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Human Sugar Glider Cafe

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Pavillion de la Reine hotel, Paris
butnomatter.theroadislife on Instagram

But the dogs want to go this way!

Dancing with your mini-horse.

Cool roller coaster.

Sweden's most advanced, most powerful warship of the 17th century... was sunk to the bottom of the sea by the second stiff breeze she encountered. She was too top-heavy. But she was recovered and you can now look on her in all her enormous, stupid glory. Note you can scroll through multiple pictures of the dumb boat and see the cretinvessel from various angles.

AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century.

Supposedly this video shows an experiment in which a guy is conditioned to "feel" with a fake hand what he's feeling with his real hand, so that eventually, the experimenter can apply stimulus to the completely-fake hand and yet his brain "feels" it, because it expects to feel it.

ICYMI: Fresh!

How to feed a baby.

Dogs are really wonderful. (Even if there's a very high chance this whole clip is staged AF.)

Drone footage of splooging lava.

Dad's going to have to give this kid "The Talk."

Escape Plan: Dog Days.



Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 I am Sponge!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (4I/2K)

2 st again today

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:41 PM (Vwz3I)

3 Oh no! Out counted by Monet!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:42 PM (Vwz3I)

4 Sweden invented the modern fire extinquisher

Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)

5 Top 10 baby!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 22, 2023 07:44 PM (gryET)

6 Wing suit people are just, I dunno... wild.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 22, 2023 07:45 PM (jTmQV)

7 Time for a couple, up earlier tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:46 PM (xhxe8)

8 I jumped out of airplanes when I was in the army.
No more.
And a shitty way to go to war.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 07:46 PM (anj39)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Fascinating @fasc1nate · 3h
This oak door belonging to Westminster Abbey is the oldest door in Great Britain. It has been standing for over 950 years, dating back to the reign of Edward the Confessor in the 1050s. The door was made from a single oak tree.

https://tinyurl.com/5dudptyj

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:49 PM (Vwz3I)

11 Where have all the honey badgers gone?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:50 PM (bZR5x)

12 Sweden makes good fish. I was always partial to the red ones. I think that’s all you can get now. What?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 22, 2023 07:50 PM (u73oe)

13 Sweden invented the modern fire extinquisher
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)


I thought that was done by four youths, one hispanic, one black, one tranny and that Asian kid (who did the math). In Detroit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 07:50 PM (anj39)

14 >>>AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century.

Looks like the "AI" binge-watched the entire Stargate franchise.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (gv7Yb)

15 Drone footage of splooging lava.


OOOH!!!!

Oh....you said lava......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

16 The door was made from a single oak tree.
Posted by: andycanuck

Midget oak trees!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (A2Um1)

17 > Sweden invented the modern fire extinquisher

Captain George Manby, a Brit, is usually credited with the invention of the first modern fire extinguisher.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (eyxn4)

18 Said before from kid to maybe 10 years ago I really wanted to try skydiving once, solo. Oh well.

And probably because this daily thread had a YouTube video I had to watch, some evil person tied a puppy to a bridge ( didn't look like here in US) but was taken and cleaned up so hopefully has a home.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

19 Where have all the honey badgers gone?
Posted by: Ben Had

Enjoying the rain down in Africa?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 07:52 PM (A2Um1)

20 How do those Human Sugar Gliders land?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2023 07:52 PM (R/m4+)

21 Where have all the honey badgers gone?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 07:50 PM (bZR5x)



Didn't Van Halen remake that song?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno · 15h
Driver slows down to watch as magpie helps scared hedgehog cross the road
https://tinyurl.com/3ys5nsxa

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:52 PM (Vwz3I)

23 In the 17th century, Sweden, good ol' neutral peace loving Sweden, was a villain of Europe, giving a lot of people the old number 6. The Stockholm School of Naval Architecture kinda dropped the ball.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:52 PM (lz5hY)

24 Good news everyone!
Per CNN:
"Top Republican on the Senate Armed Services Committee tell Jake Tapper: "The President has the authority for 10X more weaponry than promised this week.""

Domestically, we may be in a never-ending nightmare, but Raytheon is livin' its best life baby!

Posted by: DaisyB at February 22, 2023 07:53 PM (AbL8c)

25 The wing suits look about as close as you can get to being a bird, bet lots fly into stuff just like birds.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

26 I have naughty thoughts about 1997 era Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Posted by: Edward the Confessor at February 22, 2023 07:54 PM (eyxn4)

27 And said before I been to Sweden, would be a sight to see that ship in person.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

28 >>>When a random person touches me…

OK, that's the woodchuck version. Now do it with a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (gv7Yb)

29 I think Joe Biden is an asshole.

Posted by: Edward the Confessor at February 22, 2023 07:55 PM (eyxn4)

30

she was recovered and you can now look on her in all her enormous, stupid glory. Note you can scroll through multiple pictures of the dumb boat and see the cretinvessel from various angles.


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This speaks to me. Definitely a model for future DOD development.

Posted by: Sec Def Lloyd Austin III at February 22, 2023 07:56 PM (qOuMB)

31 I never leave a penny.

Posted by: Edward the Confessor at February 22, 2023 07:56 PM (eyxn4)

32 One thing that sucks about the aging process is seeing things you used to do but can't because of infirmities. Then you see things you never did and would like to try, but you can't. Then you see the human sugar gliders and say "no fuckin' way I'd ever try that".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 22, 2023 07:57 PM (lz5hY)

33 It's good to be la Reine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)

34 That little baby is going to grow up with serious trust issues.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 07:58 PM (2Aq98)

35 Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 07:58 PM (Xlnez)

36 Fiver year old gentleman suitor wins the thread.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (PyOKD)

37 You want rabies? Cause that's how you get rabies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (mZ3xv)

38 Mongol cooking -- with egg!

https://tinyurl.com/5n7cth3y

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

39 The brownies failed.
The high altitude directions were in such tiny print, I missed them.

MOTHER F-

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (geLO8)

40 You can skydive in Dubai? And with no burkha?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (guGkK)

41 The door was made from a single oak tree.
Posted by: andycanuck

Midget oak trees!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (A2Um1)

Wonder what became of the door to which Martin Luther nailed up his 95 theses? 31st of October, 1517, Castle Church, Wittenberg, Germany.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (4I/2K)

42 26 I have naughty thoughts about 1997 era Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Posted by: Edward the Confessor at February 22, 2023 07:54 PM (eyxn4)

And?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (mZ3xv)

43 How to feed a baby

***

The parents are politicians, aren't they?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 08:01 PM (Xlnez)

44 Wonder what became of the door to which Martin Luther nailed up his 95 theses? 31st of October, 1517, Castle Church, Wittenberg, Germany.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (4I/2K)



They replaced it with an iron door and a strict NO POSTING policy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 08:01 PM (guGkK)

45 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)

46 Post No Bills!

Or Thesis..

Thesises?

