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New York Times Staffers Reveal "Maoist Struggle Sessions" and Woke Purges In Newsroom

In the summer of 2020, Senator Tom Cotton wrote a fairly sensible op-ed about ending the chaos, violence, and mass-arson in the cities following St. George Floyd's death due to sucking down all of his drugs in one big deadly bolus, which apparently White America was morally responsible for. The article was titled "Send In the Troops," and called for the National Guard to restore law and order -- and safety, and lack of fire -- to the cities.

This caused a Woke Meltdown at the "paper of record" (giggle), who were deeply offended that a white man was permitted to print an article in the New York Times calling for the military to be used to quell a Mostly Peaceful Insurrection.

The opinions page editor who approved the article, James Bennet, was forced to resign after the newsroom exploded in woke rage.

He was branded as guilty of the most horrible crime of all: he allowed himself to be Adjacent to Hurtful Opinions.

Steve Krakauer has written a book about the episode and the New York Times' descent into the Oberlin College POC-LGBT Union.


'It was like a Maoist struggle session': Ex-NYTimes writer describes 'crying' and 'bloodthirsty' colleagues demanding action over controversial 'send in the troops' Senator Cotton Op-Ed which sparked paper's woke meltdown

Shawn McCreesh has given an explosive account of the fallout at the New York Times over an Op-Ed by Senator Tom Cotton

Cotton's Op-Ed, titled 'Send in the Troops', argued for the National Guard to respond to the 2020 BLM riots

James Bennet resigned from his job as editorial page editor over the scandal which McCreesh said was like a 'Maoist struggle'

By Will Potter For Dailymail.Com


A former New York Times staffer has revealed how his 'bloodthirsty' colleagues sparked a woke meltdown inside the newsroom after the paper published a controversial opinion piece about the 2020 Black Lives Matter protests.

Shawn McCreesh described how a 'Maoist struggle' ensued after the paper published the Op-Ed by Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton in June 2020.

Cotton's piece, titled 'Send in the Troops', plunged the outlet into chaos after the Republican argued for the National Guard to respond to the 2020 BLM riots.

McCreesh details the internal backlash in an upcoming book by author Steve Krakauer, noting that it felt like 'a murder' had occurred after the scandal led to the resignation of influential editorial page editor James Bennet.

After the paper decided to publish Cotton's controversial opinion piece, many woke employees publicly hit out at the Times for upsetting them.

Several staffers took to Twitter to slam NYT executives for allowing the publication, including 1619 Project creator Nikole Hannah-Jones, who said she was 'deeply ashamed'.

The woke demanded victory in this one battle -- but that was the only battle. After that, they had won the War for the New York Times and would not be challenged again.


He said that the New York Times newsroom became controlled by 'Twitter-brained crazies', as his 'bizarre' former colleagues became 'bloodthirsty' in reaction to the article.

Get ready:


In one instance, a staff meeting to discuss Cotton's Op-Ed piece saw tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.

He allegedly said 'none of his friends wanted to talk to him anymore because he worked for this horrible evil newspaper that would print this Op-Ed'.

The New York Times has officially appended an apology to the piece, declaring it to be, officially, a Wrongopinion.

Usually facts are wrong. But here, an opinion is officially wrong.


The New York Times has since attached an editors note to the piece, where it acknowledges that 'this essay met strong criticism from many readers - and many Times colleagues'.

The paper says their decision to publish the piece led to a 'review' of its editing process, adding that it 'concluded that the essay fell short of our standards and should not have been published.'

More from Mediaite's Isaac Schorr.*



"There was like this giant communal Slack chat for the whole company that became sort of the digital gallows," he told me. "And all these angry backbiting staffers were gathering there and demanding that heads roll and the most bloodthirsty of the employees were these sort of weird tech and audio staffers and then a handful of people who wrote for like the Arts and Leisure section, and the Style section, and the magazine, which, in other words, you know, it was no one who was actually out covering any of the protests or the riots or the politics. It was just sort of like a bunch of Twitter-brained crazies kind of running wild on Slack. And the leadership was so horrified by what was happening. They just completely lost their nerve."


"The worst part was that a lot of the people who were stabbing James in the front were the ones that he hired and brought to the newspaper," McCreesh added. "It was like Caesar on the floor of the Roman Senate or something. Just this sort of horrible moment, and I remember closing my laptop and pouring a huge glass of wine, even though it was at like noon. Because I was so fucking freaked out by what we had just witnessed."

John Sexton wrote about this last night, including reminding us of other New York Times writers purged by the Woke Inquisitors.

Benet told Ben Smith that New York Times Nepot Baby Pinch Sulzberger wants to play dress-up as an "Old School Newsman" -- but wants to hear the cheers from the woke mob more.

The Times and its publisher, Bennet said, "want to have it both ways." Sulzberger is "old school" in his belief in a neutral, heterodox publication. But "they want to have the applause and the welcome of the left, and now there's the problem on top of that that they've signed up so many new subscribers in the last few years and the expectation of those subscribers is that the Times will be Mother Jones on steroids."

More at the link, including the purge of a science editor who was cancelled when it was discovered that years ago, he had used the n-word.

He had used the n-word when specifically asked about the appropriateness of using the n-word in certain academic and journalistic contexts.

The woke mobs demanded his head, and the "newsroom" as a whole boycotted him, vowing not to work with him.


* If that name sounds distressingly familiar, he was an egregiously anti-conservative cvckbag at National Review, who I guess got canned, or was invited to seek greater opportunities, and is now at Mediaite.

Some cvcks are too cvcky even for National Review -- especially when they're very junior cvcks who nevertheless cannot go two days without starting twitter beef with actual conservatives.

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at February 22, 2023 05:29 PM (1pSWD)

2 Yo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:29 PM (mZ3xv)

3 Some cvcks are too cvcky even for National Review -- especially when they're very junior cvcks who nevertheless cannot go two days without starting twitter beef with actual conservatives.

Cvck In Training. Lol

Are there Mentor Cvcks?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:31 PM (mZ3xv)

4 tl;dr

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:32 PM (t4fCu)

5 * If that name sounds distressingly familiar, he was an egregiously anti-conservative cvckbag at National Review, who I guess got canned, or was invited to seek greater opportunities, and is now at Mediaite.

Any relation to Daniel Schorr?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 05:32 PM (eOEVl)

6 If a Maoist cries in the newsroom and no one is around, does it still make a noise?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:32 PM (mZ3xv)

7 After the paper decided to publish Cotton's controversial opinion piece, many woke employees publicly hit out at the Times for upsetting them.

Never forget that a bunch of big babies are in control at the nation's so-called "newspaper of record."

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

8 All those wokesters need to experience The Firing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 05:33 PM (eGTCV)

9 Your words are violence!

REEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:34 PM (mZ3xv)

10 >>> 8 All those wokesters need to experience The Firing.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 05:33 PM (eGTCV)

Learn To Code!

...oh wait, that didn't work for all those other guys.

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 05:34 PM (llON8)

11 Did slim sell it?

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 05:34 PM (Xn4AZ)

12 I find it surprising that the NY Times still has any subscribers at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)

13 Hopefully, they'll kill each other.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (OJQUs)

14 And all these angry backbiting staffers were gathering there and demanding that heads roll and the most bloodthirsty of the employees were these sort of weird tech and audio staffers and then a handful of people who wrote for like the Arts and Leisure section, and the Style section

And the most fringe of the fringe shall lead them.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (eyxn4)

15 Burn, NYT, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (/6ur0)

16 Is the New York Times still big and thick?

Roomy?

Has it gotten pamphlet sized yet?

I have to believe it's core audience is ...not for long shall we say.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (t4fCu)

17 >>> 9 Your words are violence!

REEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:34 PM (mZ3xv)

What will these silly twats do if they ever experience real violence?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 05:36 PM (llON8)

18 And the NYT is still actually read - even taken seriously - by many people. Astonishing.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2023 05:36 PM (OTzUX)

19 Hopefully, they'll kill each other.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2023 05:35 PM (OJQUs)

All they need is shovels. You'll see.

