MAN then Harry...
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (LrYuZ)
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For some reason I don't really understand, a lot of people find the British Royal Family fascinating. That fascination has led to a fascination with Harry and Sparkles.

My interest is in pointing and laughing as they continue to beclown themselves at every opportunity. They're not American, but they *are* a reflection of the same pathologies that our ruling class exhibit - just on greater display. It's hilarious to watch a cucked-out, tucked-under ponce get dragged by his shrew of a wife into public to talk about their privacy and the trauma resulting from their lack of privacy.

It's funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

468 King Charles was tapping Camilla the shrew while the lovely Dianna was available. What a scumbag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM (E+05M)

How do you know she was available? Wasn't she off fucking some oil sheik or something.

Posted by: Let's not make assumptions at March 01, 2023 02:09 PM (YdDJ9)

469 So some chronically unemployable twit at the New Yorker's grand idea is to give psychedelics to a military using modern weapons.

Great plan there, Clausowitz.

And here I thought the Nazis putting meth in their chocolate rations was strange.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 01, 2023 02:09 PM (wb1YC)

470 King Charles was tapping Camilla the shrew while the lovely Dianna was available. What a scumbag.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


You assume too much without evidence.
Horse Face could have been pegging King Chucky.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:09 PM (uP4Kp)

471 Prince Harry to live stream "intimate conversation" with trauma expert on Pay Per View for $33 a pop.
______________

An "intimate conversation" with anyone who's got a spare $33 laying around.

It's like those advertisement of "exclusive offers" that they send to anyone with an email or snail mail inbox. Pretty exclusive!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (YqDXo)

472 442 Wow, I had no idea that Atlas foundries could blow up. Must be something in the ink they use for the maps.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (hTf8I)

473 I thought they said it was irresponsible to have more than 2 and they would never lie.
Posted by: DJ at March 01, 2023 02:07 PM (H5y4s)
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*You* shouldn't have any. *They* can have as many as they want. You aren't doing your bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

474 Not another divorce, unless the family kidnaps him & gets him into some decent therapy.

She may be more the type to buddy up to Kim & her friend, Giselle, to figure how to speed up the process of, "Not my fault! Hubby is both mad & unmanageable!"

Posted by: Lola at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (GshMh)

475 "It's a little weird that Jules decides to "walk the earth" after having established that he has a girlfriend. I guess she doesn't factor into his decision..."

You sure?

"Y'know, babe, having you has really opened my eyes and now I feel like I need to go out and walk the earth to further broaden my horizons. Should only take 5 or 6 years. You don't need to worry about me in the mean time."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (y9KE4)

476 This right here is why men need to learn to cook for themselves.

*******

I know keto-jujutsu

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (VTu1l)

477 Which speaks volumes. If a guy that at face value literally 99% of women would be thrilled to have as a husband can't get a decent chick down the aisle, he's got a serious problem with either picking a good chick, or keeping a good chick.
Posted by: mikethemoose

Keeping a good chick. Good being the operative word. Nothing more romance killing than being with a man (or woman) that was born in to privilege and despite that, whining about his life and how he has gotten the short end of the stick. What's sexy? A man who has actually gotten the short end of the stick in life but doesn't complain about it, gets up everyday and goes after what he wants, works hard and maintains a good heart and is fun to be with.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

478 How do you know she was available? Wasn't she off fucking some oil sheik or something.

Those pictures suggesting someone else was Harry's real dad are at a Justin Castreau level of "extremely plausible", too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)

479 What an ex-girlfriend says is not necessarily what an ex-girlfriend means. Plus, Harry's proven he wasn't forced to be a working royal. He could have gone off and gotten a decent job. Or lived off of the millions he already had. He didn't want to do either.

Posted by: GibsonGirl at March 01, 2023 02:11 PM (KXY4V)

480 For some reason I don't really understand, a lot of people find the British Royal Family fascinating. That fascination has led to a fascination with Harry and Sparkles.
______________

It's simple: it's the same reason people slow down to eyeball at car wreck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

481 First, her sex tape will be "stolen," which is de rigeur for aspiring actresses, then she'll release her (ghost-written) tell-all book, after which she 'll hit the talk show circuit (starting with Oprah, ending with Marty Povich) and cry on cue.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

You are not the Father. King Charles

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 01, 2023 02:11 PM (L+rbh)

482 Do you think that Prince Ginger realizes that his mother was a Hoor?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 01, 2023 02:11 PM (flINI)

483 392 Merrick Garland claims the FBI prosecutes more pro-lifers because abortion vandals do their crimes at night in the dark

"It's hard prosecuting real criminals" should be the FBI motto.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (ppBhU)

They don't prosecute the brownshirt arm of the current admin unless they have no choice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

484 >>Horse Face could have been pegging King Chucky.

