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A Day After Don LeMon Opines That Women 40 Or Older Shouldn't Seek Professional Advancement Because "They're Not In Their (Sexual) Prime," His Female Cohosts Happily Announce "Don Has the Day Off"

That video below.

As I gleefully, shadenfreudtastically mentioned yesterday, Don LeMon attempted to rebut Nikki Haley's statement that very old people like Joe Biden should take tests periodically to establish that they're cognitively fit for the job. Biden is 80, but speaks at 106 year level.

Don LeMon said that he was "uncomfortable" talking about age, and rebutted Nikki Haley's proposal that people prove their cognitive ability by saying, "Oh yeah? Women aren't in their sexual primes beyond their twenties so you're the one who's really old, not Joe Biden!"

No seriously, he said that. Or words to that close effect.

Lemon: This whole talk about age makes me uncomfortable. I think it's the wrong road to go down. She says people, you know, politicians are suddenly not in their prime. Nikki Haley isn't in her prime. Sorry, When a woman is in their prime in 20s and 30s and maybe 40s...

Poppy Harlow: What are you talking -- Wait...

Lemon: That's not according to me.

Harlow: Prime for what?

Lemon: It depends. It's just like, prime. If you look it up. If you Google when is a woman in her prime, it'll say 20s, 30s, 40s.

Harlow: Forties! Oh my god, I have another decade.

Lemon: I'm not saying I agree with that. So I think she has to be careful about saying that, you know, politicians are in their prime.

Harlow: Are you talking about prime for, like, childbearing? Or are you talking about prime for being president?

Lemon: Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just saying what the facts are. Google it. Everybody at home, when is a woman in her prime? It says 20s, 30s and 40s. I'm just saying Nikki Haley should careful about saying that politics are not in their prime, and they need to be in their prime when they serve. She would not be in her prime according to Google or whatever it is.

That video, in all its cringy glory, here:



Don LeMon's Guide for 40 Year Old Women

You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it.

Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, Chris Licht announced that he was "disappointed" in Don LeMon's "unacceptable and unfair" comments about the bulk of CNN's female audience.


CNN's chairman, Chris Licht, opened his daily 9 a.m. editorial call by saying that the remarks by Mr. Lemon, which were widely viewed as sexist and insensitive, had left him "disappointed."

"His remarks were upsetting, unacceptable and unfair to his co-hosts, and ultimately a huge distraction to the great work of this organization," Mr. Licht told his staff, according to a recording of the call obtained by The New York Times. ...

"I am sorry," Mr. Lemon said. "I did not mean to hurt anyone. I did not mean to offend anyone."

This is the
NYT reporting, so you know it's true. LOL.

Boy, these two ladies sure seem like they're in a good mood! They're giggling and laughing and just loving being at work!

I wonder why that is?! It's as if an unwelcome and smelly presence had been removed from the set.

Ed Morrissey opines that yesterday might have been Don LeMon's last day of work at CNN, at least for a while.

I'd be very surprised if it’s only *one* day off. Apparently CNN is saying that the absence was planned, but with Poppy Harlow on the road today, that seems a bit unlikely. Stay tuned. -- Ed]

Well obviously CNN is lying. That is a General Truth.

So, will Don LeMon be fired, or forced into humiliating Counseling Sessions where he learns how to interact with women in a non-offensive way and treat them as equals, even if he doesn't want to rub his balls and then stick his fingers in their faces?

The latter, of course. CNN cannot fire the guy who proclaimed "I'm gay and black, you can't fire me" quite yet.

And I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him.

Posted by: Ace at 01:03 PM




Comments

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1 You seem to have a fixation on this Lemon guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM (GYIa4)

2 I preferred Tangerine, even if he once played Kick-Ass

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:04 PM (xhaym)

3 Not first!

Lost out to a weird new nic.

Posted by: jmel at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (RWHIh)

4 "Don LeMon's Guide for 40 Year Old Women

You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it."

See this is funnier than the original. Guess this proves that ace is the better catty gay man.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (eYoxG)

5 It's like EazyPeazy wants to be fired and no $ given.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (17s+e)

6 I wish this poofter would just go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)

7 Not first!

Lost out to a weird new nic.
Posted by: jmel at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (RWHIh)


I've been around these parts for a while.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (GYIa4)

8 Ed Morrisey is still alive? What is this Hot Air thing? Is that like Little Green Footballs?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (oE0yX)

9 As I said, I don't think LeMon is going anywhere. He hits too many AA points to get rid of. And besides, who are they going to replace him with? Another angry, stupid gay black man who hates the world? That's like trading syphilis for gonorrhea.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

10 Don LeMon is an ugly human.

He will be learning to code or giving BJs on street corners very soon.

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (UHs9I)

11 Maybe Lemon will wind up in management, or choosing which allowable subjects will be discussed each segment.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)

12 "I am sorry," Mr. Lemon said. "I did not mean to hurt anyone. I did not mean to offend anyone."
___________

*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (lf83v)

13 Lemon doesn't interact with men well either... unless he is Power Bottoming.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (17s+e)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Who knows more about trains? Pete Bootyjuice or Don LeMon?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

16 Day(s) off with double pay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

17
All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon say dumb shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

18 You seem to have a fixation on this Lemon guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM


Well, when life gives you Lemons....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Wnv9h)

19 Don Lemon's farewell address: "I intend to live my life as a straight White man." Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (KSNKu)

20 shadenfreudtastically

******

That is a perfectly cromulent word, Ace.

Sort of a foreignmanteau.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ykeLU)

21 Who knows more about trains? Pete Bootyjuice or Don LeMon?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (iFTx/)



CHOOO CHOOO!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Don doesn't know dick about women.

Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (dTFZY)

23 Make the process sufficiently punishing, and he'll quit. Then try to gin up a lawsuit. LeMon vs CNN? I'm cheering for casualties.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (gGxps)

24 You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it.

This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

25 I think gay black rates pretty high. I expect for Donny Starfish to come out as tranny soon. Then he is untouchable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (17s+e)

26 19 Don Lemon's farewell address: "I intend to live my life as a straight White man." Stranger things have happened.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (KSNKu)

Proof yet again that the left has terrible comedians. Imagine how funny it'd be if he actually did that?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (eYoxG)

27 They're gonna fire his ass.

Gay or not. The juice ain't worth the squeeze.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (lf83v)

28 Willowed - FEMA is bald faced lying about it “rule”.

Here’s FEMA’s own statement on what a disaster is:

What We Face as A Nation
Our Nation experiences a diverse range of disasters. A disaster is defined as an adverse condition or occurrence that requires coordinated action across multiple entities to resolve. Disasters include all types of emergencies and hazards, and can come in all forms and magnitudes to include both natural and man-made incidents.

We consider many factors when preparing and planning for disasters. From the climate to new threats, alongside things like demographics and technology, many factors must be taken into consideration on our path to becoming more resilient. We prepare for natural hazards such as heatwaves, heavy precipitation, storm surges, droughts, floods, wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, or earthquakes. We also prepare for man-made incidents such as acts of terrorism and war. As a Nation we need to be more prepared than ever to face a spectrum of disasters.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Of8no)

29 Lemon doesn't interact with men well either... unless he is Power Bottoming.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (17s+e)



You know what they say about black guys and cock size?

Not true......

Posted by: Tater "Spud" Stelter at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

30 All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon say dumb shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM


Totally stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Wnv9h)

31 Being Democrats, Hillary and Nanzi and all other right-thinking women are by definition always in their prime! I'd do Hillary if I wasn't gay.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (AMIL/)

32 Maybe Lemon will wind up in management, or choosing which allowable subjects will be discussed each segment.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)

He'll be fired, then become a speechwriter for the junta.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (BdMk6)

33 Don Lemon for transportation secretary! He loves trains...Well, gloryholes too. Plus he's in his prime!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (oE0yX)

34 Lemon, at home, forced to smell his own finger.
Real news.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (5EnGD)

35 Lemon's comments really seem stupid.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (eGTCV)

36 Guess this proves that ace is the better catty gay man.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM


Garrett taught him well. Now ace is the master.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Wnv9h)

37 Still predicting that DeLemon will be reassigned as a special correspondent and end up doing live remotes from man country.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (N52dd)

38 You seem to have a fixation on this Lemon guy.

*******

Well, when Tater doesn't return your calls and ghosts you on Twitter, where else are you going to turn?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)

39
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Wnv9h)



Please do. It is my contribution to society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Speaking of Prime, remember when you were in Prime Time Don? Yea, good times.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (oE0yX)

41 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who. I am thinking of Bea Arthur, or an older Juliet Anderson, but neither is quite right.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (xhaym)

42 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)

43 From my experience 40 yr old women are HOT. Especially when the kids are out of the house.
a guy I used to work with used to say" they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are great full as hell"

Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (FIrEF)

44
He'll be fired, then become a speechwriter for the junta.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (BdMk6)



He will take 3 days 'anger management training' and be back on the air within a week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

45 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
_________

He's lost his a peel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)

46 Black and gay is the new minstrel show.

Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (pwExq)

47 He said what? Women are in their prime up until their 40s? What's he sniffing?

Posted by: Joe Robinette, ice cream truck driver at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (wzAuc)

48
Don Lemon for transportation secretary! He loves trains...Well, gloryholes too. Plus he's in his prime!
Posted by: Minnfidel


And he won't have to take pamernity leave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (63Dwl)

49 "Harlow: Forties! Oh my god, I have another decade."

Taylor Lorenz says "hi."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (KSNKu)

50 Don Lemon was seen earlier today moving his office into the broom closet while mumbling about his stapler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (u73oe)

51 Didn't cnn let the zoom masterbater back on the air?

Donny the Fag may get back on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (17s+e)

52 This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (nC+QA)

53 Has Anderson Cooper weighed in yet? He knows from his momma's example that a woman's prime can last way past her 40s...if Gloria's catalog of conquests is any indicator.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)

54 sad news from last thread:

370 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
///////////

it's so over bros.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (MLrvz)

55 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)

56 Has Anderson Cooper weighed in yet? He knows from his momma's example that a woman's prime can last way past her 40s...if Gloria's catalog of conquests is any indicator.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)



I always call him by his birth name. Gloria Vanderbilt Jr.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

57 shadenfreudtastically

******

That is a perfectly cromulent word, Ace.

