Beaver Fever Cafe

Perast, Kotor, Montenegro
by butnotlife.theroadislife @ instagram

Toxic gooselinity.

A classic scene made better (for garrett).

This cat needs to go back to Cat School.

Neat drawbridge.

Is this a lifehack that is actually useful?

Baby bears having all kinds of fun.

Fun with alligator!

FAQ: Why shouldn't I kick a horse?

All creatures have an implicit understanding of fairness.

For the fans of beaver, from noted naturalist Ze Frank.

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Some cute baby hippos:

Baby hippos learning to swim pic.twitter.com/a8uAJJk46K
— smol animals (@smoIanimals) February 20, 2023

A not-so-cute adult hippo:

Hippos are territorial and scary as hell

pic.twitter.com/LHowwqG2TK
— Kevin W. (@Brink_Thinker) February 13, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

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1 I've got a fevah! And, the only cure, is more beavah!

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:38 PM (wmDcS)

2 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 21, 2023 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

3 Beaver eats wood. Film at 11:00

Posted by: PronHub at February 21, 2023 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

4 Haha, the Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee scene with romantic music...lol

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 21, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

5 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM (wmDcS)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

7 SHIT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Damn brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

9 A classic scene made better (for garrett).

That's hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 07:44 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Hippopotamus is Latin for bad mutha-f***er.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 21, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl)

11 GOOOO Beavers!

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 07:45 PM (iayUP)

12 Hippopotamus is Latin for bad mutha-f***er.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 21, 2023 07:44 PM (eOEVl)
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Shut yo' mouth.

Posted by: Shaft Background Singers at February 21, 2023 07:47 PM (krQz2)

13 Thanks ace for that Golden Eagle video. Amazing.

Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 21, 2023 07:48 PM (M3hSG)

14 Now on Jesse Waters, treasure hunters find lost federal gold from the Civil War. Treasure hunters notify FBI. FBI says it's fed property. Treasure hunters want finders fee. FBI digs. Gold disappears in the middle of the night. Corvette sales boom in Quantico. Bottom line, treasure hunters were pretty dumb calling in the ham and eggers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 21, 2023 07:48 PM (lz5hY)

15 That idiot kicking the horse deserved those broken ribs. Karma, she is a bitch or a horse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 07:48 PM (uNylN)

16 That hippo closed fast on that boat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 07:49 PM (+Wcyp)

17 Horse kicker is gonna have to rub some dirt on his ribs. Cracked ribs hurt like crazy and take forever to heal up.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 21, 2023 07:50 PM (jTmQV)

18 Baby bear! And baby Hippos !

That quite litter - 5 babies. You can tell one of them is a runt.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

19 An idiot? In the White House? Just like that old Gypsy women prophesied?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 07:53 PM (eGTCV)

20 Watching the beaver videos, too funny they want to build yet no one shows them how.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

21 Horse kicker is gonna have to ~~rub some dirt~~ slap hot iron on his ribs.

Posted by: wth at February 21, 2023 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

22 Hippos are territorial and scary as hell
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Looks like you have to put them in your wake as fast as you can.

Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2023 07:53 PM (krQz2)

23 4 Haha, the Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee scene with romantic music...lol
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 21, 2023 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

That's Chuck Norris??!?

Posted by: Flyover at February 21, 2023 07:53 PM (Rbu5d)

24 Are Baby Hippos Good Eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM (R/m4+)

25 I've never considered beaver cute but I'm in the process of changing my mind.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM (eGTCV)

26 >>>Fun with alligator!

Dumbass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM (gv7Yb)

27 Apparently Liam Neeson didn't find his latest appearance on The View enjoyable.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2023 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)

28 I saw Beaver Fever Cafe open for Pussy Riot at the Warsaw Fair in 2001.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 07:58 PM (BRHaw)

29 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?
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Paolo!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 21, 2023 07:58 PM (Vwz3I)

30 I haven't weighed myself recently but all my pants are crazy loose.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (eGTCV)

31 Now try it for a bow tie.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (NnPbb)

32 >>>FAQ: Why shouldn't I kick a horse?

How did I know exactly what I would see before I played the vid?

Just being behind a horse is all the excuse some of them need to teach you that lesson.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (gv7Yb)

33 Can you cure Beaver Fever with a happy ending and cold shower?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (BRHaw)

34 *gawks at Flyover*

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (iayUP)

35 The Eff Bee Eye would be somewhere around the very last people I would call, no below the last person.

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 07:59 PM (xhxe8)

36 Saturday Night Fever >> Beaver Fever

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 08:00 PM (BRHaw)

37 24 Are Baby Hippos Good Eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM (R/m4+)

We call them land fresh water manatee!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 08:01 PM (BRHaw)

38 I have enjoyed a beaver tail or two. But never a bear paw.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

39 That idiot kicking the horse deserved those broken ribs. Karma, she is a bitch or a horse.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 07:48 PM (uNylN)

Wish the horse got him in the face, or busted both knee caps so he could never ride again. Trouble is asshoe guy will continue working with horses thinking they are the problem.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 21, 2023 08:03 PM (iyVGU)

40 "Are Baby Hippos Good Eating?"

Just the right size to stuff into a rhino.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

41 37 24 Are Baby Hippos Good Eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM (R/m4+)

Hippo bacon is awesome.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:03 PM (eGTCV)

42 My HS mascot was a beaver. Yeah.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:03 PM (iayUP)

43 You're gonna luv my nuggets!

Posted by: Buc-ee Beaver at February 21, 2023 08:04 PM (4I/2K)

44 I've never considered beaver cute but I'm in the process of changing my mind.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 07:56 PM

See if you can bring garrett around, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:05 PM (Wnv9h)

45 Off screen, an impressionable kitten has donned a paper bag and is mutiterng "oh the shame. Father, you said you'd teach me to be a mouser"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (8AONa)

46 Beaver seems a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Horse kicker should be a Steve Inman video
Dumbass

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (xhxe8)

48 "You're gonna luv my nuggets!"

