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Shock! The Media's Darling Jen Psaki Is Now Working For, Get This, The Media

Revolving doors gonna revolve.

You could almost say they "circle back."

Psaki stirred controversy after it was revealed that she had taken a job with MSNBC while still acting as Biden's press secretary, as many felt it was a conflict of interest as she answered questions from future network rivals.

Oh, right -- I guess we already knew this.

Well, now her show is announced. And she'll be working... one day per week.

And I bet she'll be making millions to work that one day per week, because leftwing corporations make sure that leftwing politicos get paid, Son!


President Biden's former press secretary Jen Psaki will host a weekly Sunday show on MSNBC, the network announced on Tuesday.

"Inside with Jen Psaki" will debut at noon on Sunday, March 19 -- more than 10 months after Biden's first mouthpiece left the White House.

"We have been working on some fun and different features ... and can't wait to dig into all of the news," Psaki tweeted. "See you soon."

Psaki served as Biden's press secretary for 16 months, where she was known for her sassy -- and often condescending -- quips and showmanship that's been lacking in the briefing room since her departure.

...

Each Sunday, she "will break down and make sense of the most complex public policy discussions happening in the Nation's Capital from the debt ceiling to the political campaign trail to the war in Ukraine and more," the left-leaning network said.

Really? She was never able to do so as a press secretary.

She'll appear on election night coverage. I would say that would bias MSNBC's coverage but we know that's untrue. She'll also appear with fellow former Democrat employee Chuck Todd on Meet the Press. Again, impossible to further bias that to the left.

Meanwhile, in Don LeMon news -- and I have to tuck this in to a Jen Psaki post because some of you don't like that I'm covering this dainty goon so much -- is said to have "zero defenders" left at CNN.

Not because he is comically biased, believing that Republicans shouldn't even have the opportunity to speak on television, and so ignorant as to be almost mentally challenged, believing that it's possible that sometimes black holes dip into the atmosphere and send Malaysian airliners into the 13th dimension. (Was Lost on at that time? He might have been airing his own fan theory about Lost, hoping to get an expert to weigh in on it.)

No, they just won't defend him because the man who doesn't think any women even have a "prime" at all doesn't think that the Karens who work at CNN are still in their primes.

Embattled CNN anchor Don Lemon has "zero defenders" left at the network source said, as it remains unclear whether he'll be back on air Tuesday, sources told Page Six.

Lemon, 56, who has co-hosted "CNN This Morning" since its debut last November, is embroiled in a sexist scandal that's threatening his future at the network.

"The big question is, is CNN going to keep Don off air on a day-to-day basis?" said one well-placed industry insider. "If they wanted to keep him, they would suspend him for two weeks and call it a day."

Of course, since then, it was announced that Don LeMon would be forced to go to a humiliating "training" about how to Respecc Wammens and then would return today.

Howard Stern -- I'm not a fan, but this is a decent point -- takes this to mean that Don LeMon's Sensitivity Training lasted one day. "That must be some expert," Stern said. "I should get in touch with that expert for some sensitivity training myself."

Now, I think he's just speculating that the "sensitivity training" lasted one day -- but I now think he's absolutely right.

Typically, you return to work after your Penance. And LeMon returned today.

And this is how CNN would handle it-- through lying. They'd fake a penalty, a "one day Period of Learning and Healing," and then say that Don LeMon is all better now.

Technically, he did have a "training," so CNN PR has that bullet point ready for any criticisms that come their way. How long was that training? We don't talk about personnel issues, bigot.

Don LeMon issued this tweet, which sure sounds like he finished his "training," before coming back to the job where no one watches him and no one cares:

Don LeMon
@donleMon

I appreciate the opportunity to be back on @CNNThisMorning today. To my network, my colleagues and our incredible audience -- I'm sorry. I've heard you, I'm learning from you, and I'm committed to doing better.
See you soon.

Reportedly, "Poppy" and Kaitlin did not welcome him back, nor was his absence acknowledged at all. As they do with so many leftwing Democrat scandals, CNN just pretended it all away.

One day to learn that you should Respecc Wammen.

I bet no one else forced into corporate re-education camp has ever gotten that deal before.

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 03:15 PM (vqhPW)

2 And, first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (vqhPW)

3 Oh, fine. I'll go get the otters.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (vqhPW)

4 You just stepped on the dog discussion ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

5 So she circled back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (XlkFP)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7 "dainty goon." Great turn of phrase, ace.

Posted by: PabloD at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (yhCZc)

8 Shock! The Media's Darling Jen Psaki Is Now Working For, Get This, The Media
--------

Style Book says, 'Pshock'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (8e9gw)

9 No one will watch it.

She'll have less ratings than Don LeMon. Liberal media is laundering money. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

10 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (vqhPW)

11 Stern should opt for the 1-day sanity training, rather than the 1-day sensitivity training.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (TNyrE)

12 Howard Stern -- I'm not a fan, but this is a decent point -- takes this to mean that Don LeMon's Sensitivity Training lasted one day. "That must be some expert," Stern said. "I should get in touch with that expert for some sensitivity training myself."

Now, I think he's just speculating that the "sensitivity training" lasted one day -- but I now think he's absolutely right.


My guess is that it was about as rigorous as detention for the Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (eOEVl)

13 Megyn Kelly is still hot. That is all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (oE0yX)

14 "Inside with Jen Psaki"
-----

That's hot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (8e9gw)

15 Leftists sure know how to take care of their own.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (xhxe8)

16 Psaki Psucks.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (krQz2)

17 Sorry! I fucked up!
-Don Lemon (Dennis Leary)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

18 Fifteen years ago I'd be Inside Jen Psaki, but those days are gone forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 03:18 PM (d2bW3)

19 It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Posted by: George Carlin was right at February 22, 2023 03:18 PM (C3uQd)

20 Text book definition of echo chamber.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 22, 2023 03:18 PM (uNylN)

21 Toxic Lemon. HAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at February 22, 2023 03:18 PM (Xn4AZ)

22 Jen Psaki is 44. She's past her prime so who cares?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

23 A dog circles back to its vomit.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (krQz2)

24 Jen Psaki is 44. She's past her prime so who cares?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)
---
Google it!

Posted by: D.L. at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (krQz2)

25 Maybe CNN just expects that Lemon will screw up again and plans to fire him at that point, so they didn't feel it was worth it to go further with the sensitivity training.

Probably not. But it's a nice thought.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (zhEcL)

26 Howard Stern can mulef*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

27 What is Jen Psaki's expertise?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (rJ48h)

28 ...that's been lacking in the briefing room since her departure.
------------
And the ability to string together a coherent sentence even if it's a lie.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (Vwz3I)

29 Does someone have to grab a boob for us to count, Chris Licht?

It wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (eOEVl)

30 >>>7 "dainty goon." Great turn of phrase, ace.
Posted by: PabloD

thank you! I Like that one. I'm getting a lot of use from "dainty" lately. It's a word that really needs to be rediscovered.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (C1Zwz)

31 Gross. What sort of sick fuck would want to see "Inside Jen Psaki"

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (8uXjJ)

32 22 Jen Psaki is 44. She's past her prime so who cares?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

Grateful as hell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

33 For MSNBC. Man, CNN must be circling the drain.

Posted by: mrp at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

34 No member of the government should be permitted to work at any media outlet for at least five years following the end of his government employment. Top to bottom, from the president to the janitor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (t0OGg)

35 Inside Jen Psaki.......seems an odd name for a show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Jen Psaki is 44. She's past her prime so who cares?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

I think she missed the whole prime deal.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (PyOKD)

37 UNPOSSIBLE!!!

I was told by leftists that when Sara Huckabee and Kayleigh McEnany went to fox to just commentate, not have their own show, that it was the worst for our "precious democracy."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (17s+e)

38 "We have been working on some fun and different features..."

These features will be neither fun nor different. Discuss.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

39 I hope Lemongrab remembered to click the print button after he completed his sensitivity training video. He needs to hold that faux certificate up high, while on camera, and proudly display it to his audience.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (TNyrE)

40 Do news organizations (news is a loose term) do this because they think former White House staff bring some gravitas to the outlet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (mZ3xv)

41 You could replace Don Lemon tomorrow. In two weeks no one would remember him.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (uWF4x)

42 "Inside with Jen Psaki"
.........

Uh, ew.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

43 >>>26 Howard Stern can mulef*ck.

agreed and he's not funny, but I do think he's right about this point, and it didn't occur to me CNN would try to hustle us with a One Day Training, so I have to give him credit for htat.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (C1Zwz)

44 They should have squeezed the lemon a lot harder. He barely struggled at all.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (Cus5s)

45 Each Sunday, she "will break down and make sense of the most complex public policy discussions happening in the Nation's Capital from the debt ceiling to the political campaign trail to the war in Ukraine and more," the left-leaning network said.

Really? She was never able to do so as a press secretary.


Chuy slicing like a hammer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (cXU5m)

46 Doesn't George Stephanopoulos still work for ABC?

His hiring was when it was decided that the Dem/Media incest didn't matter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (yQpMk)

47 Longest late afternoon of LeMon's life!

Posted by: D.L. at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (krQz2)

48 Does someone have to grab a boob for us to count, Chris Licht?

I judge this question to be purely theoretical where Don Lemon is concerned.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (eOEVl)

49 Now, I think he's just speculating that the "sensitivity training" lasted one day -- but I now think he's absolutely right.
++++
I'd be shocked if it was an entire day. "Sensitivity training" and the like is usually either 30 minutes, or one hour, or four hours. A full day of it would be extremely unusual in my experience.