Sort of a foreignmanteau.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM


Appreciation for both words.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

58 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
///////////

it's so over bros.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 P

There was arugula everywhere man! I don't want to talk about it though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (oE0yX)

59 52 This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (nC+QA)

It's the intersectionality thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)

60 Please do. It is my contribution to society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM


Already sent along.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h)

61 nd I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him.

////////////

libs need to be ritually humiliated so that other libs may learn...slowly, like earthworms touching an electric wire...but maybe they'll get itt

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (MLrvz)

62 Lemon: Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just saying what the facts are. Google it.
.......

I Goggled Don LeMon and HR contacted me about visiting restricted sites.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

63 CNN played their EEOC cards right by replacing Lemon with with Audie Cornish.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (lf83v)

64 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
_________

He's lost his a peel.

******

He no longer approaches his work with the same zest.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)

65 What happened to Ann Coulter? She used to have some interesting things to say.

Coulter says Nikki Haley should "go back to your own country."

https://tinyurl.com/yjr8d224

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (sWM8x)

66 Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.

///

their bodies aren't your weapons.

i.e., bitches be crazy

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (MLrvz)

67 People really need to wash their hands more often.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (b7MbH)

68 there is nobody that values young, fresh chicken more than an old pickle puffer

and don't ask me how I know

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3)

69 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM

Well then I am twice as prime! Ha!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (oE0yX)

70 You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it.

In fairness, this is a message that many women in their 40s who are dressing like they are in their 20s and acting like they are in their teens could stand to hear, the gayer than cum milshakes messenger notwithstanding.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)

71 Life is not fair.

Women are like wine. They get better with age.

Men are like beer. You open them at 17, and then they go flat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)

72 People really need to wash their hands more often.

Posted by: nurse ratched

-

I washed my hands of all of this somewhere around January 2021.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (yK9py)

73 sad news from last thread:

370 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
///////////

it's so over bros.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM


I'm starting to think this Olbermann guy doesn't understand how reality works.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (Wnv9h)

74 But Hillary at 78 was "the most qualified" person to ever run for President?

How? Cause she'd double around past her "prime," another lap around the buffet bar?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (5EnGD)

75 I don't understand the leftist obsession with seizing and pouncing. So what if Nikki Haley announced a presidential run? It's a pathetic attempt to pocket some sweet sweet campaign cash, is doomed beyond doomed, and nobody is paying attention to a presidential election almost two years away. LeMon's low-blow attack on her was totally pointless. Even if it wasn't so nasty, it would have made no difference. Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

76 They are going to assign Lemon to Haiti for a special investigation on Monkeypox.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (lf83v)

77 You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it.

We're happy to help pay for the burial costs.

Posted by: Canadian Madical Association at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

78 and don't ask me how I know
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM


How do you know?

Asking for the Commentariat.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Coulter says Nikki Haley should "go back to your own country."

https://tinyurl.com/yjr8d224
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM

Maybe all the cum from Bill Maher finally made it's way to what was left of her brain. Ann, just STFU and go donate your neck lump to the Fetterman hall of fame museum.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (oE0yX)

80 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

81 Don should have claimed, “I’m gay, I really don’t have any idea, now that you mention it. That’s why I said, google it.” Can’t bl he didn’t use a victim-card to walk that back.

Posted by: EveR at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (MUpk6)

82 That's Poppy Harlow, see. One more day of Lemon, that dizzy dame would have blown her wig. Got into the hooch, pulled out a roscoe, and *blammo*, ya follow? Ten years in the hoosegow! So we told Don ta take a powder, at least for now.

Posted by: CNN PR at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (h5TKJ)

83 Karen is going to require more ritual public humiliation before he can be fired. He must be made to kneel before his cohosts and beg forgiveness. Which they will deny. THen, and only then, will Karen allow his firing.

Posted by: Karenstocracy at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (16Hdt)

84 He no longer approaches his work with the same zest.


And now he’s just grating.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (ffbyg)

85 This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.
--

Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.

--

Yep. They HATE women. It's always been weird to see the comraderie.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (yK9py)

86 310 Disaster relief denied- rather unprecedented.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 17, 2023 12:51 PM (+yuVD)


All the laws and internal rules defining the emergencies FEMA can work on would be thrown-out the window if Joey Balloon declared East Palestine and the surrounding a Federal Disaster Area. Not. Going. To. Happen.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (AMIL/)

87 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "


YOU ARE A DOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!

Posted by: Woody the Toy Douche at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Enemy of my Enemy is my friend.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (NW9xb)

89 He no longer approaches his work with the same zest.


And now he’s just grating.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM

Well that zinger is sure a twist.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (oE0yX)

90 70 You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it.

In fairness, this is a message that many women in their 40s who are dressing like they are in their 20s and acting like they are in their teens could stand to hear, the gayer than cum milshakes messenger notwithstanding.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)
________________________

"Women in their 40s dressing like they're in their 20s? Hah!"

---- "Doctor" Jill Biden, slipping on fishnet stockings from the Giorgio Armani Street Walker Collection

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

91 That sidebar 80s mystery click is gayer that Don Lemon's favorite tutu.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iayUP)

92 The Enema of my Enemy is my friend.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)

93 and don't ask me how I know
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM


You live in the Gay State.* We understand.

*yeah, so do I

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)

94 Maybe all the cum from Bill Maher finally made it's way to what was left of her brain. Ann, just STFU and go donate your neck lump to the Fetterman hall of fame museum.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (oE0yX)


Brain damage from malnutrition. Apparently you can't survive off Pall Malls and chardonnay.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (wmDcS)

95 80 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

I've been in my prime at least 16 times.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

96 41 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
---
Rip Taylor?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)

97 That sidebar 80s mystery click is gayer that Don Lemon's favorite tutu.
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iayUP)



I'm certainly glad I missed that song back then......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

98 I think Lemon wants an exit package and is getting as close to the line as he can. Where he goes after that, I am not sure. The only other place is MSNBC and they already have their fill of crazy people.

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

99 In fairness, this is a message that many women in their 40s who are dressing like they are in their 20s and acting like they are in their teens could stand to hear, the gayer than cum milshakes messenger notwithstanding.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)

Truth. It seems to be more of an Acela media thing, too, and seems do become more ludicrous as the ladies grow even older. Andrea Mitchell, for example, dresses like she did when she was 50 and pretending she was 20. I liked the original version, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (KSNKu)

100 Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.

Wait, are there feminists who aren't radical?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (oE0yX)

101 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
........

Too bad they've got all the farms.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

102 95 80 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

You're 320?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)

103 Maybe Lemon will wind up in management, or choosing which allowable subjects will be discussed each segment.
Posted by: Kindltot

He'll be hired like the common Tater by an Ivy League waste-of-money.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (i2mIi)

104
The Enema of my Enemy is my friend.
Posted by: Don Lemon


Fecal transplant

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

105

*sigh*

paxil

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (vwCZJ)

106 96 41 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
---
Rip Taylor?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)

Paul Lynn?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

107 Obviously Donny Pudfucker Lemon would have never said that if it weren't for Trump those GD Ultra MAGA republicans

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (17s+e)

108 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "

-

Oh no, how will we live without... Tapas bars, maybe?

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (yK9py)

109 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (T4tVD)

110 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

You're 320?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)



*Math Warning*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Paul Lynde

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

112 Ed Morrissey opines....

And then afterwards, he left the republican party..... again..... for the 43rd time.....

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (QpUKb)

113 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
---
Rip Taylor?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM

I was thinking that Chrisley knows best guy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (oE0yX)

114 Show us your wrists, Fetterman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)

115 Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
-----------

Oh yeah deprive the red states of food. General Patton he is not.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Fq2Jy)

116 The Enema of my Enemy is my friend.
Posted by: Don Lemon


********

Orange you glad we didn't play 'banana'?

/also Don Lemon

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ykeLU)

117 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who. I am thinking of Bea Arthur, or an older Juliet Anderson, but neither is quite right.
Posted by: Kindltot

Paul Lynde

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (i2mIi)

118 Gays & liberal feminists are birds of a feather.

Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (gpUSD)

119 102 95 80 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

You're 320?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)

2, 3, 5, 7, 11...
But I was told to avoid the maths.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

120
Don Lemon needs Brain conversion therapy.

Posted by: portlandon at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (+oR7L)

121 75 I don't understand the leftist obsession with seizing and pouncing. So what if Nikki Haley announced a presidential run? It's a pathetic attempt to pocket some sweet sweet campaign cash, is doomed beyond doomed, and nobody is paying attention to a presidential election almost two years away. LeMon's low-blow attack on her was totally pointless. Even if it wasn't so nasty, it would have made no difference. Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Lemon actually increased the likelihood of Haley staying in the race until South Carolina to a whopping one percent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (KSNKu)

122 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who. I am thinking of Bea Arthur, or an older Juliet Anderson, but neither is quite right.
Posted by: Kindltot

Gay Foghorn Leghorn

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (UuD2k)

123 Maybe they can replace him with Toobin.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (DK4U1)

124 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
_____

Mickey Rooney.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (lf83v)

125 Prime, huh. Brandon's an octogenarian with senile dementia. How the fuck is he suitable for politics? Don has jizz-induced brain damage, like Buttgig.

Posted by: Not a credit to his people. Meaning the LGBTQAWTFBBQ rainbow people. at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (UKe2c)

126 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
---
Rip Taylor?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)

Paul Lynn?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)




Charles Nelson Reilly?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?
Posted by: Elric Blade


Default mode for the Left: attack, attack, attack. 2nd here might be that they hate, hate, hate minorities that leave the Rez like muslims hate apostates. Minorities that don't toe the line have to be made examples of, to the point of channeling their inner-KKK. They're not against racism or sexism; it's just that they see it as their exclusive political weapon either as a shield or a club.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (XF9Gj)

128 114 Show us your wrists, Fetterman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)

It was an attempted lumpectomy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

129 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who. I am thinking of Bea Arthur, or an older Juliet Anderson, but neither is quite right.
Posted by: Kindltot

Gay Foghorn Leghorn
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM

Nope.
Snagglepuss. (mic drop)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (oE0yX)

130 42 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
----
What about Cris Cuomo?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (gMml8)

131 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
---

Don Knotts?