Posted by: Pol Pot at February 22, 2023 05:36 PM (guGkK)

20 find it surprising that the NY Times still has any subscribers at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@

Right??

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 05:37 PM (Xn4AZ)

21 I foretell a big market for writeable dunce caps developing in the near term. Invest accordingly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:38 PM (guGkK)

22 5 * If that name sounds distressingly familiar, he was an egregiously anti-conservative cvckbag at National Review, who I guess got canned, or was invited to seek greater opportunities, and is now at Mediaite.

Any relation to Daniel Schorr?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 05:32 PM (eOEVl)


From my exhaustive 1 minute perusal of the interwebs, the answer seems to be "no."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 22, 2023 05:38 PM (PiwSw)

23 Whatever happened to firing employees that can't/won't do what management expects them to do? Which is pretty low bar at the NYT.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 05:38 PM (cUYo/)

24 "Slack chat for the whole company"

================

Imagine what reading that must be like...

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 22, 2023 05:39 PM (i7Q7S)

25 Adults.

In charge.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (t4fCu)

26 All these wokistsas richly deserve the 1984 utopia they are working to bring about.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (cUYo/)

27 23 Whatever happened to firing employees that can't/won't do what management expects them to do? Which is pretty low bar at the NYT.
Posted by: Ripley

Right! You fire them. Fire them all, dammit.
Get Bork in here, now.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (ckNS2)

28 I read the headline as Moist Struggle Session which sounds gross

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Xlnez)

29 The worst part was that a lot of the people who were stabbing James in the front were the ones that he hired and brought to the newspaper," McCreesh added. "It was like Caesar on the floor of the Roman Senate or something.
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And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced danced.
I met my be-bop baby at the Union Hall
She cold dance all night and shake the paint off the walls.
But when I saw her smile across a crowded room
Well I knew we'd have to leave the party soon
As the band began to play out of tune.

And we danced like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
And we danced and danced danced.

Posted by: it makes me want to sing at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Uc7d7)

30 I am indifferent. Let it burn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:42 PM (yQpMk)

31 I read the headline as Moist Struggle Session which sounds gross
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Xlnez)

Close enough...

Posted by: St. Humid the Incontinent at February 22, 2023 05:43 PM (ZSK0i)

32 For the guy crying, I hope there is no family expectations for him to be the protector.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 05:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

33 Is there a way to get rid of the spike protein if you got the jab? Dr McCullough links a report.

https://bit.ly/41bO3uS

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:43 PM (eyxn4)

34 In one instance, a staff meeting to discuss Cotton's Op-Ed piece saw tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.

This sad cuck is who Charles Bukowski was writing about:

I dream of the little men
Coming out of the North
With rags around their bodies
And wanting to kill you

Posted by: Fat Jonah of Krypton at February 22, 2023 05:43 PM (eDqf7)

35 "I read the headline as Moist Struggle Session which sounds gross"


My friend who is a perverted asshole tells me this is what lesbian pr0n is.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (t4fCu)

36 Remember, the GOP leadership thinks that only people who read the NYT should have a say in how the party runs.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (DK4U1)

37 So many hurt feelings and crying.

Love it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (6Tc2R)

38 I vaguely remember, back in school age days, something called "bull sessions" where a group / team/ etc would sit in a circle and open the discussion for criticism of anyone in the group. Supposedly a team building exercise, it always devolved into bullying and abuser.
I guess it was a commie idea.
Lots of commies in school.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (Xlnez)

39 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

40 All these wokistsas richly deserve the 1984 utopia they are working to bring about.
Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (cUYo/)

Yup. I'm 29 so I might not see its full fruition, but it's coming. I hope they can count to five.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (BdMk6)

41
If Putin needs the GPS coordinates of the NYT's to end extra-constitutional America 2.0 and bring back America 1.0 I'd being willing to spend the entire 30 seconds required.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (enJYY)

42 Maoist struggle ? Did they slowly break knees?

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (FmA36)

43 What amazes me isn't the psychotic American Cultural Revolution that is alive and well...it is the fact that everyone involved sounds like a panty-waisting, mincing little soi-boi.

James Bennet should have manned-up and punched a few of these political commissars in their effete, private-school educated noses.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (XIJ/X)

44 tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.
___
Charlie Warzel, who has been a contributing writer with The Atlantic since November 2021, is joining The Atlantic as a staff writer. Charlie will cover technology, with a broad interest in online extremism and tech’s most powerful platforms and players. He will also continue to write Galaxy Brain, an Atlantic subscriber newsletter.

In a note to staff, deputy editor Paul Bisceglio wrote: “Charlie is a dazzling writer and a profound thinker. He has a remarkable ability to cut through the Silicon Valley hype and deliver punchy ideas and real insights.”
___
sounds kinda gay

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (fs1hN)

45 In one instance, a staff meeting to discuss Cotton's Op-Ed piece saw tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.

Where do we get such men?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:46 PM (guGkK)

46 Once the institutions are lost I think things are unlikely to recover.

I want to be an optimist, but it took a world war and 60 years to oust the Bolshies, and what was left was kind of scorched earth.

For the moaists, we are at 70 years and counting. The guy in charge - his parents were victims of the revolution and now he is pulling the commie strings.

And don't get me started on the Jacobins - over 200 years and they still suck.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 05:46 PM (ckNS2)

47 Professor Jacobson from Legalinsurrection.com will be on Tucker tonight.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 05:46 PM (xhxe8)

48 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

Yes, although I would argue about the bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (XIJ/X)

49 "A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound."


And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)

50 If a Maoist cries in the newsroom and no one is around, does it still make a noise?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:32 PM (mZ3xv)
.......

Is it masturbating?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

51 The company that owns Madison Square Garden, Radio City Music Hall etc. is using facial recognition to enforce a total ban against any attorney working for a law firm that is suing them.

https://bit.ly/3Y9VmRj

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (eyxn4)

52 ISYN. Two days after Trump won, shocking the world (but not me), the NYT head editors issued an op-ed apologizing for getting it so wrong and even attributed it to their blindness from not understanding half of America, promising to do better.

That didn't last past the following weekend, when the Red Guards fully took over.

It was a simpler time, when elections seemed to matter.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (SJsWC)

53 The left are basically woke jihadists. This is their religion. They should probably be treated as such. Conversely, the right doesn't have a movement to counter them on a religious level like the left has.

Maybe a non-woke "crusade" would be worthwhile. Slitting throats seemed to get some level of respect... one way or another.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (Q4IgG)

54 "I remember closing my laptop and pouring a huge glass of wine, even though it was at like noon. Because I was so fucking freaked out by what we had just witnessed."

Welcome to the party, pal ... every day gets worse.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (Cus5s)

55 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I hear Taps at a funeral, I tear up, even if I didn't even like the guy.

Posted by: MkY at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (cPGH3)

56 > Where do we get such men?

Mostly coastal cities.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (eyxn4)

57 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)
---
And he has to pick *which* daughter.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 05:49 PM (krQz2)

58 Your words are violence!

REEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 05:34 PM (mZ3xv)

What will these silly twats do if they ever experience real violence?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 05:36 PM (llON

This will be the only upside to when the Burning Times come.

NYC will turn into One Big Beat, Rape, Murder Then Eat Cannibal-A-Go-Go.

And these clowns and their ilk will be right on the menu.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 05:49 PM (KLPy8)

59 Bolus. Cool word

Posted by: Oddknot at February 22, 2023 05:49 PM (T2evP)

60 Liberals are an odd group and the journalists, even more so. They are so insular, trapped in groupthink, fragile in their beliefs and moored in shibboleths, they can't stand to hear or read anything which dissents from their point of view. These are the same people who bing watch MSNBC because it won't challenge any of their beliefs. They are a feeble bunch of adult babies, whose credentials are nothing but a thin veneer for their sad life of fallacy. Time was that gaining an education was a search for truths. Not anymore, as it seems that process has become mired in peddling political points, destroying anyone who challenges them in a material way, and avoiding the ultimate truth of their ideology. We've always survived as a society because we have learned and adapted. It's why we have an exceptional country in the first place. But with these people in charge we are destined for much worse, destructive things.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (T9WMp)

61 Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (eyxn4)

What do they think they are a Las Vegas casino? I don't think that's legally allowed in NY.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (FmA36)

62 And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)

The what?

