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Saturday Morning Coffee Break (Filled Donut Edition) & Prayer Revival
How are you going to wash down those yummy donuts?
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com. Prayer
requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update.
Prayer Requests:
1/18 – Teresa in Fort Worth needs prayers for help with a decision. Her daughter, Rebecca, is having hip
replacement surgery in a few hours. They are worried they are doing the wrong thing. Her hips have
been causing pain for many years. It turns out her pelvic bones didn’t develop properly (she has Down
syndrome) and her hips are grinding bone on bone. Because of her small stature, there is only 1
appliance on the market, and it may be too big for her. If it doesn’t work, they may need to cut off the
top of the bone. Intellectually, they have explored every option, but the Mom side of her is worried that
they are making the wrong decision.
1/24 Update – Rebecca’s new hip joint dislocated. She is on more pain meds. They are trying to
stabilize the hip and see if it will heal. They have a Plan B if that fails. Lots of prayers needed here, for
both Rebecca and her family.
1/30 Update – They are doing another surgery, to replace the ball joint part with a larger and longer
piece. Prayers still needed.
2/13 Update – Rebecca is home! Now they can focus on her healing.
1/28 – Hrorthgar asked for prayers for his son. He had chest pains, that turned out to be (non-clot shot)
blood clots in his lungs, which are much more treatable than a heart attack. Any spare prayers for full
and quick recovery for Keith would be much appreciated.
1/28 – Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon asked for prayers for a good friend, who recently
found out her husband had been cheating on her throughout their marriage. Through marital and
spiritual counseling, they had decided to persevere, which included basically telling everyone (to avoid
the cycle of shame) and putting their faith in God to help them repair their relationship and strengthen
their family. It takes a log of personal and spiritual strength to not just walk away nowadays.
1/28 - Tonypete asks for prayers for his daughter. She continues to make very poor life choices and now
finds herself living in a hovel with bottom of the barrel roommates (like herself) and two actual pigs. The
place is filthy and should be condemned. She has been blessed with all she needs to live a happy, fruitful
life and yet rejects it all.
2/13 Update – Continued prayers are requested. They took a road trip and visited their daughter for a
few days. She has adopted as family a wildly dysfunctional girlfriend and her parents which only adds to
the already crushing burdens of her own. Tonypete fears she will be lost forever if she doesn’t begin to
use the skills and values they tried to teach her.
1/28 – mindful webworker sends a few requests: Daughter may be pregnant, after 2 miscarriages. She is
married to a great guy, and they would be good parents. MiladyJo has been hobbled with leg-foot pain.
Local sonM is a good guy who could have better, healthier habits. Remote sonC is still estranged. He will
not reply to them and they haven’t been allowed to see their two grandbabies for over a year. Prayers for the Spirit of Truth to get through the barriers of pride and anger. Prayers for family, community
(online and off), nation, and world.
1/31 – Grannysaurus Rex asked for prayers for her beloved young grandson, who is struggling with
anxiety, depression, and suicidal ideation. Pray that he continues to put his faith in God as his
foundation to sustain him. Prayers also for his mental health professions to help him resolve these
issues.
2/4 – Stephan requests prayers that our God-awful nation will get back on the right track.
2/4 – Sal requests prayers for her younger brother who was diagnosed with ALS. He was holding steady
and enrolled in a research program, but is losing ground more rapidly now. Prayers for him and his
family would be most appreciated.
2/6 – FenelonSpoke asked for prayers for her church’s beloved and elderly organist, Jessie, who fell at a
church luncheon and has a pelvic fracture. Thanks so much.
2/11 Update – Jessie also broke her elbow, so she will miss playing at church.
2/7 – Annie’s Stew requests prayers for her step-grandson, age 17, who is experiencing life similar to
Grannysaurus Rex’ grandson: anxiety, depression, thoughts of suicide. Prayers for strengthened faith in
God and purpose in life are appreciated.
2/9 – Jane D’Oh’s husband is still undergoing therapy as an outpatient. A couple of days ago they found
out that he is paralyzed from the knee down on his left leg, so they have a neurologist appointment next
Friday to try and determine the cause. In the meantime, Jane and family remain utterly grateful for all
the prayers. After her husband was released from the hospital, they were told that he had been the
most critically ill patient in the place and that it was a miracle he survived. The prayers helped
tremendously.
2/9 – Russkiltlover asked for prayers for a co-worker who had a massive heart attack at work, and is on
life-support. The co-worker was 28. He was a super sweet guy, great construction manager, and fun to
work with.
2/14 – Kam Fong as Chin Ho asked for prayers for his co-worker and wife, as their 15-year-old son was
killed in an accidental shooting.
2/18 – Jewells45 gave an update on her cancer. The CT scan showed no new growth, so that was
fantastic news. There are ups and downs, be she is feeling better.
2/18 – Intruderdriver asked for prayers for Steve, a retired Marine aviator and airline pilot, who was
hospitalized with a cancer that had metastasized into his bones, brain, and lungs.
2/20 – Iron Mike Golf asked for prayers as he underwent a shoulder replacement. 2/21 – Palerider at AoS requested prayers for her co-worker, William. He has battled brain cancer
before. It came back this fall, and he did a round of intense treatment at Mayo. He is now having vision
issues making it difficult for him to do his work on the computer. She requests prayers that the vision
issues resolve quickly and his cancer is put back into remission.
2/21 PB has for prayers, as his family has been having an interesting time lately. His dear wife was in the
hospital over Christmas and New Year’s. She has lost her hearing and may need implants. She can walk
now with a walker, which is a huge improvement over the last month. Additionally, their youngest son
had ACL surgery in late Dec.
2/24 – Legally Sufficient asked for the Horde’s prayers as she undergoes total knee replacement surgery
on 2/27. She asks for strength and continued faith. She also asked for prayers for her husband, and asks
that God would provide him with strength and patience as he helps nurse her through this.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the
prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in
a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with
the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it
to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an
update. Romans 8:26-27
26 In the same way, the Spirit helps us in our weakness. We do not know what we ought to pray for, but
the Spirit himself intercedes for us through wordless groans. 27 And he who searches our hearts knows
the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God’s people in accordance with the will of God.
Long-time commenter westminsterdogshow (Diane Russell) has passed away. RIPThe Fabulous & I met Diane at the Texas MoMe in October 2022. What a wonderful person. Our hearts go out to her family. This is simply another reminder that no one knows how much time they have here on earth. Take the opportunity to go to any MoMe you have a chance to. You will not be disappointed.
2) Be kind and/or tolerate one another.
3) Although running with sharp objects is frowned upon, we are not the boss of you.
4) Enjoy the weekend. Yes, Enjoy!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:03 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:04 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:04 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:04 AM (hOUT3)
I'll fight you Doc.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:04 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:05 AM (BRHaw)
Prayers up for those that have asked for them;
Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked for them; and
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:05 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:05 AM (OtsZp)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 09:06 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:05 AM (BRHaw)
Never heard of 'em.
But i bet they are good. I love donuts. My waist line, not so much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:06 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:06 AM (hOUT3)
Regarding the sidebar...
For what it's worth, I believe the maker of Star Trek are owed nothing, and should be left to wallow in their failure to understand their market.
F'rinstance...If an ice cream maker had been trying to sell you ice cream that was 99.9% dog shit, you would naturally refuse to buy it.
But, if they reduced the amount of dog shit in their ice cream to 15%, would you then start buying it again, yap online about how delicious it was now and they were back, baby!
No, you would not.