I tried a couple of different kinds and they were a disappointment. Not the slightest bit like beaver.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (iayUP)

49 My brother had a small chainsaw that was named the "eager beaver." Said it on the logo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

50 It's perfectly clear out. I can see Jupiter and Venus, even the shadow on the moon. Pretty spectacular!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 21, 2023 08:06 PM (6lj/r)

51 That cat has brought shame upon generations of its ancestors. It should do the honorable thing and take one of its lives.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:07 PM (Wnv9h)

52 >>Fun with alligator!

Yeah, it's all fun and games until, Mr. Would Really Make a Nice Men's Satchel, gets you into it's maw and goes all death rolley on you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 08:08 PM (up/3i)

53 When the FiL leaves, I'm deleting any and all game show networks from my TV........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

54 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM

Given the overlap in periodicity you've specified, you're going to need something bifurcated, like Vulcans have.

Posted by: Spock, son of Sarek at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

55 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

56

Bucky Beaver for Ipana toothpaste

https://youtu.be/q0po-g28uTg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

57 I've watched the tie tie thing and still am stunned....and don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Seeing as Don LeMon is soon to be out at CNN, what this country absolutely needs is...

A Don LeMon/Shepard Smith anchored Talk Show.

It could be called The Silly Bitch News Hour.

It would be glorious.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 08:11 PM (up/3i)

59 Well past bed time
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2023 08:12 PM (xhxe8)

60 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

My HS mascot was an Indian. I was the mascot one year since I didn't play football past my freshman year. They realigned the district and we had one of the toughest in the state. We got destroyed in every sport.

Someone got the great idea to schedule Southlake Carroll for homecoming. We lost something like 63 - 3. It was a shellacking....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

61 It would be glorious.

Posted by: Thomas

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Fabulous. It would be fabulous.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 08:13 PM (8AONa)

62 Seeing as Don LeMon is soon to be out at CNN, what this country absolutely needs is...

A Don LeMon/Shepard Smith anchored Talk Show.

It could be called The Silly Bitch News Hour.

It would be glorious.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 08:11 PM (up/3i)

Queer eye for the fake news guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

63 Someone got the great idea to schedule Southlake Carroll for homecoming. We lost something like 63 - 3. It was a shellacking....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

dragons?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 08:15 PM (BRHaw)

64 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM

The rainforests.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

65 The cat might've been a great mouser, but had never before encountered Ratzilla.

Just an average street rat, at that. A Norwegian Wharf Rat is the same size as that cat, and would be picking it's rodently teeth with the cat's bones as a matter of course.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2023 08:16 PM (e6UQI)

66
dragons?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2023 08:15 PM (BRHaw)

Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

67 I have started my share of horses and never have I had a need to to do something that ridiculous with any of them. Even my ex’s mustang who was the dumbest (and ugliest) horse I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 5 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM (wmDcS

Leap year or regular year?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (mZ3xv)

69 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM

My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

70 I know where there is some beaver right now and could go out and just grab it but don't want to.

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:18 PM (iayUP)

71 Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

How do you even DO that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

72 I know where there is some beaver right now and could go out and just grab it but don't want to.
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:18 PM (iayUP)

You a billionaire?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Obligatory.

https://youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

74 "Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide."

That's terribull!

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:19 PM (iayUP)

75 I got a fever. And the only cure...is more beaver.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:19 PM (qA+XJ)

76 42 My HS mascot was a beaver. Yeah.
Posted by: fd at

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Co Joe be worse, it could have been a gopher.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 08:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 5 If Suzy's beaver consumes 6 inches of wood every half hour, and Betty's beaver devours 8 inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both beavers satisfied all weekend long?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 21, 2023 07:43 PM (wmDcS)
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That's a lot of action for one woody for one weekend!
I don't like the word 'consumed' in this context. Is there an option to use toothless 'beavers'?

Posted by: Ciampino - You can use a rubber dam at February 21, 2023 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

78 How do you even DO that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:18 PM

I don't think they even had a mascot on the field, but I never went to any games. Could have been a cow for all I know. Our insignia was just a cow hide. Yeah...it was weird.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:20 PM (Wnv9h)

79 58 Seeing as Don LeMon is soon to be out at CNN, what this country absolutely needs is...

A Don LeMon/Shepard Smith anchored Talk Show.

It could be called The Silly Bitch News Hour.

It would be glorious.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 21, 2023 08:11 PM (up/3i)

Men on News. A 24/7 snap up!

Posted by: From the days of In Living Color at February 21, 2023 08:20 PM (C3uQd)

80 Hippo bacon is best during underwater berry season.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:21 PM (eGTCV)

81 *Big Brown Beaver has entered the chat*

Posted by: Primus at February 21, 2023 08:21 PM (4I/2K)

82 20 Watching the beaver videos

..

I give up.

Posted by: Phrasing? at February 21, 2023 08:21 PM (lRtT1)

83 Hippo tomahawk chops are also pretty good smoked.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

84 There were a lot of giant, harry, unkempt beavers in Vermont when I lived there.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (qA+XJ)

85 Obligatory.

https://youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:19 PM

Didn't even have to click on that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)

86 No cheating, but which school has Keggy the Keg as its mascot ?

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (V13WU)

87 Yes, hippos are territorial and scary as hell. When I spent a summer in Kenya, we were told to never get between hippos and the water. If they decide to take a dip they won't go around you, they will mow you down.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (tM5h4)

88
Didn't even have to click on that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (Wnv9h)

Sometimes the door is just open.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:23 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide."

