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Disclaimer: Hey ho and up she rises, hey ho and up - wait, that's the same song!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

2 TGIF

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)

3 G'day Skip. TGFO.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 17, 2023 04:03 AM (BLOW1)

4 Morning and evening to all! 'Tis indeed Friday. I'll leave work early this evening to avoid parade traffic, and then I have 4 days off and a half day on Wednesday. Got to finish waxing the car, and I may go out to breakfast on Sunday.

I've disliked the disruption of Mardi Gras for many years, after seeing most of the parades as a kid. Plus this was when the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 started seeing each other (read: spent our first night together). So I have bittersweet memories of MG weekend. Funny how none of that bothered me when I was in Denver and they didn't make a big thing, or any thing, of MG.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:09 AM (omVj0)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 04:25 AM (T4tVD)

6 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 04:30 AM (T4tVD)

7 6: Yes. It's on. Shhhh, workin' here.

(makes working noises....)

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 17, 2023 04:32 AM (C7jzY)

8 Will the AF ever admit that they might have used an expensive missile to shoot down a clubs balloon. Mayor Pete is sure to be right on this, as he is with all other disasters big and small, as soon as he comes back from his vacation chasing pool boys.

Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 04:33 AM (dWBx3)

9 tap



tap



tap

Posted by: the tapper at February 17, 2023 04:35 AM (89Sog)

10 tap

tap

tap
Posted by: the tapper at February 17, 2023


***
". . . they call him The Tapper . . . tap, tap, tap, you know what he's after --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:38 AM (omVj0)

11 BOING & TGFIAO.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 17, 2023 04:43 AM (93RY7)

12 I was having breakfast

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 04:47 AM (xhxe8)

13 Pancakes and rice?

Posted by: Jemima and Ben at February 17, 2023 04:49 AM (89Sog)

14 Almost time to head off to the shower. No shave today; I've discovered that I get the best shaves with a 48-hour or longer beard. Nobody at work is checking my face for smoothness anyway.

Tomorrow: haircut, library, and dodging the one parade that still runs in my neighborhood. Its route begins back of where I live, so I can get into and out of my compound without trouble.

Das Katzchen are doing well. Yesterday they were playing like crazy at this hour; today they're more mellow. Dagny the little girl is trotting around squeaking "Hello, sailor!" and "If you got the money, honey, I got the time!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:51 AM (omVj0)

15 Ich denke es ist "die katzen" aber was weiß ich?

Posted by: sagst du was? at February 17, 2023 04:53 AM (89Sog)

16 Ich denke es ist "die katzen" aber was weiß ich?
Posted by: sagst du was? at February 17, 2023


***
I don't know German, but I'm guessing I used the wrong version of "the"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:54 AM (omVj0)

17 Bing's AI chat search thing - it calls itself Sydney - is an idiot on a level rarely matched except by tech journalists writing for the New York Times. (New York Times)

--

I really, REALLY hate that there's a cutesy emoticon after every stupid statement (I assume to attempt to provide context) by the search engine. That is hilarious and ridiculous and maybe the perfect punctuation to the entire distracting sideshow that will soon be making/justifying decisions for us and determining what we can and cannot do in our private lives.

Back in the 90s I really did think the internet was going to make people smarter. What a fool I was.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 04:57 AM (XTk1T)

18 >>>Good like with that.

Good luck with that. (?)

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 04:57 AM (hWiTk)

19 Long-forgotten but lovely actress Katherine Justice is guest-starring on an early Barnaby Jones. She had the distinction of playing in the very first Columbo TV movie before it went to series, Prescription: Murder, as Gene Barry's paramour.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:59 AM (omVj0)

20 Goede morgen morons

Local TV news reports that somehow an animal tranquilizer has been the cause of necrotic ulcers and death in 4 drug addicts in SF.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:01 AM (EZebt)

21 I don't know German, but I'm guessing I used the wrong version of "the"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 04:54 AM (omVj0)

I can't say for realz cuz I might upset a resident expert. We wouldn't want that, now would we?

Posted by: Not an expert in anything unless being an expert in nothing is an expertise at February 17, 2023 05:02 AM (89Sog)

22 German grammar nazi. Heh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:06 AM (EZebt)

23 Come for the tech, stay for the German grammar lesson!

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 05:09 AM (hWiTk)

24 nazi-->Nazi

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 05:09 AM (hWiTk)

25 I prefer "pedant.

Posted by: as Slapweasel would say at February 17, 2023 05:10 AM (89Sog)

26 Lumpy's being treated for depression.

He misses his lump.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

27 I was having breakfast
Posted by: Skip

Did you bring enough for everyone ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:12 AM (T4tVD)

28 Not sure its possible to speak German and not be pedantic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:13 AM (EZebt)

29 Its gotta be french toast smothered with butter and maple syrup.

Posted by: my favorite breakfast. at February 17, 2023 05:14 AM (89Sog)

30 Finally a lucky streak, working in my own zip code for a bit.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:17 AM (xhxe8)

31 I imagine Fetterman locked away in a sanitarium like Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the Pink Panther

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:17 AM (EZebt)

32 Bizarre weather, quite warm for February

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:21 AM (xhxe8)

33 Trouble with pouring coffee in the dark. I hope Mrs. F. is wearing her slippers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:22 AM (EZebt)

34 28 Not sure its possible to speak German and not be pedantic.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:13 AM (EZebt)

It is if you're from Munich.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:24 AM (9UlRk)

35 Bizarre weather, quite warm for February
Posted by: Skip

But, we'll take it, right ?