A royal pain in the ass?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (E+05M)

485 20 King Charles is booting Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from their Frogmore Cottage home and offering the royal digs to disgraced Prince Andrew.

Shouldn't they have been booted from it way back when they f*cked off to Canada?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)


I wonder if Charles has always known that Harry isn't his actual spawn, and now that granny is dead he's finally able to take care of family business?

Note to Harry : don't go ice fishing with Al Neri.

Posted by: a.moron at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (tu3iY)

486 Please make the Harry and Merkin stories stop-
also can someone please make the Murtaagh murder trial stories STOP
ENOUGH

NO ONE GIVES A FVCK ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHITE

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (geLO8)

487 I thought that was something about rubbing his mother's lip balm on his wiener.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM


Star Fleet records indicate it was skin cream, and on his todger.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

488 This right here is why men need to learn to cook for themselves.


Everything that I know how to cook involves meat from a dead animal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (uP4Kp)

489 Maybe somebody could explain this to me-all the jokes about "butt stuff". Is this some secret desire men wish to do with their girlfriend or wife?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (FVd51)

490 Harry should also bitch less about being the "spare." Yeah, being the "spare" sucks. Your only real value - in terms of the organization - is to step up if your brother dies. That has to hang over you at all times. It's probably pretty demoralizing.

But you know what's worse? What's worse is getting used to a life of meaningless dissipation (or just being a layabout) and then suddenly having to do the job. You didn't plan for it. You weren't really trained for it. But now it's yours, and you have to do it.

Just ask Hunter Biden whether he preferred being the "spare" or prefers being the man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (t0OGg)

491 >>>This right here is why men need to learn to cook for themselves.

So you can't cook yourself a steak? I'll be taking that man card. You can petition the Council of übermensch for its return when you get your balls out of your chicks purse.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (AmpGx)

492 487 I thought that was something about rubbing his mother's lip balm on his wiener.
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 02:05 PM

Star Fleet records indicate it was skin cream, and on his todger.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

Und people vonder vhy I did so much of zee drugs, ja?

Posted by: Dr. Freud at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (YdDJ9)

493 Do you think that Prince Ginger realizes that his mother was a Hoor?

I doubt that even matters. Putting skin cream that reminds you of her on your wiener means the Oedipus level is over 9000.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (ZGrMX)

494 471 Prince Harry to live stream "intimate conversation" with trauma expert on Pay Per View for $33 a pop.
______________

An "intimate conversation" with anyone who's got a spare $33 laying around.

It's like those advertisement of "exclusive offers" that they send to anyone with an email or snail mail inbox. Pretty exclusive!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (YqDXo)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE TERRENCE AND PHILLIP ARE GOING TO DO THE INTERVIEW. SO META!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (0Qrr3)

495 So Harry killed 10 or 20 Taliban, eh?

Time for Harry in Chains:

Ain't found a way to deport me yet
My todger burns with frostbite sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere,
Wife and kids, household pet
Royal blue was no safe bet
The interviewers scream to me from somewhere,

Here they come to snuff the Ginger, aw yeah
Yeah, here come the Ginger, yeah
You know he ain't gonna cry
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna cry

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (wtvvX)

496
Walkin' tall mangina man
Evicted me from my homeland
Meghan sent me selfies of her taint,
Got my pills 'gainst anxiety attacks
My privacy's shot, it's up on jacks
Oh God, please, won't you help me make it through?

Here they come to snuff the Ginger, aw yeah
Yeah, here come the Ginger, yeah
You know he ain't gonna cry
No, no, no, you know he ain't gonna cry

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (wtvvX)

497 Everything that I know how to cook involves meat from a dead animal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (uP4Kp)

Yes, I have literally looked at women strange when they say what are we having on the side?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

498 If I have to see one more story about that whiny ginger bastard and his hosebag wife I swear I will go on a multi-state murder spree

just kidding, but enough already

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:15 PM (geLO8)

499 can someone please make the Murtaagh murder trial stories STOP
ENOUGH

-
They're in the rebuttal phase of the trial now. It can't last long.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 02:15 PM (FVME7)

500 I thought that was something about rubbing his mother's lip balm on his wiener.
Posted by: Diesel Jones

Before or after she applied it?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (uP4Kp)

501 What a douche.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (ytSiK)

502 >>99% of women would put up with being a Royal to be a royal.