That's terribull!
Posted by: fd at

Udderly ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:23 PM (OJQUs)

90 My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Blueberry Township, PA. Cranberry Area High School

"Crush the Berries!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2023 08:23 PM (qoGsy)

91
84 There were a lot of giant, harry, unkempt beavers in Vermont when I lived there.
Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM (qA+XJ)

Did they have big teeth?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:23 PM (mZ3xv)

92 We were the "Greenwave", in highschool, whatever that is.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2023 08:24 PM (AmoqO)

93 Huge teeth. Would not tangle with.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:24 PM (qA+XJ)

94 No cheating, but which school has Keggy the Keg as its mascot ?
Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM

Well, years ago it could have been Beverly High School when the kids took down the v, l, and y from the sign on the building.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (Wnv9h)

95 Beavers! Beavers! Beavers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

96 There was some famous sports headline that went something like "Lady Beavers Pounded By Ducks"

In an earlier, less porny time of popular culture, the first meaning today of beaver was not the same. And"have a gay old time" wasn't always referring to a mandate

Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (3/XaG)

97 There were a lot of giant, harry, unkempt beavers in Vermont when I lived there.
Posted by: squid

Dude - I came of age in late 60's/early 70's.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (qoGsy)

98 Beavers! Beavers! Beavers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

99 "Dude - I came of age in late 60's/early 70's."

Coincidentally Vermont never came of age after thr 60's/70's.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:27 PM (qA+XJ)

100 Nice photo!

Posted by: Theodore at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (pGonq)

101 Hiya sponge! How's the mullet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

102 Been a lurker since forever, is that the original Wickedpinto gracing the comments tonight downstairs? I may have missed his return but it’s amazing to me if it really is him!

Posted by: FortWorthMike at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (wbIlJ)

103 95 Beavers! Beavers! Beavers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

What does a 16 year old say when he walks into a strip club for the first time?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)

104 We were the "Greenwave", in highschool, whatever that is.
Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2023 08:24 PM (AmoqO)

*Tulane has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Hippo snout sandwich with mayo is okay in small amounts.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:29 PM (eGTCV)

106 Hiya sponge! How's the mullet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (U2p+3)

Extremely mullety. Daughter hates it. Especially when I whip my hair around.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

107 What does a 16 year old say when he walks into a strip club for the first time?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

After he gets home - "Hey Mom, how do you get body glitter off of your glasses?"

*Oww!! Oww!! Maaaaa!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2023 08:30 PM (qoGsy)

108 Neville Flynn: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[the terrified lurkers on the AoSHQ blog turn to Neville]

Neville Flynn: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE M*THERF*CKING BEAVERS ON THIS M*THERF*CKING BLOG!

Posted by: Because It Was There at February 21, 2023 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

109
Extremely mullety. Daughter hates it. Especially when I whip my hair around.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Mullet or skullet?

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

110 You know the school fight song "On Wisconsin"? Well, ours was the same song but with the lyrics "Onward Beavers".

Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (iayUP)

111
Mullet or skullet?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:31 PM (eGTCV)

Mullet. I still have most of my hair on the rest of my head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Hippo ribs cold smoked over cherry wood is amazing.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

113 There were a lot of giant, harry, unkempt beavers in Vermont when I lived there.
Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM

Is their habitat statewide, or just the Brattleboro area?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Go Beavers! Destroy those Gamecocks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

115 Just about anything smoked over cherry wood is damn good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)

116 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

You needed to put a dam up at the 20 yard line.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (eoQWY)

117
Mullet. I still have most of my hair on the rest of my head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Aw. Jaromir Jagr light.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (eGTCV)

118 79
Men on News. A 24/7 snap up!

Posted by: From the days of In Living Color at February 21, 2023 08:20 PM (C3uQd)
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Loved that show.

Posted by: Ciampino -- You can use a rubber dam at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (qfLjt)

119 112 Hippo ribs cold smoked over cherry wood is amazing.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (eGTCV

Not for the Hippo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

120 *Tulane has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge

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Green Wave is one answer. The Jeopardy category is "College team names that do not end in the letter s". Good luck.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (8AONa)

121 Go Beavers! Destroy those Gamecocks!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

Easy to do with the spare ass Spencer Rattler as the QB.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

122 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM

My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

ROLL HIDE

Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2023 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

123
ROLL HIDE
Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2023 08:34 PM (eoQWY)

Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Hippo tail soup is pretty good too.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:35 PM (eGTCV)

125 =====

Green Wave is one answer. The Jeopardy category is "College team names that do not end in the letter s". Good luck.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (8AONa)

Tulsa Golden Hurricane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)

126 My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM

But you kept them dogies rollin', right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2023 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

127 Hippo tripe is disgusting.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

128 125 =====

Green Wave is one answer. The Jeopardy category is "College team names that do not end in the letter s". Good luck.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (8AONa)

Tulsa Golden Hurricane.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:36 PM (Zz0t1

Army
Navy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

129 According to Antony Bourdain the other meaning for beaver has been around since the 1700's. Prostitutes used merkins made of beaver fur to hide the fact that they were being treated for crabs. If my memory serves.

Posted by: Javems at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (AmoqO)

130 Yes, hippos are territorial and scary as hell. When I spent a summer in Kenya, we were told to never get between hippos and the water. If they decide to take a dip they won't go around you, they will mow you down.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 21, 2023 08:22 PM

So are baboons. When we pulled liberty in Mombasa Kenya we took the MWR bus to the wild life park at Mount Kilimanjaro. I got some incredible pictures of elephants and all sorts of animals, but Booger Burris somehow pi$$ed of the baboons and when I turned around he was hightailing it for the bus with about a dozen baboons chasing after him.

The park people said they had never seen that happen before.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (uNylN)

131 One could have attended the Little River Academy in Texas and been a proud Fighting Bumblebee.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (xxG/v)

132 Hippo tripe is disgusting.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:36 PM (eGTCV)

How did it come up in life that you were chowing on some hippopotamus?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

133 My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?

Everything's better when you leave high school behind and get to college.

Posted by: UCSC Banana Slugs at February 21, 2023 08:38 PM (Bd6X8)

134
Army
Navy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (mZ3xv)

Uh.....Midshipmen, I'll give ya.

Army Black Knights has an 's' at the end.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

135
And "have a gay old time" wasn't always referring to a mandate
Posted by: azjaeger

Yeah, back in the Stone Age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 08:39 PM (63Dwl)

136 "How did it come up in life that you were chowing on some hippopotamus?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden "

Could have been a Christmas present.

