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Fulton County, Georgia Grand Jury Forewoman Promises "Long List" of Names Coming for Recommended Indictments in "Election Interference" Case, But There's a Problem
UPDATE: Wiiiiiitch, Please!

The New York Times loves telling you about what this grand jury forewoman is indiscreetly divulging.

Note that grand juries in Georgia do not have the power to actually indict people, only to recommend their indictment. A DA still either acts or refuses to act on the recommendation.


A special grand jury that investigated election interference by former President Donald J. Trump and his allies in Georgia recommended indictments of multiple people on a range of charges in its report, most of which remains sealed, the forewoman of the jury said in an interview today.

"It is not a short list," the forewoman, Emily Kohrs, said, adding that the jury had appended eight pages of legal code "that we cited at various points in the report."
She declined to discuss who specifically the special grand jury recommended for indictment, since the judge handling the case decided to keep those details secret when he made public a few sections of the report last week. But seven sections that are still under wraps deal with indictment recommendations, Ms. Kohrs said.

Asked whether the jurors had recommended indicting Mr. Trump, Ms. Kohrs gave a cryptic answer: "You're not going to be shocked. It's not rocket science," adding "you won't be too surprised."

...

A focal point of the Atlanta inquiry is a call that Mr. Trump made on Jan. 2, 2021, to Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia secretary of state, in which he pressed Mr. Raffensperger, a fellow Republican, to recalculate the results and "find" 11,780 votes, or enough to overturn his loss in the state.

"We definitely started with the first phone call, the call to Secretary Raffensperger that was so publicized," said Ms. Kohrs, whom The Associated Press first named and spoke with on Tuesday about the election meddling investigation.

"I will tell you that if the judge releases the recommendations, it is not going to be some giant plot twist," she added. "You probably have a fair idea of what may be in there. I'm trying very hard to say that delicately."

Here's what the New York Times isn't telling you: The forewoman is showing a clear emotional and partisan investment in seeing The Bad Orange Man indicted which will be used by Trump to quash the grand jury's recommendation as tainted.

She's also obviously... off.

Isn't a grand jury's work and findings supposed to be secret? Does she think that she's observing the rule of secrecy by just dropping Big Hints about what they're recommending?


She says she'll be "sad" if the DA doesn't prosecute the Orange Bad Man.

And you want the foretard of your jury emotionally invested in a specific outcome like that!


Anderson Cooper is upset not that a real live CNN viewer got on the grand jury, but that this real live CNN viewer then outed herself by speaking to CNN!

Doesn't this retard know that Democrat Progressives are supposed to hide their lunatic agenda from the public, lest the public get any chance to weigh in on it?

This is all very unexpected behavior from a leftwinger. I'm just beside myself with confusion, I am, I am!

specialgrandjury.jpg

That meme from Randy Lenz/@frightful_hog.

A friend notes: Imagine what the DC juries sitting in judgment of the J6 protesters are like. They're filled with mutants like this. This woman would be counted as a high achiever among them.

And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

Update:


Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (lEVn+)

2 1st?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (pawQN)

3 And the 'inbreeding joke's sorta write themselves with this chick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (lEVn+)

4 Is that Witchy-Poo?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (yQpMk)

5 top early

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (kFrCu)

6 Well done MAE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (pawQN)

7 Wow. Someone nooded before commenting. Hats off to you!

Posted by: Catherine at February 22, 2023 12:04 PM (ZSsrh)

8 She's probably barren.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (rcsB3)

9 She could open cans of beans with that nose.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

11 the woman makes me think the guy with the banjo in 'deliverance' has a grand daughter.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (kFrCu)

12 She seems 'vaccinated.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (T4tVD)

14 when she backstrokes in the ocean, people scream "SHARK!"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (CjHGv)

15 Isn't a grand jury's work and findings supposed to be secret? Does she think that she's observing the rule of secrecy by just dropping Big Hints about what they're recommending?




John Edwards was right - there are two Americas.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (lTGtQ)

16 Oh, that kind of special!

Posted by: Abby Normal at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (wrJpE)

17 She looks like she should be playing the banjo and raping Ned Beatty by the riverside.

"Now why don't you just drop them pants".

"Drop?"

"Yeah, Take 'em right off."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (z1bdm)

18 specimen? Like from a UFO?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (uVDH0)

19 She seems 'vaccinated.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Seems to have encountered an 'ugly stick' at some point.

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (AwYPR)

20 A friend notes: Imagine what the DC juries sitting in judgment of the J6 protesters are like. They're filled with mutants like this. This woman would be counted as a high achiever among them.

Liberal DC jurors think jury nullification is a grand idea. And they're right, until it isn't. Then the wailing will be epic.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)

21 17 She looks like she should be playing the banjo and raping Ned Beatty by the riverside.

"Now why don't you just drop them pants".

"Drop?"

"Yeah, Take 'em right off."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (z1bdm)

I got $20 that says she can squeal like a pig, quite believably.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:06 PM (lEVn+)

22 I like her sunk-cost theory of justice: "We spent all this time on the case, so we deserve an indictment. Otherwise the time was wasted."

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (24fqN)

23 She looks and sounds impaired

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (Zzbjj)

24 Wow. Someone nooded before commenting. Hats off to you!
Posted by: Catherine

No problem. Some folks have shitty iPhones and the front page gives them problems. I love this place and this is how I try to help.

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (3CCua)

25 Has Never Had Sexual Intercourse With A Living, Sentient, Consenting Human Male.

Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (ZuUVv)

26 I think Emily and Greta would make a nice couple.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (VSnVj)

27 She could open cans of beans with that nose.
Posted by: Archimedes

"Hey ! What's this green stuff in my beans ?"

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (T4tVD)

28 A Biscuitville 1.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (w9Wax)

29 The lighting made her hook nose look HUGE as it cast a shadow over her mouth during the interview.

What up, Gonzo?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Seems to have encountered an 'ugly stick' at some point.

Stick? She hit every branch on the way down, and then climbed back up.

Posted by: The Ugly Tree at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)

31 What is with her goofy smirking when asked questions?

Does she think it makes her seem thoughtful?

Your average American liberal in 2023 is mentally ill.

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (i7Q7S)

32 Is it me or do Karens have as consistent a look as soyfaces do?

It's freaking me out TBH

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (VTu1l)

33 She's having a GREAT

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (dTFZY)

34 I see the forbidden sexual practice of marriage between siblings is alive and well in the Great State of Georgia. This beaten to near death with an ugly stick commie twat is a walking and breathing warning of the dire consequences of inbreeding.

Posted by: Junius at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (ZAerh)

35 The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

-----------

Someone has to be the lighting rod. I think the other jurors figured she was best for it.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (sX1BW)

36 Well with this stupid woman around you will always know which way the wind is blowing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (pohLc)

37 Jim Carrey saw that lady and said "Wow, she sure can make funny faces!"

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (24fqN)

38 the shadow her nose makes made me think of a hitler mustache.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (kFrCu)

39 When I was on the Grand Jury, we were instructed to remain silent about any indictments until the trial started, and if we No-Billed an indictment, to remain silent about it forever as without a trial, the person would have no chance to dispute what was testified to us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (yQpMk)

40 CNN failed to ask the key question: "How many cats do you have and did they accompany you to Grand Jury sessions?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (+a+fk)

41 She seems 'vaccinated.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM

Another one I'm shamelessly stealing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (vqhPW)

42 "Tried by a jury of your peers"?

No comment.

Posted by: red speck at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (gS3OW)

43 I read there maybe two-party consent legal issues concerning the cell phone recordings. If true, it would make most if not all the 'evidence' irrelevant.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (D25PY)

44 Forewoman has a bit of a fivehead.

Posted by: Chick Rating Service, LLC. at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (wrJpE)

45 She's having a GREAT time, though.

Posted by: huerfano at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (dTFZY)

46 9 She could open cans of beans with that nose.
---------------
Snort.

She can probably dig beans from your ass with that nose.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (VSnVj)

47 All phone calls made by Donald Trump were illegal.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (sX1BW)

48 CNN failed to ask the key question: "How many cats do you have and did they accompany you to Grand Jury sessions?"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM

If they did, they'd be slipping the court officer little notes saying "help us!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (vqhPW)

49 Here's what the New York Times isn't telling you: The forewoman is showing a clear emotional and partisan investment in seeing The Bad Orange Man indicted which will be used by Trump to quash the grand jury's recommendation as tainted.

She's also obviously... off.
++++
Very obviously. Nothing like an uptalking woman who looks (in some clips) like she's 16 to be the leader of a secret jury, who then goes on to blab about it. But she also looks like she's trying to remember her lines. Maybe it's nerves, but I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (t0OGg)

50 2nd video make the foretard (portmanteau!) look like she is a member of a coven and that she leads it.
Oh, I guess she's a libtard so that is literally true!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (pawQN)

51
Another one I'm shamelessly stealing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (vqhPW)


No shame in the game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

52 The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

**********

Makes you wonder what the rest of them look like

I imagine it's similar to the VICE panel of circus freaks

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:09 PM (VTu1l)

53 I think the Dems told her to publish the Grand Jury findings, because it will all be "technicalities" when the Dems end up not getting Trump again.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (krQz2)

54 Willowed: A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2023

***
I'm giving up giving up things.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (J2vNu)

55 In one clip she looks and sounds like she's 15. Yeesh.

Posted by: Any relation to Greta Thunberg? at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (C3uQd)

56 The Left always interprets the Right's language as not directly saying something but it's what they meant.

The Left also claims that controversial statements made by the Left don't really mean what the statement literally says.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (9xBUc)

57 She seems vaccinated. Several times.

But not for retardation apparently.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)

58 A friend notes: Imagine what the DC juries sitting in judgment of the J6 protesters are like. They're filled with mutants like this. This woman would be counted as a high achiever among them.
++++
Yuuuuup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

59 Probably a 'masker'....and she should be.

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (AwYPR)

60 Willowed:

Having done a little body guard work, a couple of adult actresses back in the early 90s, I can guarantee that even a half ass bodyguard would rush the person they were guarding to safety, if they heard an air raid siren.

So the Secret Service, the worlds premiere body guard agency, simply stood around with their thumbs up their asses, in a war zone, when air raid sirens were sounding. Bongino, as an actual SS agent who was in charge of guarding Obama in Afghanistan, called "Bullshit" on what happened in Ukraine.

Although, come to think about it, it is possible the Secret Service said "Meh, its Joe, who cares". Who would blame them?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (CecP5)

61 WTF is going on with the "Grand Jury" in Georgia? The Head Foreperson is spilling what was going on in the Jury room, How in the Hell is that Legal???
==
it was a fake grand jury. A "special grand jury" so it was convened outside of the normal procedures, laws, and has no binding legal effect. It is purely political and serves as a so called citizen's opinion as to what the prosecutor should or should not do. Utterly ridiculous, farce.
Posted by: Not so sugar coat it at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (Yz3rw)

I was wondering

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (tIjRn)

62 I had an uncle with a hook nose like that.

Posted by: Uncle Tanoose at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (wrJpE)

63 She's positively giddy over the thought of swearing in Donald Trump as a witness in this case.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (YIVH2)

64 And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?
++++
Or she was the most annoying and they wanted her to shut the hell up so gave her what she wanted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

65 54 Willowed: A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2023

***
I'm giving up giving up things.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (J2vNu)

I'm giving up Lent for Lent.
If I'm anything, and that's debatable, I'm Protestant.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (lEVn+)

66 I can fix her.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vZqvS)

67 It is NOT warm out thar.

Posted by: JT at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (T4tVD)

68 I like her sunk-cost theory of justice: "We spent all this time on the case, so we deserve an indictment. Otherwise the time was wasted."
Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (24fqN)
++++
The intersection of the judicial system and the labor theory of value is a bad place to be caught...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

69 The vote fraud had to get opened sometime or we are sunk

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (1f3Yt)

70 DC is a Democrat company town. Federal courts there should be removed.

Posted by: mr tmz at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (rJ48h)

71 I can fix her.
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vZqvS)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

72 Trump calling and asking for someone to look into fraud is SOOO much worse than the actual fraud, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Willowed: A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2023


Chocolate. *groans*

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (rcsB3)

74 White liberal women are never wrong, just ask one.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (jTmQV)

75 I can fix her.

***********

But who would fix your soul afterward

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (VTu1l)

76 It is NOT warm out thar.
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (T4tVD)
++++
:: checks outdoor thermometer ::
:: 68 degrees ::

Not here, sadly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (t0OGg)

77 Special needs!

Posted by: Kari the Baby Sitter at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (zD9qS)

78 31 I believe she fancies herself clever and cute.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

79 I guess a review is needed.

Does she seem just 'vaccinated' or has she been 'boosted?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Star chambers here we go

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (gvRVX)

81 They elected her because they hoped that it would shut her up and that she'd be happy with her pretend authority. No o e else wanted the job. Which, actually, explains how our society in general ended up in this place.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (nKL+X)

82 I can fix her.
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vZqvS)


We have the technology.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (yQpMk)

83 But who would fix your soul afterward
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM (VTu1l)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::

You asked for it. Sort of.
https://youtu.be/0wBDDAZkNtk

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

84 And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM

She probably left to go to the bathroom, and got surprised when she came back.