I think most American or Canadian woman dating an English Prince and being temporarily subjected to the other world protocol would choose to forgo the life of an actual princess. (not including fairy tale like disney)

Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (sOete)

503 499 can someone please make the Murtaagh murder trial stories STOP
ENOUGH

Agreed.. I don't understand the fascination with this trial

Posted by: It's me donna at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (bs+z0)

504 Yes please Harry put all your problems out in the internet so we can all feel oh so sorry for you and your bitch wife.

This is really sick. Is there no one in his inner circle who can explain that what he is doing is really the opposite of what needs to happen?

Who would watch this crap? Southpark is gonna have another field day with this stunt.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (6Tc2R)

505 Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:12 PM (geLO8

Well then NO ONE is having their needs met because we certainly get quite a lot of stories about Harry and Sparkle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (FVd51)

506 489 Maybe somebody could explain this to me-all the jokes about "butt stuff". Is this some secret desire men wish to do with their girlfriend or wife?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (FVd51)

I did not realize we were hitting the anal very hard this thread. Or are you talking about the 'pegging?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)

507 >So Harry killed 10 or 20 Taliban, eh?

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Taliban...

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (geLO8)

508 Everything I know about this couple I learned against my will.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 01, 2023 02:17 PM (SY/PV)

509 So you can't cook yourself a steak?
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM


It's not the steak that is the important part of March 14th.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 01, 2023 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

510 AG Garland claims FBI has put 'full resources' into tracking attacks on pro-life centers, despite few arrests

But White people dressed in khakis, polo shirts & cheap sneakers have a problem infiltrating.

Posted by: Lola at March 01, 2023 02:18 PM (GshMh)

511

Butt stuff is the primary problem...

Posted by: MDR. Dick Shigella at March 01, 2023 02:18 PM (m+5Y7)

512 509 So you can't cook yourself a steak?
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM

It's not the steak that is the important part of March 14th.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 01, 2023 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Did I forget an anniversary again, Beverly?

Posted by: Doddering Cpt Picard at March 01, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

513
Young Diana was fully aware of Camilla and imitated dress and hairstyles to entrap young Chuckie.

Elizabeth aside, assholes all the way down.

Posted by: Auspex at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (j4U/Z)

514 Seen on the Internet:

Ivy League grad and former professor here.

At this point, all the problems in Higher Ed-- from rampant cheating and the devaluing of education to the plethora of DEI administrators looking for problems-- have made me seriously consider whether I want my grandchildren to attend college. I hate writing that, but I'd rather they learned an honest trade and worked with their hands than become cheaters and liars.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

515 Yes, I have literally looked at women strange when they say what are we having on the side?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


What? Cow isn't enough? Ok. Gimme a minute. I'll throw some rabbit on.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (uP4Kp)

516 I don't believe Harry the sniveling cuck killed any fucking Taliban at all.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc)

517 AP: Harry, Meghan Split; Heartbroken, Tearful Harry Purchases Meghan

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (IwPLY)

518 Maybe somebody could explain this to me-all the jokes about "butt stuff". Is this some secret desire men wish to do with their girlfriend or wife?

Girlfriend? Wife? EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Posted by: Sam Brinton, fashion model at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (ZGrMX)

519 >So Harry killed 10 or 20 Taliban, eh?

1 little, 2 little, 3 little Taliban...
Posted by: DB

Lemme tell ya what the Taliwhacker do with sweet ginger bastards. So much fun, it'll make you go under the wire.

Posted by: That traitoros bastard Beau Bergdahl at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (3CCua)

520 Isn't England getting rid of the elite?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 01, 2023 02:20 PM (J8LnB)

521 The Taliban are back in charge in A'stan.

If I worked at State, I'd be making calls to see what they'd give us for Harry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)

522 Do we really need to know anymore about Harry?
WGAF.

Posted by: Ziba at March 01, 2023 02:20 PM (4h9M3)

523 Isn't England getting rid of the elite?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 01, 2023 02:20 PM (J8LnB)
++++
The elite? No.
The aristocracy and royal family? Maybe.

The odds were poor before, but Charles is no Elizabeth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

524 Are they trying to out do South Park?!!

Posted by: InZona at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (mJ8Yo)

525 Smash just asked to have my AR-15 emplaced on her side of the bed as well as another S&W .380. This is a first world problem as i now need another AR to have matching bedside setup so the room isn't out of balance.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 01:56 PM (3CCua)



"The five elements of feng shui -- earth, metal, water, wood, and fire -- come from the Taoist tradition."