Posted by: Gayla Peevey at February 21, 2023 08:39 PM (iayUP)

137 Eh. I call em Army and navy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

138 I got some incredible pictures of elephants and all sorts of animals, but Booger Burris somehow pi$$ed of the baboons and when I turned around he was hightailing it for the bus with about a dozen baboons chasing after him.

The park people said they had never seen that happen before.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (uNylN)

He musta flung poo back at them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

139 ROLL HIDE
Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2023 08:34 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (Wnv9h)

140 117
Mullet. I still have most of my hair on the rest of my head.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Aw. Jaromir Jagr light.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (eGTCV)
----
Probably most famous and best mullet in the NHL.

Posted by: Ciampino --- You can use a rubber dam at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

141 It's Midshipperson now, btw.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

142 the Stanford Cardinal

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (geLO8)

143 Eh. I call em Army and navy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

Hey. You do you. I'm just a squirrel tryin ta busta nut.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

144 What does a 16 year old say when he walks into a strip club for the first time?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:28 PM (mZ3xv)

********

Married...With Children had an episode where Al took Bud down to the Jiggly Room once Bud turned 18.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (xxG/v)

145 Posted by: UCSC Banana Slugs at February 21, 2023 08:38 PM

My alma mater!

Posted by: Vincent Vega at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)

146 the Stanford Cardinal
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (geLO8

And their mascot is a frigging tree......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Tiger shoulda given that cat a tampon

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (6wojC)

148 How did it come up in life that you were chowing on some hippopotamus?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm just being an idiot.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

149 mud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do_yTSkVQwc

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2023 08:42 PM (SYTee)

150 Probably most famous and best mullet in the NHL.
Posted by: Ciampino --- You can use a rubber dam at February 21, 2023 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

Without doubt.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:42 PM (eGTCV)

151
I'm just being an idiot.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:41 PM (eGTCV)

You were throwing it down and I was picking it up. Who's the bigger idiot?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Crimson Tide
Fighting Irish

Posted by: MkY at February 21, 2023 08:43 PM (cPGH3)

153 116 My HS football team sucked too. I think they lost every game my senior year. What do you expect when your mascot is a fat bucktoothed type of weasel?
Posted by: fd at February 21, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

You needed to put a dam up at the 20 yard line.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 21, 2023 08:33 PM (eoQWY)
----
Very funny, I liked that.

Posted by: Ciampino - You can use a rubber dam too at February 21, 2023 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

154 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they kill a puppy.

Posted by: Gayla Peevey at February 21, 2023 08:43 PM (iayUP)

155 Two 'lazy' Vanderbilt University deans are suspended after they used ChatGPT to write 297-word email to students about deadly mass shooting at Michigan State

Posted by: Tyler Durden at February 21, 2023 08:44 PM (RovqD)

156 When Stanford switched over mascots, didn't Thunder Chicken get some consideration for becoming the new mascot?

Definitely a cooler mascot than the Tree could ever be.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2023 08:44 PM (xxG/v)

157 Fat is flavour so Hippos have to be great.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:44 PM (eGTCV)

158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do_yTSkVQwc
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2023 08:42 PM (SYTee)

It's funny. You hover over the play bar and you can see where every chick in a bikini is by the "Most Viewed" graph.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Go Beavers! Destroy those Gamecocks!
------
Gamecocks Slam Beavers
-Local Newspaper Headline

Posted by: Next Day News at February 21, 2023 08:45 PM (fs1hN)

160 >Crimson Tide
Fighting Irish

Posted by: MkY

two so obvious that they didn't occur to me
I denounce myself

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:45 PM (geLO8)

161 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they kill a puppy.
Posted by: Gayla Peevey at February 21, 2023 08:43 PM

Ohhhhh! What channel???

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Anthony "Big Tony" Fauchi at February 21, 2023 08:46 PM (a3Q+t)

162 "After the trustees agreed to change the athletic moniker (in 1972), the student body held an election to decide on a new name. The name that won was "Robber Barons," however, then president Donald Kennedy said he felt that name was disrespectful to the University's founder, railroad magnate Leland Stanford. Other names that garnered votes in the election included Sequoias and Thunderchickens."

It was true:

https://tinyurl.com/49renz43

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2023 08:46 PM (xxG/v)

163 Off to dinner with #1 son!

Happy Fat Tuesday! Eat too much! Drink too much! Strip naked, run through the street!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (U2p+3)

164 158

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do_yTSkVQwc
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2023 08:42 PM (SYTee)

It's funny. You hover over the play bar and you can see where every chick in a bikini is by the "Most Viewed" graph.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

And the most viewed of the most viewed are the ones in the thongs.

Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (SYTee)

165 163 Off to dinner with #1 son!

Happy Fat Tuesday! Eat too much! Drink too much! Strip naked, run through the street!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (U2p+3

In local news...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (mZ3xv)

166 That's Chuck Norris??!?

Yes, he was world champion at the time. Early in his career.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (CecP5)

167 Jagr and his mullet pulled a lot of poon in the early '90's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:48 PM (y/a4v)

168 Off to dinner with #1 son!

Happy Fat Tuesday! Eat too much! Drink too much! Strip naked, run through the street!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2023 08:47 PM (U2p+3

I would recommend NOT doing that with your son.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

169 A Hippopotamus walks into a bar

The bartender says ' what can I get for you Ms Abrams.

Stacy stares angrily and puffs out her cheeks at the bartender.

The bartender says ' Why the big face? '

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 08:49 PM (9xBUc)

170 Jagr and his mullet pulled a lot of poon in the early '90's.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:48 PM (y/a4v)

He doesn't have the mullet, but I'm betting he's still pulling poon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

171 "Is their habitat statewide, or just the Brattleboro area?"

From what I've seen, it's statewide and bleeding over into New Hampshite and Massachusetts, but I never went north of Springfield. Bernie Sanders is a pretty good rep. of the state.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:51 PM (qA+XJ)

172 A Hippopotamus walks into a bar
The bartender says ' what can I get for you Ms Abrams.
Stacy stares angrily and puffs out her cheeks at the bartender.
The bartender says ' Why the big face? '
Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 08:49 PM

You just made that up, didn't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 21, 2023 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)

173 Speedy the Geoduck - Evergreen State College

A freaking clam that looks like a giant... penis.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 08:51 PM (NpAcC)

174 Jagr is still playing in the Czech league at 51. Dude is in great shape. And still pulling poon, I'm sure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:51 PM (y/a4v)

175 169 A Hippopotamus walks into a bar

The bartender says ' what can I get for you Ms Abrams.

