Mid-Morning Art Thread

Evening: Landscape With An Aqueduct
Théodore Gericault

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM

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1 No monorail?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Aaaand...first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

4 What have the Romans done for us?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

5 st

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (BRHaw)

6 *buffs fingernails on lapel*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

7 Homoerotic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Let the ghey YMCA jokes begin.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (eOEVl)

9 Landscape with *a castle and* an aqueduct!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

10 *buffs fingernails on lapel*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

Yeah yeah.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Looks like some frolicking going on in that aqueduct!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at March 03, 2023 09:46 AM (hOUT3)

12 What has Rome done for us lately?

Posted by: Monty Python at March 03, 2023 09:46 AM (p1zK0)

13 Heh. Women do this sort of thing, it's hot.

Men do it, it's QUEER!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

14 There a Mayor Pete boys only Pool Party down there at the bottom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

15 "Yonduh lies duh castle of muh fadduh, duh Em'prer."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (BTgKJ)

16 Too ghey.

-1 for inappropriate man ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

17 Whole village pisses down river when we go bathing...

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

18 Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

19 What have the Romans done for us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

More than those lazy Germans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm bet a fair maiden is locked in that tower.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (anj39)

21 Hm. Those are men (most of whom look like Frank Frazetta conceptions of Conan) swimming down below. Would have been nicer with some nymphs or undines.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

22 Yonda lies the castle of my fodder....

Posted by: Slip Mahoney at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (wrJpE)

23 Pervs in the water, say again, there are pervs in the water.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (Q4IgG)

24 Sorry, but in spite of the light and shadow thing this painting looks like the picture that's inside the package of a new frame.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (AiZBA)

25 19 What have the Romans done for us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

More than those lazy Germans.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

At least they're not the Irish!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

26
Well...that certainly wasn't worth the wait!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (L1tQx)

27 I can't quite put my finger on it, but the style of this painting reminds me of the sort of loose painting of the Depression era, even though the artist is a Romantic painter who died in 1824.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (eOEVl)

28 Forget sniper, castle needs a trebuchet

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (HY3gN)

29 I can't believe TJM snuck my Life of Brian comment in right before I posted. Are there no rules? Is there no justice?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (p1zK0)

30 Very pleasing.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (AOxdb)

31 The Met:
Title: Evening: Landscape with an Aqueduct
Creator: Théodore Gericault
Date Created: 1818
Physical Dimensions: 98 1/2 x 86 1/2 in. (250.2 x 219.7 cm)
Type: Painting
External Link: http://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436455
Medium: Oil on canvas
Repository: Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY

almost 9 x 8 feet

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

32 4 What have the Romans done for us?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (LvTSG)

Helped to sort out that Super Bowl thing.

Posted by: Roy at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (ETgAA)

33 There a Mayor Pete boys only Pool Party down there at the bottom.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

I was about to comment in the last thread that I hope it's not a tribute to Mayor Butt's understudy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

34 I see a convenient tower. I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (AOxdb)

35 Romans build an aqueduct then suddenly a bunch of guys start swimming around. Weird painting.

Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (88xKn)

36 Art thread isn't late! It arrives exactly when it means to!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (XtkZj)

37 Nicely done, detailed and I like it 👌

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (HY3gN)

38 Good things come to those who wait.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

39 1 No monorail?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:45 AM (Wnv9h)

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Where do you think you are? Brockway? Ogdenville? North Haverbrook??

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (uPgE/)

40 Phalluses. Lots of phalluses.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (t4BDZ)

41 It could be a poopqueduct. They all look the same.

Posted by: Roman Plumbers Union at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (4xSDe)

42 Well, okay, maybe not a castle, I see as I embiggen it. Walls with towers. Maybe a country villa for some big-city politician?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (J2vNu)

43 Dang. I'm bet a fair maiden is locked in that tower.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (anj39)

Cause the gay boys in the swimming hole dont want her!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (BRHaw)

44 Nice sunset lighting. Would hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (E+05M)

45 Alternate Title:

"CPAC Pool Party"

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (L1tQx)

46 I spy some skinny dippers.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (NpAcC)

47 I expected a torrential rush of 'firsts'.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (4780s)

48 =========

At least they're not the Irish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

Erin go Braless!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

49 Why's everyone naked but the old dude in the cap?

Posted by: red speck at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (gS3OW)

50 Pretty sure I've seen this as a matte painting in some low budget '60s sword and sandal movies...

Posted by: Art Moron at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

51 Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?

Presumably it goes somewhere else.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (eOEVl)

52 Evening: Landscape With An Aqueduct.....

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (uNylN)

53 Very nice. Would hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (6uZ0Z)

54 They could just roll the giant rabbit along the top of that aquaduct right up to the castle door.

Posted by: Roy at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (ETgAA)

55 Naughty, bad, wicked Zoot has been setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.

Time for some spankings....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (BTgKJ)

56 It's no "Wreck of the Medusa" but would hang.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (Vwz3I)

57 Wow... The early "Where's Waldo" pics were easy!

Posted by: red speck at March 03, 2023 09:50 AM (gS3OW)

58 William the Elder was not willing to take part in the sausagefest occurring around him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

59 That doesn't look one bit like Aqueduct Raceway, which is a dump. More like Rivendell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (lReCd)

60 >>44 Nice sunset lighting. Would hang.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Upon further inspection, see a wet sausage festival going on in the river. WOULD NOT HANG.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (E+05M)

61 Romans build an aqueduct then suddenly a bunch of guys start swimming around. Weird painting.
Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2023

***
The Roman province of Provence (later to be part of France) was almost more Roman than Rome. They picked up on the baths and the central heating, the hypocaust setup, in homes as quickly as a kitten homes in on her food bowl.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

62 I guess CBD is holding off because JJ got a bit of a late start.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2023 09:42 AM (BTgKJ)

Somebody is observant!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

63 This work is one of a projected set of four monumental landscapes representing the times of day that Gericault painted in his Paris studio. (Only three were completed.) Conceived as a decorative ensemble, the paintings fuse souvenirs of ruins in the Italian countryside, which the artist had visited in 1816 and 1817, with the grand manner exemplified by past masters Nicolas Poussin and Joseph Vernet. The stormy sky and turbulent mood of this picture exemplify notions of the Sublime and the aesthetic of the emerging Romantic movement.

Plus he got to see naked boys frolicking about.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

64 I can't believe TJM snuck my Life of Brian comment in right before I posted. Are there no rules? Is there no justice?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM

In the halls of justice, Huck, the only justice is in the halls.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (Wnv9h)

65 I guess CBD is holding off because JJ got a bit of a late start.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 03, 2023 09:42 AM (BTgKJ)

Blogger Savings Time

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)

66 I like the lighting on the left side of the work. How the placement of the sun behind the wall makes the ivy glow.

Posted by: Kris at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

67 Oh. I didn’t see the naked guy butts. On second thought, would not hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (6uZ0Z)

68 Ancient Rome: Aqueduct

D.C.: Inadequate

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (FVME7)

69 Upon further inspection, see a wet sausage festival going on in the river. WOULD NOT HANG.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM

It's hung enough already, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (Wnv9h)

70 64 I can't believe TJM snuck my Life of Brian comment in right before I posted. Are there no rules? Is there no justice?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM

=========

Kal-if-fee?

I'm up for a kal-if-fee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:52 AM (LvTSG)

71 I hear there is Win-Place-Show betting at Aqueduct.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 09:53 AM (lf83v)

72 The bearded guy with the red cap: a traveler passing through? That stick he's leaning on almost looks like it's a broom or a mop. Maybe he just has it thrust into a clump of moss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:53 AM (J2vNu)

73 50 Pretty sure I've seen this as a matte painting in some low budget '60s sword and sandal movies...
Posted by: Art Moron at March 03, 2023 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

Ya like gladiator movies?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:53 AM (BRHaw)

74
Somebody is observant!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Using the Horde to cover for your hangover tardiness isn't cool, man.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

75 What is the difference between a viaduct and an aqueduct?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (lf83v)

76
Aren't all ducks aqua ducks?

This seems superfluous somehow.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (L1tQx)

77 The angle and placement of the sun is doing some neat things with the landscape. The ridges and cliffs create streaks of deep shadow and bright light. This work is really interesting.

Posted by: Kris at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

78 Hey, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (6uZ0Z)

79 Oh, this is the *Italian* countryside, not France. Does that make a difference?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

80
uh-I, I uh like duck

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (vwCZJ)

81 Aren't all ducks aqua ducks?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 09:54 AM (L1tQx)

Some eat fish.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (AwYPR)

82 Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?
Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

A three letter word, fat.

J-O-B-S!

Posted by: Joey Fingerstick McShitpants at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

83 Why a duck?

Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)

84 Gericault -- Bonaparte's bitch! *
https://tinyurl.com/5n7umy3h

And the Obama version:
https://tinyurl.com/388a7bmc

* An officer of the Imperial Guard Chasseurs, not Nappy.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Vwz3I)

85 74
Somebody is observant!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 09:51 AM (XIJ/X)

Using the Horde to cover for your hangover tardiness isn't cool, man.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

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Dude! Do you want Naked Man on an Ottoman? 'cause this is how you get Naked Man on an Ottoman!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (uPgE/)

86 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (5YYjm)

87 almost 9 x 8 feet
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw

Dang. It didn't look that big on my phone. I missed the dudes skinny dipping at first.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (anj39)

88 I dunno, boss. Why a duck.

Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (lf83v)

89 Big painting. Art by the gallon. No wall space large enough to hang. So I won't.

Posted by: Four-Inch Brush at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (wrJpE)

90 "Ma, the hobos are swimming nekid in the tail water pit agin!!"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (MkuC5)

91 -------------------------

Dude! Do you want Naked Man on an Ottoman? 'cause this is how you get Naked Man on an Ottoman!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (uPgE/)

I'm sorry.