Can you get an AR with a wooden stock and fore-grip, or am I thinking of the FN-FAL?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (xhaym)

526 >>I'd rather they learned an honest trade and worked with their hands than become cheaters and liars.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

Cheating and lying pays better.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (IwPLY)

527 Just give me the money and nobody will get hurt.

Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11
NEW—Zelensky warns the US what will happen if Ukraine loses:
“The US will have to send their sons and daughters exactly the same way as we are sending our sons and daughters to war... because it's NATO that we're talking about, and they will be dying."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (FVME7)

528 The Taliban are back in charge in A'stan.

If I worked at State, I'd be making calls to see what they'd give us for Harry.


Supposedly they're selling Putin all the US military equipment that Biden dumped there.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

529 >Isn't England getting rid of the elite?

Posted by: humphreyrobot


Guy Fawkes came close-

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (geLO8)

530 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s

Not in this thread. Just every so often when the topic of some woman with a fairly repellant- personality -not looks someone will suggest that "maybe she does butt stuff" comes up so it sounds like dealing with her would be worth it as long as she does butt stuff.

I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (FVd51)

531 Do Anglicans recite the Hail Mary?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 01, 2023 01:19 PM (mR6Gs

Only when they're on their knee on The Tower Green.

Posted by: Sarai Deleen at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (3d2Rp)

532 You all should lay off my boy. His mother needed a LOT of help

Posted by: James Hewitt at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (flINI)

533 @charliekirk11
NEW—Zelensky warns the US what will happen if Ukraine loses:
“The US will have to send their sons and daughters exactly the same way as we are sending our sons and daughters to war... because it's NATO that we're talking about, and they will be dying."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (FVME7)
++++
Why? Last I checked, Ukraine ain't in NATO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

534 Comer is investigating the Biden family for nine potential violations, including tax evasion, money laundering, and wire fraud. But with Hunter’s curt rejection of Comer’s request to supply a host of bank records and communications between the Biden family business members, the establishment media has raised questions of why Comer has not issued subpoenas to compel the relevant information.

“We give people plenty of time. When you do subpoenas, if you want to win in court, you have to show good faith effort that you tried to get the information. So we’re checking some boxes,” Comer told Punchbowl News.

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

535
Past 2:00, Ace...

Posted by: Auspex at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (j4U/Z)

536 Can you get an AR with a wooden stock and fore-grip, or am I thinking of the FN-FAL?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (xhaym)

https://tinyurl.com/t568t9cb

First link.

Posted by: Doddering Cpt Picard at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

537 >Supposedly they're selling Putin all the US military equipment that Biden dumped there.

Posted by: Ian S.


then Biden drafts teenagers to go fight in Ukraine, so they can be killed by American weapons built by our own Stark Industries

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

538 I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not even (secretly......) ?

Posted by: JT at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (T4tVD)

539 English royalty runs the gamut of sorry as hell (Harry and his squeeze) to classy and honorable (The late Queen Mum). Been that way for centuries.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (pohLc)

540
"We will give you the infidel Murder Prince of perfidious Albion in return for any American citizens you are holding, 10,000 goats, and some of those weird ice cream cones you freaks eat. For the Big Guy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (oINRc)

541 I love the Lightfoot meme picture in the sidebar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg)

542 The odds were poor before, but Charles is no Elizabeth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

He is trying hard to be a proper king, but he is dumber than most, arrogant beyond belief, and incredibly spoiled. It is only a matter of time before his true character emerges, and them I am going to make a big batch of popcorn and enjoy the carnage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (XIJ/X)

543
Not even (secretly......) ?
Posted by: JT at March 01, 2023 02:23 PM (T4tVD)

No

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (FVd51)

544 533 Why? Last I checked, Ukraine ain't in NATO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

Zelensky claims that Russia will be in Poland after it crushes Ukraine

Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

545 Butt Stuff and Race. Discuss.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (xSnmX)

546 Before or after she applied it?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 01, 2023 02:16 PM (uP4Kp)


Sacred Privacy demands that I jolly well do not answer that question. At least not until my next book.

Posted by: Prince H at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (Vu7A1)

547 Oddly enough, most of the reply tweets aren't complimentary.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM

Wow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (GwxCX)

548 Last I checked, Ukraine means nothing to me

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (xhxe8)

549 @533

>>Why? Last I checked, Ukraine ain't in NATO.

