Fire of Manhood Cafe

Bohemian, Switzerland
butnomatter.theroadislife

Fluffy white taint.

FAQ: Will goats eat a wheelbarrow of tomatoes? A: Yes, goats are awesome and will eat almost anything.

Squirrel playing with a ball. Cute.

VERY SCARY, CONTENT WARNING FOR TERROR. SOUND ON!

MOAR TERROR!

Sometimes you triumph. Sometimes you Jonah Goldberg.

One of those painters that angrily throws paint at the canvas but the twist here is that at the end it doesn't look like a retard could have done it.

Oh God what have I done to deserve this?!

Fathers showing great reflexes and agility and even some actual Spider-Sense to protect their children from sudden danger.

Do women know about shrinkage?

Driver slows down to watch as magpie helps scared hedgehog cross the road pic.twitter.com/1dK5ABsIcn
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) February 22, 2023

Baby porcupine.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/V4pwUNrTbc
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) February 19, 2023

You'll Fall While Watching 🤣 pic.twitter.com/JpzbNJNLOU
— Epic Videos (@EpicVideosOnly) February 22, 2023

He didn't turn in his Man Card -- they gave him an extra one.

The best idiot ever! pic.twitter.com/A3fAiHC4JO
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) February 23, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

2 present !

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:29 PM (V13WU)

3 CAFE!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 07:29 PM (Xlnez)

4 I played both those scary videos and now my cat won't stop looking at me funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:30 PM (mE7cY)

5 Bohemian Switzerland? Is that near Spanish Croatia?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 07:30 PM (guGkK)

6 He didn't turn in his Man Card -- they gave him an extra one.

==

He may have to trade it in for a new bionic penis.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:30 PM (V13WU)

7 Bats, penguins, and shivs for the trifecta!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

8 the bear vid only being viewable with a click to instagram spoils my joke

Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 07:31 PM (C1Zwz)

9 that cannot be an untampered picture up top.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 23, 2023 07:31 PM (VohFI)

10 Last video made me laugh *at not with* the guy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 07:32 PM (Me9WP)

11 Oh Veritas is going to audit O'Keefe after firing him...

Dear Veritas,

Go audit yourself with a flaming chainsaw.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 07:33 PM (32qSk)

12 that cannot be an untampered picture up top.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted

Eh, most cameras now have a dynamic range option as default. That or running through a photoshop-like program will give you a few scripts that will simulate it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 23, 2023 07:34 PM (XF9Gj)

13 "magpie helps scared hedgehog cross the road"

That's just a magpie being its normal jerk self, but the music almost sells it. Wish we had magpies around here.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

14 Neat picture

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

15 Now I get cafe title. I was expecting something ....more ribald .....

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:35 PM (V13WU)

16 So, any of you Morons do this as kids?

https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/
1628873732189216768

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 07:35 PM (Xlnez)

17 My kind of porn : masturbating polar bear

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (3XQTX)

18 Top picture - unknown work by Thomas Kincaid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (32qSk)

19 Bicycle ride. Nope, absolutely not.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (Me9WP)

20 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

21 Thinking about it, why wouldn't other animals get enjoyment out of toys like our house pets?

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 07:37 PM (xhxe8)

22 So, any of you Morons do this as kids?

I never liked dancing, so no. Guy is very aggressive though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 07:37 PM (0hOvj)

23 11 Oh Veritas is going to audit O'Keefe after firing him...

Dear Veritas,

Go audit yourself with a flaming chainsaw.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 07:33 PM (32qSk

They think this will help their case and make people stop ignoring their pleas for donations.

Look, Okeefe stole post-it notes!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:37 PM (mE7cY)

24 "My kind of porn : masturbating polar bear
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

A cool jerk?

Posted by: The Capitols at February 23, 2023 07:37 PM (iayUP)

25 20 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

--------------------------

Or, alternatively, pr0n

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2023 07:38 PM (uPgE/)

26 Best idiot?
Yup.
Fire things and crotches. Never a good idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 07:39 PM (anj39)

27 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 23, 2023 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

28 Thinking about it, why wouldn't other animals get enjoyment out of toys like our house pets?

Toss a big ball in a field with cows and they'll kick that thing around all day

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

29 Hedgehog stuck against the curb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 07:40 PM (63Dwl)

30 25 20 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

--------------------------

Or, alternatively, pr0n
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2023 07:38 PM (uPgE/)

-----------------------

What the hell? My browser is rendering zeroes differently now. Barely indistinguishable from "o"s

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2023 07:40 PM (uPgE/)

31 The Dads saving kids video was all kind of awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 07:41 PM (8SCtT)

32 Maybe the squirrel thinks it's a big nut it can't crack.

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2023 07:41 PM (SYTee)

33 Best idiot money can buy?

Joey Bidet, hands down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 07:41 PM (32qSk)

34 Toss a big ball in a field with cows and they'll kick that thing around all day
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

Don't do it. You need them to focus on making milk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

35 DeSantis is hosting a big party this weekend for donors.

How long before he announces?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:43 PM (mE7cY)

36 Nice finale with 3rd World BMX and then Flare Cock.

Posted by: eleven at February 23, 2023 07:43 PM (t4fCu)

37 That's an Escher bike course, isn't it?
Glad they put up that brawny yellow 'caution' tape. Practically as strong as rows of old race tires.

Posted by: micky at February 23, 2023 07:43 PM (3byMq)

38 Formal process to remove Gardner has begun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (mE7cY)

39 Goddammit I've been way late on everything today.

Posted by: Also a buck short at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (C3uQd)

40 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

41 There's a Felch Township in Michigan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (sWM8x)

42 >>>He didn't turn in his Man Card -- they gave him an extra one.

I'm deducting style points because it wasn't a roman candle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 07:45 PM (Jg7EG)

43 34 Toss a big ball in a field with cows and they'll kick that thing around all day
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 07:39 PM (0hOvj)

Don't do it. You need them to focus on making milk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

So, Cows like to play... does that mean if we throw them a Hula Hoop... we'd get Milk Shakes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

44 Been proved that O'Keefe has six red staplers at home!

Posted by: It's Shocking at February 23, 2023 07:46 PM (wrJpE)

45 Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

slippery slope

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:46 PM (V13WU)

46 Another friend of the Clinton is dead from suicide.

Thomas Lee, of Snapple fame found dead in his apartment. He was a billionaire living in NYC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (mE7cY)

47 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
***

Ahhh...the beast that makes two dorsal fins.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (anj39)

48 >>>Wish we had magpies around here.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp

>There's something I've never heard or seen before.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (Jg7EG)

49 Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

It's not a fluke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs)

50 23 11 Oh Veritas is going to audit O'Keefe after firing him...

Dear Veritas,

Go audit yourself with a flaming chainsaw.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2023 07:33 PM (32qSk

They think this will help their case and make people stop ignoring their pleas for donations.

Look, Okeefe stole post-it notes!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:37 PM (mE7cY)

better? who will run the audit? oh, the Chief Financial Officer... the one OKeefe fired and was rehired by the Board.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

51 Apologies and self denunciation for violating style guide : prOn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2023 07:48 PM (3XQTX)

52 What the hell? My browser is rendering zeroes differently now. Barely indistinguishable from "o"s
Posted by: No One of Consequence

This is why, when writing an 'O' or a '0', we'd use a strikethrough slash with the zero.

(It still didn't help some of my more moronic workmates.)

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 07:48 PM (qoGsy)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

54 My hover craft is full of eels.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (uNylN)

55 >>>Do women know about shrinkage?

Yes. They find it amusing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (gv7Yb)

56 That's better art than the art thread this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

57 what happened recently that precipitated sudden rush of suicides among Clinton friends and associates ? have they found Epstein's diary or soemething ?

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

58 Huh. Another Clinton associate found dead.

"Billionaire financier, 78, is found dead inside Fifth Avenue office: Investor - who was friends with Clintons - died from self-inflicted gunshot wound"

At the Daily Mail.

Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (iayUP)

59 Oh and Joy Beher said today on the View that Ohio had it coming for voting for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (mE7cY)

60 51 Apologies and self denunciation for violating style guide : prOn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2023 07:48 PM (3XQTX)

They're more like guidelines....

Posted by: Capt. BarprOnosa at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (oHd/0)

61 That bike rider is insane

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

62 >49 Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

It's not a fluke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs

I can't fathom these puns.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

63 57 what happened recently that precipitated sudden rush of suicides among Clinton friends and associates ? have they found Epstein's diary or soemething ?
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:49 PM (V13WU)

Hmmm.... seeing as how the there are no active cases dealing with Epstein, can the DOJ still hide records about him, from Congress?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

64 I mean, Clintons' totals are exceeding Putin associates sudden suicides totals.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

65 I love the picture! Would hang.

And I watched the ninja dad video twice. Awesome I'm reading a book on the Living the the Father's Loving Embrace for Lent and the dad video made me tear up...

Posted by: Iris at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (foa6+)

66 62 >49 Sexy fish pron. The love that dare not speak its name.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 07:44 PM (yQpMk)

It's not a fluke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs

I can't fathom these puns.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

I've got this... sinking feeling...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

67 Do women know about shrinkage?

Yes. They find it amusing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

"STAND BACK!! I DON"T KNOW HOW BIG IT WILL GET!!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (qoGsy)

68 Baby porc
Upine doo doo doo doo

Posted by: Earwormsharkupine at February 23, 2023 07:52 PM (C3uQd)

69 "This is why, when writing an 'O' or a '0', we'd use a strikethrough slash with the zero."

We just banned the use of zeroes.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

70 Angry painter link is no good.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2023 07:53 PM (gv7Yb)

71 >>>Do women know about shrinkage?

Yes. They find it amusing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

>It may not look like much now, Toots, but it'll grow on you!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 07:53 PM (Jg7EG)

72 Just tying up a few loose ends.

Posted by: Hillary at February 23, 2023 07:53 PM (SYTee)

73 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs

I can't fathom these puns.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

I've got this... sinking feeling...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

They're way out of your league.

Posted by: Will work for scale at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (C3uQd)

74 Want to piss of a tranny? Tell them that "Hogwarts Legacy" has sold 12million units and made $850m in 2 weeks.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (3XQTX)

75

Fathers are useless eaters and should be replaced with test tube turkey baster babies...

Posted by: Karenkunt at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (hhuMF)

76 'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours
https://mol.im/a/11784741

Posted by: Ciampino -- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

77 #define ZERO (1-1) ; no more 0's

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (MvF+J)

78

Bohemia Switzerland is a national park in Czechoslovakia...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at February 23, 2023 07:55 PM (hhuMF)

79 Just knowing the Clinton's should raise your life insurance rates.

Actuary tables probably have Clinton association factored in.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:55 PM (mE7cY)

80 Arizona crowd cheers for Alejandro Mayorkas impeachment at House Judiciary hearing https://trib.al/MyP6WWC

Posted by: Ciampino --- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

81 'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours
https://mol.im/a/11784741
Posted by: Ciampino -- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

Wolves are hungry. Hope she gets hit by a car and limps her ass to the middle of a forest somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Ace - if you need some filler tomorrow, here's the story on Joy Beher telling Ohio they deserved it.

https://tinyurl.com/4mns82xs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:56 PM (mE7cY)

83 Would take a fair amount of scrubbing and desliming before I would ride in a hovercraft that had been eel-infested. Worse than rats, those things.

Posted by: Neet Freek at February 23, 2023 07:56 PM (wrJpE)

84 76 'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours
https://mol.im/a/11784741
Posted by: Ciampino -- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

F em.... some of us are on Social Security. Some of us have watched our stock portfolios... the ones they FORCED us into for retirement accounts, decrease by 25%...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:56 PM (oHd/0)

85 Boeing unveils plans to end production of its St. Louis-made F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet
https://is.gd/hj5w8V

Posted by: Ciampino --- prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

86 83 Would take a fair amount of scrubbing and desliming before I would ride in a hovercraft that had been eel-infested. Worse than rats, those things.
Posted by: Neet Freek at February 23, 2023 07:56 PM (wrJpE)

/starts to sing...

Eelings.... nothing more than... eelings...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:57 PM (oHd/0)

87 82 Tim Pool lead story in two minutes.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

88 define ZERO (1-1) ; no more 0's
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp

What is the rationale for saying "niner" in a two way radio communication? On the surface at least, there doesn't seem to be any way to mishear that.

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM (qoGsy)

89 Would take a fair amount of scrubbing and desliming before I would ride in a hovercraft that had been eel-infested. Worse than rats, those things.

====

It is part of our Adventure Ride !

----Eel World

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM (V13WU)

90 I was terrified!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

91 5 DeSantis is hosting a big party this weekend for donors.

How long before he announces?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 23, 2023 07:43 PM (mE7cY)

............

After May 5th when the FL legislative session ends.

Posted by: Molly k. at February 23, 2023 07:59 PM (j/yko)

92 >81 'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours
https://mol.im/a/11784741
Posted by: Ciampino -- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

Wolves are hungry. Hope she gets hit by a car and limps her ass to the middle of a forest somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

She must work *really* hard. No food shortage in her house.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:59 PM (gryET)

93 Czechoslovakia???

Heeeeeeey! Wait a minute!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 07:59 PM (anj39)

94 76 'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours
https://mol.im/a/11784741
Posted by: Ciampino -- I prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (qfLjt)

Sound like stereotypical Boomer parents...

Posted by: If you aren't working 150 hours a week you're just lazy and stupid! at February 23, 2023 07:59 PM (C3uQd)

95 "What is the rationale for saying "niner" in a two way radio communication? On the surface at least, there doesn't seem to be any way to mishear that."

Same reason we hams say "fower" (4). Enhances the mystique, builds buzz, gets clix.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 07:59 PM (MvF+J)

96 Don't think ever seen a porcupine in wild here, and they are here

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 08:00 PM (xhxe8)

97 Non-retard painter link be busted.

Posted by: clutch cargo | now with 100% autocorrect. at February 23, 2023 08:00 PM (zB/T/)

98 Czechoslovakia???

Heeeeeeey! Wait a minute!
Posted by: Diogenes

It's like Burma...gone , but not forgotten !

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 08:00 PM (V13WU)

99 Fur as soft as needles.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 08:01 PM (9FKkp)

100 76 let them eat turnips:

Environment Secretary suggests Britons should eat TURNIPS instead of tomatoes amid supermarket shortages

Eating turnips could help avoid fruit and vegetable shortages in UK supermarkets during the winter months, Environment Secretary Therese Coffey suggested today.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 08:02 PM (Xlnez)

101 Arkancide? Was the gun there?
Billionaire financier, 78, is found dead inside Fifth Avenue office: Investor - who was friends with Clintons - died from self-inflicted gunshot wound - as family say 'our hearts are broken'
https://mol.im/a/11787061

Posted by: Ciampino -- prefer prosciutto & mortadella at February 23, 2023 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

102 It's like Burma...gone , but not forgotten !
Posted by: runner

"Myanmar Shave" just doesn't have that same ring.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 08:03 PM (qoGsy)

103 Turnips are edible? The More You Know.

Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp at February 23, 2023 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

104 "We just banned the use of zeroes."

It's an ingredient of teh math.

Posted by: Bosk at February 23, 2023 08:03 PM (ZVuYy)

105 The catch-of-the-day is always the go-to for a salty semen, but I hear sometimes an old seadog prefers a cuttle.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 08:04 PM (Jg7EG)

106 103 Turnips are yummy roasted.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

107 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-L2nfGcuE

Bald eagle's nest in big bear. Much snow, more to come.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 23, 2023 08:05 PM (Dlpj7)

108 'If you can't afford food, work harder':

If you can't do fish puns, post harder!

(am I doing this right?)

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 08:06 PM (anj39)

109 'If you can't afford food, work harder':

If you can't do fish puns, post harder!

