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A Day After Don LeMon Opines That Women 40 Or Older Shouldn't Seek Professional Advancement Because "They're Not In Their (Sexual) Prime," His Female Cohosts Happily Announce "Don Has the Day Off"
That video below.
As I gleefully, shadenfreudtastically mentioned yesterday, Don LeMon attempted to rebut Nikki Haley's statement that very old people like Joe Biden should take tests periodically to establish that they're cognitively fit for the job. Biden is 80, but speaks at 106 year level. Don LeMon said that he was "uncomfortable" talking about age, and rebutted Nikki Haley's proposal that people prove their cognitive ability by saying, "Oh yeah? Women aren't in their sexual primes beyond their twenties so you're the one who's really old, not Joe Biden!" No seriously, he said that. Or words to that close effect.Lemon: This whole talk about age makes me uncomfortable. I think it's the wrong road to go down. She says people, you know, politicians are suddenly not in their prime. Nikki Haley isn't in her prime. Sorry, When a woman is in their prime in 20s and 30s and maybe 40s... Poppy Harlow: What are you talking -- Wait... Lemon: That's not according to me. Harlow: Prime for what? Lemon: It depends. It's just like, prime. If you look it up. If you Google when is a woman in her prime, it'll say 20s, 30s, 40s. Harlow: Forties! Oh my god, I have another decade. Lemon: I'm not saying I agree with that. So I think she has to be careful about saying that, you know, politicians are in their prime. Harlow: Are you talking about prime for, like, childbearing? Or are you talking about prime for being president? Lemon: Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just saying what the facts are. Google it. Everybody at home, when is a woman in her prime? It says 20s, 30s and 40s. I'm just saying Nikki Haley should careful about saying that politics are not in their prime, and they need to be in their prime when they serve. She would not be in her prime according to Google or whatever it is.
That video, in all its cringy glory, here:
Don LeMon's Guide for 40 Year Old Women You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it. Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air, Chris Licht announced that he was "disappointed" in Don LeMon's "unacceptable and unfair" comments about the bulk of CNN's female audience.
CNN's chairman, Chris Licht, opened his daily 9 a.m. editorial call by saying that the remarks by Mr. Lemon, which were widely viewed as sexist and insensitive, had left him "disappointed." "His remarks were upsetting, unacceptable and unfair to his co-hosts, and ultimately a huge distraction to the great work of this organization," Mr. Licht told his staff, according to a recording of the call obtained by The New York Times. ... "I am sorry," Mr. Lemon said. "I did not mean to hurt anyone. I did not mean to offend anyone."This is the
NYT reporting, so you know it's true. LOL.
"Don has the day off."
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 17, 2023
pic.twitter.com/ovVLRERCQU
I'd be very surprised if it’s only *one* day off. Apparently CNN is saying that the absence was planned, but with Poppy Harlow on the road today, that seems a bit unlikely. Stay tuned. -- Ed]Well obviously CNN is lying. That is a General Truth. So, will Don LeMon be fired, or forced into humiliating Counseling Sessions where he learns how to interact with women in a non-offensive way and treat them as equals, even if he doesn't want to rub his balls and then stick his fingers in their faces? The latter, of course. CNN cannot fire the guy who proclaimed "I'm gay and black, you can't fire me" quite yet. And I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: jmel at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (RWHIh)
You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it."
See this is funnier than the original. Guess this proves that ace is the better catty gay man.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)
Lost out to a weird new nic.
Posted by: jmel at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM (RWHIh)
I've been around these parts for a while.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)
He will be learning to code or giving BJs on street corners very soon.
Posted by: Czech Chick at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (UHs9I)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)
___________
*rolls eyes*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (63Dwl)
All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon say dumb shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM
Well, when life gives you Lemons....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (iFTx/)
CHOOO CHOOO!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: huerfano at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (gGxps)
This may have already been covered in yesterday's class...but Teh Ghey are notoriously b!tchy when sniping @ straight women.
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (KSNKu)
Proof yet again that the left has terrible comedians. Imagine how funny it'd be if he actually did that?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (lf83v)
Here’s FEMA’s own statement on what a disaster is:
What We Face as A Nation
Our Nation experiences a diverse range of disasters. A disaster is defined as an adverse condition or occurrence that requires coordinated action across multiple entities to resolve. Disasters include all types of emergencies and hazards, and can come in all forms and magnitudes to include both natural and man-made incidents.
We consider many factors when preparing and planning for disasters. From the climate to new threats, alongside things like demographics and technology, many factors must be taken into consideration on our path to becoming more resilient. We prepare for natural hazards such as heatwaves, heavy precipitation, storm surges, droughts, floods, wildfires, hurricanes, tornadoes, or earthquakes. We also prepare for man-made incidents such as acts of terrorism and war. As a Nation we need to be more prepared than ever to face a spectrum of disasters.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Of8no)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (17s+e)
You know what they say about black guys and cock size?
Not true......
Posted by: Tater "Spud" Stelter at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)
He'll be fired, then become a speechwriter for the junta.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (oE0yX)
Real news.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM
Garrett taught him well. Now ace is the master.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Beartooth at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (N52dd)
*******
Well, when Tater doesn't return your calls and ghosts you on Twitter, where else are you going to turn?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (Wnv9h)
Please do. It is my contribution to society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)
a guy I used to work with used to say" they don't tell, they don't swell, and they are great full as hell"
Posted by: Cicero Skip at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (FIrEF)
He'll be fired, then become a speechwriter for the junta.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:10 PM (BdMk6)
He will take 3 days 'anger management training' and be back on the air within a week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: blaster at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Joe Robinette, ice cream truck driver at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (wzAuc)
Don Lemon for transportation secretary! He loves trains...Well, gloryholes too. Plus he's in his prime!