Posted by: Typical Moron at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (XIJ/X)

63 Where do we get such men?
___

Men without chests? I wrote a book about it.

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (fs1hN)

64 I have drawn a conclusion from this story. If you don't want an AK round in the back of your head, or experience the liberation of having yourself chopped to pieces with a machete, don't offend these budding Khmer Rouge bastards. And don't wear your glasses around them either.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (MF3yS)

65 The Times is staffed by pissy little junior high girls. How fun is that?

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (dTFZY)

66 This Charlie Warzel guy is a classic example of toxic male masculinity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 05:51 PM (GyDc1)

67 Well said, Marcus T. That, and so much more.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2023 05:51 PM (OTzUX)

68 40 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)
----
Well I give you a kidney stone.

Posted by: Ciampino - Women my bring up childbirth at February 22, 2023 05:51 PM (qfLjt)

69
David Brooks and Maureen Dowd.

Credentialed conservatives who work for the NYT, along with that French fella.

They call 'em as they see 'em, right down the middle.

Posted by: Auspex at February 22, 2023 05:52 PM (j4U/Z)

70 40 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

Extra tears are excused if the bone belongs to someone else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:52 PM (guGkK)

71 I hear Taps at a funeral, I tear up, even if I didn't even like the guy.
Posted by: MkY at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (cPGH3)

Bagpipes for me. Danny Boy or Amazing Grace.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 05:52 PM (FmA36)

72 And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)


Clitoris Leachman?

She's dead, so....no wonder.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 05:53 PM (KLPy8)

73 I haven't heard the name Maureen Dowd in a whilst.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (t4fCu)

74 Struggle session?

Eat more fiber.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (krQz2)

75 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk
*******
Also when his dog dies.
And if Biden gets reelected.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (NpAcC)

76 I haven't heard the name Maureen Dowd in a whilst.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (t4fCu)

I think her cats ate her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

77 Dolores!

Posted by: Seinfeld at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (fs1hN)

78 45 In one instance, a staff meeting to discuss Cotton's Op-Ed piece saw tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.

Where do we get such men?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:46 PM (guGkK)
----
Men? Careful of who you describe by such a term.

Posted by: Ciampino - are you a Biologist? at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

79 I cried when my father was dying and I had to pull the plug. I didn't cry at the funeral. But I do tear up when I re-tell amazing stories of my Dad that I only learned about from his brothers at the funeral.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (FmA36)

80 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I hear Taps at a funeral, I tear up, even if I didn't even like the guy.
Posted by: MkY at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (cPGH3)

I get dusty-eyed when I see vets crying at the Vietnam memorial. I think, Yes. I understand.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (BdMk6)

81 When you are arguing something with someone and they use the NYT, WAPO, cnn, MSNB, or the LAT as evidence, you've just won that argument.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (17s+e)

82 Doubt anyone here is shocked the NY Slymes is a Marxist Propaganda front

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (xhxe8)

83 What's your preferred pronunciation of clitorus?

Clit o ris?
Clit r is?
Clit uh ris?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (eyxn4)

84 I fear kidney stones, sharks, and bears in that order.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (t4fCu)

85 Not a death cult at all...

Does anyone blame Putin for not wanting this batshit crazy country having bases against his border?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (KSNKu)

86 I fear kidney stones, sharks, and bears in that order.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (t4fCu)
------------
What about bearsharks?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (2hlEI)

87 Astonishing that anyone would be surprised that when you laud communists and socialists for a generation and more, and you train people to think like a socialist, and then you give them power in your organization then they actually perform just like every socialist or communist organization has ever done.

Now when leftists in the real world took over, they brought in thugs and shot most of these types and allowed them nowhere near the seats of power

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

88 A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)
===

And for beloved dogs dying.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (17s+e)

89 New York City
Safest city in the country!!!

Posted by: NYT at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (M3hSG)

90 I get the sniffles just thinking about the price that many Bothans paid to get their little Bothan mitts on the plans to the Death Star.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (guGkK)

91
What's your preferred pronunciation of clitorus?

Clit o ris?
Clit r is?
Clit uh ris?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM

Don't know. The entire apparatus leaves me tongue-tied.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)

92 Doubt anyone here is shocked the NY Slymes is a Marxist Propaganda front
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM (xhxe

Well they used to pretend they weren't, so people would believe them.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (eoQWY)

93 Et tu Pink Hair Nosering?

Posted by: James Bennet at February 22, 2023 05:58 PM (GTvZp)

94 Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 05:50 PM (T9WMp)

Great comment. It's safe spaces all the way down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 05:58 PM (KSNKu)

95 Dude managed to Arkancide himself and get rid of the gun after his death!

https://bit.ly/3IOyYse

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:58 PM (eyxn4)

96 I fear kidney stones, sharks, and bears in that order.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (t4fCu)
------------
What about bearsharks?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (2hlEI)

Sharkstones are worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

97 Having a nice glass of cognac

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe8)

98 The NYTimes is in the throes of a dying animal

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (RHGPo)

99 Now when leftists in the real world took over, they brought in thugs and shot most of these types and allowed them nowhere near the seats of power
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

It will happen here, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (KSNKu)

100 What's your preferred pronunciation of clitorus?

Clit o ris?
Clit r is?
Clit uh ris?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM

Clit

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (FmA36)

101 Paul-Nobel-Prize-Winning-Krugman spins a yarn that is diametrically opposed to reality.

Krugman’s Accounting Of The National Debt Is Criminal

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (RHGPo)

102 Bearsharks suck.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (t4fCu)

103 I didn't cry when my knee got destroyed, but I sure flopped around a lot...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (pohLc)

104 Maybe he attached a really big helium balloon to the shotgun. When he let go it floated away and somehow didn't get caught in or popped by the tree branches.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (eyxn4)

105 The NYTimes is in the throes of a dying animal
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (RHGPo)
----------
A slug. Pour salt on it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (2hlEI)

106 51 The company that owns Madison Square Garden, Radio City Music Hall etc. is using facial recognition to enforce a total ban against any attorney working for a law firm that is suing them.

https://bit.ly/3Y9VmRj

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (eyxn4)
----
This has been going on for at least over a year. We read where they ejected a fan and his kid from a game at MSG because he was an attorney with the suing firm. It was all in an article(s) on face recognition software and cameras. I wonder if Pixy brought that up?

Posted by: Ciampino - wear a Nixon mask to MSG at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

107 Just goes to show you if you live in a crazy city, you're going to have a crazy periodical.

People were getting crap from their friends about "working at the Times".

Doesn't anybody in the most super-sophisticated New York City know that "Guilt by Association" is a fallacy? The crazy city shamed the Times for it's wandering into sanity, and reinforced the idea that fellow crazies working within the walls, asked "How DARE you?!" to echo the crazies outside the walls.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (krQz2)

108 I think her cats ate her.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

Another service to mankind by the felines. Mice, and mousy bucket heads.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (eoQWY)

109 Fun button?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

110 Maybe he attached a really big helium balloon to the shotgun. When he let go it floated away and somehow didn't get caught in or popped by the tree branches.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (eyxn4)

That's clever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

111 Fun button?
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

This big red one here?

*smash*

Posted by: Rep. Eleanor Holmes-Norton, (D)umbass at February 22, 2023 06:01 PM (guGkK)

112 I didn't cry when they pulled the 18 inch stent out my junk 2 weeks after my kidney stone surgery but I sure wanted to.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 06:01 PM (FmA36)

113 And for beloved dogs dying.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (17s+e)

Or any beloved pet. But not in front of the wife and family. NEVER in front of the wife and family.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:01 PM (BdMk6)

114 I cried when I got stabbed with a fork. But they were tears of joy because it wasn't another knife wound.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:01 PM (T9WMp)

115 In one instance, a staff meeting to discuss Cotton's Op-Ed piece saw tech writer Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.