(am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Diogenes

Yes, you earned our seal of approval.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

110 Eating turnips could help avoid fruit and vegetable shortages in UK supermarkets during the winter months, Environment Secretary Therese Coffey suggested today.

So could eating gravel, dirt, and small sticks.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 08:07 PM (eOEVl)

111 Can't afford groceries? Eat fodder and silage, like Brussels sprouts and turnips! Oh wait, the fucking hipsters drove the price of that up too. Eat zee bugs!

Posted by: Soon the bait shops will require reservations at February 23, 2023 08:08 PM (C3uQd)

112 >109 'If you can't afford food, work harder':

If you can't do fish puns, post harder!

(am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Diogenes

Yes, you earned our seal of approval.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

Just don't expect a bouquet of flounders.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 08:08 PM (gryET)

113 If you can't afford food, work harder':

If you can't do fish puns, post harder!

(am I doing this right?)
Posted by: Diogenes

Yes, you earned our seal of approval.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

Just don't expect a bouquet of flounders.

==

They just want to piscine.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 08:09 PM (V13WU)

114 What is the rationale for saying "niner" in a two way radio communication? On the surface at least, there doesn't seem to be any way to mishear that.

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM (qoGsy)

++++

Marketing gimmick by the SF 49ers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2023 08:09 PM (gv7Yb)

115 "We just banned the use of zeroes."

Oh sure! Now!
--Admiral Kimmel and General Short

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (anj39)

116 Turnips are like tripe, you stew them for the broth and then throw them in the flowerbed for compost.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (Jg7EG)

117 I don't know if it's good or bad that some sh*tholes only exist so that professional X-TREME!!! sports people can ride their bikes down their dirt walkways and crappy stairs.

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (mlBAr)

118 Turnips are yummy roasted.
Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

Growing up, you knew money was tight when dinner consisted of liver & onions with a side of mashed turnips or rutabagas with a glass of powdered milk.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (N52dd)

119 What powered electric eels before electricity?

Posted by: No Clue at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (wrJpE)

120 I must work harder.

Posted by: Boxer the Workhorse at February 23, 2023 08:11 PM (SYTee)

121 We had pet guinea pigs when I was a kid. We described the sound they make as "oink squeak".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:11 PM (FVME7)

122 118 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 Yellow turnips are the ugly step sister but taste fabulous. White turnips are pretty but taste like crap.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 23, 2023 08:12 PM (tM5h4)

124 What powered electric eels before electricity?
Posted by: No Clue

More rays?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2023 08:13 PM (qoGsy)

125 define ZERO (1-1) ; no more 0's
Posted by: Can't Spell Ragpicker Without gp

What is the rationale for saying "niner" in a two way radio communication? On the surface at least, there doesn't seem to be any way to mishear that.
Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM (qoGsy)

Unless you are on maneuvers with the Bundeswehr.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 08:13 PM (yQpMk)

126 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

Don't think I could do it even then.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:14 PM (Xrfse)

127 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

Don't think I could do it even then.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:14 PM (Xrfse)

When I was poor, I once lived for three weeks on .13/lb calf liver and .15/box fake mac&cheese.

I cannot eat liver anymore.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

128 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

I hear it's really good with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 08:16 PM (eOEVl)

129 Mmmm, neeps and tatties!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 23, 2023 08:17 PM (qXxi9)

130 Kathryn Varn@kathrynvarn
The convicted murderer the state of Florida executed tonight, Donald Dillbeck, used his last words to criticize Gov. Ron DeSantis.
Dillbeck was pronounced dead at 6:13 p.m.
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“I know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

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Well, it is Clown World.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:17 PM (FVME7)

131 What is the rationale for saying "niner" in a two way radio communication? On the surface at least, there doesn't seem to be any way to mishear that.

Posted by: Just the punchline at February 23, 2023 07:58 PM

Can be confused with "five" when under less than optimal conditions. Also, "five" should be pronounced "fife" for clarity. It also helps a lot when someone whose first language isn't English is on the radio.

Posted by: Bert G at February 23, 2023 08:17 PM (aCgRi)

132 >126 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

Don't think I could do it even then.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:14 PM (Xrfse)

I'm a weirdo. Calves liver has always been a favorite. Don't even get me started on foie gras.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 08:17 PM (gryET)

133 "Growing up, you knew money was tight when dinner consisted of liver & onions with a side of mashed turnips or rutabagas with a glass of powdered milk."

Luxury! We had to.... well, uh never mind. You really had it rough, didn't you?

Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2023 08:18 PM (iayUP)

134 Rutabagas for the win

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 08:18 PM (geLO8)

135 Past bed time
Hope everyone has a turnip, I mean a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 08:18 PM (xhxe8)

136 Good night, skip!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

137 “I know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

No can do. The worms have already eaten yours off.

Posted by: Ron DeSantis at February 23, 2023 08:19 PM (eOEVl)

138 Growing up, you knew money was tight when dinner consisted of liver & onions with a side of mashed turnips or rutabagas with a glass of powdered milk.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM

We called it Wednesday. Always had regular whole milk. In bottles. I love rutabagas. Of course mashed and loaded with salt and butter, but still. Wife hates the smell when I make them so sometimes I boil them outside on the grill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 08:19 PM (GwxCX)

139 know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

Well....bye.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 08:20 PM (OJQUs)

140 “I know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

Well ... bye.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

141 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:20 PM (Xrfse)

142 Holy shit, horde mind;

Jinx!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

143 Me dear old Mum put rutabagas in the beef stew

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 08:20 PM (geLO8)

144 In that pic with the guy in the boat, why is he paddling all those kids in the boat to that tiny cabin? Looks a bit like Epstein? He's alive!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (GwxCX)

145
Potato corn cheese bake. Heaven. Along with the lecture that they only got meat once a week when they were my age.

Liver and onions were just for me and mom when the rest of the family was gone. If you know what you're doing, sublime.

Posted by: Auspex at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (j4U/Z)

146 What powered electric eels before electricity?
Posted by: No Clue

You had to wind them up like a joy buzzer.

Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (iayUP)

147 130 Kathryn Varn@kathrynvarn
The convicted murderer the state of Florida executed tonight, Donald Dillbeck, used his last words to criticize Gov. Ron DeSantis.
Dillbeck was pronounced dead at 6:13 p.m.
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“I know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

-
Well, it is Clown World.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Reality and satire have long since merged. Yes, Clown World indeed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (bA3Ln)

148 I142 poke! You owe him a coke!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

149 I would have to be really, really hungry to eat liver.

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$3 worth of fried chicken livers and potato wedges from a mom and pop gas station with a glass-case deli counter in the rural South is one of life's joys.

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at February 23, 2023 08:21 PM (mlBAr)

150 Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 08:22 PM (OJQUs)

151 Just got back from a nice motorcycle ride. Moon, Mars, & Jupiter are nicely lined up.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 23, 2023 08:23 PM (YkDGT)

152 Liver that's slightly ripe makes great bait for crab traps.

Posted by: Currituck Sound at February 23, 2023 08:24 PM (wrJpE)

153 I will eat chicken livers but calf liver is further down my list than asparagus, right down there with tripe. Everything else would have to be gone first.

Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2023 08:25 PM (iayUP)

154 Please Clap, Part Deux.

Kamala just asked a crowd to clap for her ... and they didn't

https://bit.ly/3kqAK9s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:25 PM (FVME7)

155 149>>. A brown lunch sack of fresh chicharrones and a Mexican coke at the taqueria is one life's little joys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 23, 2023 08:26 PM (+2RzF)

156 “I know I hurt people when I was young. I really messed up. But I know Ron DeSantis has done a lot worse. He’s taken a lot from a lot of people. I speak for all men, women and children. He’s put his foot on our necks. Ron DeSantis and other people like him can suck our d**ks.”