Theeses?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (mZ3xv)

47 Sweden invented the modern fire extinquisher
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)


Another invention stolen from the black Africans by them Greek homos!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (guGkK)

48 Well better turn this off
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (xhxe8)

49 That little baby is going to grow up with serious trust issues.
Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 07:58 PM (2Aq9



Yeah. The damage parents do to their children in the name of internet fame......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Coincidentally enough, I was in a hobby-shop with a friend two weeks ago and there was a Vasa model-kit for sale. I asked the proprietor if there was a refund for the Vasa kit if it sank.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

51 Human sugar gliders are some crazy reckless fools. they do look like they're having fun though.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 08:04 PM (W+kMI)

52 Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg
Posted by: vmom

That might just be watchable.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 08:04 PM (A2Um1)

53 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (Xrfse)

54 39 maybe they are delicious chocolate cookies!

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

55 Night Skip.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (A2Um1)

56 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)



Word.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Coincidentally enough, I was in a hobby-shop with a friend two weeks ago and there was a Vasa model-kit for sale. I asked the proprietor if there was a refund for the Vasa kit if it sank.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (Vwz3I)

Should be one if it *doesn't* sink.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:06 PM (eoQWY)

58 >>>35 Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg

I have a feeling I know what movie you're linking. I have it in draft for a "Is This Something?"

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 08:06 PM (C1Zwz)

59 yes it was the movie I thought it was. I have it for a "Is this something?" so no one watch it now

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)

60 MOTHER F-

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 07:59 PM (geLO

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Still getting used to cooking at 6,000 feet after living pretty much at sea level my whole 29 years.
I've adapted an old bread recipe pretty well, but i can't figure out why pasta takes a good 20 - 25 minutes just to reach al dente though.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (2Aq98)

61 Valentine Day Kid -

Looks like her Dad will marry him if the daughter don't work out.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (eoQWY)

62 52 Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg
Posted by: vmom

That might just be watchable.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 08:04 PM (A2Um1)

Seeing Nazis get blown up seems like good fun!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (mZ3xv)

63 >maybe they are delicious chocolate cookies!

Posted by: Piper

I am 5582' above sea level. Some things bake properly, some don't. I am convinced you cannot make pecan pie in my zipcode. Scientifically impossible. Every attempt has ended in failure.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (geLO8)

64
That might just be watchable.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 08:04 PM (A2Um1)



The Finish John Wick. The body count will be high. VERY high.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

65 That might just be watchable.
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Cocaine Bear I'm guessing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)

66 I have it in draft for a "Is This Something?"

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 08:06 PM (C1Zwz)

Hah!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (Xlnez)

67 I swear I thought it was Tom Hanks at first.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)

68 Every pioneer in wing suits is dead, something to think about while watching those cool videos.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:10 PM (up/3i)

69 Should be one if it *doesn't* sink.
--------------
Open the box and it's just two broken masts.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:11 PM (Vwz3I)

70 Seeing Nazis get blown up seems like good fun!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (mZ3xv)


Any movie with a knife right through a Nazi's skull is worth a look, I always say.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 08:11 PM (guGkK)

71 Hell no to the wing suits, but that coaster looks like a blast.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at February 22, 2023 08:11 PM (V66kM)

72 I've adapted an old bread recipe pretty well, but i can't figure out why pasta takes a good 20 - 25 minutes just to reach al dente though.
Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (2Aq9

at altitude, boiling is at a lower temperature, so instead of cooking at 212 degrees F it is actually at 180 or something

Maybe try using a pressure cooker for it?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:11 PM (eoQWY)

73 35 Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg
========
Definitely want to see that move.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 08:12 PM (W+kMI)

74 I like dragonfliies!

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 08:12 PM (dulJn)

75 The only movie I'm interested in seeing is Oppenheimer.

Hopefully Christopher Nolan can restrain Ludwig Goransson and his soundtrack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:14 PM (up/3i)

76 "AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century."

Silly experiment. England has been around for a thousand years, yet 21st century buildings, clothing, weapons and uniforms aren't inspired by the fashions and architecture of the 10th century. Same for China, India, France and any other country which has existed for a millennia or longer.

Posted by: Jeff Powell at February 22, 2023 08:14 PM (tHz3j)

77 59 yes it was the movie I thought it was. I have it for a "Is this something?" so no one watch it now

Posted by: ace at February 22, 2023 08:07 PM (C1Zwz)

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Trailer looks great - I'll watch it.

I just watched The Gray Man because it was recommended. It was not all that good. Pretty bad, actually.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:15 PM (O4RLI)

78 I've adapted an old bread recipe pretty well, but i can't figure out why pasta takes a good 20 - 25 minutes just to reach al dente though.
Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (2Aq9

I googled pasta in pressure cooker, there is a page on using an Insta Pot / Pressure Cooker and they say it takes half the time, more or less.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:15 PM (eoQWY)

79 "The only movie I'm interested in seeing is Oppenheimer."

Yes!

Posted by: DaisyB at February 22, 2023 08:16 PM (AbL8c)

80 Story book "the Diggingest Dog" is real. My kindergarten aged self is elated and pleased as punch.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 08:16 PM (W+kMI)

81 "AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century."

Silly experiment. England has been around for a thousand years, yet 21st century buildings, clothing, weapons and uniforms aren't inspired by the fashions and architecture of the 10th century. Same for China, India, France and any other country which has existed for a millennia or longer.
Posted by: Jeff Powell at February 22, 2023 08:14 PM (tHz3j)

I noticed that the Egyptian influence didn't extend to the cars and trucks on the street for some reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:16 PM (eoQWY)

82 I'm watching some guy make a pretzel-crusted butterscotch banana cream tart. I would try a piece.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 22, 2023 08:17 PM (eGTCV)

83 Thank you Oldcat. I'd heard water boils at a lower temp but didn't know how stark the difference was. Seems crazy to bust out a pressure cooker for pasta, but that might be in store.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:17 PM (jV6CE)

84
Ace, check out this movie trailer!

https://youtu.be/q4uaTmxb9xg
========


I thought maybe he dug up a UFO at first...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

85 "AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century."

We wauz kangz!

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 08:18 PM (dulJn)

86 One thing that sucks about the aging process is seeing things you used to do but can't because of infirmities. Then you see things you never did and would like to try, but you can't. Then you see the human sugar gliders and say "no fuckin' way I'd ever try that".
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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The guys doing running leaps from building to building and etc.

Even in my prime, I would not consider it. Darwin, and all that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 08:19 PM (g59Yt)

87 SISU

cute dog too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 22, 2023 08:19 PM (C+hp5)

88 Posted by: Piper

I am 5582' above sea level. Some things bake properly, some don't. I am convinced you cannot make pecan pie in my zipcode. Scientifically impossible. Every attempt has ended in failure.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (geLO

https://butterandair.com/high-altitude-pecan-pie/

claims to work at up to 9000 feet.

It does discuss the sciency reasons for issues....

