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Beat the Iron Flower Cafe

ironflower.png
They look like the tech guys running
The Carousel in Logan's Run,
but they're actually "beating the iron flower."
Explained later -- beneath the fold! --
to add some drama and suspense to tonight's Cafe.

Towering sandstorm.

Odd to have this as among the landmarks on your daily commute.

Looks cool but notice where they choose to cut.

I hope everyone has a lot of this activity planned for their weekend.


Dressing up your dog? Gay. Unless it's for stealth purposes, as part of the ancient art of ninjitsu. Obviously.

Rabbit eating lettuce. GAYYY!!!

LOL is this pigeon gay or what?

Riding double with a dude is, how you say?, gayballs.

This rabbit decided today was a good day to eat raspberries and come out to its dad.

You're not in the water, and this is gay.

This dog really "likes music." One of that kind, if you know what I mean.

Don't be hornswoggled by the beard in the bikini. This guy is as gay as the day is long.

Do I even have to say it?

*cough* GAY DUCK *cough*

As a general matter, birds are pretty gay.

This "art" is pretty "artistic" if you know what I mean. And I mean: Gay.

Undersea volcano erupting. Not gonna lie, it's pretty gay. It's gonna be an influencer with its own makeup line in a month, mark my words.


Okay enough of that. It's gotten silly.

This took me a second to get:

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I believe that that image was usually preceded by this musical fanfare.

Not even once, mate:


Below, "iron flower fireworks:"


This is a practice in China. It's what you've guessed it is: A man draws out a blob of molten metal from a furnace, and the other man bats it and sends a thousand tiny blobs of molten metal flying.

he ancient art of Datiehua, or "Beat the iron flowers," is traditionally performed to celebrate the Spring Festival.

I usually beat the iron flower before I go to bed.

Such performances reached their peak in popularity during the Ming (1368-1644) and Qing (1644-1911) dynasties as a way for local blacksmiths to show off the strength of their iron works.

Samesies! That's why I do it, too.

Traditionally, the performances are held to usher in blessings for everything from good harvests to thriving business. The latter association comes from the Chinese word for flower, hua, which rhymes with fa, or "fortune."

All I know is that when I beat the iron flower, I fall asleep like a baby.

More video of men beating their iron flowers here.

Not to ask the obvious question, but: These yellow-hot bits of molten iron don't burn the spectators' faces off their faces? Do they cool that rapidly? If so, why are the guys batting the molten metal around wearing protective hoods and gloves?

I feel as though if I were watching as many Jackie Chan movies as I know I should, I would already know all about this. At least six Jackie Chan movies must have had climaxes where the big fight happened at an iron flower fireworks show.


So gay:

You, Madame, have been duly served.

Posted by: Ace at 07:39 PM




Comments

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1 GAINNZZZZ

o wait

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 24, 2023 07:40 PM (DTX3h)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 24, 2023 07:40 PM (+Wcyp)

3 Yo!

Posted by: RI Red at February 24, 2023 07:40 PM (+5YjI)

4 That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus. The girl seems paralyzed and disinterested all at once

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 07:41 PM (0hOvj)

5 Woulda been first, but i stopped to read the content.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (tkR6S)

6 >>>That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus. The girl seems paralyzed and disinterested all at once

his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

7 Gotta have young knees for those stairs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:43 PM (up/3i)

8 you don't beat the iron flower, you spank the mangy monkey.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (r46W7)

9 this blog is infocational

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (C1Zwz)

10 Cafe hugs.

https://tinyurl.com/38marhuv

Posted by: flounder at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (PyOKD)

11 Uh ho, not even close for bedtime

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

12 Dancing kid is scary for sure, need to watch him around small animals. And children.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2023 07:46 PM (MF3yS)

13 >>As a general matter, birds are pretty gay.

That bird is prancing and mincing like a Kansas City F****t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:46 PM (up/3i)

14 That rabbit is eating berries the size of his head. Looks tasty.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (cupoy)

15 Aww, wish sandstorm video was longer. It does look terrifying

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

16 Momma and baby sloth....super dusty in here. That little smile on her face.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (iyVGU)

17 6 >>>That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus. The girl seems paralyzed and disinterested all at once

his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (r46W7)

18 Dancing kid is scary for sure, need to watch him around small animals. And children.

Yeah check his parent's back yard for buried animals. There's confidence, but this is just nutso

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (0hOvj)

19 I didn't actually view that image all that much despite considering that OS version was Microsoft's high water mark. I got the pro version for like 5 bucks when I was in college, which didn't default that background or the Fisher Price UI mode.

Posted by: CppThis at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (PZvjL)

20 his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM

The Zulus did it better.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 24, 2023 07:49 PM (N52dd)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2023 07:49 PM (T4tVD)

22 The Windoze splash screen pic was taken in the Palouse district of Washington State, wasn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 07:49 PM (tkR6S)

23 https://twitter.com/i/status/
1628433989391339521

Dog plays baseball.

Posted by: Gwenn at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (9Gr7n)

24 The dancing kids eye contact game is off the hook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (up/3i)

25 Cracking up over geyballs

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

26 12 mentions of gay in the Content, and not one reference to Crocs. I propose this is a new blog record.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

27 they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (r46W7)

Or Riparian Rites.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 07:51 PM (tkR6S)

28 @26

>>12 mentions of gay in the Content, and not one reference to Crocs. I propose this is a new blog record.

Birkenstocks are gayer than Crocs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:51 PM (up/3i)

29 they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM


What if next to a man in the boat?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)

30 Baby sloth, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:52 PM (iayUP)

31 Beating the Iron Flower sounds like a euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

32 Hah! I knew ace would post that kid doing a bird mating dance in a cafe thread!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 07:52 PM (fUnHJ)

33 Forget the dance...

How'd the kid taste?

Posted by: Creepy Joe at February 24, 2023 07:53 PM (Q4IgG)

34 his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

Plus, it's gay.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

35 Birkenstocks are gayer than Crocs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 07:51 PM


Careful, you're talking about the national shoe of Brattleboro, VT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

36 >>>Rabbit eating lettuce. GAYYY!!!

If he keeps it up he's going to blow his cover.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (gv7Yb)

37 Remember "Active Desktop"? You could have newsfeeds on your desktop!

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (iayUP)

38 To "beat the iron flower" is a phrase I'm going to save for anime and video game commentary from now on.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (W+kMI)

39 I loved Farahs Major Faucet

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (BRHaw)

40 Lolol. I hope that young man was running an internal dialog the whole time.

Oh yeah. You can't touch this!

I'm in the groove! Oh yeah, baby!

You wanna see the sprinkler? Here we go!

Oh no! Is that the robot?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (mE7cY)

41 That's kid is true future First Lieutenant material.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (wgAtL)

42 As for that kid's dancing- try to think of it at as a middle class white boy Haka. When he is older he will learn the more traditional dances of his people, like the Electric Slide.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (cupoy)

43 37 Remember "Active Desktop"? You could have newsfeeds on your desktop!
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (iayUP)

Widgets changed everything, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

44 Crockpot pot roast status: yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 07:55 PM (tkR6S)

45 If the girl didn't want to dance then walk away. I think he had her hypnotized.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:55 PM (6pcCZ)

46 Oh shit - I go away to get some work done and I get quoted in the sidebar. And refuted.

I agree about Lindell - He is a true believer, but his compass spins out of control sometimes. I think he is desperate to defend Trump, and outdoes PDT's lunacy at times. I am not defending Lindell.

I also agree about Tucker, but with a caveat - Tucker is an election fraud denier. I don't trust Tucker on this issue. He seems to be keeping someone happy; maybe a Fox dictate or maybe something else.

I actually addressed this in a comment I started typing but deleted. I have seen a lot of "Something has to be done about Fox" posts on the left side of the internet, and whenever I have seen that in the past it was usually followed by Fox shifting left on a key issue. I believe they succumb to pressure. I wonder if this is a way to quash the j9 stuff for good and all.
(continued...)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 07:56 PM (V8Z0w)

47 Why didn't the girl's family teach her how to kick dancing kid in the nutz? Sure way to break that up pdq.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2023 07:56 PM (MF3yS)

48 Remember "Active Desktop"? You could have newsfeeds on your desktop!
Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM


Dang, there's something I'd forgotten about.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

49 I don't have a fear of heights. I do have a fear of Edges. You'd never get me to climb that path, not even with a gun to my head.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (SJsWC)

50 Was waiting for the mummy's face to form in that sandstorm cloud.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

51 Karachi ( had to look it up) is in the Solomon Islands.
Thought the Hawaiian chain is supposed to someday in millenia will produce another island

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

52 45 If the girl didn't want to dance then walk away. I think he had her hypnotized.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:55 PM (6pcCZ)

She was trying decide if

A.) He might be the next Mark Zuckerberg
B.) His parents might be loaded
C.) Odds he will dance like this at the wedding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (mE7cY)

53 That's kid is true future First Lieutenant material.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM


He's skipping map and compass?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Adult sloths on the ground look like horror movie aliens

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (fUnHJ)

55 I know everybody gotta go croon over the fluffy little lettuce thief, but if that was my garden I would be doing a great impression of Yosemite Sam right about now.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 07:58 PM (W+kMI)

56 45 If the girl didn't want to dance then walk away. I think he had her hypnotized.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 07:55 PM (6pcCZ)

And then, tutu girl walks by and does a little double-take--"WTH?" *looks away, possibly embarrassed for him.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

57 They are hitting globs of molten steel with a bat

fuck them

now do it in ts and jorts

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)

58 Thought the Hawaiian chain is supposed to someday in millenia will produce another island
Posted by: Skip
___

Lo'ihi.

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2023 07:59 PM (wR9FD)

59 Thought kid making his moves was trying to get the woman ( looks like to me) to react maybe with moves too but seems to fail, but nit for trying.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

60 That video of walking on the mountain path reminds me of old films taken during the WW1 Italian Austrian Alpine campaigns. Lots of crazy stuff there.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 24, 2023 07:59 PM (lz5hY)

61 Go beat th IRON FLOWER slowly, play th fife holy
Play th dead mach as they carry me on
Go carry me t' th graveyard, throw th sod o'er me
For I'm a young cowboy an' I know I've done wrong

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 07:59 PM (BRHaw)

62 I had to fast forward the sloth video to get to the point.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (6pcCZ)

63 Dragged from the last thread:

"Freaks" (1932) is on free TV at 10. That movie will be 100 years old soon. Wow.
Posted by: fd

"Freaks" is great. Did you know that they did two endings?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse "

No I didn't. Which one do they show? I've only seen it once but I'm going to watch it again tonight. Its on the Movies! OTA channel if anyone cares.

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (iayUP)

64 The dancing kid trying to entice the girl twice his size was the most uncomfortable thing I've seen since the guy serenading his girl, only to have her new guy come out and let the singer know it's not happening.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (eOEVl)

65 The "climb to heaven" stair makes me want to start up a D&D game right now. That's definitely the type of stairs the adventuring party finds in an ancient ruin. It'd have to be a virtual or tabletop game, though. I'm not LARPing thon that sort of stair since a slip might well lead to a prolonged tumble, and I bruise easy these days.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (W+kMI)

66 One problem I can see with releasing all the J6 video: how do you ensure integrity of the data? Propagandists on both sides could make edits or deep fakes. And how do we know that what is there has not already had that done?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (tkR6S)

67 59 Thought kid making his moves was trying to get the woman ( looks like to me) to react maybe with moves too but seems to fail, but nit for trying.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe

You miss 100% of the targets you don't shoot at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (zZu0s)

68 Dude! She's too old for you. You deserve better.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:02 PM (TXFi7)

69 64 The dancing kid trying to entice the girl twice his size was the most uncomfortable thing I've seen since the guy serenading his girl, only to have her new guy come out and let the singer know it's not happening.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (eOEVl)

At least he's got balls enough to try.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:02 PM (mE7cY)

70 As for that kid's dancing- try to think of it at as a middle class white boy Haka. When he is older he will learn the more traditional dances of his people, like the Electric Slide.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 24, 2023 07:54 PM (cupoy)

Don't forget the White Man's Overbite.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 24, 2023 08:02 PM (iyVGU)

71 These yellow-hot bits of molten iron don't burn the spectators' faces off their faces?

Tiny bits, spectators out of range.
I expect the iron bits oxidize in flight.

Posted by: DaveA at February 24, 2023 08:02 PM (FhXTo)

72 46 continued.

I think TPTB are (or should be) worried about the Right's ability to crowdsource. I have not looked deep, but they seem to have done an amazing job of IDing people from the J6 tapes submitted by participants. They gave each person a label based on clothing and tracked them throughout the riot. Many are unknowns.

Things I firmly believe
- Pelosi wanted this and facilitated it
- Leftist groups participated by breaking windows, cutting tarps, etc.
- FBI/CIA was involved. I won't say how deep since I don't know.