#whome

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (CCSxw)

85 I saw that Margaret Hamilton-nosed creature on the morning "news." Who is that, so I can avoid it?

I'm reminded of Kramer, telling the truth to George's big-schnozzed girlfriend: "You're as pretty as any of 'em. You just need a nose job."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (J2vNu)

86 Can we go back to "Trial by combat"?

Posted by: Paladin at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (WA3cK)

87 In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is King

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

88 More like they thought she'd be perfect to blame everything on.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (Zy9Yy)

89 Jury pools are pre-selected perhaps? So no good options, this is the cream of the crop (when the crop is pre-selected to be spoiled milk partisan leftists).

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

90 Erick Erickson was bemoaning this, because it makes the grand jury look like a partisan witchhunt. I mean, it is a partisan witchbunt, but it's not supposed to look like one.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (nKL+X)

91 it was a fake grand jury. A "special grand jury" so it was convened outside of the normal procedures, laws, and has no binding legal effect. It is purely political and serves as a so called citizen's opinion as to what the prosecutor should or should not do. Utterly ridiculous, farce.

Posted by: Not so sugar coat it at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (Yz3rw)
---
TF?!

Mock Grand Juries?!

Democrats need mental attention, stat.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (krQz2)

92 After watching the following clip where she says she just wants "something to happen," it's very clear that she really is jonesing for charges to be brought against Trump.

She has no business being on that grand jury and no business being the forepersyn.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

93 : A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?

All my Jewish friends are giving up bacon for Lent.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (CecP5)

94 Does the forewoman have a decent rack, at least?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (TehmT)

95
LOL Anderson Cooper. It's YOUR network promoting her, dufus!

Posted by: Sphynx at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (P6qMv)

96 The objective is obvious.

To convict Donald J. Trump in the public arena.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (gvRVX)

97
You asked for it. Sort of.
https://youtu.be/0wBDDAZkNtk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)


I now want to see her nekkid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

98 They're slipping. Madison Cornbread was better looking. This one would have trouble being hit on at a Soymilk Bar. (Has anyone thought of channeling Clockwork Orange, and started one of those?)

Posted by: Eeyore at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (TgBWG)

99 Erick Erickson was bemoaning this, because it makes the grand jury look like a partisan witchhunt.

-----------

Well then.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (sX1BW)

100 All those exaggerated facial and body movements tells me this person is either some sort of social media content creator or has a condition that requires prescription drugs.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (eyxn4)

101 By the way, every HR department of every Fortune 500 company in America has at least 1 person like this "foreperson" in a largely useless, but influential position.

Just in case you were wondering why Woke Capitalism has made life miserable for white collar America....

Posted by: Jay in PA at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (i7Q7S)

102 President Trump makes only perfect phone calls. Yet, he was impeached over one, and now this malarkey. What a world!

Posted by: Giving Up Outrage For Lent at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (wrJpE)

103 And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?
-------

As we have noticed over the years people don't vote for the "best" to represent them and very often it's not the best who want to represent. I guarantee she was the most willing.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (/ACV3)

104 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

105 I can fix her.
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vZqvS)


You'll need some extra pliers.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (rcsB3)

106 She will be playing the role of Dr. Gru in the woke remake of Minions.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (w9Wax)

107 Looks like foreperson is past her prime.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (cUYo/)

108 One of two reasons she "speaking out," otherwise known as "leaking":
1. She was told to,
2. She wants part of the communist good vibes twitter heroine awards for blabbing.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (Rbu5d)

109 Erick Erickson was bemoaning this, because it makes the grand jury look like a partisan witchhunt. I mean, it is a partisan witchbunt, but it's not supposed to look like one.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (nKL+X)
---
The Jan-6 committee knows the feeling.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (krQz2)

110 I guess a review is needed.

Does she seem just 'vaccinated' or has she been 'boosted?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:12 PM

Boosted. Multiple times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (vqhPW)

111 She looks like a Greta Thunberg grown older.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (p+1gI)

112 Witchy Poo had better makeup.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (gvRVX)

113
Someone on Titter declared her 'on the spectrum'

Posted by: Sphynx at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (P6qMv)

114 it was a fake grand jury. A "special grand jury" so it was convened outside of the normal procedures, laws, and has no binding legal effect. It is purely political and serves as a so called citizen's opinion as to what the prosecutor should or should not do. Utterly ridiculous, farce.
Posted by: Not so sugar coat it at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (Yz3rw)
++++
But the theatrics are the point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

115 Foretard of the jury??? With a hair line like that she's a fivetard of the jury.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (0Qrr3)

116 >>> The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

>I would elect Tater to be forespud, and then go against him on everything. For giggles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (Jg7EG)

117 Hey, let's bring this enthusiastic grand jury foreman on to dish the goods.

*20 minutes later*

Oof, she tipped the hand too much. Let's pretend to question her integrity.

Posted by: CNN at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (ftFVW)

118 Erick Erickson was bemoaning this, because it makes the grand jury look like a partisan witchhunt.
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"makes the grand jury look like"

Ah to be educated beyond the bounds of one's intellect.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (/ACV3)

119 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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They should have asked her how she likes her tea. That's a dead giveaway.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (YIVH2)

120 Dorothy's raggedy-assed Dust Bowl sister who didn't get swept up by the tornado and sent to Oz

or

The Wicked Witch of the Southeast.

Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (ZuUVv)

121 I now want to see her nekkid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
This is often the response upon seeing Jewel...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

122
Boosted. Multiple times.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (vqhPW)


Ok. So there's an adjustment. There's a vax to boosted ratio in the level of cray.


Got it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

123 Forewoman has a bit of a fivehead.
Posted by: Chick Rating Service, LLC. at February 22, 2023

***
Not to mention a sixnose

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

124 Anyone know her OnlyFans page? She really screwed up the opportunity to circulate it on CNN.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (vZqvS)

125 One of two reasons she "speaking out," otherwise known as "leaking":
1. She was told to,

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If not for this meddling foreperson, they would have gotten away with it.

That is her purpose.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (sX1BW)

126 Trump clogged the toilet which then overflowed. This delayed the vote tally and forced the Repub observers to go home and made the Donks reload stacks of ballots into the tally machines over and over again

Trump Interfered.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (b6vuQ)

127 I'm giving up for Lent.

Posted by: And I'm not even Catholic at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (C3uQd)

128 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Very common around Atlanta these days.

I was there a couple of days and finally a waitress sounded like I expected. And she told me, yes, there is not a lot of drawl around Atlanta.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (krQz2)

129 sorry, THIRDLY:
3. She's batsh!t crazy.

Didn't listen to her spiel. You can see it in her eyes.
This is the type of dame that would turn you and your kids in for having 2 chickens and behappy when you were herded into the cattle cars.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (Rbu5d)

130 Bet she eats her own hair too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (Q4IgG)

131 So, Skip that smudge of ash on your forehead. Did you go to church for that, or just making more charcoal?

Posted by: Sees All Through Spade-o-vision at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (wrJpE)

132 >>isn't foreman an elected position?

Since these types of lunatics, just keep on getting elected to these positions, maybe electing a jury foreperson is as rigged and fortified as the election that installed that Meat Sack in PA.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (up/3i)

133 A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2023

Booze. Gonna be a fun time in the Mahon house.

Might shoulda gone with salty snacks or something.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Prepping for Lent at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (UQUAY)

134 Trump should drop a house on her.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (yQpMk)

135 Isn't a grand jury's work and findings supposed to be secret?

That was The Old Times.

Yeah, grand jury proceedings are supposed to be secret, to protect people who are investigated but not actually indicted, but that obviously doesn't apply when Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)

136 I heard Mike Gallagher fretting about this, claiming the DA will succumb to pressure, blah, blah, blah.

They may try, but they won't like what comes after that. If the GOP had any sense, they would go after every one of these corrupt POS' in the Biden administration.

Think President DeathSantis would just let this slide? He'd go after anyone and everyone who tried to destroy this country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (d2bW3)

137 Just curious. Where are all the indictments for actual election interference by Democrats by way of colossal fraud?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (sVtYq)

138 * snort *

@elonmusk
Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

139 Does she think that she's observing the rule of secrecy by just dropping Big Hints about what they're recommending?

.

She discussed more than that.

Where is the Attorney General of georgia?

Posted by: I guess I'll ask them at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (FSBb7)

140 Also... that chang guy what ran for president was publicly calling for individuals from other states to drive to Georgia and abuse the same day registration process to vote in the elections.

There outrage over tampering is quite selective.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (0Qrr3)

141 They should have asked her how she likes her tea. That's a dead giveaway.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (YIVH2)

cold & sweet....w/lemon

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

142 What is that girl, 12?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (sVtYq)

143 Emily Kohrs is a "custom framing specialist" at a fabric store and total catlady

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (Zzbjj)

144 Trump and Bidet enter the Octagon...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (gvRVX)

145 119 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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They should have asked her how she likes her tea. That's a dead giveaway.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (YIVH2)
_______________

Or what she calls the sandwich on tube bread. In NY, it's a "hero." In NJ and Philly, it's a "sub." In the rest of PA and most of the midwest, it's a "hoagie." In the south, it's a "po-boy."

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

146 What is that girl, 12?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (sVtYq)


Mentally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

147 I have a forehead!

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (Vu7A1)

148 @elonmusk
Say what you want about me, but I acquired the world’s largest non-profit for $44B lol
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)
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Saw that yesterday. Yeah, that was good.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (krQz2)

149 OK, if this fruitcake was in charge of the jury, what kind worthless nuts were the rest? She was the best leader of the group?

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (cUYo/)

150 Wow, I just saw the CNN tweet. She. Is. A Lunatic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (d2bW3)

151 >>A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?


I'm giving up cussing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (D25PY)

152 She's counting on a big payday from this, she'll be disappointed, it's not going to pay any better than her only fans account.

Posted by: TC in NC at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (FjlUt)

153 Sorry I cannot get beyond "foreperson".

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (FuAhx)

154 >>>I have a forehead!

Posted by: John Fetterman


Emily has a five-head.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (d2bW3)

155 Many times, the jury foreperson is selected through "not it" ways...aka, anyone who would be qualified to hold the job never wants it, so you end up with that GA lady.

Somehow, this is how we also seem to get our political candidates...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (exHjb)

156 "And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?"

Something tells me she demanded she be elected as the foreman and the rest of them didn't want to deal with the crazy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (KbCG3)

157 I can guarantee you that there are no bunnies anywhere near that woman's house

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

158 119 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
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They should have asked her how she likes her tea. That's a dead giveaway.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (YIVH2)

I heard it was how you like your GRITS, no true Southerner would eat Instant Grits

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (tIjRn)

159 If she wore a ball gag and a hood I think she would be dateable.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (D25PY)

160 "She seems fully boosted."



Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Theire outrage over tamperingx is quite selective.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2023 12:18 PM (0Qrr3)
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Fixed.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (krQz2)

162 Does this "foreperson" imagine hers as the *ussy that Trump allegedly grabbed or perhaps distraught in that he did not?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (b6vuQ)

163 I watched the video of that interview with the sound off - she is poisonously loony. Those eyes! Those facial contortions!

Posted by: Miley, this woman at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (Mzdiz)

164 I believe the 5th amendment says "unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury", so grand juries can indict according to the Constitution.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

165 I smell burnt dog hair.

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

166 boy it's so easy to criminalize speech.

too bad the right isn't doing this too

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (MLrvz)

167 Or what she calls the sandwich on tube bread. In NY, it's a "hero." In NJ and Philly, it's a "sub." In the rest of PA and most of the midwest, it's a "hoagie." In the south, it's a "po-boy."