I'll do better next time. I promise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

92 Italian sausage party.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (Qzn2/)

93 Aren't all ducks aquaducks?

Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (xtbpH)

94 83 Why a duck?
Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)

=======

I am wise in the way of science, and it is because ducks float in water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

95 Why a duck?

Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)

Why not a chicken?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)

96 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?
____

BVILD BAC BETTER.

Posted by: Titian at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM (lf83v)

97 Looks like some frolicking going on...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

*********

OKIE NUDE NOODLING – PART TWO

When Seamus was still just a virgin
His stomach was grumbling and urgin'
Though he hadn't quite oughter
Plunged his head in the water
Emerged with a fifteen-pound sturgeon

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM (ykeLU)

98 uh-I, I uh like duck

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM

What duck?

Posted by: The Duck Man at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM (Wnv9h)

99 Would hang, in the water pre-treatment room.

No sharks is a good thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM (u82oZ)

100 Okie canoodling!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (ykeLU)

101 Morning to you, B.! In a few minutes I've got to dive into a Q-and-A session with the budget mavens. I do *not* know what I'm doing with this budgeting software. Any platform that won't let you use the Del key to delete something, but insists on Backspace -- and then doesn't tell you that in its documentation -- is problematic by definition.

I'll be back later, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

102 A bill that would ban child marriages is set to go before the West Virginia state Senate after passing the state House of Delegates Wednesday.

The bill, which the Republican-led House passed 84-13, would establish the age of consent for marriage at 18 years old and remove the ability for minors to get consent through parents, legal guardians, or by court petition. The bill would not affect existing marriages.

.. shedding that hillbilly 'deliverance' image

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

103 Nice painting. I think those two are discussing where the sniper is.

Posted by: Pax ??? at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (89Sog)

104 The 50 most attractive nationalities in the world have been revealed – and it's India that is No.1, with the USA beating Sweden to the runner-up spot.

The ranking was produced by an analysis of thousands of Reddit posts about attractive nations. Any Reddit posts referencing 'attractive', 'sexy', 'beautiful', 'handsome', 'gorgeous', 'good looking', 'pretty' and 'hot' with a country was analysed. A score was then created using the number of posts, comments and upvotes.

According to the study, by swimwear brand Pour Moi, Japanese people are the fourth most attractive, Canadians the fifth best-looking and Brazilians the sixth.

The rest of the top ten comprises France (seventh), Italy (eighth), Ukraine (ninth) and Denmark (10th).

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

105

The guy climbing out of the water is triggering

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (vwCZJ)

106 Why a duck?

Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)

Why not a chicken?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 09:57 AM

Ducks have more fat. Tasty, tasty fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)

107 @86
IIRC, the Romans used volcanic ash, which apparently works much better than the sand we use now.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (eOEVl)

108 Aren't all ducks aqua ducks?

This seems superfluous somehow.

Posted by: naturalfake

One of my pet peeves is demonstrated in this headline:

"Iran's "Suicide Drones" Are Deployed, But Where Are They At?"

What does the "at" add to this sentence?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (FVME7)

109 They just let you grab them by the Poussin!

Posted by: zombie Th�odore Gericault at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (Vwz3I)

110 WTF
https://www.wikiart.org/en/theodore-gericault/dead-cat

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)

111 And to think, people wash their clothes in that water.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (Qzn2/)

112 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (5YYjm)

Well.
It's not your fault.
It's not the Romans fault.
It's the asphalt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (anj39)

113 Painting: In the foreground, skilled mudblower demonstrates his skill.

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (MvF+J)

114 Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

No Dutch?...I call bs.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (AwYPR)

115 WTF is going on down on the band of the river? Is this gay snuff film?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (xSnmX)

116 Did anybody notice the massive waterfall behind the aqueduct?

Meh, it's no Cascade!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (ykeLU)

117 ET IN ARCADIA EGO

Posted by: Nicolas Poussin at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (Qzn2/)

118 "Look, old man, if you want to join 'Dirty Mike and the Boyz' you gotta lose the pants and jump in."

Posted by: red speck at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (gS3OW)

119 Ducks have more fat. Tasty, tasty fat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)

It's a line from a Marx Brothers movie...

But I agree...a good roast duck is delicious. That fat is like gold!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (XIJ/X)

120 112 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (5YYjm)

========

Instapundit linked to something recently about a study around that. It has something to do with a common compound in Roman concrete that was long thought just an impurity but actually seems to help the concrete repair over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

121 Good luck, Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (6uZ0Z)

122 We use that aqueduct as a urinal.

Posted by: The Folks Who Live Upstream at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (xxG/v)

123 119 It's a line from a Marx Brothers movie...

But I agree...a good roast duck is delicious. That fat is like gold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM (XIJ/X)

==========

I'm pretty sure Henry Jones Sr. sent them his grail diary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

124 Morning.

Man, that tree on the left looks like it's on fire. Can't tell you about the rest of it cuz I can't take my eyes off the burning tree. It's like seeing a car with ugly rims. You couldn't identify the rest of it cuz all you'll remember is the shitty, ugly rims.

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (IhCl1)

125 WTF
https://www.wikiart.org/en/theodore-gericault/dead-cat
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM

Better than this:

https://tinyurl.com/2pcbphwe

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)

126 @18

>>Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?

Because where you need water isn't always where the water is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (xlag0)

127 2 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years,

Aliens

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:02 AM (jH/K/)

128 @75 what's the difference between a viaduct and an aqueduct?
The spelling

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:02 AM (lReCd)

129 86 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (5YYjm)

It had an ingredient in it that essentially healed any cracks that formed in it. Chemists just discovered it in the last year or so. Here's an article about it.

https://tinyurl.com/39jhxhcj

Posted by: Kris at March 03, 2023 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

130 I know Trump's still a little contentious here, but maybe this DU discussion will encourage everyone:

"The View"s Alyssa Farah Griffin served as White House director of strategic communications under Donald Trump, and she's "genuinely afraid" of him serving a second term as president. 'This man loves retaliation'!

Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

I would leave the US if he were reelected. No doubt he or DeSantis would go full Nazi if given the opportunity. And Fox News would gladly hand it to them. Florida is a test run.

Michael Cohen has also been saying as much. And, we all saw it first-hand when he sicced the IRS on Comey and McCabe, among other incidents. To say that Trump is a vindictive fuck is not exactly a revelation.

One of those inside the Trump White House books described how people were afraid to say a public goodbye to anyone Trump had fired because he’d notice and take it out on them, too.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 10:02 AM (JCZqz)

131 I believe these are the other two landscapes:

https://tinyurl.com/bdnp6m37

and

https://tinyurl.com/ymcxjd7t

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)

132 There are aqueducts built by the Romans still standing but a condo in Miami collapses due to bad concrete and construction. Good grief.

Posted by: dantesed at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (88xKn)

133 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years,

Aliens
__________

Viagra.

Posted by: Titian at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (lf83v)

134 Why an aqueduct? Why a no aquechicken??

Posted by: Chico at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)

135 Did the castle really need an aqueduct, considering that the river is right there?

Posted by: Mentholated Smooth-Drawing gp at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (MvF+J)

136 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?

Self-healing concrete:
news.mit.edu: https://bit.ly/3Yiav2T

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (amJF4)

137 It's a line from a Marx Brothers movie...

But I agree...a good roast duck is delicious. That fat is like gold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM

*nods*

Ah...I'm not wise in the ways of Marx.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

138 What happens when 2 million default on subprime auto loans?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (jH/K/)

139 And the Obama version:
https://tinyurl.com/388a7bmc

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Well, it does emphasize the horse's ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (FVME7)

140 Do female ducks have an aqua velva?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (6uZ0Z)

141 WTF
https://www.wikiart.org/en/theodore-gericault/dead-cat
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)

Would hang.

And would likely be divorced 15 minutes later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

142 Better than this:

https://tinyurl.com/2pcbphwe
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)

His Lector years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (BRHaw)

143 Why a duck?
Posted by: Chico Marx at March 03, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)

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I am wise in the way of science, and it is because ducks float in water.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 09:56 AM (LvTSG)

You know what else floats?

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell, totes not a witch at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (IhCl1)

144 Six US Air Force personnel were fired for failing to ensure the safety and security of the country’s nuclear stockpile. Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

145 I like the Romantic style paintings in general and this is a great example. The artist creates drama with the way he uses light (early evening?) to give a shimmering glow to parts of the scene. There is a feel of the ancient world with the overgrown ruins on the heights. Even the nude bathers add to that ancient world impression. Is it idealized? Yep. Is it effective in giving the viewer a certain sense of place and time? Yep.

Part of my enjoyment of CBD's choices is when I can enlarge the image and appreciate how the artist used brush strokes and colors to achieve his effect.

Nice way to end the art thread week.

