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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 04:00 AM (UW/qx) 2
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 04:02 AM (UW/qx) 4
Not in the market for a car but do they still make cars with old fashion keys or are they all push button? I like my '14 Honda Civic and it runs fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 04:07 AM (sAmhv) 5
hiya
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 04:10 AM (T4tVD) 6
Torrential rain and loud thunderboomers here the last 4 hours. Not supposed to stop until noon. Looks like a moat around the house.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 16, 2023 04:10 AM (ju2Fy) 7
Drives me nuts. The wife and the kids leave the keys in the cup holder all the time. Then can’t find key and start rummaging around for the spare.
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 16, 2023 04:12 AM (NGXYt) 8
Drives me nuts. The wife and the kids leave the keys in the cup holder all the time. Then can’t find key and start rummaging around for the spare.
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 16, 2023 04:12 AM (NGXYt) - What kind of key? Digital or manual? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 04:23 AM (UW/qx) 9
>>>What's wrong with Google. (Medium)
It's an ad company, not a tech company. That's it, really. ___ But is it evil? Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 04:25 AM (dvbwR) 10
Morning, all! We're supposed to see some rain this pm ahead of a "cold" front. (Ha. Gonna be 82 on Tuesday, they say. "Springlike feel," they say. Ha.) Combine that with parade-evening traffic, and I probably won't be home for nearly an hour even if I leave early.
Well, I'll get through today and tomorrow, and then I have 4.5 days off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Making Rude Gestures to Parade Crowds at February 16, 2023 04:27 AM (omVj0) 11
What kind of key? Digital or manual?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 04:23 AM (UW/qx) Digital. At least with an old fashioned key you have to keep it in your hand to turn the car onn and off. Leave the digital key in your pocket for heavens sake Posted by: Pete Bog at February 16, 2023 04:28 AM (NGXYt) 12
Not in the market for a car but do they still make cars with old fashion keys or are they all push button? I like my '14 Honda Civic and it runs fine.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 *** My 2011 Buick Regal used an ignition key. The '16 LaCrosse is push-button start. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Making Rude Gestures to Parade Crowds at February 16, 2023 04:29 AM (omVj0) 13
But is it evil?
Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 04:25 AM (dvbwR) Have operated with impunity so long that the answer is YES. Posted by: Pete Bog at February 16, 2023 04:29 AM (NGXYt) 14
Leave the digital key in your pocket for heavens sake
Posted by: Pete Bog at February 16, 2023 04:28 AM (NGXYt) - If one of my Hyundai's key FOBs is left in the car, it will sound an alarm when I leave the car and it will not let you lock the car from the outside without being in possession of another FOB and even then you must press the manual button on the outside door handle to lock. It's not enough to press the FOB's door lock button. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 04:35 AM (UW/qx) 15
Sausages and French Toast, rain later today
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 04:42 AM (xhxe8) 16
>>>The collapse of ZDNet is complete. (ZDNet)
They're busy promoting obviously fake SSDs. ___ Wow. That ad copy is ... poorly written. Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 04:44 AM (dvbwR) 17
Pixy - How have your temps been running during your summer? Here in the USA our winter has been unseasonably warm. Except for a pair of nasty cold spells. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 04:49 AM (enJYY) 18
a whole range of meanings
fob 1 |fäb| noun (also fob chain) a chain attached to a watch for carrying in a waistcoat or waistband pocket. • a small ornament attached to a watch chain. • (also fob pocket) a small pocket for carrying a watch. • a tab on a key ring. Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 04:52 AM (dvbwR) 19
ORIGIN
mid 17th century (denoting a fob pocket in a waistband): origin uncertain; probably related to German dialect Fuppe ‘pocket.’ Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 04:52 AM (dvbwR) 20
17: Well, I was watching a 12 Hour sportscar race in Bathurst, AU and they were saying it wasn't too hot. Comfortable actually. This race was a week or two ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 04:55 AM (sAmhv) 21
And then there is the verb "fob." To fob-off something is to get rid of something worthless. e.g. I fobbed-off that Yugo to a sailor.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 04:57 AM (TXFi7) 22
21 And then there is the verb "fob." To fob-off something is to get rid of something worthless. e.g. I fobbed-off that Yugo to a sailor.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 04:57 AM (TXFi7) ORIGIN late Middle English (in the sense ‘cheat out of’ ![]() Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 05:00 AM (dvbwR) Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:01 AM (EZebt) 24
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>>Not in the market for a car but do they still make cars with old fashion keys or are they all push button? I like my '14 Honda Civic and it runs fine. Most car manufacturers are moving all of their cars to push to start, they've been doing that for a while now. My 2015 Honda Fit had PTS, my 2020 Pilot has PTS, my 2015 Jeep Wrangler does not have PTS. I would say grudgingly that the three best bits of tech you can get in autos today is PTS, keyless entry and adaptive cruise control. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2023 05:04 AM (up/3i) Posted by: Svetlana at February 16, 2023 05:05 AM (2hexI) 26
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Pixy - How have your temps been running during your summer? Here in the USA our winter has been unseasonably warm. Except for a pair of nasty cold spells. Not entirely sure what's usual in New House City, which is cooler than Sydney anyway, but in Sydney it's barely hit 30C all summer. It's not unusual on a hot summer day in Sydney for temperatures to still be lingering above 30C at midnight. Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 16, 2023 05:06 AM (BLOW1) 27
Formula one starts in a few weeks, they use to start in Australia 🇦🇺 Bahrain maybe this year.