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

Heard it called a 'grinder' in south Jersey.

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (AwYPR)

168 113 she seems a bit animated for that, unless you are speaking of the spectrum of personality disorders v. autism. Though her lack of self awareness could be an autistic trait.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

169 Someone found her pinterest, and, well, she's a witch.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (pwExq)

170 "She seems fully boosted."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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Boosted twice the maximum recommended.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (krQz2)

171 They should have asked her how she likes her tea. That's a dead giveaway.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:16 PM (YIVH2)

What happens if you say you don't like tea? Because I don't like tea. Especially iced tea.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Prepping for Lent at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (UQUAY)

172 I watched the video of that interview with the sound off - she is poisonously loony. Those eyes! Those facial contortions!
Posted by: Miley, this woman at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (Mzdiz)


She sold her soul for these 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

173 A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?

*****

my hopes, my dreams, my reasons for living

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (VTu1l)

174 The daily dosage of SSRI's that this broad is taking has got to be off the charts.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (qbRyg)

175 I'm giving up cussing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (D25PY)

Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Still not Catholic at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (C3uQd)

176 Traditionally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.

Never thought to find a grand jury full of ham sandwiches.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (gvRVX)

177 Someone found her pinterest, and, well, she's a witch.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (pwExq)
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They're thinking their spell finally worked, right?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (krQz2)

178 Biden fell up the stairs again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

179 Holy shit, she looks like an older Greta Thunberg -- right down to the obvious attempts to look younger than she really is. This woman is clearly mentally ill. I'd say she's on the spectrum, but that's like saying Keith Richards only dabbled in drugs. She's the Fully Monty of nutty.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

180 90 Erick Erickson was bemoaning this, because it makes the grand jury look like a partisan witchhunt. I mean, it is a partisan witchbunt, but it's not supposed to look like one.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 22, 2023 12:14 PM (nKL+X)

But is it a sandwich?
-JG

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (53oGX)

181 A most unfortunate appearing woman.

The foreperson.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (b6vuQ)

182 Traditionally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (gvRVX)
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Jews.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (krQz2)

183 169 Someone found her pinterest, and, well, she's a witch.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (pwExq)

So's mommy

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (Zzbjj)

184 Acquired, ensconced in Zod Imperial Konzern Zoo of Anomalous Life and Biological Eccentricities, in the Dead Doll House.

It will be bred with alleged male Brian Stelter, for science.

Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (ZuUVv)

185 8/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (zwDuR)

186 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

Hope.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (uVDH0)

187 She looks like that Momo, the Japanese scary meme thing.

Except she's much uglier.

Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (FJYfm)

188 158 or put sugar on them. Egads. It’s butter and salt.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

189 my hopes, my dreams, my reasons for living
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (VTu1l)

Wow, giving up coffee for Lent. That's commitment!

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (pwExq)

190 151 >>A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?


I'm giving up cussing.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:19 PM (D25PY)

With allergies, I don't give up anything (b/c I do that 365 days/year). Instead, I do more. So, I'm bringing the top 8 allergy free soup to my alternate Church free Friday Lenten soup dinners. My Church gave up the dinners b/c they didn't have enough volunteers, so I want to keep this Church's one running...and I want folks to all be able to eat before stations and not go bankrupt feeding their families. I've decided charity begins at home, and is even more beneficial to folks who don't qualify for help, but in this economy, really need some.

This will be my 2nd year doing this, and it was happily accepted last year (and I never had leftovers to bring home)...it's alms plus work in one...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (exHjb)

191 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

Sniffing sweet succulent children. Doctor Jill says I have to.

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (Vu7A1)

192 Hope somebody has grabbed her social media posts. I imagine Trump team already has them copied. She is going to be infamous by the end of a day.

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (cUYo/)

193 Fake News Media upset with crazy lib lady after creating her.

lol, such a perfect statement

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (kiHOh)

194 I read that this is a "Special Grand Jury" and not a regular one, and so they can talk and engage in lawfare

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)

195 WTF is going on with the "Grand Jury" in Georgia? The Head Foreperson is spilling what was going on in the Jury room, How in the Hell is that Legal???

Everything's legal. If it's against Trump.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (Angsy)

196 Wow, giving up coffee for Lent. That's commitment!

**************

whoa, let's not go NUTS here

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (VTu1l)

197 There's NO WAY this twat is from GA. Listen to her! That's not even remotely a GA accent. This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:15 PM

Also guaranteed that she routinely tells people here how much better they did things in whatever liberal shithole from which she oozed.

Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (aCgRi)

198 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (Jg7EG)

199 182 Traditionally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (gvRVX)

Stop you're making me hungry for a Ham Sandwich.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (tIjRn)

200 She definitely arrived to the studio on the short bus limo

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (kiHOh)

201 SEE THE UPDATE!

SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH!

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (C1Zwz)

202 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

_________________

Bugs

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

203 In the movie playing in her mind, she is Henry Fonda in 12 Angry Men. In reality she is 1 Krazy Karen.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (WUIOX)

204 To honor her heroism, the US Treasury will feature Emily on the newest minted quarter. The obverse will feature a large Adderall pill.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (w9Wax)

205 I am, as usual, giving up vegetables for Lent.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (pwExq)

206 What is the horde giving up for Lent?


Restraint.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

207 11,780 votes, or enough to overturn his loss in the state.

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That's hilarious to think about that. 12K votes.

And didn't something like 17K come out of Atlanta alone as fraudulent?

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (C0bt5)

208
WITCH

WITCH

WITCH

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (C1Zwz)

209 "indicted which will be used by Trump to quash the grand jury's recommendation as tainted."

ace, you also might consider if this isn't a squeeze play on Garland and the DoJ: if "red" Georgia could indict Bad Orange Man, why can't YOU?

Posted by: SDN at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (roWCJ)

210 reminder, the swamp DOJ is making it a crime to talk to your lawyers, stripping away attorney-client priv, and creating all sorts of speech crimes for the other side of the two-tier justice system.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (MLrvz)

211 If she was really a witch, she'd turn herself into someone pretty and smart.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (d2bW3)

212 Ace Update

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (yQpMk)

213 WTF is going on with the "Grand Jury" in Georgia? The Head Foreperson is spilling what was going on in the Jury room, How in the Hell is that Legal???

Everything's legal. If it's against Trump.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (Angsy)
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Guy upstream says it's a mock/show jury. It has no legal binding. It's just a variation of Scream at the Sky.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (krQz2)

214 151 >>A very blessed and good Ash Wednesday to all! What is the horde giving up for Lent?

My bellybutton.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (pohLc)

215 203 In the movie playing in her mind, she is Henry Fonda in 12 Angry Men. In reality she is 1 Krazy Karen.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (WUIOX)

12 Angry Men is about a killer getting away with murder because of Liberal White Guilt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (lEVn+)

216 I heard it was how you like your GRITS, no true Southerner would eat Instant Grits
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 12:20 PM (tIjRn)

My clan is split three ways on the grits issue: salt and butter, milk and sugar, and friggin' yuck, I hate grits.

I'm a butter 'n' salt guy. Even a little pepper.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Prepping for Lent at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (UQUAY)

217 I read that this is a "Special Grand Jury" and not a regular one, and so they can talk and engage in lawfare
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (Zzbjj)
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I think that just means it was convened for a specific purpose. They'd still have to follow all the normal niceties of grand juries with respect to subpoenaing witnesses and hearing evidence, I should think.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)

218 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

liver

Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

219 SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH!
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (C1Zwz)

So... Jury of your Peers.....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (bs+z0)

220 SHE'S A WITCH! A WITCH!
Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:24 PM (C1Zwz)

Mom's FB page suggests mom rides a broom, too

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (Zzbjj)

221 >>>206 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

give me sobriety and chastity, but don't give it to me yet.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (C1Zwz)

222 Stop you're making me hungry for a Ham Sandwich.

--------------

And its a day of fasting and abstinence ... and not even noon.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

223 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

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Observing Lent.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (krQz2)

224 And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

No. They thought this specimen was most committed to bringing down Trump.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (pwExq)

225 174 The daily dosage of SSRI's that this broad is taking has got to be off the charts.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at February 22, 2023 12:22 PM (qbRyg)

Hmmm...she's a bit too manic. I'm thinking robust amounts of amphetamines.

Posted by: Armchair pharmacology for fun and no profit at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (C3uQd)

226 oh...yeah. A witch.

America has a mental health problem.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (MLrvz)

227 Oh shit, she's a witch!

I KNEW it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (lEVn+)

228 Atlanta lib. A vile creature.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (EKQSc)

229 This cunt is from Cali or the Northeast, I can almost guarantee it.

***************

I'm guessing Northeast, likely Maine where theres the least sunlight. Her skin so pasty veggie ass sickly white it could be translucent

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (VTu1l)

230 "Separately, the grand jury also found "by a unanimous vote that no widespread fraud took place in the Georgia 2020 presidential election that could result in overturning that election."

Lol! The experts have spoken.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (Y5qcH)

231 Pigs flying over a frozen Hell! The NYT notices that the masks! They do nothing!

https://bit.ly/3YRCHup

I went to my retina doctor yesterday and was forced to mask. I got good news so I generously decided that it was to appease their 29+ clientele.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (FVME7)

232 201 That's helpful.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (24fqN)

233 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

Will they install one of those staircase lift chairs?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (uVDH0)

234 Would not hit it.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (t4fCu)

235 Does she float like a church?

Posted by: Axeman, Not So Wise In the Ways of Science As Some at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (krQz2)

236 Someone found her pinterest, and, well, she's a witch.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:21 PM (pwExq)

This time, the spells will work!!!

Posted by: Atlanta Witches Local 113 at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (Angsy)

237 12 Angry Men is about a killer getting away with murder because of Liberal White Guilt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (lEVn+)

Is that the 2020's version?

Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (exHjb)

238 oh boy...Lent. here already.

time to try sobriety. IDK.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (MLrvz)

239 Would not hit it.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (t4fCu)
---
I am not a violent man.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (krQz2)

240 233 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

Hope there are photo's

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (bs+z0)

241 Emily is from Alpharetta

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (Zzbjj)

242 So she's into witchcraft? How do we know she didn't cast spells to influence the rest of the jury to electing her foreman? Did she cast spells on the DA? On the witnesses?

Can we really trust a witch serving on a grand jury when they have access to magic?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (YIVH2)

243 Would not hit it.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (t4fCu)

I might.

Posted by: 18 Wheeler at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (Angsy)

244 Betcha that forepersyn has one of those red outfits from thar godawful show that she goes to meet ups in.


Oh Commander don't you puts a hand on me....ohhhhh Commander......

Bowchicka wow wow

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (0Qrr3)

245 She looks like a Stronk Wammin from the reboot of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (t4fCu)

246 at least where i was living back then, grand jury members are pretty much just taken from the voter rolls. a few hundred get to show up and 46 are randomly selected for the two grand juries.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (kFrCu)

247 WITCH

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?

Posted by: Sir Belvidere at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (Vu7A1)

248 >>>I'm guessing Northeast, likely Maine


So Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

249 I KNEW it!

****************

Arent all Karens satan worshipping baby killers?

Oh Im sorry i forget wiccans are children of the light

angel of light that is

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (VTu1l)

250 202 What is the horde giving up for Lent?


Venn Diagrams!



. . . hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya! hya!

Posted by: Kamala at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (P6qMv)

251 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

-
Hope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (FVME7)

252 205 I am, as usual, giving up vegetables for Lent.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:25 PM (pwExq)

Me too...

Posted by: Gisele Barreto Fetterman at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (CCSxw)

253 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

PUTIN IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH!

Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (2tUFv)

254 Oh boy…Wiccan. Why are women on the left so weird!

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

255 Today's Elon Watch is presented by Amalgamated Witches of Fulton County, Local 666 -

Space Daddy has thoughts...about the Illuminati:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7xbwmk

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (dCxaZ)

256 "Separately, the grand jury also found "by a unanimous vote that no widespread fraud took place in the Georgia 2020 presidential election that could result in overturning that election."

Lol! The experts have spoken.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (Y5qcH)
---
Now I *know* she was using magic to influence the decision. No rational person in full possession of their faculties could reach that conclusion.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (YIVH2)

257 If you lent me a truck would that be a truckulent?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (pohLc)

258 She's just a Devil Woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the Devil Woman
She's gonna get 'cha!

Posted by: Cliff Richard at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (sVtYq)

259 Me too...
Posted by: Gisele Barreto Fetterman at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (CCSxw)

Thread. Winner.

Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (pwExq)

260 she was in some off off (well in the cornrows,) production of 'companeros' spanish for comrade,

Posted by: no 6 at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (PXvVL)

261 240 233 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

Hope there are photo's
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (bs+z0)

Their is video of him falling UP the stairs

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (tIjRn)

262 I might. Posted by: 18 Wheeler

****

Wait your turn

Posted by: Tokyo's Bullet Train (Always on Time) at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (VTu1l)

263 lol... where do they find these people.
Good vetting job, CNN.. no I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Inogame, Si vi pacium para bellum at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (53oGX)

264 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

-
Hope.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:29 PM (FVME7)
---
Black sorcery.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (YIVH2)

265 188 158 or put sugar on them. Egads. It’s butter and salt.
Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

Southern born-and-bred (SC) FlyoverSpouse eats grits the right way.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (Rbu5d)

266 A day of absinthe?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (uVDH0)

267 The Science-Based Community (TM)*

* That believes in crystals, astrology, witchcraft, socialism, CRT, and gender theory.

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (C1Zwz)

268 Just when you think that society has at last plumbed the final depth...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (1O1T3)

269 lolol

I love Elon. I think I'll look at some of the spec houses he's selling on Mars.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (dCxaZ)

270 Wow she is full on New Age Trippy Hippy fruitcake.

'Sacred Science'

Two words that should nit be used together. Unless you 'love' Science

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (gvRVX)

271 2006: You gotta watch out for those creepy witches running for Senate in Delaware. I mean really, where is a bonfire when you need it?

2023: Witches? You mean female pyrsyns oppressed by Christians?!?

Posted by: The Left at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (lc5cP)

272 @209

>>ace, you also might consider if this isn't a squeeze play on Garland and the DoJ: if "red" Georgia could indict Bad Orange Man, why can't YOU?

At this point, I don't think they are ever going to indict Trump, but they will continue pecking at him and banging up his lawyers, associates and other satellites.

They are going to make being associated with him as difficult and painful as possible.

If he were to somehow win the Presidency again, I full expect a special counsel to be impaneled to investigate some contrivance.

Trump is the Whale, he tasks and vexes them and they shall have him, they will never give him up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (up/3i)

273 Ugh. And a "witch" to boot. Perfect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

274 If I had my druthers, I'd prefer to have John Fetterman on the jury. He can speak in tongues and he's not even a warlock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (Jg7EG)

275 Just remember that this fine specimen has hand selected to sit on a grand jury with very specific political targets.

That same DA would just assume hand her a gun to do the job if he could.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (b6vuQ)

276 Somewhere I read the special "persecutor" is working on some 8 different cases against Trump. Seems likely they will prosecute on at least one .. probably start the process six months before the election.

Maybe the Supreme Court can take up the case(s) on appeal, since DOJ is an obvious lawless political attack dawg machine.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (Cus5s)

277 Please, play Misty for me...

Posted by: RM at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (0eYOS)

278 Word from the tarmac is that Joe Biff fell down up on the boarding stairs to AF#1. Again.

***************

I saw the first video where a body FLIES down the stairs top to bottom, I doubt it was Pedo though because that kind of fall would have killed him

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (VTu1l)

279 What is the horde giving up for Lent?


The will to live.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

280 >>>Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?

we could build a bridge ou' ah' 'er

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (C1Zwz)

281
WHAT have you people done with my birthday?

Posted by: George Washington at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (1O1T3)

282 Screaming Jay Hawkins is always fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (lEVn+)

283 This will be my 2nd year doing this, and it was happily accepted last year (and I never had leftovers to bring home)...it's alms plus work in one...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 22, 2023 12:23 PM (exHjb)

Proud of you.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (Rbu5d)

284 Ladies and Gentlemen - the President of the United States:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mawux

Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

285 I bet the witch enjoys pulling the limbs off of her mandrake roots. Especially ones that look like a penis.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (D25PY)

286 she is a witch? she looks like someone who would dance naked during solstice.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (mnUzy)

287 Emily is from lives in Alpharetta
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM

Fixed it.

Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (aCgRi)

288 I doubt it was Pedo though because that kind of fall would have killed him

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (VTu1l)
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Wouldn't kill him and his double, though.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (krQz2)

289 247 WITCH

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?
Posted by: Sir Belvidere at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM (Vu7A1)

I believe it's:

Bedivere

Belvidere is the dog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons:

Oh Belvidere...hyah boy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BibzkW-ZIcs

Posted by: Gisele Barreto Fetterman at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (CCSxw)

290 Would not hit it.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:27 PM (t4fCu)

I might.
Posted by: 18 Wheeler

I would too!

Posted by: Tesla, mistaking Emily for a Fire Truck at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (w9Wax)

291 273 Ugh. And a "witch" to boot. Perfect.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

I'm so, so grateful work had me too busy to say 'I'd hit it' earlier.

The irony would have burned like a foreperson at the stake...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (lEVn+)

292 Just when you think that society has at last plumbed the final depth...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (1O1T3)


Like Brie Larson, there is no bottom.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

293 A Witch Eh?

I wonder if she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (z1bdm)

294 HOOOOOLEEEEE FUCKBALLS!!!!

Xhe's insane in the membrane!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

295 'Emily is from Alpharetta'

Atlanta is infected for a 50 mile radius.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (EKQSc)

296 Off? Off? She's fucking nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (DcKNO)

297 /off Lumpy's wife sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (CCSxw)

298 What is the horde giving up for Lent?


The will to live.
Posted by: Sponge
--------

I'm reminded of a bar, 'The Strength to Go On bar & grill''

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (oLF0J)

299 "WHAT have you people done with my birthday?

Posted by: George Washington "


Hey it's that dude on the dollar.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (t4fCu)

300 I read that this is a "Special Grand Jury" and not a regular one, and so they can talk and engage in lawfare

Posted by: CN




Since it is not a legitimate grand jury, they also don't have to follow the laws regarding grand juries.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (lTGtQ)

301 293 A Witch Eh?

I wonder if she does butt stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (z1bdm)

Only with her broomstick.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

302 279 What is the horde giving up for Lent?


The will to live.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

hahahahaha. I only laugh through the tears.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (DcKNO)

303 Called her as a witch @ 50!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (pawQN)

304 Xhe's insane in the membrane!!

*************************

She's every girl on Tinder

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (VTu1l)

305 She actually looks like the wicked witch in Oz.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (pohLc)

306 O/T, I made steamed dumplings for lunch. The package instructions said, "Steam for 14 minutes or a different amount of time that is long enough."

Gee, thanks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

307 Ladies and Gentlemen - the President of the United States:

And here is Putin yesterday, obviously mere hours away from death:

https://tinyurl.com/3zrcyxsc

Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)

308 she is a witch? she looks like someone who would dance naked during solstice.

while solstice covers its eyes in horror

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (dCxaZ)

309
I'm reminded of a bar, 'The Strength to Go On bar & grill''
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:33 PM (oLF0J)


I would frequent that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

310 There's a place just south of Witches' Valley
Where they say the wind won't blow
And they only speak in whispers of her name
There's a lady they say who feeds the darkness
It eats right from her hand
With a crying shout, she'll search you out
And freeze you where you stand

Posted by: RJD at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (og5mY)

311 Fortunately, I'm departing the dying state of Georgia. In ten days I'll be living in north Alabama.

Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (aCgRi)

312 Jurors are routinely instructed that they may elect a foreperson, though juror #1 traditionally serves in that spot. So most juries don't bother to hold an election as such. So not sure how much she was super-selected by the other jurors to take that role, which is often just the Keeper of the Papers (vote tallies etc).

But this reminds me of our ever-falling standards. Back in the day we (trial attorneys) used to complain about "millenial" jurors having no attention span, common sense etc. Today we would kill for "old millenial" jurors over these Gen Z freakazoids with nono-second attention spans, no ability to take in written or spoken information, and often zero ability to reasonably discuss differences with fellow jurors.

Posted by: Zek at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (5FPX4)

313 According to her linkdin profile she's from Alpharetta. Court transcriptionist so most likely her ability to speak jive got her the foreperson gig.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (QpUKb)

314 A Witch Eh?

I wonder if she does butt stuff.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (z1bdm)
++++
She's a young, uptalking lefty who's into witchcraft.

There's probably nothing she *doesn't* do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

315 Now there's an interesting arrangement. A legal transcriptionist in between jobs who volunteered to be the jury foreman & met no resistance reportedly because other jurors were less enthusiastic about time consuming obligation stretching before them.

She called herself a "geek about the justice system." She was fascinated about Georgia's Dominion Voting Systems & enjoyed learning about the inner workings of the White House from Cassidy Hutchinson who she said was more forthcoming than her old boss, former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows. (More at CBS19 News.)

Yup, fair & unbiased.

Posted by: Lola at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Wxlzw)

316 269 lolol

I love Elon. I think I'll look at some of the spec houses he's selling on Mars.
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (dCxaZ)

I hear it's no place to raise a kid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (lEVn+)

317
Now Playing in reality...

ROOSTER ASSASSIN!!!!


https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-

past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court


Via Insty

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (KLPy8)

318 Scoog Scale: 0

You can smell the crazy through the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

319 282 Screaming Jay Hawkins is always fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:31 PM (lEVn+)

Ubbba blabba bbbbbllla bbbbblaabbba
I put a spell on you...

Posted by: Partial lyrical transcription at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (C3uQd)

320 Once, when I was in the Navy, I decided that I was going to give up alcohol for Lent. But then an older couple from my church asked me to house-sit for them while they went on vacation. They had a very well-stocked liquor cabinet.

Well, there went that resolution, right out the window.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (TehmT)

321 she is a witch? she looks like someone who would dance naked during solstice.

while solstice covers its eyes in horror
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (dCxaZ)
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I believe the technical term is "skyclad."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (YIVH2)

322 BREAKING: The Pinterest of that Trump Grand Juror has been found

And it is worse than you thought, lads

wow, I actually thought I was looking at a "witch" follower/character when I first saw her face and saw her talk.

lol, and it's true!

I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)

323 Anyone think this will end well? Bueller??

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Phuck U, War!! at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (dt7gd)

324 I hear it's no place to raise a kid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (lEVn+)

Cold as hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

325 I saw the first video where a body FLIES down the stairs top to bottom, I doubt it was Pedo though because that kind of fall would have killed him

Female staffer.

Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (2tUFv)

326 Remember not that long ago when witchcraft and similar occult fetishes were considered the absolute worst things ever? I'm not talking about Salem.

I'm talking about America a few decades ago when the Hysteria of the Day was witches and satanists in child daycare centers drinking kids' blood. And of course all the hysteria over heavy metal lyrics with occult subject matter causing kids to kill themselves are go crazy. Etc etc etc.

Good times. Now witches are considered normal, sane woman who should be trusted to render fair and unbiased jury decisions.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

327 She's a young, uptalking lefty who's into witchcraft.

There's probably nothing she *doesn't* do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
---
Wash?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (krQz2)

328
https://tinyurl.com/2p9bt3dr

Posted by: Gref at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (AMIL/)

329 "O/T, I made steamed dumplings for lunch. The package instructions said, "Steam for 14 minutes or a different amount of time that is long enough."

Gee, thanks."


The person who wrote that is living a kickass life.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t4fCu)

330 she is a witch? she looks like someone who would dance naked during solstice.

Naked Allison Brie > Naked Emily Kors

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (lc5cP)

331 I had to take a lot of time out of my busy schedule for this, so someone better go to jail!

Posted by: Crazy Lib Lady at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (vJSFc)

332 Fortunately, I'm departing the dying state of Georgia. In ten days I'll be living in north Alabama.
Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (aCgRi)


Arab?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (yQpMk)

333 And here is Putin yesterday, obviously mere hours away from death:

https://tinyurl.com/3zrcyxsc
Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)
++++
Vladimir Putin LIVE: Russian President Attends Concert on Russia's Defender of Fatherland Day

I had never heard of "Defender of Fatherland Day," but if made to guess where it came from, my answer would have been "Russia or Germany."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

334 Screaming Jay Hawkins is always fun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water

Beats the hell out of Whispering Joe Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (FVME7)

335 287 Emily is from lives in Alpharetta
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:28 PM

Fixed it.
Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (aCgRi)

Nope. She's from Alpharetta. Parents originally from Minnesota. She's Georgia's "home grown" asshole, sorry

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (Zzbjj)

336 "I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good."