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:19 PM (eoQWY)

89 Mutha-f#ckin Finn on da mo-fo plane!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:20 PM (Vwz3I)

90 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

Cops say he's the same one that killed the murder victim prior.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 08:20 PM (XF9Gj)

91 People of East Palestine turned out to welcome elected President Trump waving a "TRUMP WON" banner. Gives one an idea why the junta has been dragging its feet on rendering assistance, right?
https://slaynews.com/news/east-palestine

Posted by: exdem13 at February 22, 2023 08:21 PM (W+kMI)

92 "AI imaging software guesses what it would look like if the Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century."
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AI seems to have a predilection for graven images.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 08:21 PM (g59Yt)

93 The Grey Man.

Where Ryan Gosling plays the same character as in Driver, where he played the same character as in Blue Valentine, where he played the same character as in Blade Runner.

Dude makes Ben Affleck look animated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)

94 90 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

Cops say he's the same one that killed the murder victim prior.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 08:20 PM (XF9Gj

Called it

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:22 PM (mZ3xv)

95 Then you see the human sugar gliders and say "no fuckin' way I'd ever try that".
Posted by: bill in arkansas


The fatality rate for those people is enormous (1 death per 500 jumps. Not jumpers, jumps.) Just say no, unless you're into manipulating the gene pool by removing yourself from it.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 08:22 PM (eOEVl)

96 Thanks OC, I'll try it sometime

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:23 PM (geLO8)

97 My golden dug a cave under a downed cedar tree. It was big enough for me to crawl in and turn around.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2023 08:24 PM (6lj/r)

98 Then you see the human sugar gliders and say "no fuckin' way I'd ever try that".
Posted by: bill in arkansas

The fatality rate for those people is enormous (1 death per 500 jumps. Not jumpers, jumps.) Just say no, unless you're into manipulating the gene pool by removing yourself from it.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 08:22 PM (eOEVl)

I saw one where a pack of them sailed down a mountain and across a valley and even more than dying, the thought of mucking up and landing safely partway through then having to walk some hellish distance to a road with possibly no trail left me cold.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:24 PM (eoQWY)

99 I'm too damned tired to fix a real dinner. Looks like a salami sammich, and salad night. May splurge with some potato chips.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (q0Hle)

100 Those merciless Swedes kept their boots on our necks until 1905.

Posted by: Harald fra Norge at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (wrJpE)

101 Tucker doing a piece on that nutjob foreman of the Grand Jury

she's a Wiccan

Posted by: Adam Cryzinger at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (Modkf)

102 Dude makes Ben Affleck look animated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:21 PM (mZ3xv)

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Hah!

Yeah... it just wasn't good.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (jV6CE)

103 101 Tucker doing a piece on that nutjob foreman of the Grand Jury

she's a Wiccan
Posted by: Adam Cryzinger at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (Modkf)

You could knock me over with a leaf

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:26 PM (mZ3xv)

104 94 90 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

I've been calling it the "Aspiring Rapper Wars".

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 08:26 PM (o1jpz)

105 I'm too damned tired to fix a real dinner. Looks like a salami sammich, and salad night. May splurge with some potato chips.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (q0Hle)

Yum.

When I feel sick I still prefer Campbells Veg Beef or Chicken Soup, and a PBJ sammich on toast for dunking over almost anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:26 PM (eoQWY)

106 94 90 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

I've been calling it the "Aspiring Rapper Wars".
Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 08:26 PM (o1jpz)

I thought the right order was to do the rapping, become famous, THEN shoot each other up.

Does nobody respect tradition?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:27 PM (eoQWY)

107 This is a rant that requires no response. A fucking 10 year old kid got been me and a.horse I was chastising. I It told the kid the next thing I was going to slap the shit out of was her

.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM (bZR5x)

108 67 I swear I thought it was Tom Hanks at first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM (Xlnez)

109 I'm on week three of my super low carb diet. Down ten pounds!

But I am seriously jonsing for some cookies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)

110 They were just starting to build out that palm-shaped development in Dubai last time I was there.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (OTzUX)

111 Roller coaster at same location -
https://youtu.be/Xvi5dUpgLSI

Posted by: Ciampino -- scooting along at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (qfLjt)

112 @99

>>I'm too damned tired to fix a real dinner. Looks like a salami sammich, and salad night. May splurge with some potato chips.

It's always a good idea to have some cans of tuna and a couple of those microwave rice pouches on hand.

I'll nuke the rice and while that's happening, I'll whip up some spicy tuna, dump the rice in a bowl, top it with the tuna and add some spinach.

Decent meal in less than 5 minutes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (up/3i)

113 This is a rant that requires no response. A fucking 10 year old kid got been me and a.horse I was chastising. I It told the kid the next thing I was going to slap the shit out of was her

.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM (bZR5x)

That's teaching both a bit of respect.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (eoQWY)

114
Like a proper leg infantryman, I aspire to have the number of my aircraft takeoffs equal my aircraft landings.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2023 08:30 PM (pi2uC)

115 It's always a good idea to have some cans of tuna and a couple of those microwave rice pouches on hand.

I'll nuke the rice and while that's happening, I'll whip up some spicy tuna, dump the rice in a bowl, top it with the tuna and add some spinach.

Decent meal in less than 5 minutes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (up/3i)

Tuna is good as a reserve if you finish the cat food too soon before you can get more from the store.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:30 PM (eoQWY)

116 So they are getting rid of those working remotely, due to their new hybrid work policy. It requires that you come into the office three days a week and can work from home two, if approved. My manager, who hasn't been there long since the fired the other guy around Christmas, actually asked me if I would consider relocating back to the area. Hourly pay to relocate to an area with a higher cost of living and no guarantee of how long they would keep me on? No f'ing way. My co-worker in TX got the same email. I think we may be kept on through March.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2023 08:30 PM (6lj/r)

117 Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec
Trump just stopped at the local McDonalds in East Palestine to buy lunch for all the Firefighters and First Responders

https://tinyurl.com/4ca9rd7p

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:32 PM (Vwz3I)

118 Norway voted to have a Parliament and monarchy, so we had to import a King and Royal Family from Denmark. It has worked out fine.

Posted by: Harald og Astrid fra Norge at February 22, 2023 08:32 PM (wrJpE)

119 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

I've been calling it the "Aspiring Rapper Wars".
Posted by: Reforger


"Planning To Attend Community College Next Semester Wars"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2023 08:32 PM (pi2uC)

120 93:Where Ryan Gosling plays the same character as in Driver


I liked 'Drive' quite a bit but yes, Gosling has limited range. You can work with that though. See: Keanu Reeves.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2023 08:33 PM (HTCOy)

121 Egyptian civilization had persisted into the twenty-second century.

The responses and racial hate on Figen to this post is sad and amusing...