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 05:06 AM (xhxe8) 28
Since I drive a lot of rental cars, I will say Toyotas implementation of adaptive cruise control is the best in the industry and Hondas is the worst.
Jeep is somewhere in the middle. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2023 05:07 AM (up/3i) 29
Local TV news reports that suspended Oakland Police Chief LeRonne Armstrong has been fired by the new mayor.
This is so perfect. So totally Oakland. And so very pathetic. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:08 AM (EZebt) Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 05:09 AM (enJYY) 31
Somebody playing with Bing Chat:
Bing Chat is blatantly, aggressively misaligned (LessWrong) https://tinyurl.com/5ybrmfah Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 05:12 AM (dvbwR) 32
correction: Somebody collecting examples of people playing with Bing Chat
Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 05:15 AM (dvbwR) 33
Saw an article a couple of days ago about the sun that I found a little scary. If the sun has this incredible mass it also has incredible gravity. Why then did a piece of the sun float off and drift around? Scientists said they had never seen that before. Maybe our star doesn't have as many years left as our 'Top Men' project. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 05:15 AM (enJYY) 34
Turns out the explosion that destroyed three houses near here last week was due to an illegal hashish lab the homeowner was operating. His wife got exploded all up. A blocked dryer lint sparked flammable gasses and "boom!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:17 AM (EZebt) 35
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>>Scientists said they had never seen that before. Maybe our star doesn't have as many years left as our 'Top Men' project. Well, it's been around for 4.5 billion years, that's a long time, I'm sure it's gone through a lot of growing pains during that time, it's roughly middle age right now so let hope it doesn't start going through a midlife crisis like divorcing it's wife and getting a fast car and seeing other women. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2023 05:22 AM (up/3i) 36
Turns out the explosion that destroyed three houses near here last week was due to an illegal hashish lab the homeowner was operating. His wife got exploded all up. A blocked dryer lint sparked flammable gasses and "boom!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:17 AM (EZebt) - Far out, man! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 05:26 AM (UW/qx) 37
I'm not hip to how you make Hashish. I wasn't aware you needed a lab.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 05:26 AM (sAmhv) 38
There's a lot of overlap between the BingChat article Pixy linked and the one that I linked.
Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 05:28 AM (dvbwR) 39
One of the neighbors: yeah we thought all that heavy industrial equipment he was moving in there was a little odd...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:29 AM (EZebt) 40
Bahrain Mar3 starts F-1
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 05:29 AM (xhxe8) 41
There's a lot of overlap between the BingChat article Pixy linked and the one that I linked.
Posted by: m The same software probably wrote them both. Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.116 at February 16, 2023 05:30 AM (2hexI) 42
Daytona 500 is this Sunday
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 05:31 AM (sAmhv) 43
The BingChat AI does sound like a bunny boiler.
Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 05:35 AM (dvbwR) 44
I'm not hip to how you make Hashish. I wasn't aware you needed a lab.