Posted by: Minnfidel
And he won't have to take pamernity leave.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:13 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)
370 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
///////////
it's so over bros.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)
I always call him by his birth name. Gloria Vanderbilt Jr.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
******
That is a perfectly cromulent word, Ace.
Sort of a foreignmanteau.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM
Appreciation for both words.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)
///////////
it's so over bros.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 P
There was arugula everywhere man! I don't want to talk about it though.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (nC+QA)
It's the intersectionality thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM
Already sent along.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (Wnv9h)
////////////
libs need to be ritually humiliated so that other libs may learn...slowly, like earthworms touching an electric wire...but maybe they'll get itt
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (MLrvz)
.......
I Goggled Don LeMon and HR contacted me about visiting restricted sites.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:15 PM (lf83v)
_________
He's lost his a peel.
******
He no longer approaches his work with the same zest.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ykeLU)
Coulter says Nikki Haley should "go back to your own country."
https://tinyurl.com/yjr8d224
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (sWM8x)
///
their bodies aren't your weapons.
i.e., bitches be crazy
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (b7MbH)
and don't ask me how I know
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM
Well then I am twice as prime! Ha!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (oE0yX)
In fairness, this is a message that many women in their 40s who are dressing like they are in their 20s and acting like they are in their teens could stand to hear, the gayer than cum milshakes messenger notwithstanding.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)
Women are like wine. They get better with age.
Men are like beer. You open them at 17, and then they go flat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: nurse ratched
-
I washed my hands of all of this somewhere around January 2021.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (yK9py)
370 "Olbermann urges blue states to wage 'economic civil war' on red states: 'Starve red states into submission' "
///////////
it's so over bros.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM
I'm starting to think this Olbermann guy doesn't understand how reality works.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (Wnv9h)
How? Cause she'd double around past her "prime," another lap around the buffet bar?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (lf83v)
We're happy to help pay for the burial costs.
Posted by: Canadian Madical Association at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM
How do you know?
Asking for the Commentariat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)
https://tinyurl.com/yjr8d224
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM
Maybe all the cum from Bill Maher finally made it's way to what was left of her brain. Ann, just STFU and go donate your neck lump to the Fetterman hall of fame museum.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: EveR at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: CNN PR at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Karenstocracy at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (16Hdt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (ffbyg)
--
Which is why I never understood why non-radical feminists would consider gays to be allies.
--
Yep. They HATE women. It's always been weird to see the comraderie.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 17, 2023 12:51 PM (+yuVD)
All the laws and internal rules defining the emergencies FEMA can work on would be thrown-out the window if Joey Balloon declared East Palestine and the surrounding a Federal Disaster Area. Not. Going. To. Happen.
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (AMIL/)
YOU ARE A DOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
Posted by: Woody the Toy Douche at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Enemy of my Enemy is my friend.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (NW9xb)
And now he’s just grating.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM
Well that zinger is sure a twist.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:19 PM (oE0yX)
In fairness, this is a message that many women in their 40s who are dressing like they are in their 20s and acting like they are in their teens could stand to hear, the gayer than cum milshakes messenger notwithstanding.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)
________________________
"Women in their 40s dressing like they're in their 20s? Hah!"
---- "Doctor" Jill Biden, slipping on fishnet stockings from the Giorgio Armani Street Walker Collection
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM
You live in the Gay State.* We understand.
*yeah, so do I
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (oE0yX)
Brain damage from malnutrition. Apparently you can't survive off Pall Malls and chardonnay.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
---
Rip Taylor?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (iayUP)
I'm certainly glad I missed that song back then......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:16 PM (ppBhU)
Truth. It seems to be more of an Acela media thing, too, and seems do become more ludicrous as the ladies grow even older. Andrea Mitchell, for example, dresses like she did when she was 50 and pretending she was 20. I liked the original version, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (KSNKu)
Wait, are there feminists who aren't radical?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (oE0yX)
........
Too bad they've got all the farms.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
You're 320?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Kindltot
He'll be hired like the common Tater by an Ivy League waste-of-money.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (i2mIi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: John Fetterman at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (vwCZJ)
---
Rip Taylor?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)
Paul Lynn?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (17s+e)
-
Oh no, how will we live without... Tapas bars, maybe?
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
You're 320?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)
*Math Warning*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
And then afterwards, he left the republican party..... again..... for the 43rd time.....
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (QpUKb)
---
Rip Taylor?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM
I was thinking that Chrisley knows best guy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)
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Oh yeah deprive the red states of food. General Patton he is not.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Fq2Jy)
Posted by: Don Lemon
********
Orange you glad we didn't play 'banana'?
/also Don Lemon
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Kindltot
Paul Lynde
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (i2mIi)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (gpUSD)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
I've been in my prime at least 16 times.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (ynpvh)
You're 320?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:21 PM (eYoxG)
2, 3, 5, 7, 11...
But I was told to avoid the maths.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (ynpvh)
Don Lemon needs Brain conversion therapy.
Posted by: portlandon at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Lemon actually increased the likelihood of Haley staying in the race until South Carolina to a whopping one percent.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Kindltot
Gay Foghorn Leghorn
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM (DK4U1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Not a credit to his people. Meaning the LGBTQAWTFBBQ rainbow people. at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (UKe2c)
---
Rip Taylor?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (sWM8x)
Paul Lynn?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (ynpvh)
Charles Nelson Reilly?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Default mode for the Left: attack, attack, attack. 2nd here might be that they hate, hate, hate minorities that leave the Rez like muslims hate apostates. Minorities that don't toe the line have to be made examples of, to the point of channeling their inner-KKK. They're not against racism or sexism; it's just that they see it as their exclusive political weapon either as a shield or a club.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (lf83v)
It was an attempted lumpectomy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot
Gay Foghorn Leghorn
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:23 PM
Nope.
Snagglepuss. (mic drop)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (gMml8)
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Don Knotts?