Releasing the tapes will make a lot of problems for a lot of people. Releasing to Tucker will either
- get over the hump and give the Left another "Oh, that was debunked" talking point.
- whitewash the involvement of the above as "no evidence found."
- be "balanced" and show a lot of "riot" and not a lot of identifiable provocateurs.

I am suspicious. All I need to do is remember on November 5th Tucker looking into the camera and saying "I guess I underestimated how much the voters wanted things to get back to normal." Nothing he says about Ashli Babbit or Ray Epps will erase that.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:03 PM (V8Z0w)

73 There's a Karachi in the Solomons?

Some guys have done some good videos exploring battle locations and relics on Guadalcanal. Have not seen any on other spots like Cape Gloucester, Bougainville, Vella Lavella.

Had an opportunity to visit Guadalcanal a few years back but just couldn't fit it in.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:03 PM (OTzUX)

74 That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus. The girl seems paralyzed and disinterested all at once

his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.


If he brought strings, it would be littoral violins.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:03 PM (eOEVl)

75 I had to fast forward the sloth video to get to the point.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (6pcCZ)

I had to back out of it. Too slow to load.

j/k

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 08:04 PM (tkR6S)

76 66 One problem I can see with releasing all the J6 video: how do you ensure integrity of the data? Propagandists on both sides could make edits or deep fakes. And how do we know that what is there has not already had that done?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 08:01 PM (tkR6S)

Every video I have seen has watermark. But you can capture what sreen sees and edit it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 08:04 PM (BRHaw)

77 Dude! She's too old for you. You deserve better.

At that age she could be the same grade as him

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 08:04 PM (0hOvj)

78 Re: Freaks. The one I have seen is the woman gets turned into a chicken with her human head.

But I understand that that was too weird back in the day and there was a less disturbing one.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:04 PM (TXFi7)

79 Just as long as he doesn't put his hands above his shoulders when he's dancing he'll be alright.

That and using a straw in you alcoholic drinks is a sure sign that you're...

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:05 PM (6pcCZ)

80 "And how do we know that what is there has not already had that done?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "

Shadows on a cave wall, man. Make your own reality.

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:05 PM (iayUP)

81 Dude! She's too old for you. You deserve better.

At that age she could be the same grade as him


True. I was small for my age, and always the smallest in my class, so many of the girls towered over me.

I got better.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:05 PM (eOEVl)

82 I had a pal who got caught in a bad sandstorm in the Mojave desert. Sandblasted the paint off hid car and ruined the glass- they were all frosted after that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 08:06 PM (iJVoP)

83 All of a sudden it's Ace of Gheys, fagblog.

Posted by: Now with even more gayballz at February 24, 2023 08:06 PM (C3uQd)

84 Confidence gives you 6 inches more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:06 PM (mE7cY)

85 Gentlemen, I don't really trust Fox but he's implying that Tucker is part of the cover-up mechanism. And I don't think Tucker is an "election fraud denier," really. I think some people assert a kind of election fraud that cannot be proven, and want other people to assert that as well. Well, it's hard to assert that which cannot be proven. It a demerit for those who work in ideas. Also, yeah, Fox is getting sued about it, right? So there is the pressure to only state what can be proven.

Even Mollie Hemingway does not assert strong-form election fraud. And she's no c*ck. But she can't go past what she can actually prove.

A lot of people just want other people to declare what they believe is true, but cannot prove. But people can't keep their credibility if they do that.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)

86 79 Using a straw in your alcoholic drinks could also mean your jaw is wired shut and you're the sole survivor of a three on one bar fight.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 24, 2023 08:07 PM (lz5hY)

87 What I find interesting is there was some redneck Chinese guy that once said "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:08 PM (iayUP)

88
they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.


If he brought strings, it would be littoral violins.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:03 PM (eOEVl)

And if he got to tap that it would be clitoral violence.

Posted by: More puns! at February 24, 2023 08:08 PM (C3uQd)

89 No kangaroos, but possibly toxic, dangerous femininity?

Soviet sniper Ludmila Pavlichenko, top slayer of Germans during The Big One, interview with a translation:

https://tinyurl.com/3vhbrr89

Untranslated version:

https://tinyurl.com/yvmurwmn

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:08 PM (OTzUX)

90 I was driving east on I-8 west of El Centro when a sandstorm hit.

I pulled over and stopped. No effing way was I going to need a new paint job.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:08 PM (TXFi7)

91 I've beat the iron flower but is was nothing like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (LC5ur)

92 RIP Westminsterdogshow.

Every loss is a sad one, God speed and God bless.

Posted by: sven at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (Lzpvj)

93 "He's skipping map and compass?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)"

Yes. He doesn't need NAV. After all, that's not a "leadership" skill. Amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (wgAtL)

94 Mollie Hemingway, btw, does argue that the election was rigged through various means -- Zuckerbucks turning out the vote in blue districks only, ballot curing in blue districts only, universal mail-in voting without any security measures at all, imposed by executive fiat, etc., all of which sure look an awful lot like "stealing the election," but which is stuff she can prove definitely did happen.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (C1Zwz)

95 Any Tampa morons about? Got a question. Near East Bay Raceway (East Tampa), there are 2 huge man made mounds. I was stationed at MacDill for 5 years and saw them but never drove over there to see what those were. That whole area is either at sea level or below it, so they stick out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (3FiQa)

96 The dancing kid is a future werewolf of London. His hair iis perfect.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

97 92 RIP Westminsterdogshow.

Every loss is a sad one, God speed and God bless.

oh no...

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:10 PM (C1Zwz)

98 >>>Undersea volcano erupting. Not gonna lie, it's pretty gay.

That was the narrator. The volcano was erupting in a completely hetero manner.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 24, 2023 08:10 PM (gv7Yb)

99 Near East Bay Raceway (East Tampa), there are 2 huge man made mounds

Mons Venus?

Posted by: Maybe a different kind of mound at February 24, 2023 08:11 PM (C3uQd)

100 Boys are in a bad place at that age, girls often taller, and stronger. I got taken down by a girl a year younger than me when I was in 6th grade, she pinned me to the ground then didn't seem to know what to do next. I literally couldn't break free but I didn't care, she was sitting on top of me and was hella cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 08:11 PM (0hOvj)

101 There are public persons that won't voice their opinions.

Dr. Taylor Marshall won't come out and say that Francis in an anti-pope.

He sure as shit believes it.

Same with Tucker. He will not come out and say the election of 2020 was a massive fraud.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:11 PM (TXFi7)

102 "I had a pal who got caught in a bad sandstorm in the Mojave desert. Sandblasted the paint off hid car and ruined the glass- they were all frosted after that!
Posted by: Tom Servo"

My dad had to replace the windshields on two cars when we lived at Edwards AFB. It was brutal to be out in.

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

103 46 cont cont.

I have gotten better at identifying astroturf on the Lefty sites I browse.

For example, the latest massive push has been the "Biden is such a hero for going to Ukraine" bullshit. They really want that to stick and have inundated a lot of sites with that nonsense.

But a few weeks ago it was "Fox is destroying our democracy." stuff. Mostly about the usual stuff you all know. No one ever says that a failure to audit and lack of transparency is destroying our democracy. DC does not want this looked into.
I am a skeptic and nothing short of full release of tapes will satisfy.

As for keeping them from being faked (comentor above asked) if they are on a .gov server and can be linked to then that is not a problem.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (V8Z0w)

104 Again... the J6 video "release" is appeasement. Throw a bone to the savages for awhile.

It is, and will be, a "nothing burger." Much will be "censored."

Calm your tits. Prepare for disappointment.

Posted by: Creepy Joe at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (Q4IgG)

105 That dancing kid is clearly special needs. Sort of sweet, sort of not cool to joke about.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (XSoJN)

106 92 RIP Westminsterdogshow.

Every loss is a sad one, God speed and God bless.
Posted by: sven at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (Lzpvj)

What happened??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (mE7cY)

107 I didn't care, she was sitting on top of me and was hella cute.

And you were smart enough to not say "You know, I am having the time of my life right now."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (TXFi7)

108 Beat the iron flower is cool, but the dancing kid will soon be in a residential "behavioral science" treatment center, hopefully away from girls. Featuring gay ducks during the Lenten season is beyond the pale, however.

Posted by: Need Treatment Myself at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (wrJpE)

109 Walks in, throws smokes on table and calls for silence.
I ask that you all join me in raising a glass to celebrate the life of our own WDS. A lady with a delightful, generous spirit that
loved the Horde immensely. For those that had the privilege of knowing her in real life we are saddened beyond words. My.best heart memory of her will always be her and Bebee changing into 50's styles dresses an being onthe dance floor
Her pickle rolls were amazing
The Morondevous are legendary
A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh)

110 Even Mollie Hemingway does not assert strong-form election fraud. And she's no c*ck. But she can't go past what she can actually prove.

A lot of people just want other people to declare what they believe is true, but cannot prove. But people can't keep their credibility if they do that.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)


Agreed.

Posted by: HTL at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (Kh/OT)

111 Tucker is Taking The Piss on Tom Nichols, it's glorious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (up/3i)

112 oh and "ballot harvesting," again, with only the Democrats "harvesting" ballots...

I mean, this is basically saying the election was stolen. I guess it's quibbling over terminology.

But stuff like what Mike Lindell was talking about with Dominion -- did not happen. And by alleging stuff that did not happen, he poisoned the well.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (C1Zwz)

113 Those mounds were built by the Knoghts Templar - there's Gold underneath them!
- Pitch for the next Reality TV show.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (iJVoP)

114 102 On deployment to Yuma, a warning of an approaching sandstorm went off. All hands scrambling to put on the canopy and intake covers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (lz5hY)

115 "Near East Bay Raceway (East Tampa), there are 2 huge man made mound"

Garbage?

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:13 PM (iayUP)

116 Ace, thank you again for quality content with fun videos for ye olde nightly ritual. The strawberry eating bunny was particularly popular and dancing boy was labeled “brave…yet creepy”.

With that, it’s been an odd 24-36 hours, the pool has been heated to 90 and I am going for a night swim. I am sure Owlbert will be scratching up the fence in no time! Have a great evening, all.

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 08:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

117 109 Walks in, throws smokes on table and calls for silence.
I ask that you all join me in raising a glass to celebrate the life of our own WDS. A lady with a delightful, generous spirit that
loved the Horde immensely. For those that had the privilege of knowing her in real life we are saddened beyond words. My.best heart memory of her will always be her and Bebee changing into 50's styles dresses an being onthe dance floor
Her pickle rolls were amazing
The Morondevous are legendary
A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh

Damn. Now the Sadz. May she walk with the Lord forevermore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:14 PM (mE7cY)

118 Amen.

Thank you, Ben Had.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2023 08:14 PM (U2p+3)

119 Iron Flower on HueTueb for those of us who can't Insta -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tErlkAJfijI

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:14 PM (LC5ur)

120 ace I think the standard used to dismiss elections in federal courts (such as the primary in NYS in 2020, and the House general in NC in I think 201 is not proof of fraud (i.e. proving the result is wrong), but enough evidence to prevent confidence in the official results.

This, of course, was a standard met in at least 3 and as many as 6 states in 2020 for the presidential. Based just on knowledge of elections systems integrity principles, and state laws. Leaving aside entirely the constitutional failure in PA (courts and governors setting election procedures).

How the 2020 debacle was handled, and how it's discussed to this day, doesn't leave much doubt the country is unmoored from its foundations. Meaning the people in the country. Of course the political class and the punditocracy are almost entirely off the map, and worthless.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:15 PM (OTzUX)

121 Also don't look now, but in the best economy and job creation in history:

"Retirement account balances lost almost 25 percent last year: Fidelity"

https://tinyurl.com/2ko7anom

My favorite:

"“Given all the stresses in the world today, such as natural disasters and geo-political events, Americans continue to confront challenging times in our economy,” said Kevin Barry, president of Workplace Investing at Fidelity Investments.

It's the natural disasters in Turkey, y'all!

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:15 PM (XSoJN)

122 "A lot of people just want other people to declare what they believe is true, but cannot prove. But people can't keep their credibility if they do that.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)"

You should spend some time perusing the morning comments. That has become the stock in trade, or perhaps the sine qua non of some. It's also the excuse not to act, not to vote or get off your ass and try to change things. It's a utilitarian response fallacy used to refute just about every argument people make, and it's tiresome. If they could blame the disappearance of dinosaurs on voter fraud they would.