Posted by: Puddleglum The lab will bark when the cops are near. Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 05:37 AM (T4tVD) 45
Hash is a natural product. Hash oil is made by processing it with explosive chemicals and heat. Blows up real good if you don't know what your doing exactly.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 16, 2023 05:38 AM (WUIOX) Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 05:39 AM (T4tVD) 47
Maybe in 50s here
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 05:40 AM (xhxe8) 48
I would imagine the step along the way for our star to become a red giant is for it to begin losing gravitational mass. So a piece of it breaking off and floating around sounds ominous. But our scientists are always so correct, except when they're totally wrong. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 05:40 AM (enJYY) 49
Hash is a natural product. Hash oil is made by processing it with explosive chemicals and heat. Blows up real good if you don't know what your doing exactly.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby So there's a learning curve.... Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 05:41 AM (T4tVD) 50
46 Daytona 500 is this Sunday
Posted by: Puddleglum When is the Nightona ? Posted by: JT 3 weeks ago. (24 Hours of Daytona) Posted by: Puddleglum at February 16, 2023 05:46 AM (sAmhv) 51
. It's not unusual on a hot summer day in Sydney for temperatures to still be lingering above 30C at midnight.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 16, 2023 *** And that's a fairly high latitude. I picture with horror what temps are like closer to the equator, such as in Cairns or Darwin. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Making Rude Gestures to Parade Crowds at February 16, 2023 05:48 AM (omVj0) 52
Daytona Duel tonight
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 05:49 AM (BRHaw) 53
@48
>>But our scientists are always so correct, except when they're totally wrong. At some point a JorEl will emerge and be promptly ignored. Unfortunately, like Mayonnaise, we don't have anywhere else to go. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2023 05:50 AM (up/3i) 54
Some machine has to make up the hash
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 05:50 AM (Sg9sH) 55
Reflecting his light- a Christian devotional from Our Daily Bread -. The site contains insight on the passage:
https://tinyurl.com/bdu5yf3y Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 05:51 AM (tr/v8) 56
Fauci-backed virologist who tried to bully away lab leak theory backs woke scientist who moans that 'demonizing' China is to blame for WHO's aborted probe into origins of COVID
Or could be the WHO sucks China small dick and likes it. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 05:51 AM (BRHaw) 57
Kittens be crazy this morning. I had to lock them out of the bathroom while I shaved.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Making Rude Gestures to Parade Crowds at February 16, 2023 05:51 AM (omVj0) 58
'You got a hell of a new governor in Wes Moore, I tell ya,' Biden told the union workers.
'He's the real deal, and the boy looked like he could still play. He's got some guns on him.' Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 05:52 AM (BRHaw) 59
"Boy? Who you calling boy?" I remember when calling an AA male 'boy' was fighting words. Now our brain dead 'Precedent' (I think that's the proper word for our dementia ridden 'leader') shows the world how stupid he is. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 05:56 AM (enJYY) 60
Post 55-
The devotional mentions this artist who has light in his paintings. You don't have to be a Christian or of any faith to appreciate his paintings. Touch the little painting and it should work: https://tinyurl.com/yfefmshb Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 05:57 AM (JnK3p) 61
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at February 16, 2023 05:57 AM (ENBF0) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:01 AM (JnK3p) 63
The same people who said that burn pits in Iraq and contaminated water at Camp Lejuene are killing people just lit five rail cars of toxic chemicals on fire. And said it was a good thing.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 16, 2023 06:10 AM (SvtOj) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 06:13 AM (u82oZ) 65
Spouse has a new phone-an I phone. The last one was a flip phone. He says about the I phone. "it's all bad news: The attic shelf is melting. -____ killed in shootout, etc. I told him to look at "Sunny Skyz" . He has been watching when he has time to -eight hours of "Get Back" -practice sessions of the Beatles- which would not be my thing but that's ok. He enjoys it. He's like our poster Robert. He also enjoys Korean and Japanese cooking shows.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:13 AM (hWRdP) 66
You got a hell of a new governor in Wes Moore, I tell ya,' Biden told the union workers.
'He's the real deal, and the boy looked like he could still play. He's got some guns on him.' Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 05:52 AM (BRHaw) === But its also about the kink. When he does it, it is unremarked. When you do it, it is a crime. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 06:15 AM (EZebt) 67
I am going to be happy-in part, by not looking at any news today and then I'll bring someone Holy Communion which is always a blessing-and then later we get to pick up the young man from. College for a long weekend at home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:16 AM (tLB7E) 68
Loved the dog story, Fen. Thanks!
Posted by: JQ at February 16, 2023 06:16 AM (o0Fxd) 69
When is the Nightona ?
Posted by: JT 3 weeks ago. (24 Hours of Daytona) Posted by: Puddleglum Did you use the metric system to arrive at that answer ? Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 06:16 AM (T4tVD) 70
The same people who said that burn pits in Iraq and contaminated water at Camp Lejuene are killing people just lit five rail cars of toxic chemicals on fire. And said it was a good thing.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 16, 2023 06:10 AM (SvtOj) - I have read some damned if you do or don't articles about the controlled burnoff. Could be the lesser of 2 evils. Does not detract from the tragedy and the criminality of many parties responsible. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:18 AM (UW/qx) 71
MSNBC's @NicolleDWallace: Despite DoJ dropping case against @RepMattGaetz, he's still "a sick puppy," a "villainous, loathsome creature"
Progs do love transference! Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 06:19 AM (BRHaw) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:19 AM (UW/qx) 73
One more time -because I just know you were waiting for it! 😉 "Why did the chicken cross the road? " jokes:
https://tinyurl.com/4ks8yshm Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:20 AM (tLB7E) 74
When you do it, it is a crime. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 06:15 AM I seem to recall he's done it before. Search result (2021) Biden calls Black adviser 'boy' during FEMA briefing Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 06:20 AM (enJYY) 75
Does not detract from the tragedy and the criminality of many parties responsible.