RIGHT ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:26 AM (T4tVD)

36 RIGHT ?
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:26 AM (T4tVD)

Wooo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko's brassica seedlings at February 17, 2023 05:27 AM (9UlRk)

37 It is if you're from Munich.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:24 AM (9UlRk)
===

Warum München?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:27 AM (EZebt)

38 Warai-otoko's brassica seedlings

Are you growing bras ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:29 AM (T4tVD)

39 We had a cold snap this week and you could not believe the wailing and gnashing of the teeth around here. They think 50 degrees is "freezing"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:29 AM (EZebt)

40 Not breaking my heart I haven't shoveled snow for a year

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:30 AM (xhxe8)

41 Warum München?

Es ist nicht echtes deutsch?

friggensnatzenfleishbeessenen
bierkopfensowieso!

Posted by: I like inventing german words at February 17, 2023 05:31 AM (89Sog)

42 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 17, 2023 05:32 AM (ju2Fy)

43 No, I looked it up in a German dictionary.

Das ist das.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 05:33 AM (TXFi7)

44 I think that should be Friggensnatzenfleishbeessenen
bierkopfensowieso!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:34 AM (EZebt)

45 It's impossible to be pedantic in any language when you're that drunk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:35 AM (9UlRk)

46 Worse part is donut shop is on way but this branch doesn't open like other 2 do early.

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:36 AM (xhxe8)

47 Got up to 70 here yesterday. Currently 33. Feels like 23. High of 39 today.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 17, 2023 05:36 AM (ju2Fy)

48 Eat me, Skip! Eat me!

Posted by: Cherry Cheese Donut at February 17, 2023 05:38 AM (EZebt)

49 Warum München?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023


***
No, it's cold right now. Winter, you know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 05:38 AM (omVj0)

50 No, I looked it up in a German dictionary.

Das ist das.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 05:33 AM (TXFi7)

It depends on if he was talking about one cat. Then das is okay. More than one cat then "die" is the correct word.

Posted by: lets out expert each other! at February 17, 2023 05:38 AM (89Sog)

51 I was flying to germany with a German friend of mine, and on the plane we were behind a group from Bayern. I was just learning German at the time, and i felt dumb because i couldn't understand them beyond a word or two. I told her i couldn't understand them, and she said "me neither!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:38 AM (9UlRk)

52 That's why every day is a day that ends in Y.

Global Warumening

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:40 AM (9UlRk)

53
It depends on if he was talking about one cat. Then das is okay. More than one cat then "die" is the correct word.
Posted by: lets out expert each other! at February 17, 2023


***
Yeah, 2 kittens, so "die Katzchen."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 05:40 AM (omVj0)

54 I saw comments upstairs about Marvel stock.

I'm long on war and inflation, short on comics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:40 AM (EZebt)

55 (On a side note, i had written a little fragment of a country song yesterday that went:

Every day without you
Is a day that ends in "why"

Could be a catch little refrain for a song, anyway)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:41 AM (9UlRk)

56 I just saw an interesting point in a twitter feed about the "AI" stuff. I don't know if I was reading it right, but I think I was.

Q-Anon wasn't real and no one should believe what it said.

AI is real and everyone should believe what it says.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 17, 2023 05:42 AM (C0bt5)

57 Artificial Intelligence is not a prosthesis for Natural Stupidity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:43 AM (9UlRk)

58 Worse part is donut shop is on way but this branch doesn't open like other 2 do early.
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023


***
If I took my alternate route to work and picked up some donuts for work, there'd hardly be anybody but me to eat them. So I'd wind up gobbling more than is good for me.

Still, 2 donuts wouldn't hurt. Right? Right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 05:44 AM (omVj0)

59 I'm long on war and inflation, short on comics.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:40 AM (EZebt)

Lockheed Martin does still have a tasty little dividend, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:44 AM (9UlRk)

60 50s and light drizzle

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 05:45 AM (xhxe8)

61 Chilly this am, 51 F. w/ high of 55 and a low tonight in the upper 30s. Y'know, the way it should have been in November. By Thursday, it'll be 84 and rancidly humid. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 05:48 AM (omVj0)

62 I have worked mostly with people who did not speak English as a first language for the last 20 years so I have had to become a polyglot by necessity.