Same same.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2023 09:06 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (FXPgb)
Krispy Kreme > Dunkin Donuts
More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Snow plows at 20 paces!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:06 AM (hOUT3)
You're on!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (aA3+G)
Calls to the judges for a ruling: What is the proper name for a cream-filled donut (the long ones)? I've heard; Long Johns, Bismarck, Cream sticks - I sure there are others. It is a regional thing?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (Angsy)
You.
Over in the corner for a time out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:09 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 09:09 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (aA3+G)
1. We're gonna need a videographer to capture this epic duel;
2. I'm gonna need a bigger snowplow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (KLPy8)
Coffee is gone
Biscuits are too
Come tile my bathroom
$200 for you
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:08 AM (iayUP)
That's just fd up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:07 AM (aA3+G)
1. We're gonna need a videographer to capture this epic duel;
2. I'm gonna need a bigger snowplow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (hOUT3)
Don't ask the Dream Team. They keep bitchin' they don't have thumbs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (V13WU)
youtube.com/watch?v=4htxvca-2cs
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (MvF+J)
I love you guys.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:12 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:12 AM (iayUP)
I sent Mr WDS a short note yesterday. Glad you are keeping in touch with him. If there is anything I can do - or us as her Horde family - just say the word.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:12 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian "
How about $250?
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:12 AM (iayUP)
Continuous Zappa track in the background?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:13 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2023 09:13 AM (88xKn)
But, I will eats me some Apple Fritters.
Posted by: naturalfake
Cream-filled is ok, but not custard, nor jelly.
Really, my favorite is a plain glazed. I'm a simple kind of girl.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:13 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:11 AM (aA3+G)
Doggie cams for the win!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:14 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 25, 2023 09:14 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 25, 2023 09:14 AM (WAsJj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 25, 2023 09:15 AM (VohFI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian "
You're on! See you at 10?
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:15 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:14 AM (hOUT3)
That would be a hoot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:15 AM (aA3+G)
I love you guys.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Thank you for that A.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:16 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian "
You're on! See you at 10?
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:15 AM (iayUP)
If I wasn't 1500 miles away, I would.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:16 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:14 AM (hOUT3)
That would be a hoot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:15 AM (aA3+G)
We'd need a videographer for the Dream Team antics! We could go global with this...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:16 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Raised or cake donuts?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:17 AM (qoGsy)
My youngest daughter has been in a very dark place for several years. Between the lockdown, trans-craziness and the general state of the world, she was alienated from us and from God. However, a few months ago that started to change. Over the summer she decided to receive the Anointing of the Sick to help heal a foot injury and while with the priest, also did Reconciliation. She went to Mass with us at Christmas and received the Eucharist.
She doesn't go on weekends because she's still a lazy teenager, but on Ash Wednesday she agreed to go with me on the condition that she not have to take the ashes, which she finds icky. However, when the time came, she changed her mind and subsequently also participated in Communion. All of that was wonderful, but there's more.
Her struggle (and other drama) has undermined my wife's faith. She was a mighty prayer warrior, saying rosaries daily, but now she only grudgingly goes to Mass on holidays. She refused to get ashes. (con't)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:17 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:17 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian"
Well, you'll be there in spirit. Thanks for the support.
*pulls out Grand Wazoo CD*
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:17 AM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:18 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:18 AM (OtsZp)
6. Prayers up for those that know they need them but have not asked for them; and
Prayers up for those that need them but don’t know it yet!
Yes, indeed, prayers for all. Also, so sorry to learn of the passing of WMDS. Never met her but, just from her engagement on AoS, I'm sure she was a lovely person. Condolences to family & friends.
Posted by: Lola at February 25, 2023 09:18 AM (GshMh)
I love you guys.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
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Amen to that, {{{Dash}}}
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:18 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: fd at February 25, 2023 09:17 AM (iayUP)
That's a great choice!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:19 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2023 09:19 AM (WoIMU)
When we got home, she approached my wife and asked if she could give her ashes, and my wife agreed.
So there she was, a former God-hating trans-kid applying the cross to her mother on Ash Wednesday! God be praised!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:19 AM (llXky)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (VohFI)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (cupoy)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (OX9vb)
In Christ's Holy name,
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (0G42s)
But, I will eats me some Apple Fritters.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 25, 2023 09:10 AM (KLPy
Send the ones you don't want my way...thank you.
***
Sorry to see such a long prayer list. May the Lord hear our prayers...
***
And yes, get thee to a MoMe. You won't be disappointed in any way, shape, or form.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (CCSxw)
A couple of weeks ago at Sam's Club I bought a can of coffee SO BIG that I may never actually get to the bottom. I don't think there even is a bottom. This is Forever Coffee.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (hOUT3)
So there she was, a former God-hating trans-kid applying the cross to her mother on Ash Wednesday! God be praised!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
This brings great happiness to my black heart! How wonderful. Praise God indeed.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:23 AM (qoGsy)
Very touching story. Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2023 09:23 AM (nmLzz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:19 AM (llXky)
Yes, what a wonderful and blessed event!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:23 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (cupoy)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Lt. Col Alexander Vindman at February 25, 2023 09:24 AM (PiwSw)
New thread with donuts.
Posted by: The Wire Coat Hanger in Your Closet at February 25, 2023 09:24 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (7ZQe3)
They got defunded. Now there's more doughnuts for the rest of us.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:24 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:25 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:25 AM (OtsZp)
In Christ's Holy name,
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 09:21 AM (0G42s)
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Amen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Emmie
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I wish I could be at that gathering. I will be there in spirit for sure.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (llXky)
New thread with donuts.
Posted by: The Wire Coat Hanger in Your Closet at February 25, 2023 09:24 AM (enJYY)
Threaded donuts???
Would that be a Glazed Twist
or
A Cinnamon Twist
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (CCSxw)
And A.H. Lloyd - that's good news about the kiddo.
Posted by: PabloD at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (YpOoL)
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (1Yy3c)
I am picturing an oil drum
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (BRHaw)
The passing of WDS hit me hard. She was such a joy. My last memory of her was at the Texas MoMe in 2021 and we were sitting at a table and downing a few drinks and laughing in the sunshine at some funny story she was telling. I'll miss her so much.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (wagHN)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (aBJcM)
Smash & I are in Cumbus, MS today for a Tang Soo Do all ranks clinic. Good to see friends from around our region's dojangs again.
Y'all have a great day.
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (fgIUk)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (88xKn)
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Correct, but I always like to go. The ashes came in a little wax paper packet, and part of the reason may have been an inbound ice storm that caused schools to close and businesses to close early.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (llXky)
Posted by: dantesed
Our parish has a rather large number of sick and shut-in parishioners. Father Michael packed up some of the ashes for others to distribute.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (wagHN)
She had so many stories! And it was so much fun to share her joy with them.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (OX9vb)
I wish I could be at that gathering. I will be there in spirit for sure.
Same. Nurse reached out to me about it but I have chemo that day.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (wagHN)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (V13WU)
Camping beignets are just canned biscuits cut into quarters. People will eat them right out of the oil!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw)
Cumbus = Columbus
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 25, 2023 09:30 AM (fgIUk)
A couple of weeks ago at Sam's Club I bought a can of coffee SO BIG that I may never actually get to the bottom. I don't think there even is a bottom. This is Forever Coffee.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:22 AM (1Yy3c)
I call BULL SHIT
There is no such a thing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:31 AM (aA3+G)
It's not the same without the coffee, served by a skinny waiter in a white apron.
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 09:31 AM (0G42s)
Anyone claiming Star Trek or anything else being churned out by the American corporate sector is "good" is either paid off, or straight-up stupid AF. It's uniformly bowdlerized, sterilized pablum nobody can relate to.