But then, my experience has always been run of the mill, everybody gets it corporate sensitivity dreck. I've never been sent to naughty-boy sensitivity training.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (t0OGg)

50 >>>These features will be neither fun nor different. Discuss.

lol. I think you might be right.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (C1Zwz)

51 >You could replace Don Lemon tomorrow. In two weeks no one would remember him.

You don't say.

Posted by: trevor noah at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

52 13 Megyn Kelly is still hot. That is all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (oE0yX)

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cracker.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (mZ3xv)

53 Of course, since then, it was announced that Don LeMon would be forced to go to a humiliating "training" about how to Respecc Wammens and then would return today.
-----------
I'd have thought that turning the other cheek would have come naturally to Don??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (Vwz3I)

54
What if it's a box-checking exercise? Maybe they want him back at work so they can get a couple more reprimands on paper before getting rid of him completely.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM (oINRc)

55 Lol, if Don LeMon had a wife he would have learned what not to say. (e.g. “yes, your butt does look big in that outfit”

I wonder if he told his Karen colleagues to “calm down” about all this?

Posted by: lizzy at February 22, 2023 03:23 PM (hguOw)

56 "Inside with Jen Psaki"
.........

Uh, ew.
Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
++++
With, not of.

Prepositions matter. Thankfully.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)

57 I would love to watch Psaki interview Rob Reiner. Talk about whitey whites.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:23 PM (RP+Jx)

58 Lemon is trying to get fired and clearly doesn't have a behavior and standards clause in his contract. Because they couldn't require that from someone with his intersectionalities, of course. Sow, reap, rinse , repeat.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 03:23 PM (oWBc3)

59 Megyn Kelly asks "Do women matter?" The answer: No, they do not matter.

Not to leftwing commies. If they did matter, then the leftists wouldn't be trying to replace women with men pretending to be women. If women did matter, Don LeMon would never have gotten away with saying what he said about Nikki Haley. If women did matter, JK Rowling would not be getting death threats for saying obvious truths about trannies.

Plus: Bill Clinton. Joe Biden. Ted Kennedy. Etc.

The sad fact is the left and Dumocraps have been abusing and shitting on women for decades. Yet women continue to line up to vote for Dumocraps. don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

60 I wonder if he told his Karen colleagues to “calm down” about all this?
Posted by: lizzy at February 22, 2023 03:23 PM (hguOw

Calm your melons, is what I heard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (mZ3xv)

61 I find it strangely hot to hear Kelly say "douchebag."

This place. It ruins you.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

62 The struggle coffee-break taxed Don Lemon to his breaking point.

In the end, he emerged a new man--or least a man with a couple of touch-ups of new paint, buffed out.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (krQz2)

63 Will Psaki have Don Lemon on her show as a guest?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

64 >>>I'd be shocked if it was an entire day. "Sensitivity training" and the like is usually either 30 minutes, or one hour, or four hours. A full day of it would be extremely unusual in my experience.

really, they're that short? remember he blew up at a female co-worker and sent her off in tears. Rumors are that she and the other one want him fired.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (C1Zwz)

65 Reportedly, "Poppy" and Kaitlin did not welcome him back
.......

I heard on the radio Poppy has threatened to quit if they don't can him.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

66 Remember these assholes kept us on a merry go round for 30 years or more trying to "prove" to them the media was "biased". They would say things like "reality has a liberal bias" and "the news is the news, facts can't be biased".

Spoiler: They knew all along. They just thought it was fun to keep us busy.

These days it's stuff like trying to argue how corrupt everything is, how they target us, how teachers are grooming little kids, how we are second class citizens, how the idea that not being racist is the most racist thing is insane.

They know. They love it. And they love watching us flail about trying to "prove" it all to them.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:25 PM (7nVJb)

67 Do news organizations (news is a loose term) do this because they think former White House staff bring some gravitas to the outlet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------

Mostly, a guaranteed socio-political perspective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:25 PM (q0Hle)

68 I have no Jen Psaki takes.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (t4fCu)

69 I'm still laughing at this flaming queer instructing us about a woman's prime.

Google it!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

70 Different platform but same job for the GUM version of Raggity Ann; lie about the junta and cover-up the incompetence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (Q4IgG)

71 Betting he gets put in another spot.

CNN is between two harpies and a gay black man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (mZ3xv)

72
agreed and he's not funny, but I do think he's right about this point, and it didn't occur to me CNN would try to hustle us with a One Day Training, so I have to give him credit for htat.
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 03:21 PM (C1Zwz)



This point is vaild.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

73 LeMon probably thought he was witty enough and smart enough to get away with saying something transgressive. He was incorrect.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

74
Yeah, don't see a rabble of upset Sharptonites holding signs and screaming into bullhorns outside CNN hdqrs over Donny getting a pink slip.

Posted by: Auspex at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (j4U/Z)

75 Frankly my dear who gives a good goddamn regarding the lives or drama of this breechloading douchebag Don LeMountme and the equally repulsive singularly unattractive, shit for brains sorry excuse for women that infest CNN. Talk about a yeast infection in human form! Pond Scum the lot of them. Same applies to you also Meaghan Kelly. Haven't forgotten what you did to President Trump during the debate. Get stuffed.

Posted by: Junius at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (ZAerh)

76 >>> 69 I'm still laughing at this flaming queer instructing us about a woman's prime.

Google it!!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 03:26 PM (yQpMk)

I'm as heterosexual as that big stud Cory Booker.

Posted by: Don LehMon at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (llON8)

77 "Inside with Jen Psaki"
........

What You Too Can Do About Bad Pskin

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

78 Prepositions matter


I ain’t prepositioning Jen Psaki.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (TehmT)

79 I'm not sure what it says but I went to the same law school as both Kelly (a few years behind me ) and Jeanine Pirro (a few years ahead) . They haven't done bad in the media world.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (3XQTX)

80 Some Christian group needs to make an internet filter that removes all queers from the internet. All of them - reporters, reported, whatever. I am so sick of hearing about their antics.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (ckNS2)

81 They know. They love it. And they love watching us flail about trying to "prove" it all to them.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:25 PM (7nVJb)

I'd ignore it, but for the gratuitous cruelty.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (PyOKD)

82 "FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge"


I admire your dogged stick to it ivness.

Don't get it, but admire it.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (t4fCu)

83 The sad fact is the left and Dumocraps have been abusing and shitting on women for decades. Yet women continue to line up to vote for Dumocraps. don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade
===

Well of course. You know if angels of socialism could do nasty things to women, and they do, those icky republicans must be absolutely demonic with women.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 03:28 PM (17s+e)

84 “She will break down and make sense of the most complex policy discussions…”


I can see it now:
— Immigration: “I f you want border control you’re a racist!”
— Crime: “If you want tough prosecutions and hefty bails in big cities you’re a racist!”
— LGBTQ: “If you’re not celebrating the rainbow of deviant behaviors, you’re a hater”

Yeah, she’ll simplify things alright.

Posted by: lizzy at February 22, 2023 03:28 PM (hguOw)

85 You know, Megyn's Kelly's impassioned speech has you going pretty good.

But then I googled it. Turns out, she's past her prime....

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (krQz2)

86 The sad fact is the left and Dumocraps have been abusing and shitting on women for decades. Yet women continue to line up to vote for Dumocraps. don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

Could this exact point not be made about every single voting bloc outside of straight white men?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

87 Poppie sounds like someone Bertie Wooster's aunt was trying to get him to marry.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (eGTCV)

88 All of these people could be shot out of a cannon into space and no one would miss them.

Posted by: brak at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (j5Tg0)

89
When they send him packing for good, he teams up with Stelter on a podcast. The Lemon Tater Experience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (oINRc)

90 Note to Don:
"Lemon Party" is *not* "sensitive," nor is it about you.

Note to the Horde: if you don't know what that is, don't look it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (t0OGg)

91
I admire your dogged stick to it ivness.

Don't get it, but admire it.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (t4fCu)



There's a bit more to the story, but, it's kinda my thing now.......my signature, if you will.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

92 >>> 86 The sad fact is the left and Dumocraps have been abusing and shitting on women for decades. Yet women continue to line up to vote for Dumocraps. don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

Could this exact point not be made about every single voting bloc outside of straight white men?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

Also, how many *votes* are they getting and how many *ballots*?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (llON8)

93 We have Business Insider.

Posted by: SATANS RETARDS at February 22, 2023 03:30 PM (hehxi)

94 I'm terribly shocked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 03:30 PM (xcxpd)

95 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics or videos while engaged in coitus.

Otherwise, I ain't watching.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 03:30 PM (z1bdm)

96 a "one day Period of Learning and Healing," and then say that Don LeMon is all better now.
.........

They cured him of manbuttsechs?

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

97 Ah...conference is done.

Now I get to go to the Atlanta airport..Airport...

Ugh...

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (PFDGC)

98 New York Times headline.

The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.
Will Any Lessons Be Learned?

Words fail me.