Stacy stares angrily and puffs out her cheeks at the bartender.

The bartender says ' Why the big face? '

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 08:49 PM (9xBUc

That would be my first hippo in a bar joke!

Thank you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:51 PM (mZ3xv)

176 162 "After the trustees agreed to change the athletic moniker (in 1972), the student body held an election to decide on a new name. The name that won was "Robber Barons," however, then president Donald Kennedy said he felt that name was disrespectful to the University's founder, railroad magnate Leland Stanford. Other names that garnered votes in the election included Sequoias and Thunderchickens."

I like the Thunderchickens.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (eGTCV)

177 Hippo walks into a bar.

Trashes the place.

Because that's what hippos do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Someone got the great idea to schedule Southlake Carroll for homecoming. We lost something like 63 - 3. It was a shellacking....

Somebody at your school really didn't like your football coach.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (CecP5)

179 Leopard gets lion to leave its tree… by pooing on it

https://mol.im/a/11776053

Posted by: Ciampino - I told you it'll crap all over you at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

180 I just had some raw milk...first time ever that I'm aware of...am I gonna' die now?

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (AwYPR)

181 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

182 I just had some raw milk...first time ever that I'm aware of...am I gonna' die now?
Posted by: BignJames

Yes. But no sooner than what is already written on the big calendar in the sky.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (qoGsy)

183 "After the trustees agreed to change the athletic moniker (in 1972), the student body held an election to decide on a new name. The name that won was "Robber Barons," however, then president Donald Kennedy said he felt that name was disrespectful to the University's founder, railroad magnate Leland Stanford. Other names that garnered votes in the election included Sequoias and Thunderchickens."

I like the Thunderchickens.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (eGTCV)

Sporty McSportface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

184 Got my AA at a community college with a team named the Slugs. All they had was a cross-country team.

Posted by: MkY at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (cPGH3)

185 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (y/a4v)

186 " just had some raw milk...first time ever that I'm aware of...am I gonna' die now?"

Just in case, we're going to send over a government representative to fine you for purchasing unpasturized milk so we can collect before you expire.

Posted by: Here to help. at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (qA+XJ)

187 I just had some raw milk...first time ever that I'm aware of...am I gonna' die now?
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 08:53 PM (AwYPR)

——————-

Totally fine. Wait, it wasn’t cold, was it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (u73oe)

188 EPA is gonna make Norfolk Southern clean up their mess, it seems.

On top of the lawsuits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (mZ3xv)

189 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

Dude's legs are bigger around than my torso.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

190 185 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)

I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (y/a4v)

He could carry three players on his butt while driving the net.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

191 > I just had some raw milk...first time ever that I'm aware of...am I gonna' die now?

Posted by: BignJames

you didn't know it was raw? How did that get past your eyes?
get it? 'past your eyes'?
sounds like pasteurized?
because they... do that
to milk
(I'll just be over here)

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:56 PM (geLO8)

192 EPA is gonna make Norfolk Southern clean up their mess, it seems.

On top of the lawsuits.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (mZ3xv)

But I thought it was all Trump's fault......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Other names that garnered votes in the election included Sequoias and Thunderchickens."

It was true:

https://tinyurl.com/49renz43

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 21, 2023 08:46 PM

How about Ghost Chickens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkdci55adqk

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (uNylN)

194 Does this ass make my pants look fat?

Posted by: J. Jagr at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (fs1hN)

195 "But I thought it was all Trump's fault......"

Oh, no. That hasn't changed.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (qA+XJ)

196 184 Got my AA at a community college with a team named the Slugs. All they had was a cross-country team.
Posted by: MkY at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (cPGH3)

My Junior College... where I ran track (Pole Vaulter) were the Blue Devils.

Finally got my AA in the Navy, many years later...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

197 194 Does this ass make my pants look fat?
Posted by: J. Jagr at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (fs1hN)

LOL

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (eGTCV)

198 There was some famous sports headline that went something like "Lady Beavers Pounded By Ducks"

In an earlier, less porny time of popular culture, the first meaning today of beaver was not the same. And"have a gay old time" wasn't always referring to a mandate
Posted by: azjaeger at February 21, 2023 08:26 PM (3/XaG)

I think it was Oregon State beating Southern Cal

Beavers Outlast Trojans

Posted by: Beartooth at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (N52dd)

199 Trump did not position Buttgig for success

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (geLO8)

200 How about Ghost Chickens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkdci55adqk
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (uNylN)

The Marty Stuart Show is awesome. RFDTV still runs it on the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

201 EPA is gonna make Norfolk Southern clean up their mess, it seems.

On top of the lawsuits.

Has the DoJ reversed their position that any Norfolk Southern suits should be blocked?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2023 08:59 PM (Bd6X8)

202 181 I googled him. 1800 pictures, but none of his rear. Guess I have to trust you.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 08:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

203 Totally fine. Wait, it wasn’t cold, was it?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (u73oe)

Yeah, good too, especially w/that cookie.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 08:59 PM (AwYPR)

204 seen at 'legal insurrection':

"Chicago: 55 Schools Have Zero Students Proficient in Reading or Math"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 21, 2023 09:00 PM (kFrCu)

205 Trump did not position Buttgig for success
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (geLO8

All jizz and no snizz makes Mayor Butt brain damaged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)

206 When the Wokesters forced the Lamar high Redskins to change their team name the students selected The Lamar Texans. They then selected the "Come and Take It" cannon flag as the historically correct team flag, and much to the Woke's chagrin they charge onto the field behind that flag every game, and wave one next to the team's cannon.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 09:00 PM (CecP5)

207 That's a crocodile.

Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2023 09:00 PM (2subk)

208 I googled him. 1800 pictures, but none of his rear. Guess I have to trust you.
Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 08:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

Not that I'm going to check, but maybe search Jaromir Jager's ass and see what happens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)

209 you didn't know it was raw? How did that get past your eyes?
get it? 'past your eyes'?
sounds like pasteurized?
because they... do that
to milk
(I'll just be over here)

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 08:56 PM (geLO

Way too sophisticated for an evening thread.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:01 PM (AwYPR)

210
Way too sophisticated for an evening thread.
Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:01 PM (AwYPR)

I just threw up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

211 200 How about Ghost Chickens?