Where do we get such men?

***

And every one of them on Twitter will tell you over and over that of course they would win any future civil war.

"We'll beat you just like we did last time!"
(To get the full effect of this ridiculous statement you have to say it in your head with vocal fry and uptalk)

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (wb1YC)

116 Did anyone check around for water pools?

Like would be left by an ice weapon?!

Posted by: Mystery Fiction at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (krQz2)

117 Now when leftists in the real world took over, they brought in thugs and shot most of these types and allowed them nowhere near the seats of power
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (eoQWY)

It will happen here, too.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (KSNKu)

Nah, they are too busy weeping.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (eoQWY)

118 >And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)


Where was the last place he saw it?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (PiwSw)

119 83 What's your preferred pronunciation of clitorus?

Clit o ris?
Clit r is?
Clit uh ris?
Posted by: bonhomme

"Before you take care of that, hand me the remote would you"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (ckNS2)

120 The problem here is

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

121 >And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)


Where was the last place he saw it?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (PiwSw)


It will be in the last place you look.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

122 I cried when I wrote this song,
Sue me if I play too long...

Posted by: Deacon Blues at February 22, 2023 06:03 PM (krQz2)

123 oops
the problem here is that they become free-range NYT editors.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 06:03 PM (FhXTo)

124
Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.
He allegedly said 'none of his friends wanted to talk to him anymore because he worked for this horrible evil newspaper that would print this Op-Ed'.

-------

This shows the level of honesty in the media. This is a plain, bald-faced, obvious lie. Warzel has no friends. Anonymous Grindr hookups don't count.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 06:03 PM (oINRc)

125 The worst part was that a lot of the people who were stabbing James in the front were the ones that he hired and brought to the newspaper," McCreesh added. "It was like Caesar on the floor of the Roman Senate or something.
---

Posted by: it makes me want to sing at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Uc7d7)

Our elites. Caesar was stabbed in Pompey's Theatre, not the floor of the Senate. Don't put in a lame classical reference and then botch it.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:04 PM (eoQWY)

126 Dude managed to Arkancide himself and get rid of the gun after his death!

https://bit.ly/3IOyYse

***

I bet it was lupus.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2023 06:04 PM (wb1YC)

127 Slack chat for the whole company"

================

Imagine what reading that must be like...
Posted by: Jay in PA at February 22, 2023 05:39 PM (i7Q7S)

Imagine the rampant grammar mistakes and spelling errors.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:05 PM (z/ifB)

128
We may joke about the clitoris but it has twice the nerve endings of the male penis. Somebody got shortchanged here. For some reason.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)

129 Dude managed to Arkancide himself and get rid of the gun after his death!

https://bit.ly/3IOyYse

***

He manufactured an ice gun.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 06:06 PM (FmA36)

130 104 Maybe he attached a really big helium balloon to the shotgun. When he let go it floated away and somehow didn't get caught in or popped by the tree branches.
Posted by: bonhomme

I think that was a Holmes book - Mystery at thor bridge? something like that. Gun was tied to rock over bridge railing.

(ok, just checked. that was it.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 06:06 PM (ckNS2)

131 Why weren't the mob of demented children told to hold their struggle session on the curb?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 06:06 PM (eGTCV)

132 Ole Charlie got warzelled good.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 06:06 PM (MF3yS)

133
I bet some poor tech employee has to clean up empty liquor bottles and half-written suicide notes from around the NYT Slack server every morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (oINRc)

134 The worst part was that a lot of the people who were stabbing James in the front were the ones that he hired and brought to the newspaper," McCreesh added. "It was like Caesar on the floor of the Roman Senate or something.

***

I'm looking forward to the coming unpleasantness when places like New York City don't have power for 6 months or more and there's been no pharmaceutical deliveries for that long.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (wb1YC)

135
It's coming up on sundown here in the east, and tonight will be another good show of the Moon, Venus and Jupiter.

Tonight Jupiter will be right next the crescent Moon (10%), with Venus below. Here, clouds are threatening, so I may not get to see it in it's fully glory as I did last night. I can see the Moon now, but nothing else.

Anyway, right after sundown, look to the West and you'll see a beautiful show. Venus and Jupiter are very bright.

On March 1, there will be a conjunction of Venus and Jupiter, and it should be a spectacular sight. Over the next week to 10 days, Jupiter will get closer and closer to Venus every evening. By the end of March, Jove will disappear into the daylight sun for a while, so take this opportunity to see the show.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (Mzdiz)

136 The best way of pleasing a woman is the beating heart of an enemy. They say they don't like it, but they do! Makes them wet as October!

Posted by: Legionary Titus Pullo at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (2hlEI)

137 U.S. housing market posts a $2.3 trillion loss, worst since 2008.

But hey, no mean tweets!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tsda9

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (bW8dp)

138 Charlie Warzel begin openly weeping in front of his colleagues due to the backlash.
He allegedly said 'none of his friends wanted to talk to him anymore because he worked for this horrible evil newspaper that would print this Op-Ed'.

-------

This shows the level of honesty in the media. This is a plain, bald-faced, obvious lie. Warzel has no friends. Anonymous Grindr hookups don't count.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 06:03 PM (oINRc)

They're all brave firefighters. Braver than brave. Until they don't get an invite for a shower party or whatever those things are called.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:08 PM (z/ifB)

139 Love it when this stuff happens to assholes like her:

@HenryLouisGates 21h
“Do you know what you’re looking at? That is a list of the passengers on the Mayflower.”

Our researchers discovered #AngelaDavis’s ancestors traveled to the US on the Mayflower and here is her reaction. #FindingYourRoots

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 06:08 PM (XF9Gj)

140 U.S. housing market posts a $2.3 trillion loss, worst since 2008.

But hey, no mean tweets!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8tsda9
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:07 PM (bW8dp)

Remember when BlackRock, or WhiteWater or whoever was buying up all those properties?

Smart move, guys. Might have worked if you'd re-elected Trump instead of scuppering it.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (eoQWY)

141 Tulsi Gabbard is in East Palestine, OH now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

142 McCreesh added. "It was like Caesar on the floor of the Roman Senate or something.

Posted by: Azathoth

croutons and cheese, everywhere.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (ckNS2)

143 We may joke about the clitoris but it has twice the nerve endings of the male penis. Somebody got shortchanged here. For some reason.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)


wymmins are already bitchy enough. Can you imagine how hard it would be to live with them if they got less stimulation from sex?

Runs away and hides from the wrath of the ettes...



Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

144 We may joke about the clitoris but it has twice the nerve endings of the male penis. Somebody got shortchanged here. For some reason.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)

I'm glad for this. Don't want my five minutes of passionate exertion to be shortened.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6)

145 The problem here is
Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

Yes?

YES????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (guGkK)

146 > A man is allowed to cry only on three occasions; when he buries a parent, at his daughter's wedding, and when there is actual bone protruding from the wound.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

I'd add when one buries a child, spouse, or dog. Have done all three, and I'm pretty sure I still have a penis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (bW8dp)

147 141 did Trump buy her a Big Mac, too?

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

148 I work for a very large company. Somewhere in 2020 we collaborated with a "black owned" company to produce company logo'd swag that showed we supported Black Lives. The swag was available to employees, and there was a comments section in the announcement on our internal website.

Among the usual "Hey this is great" and "Go team" comments was one guy who didn't like it because the vendor was not black enough for him. After criticizing the vendor and our company he began to demand that we vocally support reparations else our company, the company of which he was an employee, was part of the problem and basically racist. He basically took over the comments section as it devolved into an attack on his employer, and by proxy its employees.

Finally someone from "up there" jumped on. Did they castigate him, tell him to calm down, defend the company's swag idea? No, it was someone from the African American resource group (we have various identity-based resource groups, though everyone is free to join them). The woman basically said she liked his energy and would like him to consider joining the AA group. She told him to reach out to her and he said he would do so.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (Yr4Df)

149 We may joke about the clitoris
.......

A clitoris, a penis and a cloacal malformation walk into a bar...

