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Is This Something?
Skinamarink -- the name comes, apparently, from a fable I've never heard of -- is an "analog horror movie," meaning that they make the movie look and sound like it was made using analogue equipment from the 1970s. (A title card at the end of the trailer claims the film is from 1972, before correcting itself to admit it's from 2022.)
Apparently analog horror is a new trend in horror movies. People are making mini-movies on YouTube using these techniques. The movie is intended to replicate the feeling you had as a kid waking up in the middle of the night without your parents around to comfort you and feeling that something in the house is wrong. In the movie, two children wake to find their father is absent from the house -- I think their mother is long missing, probably dead -- and that, creepily, all the windows and doors have... disappeared.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 04:39 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 23, 2023 04:39 PM (s0x8E)
But watching someone else's waking nightmare has no appeal to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: That Guy who's always derping at February 23, 2023 04:39 PM (a3Q+t)
sorry, I put up the wrong one. I put up the right one now.
Unless that's also a fake. But I think it's real.
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (ZBPE2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (yQpMk)
We've had Aquaman for decades.
When he wasn't working for us, he was moonlighting for Tom of Finland.
Posted by: DC Comics at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (bW8dp)
++++
But will she be any good as a character, and will the story be decent?
Yeah, probably not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (DRSnL)
Grim milestone, indeed.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2023 04:41 PM (BTgKJ)
That famous Finnish sniper who shot himself a whole bunch of Russians displayed sisu.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:41 PM (eGTCV)
The Power...?
Is that a remake of the 60s movie with the tan guy, George Hamilton...?
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:41 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 23, 2023 04:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 04:42 PM (up/3i)
Her hair looks like she slept in it and combed it with a pitchfork, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:42 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 23, 2023 04:42 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 04:42 PM (xhxe8)
Unless that's also a fake. But I think it's real.
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (C1Zwz)
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I can see why they're worried. Trailers are ads, and are supposed to make you want to see it. All I saw in that trailer is lots of visual noise. Sure, it looks pretty - almost every modern movie looks pretty - but I have no idea what it's about and none of the people they showed in it look interesting.
If this is the best they could come up with the for the *trailer,* the movie is probably truly awful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)
I'll have to mince right out and check it out.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (eGTCV)
Whispers of Dementia @mgEyesOpen · 16h Replying to @ChristinaPushaw
OMG. Vanity Fair did a fashion article on Sam Brinton featuring him in one of the stolen dresses. 😂 😂 😂
https://tinyurl.com/n45v7yun
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (pZYRj)
The real (well, in the real myth, anyway) Amazons were in fact lesbos who killed men out of hand. They'd call a truce once a year or so to have sex with males from neighboring tribes so they could bear children. Male babies were exposed to die (or, in less bloodthirsty versions of the myth, returned to their fathers).
Posted by: DC Comics at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (bW8dp)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJQb0MYVE20
I don't know if I can recommend this. It's... interesting. It threatens to be really good and then... meh.
It's free on YouTube.
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (C1Zwz)
Sounds like a Cormac McCarthy novel.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Achmed, the dead terroist at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (oWBc3)
That's it! The mot juste! Or whatever the equivalent for perfect phrase is.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 04:44 PM (eOEVl)
Is that a remake of the 60s movie with the tan guy, George Hamilton...?
Posted by: ace
teenage girls evolve a super power to shoot electricity out of their hands and take over the world. which in reality would lead to them nuking each other in 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjcgp-FxMxk
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (ZBPE2)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (GffXF)
starve the beast.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (VohFI)
If it weren't for the children in the movie, I might actually have watched it. I like a very narrow band of horror. Kids in danger or little kids as killers are a no go. Body horror is a no go. Torture porn is a no go. Gore is a no go. I like creepy, atmospheric, odd, sometimes jarring, etc.
I liked the trailer.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (eyxn4)
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Posted by: brak at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (j5Tg0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (t0OGg)
Yeah, it's always a bad sign when they can't even find 30-60 seconds from a 2 hour movie that makes it look worth watching.
Posted by: DC Comics at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (bW8dp)
++++
But will she be any good as a character, and will the story be decent?
Yeah, probably not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)
They already did with Valkyrie...so, it would have to be male to be a 1st...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (oWBc3)
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let's talk lesbos.
the fucking dimwits at disney/marvel don't even know what it means to be a lesbo aside from hating men and having a ruth ginsburg poster.
oh wait. that's ALL their females already.
so...anyway, since no female marvel character likes boys (except from 2...3? legacy girlfriends) then they're all secretly being coded gay. Think of Lady-Hawkeye in the Hawkeye TV show. She's a college age girl who LOVES hawkeye, just not enough to hit on him. uh huh. that's how most girls are around their heroes...