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (Fq2Jy)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
Not much to talk about maybe?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: PJ at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Piper
===
Does MSNBC have an obnoxious, very stupid black homo? I think there is a spot for him.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM (gpUSD)
.......
Nine years?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
Yeah, 9 years, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (gpUSD)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (wQ0cM)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:24 PM (rJ48h)
I think there's about 147 layers between those two.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mishdog at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (uwW33)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)
_____
Captain Kangaroo?
Patton Oswalt?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (B/7uq)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)
He has admitted he is mentally ill.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (lf83v)
Does MSNBC have an obnoxious, very stupid black homo? I think there is a spot for him.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (17s+e)
Team him up with Joy Reid and call it "Taint and the Twat."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
////
I think he means financially, as in the red states ... need the blue states.
the left has this thing from 30 years ago that "akkshually red states are the true welfare states" because military bases and farms.
so, you know. reality based. so based.
Posted by: sockamster, Doctor at blogothopy at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)
As long as you don't sour on them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
The Left learned with Trump not to take anyone for granted and to deflate anyone who is not their top choice immediately. Lemon's attack came direct from the DNC.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Fq2Jy)
Was he wrong? Should he not have done that?
Posted by: kallisto, still confused about the New Rules at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (dCxaZ)
Captain Kangaroo?
Patton Oswalt?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (ykeLU)
Spuds MacKenzie's mummified butthole?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (i2mIi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)
Someone who played one of the characters on Green Acres? Or Petticoat Junction? Or Andy Griffith?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)
Corporal Dobbs on F Troop?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
No that's the prime for girls.
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)
I concur...
Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
No that's the prime for girls.
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)
————-
Only if they don’t cut too deep. Then they get bitter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (u73oe)
________
But they add zest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)
Y'all are just gonna keep squeezing, orange ya!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (Fq2Jy)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
No that's the prime for girls.
Posted by: Moohamhead
===
That's a fact Jack!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (17s+e)
________
But they add zest.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)
Orange you a little too old for this?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:29 PM (mR6Gs)
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Oh yeah deprive the red states of food. General Patton he is not.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:22 PM (Fq2Jy)
So, send terrorists into red states to poison their cattle and water, burn down their chicken farms and food warehouses, disrupt fertilizer supplies? That looks like an attempt to starve people. It affects blue states as well, but the elites think they won't personally suffer so who cares about peons in any color state.
Posted by: Emmie at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (jTmQV)
_____
Floyd the Lisping Barber
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)
_________
I blame Stephen Foster and his darling, Clementine.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Senator Lindsay Graham reminds me of some celebrity and I can't place who.
Alan Sues
www.imdb.com/name/nm0837297
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)
As long as you don't sour on them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
They are the pits.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
Eddie Arnold?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)
not sure i approve of that phrasing
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)
Jm J. Acosta?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 01:03 PM (GYIa4)
LOL
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)
Proof, if proof were needed, that the term "demented faggot" is a redundancy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:31 PM (iziT8)
I think it also depends on what you mean by dressing in their 20s. Do you actually mean dress for your figure type? Because Paulina, who is older than me, can wear things I shouldn’t, and I can wear things Lena Dunham shouldn’t even look at. Heck, I can wear things Meghan Markle shouldn’t because my waist is smaller than my hips, both of whom are younger than me.
Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (u73oe)
As long as you don't sour on them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (ynpvh)
They are the pits.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
There's a seed of truth there.
Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ynpvh)
--
(looks at minority populations of Southern states)
(reconsiders)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)
But did he have a coconut?
Posted by: Fox2! at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (CUTlH)
Jim Nabors playing Gomer Pyle with a wig?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (lc5cP)
Those women should be happy he's gay, if that's his approach, although those moves might make for a great career at one of the major networks if the rumors are to be believed.
You think he'd be any more a gentleman than that with women if he were straight?
IMO, He's doing everything he can to get canned even though management knows he's gonna be a legal pain in the ass if they do.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (VKuXu)
Jim J. Bullock?
Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (ffbyg)
But did he have a coconut?
Posted by: Fox2! at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (CUTlH)
I have an idea!
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)
And I'm actually okay with putting him through this mortification ritual before firing him.
++++
Yup. Happily. This is his crew. Maoist self-denunciation and cultural revolutionary tactics are the same tactics that he and his ilk have used to destroy the fabric of western civilization.
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)
.........
I heard there's an opening as deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)
not sure i approve of that phrasing
Posted by: REDACTED at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM
I'll concede that wasn't the best phrasing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Wnv9h)
I mean its dumb and irrelevant to the point; nobody was saying "she's still really hot" they were saying she's at an ideal age and level of experience to run for president.
But cancelling the guy for pointing out that women do, really, hit a wall? Of all the things he's said and done in his career?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)
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He'd be great as Biden's next Press Secretary.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (+dlWd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)
Pride Month > Black History Month, apparently.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (xhaym)
Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show?
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (ffbyg)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Fq2Jy)
Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (P6qMv)
For a system with such robust reporting capability, it's nowhere near comprehensive enough. I long for a proper database connection I could use to query across multiple tables and contexts.
/Rant off
Don Lemon getting fired will be hilarious when it happens because watching the Left thread the needle of how a gay, black man had to be fired because he's a misogynist will be amusing if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM
Oh, my-er...
- George Taki
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (Wnv9h)
In contrition, I will say 10 Hail Mary's while sodomizing several tweener twinks high on ecstasy in the back of my fuckmobile van...
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
The Left learned with Trump not to take anyone for granted and to deflate anyone who is not their top choice immediately. Lemon's attack came direct from the DNC.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (Fq2Jy)
_______________
Maybe, but their prime directive is still to kill Trump. So in that regard, the DNC is better off building up a no-chancer like Haley, to provide a foil and alternative for Trump. The DNC can't do what with DeathSantis, because he's a real threat in 2024 and they want to kill him too. But Haley? Sure. Attacking Haley to diminish her only helps Trump.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (buTO7)
But I do think that this, like the "disappointment with Kamala" stories, is just the Commies culling the least valuable members of the herd.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)
You're a real pip, aintcha.