Well ... bye.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Well, he got the last word.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:26 PM (FVME7)

157 In that pic with the guy in the boat, why is he paddling all those kids in the boat to that tiny cabin? Looks a bit like Epstein? He's alive!
Posted by: Minnfidel
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Were that stream adjacent to my property, it would be difficult to suppress the urge to pee on the tourists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2023 08:27 PM (ABY7r)

158 A brown lunch sack of fresh chicharrones and a Mexican coke at the taqueria is one life's little joys.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Boudan and sweet tea at the Cajun equivalent of a schnell imbis

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 23, 2023 08:27 PM (YkDGT)

159 149 I would do the wings instead of the liver. Fried chicken is really good. But tonight it was none of the above, I made a quinoa, broccoli, cucumber, and roasted sweet potato bowl with some dried cranberries, a few raw cashews, a sauce of yogurt, lemon juice, Dijon, dill, salt, pepper, garlic, onion powder and sliced grilled chicken. Pretty tasty!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

160 Just got back from a nice motorcycle ride. Moon, Mars, & Jupiter are nicely lined up.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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I'm very envious, haven't been able to ride for two years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 23, 2023 08:28 PM (ABY7r)

161 "'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours"

I didn't realize the Biden Admin hired Republicans. I though that was the first thing on either "do not hire" checklist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2023 08:28 PM (lXLkP)

162 158 boudin balls are delish. So are boudin stuffed jalapeños.

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

163 "'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours"
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You can feed an entire family on a couple of turnips.

Posted by: Therese Coffey at February 23, 2023 08:29 PM (q5ARv)

164 Dads win the thread.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 08:30 PM (PyOKD)

165 Please Clap, Part Deux.
Kamala just asked a crowd to clap for her ... and they didn't
https://bit.ly/3kqAK9s
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:25 PM (FVME7)

You'd think she would have learned that the "Please clap"! line is a loser.
And I think "No clap!" might be a better line for her.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 08:30 PM (hOUT3)

166 You put rutabagas in a pillow case to make an improvised bludgeoning weapon. It's their highest and best use.

Posted by: You're in for a beeting at February 23, 2023 08:30 PM (C3uQd)

167 You'd think she would have learned

Well, there's your problem...

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 08:31 PM (eOEVl)

168 Comrades, you ask what The Party requires. I would point out the example of Donald Dillbeck. Even in his final hour, he did not fail The Party. Live your lives accordingly!

Posted by: Your Betters at The DNC at February 23, 2023 08:31 PM (8AONa)

169 "'If you can't afford food, work harder': Environment Secretary Therese Coffey sparks backlash by saying anyone who is struggling with cost-of-living crisis should take on longer hours"

-
Marie Antoinette: Let them eat cake.

Marie Buttgigitty: Let them breathe poison air and drink toxic water.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:31 PM (FVME7)

170 Po' ppl food: "Mulligan Stew"

Mom would pressure cook beef brisket, turnips, carrots. Simple clear broth. Sometimes there would be potatoes. Served with plain bread, butter if there was enough.

Bland as heck!

Powdered milk is now nearly as, or more expensive than *real* milk; brisket is waaayyy overpriced, compared to mumblety years ago.

Posted by: JQ at February 23, 2023 08:31 PM (o0Fxd)

171 brisket is waaayyy overpriced, compared to mumblety years ago.

It's trendy, what with the advent of convenient home smokers. Yes, I contribute to the problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (eOEVl)

172 I gotta say, if there's a least favorite vegetable category, turnips have got to be high on that list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

173 Can't believe no one has picked up on Scott Adams going all George Wallace today re segregation. Maybe I imagined it.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (oWBc3)

174 Comrades, you ask what The Party requires. I would point out the example of Donald Dillbeck. Even in his final hour, he did not fail The Party. Live your lives accordingly!
Posted by: Your Betters at The DNC

The role model that is Dillbeck.

Dillbeck, now 59, was sent to death row after he was convicted of the 1990 murder of Faye Lamb Vann in a Tallahassee mall parking lot.
…
At the time of the murder, Dillbeck had escaped from a work-release catering job in Gadsden County, where he was serving a life sentence for killing Lee County Deputy Dwight Lynn Hall, 31, in 1979, when he was 15.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:34 PM (FVME7)

175 Beets, meh. No good, they taste like dirt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 08:34 PM (GwxCX)

176 If you're in financial trouble, get another job. If you're already working from home and get another job working from home, you're a thief and you're scum. You're robbing your employer.

Posted by: Dave Ramsey at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (C3uQd)

177 Beets are the national food of Canada. They are everywhere.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (oWBc3)

178 Fascinating @fasc1nate
Sea otters will hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart
https://tinyurl.com/k7jjxxsu

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (Vwz3I)

179 154 Please Clap, Part Deux.

Kamala just asked a crowd to clap for her ... and they didn't

https://bit.ly/3kqAK9s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 23, 2023 08:25 PM (FVME7)

++++

They thought she said she has the clap, which was no surprise to anyone.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2023 08:36 PM (gv7Yb)

180 I gotta say, if there's a least favorite vegetable category, turnips have got to be high on that list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

Parsnips enter the chat.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 08:36 PM (PyOKD)

181 You can feed an entire family on a couple of turnips.
Posted by: Therese Coffey at February 23, 2023 08:29 PM

Or you can run a country with a couple.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 08:36 PM (GwxCX)

182 We have a rutabaga in the White House and an administration of fruits, nuts and pumpkin heads that we overpay for.

Posted by: Taking a leek at February 23, 2023 08:37 PM (wrJpE)

183 @175

>>Beets, meh. No good, they taste like dirt.

I've eaten a Charlie Browns Steak House out their beets and sesame noodles in an endless salad meal.

Half the plate was sesame noodles, half the plate was beets.

The other customers looked on in alternating bemusement and horror.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:37 PM (up/3i)

184 Or you can run a country with a couple.

*golf clap*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:37 PM (Xrfse)

185 175 Beets, meh. No good, they taste like dirt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 08:34 PM (GwxCX)

++++

Beets aren't bad. They're not fantastic either, but I would rate them higher than eating dirt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 23, 2023 08:39 PM (gv7Yb)

186 "Parsnips enter the chat."

Parsnips are awesome, and much preferable to carrots. (Which are way too sweet)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2023 08:40 PM (lXLkP)

187 >183 @175

>>Beets, meh. No good, they taste like dirt.

I've eaten a Charlie Browns Steak House out their beets and sesame noodles in an endless salad meal.

Half the plate was sesame noodles, half the plate was beets.

The other customers looked on in alternating bemusement and horror.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:37 PM (up/3i)

A roasted beet salad with goat cheese, perhaps some chopped pistachios, and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar is sublime. I love root vegetables.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 08:40 PM (gryET)

188 73 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs

I can't fathom these puns.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

I've got this... sinking feeling...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

They're way out of your league.

Posted by: Will work for scale at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (C3uQd)
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You're just all bottom feeders.
You'll all be tied in knots.

Posted by: Ciampino - You will all be re-plaiced at February 23, 2023 08:41 PM (qfLjt)

189 " Fascinating @fasc1nate
Sea otters will hold hands while sleeping so they don't drift apart
https://tinyurl.com/k7jjxxsu
Posted by: andycanuck"

That's because sea otters are gayer than two Bootygigs on a swing.

Posted by: A river otter at February 23, 2023 08:41 PM (iayUP)

190 Parsnips are left behind carrots that have been misused sexually

lookit up

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 08:42 PM (us2H3)

191 So Tom Brady likes tomatoes. Who knew.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 23, 2023 08:42 PM (DhOHl)

192 186 "Parsnips enter the chat."

Parsnips are awesome, and much preferable to carrots. (Which are way too sweet)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 23, 2023 08:40 PM (lXLkP)
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For a Scot it's turnips specially with haggis.

Posted by: Ciampino -- You will all be re-plaiced at February 23, 2023 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

193 @187

>>A roasted beet salad with goat cheese, perhaps some chopped pistachios, and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar is sublime. I love root vegetables.

There's a restaurant in Mishawaka Indiana that makes that very salad.

In fact I would get that with an order of pear ravioli and a Gimlet for lunch.