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM (pZYRj)
I recall a time I was walking down the street. Two fags were kissing as I passed, which was yucky. Coming towards me the other way was a young woman, probably college age, and she saw them, and the look of disgust on her face was obvious.
Not everyone likes this faggy stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (UQUAY)
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Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (3wNhr)
"excuse me, I'm going to change into some skimpy gym shorts and a tube top while we chill before the next mission, feel free to stitch"
and then hawkeye does his squinting thing and takes off his ring...
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (MLrvz)
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Posted by: MAGA_Ken
5 days ago near McAllen, Texas.
It's aim was way off and too much burned off in the atmosphere if it was going to be effective.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (RmAi2)
Posted by: Some Guy at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (slrRB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (0hOvj)
1. A few years ago they found something that looked like the Loch Ness Monster on high resolution sonar. Turns out it was a movie prop that sank in the 70's
2. Same story on Easter Island. Divers found what they thought was a Moai in like 50 ft of underwater. Movie prop that wasn't disposed of properly.
The nutters still think they were real.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:45 PM (0hOvj)
I had a sudden flash of Abrams directing Blood Meridian.
*shudder*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (h1KC2)
The thought of my kids being alone and scared like that killed me.
I really can't imagine the types of people who make movies about kids in these situations.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)
so it's like mojo or unagi
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (geLO8)
.........
Will they send us some flowers and chocolates at least?
Posted by: wth at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (v0R5T)
That guy turned out to be gay?
Huh. Totally didn't see that coming.
Totally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: hu
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this is the other thing with fucking TVs and movies showing explicit gayboi buttsecks now.
NO ONE CARES. it's awkward, we like boobahs, which is why people put hetero sex scenes in movies. The most watched part of The Terminator was the sex scene, at least in my house as a teenager.
I don't need to see Ron Swanson without his shirt on. Who cares? yes, that's a thing, Gay Ron doing Ghay stuff.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (MLrvz)
Is this like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Somewhere there is a history teacher that isn't going to be happy to hear about the script her student wrote...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (GOUb9)
There is a whole Egyptian city somewhere in Mexico from the Ten Commandments movie.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (h1KC2)
That famous Finnish sniper who shot himself a whole bunch of Russians displayed sisu.
Posted by: N.Lurker
In this trailer it looks like it includes some 'badassmanship'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (RmAi2)
Breaking: Harvey Weinstein was sentenced to 16 years in prison after he was found guilty of three counts of sexual assault and related crimes in Los Angeles
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (lf83v)
whoisnefarious.com
Should be better than the skinamarink and marveLs movies above.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (YwyqV)
That's a fact, jack: They are saving lives out there, mining the depths of comics to find the few remaining not specifically gay characters.
You ever think about that straight-wad, that you're literally killing gay kids by complaining?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (E2vbs)
Brie Larson making out with another womyn in Captain Karen 2: More Karening? No thanks.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Nobody
John Wick
Top gun
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (m78jL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (RmAi2)
No doubt.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (eGTCV)
I don't think they even have enough movie finished to TAKE portions from for the trailer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Some Guy at February 23, 2023 04:46 PM (slrRB)
It certainly is no Sharknado.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 23, 2023 04:49 PM (N52dd)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:48 PM (h1KC2)
And somewhere on the internet are people that are convinced it's proof that the Egyptians colonized North America.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Pretty Obvious they hate their audience at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (PGPOj)
Posted by: Nova Local at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (exHjb)
"Bitch wore the same dress as me!" ZAP!
"Bitch told Heather that Alivia told Jessamyne that I said Heather was a skank." ZAP!
"Bitch went through the drivethrough window where my BF works and ordered food from him." ZAP!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (bW8dp)
Why does Captain Flatass need allies at all since she's all powerful and unstoppable? She's basically Superman without the Kryptonite. Again, just boring because there can never be any suspense.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (nfrXX)
I had to think for a second to remember where there was a sex scene in The Terminator. Which is weird because it's the central point of the story.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (h1KC2)
But watching someone else's waking nightmare has no appeal to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 23, 2023 04:39 PM (t0OGg)
It looks interesting to me. If it's from an earlier genre of horror, it might seem original to many people. Might change the face of horror away from the gratuitous grue that we're seeing now. The imagination can be the best horror inducer.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (BdMk6)
Well all those had some CGI but I know what you mean, they aren't... well 90% of the new Ant Man movie is apparently really brightly colorful CGI. And it doesn't work, from all accounts.
People are kind of tired of this stuff. And honestly nobody really liked it all that much to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:51 PM (0hOvj)
It is likely that Europeans made it to North America before the Vikings, and Polynesians had a trade relationship with the the natives before Pizarro.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (w7CRx)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:43 PM
Dude. Check your wallet. You see that Moron card? You're a Moron. Morons don't mince. They flounce. So flounce on out, but not before you drop and give us twenty!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)
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lol...right?