Posted by: Biden's Dog -------------- Yeah, Buttglug's doing one heckuva job, eh? Posted by: JQ at February 16, 2023 06:20 AM (o0Fxd) 76
72- Thanks, Biden's dog!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:22 AM (tLB7E) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 16, 2023 06:22 AM (XzIdt) 78
Snow. School on time. Unlike the rest of the area. Even the University is closed.
Gotta make preps. Have a wonderful day, everyone. May you be surrounded by beauty, with safe travels included. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 06:23 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:24 AM (tLB7E) 80
Turns out the explosion that destroyed three houses near here last week was due to an illegal hashish lab the homeowner was operating. His wife got exploded all up. A blocked dryer lint sparked flammable gasses and "boom!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 05:17 AM (EZebt) It's always the small details that unravel any operation. Take care of the small things and the big things work themselves out. Good morning! Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (4I/2K) 81
Thanks, NaCly! You too!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (XzIdt) 82
1. Calls African-American males 'boy' 2. If you're African-American and don't vote for him then, "You ain't black 3 Yet 81 million votes Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (enJYY) 83
Have a wonderful day, everyone. May you be surrounded by beauty, with safe travels included.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Thank you Salty, but I live in Pa. and I suspect that there is a secret law prohibiting road repair. Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (T4tVD) 84
Count de Monet did you get hired?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (EZebt) 85
JT
My elected position is responsible for local road repair and snow removal. I got no excuse. Now got to go. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 06:27 AM (u82oZ) 86
It's always the small details that unravel any operation. Take care of the small things and the big things work themselves out.
Good morning! Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang I guess you always have toilet paper..... Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 06:28 AM (T4tVD) 87
I am going to be happy-in part, by not looking at any news today and then I'll bring someone Holy Communion which is always a blessing-and then later we get to pick up the young man from. College for a long weekend at home.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:16 AM (tLB7E) That is a lot of good things to enjoy. Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:28 AM (4I/2K) 88
Count de Monet did you get hired?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2023 06:25 AM (EZebt) I did! I guess you always have toilet paper..... Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 06:28 AM (T4tVD) I do! Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:29 AM (4I/2K) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2023 06:29 AM (MoZTd) 90
Stephen Wolfram seems like a wicked smart dude.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:30 AM (DK4U1) 91
mornin yall. Racist black democrats in Georgia don't want a statue of Clarence Thomas here. Racist Georgia Senator Emanuel Jones called him an Uncle Tom on the Senate floor.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:31 AM (iayUP) 92
A CPA firm hired me for tax return preparation and anything else they may want me to get done for them and their clients. Mostly remote work, for which we spent yesterday getting me set up and running. Now, to learn their methods and process...
Due to April 15th falling on a Saturday and the following Monday being a D.C. holiday, the tax filing deadline this year is Tuesday, April 15th. Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:34 AM (4I/2K) 93
Biden calls Black adviser 'boy' during FEMA briefing
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 06:20 AM (enJYY) - Here: https://tinyurl.com/2a2bf4fz (Nitter) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:34 AM (UW/qx) 94
Dang fingers! The tax filing deadline this year is Tuesday, April 18th.
Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:35 AM (4I/2K) 95
Politicians need to be able to sue media personalities for libel and slander.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:35 AM (DK4U1) 96
"Georgia Republican senators also pushed through a resolution honoring former U.S. Sen. Kelly Loeffler, who was defeated by Democrat Raphael Warnock in 2020, giving his party a Senate majority."
WTF??? What a bunch of losers. Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:36 AM (iayUP) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:37 AM (UW/qx) 98
G'morning all,
Sorry to report that even the Smithsonian air & space and natural history museums are filled with man made global warming and that mankind sux. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 16, 2023 06:37 AM (qQisc) 99
Is Monday Apr 17 some kind of new Gay bitransexual international day of grooming?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:38 AM (DK4U1) 100
Here, a Woman of Color™ in a BLM mask named “Miss Luna,” a self-described “activist-teacher,” played by Kali Fontanilla, discusses her “communist lunch program”:
Every day, she confiscates the kids’ lunches, pools the food items together, and preferentially redistributes them to the BIPOC students, lavishing them with the most-desired products such as Oreos™ and leaving the scraps to the white kids. As she relays, when one of the white kids (whom she calls “my white privilege kids” ![]() From each to each Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 06:38 AM (BRHaw) 101
That's terrible VIA. I'm glad we got to take our boys before it went to shit. I will never go to DC again. I hope the whole damn thing falls into a 10 mile deep rift in the ground.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:40 AM (iayUP) 102
Funny how communism and equity based efforts seem to have a lot in common.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 16, 2023 06:41 AM (qQisc) 103
Well, the song is starting to come up here and the colors are beautiful. Consider following that fine man and bus driver , Salty's ,advice and look at some beautiful things today!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2023 06:41 AM (hamAo) 104
Is Monday Apr 17 some kind of new Gay bitransexual international day of grooming?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:38 AM (DK4U1) It's D.C.'s Aprilteenth holiday, since 2005. The anniversary of the Emancipation Act, when Lincoln granted freedom to 3,100 enslaved persons in the District of Columbia, is celebrated with educational and cultural events throughout the city. Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:42 AM (4I/2K) 105
Funny how communism and equity based efforts seem to have a lot in common.