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

150 We may joke about the clitoris but it has twice the nerve endings of the male penis. Somebody got shortchanged here. For some reason.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)

I'm glad for this. Don't want my five minutes of passionate exertion to be shortened.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (BdMk6)

That means it counts as TEN minutes. That's science.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

151 Illegal aliens in Department of Homeland Security (DHS) custody have gone on a hunger strike to protest what they claim are inadequate living conditions in the sanctuary state of California.

Recent reports out of Bakersfield and McFarland, California, suggest that a number of illegal aliens in DHS’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facilities, operated by private contractors, have started a hunger strike, claiming they have been subjected to invasive pat-downs, freezing temperatures, and “abhorrent” living conditions.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (RHGPo)

152 wymmins are already bitchy enough. Can you imagine how hard it would be to live with them if they got less stimulation from sex?

Runs away and hides from the wrath of the ettes...



Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

It would be better if it messed with their perception of how tall you were.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

153 "Our elites. Caesar was stabbed in Pompey's Theatre, not the floor of the Senate. Don't put in a lame classical reference and then botch it.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:04 PM (eoQWY)"

Please lower your expectations for the credentialed class. They are only to proud to tell you where they gained an education, and then immediately prove how utterly worthless it is and how ignorant they are because of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:11 PM (T9WMp)

154 President Joe Biden is expanding the nation’s population of imported child workers, but the establishment media — and D.C. politicians — are hiding this child workforce from voters.

“One of the largest food sanitation companies in the United States illegally employed at least 102 children in dangerous jobs cleaning meatpacking and slaughtering plants,” said a New York Times report that did not mention most of the child workers are teenage economic migrants.

.. hey, at stopped clock is right twice a day, too

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:12 PM (RHGPo)

155 Illegal aliens in Department of Homeland Security (DHS) custody have gone on a hunger strike to protest what they claim are inadequate living conditions in the sanctuary state of California.

Recent reports out of Bakersfield and McFarland, California, suggest that a number of illegal aliens in DHS’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) facilities, operated by private contractors, have started a hunger strike, claiming they have been subjected to invasive pat-downs, freezing temperatures, and “abhorrent” living conditions.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (RHGPo)

it's probably warmer down in Mexico, head there and see.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:12 PM (eoQWY)

156 The Kyle Seraphin Show gave a great description of Jerry Nadler: "The closest existing human to Batman's Penguin."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 22, 2023 06:13 PM (CecP5)

157 Why isn't the NYT snapping up the compatible "talent" that's available (Stelter, LeMon, etc.)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:13 PM (a3Q+t)

158 ...claiming they have been subjected to invasive pat-downs, freezing temperatures, and “abhorrent” living conditions.
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (RHGPo)


If they don't want to endure that stuff, then they should just quit flying commercial.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 22, 2023 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

159 Someone shook up the snow globe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 06:14 PM (2hlEI)

160 "Our elites. Caesar was stabbed in Pompey's Theatre, not the floor of the Senate. Don't put in a lame classical reference and then botch it.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:04 PM (eoQWY)"

Please lower your expectations for the credentialed class. They are only to proud to tell you where they gained an education, and then immediately prove how utterly worthless it is and how ignorant they are because of it.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:11 PM (T9WMp)

I have zero expectations already, but am willing to mock them for a small fee. I'm sure their degree in Intrapersonal Relations at Bumfuck U will impress me all to hell.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

161 At the time Caesar was assassinated the Senate was temporarily housed in a building behind Pompey's theater but still part of the complex, owing to the fact that the regular Curia building had burned and was being renovated at the time. The temporary building featured a large statue of Pompey out front. Caesar was killed at its base.

The End.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (guGkK)

162
U.S. housing market posts a $2.3 trillion loss, worst since 2008.
But hey, no mean tweets!
https://tinyurl.com/2p8tsda9
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Link without paywall.

https://archive.is/4ltaO

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

163 Ten minutes??

Does that include dinner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (mZ3xv)

164 Illegal aliens in Department of Homeland Security (DHS) custody have gone on a hunger strike to protest what they claim are inadequate living conditions in the sanctuary state of California.
........

They should write Gavin a strongly worded letter.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

165 A clitoris, a penis and a cloacal malformation walk into a bar...
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

The bartender says to the cloacal malformation ' you can stay but the dick has to go'

CM replies ' what about clitoris ?'

Bartender. ' Where ? '

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 06:16 PM (FmA36)

166 We may joke about the clitoris

How can you joke about something that's noone have ever seen, or even know where it is?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

167
161 At the time Caesar was assassinated the Senate was temporarily housed in a building behind Pompey's theater but still part of the complex, owing to the fact that the regular Curia building had burned and was being renovated at the time. The temporary building featured a large statue of Pompey out front. Caesar was killed at its base.

The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (guGkK)

Name checks out.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:16 PM (Yr4Df)

168 118 >And when he can't find the clitoris.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:47 PM (t4fCu)


Where was the last place he saw it?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 22, 2023 06:02 PM (PiwSw)
----
There were beavers and otters everywhere but he still couldn't find it.

Posted by: Ciampino - wear a Reagan mask to MSG at February 22, 2023 06:16 PM (qfLjt)

169 Finally someone from "up there" jumped on. Did they castigate him, tell him to calm down, defend the company's swag idea? No, it was someone from the African American resource group (we have various identity-based resource groups, though everyone is free to join them). The woman basically said she liked his energy and would like him to consider joining the AA group. She told him to reach out to her and he said he would do so.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (Yr4Df)

Now if you'd had a good company, that division would be located about 4000 miles away and have no network link to any other branch.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

170 The Grey Lady? My GAF meter pegged at zero. Burn it down.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (oWBc3)

171 Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (Yr4Df)

That would have edited out of IDIOCRACY as too over-the-top.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (KSNKu)

172 (DHS) custody have gone on a hunger strike

I bet I could frisbee a tortilla over the fence.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (FhXTo)

173
166 We may joke about the clitoris

How can you joke about something that's noone have ever seen, or even know where it is?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:16 PM (a3Q+t)

It's like the human body's Snuffleupagus.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (Yr4Df)

174 Bigfoot, yeti, Loch Ness and the clitoris walk into a bar...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (mZ3xv)

175 At the time Caesar was assassinated the Senate was temporarily housed in a building behind Pompey's theater but still part of the complex, owing to the fact that the regular Curia building had burned and was being renovated at the time. The temporary building featured a large statue of Pompey out front. Caesar was killed at its base.

The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (guGkK)

That was an awfully long setup for no punchline.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (z/ifB)

176 Ole Charlie got warzelled good.
Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 06:06 PM (MF3yS)


and the train it won't stop going no way to slow down..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (yQpMk)

177 164

They could go home.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 The NYT?


Print is dead.


Egon

Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

179 Ten minutes??

Does that include dinner?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM

And the afterwards-glow sammich making?

Asking for J. Random Moron.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

180 The End.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:15 PM (guGkK)

That was an awfully long setup for no punchline.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (z/ifB)

Typical of old chickpea, the windbag.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

181 That was an awfully long setup for no punchline.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (z/ifB)

I worked on telling it in a limerick but I just couldn't find a good word to rhyme with Brutus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:20 PM (guGkK)

182 Clitoris walked into the bar.

The bartender says ' where have been? All the guys have been looking for you'

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 06:20 PM (FmA36)

183 That was an awfully long setup for no punchline.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (z/ifB)

I worked on telling it in a limerick but I just couldn't find a good word to rhyme with Brutus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:20 PM (guGkK)

Lupus?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (eoQWY)

184 Trump mopped the floor with Biden in E. Palestine, OH.


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

185 She told him to reach out to her and he said he would do so.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:10 PM (Yr4Df)

Now if you'd had a good company, that division would be located about 4000 miles away and have no network link to any other branch.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

Have him report to some room in the 4th sub-basement level. Two levels below the catacombs.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (z/ifB)

186 "Nikole Hannah-Jones, who said she was 'deeply ashamed'..."