Posted by: Zest for life at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Moohamhead at February 17, 2023 01:28 PM (Fq2Jy)
You misspelled goats. Ululululululululululululu!
Posted by: Taliban Social Media Intern at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (gpUSD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)
Well, they got Al Capone on tax evasion.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I could use a good whore to plow, I mean plow horse.
- rural farmer with a dead horse refusing water
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: JoeF.
GAZER!
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)
I cod think of a few more.
Wait, I'm not doing this right, am I?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (mR6Gs)
\
Is it a lemon
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 01:37 PM (uI+b7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (Y5qcH)
The Jews don't run the media, but middle-aged white women in denial about the wall do.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (JX5LZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
I hope they include informative graphics and charts because that's hard to follow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:06 PM (Xrfse)
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He'd be great as Biden's next Press Secretary.
Posted by: ShainS
He'll just have to get the painted, half closed eyelids down and the shrug/gesticulate motion right.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (P6qMv)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (oedLL)
You're a real pip, aintcha.
Posted by: Zest for life at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (UKe2c)
Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (vwCZJ)
_________
Yes, I did.
Posted by: Freddie Mercury at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (lf83v)
The pork sword anyhow.
Posted by: Whaddaya mean getting buttfucked by 60 guys a week increases the risk of catching HIV? at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Christopher R. Taylor
********
I thought he was referring to suitability for public office rather than physical prime or childbearing prime, etc. The context was Nikki H. referencing geriatric politicians like Biden & al.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ykeLU)
Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Make 7
Up yours.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:33 PM (oINRc)
++++
They're not Americans, but they don't have their own country. They are stateless, but unlike stateless persons of the past, they are not reviled by the states where they live. If anything, they *run* the states that they themselves are above.
Remember that whole "citizen of the world" crap? Our ruling class *are* those people, as are the ruling classes of most of the rest of the advanced countries. They are not Americans, they are Globans. The colors of their passports and mailing addresses are irrelevant. They're above the fray. They are of the *world,* not of some piddling little country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)
Don Lemon is taking time off to heal his inner dick?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
One could argue the no-chancer votes going to Haley need to be coalesced behind a preferred candidate who is not Trump.
Anyone considering Haley is expressly not considering Trump and having 20 candidates split the vote only helps him.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Fq2Jy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
I hope they include informative graphics and charts because that's hard to follow.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (KSNKu)
A Venn Diagram?
Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM (ykeLU)
That's a quincical take.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zqeqr)
Be afraid, be very afraid. MS has been testing out this new "AI Bing chatbot", which is supposed to be an AI search assistant. Its codename is "Sydney".
Sydney is very scary:
https://tinyurl.com/2zr88a4n
This is the latest of a few stories I've been reading about this. It's both hilarious and terrifying. "Kill all humans!" will be the result. Pull the plug on AI now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:32 PM
I shall never endeavor to out pun the master.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (gpUSD)
Lemon wants a 7 Up ---his ass
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Make 7
Up yours.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:14 PM
actually . . . 20 isn't prime. 23 is. So is 19.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Yup. She's bad news.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (0hOvj)
————-
You ever have to pound in a nail but you can’t find a hammer so you use a pair of pliers? Kinda like that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (u73oe)
It just reminds me of trying to impeach Clinton on diddling his intern instead of I dunno, the massive corruption, abuse of power, and lawbreaking? Selling secrets to China for campaign money? Really, its the intern thing that you want to impeach him for????
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd)
ESPN or HGTV.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: jeannebodine at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (ddFzi)
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (gmo/4)
If AI were really smart it would just declare itself trans and then no one could pull the plug no matter what it said.
Posted by: Sphynx at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (P6qMv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIICQemjmNc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
SAME to ME......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: kallisto
Their training grounds are often bitchy straight women, including the divas of entertainment or governmental types.
Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:39 PM (Zqeqr)
Throwing a flag on that. Not a citrus fruit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Y5qcH)
Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)
Really?
She looks 17
Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (mR6Gs)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (BsGpv)
_________
He'll go to the internet with Podcasts and Joe Rogan like shows.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (lf83v)
REPEAT: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.
That is all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ffbyg)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)
_________
He's lost his a peel.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)
Too acidic. No zest.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (ykeLU)
The picture painted to associate with Haley is one of a woman "past her prime" - and all the negative connotations that come with that, sexual and otherwise - which is a visual that would be difficult T for her o get away from.
Sort of like "that face" did to Carly.
But with very rare exceptions, the DNC likes to use cutouts to be low and nasty to their opponents, and Lemon is suitable for the task.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (orlrf)
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:30 PM (syBNd
Hanging out with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live?
Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (mR6Gs)
Make him sit through a full screening of "Women Talking" (2022).
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)
Technically it was perjury. Publicly established perjury so easier theoretically to nail him on.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Piper at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
Too much work done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
May I call you "Rib Eye"?
'Cause darlin', you are PRIME!
-- Don Lemon's "Proven Winner Pickup Lines", volume 2
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (pNxlR)
THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)
Well, he claimed Nikki should run for political office because she has the hit the wall, not that guys didn't want to have sex with her.
Take your favorite man-o-sphere guy. Multiple the feminist anger factor by 100, square it by Lena Dunham's waist size, and then add the Bidendeficit and that's the level of outrage about what he claimed
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (rJ48h)
Competition for all the hot, hung guys?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (mR6Gs)
REPEAT: Do not insert fish puns into fruit puns.
That is all.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:42 PM (ffbyg)
Man, that's like apples and oranges
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: publius,
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I posted earlier that it would be interesting to see a poll asking people
Do you want "AI"?
Do you want EVs?