Details.

--
Mitch "Nothing is more important to the GOP than Ukraine." McConnell

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (up/3i)

550 I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (FVd51)

Probably wise. I think it is more the titillation factor than anything else, Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

551 >>>I think most American or Canadian woman dating an English Prince and being temporarily subjected to the other world protocol would choose to forgo the life of an actual princess.

I think you are vastly underestimating the raw allure of being one of the most socially important people in the world to a woman. It's not the world travel, pomp, parties, and protocols which are a problem.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (AmpGx)

552 ++++
Why? Last I checked, Ukraine ain't in NATO.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)



Yeah, no. It comes to that, f*ck Ukraine. Sorry, you're on your own. We are NOT killing American Soldiers for your corrupt shithole country. SCREW the Biden family.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

553 Maybe somebody could explain this to me-all the jokes about "butt stuff".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:14 PM (FVd51)

——————

Ummmmmm....no.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (u73oe)

554 I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (FVd51)

It's when a woman dorks her man up the butt with a strap on.

Posted by: Robert iz helping! at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (9MaNO)

555 Kate Middleton is a Pride and Prejudice 10.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (up/3i)

556 Did Chuck know? Umm...I think the old Laugh In skit, the Farkel Family, with children Mark and Sparkle Farkel being spitting red-headed images of trusted and true neighbor Ferd Berfel indicate that anyone with an IQ nearing triple digits knew/knows.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (trVDr)

557 Zelensky claims that Russia will be in Poland after it crushes Ukraine
-------------
They have Perogies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (xSnmX)

558 We're not supporting Ukraine. We're supporting oligarchs who live in Ukraine. The people are merely props.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (lf83v)

559 "My girlfriend's a vegetarian. Which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." -- Jules Winnfield

Maybe Jules is just lying to Brett.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (xttsV)

560 >>we’re checking some boxes

I checked a lot of boxes. - Trey Gowdy's Hair

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (E+05M)

561 That picture of Groot in the sidebar makes me hungry for frog's legs.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

562 If Harry wants to lick a toad I'm sure Groot is available

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (lReCd)

563 I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM


I support you in this choice, although, according to rumour, Prince William would be disappointed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

564 “We give people plenty of time. When you do subpoenas, if you want to win in court, you have to show good faith effort that you tried to get the information. So we’re checking some boxes,” Comer told Punchbowl News.
Posted by: SMOD at March 01, 2023 02:22

Well it takes time to destroy evidence, duh! Kind of like the FIB "raids" that were announced days before hand of Bidens ultra secret corvette lair. Funny, they didn't do that with Trump. Huh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (GwxCX)

565 558 We're not supporting Ukraine. We're supporting oligarchs who live in Ukraine. The people are merely props.
--------------
Most of which are dead or left Ukraine.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (xSnmX)

566
Butt Stuff and Race. Discuss.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (xSnmX)

I'm married to a black chick who most assuredly would not do any butt-stuff.

I had a longtime Mexican girlfriend, who'd freaking *divorced* her previous husband because he wouldn't quit trying to do her in the butt.

So, I dunno, in my experience, it's probably a white chick thing. But then I've barely dated any white chicks, so who knows? Not me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (oINRc)

567 See gentlemen, this is what happens when you stick it in crazy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (hVbLi)

568 Oddly enough, most of the reply tweets aren't complimentary.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 01, 2023 02:08 PM


Brutal.

Cruelty Level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (YgIxk)

569 550 I don't know what pegging in nor do I want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 01, 2023 02:22 PM (FVd51)

Probably wise. I think it is more the titillation factor than anything else, Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 01, 2023 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

If you've watched "Deadpool" you already know...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (ynpvh)

570 Mmmmmm…Kate Middleton…mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (hTf8I)

571 I love the Lightfoot meme picture in the sidebar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I see that she is going out just as classy as she's always been - only lost because she is black and a woman. Never mind that somehow she got elected once. I guess all of the racists and misogynists were out of town that election.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

572 Yes, I have literally looked at women strange when they say what are we having on the side?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
____________

Scotch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

573 We should be arming both sides. Just strong enough to keep fighting, just weak enough not to win.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (IwPLY)

574 Harry must be one of the stupidest men alive.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (Irn0L)

575 Pegs, holes, round, square. It's complicated.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (SY/PV)

576 545 Butt Stuff and Race. Discuss.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (xSnmX)

even if you come in first place you still lose

Posted by: Pounding hard to get to the finish line at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (YdDJ9)

577 Every family has trash.

Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (MF3yS)

578 That picture of Groot in the sidebar makes me hungry for frog's legs.
Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)


Then you simple must visit Frogmore cottage.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (AiZBA)

579 I don't believe Harry the sniveling cuck killed any fucking Taliban at all.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:19 PM (pohLc)
_____________

Maybe bored a few to death.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

580 Can you get an AR with a wooden stock and fore-grip, or am I thinking of the FN-FAL?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (xhaym)

https://tinyurl.com/t568t9cb

First link.
Posted by: Doddering Cpt Picard

I need that!