Ghost Chickens in the Sky is one of my favourite songs.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 09:02 PM (eGTCV)

212 Years ago, maybe 40, I can't remember, USC played USC at
USC in Columbia S.C. All over town there were posters 'YOUR TROJANS CAN'T HOLD OUR COCKS!

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 09:02 PM (MF3yS)

213 208
Not that I'm going to check, but maybe search Jaromir Jager's ass and see what happens.
Posted by: Sponge
—

based on algorithms and corresponding ads, I am very afraid to do this.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkdci55adqk
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM (uNylN)

The Marty Stuart Show is awesome. RFDTV still runs it on the weekend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Gotta say though, I luv how the BAND is cracking up, yet never misses a beat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:03 PM (oHd/0)

215 Years ago, maybe 40, I can't remember, USC played USC at
USC in Columbia S.C. All over town there were posters 'YOUR TROJANS CAN'T HOLD OUR COCKS!
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 09:02 PM (MF3yS)

Kansas State, I think, had a player named Deuce something....when they were playing TCU in the Big 12 Championship game, someone had a sign in the stands that said something like "Drop a Deuce on TCU!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Jagr had the all time mullet. No redneck ever came close to it.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 09:04 PM (9xBUc)

217 196 184 Got my AA at a community college with a team named the Slugs. All they had was a cross-country team.
Posted by: MkY at February 21, 2023 08:55 PM (cPGH3)

My Junior College... where I ran track (Pole Vaulter) were the Blue Devils.

Finally got my AA in the Navy, many years later...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM
This career path approved by Chief Eromero who has walked that way.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 09:04 PM (MF3yS)

218 EPA is gonna make Norfolk Southern clean up their mess, it seems.
-------
'Clean up toxic waste site' will further increase Norfolk Southern's ESG score.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 21, 2023 09:05 PM (fs1hN)

219 Wickedpinto downstairs. Blast from the past.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Prepping for Lent at February 21, 2023 09:05 PM (UQUAY)

220 Jagr had the all time mullet. No redneck ever came close to it.
Posted by: polynikes

Being one of the greatest players in NHL history helps.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 21, 2023 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

221 After watching Super Mario skate after a chemo treatment, and then watching Jagr bull his way around the ice, I want to believe that Crybaby Crosby was coined by Pens fans who knew the difference between a real hockey player and one protected by the refs

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 09:06 PM (8AONa)

222 The Marty Stuart Show is awesome. RFDTV still runs it on the weekend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 08:58 PM (Zz0t1)

Gotta say though, I luv how the BAND is cracking up, yet never misses a beat.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:03 PM

There is no way they did not practice that song at least 5 times before they went live. They would have been busting a gut laughing rolling around the floor for at least the first few times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2023 09:06 PM (uNylN)

223 "Has the DoJ reversed their position that any Norfolk Southern suits should be blocked?"

Is that a thing? I'm going to guess they're Biden donors and half of Congress is invested in their company?

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 09:06 PM (qA+XJ)

224 Saw Tucker interviewing a couple from East Palestine and he asked if their property values were plummeting. Not plummeting, Tucker, they’ve dropped to zero.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2023 09:07 PM (u73oe)

225 Finally got my AA in the Navy, many years later...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 08:57 PM
This career path approved by Chief Eromero who has walked that way.
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 09:04 PM (MF3yS)

Like an.... Egyptian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:07 PM (oHd/0)

226 I took a shot

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 21, 2023 09:08 PM (geLO8)

227 "Chicago: 55 Schools Have Zero Students Proficient in Reading or Math"

Teachers, as they say, are heroes.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 09:08 PM (qA+XJ)

228 All jizz and no snizz makes Mayor Butt brain damaged.
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That isn't a thing.

Posted by: Kamala at February 21, 2023 09:08 PM (fs1hN)

229 Saw Tucker interviewing a couple from East Palestine and he asked if their property values were plummeting. Not plummeting, Tucker, they’ve dropped to zero.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 21, 2023 09:07 PM (u73oe)

I think they will get asking price from Norfolk Southern.

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 09:09 PM (9xBUc)

230
based on algorithms and corresponding ads, I am very afraid to do this.
Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

You are wise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)

231 181 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)
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Enormous thighs, that's what my late wife commented on. Rob Blake was the big ass and he used to check people backwards, leading with the butt.

Posted by: Ciampino - the butt of all jokes at February 21, 2023 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

232 Fear the Wheat Stalk
Wushock, the Wheat Stalk - Wichita State

https://tinyurl.com/ywkkm6f9

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:10 PM (NpAcC)

233 Holy crap! The wind just ripped thru here, and we went from 45deg to 4deg with flurries. S'posed to hit double negative early morning. Is Florida too crowded yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (Jg7EG)

234 Jagr had the all time mullet. No redneck ever came close to it.
Posted by: polynikes

Being one of the greatest players in NHL history helps.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 21, 2023 09:06 PM (KAi1n)

I don't understand

Posted by: polynikes at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (9xBUc)

235 Damn you!!!!!! you got me on U tube!!!! Music videos...

I'll be there the rest of the night.... now...

Chris Ledoux, Hair Trigger .44

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (oHd/0)

236 All jizz and no snizz makes Mayor Butt brain damaged.
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That isn't a thing.
Posted by: Kamala
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HehHehHehHehHehHehHeh!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamala at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (fs1hN)

237 206 When the Wokesters forced the Lamar high Redskins to change their team name the students selected The Lamar Texans. They then selected the "Come and Take It" cannon flag as the historically correct team flag, and much to the Woke's chagrin they charge onto the field behind that flag every game, and wave one next to the team's cannon.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 21, 2023 09:00 PM
Each year Texas Masons give Lamar Awards to Deserving Educators.

Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (MF3yS)

238 -------
That isn't a thing.
Posted by: Kamala at February 21, 2023 09:08 PM (fs1hN)

You're a female. Jizz works for you. You start down the path of lickalotapus, you'll be brain damaged too.......

Hey, wait a minute......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

239 231 181 FWIW Jagr had a gigantic ass.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 21, 2023 08:54 PM (eGTCV)
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Enormous thighs, that's what my late wife commented on. Rob Blake was the big ass and he used to check people backwards, leading with the butt.
Posted by: Ciampino - the butt of all jokes at February 21, 2023 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

There's a photo of Martin St Louis out there somewhere--massive thighs.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 09:12 PM (eGTCV)

240 13 Thanks ace for that Golden Eagle video. Amazing.
Posted by: Johnny Paycheck at February 21, 2023 07:48 PM (M3hSG)

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It's a cool video, but it's not an eagle. It's a black vulture if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 21, 2023 09:12 PM (uPgE/)

241 Holy crap! The wind just ripped thru here, and we went from 45deg to 4deg with flurries. S'posed to hit double negative early morning. Is Florida too crowded yet?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 09:11 PM (Jg7EG)

65 here...75 tomorrow....and not Fla!

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:14 PM (AwYPR)

242 Chicago: 55 Schools Have Zero Students Proficient in Reading or Math"

Teachers, as they say, are heroes.
Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 09:08 PM (qA+XJ)
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Well, math is racist. It must be eliminated.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:14 PM (NpAcC)

243 Fear the Wheat Stalk
Wushock, the Wheat Stalk - Wichita State

https://tinyurl.com/ywkkm6f9
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:10 PM (NpAcC)

Aren't they The Shockers?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)

244
How about Ghost Chickens?

Atta boy, Luther!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (63Dwl)

245 ********
Well, math is racist. It must be eliminated.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:14 PM (NpAcC)

The State of Illinois was noticing that the kids were increasingly failing the writing portion of the standardized tests and cursive was causing issues.

So they eliminated it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Top beaver is only 1/2 wet. Could go either way?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (3Or4S)

247 The ideal hockey physique is slightly bottom heavy.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

248 "Well, math is racist. It must be eliminated."

A cynical man might reasonably observe that cause and effect are being reversed

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 09:16 PM (qA+XJ)

249 You can't blame the buzzard for trying to upset the applecart.

Treetop Cafe might be a good score, although maybe a bit too fresh.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 09:18 PM (Jg7EG)

250 He saw the chickens riding hard
He saw them in the sky
Ghost chickens in the sky

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 09:19 PM (eGTCV)

251 Aren't they The Shockers?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
****
the Wheat Stalk Shockers. I guess that's why they call him WuShock.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:21 PM (NpAcC)

252 244

How about Ghost Chickens?

Atta boy, Luther!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (63Dwl)
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Ghost Chickens In The Sky
https://is.gd/WZBL7d

Posted by: Ciampino -- the butt of all jokes at February 21, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

253 How about Ghost Chickens?

Atta boy, Luther!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (63Dwl)
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Ghost Chickens In The Sky
https://is.gd/WZBL7d
Posted by: Ciampino -- the butt of all jokes at February 21, 2023 09:21 PM (qfLjt)
****
How about the Ghost Peppers.
That would be Hot.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2023 09:24 PM (NpAcC)

254 The ideal hockey physique is slightly bottom heavy.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

Blacks could overtake the NHL in ten years if they gave a little bit of attention to hockey they give to basketball.

Posted by: JmT at February 21, 2023 09:25 PM (PHI6s)

255 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMB0i5YTOc

Wow.... Just wait in the Truck....

Like Whiskey Lullaby, hard to watch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

256 69...My hometown was one of the biggest leather producing cities in the world. Out HS team is the Tanners. Our mascot appeared to be a large cowhide. You think you had it bad?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 21, 2023 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

Moisturize me!
https://youtu.be/pHR2FvtVv9g

Posted by: Flyover at February 21, 2023 09:25 PM (Rbu5d)

257 Blacks could overtake the NHL in ten years if they gave a little bit of attention to hockey they give to basketball.
Posted by: JmT at February 21, 2023 09

I think you're right

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 21, 2023 09:26 PM (eGTCV)

258 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsMB0i5YTOc

Wow.... Just wait in the Truck....

Like Whiskey Lullaby, hard to watch.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:25 PM (oHd/0)

That woman got a big ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

259
Those of you on the West coast should have a pretty spectacular view of Jupiter, Venus, and the thin crescent Moon right now.

Again, Neptune is fairly close to the Moon as well, and with a telescope, you'd be able to get a good shot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at February 21, 2023 09:29 PM (f1Vqw)

260 OK, to continue the U tube musical journey...

Gretchen Wilson... Redneck Woman... starting to see a theme tonight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

261 OH, and for my High School Crush.... yeah...

Toby Keith...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3umaLe37-LE

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:31 PM (oHd/0)

262 Good evening peeps. What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)

263 Thx for the astrological report, publius!

Don't know if I'll be up for the ONT, so could you please tell Miley that there's "no news re: the break-in"?

Just cleaned up the rest of the mess today and no sign of asshoe(s) returning.

I'mma hire a security guard outfit until I can finish emptying the place.

Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2023 09:33 PM (o0Fxd)

264 Of course there's some spectacular celestial event tonight!

Because clouds are thick here, and it's snowing. Ugh.

Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2023 09:34 PM (o0Fxd)

265 That woman got a big ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Appears a bit droopy, too.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:34 PM (AwYPR)

266 >>>How about the Ghost Peppers.
That would be Hot.