I'm not just jerking off like a monkey (it was 1987 guys), I'm understanding the core story.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (MLrvz)
And then they are SHOCKED to find that profits are falling faster than their assess chaps at the newest gay bar.
They are too dumb to make the connection between their product being aimed at a specific demographic and the reality that their target audience is a mere sliver of the American public. A MINISCULE sliver of the American public, actually.
Oh, well. Facts are pesky things, and reality is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (SRRAx)
Egyptians? On Oak Island?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (eGTCV)
Weeeell....Lynda Carter's got a bit long in the tooth, but if we can borrow Ace's Time Machine, I'll allow it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Sequin Hulk at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (TeCfW)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (h1KC2)
There are two, well, one may be a post-coital/pre-murder scene.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piper at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 04:50 PM (h1KC2)
Not anymore. Now that younger more "diverse" chick from Terminator: Dark Fate is the savior of humanity.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (MGB5H)
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think of 1994 or whatever when True Lies came out and they had that one scene where he used the harrier to fire on the seven mile bridge.
that was WHOA. just a smooch of the ol' cgi
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (MLrvz)
What we used to call a "Wesson oil party" when I was a yoot. Not that anyone we knew ever actually had one of those, to our knowledge, but we talked about them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (bW8dp)
And then they are SHOCKED to find that profits are falling faster than their assess chaps at the newest gay bar.
They are too dumb to make the connection between their product being aimed at a specific demographic and the reality that their target audience is a mere sliver of the American public. A MINISCULE sliver of the American public, actually.
Oh, well. Facts are pesky things, and reality is a stone cold bitch.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (SRRAx)
I don't think they think the world is gay. In fact, I think they think the exact opposite.
And that's why they're so invested in cramming gay shit in your face (phrasing!) all the time. Revenge on the normies.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Azathoth at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 04:52 PM (a3Q+t)
What could I have been thinking?
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (eGTCV)
That guy turned out to be gay?
Huh. Totally didn't see that coming.
Totally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM
Those guys are fags!
Posted by: Spicoli at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)
How far back is that estimate for Europeans and what is it based on? This direction had been thought to be empty water for quite some time including classical antiquity.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (0hOvj)
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yeah, new rules apply. she can't like guys.
like that chick terminator 3.0 hooked up with didn't even get that terminator dick.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (MLrvz)
The guy that wrote her was in a polygamous relationship with two women and wrote the Amazons as an island full of women that liked tying and spanking each other so...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:54 PM (lc5cP)
they make the movie look and sound like it was made using analogue equipment from the 1970s.
Blair Witch home brew?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (63Dwl)
The thought of my kids being alone and scared like that killed me.
I really can't imagine the types of people who make movies about kids in these situations.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2023 04:47 PM (KbCG3)
I had frequent recurring nightmares like this, and worse - much, much worse - when I was a kid. Don't know that watching that sort of thing on the big screen would agree with me, though I'm intrigued at the same time.
Posted by: Psychoanalysts would have a field day at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:51 PM (lc5cP)
Polynesians had sweet potatoes and a few other things, which came from South America, and were known for competently navigating long ocean voyages.
They may never find archeological proof of it, they tended to not leave much, but it's pretty obvious that they made it to South America.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: ZOD at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (xttsV)
Linda Hamilton was definitely tasty-looking back then.
Now, not so much.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (bW8dp)
And then they are SHOCKED to find that profits are falling faster than their assess chaps at the newest gay bar.
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I'm pretty sure that even gays don't want to see two guys with their shirts off bounce off of each other like they're having gheysecks
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (MLrvz)
_______
Memphis Tennessee, the Sphinx of Memphis. Ya know.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (63Dwl)
Manga, they literally have talent to draw the cookie-cutter icon characters, then another that draws the backgrounds. Its a team effort almost always. Backgrounds are the real test of an artist's skill. Backgrounds, children, and animals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (0hOvj)
And there's some evidence that the South Americans in turn had chickens, which originally come from Southeast Asia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (bW8dp)
The subject of this post is uninteresting.
Posted by: ZOD at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (Q/6pY)
Linda Hamilton was definitely tasty-looking back then.
Now, not so much.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (bW8dp)
The march of time is still undefeated.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (YwyqV)
Linda Hamilton was definitely tasty-looking back then.
...
Trivia:
what was her character's name in TAG: The Assassination Game?
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: polynikes
how can anyone forget Linda Hamilton's sex face
https://tinyurl.com/5946cz5h
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (geLO8)
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why? just because she's on an island of girls?
she's not a person, she's a demi-god (IIRC)...so things are different. maybe once a decade the dudes from the island of Homos come over for some light slap and tickle
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Xander Crews at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (MpOGS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (9UlRk)
She was cute in the first one, badass and really interesting in the second. I wouldn't have called her pretty in T2 but she was a very great character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM (0hOvj)
how can anyone forget Linda Hamilton's sex face
https://tinyurl.com/5946cz5h
haha
i just remember her sexboobs and sex hands
i'm not sure her sexboobs were actually HER sexboobs
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Sequin Hulk at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM
"You either suck dick, or you do not suck dick."