The entertainment biz is just going through the motions, pushing out product that enjoys an audience only because their oligarchy ensures no mainstream competition in terms of quality. And it's *still* a shrinking audience. These people could fuck up a wet dream, because they're creatively bankrupt corporate-state robots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2023 09:31 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:26 AM (aBJcM)
I know WDS is special to you.
Mr. WDS is collecting photos for the memorial. If anyone has photos to share and has my cell number, please feel free to send them my way and I will forward them.
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:32 AM (OtsZp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:29 AM (BRHaw)
ok, what are "camping beignets" ?
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:32 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ziba at February 25, 2023 09:32 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2023 09:27 AM (88xKn)
Perhaps a miracle that they were available when much needed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Weasel at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (WoIMU)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2023 09:31 AM (oINRc)
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We have how many more people than in the 80s and yet "hit" shows have audiences that wouldn't have cracked the top 100 back then. It's not the fragmentation or streaming, it's that they produce GARBAGE. Top Gun Maverick proved that.
Make a non-sucking film that doesn't insult the audience and you can print your own money.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (OtsZp)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:34 AM (OX9vb)
Vic took a powder again. He's usually a fixture on weekends.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 25, 2023 09:35 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:32 AM (V13WU)
canned biscuits
cut into quarters
if double thick break quarter in half
into hot grease heated over grill
onto paper plate of powered sugar
TA DA
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:35 AM (BRHaw)
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Spoken like a Klingon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (OtsZp)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (V13WU)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
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Exactly! When Father Gordon made the announcement, my daughter got really excited. I think that convinced her to also receive ashes and fully participate. So many little things that can bring us joy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (llXky)
We know of 3 to date so I am going with 25.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)
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Posted by: Jaimo at February 25, 2023 09:38 AM (NXGjq)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I am so very happy for you and your family!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:38 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 09:39 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (FVME7)
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Cue Jonah Goldberg's one retarded joke about Klingon and water buffalo, which he almost certainly stole from someone else.
I liked TOS, used to know a ton of lore, watched the movies but at this point I'm only dimly aware that it exists. Sorry, it's not that important and was never that good.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:39 AM (llXky)
Rumor is John Fetterman saw the actual results of the election and became depressed over how few people actually voted for him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 25, 2023 09:39 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 25, 2023 09:40 AM (NXGjq)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:41 AM (OtsZp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I see they're making a Grinch Who Stole Christmas sequel. Maybe they'll call it Kwanza, M*th*rf*ck*r. That'd be DEI.
https://bit.ly/3EGvHZl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:41 AM (FVME7)
Addiction makes me angry. Last night it made me really angry. This morning he is sad, because I was angry. He's an addict because he's sad. I don't know how to resolve this.
Please pray with me that the Lord help him to dispel whatever darkness lies within him that makes him drink too much, and that he can kick tobacco. I do my best to be supportive, but sometimes it's too much for me to bear.
Thank you.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (OX9vb)
Another of our number who has gone west.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (iZEhM)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (V13WU)
https://tinyurl.com/27erujbk
Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (1Yy3c)
She and Mr WDS gave me a home away from home while Jesse was in the hospital in CO a year ago this month. My family and J's family were all far away. The hospital was 3 hours from J's and my own home.
They fed me comfort food (homemade soups etc); helped my get my Jeep fixed on short notice when the check engine light came on; hugged me about a thousand times. No half-assed side-hugs from WDS - she'd grab your neck, pull you in, squeeze you tight, and give you a big ol' kiss on the cheek. All this without any hesitation, to someone she'd met briefly at the previous TX MoMe. So they will always be beloved family to me.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:44 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 25, 2023 09:40 AM (NXGjq)
I can't recall if there have been any in the NE but I know several people in that region have gone to the NoVa MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 09:46 AM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/27erujbk
Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert
Count me in!
Posted by: B L Zebub at February 25, 2023 09:46 AM (hOUT3)
I've been there (1st marriage - NOT Jesse!)
Email in nic if you ever want to talk. This is not advice, but I found that Al-Anon helped me.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:47 AM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 25, 2023 09:47 AM (omVj0)
Dennis Prager- Happiness is Serious Problem, Human-Nature-Repair
Does he read books?
https://tinyurl.com/yjcrujca
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 09:48 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket a
NoVAMoMe is scheduled for June 10 and worth a trip!
Posted by: B L Zebub at February 25, 2023 09:48 AM (hOUT3)
If you are around, good luck with the knee replacement. My husband had TKR on both knees--NOT at the same time--in 2015 and it entirely changed our lives for the better. Your husband will indeed need strength and patience for at least the first week or so. You will need to commit to your PT; after having a good surgeon, it is the next most important thing.
FWIW, my suggestions--
1. Be sure husband has a system to manage medications. I had a written schedule and a 4x7 pillbox.
2. I don't know how tall you are, but we put risers under husband's chair and bed to make them easier to get into and out of. Also a toilet seat riser.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 25, 2023 09:49 AM (fTtFy)
Thank you.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (OX9vb)
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Even when I go into hiding, I always include the Moron Horde in my prayers. I don't talk about it much, and frankly my anti-religious upbringing makes it hard for me to say things like "I'm praying for you," but sometimes people need to know that they are not alone in spirit, even if they are physically isolated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:49 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 09:50 AM (0G42s)
Thank you.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 09:43 AM (OX9vb)
You've got it.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 25, 2023 09:50 AM (eGTCV)
Thanks for that, going to try while out camping if winter ever ends here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:50 AM (aA3+G)
(No I'm not back but I'm breaking the rules for this note)
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at February 25, 2023 09:52 AM (ZKo/6)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:53 AM (OtsZp)
The biggest thing is that the addict has to want to get clean, and often that's the hardest part.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:53 AM (llXky)
Robin Curtis was a better Lt. Saavik than Kirstie Alley.
Alley was more beautiful, for sure, but Curtis best embodied Vulcan stoicism. Contrast the scene at the end of Khan where Alley is crying as they bury Spock "at sea" versus when Curtis watches Kirk's son be murdered. I think there would have been a temptation for some kind of emotion but nope. Zero. None. Nada.
Tonight I shall be rewatching The Motion Picture.
Hot bald chicks and space vagoos here I come!
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 09:54 AM (1Yy3c)
Prayers up. If you want to you can reach out to me or the Fabulous.
It is easier to give up the liquor if you know you have hit rock bottom.
Tobacco? Well that's a different story. All I know is that I quit both.
But, if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal disease. I'll start smoking again. The drinking? No way.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 25, 2023 09:55 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 25, 2023 09:55 AM (DhOHl)
Go to a MoMe. If you're not close enough to one of the organized ones, do your own miniMoMe. But every 'ron or ette should do the pilgrimage to Corsicana at least once if you can.
Hugs and love to all y'all.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 25, 2023 09:55 AM (aBJcM)
XVIII Airborne Corps@18airbornecorps
Fort Bragg to officially change name to Fort Liberty, celebration planned for June
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In fact, Braxton Bragg was not a great general. He was known as the general who could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
He did have a good, glowering look, though.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Braxton_Bragg.jpg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 09:56 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 09:56 AM (xhxe8)
As always, the Horde is in my heart and prayers. Y'all are delightful and I love you.
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 09:57 AM (OtsZp)
He's sad because he drinks and alcohol is a depressant. He can change, if he wants to. He can stop drinking. But he has to want to do it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2023 09:57 AM (6lj/r)
Thank you.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Of course! Prayers of support for you and those of a clear path for your dear Hubby. This is a big cross to bear for both of you.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 09:58 AM (qoGsy)
Fort Bragg to officially change name to Fort Liberty, celebration planned for June
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)
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It's such a celebration that the only people going are the ones required to show up!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:58 AM (llXky)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 25, 2023 09:49 AM (fTtFy)
LS: All excellent advice from AR. For me, knee replacement was the best surgical decision I ever made.