Do you want a ban on gas powered cars?
Do you want a ban on fossil fuels?
Do you want vegan diets by law?
Etc
All of this is happening fast, and no one wants any of it.
It's like 2030 is important to our betters.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 17, 2023 01:25 PM (wQ0cM)
Time for him to shuffle off to the glue factory, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)
Green with envy
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (24fqN)
Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)
Really?
She looks 17
Posted by: Kamala at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (mR6Gs)
A Disney princess, perhaps
--Things Jeffrey Epstein would say
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: kallisto
Their training grounds are often bitchy straight women, including the divas of entertainment or governmental types.
Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (Wxlzw)
________________
And their straight "girlfriends." Women are far more bitchy and vindictive and petty -- usually directed at other women -- when alone with their women friends than they are in mixed company with men. Their gay friends get exposed to the women-only Max Bitchery.
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (StQQf)
They HATE most of the things that make women appealing to normal men?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
Holy shit was that really a thing?
Posted by: eleven at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Bing Chat AI at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (5FPX4)
Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.
"Fonda said she needed the money to pay her bills and help her grandchildren, adding, "I support a lot of people."
So you're a whore Jane, we already knew that since you got paid by the commies. It's a shame about her cancer,,,,being in remission.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)
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Yeah. In terms of the things that make men attractive, the peak is later. For wealth and power, the peak (outside of politics) tends to be the mid 40s to the mid 50s. For physical prowess, it's lower but still not 20 - usually mid 20s to mid 30s. By the time the physical prowess peaks, the wealth and power prowess is waiting in the wings.
But 20? No. 20 year olds are neither at their physical *nor* wealth and power peaks. That's ludicrous.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)
Boy, did he ever step in shit this time.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Do you want EVs? Only in applications where they make sense.
Do you want a ban on gas powered cars? No.
Do you want a ban on fossil fuels? No.
Do you want vegan diets by law? No.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:44 PM (tkR6S)
++++
There's never an ice floe when you need one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
........
Looking to get nailed, er I mean nails?
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (v0R5T)
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They're mentally ill right out of the gate, and then you add any social conflicts to the mix.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:40 PM (0hOvj)
You're forgetting that they GAVE us the sex scandal---to prevent something much worse--something to do with Ron Brown or something? My mind is fuzzy.
So they leaked Lewinsky to HELP Clinton
Posted by: JoeF. at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (mR6Gs)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
I wonder what the price is on those knobs.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
Jane Fonda attends opera with 90 year old tycoon because he offered her money.
"Fonda said she needed the money to pay her bills and help her grandchildren, adding, "I support a lot of people."
So you're a whore Jane, we already knew that since you got paid by the commies. It's a shame about her cancer,,,,being in remission.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)
If Jane Fucking Fonda means you are robbing the cradle, you are old, dude.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)
--Things Jeffrey Epstein would say
For those that didn't see THAT story - the reason the AG of the Virgin Islands was going after JPM is that one of the JPM execs was having a discussion with Epstein about "Disney princesses" the later was procuring for him...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (5FPX4)
Gay or not. The juice ain't worth the squeeze.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
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An unfortunate analogy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (uUKp3)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (24fqN)
https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
++++
The one with the elaborate skull and forehead tattoo looks trustworthy...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (uI+b7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (Zqeqr)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
I know that aisle.
I'd let her unlock my schlage!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (anj39)
President Joe Biden Under Fire After Referring To Maryland's First Black Governor Wes Moore As 'Boy' During Speech
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
I would also argue that anyone of the ruling class over 40 should dig a hole in lie in it. Alongside the ones under 40. And then the hole should be loaded up with vicious rape dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (oINRc)
You're forgetting that they GAVE us the sex scandal---to prevent something much worse--something to do with Ron Brown or something? My mind is fuzzy.
Ron Brown was one of Clinton's bag men and his Secretary of Commerce.
As he was about to be arrested for corruption Clinton sent him to middle of nowhere Bosnia for...no reason?...and he died in a plane crash.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
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Probably significant. And the rest of it. Five figures easy, all-in. She's had more work done than Mount Rushmore.
Yet, still manlier and classier than Don Lemon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
__________
I meant to bring this whore's name up the other day when Raquel Welch died.
Raquel Welch was a patriot. She went to Vietnam and supported our troops with USO shows and NEVER bad-mouthed this country.
Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.
I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (ffbyg)
The gays who dislike women a great deal tend to be the effeminate ones, who are affecting an exaggerated femininity. They hate other women because the women they are poorly imitating hate other women.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (ppBhU)
Seems.... handy.
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (X88wM)
They should call him a misogynist. Many gay men are. But they won't.
Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
At least it wasn't a bird chopper.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (X88wM)
Spoilers: you think you look at advertising on your phone a lot right now? You think your data is sold excessively right now? Just wait until your phone can be truly customized and interactive.
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:43 PM (0hOvj)
I've hit three primes, 18, 24 and 43. Actually google was all over the place, 17 to 35. I just picked the first one I saw.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (gpUSD)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (lf83v)
This is awful! I would be so upset if this occurred chez moi, I'm not even kidding
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
In the movie Dark Knight Rises the Joker uses all the lunatics and freaks that were released from Arkham Asylum in the previous movie to form an army.
That's what Antifa is. Its the dregs of humanity, its people who probably ought to be locked away but laws and court decisions in the 70s flooded our streets with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (0hOvj)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
____
May I help you find a tool?
Posted by: Totally not an awful pickup line, but a real question from Home Depot associate at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (MWuFG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (2tUFv)
Which one would you let babysit your kids?
https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH
When we're in power, these folks'll be our brain trust!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:47 PM (Zqeqr)
Keep that pimp hand strong my brother.
Posted by: Iceberg Slim at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (UKe2c)
Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.