Posted by: Flyover at February 22, 2023 08:33 PM (Rbu5d)

122 I wouldn't mind a monarchy. Maybe the King would start beheading politicians.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

123 I'm feeling enormous stress in my life, which has me off my feed, which has my pants want to slip off my butt. I suppose that's a good thing.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 08:34 PM (eGTCV)

124 They caught that shitheel that did a drive-by at a murder site in Orlando.

I've been calling it the "Aspiring Rapper Wars".
-------------------
Is that this?? Because there's been a second shooting. [no video]

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Multiple people shot in Pine Hills, Florida at scene of a shooting that happened earlier in the day. Victims reportedly involved journalists working on the story about the previous shooting.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)

125 Roller coaster at same location -
https://youtu.be/Xvi5dUpgLSI

Posted by: Ciampino -- scooting along at February 22, 2023 08:29 PM (qfLjt)
----
another
https://youtu.be/waDFJhHTZ54

Posted by: Ciampino --- scooting along at February 22, 2023 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

126
I wouldn't mind a monarchy. Maybe the King would start beheading politicians.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



King Cur the Ill-Tempered, first of his name, is a benevolent despot. Totes benevolent.

Totes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2023 08:35 PM (pi2uC)

127 103 101 Tucker doing a piece on that nutjob foreman of the Grand Jury

she's a Wiccan
Posted by: Adam Cryzinger at February 22, 2023 08:25 PM (Modkf)

You could knock me over with a leaf
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Stunning and Brave.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2023 08:35 PM (HTCOy)

128 123 I'm feeling enormous stress in my life, which has me off my feed, which has my pants want to slip off my butt. I suppose that's a good thing.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 08:34 PM (eGTCV

Stress sucks but it's self-inflicted. Breathe. None of us make it out alive.

Try working out. Even doing twenty pushups will alleviate stress.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:36 PM (mZ3xv)

129 So they are getting rid of those working remotely, due to their new hybrid work policy. It requires that you come into the office three days a week and can work from home two, if approved. My manager, who hasn't been there long since the fired the other guy around Christmas, actually asked me if I would consider relocating back to the area. Hourly pay to relocate to an area with a higher cost of living and no guarantee of how long they would keep me on? No f'ing way. My co-worker in TX got the same email. I think we may be kept on through March.

My employer's been making "Return to the Office" noises lately as well. Hmmm... drive 160 miles a day and lose three hours in the process or stay at home and make more money working for someone else?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 22, 2023 08:36 PM (Bd6X8)

130 @120

>>I liked 'Drive' quite a bit but yes, Gosling has limited range. You can work with that though. See: Keanu Reeves.

Yeah, but Gosling is, in the final analysis, an uninteresting, forgettable actor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)

131 I'd stay in that hotel in Paris.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

132 This is a rant that requires no response. A fucking 10 year old kid got been me and a.horse I was chastising. I It told the kid the next thing I was going to slap the shit out of was her

.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM (bZR5x)


Howdy Ben Had! That's a bold move from the young 'un. Can't imagine she'll do that to you again!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 08:36 PM (65o39)

133 Norway voted to have a Parliament and monarchy, so we had to import a King and Royal Family from Denmark. It has worked out fine.
Posted by: Harald og Astrid fra Norge at February 22, 2023 08:32 PM (wrJpE)

Sweden borrowed their Royal Fam from one of Napoleon's Generals, Bernadotte.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:38 PM (eoQWY)

134 I liked 'Drive' quite a bit but yes, Gosling has limited range.
---------------
An EV performance??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I)

135 The guy that just went back to work (was out for a couple of months with a kid in the hospital) lives in the town I used to live in. Which means an hour and a half commute each way. It's all freeway and I did it for awhile. Gas is over a buck a gallon more there and he's in an hourly position. Don't know what he will do. If I were younger, I would have been looking for a job a month ago. I think I may just retire and plant a garden.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 22, 2023 08:38 PM (6lj/r)

136 ||A cave in southern France has revealed evidence of the first use of bows and arrows in Europe by modern humans some 54,000 years ago, far earlier than previously known.

The research, published on Wednesday in the journal Science Advances, pushes back the age of archery in Europe by more than 40,000 years.

The use of the bow-and-arrow in Africa has been documented to date back some 70,000 years.

But the oldest previous evidence of archery in Europe was the discovery of bows and arrows in peat bogs of Northern Europe, notably Stellmoor in Germany, dating back 10,000 to 12,000 years.

The new research comes from the Mandrin rock shelter overlooking the middle valley of the Rhone River in southern France.

The Grotte Mandrin site, which was first excavated in 1990, includes layer upon layer of archaeological remains dating back over 80,000 years.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:39 PM (Vwz3I)

137 134 I liked 'Drive' quite a bit but yes, Gosling has limited range.
---------------
An EV performance??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:38 PM (Vwz3I

No spark.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

138 I wouldn't mind a monarchy. Maybe the King would start beheading politicians.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

Monarchs usually got points for wanting the country to remain intact for the next generation. They might have failed to do so, but the intent was there.

Our gotterdamerung elites don't have any stake in the future at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

139 GTP -- Grand Theft Potato:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NEW 🚨 Man taken into custody after Memphis Police say he ate two bags of chips that someone else had stolen from a convenience store, KRON4 reports.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:41 PM (Vwz3I)

140 Norway voted to have a Parliament and monarchy, so we had to import a King and Royal Family from Denmark. It has worked out fine.
Posted by: Harald og Astrid fra Norge at February 22, 2023 08:32 PM (wrJpE)

One of the Balkan nations - Bulgaria? Borrowed a relative of the German Kaiser in the early 1900s to be king.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 22, 2023 08:42 PM (eoQWY)

141 if we are doing random rants. Dad is searching for the 'buckle' for his walker. The he attached to get up? WTAF? These dementia episodes drive me nuts.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2023 08:42 PM (3cGpq)

142 I'd like to be a benevolent dictator. I'd benevolent the shit out of some folks.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 08:43 PM (iayUP)

143 Evenin’, All. Been gone from the blog since early afternoon. What have I missed?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:44 PM (ffbyg)

144 A Naval Historian, Drahinifel, has several videos on the Tube of Yous about Vasa.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2023 08:44 PM (0kjWS)

145 Hi Doof, beings that I was keeping this horse from jerking on her dad,the farrier,little Missy found out her mouth just overloaded her ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:45 PM (bZR5x)

146 If I could be a dictator for a couple years with a false identity and then go back to my life I might be tempted.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2023 08:46 PM (3cGpq)

147 Random rant: the hi-altitude directions on the brownie box were in a typeface 1/16th of an inch high

WT everlovin' F

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:46 PM (geLO8)

148 143 Evenin’, All. Been gone from the blog since early afternoon. What have I missed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:44 PM (ffbyg

None of us know where the clitoris is or if it even exists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:47 PM (mZ3xv)

149 141 if we are doing random rants. Dad is searching for the 'buckle' for his walker. The he attached to get up? WTAF? These dementia episodes drive me nuts.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2023 08:42 PM (3cGpq)

I long for those interaction with my dad.
I really miss taking care of him.

Enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: Reforger at February 22, 2023 08:49 PM (o1jpz)

150 @148

>>None of us know where the clitoris is or if it even exists.