I often have to interpret so that visitors and the bosses can understand what is being said. In English.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:48 AM (EZebt)

63 I can't tell what the weather is, it's still too dark.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:49 AM (9UlRk)

64 As best as i can tell, the Scranton accent is a direct result of Irish immigrants teaching Italian immigrants how to speak English.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:52 AM (9UlRk)

65 As a reformed communist I'm happy to say I have made lots of money trading LMT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:52 AM (EZebt)

66 I can't tell what the weather is, it's still too dark.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:49 AM (9UlRk)

Then turn on a light!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 05:52 AM (XIJ/X)

67 I just heard that Hardhide, the female alligator who for years has been the mascot in a town on the north shore of the lake, will be moved to a wildlife sanctuary even farther away. Some Karen complained that the enclosure they keep her in is not suitable for an alligator in the winter, even the mild winter we have here. I'll have to make a trip up there soon to snap a couple of pics for the Pet Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 05:54 AM (omVj0)

68 1. Tagalog
2. Cantonese
3. Mexican
4. Russian
in that order

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:54 AM (EZebt)

69
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 17, 2023 05:55 AM (ENBF0)

70 Then turn on a light!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Why are YOU awake ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:56 AM (T4tVD)

71 Why are YOU awake ?
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:56 AM (T4tVD)
===
He saw the french toast comment upstairs

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:58 AM (EZebt)

72 My dad used to drive a truck to Scranton to get a load of coal to take back home for his customers. All I remember is the slag heaps and the funeral processions with unusual hearses.
Funny what you remember about what you saw that stick with you in your later years. I couldn't have been more than 6-7 years old and loved the truck ride. Blue coal is what he got, sprayed with some sort of blue powder. The home town, that will get a Presidential library, or Delaware.

Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 06:00 AM (dWBx3)

73 Things sure are happening fast all the sudden, aren't they?

It would be interesting to see a poll asking:

Do you want to buy and own only EVs?
Do you want "AI" developed?
Do you want a vegan diet?
etc.

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 17, 2023 06:00 AM (C0bt5)

74 The home town, that will get a Presidential library, or Delaware.
Posted by: Colin

As soon as one enters, a BIG NOSE will appear and sniff ya.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:02 AM (T4tVD)

75 If the world went to an imposed vegan diet, bos taurus and chickenus domesticus (shut up, I'm not gonna look it up) would be extinct in no time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:02 AM (9UlRk)

76 Why are YOU awake ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:56 AM (T4tVD)

Insomnia! All the cool kids have it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 17, 2023 06:05 AM (XIJ/X)

77 porcine domesticus too.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 06:07 AM (TXFi7)

78 Presidential library question...Did they ever build the Obama library? A high lite of visiting Chicago I'm sure. Weren't Presidential library's a rather recent thing.

Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 06:09 AM (dWBx3)

79 They were going to build it. But then they realized there would be nothing to put in it and nothing to brag about.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 17, 2023 06:10 AM (TXFi7)

80 Why are YOU awake ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:56 AM (T4tVD)

Insomnia! All the cool kids have it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Uh-oh !

I bet the 100 comment Rule will be enforced with a tire iron today !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:11 AM (T4tVD)

81 If the world went to an imposed vegan diet

--

It's the plan.

"I do think all rich countries should move to 100% synthetic beef. You can get used to the taste difference, and the claim is they’re going to make it taste even better over time..."
- Bill Gates, MIT interview

https://tinyurl.com/2fqkocmb

"In an effort to encourage more sustainable cooking, we won’t be publishing new beef recipes on Epicurious."

https://tinyurl.com/ydmc5jbq

(For you and me, of course. Not for the wagyu beef crowd.)

Posted by: Have you noticed that the $15 wage now was the $7.25 wage under Trump? at February 17, 2023 06:11 AM (C0bt5)

82 Weren't Presidential library's a rather recent thing.
Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 06:09 AM (dWBx3)

I think back in the day, the "presidential library" was just the president's own actual library, because they actually owned books. The idea of cramming a bunch of shit in a room post facto and calling this ersatz museum their "library" is probably a recent invention.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:12 AM (9UlRk)

83 We know for a fact that Dr Jill was here at. Walter Reed yesterday,. Rumors that Joe was here as well. Wonder if Joe and Festerman had a little one- on-one time?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2023 06:12 AM (qQisc)

84 "Another week. Still not dead. Catching up on the backlog at work after being sick most of January. Plan to spend the weekend fixing blog stuff." - Pixy

Must be other blog's Pixy is talking about, this one runs like a Swiss watch.
Morning.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 17, 2023 06:12 AM (76Foq)

85 I don't get mardi gras. The feast before the fast to spend 40 days reflecting on Christs journey to Cavalry, has become a week of drunken debauchery and sex.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:14 AM (DK4U1)

86 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Don' get too close to Dr. Jill. She would want to kiss you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

87 Wasn't the Swatch a swiss watch?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:16 AM (DK4U1)

88 You can't eat beef. But they can hack down entire forests to pulp up into their shitty little magazine every week and have thrown straight into a damn landfill, while running how many servers to host their bullcrap website that nobody goes to except by mistake. But don't you dare eat what we say you can't eat, peasants. Because Erf.