Posted by: redridinghood

>I spiced up my scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce recently and got them in the wrong pipe when I swallowed. Don't do that, -it's very discomforting!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 09:34 PM (Jg7EG)

267
>I spiced up my scrambled eggs with ghost pepper sauce recently and got them in the wrong pipe when I swallowed. Don't do that, -it's very discomforting!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 21, 2023 09:34 PM (Jg7EG)

I made a beef jerky marinade with Dave's Insanity Sauce and was a little heavy handed with it. Even my brother said it was tough to eat. Great flavor, just melted your face off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:36 PM (Zz0t1)

268 254
Blacks could overtake the NHL in ten years if they gave a little bit of attention to hockey they give to basketball.

Posted by: JmT at February 21, 2023 09:25 PM (PHI6s)
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Legs have different type of muscle fiber hence Blacks are good at running. Notice lack of Blacks in winter sports as these require steady, ongoing action rather than explosive action.

Posted by: Ciampino --- the butt of all jokes at February 21, 2023 09:36 PM (qfLjt)

269 Good evening peeps. What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)

Pick a topic...any topic...we're flexible.

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:37 PM (AwYPR)

270 New one.... I don't look naked anymore.... word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

271 What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)

Biden. Ukraine. The Ohio disaster. I don't know.

Posted by: JmT at February 21, 2023 09:37 PM (PHI6s)

272 New one.... I don't look naked anymore.... word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:37 PM (oHd/0)

I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:39 PM (Zz0t1)

273 What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)

baby hippos, and then I left, becasue they wanted to know how they taste on the grill

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 09:39 PM (V13WU)

274 What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)

Biden. Ukraine. The Ohio disaster. I don't know.
Posted by: JmT at February 21, 2023 09:37 PM (PHI6s)

Damn sure not going to mention Prometheus.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 09:39 PM (anj39)

275 262 Good evening peeps. What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)
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Well it started with beavers and moved to thighs and asses. The usual. Only odd thing is that boobies have not got a mention ...... yet.

Posted by: Ciampino - TTA at February 21, 2023 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

276 ...or if they make good bacon...

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 09:40 PM (V13WU)

277 Mmmmmmm......boobies.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 21, 2023 09:40 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Good evening peeps. What are we talking about tonight?

From what I've seen from various posts, running naked through a high school game while Marty Stuart plays in the background.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 21, 2023 09:40 PM (Bd6X8)

279 baby hippos, and then I left, becasue they wanted to know how they taste on the grill

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 09:39 PM (V13WU)

depends on the cut...you know?

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:41 PM (AwYPR)

280 OK, change of pace...

Streets of fire... Tonight is what it means to be young.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eln48BCELk

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:42 PM (oHd/0)

281 262 Good evening peeps. What are we talking about tonight?

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:32 PM (wagHN)
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Mullets if you fish ...... wait, that was NHL stuff.

Posted by: Ciampino - TitsThighsAsses at February 21, 2023 09:43 PM (qfLjt)

282 Only odd thing is that boobies have not got a mention ...... yet.

I'm shocked.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 21, 2023 09:44 PM (wagHN)

283 281 262

Big rears somehow also related to the NHL stuff.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

284
Big rears somehow also related to the NHL stuff.
Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

We like big pucks!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2023 09:46 PM (anj39)

285 Don't know if I'll be up for the ONT, so could you please tell Miley that there's "no news re: the break-in"?

Just cleaned up the rest of the mess today and no sign of asshoe(s) returning.

I'mma hire a security guard outfit until I can finish emptying the place.

Posted by: JQ at February 21, 2023 09:33 PM (o0Fxd)

That's probably a good idea, hiring a security guard in the interim. What a pain. But I'm glad you didn't tangle with the asshoe.

Posted by: Little Miss Mileypants at February 21, 2023 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)

286 Biggus puckus. Or as Joe Biden woulds say, bigski puckski.

Posted by: runner at February 21, 2023 09:47 PM (V13WU)

287 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZhqjpSWdrE

And the same song, with the original group... had never seen this before.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:47 PM (oHd/0)

288 That Martin St. Louis .....
https://is.gd/G3iANb

Posted by: Ciampino -- TitsThighsAsses at February 21, 2023 09:48 PM (qfLjt)

289 Good night all.

And since I accidentally hit the 70s station on SiriusXM earlier today, I'll share because I'm generous.

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long

etc etc

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 09:49 PM (8AONa)

290 I'm not feeling pantsy this evening, so I'll take these off.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 21, 2023 09:50 PM (Mzdiz)

291 Also, Britney Spears is melting down. Over / under on when her much younger husband flees the hot mess he married? Huge prenup prevents him from getting any money from her, so there really isn’t an anchor.

Posted by: Piper at February 21, 2023 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

292 Now try it for a bow tie.
Posted by: Javems
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I use a clip-on.

Posted by: Bill Nye at February 21, 2023 09:52 PM (q0Hle)

293 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2HH7J-Sx80

Lawyers Guns and Money....

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:52 PM (oHd/0)

294 And since I accidentally hit the 70s station on SiriusXM earlier today, I'll share because I'm generous.

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
To last your whole life long
etc etc

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2023 09:49 PM (8AONa)

No 'Muskrat Love'...for the beavers -n- such?

Posted by: BignJames at February 21, 2023 09:52 PM (AwYPR)

295 "I use a clip-on."

Most gentlemen do.

Posted by: squid at February 21, 2023 09:52 PM (qA+XJ)

296 I use a clip-on.
Posted by: Bill Nye
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Me too!

Posted by: Neil DeGrassy Tyson at February 21, 2023 09:53 PM (q0Hle)

297 Needed a change of pace... NSFW

Roxane, Go F Yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_PoTOzrYEk

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 09:55 PM (oHd/0)

298 Wow... did I kill the thread by posting Music????

LOl

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 10:01 PM (oHd/0)

299

Ze ONT, she iss NOOD!!

Posted by: Zettai at February 21, 2023 10:01 PM (UW/qz)

300 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbaKcxTW7A8

Depeche Mode... Somebody... one of two songs I ask prospective lady friends to listen to.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2023 10:03 PM (oHd/0)

301 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing... www.richzone9.com

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