And let's not even get started on the so-called, "G-Spot."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 22, 2023 08:49 PM (up/3i)

151 124 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING: Multiple people shot in Pine Hills, Florida at scene of a shooting that happened earlier in the day. Victims reportedly involved journalists working on the story about the previous shooting.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:34 PM (Vwz3I)


It's known as "Crime Hills" to the locals. The story sounds about right.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 22, 2023 08:49 PM (DTX3h)

152 "Evenin’, All. Been gone from the blog since early afternoon. What have I missed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "

The plural of clitoris is clitorises.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 08:49 PM (iayUP)

153 143 Evenin’, All. Been gone from the blog since early afternoon. What have I missed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:44 PM (ffbyg

None of us know where the clitoris is or if it even exists.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:47 PM (mZ3xv)

It's been a mystery since time immemorial.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 08:49 PM (4I/2K)

154 Well DB, next time you know to look online for generic high altitude adjustments for box mix brownies or cakes. We are low enough here ~30 miles east of Denver that I've never needed to do anything.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2023 08:50 PM (3cGpq)

155 And let's not even get started on the so-called, "G-Spot."

Don't name your WiFi hot spot "G". Then everyone will think they can find it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 22, 2023 08:50 PM (Bd6X8)

156 I've done 2 civilian static line jumps and 5 military static line jumps, and I'm never, ever doing another one. Gently descending from the sky under a properly-deployed canopy is one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had, but there's no guarantees, and exiting a properly-function airplane at at least 1,200 feet above the ground (3,000 feet civilian) is one of the most terrifying things I've ever done.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2023 08:50 PM (KAi1n)

157 Like a proper leg infantryman, I aspire to have the number of my aircraft takeoffs equal my aircraft landings.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 22, 2023 08:30 PM (pi2uC

That's the general policy in the Air Force, too.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2023 08:51 PM (0kjWS)

158 "or if it even exists."

I thought we had determined it definitely didn't exist. Women and their mind games!

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 08:51 PM (dulJn)

159 Former CIA agent hails 'Reaganesque' Biden: 'The Savior of Europe'

MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos praised President Biden's overseas his trip this week, hailing him as "the savior" of Ukraine and the whole of Europe.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO8)

160 The plural of clitoris is clitorises.

Why would you need to discuss them in the plural anyway? I mean, one should be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 22, 2023 08:52 PM (nfrXX)

161 Hi Doof, beings that I was keeping this horse from jerking on her dad,the farrier,little Missy found out her mouth just overloaded her ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:45 PM (bZR5x)


I've heard that said as "don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash!"

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 08:52 PM (65o39)

162 Do y'all have neighbors that name their WiFi freaky stuff?

I've got Little Shop of Whores, Hogwarts and BoobyBungalow living near me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:53 PM (mZ3xv)

163 I mean, one should be enough for anybody.

Let's not be hasty, sailor.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 22, 2023 08:53 PM (Xrfse)

164 If Obama can be bothe Roosevelts and Lincoln, why can't Biden be Reagan? Now we know why all the Nevertrumps love him so much. They've been pretending to love Reagan for forty years.

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 08:53 PM (dulJn)

165 Thanks Reforger. I don't mind the general care and I want to keep him home, away from our evil state health dept etc but when dad gets notions that he has to fix something that aint broke or find something that doesn't exist, that is hard for me.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 22, 2023 08:54 PM (3cGpq)

166 Evenin’, All. Been gone from the blog since early afternoon. What have I missed?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:44 PM (ffbyg


Same. I think we missed the daily Daddario.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 08:54 PM (anj39)

167 >Do y'all have neighbors that name their WiFi freaky stuff?

yes


mine is called 'unknown'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:55 PM (geLO8)

168 Didn’t they just discover that snakes have multiple clitorises, or something like that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:55 PM (hTf8I)

169 ||Wreck of 17th-Century Danish Warship Found in the Baltic Sea
The “Delmenhorst” sank during a 1644 naval battle between Denmark and a joint Swedish-Dutch fleet

Marine archaeologists have located the wreck of a Danish warship defeated at sea approximately 376 years ago, reports the German Press Agency (DPA).

Per a statement from the Viking Ship Museum in Roskilde, the Delmenhorst sank during the Battle of Fehmarn, an October 1644 maritime clash between Christian IV’s Danish forces and a joint Swedish-Dutch fleet.

Researchers using multibeam sonar spotted the Delmenhorst’s remains while surveying the Fehmarn Belt, a strait in the western part of the Baltic Sea, ahead of construction of a planned underwater tunnel connecting northern Germany to the Danish island of Lolland. The wreck had come to rest just 500 feet from Lolland’s southern shore, at a depth of some 11.5 feet.|| Sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 08:55 PM (Vwz3I)

170 Dang Ben Had, that was a cheeky little booger. I hope you chastised her parents as well for not teaching her manners!

Posted by: Moki at February 22, 2023 08:55 PM (JrN/x)

171 And let's not even get started on the so-called, "G-Spot."
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I'd be happy to get started on the G-spot. Been awhile since I had carnal companionship.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 22, 2023 08:55 PM (KAi1n)

172 Hey, Diogenes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (hTf8I)

173 How long til Biden saves the world?

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (geLO8)

174 More serious than the entirety of the GOPe:

@AGAndrewBailey
·
55m
We are giving Kim Gardner until noon tomorrow to resign. If she refuses, she will face immediate removal proceedings in the form of a writ of quo warranto brought by our office.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (XF9Gj)

175 My friends, I'm on a 2-day trip conducting physical security inspections on some military facilities, and happily buzzed in my hotel room, weathering a nasty winter storm.

As a bourbon fan, I noticed pre-mixed Bulleit Boubon Old Fashioned at a local convenience store. Never had an old fashioned, so figured I'd give it a shot. Pretty disappointed...think I'd prefer quality bourbon neat in the future.

Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (H1UUO)

176 Do y'all have neighbors that name their WiFi freaky stuff?

I've got Little Shop of Whores, Hogwarts and BoobyBungalow living near me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:53 PM (mZ3xv)

FBI Surveillance Van
Sheriff's Office Task Force

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 08:57 PM (4I/2K)

177 "How long til Biden saves the world?"

After he unified the country and saved our economy, that thought terrifies me.