Posted by: Kestrel.986 at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (wyl5F)

99 I'm terribly shocked
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 03:30 PM (xcxpd)




Your winnings, Sir..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (yQpMk)

100 Lemon's about to reach his expiration date.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)

101 Place cameras to film BENEATH her desk while she talks and imma beaviewer

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (3Or4S)

102
I heard on the radio Poppy has threatened to quit if they don't can him.
Posted by: wth


Which one is more valuable to CNN?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (63Dwl)

103
Tater is actually a perfect cohost for Lemon. Given that he's sexless lump of adipose tissue, Lemon won't be tempted to berate *or* sexually assault him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (oINRc)

104 I heard on the radio Poppy has threatened to quit if they don't can him.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

Why is it I don't believe a fucking thing I hear? Yes I know they supposedly have a frosty relationship, but the idea that these Haley comments are some kind of last straw because of what he said about women - a thing that in context even women will tell you is 100% true.

You can't see a hypothetical 50 year old version of AOC talking shit about politicians "past their prime" and ace saying, "Speaking of past their prime, honey, maybe you should keep it in your snizz...."

Oh I get it, they were upset he was mean to a Republican. That's their line. We're not actually this sensitive, and trust me they get their paycheck, they aren't either.

Do you mean I'm supposed to believe they give a shit about anything short of their job of supporting Democrats and tearing down Republicans? Nah bro. I have a strange feeling they will get over it.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (TauWN)

105 AI just like KJP...

Seth Dillon @SethDillon
I was researching cases on free expression and social media and ChatGPT fabricated a non-existent case out of thin air. I asked for links to articles that discuss the case and it provided me with a list of fake links. Eventually it admitted that no such case exists, but denied having fabricated anything. "I am an AI language model and do not have the ability to consciously fabricate information." 🤔

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (Vwz3I)

106 Note to Don:
"Lemon Party" is *not* "sensitive," nor is it about you.

Note to the Horde: if you don't know what that is, don't look it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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Must not take the baited hook.... no... oh I gotta do it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (17s+e)

107 98 New York Times headline.

The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.
Will Any Lessons Be Learned?

Words fail me.
Posted by: Kestrel.986 at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (wyl5F

People are stubborn and wouldn't submit to our dictates!!!

*pouts

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (mZ3xv)

108 95 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics or videos while engaged in coitus.

Otherwise, I ain't watching.
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She's the color of a corpse. You must like necrophilia.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (RP+Jx)

109 Every week she will pcircle back to the next week

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (xhxe8)

110 I heard on the radio Poppy has threatened to quit if they don't can him.

Posted by: wth
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Poppy peed on my sofa!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (krQz2)

111 The Chucky doll will self-implode in less than 6 months. You heard it here foist.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (D25PY)

112 Sounds like Chris Licht is really righting the ship over there at CNN.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (wNDOJ)

113 108 95 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics or videos while engaged in coitus.

Otherwise, I ain't watching.
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She's the color of a corpse. You must like necrophilia.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (RP+JxAirport...

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She's also not pretty and doesn't seem to have a good body.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (PFDGC)

114 "41 You could replace Don Lemon tomorrow. In two weeks no one would remember him."
************
Remember who?

Posted by: Cosda at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (cLv2S)

115
New York Times headline.

The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.
Will Any Lessons Be Learned?

Words fail me.
Posted by: Kestrel.986


Dennis Prager talked about this article today. Evidently it was written by some "right wing" organization and commenters are lambasting it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

116 “See what they do with their own peoples—the destruction of the family, cultural and national identity, perversion, mockery of children, and pedophilia are declared the norm.”

Putin’s critique of the West

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (D25PY)

117 Lemon Party ain't that bad. Now a Rusty Trombone was bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (17s+e)

118 I heard on the radio Poppy has threatened to quit if they don't can him.

Posted by: wth



I've also heard somewhere that several staff members have also threatened to leave if he's still there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

119 73 LeMon probably thought he was witty enough and smart enough to get away with saying something transgressive. He was incorrect.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

He should've been black and gay enough but that did not carry the day against AWFLs. Go figure.

Posted by: White liberal female privilege at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (C3uQd)

120 And there's that favorite Liberal adjective:
" To my network, my colleagues and our incredible audience ..." - Don LeMon
They love 'incredible/incredibly' from describing a failing student as "incredibly intelligent but can't do exams" to the quote above.

Posted by: Ciampino - bitter choice of words - by LeMon at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

121 ha it was one of the those computer video training sessions where you have to watch and then supply the code word every 8 to 10 minutes to prove you watched the little video.

Bet he had to watch like 2 hours of crap and then answer a quiz afterwards with a passing grade. Which is why it took him all of the three day weekend.

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (Yz3rw)

122 112 Sounds like Chris Licht is really righting the ship over there at CNN.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (wNDOJ)

The misogyny is barely noticeable now!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (mZ3xv)

123 A swift kick to the nads might help LeMon along the road to Learning and Healing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

124 I will allow that the Psaki is "political" cute.

Keeping in mind politics is show biz for ugly people.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (t4fCu)

125 Poppie sounds like someone Bertie Wooster's aunt was trying to get him to marry.
Posted by: N.Lurker
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Bertie: " I say, Jeeves, does this strike you as a good idea?"

Jeeves: "No, sir. It strikes me as the sort of situation that is fraught with peril. May I suggest a brief sojourn in France?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (miw4b)

126 I know this isn't the book threadbut . . .

Penguin Random House Publishes Book Called "She Persisted" Featuring Rachel Levine
. . . .
As the first openly transgender government official to hold an office that requires Senate confirmation, the first openly transgender four-star officer in uniform service, and the first female four-star admiral in the commissioned corps, Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

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And it's a kids' book.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)

127 C'mon. Admit it.

Didn't all of us guys want to boink Megyn Kelly in her "prime?"

What about now? She is still pretty.

LOL.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (TXFi7)

128 113 108 95 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics or videos while engaged in coitus.

Otherwise, I ain't watching.
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She's the color of a corpse. You must like necrophilia.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (RP+JxAirport...

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She's also not pretty and doesn't seem to have a good body.
Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (PFDGC)
_________________

Yea. Naked Psaki >> Lemon Party . . . but not by much . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

129 LeMon probably thought he was witty enough and smart enough to get away with saying something transgressive. He was incorrect.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

He should've been black and gay enough but that did not carry the day against AWFLs. Go figure.
Posted by: White liberal female privilege at February 22, 2023 03:34 PM (C3uQd)
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I'm black enough, I'm gay enough--and doggone it! People like me!

Posted by: Daily Affirmations With Don Lemon at February 22, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)

130 Psaki is a Red Robin 4

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:36 PM (mZ3xv)

131 Inside...Jen Psaki.

*shivers*.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:36 PM (DK4U1)

132 If Lemon gets canned (pun intended) where will he land 1)MSNBC 2) News nation 3) gay porn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 22, 2023 03:36 PM (3XQTX)

133 This is from two Posts back:

Which advances both "conspiracy theories" about January 6th:

1, that Nancy Pelosi and other "responsible" officials are responsible for any unruliness on January 6th by not having adequate police presence to control it and preferably to deter it, as well as

2, the strong-form conspiracy theory that The Regime instigated and organized this whole operation as a pretext for going Weapons Hot against their political enemies.

I favor theory 1 but The Regime has acted so corruptly and viciously that I'm not willing to rule out theory 2.


Ace, one of the things we love about you is your youthful optimism. From an older, more cynical perspective, Theory 1 does not rule out Theory 2.
I would say the order was Theory 2, AND then Theory 1. But, I'm a wizened chiroptophile.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (a3Q+t)

134 As the first openly transgender government official to hold an office that requires Senate confirmation, the first openly transgender four-star officer in uniform service, and the first female four-star admiral in the commissioned corps, Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

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And it's a kids' book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 03:35 PM (FVME7)

You know who can't succeed in their dreams? The actual woman who wanted to become the first female four-star admiral in the commissioned corps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)

135 Ah...conference is done.

Now I get to go to the Atlanta airport..Airport...

Ugh...
Posted by: TJM's phone

Safe travels James Monroe !

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (T4tVD)

136 She's also not pretty and doesn't seem to have a good body.

she looks like she's made out of mashed potatoes

Posted by: brak at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (j5Tg0)

137
LeMon probably thought he was witty enough and smart enough to get away with saying something transgressive. He was incorrect.
Posted by: N.Lurker


He's still there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

138 Psaki is a 7-11 5 at best.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (D25PY)

139 The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.
Will Any Lessons Be Learned?

Words fail me.

Posted by: Kestrel.986 at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (wyl5F)

Why do I feel like they aren't masks didn't work but rather that they didn't get 100% compliance and that's why it didn't work. IOW Real Mask Mandates have never been tried.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (khYXJ)

140 Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

The first obstacle she had to overcome was the cock and balls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (DK4U1)

141 The reason Jen Psaki is such a bad liar is that she is a low intelligence staff puppet.

She can't think on her own or change the aperture on the message to preserve some semblance of integrity.

She is another low intelligence lefty on a low intelligence leftist network.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (lf83v)

142 Psaki has the looks and dresses like a 1970's Soviet era woman down on her luck. Propagandizing is all she's good for and she sucks at that too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)

143 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics
.........