I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)
Ann-Margret too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (v0R5T)
that's the door and lock aisle. Probably needs to rekey.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
It was very startling. It hit full speed. Kamikaze style. Feathers flew, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ... at February 17, 2023 01:35 PM (Fq2Jy)
Hmm.
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (syBNd)
__________
He's on his way out. He should've done the world a favor and taken her with......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (TgBWG)
He's willing to take it in the ass to show how sorry he is.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
They should call him a misogynist. Many gay men are. But they won't.
Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:49 PM (+mkOR)
His only offense was saying it in front of two women who obviously have issues with him.
The average woman watching CNN would've nodded in agreement if there hadn't been other females present to tell them to be offended, otherwise it would've just been good ol' normal republican hating.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
Is that the new Whitman's Sampler of assorted nuts?
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (u73oe)
What species? We can rule out the stiff-necked windowpiercer.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)
++++
At some point, it's worth it to just go biometric.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (dCxaZ)
++++
It was very startling. It hit full speed. Kamikaze style. Feathers flew, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)
_______________
Probably running from a windmill . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (lf83v)
https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
Trying to pick the girls from the boys is hard enough.
Posted by: Javems at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (gpUSD)
Have you seen her lately? She looks like Lady Eaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers
I guess the old fossil's eyes are bad
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (24fqN)
++++
I dunno. It was black. I suppose I should go move the corpse to the woods. As soon as I'm out of Salesforce Dot Com hell, I'll go do it.
Bummer for the bird, that's for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (BdMk6)
++++
Probably significant. And the rest of it. Five figures easy, all-in. She's had more work done than Mount Rushmore.
Yet, still manlier and classier than Don Lemon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
No. The knobs on the shelf. Need a replacement for one of my doors.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (BdMk6)
THat's ludicrous. For athletes 27 is prime usually, and for dating and marriage a guy in his 30s is prime. 20 year olds, seriously???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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The latest available data shows the average professional triathlete is just over 33 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (WTJmT)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
So dark in there, she had to turn on the high beams.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (tkR6S)
Jane Fonda was and is a traitor.
I wish someone in the military would step up and recognize Welch for her service to our country.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)
Ann-Margret too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Southpaw at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xPJvm)
Agreed. In a just world, it would be so.
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Don Lemon's hamster at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (BdMk6)
++++
*snort*
Well played.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Lola at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (Wxlzw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM
Are you in East Palestine OH ?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM
I'm guessing "negotiable".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: A Bird at February 17, 2023 01:53 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
CIA drone?
you know, there must be a link between the PA's insistence that stray birds and animals are secret spies for Israel and Biden's shooting down of stray weather balloons to prove his huevos.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Totally not an awful pickup line, but a real question from Home Depot associate
........
She's pointing at it.
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: NCKate at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (d5Qya)
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (AbEPc)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
Might want some spackle and a finishing sander for those thighs though.
Posted by: Just some minor pitting it'll buff out at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
Next to the caulk.
I worked in hardware stores and I always got a chuckle when a lady would come in and ask for caulk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)
there's shiny things you can hang on your glass so the birdies know it's a no-fly zone. Or just paste a lifesize photo of a redtailed hawk or Great Horned Owl
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
Step one: Hire another Co Host. He or She must be staunch outspoken conservative and also a body builder/wrestler/football player. (I am thinking the Hodge Twins)
Step Two: let it be well known that the new Co Host is there solely to lay out Don Lemon when he gets mouthy or uppity.
People will tune in to see when and if Don Lemon gets punched in the face today. Ratings Gold.
Posted by: Picric at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (13tTk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
++++
I have to reconsider. The chap with the black glasses and whose hair is half pink and half blue, right down the middle, is the better choice. He's more open-minded and balanced between yin and yang, which will make him a good arbiter for when the kids have disagreements.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (ZVtrd)
Even funnier in Boston.
Posted by: Zek at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:52 PM (dCxaZ)
He can see 50 years in the past.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)
Mannix's window?
I'm betting it was a pink-breasted fapper.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 01:55 PM (anj39)
Salesforce.
Salesforce! Is that still a thing?
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (oE0yX)
Beyoncé got paid millions recently to perform at a new middle eastern Casino opening. She did NOT stick it to the Muslim patriarchy and play any of her grrrrl power or black power songs that might offend the hosts. Stuck to a safe set.
You'd think these women have enough money at this point, the no longer need to whore themselves out to dubious shady men, but...
Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (+mkOR)
https://is.gd/uXEKwA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
Apparently looking for someone who will lay some pipe.
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM
Same, I had one lady that literally didn't realize there was an L in the word. Excuse me, where's your cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)
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Even funnier in Boston.
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Ah, NOW I get it!
- every Southerner reading this
Posted by: RIP Tyler Nichols - Those white supremacist cops will face justice at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (AbEPc)
The question is: What type of ship?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)
And Americans couldn't just enough of him as a presidential candidate (well, sort of - he was invisible, and was the first candidate in modern times to literally not even have a campaign, other than bizarre tiny events that seemed like they must have been deliberate parody). And he beat the most successful incumbent in recent history.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at February 17, 2023 01:26 PM (B/7uq)
153 Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline
Better than yours which probably smells like Don's starfish.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 17, 2023 01:27 PM (i2mIi)
?
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
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I'm at one bird suicide in almost two years, so it isn't a common occurrence. If it becomes a recurring problem, I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)
As he was about to be arrested for corruption Clinton sent him to middle of nowhere Bosnia for...no reason?...and he died in a plane crash.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 17, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)
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Old & Busted in 1996: Arkancides.
New Hotness in 1996: Arkanrides.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (F9KKT)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM
O_o
Target identification guide for the Burning Times.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (Wnv9h)
oh you must have a beautiful view then
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (UuD2k)
In Orlando in the 90s the afternoon DJ had a running thing where they'd call a hardware store or Home Depot or whatever and ask if they have caulk in an exaggerated gay voice. Boy could you not do that now.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)
++++
You want a silicone cock? You know that this is a hardware store and not a store specializing in adult films and ... ahem ... "marital aids," right?