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 08:57 PM (dulJn)

178 I'd benevolent the shit out of some folks.
Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 08:43 PM (iayUP)

Heh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 08:57 PM (Xlnez)

179 MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos

He should change his name to Plasticopoulos.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 22, 2023 08:57 PM (eOEVl)

180 Bulgaroctonus,
S'up!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 08:57 PM (anj39)

181 Dogs are wonderful ... the dog's master is an asshole. What? She couldn't have moved the branch?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 22, 2023 08:58 PM (S7une)

182 Is Gardner a Soros flunky?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:58 PM (mZ3xv)

183 I saw Splooging Lave open for Earth, Wind and Fire at Merriweather Post Pavilion in '76.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 22, 2023 08:58 PM (Q4IgG)

184 everything is horseshit and spin and lies

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:59 PM (geLO8)

185 So, ancient Egyptian civilization basically turns into Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 22, 2023 08:59 PM (S7une)

186 Moki, The message got through with no further commentary Howard youand your family,dear?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 09:00 PM (bZR5x)

187 Germans took down Rome. You think they can't do the same to Egypt?

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:00 PM (dulJn)

188
MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos


Does he have one eye right in the middle of his head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2023 09:01 PM (63Dwl)

189 187 Germans took down Rome. You think they can't do the same to Egypt?
Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:00 PM (dulJn)A

They couldn't conquer Africa

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 09:02 PM (mZ3xv)

190 As a bourbon fan, I noticed pre-mixed Bulleit Boubon Old Fashioned at a local convenience store. Never had an old fashioned, so figured I'd give it a shot. Pretty disappointed...think I'd prefer quality bourbon neat in the future.
Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (H1UUO)


One of the reasons that in all my TDYs I stuck to beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 09:02 PM (anj39)

191 Diogenes, not much.

Sad to hear the bad earthquake news out of Turkey. Still love that country, even with Erdogan in charge of it:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:03 PM (hTf8I)

192 A fucking 10 year old kid got been me and a.horse I was chastising. I It told the kid the next thing I was going to slap the shit out of was her
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2023 08:28 PM


You can slap the shit out of me, but don't take me to your kitchen table. I'll be good, I promise!

Posted by: a.horse at February 22, 2023 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)

193 "They couldn't conquer Africa"

They didn't want to be seen as racist.

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:03 PM (dulJn)

194 Tim Pool put me some f'n knowledge: Trump Water is a thing. IDNKT. If I got a case, I'd put it up on eBay. Can't buy it online as far as I can tell.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 09:04 PM (MvF+J)

195 Germans took down Rome. You think they can't do the same to Egypt?
Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:00 PM (dulJn)

Their faces will melt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 09:06 PM (4I/2K)

196 But I heard it reigns down in Africa??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 22, 2023 09:07 PM (Vwz3I)

197 Sad to hear the bad earthquake news out of Turkey. Still love that country, even with Erdogan in charge of it:
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:03 PM (hTf8I)

Ditto.
I enjoyed my time there as well. Met some great people. Donating to Samaritan's Purse and their relief efforts.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 09:08 PM (anj39)

198 "Their faces will melt."

Not if they don't look in the boxie thingie. God said not to. Did they listen? Noooo!

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:08 PM (dulJn)

199 "Germans took down Rome. You think they can't do the same to Egypt?"

Too bad they executed Rommel.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 09:09 PM (MvF+J)

200 "MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos

Does he have one eye right in the middle of his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

That would be odd ta see.

Posted by: fd at February 22, 2023 09:09 PM (iayUP)

201 No one ever conquered Finland. Finnish people are crazy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 09:10 PM (mZ3xv)

202 198 "Their faces will melt."

Not if they don't look in the boxie thingie. God said not to. Did they listen? Noooo!
Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:08 PM (dulJn)

That's so odd. I just watch Raiders this evening.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM (mZ3xv)

203 When I think of what the swedes are good at, like all right thinking people, I picture a chef.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM (8AONa)

204 "Sad to hear the bad earthquake news out of Turkey."

45,000 dead is stunning.

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM (dulJn)

205 "Marc Polymeropoulos"

Marc Monomeropoulos is his pre-transition deadname. His gender is now Poly.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM (MvF+J)

206 203 When I think of what the swedes are good at, like all right thinking people, I picture a chef.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Well th no eyes that can't talk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 22, 2023 09:12 PM (Xlnez)

207 MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos


Another scum-sucking sycophant seeking relevance.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 09:12 PM (anj39)

208 When I think of what the swedes are good at, like all right thinking people, I picture a chef.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM


You must be new here.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team & Lutefisk at February 22, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

209 159 Former CIA agent hails 'Reaganesque' Biden: 'The Savior of Europe'

MSNBC national security analyst Marc Polymeropoulos praised President Biden's overseas his trip this week, hailing him as "the savior" of Ukraine and the whole of Europe.
Posted by: DB



Living and working in Babylon DC is like living inside the Jonestown Compound. These people are all over the place.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2023 09:13 PM (xSnmX)

210 I'd like to use clitorati in a sentence but I'm bereft of creativity.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 09:14 PM (eGTCV)

211 When I think of what the swedes are good at, like all right thinking people, I picture a chef.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM

You must be new here.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team & Lutefisk at February 22, 2023 09:13 PM (a3Q+t)

Please to help me with my rucksack?

Posted by: Inge at February 22, 2023 09:14 PM (4I/2K)

212 "what the swedes are good at"

Dull plays.

Posted by: gp On The Wagon, Off His Trolley at February 22, 2023 09:15 PM (MvF+J)

213 No one ever conquered Finland. Finnish people are crazy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February

It's the lack of consonants.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

214 176
Mine is Fly for a WiFi

Posted by: Piper at February 22, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

215 16 The door was made from a single oak tree.
Posted by: andycanuck

Midget oak trees!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 07:51 PM (A2Um1)
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It didn't say 'the whole oak tree', so probably other things were also made.

Posted by: Ciampino - no Vespas were harmed in the making of the door at February 22, 2023 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

216 Admittedly, I have the sense of humor of a stunted twelve year old boy, but I can't stop laughing at this. The Pavarotti bit is priceless:

https://tinyurl.com/sramjyjd

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 09:16 PM (9GHO8)

217 Tolkien used Finnish as the basis of Quenya.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

218 Biden can't even save his own fucking underwear.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2023 09:17 PM (VwHCD)

219 Avenge me boys. Avenge! Me!

Posted by: Biden's Underwear at February 22, 2023 09:18 PM (4I/2K)

220 190 One of the reasons that in all my TDYs I stuck to beer.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2023 09:02 PM

Weirdly, I never really appreciated beer, despite 4+ years in Germany, in fact. Strong booze, no problem. I've made my own mead, apple jack, cherry cordial, etc...but I've always found beer just nasty.

For those that like it, though, it's usually a safe bet.

Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 09:19 PM (H1UUO)

221 You must be new here.
Posted by: Swedish

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Beautiful as they were, they gave me Old Milwaukee hangover flashbacks

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 22, 2023 09:20 PM (8AONa)

222 25 The wing suits look about as close as you can get to being a bird, bet lots fly into stuff just like birds.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe
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It is said of helicopters that there are two types, those that have crashed and those about to crash. Same thing with these wing-suits. I imagine that if they don't quit early, most end up dead.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Vespas were harmed in the making of the door at February 22, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

223 As a bourbon fan, I noticed pre-mixed Bulleit Boubon Old Fashioned at a local convenience store. Never had an old fashioned, so figured I'd give it a shot. Pretty disappointed...think I'd prefer quality bourbon neat in the future.
Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (H1UUO)


Come to the Texas MoMe and let me make you a proper old fashioned. Those pre-made versions are acceptable at best.