That's not to say it doesn't exist. It does. But it's not the demonstrable bogeyman some make it out to be.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 08:15 PM (wgAtL)

123 As for keeping them from being faked (comentor above asked) if they are on a .gov server and can be linked to then that is not a problem.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (V8Z0w)

Because the Government never lies, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (tkR6S)

124 Rasing my glass now Ben Had.

Posted by: fd at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

125 One tub of lard

https://is.gd/4epMVg

Posted by: Ciampino - 100% recycled electrons at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (qfLjt)

126 Yeah. WDS is in the loving hands of our Lord now.

Divine Mercy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (TXFi7)

127 What happened??
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Her son said pneumonia.

Posted by: Infidel at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (tITEI)

128 Just saw a commercial, about a non profit (sure) to give black girls (their words) a world experience. Send them to Nigeria or Equatorial Guinea for a day, I've spent time there, will cure the disadvantaged narrative. Fuck me hard.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (oWBc3)

129 Oh, and I forgot. They were bragging about how awesome this is:

"The new report also showed that contribution rates slightly increased since 2021, with more than one-third increasing their contribution rates."

Which means 1/3rd of the people recognized that their investments wouldn't keep up with inflation and also had enough money to increase their investment.

That's not a good thing.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (XSoJN)

130 92 RIP Westminsterdogshow.

Every loss is a sad one, God speed and God bless.
Posted by: sven at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (Lzpvj)

What? When? I didn't know.

*raises glass

Glad I had a chance to meet her in TX.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

131 99 Near East Bay Raceway (East Tampa), there are 2 huge man made mounds

Mons Venus?
Posted by: Maybe a different kind of mound



Heh! Nah, that's north of MacDill, on Death Maybe Hwy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 08:17 PM (3FiQa)

132 That's not to say it doesn't exist. It does. But it's not the demonstrable bogeyman some make it out to be.

Posted by: Marcus T

--

THIS GAS PIPE GETS PETS
- Senator John Fetterman

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:18 PM (XSoJN)

133 "My.best heart memory of her will always be her and Bebee changing into 50's styles dresses an being onthe dance floor"

Thank you for that memory, BenHad.

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2023 08:18 PM (wR9FD)

134 You, Madame, have been duly served

Your son is officially fucking gay as balls.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 24, 2023 08:18 PM (pZWpI)

135 A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh)

Thank you for letting us know, and that is a beautiful elegy. She was grand. Heaven is in for a good time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

136 Someone at Frank Speech has reposted the Jacqueline Breger testimony about AZ election fraud (among other types of fraud):

https://bit.ly/3XYRzWK

Long story short, she's claiming Katie Hobbs was bribed by the Mexican cartels via real estate/mortgage fraud among other things.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 08:18 PM (Bd6X8)

137 @85

>>A lot of people just want other people to declare what they believe is true, but cannot prove. But people can't keep their credibility if they do that.

One data point, there were thousands upon thousands of ballots with only the Presidential candidates filled in with no other candidates filled in.

These are patently fraudulent ballots, hastily conjured ballots, but how do you prove-prove that they were fraudulent in the limited time given to contest in most states?

The bottom line is that Trump got 74 million legit, live votes and the vicious meat sack the junta has foisted upon us got 81 million bullshit conjured ballots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 08:19 PM (up/3i)

138 Speaking of, I wonder if anyone in the GOP has asked themselves why so many illegal aliens are being dumped into Texas and Florida.

Eh, it's probably nothing.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:19 PM (XSoJN)

139 A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh)

Amen...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 08:20 PM (CCSxw)

140 A lot of people just want other people to declare what they believe is true, but cannot prove. But people can't keep their credibility if they do that.
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)

There is validity in that, but something I have been thinking about: strong form vs weak form argument. We want to be right when we speak. I flatter myself that it is because we value Truth. However, we also know that statements will be gone over with a fine tooth comb.

The left does not do this. They come out strong and hyperbolic. They know they have cover so they can go as strong as they want. Strong is persuasive. Emotion governs.

We are still debating as if this is the days of Stevenson vs Ike. It's not. This is not a comity and compromise operation any more. They are playing to win.

I don't have an easy solution, just something I was thinking about while listening to the History of Byzantium podcast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:20 PM (zZu0s)

141 (deleted)

I am too worked up on this. and typing too fast.

I think I most agree with Ace but still see a lot of risk of a whitewash.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:20 PM (V8Z0w)

142 ace, about the Dominion stuff. Proving a negative (something didn't happen) paradox aside, how about Antrim County MI? Unless I missed something, clear example of results being changed (materially, changing outcome). In a local contest. Court case on it was dismissed, but explicitly *not* on the merits, but according to the judge on applicability of existing state law.

And perhaps a slightly different thing, but Coffee County GA. And the hilariously, obviously fraudulent "xeroxed" ballots in GA (forget which county), 103 or something ballots obviously the same one, but entered separately and given different serial numbers (whatever the term is), so, all counted.

The already-poor integrity of the process in several key states (every element: registry, voting, tabulation) was ramped up to farcical levels. And the margins of "victory" were tiny in a few cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:20 PM (OTzUX)

143 I was driving east on I-8 west of El Centro when a sandstorm hit.


I pulled out of San Pedro late one night
The moon and the stars were shining bright

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2023 08:20 PM (eOEVl)

144 >>>I usually beat the iron flower before I go to bed.

I never knew you were Chinese.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:21 PM (PyOKD)

145 Where do I complain about this post? It's gayer than shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 08:22 PM (Qzn2/)

146 Dang.
I'm sensing theme and i didn't wear the right shoes.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2023 08:22 PM (anj39)

147 And it's been proved repeatedly.

"Essentially, the vote totals from the general to the recount didn't match. The recount tally was off by approximately 17,000 votes. After being ordered to 'reconcile' the data by Secretary of State Raffensperger, Fulton 'found' the 17k votes. However, no paper trail exists for these ballots. No ballot images exist.
...

Biden won the election by approximately 12,000 votes. "

https://tinyurl.com/2osls8zf

NO STANDING!!!

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:22 PM (XSoJN)

148 "When the Lord saw her, his heart went out to her and he said, “Don’t cry.”"

Luke 7:13

RIP WDS.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 24, 2023 08:22 PM (wgAtL)

149 Can't give up on the fraud though. That's the way they win. Down in Texas right after the election Abbott was talking about the Rangers checking it out and Leftanant Governor Patrick along with Atty General Paxton were all talking tough.

Now, it's all quiet except for the mosquitoes.
maybe a cricket or two

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:23 PM (LC5ur)

150 As of next month, I will be completely successful of draining my retirement accounts without paying any penalty for early withdraw.

So, these commie bastards can get hot and sweaty about IRA and 401(k)s and I will sit here quietly and smile.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:23 PM (TXFi7)

151 A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh)

Godspeed to your eternal rest, WDS!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 08:23 PM (4I/2K)

152 Most.viewed.picture...the Palouse wheat country in Eastern Washington.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2023 08:23 PM (anj39)

153 that kid gives retards a bad name

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2023 08:23 PM (us2H3)

154 Today I unfucked some of the most minor medical paperwork by driving to a place and talking to a human being. I am confident that my combination of unerring politeness and preparing completely for the bureaucracy to do nothing as soon as I left.

Wrong: I don't believe you, fuckface, from experience.
Right: Could you do me a favor and make a copy of that paper I just gave you? Thanks you're a lifesaver.

She must have seen, despite my best pokerface, the Les Grossman simmering deep in my heart railing to get out.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2023 08:24 PM (ybIRR)

155 Birds are not ghey, they are part dinosaur.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

156 RIP Westminsterdogshow.

Every loss is a sad one, God speed and God bless.
Posted by: sven at February 24, 2023 08:09 PM (Lzpvj)


Life is short. Hug your loved ones and make sure they know you love them. For real.

Also - never take the Horde for granted. There are some of the best people in the world in these gray boxes. I had the pleasure of meeting WDS in Texas last October. She hugged me like she knew me forever. Death sucks.

*raises glass in honor of WDS*

Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2023 08:24 PM (DsX21)

157 Because the Government never lies, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That is a different category.
My biggest worry is that any release would already be purged.

But yes, I guess they could fake tapes of rioters doing bad things. No real bad things were done so not sure it would add anything...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:25 PM (V8Z0w)

158 128 Just saw a commercial, about a non profit (sure) to give black girls (their words) a world experience. Send them to Nigeria or Equatorial Guinea for a day, I've spent time there, will cure the disadvantaged narrative. Fuck me hard.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem



Hmm, I like that idea. Send one of the local DC or PG County gals to Nigeria or Congo. It would be quite the experience for them. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 08:25 PM (3FiQa)

159 'Study: Lifelong Bachelors Have Lower Life Expectancy than Married Men.'

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:25 PM (V13WU)

160 A beautiful soul now rests with her Father that makes all things new.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:12 PM (EZPNh)


Amen, Ben Had. And everyone is getting extra hard hugs come October, I'll tell you that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (0KUO3)

161 Marcus T, I was good till right then and now the tears are falling.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (EZPNh)

162 >>>Mom and Baby Sloth Reunite After a Fire

Not going to lie, I was too impatient to wait for the Sloth to move its lazy ass over to greet its long lost baby. If you can't get excited about it, why expect me to? Parenting fail.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (PyOKD)

163 Lo, Death rode upon a pale horse. His hooves were shod in eternal flames. His name was Binky.

~stuff Pratchett might have said

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (ybIRR)

164 155 Birds are not ghey, they are part dinosaur.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:24 PM (V13WU)

Dinosaurs are totally fucking gay. T-Rex's expressive wrists aren't just a fluke of evolution.

Posted by: Oh my God I'm THO THCALEY!!! at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (C3uQd)

165 Dinosaurs are totally fucking gay. T-Rex's expressive wrists aren't just a fluke of evolution.
Posted by: Oh my God I'm THO THCALEY!!! at February 24, 2023 08:26 PM (C3uQd)

Hah!

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

166 her Father that makes all things new.

A small quibble about "The Passion of the Christ."

When Jesus sees Mary on his carrying of the Cross, he says to her "Behold, I make all things new."

That quote is not in the Gospels. It's in the Book of Revelation.

It is, however, a happy sentiment indeed. I may never meet you at a MeMo, but I look forward to meeting you in paradise.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (TXFi7)

167 I'm not arguing the election wasn't stolen. I kinda think it was.

But I can't actually prove it.

I'm arguing that you have to make allowances for some people in positions of of trust to be more careful in their statements than you or I might be.

I mentioned Mollie Hemingway. In her book she lays out what she can prove. I suspect if you got a few drinks in her she'd express her belief that more happened than what she can prove. But on TV, she'll stick to what she can prove.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (C1Zwz)

168
RIP Westminsterdogshow.


May her family and friends find Strength and be Comforted.

She could be quite the hoot and holler in the comments …

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (jonTH)

169 Attributing all (pathetic and dangerous) political realities to voting fraud is one kind of escape mechanism (like "civil war", "national divorce"). Pretending CA would be some kind of centrist place without illegals and voter fraud, for example.

Ignoring the histrionic irregularities, illegalities, and complete lack of integrity (not to mention the matching wild anomalies in results) in several key states in 2020 is another kind of escape mechanism.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

170 159 'Study: Lifelong Bachelors Have Lower Life Expectancy than Married Men.'
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:25 PM (V13WU

Likely due to the dangerous life of sexy, fast cars, sexy, fast women and sexy, fast sex.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (mE7cY)

171 Dinosaurs are totally fucking gay. T-Rex's expressive wrists aren't just a fluke of evolution.

---------

And oh, those fabulous feathers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (Qzn2/)

172 126 Yeah. WDS is in the loving hands of our Lord now.

Divine Mercy.
========
Hadn't seen a comment from her for a while. The LORD has called another of His own home. The rest of us are left diminished.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (W+kMI)

173 I've never met WDS but my heart is aching. Too many members of the family are gone.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

174 power's been out for 11 hrs

but the generator is working

it's gone the whole 11 on one 40 pounder

and still cooking

I'm impressed

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (us2H3)

175 Just saw a commercial, about a non profit (sure) to give black girls (their words) a world experience.

--

I keep hearing one on the radio begging me to send money to some group to feed kids. Food stamps, free breakfast, lunch, dinner, and take-home weekend meals, and people are still begging me for money during every commercial break?

Maybe we need to talk about where that $800+/month you're getting is going if it's not feeding your children.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:29 PM (XSoJN)

176 I suspect if you got a few drinks in her she'd express her belief that more happened than what she can prove. But on TV, she'll stick to what she can prove.

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (C1Zwz)

This is gay. If I got a few drinks in her, I ain't asking about election results.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:29 PM (PyOKD)

177 166 her Father that makes all things new.

A small quibble about "The Passion of the Christ."

When Jesus sees Mary on his carrying of the Cross, he says to her "Behold, I make all things new."

That quote is not in the Gospels. It's in the Book of Revelation.

It is, however, a happy sentiment indeed. I may never meet you at a MeMo, but I look forward to meeting you in paradise.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (TXFi7)

To me, it was one of the most powerful scenes in the movie.

https://tinyurl.com/3bed8cfd

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

178 >>> Birds are not ghey, they are part dinosaur.

the taint part of a dinosaur maybe

Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (C1Zwz)

179 159 'Study: Lifelong Bachelors Have Lower Life Expectancy than Married Men.'
Posted by: runner



Totally worth it.