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (Wnv9h)
How far back is that estimate for Europeans and what is it based on? This direction had been thought to be empty water for quite some time including classical antiquity.
There are a lot of similarities between early American Indian and European cultures; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solutrean_hypothesis
This is the version of the theory where they were the first people to colonize North America - I think trade contacts are more likely.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (lc5cP)
The Power is not something
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 04:40 PM (ZBPE2)
Check out THE PRIESTS it's a Korean movie it's pretty good, if you can find it
https://tinyurl.com/2p8k6c7b
The Guest on Netflix is really good and creepy,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (dKiJG)
If everyone is super, then no one is.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2023 04:56 PM (bW8dp)
Oh, right, I forgot that one. That's a big piece of the puzzle.
I also saw a show once where they collected DNA of tribes in the Amazon and they found a small population with traces of Aboriginal DNA and were completely baffled by that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (9ca0p)
https://tinyurl.com/5946cz5h
I don't know about you but that looks pretty exciting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (Rl7KJ)
Remember the music? It was hilarious. They took the main theme and re-worked it as a soft, slow piano solo.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:53 PM (lc5cP)
Mandy is what I imagine a really bad acid trip to be like.
Posted by: Really weird shit at February 23, 2023 05:00 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:00 PM (h1KC2)
Since she can't give birth by pegging Kyle Reese there is no John Connor and the machines don't go back in time to wage war.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:00 PM (lc5cP)
This is the version of the theory where they were the first people to colonize North America - I think trade contacts are more likely.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 04:58 PM (lc5cP)
Well being that far back avoids historical record issues. Something in the last four thousand years or so would be difficult to imagine leaving no maps or historical records of.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:00 PM
Nah, screw those hippies.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (YwyqV)
***
She put in the work to look the part in T2 of a woman who was dedicated to surviving. I remember seeing that in the theater back in the day and everybody in the audience was like "wow, that's her?". Her fight scenes in the hospital were believable too. She fought dirty and took a lot of cheap shots against the guards. None of this running up walls and flipping s***.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I know
it's like 'is she going to make love to me, or kill me?'
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (eOEVl)
Linda Hamilton's name was Susan Swayze, but this was before Patrick Swayze taught everyone how to pronounce that, so Robert Carradine mistakenly thought her name had the more romantic pronunciation "Susan Sways." She corrects him.
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (C1Zwz)
Mandy is what I imagine a really bad acid trip to be like.
It is bizarre...but in an interesting way. What's real? And what's a drug induced haze?
And...Cage does a really good job with it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (lc5cP)
I guess there is a Thug Handbook out there that tells you how to behave in the event of an arrest.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (2tUFv)
it's like 'is she going to make love to me, or kill me?'
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: A Praying Mantis at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (C1Zwz)
Posted by: DB
Hey, make her quit stealing my gig!
~female preying mantis
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (RmAi2)
Posted by: Thrawn at February 23, 2023 04:59 PM (Rl7KJ)
He says as much:
Kyle, the women in your time, what are they like?
Good fighters.
That's not what I meant. Was there someone special?
Someone...? A girl, you know.
No.
Never.
Never?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (yQpMk)
Well being that far back avoids historical record issues. Something in the last four thousand years or so would be difficult to imagine leaving no maps or historical records of.
Its generally believed now the Phoenicians sailed out of the med and some distance up the European coast...no maps, very few historical records.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (lc5cP)
I could have done without being sucker punched with the bad guys junk.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (h1KC2)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (xhxe8)
Pro tip: quick lime doesn't work like on TV.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2023 05:04 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Some Israelite at February 23, 2023 05:04 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ace
you kids
why, in my day, we whacked it to Angie Dickinson AND WE LIKED IT
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (geLO8)
Sarah Connors was acting exactly like what she would have, if what she was saying was true. But what she was saying was crazy and impossible, right? Except how can you know, its massively implausible but nobody knows the future.
And John Connors, despite the incompetent acting by the boy they cast for him, was acting pretty much like a kid in his position would act as well. Where he fell down is that there was no sense of triumph and exultation over finding out his crazy mom was right all along. He should have felt vindicated and happy that he had not believed a lie and had not been raised by a lunatic.