That's a lot of blemishes to Photoshop.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

144 138 Psaki is a 7-11 5 at best.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (D25PY)

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That's generous.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (PFDGC)

145 Lemon will fall but still will make money somewhere.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (xhxe8)

146 You know who can't succeed in their dreams? The actual woman who wanted to become the first female four-star admiral in the commissioned corps.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:37 PM (KbCG3)
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But she probably couldn't have got there in her prime.

Posted by: D.L. at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (krQz2)

147 Saying "First female 4 star admiral" is an affront to both females and 4 star admirals

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (DK4U1)

148 "Psaki is a 7-11 5 at best."

At closing time amirite.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (t4fCu)

149 That's a lot of blemishes to Photoshop.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

A lot of hail damage

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (CjHGv)

150 Psaki is a 7-11 5 at best.
__________

At 2:47 in the morning. For about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (lf83v)

151 The reason Jen Psaki is such a bad liar is that she is a low intelligence staff puppet.
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I put a puppet on my staff one time...

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (krQz2)

152 An incestuous media for an incestuous political class.

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (Lzpvj)

153
and showmanship that's been lacking in the briefing room since her departure.



Ooooo. Black Lesbian Kewpie Doll isn't gonna like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (n+4am)

154 113 108 95 The only thing Jen Psaki is good for is nekkid pics or videos while engaged in coitus.

Otherwise, I ain't watching.
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She's the color of a corpse. You must like necrophilia.
Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:32 PM (RP+JxAirport...

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She's also not pretty and doesn't seem to have a good body.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:33 PM (PFDGC)
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Psircling back: It's the FEET man! Look at the feet.

Posted by: Ciampino - ped as in pedicure at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (qfLjt)

155 Meanwhile, in Don LeMon news -- and I have to tuck this in to a Jen Psaki post because some of you don't like that I'm covering this dainty goon so much -- is said to have "zero defenders" left at CNN.

I'm rooting for limp-appendaged Don and also strife and mayhem at CNN. But mostly strife and mayhem at CNN.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (ppBhU)

156 Prepositions matter.


I ain’t prepositioning Jen Psaki.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (TehmT)

157 Stern should opt for the 1-day sanity training, rather than the 1-day sensitivity training.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM

Try one year minimum

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (oE0yX)

158 Look, if you are homeless, drunk and high on crack and living in a cardboard box by the 7-11 dumpsters, Psaki is hot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (DK4U1)

159 Remember kids, the republican plutocracy hates that YOU hate this situation.....

that's the stone cold truth.


Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (Lzpvj)

160 And it's a kids' book.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I still find it almost impossible to believe:
"Levine is a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine"

And , now, 'Admiral'.

The limits of rationality have been reached, and passed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (g59Yt)

161 Jen's a honkytonk 3.5

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (us2H3)

162 147 Saying "First female 4 star admiral" is an affront to both females and 4 star admirals
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:39 PM (DK4U1)

====

Theory:

We need a vigorous, large scale war to separate the wheat from the chaff in military leadership.

Preferably with generals on horseback.

Discuss.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (PFDGC)

163 Jen Psaki looks like the Wicked Witch fucked Frosty the Snowman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (mZ3xv)

164 Such a raggedy face should be dressed in mace.

Posted by: The Five Seasons at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Xrfse)

165 158 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (DK4U1)

1) breathing

2) has a positive number in the bank

//Hobo Checklist

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (Lzpvj)

166 Well that Times article is a "Letter to the Editor" ("which reflects a diversity of opinions") and the guy essentially says the anti maskers were correct.

OTOH here's what the NYT itself said in May of 2022:

"Why Masks Work, but Mandates Haven't - The New York Times"

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (khYXJ)

167 Stern is 96 now, right?

Maybe 95?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (lf83v)

168 Psaki is a 7-11 5 at best.

Posted by: Maj. Healey
==

After the bars have closed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (17s+e)

169 Psaki is a WaffleHouse 2 flapjacks

Posted by: Obligatory at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (fs1hN)

170 161 Jen's a honkytonk 3.5
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (us2H3)

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Maybe...if she put in the effort, but that seems to be beneath her.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (PFDGC)

171 Look, if you are homeless, drunk and high on crack and living in a cardboard box by the 7-11 dumpsters, Psaki is hot.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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You forgot, 'Receiving disability payments'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (g59Yt)

172 Jen is a backside alley 3.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

173 1, that Nancy Pelosi and other "responsible" officials are responsible for any unruliness on January 6th by not having adequate police presence to control it and preferably to deter it, as well as

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Theory 1 is fallback hangout.
This was (a) planned, (b) coordinated, and (c) instigated. They used antifa personnel (who work for the feds,) fbi plants and provocateurs. Some MAGA got caught up, but the guys organizing, breaking windows, removing barriers, cutting tarps, and pushing people in were feds. feds. feds. feds. This was a color revolution.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (ckNS2)

174 Good news is I am medically cleared for partial duty and the limpoma on my left pinky to wrist was benign so I will be less around soon.

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (Lzpvj)

175 I'm sorry. I've heard you, I'm learning from you, and I'm committed to doing better.

He should see a doctor to make sure he didn't injure his back groveling this low.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (ppBhU)

176 I'm sure the ettes are loving us right now.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (t4fCu)

177 Good picture of this story at Legalinsurrection.com, Jen is getting worn down.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (xhxe8)

178
Saying "First female 4 star admiral" is an affront to both females and 4 star admirals
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


He's as much a real woman and a real admiral as Captain Kangaroo was a real Captain and a real kangaroo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

179 140 Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

The first obstacle she had to overcome was the cock and balls.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (DK4U1)

She Persisted: The heroic story of a mentally deficient man.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (KbCG3)

180 167 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (lf83v)

80ish I think.....

He and Imus were peers and Imus was 200 when he died.

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (Lzpvj)

181 " Psaki is a WaffleHouse 2 flapjacks"


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (t4fCu)

182 Megyn Kelly. Still not ugly.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (DB16e)

183 Don LeMen will fingerblast only men from now on

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (flgjU)

184 176 I'm sure the ettes are loving us right now.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:42 PM (t4fCu)

====

They can make fun of Brian Stetler in response.

I'm sure all of us guys will be deeply offended for him.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:44 PM (PFDGC)

185 The MSNBC makeup and hair pros gave Jen quite a face and hair makeover. No more pasty-face. Same basic hairstyle but the hair is no longer limp and unruly. Now she has helmet hair. The amount of hairspray needed each day probably make the ozone hole 2 percent larger per day.

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)

186 182 Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 03:43 PM (DB16e)

Her inner ugliness is inverse to her surface beauty....

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 03:44 PM (Lzpvj)

187 we got Jen as an 8

Posted by: Pervslut at February 22, 2023 03:44 PM (us2H3)

188 Psaki is a Methadone Clinic 3

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:44 PM (khYXJ)

189 Psaki is a DC home owners association enforcement office 2.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (ckNS2)

190 Psircling back: It's the FEET man! Look at the feet.
Posted by: Ciampino - ped as in pedicure at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (qfLjt)
........

AIEEEE remember the feet!

https://tinyurl.com/yt82ewvy

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

191 Dainty Goon? Your medulla oblongata, Colonel Sanders!

Posted by: SATANS RETARDS at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (hehxi)

192 The sad fact is the left and Dumocraps have been abusing and shitting on women for decades. Yet women continue to line up to vote for Dumocraps. don't get it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

"My boyfriend hits me because he loves me".

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (BdMk6)

193 She's a Thailand bar 4.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Look, if you are homeless, drunk and high on crack and living in a cardboard box by the 7-11 dumpsters, Psaki is hot.

She's okay to look at. If I accidentally hit her on the side of the road, I'd think about stopping and rendering aid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (ppBhU)

195 Douchebag seems inappropriate.

He’s more of a colostomy bag

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 22, 2023 03:45 PM (nIRE6)

196 "Douchebag"?!?!?!? Do you post-menopausal, past your prime dried up old hags even use douchebags?

(I'm serious. Do you? I don't know. I know literally nothing about women.)

Posted by: Don LeMon at February 22, 2023 03:46 PM (aY0+P)

197 The limits of rationality have been reached, and passed.
==
Well, they turned on the Large Hadron Collider didn't they.

The good news is that they recently turned it off to save on electricity.

Hopefully when they turn it back on they will have reversed the polarity and we can go back into the normal universe.

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 03:46 PM (OCMmV)

198 Raggedy Jenn

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 03:46 PM (krQz2)

199 all those Hollyweird and media types who have paid for disastrous plastic surgery need to get with Megyn Kelly because the guy who does her work is an artisan.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 03:46 PM (dCxaZ)

200 They can make fun of Brian Stetler in response.

I'm sure all of us guys will be deeply offended for him.


If lusting for Humpty Dumpty is wrong, I'm sure the ettes don't want to be right.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:47 PM (ppBhU)

201 "Hi, I'm Don Lemon and I'm here to ask you: Do you struggle with toe fungus? I know I do. That's why I am here to tell you about No Fung, a miracle product from K-Tel Labs."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)

202 E'er-eczema-flaking... yes. That's why I read this cruel blog.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at February 22, 2023 03:47 PM (REK/F)

203 "Raggedy Jenn"


That's stupid.