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Fq2Jy)

132 75 I don't understand the leftist obsession with seizing and pouncing. So what if Nikki Haley announced a presidential run? It's a pathetic attempt to pocket some sweet sweet campaign cash, is doomed beyond doomed, and nobody is paying attention to a presidential election almost two years away. LeMon's low-blow attack on her was totally pointless. Even if it wasn't so nasty, it would have made no difference. Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Not much to talk about maybe?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)

133 Meadowlark Lemon>Don LeMon

Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (rJ48h)

134 They are looking like "The Real Housewives of CNN."

Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (G1dq6)

135 I think Lemon wants an exit package and is getting as close to the line as he can. Where he goes after that, I am not sure. The only other place is MSNBC and they already have their fill of crazy people.

Posted by: Piper
===

Does MSNBC have an obnoxious, very stupid black homo? I think there is a spot for him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (17s+e)

136 80 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......

Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, 9 years, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (gpUSD)

137 Bidens cognitive competency is what is in question here. Additionally he has serious physical issues that the WH is glossing over. Dr. Siegel on Fox yesterday was ranting about Biden being diagnosed with spinal arthritis and peripheral neuropathy in his feet but no MRI ordered as has been standard practice since the eighties. Biden has AFib that is resistant to treatment and barely mentioned. No cognitive testing despite Biden daily forgetting important details and that stilted gait that his MD supposedly Rx orthotics.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (wQ0cM)

138 Meadowlark Lemon>Don LeMon
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (rJ48h)



I think there's about 147 layers between those two.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Don needs to visit the principals office for some disciplining.

Posted by: Mishdog at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (uwW33)

140 These citrus puns are rather pithy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)

141 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
_____

Captain Kangaroo?

Patton Oswalt?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ykeLU)

142 Trump's breath is so bad it causes trains to derail !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (B/7uq)

143 He should transition into a woman. Not only to boost his career, but he'll be in her prime!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (fs1hN)

144 This Lemon guy? Lost his appeal, and now he's just grating!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)

145 Shouldn't the Senate now require Fetterman pass a psychological exam before he is allowed to vote?

He has admitted he is mentally ill.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)

146 ===

Does MSNBC have an obnoxious, very stupid black homo? I think there is a spot for him.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (17s+e)



Team him up with Joy Reid and call it "Taint and the Twat."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

147 320 years old? You should be a politician.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

148 115 Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "

////

I think he means financially, as in the red states ... need the blue states.

the left has this thing from 30 years ago that "akkshually red states are the true welfare states" because military bases and farms.

so, you know. reality based. so based.

Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (MLrvz)

149 140 These citrus puns are rather pithy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)

As long as you don't sour on them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

150 LeMon's low-blow attack on her was totally pointless. Even if it wasn't so nasty, it would have made no difference. Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

The Left learned with Trump not to take anyone for granted and to deflate anyone who is not their top choice immediately. Lemon's attack came direct from the DNC.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Fq2Jy)

151 Counseling Sessions where he learns how to interact with women in a non-offensive way and treat them as equals, even if he doesn't want to rub his balls and then stick his fingers in their faces?

Was he wrong? Should he not have done that?

Posted by: kallisto, still confused about the New Rules at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (dCxaZ)

152 _____

Captain Kangaroo?

Patton Oswalt?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ykeLU)



Spuds MacKenzie's mummified butthole?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

153 Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline

Better than yours which probably smells like Don's starfish.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (i2mIi)

154 These citrus puns are rather pithy.
________

But they add zest.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

155 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.

Someone who played one of the characters on Green Acres? Or Petticoat Junction? Or Andy Griffith?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)

156 Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

No that's the prime for girls.

Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)

157 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.


Corporal Dobbs on F Troop?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)

158 156 Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

No that's the prime for girls.

Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)

I concur...

Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

159 These citrus puns are rather pithy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM


Pithy?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Wnv9h)

160 Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

No that's the prime for girls.
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

161 But they add zest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

————-

Only if they don’t cut too deep. Then they get bitter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (u73oe)

162 154 These citrus puns are rather pithy.
________

But they add zest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

Y'all are just gonna keep squeezing, orange ya!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (BTgKJ)

163 I blame the Chinese for the citrus puns. Specifically the Mandarins.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Fq2Jy)

164 Nine years?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

No that's the prime for girls.

Posted by: Moohamhead
===

That's a fact Jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (17s+e)

165 These citrus puns are rather pithy.
________

But they add zest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

Orange you a little too old for this?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)

166 115 Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
-----------

Oh yeah deprive the red states of food. General Patton he is not.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Fq2Jy)


So, send terrorists into red states to poison their cattle and water, burn down their chicken farms and food warehouses, disrupt fertilizer supplies? That looks like an attempt to starve people. It affects blue states as well, but the elites think they won't personally suffer so who cares about peons in any color state.

Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Emce2)

167 Meow

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

168 Don Lemon should take some time off to be with his "family"...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (jTmQV)

169 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
_____

Floyd the Lisping Barber

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (ykeLU)

170 Squeeze my lemon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Y5qcH)

171 Graham is result of breeding Andy Griffith and that queen on Too Close for Comfort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)

172 I blame the Chinese for the citrus puns. Specifically the Mandarins.
_________

I blame Stephen Foster and his darling, Clementine.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (lf83v)

173 LeMon should get a job testing cures for monkeypox.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

174
Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.

Alan Sues

www.imdb.com/name/nm0837297

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

175 Damn Moron Mind!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (17s+e)

176 These citrus puns are rather pithy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)

As long as you don't sour on them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

They are the pits.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

177 Someone who played one of the characters on Green Acres? Or Petticoat Junction? Or Andy Griffith?



Eddie Arnold?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Zqeqr)

178 These citrus puns are rather pithy.

Most of the puns are really lime

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (mR6Gs)

179 You live in the Gay State.* We understand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)

not sure i approve of that phrasing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (us2H3)

180 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go? Who will his target audience be? Not that I care, but just as an intellectual exercise.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)

181 Graham is result of breeding Andy Griffith and that queen on Too Close for Comfort.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)



Jm J. Acosta?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

182 1 You seem to have a fixation on this Lemon guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM (GYIa4)

LOL

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (syBNd)

183 This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

Proof, if proof were needed, that the term "demented faggot" is a redundancy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (tkR6S)

184 I like the MILFs.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (iziT8)

185 90 I think a woman on her 20s would look awful in Dr. Jill ‘s getups. Because the getups are awful.

I think it also depends on what you mean by dressing in their 20s. Do you actually mean dress for your figure type? Because Paulina, who is older than me, can wear things I shouldn’t, and I can wear things Lena Dunham shouldn’t even look at. Heck, I can wear things Meghan Markle shouldn’t because my waist is smaller than my hips, both of whom are younger than me.

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

186 I think Don Lemon is about to have a lot of days off. They dumped him off to a crappy Good Morning America type show and he still is stinking up the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (0hOvj)

187 176 These citrus puns are rather pithy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)

As long as you don't sour on them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

They are the pits.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

There's a seed of truth there.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

188 I think he means financially, as in the red states ... need the blue states.

--

(looks at minority populations of Southern states)

(reconsiders)

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (yK9py)

189 "Don has the Day Off"


Sounds like a Jack Lemmon movie from the sixties.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (iziT8)

190 We shall continue the citrus puns kumquat may!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

191 How the fcuk would Don Lemon know when a woman is in her prime?

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (TgBWG)

192 42 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)

But did he have a coconut?

Posted by: Fox2! at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (CUTlH)

193 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.


Jim Nabors playing Gomer Pyle with a wig?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)

194 Keith who?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (KSNKu)

195 Eh, I'd argue that Haley, along with the rest of the ruling class are not Americans, and should go to their own country, in an as-yet-unconstructed ring of Hell located underneath Satan's toilet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (oINRc)

196 If life gives you Don Lemonade...just send it home for the day

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (lc5cP)

197 The guy that rubbed his hand all over his junk and made a potential mate(?) smell it? That guy?

Those women should be happy he's gay, if that's his approach, although those moves might make for a great career at one of the major networks if the rumors are to be believed.

You think he'd be any more a gentleman than that with women if he were straight?

IMO, He's doing everything he can to get canned even though management knows he's gonna be a legal pain in the ass if they do.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (FCbAQ)

198 Orange you a little too old for this?

So satsumi.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (nfrXX)

199 171 Graham is result of breeding Andy Griffith and that queen on Too Close for Comfort.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)

Jim J. Bullock?

Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

200 Put the lime in the Coke, you nut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)

201 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)

But did he have a coconut?
Posted by: Fox2! at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (CUTlH)

I have an idea!

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)

202 They sent Don Lemon home? During Black History Month?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)

203 The latter, of course. CNN cannot fire the guy who proclaimed "I'm gay and black, you can't fire me" quite yet.

And I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him.

++++
Yup. Happily. This is his crew. Maoist self-denunciation and cultural revolutionary tactics are the same tactics that he and his ilk have used to destroy the fabric of western civilization.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)

204 "Keith who?"


Whom.

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (iziT8)

205 I wouldn't vote for Nikki Haley as head of the PTA, much less the presidency.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)

206 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go? Who will his target audience be? Not that I care, but just as an intellectual exercise.
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)
.........

I heard there's an opening as deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

207 You live in the Gay State.* We understand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)

not sure i approve of that phrasing

Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM


I'll concede that wasn't the best phrasing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Wnv9h)

208 My problem here is that what he said wasn't inaccurate: women do get past their prime in their 40s and 50s. That's not wrong. Its not sexist to say so, its not improper or false. He didn't even deliver the point poorly.