Well, and he showed zero growth into some great leader, even slightly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (0hOvj)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxbth7m
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (M1RIk)
Posted by: 18-1
Probably got their tin for bronze--and quite a bit of silver--from what's now Spain. Kind of an accepted thing for a while now.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Some AI Scientist watching Terminator and working on AI at the same time at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (lc5cP)
Look up "Lapland War," and be astounded.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (0hOvj)
But the end of T2 changed the future, so no worries. Good thing no one ever made a Terminator movie after T2 - they probably would have undone everything!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (YwyqV)
. I was laughing so hard at how bad it was I got a lot of dirty looks from the other people in the theater. Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (gmo/4)
Never heard of it, but great premise. I was in one of those games in college, only got one guy. I wonder if colleges still do that?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (0hOvj)
A search for 'Carol Danvers erotica' yields distressful results.
Posted by: gutta percha at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM
Nor does quicksand.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm pretty sure that even gays don't want to see two guys with their shirts off bounce off of each other like they're having gheysecks
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 04:55 PM (MLrvz)
That is true - see the box office for The Bros last year.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (uwW33)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
"I am a ten second bomb...I am a nine second bomb...I am a dirty rotten liar! BOOM!"
I'd get banned in a heartbeat...
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2023 05:04 PM (D25PY)
If they do it'll be 100% ghey.
Posted by: No thanks at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 04:57 PM
I saw T2 the week it opened. The loudest cheer I have ever heard in a movie theatre, before or since, was when she was exiting the trailer in tactical vest with guns right after she has the No Fate nightmare.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (xttsV)
Journalist, nine-year-old girl, and woman, 20, are all shot dead within hours in Orange County, Florida: Suspect, 19, is arrested as cops probe the three murder scenes - which they believe are related
https://mol.im/a/11782715
Posted by: Ciampino - Journalists? at February 23, 2023 05:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Oddbob
Nor does quicksand.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Or Ether. It takes over a minute to knock someone out with it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (0hOvj)
Honestly, we have trouble with records from a couple centuries ago. It's entirely believable that nothing is left from 4000 years ago.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (w7CRx)
Nerdrotic: https://bit.ly/3IM1xGx
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (0hOvj)
Greendale Community College finally banned it.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (wmDcS)
https://tinyurl.com/2938z92p
apparently there was an episode of Police Woman where she went undercover as a go go dancer
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: ace at February 23, 2023 05:02 PM (C1Zwz)
Pppffffffttt!
Amateurs.
Ursala Andress walking out of the water up onto the beach. Now THAT was some serious jerking off!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (OUMaO)
There is also a theory that the copper for the Bronze age was supplied from Michigan. Kinda out there, but there's a shitload of mountain copper mining cites in Michigan and the Native Americans weren't using it much.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 23, 2023 05:07 PM (uwW33)
Ummm, he was the big villain of Daredevil...albeit with a different concept
...Posted by: Nova Local at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)
We could always ask Taylor Lorenz about it.
Posted by: spindrift at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (h5TKJ)
https://bityl.co/HJmZ
But the Winter War was not a good time to be a Soviet conscript. The Finns were having to take machine gunners off the fortified line because they were breaking down over killing so many Russians when they charged in their human wave attacks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (anj39)
Jesus you people are old. Next someone's going to mention the Venus of Willendorf.
Posted by: Or cave paintings at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (C3uQd)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxbth7m
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM (eOEVl)
The only thing missing was the Curb Your Enthusiasm music.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:01 PM (eYoxG)
Vic gave them directions.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (wmDcS)
They had at least three episodes on paint ball.
Community in my top five sitcoms. Such a well written and acted show.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (h1KC2)
Nerdrotic: https://bit.ly/3IM1xGx
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (Do5/p)
They're not wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (eGTCV)
"That kinda thing gets you thrown out of a movie theater these days"
--Pee Wee Herman
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (0hOvj)
You'll never get "The Hulk" - rights are too messed up. It's why he's always a supporting character...but you can get "The She-Hulk"...
Posted by: Nova Local at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ace
wow. you really are 29 and I am as old as a Timex watch.
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (ZBPE2)
Monday comes. No meeting. Today was the first meeting and we were told that we couldn't bring mousetraps (yes, actual things that trap mice) we can't bring them to work. The directive is going out company wide. 18k employees. No "home moustraps".
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (4bNa+)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxbth7m
Posted by: Archimedes at February 23, 2023 05:05 PM
Seriously...WTF?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (0hOvj)
The precedent is well established and Hollowwood has no new ideas. Batman movies are a practically renewable resource at this point, should get some of that sweet green energy money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (Y5qcH)
Community in my top five sitcoms. Such a well written and acted show.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (h1KC2)
I felt bad for the crew that had to clean all that up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL)
There are a lot of similarities between early American Indian and European cultures; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solutrean_hypothesis
Everything came from Africa. The Soul Train hypothesis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (anj39)
Heather Graham does it better in The Spy Who Shagged Me. Wowzer!
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (h1KC2)
"Unless they show rogue putting captain marvel in a coma, I will wait to see it."