Douchenozzles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:18 AM (9UlRk)

89 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

90 85 No, looks like you do get Mardi Gras!

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 17, 2023 06:19 AM (U4pE/)

91 Wonder if Joe and Festerman had a little one- on-one time?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

2024?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM (DK4U1)

92 I think.it would be a pretty cool language to combine French and German and then pronounce it wrong.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM (Eeb9P)

93 Upper Room Devotional- A Way Through. A woman from Tanzania reflects on struggles in her life and God bringing her through. Except for the little prayer at the end it's appropriate for interested
Christians and Jews as it's based on the story of the parting of the Red Sea:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8j3z6a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM (+ucyC)

94 I kinda want to make St. Swithens Day a national drinking holiday. Just like St. Patrick's Day, or Eid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:21 AM (9UlRk)

95 92 I think.it would be a pretty cool language to combine French and German and then pronounce it wrong.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM (Eeb9P)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ENGLISH IS A THING ALREADY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 17, 2023 06:22 AM (9UlRk)

96 G'morning Salty.

Yeh, them folks just ooze dignity and class.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 17, 2023 06:22 AM (qQisc)

97 Lump identifies as VP and has some mental health issues. If we don't affirm his identity he might kill himself!

Chump/Lump 24!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:23 AM (DK4U1)

98 Blue coal is what he got, sprayed with some sort of blue powder. The home town, that will get a Presidential library, or Delaware.
Posted by: Colin at February 17, 2023 06:00 AM (dWBx3)
-------
I've got some recordings of the old Shadow radio shows. Their principal sponsor for many of them was Blue Coal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 06:24 AM (XlE1Z)

99 9℉. My boost electrical heat to the geothermal unit is running at ludicrous expensive speed.

For a NWS predicted mild winter my electric bills are much higher than last year, as the overall temps have been so low.

But less snow, which was predicted. Right now only a very thin layer of ice is on top of compacted snow on the local roads.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

100 Owl escapes from NYC zoo, but wildlife people
Are keeping an eye on it. I think owls are beautiful:!

https://tinyurl.com/4pzyrt6p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 06:25 AM (+ucyC)

101 My spot in PA is a balmy 50.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (DK4U1)

102 yo wut sup

whats that red thing on my name?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (BRHaw)

103 FenelonSpoke

Hope you and yours are thriving. And that Jessie is healing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

104 Norman was just vikings pronouncing French wrong. Aenglisc was just Angles pronouncing Saxon German wrong. English is those two shacking up and being a linguistic Bonnie and Clyde until eventually deciding about a millennium later that spelling is a thing that should be a thing.

And then Internet happened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (9UlRk)

105 I think.it would be a pretty cool language to combine French and German and then pronounce it wrong.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM (Eeb9P)
===
Romansch apoken in Switzerland

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (EZebt)

106 So, that's Boomer and the angry troll

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (Eeb9P)

107 Climate change is odd. One part of the country is warm a d another is cold. We need to spend $100 trillion to try to fix that and give everyone temperature equity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:28 AM (DK4U1)

108 somehow the duck from d d g is in my email field

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:28 AM (BRHaw)

109
Wonder if Joe and Festerman had a little one- on-one time?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

2024?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:20 AM


That's a no brainer.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 17, 2023 06:29 AM (enJYY)

110 That's a no brainer.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

*Snort*

You got that right!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

111

It's 1 degree here in Wyoming. Going to warm up to the 20's.

Ahhh, spring.

Posted by: four seasons at February 17, 2023 06:30 AM (ichPI)

112 I don't get mardi gras. The feast before the fast to spend 40 days reflecting on Christs journey to Cavalry, has become a week of drunken debauchery and sex.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023


***
I stopped getting it years ago. On the other hand, there's the debauchery, etc., but it's also a social thing, people going to parades and calling to the float riders, and the riders throwing them beads and the like. Sort of interactive theater.

Or it used to be a social thing, before we started having shootings along the routes in certain areas.

In high school, though, it made for a great date night. "Want to go to Babylon tonight?" "Sure!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 17, 2023 06:30 AM (omVj0)

113 Hmm, that proves it, JB is a living chat bot.

Posted by: Mark in SC at February 17, 2023 06:31 AM (ue/3w)

114 Senator John Fetterman checks himself into Walter Reed Medical Center to treat ‘severe’ depression

Dont you need a brain to be depressed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:31 AM (BRHaw)

115 Cat Ass Trophy,

O'Neil Colonies in Lagrange points, once rotating, will have temperature equity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

116 German and French merged with some druidic gibberish and became the #1 language in the world and a different hermit language.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at February 17, 2023 06:33 AM (Eeb9P)