Maybe two gimlets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:43 PM (up/3i)

194 brisket is waaayyy overpriced, compared to mumblety years ago.

Basturma has entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 23, 2023 08:43 PM (Dlpj7)

195 Parsnips are left behind carrots that have been misused sexually

===

Now do halibut.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 08:43 PM (V13WU)

196 C'mon carrots are wonderful! What would stews and chili be without it?

Posted by: Carrot Top at February 23, 2023 08:44 PM (wrJpE)

197 My nephew feeds his chickens the overflow from his neighbor's gardens. They go apeshit when they get a 'wheelbarrow' of various squash and watermelon.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 08:44 PM (Jg7EG)

198 I sea what you morons are doing.

Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2023 08:44 PM (ra48h)

199 196 carrots in chili? I…I don’t know what to even say right now…that could be worse than beans!

Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 08:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

200 173 Can't believe no one has picked up on Scott Adams going all George Wallace today re segregation. Maybe I imagined it.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (oWBc3)

Someone mentioned it earlier today, but the observation never gained any traction.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 08:45 PM (CCSxw)

201 Carrots form the Mirepoix, cooking would be nothing without it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:45 PM (up/3i)

202 >193 @187

>>A roasted beet salad with goat cheese, perhaps some chopped pistachios, and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar is sublime. I love root vegetables.

There's a restaurant in Mishawaka Indiana that makes that very salad.

In fact I would get that with an order of pear ravioli and a Gimlet for lunch.

Maybe two gimlets.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:43 PM (up/3i)

A moron after my own heart. Pro-tip - add 1/4 oz st germain to your gimlet. You won't be sorry.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 08:46 PM (gryET)

203 Half the plate was sesame noodles, half the plate was beets.

The other customers looked on in alternating bemusement and horror.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:37 PM (up/3i)

You are clearly a danger to yourself by reason of mental disease or defect. You are hereby on an involuntary 72-hour psychiatric hold so our highly qualified morons can examine you.

Posted by: You're sick and need help. at February 23, 2023 08:46 PM (C3uQd)

204 "Now do halibut.
Posted by: runner"

I'm on it!

Posted by: Guy down in the hold having his way with a halibut at February 23, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

205 Can't believe no one has picked up on Scott Adams going all George Wallace today re segregation. Maybe I imagined it.
=============
Maybe not...

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
If anyone else needs to do some social signaling based on fake news about me, I’m here for you. I hear it’s good for your dopamine.
4:26 PM · Feb 23, 2023

Christian Watson @OfficialCWATSON · 1h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Scott: as someone who listens to your commentary quite regularly, your recent comments have been jarring and ill-conceived. I’m not sure how you can justify the proposition that black Americans, as a whole, need to be avoided on the basis of a single poll.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays · 1h Replying to @OfficialCWATSON
Ask yourself if I really said that. Of course not.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 08:47 PM (Vwz3I)

206 Chicken livers are OK. Gizzards are better. Had friend, a really good liking lady, serve me a turnip once. I took a bite out of respect.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2023 08:47 PM (AmoqO)

207 I gotta say, if there's a least favorite vegetable category, turnips have got to be high on that list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

Parsnips enter the chat.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 08:36 PM (PyOKD)
___________
Roasted, with other veggies, including (gasp) brussels sprouts and a good seasoning are not bad. Very high in vitamin A and C along with other beneficial stuffs. Parsnips IIRC are more like a potato in texture and taste than you'd think.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 08:47 PM (Q4IgG)

208 Roman candle dude. What can you say?

Posted by: Eromero at February 23, 2023 08:49 PM (MF3yS)

209 beware of the halibut sporting a mullet

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 08:50 PM (us2H3)

210 Beets are the national food of Canada. They are everywhere.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (oWBc3)

Makes sense. Boring people, boring country, boring vegetable.

Get the Slap Chop and stop having a boring life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 08:50 PM (R/m4+)

211 Roman candle dude. What can you say?

Thought that was a urinary tract infection.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 23, 2023 08:51 PM (Dlpj7)

212 OK, liking is on me. The i and o are right there together.

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2023 08:51 PM (AmoqO)

213 @202

>>A moron after my own heart. Pro-tip - add 1/4 oz st germain to your gimlet. You won't be sorry.

I will pick some up the next time I'm at the Fire Water Dispensary.

Cheers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (up/3i)

214 I was introduced to pickled beet eggs at the PNW MoMe last year. They were delicious!

Side note: You can always tell your Kindle was updated because the idiots always wipe out your custom dictionary.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (N52dd)

215 I gotta say, if there's a least favorite vegetable category, turnips have got to be high on that list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM

Turnips? Shred those and you can make an epic slaw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (Wnv9h)

216 How was the snow today, browndog?

An inch of heavy slush/snow and five inches of packing snow here.

PITA to shovel [although I was in a bad mood too] but salting the heck out of the driveway and sidewalk after took care off the residual iciness.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

217 119 What powered electric eels before electricity?

Posted by: No Clue at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (wrJpE)
----
Rubbed cats?

Posted by: Ciampino --- You will all be re-plaiced at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (qfLjt)

218 I sea what you morons are doing.
Posted by: torabora at February 23, 2023 08:44 PM (ra48h)

It's lake I don't even know you guys!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 08:53 PM (hOUT3)

219 What powered electric eels before electricity?

Posted by: No Clue
----
Rubbed cats?
Posted by: Ciampino

I shant say it!!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at February 23, 2023 08:53 PM (qoGsy)

220 Had friend, a really good liking lady, serve me a turnip once. I took a bite out of respect.

Did she jump when you bit her?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 23, 2023 08:53 PM (Dlpj7)

221 119 What powered electric eels before electricity?

Posted by: No Clue at February 23, 2023 08:10 PM (wrJpE)
----
Those are regular eels that get struck by lightning. Since it never strikes in the same place twice then different eels get charged each time. Sheesh everyone knows that ...... don't they?

Posted by: Ciampino - pickled eels - I can't imagine anythingmuch more disgusting at February 23, 2023 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

222 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (OJQUs

I can't fathom these puns.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

I've got this... sinking feeling...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

They're way out of your league.

Posted by: Will work for scale at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (C3uQd)
----
You're just all bottom feeders.
You'll all be tied in knots.
Posted by: Ciampino

It is just hard to fathom.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 08:55 PM (BCzm7)

223 Turnips, rutabaga, etc, are why butter was invented.

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2023 08:56 PM (SYTee)

224 I'm with MTG on the split

and I live in western MA

but my TX passport is up to date

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 08:57 PM (us2H3)

225 I gotta say, if there's a least favorite vegetable category, turnips have got to be high on that list.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 08:33 PM

Cook and mash up with potatoes - Neeps and Tatties! Smother with a good gravy and it's not too bad.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 23, 2023 08:57 PM (iyVGU)

226 I can't fathom these puns.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 23, 2023 07:50 PM (gryET)

I've got this... sinking feeling...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 23, 2023 07:51 PM (oHd/0)

They're way out of your league.

Posted by: Will work for scale at February 23, 2023 07:54 PM (C3uQd)
----
You're just all bottom feeders.
You'll all be tied in knots.
Posted by: Ciampino

It is just hard to fathom.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 08:55 PM (BCzm7)

One ping and one ping only, Vasily.

Posted by: Captain Ramius at February 23, 2023 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

227 Turnips, rutabaga, etc, are why ~~butter~~ compost was invented.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 08:58 PM (Xrfse)

228 Turnips, rutabaga, etc, are why butter was invented.
Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2023 08:56 PM

Shred, toss with olive oil and seasoned rice vinegar, maybe add some shredded carrot, and you have a great slaw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 08:58 PM (Wnv9h)

229 turnips are a must while making premium chicken stock

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 08:58 PM (us2H3)

230
Get the Slap Chop and stop having a boring life.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 08:50 PM (R/m4+)

Offing yourself with a Slap Chop would be a real bitch.

Posted by: It's all a sham anyway at February 23, 2023 08:59 PM (C3uQd)

231 210 Beets are the national food of Canada. They are everywhere.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (oWBc3)

Makes sense. Boring people, boring country, boring vegetable.