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Or cave painting
I'm pretty sure this is a geriatric blog. They talk about the weather a lot.
Posted by: Yung Gravy at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (NGGa8)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (IOY84)
In fairness, I was so f*ing high during that interview!!!!!
Hyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuhyuh!!!!!
Posted by: Kamala at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (fs1hN)
Can't. Unsee.
Swear to God, whoever did that poster was intentionally trying to sabotage the whole thing.
Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM (DRSnL)
Never thought about that. So true.
Posted by: polynikes at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (h1KC2)
Emilia Clarke was small and soft-looking.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (44ww/)
Its generally believed now the Phoenicians sailed out of the med and some distance up the European coast...no maps, very few historical records.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:03 PM (lc5cP)
They had colonies in southern Spain. It's not that far out of the Mediterranean and there's a coast to follow. Heading into open ocean for a very long distance is a different matter.
The Americas would have been a major discovery from the perspective of people for a very long time, and so have inspired a great deal of stories. There is no equivalent to the Illiad, which was used to find Troy without maps, that speaks of the Americas.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Fed Up at February 23, 2023 05:16 PM (uZn/X)
"I know, this time we'll show his origin, with the shooting in the alley!"
--Gen Z writer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:16 PM (0hOvj)
Nerdrotic: https://bit.ly/3IM1xGx
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 23, 2023 05:09 PM (Do5/p)
They're not wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (DRSnL)
It's a gyno exam gone terribly wrong.
"You seem to have both vaginal and rectal...Miss Marvels."
Posted by: I'm afraid we have to operate. at February 23, 2023 05:16 PM (C3uQd)
Posted by: Or cave paintings at February 23, 2023 05:11 PM (C3uQd)
Whoa!!!
I'll be in my bunk!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:17 PM (anj39)
Speaking of which, its really snowing hard right now. Maybe I should wear an onion on my belt, as it was the style in the past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:17 PM (0hOvj)
--Gen Z writer
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:16 PM (0hOvj)
Press F to pay respects.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:06 PM (M1RIk)
Same here. A bit too butch for my taste.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (BdMk6)
It went up a $1.
Turns out I had Disney+ for free and didn't know it.
Now, they say I can't get it free again. Screw it, at least it cut their numbers down by 1.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (M1RIk)
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at February 23, 2023 05:19 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2023 05:19 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (eYoxG)
Didn't Jesus travel to a Phoenician city that no one knows where it was? I think it started with a "T".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 05:20 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 23, 2023 05:20 PM (BXxcV)
Jumpin' Jehosephat. Where do I find a woman who doesn't want the heater up to bronze-smelting level?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:20 PM (0hOvj)
yeah, there's only 7 years left to fix it!
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 05:20 PM (ZBPE2)
___
You should see how we're changing the temperature record from just a few decades ago!
-NOAA
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (fs1hN)
>>How many years before we start seeing MCU remakes? Its been 15 years since Iron Man came out. Even longer for The Hulk. We've seen two remakes of Spider-Man, one of the X-Men.
The idea that a company in possession of IP that spans over 50 years, full of 100's of compelling and rich characters and 1000's of story lines would ever have to resort to remakes is preposterous.
But, sadly, that is the state of play where writers can't even be bothered to become familiar with the source material they are ostensibly in charge of crafting stories from.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (M1RIk)
---
Summer Glau was nice looking in the Sarah Connor Chronicles
TV show.
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 23, 2023 05:22 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: ... at February 23, 2023 05:22 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:18 PM (M1RIk)
I think I could live with my regret in the morning.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:15 PM (eYoxG)
Didn't Jesus travel to a Phoenician city that no one knows where it was? I think it started with a "T".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 23, 2023 05:20 PM (Y5qcH)
Tyre? It still exists. Mislocating an ancient settlement however is quite different from no mention, not even wild tales of land in this direction/area. Keeping in mind they knew how large the Earth was and had contact with India, and at times even China.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:23 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 23, 2023 05:12 PM (eGTCV)
If it wasn't for the whiny hipsters, it would have been a much better movie.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2023 05:23 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 23, 2023 05:23 PM (geLO8)
wow. you really are 29 and I am as old as a Timex watch.
Posted by: x at February 23, 2023 05:13 PM
John Cameron Swayze (unfortunately deceased) says to 'keep on licking and she'll keep on ticking'. Maybe I heard wrong, need to attach a hearing aid to my Magic 8 ball.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 23, 2023 05:24 PM (enJYY)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 05:24 PM (OJQUs)
Looks fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
Be Careful the Director is the one that did the WOKE Charlie's Angels reboot. Elizabeth Banks
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (dKiJG)
--Gen Z writer
Before one of the Nolen movies, Alamo Drafthouse did a supercut of the Waynes getting shot. Spiderman's uncle Ben is the same way. Poor dude's been killed in more movies than Sean Bean.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (nfrXX)
Holy shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 23, 2023 05:24 PM (OJQUs)
CA
Posted by: It's me donna at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (0hOvj)
TV show.