I laffed like a dummy.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:48 PM (t4fCu)

204 179 140 Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

The first obstacle she had to overcome was the cock and balls.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 22, 2023 03:38 PM (DK4U1)

She Persisted: The heroic story of a mentally deficient man.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Please stop playing by their rules. Levine is a dude. He is no more a woman than I am a duck.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 22, 2023 03:48 PM (PyjuW)

205 "Inside with Jen Psaki"
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That's hot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (8e9gw)

Highly original name, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2023 03:48 PM (tkR6S)

206 Psaki is a dermatologist's office .5

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

207 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, JEN PSAKI AND DON LEMMON BOTH PREFER THE BACK HOLE OVER THE CAKE HOLE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 22, 2023 03:48 PM (D25PY)

208 Jen Psaki looks like the Wicked Witch fucked Frosty the Snowman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (mZ3xv)

In the ass

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (khYXJ)

209 Anyone else read that as "Inside Jen Psaki"?

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (53oGX)

210 One day "training" is no surprise. I get my organization's equivalent out of the way online over less than an hour on a dull afternoon. It's more to say "oh, he had training, he knew better, you can't sue us, we did what we could", because you could have a month of that crap and still have no effect on some folk.

The box is checked. He has no room to maneuver now.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (OUMaO)

211 Psaki is a DC home owners association enforcement office 2.
Posted by: Carnac


DMV 1.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (3CCua)

212 Martha has been changing a tire

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (us2H3)

213 He is no more a woman than I am a duck.
__________

A duck, ehhh?

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (lf83v)

214 Psaki is Peppermint Patty, without the charm.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (TXFi7)

215 She's also not pretty and doesn't seem to have a good body.

she looks like she's made out of mashed potatoes
Posted by: brak

A Psack of potatoes.

More fittingly, a Psack of ....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (w9Wax)

216 Has it been determined whether Psaki likes cock? I mean, she was a WH spokespeeple.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 03:50 PM (RP+Jx)

217 "She's a Thailand bar 4."
Well, I assume she could pass a grab-check, but that's about her only positive.

Posted by: PabloD at February 22, 2023 03:50 PM (yhCZc)

218 We need a vigorous, large scale war to separate the wheat from the chaff in military leadership.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:40 PM (PFDGC)

The problem is that the United States Military no longer has the institutional knowledge and memory to fix what ails it when it gets its ass kicked in the first few battles with a real enemy.

The only people who will suffer will be the front line soldiers and sailors and marines.

The high-heel wearing generals will keep their jobs even after they fail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2023 03:50 PM (XIJ/X)

219 208 Jen Psaki looks like the Wicked Witch fucked Frosty the Snowman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:41 PM (mZ3xv)

In the ass
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (khYXJ)

In her defense, she hasn't been the same since the house fell on her sister.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2023 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

220 Psaki is a DC home owners association enforcement office 2.
Posted by: Carnac


DMV 1.
_______

Century 21 2.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (lf83v)

221 Wasn't there a time LeMon laughed uproariously at something stupid and ignorant Therick said?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (eGTCV)

222 Psaki is Peppermint Patty, without the charm.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (TXFi7)

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Just don't keep calling her "Sir".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (TNyrE)

223 One day "training" is no surprise. I get my organization's equivalent out of the way online over less than an hour on a dull afternoon. It's more to say "oh, he had training, he knew better, you can't sue us, we did what we could", because you could have a month of that crap and still have no effect on some folk.

The box is checked. He has no room to maneuver now.
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I'm hoping he lines up a job elsewhere, and before he leaves CNN he decides to make a scene on the air with all the brittle dignity and derangement of Norma Desmond. Because, ironic.

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (rGTKl)

224 Peppermint psaki has grizzled phalanges

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (0Qrr3)

225 220 Psaki is a DC home owners association enforcement office 2.
Posted by: Carnac


DMV 1.
_______

Century 21 2.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (lf83v)

PTA 1.25

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (KbCG3)

226 The box is checked. He has no room to maneuver now.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 22, 2023 03:49 PM (OUMaO)

Bingo. 100% correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (XIJ/X)

227 Jen makes pesto out of her arm pit hair

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 03:51 PM (us2H3)

228 218
The high-heel wearing generals will keep their jobs even after they fail.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 22, 2023 03:50 PM (XIJ/X

====

Hence the horseback!

Charge!

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 03:52 PM (PFDGC)

229 Megyn Kelly is still hot. That is all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:17 PM (oE0yX)

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cracker.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 03:22 PM

Especially if the cracker was...well nevermind, ladies are present.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:52 PM (oE0yX)

230 "Especially if the cracker was...well nevermind, ladies are present. "


Probably not at this point.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:53 PM (t4fCu)

231 My folks won't let me cuz they say that she's no good.

Posted by: The Five Seasons at February 22, 2023 03:53 PM (Xrfse)

232 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 03:53 PM (eyxn4)

233 "the strong-form conspiracy theory that The Regime instigated and organized this whole operation as a pretext for going Weapons Hot against their political enemies."

yeah, The Regime (surely) planted the pipe bomb ruse, it was all a planned op. But it was not pretext for going "weapons hot" (which I guess also means all the lawsuits and imprisonment without charges, dawn raids) it was an op to cover up the stolen election, and shut down all "deniers", regardless of all the evidence.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

234 Joe Biden Releases Executive Order Promoting Woke AI

Just wait until Joe Biden finds out that he isn't just a member of the "oppressor class" but he is the "oppressor"

In the name of equity, Joe Biden MUST resign now.

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

235 Jen Psaki is the love child of Heat Miser and Raggedy Ann

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 03:54 PM (T9WMp)

236 Did the MFM ever describe Sara Sanders as sassy and witty?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 03:55 PM (eGTCV)

237 When is the last time one of these liberal mediots was fired for saying something "shocking" on the air? Seriously I want to know.

Whoopi survived saying the Holocaust was a White People Problem and that she didn't give a solitary fuck about "them".

If these people only rarely seem to get fired for what they say I propose it's because what they say is in very large part scripted and sanctioned by the higher ups.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 03:55 PM (khYXJ)

238 >>> 98 New York Times headline.

The Mask Mandates Did Nothing.
Will Any Lessons Be Learned?

Words fail me.
Posted by: Kestrel.986 at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (wyl5F)

Where did I see a meme of the soiboi and the Chad in the future, with the soiboi telling the Chad that *his* people had always been against the mask mandates and the vaxx and "then the parties switched sides"...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (llON8)

239 You have to laugh at what a woman-hating homo Don is. Nowhere between his small brain and bog mouth did he stop to consider whether asserting that some middle-aged lady was unfit for office because her reporductive organs had atrophied was a good idea on morning television, a niche that basically exists for the benefit of a largely femal demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (ppBhU)

240 yeah, The Regime (surely) planted the pipe bomb ruse, it was all a planned op. But it was not pretext for going "weapons hot" (which I guess also means all the lawsuits and imprisonment without charges, dawn raids) it was an op to cover up the stolen election, and shut down all "deniers", regardless of all the evidence.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

Someone brought up a good point earlier that Pelosi et al likely assumed that the MAGA folks would react with the same bloodlust their antifa dorks do. It just never really materialized in that nature. Which didn't stop them from pursing the second part of the plan (jailing the paraders) but did make it more obvious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

241
They never go away.

Pay your bribes behind closed doors, and give the viewing audience a break.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (oINRc)

242 They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag.
____

Hey, but did you happen to know that norms are restored?

Posted by: National Review at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (fs1hN)

243 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA
==
Wow. Hilarious.

The commenter who is like he's wearing your clothes creepy makes me lol. Because he wasn't creepy before? he's a walking billboard for mental illness!! Hello

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (Yz3rw)

244 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 03:53 PM

So this creep has been stealing luggage for some time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (oE0yX)

245 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA


Hard to say who wore it better. The pervert may have done her a favor by stealing that outfit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:57 PM (ppBhU)

246 Don Homo has anger issues. I've seen it a thousand times. This won't be his last incident, and I'll be surprised if he doesn't become a workplace shooter.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 03:57 PM (T9WMp)

247 4 You just stepped on the dog discussion ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
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Is that like stepping on 'doggy surprises'?

Posted by: Ciampino - we have kitty surprises at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (qfLjt)

248 Megyn Kelly is a top notch MILF. Well inside grade A Prime .

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (FmA36)

249 239 You have to laugh at what a woman-hating homo Don is. Nowhere between his small brain and bog mouth did he stop to consider whether asserting that some middle-aged lady was unfit for office because her reporductive organs had atrophied was a good idea on morning television, a niche that basically exists for the benefit of a largely femal demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (ppBhU)

He said it to two of them. This wasn't a sports talk panel with a bunch of dudes shooting the shit. He couldn't give a fuck less what those twats thought.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (KbCG3)

250 some middle-aged lady was unfit for office because her reporductive organs had atrophied was a good idea on morning television, a niche that basically exists for the benefit of a largely femal demo.

he sees everything through his marxist demorat filter.
Halley is a GOPe, therefore the opposition, therefore fair game.

the only reason the libtard demorat wymyn at CNN got all huffy is that the issue of age is woman's Achilles heel. We are hardwired to get triggered by any mention of hitting the wall

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (dCxaZ)

251

My new cutting edge show " Inside Don lemon party " will be debuting on MSNBC next month.