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (3CCua)

581 562 If Harry wants to lick a toad I'm sure Groot is available

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (lReCd)

Still chuckling over Ace's "Yuckabus" from the other day

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

582
We are NOT killing American Soldiers for your corrupt shithole country.

--------

I expect our totally awesome psycho-regime will serve those words as a side to a heaping plate of crow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (oINRc)

583 Every family has trash.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (MF3yS)

Yes but that families trash makes me feel good about my families trash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (Irn0L)

584 So, I dunno, in my experience, it's probably a white chick thing. But then I've barely dated any white chicks, so who knows? Not me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (oINRc)

Personal experience is they are the same. With lots of exclamation points.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (pohLc)

585 I think you are vastly underestimating the raw allure of being one of the most socially important people in the world to a woman. It's not the world travel, pomp, parties, and protocols which are a problem.
Posted by: mikethemoose

Yes, thinking of the social influencers, I think you might be correct about me.

Why, back in my day!!

but, I think most of the average women I know that are to lazy to dress nicely to go grocery shopping and laugh at the thought that they could maintain a perfect facade 24/7.

Posted by: old chick at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (sOete)

586 See gentlemen, this is what happens when you stick it in crazy.
_______

In Harry's case, the crazy began with Charles and Diana.

He's just carrying on the family tradition.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (lf83v)

587 The butt is an exit, not an entrance.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (hTf8I)

588 542- his only chance is that Mum sat him down, introduced him to her grand vizier (or whatevs) and said, "listen dumbass, you've got the ruling/survival instincts of an inbred dodo bird, don't do or say anything unless this guy gives you the okay, capiche?"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (trVDr)

589 I am looking forward to Prince Andrew doing gay porn to highlight his concerns about his privacy. He will line blog the negative comments.

Posted by: Roc Doc at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (bkf/+)

590 583 Every family has trash.
Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2023 02:28 PM (MF3yS)

Yes but that families trash makes me feel good about my families trash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 01, 2023 02:29 PM (Irn0L)

When you're the black sheep of the black sheep of the family...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

591 Harry is showing the same intestinal fortitude and intelligence that his (great uncle?) Edward had when he married an American divorcee.

Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

592 Rather have the Fn-Fal

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (xhxe8)

593 >>587 The butt is an exit, not an entrance.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (hTf8I)

The ear is...other.

Posted by: ZOD at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (IwPLY)

594 587 The butt is an exit, not an entrance.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:30 PM (hTf8I)

That's what I tell my proctologist

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

595 KC III sez: Take yer shid and get lost!

Posted by: Mel Plontz at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (Gk31O)

596 (takes breath) Hahahahahhhahahhaa

Harry is so pathetic. Meghan's got him charging $33/per user for watching him in a live therapy session to discuss his victimhood? Jesus, they must be hard-up. We should start a magic-squares betting card for what commercials harry will do in next few years. Gold coins? Erectile dysfunction?

Posted by: RichardWindsoe at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (9WSnL)

597 Can you get an AR with a wooden stock and fore-grip, or am I thinking of the FN-FAL?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:21 PM (xhaym)


M-14 from back in the day.

Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

598 That Mayor Lightfoot is a WHOLE LOT OF WOMAN !!!!

Posted by: Price Harry at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (LrYuZ)

599 566
Butt Stuff and Race. Discuss.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:24 PM (xSnmX)

I'm married to a black chick who most assuredly would not do any butt-stuff.

I had a longtime Mexican girlfriend, who'd freaking *divorced* her previous husband because he wouldn't quit trying to do her in the butt.