Posted by: JTB at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (7EjX1)

146 It's a line from a Marx Brothers movie...

But I agree...a good roast duck is delicious. That fat is like gold!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:00 AM

Parents use to corral us into a room on New Years and we'd watch Duck Soup while they were out in the main part of the house committing all sorts of debauchery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

147 One guy in the water: "Hey look, I found a Baby Ruth candy bar!"

All the others: "THAT'S NO CANDY BAR!"

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

148 Ah...I'm not wise in the ways of Marx.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

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Man Card Status:

FORFEITED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (Qzn2/)

149 he 50 most attractive nationalities in the world have been revealed – and it's India that is No.1,...

I guess I don't buy that, though there are some incredibly beautiful Indian women.

Too many Indians have that weird squantched upper face appearance,

like someone tried to squash their head and quit a quarter of the way through.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (L1tQx)

150 146 Parents use to corral us into a room on New Years and we'd watch Duck Soup while they were out in the main part of the house committing all sorts of debauchery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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Duck Soup is in my Top 10 of all time.

I think it's hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

151 @129
The article says the following:
Their findings suggest that the lime clasts can dissolve into cracks and recrystallize after exposure to water, healing cracks created by weathering before they spread. The researchers said this self-healing potential could pave the way to producing more long-lasting, and thus more sustainable, modern concrete. Such a move would reduce concrete's carbon footprint, which accounts for up to 8% of global greenhouse gas emissions, according to the study.
For many years, researchers had thought that volcanic ash from the area of Pozzuoli, on the Bay of Naples, was what made Roman concrete so strong. This kind of ash was transported across the vast Roman empire to be used in construction, and was described as a key ingredient for concrete in accounts by architects and historians at the time.
Masic said that both components are important, but lime was overlooked in the past.

So apparently both volcanic ash and the lime clasts are important. Amazing engineers, the Romans.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (eOEVl)

152 One of my pet peeves is demonstrated in this headline:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

*****

I can fix that for more contemporary relevance.

"Suicide Drones" Are Deployed, But Where ~~Are~~ They At?"

/The Urban Editor

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (ykeLU)

153 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

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And that would be bad because . . . ?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (FVME7)

154 Art appears to be where elves were hiding in the trees and singing rude songs to Bilbo and the dwarves.

Would hang.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (3CCua)

155 Alex Murdaugh gets consecutive Life sentences.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (NpAcC)

156 Why a duck??

Posted by: amy schumer at March 03, 2023 10:07 AM (Vwz3I)

157 Six US Air Force personnel were fired for failing to ensure the safety and security of the country’s nuclear stockpile. Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

Found out only after examining the Chinese spy balloon of doom.

Hey, guess it was good for something!

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:07 AM (IhCl1)

158 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.
___________

Unlike Biden/Obama.

Posted by: Titian at March 03, 2023 10:07 AM (lf83v)

159 So apparently both volcanic ash and the lime clasts are important. Amazing engineers, the Romans.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (eOEVl)

Lime clasts allowed Roman cement to set under water.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

160 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their gender-fluid folx.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian, updated for Zoomer audiences at March 03, 2023 10:08 AM (JCZqz)

161 158 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

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That would be just awful.

Posted by: The Citizens of East Palestine at March 03, 2023 10:08 AM (Qzn2/)

162 Hey Tommy, theres a dead cat on the table

*grabs paint supplies*

I be there straightway!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)

163 Parents use to corral us into a room on New Years and we'd watch Duck Soup while they were out in the main part of the house committing all sorts of debauchery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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Duck Soup is in my Top 10 of all time.

I think it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

But what are your feelings on debauchery?

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (IhCl1)

164 "Race should not be used to hurt a person or to help a person, you know why? Because the truth is also that souls have no color. To a bear, we all taste like chicken."

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

165 ...and thus more sustainable, modern concrete. Such a move would reduce concrete's carbon footprint, which accounts for up to 8% of global greenhouse gas emissions, according to the study.
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You know, the material needed to make the huge bases windmills sit on.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (Vwz3I)

166 Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection

We've got data, if that would be helpful.

Posted by: Chinese Spy Balloon at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (amJF4)

167 163 But what are your feelings on debauchery?
Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (IhCl1)

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I'm for it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (LvTSG)

168
Of course Carter is an asshole. He's a professional politician. The gap between their public personas and their real personalities is almost always *massive.*

They're professional liars and they care only about themselves. And their Party, to the extent that it is the vehicle for their own self-aggrandizement. They have no other considerations, period. Not G-d, not country, not their constituents, not their voters, not even their own families.

We're talking about the closest thing humanity has to sharks. Always looking for the next victim, never truly sleeping in the pursuit of personal dominion over others. How could anyone be surprised to find out the smile is fake?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (oINRc)

169 Roman homos stole all our stuff!

- Greek homos.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

170 Unlike Biden/Obama.

Posted by: Titian at March 03, 2023 10:07 AM (lf83v)

Nixon.."enemies list"....Nixon was a piker.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (AwYPR)

171 @149

>>I denounce myself.

Indian women can be breathtakingly beautiful, a young Aishwarya Rai comes to mind, but they do tend to hit "the wall," hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (xlag0)

172 "If gun control laws worked, Chicago would be Mayberry. Instead it is the world's largest outdoor shooting range."

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (RHGPo)

173 129 ... Kris,
Thanks for the link to ancient Roman concrete structures. I find this kind of thing fascinating. (Yeah, I'm a nerd.)

Posted by: JTB at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (7EjX1)

174 That's not how aqueducts work. It would have to be higher than the town.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

175
Dang. It didn't look that big on my phone. I missed the dudes skinny dipping at first.
Posted by: Diogenes

The latter sentence can make the former sentence... a bit cringy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (SUzFC)

176 All hail Freedonia!

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (gmo/4)

177 Parents use to corral us into a room on New Years and we'd watch Duck Soup while they were out in the main part of the house committing all sorts of debauchery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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Duck Soup is in my Top 10 of all time.

I think it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

I never thought the Marx Bros would be an acquired taste, cuz yeah they're hilarious, but man, do some people just hate them with a passion.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (L1tQx)

178 138 What happens when 2 million default on subprime auto loans?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (jH/K/)

As those people need the cars for work I think many will find a way to pay.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

179 174 That's not how aqueducts work. It would have to be higher than the town.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (Y5qcH)

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"But we read the plans and everything!"

Posted by: The Florida All-Female Footbridge Engineering Staff at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (Qzn2/)

180 176 All hail Freedonia!

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (gmo/4)

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If you actually parse that song and what's said, it's amazingly totalitarian, and the people cheer for it.

It's hilarious, but I think there was actually something being said about how the people will cheer on their own oppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

181 If it walks like a duct, and it quacks like a duct...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (DhOHl)

182 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

Heh. How many votes did she just send Trump's way? Keep talking...

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (e2onP)

183 If you like this artist, check out the many paintings of horses on his Wiki page. Outstanding the way he caught the poses and musculature.

Posted by: JTB at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (7EjX1)

184 Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?
Posted by: BignJames

************

Perhaps this city by the river is supplying water to another city that is not on the water, via this aqueduct.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (ykeLU)

185 I love saris on Indian women. Indian women tend to be curvy, and the saris are good for showing off the curves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (6uZ0Z)

186 He only got 100% of the vote.

Loser.

@TheInsiderPaper · 5h
NEW 🚨 China’s Xi to secure third term as president, brush off crises

Posted by: Dem district in Philly at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)

187 178
As those people need the cars for work I think many will find a way to pay.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

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#1 way to pay:

Accepting government checks sent out to prevent an economic collapse because of all the tanking subprime auto loans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (LvTSG)

188 ========

Duck Soup is in my Top 10 of all time.

I think it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

I'll need to re-watch it as I don't really remember much of it, but we watched it every year for a few years in a row. I was just pretty young at the time and likely didn't get much of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

189 The power just went off for the second time this morning.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (6Groa)

190 To a bear, we all taste like chicken."
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

You just have to outrun the old and fat people.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

191 Roman concrete was of such high quality that the Romans had no use for duck tape.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Qzn2/)

192 Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection
________

This happened in 2007 also. From wikipedia:

On 29 August 2007, six AGM-129 ACM cruise missiles, each loaded with a W80-1 variable yield nuclear warhead, were mistakenly loaded onto a United States Air Force (USAF) B-52H heavy bomber at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota and transported to Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana. The nuclear warheads in the missiles were supposed to have been removed before the missiles were taken from their storage bunker. The missiles with the nuclear warheads were not reported missing, and remained mounted to the aircraft at both Minot and Barksdale for 36 hours. During this period, the warheads were not protected by the various mandatory security precautions for nuclear weapons.

I took my Joint Professional Military Education through the Air Force and the CO who was in charge of the 2007 incident is now one of the JPME trainers. He frankly explains how he and his command took their eyes off the ball, distracted by operations in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (lf83v)

193 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

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He should create a Cabinet position. The Secretary of Revenge and Asskicking

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

194 137
Ah...I'm not wise in the ways of Marx.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM

Believe me, the man was a genius! His economic vision is just common sense, benefiting the vast majority of people, and is the natural state of fairness, if we can only unite and rise up against our oligarchical oppressors!!!