Our first investigative topic will be gerbils versus legless skinks: which goes deeper?

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (lFwAV)

252 So this creep has been stealing luggage for some time!

It was living its best life.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (Xrfse)

253 White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to deliver Rice University commencement speech

University touts Jean-Pierre's 'pioneering voice' as first Black, gay, immigrant woman to serve in role

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (geLO8)

254 "Hey, but did you happen to know that norms are restored?"


And the adults are back in charge.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (t4fCu)

255 All of these people could be shot out of a cannon into space and no one would miss them.
Posted by: brak at February 22, 2023 03:29 PM (j5Tg0)

"Where have you gone, Gerald Bull? People raise their lonely eyes to you."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (tkR6S)

256 253 White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to deliver Rice University commencement speech

University touts Jean-Pierre's 'pioneering voice' as first Black, gay, immigrant woman to serve in role

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 03:58 PM (geLO

And now, to give our commencement address, Shitshow Bob!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (KbCG3)

257 232 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA
Posted by: bonhomme

I called this. I said that everytime he goes out in public he must fear someone recognizing their stolen clothes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (ckNS2)

258 >>> 240 yeah, The Regime (surely) planted the pipe bomb ruse, it was all a planned op. But it was not pretext for going "weapons hot" (which I guess also means all the lawsuits and imprisonment without charges, dawn raids) it was an op to cover up the stolen election, and shut down all "deniers", regardless of all the evidence.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

Someone brought up a good point earlier that Pelosi et al likely assumed that the MAGA folks would react with the same bloodlust their antifa dorks do. It just never really materialized in that nature. Which didn't stop them from pursing the second part of the plan (jailing the paraders) but did make it more obvious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

Yep.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (llON8)

259 Far be it from me to jump on the let's all bully Jen Psaki hate bus.

I would never beat a red-headed stepchild mule when they were down.

It's unseemly.

Posted by: Just Lily at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM (RLLZj)

260 What is Jen Psaki's expertise?


Psircle jerking.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM (Vu7A1)

261 I called this. I said that everytime he goes out in public he must fear someone recognizing their stolen clothes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 03:59 PM (ckNS2)

Part of the kink

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM (khYXJ)

262 Hey, but did you happen to know that norms are restored?"


And the adults are back in charge.
==
Stealin' luggage and shootin' dogs. Yo.

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM (Yz3rw)

263 Makes you wonder what has been happening to all our nuclear waste.

Posted by: wth at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

264 Lily gets it.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (t4fCu)

265 >9 You have to laugh at what a woman-hating homo Don is.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

He said it to two of them. This wasn't a sports talk panel with a bunch of dudes shooting the shit. He couldn't give a fuck less what those twats thought.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


I think a lot of fags are also misogynists. It's why they turn to the penis- they think they can do it better

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (geLO8)

266 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (D25PY)

267 I called this. I said that everytime he goes out in public he must fear someone recognizing their stolen clothes.
==
That's part of the kink.

Like I said, a walking billboard for mental illness.

Posted by: So helpful at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (Yz3rw)

268 Now I'm wondering if Djen has a big red bush. Does she dye her clam? Is it steam cleaned?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 04:02 PM (Jg7EG)

269 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (D25PY)


Doesn't Steven Seagal live there?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

270 I wonder if old Jen will have a Matt Laueresque "button" on her door?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 04:02 PM (up/3i)

271 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.
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Well, I didn't like it when I was there, and then they wouldn't take me back when I wanted to go back. So I had to prove myself . . .

Posted by: zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at February 22, 2023 04:03 PM (Yz3rw)

272
farking la=la land libturd can't believe that Brinton actually stole the clothes:

https://tinyurl.com/58y4kmef

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 04:03 PM (dCxaZ)

273 >And now, to give our commencement address, Shitshow Bob!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

they're gonna need a translator for her garbled nonsense

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:03 PM (geLO8)

274 ACME gun manufacturing needs some retooling.

https://bit.ly/3Es8Dh2

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:03 PM (eyxn4)

275 Jen is an Island of Misfit Toys 2.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

276 asyakhamsin
@asyakhamsin1

My name is Asyakhamsin tanzanian fashion designer based in houston Texas USA 🇺🇸 I lost my bag 2018 in DCA recently I heard the news on
@FoxNews
about
@sambrinton
luggage issue surprisingly I found his images wore my custom made outfitswhich was in the lost bag on 2018 🥹

https://tinyurl.com/ht3zrm5n

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2023 04:04 PM (NpAcC)

277 How is this not a mistake?

George Stepalotofthis had a large demo that enjoyed watching him (single women.) But this bint is repulsive to look at and I would rather listen to the works or John Cage arranged for fingernails and chalkboard than to watch her on TV.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 22, 2023 04:05 PM (ckNS2)

278 White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to deliver Rice University commencement speech
________

Rice is white, right?

Posted by: George Jefferson at February 22, 2023 04:05 PM (lf83v)

279 I would never beat a red-headed stepchild mule when they were down.

It's unseemly.
Posted by: Just Lily at February 22, 2023 04:00 PM


A number of the Commentariat have expressed dubiousness that she's really a red, a camp I belong to, after she was called back from a vacation to talking-head something, and her inch-plus roots were dark, much like her soul.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 04:06 PM (a3Q+t)

280 >ACME gun manufacturing needs some retooling.

Posted by: bonhomme


kid's lucky to still have his fingers

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:06 PM (geLO8)

281 Am I understanding correctly that we can shoot dogs in city limits if we fear that our dogs life is in danger?

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at February 22, 2023 04:06 PM (OeAlt)

282 > Rice is white, right?

Only the kind that has zero nutritional value.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:06 PM (eyxn4)

283 >>Doesn't Steven Seagal live there?

He does have Russian and Serbian citizenship

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (D25PY)

284 This junta is chock full of carnival freaks. Sam I Am just happened to be extra brazen so that we caught a glimpse of the depravity.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (Xrfse)

285 And now, to give our commencement address, Shitshow Bob!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

they're gonna need a translator for her garbled nonsense
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:03 PM (geLO

She'll get a standing ovation when she's done. Seriously.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (BdMk6)

286 281 Am I understanding correctly that we can shoot dogs in city limits if we fear that our dogs life is in danger?

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at February 22, 2023 04:06 PM (OeAlt)

Only if you shout, "I'm a federal agent!" immediately after.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

287 >Am I understanding correctly that we can shoot dogs in city limits if we fear that our dogs life is in danger?


you have to be federal agent
'do you know who I am?'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (geLO8)

288 29 Does someone have to grab a boob for us to count, Chris Licht?

It wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 03:20 PM (eOEVl)
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Depends on how hard you grab.

Posted by: Ciampino - we have kitty surprise at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (qfLjt)

289 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.

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Are they releasing bioweapons on the world, monitoring citizens, censoring political views, holding political prisoners, and threatening WWIII if their perpetual grift isn't continued?

Posted by: Anyone ever explain why our military is announcing deaths in Ukraine? at February 22, 2023 04:07 PM (OeAlt)

290 Now I'm wondering if Djen has a big red bush. Does she dye her clam? Is it steam cleaned?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 04:02 PM


Rule One obviates many concerns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 22, 2023 04:08 PM (a3Q+t)

291 >>274 ACME gun manufacturing needs some retooling.

https://bit.ly/3Es8Dh2
Posted by: bonhomme


Prolly a +P+ load in an older gun. Yikes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:09 PM (D25PY)

292 Spinnin' wheels,
Spinnin' around....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 04:09 PM (wtvvX)

293 Has the Weirdo Sam Brinton been fired?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 04:09 PM (eGTCV)

294 Doesn't Steven Seagal live there?

He does have Russian and Serbian citizenship
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Wow. Shopping at the high end of citizenship.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 04:09 PM (lf83v)

295 > Am I understanding correctly that we can shoot dogs in city limits if we fear that our dogs life is in danger?

That depends. Are we talking about a Pit that dragged its owner over to a seated woman, yanked a dog off her lap, proceeded to attempt to kill the dog, and wouldn't let go?

If so, then the answer is yes.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:09 PM (eyxn4)

296 Has the Weirdo Sam Brinton been fired?
==
yup.

Posted by: he's now in the private sector, driving uber at February 22, 2023 04:10 PM (Yz3rw)

297 Trump brought 13 pallets of food and water with him to East Palestine to be distributed amongst the people.

https://bit.ly/3SmNEBM

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:10 PM (eyxn4)

298 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (D25PY)

Oswald was so bad the USSR kicked him out.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (FmA36)

299 Maybe Psaki shares a father with Prince Harry?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (lf83v)

300 Are they releasing bioweapons on the world, monitoring citizens, censoring political views, holding political prisoners, and threatening WWIII if their perpetual grift isn't continued?