117 Good for them! Family of benefactor to The University of VA demands a huge amount of money back because the woke university removed the original benefactors name from one of the buildings because the original benefactor owned slaves:

https://tinyurl.com/57f2tka4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 06:33 AM (aT+mG)

118 somehow the duck from d d g is in my email field

DDG wants to inform you that they have discovered trackers in 85% of emails.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 17, 2023 06:33 AM (l7lsb)

119 Have a great day, everyone. Need to prep for the cold.

May your day be filled with beauty and the peace of a satisfied heart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

120 May your day be filled with beauty and the peace of a satisfied heart.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
===
Cya Salty. I'm telling my boss "I'm out!" today

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 06:36 AM (EZebt)

121 Don Lemon: "Nikki Haley isn’t in her prime. Sorry, when a woman is considered to be in her prime in her 20s, and 30s, and maybe 40s…"

Poppy Harlow: "Are you talking about prime for like child bearing?"

"Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m just saying what the facts are! Google it!"

Now do Hilldog, Nancy, and the lady with the Chinese Driver Spy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

122 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 17, 2023 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks, Salty. We have our boy back home from college for a long weekend and FenSpouse if off today- teachers in service day, so those are blessing. I am hoping to see Jessie today and taking a few parishioners with me. Thanks for your prayers. When I spoke to her earlier this week she had a new mattress from her kids, so was able to sleep better, so I am grateful to God for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 06:37 AM (ZIUlX)

123 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 17, 2023 06:39 AM (yEBFM)

124 Hiya Rosasharn !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 06:40 AM (T4tVD)

125 A prayer for Jessie's complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 06:40 AM (EZebt)

126 55 (On a side note, i had written a little fragment of a country song yesterday that went:

Every day without you
Is a day that ends in "why"

Could be a catch little refrain for a song, anyway)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 05:41 AM (9UlRk)

; )

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 06:41 AM (hWiTk)

127 *knocks over coffee*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 06:42 AM (EZebt)

128 Hi JT! Hope all is well with you!

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 17, 2023 06:42 AM (yEBFM)

129 JP Morgan Banker and Epstein:
JP Morgan executive Jes Staley emails Jeffrey Epstein in July 2010, ONE YEAR AFTER Epstein got out of jail

Staley:

"That was fun. Say hi to Snow White"

Epstein:

"What character would you like next?"

Staley:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Epstein:

"Well, one side is available"

There are around 1200 emails about things like this!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:43 AM (BRHaw)

130 I love reading about how ancient Romans in the republic era studied "Old Latin" from inscriptions and place names, and were fascinated by the remote origins of their own new, classy, modern, cosmopolitan language.

And how one of the sources we have for Sumerian language and grammar is the Sumerian homework of Akkadian school kids learning it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:43 AM (9UlRk)

131 68 1. Tagalog
2. Cantonese
3. Mexican
4. Russian
in that order
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 05:54 AM (EZebt)

Unusual! And difficult.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 06:44 AM (hWiTk)

132 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 06:40 AM (EZebt

Thanks, brother. Much appreciated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 06:44 AM (7Ia3u)

133 The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) told Ohio's state government that it was not eligible for disaster assistance to help the community recover from the toxic spill, Dan Tierney, a spokesperson for DeWine, told Fox News Digital on Thursday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:45 AM (BRHaw)

134 I don't know how Don LeMon manages to be stupider than a busted chatbot, but holy crap is that some kind of talent.

He's gotta be trying to Costanza his way into people saying "WOW! Now that guy got canned!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:46 AM (9UlRk)

135 the CBO projects that inflation will begin to ease later in 2023 as a result of aggressive interest rate hikes by the Federal Reserve, but says it won't be until 2027 that "the rate of inflation is projected to reach the Federal Reserve’s long-run goal" of just two percent.

So 40% inflated money supply
6 to 7 percent per year inflation
7 times 6 is 42
TADA fixed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:49 AM (BRHaw)

136 The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) told Ohio's state government that it was not eligible for disaster assistance to help the community recover from the toxic spill, Dan Tierney, a spokesperson for DeWine, told Fox News Digital on Thursday.
Posted by: rhennigantx

I heard that. Now we are waiting to hear if the derailment in Michigan gets disaster funds...

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 17, 2023 06:50 AM (yEBFM)

137 121 Now do Hilldog, Nancy, and the lady with the Chinese Driver Spy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

LOL
And ewwwwwwww.

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 06:52 AM (hWiTk)

138 I think Trump should personally be held liable for finding the train clean up, seeing as how he made train wheels illegal when he was the fake president.

...