So, I dunno, in my experience, it's probably a white chick thing. But then I've barely dated any white chicks, so who knows? Not me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 01, 2023 02:27 PM (oINRc)
_______________________

Not a white chick thing or any race thing. It's a "very drunk, I'm-curious-about-it girl" thing. Personally, I think it's nasty af and have no interest in it whatsoever. But I have been asked by the aforementioned drunken curious girls. Their curiosity ended about 5 seconds into the experiment.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

600 There was a British guy on F&F this am talking about this televised therapy session and snarking, insulting, and making fun of H&M in the most polite but vicious way as is British protocol. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (00pZU)

601 "It's a little weird that Jules decides to "walk the earth" after having established that he has a girlfriend. I guess she doesn't factor into his decision..."
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It may have been a metaphor.

Posted by: ... at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (zuD91)

602 Harry is so pathetic. Meghan's got him charging $33/per user for watching him in a live therapy session to discuss his victimhood? Jesus, they must be hard-up. We should start a magic-squares betting card for what commercials harry will do in next few years. Gold coins? Erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: RichardWindsoe at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (9WSnL)
++++
No way. Too pedestrian.

Awards show host, maybe. Or perhaps a talk show where he counsels other washed-up celebrities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

603 Kate Middleton's rackage is superior to Meghan's.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (uWF4x)

604 Those pictures suggesting someone else was Harry's real dad are at a Justin Castreau level of "extremely plausible", too.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 01, 2023 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)


Speaking of our dictator to the North, did he recent Ukrainian draped rally make him look and act like he was on Prednisone? He is all swollen and aggressive

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (xhaym)

605 Remind me of what's at stake in Ukraine. Is it about precious democracy? I mean the official version.

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

606 Not a white chick thing or any race thing. It's a "very drunk, I'm-curious-about-it girl" thing. Personally, I think it's nasty af and have no interest in it whatsoever. But I have been asked by the aforementioned drunken curious girls. Their curiosity ended about 5 seconds into the experiment.
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BS requires a lot of lube.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (xSnmX)

607 Gold coins? Erectile dysfunction?
Posted by: RichardWindsoe at March 01, 2023 02:31 PM (9WSnL)
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Eventually he'll show up as a foot model for the toe fungus ads here at AoSHQ

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

608 Some train wrecks are more enjoyable than others.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (N52dd)

609 >>587 The butt is an exit, not an entrance.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Buttheads can't eat?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (E+05M)

610 Not a white chick thing or any race thing. It's a "very drunk, I'm-curious-about-it girl" thing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (iFTx/)


ISTR it also being an "I'll still be a virgin for my husband" thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

611 I killed more Taliban then the entire US and British Military when I was there fighting with Thomas Edward Lawrence.

Posted by: Joe "Stonewall" Biden at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (LrYuZ)

612 603 As is Pippa’s backside.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (hTf8I)

613
*'Smash' makes the bed and five guns fall on the floor*
Posted by: Aetius
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Smash sighs.

[goes to get push broom]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (0v4YR)

614 Eventually he'll show up as a foot model for the toe fungus ads here at AoSHQ
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 01, 2023 02:34 PM

King Harry's coffee!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (GwxCX)

615 They will divorce next year when Harry's earnings crater and Megan needs to trade up to her next high tax bracket husband.

She of course will blame racism.

Harry will, of course, blame the media.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (lf83v)

616 maybe Harry's gonna be a judge on Britain's Got Talent

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (geLO8)

617 Why would you put your thing where turds gather while they await departure to their final destination?

Sounds messy.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (Vu7A1)

618 I have to give Megan credit. I thought she was too stupid to be really evil (I mean, you can't be effectively evil if you're a total doorknob. You need some initiative and a plan). But she's proving me wrong.

Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (zl63R)

619 Butt stuff? Why would anyone think that what is basically the equivalent of a proctology exam with different "tools" be sexy?


Posted by: Archer at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

620 610 Not a white chick thing or any race thing. It's a "very drunk, I'm-curious-about-it girl" thing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 01, 2023 02:33 PM (iFTx/)

ISTR it also being an "I'll still be a virgin for my husband" thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:35 PM (DRSnL)

So the only part NOT penetrated...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

621 >She of course will blame racism.

Harry will, of course, blame the media.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

and they both will demand their privacy on PPV

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO8)

622 >>>but, I think most of the average women I know that are to lazy to dress nicely to go grocery shopping and laugh at the thought that they could maintain a perfect facade 24/7.

Well you don't have to maintain a facade 24/7 more like 12-16 hours a day, with days off. The royal family gets plenty of downtime. Hence Charles banging his mistress while married to Diana.

Anyway because women are "settling" doesn't mean they wouldn't jump at the chance for a glamorous life if given the opportunity. For most women any amount of social glamour is realistically out of the cards, so why work for it?