In Mother Russia, WWIII do you

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (3CCua)

301 She has that pale complexion common to the American Ginger

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (geLO8)

302 The Weirdo Sam Brinton would be a good name for a particulary dirt Wild West villain.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (eGTCV)

303 Psaki has been on FOX News all along.
Panels, call-ups, expert commentary, all that stuff.
Nobody thought for a moment she'd be locked out of the news business. It took her "friends" long enough to find a place for her. This must be their new conservative outreach, ramping up at last.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (jYCXf)

304
I saw Dainty Goon open for The Stooges at Gilmore in '72.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 04:12 PM (KLPy8)

305 Don Lemon is a sourpuss.
Bitter clinger, but no cling peach, he's a nutty fruit.

Posted by: Ciampino - we can destone that peach at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (qfLjt)

306 Asyakhamsin tanzanian fashion designer based in houston Texas Lost her luggage at the DC airport and The Weirdo that likes to wear women's clothes and train puppies He ended up wear her dresses, I can't believe he was put in charge of Nuclear Energy for the US

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (dKiJG)

307 Another acute case of Arkancide.

https://bit.ly/3xNrcIw

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (eyxn4)

308 I bet Megyn Kelly reads Ace.

Posted by: Jmel at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (bVhJi)

309 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move?

Paul Robeson.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (jYCXf)

310 Nuclear Sam didn't get to the magical point he can't ever be fired so I think he is gone.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (xhxe8)

311 308 I bet Megyn Kelly reads Ace.
Posted by: Jmel at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (bVhJi)

For some reason, I thought that sentence was going in a different direction.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

312 Gilmore = Fillmore

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (KLPy8)

313 "Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.

Posted by: MikeG at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (VsUo2)

314
Human laundering

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (9qHsE)

315 Rice University is moving the statue of William Marsh Rice out of the Founders Court, a yard inside the compound of the school.

He was from Massachusetts but he got rich in Houston and ended up owning slaves at some point. For shame.

Posted by: DanMan at February 22, 2023 04:15 PM (DB6tu)

316
So a vicious dog attacked a federal agent in a park... are any photos of him available in the media reports? I would like to print a poster of the martyred hero dog for my office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

317 White Nights was a very good movie IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 04:15 PM (FmA36)

318 "Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.

And it smells of mothballs and elderberries.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2023 04:15 PM (Xrfse)

319 "Human laundering"

Yeah, you dirty birds! Get into that tub!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (Mzdiz)

320 >Trump brought 13 pallets of food and water with him to East Palestine

But it was Trump Water and he used donor money to buy it and pay himself. Meanwhile Biden is quietly working to get those regulations Trump removed and caused the accident in the first place back in place

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (DB16e)

321 Psaki took our advice when we told her to go fuck herself.

Posted by: Roy at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (g2pFm)

322 298 Does anyone know of a US citizen that expatriated to Russia and thought it was a good move? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:01 PM (D25PY)

Oswald was so bad the USSR kicked him out.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (FmA36)
----
Steven Seagal?

Posted by: Ciampino - we can depip that peach at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (qfLjt)

323 Are the Russian people allowed to own and carry firearms? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (D25PY)

324 Megyn Kelly looks nice in that video.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (9qHsE)

325 "Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.


Jen Psaki is The Barrel!?!?

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 04:17 PM (KLPy8)

326 I can't believe he was put in charge of Nuclear Energy for the US

He was not. He was a deputy, maybe as high as second in charge, of one channel of nuclear waste disposal. Let's not make him more than he was.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2023 04:17 PM (jYCXf)

327 Hey, but did you happen to know that norms are restored?
Posted by: National Review at February 22, 2023 03:56 PM (fs1hN)
++++
I was watching an interview with some jackwagon from The Economist talking about the intermediate and long-term threats to the stability of Britain and the wider western world's economic and political systems. He isn't wrong in assumption (threats abound and stability is unlikely) but when he started making specific points, he started with the risks to political norms with people like Trump trying to overthrow elections.

I turned it off. If that's your lead-in, nothing you have to say is serious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

328 Twitter account claims they are a fashion designer who lost their bag in 2018. They found pictures of Sam Brinton wearing their custom one of a kind outfit that was in that bag. In the tweet, she has a picture of herself wearing the outfit, and a picture of Brinton wearing the outfit.

https://bit.ly/3xMsQdA
Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 03:53 PM (eyxn4)

"They"? There's more than one of her? Pretty damning evidence, though. hang him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2023 04:17 PM (tkR6S)

329

What is her salary?

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (9qHsE)

330 Megyn, I'm not like the others.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (t4fCu)

331 "Trump water"

I doubt that was much of a problem for the recipients, since 98+% of them voted for him.


Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (Mzdiz)

332 Florida Democrat proposes bill to BAN dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows

It would also prohibit the transportation of dogs in the bays of pickup trucks and require them to be restrained in a 'dog crate'.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO8)

333 301 She has that pale complexion common to the American Ginger
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:11 PM (geLO

But, she's not a real redhead.

One day, someone, somewhere, will hire a real redhead. All of my kids are available for future careers, although only one, I think, would love the BSing career...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (exHjb)

334 A few American long term visitors in Russia were taken care of but don't know of too many long term

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (xhxe8)

335 I see Psaki as a Sybian rider rather than a phallic inserter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (D25PY)

336 @277

I give you Rachel Madow. Reid chick.

She's there to push the narrative because she's " been there."

How can you not believe what she says. She has sources. And they are better than yours.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (NW9xb)

337 313 "Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.

Posted by: MikeG at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (VsUo2)
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Fishy pstory but does the dark place psmell of kipper?

Posted by: Ciampino - we can depip that peach at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (qfLjt)

338 "Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.
Posted by: MikeG at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (VsUo2)



Help me find my keys and we can drive out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

339
He was a deputy, maybe as high as second in charge, of one channel of nuclear waste disposal.

------

My family and I live near a facility that produces and processes a nontrivial percentage of the country's nuclear waste. Just shipped out a huge convoy of the shit from here a couple weeks back.

I'm not real comfortable with the guidance of an Atomic Tranny Dogboy on these things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (oINRc)

340 Lemon - the fruitiest of fruits.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist to the Stars at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (Vu7A1)

341

time for a drink

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (9qHsE)

342 320 >Trump brought 13 pallets of food and water with him to East Palestine

But it was Trump Water and he used donor money to buy it and pay himself. Meanwhile Biden is quietly working to get those regulations Trump removed and caused the accident in the first place back in place
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (DB16e)

*looks at nic*
Ok then

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 04:20 PM (/6ur0)

343 It would also prohibit the transportation of dogs in the bays of pickup trucks and require them to be restrained in a 'dog crate'.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO

What's next? Prohibiting dogs from licking their balls?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 04:20 PM (UuD2k)

344 Oversight Committee Demands Account Of All Economic, Military Aid To Ukraine

“Providing security and humanitarian assistance for warfighting and reconstruction purposes comes with an inherent risk of fraud, waste, and abuse”

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

345 Megyn, I'm not like the others.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (t4fCu)



I would disappoint her all night long.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (yQpMk)

346 Florida Democrat proposes bill to BAN dogs from sticking their heads out of car windows

It would also prohibit the transportation of dogs in the bays of pickup trucks and require them to be restrained in a 'dog crate'.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO
++++
Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

347 So a vicious dog attacked a federal agent in a park... are any photos of him available in the media reports? I would like to print a poster of the martyred hero dog for my office.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 04:15 PM (oINRc)

If you're talking about what happened in Philly, The FED was in the right, a Pit bull was attacking a small dog and she shot it. Sorry but F those dogs

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (dKiJG)

348 I'm not real comfortable with the guidance of an Atomic Tranny Dogboy on these things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (oINRc)

Let that be his new title. I love it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (Mzdiz)

349 China Tells State Firms To Ditch Western-Linked Big Four Auditors Over 'National Security Concerns'

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

350 'I will live my life unable to get pregnant': Detransitioned woman who had her breasts and uterus removed when she thought she was a man during a mental health crisis sues eight doctors who helped her change

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (geLO8)

351 Oversight Committee Demands Account Of All Economic, Military Aid To Ukraine

“Providing security and humanitarian assistance for warfighting and reconstruction purposes comes with an inherent risk of fraud, waste, and abuse”
Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 04:20 PM (RHGPo)
++++
Maybe you should have demanded oversight, control, auditing, accounting, etc. *before* you cut the checks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (t0OGg)

352 342 320 >Trump brought 13 pallets of food and water with him to East Palestine

But it was Trump Water and he used donor money to buy it and pay himself. Meanwhile Biden is quietly working to get those regulations Trump removed and caused the accident in the first place back in place
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 04:16 PM (DB16e)

*looks at nic*
Ok then
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 04:20 PM (/6ur0)

You know he's just messing, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

353 "Help me find my keys and we can drive out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c)"

badump tss

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (t4fCu)

354 Now I'm wondering if Djen has a big red bush. Does she dye her clam? Is it steam cleaned?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 04:02 PM (Jg7EG)

Small spools of tape whirl..."your mission, should you decide to accept it..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2023 04:22 PM (tkR6S)

355 Fishy pstory but does the dark place psmell of kipper?
Posted by: Ciampino - we can depip that peach at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (qfLjt)

I also hear its lined with teeth.

Because as Mr. King once wrote, there are worse things than crucifixion. There were *teeth*.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 22, 2023 04:22 PM (Rl7KJ)

356 >Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Because!

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:22 PM (geLO8)

357 'I will live my life unable to get pregnant': Detransitioned woman who had her breasts and uterus removed when she thought she was a man during a mental health crisis sues eight doctors who helped her change
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:21 PM (geLO
++++
"You signed all of the informed consent paperwork and our fair accompli hard sell had nothing to do with it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 04:22 PM (t0OGg)

358 My family and I live near a facility that produces and processes a nontrivial percentage of the country's nuclear waste. Just shipped out a huge convoy of the shit from here a couple weeks back.