(I denounce myself)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (3FiQa)

180 The rest of us are left diminished.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (W+kMI)

Amen.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

181 170 159 'Study: Lifelong Bachelors Have Lower Life Expectancy than Married Men.'
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:25 PM (V13WU

Likely due to the dangerous life of sexy, fast cars, sexy, fast women and sexy, fast sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (mE7cY)

He hangs on just to make sure that nagging, soul-killing bitch doesn't get too much time with the life insurance proceeds.

Posted by: One gets to live, the other wishes to die at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (C3uQd)

182 I'm arguing that you have to make allowances for some people in positions of of trust to be more careful in their statements than you or I might be.
Posted by: ace

This is true. If you say the wrong thing, the CIA will murder you like they did JFK!

Posted by: Tucker saying only what he can proove at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (V8Z0w)

183 159 'Study: Lifelong Bachelors Have Lower Life Expectancy than Married Men.'
======
I've outlived at least 3 married friends, and a couple of them that had been married. The good die young and the single sinners endure.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (W+kMI)

184 But I can't actually prove it.

--

No one can.

Judges like to keep their stuff from burning down and don't want their kids dying in minor sideswipe car wrecks that cause massive explosions.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (XSoJN)

185
This is gay. If I got a few drinks in her, I ain't asking about election results.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:29 PM (PyOKD

Asking about duvet sales is ghey..er

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (mE7cY)

186 I know they can't declare the election a fraud without objective proof so I don't blame them for hedging but at least once I wished they would say that there was no way in hell that there was 90% turn out of registered voters.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (6pcCZ)

187 JJ did put it up yesterday a American Thinker article on vote fraud in 5 states which I think a concise argument why the 2020 election was fraud..

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (xhxe8)

188 It's the "Chatterbox Mouse" rule of interpersonal relations.

On the phone, people can blow you off.

If you can get close enough to put your fingers around their throat, it's amazing how kind and helpful people are.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (TXFi7)

189
Likely due to the dangerous life of sexy, fast cars, sexy, fast women and sexy, fast sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:28 PM (mE7cY)

There is no one to stop one from dropping acid laced with fentanyl. Like, "honey , we have to go shopping and we have no time for that."

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (V13WU)

190 Asking about duvet sales is ghey..er

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:31 PM (mE7cY)

Well crap. There goes MY moves.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (PyOKD)

191 Dang, reminds me, will be on I-8 west of El Centro soon. First Blue Angels show should be first Saturday in March.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (OTzUX)

192 Some moron summed it up perfectly a couple of years ago

No standing
No standing
No standing
No standing
NOW no standing
No standing
No standing

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (XSoJN)

193 There's a whitetail deer in my front yard.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

194 193 There's a whitetail deer in my front yard.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:32 PM (eGTCV

And?? Why are you here when you should be eyeballin ye old crosshairs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:33 PM (mE7cY)

195 I'm gone say dang if I'd be floating anywhere near an active volcano. That'd be as dumb as walking that path on the cliffside. Ain't gonna.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2023 08:34 PM (MF3yS)

196 I still would like to see a couple real investigators to get involved with the Jan6 videos.
Tracking individuals, actions of a few dozen at minimum, actions of Capital Police in their actions in Capital
Murdered of 2 women, Babitt and Roseanne Boyland

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 08:34 PM (xhxe8)

197 To me, it was one of the most powerful scenes in the movie.

Indeed.

When I pray the sorrowful mysteries, when I get to the fourth decade of the rosary, I like to remember that scene.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:34 PM (TXFi7)

198 Further, I think the Left WANTS conservatives to believe the election is all fake since it will discourage turnout.

They are more than happy to rule over a discontent and disenfranchised majority.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:34 PM (V8Z0w)

199 As for keeping them from being faked (comentor above asked) if they are on a .gov server and can be linked to then that is not a problem.

Huh! Did you just hear the testimony by a Ms. Breger in Arizona?

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2023 08:34 PM (ptElO)

200 Likely due to the dangerous life of sexy, fast cars, sexy, fast women and sexy, fast sex.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
----------------------------

or no one to call EMS when things go south

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (LC5ur)

201 Single guys don't have a wife to call 911.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (6pcCZ)

202 or no one to call EMS when things go south
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (LC5ur)

201 Single guys don't have a wife to call 911.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (6pcCZ)

This place...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (mE7cY)

203 So Biden's new train wreck narrative is that they did respond "within 2 hours" and he has talked to everyone that mattered. It's official, anyone else who says otherwise is an idiot.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (oWBc3)

204 I'm watching Time Team. They've found a truly ancient flint axe head. It's still in perfect condition.
Maybe that's a skill we could learn.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

205 Long story short, she's claiming Katie Hobbs was bribed by the Mexican cartels via real estate/mortgage fraud among other things.

I liked her little appetizer to get the evening going: the City of Mesa is a racketeering operation.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2023 08:36 PM (ptElO)

206 or no one to call EMS when things go south
Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (LC5ur)

201 Single guys don't have a wife to call 911.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:35 PM (6pcCZ)

Holy crap. The horde hive mind is a real thing.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:36 PM (6pcCZ)

207 What is that thing that old people get in case they fall ? Lifelock ? No,,, that does not sound right.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

208 If you're not married, you don't have someone telling you, "like hell you're doing that", or "are you stupid or what". Simple.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (oWBc3)

209 Of the many many elections, federal and state/local, that have been overturned in our history, few if any involved "proving" the result was incorrect. Which is why the remedy has been to .... re-run them. Point is, actual outcome cannot be confidently determined from original, flawed election process. Fraud is one but not the only factor that can lead to this.

Of course you can't "re-run" presidentials. Which is why, fortuitously (because I think other reasons explain the original design), the constitution provides mechanisms for dealing with suspect results. Electoral college (state power), and congressional certification. Both long since pro forma, rubber stamp affairs. But both, actually, the failsafe mechanism built into the system.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (OTzUX)

210 What is that thing that old people get in case they fall ? Lifelock ? No,,, that does not sound right.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

Life Alert.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (PyOKD)

211 207 What is that thing that old people get in case they fall ? Lifelock ? No,,, that does not sound right.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

I've fallen and I can't get up

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (mE7cY)

212 I really need to start on an "In The Event of My Demise" folder.
Will have to include saying goodbye to the Horde.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:38 PM (fUnHJ)

213 There's a whitetail deer in my front yard.

Now that's a convenient dinner delivery.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 24, 2023 08:38 PM (Bd6X8)

214 "Although it takes one second to scan a ballot, there are over 4,000 ballots with precisely the same timestamp -- to the second. Not possible."

https://tinyurl.com/2h2gon5b

Wow.

Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:38 PM (XSoJN)

215 Proof of election fraud only matters if there are people upholding the laws that make it a crime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:39 PM (mE7cY)

216 I have the last of my 401k coming. I was locked out of the account in September. Knew my login but the 2 factor verification used my old phone number. Kept bugging the person handling benefits. She had no luck getting it updated. She finally had them set a pin on it and I could get the phone number changed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 08:39 PM (6lj/r)

217 Cue the old one: married guys don't live longer, it just seems longer.

And N.L. Lurker, how did that white-tail deer get into your pajamas?

Oh, wait, mixing up some old ones here.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:39 PM (OTzUX)

218 If you look up 'beating the iron flower' on duckduckgo, this cafe is the eighth option, and the text centers on ace's "I usually beat the iron flower before going to bed"

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2023 08:39 PM (ptElO)

219 Life Alert.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (PyOKD)

Right! BTW, we remembered you on one of yesterday's threads !

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:40 PM (V13WU)

220
One tub of lard

https://is.gd/4epMVg
Posted by: Ciampino - 100% recycled electrons


Kim Jong-un's mini-me

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2023 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

221 198 Further, I think the Left WANTS conservatives to believe the election is all fake since it will discourage turnout. They are more than happy to rule over a discontent and disenfranchised majority.
====
I agree with you. In 2016 we the conservative electorate got enough crossover friends to join us to upset the declared result of the election and put Donald J Trump into the white House. We had even more support for 2020, but of course that wouldn't be allowed to stand a second time. The fraudsters mock us in our impotence with the perpetual frustration of our desire and deserved outcomes.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:40 PM (W+kMI)

222 Ace is DuckDuckGo famous?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:40 PM (mE7cY)

223 There are a lot of deer in my town. Kind of a nuisance really.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

224 *Raises glass for WDS*

A toast for her Morondevous with Her Heavenly Father.

Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (foa6+)

225 217 Cue the old one: married guys don't live longer, it just seems longer.

Posted by: rhomboid

Goes both ways. I'm praying for the end of time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

226 223 There are a lot of deer in my town. Kind of a nuisance really.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (eGTCV

It's pronounced Clay More

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (mE7cY)

227 Heh, husband just bought me a shirt that says:

Bloodstains are red
UV lights are blue
I watch enough true crime
They'll never find you

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (0KUO3)

228 Although it takes one second to scan a ballot, there are over 4,000 ballots with precisely the same timestamp -- to the second. Not possible."

https://tinyurl.com/2h2gon5b

Wow.
Posted by: $15 is now the same value as the $7.25 minimum wage under Trump at February 24, 2023 08:3

Well of course there were 4000 people counting ballots. Duh.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (6pcCZ)

229 Goes both ways. I'm praying for the end of time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

I used to sing that song at Karaoke. Talk about a work out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (mE7cY)

230 If a county's ballots aren't counted on time they must redo the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (LC5ur)

231 Life Alert.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (PyOKD)

Silver Alert was one I remember seeing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

232 212 I really need to start on an "In The Event of My Demise" folder.
Will have to include saying goodbye to the Horde.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:38 PM (fUnHJ)

That's a good point. Sad but good.

Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (foa6+)

233 If I was younger I would want to learn how to hunt and butcher my own game. Those skills might come in handy when the government wants famine.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

234 Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:40 PM (V13WU)

It's nice to be remembered, but I didn't do it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (PyOKD)

235 wise choice, ChatterboxMouse, I did that too.

and rest in peace, westminsterdogshow!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (VohFI)

236 Prayers for WDS's family and friends. I know she is in that place of pure joy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (6lj/r)

237 Heh, husband just bought me a shirt that says:

Bloodstains are red
UV lights are blue
I watch enough true crime
They'll never find you
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:41 PM (0KUO3)

Does he have life insurance ? Do you ???

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

238 178 >>> Birds are not ghey, they are part dinosaur.

the taint part of a dinosaur maybe
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 08:30 PM (C1Zwz)

LOL...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (CCSxw)

239 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)

240 It's nice to be remembered, but I didn't do it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (PyOKD)


No, no. It was not about that unsolved murder.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:44 PM (V13WU)

241 239 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

242 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)

I got your back, Jordan.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (PyOKD)

243 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)


And get away with it!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (0KUO3)

244 239 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)


Well, duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (mE7cY)

245 239 Jordan,I would kill for that shirt.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:43 PM (fUnHJ)

https://tinyurl.com/4tu57zwk

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

246 I got your back, Jordan.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (PyOKD)


You always do!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:45 PM (0KUO3)

247 May our Lord GOD bless and keep the family of our sister WDS and comfort them in their loss. May we all pause to consider our own end.
Amen

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2023 08:46 PM (MF3yS)

248 strawberries > raspberries.......bunny knows

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 08:46 PM (AwYPR)

249 193 There's a whitetail deer in my front yard.
Posted by: N.Lurker



Shoot it!! It's plotting your destruction!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 08:46 PM (3FiQa)

250 Another True Crime T-shirt should be 'It's always the husband'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:47 PM (mE7cY)

251
Just saw a commercial, about a non profit (sure) to give black girls (their words) a world experience.

In the off-world colonies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2023 08:47 PM (63Dwl)

252 215 Proof of election fraud only matters if there are people upholding the laws that make it a crime.
------
There's the truth, we have the proofs, but we can't get the people in high places to hear the argument and consent to the correction. John Adams warned us that the Republic could only be upheld by a moral and virtuous people. But we had to go and prove him right by example!

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 08:47 PM (W+kMI)

253 Most NFPs are fraud vehicles.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:48 PM (V13WU)

254 207 What is that thing that old people get in case they fall ? Lifelock ? No,,, that does not sound right.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:37 PM (V13WU)

Life Alert

My mom had it, and it was a mixed blessing as she kept setting it off inadvertently as her dementia started to manifest itself.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 24, 2023 08:48 PM (CCSxw)

255 I am frustrated because the most important issue facing us is the status of our elections.

Trump understood this (for obvious reason) and I don't trust anyone who has a platform like Tucker and who does not drive this home.

Even if you think the election was legit, the fact that it could not be audited, that so many people did not trust it, and that it relied on bullshit court decisions means it just blew up "our democracy."