Get the Slap Chop and stop having a boring life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 08:50 PM (R/m4+)
----
You guys stop beeting about the bush and come to the asparagus tips.

Posted by: Ciampino - pickled eels - I can't imagine anything much more disgusting at February 23, 2023 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

232 I'm with MTG on the split

and I live in western MA

but my TX passport is up to date
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 08:57 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

233 Shred, toss with olive oil and seasoned rice vinegar, maybe add some shredded carrot, and you have a great slaw.

===

...that you feed to the ducks and geese...then you shoot the ducks and geese and make confit

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:00 PM (V13WU)

234 If it were tasty I'd had already eaten one by now.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:01 PM (9FKkp)

235 but my TX passport is up to date
Posted by: REDACTED

I am lining up my TX references for when I apply for citizenship!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

236 [iRoman candle dude. What can you say?

How was that supposed to go well?

Posted by: t-bird at February 23, 2023 09:01 PM (amJF4)

237 *fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 08:59 PM (Wnv9h)

I'll sponser you

as an indentured slave of course but what's 5 years between friends

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:01 PM (us2H3)

238 I was just youtubing and found out Wally Cox was in the Mission Impossible pilot
He seems an odd fit.

FWIW I think the original MI opening credits and theme music were classic. So was China Beach.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 09:02 PM (eGTCV)

239 I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden...

https://tinyurl.com/2p959s4j

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

240 235 but my TX passport is up to date
Posted by: REDACTED

I am lining up my TX references for when I apply for citizenship!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 09:01 PM (hOUT3)

well, you do better than me

I even have a criminal record

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:03 PM (us2H3)

241 Smother with a good gravy and it's not too bad.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 23, 2023 08:57 PM (iyVGU)

I think you found the key to making most foods good.

Posted by: Moki at February 23, 2023 09:04 PM (JrN/x)

242 Beets are the national food of Canada. They are everywhere.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 08:35 PM (oWBc3)

Makes sense. Boring people, boring country, boring vegetable.

I can't deny that I'm boring. I nothing if not boring. But I haven't met a beet up close I'm years.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

243 239 I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden...

https://tinyurl.com/2p959s4j
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:02 PM (Vwz3I)

I don't know how to do those things but I can imagine what it might be

package still sitting in Malmo, atm

as long as they don't bust it, I'm OK

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:05 PM (us2H3)

244 216 How was the snow today, browndog?

An inch of heavy slush/snow and five inches of packing snow here.

PITA to shovel [although I was in a bad mood too] but salting the heck out of the driveway and sidewalk after took care off the residual iciness.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 08:52 PM (Vwz3I)

No real snow to speak of, more like sleeze. A shit ton of ice though.

I had a good inch on my car. Boy was that a bitch to scrape off.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 09:06 PM (CCSxw)

245 Roman candle penis vid cracked me up.

Dude was packing some heat.

What a dumbass.

But, he amused me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 23, 2023 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

246 Redacted's package? LOL. It looks like it was set up for a movie!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2023 09:08 PM (fggpc)

247 I did get my Breville expresso thingy today

the instruction manual is a little overwhelming

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:08 PM (us2H3)

248 246 Redacted's package? LOL. It looks like it was set up for a movie!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2023 09:08 PM (fggpc)

yeah, like fuck you guys

making fun of an old man

I could die tonight

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:09 PM (us2H3)

249 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:09 PM (65o39)

250 When i was young, everybody had been to jail at least once.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:09 PM (9FKkp)

251 Boy was that a bitch to scrape off.
======
True here too. My commiserations; still, not too bad overall.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:10 PM (Vwz3I)

252 Hello there M. Douf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

253 One of Angela Davis's ancestors came over on the Mayflower.

https://tinyurl.com/y69wtcnt

Posted by: Javems at February 23, 2023 09:11 PM (AmoqO)

254 Hello there M. Douf!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 23, 2023 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

Howdy Hrothgar! Nice callback to last night's ONT. Well played.

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:11 PM (65o39)

255 Sorry, Redacted.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:12 PM (Vwz3I)

256 247 I did get my Breville expresso thingy today
***

ooh fancy!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 09:12 PM (Xlnez)

257 255 Sorry, Redacted.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:12 PM (Vwz3I)

itza ok

I'm used to being harmed

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:13 PM (us2H3)

258 One ping and one ping only, Vasily.

Posted by: Captain Ramius at February 23, 2023 08:58 PM (4I/2K)

Really plumbing the depths there, eh?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 09:13 PM (PyOKD)

259 I can't deny that I'm boring. I nothing if not boring. But I haven't met a beet up close I'm years.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 09:05 PM (eGTCV)

I kid, I kid. Canada is all right, which is why I kid about the place.

Some of the most stunning, hot and crazy ass wimmens I have known were from Canada.

Via Russia.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2023 09:13 PM (R/m4+)

260 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof

What strange things is the Doof up to on this fine evening?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 09:14 PM (BCzm7)

261 256 247 I did get my Breville expresso thingy today
***

ooh fancy!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 09:12 PM (Xlnez)

hope it's not like my air fryer

used once, put in a cabinet

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:14 PM (us2H3)

262 I bet $20 Carter kicks it tomorrow.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (9FKkp)

263 A brown lunch sack of fresh chicharrones and a Mexican coke at the taqueria is one life's little joys.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

---

We eat pork skins down here. I do know some folks that put lemons in their cokes, though.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (ltXnm)

264 probably my fav food pairing is acorn squash and rissoto

for an old man, like sex

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (us2H3)

265 Roasted, with other veggies, including (gasp) brussels sprouts and a good seasoning are not bad. Very high in vitamin A and C along with other beneficial stuffs. Parsnips IIRC are more like a potato in texture and taste than you'd think.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 08:47 PM (Q4IgG)

In fairness, I see some veggie hate, and I tend to get carried away.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 09:16 PM (PyOKD)

266 Well, back when lemons were cheap.

Has anyone noticed that lemons have disappeared from water and tea glasses at restaurants?

Funny, that. Work harder!!!

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 23, 2023 09:16 PM (ltXnm)

267 262 I bet $20 Carter kicks it tomorrow.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (9FKkp)

If loser hits the tip jar for the 20, you're on !!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:17 PM (us2H3)

268 What strange things is the Doof up to on this fine evening?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 09:14 PM (BCzm7)

I'm in Kentucky for work for several days. If only there was some adult beverage this state was known for that I conveniently had an affinity for.

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:18 PM (65o39)

269 25 20 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

--------------------------

Or, alternatively, pr0n

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 23, 2023 07:38 PM (uPgE/)
----
Sophisticated people say prØn

Posted by: Ciampino -- pickled eels -- I can't imagine anything much more disgusting at February 23, 2023 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

270 I kid, I kid. Canada is all right, which is why I kid about the place.

Serious. If we had a competition I'd win the most boring Moron

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 23, 2023 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

271 Uuuuh. Okay but make that $5.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:19 PM (9FKkp)

272 I bet $20 Carter kicks it tomorrow.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (9FKkp)

5 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose

Posted by: Porterhouse at February 23, 2023 09:20 PM (65o39)

273 Roasted, with other veggies, including (gasp) brussels sprouts and a good seasoning are not bad. Very high in vitamin A and C along with other beneficial stuffs. Parsnips IIRC are more like a potato in texture and taste than you'd think.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

All the root veggies should be roasted. Unreal the difference in taste. Parsnips surprised us so much, we decided to grow them.
If you haven't tried roasted or grilled okra, you're a (small m) moron!

Posted by: MkY at February 23, 2023 09:20 PM (cPGH3)

274 Really plumbing the depths there, eh?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 09:13 PM (PyOKD)

Gotta Run Silent, Run Deep.