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:21 PM (65o39)

224 If Star Wars were made in Ancient Egypt.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y6jNbF2NwXg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 09:22 PM (FVME7)

225 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:24 PM (qpPdw)

226 Six Swedish Girls in the Alps is a fine, scenic movie. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Cinemon at February 22, 2023 09:25 PM (wrJpE)

227 G-spot between front and hindpart.

Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 09:26 PM (MF3yS)

228 25 The wing suits look about as close as you can get to being a bird, bet lots fly into stuff just like birds.

Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe
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Wonder how many have flown too close to a solar panel array or through a windmill farm...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 09:26 PM (BpYfr)

229 It is said of helicopters that there are two types, those that have crashed and those about to crash. Same thing with these wing-suits. I imagine that if they don't quit early, most end up dead.
Posted by: Ciampino

My BIL, West Pointer, Blackhawk pilot for 160th SOAR, retired after his third shoot down/mechanical issue crash.

"I've used up all the spare lives I had."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2023 09:27 PM (qoGsy)

230 Trump's breath stinks so bad that it would melt the polar ice caps.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at February 22, 2023 09:27 PM (qomJE)

231 No one ever conquered Finland. Finnish people are crazy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February

It's the lack of consonants.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 09:15 PM (eGTCV)
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The Finnish/Polish/Welsh battles in ancient times must have been epic!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (BpYfr)

232 Valentine kid is going to have his heart broken when he gets older staying in the friends zone . That's where the too nice guys end up.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (h1KC2)

233 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:24 PM (qpPdw)


{{{Ladyl}}}!!!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (65o39)

234 Hi, Doof. We met briefly at the NoVa MoMe last spring.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (hTf8I)

235 41

Wonder what became of the door to which Martin Luther nailed up his 95 theses? 31st of October, 1517, Castle Church, Wittenberg, Germany.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2023 08:00 PM (4I/2K)
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From my history memory: That was at the Diet of Worms. So maybe the worms were termite larvae!
https://is.gd/18CbAV

Posted by: Ciampino - No doors were broken at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

236 Human sugar gliding will never be on my bucket list.
And I'm ok with that.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 22, 2023 09:29 PM (NpAcC)

237 Ben Had!!! Doof!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:29 PM (qpPdw)

238 Falling feels like flying.

For a little while.


I always remember that lyric from the movie Crazy Heart.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 09:29 PM (h1KC2)

239 Egyptians were Nazis, successful Nazis.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2023 09:30 PM (rPAbp)

240 G-spot between front and hindpart.
Posted by: Eromero at February 22, 2023 09:26 PM (MF3yS)


I think that's the taint

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:30 PM (65o39)

241 *Forrest Gump wave at Ladyl, 496, and Doof*

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:30 PM (aBJcM)

242 46 Post No Bills!

Or Thesis..

Thesises?

Theeses?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 22, 2023 08:03 PM (mZ3xv)
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This is it?

Posted by: Ciampino - This These Those Thems at February 22, 2023 09:31 PM (qfLjt)

243 Hi, Doof. We met briefly at the NoVa MoMe last spring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:28 PM (hTf8I)


Howdy! Hopefully a longer meeting at this year's NoVa MoMe. Will you be there??

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:31 PM (65o39)

244 Berserker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:31 PM (qpPdw)

245 *Forrest Gump wave at Ladyl, 496, and Doof*
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:30 PM (aBJcM)


{{{SiD}}}!!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:31 PM (65o39)

246 Right back at you, SiD. It's really fricking freezing up here!

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 09:32 PM (rZ3S6)

247 That was at the Diet of Worms.

-
Biden's next EO?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 22, 2023 09:33 PM (FVME7)

248 Screaming in Digital!!!

Have you met Miley and Publius yet?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:33 PM (qpPdw)

249 Falling feels like flying.

For a little while.


I always remember that lyric from the movie Crazy Heart.
Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 09:29 PM (h1KC2)


Chris Stapleton - "Parachute"...
"falling feels like flying 'til you hit the ground"

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:33 PM (65o39)

250 Diogenes, we have given through Samaritan’s Purse as well.

God bless the victims, and their families:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:33 PM (hTf8I)

251 Berserker!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:31 PM (qpPdw)


LADY!!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2023 09:34 PM (VwHCD)

252 Right back at you, SiD. It's really fricking freezing up here!
Posted by: 496
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I guess I shouldn't tell you it's supposed to be 80 here tomorrow.

You can gloat this summer!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:34 PM (aBJcM)

253 Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 09:19 PM (H1UUO)

Not a big fan of beer either. If available I mix my beer with cranberry juice. I like it . I first tried it when I saw a Brit friend mixed his beer with orange juice.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 09:34 PM (h1KC2)

254 Not a big fan of beer either. If available I mix my beer with cranberry juice. I like it . I first tried it when I saw a Brit friend mixed his beer with orange juice.

Posted by: polynikes at February 22, 2023 09:34 PM (h1KC2)

They also mix cigarette tobacco with their weed, so...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2023 09:35 PM (VwHCD)

255 243 Doof, I hope so!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:35 PM (hTf8I)

256 I don't think I'm going to fly into Atlanta for work again. If I had just driven, I would have been home at least an hour ago.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 09:37 PM (xv88/)

257 60
Still getting used to cooking at 6,000 feet after living pretty much at sea level my whole 29 years.
I've adapted an old bread recipe pretty well, but i can't figure out why pasta takes a good 20 - 25 minutes just to reach al dente though.

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 08:08 PM (2Aq9
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The starch grains need a minimum temperature to be reached in order to burst. Just like boiling potatoes - at the top of Everest a potato would never cook regardless how much boiling was done. I had to be 29 and retired and cooking before I figured out why some potatoes make good fries and some good baked types - different types of starch grains.

Posted by: Ciampino -- This These Those Thems at February 22, 2023 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

258 If available I mix my beer with cranberry juice.

Revoked. Next?

Posted by: Mancard Revocation Bureau at February 22, 2023 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

259 "G-spot between front and hindpart."

Nice, Eromo. My dog just bit me and I still don't know what the point of this exercise is.

Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:38 PM (dulJn)

260 I got screwed out of the last NoVa MoMe. This year I'm going to make sure there are no house projects. I have the roof and siding to do, but I'm going to make sure its done after. I'm not touching that one, hell no, green wrench all the way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (VwHCD)

261 I had the insulation vacuumed out of my attic last week so the electricians could replace wiring up there. It's -10 now and the insulation wont be back for another week. The good thing is I'm tearing out all the plumbing in a couple weeks so if a water line freezes now I won't mind so much!

Posted by: 496 at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (dUV1Z)

262 Have you met Miley and Publius yet?
Posted by: Ladyl
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Yes!!! Along with another Distinguished Moron! This past weekend. I was just delighted to meet all of them. Thanks so much for getting us connected!