The Left shifted us from a Republic to a democracy and then stole the democracy. J6 is at the heart.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (V8Z0w)

256 232 212 I really need to start on an "In The Event of My Demise" folder.
Will have to include saying goodbye to the Horde.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 24, 2023 08:38 PM (fUnHJ)

That's a good point. Sad but good.
Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (foa6+)


Not a fun way to spend a day or two, but prudent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

257 Please. No killing for that shirt!

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (TXFi7)

258 16 Momma and baby sloth....super dusty in here. That little smile on her face.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (iyVGU)
----
I was going to mention how dusty my room became ....

Posted by: Ciampino - a moving moment at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (qfLjt)

259 From true crime shows, I've learned that if there were horses to lose, it's the wife every time.

Apparently, a woman will kill a man without a second thought rather than give up her horses.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

260 The Left shifted us from a Republic to a democracy and then stole the democracy. J6 is at the heart.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (V8Z0w)

Covid was at the heart. J6 was cleanup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

261 Proof of election fraud only matters if there are people upholding the laws that make it a crime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

--

Yep. Same as the Constitution itself. It only works because there's an agreement to abide by it.

One side has decided to say f*ck it and we're three years into watching the results. Visible ones, like 25% reduction in retirement accounts with simultaneous 200% increase in food prices. In only three years, with no end in sight.

We're a 3rd world nation. We just haven't accepted it yet.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 08:50 PM (o/smN)

262 257 Please. No killing for that shirt!
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (TXFi7

Missed Sam Brinton sock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 08:51 PM (mE7cY)

263 Maybe flint napping, knapping or gnapping is a hobby the hobby thread could discuss.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

264 Maybe the Left will get around to securing the elections once they are done importing a new electorate via the illegal border and giving them citizenship.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:51 PM (V8Z0w)

265 No, no. It was not about that unsolved murder.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:44 PM (V13WU)

I might have done that.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2023 08:52 PM (PyOKD)

266 Speaking of shirts has anyone ever been seen a Build Back Better t-shirt?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

267 Bald eagle in her nest high above Big Bear lake, wind blowing, snowy, ... still cozy.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 24, 2023 08:52 PM (pZWpI)

268 I really need to start on an "In The Event of My Demise" folder.
Will have to include saying goodbye to the Horde.

---

It's been posted before, but here's a very useful PDF with spots for accounts, policy numbers, requests, etc

Love Letter to My Family

https://tinyurl.com/2gwphuse

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 08:52 PM (o/smN)

269 Even if you think the election was legit, the fact that it could not be audited, that so many people did not trust it, and that it relied on bullshit court decisions means it just blew up "our democracy."
---
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest


Almost very aspect of election integrity was missing in 2020. It was not like one precinct here or there was suspect. It was that entire counties and cities could not show a verifiable audit trail of custody and accuracy.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (hOUT3)

270 Deer tromp right through my immediate back yard if I don't keep the gates closed.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (xhxe8)

271 Covid was at the heart. J6 was cleanup.

Bingo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

272 Maybe flint napping, knapping or gnapping is a hobby the hobby thread could discuss.

--

I used to do that a lot. Hunted with primitive weapons for a while. Used an atlatl but never took a deer with it.

You can practice making projectile points with glass bottles. Lots of fun to make different ones while sitting around a campfire or catfishing.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (o/smN)

273 Covid was at the heart. J6 was cleanup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I meant the heart of addressing the problem.
First admit that J6 was justified. Good and proper. Necessary.

Then people like Tucker need to rant about election security problems
- no ID
- unverifiable Mail ins
- absentee bullshit
- same day registration/ no checks against other states/ citizenship
- auditability. Everything can be audited except this.
... These are all provable problems.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (V8Z0w)

274 No killing for that skirt!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at February 24, 2023 08:54 PM (TXFi7)

275 It's been posted before, but here's a very useful PDF with spots for accounts, policy numbers, requests, etc

Love Letter to My Family

https://tinyurl.com/2gwphuse
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 08:52 PM (o/smN)


I haven't seen that, but a couple of weeks ago I made something similar in an Excel spreadsheet with all the accounts, bills and when they're due, account numbers, logins and passwords, etc.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:55 PM (0KUO3)

276 It's been posted before, but here's a very useful PDF with spots for accounts, policy numbers, requests, etc

Love Letter to My Family

https://tinyurl.com/2gwphuse
Posted by: Trainwreck

I notice the form has lines for Life Insurance contracts owned.


I don't need that section. When I die, I want it to be a sad day for everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 08:55 PM (qoGsy)

277 247 amen. A glass up for WDS and prayers the comfort of those who knew and loved her.

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 08:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

278 M'doggie is barking out the bedroom window. Maybe there's a beer in the back yard.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:55 PM (eGTCV)

279 Meant to say deer.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

280 Meant to say deer.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)


Suuure you did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (0KUO3)

281 N.Lurker I use to find flint around here as a kid, sure could use some now and would love to try knapping it to what I need.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (xhxe8)

282 Instructions to family:

Oh, and if XXXX shows up at the funeral service, everything she said is a lie!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (qoGsy)

283 We always get maudlin when someone passes, but you guys are great. You make the insanity bearable, somewhat. If I disappear, know that I respect quite a few of you.


Ooooo. I have to pick out my obit boob link!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (zZu0s)

284 When I die, I want it to be a sad day for everyone.

It will be when they find out that you have given everything away.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (TXFi7)

285 WDS was not very old , right ? I never met her, just interaction here.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (V13WU)

286 I don't need that section. When I die, I want it to be a sad day for everyone.


--

I told my wife my only request is that she gets a used Aston Martin Vantage V12 and puts a big ass "IN LOVING MEMORY" sticker on the back glass.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 08:58 PM (o/smN)

287 Off whacko sock.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 08:58 PM (TXFi7)

288 Meant to say deer.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

Suuure you did.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 08:57 PM (0KUO3)

I'd love to have a Beer Dog.

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 08:58 PM (AwYPR)

289 My sister knows of us as send her alerts if I get anything posted on threads. Should let her know to at least say goodbye from me in event of a sudden demise.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:00 PM (xhxe8)

290 284 When I die, I want it to be a sad day for everyone.
People rejoiced when I was born. May they be sad when I die.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:00 PM (eGTCV)

291 Oh, here is an important bit : "men who were widowed, divorced or separated did not have an increased risk of death compared with married men."

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:00 PM (V13WU)

292 Is there something Ace is trying to tell us?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 24, 2023 09:01 PM (TgBWG)

293 My sister knows of us as send her alerts if I get anything posted on threads. Should let her know to at least say goodbye from me in event of a sudden demise.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:00 PM (xhxe8 )


I have some 'rons and 'ettes numbers saved on my phone, all grouped together as The Horde. Husband has strict instructions to text them if anything happens to me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:01 PM (0KUO3)

294 ...a big ass "IN LOVING MEMORY" sticker on the back glass.
Posted by: Trainwreck:

Someone here called that a "rolling tombstone," and now I can't see one of those without thinking it: "rolling tombstone."

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 09:01 PM (OX9vb)

295 A number of people said they met Westminsterdogshow.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (xhxe8)

296 It will be when they find out that you have given everything away.
Posted by: Sam Brinton

No kidding 'Sam', my wife and I plan to spend and donate our estate down to very little. Oh sure, we're giving each of the kids, what I call, a 'I love you gift' of a few thousand or so.

Now of course, one never knows when it's your time, but that is our plan.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (qoGsy)

297 I'm feeling a wee bit weepy.
There must be something wrong with me.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (eGTCV)

298 Crazy.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (V13WU)

299 You leaving her enough money to keep it tuned?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (TXFi7)

300 That's a good point. Sad but good.
Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 08:42 PM (foa6+)

Not a fun way to spend a day or two, but prudent!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2023 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

If you have significant assets, at least in Calif, you do NOT want things to go to probate, even with a will. Spend the money to make a Trust fund... or things will get tied of for at LEAST 2 years.

Note, even WITH a trust find... its still about a 9 month wait until things are completely clear, but at least you can get access to the assets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

301 10 Cafe hugs.

https://tinyurl.com/38marhuv

Posted by: flounder at February 24, 2023 07:45 PM (PyOKD)
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Thank you for that. The birds always leave in awe how they have affection for a human. The others are the big cats, totally amazing.

Posted by: Ciampino - moving moments at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (qfLjt)

302 A number of people said they met Westminsterdogshow.
Posted by: Skip

Yes - she was a hoot and a hell of an 'Ette.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (qoGsy)

303 *that was a comment about people suddenly dying, not about Nlurker weeping.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (V13WU)

304 298 Crazy.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (V13WU)

Who sang Crazy?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:04 PM (eGTCV)

305 Willie wrote it Patsy made it famous.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 09:05 PM (LC5ur)

306 Who sang Crazy?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Patsy Cline.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:05 PM (qoGsy)

307 I wish no fanfare when I depart this mortal coil. Say a few words, put what's left of me in an urn and move on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

308 306 Who sang Crazy?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Patsy Cline.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:05 PM (qoGsy)

I thought so but I had a brain cramp.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:06 PM (eGTCV)

309 Who sang Crazy?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:04 PM (eGTCV)


Resemary Clooney ? sounds like something she would sing.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:06 PM (V13WU)

310 You leaving her enough money to keep it tuned?

--

Her next husband can worry about that.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:06 PM (o/smN)

311 I go get some food.

Goodnight all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 24, 2023 09:07 PM (V8Z0w)

312 I have been promised a not sudden death.

Time to "put my affairs in order." The promises Jesus made to St. Mary Laloque.

Look up the Devotion to the Sacred Heart of Jesus.

Great prayers.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:07 PM (TXFi7)

313 17 6 >>>That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus. The girl seems paralyzed and disinterested all at once

his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM (C1Zwz)

they could be next to a river, then it would be Littoral Violence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 07:47 PM (r46W7)
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I raise you riverine.

Posted by: Ciampino - kid needs a kick in the jewels at February 24, 2023 09:07 PM (qfLjt)

314 {{{N Lurker}}}

Grief, maybe? It never really goes away, does it, and resurfaces when we are around others who are grieving. As we all are tonight.

Also, you seem extra sad lately. Could be winter time, but have you had your thyroid levels checked? You'd be surprised how much thyroid affects your mood.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

315 Right, Patsy Cline.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:08 PM (V13WU)

316 Her next husband can worry about that.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:06 PM (o/smN)

What, are his (new hub) arms broken?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:08 PM (zZu0s)

317 This whole post is gayer than mayonnaise on a mustache.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:08 PM (X+Ku8)

318 I snarked before that I'm going to have Willowed engraved on my headstone.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:08 PM (6pcCZ)

319 317 This whole post is gayer than mayonnaise on a mustache.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:08 PM (X+Ku

Gayer than a tied off mid riff shirt on a dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

320 I have some 'rons and 'ettes numbers saved on my phone, all grouped together as The Horde. Husband has strict instructions to text them if anything happens to me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:01 PM (0KUO3)

***fist bump*** very nice!!

How are you doing?

Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (foa6+)

321 Urn thing creeps me for some reason, had two former co-workers cremated and just seems strange.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (xhxe8)

322 Who sang Crazy?

Ross Perot.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:10 PM (TXFi7)

323 I'm listening to Crazy as we speak or write or whatever it is we do around here.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

324 A number of people said they met Westminsterdogshow.
Posted by: Skip

Yes - she was a hoot and a hell of an 'Ette.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:03 PM (qoGsy)

She was great. I'm still in shock thats she's gone.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2023 09:10 PM (VwHCD)

325 Gnarles Barkley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (zZu0s)

326 No kidding 'Sam', my wife and I plan to spend and donate our estate down to very little. Oh sure, we're giving each of the kids, what I call, a 'I love you gift' of a few thousand or so.

--

It's comical to think that four years ago I was working out the calculations on the back of a napkin to leave each of my kids a million dollars each, and now I'm fairly certain my wife and I won't have sufficient value saved to last through our planned retirement.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (o/smN)

327 306 Who sang Crazy?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Patsy Cline.
Posted by: Tonypete



You're Crazy

https://youtu.be/Q21Oera1ahg

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (3FiQa)

328 314 {{{N Lurker}}}

Grief, maybe? It never really goes away, does it, and resurfaces when we are around others who are grieving. As we all are tonight.

Also, you seem extra sad lately. Could be winter time, but have you had your thyroid levels checked? You'd be surprised how much thyroid affects your mood.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 09:07 PM (OX9vb)

Thank you for caring and the suggestion.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (eGTCV)

329 Fun fact: Patsy Cline's "Crazy" inspired Ozzy Osbourne to write his hit "Crazy Train".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (X+Ku8)

330 How are you doing?
Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (foa6+)


Good! Currently going through RCIA so I can finally make my confirmation at Easter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (0KUO3)

331 A number of people said they met Westminsterdogshow.
Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (xhxe
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Met her at the TXMOME in 2021 and 2022.