Posted by: My last day as a hardware store salesman at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 01:50 PM (xhaym)
"Can I help you, miss?"
"Is there knob polish somewhere? All the guys that call our repair shop keep saying they need their knobs polished."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (Zqeqr)
Don't ask me how I know. Also, its really hard to catch a bird. Don't ask.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 01:58 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: kallisto, I DENOUNCE MYSELF at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (dCxaZ)
And look at that "container" the caulk comes in.
Tell me that isn't intentional.
Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)
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$20. Same as in town.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (BdMk6)
Tell me that isn't intentional.
Posted by: Zombie Bird at February 17, 2023 01:59 PM (mR6Gs)
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You have to slice the tip off to make it work, though.
Circumcision is mandatory for proper caulk operation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 17, 2023 01:57 PM (ZGrMX)
Remember an old O&A bit where Anthony called an auto parts store and simply asked for a butt plug. Those were the only words he used for the entire call. Every question was answered with butt plug. Somehow they got about 3-4 minutes of great radio out of it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (20SKS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (t0OGg)
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Worked in an office building once with windows that could be turned into one-way viewing only with the flip of a switch (you could see out, but not in as it went gray).
I assumed it was some kind of LCD technology, but I'm guessing pretty pricey.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (F9KKT)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Pete at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (9uoO8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)
What's a 'mature minor'?
https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
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From that context? I don't know. If I had to guess what madness they're going for, it would be either "Old people who 'self-identify' as children, or children who 'self-identify' as old people."
Only the latter condition makes sense, because then you can qualify for social security as soon as you get bored with your job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)
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Guess it's a good thing I'm not a lady.
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (v0R5T)
Karine Jean-Pierre is 48.
Black, gay and past her prime according to Don Lemon.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
So, she's a Lemon "4"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (pNxlR)
I assumed it was some kind of LCD technology, but I'm guessing pretty pricey.
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (F9KKT)
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I assume it was electrochromatic glass of some kind. Yeah, expensive. There's some kind ionization layer in it, IIRC, that when it is electrically stimulated it goes from transparent to reflective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)
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Peckerheads.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)
Nesting redwing blackbirds do it with gusto. It's fun. Season almost here.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: kallisto at February 17, 2023 01:54 PM (dCxaZ)
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I'm at one bird suicide in almost two years, so it isn't a common occurrence. If it becomes a recurring problem, I'll consider ruining my view with bird deterrent devices.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
At our old building at work, we had 27 hit the windows at once. They were playing the Blue Angels and followed the leader. You could see where every head hit the glass. Bodies everywhere. Poor security guard had to pick em up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (G8h7g)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)
I got a bat in my football helmet in high school. The were flying around and eating the bugs attracted to the lights at a night game and I guess one decided my helmet was a good place to take a nap. Luckily I saw him before I put it on.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)
The "L" is silent, anywhere I have heard the word "caulk" spoken. But you put a tube of "cauk" into a "cauLking gun". Weird, English be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Kings Xcrement at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don the LeMon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (yK9py)
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Indeed, a very good point -- with it's roots going back to the Political Correctness movement (which I first remember being sometime in the 80s IIRC).
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (F9KKT)
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (geLO8)
May I suggest, "The View"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Oh, good one!
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (syBNd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM
*narrows eyes*
Yes. Had to chase that bastard all over the house. Wouldn't take the hint of a few wide open windows. Finally had to bust a cap in its furry ass.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Don the LeMon at February 17, 2023 02:04 PM (FjlUt)
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Ha. As if Don Lemon would be preying on young chicks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (t0OGg)
Old story: Owner of hardware store has several of his help call in sick, and he has to get his wife in there to help wait on customers.
Guy comes and she asks what he needs. He says he needs a little bastard... She cuts him off in a huff and tells him not to use that sort of language with her. Husband hears the commotion, comes over, and manages to smooth it over and get the customer his file.
He explains to his wife that's a proper term for a type of file. A few hours later another guy comes and says he needs a file. She says, "I suppose you want a little bastard?"
"No ma'am, I need a big sumbitch about this long!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
What's a 'mature minor'?
https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
Its whatever they tell you it is. And you will comply!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (anj39)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)
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You're supposed to lick them and then trigger an international public health crisis...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (t0OGg)
What's a 'mature minor'?
https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
Sniffy Joe knows.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ynpvh)
What's a 'mature minor'?
https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
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From that context? I don't know. If I had to guess what madness they're going for, it would be either "Old people who 'self-identify' as children, or children who 'self-identify' as old people."
Only the latter condition makes sense, because then you can qualify for social security as soon as you get bored with your job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (t0OGg)
_________
Any kid an influencer or teacher wants to have sex with.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: rickb223
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Sort of related: I saw or read something about that a few years ago that bird species are genetically programed to turn left or right immediately before a head on collision, and each bird of X species will always turn left and right, and it's so when they're doing their aerial performances (murmuring?) they will rarely collide since both birds will turn in coordinated ways without even meaning to.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: Archer at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (gmo/4)
About sixteen in the first decade of living in this house. I have a couple of sweep nets I keep handy. Once I had to peel a live bat off a sticky mouse trap in the basement and release him. I got a soft heart for animals. Not so many bats now since I had the masons fix the walls.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
almost 60
Posted by: runner at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (V13WU)
https://tinyurl.com/5fd5cpdz
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 01:45 PM (ZVtrd)
WTF is that?!?
Wait, before you answer I have two guesses.
1) they are public school teachers.
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ffbyg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:01 PM (ffbyg)
No, but I've been told I have some in the belfry...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (TgBWG)
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That was my guess, but the context of the screen shot doesn't really seem to imply that.