I'm gonna learn how to grow okra from Miley!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (aBJcM)

263 Taint necessarily so.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Sportin Life at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (C+hp5)

264 Ace,

That hotel in the top photo is in the Jooo quarter of Paris

I thought you were one of us!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at February 22, 2023 09:40 PM (XIJ/X)

265 264
I thought you were one of us!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at February 22, 2023 09:40 PM (XIJ/X)

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Gooble gobble.

Posted by: TJM's phone at February 22, 2023 09:41 PM (xv88/)

266 Chris Stapleton - "Parachute"...
"falling feels like flying 'til you hit the ground"
Posted by: Doof
--------------------

Flipped off the front of a horse, the sky was beautiful, weightless, and surprised when I hit the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 22, 2023 09:45 PM (rPAbp)

267 glipfug sniknoop quertgug floog

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 22, 2023 09:45 PM (FBf3u)

268 Doof, I'm plotting and scheming with Sharon to join the MGC next month, probably the 19th, if all goes well. Also have the NoVaMoMe on my calendar!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:46 PM (aBJcM)

269 What, there’s content on this blog?

I want a refund.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:48 PM (hTf8I)

270 Just got back from dinner with the north 'bama field artillery association.
Had the Bn Cdr from the mlrs divarty and two 155 btry cdrs from the infantry div that took bagdad as speakers.

Good time.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 22, 2023 09:49 PM (3CCua)

271 Environmental scientists heading to Ohio just killed in a plane crash?!

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 09:50 PM (RovqD)

272 One of the two 155 btry cdes had found a no shit Singer 1911 in a cache of weapons he had to turn in. He says he still crys about having a witness when he found it.

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 22, 2023 09:50 PM (3CCua)

273 .."Sad to hear the bad earthquake news out of Turkey."

45,000 dead is stunning. Posted by: squid at February 22, 2023 09:11 PM (dulJn)


Notice what's NOT showing up much in any of those pics of collapsed Turkish buildings? Even the ones ten stories tall?

Steel beams, girders, columns. Not even very much rebar, but damn near no heavy, structural steel in the builds.

Anyone else noticing this?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2023 09:52 PM (e6UQI)

274 Anyone else noticing this?

Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2023 09:52 PM (e6UQI)

What's your point?

Posted by: Turkish building inspector at February 22, 2023 09:54 PM (XIJ/X)

275 Come to the Texas MoMe and let me make you a proper old fashioned. Those pre-made versions are acceptable at best.
Posted by: Doof

There was a bottle of old fashion at the last Txmome and I was not impressed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 09:54 PM (QSLiO)

276
I'm gonna learn how to grow okra from Miley!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (aBJcM)


SID--I'm just so darned glad you all got together!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2023 09:55 PM (qpPdw)

277 Lucky Charms cereal with Bushmills Irish whiskey is apparently tasty-the breakfast of champions.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 22, 2023 09:55 PM (eGTCV)

278 63
I am 5582' above sea level. Some things bake properly, some don't. I am convinced you cannot make pecan pie in my zipcode. Scientifically impossible. Every attempt has ended in failure.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 22, 2023 08:09 PM (geLO
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The train I took to school from Uganda to Nairobi, Kenya (approx 6000'), to-and-fro 6 times a year, had to climb to 9000' at Timboroa Station. The diesel-electrics couldn't make the climb so there was a special coal-fired choo-choo with a modified smokestack that did the job. The area around Timboroa is mainly bamboo so the sparks from the burning coal were not allowed to exit the smokestack. Notice the elevation on the sign here at the station.
https://is.gd/1KmDFs

Posted by: Ciampino - No pressure cooker for baking at February 22, 2023 09:56 PM (qfLjt)

279 I got screwed out of the last NoVa MoMe. This year I'm going to make sure there are no house projects. I have the roof and siding to do, but I'm going to make sure its done after. I'm not touching that one, hell no, green wrench all the way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2023 09:39 PM (VwHCD)


You will be there. I command it!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:56 PM (65o39)

280 271 Environmental scientists heading to Ohio just killed in a plane crash?!
Posted by: Tyler Durden



I'm sure it's nothing.

https://youtu.be/Vpqffgak7To

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2023 09:57 PM (0chEi)

281 think I'd prefer quality bourbon neat in the future.

Posted by: Military Moron at February 22, 2023 08:56 PM (H1UUO)

Pre-mixed cocktails suck ass.

It's like banging a sex doll. (or so Garrett tells me)

Posted by: Turkish building inspector at February 22, 2023 09:58 PM (XIJ/X)

282 Washington State Dept of Corrections has a site explaining: INFOGRAPHIC: Wicca, Druidry, Paganism, Asatru, What Are They?
100-PO047 (R 6/2019) doc dot wa dot gov/doc

Posted by: Lola at February 22, 2023 09:58 PM (Wxlzw)

283 Doof, I'm plotting and scheming with Sharon to join the MGC next month, probably the 19th, if all goes well. Also have the NoVaMoMe on my calendar!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 22, 2023 09:46 PM (aBJcM)


Nice! I'll make the trip down on the 19th for sure if you'll be there! And you most certainly better be at the NoVa MoMe!!!

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 09:58 PM (65o39)

284 It's like banging a sex doll. (or so Garrett tells me)
Posted by: Turkish building inspector

So ace just lays there and sweats?

Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 22, 2023 09:58 PM (3CCua)

285
Living and working in Babylon DC is like living inside the Jonestown Compound. These people are all over the place.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 22, 2023 09:13 PM (xSnmX)

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In the rest of the country we call them retards.

Posted by: ballistic at February 22, 2023 09:59 PM (oXNqT)

286 Nood ONT

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 22, 2023 09:59 PM (hTf8I)

287 So ace just lays there and sweats?
Posted by: BifBewalski's Phone at February 22, 2023 09:58 PM (3CCua)

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It's the astonished look on his face that's so off-putting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 22, 2023 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)

288 There was a bottle of old fashion at the last Txmome and I was not impressed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 22, 2023 09:54 PM (QSLiO)


I'll make you a Doof old fashioned. It comes with a money back guarantee if not satisfied

Posted by: Doof at February 22, 2023 10:00 PM (65o39)

289 Angela Davis' ancestors arrived in America on the Mayflower.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 10:08 PM (RovqD)

290 Angela Davis' ancestors arrived in America on the Mayflower.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 22, 2023 10:08

As did ancestors of my wife. Wonder if they were friends?

On another note, I had a weird experience tonight and wonder if anyone has had something similar. I was lightheaded earlier in the day, but felt better and was trying yo do work emails.

Then all of a sudden the screen was blinding bright, I tried to type, then it took on a purplish tone. Very dizzy and I knew from one previous episode I couldn't walk.

This passed but was very wearing. Anyone had a similar experience? I want to attribute it to low blood pressure. Who knows?







Posted by: Farmer at February 23, 2023 02:03 AM (55Qr6)

291 I'm making $100 an hour working from home. i was greatly surprised at the same time as my neighbour advised me she changed into averaging $100 however I see the way it works now. I experience mass freedom now that I'm my non-public boss.
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com

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