I don't think the woman knows shame. She does, however, know how to grift, and 'play' a room [media].

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (Rbu5d)

187 Is it really true that, absent racial discrimination, all demographic groups would end up being equally represented in all fields of endeavor?

And would do equally well at all of them?

That would appear to the expectation of the DEI philosophy. Since this is patently not true at present, they conclude that racial discrimination is indeed responsible for all deviations from this ideal of theirs.

.. that's not even true within any given demographics, except the group you are comparing for. All whites don't do equally well. All black don't do equally well. So what would make anybody think that racial discrimination is necessarily the ultimate culprit ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (RHGPo)

188 Have him report to some room in the 4th sub-basement level. Two levels below the catacombs.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM

And take the red stapler?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

189 Bigfoot, yeti, Loch Ness and the clitoris walk into a bar...
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Bartender saysto himself: *whistling, wiping glass* Sure is slow tonight, could use a few customers right about now...

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

190 185 Trump mopped the floor with Biden in E. Palestine, OH.


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (gmo/4

The man walked into a McDonalds and bought Big Macs for all the first responders.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (mZ3xv)

191 And the afterwards-glow sammich making?

Asking for J. Random Moron.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

Afterwards=Nap time.

Then sammiches.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (BdMk6)

192 Trump mopped the floor with Biden in E. Palestine, OH.


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (gmo/4)
------------
I'm not sure if that would make the floor any cleaner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (2hlEI)

193 Illegals in NY live in hotels, and tear out the walls
They have taxpayers pay for it all

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (xhxe8)

194 Was on a call today when some lib tried to get his DEI brownie points by saying something irrelevant about this administration. All of sudden you hear "oh please shut the fuck up, asshole". Next you hear, if you're not talking please put your phone on mute. " lol

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (T9WMp)

195 Have him report to some room in the 4th sub-basement level. Two levels below the catacombs.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM

And take the red stapler?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:22 PM (a3Q+t)

No. You spawn into the game unarmed.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (z/ifB)

196 I'm not sure if that would make the floor any cleaner.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Or top a dessert.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (XF9Gj)

197 So what would make anybody think that racial discrimination is necessarily the ultimate culprit ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (RHGPo)

Funding. -- Stuff Gus Grissom Said Vol. 2

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (AiZBA)

198
The plural of clitoris is clitorides, rhymes with Pleaides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (Mzdiz)

199 I worked on telling it in a limerick but I just couldn't find a good word to rhyme with Brutus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:20 PM (guGkK)

Lupus?
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (eoQWY)


It's never lupus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

200 The plural of clitoris is clitorides, rhymes with Pleaides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
.........

Aw shit. Now there's more than one?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

201 I worked on telling it in a limerick but I just couldn't find a good word to rhyme with Brutus.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 06:20 PM

Fruitus or Gruetus?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (a3Q+t)

202 > Have him report to some room in the 4th sub-basement level. Two levels below the catacombs.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (z/ifB)

Make him one of Milton's direct reports. Put him in charge of refilling the Swingline stapler.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (bW8dp)

203 44

In a note to staff, deputy editor Paul Bisceglio wrote: “Charlie is a dazzling writer and a profound thinker. He has a remarkable ability to cut through the Silicon Valley hype and deliver punchy ideas and real insights.”
___
sounds kinda gay

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 05:45 PM (fs1hN)
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I'm surprised he didn't use 'incredible/incredibly'.

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm incredulous at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (qfLjt)

204 Now if you'd had a good company, that division would be located about 4000 miles away and have no network link to any other branch.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

I wish. I was hoping it was a ruse to get him to settle down, after which HR would go at him. I checked a couple of months later and he was still with the company so who knows.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (Yr4Df)

205 Is it really true that, absent racial discrimination, all demographic groups would end up being equally represented in all fields of endeavor?

And would do equally well at all of them?

That would appear to the expectation of the DEI philosophy. Since this is patently not true at present, they conclude that racial discrimination is indeed responsible for all deviations from this ideal of theirs.

.. that's not even true within any given demographics, except the group you are comparing for. All whites don't do equally well. All black don't do equally well. So what would make anybody think that racial discrimination is necessarily the ultimate culprit ?
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:21 PM (RHGPo)

I look forward to all the opportunities for white players in the NBA, and black players in the NHL. White Rappers need to have their representation massively increased.

It's never been about getting jobs for anyone, its always been about the grift from the power to threaten trouble for someone.

If you wanted to get jobs for some disadvantaged group it would seem obvious that putting some JOBS where they LIVE might be a straightforward way of starting out.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

206 Why exactly do you tear out walls in hotels? Unless you're Jim Morrison on acid of course.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM (oWBc3)

207 Was on a call today when some lib tried to get his DEI brownie points by saying something irrelevant about this administration. All of sudden you hear "oh please shut the fuck up, asshole". Next you hear, if you're not talking please put your phone on mute. " lol
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (T9WMp)

So, did you mute your phone after that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

208 .. that's not even true within any given demographics, except the group you are comparing for. All whites don't do equally well. All black don't do equally well. So what would make anybody think that racial discrimination is necessarily the ultimate culprit ?
Posted by: SMOD

Once disparate impact and protected classes became legal markers, the Republic turned into a caste system. This is just the inevitable result.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (XF9Gj)

209 Equity bullshit artists are likely annoyed by the distribution of things like fast twitch muscles or IQ.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (oWBc3)

210 There are not enough black bagpipers!

Posted by: Scottish politician at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

211 You wanna' screw with the next woke person you talk to in real life ? Turn on a pro or college football or basketball game. Insist 40% of the players be white, and 20% or so be mexican. Then just enjoy the show.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (QRUKX)

More to the point, insist it happen at their alma mater and university administration and professors.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

212 The Naval Observatory used to issue ephemerides for locating clitorides, but sadly that service lapsed when GPS was rolled out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (bW8dp)

213 209 Was on a call today when some lib tried to get his DEI brownie points by saying something irrelevant about this administration. All of sudden you hear "oh please shut the fuck up, asshole". Next you hear, if you're not talking please put your phone on mute. " lol
Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:23 PM (T9WMp)

So, did you mute your phone after that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (yQpMk

Snort!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (mZ3xv)

214 212 There are not enough black bagpipers!
Posted by: Scottish politician at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

Oooh, on it!

Posted by: Billy Barr, what has some shoe polish around here somewhere at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

215 Equity bullshit artists are likely annoyed by the distribution of things like fast twitch muscles or IQ.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (oWBc3)

I see the utility of a new kind of top or bottom surgery to repair that...

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (eoQWY)

216 I can't even find Mulva.

Posted by: Lost in America at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (wrJpE)

217 I thought that said “moist struggle sessions” and I was like “no thank you- I don’t even want to know”. It’s National Margarita Day btw- we just got back from Mexican.

Posted by: AmyRey at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (K4FOQ)

218 Ohio woman, who believed pitbulls were a misunderstood breed, mauled to death by her daughter's pitbull.

https://bit.ly/3YY2AZQ

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (eyxn4)

219 56 > Where do we get such men?

Mostly coastal cities.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (eyxn4)
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So the seas are to blame? Neptune? All the coastal 'men' are sissies?

Posted by: Ciampino - I'm incredulously credible at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

220 The thing I hate is forcing ' affordable housing' into upper middle class neighborhoods.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (FmA36)

221 214 The Naval Observatory used to issue ephemerides for locating clitorides, but sadly that service lapsed when GPS was rolled out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (bW8dp)

Well, if you observe the navel, then travel in a southernly direction a few inches...

Posted by: Billy Barr, what has some shoe polish around here somewhere at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (PiwSw)

222 218 I can't even find Mulva.
Posted by: Lost in America at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (wrJpE

It's by Latvia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (mZ3xv)

223 The New Yawk Times is not fit to line the sleeping area of the lousiest Bum's Nest.

Even Bums have standards.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (R/m4+)

224 Subprime Auto Loan Delinquencies Hit 13-Year High

It’s weird to go from having a good salary and not stressing, to, ‘How am I going to buy diapers?’