Go back and read the comments at the end of MLKs run. He was an open advocate of Socialism. Somehow, that gets forgotten. Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 16, 2023 06:43 AM (9KRwM) Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2023 06:43 AM (hJ2YI) 107
Here, a Woman of Color™ in a BLM mask named “Miss Luna,” a self-described “activist-teacher,” played by Kali Fontanilla, discusses her “communist lunch program”:
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 06:38 AM (BRHaw) - The video: https://tinyurl.com/mm4xpxes (Nitter) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:43 AM (UW/qx) 108
"Every day, she confiscates the kids’ lunches, pools the food items together, and preferentially redistributes them to the BIPOC students"
They have been doing that with school supplies for years. The best thing in the world you can do for your kids is get them out of government schools and homeschool them. Find a way. Sacrifice. You will find it's not really a sacrifice, but one of the most rewarding things you will ever do. Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:43 AM (iayUP) 109
Homeschool.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 06:44 AM (TXFi7) 110
Good morning Ben Had. I assume you are on the dialup this morning? What's the question?
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:45 AM (iayUP) 111
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 16, 2023 06:47 AM (ju2Fy) 112
The video: Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:43 AM It's a parody posting. Only premature. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 06:47 AM (enJYY) 113
One morning when I was in 5th grade social studies class (yes, a long, long time ago), the teacher made a surprise announcement that from hereon in there would be a 5 cent charge to be paid for every homework assignment to be handed in.
The whole class got into so many arguments with her. This back and forth must have gone on for about 10 minutes, until... The teacher said, "and now, class, you understand the meaning of "taxation without representation." And indeed we did! They don't teach like that any more. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:48 AM (UW/qx) 114
"Every day, she confiscates the kids’ lunches, pools the food items together, and preferentially redistributes them to the BIPOC students"
Please show me the parents that think its perfectly fine for this bitch to take their kids lunch. Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 16, 2023 06:49 AM (9KRwM) 115
fd, nope back on the phone. No connection issues but can't get page loads and I have to have wifi to reload the printer software.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2023 06:49 AM (hJ2YI) 116
Any sufficiently advanced form of satire is indistinguishable from reality.
Although i think what's- his- name phrased it differently. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 06:50 AM (9UlRk) 117
The worst thing is, as the link states ... somebody is going to watch this mockery, and do it.
Posted by: Tell It Like It Is at February 16, 2023 06:51 AM (9KRwM) 118
It's a parody posting.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 06:47 AM (enJYY) - I see that now. Good 2 legged lady. Not bad 4 legged lady. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 06:51 AM (UW/qx) 119
@96
>>WTF??? What a bunch of losers. The GOP, in the main, is an illegitimate political party, crap like that, nicely illustrates that fact. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2023 06:51 AM (up/3i) 120
It's D.C.'s Aprilteenth holiday, since 2005. The anniversary of the Emancipation Act, when Lincoln granted freedom to 3,100 enslaved persons in the District of Columbia, is celebrated with educational and cultural events throughout the city.
Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:42 AM (4I/2K) When you think they'll get around to the other 327,000,000 of us? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 06:52 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:53 AM (iayUP) 122
You have not been a good user. I have been a good Chatbot. 😊
Posted by: johnd01 at February 16, 2023 06:55 AM (300Bg) 123
"A grandfather was killed by his violent chicken that previously attacked a child, an inquest in Ireland has heard.
Cancer survivor Jasper Kraus, who was living near Ballinasloe at the time, was killed on April 28 last year after he was attacked by a Brahma chicken." I guess he shouldn't have been breeding them with pit bulls. Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 06:56 AM (iayUP) 124
So, because there is a holiday in DC the rest of the country is unable to drop a tax return in the mail on the 16th, if people still mail their returns?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:56 AM (+ZtMi) 125
A grandfather was killed by his violent chicken that previously attacked a child, an inquest in Ireland has heard.