Posted by: Captain Ramius at February 23, 2023 09:20 PM (4I/2K)

275 I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden...

https://tinyurl.com/2p959s4j
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 09:02 PM

Sure it wasn't this?

https://youtu.be/Yh6kbQnOAg4

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 09:21 PM (Wnv9h)

276 When do you bet. Which date?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 09:21 PM (9FKkp)

277 269 25 20 *we don't say porn around here, we say pr0n
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 07:36 PM (V13WU)

we only say porn when we are superiorly correcting someone for saying porn

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:21 PM (us2H3)

278 5 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose
Posted by: Porterhouse at February 23, 2023 09:20 PM (65o39)

50 bucks he eats it

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (us2H3)

279 probably my fav food pairing is acorn squash and rissoto

for an old man, like sex
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:15 PM (us2H3)

Oral sex for geezers: first I talk about it, then she talks about it, then I talk about it some more until she wanders off somewhere and I take a nap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

280
I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden

Just how old is his package?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

281 266 Well, back when lemons were cheap.

Has anyone noticed that lemons have disappeared from water and tea glasses at restaurants?

Funny, that. Work harder!!!

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 23, 2023 09:16 PM (ltXnm)
----
Have you thought about the handling of those lemon slices? Someone with bare hands, maybe unwashed, picked up a lemon, also unwashed, sliced it, then plonked an unsanitary slice on your glass.

Posted by: Ciampino - occhio non vede, cuore non duole at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

282 Oral sex for geezers: first I talk about it, then she talks about it, then I talk about it some more until she wanders off somewhere and I take a nap.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

I am stronk like bull!

Well, it's on the video.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Old And Horny at February 23, 2023 09:24 PM (R/m4+)

283
I'm in Kentucky for work for several days. If only there was some adult beverage this state was known for that I conveniently had an affinity for.
Posted by: Doof

So, for tonight only, you're skipping the scotch?
Good for you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 09:24 PM (BCzm7)

284 280
I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden

Just how old is his package?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

Depends if he uses his Swedish Package Enlarger Pump. That sort of thing is his bag.

Posted by: Austin "Redacted" Powers at February 23, 2023 09:25 PM (C3uQd)

285 Keep your junk out of the pickle and lemon slicers! - The Management

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

286 I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden

Just how old is his package?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (63Dwl)

well, it's gone from a meal to a snack

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:25 PM (us2H3)

287 280
I found Redacted's antique package from Malmo, Sweden

Just how old is his package?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:23 PM (63Dwl)
----
Well it had sunk with that top heavy wooden ship and it was retrieved with it. OK?

Posted by: Ciampino - full of nappy heads at February 23, 2023 09:26 PM (qfLjt)

288 274 Really plumbing the depths there, eh?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 23, 2023 09:13 PM (PyOKD)

Gotta Run Silent, Run Deep.

Posted by: Captain Ramius at February 23, 2023 09:20 PM (4I/2K)
----
Theme from A Summer Plaice?

Posted by: Ciampino -- full of nappy heads at February 23, 2023 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

289 I did get my Breville expresso thingy today
***

I love mine!!!
I haven't been to a starbucks in a year.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 09:30 PM (anj39)

290 253 One of Angela Davis's ancestors came over on the Mayflower.

https://tinyurl.com/y69wtcnt
Posted by: Javems

She made Plymouth Rock land on her?

Or something.

I'm amused this racist, American hating, pagan had an uncomfortable fact hit her in the face. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 23, 2023 09:30 PM (0chEi)

291 Enjoyable cafe tonight, except I can't do Instagram and the painter vid was a bad link. And now, another commenter chimes in:

Daisy the madcap Malinois enjoyed the goats, really liked the growling puppy, and when the gerbil(?) was squeaking, Daisy picked up a squeaky toy to reply.

She didn't see the one with the looks-like-Daisy dog slipped its collar and went after her tormenter. But we laughed, darkly.

Is fireworks crotch guy really more of an idiot than roman candle in butt guy? (Or was it a pop bottle rocket?)

Posted by: mindful webworker - dogs eat free at Ace's cafeses at February 23, 2023 09:31 PM (Iynsv)

292
Gotta Run Silent, Run Deep.

Posted by: Captain Ramius
----
Theme from A Summer Plaice?

Played by the Bungo Straits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

293 > probably my fav food pairing is acorn squash and rissoto
_____________
Heh... I just picked up an acorn squash today. Been having an hankering for one. Roasted, with olive oil and my wife's special seasonings. Sort of a sweet potato vibe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (Q4IgG)

294 Just checked postnord

package still sitting in Malmo

motherfuckers

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (us2H3)

295 I would like to continue our discussion this morning on the relative merits of the two Dicks on Bewitched.

I yield the floor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (Qzn2/)

296 >>>Oral sex for geezers: first I talk about it, then she talks about it, then I talk about it some more until she wanders off somewhere and I take a nap.

>You know things are heating up when the encounter shifts focus to apportionment of seasonings.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (Jg7EG)

297 Have you thought about the handling of those lemon slices? Someone with bare hands, maybe unwashed, picked up a lemon, also unwashed, sliced it, then plonked an unsanitary slice on your glass.

Posted by: Ciampino

--

I worked in a restaurant through college.

Spoiler alert: You don't want to think too hard about ANY of the food prep, even in fancy restaurants. It was a job for mainly criminals, druggies, and illegals back then.

And now employers are having trouble finding the good ones.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 23, 2023 09:35 PM (ltXnm)

298 Theme from A Summer Plaice?
Posted by: Ciampino -- full of nappy heads at February 23, 2023 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

-----------

Made famous by Animal House, since nobody went to see A Summer Place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:35 PM (Qzn2/)

299 Heh... I just picked up an acorn squash today. Been having an hankering for one. Roasted, with olive oil and my wife's special seasonings. Sort of a sweet potato vibe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (Q4IgG)

well, I'm a whore

so I cut in half and put all kinds of bad stuff in it

butter, cinnamon, vailla, brown sugar

wrap it in the shiny stuff and bake for 1.5 hours

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:37 PM (us2H3)

300
I would like to continue our discussion this morning on the relative merits of the two Dicks on Bewitched.

And the two Gladyses

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

301 U.N. Demands ‘Global Guidelines’ on Internet Speech to Silence ‘Insects Thriving in the Dark’
https://is.gd/C1PC39

Posted by: Ciampino - the DisUnited Nations? Some cannot be called nations at February 23, 2023 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

302 'm in Kentucky for work for several days. If only there was some adult beverage this state was known for that I conveniently had an affinity for.
Posted by: Doof
___________
Where you b at?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:38 PM (Q4IgG)

303 So, for tonight only, you're skipping the scotch?
Good for you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 09:24 PM (BCzm7)

You're funny! I don't even know if they sell that mud flavored watered down whisky-like beverage here.

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:38 PM (65o39)

304 What's the package Redacted is waiting for anyway? Mail-order bride?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 09:39 PM (Xlnez)

305 292
Gotta Run Silent, Run Deep.

Posted by: Captain Ramius
----
Theme from A Summer Plaice?

Played by the Bungo Straits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:34 PM (63Dwl)
----
Wouldn't Dire Straits be better?

Posted by: Ciampino -- the DisUnited Nations? Some cannot be called nations at February 23, 2023 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

306
Made famous by Animal House, since nobody went to see A Summer Place.
Posted by: Cicero

But many people know the theme from A Summer Place

https://youtu.be/4OhkhBwrK_w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 09:40 PM (63Dwl)

307 in Kentucky for work for several days. If only there was some adult beverage this state was known for that I conveniently had an affinity for.
Posted by: Doof
___________
Where you b at?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:38 PM (Q4IgG)

In Lex. I have my car and not much planned this weekend. I see your email in your nic. I'll hit you up!

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:40 PM (65o39)

308 304 What's the package Redacted is waiting for anyway? Mail-order bride?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 23, 2023 09:39 PM (Xlnez)

a large clobberware vase somewhere in Sweden

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:40 PM (us2H3)

309 I thought fucking Sweden was a real country

like 50-80 million people

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:42 PM (us2H3)

310 One of Angela Davis's ancestors came over on the Mayflower.

Time's Person of the Year, 1971.
Former student and resident of East Germany and the Soviet Union. Stayed commie after fall of the Sovs. Has had a very comfortable life in California Academia.
I hate commies.
But at least she is honest about it...unlike that ogre Behar.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 09:42 PM (anj39)

311 I'm actually drinking George Dickel currently...white label. Dad used to POUND this stuff when I was a kid. Saw it. Bought it.