According to Moody's, some 9.3% of auto loans extended to people with low credit scores are at least 30 days late, the highest since 2010, the WSJ reports.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (RHGPo)

225 Ohio woman, who believed pitbulls were a misunderstood breed, mauled to death by her daughter's pitbull.

She should have stuck with bears.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (guGkK)

226 > 212 There are not enough black bagpipers!
Posted by: Scottish politician at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

Also accordionists. Blacks are woefully underrepresented in polka bands in general.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:29 PM (bW8dp)

227 Mulva went dancing with Regina and Dolores.
They'll be back later.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

228 If We No Longer Pay Attention To Things We Don't Control, What's Left For Us To Focus On?

How great is our control of whatever we're voting on? Shall we admit it's negligible?

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (RHGPo)

229 What's sort of amusing is that this whole episode was kicked off by a RINO making noise about something that would never have happened.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

230 The clitoris is a female erogenous organ that consists of a highly innervated small conical structure or glans that lies above the urethral opening and is continuous internally with a short body of paired cylinders of vascular, erectile tissue which branch into curved extensions or crura attaching to the undersurface of the pubic bones and with two elongated masses of erectile tissue situated near each side of the vaginal and urethral openings.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

231 Ah, got an email from church saying that there will be Super after the evening Ash Wednesday service tonight.

I'm hoping that means supper.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (yQpMk)

232 > we just got back from Mexican.

Where's that?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (eyxn4)

233 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

234 232 The clitoris is a female erogenous organ..

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

Oh fuck off, Wesley.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (mZ3xv)

235 Ohio woman, who believed pitbulls were a misunderstood breed, mauled to death by her daughter's pitbull.
https://bit.ly/3YY2AZQ
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (eyxn4)

Hey! Don't look at me...

The bitch made me wear a diaper for crying out loud.

Ever try to fling poo while wearing a diaper?

Posted by: Chimpanzee, Not A Good Pet at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

236 Auto debt bouncing at historic levels, private equity had their worst fund raising quarter ever. Nothing to see here except the collapse of society.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (oWBc3)

237 It is not truly a Maoist Struggle Session until a few are shot.

New York Times needs to do better.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (QGS/I)

238 Ohio woman, who believed pitbulls were a misunderstood breed, mauled to death by her daughter's pitbull.

https://bit.ly/3YY2AZQ
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:28 PM (eyxn4)

Now she understands them even less than before

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (eoQWY)

239 Nothing Morons know better than health advice except maybe anatomy.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

240 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 22, 2023 06:34 PM (6qgdF)

241 I heard this story that contrasted the sport fans for the Philadelphia Eagles with the Minnesota Vikings fans.

Seems in Philadelphia, the fans will utter just about anything that might make a referee think twice, while the Vikings fans will just say "Dang"

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:34 PM (RHGPo)

242 The Naval Observatory used to issue ephemerides for locating clitorides, but sadly that service lapsed when GPS was rolled out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM

A cromulent explanation of certain recent nautical mishaps.

Posted by: Seventh Fleet OODs at February 22, 2023 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

243 Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)
.......

That's not making this any easier.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

244 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

There must be some really picky eaters in Philly.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:35 PM (BdMk6)

245 I'll do you one better. I look forward to the day all these positions of power in government, high level banking, national media, and such are occupied by people of all colors - graduated from somewhere other than an Ivy League School.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (QRUKX)

Allowing someone as privileged as a degree holder work at the administration or teaching at a university is a hate crime. They're gatekeeping.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:35 PM (eoQWY)

246 28 I read the headline as Moist Struggle Session which sounds gross
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (Xlnez)

Omygosh, I did too.🤣

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 06:36 PM (Rbu5d)

247 91
What's your preferred pronunciation of clitorus?

Clit o ris?
Clit r is?
Clit uh ris?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:55 PM

Don't know. The entire apparatus leaves me tongue-tied.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 22, 2023 05:57 PM (enJYY)
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A great riposte. Thread winner extraordinaire.

Posted by: Ciampino - Also a bad taste in the mouth? at February 22, 2023 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

248 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

There must be some really picky eaters in Philly.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 06:35 PM (BdMk6)

Cans of GRAVY? That's worth shooting people over. It's in tubs over in the area by the meat carvings and such.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:36 PM (eoQWY)

249 Ohio woman, who believed pitbulls were a misunderstood breed, mauled to death by her daughter's pitbull.

***********

Thank God for pitbulls otherwise we would be the worst breed.

Posted by: The Chihuahuas at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (VTu1l)

250 231 What's sort of amusing is that this whole episode was kicked off by a RINO making noise about something that would never have happened.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

Exactly. Cotton was doing the Cuck Dance wearin' a cowboy hat, and the NYT needed a safe space in response.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (KSNKu)

251 Auto debt bouncing at historic levels, private equity had their worst fund raising quarter ever. Nothing to see here except the collapse of society.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 06:32 PM (oWBc3)

Good. More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

252 Oh golly, you are upset?

Go fuck yourself in the eye with a knife, you dumbass godless commie.

Fuck. You.



There, I feel better now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (ufFY8)

253 If you wanted to get jobs for some disadvantaged group it would seem obvious that putting some JOBS where they LIVE might be a straightforward way of starting out.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:25 PM
Are you sure it's jobs they want?

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (MF3yS)

254 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

make you wonder what they would do for a bowl of soup

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (RHGPo)

255 Floyd Riots: I remember that MN Governor Walz waited until Saturday Morning to call out the MN NG after George Floyd died on Monday, Memorial Day. Four nights of riots, looting, and arson. 800+ buildings destroyed.

By Friday Night, riots spread to Chicago, LA, NYFC, Philly, Atlanta, and every other blue shithole city.

Posted by: rd at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (Z32m1)

256 Trump is racking up a big win in East Palestine.

Meanwhile, ButtJizz is taking "personal time" again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (bW8dp)

257 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store

************

I've been to Reading Terminal Markets once or twice and this story definitely rings true to me

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 06:38 PM (VTu1l)

258 96 I fear kidney stones, sharks, and bears in that order.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (t4fCu)
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What about bearsharks?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 22, 2023 05:56 PM (2hlEI)

Sharkstones are worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)
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Far out man ..... never fear Stoned Sharks.

Posted by: Ciampino - You're The Man at February 22, 2023 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

259 > So the seas are to blame? Neptune? All the coastal 'men' are sissies?

There are lots of historical reasons for it. When people escaping the old world landed in the US, the adventurous ones continued onward. The much less adventurous ones stayed put. Men and women that ventured away from civilization had to fend for themselves and develop skills and habits that are actively discouraged in the middle of cities.

In WWII, men were shipped to the coasts and they were given a final checkup and processing before shipping out. Most of the guys that failed that final checkup chose not to go back home out of shame.

There are also "communities" of weirdos who, back in the day, could find no kindred spirits in small towns. They went to the cities to be around other weirdos and to disappear.

There are also lots of people who want to drop out of society where the weather is nicer and the social support system is generous. That attracts weirdos to the coastal cities.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:38 PM (eyxn4)

260 > following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store

Possible it was pasta sauce. A lot of people call that "gravy" in the Philly/Jersey area.

If it was good sauce, it'd be perfectly understandable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:39 PM (bW8dp)

261 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

make you wonder what they would do for a bowl of soup
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM

I dunno, but I'd shoot them for a Klondike bar.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 06:39 PM (Wnv9h)

262 Are you sure it's jobs they want?
Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (MF3yS)

Well the grifters want jobs for themselves for grifting.

I'm sure they would be dismayed if the groups they pretend to be helping ceased to need them someday.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

263 A can of gravy? Nah. A can of hash, maybe.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

264 *is ace on one of his contemplative walks ?