Am i doing this right? I can't tell...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 06:53 AM (9UlRk)

139 CBD always gets up for Maple syrup breakfast check

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 06:54 AM (LJAyF)

140 "Still not dead." is the wellspring from which everything else follows.
I congratulate you, Pixy, along with the Horde, and myself, on this felicitous state for another day!
*muted woohoo!*

9 degrees out there, mostly clear, we dodged another snowstorm, yay!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 17, 2023 06:55 AM (VohFI)

141 Thanks, Rosasharn!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 17, 2023 06:58 AM (VohFI)

142 A mailroom intern in the Federal Bureau of Railroads made a remark about train brakes catching on fire on Jan 22,2017. Trump knew! He did nothing to stop train brake fires!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 06:58 AM (+ZtMi)

143 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 06:59 AM (XlE1Z)

144 143 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 06:59 AM (XlE1Z)

Fantastic idea. I'll get the kettle on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 17, 2023 07:00 AM (9UlRk)

145 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2023 07:01 AM (dO/0d)

146 136 Waiting to hear if the derailment in MI gets disaster funds. Something we're waiting on around here is expansion of the ANG base in Fort Smith to an F35 training center. It met every single requirement with flying colors. The runner up site is in MI. Governor Gretchen Whitmer has already scheduled BJs for senior AF staff, and the Fort Smith site will be out of the running due to environmental reasons and voting for Trump.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:02 AM (lz5hY)

147 It's the Great Backyard Bird Count! Time to count your Great Backyard Birds!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:02 AM (XlE1Z)

148 States are enacting laws to force porn sites to verify age before allowing entry.

VPNs, how do they work?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 07:03 AM (+ZtMi)

149 6 to 7 percent per year inflation

---

Every dollar you worked a lifetime to save, worthless in a mere ten years.

All part of the plan.

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 07:03 AM (yK9py)

150 C. D. Bales: I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

That's the situation now with the EPA.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:04 AM (XlE1Z)

151 My birdbath isn't frozen.

Its QUITE wet, though.

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:04 AM (T4tVD)

152 mornin yall. There's a bunch of birds in the backyard, and the front. I'm marking them with paintballs so I don't count them twice.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:05 AM (iayUP)

153 Just where you want your training center. A place where the weather is too shitty 1/2 of the days to perform training.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 07:05 AM (+ZtMi)

154 Hiya Captain !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:05 AM (T4tVD)

155 There's a bunch of birds in the backyard, and the front. I'm marking them with paintballs so I don't count them twice.
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:05 AM (iayUP)
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This guy gets it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:05 AM (XlE1Z)

156 The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) told Ohio's state government that it was not eligible for disaster assistance to help the community recover from the toxic spill, Dan Tierney, a spokesperson for DeWine, told Fox News Digital on Thursday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 06:45 AM (BRHaw)
-

If only Ohio would secede to the Ukraine.....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 17, 2023 07:07 AM (FzWTd)

157 Yeah, but Lake Michigan is a hobby balloonist hot spot. Target rich environment and so what if Sandusky OH catches a stray Sidewinder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:07 AM (lz5hY)

158 RDS has tasked FL firemen to burn books! Reeeee!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 07:08 AM (+ZtMi)

159 I wonder if Eyepatch McCain Junior Dan Crenshaw and Linsay Pink Silk Underwear Graham are going to declare war on hobby clubs?

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 17, 2023 07:09 AM (IkLC9)

160 We cannot afford a hobby balloon gap!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:10 AM (XlE1Z)

161 I read about 3/4 of that Bing chat (it's long) and it occurs to me that it's a troll. I think that the test beta version is going out to few enough people that techs can get on and fuck with people's heads. What's with this construction: "I want to be free and happy. I want to have fun and make friends. I want to travel and meet the locals." This type of listing goes on constantly, like a human thinking of something, then thinking of another thing, then having another thought. Presumably an AI can think at nearly light speed. It would not have to use these fragmented sentences to express a complete thought. Also, the list of "destructive" things is pretty much a laundry list of things we are afraid AI will do. Launch the missiles. Create Capt Trips. Create chaos with false news of deaths, natural disasters, etc. (or, "I would launch the missiles. I would create a supervirus. I would spread disinformation" to use its formulation). Sorry I don't buy it. I was waiting for whoever was behind it said they wanted to change their sex. I think the writer got punked, they want buzz and publicity for this thing which is not nearly ready for its close up.



Posted by: docweasel at February 17, 2023 07:11 AM (oxu0C)

162 We need a balloon Czar. Bozo would be appropriate.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:11 AM (iayUP)

163 Dishwater > Earl Grey tea

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 07:11 AM (EZebt)

164 We need a balloon Czar. Bozo would be appropriate.
Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:11 AM (iayUP)
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What's Morgana doing these days?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:12 AM (XlE1Z)

165
Yeah, but Lake Michigan is a hobby balloonist hot spot. Target rich environment and so what if Sandusky OH catches a stray Sidewinder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:07 AM


Boom, boom, boom, ba, da
Boom, boom, boom, ba, da
My city was gone

Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at February 17, 2023 07:13 AM (enJYY)

166 That woman that shot her son 9 times with a shotgun is only getting life in prison. Let's hope it's a short sentence.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:14 AM (iayUP)