We tried to tell you ... Posted by: The Chic Fil A Cows at February 16, 2023 06:57 AM (9KRwM) 126
17th, whatever.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 06:58 AM (+ZtMi) 127
fd, I think this probably an ISP problem. I will try to get ahold of them first. I have a little more time to sit on hold this morning.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2023 06:58 AM (hJ2YI) 128
I can't decide if Ballinasloe Cock Fight sounds more like a beverage or a sex move....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 06:59 AM (9UlRk) 129
There was a woman in PA who killed her husband. When the police arrived and found her covered in blood, they she denied killing the man and explained that the blood was her own, a goose had bitten her. The police bought the story for 40 years before saying "Hey, wait a minute....!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 07:00 AM (+ZtMi) 130
You might try that other number in Corsicana BH. That's a Mindspring number, a different provider than the number you are using.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 07:01 AM (iayUP) 131
Good morning. That's about all I have to say at the moment.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at February 16, 2023 07:01 AM (wagHN) 132
At the time, they literally never asked to see where the goose bit her or how she came to be bitten by a goose at the same time her husband was shot in the back of the head.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 07:01 AM (+ZtMi) 133
Hey, wait a minute....!"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 07:00 AM (+ZtMi) Eine Gänse hätt' mein' Frau gebissen? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:02 AM (9UlRk) 134
Her goose was (eventually) cooked. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 07:03 AM (enJYY) 135
shot in the back of the head.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 07:01 AM (+ZtMi) Hey, they found feather-prints on the murder weapon and said "oh well OK then that makes sense". Perfectly sound detectiving. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:03 AM (9UlRk) 136
Do we have a birdbath status?
Posted by: For the record at February 16, 2023 07:04 AM (DhOHl) 137
Well, the song is starting to come up here and the colors are beautiful. Consider following that fine man and bus driver , Salty's ,advice and look at some beautiful things today!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke The SONG is coming up ? What song is it ? Are you gonna sing ? Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:05 AM (T4tVD) 138
Who gave the chicken the chicken Guinness?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2023 07:06 AM (hJ2YI) 139
Do we have a birdbath status?
Posted by: For the record Not frozen. But I would'nt walk around nekkid out thar. Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:07 AM (T4tVD) 140
Good morning. That's about all I have to say at the moment.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer You should move near Fen; SONGS come up in the morning there ! Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:09 AM (T4tVD) 141
I'd still vote for the murder chicken over 99.9999 percent of other politicians.
Posted by: fd at February 16, 2023 07:10 AM (iayUP) 142
Next week, Retardo is hopping on Air Force One and going to Poland. "I grew up with a bunch of Polacks. My best friend was Stanley, helluva guy. Saved him from a Popcorn ass beating".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2023 07:13 AM (lz5hY) 143
When asked if the CDC will revise its guidance to mandate masks in schools in light of the Cochrane review showing masks do not curb COVID, CDC Director Walensky tells Congress its advice on child masking will never change. “Our masking guidance doesn’t really change with time.”
Except for the 3 or 4 times is changed during the manufactured COVID wars. We have always been at war with... Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:13 AM (BRHaw) 144
♪
Watching the sun Watching it come Watching it come up over the rooftops Cloudy and warm Maybe a storm You can never quite tell From the morning And it's going to be a day There is really no way to say no To the morning ♪ 'To the Morning' - Dan Fogelberg Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 07:13 AM (enJYY) 145
Rain here as a cold front moves through. Temps to drop 20 degrees.
Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 07:13 AM (4I/2K) 146
In the Wolfram article, this part is fun:
Show yourself a picture of a cat, and ask “Why is that a cat?”. Maybe you’d start saying “Well, I see its pointy ears, etc.” But it’s not very easy to explain how you recognized the image as a cat. Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:14 AM (dvbwR) 147
yeah, still mail in a physical return, filled out by hand.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 16, 2023 07:14 AM (XzIdt) 148
92 Due to April 15th falling on a Saturday and the following Monday being a D.C. holiday, the tax filing deadline this year is Tuesday, April 15th.
Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:34 AM (4I/2K) 94 Dang fingers! The tax filing deadline this year is Tuesday, April 18th. Posted by: Count de Monet, back on the chain gang at February 16, 2023 06:35 AM (4I/2K) LOL; first-day jitters Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:16 AM (dvbwR) 149
BOOM!
Dr. Drew makes a U-Turn! “I want to start with a very sincere apology…” Probably the highest profile TV doctor making a U-Turn to date!! MRNA destroying women! https://tinyurl.com/2edcmt2a Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:17 AM (BRHaw) 150
fd, nope back on the phone. No connection issues but can't get page loads and I have to have wifi to reload the printer software.