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (ssESX)
She looked good in the Arrow series too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (BdMk6)
So, you are saying it is directed by Ridley Scott from Alien.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (zZu0s)
--
Predestination.
With eathan hawke.
He's the baby, the little girl, the young woman, the young man, the old man.
All via time travel, f your grandfather paradox
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (E2vbs)
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 23, 2023 05:14 PM (ssESX)
They're gonna race swap Rouge. The campaign's already gaining steam.
Posted by: Xander Crews at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (MpOGS)
TV show.
Posted by: Woke Explosive Ordnance Disposal Team at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (ssESX)
She looked good in the Arrow series too.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 23, 2023 05:25 PM (BdMk6)
Very pretty lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (zZu0s)
Pfft. My gas bill last month was over $500. In SoCal. Where it doesn't even get cold.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 05:27 PM (guGkK)
The Lapland War, from Sept 1944 on.
Finns fought the Germans. Second cite!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2023 05:27 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: lin-duh at February 23, 2023 05:27 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 23, 2023 05:27 PM (44ww/)
I'd sell that story to Joe. A couple tweaks and that's speech material.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 23, 2023 05:27 PM (4bNa+)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (MLrvz)
$400 water bills in the summer.
Let Gavin Newsom do to America what he's done for California!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (guGkK)
They just nerfed Kang out of the whole series on page 2.
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (MLrvz)
Silly ewok. ALL of them will be gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Xander Crews at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (MpOGS)
Isn't Rogue a ginger? If so, other case of ginger-genocide by Hollyweird.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (Rl7KJ)
>>Linda Hamilton. A woman that was handsome. Square Jawed. Kinda manly. I would rather have a traditional woman with feminine features.
The reason why Linda Hamilton being buff and hard was so jarring and effective in T2 is because she was soft and feminine in The Terminator.
She was also soft and feminine in Beauty and The Beast.
She was practically America's Sweet Heart.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (up/3i)
TV show
Isn't she one of Joss Whedon's vict-- er, proteges?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (MLrvz)
It's the accent. And the fact that she sucks the life right out of you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 23, 2023 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
TV show.
Summer Glau was a next level heater. There are some that are just staggering. Summer was one.
Posted by: JmT at February 23, 2023 05:29 PM (M1RIk)
The ancestors of the Huns were in Mongolia in...200 BC or so, and then showed up in Europe hundreds of years later. There are no written records of how or why they did it.
Overseas travel is different certainly, but we know humans did it leaving Africa and again...no records.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:29 PM (lc5cP)
youtube.com/watch?v=VptE5fp0G90
Posted by: gutta percha at February 23, 2023 05:29 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2023 05:30 PM (D25PY)
Nah, she was a brunette with a skunk stripe.
Unless they show rogue putting captain marvel in a coma, I will wait to see it.
That and how Claremont used her in X-Men was a really great concept and storyline.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:30 PM (0hOvj)
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Predestination.
With eathan hawke.
He's the baby, the little girl, the young woman, the young man, the old man.
All via time travel, f your grandfather paradox
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 23, 2023 05:26 PM (E2vbs)
I had High hopes for that movie since the Directors did such a good job on their first movie DAYBREAKERS, I was disgusted by this movie,
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 23, 2023 05:30 PM (dKiJG)
"Found footage" is the modern rebranding of cinema verite, right?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 23, 2023 05:30 PM (oINRc)
like maybe a naughty comic company in the 50's - 70's had dem tig ol bitties...but I don't remember too much when I, my dad, was collecting. Am I wrong?
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 05:32 PM (MLrvz)
All via time travel, f your grandfather paradox
Amusingly the female lead in that is drop dead gorgeous. https://tinyurl.com/mryvunw3
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:32 PM (lc5cP)
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I thought that was so cool.
now I know it's ratchet roots showing
Posted by: sockamster, footage at February 23, 2023 05:32 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:23 PM (anj39)
I kind of like Sigourney Weaver. I like intelligent, strong women who can protect me from monsters.
Posted by: Zelensky at February 23, 2023 05:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: gutta percha at February 23, 2023 05:33 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 23, 2023 05:34 PM (D25PY)
Posted by: Archer at February 23, 2023 05:34 PM (gmo/4)
There was some sci-fi show where her character was keeping everyone trapped in a time loop at a 1940s dance party. She is most attractive when she smiles and she smiles a lot when she's dancing.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 23, 2023 05:35 PM (nfrXX)
Eventually the editor caught it and had her toned down, but she's really really stacked in most incarnations. She also has the silly but unique boob window top and high cut legs.
https://tinyurl.com/4t7ua3ah
Various editors and powers that be at DC keep trying to tone down her costume but everyone likes her that way. She's basically Supergirl but without the S.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 23, 2023 05:35 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2023 05:35 PM (xhxe8)
Overseas travel is different certainly, but we know humans did it leaving Africa and again...no records.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 23, 2023 05:29 PM (lc5cP)
The civilizations of the Mediterranean were in the habit of leaving records. The Norse Sagas naturally make mention of what they found, even if in semi-mythical form.