Reminds me of something...

Posted by: That God Shaped Hole at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (5FPX4)

337 Observing Lent.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:26 PM (krQz2)

{raises finger, opens mouth}

{closes mouth, wrinkles eyebrows}

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (kt2h+)

338 The Decline of Georgia:
1994 - State is represented by Newt
2023 - State is run by people who want to turn you into a newt.

Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (FJYfm)

339 331 I had to take a lot of time out of my busy schedule for this, so someone better go to jail!
Posted by: Crazy Lib Lady at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (vJSFc)

That's pretty much what she said

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (bs+z0)

340 Looks a little like she is kin to Caroline Ellison...and Greta Thunburg. It's as though there is an identifiable physiognomy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (oLF0J)

341 Wash?
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (krQz2)

Exfoliate is right out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (zZu0s)

342 Remember not that long ago when witchcraft and similar occult fetishes were considered the absolute worst things ever? I'm not talking about Salem.

In 2006 the main leftwing talking point against Biden's Senate race opponent was that she was a witch.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (lc5cP)

343 I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)

They want to elevate themselves to god-lite with powers.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (Zzbjj)

344 She's a young, uptalking lefty who's into witchcraft.

There's probably nothing she *doesn't* do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
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Wash?
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (krQz2)
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Make sammiches?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (YIVH2)

345 I love Elon. I think I'll look at some of the spec houses he's selling on Mars.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:30 PM (dCxaZ)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBKUU0Mneb8

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (krQz2)

346 If the other jurors elected her, you can pretty much rule out there are no DAR and VFW members. Maybe some barbershop quartet guys.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (lz5hY)

347 333 And here is Putin yesterday, obviously mere hours away from death:

https://tinyurl.com/3zrcyxsc
Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)
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Vladimir Putin LIVE: Russian President Attends Concert on Russia's Defender of Fatherland Day

I had never heard of "Defender of Fatherland Day," but if made to guess where it came from, my answer would have been "Russia or Germany."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

It's a shame he's worse than Hitler. He looks way healthier, and more moral, than the Meat Puppet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (lEVn+)

348 I had never heard of "Defender of Fatherland Day," but if made to guess where it came from, my answer would have been "Russia or Germany."

Everyone in Russia still calls it by its original name, which is "Day of the Red Army".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (2tUFv)

349 What a fricking debacle. Georiga went full Raffensperger and you never go full Raffensperger.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (LIO78)

350 atlanta is one of the entry ways to the hellmouth, hasn't that been clear for a long time,

Posted by: no 6 at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (PXvVL)

351 The person who wrote that is living a kickass life.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t4fCu)
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It's astonishing, really. The person who wrote it, that person's boss, the product line manager, the marketing people, the graphic designers, all up and down the chain, nobody paused and said, "wait a sec..."

And yeah, it's a Chinese product, but made in this country (not imported) so there is probably still a language thing but nonetheless: LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)

352 Spell won't work with those skin tight yoga pants. Put on your skin tight voodoo pants.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (+XtcH)

353
And say -- isn't foreman an elected position? The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?

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Hell, yeah. Make her President. She'd be fine at it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:39 PM (oINRc)

354 352 Spell won't work with those skin tight yoga pants. Put on your skin tight voodoo pants.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (+XtcH)

*perks up*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:39 PM (lEVn+)

355 Everyone in Russia still calls it by its original name, which is "Day of the Red Army".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (2tUFv)
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Ah. So post-Soviet rebranding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

356 I had never heard of "Defender of Fatherland Day," but if made to guess where it came from, my answer would have been "Russia or Germany."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

Russia is weird. I have mostly heard 'Motherland' used by them ('Rodina' and all that), but lately, 'Fatherland' has been creeping in. It is not a big thing, but it is one of those things that jars something in the brain when I see it.

'Fatherland' was usually used by Germany.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:39 PM (zZu0s)

357 Is she a court reporter?
https://archive.ph/ukzlK

Posted by: JD at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (zpkBk)

358 The Decline of Georgia:
1994 - State is represented by Newt
2023 - State is run by people who want to turn you into a newt.
Posted by: Wally
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I would add Zell Miller. One of the last Democrats who identified first and foremost as an American.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (nEklA)

359 O/T, I made steamed dumplings for lunch. The package instructions said, "Steam for 14 minutes or a different amount of time that is long enough."

Gee, thanks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

Seem light to me.

Posted by: No Speakee Enlish Instruction Writer at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (Angsy)

360 Aren’t grits and Cream of Wheat the same thing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (TehmT)

361 I am being bitchy but I bet she does not shave her pits or legs.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (mnUzy)

362 General Sherman needs to visit Atlanta again...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

363 >I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)

When you believe in nothing, you'll believe anything...to paraphrase g.k. chesterton

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (NgqoH)

364 i understand that for lent joe biden will be giving up the extra crunchy library paste.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (kFrCu)

365 Brandon had trouble with steps, again, when leaving Poland.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (DB16e)

366 I don't subscribe to the Putin same as Hitler crap. I can name several dictators from the 20th century that make Putin an alter boy. Get real.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (pohLc)

367 She's a young, uptalking lefty who's into witchcraft.

There's probably nothing she *doesn't* do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)
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I taught her everything I know

Posted by: Meghan, her sorority sister at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (LIO78)

368 None of you are going to enjoy this, but just imagine the smell of her...

apartment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

369 Please someone film her doing some odd ceremony or dance... using Trump's name.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (Xgnxf)

370 361 I am being bitchy but I bet she does not shave her pits or legs.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (mnUzy)

Who's gonna check ? {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)

371 360 Aren’t grits and Cream of Wheat the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (TehmT)

Aren't grits corn based?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)

372 Arab?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:36 PM

No, slightly further north. I considered some houses there, but decided I didn't want that commute.

Posted by: Bert G at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (aCgRi)

373 362 General Sherman needs to visit Atlanta again...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

If we had a General Sherman, and we don't...we don't even have a General Pope at this point...he should also march on DC

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (lEVn+)

374 I've known a handful of Wiccans, and they basically just garden and raise chickens and have a party on the solstices and equinoxes. They hated the bullshit foofy poseurs who glommed their neuroses onto a perfectly good Old Religion.

Just like Odinists vs. Weird dudes with daddy issues. Or Catholics vs. scumbags parading around with ashes on their foreheads just for show. An asshole is an asshole, whatever symbol they hang around their neck. It ain't the religion's fault.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (9UlRk)

375 Does she just own the one blouse?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (ykeLU)

376 She is their base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (PZCwT)

377 None of you are going to enjoy this, but just imagine the smell of her...

apartment.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (KbCG3)
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A mix of patchouli and cat urine?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (YIVH2)

378 And here is Putin yesterday, obviously mere hours away from death:

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And he had just come from raping a bear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (FVME7)

379 340 Looks a little like she is kin to Caroline Ellison...and Greta Thunburg. It's as though there is an identifiable physiognomy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (oLF0J)

------

Yes, you can see the crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

380 atlanta is one of the entry ways to the hellmouth, hasn't that been clear for a long time,
Posted by: no 6

Ahh, got it, a reference to C.S. Lewis's trilogy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (pawQN)

381 368 None of you are going to enjoy this, but just imagine the smell of her...

apartment.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

Cat litter and CBD oil...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (lEVn+)

382 370 361 I am being bitchy but I bet she does not shave her pits or legs.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (mnUzy)

Who's gonna check ? {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (bs+z0)

LOL...right? ugh.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (mnUzy)

383 373 362 General Sherman needs to visit Atlanta again...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

If we had a General Sherman, and we don't...we don't even have a General Pope at this point...he should also march on DC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (lEVn+)

========

So, you're saying we need a Major General Ross?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (PZCwT)

384 I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)
_______________

Same. I think it's also a continuation of the same mentality that gave rise to hippie culture in the 1960s. It's the lure of the counter-culture and to be "edgy" and different. So stunning, so brave. As well as usually being leftwing and not nearly as smart as they think they are. Today's witches are yesterday's hippies.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

385 368 Cats. Lots of cats. Caged rodents to feed the snakes and monitor. Taxidermy, lots of real weird ones.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (lz5hY)

386 And he had just come from raping a bear.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (FVME7)

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I never said it was rape. *smokes cigarette*

Posted by: The Bear at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (DcKNO)

387 Hominy bowls of grits can you eat?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (krQz2)

388 Ah. So post-Soviet rebranding.

Yeppers. They renamed most of the old Soviet holidays - "October Revolution Day" is now "Unity Day".

"Victory Day" is still "Victory Day", though.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (2tUFv)

389 If the other jurors elected her, you can pretty much rule out there are no DAR and VFW members. Maybe some barbershop quartet guys.
Posted by: bill
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Oh, there may be a couple, but where juries are concerned, the members are often not exactly what you might call 'Thinking people'. Members are often easily swayed by emotional manipulation by others.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (nEklA)

390 374 I've known a handful of Wiccans, and they basically just garden and raise chickens and have a party on the solstices and equinoxes. They hated the bullshit foofy poseurs who glommed their neuroses onto a perfectly good Old Religion.

Just like Odinists vs. Weird dudes with daddy issues. Or Catholics vs. scumbags parading around with ashes on their foreheads just for show. An asshole is an asshole, whatever symbol they hang around their neck. It ain't the religion's fault.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (9UlRk)

Wicca is an old religion like Kwanza is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (lEVn+)

391 Another fine graduate of the Peter Strzok School of Simpering Nitwitism.

Posted by: Thatch at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (qVsb2)

392 Marginally off topic, but what is it with Wiccans and ferrets?

Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (FJYfm)

393 379 340 Looks a little like she is kin to Caroline Ellison...and Greta Thunburg. It's as though there is an identifiable physiognomy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:37 PM (oLF0J)

------

Yes, you can see the crazy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (DcKNO)

Yeah - in her eyes even.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

394 Yes, this was an over the top, idiotic form of lawfare.

Also yes that Trump may be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth to personally call the GA Secretary of State and demand he "find the votes" for him.

That's the thing about Trump, I like that he fights, but he thinks he's WAY smarter than he really is. It's just him stepping on a rake over and over again.

Posted by: Blizzard at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (vFEV/)

395 381 368 None of you are going to enjoy this, but just imagine the smell of her...

apartment.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

Cat litter and CBD oil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (lEVn+)

With just a whiff of burned candles. I am betting... gooseberries.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)

396 She is their base.

FIFY

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

397 Republican pouncing on this. Why are they picking on this poor lass?

Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (cUYo/)

398 She's a witch...

Why do I suspect Newt Gingrich is involved in some way?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (ykeLU)

399 She is so weird and unattractive, it's inevitable she's a lefty.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (DcKNO)

400 392 Marginally off topic, but what is it with Wiccans and ferrets?
Posted by: Wally at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (FJYfm)

Let's ask Weasel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)

401 25 Has Never Had Sexual Intercourse With A Living, Sentient, Consenting Human Male.

Posted by: ZOD at February 22, 2023 12:07 PM (ZuUVv)
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I like your use of 'consenting' and 'human'.

Posted by: Ciampino - who here would hit IT? at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (qfLjt)

402 And he had just come from raping a bear.

That's not the way it went down.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCrapio at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (w9Wax)

403
Cat litter and CBD oil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (lEVn+)


I don't want ANY of CBD's oil or any other bodily fluid on me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

404 If we had a General Sherman, and we don't...we don't even have a General Pope at this point...he should also march on DC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (lEVn+)

========

So, you're saying we need a Major General Ross?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (PZCwT)

We don't want the Irish!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (lEVn+)

405 I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up.

the last time I was at Barnes and Noble, about two years ago, their collection of witchcraft books had expanded to take up two shelves. By now it's probably an entire case.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (dCxaZ)

406 384
Same. I think it's also a continuation of the same mentality that gave rise to hippie culture in the 1960s. It's the lure of the counter-culture and to be "edgy" and different. So stunning, so brave. As well as usually being leftwing and not nearly as smart as they think they are. Today's witches are yesterday's hippies.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

===========

"All I need is the material," does seem to lead to lost souls for some reason. Not everyone, but a lot really do seem to need meaning that extends beyond the here and now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (PZCwT)

407 I don't want ANY of CBD's oil or any other bodily fluid on me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (lEVn+)

408 Had a co-worker years ago who always made shrimp and grits for fat Tuesday... She was from New Orleans ... Really tasty stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (bs+z0)

409 360, oh honey. No. To start, grits are ground corn. Cream of wheat is from wheat. If there is ever a Deep South MoMe, I will make all y’all real grits. And biscuits.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

410 If we had a General Sherman, and we don't...we don't even have a General Pope at this point...he should also march on DC
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (lEVn+)

Not a Hooker amongst them...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (CCSxw)

411 397 Republican pouncing on this. Why are they picking on this poor lass?
Posted by: Ripley at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (cUYo/)

==========

"Ignore me!" she shouted on CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (PZCwT)

412 Witches on the patio - Wiccans in wicker

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (CjHGv)

413 Cat litter and CBD oil...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:42 PM (lEVn+)


I don't want ANY of CBD's oil or any other bodily fluid on me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

Instead of asking gals in college to come back to his pad and look at his etchings, it was his essential oils.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)

414 LinkedIn profile:

About
Dedicated and bright young professional hoping to apply a diverse skill set in office skills, client relations, and hospitality to grow and support a company.