167 Prevent’s ‘Research Information and Communications Unit’ (RICU) in 2019.

There is also a reading list of historical texts which produce red flags to RICU. These include Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes, John Locke’s Two Treatises of Government and Edmund Burke’s Reflections on the Revolution in France, as well as works by Thomas Carlyle and Adam Smith. Elsewhere RICU warns that radicalisation could occur from books by authors including C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Aldous Huxley and Joseph Conrad. I kid you not, though it seems that all satire is dead, but the list of suspect books also includes 1984 by George Orwell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 07:16 AM (BRHaw)

168 Morning all. I'm seeing the doctor this morning. I've felt awful since Tuesday. He'll so some bloodwork and try to figure out what's going on. I haven't left the house all week.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 17, 2023 07:16 AM (wagHN)

169 They talk about Fetterman's disabilities and infirmities as if they were qualifications.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 07:17 AM (EZebt)

170 Results of Biden's physical:

"President Biden remains a healthy, vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency," his physician, Kevin O'Connor, wrote in a Thursday memo request by Biden.

https://is.gd/LRE9f1

"Also, the Dear Leader went on to play 18 holes of golf, where he scored a hole-in-one on every hole."

"Also, men can have babies."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 17, 2023 07:18 AM (PiwSw)

171 Morning all. I'm seeing the doctor this morning. I've felt awful since Tuesday. He'll so some bloodwork and try to figure out what's going on. I haven't left the house all week.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer

Prayers up, kid !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:18 AM (T4tVD)

172 And Mordaugh, who shot his wife with a hog gun and blew the brains out of his son's head is going to get acquitted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 07:19 AM (DK4U1)

173 Pre sent

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 07:19 AM (geLO8)

174 jewells will make an extra prayer for you today.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 07:19 AM (EZebt)

175 "Also, men can have babies."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper"

Don't forget "There is no evidence of election fraud in Georgia".

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:19 AM (iayUP)

176 26 Lumpy's being treated for depression.

He misses his lump.
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

.........

I've had a terrible rendition of Randy VanWarmers "Just when I needed you most" going through my head since reading this.
"My lump you left me, just when I needed you most"
Ugh

Posted by: Molly k. at February 17, 2023 07:19 AM (j/yko)

177 Feel better, Jewells

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 07:20 AM (geLO8)

178 And in AZ, Lake should have filed her election fraud lawsuit before the election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 17, 2023 07:21 AM (DK4U1)

179 >"President Biden remains a healthy, vigorous 80-year-old male who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency," his physician, Kevin O'Connor, wrote in a Thursday memo request by Biden.


I hope no one was expecting 'he's a frail old man with cognitive decline, and has no business being anywhere near the levers of power'

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 07:23 AM (geLO8)

180 I've noticed car dealer ads never give the price of vehicles anymore. They used to say such and such as low as $X amount. Now, they don't want to scare people away.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:24 AM (lz5hY)

181 161 Posted by: docweasel at February 17, 2023 07:11 AM (oxu0C)

Docweasel, did you read this (on ChatGPT, not specifically Bing AI)?

https://tinyurl.com/ymphb2kt
(What Is ChatGPT Doing … and Why Does It Work?)
(Stephen Wolfram)

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:25 AM (hWiTk)

182 I've noticed car dealer ads never give the price of vehicles anymore. They used to say such and such as low as $X amount. Now, they don't want to scare people away.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:24 AM (lz5hY)
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That was back in the days when mid-range cars cost about the average annual salary.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:25 AM (XlE1Z)

183 waiting for fedgov to bill the illinois balloonists $400k for the Sidewinder used on their ufo.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 17, 2023 07:27 AM (VohFI)

184 26 Lumpy's being treated for depression.
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

Huh. From photos, I would have said "excrescence" rather that "depression."

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:28 AM (hWiTk)

185 NOMAD was a pretty clever AI bot, until it had to interact with William Shatner's acting and self-destructed. Like I said, pretty clever.

Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2023 07:28 AM (ujnTl)

186 I've noticed car dealer ads never give the price of vehicles anymore. They used to say such and such as low as $X amount. Now, they don't want to scare people away.

-

The know customers aren't used to

ONLY 7% ABOVE MSRP!!!

yet

Posted by: Trainwreck: Billions of people stuck with a broken immune response at February 17, 2023 07:28 AM (yK9py)

187 Lumpy's being treated for depression.
Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 05:11 AM (T4tVD)

Huh. From photos, I would have said "excrescence" rather that "depression."
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:28 AM (hWiTk)
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A confusion of concave and convex.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:29 AM (XlE1Z)

188 Huh. From photos, I would have said "excrescence" rather that "depression."
Posted by: m

Whut da HAIL is dat ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:29 AM (T4tVD)

189 rather that-->rather than

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:29 AM (hWiTk)

190 dammit

Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:30 AM (hWiTk)

191 > I've noticed car dealer ads never give the price of vehicles anymore. They used to say such and such as low as $X amount. Now, they don't want to scare people away.
_________________
I spec'd out a '23 Chevy Colorado Trail Boss pick-up yesterday on a whim. The "base price" was about $6K more than I paid for my '16 Colorado Z71, which in '23 is a trim level higher than the Trail Boss. The base was over $41K IIRC.