Don't mistake coping for how someone really feels.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (AmpGx)

623 this thread needs to end

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:37 PM (geLO8)

624 Some train wrecks are more enjoyable than others.
Posted by: Beartooth
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This.

Posted by: Gomez Addams at March 01, 2023 02:37 PM (21vDQ)

625 What's all this talk about butt stuff?

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at March 01, 2023 02:37 PM (E+05M)

626 My wife settled for me. It's worked out pretty good for us both

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (GwxCX)

627 Not a white chick thing or any race thing. It's a "very drunk, I'm-curious-about-it girl" thing. Personally, I think it's nasty af and have no interest in it whatsoever. But I have been asked by the aforementioned drunken curious girls. Their curiosity ended about 5 seconds into the experiment.

_______________________________

It was an accident, i swear

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (NtVYv)

628 'Yeah, that Eromero. Stay away from him, he's mean as a rattlesnake.'
-he talked like you was kin

Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (MF3yS)

629 Congress should pass a Law about Trump's Breath !!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (EnsGU)

630 623 this thread needs to end

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at March 01, 2023 02:37 PM (geLO

NOOD GROOT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

631 I'm guessing - just guessing - that maybe the preposterous cretin-child Trudeau's ridiculous Ukraine performative crap might have some political rationale WRT Ukrainian-"ethnic" Canadians? Whole lots of 'em, especially in Alberta, I think ("Edmonchuk"). But I'm also guessing that that particular demo is predominantly western/non-idiotic, so not really fertile ground for an appeal from a figure like Trudeau.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (OTzUX)

632 So the only part NOT penetrated...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 01, 2023 02:36 PM (ynpvh)


I didn't say it made sense...

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

633 Was there an an actress, perhaps from the 30s, who was known for saying "I vant to be left alone"?

Posted by: N.Lurker at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (eGTCV)

634 Nood -Les midget

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 01, 2023 02:38 PM (21vDQ)

635 I think Kate Middleton is really classy. An asset to the Royal Family. And has already produced a couple of aires, Which she keeps a tight leash on and does not hesitate to dicipline in public and on the spot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (pohLc)

636 OK I'll end the thread. Megyn ex Rohole is hot.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (GwxCX)

637 Hopefully Biden follows in the footsteps of Mayor Lightfoot

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (TJjL2)

638 Leave us out of this!

Posted by: toe fungus ads here at AoSHQ at March 01, 2023 02:39 PM (SY/PV)

639 https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=403393
Nood

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (3CCua)

640 So whaa did I miffff? I'vef been tooo dentiss. I'm silll numms.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (anj39)

641 These people are just Grifters. They have no skills or purpose ...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 01, 2023 02:40 PM (TJjL2)

642 599- my experience, long ago comports with Elric's. Drunken curiosity that quickly ended with the girl saying "omg, that hurts STOP now!" Never saw the allure myself. Heard one guy describe it comparatively- vag- like a comfortable ride in the nicest luxury vehicle; bj- a thrilling ride in a top of the line sports car. Anal- a ride across a rutty cow pasture in an 82 Wrangler with a bad suspension- but some folks really like that.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (trVDr)

643 > The butt is an exit, not an entrance.

I think guys who feel the need to dork a girl up the butt are in denial about their sexuality.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (eyxn4)

644 I think doing "butt stuff" to a chick shows a definite occult tendency toward homosexuality. And/or it's a ingrained childhood fantasy of playing with shit.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 01, 2023 02:41 PM (BdMk6)

645 Could Megan had a mean girl bet with a that she could destroy the British Monarchy?

Posted by: Skip at March 01, 2023 02:42 PM (xhxe8)

646 At least Andrew has the sense to keep his yap shut. He knows that he walks on very thin ice, has no support outside the Royal family, and is useless and aging and starting over with an actual career is a non-starter.

Pretty bad when you can't measure up to Andrew.

Posted by: Cheri at March 01, 2023 02:46 PM (oiNtH)

647 "The butt is an exit, not an entrance."

Yep. Some orifices are exit only. Oh, and don't normal people want to keep feces as far away from themselves as possible? Isn't toilet paper a $20B+ industry for a reason? Who would tolerate that smell when having sex? Only pervs.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at March 01, 2023 03:10 PM (MTm8X)

648 Too bad Andrew didn't keep his yap shut a little less during the tv interview.
I do believe things will not end well for Harry. He seems to think the world cares as much for him as they did for Princess Di. Sad when people go public with their madness.

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