I would emphasize the comment about committing to PT. It is a major contributing factor in recovery and it is not fun, but it is necessary.
My takeaway was Rehab, Rehab, Rehab!
The words you really want to hear from your PT therapist are "There's really nothing more we can do for you because you are capable of doing every exercise we ask of you!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:59 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 10:01 AM (llXky)
Notorious Black Panther communist Angela Davis faces calls to pay reparations after genealogy show reveals her ancestor was one of the 101 white puritans who arrived in US on the Mayflower
hahahahahaha
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:01 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2023 10:02 AM (6lj/r)
Posted by: Jaimo at February 25, 2023 09:40 AM (NXGjq)
I can't recall if there have been any in the NE but I know several people in that region have gone to the NoVa MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 09:46 AM
We had a small one in Boston in 2010.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2023 10:02 AM (Wnv9h)
Fort Bragg to officially change name to Fort Liberty, celebration planned for June
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 09:56 AM (FVME7)
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It's such a celebration that the only people going are the ones required to show up!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:58 AM (llXky)
Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:02 AM (BRHaw)
Joe Concha@JoeConchaTV
Feb. 2023: Stelter defends 2020 media coverage of Hunter Biden laptop story: 'We never labeled it 'disinformation' --- Stelter in Oct. 2020 after the Hunter laptop story broke: "We do know that this is a classic example of the right-wing media machine."
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I guess you can take the Tater out off CNN but you can't take CNN out of Tater.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:03 AM (FVME7)
Thank you.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
Prayers up!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2023 10:04 AM (Wnv9h)
My PT told me "You can negotiate w/a terrorist...not me."
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 10:04 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:06 AM (FVME7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKLEaJxMk
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2023 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)
Thanks for the mention for Diane (WDS).
She was the very first Moron that I met in real life.
Great person. I'll certainly miss her hosting CO MoMes.
RIP, Diane...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 25, 2023 10:06 AM (W+gYr)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:07 AM (0G42s)
Good morning.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 25, 2023 10:07 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Ruthless at February 25, 2023 10:08 AM (KSvTL)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:53 AM (llXky)
Exactly. And if he doesn't want to, what do I do? This is my dilemma. It's not easy to end a marriage, so I just pray and work on the day-by-day. But I expect I have a good 25-30 years left, and I don't want to spend them this way.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:09 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 25, 2023 09:36 AM (llXky)
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A life lesson to be sure. Continued prayers as your daughter navigates the teen years, which are difficult under the best of circumstances but even more so these days. May God continue to guide her.
So terribly sad to hear about WDS. May her memory be eternal.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 25, 2023 10:09 AM (V66kM)
Western omelette time. Onion, pepper, ham, cheese, mushrooms, tomato bits. Spinach for her.
I'll pass on the donuts.
As to alcohol - I know it's supposed to be a depressant but it doesn't feel that way to me. Maybe because of the cola I mix it with? Speaking of - the Chinese did some research on mice and discovered the cola drinkers had higher testosterone levels and larger testicles.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 25, 2023 10:09 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at February 25, 2023 10:10 AM (0tmoY)
Ha ha. Husband called his PT Amber Lee Ermey because she was so tough on him. But he loved her and I think she loved him, too, because he was so serious about the therapy. Lots of people aren't--and then they whine because the TKR didn't fix their problem.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 25, 2023 10:10 AM (fTtFy)
the perp woulda been indefinitely suspended
but as it is, peeps are making excuses for him cuz he's special
a Michael Brown wannabe
he will probably kill someone one day
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:10 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 09:09 AM
*channels inner Zod*
You will do this. You will do this
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2023 10:10 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:11 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:11 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: JT at February 25, 2023 10:12 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:11 AM (OX9vb)
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Not threadjacking at all! This is the prayer thread. You need prayers. Wishing you strength and guidance during this difficult time.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 25, 2023 10:13 AM (V66kM)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:13 AM (us2H3)
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Damn racist bastard!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:14 AM (FVME7)
I just can't wrap my head around this.
What happened? I feel like we should have known and been able to tell her how much she was loved.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:14 AM (Y+l9t)
What are children of the fallen, Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:15 AM (BRHaw)
still drinking
man's gotta have goals in life
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:13 AM (us2H3)
"Shut up and drink your gin !"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssXWHa6ebWM
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (V13WU)
kinda getting pissed
tired of changing te jugs on the generator
I mean, it takes like 5 minutes away from my drinking
total BS
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 25, 2023 10:09 AM (enJYY)
I can see Coca-Cola's new ad campaign now.
"Drink Coke, get bigger balls"
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (1Yy3c)
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He's kinda right. He's a corrupt, incompetent, brain damaged, anti-American, sex offending pervert either way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (FVME7)
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Damn racist bastard!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:14 AM (FVME7)
It never works with Cancel Culture. As I said earlier that once the lion kills all the rift raft critters show up!
And Tom should have won the academy for the dancing Jew scene.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:17 AM (0G42s)
Haha, good PT. I had one like that who fixed my shoulder (rotator cuff impingement). He once stuck his thumb down in the muscle under my arm without warning me--I told him he could at least have given me a bullet to bite on first.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:18 AM (OX9vb)
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He's kinda right. He's a corrupt, incompetent, brain damaged, anti-American, sex offending pervert either way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:16 AM (FVME7)
That, and he already sold them most of the information they wanted anyway.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 10:18 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:18 AM
Ouch! And people complain about us?
Posted by: Surprise anal otters at February 25, 2023 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)
I MISS glazed donuts. There are decent cake donuts that are free of gluten and other allergens. But I haven't found a good glazed fried one yet. *looks at hips* Maybe that's a good thing.
Posted by: Catherine at February 25, 2023 10:19 AM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:17 AM (0G42s)
Iron Man plays the whole movie in black face. Tom C is the Jew lawyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omgf9WuGwq8&t=12s
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:20 AM (BRHaw)
I figured an angel was saving me fro myself. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 25, 2023 10:20 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Sharon
Her son told me yesterday she died of pneumonia.
Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2023 10:22 AM (tITEI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (Ij1UG)
Scott Adams finally says the quiet part out loud.
"The best advice I can give to white people is get the hell away from Black people."
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Don Draper at February 25, 2023 10:24 AM (SXH3O)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:14 AM (Y+l9t)
you still can talk to her, she will hear you
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:24 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2023 10:25 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 25, 2023 10:20 AM (jTmQV)
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:25 AM (OX9vb)
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I'm gonna hafta see your work on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)
Scott Adams finally says the quiet part out loud.
"The best advice I can give to white people is get the hell away from Black people."
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (us2H3)
About half of blacks think that white people are the problem! It is the core theme of Anti-racism (aka the new racism). And there is nothing worse than the self-loathing whites that accept their shit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2023 10:26 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 25, 2023 10:27 AM (9/wRT)
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I'm gonna hafta see your work on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)
But not OUR fckin borders! Mitch can EABOD.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 10:27 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:28 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2023 10:28 AM (a4EWo)
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I'm gonna hafta see your work on that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:25 AM (FVME7)
But not OUR fckin borders! Mitch can EABOD.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 10:27 AM
All of the dicks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 25, 2023 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)
"The best advice I can give to white people is get the hell away from Black people."
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (us2H3)
I saw this on Deadline. There seems to be a lot of context missing from this, I mean the man is as libtarded as they come, but I'm not going to search down one of his coffee streams just to find out.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 10:28 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Ruthless at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (KSvTL)
Sounds like what a hostage would say.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (jTmQV)
I don't know the Ukrainian word for reconquista, but mcconnell probably does. Probably knows the chinee word too.