Lovely woman.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (BpYfr)

332 LeeAnn Rimes also covered Crazy. I think it was her biggest hit.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (6pcCZ)

333 Riding double is gay ? Ah, we beg to differ.

Posted by: The Knights Templar at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (9X60i)

334 330 How are you doing?
Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (foa6+)

Good! Currently going through RCIA so I can finally make my confirmation at Easter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (0KUO3)

^^I remember. You are in my prayers.

Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (foa6+)

335 There are times the Horde drives me crazy. Then I realize why I can't quit you.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:13 PM (eGTCV)

336 330 How are you doing?
Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:09 PM (foa6+)

Good! Currently going through RCIA so I can finally make my confirmation at Easter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:11 PM (0KUO3)

Choose your name wisely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

337 Crazy > Crazy Train > Train Kept a Rollin' > Rollin' On A River

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:13 PM (Qzn2/)

338 After 9pm, I need to get to bed or schedule will be all off.
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (xhxe8)

339 261 Proof of election fraud only matters if there are people upholding the laws that make it a crime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
--
Yep. Same as the Constitution itself. It only works because there's an agreement to abide by it.

One side has decided to say f*ck it and we're three years into watching the results. Visible ones, like 25% reduction in retirement accounts with simultaneous 200% increase in food prices. In only three years, with no end in sight.
=========
It was the goal of the Communists to prepare the way for the destruction of the United States without nuclear war. After all, the Commies couldn't rule a world of ash. We the People ceased to be vigilant, and like the Numenorean kingdoms thought Evil was dead, when it was only sleeping.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

340 I do not know if it is the connection here at work, but AOSHQ has been wonky on reload tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

341 333 Riding double is gay ? Ah, we beg to differ.
Posted by: The Knights Templar at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (9X60i)

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I bow to your grasp of historical trivia

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (Qzn2/)

342 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

343 Choose your name wisely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:13 PM (zZu0s)


I have tentatively chosen Daniel of Padua, patron saint of military spouses. Since I was one for more than half my life.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (0KUO3)

344 That kid is kind of creepy in his aggressive focus.

---

see #105

He's special needs. It looks like at least one of the other kids is, too, which makes sense if it's some sort of event.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (o/smN)

345 332 LeeAnn Rimes also covered Crazy. I think it was her biggest hit.
Posted by: polynikes



She has one hell of a voice. Great singer. A bit of a train wreck. Haven't seen her lately but she used to be really pretty. Celebrity life can age you rapidly.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (3FiQa)

346 Good! Currently going through RCIA so I can finally make my confirmation at Easter.
Posted by: Jordan61

Wonderful!! A few less than 40 days until we show you the secret handshake.

No really - We are thrilled for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (qoGsy)

347 341 333 Riding double is gay ? Ah, we beg to differ.
Posted by: The Knights Templar at February 24, 2023 09:12 PM (9X60i)

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I bow to your grasp of historical trivia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (Qzn2/)

It's not gay if you're sacking Constantinople.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (zZu0s)

348 Old Man River > Green River

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (Qzn2/)

349 Gay? What is gay is Instagram accounts, having an Instaagram account, and assuming everyone else in the world is equally gay and has an Instagram account.

Posted by: Lavrenty Beria at February 24, 2023 09:16 PM (tf17a)

350 She has one hell of a voice. Great singer. A bit of a train wreck. Haven't seen her lately but she used to be really pretty. Celebrity life can age you rapidly.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:15 PM (3FiQa)

Yeah she broke up some actor's marriage and eventually married him. Haven't heard about her in years.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:16 PM (6pcCZ)

351 I've been listening to Spirit in the Sky a lot lately.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

352 Hello Horde. Just wanted to send hugs y'all's way. The gray boxes feel a little grayer tonight.

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (aBJcM)

353 It's not gay if you're sacking Constantinople.

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Speed reading that seems super gay until you realize it's an "a"

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (o/smN)

354
I have tentatively chosen Daniel of Padua, patron saint of military spouses. Since I was one for more than half my life.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2023 09:14 PM (0KUO3)

Cool. I will have to read up. Very happy for you.

Posted by: Iris at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (foa6+)

355 My confirmation name is Bartholomew.

Only in recent years I learned that he was skinned alive.

St. Bartholomew, pray for us.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

356 Crazy seems like a song Norah Jones would sing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:18 PM (eGTCV)

357 Speed reading that seems super gay until you realize it's an "a"
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (o/smN)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

358 Fun fact: There is a little-known clause in most Hollywood contracts stipulating that any movie taking place during the Vietnam War era must have CCR on the soundtrack.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:18 PM (X+Ku8)

359 Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

One of the 12 .

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (6pcCZ)

360 352 Hello Horde. Just wanted to send hugs y'all's way. The gray boxes feel a little grayer tonight.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (aBJcM)

Good evening, sid.

I think this year's TxMoMe Tshirt should say I've Got Friends in Gray Boxes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (OX9vb)

361 I want the Horde to know ahead of time that if I suffer a sudden demise that I didn't commit suicide, my car's brakes work just fine, I practice firearms safety, I stop for red lights and don't cut in front of trains or trucks, and I keep my hands to myself.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (W+kMI)

362 President Biden issued an order Friday directing federal agencies to check-in with residents of East Palestine, Ohio, after a train derailment earlier this month. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Environmental Protection Agency and Federal Emergency Management Agency will go door-to-door, visiting homes to see how families are doing and connect them any resources they may need.

At a press conference on August 12th, 1986, US President Ronald Reagan said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

Posted by: SMOD at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (RovqD)

363 358 Fun fact: There is a little-known clause in most Hollywood contracts stipulating that any movie taking place during the Vietnam War era must have CCR on the soundtrack.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:18 PM (X+Ku

I thought Paint It Black was required.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

364 355 My confirmation name is Bartholomew.

Only in recent years I learned that he was skinned alive.

St. Bartholomew, pray for us.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

His skin is Michelango's self portrait in The Last Judgement.

In Iconography he is shown usually with a flensing knife or something similar. In Last Judgement, he is holding his own skin. Michelangelo went hard as he got older.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

365 358 Fun fact: There is a little-known clause in most Hollywood contracts stipulating that any movie taking place during the Vietnam War era must have CCR on the soundtrack.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:18 PM (X+Ku

Time period is right, but was it really THAT popular? There were a lot of good groups at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

366 Birkenstocks are gayer than Crocs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
----
Hey, I wear Birkenstocks.
Nurse ratched also wears Birkenstocks.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (UUBmN)

367
Old Man River > Green River
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


Bladerunner >> A River Runs through It

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (jonTH)

368 Father Bluto: Dorfman, I've thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi confirmation name is... Flounder.

Flounder: Flounder?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (4I/2K)

369 I um a friend met WDS at the Capitol on January 6.

Saw her at the Texas MoMe this past year which was my first.

Gah. Time.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (pwExq)

370 356 Crazy seems like a song Norah Jones would sing.
Posted by: N.Lurker



https://youtu.be/uH06hFq9Y1I

She has.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (3FiQa)

371 The sacking of Constantinople by the French was a grave deed. The French. fucking cheese-eating surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (TXFi7)

372 Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (TXFi7)

One of the 12 .
Posted by: polynikes

Likewise. Matthew 16:18.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:22 PM (qoGsy)

373 The opening to China Beach has a Motown song.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

374 Sock fail

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2023 09:23 PM (pwExq)

375 Time period is right, but was it really THAT popular? There were a lot of good groups at the time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:20 PM (zZu0s

I don't think it's CCR . I think it's just the one CCR song, Fortunate Son .

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:23 PM (6pcCZ)

376 Segway goes feral:

https://tinyurl.com/23sccw85

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 09:23 PM (bW8dp)

377 373 The opening to China Beach has a Motown song.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

Mmmm. China Beach Dana Delany.

https://tinyurl.com/259sm939

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

378 Seems to me House of the Rising Sun is heard in a lot Vietnam era movies.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

379 I always sort of wondered how popular CCR really was. I never got the feeling they were hugely popular. Maybe an interesting oddity with some catchy songs, but like I said, I have no feel for it when it happened in real time.

But dang I can listen to them over and over.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (o/smN)

380 I don't think it's CCR . I think it's just the one CCR song, Fortunate Son .
Posted by: polynikes

The Animals "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" was pretty big. Released in '65.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:25 PM (qoGsy)

381 "A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous 14th Century" by Barbara Tuchman is great. The French loved their little pies.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:25 PM (TXFi7)

382 Mmmm. China Beach Dana Delany.

Nurses running on the beach.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:25 PM (eGTCV)

383 > Hey, I wear Birkenstocks.
Nurse ratched also wears Birkenstocks.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:21 PM (UUBmN)

Well, I think he meant when men wear them. They're perfectly fine for women.

Sort of like the way that women can wear stiletto heels, but when a man wears them it qualifies him to be put in charge of nuclear waste disposal in the Biden administration. Especially if he stole them from a woman's luggage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (bW8dp)

384 379 I always sort of wondered how popular CCR really was. I never got the feeling they were hugely popular. Maybe an interesting oddity with some catchy songs, but like I said, I have no feel for it when it happened in real time.

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Fantasy Records made a fortune off of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (Qzn2/)

385 377 373 The opening to China Beach has a Motown song.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:22 PM (eGTCV)

Mmmm. China Beach Dana Delany.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

Anyone catch her in Tulsa King? GILF status achieved.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (X+Ku8)

386 Seems to me House of the Rising Sun is heard in a lot Vietnam era movies.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

In Hamburger Hill they played We Gotta Get Out of This Place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (UQUAY)

387 Mmmm. China Beach Dana Delany.

https://tinyurl.com/259sm939
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

Bob Saget used to hit that. Unbelievable.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (6pcCZ)

388 20 his dance is Literal Violence and i'm not even kidding
Posted by: ace at February 24, 2023 07:42 PM

The Zulus did it better.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 24, 2023 07:49 PM (N52dd)
----
Best is the Gumboot Dance performed by the gold miners near Johannesburg.
https://youtu.be/aaysWqw8Njo last segment

Posted by: Ciampino - kid needs a kick in the jewels at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

389 Fantasy Records made a fortune off of them.

--

I know I would've bought all their albums.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:27 PM (o/smN)

390 I always sort of wondered how popular CCR really was. I never got the feeling they were hugely popular. Maybe an interesting oddity with some catchy songs, but like I said, I have no feel for it when it happened in real time.

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Fantasy Records made a fortune off of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (Qzn2/)

Swamp Rock....they had a great...if shortish...run.

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR)

391 YouTube has pulled up Hurt by Johnny Cash. Dayum that's a sad song.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:28 PM (eGTCV)

392 > I always sort of wondered how popular CCR really was. I never got the feeling they were hugely popular.

They were definitely popular in my social milieu. I'd say that at least 7/10 of the people I knew had a copy of "Creedence Gold" in their car 8 track collection.

Lots of gold and platinum albums, and even a fair number of multi-platinum albums.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2023 09:29 PM (bW8dp)

393 Birkenstocken liedenhosen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 09:29 PM (mE7cY)

394 So this is sort of scary and indicative of the world we inhabit.

Chris Millier is on Tim Cast right now, he was a Pentagon Chief under Trump but he's been in the military and defense industry for decades.

The dude simply does not have an insight to what's going on globally and you would think someone who has been in the game as long as he has to have some insider knowledge or something interesting to say.

But nope, Ian, Tim and the rest of the gang are offering more interesting an illuminating commentary.

Scary.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2023 09:29 PM (up/3i)

395 Fantasy Records made a fortune off of them. ----

You mean ripped them off big time.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:29 PM (6pcCZ)

396 259 From true crime shows, I've learned that if there were horses to lose, it's the wife every time.

Apparently, a woman will kill a man without a second thought rather than give up her horses.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 08:50 PM (OX9vb)

same goes for the Mercedes...

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:29 PM (r46W7)

397 Pavianhodensack

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (X+Ku8)

398 They were definitely popular in my social milieu. I'd say that at least 7/10 of the people I knew had a copy of "Creedence Gold" in their car 8 track collection.

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Thanks for this.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (o/smN)

399 The Animals "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" was pretty big. Released in '65.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:25 PM (qoGsy)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Javems at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (AmoqO)

400 China Beach was on too late when the kids were young. And why fantasize about Dana Delany when I could climb into bed with the girl that loved me all of her heart and all of her body?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (TXFi7)

401 I would have gone through life not knowing what a pickle roll is except for WDS.

😢😢

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (UUBmN)

402 400 China Beach was on too late when the kids were young. And why fantasize about Dana Delany when I could climb into bed with the girl that loved me all of her heart and all of her body?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:30 PM (TXFi7)

You knew Bea Arthur?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (X+Ku8)

403 The part in the video with June watching Johnny as he sings hurt is heartbreaking.
I need a happy song.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

404 Everyone in Vietnam listened to Jim Morrison, and 'The End". I saw it in a movie.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (r46W7)

405 394 So this is sort of scary and indicative of the world we inhabit.