Experience
Scheduling Coordinator
Elizabeth Gallo Court Reporting, LLC

Calendar Associate
Veritext Legal Solutions

Client Services Professional
H&R Block

Server/Hostess
Johnny Brusco's New York Style Pizza

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (D25PY)

415 404 So, you're saying we need a Major General Ross?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (PZCwT)

We don't want the Irish!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:44 PM (lEVn+)

==========

*starts to leave*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (PZCwT)

416 NY Post: Skin-rotting drug ‘tranq’ infiltrates big cities: ‘Zombifying bodies’

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (uVDH0)

417 *muffled* Don't look at me!
*mouth filled with banana, no peel in sight*

Posted by: Kamala at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (fs1hN)

418 With just a whiff of burned candles. I am betting... gooseberries.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:43 PM (zZu0s)

Hmm. Or Gardenia maybe...
Sandalwood would be too classy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (lEVn+)

419 She really needs some purple and pink in her hair. And neck tattoos.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (pohLc)

420 409 360, oh honey. No. To start, grits are ground corn. Cream of wheat is from wheat. If there is ever a Deep South MoMe, I will make all y’all real grits. And biscuits.
Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

Are these these gonna be Instant Grits?

Posted by: Vincent Gambini at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (CCSxw)

421 General Sherman needs to visit Atlanta again...
Posted by: Tex Lovera
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Actually, Sherman's visit is largely responsible for Atlanta's current state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (oLF0J)

422 Everyone in Russia still calls it by its original name, which is "Day of the Red Army".
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Yeah? Well, we have a Pink Army.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (FVME7)

423 Brandon had trouble with steps, again, when leaving Poland.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (DB16e)

the video of him meandering off the red carpet and then being pushed towards it again is priceless, plus the walking like he has a load in his pants

this guy is gone gone

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (Xgnxf)

424 Shrimp and grits is food of the gods.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (OJQUs)

425 If there is ever a Deep South MoMe, I will make all y’all real grits. And biscuits.
Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hold the grits. Biscuits and gravy and Country Fried Steak for me.

White gravy is wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

426 416 NY Post: Skin-rotting drug ‘tranq’ infiltrates big cities: ‘Zombifying bodies’
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (uVDH0)

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Don't worry, Pfizer will come up with a pill to fix that.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (DcKNO)

427 *starts to leave*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (PZCwT)

Come back!
Come back!

....to Mordor we'll take you...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (lEVn+)

428 Also yes that Trump may be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth to personally call the GA Secretary of State and demand he "find the votes" for him.

Trump's lawyers had ID'd tens of thousands more suspect and illegitimate votes and registrations.
Why wouldn't Trump ask a REPUBLICAN SecState and Governor to do their fvcking jobs and run a secure, legitimate election?

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (dCxaZ)

429 Wicca is an old religion like Kwanza is.

Yeah, a British guy in the 50s. And he did it to get women. And it worked.

Same with LaVey.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (lc5cP)

430 Having done a little body guard work, a couple of adult actresses back in the early 90s, I can guarantee that even a half ass bodyguard would rush the person they were guarding to safety, if they heard an air raid siren.

So the Secret Service, the worlds premiere body guard agency, simply stood around with their thumbs up their asses, in a war zone, when air raid sirens were sounding. Bongino, as an actual SS agent who was in charge of guarding Obama in Afghanistan, called "Bullshit" on what happened in Ukraine.

Although, come to think about it, it is possible the Secret Service said "Meh, its Joe, who cares". Who would blame them?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 22, 2023 12:10 PM (CecP5)

I have wondered about the secret service since bidet fell up the stairs going up to Air Force 1.

In the past it always seemed as if the secret service or Biden aids would rush to help the president, but in that instance biden was left alone to fall twice more!

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (0uQp2)

431 This chick is the Avenatti of Schiffs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (PyOKD)

432 Hmm. Or Gardenia maybe...
Sandalwood would be too classy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (lEVn+)

No, the Gwyneth Paltrow crotch scent

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (Zzbjj)

433 Bill Clinton just wants you to know: he did not have sex with this woman, not one time.

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (krQz2)

434 of course they stole the election, that's why the lawfare coordinated by marc elias who relocated his firm to china,

Posted by: no 6 at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (PXvVL)

435 First time I ever had grits was my first breakfast at Parris Island. We only got scrambled eggs in boot camp. Later I found a couple sunny side up eggs on top of the grits are the way to go.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (lz5hY)

436 Hmm. Or Gardenia maybe...
Sandalwood would be too classy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (lEVn+)

Well, something that would compliment the BO and not overpower it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)

437 No, the Gwyneth Paltrow crotch scent
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (Zzbjj)

lol

Bang on

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (lEVn+)

438 I'll get you, my little Deplorables! And your little president, too!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (vqhPW)

439 @416

>> NY Post: Skin-rotting drug ‘tranq’ infiltrates big cities: ‘Zombifying bodies’

So combine this with the coming Nuclear Armageddon, Gain of Function research and we'll be playing real life, The Last of Us, within the next 18 months.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (up/3i)

440 417 *muffled* Don't look at me!
*mouth filled with banana, no peel in sight*
Posted by: Kamala
____

*finishes banana, wipes mouth*
Oops I forgot to include reference to Joe falling up steps on AF1.

Hya,hya,hya,hya,hya,hya,hya!!!!

Posted by: Kamala at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (fs1hN)

441 Seriously, that picture looks like she rain through a rain storm of mayo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)

442 360 Aren’t grits and Cream of Wheat the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (TehmT)

barrel time

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (us2H3)

443 I don't want ANY of CBD's oil or any other bodily fluid on me.
Posted by: Sponge

Shouldn't that be "near me"?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (pawQN)

444 the GOP is the Loser Party, plain and simple.

If they would just officially change their name to the Loser Party, I might throw a couple of bucks their way.

Anybody who supports them at this point, well, figure it out

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (dCxaZ)

445 First time I ever had grits was my first breakfast at Parris Island. We only got scrambled eggs in boot camp. Later I found a couple sunny side up eggs on top of the grits are the way to go.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (lz5hY)


Grits scream for cheese. They are nothing without cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

446 Oh noes...don't infiltrate the cities with skin rotting drugs.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (t4fCu)

447
I eagerly await the advent of the Great Patriotic Staircase.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (oINRc)

448 I can guarantee that even a half ass bodyguard would rush the person they were guarding to safety, if they heard an air raid siren.

Purest theater. They even marked the spot where Biden was supposed to stand when the air raid sirens went off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (2tUFv)

449 40 CNN failed to ask the key question: "How many cats do you have and did they accompany you to Grand Jury sessions?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2023 12:08 PM (+a+fk)
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I resent that catty remark!

Posted by: The House Of Cats at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (qfLjt)

450
Shouldn't that be "near me"?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (pawQN)


In the same zip code?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

451 I bet she has an electric broomstick...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (TGPs7)

452 grits are ground corn.

Polenta?
"Oh I got polenta of nuthin
and nuthin's polenta for me"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (uVDH0)

453 As a Southern man. I love grits. I love cornpone too, as long as some damn Yankee doesn't sneak any damn sugar into it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (pohLc)

454 431 This chick is the Avenatti of Schiffs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (PyOKD)
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Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (DcKNO)

455 You can just look at stills of this chick and see the crazy, without any reference to politics. She is why Rule 1 was promulgated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (ppBhU)

456 Grits are made from hominy, which is animal feed level corn soaked in lye or lime water.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

457 "Ignore me!" she shouted on CNN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:45 PM (PZCwT)


Word is she'll be joining Harry and Meghan on the Worldwide Privacy Tour.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (rcsB3)

458 "he GOP is the Loser Party, plain and simple. "

The GOP is like the Assistant Crack Whore Party.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (t4fCu)

459 I'll fix you my little pretty…
and your little dog too !

Posted by: kactus at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (ohsIg)

460 Grits are made from hominy, which is animal feed level corn soaked in lye or lime water.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (yQpMk)
---
Well, now that you put it that way...

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (krQz2)

461 446 Oh noes...don't infiltrate the cities with skin rotting drugs.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (t4fCu)

I like the way they frame it as this is like a disease. Some transient, minding his own business when 'Bam!' he gets shot up by Tranq.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)

462
The GOP is like the Assistant Crack Whore Party.
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (t4fCu)


*perks up*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

463 Screamin Jay, I've got a bone to pick with you.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (Jg7EG)

464
Trump's lawyers had ID'd tens of thousands more suspect and illegitimate votes and registrations.
Why wouldn't Trump ask a REPUBLICAN SecState and Governor to do their fvcking jobs and run a secure, legitimate election?
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (dCxaZ)

And this is why i don't believe there will be indictments. It might open up a can of worms and air out some facts that they would prefer not get out there.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2023 12:50 PM (mR6Gs)

465 Aren’t grits and Cream of Wheat the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 12:40 PM (TehmT)

barrel time

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (us2H3)

One of the tragedies of a low fat/cholesterol diets is fewer eggs.

I would kill for some grits with butter, salt, pepper, two eggs over medium, and some good breakfast sausage.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (PyOKD)

466 What is Farina made from?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

467 grits and polenta aren't the same though

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (dCxaZ)

468 Wicca and Kwanza is kind of an interesting comparison... take old nature-focused paganism or animism, throw all that crap out and keep the outward styles and symbols, and pump it back up with warmed-over collectivist nonsense.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (9UlRk)

469 I bet she has an electric broomstick...

battery-powered

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)

470 The thing about grits is they could use some sugar.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (t4fCu)

471 Bill Clinton just wants you to know: he did not have sex with this woman, not one time.
Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (krQz2)


Oh, you said "WITCH." No, I didn't have sex with a Witch. Sorry, my hearing's getting bad.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (FJYfm)

472 This chick is the Avenatti of Schiffs.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
---------

We're just a Nadler away from critical mass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (6d1ps)

473 I first encountered grits in the army. I thought it was fine cream of wheat after I added sugar. There was some animated commentary among my peers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (ppBhU)

474 284 Ladies and Gentlemen - the President of the United States:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mawux
Posted by: The MEDIA! at February 22, 2023 12:32 PM (2tUFv)

The comments are funny. Below it someone posted the wandering off the red carpet clip. Those comments are funny, too. What isn't funny is the joetato.

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (Rbu5d)

475 Grits scream for cheese. They are nothing without cheese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
And butter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

476
If you guys ever want to see what tranq/fent does to people, look up videos of Kensington Ave. in Philadelphia... it's fuckin' craaaaazy.

I showed some to the kids. "Do you want to be like these people?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (oINRc)

477 466 What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

Farina=Cream of Wheat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)

478 Green witchcraft? Are there carbon polluting witches?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (NTkZC)

479 What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

Remember that black guy on The little Rascals?
No, not Stymie.....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (mR6Gs)

480 466 What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

Wheat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (pohLc)

481
Cauldron Boil - a limerick

This foreperson really is a beaut
A nutcase, a freak and a fruit
She incanted with excitement
To evoke a Trump indictment
By wing of bat and juuust a pinch of newt

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (ykeLU)

482 475 Grits scream for cheese. They are nothing without cheese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
And butter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)

=========

Real Southerners eat grits without even cooking them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (PZCwT)

483
What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

100% pure Dennis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (oINRc)

484 I bet she has an electric broomstick...

battery-powered
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (mR6Gs)

Named B.O.B. or Steely Dan

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (4I/2K)

485 Oh come on! Most of you would do her... and then find a way to escape from the dungeon she has you chained up in.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (TGPs7)

486 What did you do during the war daddy?
Can't tell till you turn 21, son.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (+XtcH)

487 I'm (almost) always late to the party here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

488 Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (9UlRk)

I have a friend who is wiccan, and all her "sacred science" powers couldn't keep her a-hole boyfriend from abusing her. She finally escaped him, no doubt a result of all her Christian family members praying for her.