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (0G42s)
It almost appears they're afraid of dying.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (eGTCV)
"Well, he was an asshoe but he was our asshoe."
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (9/wRT)
My favorite is a plain donut, I guess the call them cake donuts now. And I preferred a plain cruller (sp?) over a donut. With black coffee. As a kid. Boston south shore, available in most small bakeries, not special donut shops.
Occasionally would have what we called a honey dip, but those struck me as too thin and foo foo.
Jelly was right out.
Posted by: From about that Time at February 25, 2023 10:30 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 10:30 AM (OtsZp)
For anyone who thinks that Whiteness is the problem, they should stay away from other races. I mean, that is actually the woke position - this is why there are "Black" student unions and graduations and all that at schools.
I think they are cribbing from George Wallace.
Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2023 10:30 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2023 10:30 AM (tITEI)
Army Secretary Says Tanks May Not Reach Ukraine This Year
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I guess transporting them by sail will take a while.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (us2H3)
I'm ashamed to say that I agree with this --for the most part.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (mR6Gs)
So it's us that need it, we need the infusion of Grace, and that's what I ask for. For all of us. Even those not asking.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 25, 2023 10:32 AM (9/wRT)
Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2023 10:30 AM (pwExq)
Sure seems that way.
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 10:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ruthless at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (KSvTL
Not unless something was important enough for her to change her mind.
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2023 10:32 AM (OtsZp)
Army Secretary Says Tanks May Not Reach Ukraine This Year
Then you will lose NATO ! You will lose your Constitution! You will Lose Your Freedom!!
Posted by: Zalenskyy at February 25, 2023 10:32 AM (mR6Gs)
"The best advice I can give to white people is get the hell away from Black people."
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:23 AM (us2H3)
Imma stay away from idiots. They come in all shapes and colors.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:14 AM (Y+l9t)
That's always the way.
It's why I try to avoid grudges and unpleasantness - admittedly I am not perfect at this. Life is too short.
Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (pwExq)
Still no snow this year
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 25, 2023 09:28 AM (wagHN)
Jewells, I remember that. Great memory.
One of many reasons I don’t like missing MoMes is that you never know who might pass in the interim.
Posted by: RI Red at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (+5YjI)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (dCxaZ)
Army Secretary Says Tanks May Not Reach Ukraine This Year
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I guess transporting them by sail will take a while.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Kinda reminds me of all those people who ask for aid in famine covered places. The people are starving! Won't you help... just a little??
So people pour in money, but somehow, someway, the food never gets to the starving. It may get to the regime that's doing the starving, but it never gets to the people. Why, it's almost like the whole operation was designed to enrich the senders and the receivers, and NOT to actually help the, you know, people.
Almost.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:35 AM (M2qSa)
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I guess transporting them by sail will take a while.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (FVME7)
Another Mayor Pete production?
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 10:35 AM (AwYPR)
figured this out 30 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED
Eh, I'm not so sure this is sound advice as it's written. Perhaps distance yourself from urban, black culture. Not to be exclusive - there are many other cultures that are broken; White libtard, satanist (mentioned upthread), hardcore Mohammedism, globalist, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 10:36 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 25, 2023 10:37 AM (jTmQV)
I am guessing in part - okay, mostly - because of the graft. Starting up a production line to run some tanks generates jobs in a lot of districts. But takes a while to make multimillion dollar 70 ton vehicles.
Posted by: blaster at February 25, 2023 10:38 AM (pwExq)
"Sure, bring the middies in," Blaine said. "There's not much to do until the cutter gets back. Come in, gentlemen. Wine, coffee, or something stronger?" Whitbread and Potter settled for sherry, although Potter would have preferred Scotch. He had been drinking it since he was eleven. -- Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. The Mote in God's Eye
(for those who haven't read the book, Potter is a young midshipman from a planet that had largely been colonized by Scots)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:38 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (dCxaZ)
I haven't had a donut in over two months, and it's sorta like any other substance abuse thing, where one is too many and ten is never enough.
The list of things I SHOULDN'T be eating ever grows.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:38 AM (M2qSa)
Feb 25:
Whew! My third “bet your oak leaf” moment has come and gone. The breach of the berm was successful and NO Iraqi Artillery landed on any of the four corridors. The dozers and anti-mine tanks encountered some mortars and small arms fire, but nothing significant. One wounded from what I hear. Missed the prep but the CG’s aide said it was life-changing. Five minutes after we started firing the sky was black with dust and smoke.
1Cav is pushing hard. 2 ACR is through and heading out. 1st Brit Tank if following with 1st Armored as well. 18th Corps out west. MSG in about the Marines encountering possible chemical mines. Our Fuchs vehicles have had numerous alarms. New PIR: Find the 52nd Ind Brigade. Will they counter-attack or was it broken down into separate battalions to fill gaps? Deputy Commander now haunts my targeting cell looking for targets for the AH-64s and the ATACMS. Report of 60 MTI in the 47th Sector has everyone looking. It was really three sets of ten vehicles about 6 miles apart. Miscommunication is going to be a bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45
At one point, she had ahold of me by the belt while earnestly telling me a story and my attention wandered. She shook me, hard!!, and said something along the lines of "I haven't finished!!" right up in my face.
We both laughed hysterically.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:31 AM (mR6Gs)
yeah you know better than to endorse this mishegas
Humans are not monolithically bad or evil. In my current situation there's no way I can leave *any* race behind, because my area is diverse, in every way. Nor do I want to seclude myself and ghettoize myself behind a gated community where only the Pale Ones abide.
Have you ever stopped to think there are African-American people, POC, whatever you want to say...let's make it easy...non-whites...who are trapped in bad neighborhoods and aren't just able to pick up and leave?
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)
I remember back when SNL was still actually funny, and would even make fun of Democrats on occasion.
There was a skit with Bill Clinton visiting a McDonalds and explaining the situation in Somalia by grabbing food off other people's trays, stuffing it in his mouth, and saying "Intercepted by warlords."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 25, 2023 10:36 AM (qoGsy)
I moved away from big cities. When I go back to visit, I remember why.
Has nothing to do with race.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:40 AM (M2qSa)
Yup, that's how I took it.
It's similar to Jack Posobiec's mantra, "Get Out of the Cities!"
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:40 AM (mR6Gs)
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Of course, he also can't recall his address.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:41 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (PyOKD)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2023 10:41 AM (0KUO3)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (PyOKD)
Starting with Scott Adams.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:42 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (CZBWZ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:34 AM (PyOKD)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2023 10:41 AM (0KUO3)
Speaking of which, I could use a little breakfast.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (135ws)
____________________
I read a report that stated the M1 tanks that "could" be sent to Ukraine would need to be sanitized of certain tech, refurbished and tweaked for their use. A job that would take contractors between 9 and 15 months to complete, for the 31 tanks, or whatever the number is.
Yet, another grifting scam.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (dCxaZ)
I know plenty of people in the situation that you describe, good hard working people. The problem is they often vote for the politicians who keep them in that situation.
Also, many have family members who are in the crime culture themselves.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (mR6Gs)
"Well, he was an asshoe but he was our asshoe."
Posted by: Tonypet
We will now
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition
The ironic thing is that we're seeing more black conservatives. That, in fact, may be the reason the black racists are cranking it up to eleven.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:44 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:42 AM (M2qSa)
That guy is trying to hard to be a predictive weather vane, and constantly clowning himself in the process. People gave him a lot of undue credit, because he seemed to have got on the Trump train at one point or other. But on closer examination, it is really just more of his same BS.