Chris Millier is on Tim Cast right now, he was a Pentagon Chief under Trump but he's been in the military and defense industry for decades.

The dude simply does not have an insight to what's going on globally and you would think someone who has been in the game as long as he has to have some insider knowledge or something interesting to say.

But nope, Ian, Tim and the rest of the gang are offering more interesting an illuminating commentary.

Scary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender



The military and defence industry are a bubble within the bubble of the FedGov Leviathan. The IC bubble is worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (3FiQa)

406 Bob Saget used to hit that. Unbelievable.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:26 PM (6pcCZ)

Why do you have to step on it like that? Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

407 Disney sidebar, I really want to believe these companies slashing their social justice/woke/HR/DEI hires is a real step toward sanity and realizing that this is not earning them money like they thought but I am extremely skeptical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:32 PM (0hOvj)

408 Now Wolf Totem by The Hu is playing. That will snap me out of my funk.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (eGTCV)

409 I need a happy song.

---

(Jonathan Richman has entered the chat)

https://youtu.be/XiXKnZp5LDc

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (o/smN)

410 The part in the video with June watching Johnny as he sings hurt is heartbreaking.
I need a happy song.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

Dwight Yoakam- Guitars ,Cadillacs

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (6pcCZ)

411 Thank you Ben Had. That was beautiful. *raises glass in honor of Diane*

Damn... still can't believe it.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (wagHN)

412 403 The part in the video with June watching Johnny as he sings hurt is heartbreaking.
I need a happy song.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

https://tinyurl.com/296zmmkm

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (mE7cY)

413 I can't really process WestminsterDogShow being dead. She organized several Denver area Morondevous and was such a sweet but lively soul.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (3cGpq)

414 403 you do need a happy song! And I am glad you are heeding the super advice on the thyroid, but also I know you are going through a lot of stress right now. Keep marching forward, you will get through this.

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 09:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

415 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (6pcCZ)

416 Swamp Rock....they had a great...if shortish...run.
Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 09:28 PM (AwYPR)

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Its funny that most listeners assumed they hailed from the South and the bayou country because their music was full of those references.

They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

417 Bea Arthur? Didn't she have an abortion on "Maude?"

Didn't Robin Williams make fun of her? Or was that Ethel Merman?

Same difference.

You know, Bea Arthur got kicked out of the Army for illicit sex. True to form.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (TXFi7)

418 403 The part in the video with June watching Johnny as he sings hurt is heartbreaking.
I need a happy song.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:31 PM (eGTCV)

Linked before:

https://tinyurl.com/r6ee8bbk

I love this song. So upbeat. So smooth. Just fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:36 PM (zZu0s)

419 They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

The Gollywogs?

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (AwYPR)

420 Its funny that most listeners assumed they hailed from the South and the bayou country because their music was full of those references.

They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

Fogarty addressed that once, he said it was kinda strange even to him, that that was the music that came to him and it had nothing to do with where he was born and raised.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (r46W7)

421 You know, Bea Arthur got kicked out of the Army for illicit sex. True to form.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (TXFi7)

She had to learn the hard way not to stick her dick in teh crazy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (X+Ku8)

422 Its funny that most listeners assumed they hailed from the South and the bayou country because their music was full of those references.

They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

Which reminded me, I still say there is no such thing as crawfish pie. At least the name.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (6pcCZ)

423 I can't really process WestminsterDogShow being dead. She organized several Denver area Morondevous and was such a sweet but lively soul.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 24, 2023 09:33 PM (3cGpq)

WHAT?! When? How?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2023 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)

424 Wonderful words, Ben Had.

Jordan61 -- gonna hold you to that extra hug threat!!

Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2023 09:38 PM (65o39)

425 Wolf Totem gets in my bones. And I am not Mongolian.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:38 PM (eGTCV)

426 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?
Posted by: polynikes

Old enough to know better but chose to do it anyway!!

I don't know for sure but she looked damn good.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:39 PM (qoGsy)

427 Speaking of CCR Born on the Bayou is playing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:39 PM (eGTCV)

428 WHAT?! When? How?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2023 09:38 PM (Mzdiz)

see post #109

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:39 PM (r46W7)

429 More upbeat:

https://tinyurl.com/yuhcmr6t

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

430 Love CCR

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:40 PM (UUBmN)

431 Which reminded me, I still say there is no such thing as crawfish pie. At least the name.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (6pcCZ)

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But yeah, the bathroom is still usually on the right.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:40 PM (Qzn2/)

432 Please Stand

Kamala

"You can clap. It's okay."

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 24, 2023 09:40 PM (BRHaw)

433 For what it's worth horny Mongolian warriors spread their DNA all the way to central Europe.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:41 PM (eGTCV)

434 415 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (6pcCZ)


29 I think.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2023 09:41 PM (pwExq)

435 51 Karachi ( had to look it up) is in the Solomon Islands.
Thought the Hawaiian chain is supposed to someday in millenia will produce another island

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe
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Karachi = A very large city in Pakistan.

Posted by: Ciampino - kid needs a kick in the jewels at February 24, 2023 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

436 433 For what it's worth horny Mongolian warriors spread their DNA all the way to central Europe.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:41 PM (eGTCV

Ghengis Khan was very rapey.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 09:42 PM (mE7cY)

437 I can't say I like the music but Wardruna and Heilung also get into my bones.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:42 PM (eGTCV)

438 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?
Posted by: polynikes

Old enough to know better but chose to do it anyway!!

I don't know for sure but she looked damn good.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:39 PM (qoGsy)

The best answer is...not that old. Mrs B asked me the same question. I said I really didn't know, but she wasn't old by a long shot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2023 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

439 All zydeco is upbeat

https://youtu.be/NSRcxdTqNiM

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:43 PM (0hOvj)

440 Zelensky has a needle dick.

Posted by: pawn at February 24, 2023 09:43 PM (wsHtO)

441 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (6pcCZ)

29 I think.
Posted by: blaster
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Perfect answer! She would have laughed her butt off at it!🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:43 PM (UUBmN)

442 Praying for the comfort of those who knew WDS.

Trainwreck, thank you for the link.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at February 24, 2023 09:43 PM (0udfB)

443 Crazy.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2023 09:02 PM (V13WU)
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Who sang Crazy?
Posted by: N.Lurker

Prolly already answered, but Patsy Cline. Check out this heavy metal cover by the Kidney thieves.

Here's the official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anD99684L9w

And here's the scene FROM chucky where I first found this great band. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vaEtzcku_WU

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (5xoY0)

444 Now Brandy is playing. I find that song happier.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (eGTCV)

445 431 Which reminded me, I still say there is no such thing as crawfish pie. At least the name.
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:37 PM (6pcCZ)

well that was written by Hank Williams, and his excuse was that he needed a rhyme for "jambalay (a)"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (r46W7)

446 https://youtu.be/Xqgr7R4zUMg

This isn't sad anyway. Nice tune from an 80s pop country band. They're not bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (3FiQa)

447 They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.

Yeah The Band came from Canada but they sounded Southern as hell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (0hOvj)

448 The best answer is...not that old. Mrs B asked me the same question. I said I really didn't know, but she wasn't old by a long shot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2023 09:42 PM (VwHCD)

All the more shocking and sad .

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (6pcCZ)

449 Polynikes, I don't know exactly, but she was roughly my age and I am 60. Too young to die.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (OX9vb)

450 A gentleman will always remember a lady's birthday, but never remember her age.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (TXFi7)

451 Love CCR

Me too. It's a bit sad that such great music came from such a dysfunctional group of guys.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

452 Buckwheat Zydeco Hey Good Lookin

https://youtu.be/uRRW3aine6Y

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (0hOvj)

453 444 Now Brandy is playing. I find that song happier.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:44 PM (eGTCV)

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She was a fine girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (Qzn2/)

454 Regarding the iron flower thing, I worked in a steel foundry and was around a lot of flying blobs of metal and slag. Metal will cool very rapidly, especially if blasted into teensy little balls flying thru the air. The guys up close wear nomex and aluminized gloves etc as they are very close to the metal. What if the guy spooning the metal up out of the furnace goofs and splashes his buddy? When I started working at the foundry the melters working the furnace wore simple cotton T shirts. If you were hit by a flying spark of metal it would go thru the shirt and hit your skin. Because the metal transfers heat so rapidly it would instantly boil the water in your skin and pop right off. Little burns, not deep at all. Slag, the impurities floating on top of the molten metal, is far more dangerous. It is a great insulator, transfers heat very slowly, so if it hits your skin it sticks and a lot more heat penetrates. The nomex does cut down on the number of burns you get, but increases the severity of them. If metal gets into a chink of your clothing the nomex, unlike a cotton T shirt, holds the metal next to you.

Posted by: Somebody buy Elon a beer for me at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (JcnFx)

455 Hello Horde. Just wanted to send hugs y'all's way. The gray boxes feel a little grayer tonight.
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 24, 2023 09:17 PM (aBJcM)


Howdy SiD. Hugs to you too. You're so right about the extra grayness of these boxes tonight. Much love to the Horde. NEVER underestimate the lives and hearts you are touching here just by being you.

Posted by: Doof at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (65o39)

456 Me too. It's a bit sad that such great music came from such a dysfunctional group of guys.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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Isn't most great music?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (UUBmN)

457
415 How old a woman was WDS if that's okay to ask?
Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:35 PM (6pcCZ)

Don LeMon would define her as in danger of being past her prime. He would be wrong.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)

458 447 They actually came out of the Bay Area in CA.

Yeah The Band came from Canada but they sounded Southern as hell
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Drummer was from Arkansas.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (3FiQa)

459 Something I was struck by when listening to a podcast this morning. He was talking about the population of Sirmium around 500AD as only being about 15k people. Then he mentioned that the population of Alexandria (Egypt) at the time was only around 500k- and it was one of the largest cities in Byzantium (Eastern Roman Empire.) Hell, Constantinople, I think he said only had maybe 600k people. (Rome, by contrast, at it's height was well over a million.)

One thing we do not think about was how EMPTY the world was.

15k would be a fairly small town now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

460 Her eyes could steal a sailor from the sea.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (SYTee)

461 I knew a girl, a guy sent her the 45 to Brandy. She couldn't decide if it was romantic or he wanted to break up with her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (0hOvj)

462 From what I have read, Genghis Khan didn't rape anyone.

The girls were lining up around the corner. If they got pregnant, he gave them a stipend.

5% of chinese are descendents.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:47 PM (TXFi7)

463 Isn't most great music?

Almost all great art comes from pain and struggle

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:47 PM (0hOvj)

464 You guys playin' cards?

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 24, 2023 09:47 PM (geLO8)

465 Now I''m listening to Copperhead Road by Steve Earle.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:48 PM (eGTCV)

466 Hi SiD!

I think I'm turning in early tonight, folks. Have a nice ONT, y'all.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2023 09:48 PM (Mzdiz)

467 From what I have read, Genghis Khan didn't rape anyone.

The girls were lining up around the corner. If they got pregnant, he gave them a stipend.


The girl that killed him wasn't exactly willing. It was like a revenge movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:48 PM (0hOvj)

468 461 I knew a girl, a guy sent her the 45 to Brandy. She couldn't decide if it was romantic or he wanted to break up with her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (0hOvj)

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It was an oblique way of telling her he was homo and wanted to live with sailors.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:49 PM (Qzn2/)

469 Don LeMon would define her as in danger of being past her prime. He would be wrong.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (Mzdiz)

Dead wrong. She was a pistol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2023 09:49 PM (VwHCD)

470 73 There's a Karachi in the Solomons?

Some guys have done some good videos exploring battle locations and relics on Guadalcanal. Have not seen any on other spots like Cape Gloucester, Bougainville, Vella Lavella.

Had an opportunity to visit Guadalcanal a few years back but just couldn't fit it in.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2023 08:03 PM (OTzUX)
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I have grown a lot of Bouganvillea, from cuttings, in my time.

Posted by: Ciampino - had a green thumb then at February 24, 2023 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

471 462 From what I have read, Genghis Khan didn't rape anyone.

The girls were lining up around the corner. If they got pregnant, he gave them a stipend.