Posted by: Senator Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

195 Dang. It didn't look that big on my phone. I missed the dudes skinny dipping at first.
Posted by: Diogenes

The latter sentence can make the former sentence... a bit cringy.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (SUzFC)

Heh.
The lesson here is never be in a hurry to post.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (anj39)

196 It had an ingredient in it that essentially healed any cracks that formed in it. Chemists just discovered it in the last year or so. Here's an article about it.

https://tinyurl.com/39jhxhcj
Posted by: Kris at March 03, 2023 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

Read the article. CNN gets it wrong, of course. They speak of quicklime as a "form of limestone". No, it's the end result if you burn limestone in a kiln. It's a manufactured product.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (tkR6S)

197 Alex Murdaugh gets consecutive Life sentences.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (NpAcC)

Stop wasting everyone's time and money and put the bitch to sleep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

198 "But we read the plans and everything!"
Posted by: The Florida All-Female Footbridge Engineering Staff at March 03, 2023 10:11 AM (Qzn2/)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (BRHaw)

199 "Illegal immigration is illegal, duh. Unless you peaked in high school, you know that. Why doesn't President Biden?"

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

200 WTF
https://www.wikiart.org/en/theodore-gericault/dead-cat
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)
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It's a Norwegian cat, pining for the fjords...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (YIVH2)

201 love today's art

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (xcxpd)

202 The power just went off for the second time this morning.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (6Groa)

Fear not citizen, we are just concerned about your internet usage...

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

203 201 love today's art
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (xcxpd)

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If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

204 Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

Unlike Valerie "it's payback time" Jarret?

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (roPuI)

205 Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection

Those nuke certification inspections are a bitch. And they should be.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (anj39)

206
Believe me, the man was a genius! His economic vision is just common sense, benefiting the vast majority of people, and is the natural state of fairness, if we can only unite and rise up against our oligarchical oppressors!!!
Posted by: Senator Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

And Chico was quite the piano player. Harpo was named such for a reason. Magician on a harp.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

207 202 The power just went off for the second time this morning.
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No gas stoves for you!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (lf83v)

208 203 201 love today's art
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (xcxpd)

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If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

*gets the hose*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (xcxpd)

209 I love saris on Indian women. Indian women tend to be curvy, and the saris are good for showing off the curves.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (6uZ0Z)

And to distract the male gaze from the mustaches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (tkR6S)

210 If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (LvTSG)

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SICK

BURN

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (Qzn2/)

211 @TheInsiderPaper
🚨 POLICE CHASE IN BALTIMORE - Vehicle crashed, Building collapsed

https://tinyurl.com/s6dd82ys

36 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (Vwz3I)

212
*gets the hose*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (xcxpd)

Oh, so it's going to be one of THOSE parties.......

Posted by: Mayor Butt at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

213 He should create a Cabinet position. The Secretary of Revenge and Asskicking
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

Maybe a Joe Rogan. Or Matt Walsh. Or Crowder.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (BRHaw)

214 Perhaps this city by the river is supplying water to another city that is not on the water, via this aqueduct.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:12 AM (ykeLU)

Hey, cut that out.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (AwYPR)

215 I love saris on Indian women.
_________

I'm sari.

So sari. . .

Posted by: Peggy Lee at March 03, 2023 10:17 AM (lf83v)

216 POLICE CHASE IN BALTIMORE - Vehicle crashed, Building collapsed

https://tinyurl.com/s6dd82ys

36 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM (Vwz3I)

First guy on scene......pass a physical fitness test?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

217 213 He should create a Cabinet position. The Secretary of Revenge and Asskicking
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

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There would also need to be an Undersecretary of Chewing Gum.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (Qzn2/)

218 Love means you never have to say you're sari.

Posted by: Ryan O'Neil at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (lf83v)

219 Those nuke certification inspections are a bitch. And they should be.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:15 AM (anj39)

Wears your key?
Donno
You had 1 fucking job!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

220 The Marx brothers films are sort of unrankable as they are all uniquely funny and top notch comedy of the ere.

How could you rank Duck Soup above A Night At The Opera or A Day At The Races or Horse Feathers and vice versa?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (xlag0)

221 New frontiers in fire fighting.

This guy took his son to a football recruitment visit at UC Berkeley and a man set himself on fire. One dude tried to put it out by throwing a bike. 😑

https://bit.ly/3JaumN2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (FVME7)

222 John Fetterman Seizes

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

223 🚨 POLICE CHASE IN BALTIMORE - Vehicle crashed, Building collapsed

Roman concrete would have killed that guy. That's why we use "safety" concrete.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:19 AM (amJF4)

224 Who's sari now?

Posted by: Connie Francis at March 03, 2023 10:19 AM (lf83v)

225 Indian women smell of curry and can't cook a good rib eye.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

226 "Sir, you're all out of chewing gum."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:19 AM (Qzn2/)

227 Love means you never have to say you're sari.
Posted by: Ryan O'Neil at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM

That's sarong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (Wnv9h)

228 "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

229

Just Deserts - your daily limerick

Is there any source of water hereabouts?
It's been dry for years, it's killing all the trouts.
"Well your fish are truly fuct
Unless we build an aqueduct"
Well, that might help, but I'll still have my droughts!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

230 @TheInsiderPaper · 15h
BREAKING: 2 Russian billionaires who went property shopping with Hunter Biden, dined with then-VP Joe Biden, and discussed “favors” they might swap have managed to dodge US sanctions over Russia’s year-old invasion of Ukraine, NY Post reports

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (Vwz3I)

231 Biden Calls Nancy Pelosi “The Greatest Speaker In The History Of The United States Of America”

.. compared to I guy who can barely speak

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

232 173 129 ... Kris,
Thanks for the link to ancient Roman concrete structures. I find this kind of thing fascinating. (Yeah, I'm a nerd.)
Posted by: JTB at March 03, 2023 10:10 AM (7EjX1)

There's a video series you might be interested in called "Engineering an Empire" that looks at several ancient societies and their innovations. It's from the History Channel (yeah, I know) but it's really good. Hosted by Peter Weller.

Posted by: Kris at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (OyyDO)

233 @225

>>Indian women smell of curry and can't cook a good rib eye.

Yes, but they make a mean Lamb Vindaloo and their Nan is out of this world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (xlag0)

234

Squirt!

Posted by: MDR. Dick Shigella at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (F1J3S)

235 Mmmmm…curry…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (6uZ0Z)

236 John Fetterman Seizes
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

But he's got a long way to go before he's back in pouncing shape.

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (GjJkw)

237 Why would you need an aqueduct if you're on a river?

The aqueduct is for water, the river is for raw sewage and gay romping.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (ptElO)

238 That's sarong.
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If that's sarong., I don't wanna be right!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (Vwz3I)

239 Re the title: Aren't all ducks water ducks?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (qoGsy)

240 213 He should create a Cabinet position. The Secretary of Revenge and Asskicking
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

Maybe a Joe Rogan. Or Matt Walsh. Or Crowder.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:16 AM

We'd already get 4+ years of "Idiocracy For ReaLz" from the Dems anyway, so may as well go all in.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (JCZqz)

241 231 Biden Calls Nancy Pelosi “The Greatest Speaker In The History Of The United States Of America”

.. compared to I guy who can barely speak
----------------------
Well, she did have the biggest tits of any House Speaker in history. I just don't see a pedo guy being all that interested in big bewbies.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (xSnmX)

242 233 Yes, but they make a mean Lamb Vindaloo and their Nan is out of this world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (xlag0)

========

Cheap pizza idea:

Frozen naan, warmed up, add toppings, cook.

We do it fairly regularly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (LvTSG)

243 Speaking of nukes I read something the other day is that the Russians dont really know how to arm and fire most of their nukes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

244 WTF
https://www.wikiart.org/en/theodore-gericault/dead-cat
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 09:59 AM (BRHaw)

Nice!

Looks ready for me to swing and hit a dentist in the DFW area8

*Cuz there are a lot of dentists in DFW. Geddit?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (L1tQx)

245 Hey, cut that out.
Posted by: BignJames

******

What did I do?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (ykeLU)

246 The aqueduct is for water, the river is for raw sewage and gay romping.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM (ptElO)

---------

How fitting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (Qzn2/)

247 233 @225
>>Indian women smell of curry and can't cook a good rib eye.

Yes, but they make a mean Lamb Vindaloo and their Nan is out of this world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM

Sorry, but I'm not into your GILF fetish, commie!

Posted by: Red Blooded American at March 03, 2023 10:23 AM (JCZqz)

248 Aqualung > Aqueduct

Posted by: Jacques Cousteau at March 03, 2023 10:23 AM (a3Q+t)

249 Two commanders and four subordinates were relieved of duty at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota after their units failed an inspection
______

On the bright side, they were all up to date on the mandatory Diversity and Inclusion training!

And they just finished writing their command's Preferred Pronoun Policy!

Posted by: General Curtis LeMay at March 03, 2023 10:23 AM (lf83v)

250 “I asked [Yevtushenkov], ‘Why are you doing this?’ on the front end — before I understood that they were going to buy some real estate,” the source told The Post. “‘Why are you even doing this? Why would you be paying the son of the vice president to meet at a public restaurant in New York City?’