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU)

265 If you thought things couldn't get any weirder with that BIZARRE Fulton County grand jury forewoman, it just did. It turns out that according to her Pinterest, Emily Kohrs is a witch. Yes, the liberals have been drooling for months over the possibility that at last, AT LAST, Trump would finally be indicted by a grand jury. Unfortunately for them it now appears any such possible indictment would be DISMISSED due to that jury forewoman running at the mouth about witnesses (in addition to just being flat out NUTS!!!) but is also a witch. Get on your broomsticks, liberals

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM (RHGPo)

266 Possible it was pasta sauce. A lot of people call that "gravy" in the Philly/Jersey area.

If it was good sauce, it'd be perfectly understandable.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2023 06:39 PM (bW8dp)

Still better in tubs fresh made or the o' glass jar. Or does philly call glass jars cans?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM (eoQWY)

267 Tulsi Gabbard is in East Palestine, OH now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 06:09 PM (63Dwl)

Maybe the chemicals will help with her skin

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (ufFY8)

268 104 Maybe he attached a really big helium balloon to the shotgun. When he let go it floated away and somehow didn't get caught in or popped by the tree branches.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 05:59 PM (eyxn4)
----
Maybe but then Biden and the USAF would have shot it down with an AIM ..... right?

Posted by: Ciampino -- You're The Man at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (qfLjt)

269 264 *is ace on one of his contemplative walks ?
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM (V13WU

Probably out getting his yearly Brazilian.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (mZ3xv)

270 Florida Judge Dismisses Martha’s Vineyard Migrant Flight Lawsuit

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (RHGPo)

271 > Probably out getting his yearly Brazilian.

It's that week of the year again?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:43 PM (eyxn4)

272 *is ace on one of his contemplative walks ?
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM

Amongst the penguins? The smell won't put him in a good mood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

273 If you thought things couldn't get any weirder with that BIZARRE Fulton County grand jury forewoman, it just did. It turns out that according to her Pinterest, Emily Kohrs is a witch. Yes, the liberals have been drooling for months over the possibility that at last, AT LAST, Trump would finally be indicted by a grand jury. Unfortunately for them it now appears any such possible indictment would be DISMISSED due to that jury forewoman running at the mouth about witnesses (in addition to just being flat out NUTS!!!) but is also a witch. Get on your broomsticks, liberals
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:40 PM (RHGPo)

puh-leez, it is much more tony to call them "Wiccan Practitioners".

We could use a bunch of Samantha Stevens' or even Endoras around though.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 06:43 PM (eoQWY)

274 Probably out getting his yearly Brazilian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 06:41 PM (mZ3xv)


Nah. He is a Chinese massage parlor man.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:43 PM (V13WU)

275 "So, did you mute your phone after that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 06:27 PM (yQpMk "

Welp. There were a lot of people on the phone. So there was good defilade. 😃

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:44 PM (T9WMp)

276 Leave penguins alone.

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:45 PM (V13WU)

277 Leave penguins alone.
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 06:45 PM

The penguins are psychotic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 06:46 PM (Wnv9h)

278 Philadelphia has become Bartertown, only with a babbling idiot as their senator.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 06:47 PM (T9WMp)

279 A CAN of gravy? No I don't understand.


Now if it was over a can of the Colonel's gravy at KFC, well then maybe.


Posted by: Archer at February 22, 2023 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

280 I remember this moment distinctly, it was June 4th 1999, 2 days after the entire Battalion was shocked when my meritorious promotion to corporal was revoked without informing anyone, and the poor guy who ended up getting my rank, he deserved it, but only AFTER me, and he caught a lot of shit. "What's it like wearing Pinto's rank?" He shouldn't have been blamed, he would have gotten it if it wasn't for that fact that I'm so good.

BTW, I was in the Marine Corps at one time a long time ago, I'm not sure if you know (I'm sure you know I reference it all the fucking time)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 06:48 PM (+DF+H)

281 *is ace on one of his contemplative walks

*********

Probably feeling the guilt over booting Lamont

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 06:48 PM (VTu1l)

282 > Leave penguins alone.

*Sets penguin back on the ground.*

What?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 06:49 PM (eyxn4)

283 Go fuck yourself in the eye with a knife, you dumbass godless commie. Fuck. You.

********

Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 06:50 PM (VTu1l)

284 So it was 2 days after I basically learned that I got fucked, and would be in a struggle if I wanted to stay in, let alone advance in The Corps, my Beloved Corps that I really did love. And we had a . . .shit I forget the term, not a gathering, but a group thing, where you have NCO's give big classes to the entire battalion so they can clear their training requirements, meanwhile I did one ever fucking 2 weeks, Yes I'm still bitter, it's been 25 years and I'm still bitter. My wife is the only thing I love more than The Corps.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 06:51 PM (+DF+H)

285 A woman pulled out a gun and tried to shoot a security guard while the man she was with shot a manager in the face following a dispute over a can of gravy inside a Philadelphia store, police said
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:31 PM (RHGPo)

make you wonder what they would do for a bowl of soup
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM

I dunno, but I'd shoot them for a Klondike bar.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

===================

I'd shoot them just to watch them die.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at February 22, 2023 06:52 PM (Z32m1)

286 Noooodddduhh

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 06:53 PM (fs1hN)

287 Nood quick hits

Posted by: Iris with her selfsame badge of honor at February 22, 2023 06:53 PM (foa6+)

288 This STAFF Sgt, I don't know who is Marine, but to say it that way is an insult, he was an 18 year staff, which is a JOKE. If you are in more than 12 and not infantry and still a JUST a staff? all you are doing is taking up boat spaces.

This STAFF, is talking about sexual harassment, and describes the new standards, third party accusations, references, non direct accusations.

I sat there, LITERALLY Marine of the Quarter of that quarter, when he asked for questions, I broke it down, saying exactly what I just said.

"So sexual harassment doesn't require a direct accusation." "Of course not" as though he wasn't the 58th percentile and I'm the 98. "So someone who has never met me can accuse me of sexual harassment STAFF sergeant?" he said, "If you actually did it." "Okay STAFF sergeant you just brought in a giant can, and it's filled with worms and you poured them everywhere, I'm gone." He said, "This is mandatory." I said, "I have work to do." "You stay here." I said, "STAFF sgt, I have work to do, it's classified."

3 of my MOS's were classified, one at top, and even my admin MOS required a clearance. and I walked the fuck out.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 06:59 PM (+DF+H)

289 2 days after my command gave a handout to a piece of shit who was married to a whore who fucked my friend, but I'm the one who payed the price, by abusing everyone on the board and stealing my rank, and 3 days after I was Marine of the Quarter.

I didn't give a fuck! Not One FUCK! my request mast was already on record, and I made it to the general in charge of 1st LogGp. It wasn't called that at the time, he said, "I can't give you your rank, and the only thing you can achieve if you sign this paper" (The request mast advancement) is that you will be attacked every time you do something.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 07:04 PM (+DF+H)

290 Then he said, "The fact it got here, They (the commanders who fucked me, and were listed in my Request mast) likely be fucked as well. You likely accomplished at least that. . . . . .(and he paused and acknowledged it, which almost makes me tearful even know.) Corporal."

So I withdrew my request mast, which was fucking stupid. I gave up my principles, and my RIGHT, because a general called me a rank that The Corps didn't acknowledge.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 07:06 PM (+DF+H)

291 So I'm counting the fucks I give about these bullshit fucks who can't write as well as I doing anything, even gardening, and I hate gardening, but I do it better than these punks, FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM As gently as the men they created without any satisfaction.

I spent my youthful life with the intention of serving, and I got fucked HARD! by a prison rapist (metaphor) They will have no significance in their life, there is nothing special about them.

Meanwhile, it's been 17 years, but I have "I Break Bitches" and for about 20 years, I actually did leave bitches broken and satisfied.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 07:15 PM (+DF+H)

292 Asyakhamsin must be pissed seeing her clothes on the clown, Sam.
My favorite meme was "Steal this Look"...... Challenge accepted.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2023 07:23 PM (NpAcC)

293 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 23, 2023 07:53 AM (aAWmv)

294 I'm making $100 an hour working for NYT. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $10 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.nytimes.gov/parttime

Posted by: addmaster at February 24, 2023 10:43 AM (XH4OA)

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