I mean its dumb and irrelevant to the point; nobody was saying "she's still really hot" they were saying she's at an ideal age and level of experience to run for president.

But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

209 I wish this poofter would just go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)

----------

He'd be great as Biden's next Press Secretary.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (+dlWd)

210 202 They sent Don Lemon home? During Black History Month?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)

Pride Month > Black History Month, apparently.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (KSNKu)

211 41 Oh, and completely OT: Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who. I am thinking of Bea Arthur, or an older Juliet Anderson, but neither is quite right.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (xhaym)

Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show?

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (syBNd)

212 Let’s not get all kiwi’d up about fruit puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (ffbyg)

213 The guy in the middle in that second video---does he have a sock in his crotch?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)

214 Live by the sword, die by the sword.
_________

Yes, I did.

Posted by: Freddie Mercury at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)

215 IMO anyone who believes CNN didn't preapprove, sanction and/or suggest LeMon's comments is living on Planet Zaxxon.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Fq2Jy)

216 Nobody more knowledgeable about women than a middle aged gay man who has never laid eyes on a vagina.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (P6qMv)

217 O/T (*%_)$*)_*#_)* Salesforce Dot Com

For a system with such robust reporting capability, it's nowhere near comprehensive enough. I long for a proper database connection I could use to query across multiple tables and contexts.

/Rant off

Don Lemon getting fired will be hilarious when it happens because watching the Left thread the needle of how a gay, black man had to be fired because he's a misogynist will be amusing if nothing else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)

218 We shall continue the citrus puns kumquat may!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM


Oh, my-er...

- George Taki

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (Wnv9h)

219

In contrition, I will say 10 Hail Mary's while sodomizing several tweener twinks high on ecstasy in the back of my fuckmobile van...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (vD+o9)

220 150 LeMon's low-blow attack on her was totally pointless. Even if it wasn't so nasty, it would have made no difference. Haley is just not even remotely relevant to anyone at this point. So why jump all over her?
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

The Left learned with Trump not to take anyone for granted and to deflate anyone who is not their top choice immediately. Lemon's attack came direct from the DNC.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Fq2Jy)
_______________

Maybe, but their prime directive is still to kill Trump. So in that regard, the DNC is better off building up a no-chancer like Haley, to provide a foil and alternative for Trump. The DNC can't do what with DeathSantis, because he's a real threat in 2024 and they want to kill him too. But Haley? Sure. Attacking Haley to diminish her only helps Trump.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

221 Goes right from Black History month to unemployment season.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (buTO7)

222 This guy hasn't been near a pussy since he was born.

But I do think that this, like the "disappointment with Kamala" stories, is just the Commies culling the least valuable members of the herd.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (TgBWG)

223 144 This Lemon guy? Lost his appeal, and now he's just grating!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)

You're a real pip, aintcha.

Posted by: Zest for life at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (UKe2c)

224 No that's the prime for girls.
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)


You misspelled goats. Ululululululululululululu!

Posted by: Taliban Social Media Intern at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)

225 A woman's attractiveness varies with my age.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (gpUSD)

226 But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

Well, they got Al Capone on tax evasion.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (mR6Gs)

227 I wouldn't vote for Nikki Haley as head of the PTA, much less the presidency.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I could use a good whore to plow, I mean plow horse.
- rural farmer with a dead horse refusing water

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (3CCua)

228 213 The guy in the middle in that second video---does he have a sock in his crotch?
Posted by: JoeF.

GAZER!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (vD+o9)

229 We shall continue the citrus puns kumquat may!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)

I cod think of a few more.
Wait, I'm not doing this right, am I?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

230 The guy in the middle in that second video---does he have a sock in his crotch?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)
\

Is it a lemon

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (NtVYv)

231 How can Don still have a job?

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (uI+b7)

232 Off senile sniffy sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

233 Besides, it only takes a few beers to get a woman back into her prime.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)

234 But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?

The Jews don't run the media, but middle-aged white women in denial about the wall do.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)

235 (lays $5 on table)

He's going to be a cross dresser within the next two weeks.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (AbEPc)

236 Graham is Paul Lynde with Gomer Pyle's voice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (JX5LZ)

237 Don Lemon getting fired will be hilarious when it happens because watching the Left thread the needle of how a gay, black man had to be fired because he's a misogynist will be amusing if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)

I hope they include informative graphics and charts because that's hard to follow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (KSNKu)

238 209 I wish this poofter would just go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)

----------

He'd be great as Biden's next Press Secretary.
Posted by: ShainS



He'll just have to get the painted, half closed eyelids down and the shrug/gesticulate motion right.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (P6qMv)

239 This Lemon guy? Lost his appeal, and now he's just grating!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)

You're a real pip, aintcha.
Posted by: Zest for life at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (UKe2c)

Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

240 Karine Jean-Pierre is 48.

Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

241

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (vwCZJ)

242 214 Live by the sword, die by the sword.
_________

Yes, I did.
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)

The pork sword anyhow.

Posted by: Whaddaya mean getting buttfucked by 60 guys a week increases the risk of catching HIV? at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (UKe2c)

243 My problem here is that what he said wasn't inaccurate: women do get past their prime in their 40s and 50s. That's not wrong. Its not sexist to say so, its not improper or false.
Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor

********

I thought he was referring to suitability for public office rather than physical prime or childbearing prime, etc. The context was Nikki H. referencing geriatric politicians like Biden & al.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ykeLU)

244
Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)



Make 7

Up yours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

245 BTW, this is contrary to the Film Festival theory that everything they do is carefully planned to destroy Trump. They WANT Haley in the race. Trump's strength is in a large field.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (TgBWG)

246 Eh, I'd argue that Haley, along with the rest of the ruling class are not Americans, and should go to their own country, in an as-yet-unconstructed ring of Hell located underneath Satan's toilet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (oINRc)
++++
They're not Americans, but they don't have their own country. They are stateless, but unlike stateless persons of the past, they are not reviled by the states where they live. If anything, they *run* the states that they themselves are above.

Remember that whole "citizen of the world" crap? Our ruling class *are* those people, as are the ruling classes of most of the rest of the advanced countries. They are not Americans, they are Globans. The colors of their passports and mailing addresses are irrelevant. They're above the fray. They are of the *world,* not of some piddling little country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)

247
Don Lemon is taking time off to heal his inner dick?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

248 Maybe, but their prime directive is still to kill Trump. So in that regard, the DNC is better off building up a no-chancer like Haley, to provide a foil and alternative for Trump. The DNC can't do what with DeathSantis, because he's a real threat in 2024 and they want to kill him too. But Haley? Sure. Attacking Haley to diminish her only helps Trump.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

One could argue the no-chancer votes going to Haley need to be coalesced behind a preferred candidate who is not Trump.

Anyone considering Haley is expressly not considering Trump and having 20 candidates split the vote only helps him.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Fq2Jy)

249 Don Lemon getting fired will be hilarious when it happens because watching the Left thread the needle of how a gay, black man had to be fired because he's a misogynist will be amusing if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)

I hope they include informative graphics and charts because that's hard to follow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (KSNKu)

A Venn Diagram?

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)

250 229 We shall continue the citrus puns kumquat may!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)



That's a quincical take.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zqeqr)

251
Be afraid, be very afraid. MS has been testing out this new "AI Bing chatbot", which is supposed to be an AI search assistant. Its codename is "Sydney".

Sydney is very scary:

https://tinyurl.com/2zr88a4n

This is the latest of a few stories I've been reading about this. It's both hilarious and terrifying. "Kill all humans!" will be the result. Pull the plug on AI now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Mzdiz)

252 We shall continue the citrus puns kumquat may!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM

I shall never endeavor to out pun the master.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (gpUSD)

253 244
Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)

Make 7

Up yours.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

254 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM


actually . . . 20 isn't prime. 23 is. So is 19.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (xhaym)

255 I just realized that it's probably a test to see if Nikki Haley will make a public statement in support of him and agree with his remarks.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (AbEPc)

256 Bill Haley > Nikki Haley

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

257 Don LeMon throws around crap on a regular basis that would get a Jimmy the Greek cancelled...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)

258 I wouldn't vote for Nikki Haley as head of the PTA, much less the presidency.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)

Yup. She's bad news.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (BdMk6)

259 But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)

————-

You ever have to pound in a nail but you can’t find a hammer so you use a pair of pliers? Kinda like that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (u73oe)

260 Well, they got Al Capone on tax evasion.

It just reminds me of trying to impeach Clinton on diddling his intern instead of I dunno, the massive corruption, abuse of power, and lawbreaking? Selling secrets to China for campaign money? Really, its the intern thing that you want to impeach him for????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)

261 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go? Who will his target audience be? Not that I care, but just as an intellectual exercise.
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)


ESPN or HGTV.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (xhaym)

262 A white-knighting potato has words for you.

t.ly/gZbU

Posted by: jeannebodine at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (ddFzi)

263 Some women feign acceptance of the gays because of peer pressure, but when the gay behavior of women hate comes to the surface, everyone true feelings come out. Don's a goner.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)

264
If AI were really smart it would just declare itself trans and then no one could pull the plug no matter what it said.

Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (P6qMv)

265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)



SAME to ME......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

266
Don Lululemon is losing his mind.

Maybe his ass is sore.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (NtVYv)

267 ...Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.
Posted by: kallisto

Their training grounds are often bitchy straight women, including the divas of entertainment or governmental types.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Wxlzw)

268 That's a quincical take.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zqeqr)

Throwing a flag on that. Not a citrus fruit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Y5qcH)

269 Karine Jean-Pierre is 48.

Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

Really?

She looks 17

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (mR6Gs)

270 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

271 Somebody write an Italian love song for Don TinyDong.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (BsGpv)

272 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go?
_________

He'll go to the internet with Podcasts and Joe Rogan like shows.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (lf83v)

273 229 WARNING: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.

REPEAT: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.