“He made it very clear to me that, you know … ‘I think it would be good to have a good relationship with this guy … maybe he can do a favor for us and we can do a favor for him,’” the source continued. “It was a complete quid pro quo that he was going in for.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:23 AM (RHGPo)

251 That's sarong.
-----------
If that's sarong., I don't wanna be right!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:21 AM

And the Horde doesn't disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (Wnv9h)

252 Aqueduct?
I'm thinking its just a bridge and Gericault called it an aqueduct because it sounded fancier and he could get more for the painting.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (anj39)

253 He should create a Cabinet position. The Secretary of Revenge and Asskicking
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:13 AM (Y5qcH)

Now salary just commission/bonus for when they makes Liz or Fats McStain or Romney wet their panties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (BRHaw)

254 This Indian woman in a sari doesn't have a mustache...

https://is.gd/Dle6DS

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)

255 Sarong, sarong blue
Every Hindu has one
Sarong, sarong blue
Every Gandhi grows one

Posted by: neil diamond at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (Vwz3I)

256 Nice!

Looks ready for me to swing and hit a dentist in the DFW area8

*Cuz there are a lot of dentists in DFW. Geddit?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (L1tQx)

Dead Cat Swing>>Swing Dancing

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (BRHaw)

257 What did I do?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM

You should know. If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.

Posted by: Mrs. Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (a3Q+t)

258 232 ... Thanks gain, Kris.

Posted by: JTB at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (7EjX1)

259 Hola, fellow aqueducters.

Todays artist is an interesting guy. Wiki claims his aunt pursued him until he finally ran away to Florence for some art instruction.

Very strange families are not just a modern phenomenon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (Ga8hV)

260 U.S. Tells India There Will Be 'Consequences' for Dodging Russia Sanctions

Russia Warns NATO: Back Off or Risk ‘Catastrophic Consequences’

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

261 Speaking of nukes I read something the other day is that the Russians dont really know how to arm and fire most of their nukes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (BRHaw)

Is that from the same media that's is telling everyone in the west, that the entire Russian army is down two platoons because the ukies have slaughtered them?

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

262 Just Deserts - your daily limerick

Is there any source of water hereabouts?
It's been dry for years, it's killing all the trouts.
"Well your fish are truly fuct
Unless we build an aqueduct"
Well, that might help, but I'll still have my droughts!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:20 AM (ykeLU)

Dry humor is the best.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (anj39)

263 POLICE CHASE IN BALTIMORE - Vehicle crashed, Building collapsed

https://tinyurl.com/s6dd82ys

36 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck

Should've used Roman concrete.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)

264 232 Narrated by Peter Weller?
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (xtbpH)

265 248 Aqualung > Aqueduct
Posted by: Jacques Cousteau at March 03, 2023 10:23 AM

This aqualung guy sounds alright, Jack. Nice day, sitting in the sun, watching little girls romp and play. Just filling the 'ole spank bank.

Posted by: President Biden at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (JCZqz)

266 264 232 Narrated by Peter Weller?
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Posted by: Wally at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (xtbpH)

=========

Think he said that in his PhD dissertation defense?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

267 Hey, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (6uZ0Z)

268 What did I do?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:22 AM (ykeLU)

Application of logic....frowned upon.

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (AwYPR)

269 This Indian woman in a sari doesn't have a mustache...

https://is.gd/Dle6DS
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (XIJ/X)

She may develop one by the time she turns 40, though. I've been in a WalMart or two in Calgary; I've seen things, Man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (tkR6S)

270 Big B!! How the heck are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (qoGsy)

271
Those nuke certification inspections are a bitch. And they should be.
Posted by: Diogenes

The CW4 that drug me kicking and screaming into the warrant officer ranks used to deliberately piss off the inspection team before the warhead portion of movement, mate/demate to an operational bird. Then when they showed up in our assembly building all ticked the eff off, his team would always be me, and two 2nd LTs. All of us wearing white kidd gloves, class A uniforms, and with a closed book. We maxed the score each and every fucking time. RIP Chief Forman, you were a God among us and took great pleasure out of messing with the inspection teams.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (3CCua)

272 I learned what an aquadict was front the movie Chanticleer when I was 8 or so. I loved those kind of movies when I was little. I forget who made them but they were just as good as Disney.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (SqPBy)

273 Yes, but they make a mean Lamb Vindaloo

********

Can you get Lamb Vindaloo at that new deli down at the corner?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (ykeLU)

274 @242

>>Cheap pizza idea:

There is a pizzeria near me that's run by Indians, they have India style pizza for sale.

Tandori Chicken, Paneer and Vindaloo slices are on offer.

Pretty good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:28 AM (xlag0)

275 She may develop one by the time she turns 40, though. I've been in a WalMart or two in Calgary; I've seen things, Man.
_______

Sideburns too.

Posted by: General Curtis LeMay at March 03, 2023 10:28 AM (lf83v)

276 Greetings:

Kinda Hudson River School beautiful, no ???

And everything west of the Hudson is Dayton.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 03, 2023 10:28 AM (uuklp)

277 She may develop one by the time she turns 40, though. I've been in a WalMart or two in Calgary; I've seen things, Man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (tkR6S)
---
Do Canadian Walmart shoppers have as many mullets and missing teeth as American Walmart shoppers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (YIVH2)

278 These sari and sarong puns need toga away.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (6uZ0Z)

279 Alright, which one of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/2jpkzx3x

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (Y5qcH)

280 Based on vast grapevine genetic data studied, their report shows there were two domestication events for the cultivated wine grapevine in two distinct places – Western Asia and the Caucasus region – separated during the last glacial advance. “Despite being separated by over 1000 [kilometers], the two domestication processes appear to have occurred contemporaneously with a high degree of shared signatures of selection on the same genes,” writes Robin Allaby in a related Perspective. What’s more, they showed that these domestication events took place 11,000 years ago – in line with the advent of farming, and about 4,000 years later than some studies have shown. The genetic data also suggest that wine and table grapes were cultivated at the same time – not the wine grapevine first.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

281 This guy took his son to a football recruitment visit at UC Berkeley and a man set himself on fire. One dude tried to put it out by throwing a bike.

I mean, why? Why use a bike? A jackhammer was readily available.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (eOEVl)

282 And why beholdest thou the moat that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the stream that is in thine own eye?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (Vwz3I)

283 This aqualung guy sounds alright, Jack. Nice day, sitting in the sun, watching little girls romp and play. Just filling the 'ole spank bank.

Posted by: President Biden at March 03, 2023 10:26 AM (JCZqz)

Smoking "dog ends".

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (AwYPR)

284 After watching old episodes of Red Dwarf, I don't know if I want to eat vindaloos.

Posted by: 29+ year old American at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

285 Application of logic....frowned upon.
Posted by: BignJames

*******

Ah, so. My apologies!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:30 AM (ykeLU)

286 Place in proper order who will be the soonest to shuck off this mortal coil: Fetterman, Carter, Feinstein or Tom Sizemore

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:30 AM (lReCd)

287 After watching old episodes of Red Dwarf, I don't know if I want to eat vindaloos.

Posted by: 29+ year old American at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)

I loved that show. I haven't seen an episode in years.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (gmo/4)

288 @260

>>U.S. Tells India There Will Be 'Consequences' for Dodging Russia Sanctions

India has nuclear weapons, so the idea that one nuclear power is going to start bossing around another nuclear power is quite comical and suicidal.

These maniacs really are trying to open The Ninth Gate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (xlag0)

289 Gimme some of that cool, cool water!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (ufFY8)

290 What happens when 2 million default on subprime auto loans?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM (jH/K/)

There's an influx of inventory?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (oE0yX)

291 I’m OK, Tonypete. Looking forward to the weekend.

How about you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (6uZ0Z)

292 These sari and sarong puns need toga away.
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Yeah, or someone will end up kilt.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)

293 President Biden: ‘We’re Gonna Ban Assault Weapons Again Come Hell or High Water’

.. this always seems to come when Joe Biden has run out of other ideas

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

294 After watching old episodes of Red Dwarf, I don't know if I want to eat vindaloos.
Posted by: 29+ year old American at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (JCZqz)
---
I don't think they are prone to strangling people, but I've never tried to eat one, so I don't know for sure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 10:31 AM (YIVH2)

295 U.S. Tells India There Will Be 'Consequences' for Dodging Russia Sanctions

Consequences such as getting the oil and coal and natural gas that they need.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2023 10:32 AM (e2onP)

296 Dead Cat Swing>>Swing Dancing
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (BRHaw)

Swing Set>Dead Cat Swing>>Swing Dancing

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:32 AM (L1tQx)

297
Griffin told her co-hosts that Trump would likely spend his next term exacting revenge from all his enemies if he made it back into power.

Good.

I hope he establishes a cabinet level Department of Retribution and makes Mike Flynn the Secretary of Payback

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 03, 2023 10:32 AM (ENBF0)

298 Sizemore, Carter, Feinstein, Fetterman.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

299 Doing great. Finished a bunch of small home projects this week and heading to the range tomorrow. Life is good!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2023 10:33 AM (qoGsy)

300 >>What happens when 2 million default on subprime auto loans?

I'll get a late model F-450 for much less?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 10:33 AM (E+05M)

301 We maxed the score each and every fucking time. RIP Chief Forman, you were a God among us and took great pleasure out of messing with the inspection teams.
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 03, 2023 10:27 AM (3CCua)

The USAREUR inspection team back in the 70's had an NCO who was death on the tech ops. He was a SF dude who used to jump with the little ones. We always did well so he'd chat after the inspection. Some incredible stories.
And then there was the dick head inspector from DA who failed my neighbor unit (Lance) because one guy stepped off the launcher tailgate to get to the other side of the missile. Said it was a loss of two man control.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:33 AM (anj39)

302 Dry humor is the best.
Posted by: Diogenes

******

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (ykeLU)

303 Do Canadian Walmart shoppers have as many mullets and missing teeth as American Walmart shoppers?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (YIVH2)

Mullets are still in style. Missing teeth, not so much. I was supposed to acquire a missing tooth yesterday, but the dentist put me on antibiotics for week before the withdrawal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (tkR6S)

304 I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of people suddenly defaulted on their car loans, and were suddenly forced to take the bus.