I find him slightly more tolerable than Tim Pool, only because he produces Dilbert, which was funny at one time.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:45 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (PyOKD)
Give Mrs. Flounder a smack on the kiester and tell her to rustle you something up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2023 10:45 AM (0KUO3)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)
I heard someone saying recently, if you look at who was in politics, working their way up during the 70s, 80s, and 90s, you see all the same people who are in charge now.
They never left.
I'm not sure, but I think this is fairly unique in our political history, where we've had these career politicians stay in power for decades. I mean, there have always been the types, but never this many, so concentrated in their constancy. May have something to do with why this nation has lost its moral direction.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:46 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 25, 2023 10:46 AM (Irn0L)
Like, say, more than one violent felony gets you removed from society permanently? And I mean permanently.
Wouldn't have to execute them. Just fence off one of the old nuclear test ranges in Nevada or something and dump them in there. High voltage fences, automated machine guns, nerve gas, whatever.
They want to live by the law of the jungle? Let 'em.
If you were feeling especially magnanimous, you could parachute in the occasional load of garden seeds and run in a water pipeline. If they break the pipeline, tough shit. If the baddest mofo takes over all the seeds and the water supply and turns all the others into slaves, tough shit. If they're too lazy to grow food and wind up turning cannibal, tough shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:46 AM (bW8dp)
and that's on the bastard politicians who know exactly which strings to pull to manipulate and exploit them.
*I'm sure you recall the time, not too long ago, when the predominant WASP culture in America considered those of Italian descent to be merely Black people with lighter skin. And they used some really colorful language to describe us too.*
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)
I take comfort in knowing that WDS rests in the loving arms of her Savior, and that God will comfort Mr. WDS, and the family and friends who will miss her so much. The sad news yesterday was such a shock.
I was blessed to have met WDS twice IRL when we happened to be in the same place at the same time. What a lovely and lively lady, who made you feel at home almost instantly. It's hard to believe she is gone. Mr. WDS was sweet and I know he is lost without her. WDS was a great 'ette and she truly loved the Horde. RIP sweet lady!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2023 10:47 AM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (CZBWZ)
This is solid advice at any time in history (at least have a retreat). Now, more than ever, it seems blatantly obvious.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:47 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 10:47 AM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: pawn at February 25, 2023 10:47 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Tonypete
Global warmists, Big Pervert, Hollywood perverts . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:47 AM (FVME7)
this may be happening on college campuses - to a limited extent - but not in the real world.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:48 AM (dCxaZ)
Sounds like what a hostage would say.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 25, 2023 10:29 AM (jTmQV)
The rhetoric is really getting over the top, way over the top.
The good news is , people ARE noticing this.
Yesterday, "Romney" was trending on Twitter because he tweeted out nonsense about "Ukraine's fight being our fight", and Putin is Hitler and all that and the negative response was 99-1 against him, with many pointing out that Romney's son worked for Burisma too.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:48 AM (mR6Gs)
Wait until the bell tolls on endless spending and debt.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:48 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 10:48 AM (xhxe8)
That guy is trying to hard to be a predictive weather vane, and constantly clowning himself in the process. People gave him a lot of undue credit, because he seemed to have got on the Trump train at one point or other. But on closer examination, it is really just more of his same BS.
I find him slightly more tolerable than Tim Pool, only because he produces Dilbert, which was funny at one time.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:45 AM (PyOKD)
I don't actually pay attention to him, as I believe he does most of his "work" on twitter, and I'm not a 13 year old girl. From what I do hear though, he's a troll. By that I mean, you can't believe most of what he says, because he's acting as if he's smarter than everyone else, and just says things to be provocative.
Here's provocative, Scott: F off and die.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:49 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2023 10:45 AM (0KUO3)
Way ahead of you.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:49 AM (PyOKD)
Where would they go? What would they do? Have they prepared themselves to live differently?
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 10:49 AM (0G42s)
I expect Romney's kid and Hunter Biden have shared a crack pipe and hooker or two.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Kathy at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (JklXp)
Joe Biden has been in elected office since 1973.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)
Yeah--- wops, dagos, greasball, goombahs, guineas.
Posted by: Jack Woltz at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Trog04 at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (wfZwW)
there are many escaping Philadelphia to land in my zip code. It's a racial mix, not just Caucasians. The POC get the better deal wrt this exodus though, because there is very little inventory in the bougie neighborhoods, but the blue collar neighborhoods have lots to choose from. Even the poorer neighborhoods' real estate values are bubbly though, due to the flight from the city.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:51 AM (dCxaZ)
Life is short. Don't waste a minute.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:51 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 25, 2023 10:51 AM (135ws)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (135ws)
I expect Romney's kid and Hunter Biden have shared a crack pipe and hooker or two.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (bW8dp)
Nah, I believe the Romney's are clean when it comes to that sort of thing.
They are just addicted to MONEY
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: Matt Trainor at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (YY/kZ)
It may help this discussion if we define our terms. Who do you mean exactly by "they"?
Also, refer to my @280
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (dCxaZ)
Probably not the kind I used to have.
Posted by: Hugh Hefner at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (bW8dp)
Life is short. Don't waste a minute.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:51 AM (Y+l9t)
A Bunny Party?
Sounds like fun
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at February 25, 2023 10:53 AM (mR6Gs)
...
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:43 AM (mR6Gs)
But do they? I think we've known, but haven't really acknowledged, for MOST of our elections going back decades, the percentage of votes coming out of big cities, primarily areas that are overwhelmingly black, way beyond the levels of votes cast in other areas.
Why? The best answer is, they have been cheating for decades. My experience talking with people who live in these areas is that most people are ambivalent about voting, and express no confidence in politicians of any race. The cheating is so ingrained, hopelessness has crept in, and will stay until something drastic changes. Which is hard to see happening right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:54 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: CN at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (Zzbjj)
As in, married to POC, blood related to Those Other Than Caucasian, etc. etc.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)
Eagle cam:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (135ws)
That's cool. I love raptors. We get a lot of Bald Eagles around here.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (PyOKD)
Nice big mug, holds a lot of covfeve.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (UQUAY)
“Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, went on a racist rant this week on his … online video show, and we will no longer carry his comic strip in The Plain Dealer. This is not a difficult decision.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 25, 2023 10:56 AM (xT8gx)
But do they? I think we've known, but haven't really acknowledged, for MOST of our elections going back decades, the percentage of votes coming out of big cities, primarily areas that are overwhelmingly black, way beyond the levels of votes cast in other areas.
Why? The best answer is, they have been cheating for decades. My experience talking with people who live in these areas is that most people are ambivalent about voting, and express no confidence in politicians of any race. The cheating is so ingrained, hopelessness has crept in, and will stay until something drastic changes. Which is hard to see happening right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:54 AM (M2qSa)
I agree with this, and I've pointed out in the past--especially after Newark saved Phil Murphy's ass last time---I still believe he lost, but the phantom votes got him over.
No one questions tallies that give the Dem 98% of the votes in the cities.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:56 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 25, 2023 10:57 AM (DhOHl)
>This is why he's the best there is! Think of how many times in those 50 years he has saved the world and humanity!
Trump came in and screwed it all up!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 25, 2023 10:57 AM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Kathy at February 25, 2023 10:50 AM (JklXp)
I heard recently from someone who worked in the transplant field, that livers were reserved for people who had at least six months alcohol-free.
Which was a revelation to me, and explained better why people were so angry when Mickey Mantle got one.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:57 AM (M2qSa)
my crime, schooling the fucker on the court and his friends were riding him, so out of the blue he hit me, with no provacation
and I was out on my feet and the fucker hit me again
and he did it in front of a couple of dozen lawyers at the Y
it cost him dearly, like 7 years
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 10:57 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (UQUAY)
Got the wife one that says "I bitch, therefore I am."