5% of chinese are descendents.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:47 PM (TXFi7)

Suuuuurre

Pull this leg. It plays jingle bells.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 09:49 PM (mE7cY)

472 I don't remember the exact number, but I sort of remember reading something like 1 in every 100 or 200 men are descended from Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (o/smN)

473
Drummer was from Arkansas.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (3FiQa)

Levon Helm. Loved him.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

474 451 Love CCR

Me too. It's a bit sad that such great music came from such a dysfunctional group of guys.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2023 09:45 PM (Xrfse)

There was a lot of blame to be laid on all of them (John was a dick but his bandmates weren't much better) I listened to an interview with Fogarty once where he talked about the court case, in which a judge had ruled that he couldn't use the CCR name on his own. The judge also told him not to do songs that "sounded like" CCR. He said he asked him "I'm the lead singer and the lead writer. How am I supposed to do songs where I don't sound like myself?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (r46W7)

475 I buy that women wanted Genghis Khan, he was the most powerful, deadliest man in the world. He was the ultimate bad boy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (0hOvj)

476 Was it the poison on the lips like in "Marco Polo?"

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:51 PM (TXFi7)

477 History is written by the victors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 24, 2023 09:51 PM (mE7cY)

478 So, I pretty much always lurk here...I love the Cafe!
This one is fantastic. Nicely done Ace!
See y'all upstairs....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 24, 2023 09:51 PM (W+gYr)

479 Night Miley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (zZu0s)

480 5 out of 100. But mostly in Chyna.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (TXFi7)

481 There's a Karachi in the Solomons

--

The oft-forgotten B-side to Put a Candle in the Window.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (o/smN)

482 The judge also told him not to do songs that "sounded like" CCR. He said he asked him "I'm the lead singer and the lead writer. How am I supposed to do songs where I don't sound like myself?"

Yeah that's a ludicrous injunction.

Was it the poison on the lips like in "Marco Polo?"

Na, she just poisoned his food. I mean he murdered her entire family then took her as a concubine, how exactly he figured that was going to work out for him I am puzzled by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (0hOvj)

483 I think kissing is a modern thing, especially open mouth kissing. Modern dental hygiene for the win!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (UUBmN)

484 Levon Helm. Loved him.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

Levon, Levon likes his money!

okay different song, different singer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 09:53 PM (r46W7)

485 445 431

Crawfish pie is def a thing!

https://tinyurl.com/2p9bkbz6

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2023 09:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

486 CRT,

okay. I will buy your book. You are certainly more knowledgable about this than me.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (TXFi7)

487 483 I think kissing is a modern thing, especially open mouth kissing. Modern dental hygiene for the win!
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (UUBmN)

I did not know that.
Do you mean King David never kissed Bathsheba, or Bathsheva.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (eGTCV)

488 I'm taking a "stop the bleed" class tomorrow morning so I'll be better prepared for October 🤪

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (UUBmN)

489 483 I think kissing is a modern thing, especially open mouth kissing. Modern dental hygiene for the win!
Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:52 PM (UUBmN)

Ha! Try to think of something we weren't doing two millenia ago!

Posted by: The Romans at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (r46W7)

490 If you have never been to a MoMe please consider it. The Horde are an incredible group and.my life has forever been enriched by knowing you'll

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (EZPNh)

491 Drummer was from Arkansas.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 09:46 PM (3FiQa)

Levon Helm. Loved him.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 09:50 PM (eGTCV)

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I understand he got his start selling cartoon balloons in town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (Qzn2/)

492 Levon Helm. Loved him.
Posted by: N.Lurker

Leroy singing "Ophelia" with The Band:
https://youtu.be/xe7y7ByOrwQ

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:55 PM (qoGsy)

493 CRT,

Is there a way to get a signed copy?

You are famous here. I would love a signed copy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:56 PM (TXFi7)

494 Conn Iggulden has a really great series on Genghis Khan, I recommend it to everyone. Love to see a long form series done about his life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:56 PM (0hOvj)

495 I'm related to a bunch of coonasses. They eat all kinds of stuff, and there's not doubt they'll figure out a way to shove some of it in a pastry shell.

Best bunch of people you ever want to meet.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:56 PM (o/smN)

496 ugh - Levon

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 09:58 PM (qoGsy)

497 Robbie Robertson's solo album is terrific, I thought.

I dunno how to get anyone a signed book, but my signature is hardly worth the ink it takes. I'm not even famous to my family

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:58 PM (0hOvj)

498 Most folks just drank water and their teeth and oral hygiene was fine.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (TXFi7)

499 I'm related to a bunch of coonasses. They eat all kinds of stuff, and there's not doubt they'll figure out a way to shove some of it in a pastry shell.

Best bunch of people you ever want to meet.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 09:56 PM (o/smN)

Crawfish pistolettes . Coonass kolache.

So awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (6pcCZ)

500 One thing we do not think about was how EMPTY the world was.
15k would be a fairly small town now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Just the way Bill Gates and the WEF want it to be again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

501 Ok, I was wrong about kissing being modern. But it is cultural and not all cultures kiss.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (UUBmN)

502 One island had a swamp
One thousand retreating Japanese went in. Five hundred came out.

It was full of salt water crocodiles.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (LC5ur)

503 When I die, tan my hide and place it between the two things I love best horses and cowboys in Wranglers

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2023 10:00 PM (EZPNh)

504 Just the way Bill Gates and the WEF want it to be again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

Well, it gives context for things like the Black Death. 30% of the population is not as many raw people, but it would have made an empty world even emptier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 10:00 PM (zZu0s)

505 >When I die, tan my hide and place it between the two things I love best horses and cowboys in Wranglers

Posted by: Ben Had


So we tanned her hide when she died, Clyde, and that's it hangin' on the shed

all together now...

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 24, 2023 10:01 PM (geLO8)

506 Funny about kissing. I watched the 1995 "Pride and Prejudice." There was no kissing until the wedding.

"You may now kiss the bride" was literally the beginning.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 10:02 PM (TXFi7)

507 Conn Iggulden has a really great series on Genghis Khan, I recommend it to everyone. Love to see a long form series done about his life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 09:56 PM (0hOvj)

I have it but haven't opened it. I started reading his one about Julius Caesar and stop 1/3 in. I'll give the Khan one a chance.

I was trying to find an author with a similar style of Steven Pressfield. Conn wasn't. Not saying he's not a very good writer . Just didn't match salvation I was looking for.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (6pcCZ)

508 No one has ever known the actual cause of Genghis' death, it was kept a secret at the time among the Mongols, and a plethora of legends were concocted. One of them might be true, but there's no way to ever know which one. (plague, typhus, bad fall, poison are just some of the possibilities)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (r46W7)

509 497 Robbie Robertson's solo album is terrific, I thought.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



He has several. Love 'Storyville'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (3FiQa)

510 Just seeing about the death of westminsterdogshow .

RIP.

Death comes for us all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (xcxpd)

511 How about a city kid wearing wranglers but has a pure heart?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (TXFi7)

512 Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade, whose balloon is thought to have been shot down by USAF, apparently has had to shutdown their website. Too bad; they have a good radio club!
https://archive.is/glrEK

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 24, 2023 10:05 PM (MvF+J)

513 Yeah kissing was considered very intimate in high society England, maybe carried over from the puritans. People really bash the puritans largely out of ignorance and really mean spirited people spreading nonsense, but you had to understand the culture they were in.

Things were really, really corrupt and debauched and the church its self in England was some of the worst offenders. Puritans overreacted in a lot of ways, but they were trying to stop the kind of disgustingly nasty stuff we're seeing today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 10:05 PM (0hOvj)

514 How about a city kid wearing wranglers but has a pure heart?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

The 'pure heart' part counts more against you that the city kid part. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (qoGsy)

515 How about a city kid wearing wranglers but has a pure heart?

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I don't think it's the heart that's the issue.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (o/smN)

516 Just seeing about the death of westminsterdogshow .

RIP.

Death comes for us all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 24, 2023 10:03 PM (xcxpd)
***

Sigh.
Indeed.
God bless.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (anj39)

517 490 BenHad...
I just now saw that we lost westminsterdogshow! She hosted the very first MoMes I attended here in Colorado - the place where I met so many wonderful Morons. RIP, WDS.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (W+gYr)

518 Oh, wow, just read about WDS - may her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (v23vE)

519 Kissing seems innate.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (6pcCZ)

520 Northern Illinois Bottlecap Balloon Brigade, whose balloon is thought to have been shot down by USAF, apparently has had to shutdown their website. Too bad; they have a good radio club!
https://archive.is/glrEK
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy

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There was a photo of some poor old white guy holding a cross in a photo talking about their projects and balloons.

Those Christian Nationalist insurrectionists are so f*cked.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 10:07 PM (o/smN)

521 Things were really, really corrupt and debauched and the church its self in England was some of the worst offenders. Puritans overreacted in a lot of ways, but they were trying to stop the kind of disgustingly nasty stuff we're seeing today.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 10:05 PM (0hOvj)

There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (eGTCV)

522 506 Funny about kissing. I watched the 1995 "Pride and Prejudice." There was no kissing until the wedding.

"You may now kiss the bride" was literally the beginning.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 24, 2023 10:02 PM (TXFi7)

There's a line in "Pygmalion" (the non-musical version of My Fair Lady) which comes to mind. Leslie Howard mentions something about Marriage being so essential, and Alfred Doolittle pops up and says "Oh that's just Middle Class morality".

the working classes (and lower) have always been far less restrictive about such things.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (r46W7)

523 She hosted the very first MoMes I attended here in Colorado - the place where I met so many wonderful Morons. RIP, WDS.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 24, 2023 10:06 PM (W+gYr)

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I was hoping for another one this year now that I live out west - was hoping to meet a few more Morons.

Posted by: 496 at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (iQRMJ)

524 520 I wish our local radio club was more like NIBBB.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 24, 2023 10:09 PM (MvF+J)

525 There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (eGTCV)

He denied her his Precious Bodily Fluids?

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2023 10:09 PM (r46W7)

526 Crawfish pistolettes . Coonass kolache.

So awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 09:59 PM (6pcCZ)

First encountered them in an Exxon station just south of Lafayette. So good. I used to make them myself many years ago.

Posted by: Javems at February 24, 2023 10:10 PM (AmoqO)

527 How about a city kid wearing wranglers but has a pure heart?

Wranglers are the only jeans that fit me right off the rack. I have no pretentions of being a cowboy, although some live like 50 miles from me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 10:10 PM (0hOvj)

528 There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.
Posted by: N.Lurker

Stone him!! The Bastid!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2023 10:10 PM (qoGsy)

529 There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (eGTCV)

competency hearing?

Posted by: BignJames at February 24, 2023 10:10 PM (AwYPR)

530 First encountered them in an Exxon station just south of Lafayette. So good. I used to make them myself many years ago.

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There used to be so much good food in mom and pop gas stations all around the South. There still is, but you have to look a little harder these days.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 24, 2023 10:11 PM (o/smN)

531 There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 10:08 PM (eGTCV)

He was ghey.

Posted by: Back to the main theme of this thread at February 24, 2023 10:11 PM (II3Gr)

532 re: sidebar Fetterman's wife

WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

533 There was a Puritan man taken to court for denying his wife sex.

Yeah, they took the Bible seriously: do not neglect sex with the spouse very long unless you're seriously ill. I have read that Puritans were the first to write love letters to their wives, instead of mistresses/girlfriends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2023 10:13 PM (0hOvj)

534 523

I hope someone will take over...I would sure like to have that honor, but I live in the mountains; I doubt anyone would want travel here...
Anyway, my heart hurts for sweet Diane...I'll sorely miss that girl...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 24, 2023 10:14 PM (W+gYr)

535 nood

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at February 24, 2023 10:14 PM (MvF+J)

536 re: sidebar Fetterman's wife

WTF?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

Hmm. I wonder what is contributing to some of his depression.

Posted by: polynikes at February 24, 2023 10:14 PM (6pcCZ)

537 532 re: sidebar Fetterman's wife

WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2023 10:12 PM (zZu0s

--------
She's obviously inconsolable.

Posted by: 496 at February 24, 2023 10:15 PM (KU/hr)

538 No ONT? What's the story with WDS?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 24, 2023 10:15 PM (Angsy)

539 BTW there is a biblical passage, perhaps 1 Cor. 7, cautioning husbands against denying sex to their wives.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 24, 2023 10:16 PM (eGTCV)

540 145 Where do I complain about this post? It's gayer than shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 24, 2023 08:22 PM (Qzn2/)
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Talk to Don LeMon, he needs a new job.

Posted by: Ciampino - LeMon has a brown finger at February 24, 2023 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

541 137
'One data point, there were thousands upon thousands of ballots with only the Presidential candidates filled in with no other candidates filled in.'

You have a link for this?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 24, 2023 10:41 PM (roH4R)

542 Re: the sidebar

It's not about owing anything to the people who spent the last 5 years turning Star Trek into woke garbage. It's about applying positive reinforcement when they step away from woke garbage. You can't say "Get Woke, Go Broke" and then ignore the reverse corollary of that statement. If you want more entertainment that isn't woke garbage, you have to show them that abandoning woke characters and storylines will be rewarded. Otherwise, what incentive do they have to change? If there's no demand for non-woke Star Trek, then there won't be any supply.

Posted by: Caiwyn at February 25, 2023 03:59 AM (Bmy9A)

543 I am considerably older than 29, but I got a 2 score anyway. No Myspace, no AOL.

Posted by: Flyover Country at February 25, 2023 04:46 PM (lToYa)

544 Ⲟutstanding story there. Whɑt oϲcսrred after?
Take carе!

Posted by: alloy at March 16, 2023 12:34 AM (JGQlg)

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