Posted by: lines cut from the original Star Wars script at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (h5TKJ)

305
Duck Soup is in my Top 10 of all time.

I think it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures

We should listen to this guy. he's seen every movie ever made. TWICE !

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (T4tVD)

306 >>Do Canadian Walmart shoppers have as many mullets and missing teeth as American Walmart shoppers?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

How about fatties in yoga pants?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (E+05M)

307 Somebody is observant!

If you guys are looking closely enough at those naked males to tell whether they are Observant or not, the problem is not with the painter, just saying.

"No tree -- would not hang" has morphed into
"There's a tree hanging right there!"

Under the "what have the Romans done" rubric, you could ask anyone from Ostia or other points downstream from the Greatest City Evah. The celebrated sewers were storm drains to replace creeks, no more. They flushed so much of their shit right down the Tiber that they silted up their own port and it became unusable for the grain ships. Some fricking master race you've got there, padre.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 10:35 AM (jYCXf)

308 BBC discovers the combustibility of trees:

"Why trees are being stolen for firewood"

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 10:35 AM (MvF+J)

309 Nekkid people bottom right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:35 AM (y/a4v)

310 @273

>>Can you get Lamb Vindaloo at that new deli down at the corner?

That was a layup dunk, well played.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:35 AM (xlag0)

311 Col. Brus Vidal, director of public affairs for Air Force Global Strike Command told Your News Leader Wednesday the firings were due to “a non-compliant vehicle and equipment safety inspection.”

“We have deliberate and disciplined inspection protocols and we expect 100% compliance. Anything less than 100% compliance is unacceptable. It’s that important to us,” said Vidal.

Vidal said the dismissals were based on one inspection, however, he said the issue of non-compliance had existed for a while.
https://tinyurl.com/bdfv92kc

Posted by: old chick at March 03, 2023 10:35 AM (sOete)

312 Tandori Chicken, Paneer and Vindaloo slices are on offer.

Pretty good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:28 AM (xlag0)

Tandoori Chicken Pizza sounds delish.

Even just thrown on a regular, oh say, Margarita Pizza.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:36 AM (L1tQx)

313 Don't drink the water...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2023 10:36 AM (R/m4+)

314 This guy took his son to a football recruitment visit at UC Berkeley and a man set himself on fire. One dude tried to put it out by throwing a bike.

.. I looked up that story on Bing.
It returned interesting results. Besides two links to the story, then next line was for 2019. Has UC Berkeley been actively keeping it's head down ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

315 These sari and sarong puns need toga away.
-----------
Yeah, or someone will end up kilt.
Posted by: andycanuck

*******

All right folks. That's a wrap!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 03, 2023 10:37 AM (ykeLU)

316 Stay away from gas-station vindaloo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:37 AM (6uZ0Z)

317 How about fatties in yoga pants?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 10:34 AM (E+05M)

They exist, but not in droves. Yoga pants not warm enough in Winter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:38 AM (tkR6S)

318 Chi Sun-Times:

"The Chicago Teachers Union is now hoping to help homegrown candidate Brandon Johnson win the runoff to be Chicago’s mayor."

Now we know who NOT to vote for.

Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM (MvF+J)

319 All right folks. That's a wrap!
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Muldoon's capers continue.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM (Vwz3I)

320 Don't skirt the issue.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM (LPCDR)

321 This Indian woman in a sari doesn't have a mustache...

https://is.gd/Dle6DS
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM

Oh, my...

Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM (Wnv9h)

322 Sizemore, Carter, Feinstein, Fetterman.

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:33 AM (gmo/4)

Worst Super Group Formed in the Wake of CSN&Y Evah!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 03, 2023 10:40 AM (L1tQx)

323 Chi Sun-Times:

"The Chicago Teachers Union is now hoping to help homegrown candidate Brandon Johnson win the runoff to be Chicago’s mayor."

Now we know who NOT to vote for.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM

Let's go, Brandon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:40 AM (Wnv9h)

324 “We have deliberate and disciplined inspection protocols and we expect 100% compliance. Anything less than 100% compliance is unacceptable. It’s that important to us,” said Vidal.

Also, luggage inspections. We like luggage.

Posted by: Deputy Underoos Secretary Sam Brinton at March 03, 2023 10:40 AM (ptElO)

325 the English have employed a extremely stable form of cast stone since the 18th century for the making of garden figures and such

Coade stone, invented by a woman no less

I've had a few pieces made of the stuff and it is prominently marked, making identification pretty easy

it is highly desirable

the last pair of figures I had in Coade stone were purchase in Dallas by two English gentlemen and returned to England

Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2023 10:40 AM (us2H3)

326 Harold Ford Jr., a Democrat, represented Tennessee’s Ninth Congressional District for a decade, from 1997 to 2007 regularly appears on "the Five" on Fox.
Apparently, on Thursday he appeared remotely with a portrait of former Chairman of the People’s Republic of China and founder of the Chinese Communist Party Mao Zedong in the background.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:40 AM (RHGPo)

327 This Indian woman in a sari doesn't have a mustache...

https://is.gd/Dle6DS
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM

Oh, my...
Posted by: Mirror Universe George Takei at March 03, 2023 10:39 AM (Wnv9h)

***

Too swarthy

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 03, 2023 10:41 AM (flINI)

328 everything west of the Hudson is Dayton.

C'mon man it's bike week. Dayton Beach.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 10:41 AM (jYCXf)

329 Power just went out for the third time this morning.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 10:41 AM (6Groa)

330 Zoomed in and saw naked men frolicking?

Well, they didn't skip arm or leg day, so they've got that going for them ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (PnkSq)

331 POLICE CHASE IN BALTIMORE - Vehicle crashed, Building collapsed

4 years, Trump did nothing to fix that building.

Have to LOL at the "Move Junk" ad on the collapsed building, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (A/nOj)

332 Place in proper order who will be the soonest to shuck off this mortal coil: Fetterman, Carter, Feinstein or Tom Sizemore
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Can we have a 4 way tie?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (SUzFC)

333 They call my baby Tina, but, her real name, her real name, her real name is vindaloo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (LPCDR)

334 Sounds like someone could have used some Roman ingenuity earlier.

@zerohedge · 12h
California's Years-Long Drought Eases As Mother Nature Fills Reservoirs

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (Vwz3I)

335 Is that from the same media that's is telling everyone in the west, that the entire Russian army is down two platoons because the ukies have slaughtered them?

Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2023 10:25 AM (gmo/4)

Everything is going well in Ukraine!

Posted by: William Duranty at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (XIJ/X)

336 @318

>>Now we know who NOT to vote for.

The Chicago teachers Union has got the clout to get this done.

So it's looking like Chicago is going to trade in a repugnant, racist, female mayor for a repugnant, racist male mayor.

Well, the ballots have spoken, and now they must suffer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (xlag0)

337 Such a move would reduce concrete's carbon footprint, which accounts for up to 8% of global greenhouse gas emissions, according to the study.

That's some disinformation right there. If the concrete industry accounts for 8% of anthropogenic greenhouse gas emissions, that would be 0.08% of global greenhouse gas emissions.

Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 10:42 AM (h5TKJ)

338
Vidal said the dismissals were based on one inspection, however, he said the issue of non-compliance had existed for a while.
https://tinyurl.com/bdfv92kc
Posted by: old chick

He's right. Nuclear surety duty is a zero fault career field. In the 70s and 80s, ADA Nike batteries had spare 1SGTs and CPTs on call to jump in a chopper and replace the outgoing command staff. It's why we had so damned many 2LTs, just to keep enough junior officer in the supply train to replace the fuckups.

And i support that zero fault position to this day. Can't handle the duty, go be cannon fodder where your fuck up will only kill yourself and not tens of millions.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 03, 2023 10:43 AM (3CCua)

339 The League of Coade Gentlemen??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:43 AM (Vwz3I)

340 I live in the west bank of the Hudson. It's not Dayton, though my little city has become Brooklyn north. Overrun by NYC leftists who come here and enact the same rules that turned NYC to shut

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (lReCd)

341 Blue State Blues: Gavin Newsom Too Busy Trolling Ron DeSantis to Deal with California Blizzard

Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

.. all hat and no cattle

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

342 Power just went out for the third time this morning.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 10:41 AM (6Groa)

-----------

Biden is making plans to build a Strategic Wind & Solar Reserve as we speak! In the meantime, citizens, you will have to learn to freeze and starve with more grace and for your fellow third-world citizens abroad and at home ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (PnkSq)

343 You people seem to be chlamysing for more garment puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:45 AM (6uZ0Z)

344 This Climate Change boondoggle and its metrics reminds me of NAZI Germany's Calorie Computations and the need to thin the heard.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:45 AM (xSnmX)

345 Power just went out for the third time this morning.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at March 03, 2023 10:41 AM (6Groa)

Maybe you need to drive down to Crowsnest Pass, and flap towels at those windmills, to urge them up to speed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:45 AM (tkR6S)

346 The real victim.

Gisele Barreto Fetterman@giselefetterman
In the worst moments of our lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault.