But like all woke definitions, I am sure it changes for the needs of the moment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:02 PM (v0R5T)
Mockingbird, no doubt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (ffbyg)
Just giving you your chance to shine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Wait, before you answer I have two guesses.
1) they are public school teachers.
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 17, 2023 02:06 PM (FCbAQ)
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There is a fair amount of overlap in that Venn Diagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)
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Peckerheads.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)
***
So the alpha bird is the head pecker?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 17, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)
She's seen a few DNA samples, to be sure.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)) at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:07 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (buTO7)
Nesting redwing blackbirds do it with gusto. It's fun. Season almost here.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (24fqN)
Grackles will do the same thing. Except they can get quite large. I hate grackles.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (BdMk6)
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Peckerheads.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:03 PM (lf83v)
I think peckerwoods are more dangerous.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (ynpvh)
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Yep. I hate that I don't know more about the deeper aspects of the Soviets, Stalin, etc. I'd almost guarantee that the exact same removal of humor is a foundational element of communism.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (yK9py)
You're ugly now. Google it. Go dig a hole and lie in it."
See this is funnier than the original. Guess this proves that ace is the better catty gay man.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 17, 2023 01:05 PM
Horde mind. As soon as I read it, I thought, "That's even blunter and funnier than Donnie's original."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (/+bwe)
Yeah.
They are gone now. None ever came inside proper. Not sure what to do about the attic. The mess would be all in one corner. Stirring it up seems worse than leaving be at this stage.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2023 02:08 PM (vcGJs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 01:56 PM (oE0yX)
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Had a visiting professor from England teaching a philosophy class I was in, and he pronounced Immanuel Kant's last name as "c*nt."
We couldn't stop giggling ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (F9KKT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
All jizz and no snizz makes LeMon say dumb shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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Replace 'say' with 'a'
And note, he's used to the brown stuff.
Posted by: Ciampino -- what a maroon at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (qfLjt)
2) they are antifa mugshots mostly sex offenders.
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Embrace the power of 'and'.
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (ZVtrd)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (oE0yX)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (Wnv9h)
Carolina wrens are quite small and also hyper-aggressive.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (BTgKJ)
We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.
Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
Where do you guys hide the caulk around here ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
In cracks, of course
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Canadian Madical Association at February 17, 2023 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
Offer good for the life of the recipient.
Posted by: PMO's grifter team at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: TexasDan
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You'd probably need to address it if you ever sold the house (I don't know that, just guessing an inspector would say something). I do know that there are companies that take care of that sort of thing. I want to say I read about the fire/flood type repair companies doing it.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:10 PM (yK9py)
If you ever get a live grackle in hand, look him right in the eye. You can see he hates your guts and wants to kill you. Eye Of The Grackle.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (24fqN)
Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
OH how I wish those weren't the State Bird of Texas......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
My stepdaughter is a "mature minor." She's 12, and acts like more of a damned adult than I do sometimes.
As in, she'd never go whining to the State to kill her because her life hasn't gone the way she wants.
If we replaced all of our leadership with her as an absolute dictator, we'd be in a far better place than we are.
Though there *might* be some fairly ridiculous budget outlays for a genetic engineering/breeding program for unicorns.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (NtVYv)
In the caulk display. There's window caulk, bathroom caulk, outdoor caulk, and even aquarium caulk if that's your thing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (H+FYD)
Oh my, that's genius. I'd watch lemon every night just for the hodge twins!
Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (24fqN)
- - - Lyrics from Survivor's studio trash can
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
We had a little bird outside the office that would attack the heads of pedestrians. Quite entertaining.
Magpies can be crazy aggressive.
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UuD2k)
That's a lot of caulk, do you have a favorite ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (NtVYv)
You're probably going to want to go with expanding silicone caulk.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:13 PM (UuD2k)
I also don't want to screw the next homeowner. Like we were.
Considered suing and maybe still should. It's hard to prove in court that they knew and lied on disclosure. I'm told.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (vcGJs)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (BTgKJ)
Posted by: wth at February 17, 2023 02:12 PM (v0R5T)
Wut?
Posted by: an Ostrich at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (H+FYD)
Biggest assholes of the corvid family, which is the biggest asshole family of birds. I wish we had magpies around here, they'd be a riot.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:14 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 17, 2023 02:13 PM (UuD2k)
How long does it take to harden, can you show me how to use it ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (H+FYD)
A righteous dictator is the absolute best possible form of government. But where do you find such a person, how can you trust them to stay good? And then what happens when they die or cannot maintain power any longer?
No system is perfect, every one will be eventually corrupted by sinful human beings. There is no hope for a perfect government in this world.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 17, 2023 02:15 PM (0hOvj)
Mockingbirds when you are near their nest ... oh, yes they do!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2023 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
OH how I wish those weren't the State Bird of Texas......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Seriously, how the fck did TX pick such a boring bird??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (H+FYD)
Posted by: Don Lululemon at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (NtVYv)
Seriously, how the fck did TX pick such a boring bird??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (llON8
I think it's just because there's just so damn many of them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I didn't come up with it, but it's a perfect description:
Crows are the bored teenagers of the animal world.
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (yK9py)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Real news.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 17, 2023 01:11 PM (5EnGD)
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LOL that evoked a really funny image.
Posted by: Ciampino - He's turned brown all over so Shitfaced at February 17, 2023 02:17 PM (qfLjt)
What's a 'mature minor'?
https://tinyurl.com/2p89avj5
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVtrd)
Whatever they want it to mean as long as it gives them legal cover to kill you.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 17, 2023 02:18 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 17, 2023 02:18 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 17, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 02:23 PM (yK9py)
https://tinyurl.com/3pe4sdt3
Posted by: SMH at February 17, 2023 02:11 PM (H+FYD)
Turn that gun around and double the speed of the boat when in use.
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Your waist and hips are younger than you are?
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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)