I'm not real comfortable with the guidance of an Atomic Tranny Dogboy on these things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (oINRc)

A few of my boots and a couple pair of pants probably ended up there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 04:22 PM (UuD2k)

359 Inside with Jen Psaki" is a dark, wet, confusing and dangerous place.

Posted by: MikeG at February 22, 2023 04:14 PM (VsUo2)
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Fishy pstory but does the dark place psmell of kipper?
Posted by: Ciampino - we can depip that peach at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (qfLjt)

Anchovies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 04:23 PM (BdMk6)

360 It would also prohibit the transportation of dogs in the bays of pickup trucks and require them to be restrained in a 'dog crate'.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO


On the roof! On the roof, people!

That's the Romney Amendment.

*struts around with chest out*

Posted by: Senattor Mitt Romney at February 22, 2023 04:23 PM (KLPy8)

361 A pickup truck in Florida without a dog in the bed? Fort Sumter was fired on for over less

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 22, 2023 04:23 PM (oWBc3)

362 350 'I will live my life unable to get pregnant': Detransitioned woman who had her breasts and uterus removed when she thought she was a man during a mental health crisis sues eight doctors who helped her change
____

Their are no winners here.

Posted by: Trial Lawyers at February 22, 2023 04:23 PM (fs1hN)

363 those dogs in Florida that can't stick their heads out of the window also can't be restrained by anything around their neck

somebody is overdoing the details of their hassle

Posted by: DanMan at February 22, 2023 04:24 PM (DB6tu)

364 Trump Water was discontinued 13 years ago!!

BTW Im just posting the lefty stuff I read while browsing news about Trumps visit.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 04:24 PM (DB16e)

365 Fishy pstory but does the dark place psmell of kipper?
Posted by: Ciampino - we can depip that peach at February 22, 2023 04:19 PM (qfLjt)

Anchovies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 04:23 PM (BdMk6)

Red Hairing

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 04:24 PM (CjHGv)

366 This administration is both incompetent and authoritarian. They had every intention of using East Palestine as an example of what happens when you disagree with Democrats. They have used every auspice of government, a government owned by the people, as a weapon against their political rivals and this would have been no different. They even once again had their media ignoring the story in an attempt to perpetrate their plan. The problem is it has become too big of a story to ignore and now it's hurting them. So they'll show up, pretend they care, go through the motions and say they did something. It's pretty pathetic that people would criticize anyone looking to help. That's simply a diversion for your hate and support of the Democrats regime. The end is coming for these people, and it's going to be glorious.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 22, 2023 04:24 PM (T9WMp)

367 Here's story on Florida Senator Karen's move to pretty much outlaw dogs in cars

https://tinyurl.com/47kmw7d8
Daily Mail

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (geLO8)

368 There not their, dangit

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (fs1hN)

369 I will live my life unable to get pregnant': Detransitioned woman who had her breasts and uterus removed when she thought she was a man during a mental health crisis sues eight doctors who helped her change
Posted by: DB

"You signed all of the informed consent paperwork and our fair accompli hard sell had nothing to do with it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (cXU5m)

370 NO, women do not matter otherwise we wouldn’t have men competing in women’s sports and women being brow beaten to accept it

Where the hell are all the pussy hat wearing bra burning feminists?

Where have all the women gone, so long ago…

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (MwHgU)

371 she looks like Karen, pearl earrings, black turtleneck

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (geLO8)

372 75 degrees. 60% humidity. In February.

This is unacceptable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 04:26 PM (t0OGg)

373 I just realized that East Palestine is in District 12.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 22, 2023 04:26 PM (fs1hN)

374 Where have all the women gone, so long ago…
Posted by: Gonzotx at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (MwHgU)

They are past their prime. After a woman turns 40, she just goes into hiding and raises cats and shouldn't run for President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 04:26 PM (UuD2k)

375 "There not their, dangit"


Don't sweat it.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:26 PM (t4fCu)

376 nood morans

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 04:27 PM (t4fCu)

377 367 Here's story on Florida Senator Karen's move to pretty much outlaw dogs in cars


they just need to add a rider banning lip fillers and she will drop the bill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 22, 2023 04:28 PM (w0NJk)

378 > "You signed all of the informed consent paperwork and our fair accompli hard sell had nothing to do with it."

"You didn't inform me of X, Y, and Z side effects and you didn't ensure I had psych form C before surgery as required by law."

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 04:28 PM (eyxn4)

379 But it was Trump Water and he used donor money to buy it and pay himself. Meanwhile Biden is quietly working to get those regulations Trump removed and caused the accident in the first place back in place

——

The Congress in 2015 passed the law, it went in effect 2018, trump didn’t pass the law, it was under Obama

Posted by: Gonzotx at February 22, 2023 04:29 PM (MwHgU)

380 Here's story on Florida Senator Karen's move to pretty much outlaw dogs in cars

https://tinyurl.com/47kmw7d8
Daily Mail
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 04:25 PM (geLO

Guess what. It won't pass.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 04:30 PM (BdMk6)

381 I will live my life unable to get pregnant': Detransitioned woman who had her breasts and uterus removed when she thought she was a man during a mental health crisis sues eight doctors who helped her change
Posted by: DB


You know, this is something I don't understand.

You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it at the very least, and -

you're going to permanently, surgically alter yourself irreversiblywithout even giving yourself a kind of trial run?

Strap those breasts down and walk around with a vienna sausage in your undies to mimic the microdick you'll be sporting for a few months.

Have everyone address you as Joe Manly and see if things really suit you before making the most insane move you could possibly make.

Yeeesh.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 04:32 PM (KLPy8)

382 201 "Hi, I'm Don Lemon and I'm here to ask you: Do you struggle with toe fungus? I know I do. That's why I am here to tell you about No Fung, a miracle product from K-Tel Labs."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 22, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)
----
No Fung? I knew that guy in Hong Kong!

Posted by: Ciampino - when you've seen one White man, you've seen them all at February 22, 2023 04:35 PM (qfLjt)

383 Dogs love to feel wind in face sticking out windows

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 04:35 PM (xhxe8)

384 a nontrivial percentage of the country's nuclear waste. An overwhelming percentage of "that shit" is things like mildly contaminated paper-fiber oversuits, that could be safely incinerated on site if not for ThuhREEE MI-YELL IIIIII-sland. You know damned well you're working yourself up into a tizzy that you'd mock if a Dem did it. We're throwing a tantrum here.

Somebody pretty soon is going to start accusing us of Biden Derangement, and they're going to be right. I know it looks like the cool kids are having all the fun, but there is really no reason to try to be like them.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2023 04:36 PM (jYCXf)

385 384 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2023 04:36 PM (jYCXf)

All Trump derangement got the left is a weaponized civil service a stolen presidency, and a war to graft off of....

let's not emulate what works let's keep fucking the chicken.

Posted by: sven at February 22, 2023 05:21 PM (Lzpvj)

386 "I'm sorry. I've heard you, I'm learning from you, and I'm committed to doing better."

FUCK YOU! You are an adult, take ownership and fucking quit you Cunt.

Random thing. Since I moved to Australia I make a distinct difference between how I say Cunt. As a proud American, Very American American, a fuckin-A Marine, who stood more boards and won more than most people have had job interviews, I always used the American "Cunt" Now, after 6 years I've learned the more mild Australian "cunt."

I actually have a habit, since I'm the only American in my town, literally, as in the actual meaning of literally, not in the way that the left abuses literally. I will insult someone and say "Cunt" and then follow it up, "And I mean that in the American way, where it has a meaning." or I will apologize . . . .sorta, "That's an Australian cunt, not an American Cunt."

And that's true, and sometimes leads to humor or threats.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 05:36 PM (+DF+H)

387 Actually, I just thought of a stupid humorous situation.

My wife and I having a heated argument and calling her a cunt, and then having to find a way to describe it because by definition my wife is both Australian and American, so If I call her a cunt, is she an "American" cunt, or an "Australian" cunt, because she is BOTH!

I think the answer is to just treat my wife like the fantastic woman that she is and never call her a cunt. Mostly because it will be too difficult to differentiate which kind of cunt I had just called her.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 05:40 PM (+DF+H)

388 I'm gonna run with this riff on Cuntism (tm)

about 15 years ago, I called my wife, she wasn't my wife at the time, a bitch and she called me, from 11 thousand miles away, and she was furious and said, "The least you could do is call me a cunt because at least I have a cunt, I'm not a fucking animal." And we immediately made up because it was fucking hilarious point of argument.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 05:48 PM (+DF+H)

389 Also, when my wife found out that I was the person who coined the term PAG, "Passive Aggressive Girl" and I did coin it. Urban dictionary says it was first used in 2014. That's bullshit, I called one of my exes a PAG back in about 2008, and She acknowledges it, and tried to correct urban dictionary, my wife said, "You call me pag, you are asking for a new way to stay here" because she finds being called a PAG more offensive than being called a cunt. Australian cunt, not American Cunt.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at February 22, 2023 05:52 PM (+DF+H)

390 If you doubt that I coined the term PAG, you must not be familiar with my commentary art here on AOSHQ, and need to be broken like a bitch.

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