I will keep living and fighting with love. We all need more of it. 💘💘

-
And ziplining! Don't forget ziplining!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)

347 Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

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"Piker." -- Kamala Harris, a heartbeat or aneurysm away

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:46 AM (PnkSq)

348 290 What happens when 2 million default on subprime auto loans?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at March 03, 2023 10:03 AM

That's a good question! Do we forgive car loans, or give out grants to by electric vehicles? Maybe nationalize public transportation and give everyone free bus and train passes? So many great options!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 03, 2023 10:46 AM (JCZqz)

349 It's a nice work minus the outdoor bath house shit going on.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:46 AM (y/a4v)

350 320 Don't skirt the issue.

Long enough to cover the subject.
Short enough to make it interesting.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 03, 2023 10:46 AM (DhOHl)

351 Concerning Coade stone:
Eleanor Coade, the daughter of a wool merchant, in all likelihood, knew next to nothing about making artificial stone. On the contrary, she sold linen. But towards the end of the 1760s, she had the fortune of meeting one Daniel Pincot, who was already into the business of making artificial stone but was having difficulty keeping up with the finances. Eleanor Coade had the money and Daniel Pincot had the formula, and together they opened a factory on the south side of Thames where Waterloo Station stands today and began producing an unusually high-grade material. Coade originally named her stone Lythodipyra, which was Greek for “twice-fired stone”, before rebranding it to the punchier “Coade stone.” Within two years, Eleanor Coade had fired Daniel Pincot and nothing more is known about him.

So Eleanor Coade was the financier, not the developer of Coade stone.

https://tinyurl.com/2cca52de

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:46 AM (eOEVl)

352 Power just went out for the third time this morning.
__________

Ahh, yes, yes, but it also came on twice.

And, therefore, it can be assumed that it come on a third time.

*laughs inappropriately*

Ahaa. Ehhh. Yeah.

*gesturing chaotically*

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 03, 2023 10:47 AM (lf83v)

353 Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

.. all hat and no cattle
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (RHGPo)

All axle grease and no hair.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 03, 2023 10:47 AM (AiZBA)

354 352 Power just went out for the third time this morning.
---------------
You live in South Africa, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:47 AM (xSnmX)

355 A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood claiming 157ft of access road is tribal. One resident says that after the lake melts, which they are driving on now to get in/out. says things are going to get spicy soon.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 10:47 AM (E+05M)

356 I live in the west bank of the Hudson. It's not Dayton, though my little city has become Brooklyn north.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (lReCd)

Hoboken? JC?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:47 AM (XIJ/X)

357 It's a nice work minus the outdoor bath house shit going on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

SHIT ?

Posted by: JT at March 03, 2023 10:48 AM (T4tVD)

358 Something for the 'ettes'? Now I've seen some men in my days but.... Never mind. The artist seemed to do a lovely job capturing (very) still life but whole bodies in movement, not so good.

And (in part) from History of Art, "In 1819, Gericault attracted controversy with his decision to visit local morgues, and bring severed arms and heads back to his Paris studio to enable anatomically accurate representations. Drowned men were peculiarly topical to his efforts to convey the tragedy of the Medusa ship raft..." He also painted portraits of the insane & troubled for a psychiatrist, guillotined heads, the poor and tragic life in the streets and more.

Was Théodore Gericault's reputation & livelihood built on sensationalism? IDK & need to read comments from the knowledgeable & more, but it seems possible. That and an air of serial killer, less so compassionate artist, to me.

If the painting is in Philly, I'd go to see it but would pass in hanging. Very interesting artist. Thanks.

Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 10:48 AM (GshMh)

359 353 Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

like I give a fuck what they want

Posted by: Gavie at March 03, 2023 10:48 AM (us2H3)

360 @311 Not "vehicle inspections" like at the DMV.
nuclear surety inspections

I can pretty much go along with that.
It's not like the catalytic converters were missing.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 10:48 AM (jYCXf)

361 The real victim.

Gisele Barreto Fetterman@giselefetterman
In the worst moments of our lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault.

I will keep living and fighting with love. We all need more of it. 💘💘

-
And ziplining! Don't forget ziplining!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:45 AM (FVME7)
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During Have Your Husband Committed Pride Month???

REALLY, Gisele???

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (PnkSq)

362 New Jersey ‘Cat Lady’ Facing Eviction Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

363 Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024
_______

Three in 10 Californians are Mexicans.

Posted by: Frito Bandito at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (lf83v)

364 It's a nice work minus the outdoor bath house shit going on.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

SHIT ?
Posted by: JT

Don't drink the water.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (y/a4v)

365 354 352 Power just went out for the third time this morning.

Did we lose a war?
This isn't America.
This isn't even Mexico!!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (DhOHl)

366 @356 Kingston NY

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (lReCd)

367 New Jersey ‘Cat Lady’ Facing Eviction Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats
Posted by: SMOD

What a pussy move.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:50 AM (y/a4v)

368 Three in 10 Californians are Mexicans.
---------------
Who were not supportive of Gay Marriage. Odd that referendums don't count given that CA voted overwhelmingly against Gay Marriage.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:50 AM (xSnmX)

369 Biden is making plans to build a Strategic Wind & Solar Reserve as we speak! In the meantime, citizens, you will have to learn to freeze and starve with more grace and for your fellow third-world citizens abroad and at home ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM

At least we're saving the planet for future generations of more deserving BIPOC people, atoning for our sin of colonizing Western culture. I feel so virtuous!

Posted by: Starving, freezing liberal serf at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (79Lc6)

370 You people seem to be chlamysing for more garment puns.
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So there's no turnbacks now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (Vwz3I)

371 366 @356 Kingston NY
_________

Kingston is no longer the conservative IBM town it once was.

It now has rent control, safe rooms for heroin shooters and Maurice Hinchey's cursed spawn.

Posted by: Frito Bandito at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (lf83v)

372 367 New Jersey ‘Cat Lady’ Facing Eviction Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats
Posted by: SMOD
-----------------
She just needed space to go all splody.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (xSnmX)

373 New Jersey ‘Cat Lady’ Facing Eviction Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (RHGPo)

Look!
Its raining pu...
No. I just can't.
It's too easy.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (anj39)

374 354 352 Power just went out for the third time this morning.

you have power ??

Posted by: GOP senate at March 03, 2023 10:51 AM (us2H3)

375 Kingston NY

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (lReCd)

Ah...didn't know it was being infiltrated. That sucks.

I was up there several years ago to check out a brew pub. The beer was good, and so was the food. Don't remember the name though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2023 10:52 AM (XIJ/X)

376 Kitty Kaboom.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 10:52 AM (lf83v)

377 That cat lady littered the area with debris.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:52 AM (6uZ0Z)

378 Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024
_______

Yet they'll overwhelmingly vote for him for governor over and over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

379 Hope the cops have plenty of cat litter.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (xSnmX)

380 Did we lose a war?
This isn't America.
This isn't even Mexico!!
Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 03, 2023 10:49 AM (DhOHl)

I'm afraid we're losing our war against the state.

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (Zzbjj)

381 Easter is coming, folks!

Posted by: Peeps at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

382 "In 1819, Gericault attracted controversy with his decision to visit local morgues, and bring severed arms and heads back to his Paris studio to enable anatomically accurate representations ..."

-----------

Michelangelo did the same three hundred years earlier.

[Was surprised to see from his birth & death dates that Michelangelo lived to be nearly 89. Second look at a Mediterranean Diet?]

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (PnkSq)

383 It's pussy galore in Jersey!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (E+05M)

384 381 Easter is coming, folks!
Posted by: Peeps at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

You peeps are gross

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (Zzbjj)

385 Yet they'll overwhelmingly vote for him for governor over and over.

What makes you think the ballot boxes in Calif. are secure?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (TXFi7)

386 Cats fragged in NJ by psycho!

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (0G42s)

387 Sarong, sarong blue
Every Hindu has one
Sarong, sarong blue
Every Gandhi grows one
Posted by: neil diamond at March 03, 2023 10:24 AM (Vwz3I)

Not your best. Rhyme scheme seems forced.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (qyH+l)

388 Because of course she is.

Disgraced RINO Liz Cheney to teach at UVa after losing Congressional seat.

https://tinyurl.com/ypvrx6cu

Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (eOEVl)

389 Peeps…yech…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (6uZ0Z)

390 >>New Jersey ‘Cat Lady’ Facing Eviction Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats

Toxoplasmosis is a beyotch!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (mqu1M)

391 @371 yup, Hincheys spawn is our state senator, our state assemblywoman is a democratic socialist and our congressman who went to West point is as prog as you can get. Oddly his whole family are Republicans.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (lReCd)

392 Cats fragged in NJ by psycho!
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (0G42s)

A catastrophe, to be sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (tkR6S)

393 Because of course she is.

Disgraced RINO Liz Cheney to teach at UVa after losing Congressional seat.

https://tinyurl.com/ypvrx6cu
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (eOEVl)

She's going to teach POLITICS. Something she's incredibly bad at.

LMAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

394 I hope there is no paws in the clean up effort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (y/a4v)

395 Cats Scratched Fever.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (lf83v)

396 Circus Peanuts are better than Peeps and they taste like glue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Y5qcH)

397
A catastrophe, to be sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (tkR6S)

Mass hysteria hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

398 >>Disgraced RINO Liz Cheney to teach at UVa after losing Congressional seat.