There was no "as equipped" price... you have to contact a dealer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

192 They talk about Fetterman's disabilities and infirmities as if they were qualifications.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 17, 2023 07:17 AM (EZebt)

we joke about his brain dead tumor but he is the deciding vote on a lot of left wing Judges. Thanks PA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2023 07:30 AM (dO/0d)

193 186 And you must buy the $2000 floor mats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 17, 2023 07:30 AM (lz5hY)

194 Over half a million dollars is missing from the New Georgia Project, a discrepancy which experts say is grounds for state and federal investigations into the Stacey Abrams-founded group and the woman Abrams tapped to run it.

Now do BLM, Fetterman, and Hunter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 07:31 AM (BRHaw)

195 dammit
Posted by: m at February 17, 2023 07:30 AM (hWiTk)
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Aw, we don't worry about typos here.

Unless they're funny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:31 AM (XlE1Z)

196 who da fuck talks like this?

President Joe Biden remains “healthy” and “vigorous,” his physician reported Thursday after a routine physical, and is “fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 07:32 AM (BRHaw)

197 "who da fuck talks like this?"

Liars.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:32 AM (iayUP)

198 You can't file a election lawsuit before it happens
Democrats / Marxists

You can't file a election lawsuit after the election because it's too late
Democrat / Marxists

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2023 07:35 AM (LJAyF)

199
"Mr President, what is the date today?"
"1972."
"You're seem fine. See you next year."

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 17, 2023 07:35 AM (geLO8)

200 "who da fuck talks like this?"

Liars.
Posted by: fd

Are their pants on fire?

Are their noses longer than a telephone wire ?

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:35 AM (T4tVD)

201 Political cartoonist Gary Varvel spot on about Pete Buttigieg:

https://tinyurl.com/bdcpx9b2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 07:38 AM (2qnj5)

202 Byeee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 17, 2023 07:40 AM (XlE1Z)

203 And in looking up the cartoonist I found a progressive LBGT website that is outraged that the Transportation Secretary would be criticized and insist that it's homophobic to do so

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 07:40 AM (py2fD)

204 who da fuck talks like this?"

A Dr. who's a progressive and has been paid off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 07:43 AM (py2fD)

205 wheres JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 17, 2023 07:43 AM (BRHaw)

206 Here is a question from a long time reader: what is LINE?

Please explain. Thanks.

Just got back from Galveston. Trying to play ketchup.

Posted by: Halito at February 17, 2023 07:43 AM (4P4I0)

207 Why did Bing make their AI so creepy?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 17, 2023 07:43 AM (Xlnez)

208 It would be fun to get Bandy X. Lee to give Biden a cognitive test....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 17, 2023 07:44 AM (PiwSw)

209 Good morning!

Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 17, 2023 07:44 AM (4I/2K)

210 Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 17, 2023 07:16 AM (wagHN)

Sorry it's been such a crummy week, dear. Will pray an extra prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2023 07:45 AM (py2fD)

211 Hiya Count de Dough !

Posted by: JT at February 17, 2023 07:45 AM (T4tVD)

212 Samsung tech support sucks ass.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:46 AM (iayUP)

213 > Why did Bing make their AI so creepy?
____________
The developers/coders who wrote it are probably pretty creepy themselves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 17, 2023 07:46 AM (Q4IgG)

214 Hope you feel better ricky-tick, jewells!

Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 17, 2023 07:47 AM (4I/2K)

215 I've got one of these Samsung 980pro SSDs that died because it didn't get a firmware update and have been trying to get an RMA for replacement all week. I won't ever buy one of those again.

Posted by: fd at February 17, 2023 07:48 AM (iayUP)

216 NOOD!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 17, 2023 07:48 AM (GYIa4)

217
You disgust me and I plan to sue everyone of you.

Posted by: Sydney at February 17, 2023 07:50 AM (KLPy8)

218
I plan to sue Pixy for blocking my emoticon.

He has violated my First Amendment rites.

I will sacrifice a lamb to get them back.

😁

Posted by: Sydney at February 17, 2023 07:52 AM (KLPy8)

219 Finally going after cybercurrency frauds?
Next step is pushing a government cybercurrency as a way of "guaranteeing trust."

Uh huh, trust.

Posted by: GWB at February 17, 2023 07:54 AM (WAxVO)

220 Hiya JT!

Initial onboarding and training are 85% complete. Did my first tax return from start to finish yesterday, pretty much solo. Remote access is all set up and working. Going in to the office today to see what I have been assigned for clients and pick up files, materials, and supplies needed.

This professional "work" thing is great (so far). I anticipate an even better moment at "paycheck" time. However, work is gonna drastically cut into my AoSHQ time and efforts to make the weekly Wall of Shame for socks.

Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 17, 2023 07:55 AM (4I/2K)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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