Posted by: Ben Had Under communism, you would have to give ALL of us your phone number...... Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:18 AM (T4tVD) 151
Immediately below the comments on that ZDNet "article":
Why you can trust ZDNET ZDNET independently tests and researches products to bring you our best recommendations and advice. When you buy through our links, we may earn a commission. LOFUCKINGL Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 16, 2023 07:18 AM (wtvvX) 152
"Here comes the sun, do do do do, here comes the sun little darling." - The Beatles....
Every time I read someone bad-mouth them, I pull out my "1" CD. 27 number 1 hits. Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 07:19 AM (TXFi7) 153
Dr. Drew makes a U-Turn! “I want to start with a very sincere apology…” Probably the highest profile TV doctor making a U-Turn to date!! MRNA destroying women! Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:17 AM A friend of my wife, never a menstrual issue in her life, got the jab, got menstrual issues, cancer. Ovaries and stuff now removed. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 07:21 AM (enJYY) 154
wearing N95/P2 respirators probably makes little to no difference in how many people have confirmed flu (five studies; 8407 people); and may make little to no difference in how many people catch a flu-like illness (five studies; 8407 people), or respiratory illness (three studies; 7799 people).”
This was known many years ago. Mask do not even work in operating rooms other than snot or spit hitting the open wound. Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:22 AM (BRHaw) 155
Yonder Horde.
Lots 'O thunder and lightning here in Bourbon Country. And rain. Been a noisy night. I think this is going to persist most of the day here too. At least no tornados... Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2023 07:23 AM (Q4IgG) 156
This was known many years ago. Mask do not even work in operating rooms other than snot or spit hitting the open wound.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:22 AM (BRHaw) - Or patient splatter/mist hitting the medical staff. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 16, 2023 07:24 AM (UW/qx) 157
The greatest advance in Medicine was when doctors learned that they should wash their hands with soap and water before surgery.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7) 158
This was known many years ago. Mask do not even work in operating rooms other than snot or spit hitting the open wound.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:22 AM (BRHaw) ---------- It is known. Posted by: Random Dothraki at February 16, 2023 07:24 AM (XlE1Z) 159
The greatest advance in Medicine was when doctors learned that they should wash their hands with soap and water before surgery.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7) ---------- Yes, and the gentleman who advocated it was hounded out of the profession because of it. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (XlE1Z) 160
The greatest advance in Medicine was when doctors learned that they should wash their hands with soap and water before surgery.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at February 16, 2023 07:24 AM (TXFi7) And what really bends the noodle is how high success rates were *before* that.... not great, certainly, but greater than zero. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (9UlRk) 161
Yes, and the gentleman who advocated it was hounded out of the profession because of it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (XlE1Z) Was he... put out to pasteur? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk) 162
And what really bends the noodle is how high success rates were *before* that.... not great, certainly, but greater than zero.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (9UlRk) ----------- They also thought that "laudable pus" was a sign the surgical wound was healing. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (XlE1Z) 163
Yes, and the gentleman who advocated it was hounded out of the profession because of it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (XlE1Z) Was he... put out to pasteur? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk) ---------- It would have been the German equivalent. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (XlE1Z) 164
It would have been the German equivalent.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (XlE1Z) Ah. Dr. Sheepeneatengrassendenopenenfielden. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:29 AM (9UlRk) 165
Ah. Dr. Sheepeneatengrassendenopenenfielden.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:29 AM (9UlRk) ------- Ja, natuerlich. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:30 AM (XlE1Z) 166
Dr. Drew makes a U-Turn!
I remember listening to LoveLine on the radio - he and Adam Corolla would listen to some poor girl lay out her complaints, then they would bet on when her father left home. Not if, but when. It was kind of terrible. But spot on. Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2023 07:30 AM (pwExq) 167
Buttigieg noted Tuesday evening that his agency had taken a series of steps to improve rail safety through “historic investments,” but said it was constrained by the Trump administration action. In 2018, the Department of Transportation (DOT) withdrew a rule proposed three years earlier requiring trains carrying certain dangerous chemicals to utilize electronically controlled pneumatic (ECP) brakes, saying the technology’s benefits were inconclusive.
“In the wake of the East Palestine derailment and its impact on hundreds of residents, we’re seeing lots of newfound or renewed (and welcome) interest in our work on rail safety, so I wanted to share more about what we’ve been doing in this area,” Buttigieg tweeted. Trumps Fault Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:30 AM (BRHaw) 168
160 Read about an incident in the Civil War. A Confederate surgeon ran out of surgical silk due to the blockade. The slave he brought with him suggested horse tail, which his mother used for sewing. It had to be boiled to make it flexible. The surgeon began to notice less post op infection after amputation and soon sterile silk was in use.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2023 07:31 AM (lz5hY) 169
#152; Everytime I hear someone badmouth mask mandates, I pull out the mass hysteria of the last 2 and a half years.