Huh. And here I thought she would go "home" to Wyoming after leaving Congress. . . .

/sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (mqu1M)

399 Hope the cops have plenty of cat litter.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM

Depends how big the blast was.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (Wnv9h)

400 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (xSnmX)

401 So why does ancient Roman concrete last over two thousand years, but our concrete doesn't even last a century?

Check out the weight limits on Roman semis.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (jYCXf)

402 A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood claiming 157ft of access road is tribal. One resident says that after the lake melts, which they are driving on now to get in/out. says things are going to get spicy soon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

They should circle the wagons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)

403 Easter is coming, folks!

Posted by: Peeps at March 03, 2023 10:53 AM (a3Q+t)

---------

Biden will sign an Executive Order cancelling Easter in order to punish fascist egg producers & sellers who are raising prices to make him look bad and make obscene profits, but mostly to make obscene profits.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (PnkSq)

404 She's going to teach POLITICS. Something she's incredibly bad at.

LMAO.
Posted by: Sponge

Students who fail her class are by definition better Americans than their instructor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (SUzFC)

405 Blue State Blues: Gavin Newsom Too Busy Trolling Ron DeSantis to Deal with California Blizzard

Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

.. all hat and no cattle
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 10:44 AM (RH

In Newsomes case, it’s more of a beanie.

Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Ed8Zd)

406 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (xSnmX)

Moderately disgusting marshmallow candies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

407 Circus Peanuts are better than Peeps and they taste like glue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Y5qcH)

Aren't they made of the same ..."stuff"?

Posted by: BignJames at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (AwYPR)

408 In the worst moments of our lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault.

Ah, yes, denial of accountability and responsibility makes you stronger.

Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (h5TKJ)

409 Blows Herself Up in House Full of Cats

Catastrophe!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (LPCDR)

410 Our politicians don't seem to give a damn about our eroding freedoms. Yesterday, one of Mike Lee's greatest concerns seemed to be the idea that "almond milk", may no longer be allowed to be called "milk". What stupid fucking priorities. Yeah, language is important, no it's not as important as things like the UK leadership knowing that covid was not the black death, and calling around asking for "more cases" so that they could push their lockdown and vax agenda? Almond milk?

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Zzbjj)

411 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.
Posted by: Puddinhead

Fucking disgusting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (y/a4v)

412
Students who fail her class are by definition better Americans than their instructor.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (SUzFC)

Fact.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

413 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (xSnmX)

Do not put them in the microwave.
Trust me on this.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (anj39)

414 400 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (xSnmX)

Those little marshmallow birds coated in sugar.

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Qeh/2)

415 393 She's going to teach POLITICS. Something she's incredibly bad at.

LMAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

To be fair, the entire establishment is actually terrible at politics. They cannot appeal to their own voters at all.

And they hold all of the political power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

416 279 Alright, which one of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/2jpkzx3x
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (Y5qcH)
========================
I love Texas.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (gd9nb)

417 In "The Agony and the Ecstacy" Stone has a story about a Monastery that allowed Michaelangelo access to bodies.

It is thought that Da Vinci also had access.

This was when it was a crime to desecrate a body.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (TXFi7)

418 Depends how big the blast was.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (Wnv9h)

Seriously, I hope that the cats killed by the blast were killed outright, and not maimed and burned in large numbers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 10:58 AM (tkR6S)

419 408 In the worst moments of our lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault.

Ah, yes, denial of accountability and responsibility makes you stronger.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (h5TKJ)

=========

Never grow. You're perfect the first time you scream at your parents.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at March 03, 2023 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

420 @375 Keegan Ales. Good beer. Owner died of massive mi while riding his motorcycle about a year and a half ago. Ulster county always had it's leftist areas, like Woodstock and New Paltz, but the other towns were conservative and Kingston NY was it's own little center right world.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2023 10:58 AM (lReCd)

421 A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood

How?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 03, 2023 10:58 AM (a3Q+t)

422 400 I'm not sure WTF Peeps are.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (xSnmX)

Those bright yellow chicken shaped marshmallow "candies" that appear around Easter

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (Zzbjj)

423 A 'Wide Range of Elected Officials, Labor Leaders and Community Advocates Applaud President Joe Biden’s Nomination of Julie Su for Secretary of Labor'

She also speaks mandarin. Yay!!! But no word where some training funds went under the Department of Labor's watchful eye & Marty's moving on.

Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (GshMh)

424 >>Poll: 7 in 10 California Voters Don’t Want Gavin Newsom to Run for President in 2024

"voters" lol, like they get to decide.
what % of the state is illegals, homeless/transients?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (mqu1M)

425 Disgraced RINO Liz Cheney to teach at UVa after losing Congressional seat.

https://tinyurl.com/ypvrx6cu
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (eOEVl)

She's going to teach POLITICS.

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How to lose an election in one simple term!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (FVME7)

426 402 A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood ... things are going to get spicy soon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

They should circle the wagons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM

Quick! Give them the "special" blankets before it starts warming up!!!

Posted by: Colonizer Myth at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

427 "It's Never My Fault" is one of the most loathsome qualities for a person to have.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (c6ZL1)

428 Fried pussy cat > incinerated pussy cat

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (y/a4v)

429 Recently I keep hearing that Trump sicced the IRS on Comey and McCabe. Sounds about as real as the fuckall that MTG is, right now, spouting about what they're gonna do.

I don't want these people fired, I want them arrested, tried and imprisoned/executed (knowing that we must wait as Garland ain't doing it).

Uh, right after the 24 election is again stolen, so what's Fetterman's sock have to say? -- yeah

Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 10:59 AM (3byMq)

430 Liz Cheney Curriculum on "How to Get Elected In Politics."

Class 1: Have a father who was a U.S. Congressman, Secretary of Defense, Presidential Chief of Staff and Vice President of the United States.

Class 2: Final Exam covering Class 1.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 03, 2023 11:00 AM (lf83v)

431 Kitty litter.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at March 03, 2023 11:00 AM (Vwz3I)

432 They should circle the wagons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)

Circle them around the local liquor store, and deny access to the Indians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2023 11:00 AM (tkR6S)

433 Almond milk?

Posted by: CN at March 03, 2023 10:57 AM (Zzbjj)

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Out: Broken Windows Theory.
In: Spilled Milk Theory?

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at March 03, 2023 11:00 AM (PnkSq)

434 425 Disgraced RINO Liz Cheney to teach at UVa after losing Congressional seat.

https://tinyurl.com/ypvrx6cu
Posted by: Archimedes at March 03, 2023 10:54 AM (eOEVl)

She's going to teach POLITICS.
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So how do you teach students how to be born to Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 03, 2023 11:01 AM (xSnmX)

435 Alright, which one of you did this?

https://tinyurl.com/2jpkzx3x
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 03, 2023 10:29 AM (Y5qcH)
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Just read that.

That's high comedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

436 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

437 197 Alex Murdaugh gets consecutive Life sentences.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 03, 2023 10:06 AM (NpAcC)

Stop wasting everyone's time and money and put the bitch to sleep.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 03, 2023 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

He may as well just plead to all of the financial cries he's accused of. He has seen his last sunrise as a free man.

Posted by: Fox 2! at March 03, 2023 11:02 AM (qyH+l)

438 OMG I should just stay in my bunker. I wandered over to the Daily Mail to read the story about what Secret Service agents really think of Jimmy Carter. (sidebar link). While there the Daily Mail's sidebar showed a picture of Lizzo in some sort of "body suit" . I had no idea what people where talking about when the talked about "Lizzo". Now I do. For the love of all that is good SMOD hit us now.

Posted by: civilization is in a flat spin at March 03, 2023 11:02 AM (j76DK)

439 Re: the sidebar SS complaints about Jimmah. A friend of mine was on the protection detail in that WH and his dislike of President Carter is exceeded only by his dislike of Al-Gore.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2023 11:03 AM (gd9nb)

440 Let's all go to the lobby to see the toe fungus ad, Woo, lahd!

Posted by: micky at March 03, 2023 11:04 AM (3byMq)

441 >>426 402 A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood ... things are going to get spicy soon.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

They should circle the wagons.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 03, 2023 10:56 AM

Quick! Give them the "special" blankets before it starts warming up!!!
Posted by: Colonizer Myth

The tribe wants $20M in wampum to open the road again. Residents basically told them to fuck off.

Also, the local PD is on the injuns side. So let's support the blue right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 03, 2023 11:06 AM (E+05M)

442 Gisele Barreto Fetterman@giselefetterman
In the worst moments of our lives, women are told it's their fault. In case you need to hear it today: It's. Not. Your. Fault.

Gisele's purpose appears to be representing the spread of Latin America's radical feminism. (The green scarfs)

Posted by: Lola at March 03, 2023 11:06 AM (GshMh)

443 "A tribe of feather injuns in WI are blocking 65 residents from entering or leaving their neighborhood"

Yep.

After all, this shakedown worked for BLM.

Anything taxpayers subsidize, they get more of it. That especially describes government behemoths.

Posted by: Ju at March 03, 2023 12:38 PM (aTmM/)

444 Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi told an assembly of top diplomats from the member countries of the G20 on Thursday that “global governance has failed” in its missions of preventing future wars and getting countries to cooperate on joint challenges.

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2023 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

445 There's a big old storm coming lets all go home and tell scary stories around the Fireplace

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 03, 2023 05:18 PM (wGqjj)

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