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
“Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, went on a racist rant this week on his … online video show, and we will no longer carry his comic strip in The Plain Dealer. This is not a difficult decision.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 25, 2023 10:56 AM (FVME7)
WHO did not know this would happen?
Expect a major walk-back from Adams
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (mR6Gs)
Brings back a sweet memory of dancing with Diane (WDS) two TxMoMeets ago. She personified joie de vivre.
And the previous year, she and BBD were in 50's sun dresses (and boots, according to BBD, but I did not look that far down) and dancing up a storm. BBD told the story of meeting ace. "One glance only at the boobs, then eye contact. He was a perfect gentleman."
At my first COMoMeet, Diane directed me to her house, where she, Nurse Ratched, Snail Racer, and Jordon 61 were just getting started. We had so much fun. Laughing until my sides hurt. Like watching Diane wake up Berserker.
All four of them gave me an exuberant group hug. It was like a supernova of caring in the darkness of deep space. I was blessed by them. A very bright and special memory.
She is gone, way too soon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (u82oZ)
Nice big mug, holds a lot of covfeve.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (UQUAY)
I picked up a couple from Sharyl Atkisson's merch that say "Do your own research. Make up your own mind. Think for yourself." to hand out.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (PyOKD)
"Wadda you mean ... you people!"
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (SJsWC)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at February 25, 2023 10:57 AM (DhOHl)
Calm down, Bill, there won't be any 14-16 year old bunnies there.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:59 AM (Y+l9t)
As in, married to POC, blood related to Those Other Than Caucasian, etc. etc.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)
That's really an unfair insult.
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:00 AM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2023 11:01 AM (jz8lK)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 25, 2023 11:01 AM (oWBc3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:01 AM (u82oZ)
* * * *
Thanks for the prayers and the tips. I've covered all the bases that you suggested. Most importantly, I am committed to the PT. My primary care physician told me to get my ROM back in 6 months, and that I would lose anything I didn't have back by that point. He saw it happen with his mother. I am so grateful for the opportunity to improve my situation. I am truly blessed!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2023 11:03 AM (hPMYc)
They are just addicted to MONEY
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 10:52 AM (mR6Gs)
I have this scene in my head, of Hunter offering the crack pipe to the Romney boy, and the Romney being all shy and reticent, first saying "no, no," waving it away, but finally saying "ok," and taking a timid puff, blowing out the smoke immediately, coughing and hacking, with Hunter laughing his arse off at him.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:03 AM (M2qSa)
oh ok, so you're allowed to unilaterally condemn an entire race because you were victimized by one of its members.
I lived in the city for 17 years, I also had encounters in which I was victimized. And I've been victimized by white men too. So, if I cut off all the Whites, and all the Blacks, what am I left with...Asians? Jews? Cool!
Because my neighbors to the left are Chinese and those to the right are Jews. Awesome. Now I know who's allowed to be my frenz.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 11:03 AM (dCxaZ)
I guess 'they' would be the crabs who had been trying to leave the bucket by educating themselves, avoiding crime, etc.
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 11:04 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 25, 2023 11:04 AM (oWBc3)
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How about aceteminophen-free? How about free of prescription drugs known to cause liver problems?
I have told this before, but I recall the nasty comments when someone died of liver disease -- and knew for a fact that she never drank anything. Same with smoking. Die of lung cancer and you must have been hiding somewhere sucking down cigarettes.
Congratulations, you are now officially part of the medical 'woke' crowd.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2023 11:04 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:04 AM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:00 AM (6pcCZ)
Where is the insult in that sentence? I don't see it. Based on some commentary here posted, I have concluded that *some* pyrsyns have forgotten that this board is frequented by a diverse population.
How is that insulting?
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 11:05 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 10:58 AM (u82oZ)
{{{Salty}}}
She is. I still can't believe it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 25, 2023 11:06 AM (0KUO3)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:00 AM (6pcCZ)
It's not really an insult, so much as it is an observation that people make when it comes to observations of race and culture here.
Some people can make them diplomatically. Others not so much, Adams included.
FTR, here is the Rasmussen Results tweet that asshat Adams stuck his foot in his mouth over.
https://tinyurl.com/ypkfbhmz
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:06 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Steve Martin at February 25, 2023 11:07 AM (DhOHl)
It's a good start.
I know of no society that has eliminated criminal behavior. We have greater knowledge today, but it is not used for good. Maybe modern Japan is close, but a dead former PM would disagree with me.
Alas, in America, one of the political parties is an enthusiastic Kleptocracy. They protect their own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2023 11:07 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 25, 2023 10:59 AM (Y+l9t)
People are sometimes hurt by others who fit into any one or more characteristic description. It's easy sometimes to fall into anger, bitterness, even hatred.
But the answer is always love. Always.
Love thy neighbor... and who is my neighbor? Anyone, everyone. Even the one that reminds you of someone else who hurt you.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:07 AM (M2qSa)
I think it's an insult when you call people racist for non racist but hard truth discussions.
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:08 AM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: From about that Time at February 25, 2023 11:09 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Comrade flounder,
Horseshoe lake down the road from me is a great place to watch the eagles . March is a good month to take the kayak out and watch the Ospreys harass the Bald Eagles
Not sure if the ice will be open enough to get the kayak out this year
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:09 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2023 11:01 AM (jz8lK)
Dennis Hopper
Posted by: JoeF. at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:08 AM (6pcCZ)
I didn't take it as an insinuation as anyone was racist so much as potentially insensitive.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2023 11:04 AM (MIKMs)
I heard that! A buddy of mine died of lung cancer a few years ago. Never smoked. He was a dork like me and when you're a dork you save your money for all your nerdy hobbies and those are expensive enough as it is. We'd joke that a drug habit would be cheaper.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: runner at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (V13WU)
Your part of the group hug was so life-affirming.
Hug someone close. Life is 100% fatal, caused by (hopefully) good sex. But what we do with our lives is on us. Time wins in the end, but we write the story every day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (u82oZ)
yes these crabs exist, in fact I'm soaking in them
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 11:11 AM (dCxaZ)
Not sure if the ice will be open enough to get the kayak out this year
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:09 AM (Ij1UG)
How big? Fishing? Public launch?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:11 AM (PyOKD)
'The power of Christ compels you.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 11:12 AM (0G42s)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:10 AM (PyOKD)
I did. When you refer to Whites Only what other insinuation are you making. Anyway I'm done with this conversation as it always leads down the same bad path.
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:12 AM (6pcCZ)
correct. Insensitive.
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 11:12 AM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (0G42s)
Oh, bullshit. When someone is breaking into your home or jacking your car - the answer is most definitely not love.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (ra9AY)
" We love because He first loved us"
1Jhn 4:16
That's a tough one for me
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (jz8lK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 09:46 AM
I organized a small one in a restaurants special room about four or five years ago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2023 11:14 AM (LzHt7)
You sound like you are right on track. One anecdote about PT. As I said husband was serious about PT and had an excellent outcome. Son's coworker--who was nearly 40 years younger than my husband and a runner prior to her surgery--wasn't. She developed scar tissue and had to have what the surgeons somewhat euphemistically call "a revision," i.e., more surgery.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 25, 2023 11:14 AM (fTtFy)
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (ra9AY)
It's possible you don't understand what love is.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
This, 100%
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (OX9vb)
I love the sight picture.
I love that there is nothing behind the Perp.
I'd love it if the perp left me alone.
I love that my visualization of this event has kept me in action, and not paralyzed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:12 AM (6pcCZ)
The insinuation that things can be discussed in a racially monolithic crowd that may be taken potentially racially insensitive in mixed race crowd if not stated diplomatically.