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (dCxaZ)

489 "Purest theater. They even marked the spot where Biden was supposed to stand when the air raid sirens went off."

with just a little CGI they could have had Joe reenact that scene from Patton, where he pulls out his pistol and fires at the plane that is strafing him.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (Cus5s)

490 @444

>>the GOP is the Loser Party, plain and simple.

As has been noted, they are an illegitimate political party.

Their aims and goals are not yours or our aims and goals.

And besides, what's going on is being run at levels far beyond mere political parties.

The parties are just fronts that keep us squabbling , fighting and at each other's throats.

The real movers are above the fray and out of site.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (up/3i)

491 485 Oh come on! Most of you would do her... and then find a way to escape from the dungeon she has you chained up in.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (TGPs7)

Heh

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

492 Muldoon
You are something else

Posted by: kactus at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (ohsIg)

493 423 Brandon had trouble with steps, again, when leaving Poland.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 22, 2023 12:41 PM (DB16e)

the video of him meandering off the red carpet and then being pushed towards it again is priceless, plus the walking like he has a load in his pants

this guy is gone gone

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (Xgnxf)
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'gone gone'? You did a Whoopie there did you did you?

Posted by: Ciampino - a real Charlie at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (qfLjt)

494 104. Yeah, you're right. Maybe Columbus, OH

Different employment reports, too. One is Scheduling Coordinator for a court reporting firm with lots of little service jobs beyond that.

The other is Legal Transcriptionist, self-employed; Postgrad BSc Joint Honours Geology & Geography, Scheduling Coordinator (Alpharetta, GA, Columbus, OH)

Posted by: Lola at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Wxlzw)

495 >467 grits and polenta aren't the same though

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (dCxaZ)

Polenta is more coursely ground yellow corn. Grits are ground from white corn.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (NgqoH)

496 Real Southerners eat grits without even cooking them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (PZCwT)


Just a pinch between lip and gum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (yQpMk)

497 Oh come on! Most of you would do her... and then find a way to escape from the dungeon she has you chained up in.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:53 PM (TGPs7)

She probably smells like she looks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (PyOKD)

498 Is this the grits thread?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Xrfse)

499 Aren’t grits and Cream of Wheat the same thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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No. Not even close. You're not from the South, are you?

If you ask about 'Farina', whatever that is, the answer is still 'No'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (6d1ps)

500
And the tranq people really do look like zombies. Crouched over, arms hanging down, shambling mindlessly. Til it wears off and then they perk up and go in search of catalytic converters and mugging/rape victims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (oINRc)

501 buffy the vampire slayer, but cs lewis would agree,

Posted by: no 6 at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (PXvVL)

502 Confederate rations of grits or cornmeal were often "stretched" with ground corn cob, causing lots of digestive problems for already starving troopers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (lz5hY)

503 What is Farina made from?

Ask Buckwheat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (uVDH0)

504 Is this the grits thread?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Xrfse)
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Hominy people going to ask that?

Posted by: Axeman at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (krQz2)

505 Rewatched the clips. That's not a snicker, it's a cackle.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)

506 In the same zip code?
Posted by: Sponge

N.J. right.
That works just fine.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (pawQN)

507 the WH has been filled with people who talk to ghosts, seances etc.

hehe, for decades

when I first heard who many of the scientologists were, it blew my mind

the world is full of them

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (vIDx/)

508 And besides, what's going on is being run at levels far beyond mere political parties.

The parties are just fronts that keep us squabbling , fighting and at each other's throats.

The real movers are above the fray and out of site.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

--

THIS

So much this.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (C0bt5)

509 425 ever done a fried pork chop with your biscuits and gravy? Try it. Very yummy. You can make a bowl with grits as the base like a rice bowl, with your meat and eggs and gravy on top. It is your calories for the month!

I have a healthified pork chop I have concocted, but the gravy and biscuit part would be impossible. Those are special treats.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

510
The forewitch has the same weird mutant face like the girl in The Last of Us.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (KLPy8)

511 Different employment reports, too. One is Scheduling Coordinator for a court reporting firm with lots of little service jobs beyond that.

The other is Legal Transcriptionist, self-employed; Postgrad BSc Joint Honours Geology & Geography, Scheduling Coordinator (Alpharetta, GA, Columbus, OH)

Posted by: Lola at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Wxlzw)
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So her primary job is putting things on a calendar?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (YIVH2)

512 The thing about polenta is that you can make it either sweet or savory and either as a main or side.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (up/3i)

513 here is bidenzombie walking the red carpet if you haven't see it yet

https://tinyurl.com/5datfkmp

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (vIDx/)

514 475 Grits scream for cheese. They are nothing without cheese.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
And butter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (t0OGg)


Excuse me, you guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (4I/2K)

515
tinyurl.com/5n7k439r
==
Please to enjoy the Grand Jury Handbook for the State of Georgia. do not fail to read about the history of the grand jury in Georgia and how they turned abusive. Also page attention to page 24 and secrecy.

Posted by: I'm going to leave this here at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (kWK4p)

516 I just want one grit.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (t4fCu)

517 498 Is this the grits thread?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Xrfse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN2cfA45mUI&t=55s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

518 451 I bet she has an electric broomstick...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (TGPs7)

I'll bet a Hitachi

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (lEVn+)

519 Just saw the video of Biden falling as he goes up the stairs on DM.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (mnUzy)

520 Sober, sane, and based.

Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Fmr CIA agent @Mpolymer: "If Trump had actually won the election, think about — Ukraine would be part of Russia, the NATO alliance would be shattered."
"With Biden’s trip to Europe, he is welcomed as not only, frankly, the savior of Ukraine, but also the savior of Europe"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (FVME7)

521 Rewatched the clips. That's not a snicker, it's a cackle.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:55 PM (ykeLU)
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Her affect is all "wrong." She giggles like a schoolgirl excited about going to prom, not as the foreman in a grand jury deliberating serious matters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (YIVH2)

522 478 Green witchcraft? Are there carbon polluting witches?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (NTkZC)
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Well the ones using Vespas instead of brooms ..... (runs and hides).

Posted by: Ciampino - the ones that float at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (qfLjt)

523 516 I just want one grit.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (t4fCu)

That's a rather coarse thing to say

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

524
The forewitch has the same weird mutant face like the girl in The Last of Us.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (KLPy

I saw a clip of that show on some YT video. The girl can't act for shit, and is... not a world-beating beauty. What qualifies this person to be on TV? It's bizarre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (oINRc)

525 I find it difficult to believe she did not take the time to clean up her online info so that she could not be easily found. Lousy advice or deliberate?

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (Zzbjj)

526 I know I don’t have to tell you guys, but that bitch is crazy. And you know what you don’t do with crazy right?

Posted by: keena at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (RiTnx)

527 Kiss my grits!
-Flo

Posted by: Obligatory at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (fs1hN)

528 If you gotta double the volume of something with dairy products just to make it edible, all that says is you like cheese enough to eat cheese mixed with garbage.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (9UlRk)

529 Then what's posole?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (ykeLU)

530 I bet she has an electric broomstick...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at February 22, 2023 12:49 PM (TGPs7)

I'll bet a Hitachi
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM

There's a magic wand joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (vqhPW)

531 Her affect is all "wrong." She giggles like a schoolgirl excited about going to prom, not as the foreman in a grand jury deliberating serious matters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (YIVH2)

And she's 31, with the presentation of a 14yo.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (Zzbjj)

532 496 Real Southerners eat grits without even cooking them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:52 PM (PZCwT)


Just a pinch between lip and gum.
----------------
You digest them by breathing in the fumes.

Posted by: Puddinhead at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (yRved)

533 haha, here is Trump's response to witch on his truth social account

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
12m

"Oops! Georgia's 'Get-Trump' Grand Jury Forewoman Accidentally Confirms The Recommended Charges Are Bunk"

https://tinyurl.com/yh4m2csc

he links the federalist

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (vIDx/)

534 524 I saw a clip of that show on some YT video. The girl can't act for shit, and is... not a world-beating beauty. What qualifies this person to be on TV? It's bizarre.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (oINRc)

=========

Her appearance on Game of Thrones where she was forceful and snappy as a young girl. She seems to be part of the HBO machine now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, mired in filth and awfulness with Ralph Bakshi at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (PZCwT)

535 529 Then what's posole?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (ykeLU)

A Mexican soup I like.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

536 >>> 343 I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)

They want to elevate themselves to god-lite with powers.
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (Zzbjj)

This will end well.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (llON8)

537 White gravy is wonderful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)

It's the only kind of gravy we allow here, son. We only want respectable gravy round these here parts.

Posted by: Deep South restaurateur at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (C3uQd)

538 I liked Cream of Wheat when I had it as a kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (TehmT)

539 If you think the GOP is losing then you don't understand who they are.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (nN3Qn)

540 I know I don’t have to tell you guys, but that bitch is crazy. And you know what you don’t do with crazy right?

Posted by: keena at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (RiTnx)

Make it your jury foreperson, as the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (PyOKD)

541 466 What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

Mimi...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimi_Fari%C3%B1a

Posted by: Joan Baez at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (CCSxw)

542 I never enjoyed the texture of grits. Or cream of wheat.
A nice oatmeal is my style, though. Maple syrup and brown sugar, a little milk...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (lEVn+)

543 Grits are made from hominy, which is animal feed level corn soaked in lye or lime water.
Posted by: G'rump928
—

We don’t have to give ALL our secrets away…

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

544 Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 12:56 PM (up/3i)

I've never had it sweet, that's for sure. But your comment confirms my guess from Sunday's Food Thread. CBD wanted to know what to do with some cornbread crumbs he'd made and stored. I said, "sprinkle them on chocolate ice cream, sounds like a dessert you'd see on a hipster bistro menu."

Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (dCxaZ)

545 "She's a witch!" may we burn her?

Posted by: robert kendall at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (PyQ5T)

546 Reminds me of Sam Bankman-Fried's girlfriend

Posted by: Greg at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (1+ahE)

547 >>> I know I don’t have to tell you guys, but that bitch is crazy. And you know what you don’t do with crazy right?

>Take her to the strip club for ladies' night?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Jg7EG)

548 There's a magic wand joke in there somewhere.

Oh, I think we know where.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (ppBhU)

549 533 haha, here is Trump's response to witch on his truth social account

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
12m

"Oops! Georgia's 'Get-Trump' Grand Jury Forewoman Accidentally Confirms The Recommended Charges Are Bunk"

https://tinyurl.com/yh4m2csc

he links the federalist

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (vIDx/)

Of course they're bunk. Jan 6th witch trials are bunk. Questioning election cheating is illegal, but only if you're not a Dem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

550 I liked Cream of Wheat when I had it as a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (TehmT)


Daughter loves it. It's her go to food when she doesn't feel good.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

551 Maybe she went to the Christine Blasey Ford School of Diction.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (fTtFy)

552 Sober, sane, and based.

Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Fmr CIA agent @Mpolymer: "If Trump had actually won the election, think about — Ukraine would be part of Russia, the NATO alliance would be shattered."
"With Biden’s trip to Europe, he is welcomed as not only, frankly, the savior of Ukraine, but also the savior of Europe"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 12:57 PM (FVME7)

He's troweling it on a might thick, eh?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (4I/2K)

553 It almost looks like they set her up and are using as the fall guy witch. Yes, people are this stupid, but she is a perfect puppet because they knew it was a lie to begin with.

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (vIDx/)

554 Dadgummit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

555 Trump's lawyers had ID'd tens of thousands more suspect and illegitimate votes and registrations.
Why wouldn't Trump ask a REPUBLICAN SecState and Governor to do their fvcking jobs and run a secure, legitimate election?
Posted by: kallisto at February 22, 2023 12:47 PM (dCxaZ)

And this is why i don't believe there will be indictments. It might open up a can of worms and air out some facts that they would prefer not get out there.
Posted by: JoeF
==
You are right. that is why it WILL happen. Don't forget, Trump's superpower is that he compels his enemies to say/do the thing that they MUST NOT do/say. Its uncanny.