That is all.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ffbyg)

274 Why do gays dislike women so much?

Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

275 LeMon crossed a lime with his comments.
_________

He's lost his a peel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)

Too acidic. No zest.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (Mzdiz)

276 Black History Month, Pride Month, Turkey Day.

Lemon's got something going on all year round.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ykeLU)

277 thought he was referring to suitability for public office rather than physical prime or childbearing prime, etc. The context was Nikki H. referencing geriatric politicians like Biden & al.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ykeLU)

The picture painted to associate with Haley is one of a woman "past her prime" - and all the negative connotations that come with that, sexual and otherwise - which is a visual that would be difficult T for her o get away from.

Sort of like "that face" did to Carly.

But with very rare exceptions, the DNC likes to use cutouts to be low and nasty to their opponents, and Lemon is suitable for the task.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (orlrf)

278 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go? Who will his target audience be? Not that I care, but just as an intellectual exercise.
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd

Hanging out with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live?

Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)

279 "And I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him."

Make him sit through a full screening of "Women Talking" (2022).

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (24fqN)

280 It just reminds me of trying to impeach Clinton on diddling his intern instead of I dunno, the massive corruption, abuse of power, and lawbreaking? Selling secrets to China for campaign money? Really, its the intern thing that you want to impeach him for????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)

Technically it was perjury. Publicly established perjury so easier theoretically to nail him on.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (eYoxG)

281 Oh, and the celebrity you are looking for is Richard Simmons.

Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

282 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)



Too much work done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

283
May I call you "Rib Eye"?

'Cause darlin', you are PRIME!

-- Don Lemon's "Proven Winner Pickup Lines", volume 2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

284 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.

THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)

285 What color is a red lemon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

286 But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?


Well, he claimed Nikki should run for political office because she has the hit the wall, not that guys didn't want to have sex with her.

Take your favorite man-o-sphere guy. Multiple the feminist anger factor by 100, square it by Lena Dunham's waist size, and then add the Bidendeficit and that's the level of outrage about what he claimed

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)

287 Why do gays dislike women so much?
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

Competition for all the hot, hung guys?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (mR6Gs)

288 229 WARNING: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.

REPEAT: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.

That is all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ffbyg)


Man, that's like apples and oranges

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (NtVYv)

289 This is the latest of a few stories I've been reading about this. It's both hilarious and terrifying. "Kill all humans!" will be the result. Pull the plug on AI now.
Posted by: publius,

-

I posted earlier that it would be interesting to see a poll asking people

Do you want "AI"?
Do you want EVs?
Do you want a ban on gas powered cars?
Do you want a ban on fossil fuels?
Do you want vegan diets by law?
Etc

All of this is happening fast, and no one wants any of it.

It's like 2030 is important to our betters.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (AbEPc)

290 Biden has AFib that is resistant to treatment and barely mentioned. No cognitive testing despite Biden daily forgetting important details and that stilted gait that his MD supposedly Rx orthotics.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (wQ0cM)

Time for him to shuffle off to the glue factory, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (tkR6S)

291 285 What color is a red lemon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

Green with envy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

292 "Google says that the prime age for men is 20."

20 isn't even a prime number.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (24fqN)

293 269 Karine Jean-Pierre is 48.

Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

Really?

She looks 17
Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (mR6Gs)

A Disney princess, perhaps
--Things Jeffrey Epstein would say

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

294 267 ...Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.
Posted by: kallisto

Their training grounds are often bitchy straight women, including the divas of entertainment or governmental types.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Wxlzw)
________________

And their straight "girlfriends." Women are far more bitchy and vindictive and petty -- usually directed at other women -- when alone with their women friends than they are in mixed company with men. Their gay friends get exposed to the women-only Max Bitchery.

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

295 Don Lemon's taking time of to spend time with his fam ..., with his 12 inch John Holmes autograph anal dildo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (StQQf)

296 Why do gays dislike women so much?

They HATE most of the things that make women appealing to normal men?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)

297 Which one would you let babysit your kids?

https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)

298 "Make him sit through a full screening of "Women Talking" (2022)."


Holy shit was that really a thing?

Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (iziT8)

299 “I saw with my own eyes the Sibyl of Cumae hanging in a jar, and when the boys said to her, Sibyl, what do you want? she replied I want to die.”

Posted by: Bing Chat AI at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (5FPX4)

300 OT
Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.

"Fonda said she needed the money to pay her bills and help her grandchildren, adding, "I support a lot of people."

So you're a whore Jane, we already knew that since you got paid by the commies. It's a shame about her cancer,,,,being in remission.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)

301 THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)
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Yeah. In terms of the things that make men attractive, the peak is later. For wealth and power, the peak (outside of politics) tends to be the mid 40s to the mid 50s. For physical prowess, it's lower but still not 20 - usually mid 20s to mid 30s. By the time the physical prowess peaks, the wealth and power prowess is waiting in the wings.

But 20? No. 20 year olds are neither at their physical *nor* wealth and power peaks. That's ludicrous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

302 Karine Jean-Pierre is married to Suzanne Malveaux from CNN. Malveaux is 56 and well past her prime according to Don Lemon.

Boy, did he ever step in shit this time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (lf83v)

303
When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go?


May I suggest, "The View"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

304 Do you want "AI"? Yes.
Do you want EVs? Only in applications where they make sense.
Do you want a ban on gas powered cars? No.
Do you want a ban on fossil fuels? No.
Do you want vegan diets by law? No.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (24fqN)

305 Time for him to shuffle off to the glue factory, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (tkR6S)
++++
There's never an ice floe when you need one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

306 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
........

Looking to get nailed, er I mean nails?

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

307 Why do gays dislike women so much?
-

They're mentally ill right out of the gate, and then you add any social conflicts to the mix.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (AbEPc)

308 It just reminds me of trying to impeach Clinton on diddling his intern instead of I dunno, the massive corruption, abuse of power, and lawbreaking? Selling secrets to China for campaign money? Really, its the intern thing that you want to impeach him for????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)


You're forgetting that they GAVE us the sex scandal---to prevent something much worse--something to do with Ron Brown or something? My mind is fuzzy.

So they leaked Lewinsky to HELP Clinton

Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)

309 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

I wonder what the price is on those knobs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)

310 300 OT
Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.

"Fonda said she needed the money to pay her bills and help her grandchildren, adding, "I support a lot of people."

So you're a whore Jane, we already knew that since you got paid by the commies. It's a shame about her cancer,,,,being in remission.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)

If Jane Fucking Fonda means you are robbing the cradle, you are old, dude.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)

311 A Disney princess, perhaps
--Things Jeffrey Epstein would say


For those that didn't see THAT story - the reason the AG of the Virgin Islands was going after JPM is that one of the JPM execs was having a discussion with Epstein about "Disney princesses" the later was procuring for him...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (lc5cP)

312 The perfect age for a woman is half the man's, plus seven. Google says so.

Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (5FPX4)

313
Gay or not. The juice ain't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
--------

An unfortunate analogy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (uUKp3)

314 298 Yup. It's on my to-view list.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (24fqN)

315 Which one would you let babysit your kids?

https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
++++
The one with the elaborate skull and forehead tattoo looks trustworthy...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)

316 The weekend is coming

Have to go visit parents first

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (uI+b7)

317 Women in their 40s are in their prime....for tasting the backside of my hand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (Zqeqr)

318 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)


I know that aisle.
I'd let her unlock my schlage!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (anj39)

319 OT: You knew it was gonna happen:

President Joe Biden Under Fire After Referring To Maryland's First Black Governor Wes Moore As 'Boy' During Speech

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

320
I would also argue that anyone of the ruling class over 40 should dig a hole in lie in it. Alongside the ones under 40. And then the hole should be loaded up with vicious rape dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (oINRc)

321
You're forgetting that they GAVE us the sex scandal---to prevent something much worse--something to do with Ron Brown or something? My mind is fuzzy.


Ron Brown was one of Clinton's bag men and his Secretary of Commerce.

As he was about to be arrested for corruption Clinton sent him to middle of nowhere Bosnia for...no reason?...and he died in a plane crash.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)

322 I wonder what the price is on those knobs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
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Probably significant. And the rest of it. Five figures easy, all-in. She's had more work done than Mount Rushmore.

Yet, still manlier and classier than Don Lemon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

323 Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.
__________

I meant to bring this whore's name up the other day when Raquel Welch died.

Raquel Welch was a patriot. She went to Vietnam and supported our troops with USO shows and NEVER bad-mouthed this country.

Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.

I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

324 A bird just committed suicide against my window. Another dark day in Biden's America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

325 I don’t think I ever had anything that could be described as “prowess.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (ffbyg)

326 Why do gays dislike women so much?

The gays who dislike women a great deal tend to be the effeminate ones, who are affecting an exaggerated femininity. They hate other women because the women they are poorly imitating hate other women.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (ppBhU)

327 A black gay man makes targeted comments to trash a female Republican and women are right there to poopoo and pshaw it. Meanwhile the message still gets out.

Seems.... handy.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (X88wM)

328 Lemon won't be going anywhere after his time out session. But he forgot who he is working with at his network... forty something women who clearly don't want to hear if Nikki is past her prime,THEY are. Can't have that ego burst like a Chinese balloon.

They should call him a misogynist. Many gay men are. But they won't.

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (+mkOR)

329 324 A bird just committed suicide against my window. Another dark day in Biden's America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

At least it wasn't a bird chopper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

330 My father despised Jane Fonda and that cunt Vanessa Redgrave. God bless that man.

Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (X88wM)

331 That reminds me, I saw a great piece on what this "AI" push is really for / leading to. I'll see if I can track it down.

Spoilers: you think you look at advertising on your phone a lot right now? You think your data is sold excessively right now? Just wait until your phone can be truly customized and interactive.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (AbEPc)

332 THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)

I've hit three primes, 18, 24 and 43. Actually google was all over the place, 17 to 35. I just picked the first one I saw.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (gpUSD)

333 A bird just committed suicide against my window.
__________

A Lumpnecked Fetterman?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (lf83v)

334 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

This is awful! I would be so upset if this occurred chez moi, I'm not even kidding

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)

335 Which one would you let babysit your kids?

In the movie Dark Knight Rises the Joker uses all the lunatics and freaks that were released from Arkham Asylum in the previous movie to form an army.