Pre-history travel is a different matter since very little survives beyond a certain point. But European travel to the Americas from the last few thousand years? The civilizations primitive enough in Europe to not have any record also had scant means of making such a voyage. Crossing the Atlantic is vastly harder than a voyage between India and Africa(and consequently to virtually anywhere in Asia), and the notion that it was just empty water was no doubt based on failed attempts at exploration.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 23, 2023 05:36 PM (eYoxG)
Ursala Andress walking out of the water up onto the beach. Now THAT was some serious jerking off!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 23, 2023 05:10 PM (anj39)
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Ursula - a hottie of hotties in her time. RIP.
In the book 'Dr No' she comes out naked.
Posted by: Ciampino - Journalists? Since when? at February 23, 2023 05:38 PM (qfLjt)
In the book, she was naked except for the knife belt.
I give you Sophia Loren, Boy on A Dolphin, 1957.
If that doesn't move you, you're Clifton Webb.
https://tinyurl.com/43rzxuae
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2023 05:41 PM (jYCXf)
In this case, what happens when you and your sibling are suddenly trapped in what seems like your home, without your parents?
Horror nowadays is about the in-your-face porn-like gore ("gorn"), about how messily people can die or are executed. But there's something to be said about more psychological horror; of unease and foreboding. Of what is familiar changing on you, with no explanation why it did so. As if the universe itself was gas-lighting you, telling you, "What do you mean? It's *always* been this way...".
It's also interesting to see new techniques that try to copy old styles, much like "retro" video games that limit their art and playstyles to mimic the 80's and 90's, though usually with more recent features (automaps, savestates/checkpoints, etc.) to ease the pain points from back in the day. Maybe we'll even see 3D animation that mimics old cel-based cartoons.
Posted by: Another Anon at February 23, 2023 05:41 PM (XRMQ8)
Sisu?
Finn badass slaughtering Nazis while riding a motorcycle with his pet poodle riding shotgun?
Take my money. Now.
The only way it could be better is if they also had him killing Russian commie cocksuckers. I mean, it's the same time period. Maybe they could get the Nazi cocksuckers and the Sov cocksuckers to set aside their differences to make up an informal Totalitarian Justice League in an attempt at taking out the Finn badass.
Unsuccessfully, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 23, 2023 06:24 PM (n+4am)
They mostly do that because the bottom has dropped out of the AAA video game market and retro pixel art games are fast, easy and cheap to make. As 3D engines get better and more photorealistic, the resources needed to make the games look good with them skyrocket. For every Fortnite, there's a Battleborn. Publishers don't want to risk it.
>Maybe we'll even see 3D animation that mimics old cel-based cartoons.
Cel Damage for the PS2, Cuphead for last generation, several current JRPGS and the vast majority of anime released in the last ten years does this. It's a fairly easy rendering trick.
Posted by: Daniel Ream at February 23, 2023 07:18 PM (hZfIK)
Yeah, I sat through all 100 minutes. At a theater.
You could get a tantalizing 12 minutes out of it. That made you wonder things. Honestly, if you go in completely blind, the movie will not help you understand what's going on.
Those who don't like horror movies will be fine, as there is no horror.
Those who don't like children-in-peril will be fine, as they never act like they're in peril, nor do they act like children, nor do they age or require food or to use the bathroom apparently, as the movie takes place over six months.
Phone still works, though. Nobody calls. They call out when they think of it, four days after thei...
look, it's dumb
Posted by: moviegique at February 23, 2023 07:25 PM (asXVI)
But her physical prowess and independent intellectual thought scared the living shit out of Disney's Kathleen Kennedy so she had to go.
Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at February 23, 2023 07:47 PM (c6W/Q)
Posted by: Patrick at February 23, 2023 08:04 PM (ePHlS)
https://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/skinnamarink.php
to a nightmare movie????
How 2020s, how woke! GAG
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says Grow your own food at February 23, 2023 09:38 PM (Nt678)
Here's what I've been doing.. www.Payathome7.com
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 24, 2023 01:45 AM (e/Mzt)
Looks fun.
Posted by: WisRich at February 23, 2023 05:21 PM (G0vdT)
Be Careful the Director is the one that did the WOKE Charlie's Angels reboot. Elizabeth Banks
Narrator (who saw it last night): It was not fun.
Posted by: st7v7ns at February 24, 2023 09:08 AM (ki5na)
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