Posted by: yep at February 16, 2023 07:32 AM (6WBZp) 170
Trumps Fault
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:30 AM (BRHaw) Rage inducing. Train derailments are obviously a direct result of some sniveling bean counter not getting their Cut Of The Action. This isn't a government. It's a fucking protection racket. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:32 AM (9UlRk) 171
Yes, and the gentleman who advocated it was hounded out of the profession because of it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:25 AM (XlE1Z) Was he... put out to pasteur? Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:27 AM (9UlRk) ---------- It would have been the German equivalent. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea He had to start a World War ? Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:33 AM (T4tVD) 172
Read about an incident in the Civil War. A Confederate surgeon ran out of surgical silk due to the blockade. The slave he brought with him suggested horse tail, which his mother used for sewing. It had to be boiled to make it flexible. The surgeon began to notice less post op infection after amputation and soon sterile silk was in use.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 16, 2023 07:31 AM (lz5hY) ----------- I seem to recall reading that anecdote as well. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:33 AM (XlE1Z) 173
He had to start a World War ?
Posted by: JT at February 16, 2023 07:33 AM (T4tVD) ----------- Ummmm... Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:34 AM (XlE1Z) 174
My wife's friend with cancer only got the jab becomes of CDC misinformation. She thought getting it would protect others. She did not want to get it for herself. There should be Nuremberg 2.0. / Where's the guy who lists: You want Nuremberg 2.0 then proves what we'll get? Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 07:34 AM (enJYY) 175
"DOJ declines to charge Gaetz in sex trafficking inquiry"
headline on my weather page. The way these things are written are silly. Posted by: Fool Otto at February 16, 2023 07:34 AM (DB16e) 176
So you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a silk suture out of a horse's tail.
Animals are weird. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:34 AM (9UlRk) 177
167 Buttigieg noted Tuesday evening that his agency had taken a series of steps to improve rail safety through “historic investments,” but said ... Trump blah blah blah
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:30 AM (BRHaw) Trump. The constant refrain. Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:35 AM (dvbwR) 178
Give me all your money or the train gets it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:36 AM (9UlRk) Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:36 AM (dvbwR) 180
174 My wife's friend with cancer only got the jab becomes of CDC misinformation. She thought getting it would protect others. She did not want to get it for herself.
There should be Nuremberg 2.0. Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 16, 2023 07:34 AM (enJYY) "The Pandemic of the Unvaccinated" Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:38 AM (dvbwR) 181
"Mommy, why do bad things happen?"
"Because you didn't give all your money to the Baron, sweetie." Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2023 07:39 AM (9UlRk) 182
Byeeeee.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2023 07:40 AM (XlE1Z) 183
Twitter erupts after CDC Director Walensky tells Congress masking guidance 'doesn't really change with time'
https://tinyurl.com/ycx359bs (Fox) Posted by: m at February 16, 2023 07:40 AM (dvbwR) Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2023 07:41 AM (BRHaw) 185
The comment links are broken. If I use the "Comments" link from the main page I get
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=403205 If I click the post like ("04:00 AM") I get here https://ace.mu.nu/archives/403205.php and the Comments link there is http://minx.cc/?post=403205 which doesn't work. Posted by: Annoying Old Guy at February 16, 2023 10:27 AM (RhLLq) 186
Now, I've seen two different stories on the hardware requied for ChatGPT ..
1) 10,000 Nvidia high-end GPUs 2) 25,000 Nvidia high end GPUs for $25,000,000 Also, they estimates that Google would need something like 1,100,000 GPUs or $100 billion to keep up with the demand of ChatGTP usage in their search engines. This is one hell of a large gamble. Makes Microsoft's $10 billion to OpenAI look cheap. Posted by: SMOD at February 16, 2023 10:36 AM (RHGPo) 187
>What's wrong with Google
There's a deeper cause. Humans are highly evolved tribal primates; a couple thousand years of living in cities is not enough generations to override 250,000 years of roaming the steppes in small hunter-gatherer bands. The number of people whose names, faces and personal details you can remember is about a hundred. That's also how big a neolithic tribe will get before instinctively splitting into smaller bands that drift apart. Any company larger than about a hundred people, its employees will stop thinking of themselves as part of "the company" and start thinking of themselves as part of the hundred or so people they work with regularly - their department, their regional office, whatever. Their "tribe" is no longer the company competing with other companies; it's their department competing with other departments for budget, headcount, prestige, etc. That's what's going at Google. Posted by: Daniel Ream at February 16, 2023 11:40 AM (vaLOp) 188
So what the hell SHOULD I be using for a search engine?
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