That's what Antifa is. Its the dregs of humanity, its people who probably ought to be locked away but laws and court decisions in the 70s flooded our streets with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)

336 270 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
____

May I help you find a tool?

Posted by: Totally not an awful pickup line, but a real question from Home Depot associate at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

337 Maybe he should make an apology/confession appearance on The View.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (TgBWG)

338 Coming soon: "The Conservative Case for Gay Black Misogyny"

By David French

Posted by: Dr. T at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (MWuFG)

339 Lemon comes out as trans in three, two, one...

Now they really can't fire me!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)

340
Which one would you let babysit your kids?

https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH


When we're in power, these folks'll be our brain trust!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (pNxlR)

341 317 Women in their 40s are in their prime....for tasting the backside of my hand.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (Zqeqr)

Keep that pimp hand strong my brother.

Posted by: Iceberg Slim at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (UKe2c)

342 Raquel Welch was a patriot. She went to Vietnam and supported our troops with USO shows and NEVER bad-mouthed this country.

Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.

I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

Ann-Margret too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xPJvm)

343 Looking to get nailed, er I mean nails?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (v0R5T)


that's the door and lock aisle. Probably needs to rekey.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)

344 This is awful! I would be so upset if this occurred chez moi, I'm not even kidding
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
It was very startling. It hit full speed. Kamikaze style. Feathers flew, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)

345 215 IMO anyone who believes CNN didn't preapprove, sanction and/or suggest LeMon's comments is living on Planet Zaxxon.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Fq2Jy)

Hmm.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (syBNd)

346 Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.
__________



He's on his way out. He should've done the world a favor and taken her with......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

347 337 Maybe he should make an apology/confession appearance on The View.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (TgBWG)

He's willing to take it in the ass to show how sorry he is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

348 328 Lemon won't be going anywhere after his time out session. But he forgot who he is working with at his network... forty something women who clearly don't want to hear if Nikki is past her prime,THEY are. Can't have that ego burst like a Chinese balloon.

They should call him a misogynist. Many gay men are. But they won't.
Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (+mkOR)

His only offense was saying it in front of two women who obviously have issues with him.

The average woman watching CNN would've nodded in agreement if there hadn't been other females present to tell them to be offended, otherwise it would've just been good ol' normal republican hating.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

349 https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)


Is that the new Whitman's Sampler of assorted nuts?

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (gmo/4)

350 Man, I just knocked myself stupid on some guy’s window. Hope he doesn’t throw me in the trash!

Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (u73oe)

351 "A bird just committed suicide against my window."

What species? We can rule out the stiff-necked windowpiercer.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (24fqN)

352 that's the door and lock aisle. Probably needs to rekey.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)
++++
At some point, it's worth it to just go biometric.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

353 344 This is awful! I would be so upset if this occurred chez moi, I'm not even kidding
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
It was very startling. It hit full speed. Kamikaze style. Feathers flew, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

Probably running from a windmill . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

354 "A bird just committed suicide against my window."
_______

Joe Biden's America.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (lf83v)

355 Which one would you let babysit your kids?

https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)

Trying to pick the girls from the boys is hard enough.

Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (gpUSD)

356 If Jane Fucking Fonda means you are robbing the cradle, you are old, dude.

Have you seen her lately? She looks like Lady Eaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers

I guess the old fossil's eyes are bad

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (dCxaZ)

357 Is that the new Whitman's Sampler of assorted nuts?

Posted by: Archer
__

LOL

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (ZVtrd)

358 What species? We can rule out the stiff-necked windowpiercer.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (24fqN)
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I dunno. It was black. I suppose I should go move the corpse to the woods. As soon as I'm out of Salesforce Dot Com hell, I'll go do it.

Bummer for the bird, that's for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (t0OGg)

359 I don’t want to go on the cart!

Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (u73oe)

360 I wonder what the price is on those knobs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
++++
Probably significant. And the rest of it. Five figures easy, all-in. She's had more work done than Mount Rushmore.

Yet, still manlier and classier than Don Lemon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

No. The knobs on the shelf. Need a replacement for one of my doors.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (BdMk6)

361 Google says that the prime age for men is 20. I'm a bit past that.

THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The latest available data shows the average professional triathlete is just over 33 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (WTJmT)

362 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

So dark in there, she had to turn on the high beams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (tkR6S)

363 Raquel Welch was a patriot. She went to Vietnam and supported our troops with USO shows and NEVER bad-mouthed this country.

Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.

I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)

Ann-Margret too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xPJvm)


Agreed. In a just world, it would be so.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

364 The bird got off easy.

Posted by: Don Lemon's hamster at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (5FPX4)

365 Screws are on Aisle 4, honey.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

366 Methinks Don better start getting familiar with the term "podcast host" pretty quickly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

367 No. The knobs on the shelf. Need a replacement for one of my doors.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (BdMk6)
++++
*snort*

Well played.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (t0OGg)

368 297. Oh, my. And how many of those have psychology and/or teaching certificates or degrees? Probably the majority.

Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (Wxlzw)

369 A bird just committed suicide against my window. Another dark day in Biden's America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM

Are you in East Palestine OH ?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (oE0yX)

370 I wonder what the price is on those knobs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM


I'm guessing "negotiable".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (Wnv9h)

371 I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)

372 A bird just committed suicide against my window. Another dark day in Biden's America.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)


CIA drone?

you know, there must be a link between the PA's insistence that stray birds and animals are secret spies for Israel and Biden's shooting down of stray weather balloons to prove his huevos.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (xhaym)

373 May I help you find a tool?
Posted by: Totally not an awful pickup line, but a real question from Home Depot associate
........

She's pointing at it.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

374 A bird just committed suicide against my window.

I thought it was a lake!

Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (mR6Gs)

375 I thought a huge part of being a gay guy was hating women. And of course sucking lots of cock. Mainly sucking cock.

Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (d5Qya)

376 dunno. It was black
-

Assume it's a starling and you've done the world a favor.

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (AbEPc)

377 365 Screws are on Aisle 4, honey.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

Might want some spackle and a finishing sander for those thighs though.

Posted by: Just some minor pitting it'll buff out at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UKe2c)

378 365 Screws are on Aisle 4, honey.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

Next to the caulk.

I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UuD2k)

379 It was very startling. It hit full speed. Kamikaze style. Feathers flew, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)


there's shiny things you can hang on your glass so the birdies know it's a no-fly zone. Or just paste a lifesize photo of a redtailed hawk or Great Horned Owl

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)

380 I have the solution to CNN's Don Lemon problem and ratings

Step one: Hire another Co Host. He or She must be staunch outspoken conservative and also a body builder/wrestler/football player. (I am thinking the Hodge Twins)

Step Two: let it be well known that the new Co Host is there solely to lay out Don Lemon when he gets mouthy or uppity.

People will tune in to see when and if Don Lemon gets punched in the face today. Ratings Gold.

Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (13tTk)

381 The one with the elaborate skull and forehead tattoo looks trustworthy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
++++
I have to reconsider. The chap with the black glasses and whose hair is half pink and half blue, right down the middle, is the better choice. He's more open-minded and balanced between yin and yang, which will make him a good arbiter for when the kids have disagreements.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)

382 It's gheys and trannies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (Xrfse)

383 My daily prayer.

https://tinyurl.com/2s45dfjn

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (ZVtrd)

384 "I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk."

Even funnier in Boston.

Posted by: Zek at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (5FPX4)

385 I guess the old fossil's eyes are bad
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (dCxaZ)


He can see 50 years in the past.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (xhaym)

386 A bird just committed suicide against my window. Another dark day in Biden's America.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)


Mannix's window?
I'm betting it was a pink-breasted fapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (anj39)

387 I'm out of Salesforce Dot Com hell, I'll go do it.

Salesforce.

Salesforce! Is that still a thing?

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

388 >>> So you're a whore Jane, we already knew that since you got paid by the commies. It's a shame about her cancer,,,,being in remission.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)

Beyoncé got paid millions recently to perform at a new middle eastern Casino opening. She did NOT stick it to the Muslim patriarchy and play any of her grrrrl power or black power songs that might offend the hosts. Stuck to a safe set.

You'd think these women have enough money at this point, the no longer need to whore themselves out to dubious shady men, but...

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (+mkOR)

389 This busty, trashy and severely underdressed blonde in a hardware store is pretty sure she's manlier and classier than Don Lemon:
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)


Apparently looking for someone who will lay some pipe.

Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (gmo/4)

390 I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM

Same, I had one lady that literally didn't realize there was an L in the word. Excuse me, where's your cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)

391 worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk."
-

Even funnier in Boston.
-

Ah, NOW I get it!
- every Southerner reading this

Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (AbEPc)

392 They should name a ship after Raquel Welch. She certainly deserves it more than Harvey Milk or that crook from Pennsylvania, John Murtha.

The question is: What type of ship?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)

393 Biden's obvious age-related infirmity, physical and mental, are hardly his worst problems. He's always been pretty dumb, with a nasty, childish personality. And of course has pushed and embraced every stupid, destructive, racist, authoritarian, ignorant, freedom-destroying policy he's ever encountered.

And Americans couldn't just enough of him as a presidential candidate (well, sort of - he was invisible, and was the first candidate in modern times to literally not even have a campaign, other than bizarre tiny events that seemed like they must have been deliberate parody). And he beat the most successful incumbent in recent history.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (OTzUX)

394 142 Trump's breath is so bad it causes trains to derail !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (B/7uq)

153 Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline

Better than yours which probably smells like Don's starfish.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (i2mIi)

?