I don't personally care. Grow thicker skin is my perspective.
I don't like it, but it is a fact of life.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:16 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (M2qSa)
A head shot?
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 11:16 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2023 11:13 AM (jz8lK)
Apparently the answer is stir up shite, so otherwise decent people start hurling angry comments at each other, and sit back and enjoy the nastiness one has caused.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:17 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2023 11:17 AM (AmoqO)
Put HCR 54 in the search box, search under “Bill number”
Read the text of the bill that was introduced this week.
I hope they add Travis county to the bill.
Posted by: LASue at February 25, 2023 11:18 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (M2qSa)
A head shot?
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 11:16 AM (AwYPR)
Love others as you would love yourself. Value life.
Including your own.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:18 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Dodgy donuts at February 25, 2023 11:18 AM (C3uQd)
Posted by: BignJames at February 25, 2023 11:16 AM (AwYPR)
Mozambiques show you truly care.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:18 AM (PyOKD)
But remember:
We are one human race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.
Been saying that since 2010.
Have a great day, everyone. May you get the hugs you need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:15 AM (M2qSa)
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A series of relentlessly insipid t-shirts from the '80s?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (Qzn2/)
if me staying as far away from them as possible "condemns" them
well, I ever knew I had so much power
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (6pcCZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (u82oZ)
I am right here, Jordan61.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:20 AM (PyOKD)
Not sure if the ice will be open enough to get the kayak out this year
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:09
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Horseshoe lake in So. IL? Olive Branch?
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2023 11:20 AM (ju2Fy)
That's a pretty funny thought, but I think I'll pass. There is a nice guy on another board who is a Wiccan, I think, and he told me that Wiccans and Satanists are not the same thing, which I knew but he also told me that that about 50% of Satanists are politically conservative but I find that hard to believe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (JMEA3)
I'm running low on toilet paper. I'm running low because I keep running to the shitter. I need to buy more toilet paper but I can't go to the store because I can't stay off the shitter long enough to do that.
I...think I need prayers.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2023 11:20 AM (ju2Fy)
Inland NW.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (Qzn2/)
Most t-shirts I saw from the 80s had the names of bands on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (M2qSa)
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Gaaaaaah! One of my kidlets has to deal with IL EPA lead abatement in the house they just bought. I don't think anyone, aside from a FedGov employee or a trustfunder, can afford to deal.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Lou Gramm at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (1Yy3c)
Do you have a dog?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (SJsWC)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (PyOKD)
{{Jordan}}, {{Salty}} {{Sharon}}, Just need to hug a few of the people that I met in Texas.
{{Emmie}} I know that you are travelling, and I know that you have lost a dear friend.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2023 11:19 AM (us2H3)
maybe I used the wrong verb
maybe it should have been "reject"
Posted by: kallisto at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (dCxaZ)
About as possible as broad, sweeping statements like "love is always the answer" is a winning life strategy. I've shot to kill an intruder before - love was the furthest thing from my mind.
How about we don't play the stupid game of twisting the meaning of words to defend a really dumb opening statement. Nobody wins a fight because of love. They win because of hate.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (ra9AY)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 25, 2023 11:24 AM (ju2Fy)
You just do as you're told
Posted by: White Stripes (oh shit, is that racist?) at February 25, 2023 11:24 AM (C3uQd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (JMEA3)
Obviously there are large varieties of messed up thinking in this world, and one of them is people who think everyone who doesn't view the world exactly as they do must be part of the "bad thing" they envision in their minds.
For many, that's "politically conservative."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:24 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (Qzn2/)
Conservative Satanists are the NRA members that run the fundraising campaigns.
Posted by: polynikes at February 25, 2023 11:25 AM (6pcCZ)
I don't know LOL but I don't want to hang around with people who think Satan has gotten a bad rap and he's all about freedom and fun because I don't believe that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2023 11:25 AM (JMEA3)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (M2qSa)
Nyet.
What would a dog do? A dog can't drive. He'd just go chasing after birds at 60 miles an hour.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 11:25 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 25, 2023 11:23 AM (ra9AY)
No, you're wrong. But as I said, I don't think you understand it.
Have a nice day.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:26 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:22 AM (M2qSa)
Nyet.
What would a dog do? A dog can't drive. He'd just go chasing after birds at 60 miles an hour.
Posted by: Robert at February 25, 2023 11:25 AM (1Yy3c)
Emergency toilet paper. Never use a cat though. Never.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 25, 2023 11:26 AM (M2qSa)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Relatively small lake, about a mile long . It's a 5mph lake so generally all I see on it are canoes and kayaks, but I have occasionally seen a few fishermen. It does have a public launch. It's a beautiful lake with a waterfall . It's one of the headway for the Little Spokane river .
If you ever have the desire to try kayaking get ahold of me. I have 2 singles and a double. Great place for a date with your better half.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:27 AM (Ij1UG)
Stranded.
Stranded on a toilet bowl!
What do you do when you're Stranded,
And you haven't got a roll?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2023 11:28 AM (jz8lK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:27 AM (Ij1UG)
Thanks. I found it online. I have a double and a single. Might be adding another single this year to accommodate the 4th.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:28 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:29 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 25, 2023 11:21 AM (MIKMs)
We used to make barge wood side tables that sometimes had white paint on them. They tested OK. A lot of barge wood was made into houses in the 1700 and 1800"s
Posted by: Javems at February 25, 2023 11:29 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: G. K. Chesterton at February 25, 2023 11:32 AM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
Might have to coral Jordan and her other half and have a micro Mome on the water when it warms up
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:35 AM (Ij1UG)
Posted by: From about that Time at February 25, 2023 11:09 AM (4780s)
It would be nice to offer free vaxxinations, you know, just to be *sure* they've all got at least one.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 25, 2023 11:39 AM (llON8)
My takeaway was Rehab, Rehab, Rehab!
The words you really want to hear from your PT therapist are "There's really nothing more we can do for you because you are capable of doing every exercise we ask of you!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This October in Corsicana- again! ~ at February 25, 2023 09:59 AM (hOUT3)
I second this. Publius was very good about his rehab after a TKR. The surgeon, who was very good, doubted that he would ever be able to straighten his leg fully, since it had been so many years. But he did it! Now we have to set up surgery for the other TKR (maybe winter 2023-24). He can't do it during the summer on account of having to run the tractor.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 25, 2023 11:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Subdued at February 25, 2023 11:35 AM (Ij1UG)
Ooh! That would be an excellent idea.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2023 11:44 AM (PyOKD)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 25, 2023 10:09 AM (OX9vb)
I know exactly how you feel. I gave up after 16 years - he was just getting worse and worse, and I couldn't do another 40 years of that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 25, 2023 11:46 AM (Mzdiz)
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Providence for the last 37 years, but the wife is buried up in Scituate so I'll move back eventually. It'll always be home.
Posted by: From about that Time at February 25, 2023 12:01 PM (4780s)
Posted by: G. K. Chesterton at February 25, 2023 11:32 AM (DhOHl)
There's a very good reason why G.K. Chesterton isn't taught in any boot-camp or infantry school. Because he was a fucking moron when it comes to why folks fight. The same moron that talked about why you ask permission to take down a fence.
I get it, in a way. Old folks like to think things will just stay the same. Spoiler Alert ... Elites will also quote Chesterton, in a couple decades. Because they won't want their fences tore down either.
No training, of any group instructed to kill ... starts with any stupid shit remotely connected with Chesterton, or any idea about "love". You start with dehumanizing the enemy. If they wear something convenient ... like a Red Star ? All the better. You can put that on a training dummy.
No senior drill will ever say anything as stupid as "love that training dummy".
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 25, 2023 06:26 PM (mIZHJ)
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