Posted by: Its a bird, its a plane, no its the golden scalp weasel at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Uc7d7)

556 542 I like my oatmeal with butter and salt, too. I know, I know.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

557 Biden fell forward about halfway up the stairs to the plane as he boarded Air Force One at Warsaw Chopin Airport.
Unlike his viral fall in March 2021, the president was able to regain his balance as he stood back up and continued to the door.

https://bit.ly/3XNLbl6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (FVME7)

558 466 What is Farina made from?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2023 12:51 PM (WUIOX)

Dennis

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (CjHGv)

559 Daughter loves it. It's her go to food when she doesn't feel good.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

How would you know?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (oINRc)

560 Then what's posole?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (ykeLU)
---
Delicious!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (YIVH2)

561 @508

>>So much this.

Case in point, apparently the world has decided that ICE cars will no longer be manufactured by 2035.

When the f**k did that vote happen because I don't remember any vote on that, but apparently it's a done deal.

Same thing with Ukraine, we instigate a confrontation, war breaks out sanctions get put into place, pipelines get blown up, dignitaries go to kiss the ring, money and armor are sent, now everyone is cavalierly talking about nuclear exchanges, there really are no votes on any of this, it's just all happening, it's being pushed by largely unseen actors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (up/3i)

562 536 >>> 343 I have noticed a lot of activity around wiccans and witch like topics and products lately. Seems to be trending up. People are desperately looking for a spiritual outlet but refuse to look where anyone preaches being good.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 12:35 PM (Xgnxf)

They want to elevate themselves to god-lite with powers.
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 12:38 PM (Zzbjj)

This will end well.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (llON

Remember that when Dems were surveyed, they had a higher view of Satanism than Conserative Mormonism, and Wiccan was just alright, oh yeah.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

563 Sounds like our Austin /Travis county grand juries.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (FmA36)

564 553 It almost looks like they set her up and are using as the fall guy witch. Yes, people are this stupid, but she is a perfect puppet because they knew it was a lie to begin with.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (vIDx/)

She really is. And the fact that any basic search gives you all her information, might mean they want a confrontation.

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (Zzbjj)

565 It's the only kind of gravy we allow here, son. We only want respectable gravy round these here parts.
Posted by: Deep South restaurateur at February 22, 2023 12:59 PM (C3uQd)

I dunno, I will allow certain applications of giblet gravy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (zZu0s)

566 Maybe she went to the Christine Blasey Ford School of Diction.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (fTtFy)

She has a second front door for her cats

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (CjHGv)

567 540 I know I don’t have to tell you guys, but that bitch is crazy. And you know what you don’t do with crazy right?

Posted by: keena at February 22, 2023 12:58 PM (RiTnx)

Make it your jury foreperson, as the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (PyOKD)

read that as jury foreskin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

568 "Which Please!"

Sorry to break it to you Yankee, this coven organized this Grand Jury just to mask the spell that's going to bring down Orange Man Bad.

Quazimodo's Transmogrification of Thought Rational.

Posted by: Georgia Witch's Coven at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (2waQ7)

569 "There goes our savior!!!"

*kerthwump*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (9UlRk)

570 She's probably barren.

Posted by: Dr. T (Google It!) at February 22, 2023 12:05 PM (rcsB3)

--------

If not, she likely ate her children's hearts as a sacrifice to her Dark Lord.

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (wBdB2)

571 The witchcraft explains how she got to be foreman.

Oh sorry, that is very gender-specific. I should say, 'how xhe got to be foreman'.

Posted by: Candidus at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (NM5MW)

572 "I never enjoyed the texture of grits. Or cream of wheat.
A nice oatmeal is my style, though. Maple syrup and brown sugar, a little milk..."


This is a grit thread.

good day.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (t4fCu)

573 543 Grits are made from hominy, which is animal feed level corn soaked in lye or lime water.
Posted by: G'rump928
—

We don’t have to give ALL our secrets away…

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

The lime brings out some of the nutrition from the corn. Why it's used in making tortillas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

574 So what did they make the workhouse gruel from in Oliver Twist?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (TehmT)

575 Cream of Whet was my "just getting over" something food when I was a little kid. Mom would put a dollop of strawberry preserves in it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (lz5hY)

576 New non grit thread.

Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (t4fCu)

577
Remember that when Dems were surveyed, they had a higher view of Satanism than Conserative Mormonism, and Wiccan was just alright, oh yeah.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

I can't get over my astonishment at how organized religions seem to have deliberately fallen prey to the occultists

Posted by: CN at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Zzbjj)

578 "Which Please!"

Sorry to break it to you Yankee, this coven organized this Grand Jury just to mask the spell that's going to bring down Orange Man Bad.

Quazimodo's Transmogrification of Thought Rational.
Posted by: Georgia Witch's Coven at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (2waQ7)
---
I did have the thought that the entire grand jury might be a coven...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (YIVH2)

579 I like my oatmeal with butter and salt, too. I know, I know.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Dad used to eat it that way.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (Angsy)

580 545 "She's a witch!" may we burn her?

Posted by: robert kendall at February 22, 2023 01:00 PM (PyQ5T)

Only if you're not a newt anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

581 575 Cream of Whet was my "just getting over" something food when I was a little kid. Mom would put a dollop of strawberry preserves in it.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 01:04 PM (lz5hY)

Butter. Mmmmmm. Butter. Sugar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 22, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

582 And usually grand jury members are volunteers, so she volunteered for this specifically to get Trump.

Posted by: PJ at February 22, 2023 01:05 PM (G1dq6)

583 Pozole is wonderful Mexican soup with hominy, chilies and pork or chicken. Top with some avocado and it’s amazing.

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 01:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

584 If that is representative of a grand jury, I'm opening a new business...Jail Breaks Inc.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (anj39)

585 Wicca, please!

Posted by: That's his name, Timmy Wicca at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (C3uQd)

586 Witches burn at night... mostly.

Posted by: Newt at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (TeCfW)

587 Actually, there is a "investigating grand jury", which has now finished.
Then there is the "grand jury", which actually indicts.

Posted by: Al Gore's bank account at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

588 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

589 Well, looks like I may get the boot. They asked if I could relocate so I could come into the office. At $20 an hour, there's no way I'm going back there. I think I will file for unemployment if they do, since I was working for them when I moved.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (6lj/r)

590 I'll get you yet, Mr. President, and your little Dog too!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (oHd/0)

591 Witches burn at night... mostly.
Posted by: Newt at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (TeCfW)


Only maneaters come out at night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

592 569 "There goes our savior!!!"

*kerthwump*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (9UlRk)

Here comes my baby...here he comes now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtU-VBKA2NQ

Posted by: Dr Jill at February 22, 2023 01:07 PM (CCSxw)

593 OH, shit... now I know where Witchipoo retired to!

Posted by: HR Puffinstuff at February 22, 2023 01:07 PM (oHd/0)

594 read that as jury foreskin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

--------

Slang for "sequestered jury?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Transgenderism is the Tip of the Transhumanism Spear at February 22, 2023 01:07 PM (wBdB2)

595 A witch on a witch hunt.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at February 22, 2023 01:07 PM (boWuw)

596 What is the horde giving up for Lent?

--------

Optimism.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 22, 2023 01:07 PM (BdMk6)

597 You digest them by breathing in the fumes.
Posted by: Puddinhead
---------

Truer than you might imagine if you've never been in a mill where corn being is ground, though 'inhaling' might be the better descriptor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 01:08 PM (g75ie)

598 Is she a court reporter?
https://archive.ph/ukzlK
==
Would explain why she would be elected the forewitch. The normal people would assume she was familiar with legal procedure etc etc.

Posted by: Which is of course ludicrous at February 22, 2023 01:10 PM (OCMmV)

599 Sorry to break it to you Yankee, this coven organized this Grand Jury just to mask the spell that's going to bring down Orange Man Bad.

Quazimodo's Transmogrification of Thought Rational.
Posted by: Georgia Witch's Coven at February 22, 2023 01:03 PM (2waQ7)
---
I did have the thought that the entire grand jury might be a coven...
----
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Georgia Guidestones (somewhat fractured) at February 22, 2023 01:13 PM (XxO4y)

600 Just give her the ruby slippers and she'll leave us alone.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

601 'gone gone'? You did a Whoopie there did you did you?
Posted by: Ciampino - a real Charlie at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (qfLjt)

movie reference

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 22, 2023 01:15 PM (K+b1s)

602 445
Grits scream for cheese. They are nothing without cheese.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Qtn: What do you call a bunch of yeast-infected Karens?

Ans: A cheese and whine party.

Posted by: Ciampino - and not Blue Cheese either at February 22, 2023 01:15 PM (qfLjt)

603 Qtn: What do you call a bunch of yeast-infected Karens?

Ans: A cheese and whine party.
===
Alternate correct answer accepted for full value:
The View.

Posted by: Esteemed Panel of Judges at February 22, 2023 01:16 PM (wFOSp)

604 504 Is this the grits thread?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at February 22, 2023 12:54 PM (Xrfse)
---

truly, thought it was a movie thread

Posted by: John Wayne at February 22, 2023 01:18 PM (us2H3)

605 how do they glue those grits on sand paper ?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 22, 2023 01:19 PM (us2H3)

606 She's a Waffle House 2.5

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2023 01:27 PM (FhXTo)

607 Here's the take of another person who saw the Pinterest graphics:

+++++++++++++
"That’s not witchcraft, that’s New Age piddling. It’s a mish-mash of different philosophies packaged and sold for feminists who think ‘mother goddesses’ are all sweetness and light."

"It’s just kitschy shit you can pick up at Half-Price Books. Not impressed."
+++++++++++++

Ok, maybe not evil, but definitely loony tunes.



Posted by: Nonamus at February 22, 2023 01:32 PM (2lLpr)

608 How about getting the video footage taken outside the Murrah building right before it was bombed.

The FBI has it. Never been released.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 22, 2023 01:50 PM (QRdjz)

609 Don't mock her...she turned me into a newt.



I got better.

Posted by: Ronno at February 22, 2023 02:01 PM (5lhLf)

610 CNN: Defense Attorneys Will Have 'Field Day' With Fulton Grand Jury Forewoman's Interviews

That damned NYTimes is screwing up justice in the name of clickbait

Posted by: SMOD at February 22, 2023 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

611 What a truly repulsive woman.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 22, 2023 02:06 PM (Is5+x)

612 .....'foretard'....heh heh

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Posted by: James Lacross at February 22, 2023 02:42 PM (vfbR6)

614
"The rest of the jurors looked at each other and themselves and thought this specimen was the best among them?"

She either campaigned for the job, or she drew the short straw.

I've sat on a trial jury twice, and once was the foreman. I let everyone go around saying "not it" once, hoping someone wanted the job. Then I bit the bullet and took the job because I didn't want to sit around for 30 minutes saying "not it".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 22, 2023 02:59 PM (1hM1d)

615 The "We believe in science [sexually]" crowd sure does like playing with spiritual forces that they think they can control, don't they? This hook-nosed chick needs to repent and find Jesus with a quickness.

Because they delight in killing unborn babies, mutilating the genitalia of the mentally ill, and fvkcing kids, these people are evil. Minions of Satan for certain.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 22, 2023 03:31 PM (pJWtt)

616 I've seen beavers that didn't have yellow teeth like that loon . Must be the water in Georgia.

Posted by: Bob at February 22, 2023 05:21 PM (vHUcF)

617 she reminds me of a gal in my neighborhood that bit her husbands tongue off in the tavern.
and finally some screamin' jay. although i recommend "the dance of the mau mau's"

Posted by: cmeat at February 22, 2023 05:41 PM (cyZhK)

618 "Witch hunt-Witch trial" headed by an actual witch.
Someone asked..."isn't the GJ Foreperson elected?"
Yes they are, and in her first interview she stated that in their 1st meeting many of the people didn't even want to be there, and that she immediately volunteered to be Foreperson, before people had even introduced themselves, because she is a "Law Geek", she was "temporarily between jobs" as a self employed legal transcriptionist.
She also stated that while there were 26 people total, jurors and alternates, only 12-20 showed up on a regular basis. Some days they barely made a quorum, one day they had to dismiss because they didn't make quorum.

Posted by: birddog at February 22, 2023 06:37 PM (uAI4S)

619 She also said that jury members brought in the NewsPapers every morning, read the various media coverage about themselves, watched and discussed the media coverage about themselves on TV. So they were immersed in the speculation by the media about what they were supposed to actually be investigating.

Posted by: birddog at February 22, 2023 07:36 PM (uAI4S)

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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
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