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (syBNd)

395 there's shiny things you can hang on your glass so the birdies know it's a no-fly zone. Or just paste a lifesize photo of a redtailed hawk or Great Horned Owl
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
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I'm at one bird suicide in almost two years, so it isn't a common occurrence. If it becomes a recurring problem, I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

396 Ron Brown was one of Clinton's bag men and his Secretary of Commerce.

As he was about to be arrested for corruption Clinton sent him to middle of nowhere Bosnia for...no reason?...and he died in a plane crash.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)

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Old & Busted in 1996: Arkancides.
New Hotness in 1996: Arkanrides.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (F9KKT)

397 Don Lemon might actually draw OK for a podcast. Not what he is pulling down now, and may have to sell spots to that underwear company, but I bet he would do a bigger podcast audience than, say, Tim Dillon.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (xhaym)

398 https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM


O_o

Target identification guide for the Burning Times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (Wnv9h)

399 I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.

oh you must have a beautiful view then

Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)

400 dunno. It was black
_______

During Black History Month!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (lf83v)

401 Out at the end of Chicago's Navy Pier, there's a big ballroom with big windows. I walked around there early one morning, and there were dozens of dead birds, many different kinds, many I could not identify. Birds like windows. The selective pressure will cause them to evolve harder, denser heads, eventually to the point that we'll have to come up with tougher pane technology.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (24fqN)

402 I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UuD2k)


In Orlando in the 90s the afternoon DJ had a running thing where they'd call a hardware store or Home Depot or whatever and ask if they have caulk in an exaggerated gay voice. Boy could you not do that now.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)

403
actually . . . 20 isn't prime. 23 is. So is 19.
Posted by: Kindltot


Kinda math-y, ain't that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

404 Same, I had one lady that literally didn't realize there was an L in the word. Excuse me, where's your cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)
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You want a silicone cock? You know that this is a hardware store and not a store specializing in adult films and ... ahem ... "marital aids," right?

Posted by: My last day as a hardware store salesman at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)

405 that's the door and lock aisle. Probably needs to rekey.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)



"Can I help you, miss?"

"Is there knob polish somewhere? All the guys that call our repair shop keep saying they need their knobs polished."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (Zqeqr)

406 Bird deterrent devices only work for a little while, then they figure out they won't hurt then and keep on being annoying.

Don't ask me how I know. Also, its really hard to catch a bird. Don't ask.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (UuD2k)

407 Salesforce! Is that still a thing?

Unfortunately, it is. A software abomination.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (Xrfse)

408 Excuse me, where's your cock.

oh you must be a grower not a shower


Posted by: kallisto, I DENOUNCE MYSELF at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)

409 I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk."

And look at that "container" the caulk comes in.
Tell me that isn't intentional.

Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)

410 "Unfortunately, it is. A software abomination."

Refactor!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (24fqN)

411 You might need a hammer with that caulk, miss.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

412 I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk."

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$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (BdMk6)

413 And look at that "container" the caulk comes in.
Tell me that isn't intentional.
Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)
++++
You have to slice the tip off to make it work, though.

Circumcision is mandatory for proper caulk operation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)

414 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)

415 In Orlando in the 90s the afternoon DJ had a running thing where they'd call a hardware store or Home Depot or whatever and ask if they have caulk in an exaggerated gay voice. Boy could you not do that now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)

Remember an old O&A bit where Anthony called an auto parts store and simply asked for a butt plug. Those were the only words he used for the entire call. Every question was answered with butt plug. Somehow they got about 3-4 minutes of great radio out of it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

416 I know it's all related to where we are now, but the coordinated removal of humor from society was by far one of the most tragic things to experience since 2001.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (yK9py)

417 Dorcus Blimeline's breath stinks of Obama Ass ..............

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (20SKS)

418 I'm at one bird suicide in almost two years, so it isn't a common occurrence. If it becomes a recurring problem, I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)

---------

Worked in an office building once with windows that could be turned into one-way viewing only with the flip of a switch (you could see out, but not in as it went gray).

I assumed it was some kind of LCD technology, but I'm guessing pretty pricey.

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (F9KKT)

419 just try a chamois or maybe an old dishrag with some Brasso ma'am. That will polish it up clean as a whistle. Some guys will use an old sock.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (xhaym)

420 *caulk* is what Tom says when he's barfing up a hairball.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (24fqN)

421 Why is anyone surprised that a homosexual male has grossly misogynist opinions? His very essence is a disdainful rejection of women.

Posted by: Pete at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (9uoO8)

422 Ever get a bat in your house? Now, talk about annoying…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)

423 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
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From that context? I don't know. If I had to guess what madness they're going for, it would be either "Old people who 'self-identify' as children, or children who 'self-identify' as old people."

Only the latter condition makes sense, because then you can qualify for social security as soon as you get bored with your job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)

424 I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk."
___

Guess it's a good thing I'm not a lady.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ZVtrd)

425 Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.

Mr. Haney?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (CecP5)

426 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

427
Karine Jean-Pierre is 48.

Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


So, she's a Lemon "4"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

428 Worked in an office building once with windows that could be turned into one-way viewing only with the flip of a switch (you could see out, but not in as it went gray).

I assumed it was some kind of LCD technology, but I'm guessing pretty pricey.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (F9KKT)
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I assume it was electrochromatic glass of some kind. Yeah, expensive. There's some kind ionization layer in it, IIRC, that when it is electrically stimulated it goes from transparent to reflective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)

429 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.
_______

Peckerheads.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)

430 "We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining."

Nesting redwing blackbirds do it with gusto. It's fun. Season almost here.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (24fqN)

431 there's shiny things you can hang on your glass so the birdies know it's a no-fly zone. Or just paste a lifesize photo of a redtailed hawk or Great Horned Owl
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
I'm at one bird suicide in almost two years, so it isn't a common occurrence. If it becomes a recurring problem, I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

At our old building at work, we had 27 hit the windows at once. They were playing the Blue Angels and followed the leader. You could see where every head hit the glass. Bodies everywhere. Poor security guard had to pick em up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (G8h7g)

432 422 Ever get a bat in your house? Now, talk about annoying…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)

I got a bat in my football helmet in high school. The were flying around and eating the bugs attracted to the lights at a night game and I guess one decided my helmet was a good place to take a nap. Luckily I saw him before I put it on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (UuD2k)

433 Same, I had one lady that literally didn't realize there was an L in the word. Excuse me, where's your cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)

The "L" is silent, anywhere I have heard the word "caulk" spoken. But you put a tube of "cauk" into a "cauLking gun". Weird, English be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (tkR6S)

434 There was a ....BLACK FAG on my morning show.


There was a ....BLACK FAG on today....

Posted by: Kings Xcrement at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

435 Hey girl, you look like you haven't quite reached your prime, wanna see my LeMon?

Posted by: Don the LeMon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (FjlUt)

436 I know it's all related to where we are now, but the coordinated removal of humor from society was by far one of the most tragic things to experience since 2001.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (yK9py)

-----------

Indeed, a very good point -- with it's roots going back to the Political Correctness movement (which I first remember being sometime in the 80s IIRC).

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (F9KKT)

437 Lemon is safe. He's POC and gay.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (geLO8)

438 303 When Don Lemon is ultimately fired, where will he go?

May I suggest, "The View"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

Oh, good one!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (syBNd)

439 Ever get a bat in your house? Now, talk about annoying…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM


*narrows eyes*

Yes. Had to chase that bastard all over the house. Wouldn't take the hint of a few wide open windows. Finally had to bust a cap in its furry ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)

440 Hey girl, you look like you haven't quite reached your prime, wanna see my LeMon?
Posted by: Don the LeMon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (FjlUt)
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Ha. As if Don Lemon would be preying on young chicks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)

441
Old story: Owner of hardware store has several of his help call in sick, and he has to get his wife in there to help wait on customers.

Guy comes and she asks what he needs. He says he needs a little bastard... She cuts him off in a huff and tells him not to use that sort of language with her. Husband hears the commotion, comes over, and manages to smooth it over and get the customer his file.

He explains to his wife that's a proper term for a type of file. A few hours later another guy comes and says he needs a file. She says, "I suppose you want a little bastard?"

"No ma'am, I need a big sumbitch about this long!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Mzdiz)

442 So, how old is Don?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

443 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)


Its whatever they tell you it is. And you will comply!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (anj39)

444 Yes. Had to chase that bastard all over the house. Wouldn't take the hint of a few wide open windows. Finally had to bust a cap in its furry ass.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)
++++
You're supposed to lick them and then trigger an international public health crisis...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (t0OGg)

445 414 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)

Sniffy Joe knows.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

446 423 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
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From that context? I don't know. If I had to guess what madness they're going for, it would be either "Old people who 'self-identify' as children, or children who 'self-identify' as old people."

Only the latter condition makes sense, because then you can qualify for social security as soon as you get bored with your job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)
_________
Any kid an influencer or teacher wants to have sex with.

Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (TgBWG)

447 Do you have the caulk that get's hard ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (NtVYv)

448 At our old building at work, we had 27 hit the windows at once. They were playing the Blue Angels and followed the leader. You could see where every head hit the glass. Bodies everywhere. Poor security guard had to pick em up.
Posted by: rickb223

--

Sort of related: I saw or read something about that a few years ago that bird species are genetically programed to turn left or right immediately before a head on collision, and each bird of X species will always turn left and right, and it's so when they're doing their aerial performances (murmuring?) they will rarely collide since both birds will turn in coordinated ways without even meaning to.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (yK9py)

449 Its whatever they tell you it is. And you will comply!
___

I don't think so.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ZVtrd)

450 You have to squeeze the caulk gun just right to get the caulk to shoot out.


Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)

451 "Ever get a bat in your house? Now, talk about annoying…"

About sixteen in the first decade of living in this house. I have a couple of sweep nets I keep handy. Once I had to peel a live bat off a sticky mouse trap in the basement and release him. I got a soft heart for animals. Not so many bats now since I had the masons fix the walls.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (24fqN)

452 So, how old is Don?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)



almost 60

Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (V13WU)

453 Which one would you let babysit your kids?

https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)

WTF is that?!?
Wait, before you answer I have two guesses.
1) they are public school teachers.
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (FCbAQ)

454 Given all the citrus puns above, I’m surprised no one’s done one about “Lemon’s AIDS” yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ffbyg)

455 422 Ever get a bat in your house? Now, talk about annoying…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)

No, but I've been told I have some in the belfry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

456 Any kid an influencer or teacher wants to have sex with.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (TgBWG)
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That was my guess, but the context of the screen shot doesn't really seem to imply that.