It's not as bad as I expected it to be. Better neat than on ice, I will admit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

312 309 I thought fucking Sweden was a real country

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They call them Volvos for a reason.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:43 PM (Qzn2/)

313 And all the movies posted by Ace earlier look like shit, except for the Finnish one.....that might be worth a torrent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

314 You're funny! I don't even know if they sell that mud flavored watered down whisky-like beverage here.
Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:38 PM (65o39)

More's the pity....

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 23, 2023 09:44 PM (CCSxw)

315 An all woman Marvel movie looks like I'd need a tampon leaving the cinema.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:44 PM (Zz0t1)

316 I thought fucking Sweden was a real country

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They call them Volvos for a reason.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:43 PM (Qzn2/)

Volvo pr0n ?

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (V13WU)

317 And I'm here because there's only so much Game Show channel I can handle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (Zz0t1)

318 313 And all the movies posted by Ace earlier look like shit, except for the Finnish one.....that might be worth a torrent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

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I'm so keyed up I already have the hat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (Qzn2/)

319 I saw Fucking Sweden open for Pimpadelic at Rick's Place in '91.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I'm actually drinking George Dickel currently...white label. Dad used to POUND this stuff when I was a kid. Saw it. Bought it.

It's not as bad as I expected it to be. Better neat than on ice, I will admit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Dickel bottled in bond (100 proof) is quite enjoyable. Haven't tried the white label stuff

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (65o39)

321 >>> 285 Keep your junk out of the pickle and lemon slicers! - The Management
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:25 PM (4I/2K)

It's a CYLINDER, boss!!

Posted by: guy with a cylinder at February 23, 2023 09:46 PM (llON8)

322 I thought fucking Sweden was a real country

like 50-80 million people
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:42 PM (us2H3)

I work for a Danish company. Every time they talk about something on a grand scale, I remind them their entire country has less population than Dallas, Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)

323
Dickel bottled in bond (100 proof) is quite enjoyable. Haven't tried the white label stuff
Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:45 PM (65o39)

Oh, you've had better. MUCH better. It's nothing to brag about, but it is drinkable. Not great, but drinkable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Italian coffee machine that needs user instructions, Chinese porcelain chamber pot from Sweden...that's quite a shopping spree...

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (V13WU)

325 I work for a Danish company

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Let me guess. Butter cookies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Qzn2/)

326 "I work for a Danish company "

Flaky?

Posted by: davidt at February 23, 2023 09:50 PM (SYTee)

327 Oh, and Pimpadelic is a real band......

https://youtu.be/xVpvl2Y4sJQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Oh, you've had better. MUCH better. It's nothing to brag about, but it is drinkable. Not great, but drinkable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Valid points

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:51 PM (65o39)

329 325 I work for a Danish company

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Let me guess. Butter cookies?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Qzn2/)

Canned ham.

Posted by: Dak at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (C3uQd)

330
Valid points
Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:51 PM (65o39)

I was just trying to give my dad some cred. I think he could've afforded better, but chose this. A LOT. Then he went on some blackberry brandy kick......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

331 "Boy was that a bitch to scrape off."

I'll take "Things said by Israeli bulldozer operators" for $200, Alex!

Posted by: PabloD at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (7yJdQ)

332
Canned ham.
Posted by: Dak at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (C3uQd)

Denmark was actually, at one point, the world's largest exporter of pork products.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

333 Malmö sux, that's where all the murders take place.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (V13WU)

334 Last time I heard.someone say they were enjoying George Dickel, Mrs.Dickel filed for divorce.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (anj39)

335 Old Forrester has some nice blends. Get past the name. They're old school and make good shit. Some not exactly cheap either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (Q4IgG)

336 I actually played online golf against the exalted Doof

I retired soon after

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (us2H3)

337 325 I work for a Danish company

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Let me guess. Butter cookies?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:48 PM (Qzn2/)

Canned ham.
Posted by: Dak at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (C3uQd)

Dutch Boy Paints?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (4I/2K)

338 331 "Boy was that a bitch to scrape off."

I'll take "Things said by Israeli bulldozer operators" for $200, Alex!
Posted by: PabloD at February 23, 2023 09:52 PM (7yJdQ)

Insults now...

I'm dying here!

Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at February 23, 2023 09:55 PM (CCSxw)

339 Malmö sux, that's where all the murders take place.
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (V13WU)

Not Midsommer?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 23, 2023 09:55 PM (4I/2K)

340 333 Malmö sux, that's where all the murders take place.
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (V13WU)

whenever I feel down, I can always look to runner to cheer me up

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:55 PM (us2H3)

341 I actually played online golf against the exalted Doof

I retired soon after
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (us2H3)

You're being modest. You kicked my butt!!

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:56 PM (65o39)

342 I work for a Danish company

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Keee-rist

Get a room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (Qzn2/)

343 333 Malmö sux, that's where all the murders take place.
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:53 PM (V13WU)

Rape and sexual assault, brought to you by restive youths from North African countries.

Posted by: Guess the religion! at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (C3uQd)

344 if I knew Sweden had a shithole named Malmo, I woulda never bought the piece of shit

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (us2H3)

345 I actually played online golf against the exalted Doof

I retired soon after
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (us2H3)

Well, you always leave when you're on top.

What game?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (Zz0t1)

346 whenever I feel down, I can always look to runner to cheer me up
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:55 PM (us2H3)

I am sorry , were you planning to vacation there ?

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 09:58 PM (V13WU)

347 345 I actually played online golf against the exalted Doof

I retired soon after
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (us2H3)

Well, you always leave when you're on top.

What game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Online golf, says so right from the jump.

Posted by: Nobody reads the comments either! at February 23, 2023 09:59 PM (C3uQd)

348 Old Forrester has some nice blends. Get past the name. They're old school and make good shit. Some not exactly cheap either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2023 09:54 PM (Q4IgG)

Agreed. 100 proof bourbon and rye varieties are great and only around $25. The 1920 Prohibition style (high proof) and 1910 Double Oaked are both VERY good

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 09:59 PM (65o39)

349
Online golf, says so right from the jump.
Posted by: Nobody reads the comments either! at February 23, 2023 09:59 PM (C3uQd)

There's one in every thread.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Well, you always leave when you're on top.

What game?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Ultimate Golf. App for my phone

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 10:00 PM (65o39)

351 REDACTED, you know if you receive a severed head instead of your pottery , you don't have to accept it.

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 10:00 PM (V13WU)

352 Ultimate Golf. App for my phone
Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 10:00 PM (65o39)

that's right, I had forgotten

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 10:01 PM (us2H3)

353 NOOD. Weird Dave ONT

Posted by: Doof at February 23, 2023 10:01 PM (65o39)

354 351 REDACTED, you know if you receive a severed head instead of your pottery , you don't have to accept it.
Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 10:00 PM (V13WU)

man gotta eat

Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 10:02 PM (us2H3)

355 Rape and sexual assault, brought to you by restive youths from North African countries.
Posted by: Guess the religion! at February 23, 2023 09:57 PM (C3uQd)

I guess...I was mostly relying on Kurt Wallander's accounts...

Posted by: runner at February 23, 2023 10:03 PM (V13WU)

356 So Ohio the train wreak was a direct result of the FJB working the railway strike to include pay increases which in turn caused the major railway operators to reduce staffing in areas such as "Safety"....YA THINK???

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 23, 2023 10:13 PM (J00IM)

357 It's a stretch to call three fourths of a ton of aggressive carnivore a 'cute ball of fluff.'

Posted by: aelfheld at February 24, 2023 10:16 AM (Zy9Yy)

358 >alert(iii)

Posted by: xx at March 01, 2023 04:29 PM (a7EJM)

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