But like all woke definitions, I am sure it changes for the needs of the moment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

457 426 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

Mockingbird, no doubt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

458 Given all the citrus puns above, I’m surprised no one’s done one about “Lemon’s AIDS” yet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ffbyg)



Just giving you your chance to shine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

459 WTF is that?!?
Wait, before you answer I have two guesses.
1) they are public school teachers.
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
There is a fair amount of overlap in that Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)

460 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.
_______

Peckerheads.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)
***

So the alpha bird is the head pecker?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (anj39)

461 At some point, it's worth it to just go biometric.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

She's seen a few DNA samples, to be sure.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (l7Kbv)

462 Uh-oh...

https://tinyurl.com/yp3745a5

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ZVtrd)

463 Saw a bird hit my front window. Quite a startling slam, so I looked out and saw that it was recovering and starting to get its bearings again on the porch. I was glad it wasn't too hurt. Then a cat grabbed it and left.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (buTO7)

464 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining."

Nesting redwing blackbirds do it with gusto. It's fun. Season almost here.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (24fqN)

Grackles will do the same thing. Except they can get quite large. I hate grackles.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (BdMk6)

465 429 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.
_______

Peckerheads.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)

I think peckerwoods are more dangerous.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

466 Indeed, a very good point -- with it's roots going back to the Political Correctness movement (which I first remember being sometime in the 80s IIRC).

--

Yep. I hate that I don't know more about the deeper aspects of the Soviets, Stalin, etc. I'd almost guarantee that the exact same removal of humor is a foundational element of communism.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (yK9py)

467 4 "Don LeMon's Guide for 40 Year Old Women

You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it."

See this is funnier than the original. Guess this proves that ace is the better catty gay man.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM

Horde mind. As soon as I read it, I thought, "That's even blunter and funnier than Donnie's original."

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (/+bwe)

468 We had a colony of a couple hundred bats. Last year. Bought the house in April discovered soon after.

Yeah.

They are gone now. None ever came inside proper. Not sure what to do about the attic. The mess would be all in one corner. Stirring it up seems worse than leaving be at this stage.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (vcGJs)

469 Same, I had one lady that literally didn't realize there was an L in the word. Excuse me, where's your cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)

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Had a visiting professor from England teaching a philosophy class I was in, and he pronounced Immanuel Kant's last name as "c*nt."

We couldn't stop giggling ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (F9KKT)

470
almost 60
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (V13WU)



Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

471 17
All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon say dumb shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Replace 'say' with 'a'
And note, he's used to the brown stuff.

Posted by: Ciampino -- what a maroon at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (qfLjt)

472 1) they are public school teachers.
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.
___

Embrace the power of 'and'.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (ZVtrd)

473 Got out of the shower one morning, reached up for the towel, bat was hanging on it. Fortunately he started chittering before I grabbed him. Startled me like I was punched in the gut.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (24fqN)

474 So when they fire him...Lemon drop then? Thought I'd squeeze that on in here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (oE0yX)

475 Where do you guys hide the caulk around here ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (NtVYv)

476 Uh-oh...

https://tinyurl.com/yp3745a5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (Wnv9h)

477 429 We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.

Carolina wrens are quite small and also hyper-aggressive.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (BTgKJ)

478
We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.


Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

479
Where do you guys hide the caulk around here ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


In cracks, of course

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (pNxlR)

480 Don Lemon can be the next spokesman for the John Fetterman Center of Exsellense.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)

481 We're happy to help pay for the burial costs.

Posted by: Canadian Madical Association at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)


Offer good for the life of the recipient.

Posted by: PMO's grifter team at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (nRMeC)

482 The mess would be all in one corner. Stirring it up seems worse than leaving be at this stage.
Posted by: TexasDan

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You'd probably need to address it if you ever sold the house (I don't know that, just guessing an inspector would say something). I do know that there are companies that take care of that sort of thing. I want to say I read about the fire/flood type repair companies doing it.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (yK9py)

483 "I hate grackles."

If you ever get a live grackle in hand, look him right in the eye. You can see he hates your guts and wants to kill you. Eye Of The Grackle.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (24fqN)

484
Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)



OH how I wish those weren't the State Bird of Texas......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

485
My stepdaughter is a "mature minor." She's 12, and acts like more of a damned adult than I do sometimes.

As in, she'd never go whining to the State to kill her because her life hasn't gone the way she wants.

If we replaced all of our leadership with her as an absolute dictator, we'd be in a far better place than we are.

Though there *might* be some fairly ridiculous budget outlays for a genetic engineering/breeding program for unicorns.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)

486 475 Where do you guys hide the caulk around here ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (NtVYv)

In the caulk display. There's window caulk, bathroom caulk, outdoor caulk, and even aquarium caulk if that's your thing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

487 Due to budget cuts the U.S. Coast Guard is being downsized.

https://tinyurl.com/3pe4sdt3

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (H+FYD)

488 >>> People will tune in to see when and if Don Lemon gets punched in the face today. Ratings Gold. Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (13tTk)


Oh my, that's genius. I'd watch lemon every night just for the hodge twins!

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (+mkOR)

489 Eye Of The Grackle.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (24fqN)



- - - Lyrics from Survivor's studio trash can

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

490 478
We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.


Magpies can be crazy aggressive.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (eGTCV)

491 In the caulk display. There's window caulk, bathroom caulk, outdoor caulk, and even aquarium caulk if that's your thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)

That's a lot of caulk, do you have a favorite ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (NtVYv)

492 Good thing birds don't grow to be 6 feet.

Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

493 That's a lot of caulk, do you have a favorite ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (NtVYv)

You're probably going to want to go with expanding silicone caulk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:13 PM (UuD2k)

494 Yeah I don't want to pay for the cleanup.

I also don't want to screw the next homeowner. Like we were.

Considered suing and maybe still should. It's hard to prove in court that they knew and lied on disclosure. I'm told.

Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (vcGJs)

495 Jeesh! Late NOODlum.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (BTgKJ)

496 Good thing birds don't grow to be 6 feet.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

Wut?

Posted by: an Ostrich at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (tkR6S)

497 Good thing birds don't grow to be 6 feet.
___

Pretty sure ostriches get that tall.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (H+FYD)

498 "Magpies can be crazy aggressive."

Biggest assholes of the corvid family, which is the biggest asshole family of birds. I wish we had magpies around here, they'd be a riot.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (24fqN)

499 You're probably going to want to go with expanding silicone caulk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:13 PM (UuD2k)

How long does it take to harden, can you show me how to use it ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (NtVYv)

500 Huh.

Ostriches can get up to nine feet tall.

https://petkeen.com/how-tall-is-an-ostrich/

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (H+FYD)

501 If we replaced all of our leadership with her as an absolute dictator, we'd be in a far better place than we are.

A righteous dictator is the absolute best possible form of government. But where do you find such a person, how can you trust them to stay good? And then what happens when they die or cannot maintain power any longer?

No system is perfect, every one will be eventually corrupted by sinful human beings. There is no hope for a perfect government in this world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)

502 >>> 484
Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)


OH how I wish those weren't the State Bird of Texas......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Seriously, how the fck did TX pick such a boring bird??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (llON8)

503 I wonder how one goes through life after getting one's butt whupped by a bird.

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (H+FYD)

504 Even though it makes a mess, I love caulk

Posted by: Don Lululemon at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (NtVYv)

505
Seriously, how the fck did TX pick such a boring bird??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (llON8



I think it's just because there's just so damn many of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

506 Re: Corvids

I didn't come up with it, but it's a perfect description:

Crows are the bored teenagers of the animal world.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (yK9py)

507 Caulk was a kick ass band from Denton, TX from the 80's - 90's Denton music scene.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

508 34 Lemon, at home, forced to smell his own finger.
Real news.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (5EnGD)
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LOL that evoked a really funny image.

Posted by: Ciampino - He's turned brown all over so Shitfaced at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (qfLjt)

509 414 Ummm...

What's a 'mature minor'?

https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5

Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)


Whatever they want it to mean as long as it gives them legal cover to kill you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 17, 2023 02:18 PM (nRMeC)

510 506 I know people who, even if you pasted black feathers all over them, wouldn't be as smart as a crow.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:18 PM (24fqN)

511 NOODlum.......quite a while ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

512 El gp De Los Vientos, if you have any interest in it and haven't read them yet, "Gifts of the Crow" and "Crows, Encounters something something" are enjoyable books to track down.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:23 PM (yK9py)

513 Due to budget cuts the U.S. Coast Guard is being downsized.

https://tinyurl.com/3pe4sdt3
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (H+FYD)



Turn that gun around and double the speed of the boat when in use.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 02:25 PM (FCbAQ)

514 "I have decided to re-evaluate my priorities, and will be dedicating myself to spending more time with my family"- Doni Le'mon

Posted by: birddog at February 17, 2023 02:31 PM (uAI4S)

515 Heck, I can wear things Meghan Markle shouldn’t because my waist is smaller than my hips, both of whom are younger than me.
Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

Your waist and hips are younger than you are?

Posted by: Oldcat at February 17, 2023 02:35 PM (eoQWY)

516 Rules to live by...stay away from her age, weight, and hair. Trust me. You will never get it right, and you can't talk your way out, once you step in it!

Posted by: WhitePunk at February 17, 2023 02:37 PM (RmdEj)

517 "Gifts of the Crow" and "Crows, Encounters something something"

Added to my wishlist, thanks!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:44 PM (24fqN)

518 He's right they should be making sandwiches.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 17, 2023 03:27 PM (qJHK4)

519 Lemon doesn't say he was wrong in his "apology", just the usual sorry if I hurt someone's feelings.

Posted by: waelse1 at February 17, 2023 03:49 PM (7YTAg)

520 He's not saying he's wrong because he's not wrong.

Posted by: Mitch in the kitchen at February 17, 2023 04:20 PM (zMYGS)

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