Two Old Men in Scotland Cafe

The Old Man of Storr, the tallest spire of a rocky hill on the Isle of Skye, Scotland,
via Daniel Casson

Here's a Lord of the Rings style shot of The Old Man of Storr.

Now, if you know anything about the Old Man of Storr, you know you must never confuse it with The Old Man of Stoer -- that's Stoer, not Storr -- a 200 foot tall slender rock "sea stack," also on the Isle of Skye.

Old Man of Stoer,
via Ali Wilson

It's climbable.

I'm not completely sure, but both words, Storr and Stoer, seem to derive from the Norse storr, meaning "tall, great, mighty." "Stoer" is listed as a comparative form of "storr."

So... both pinnacles have essentially the same name.

I just received this envelope from The Academy -- the Award for Least Imaginative Name-Givers In History goes to... the early inhabitants of the Isle of Skye. Accepting on behalf of the early inhabitants of the Isle of Skye: the Old Man of Stœr.

What... why... whuh... I guess this is entertainment in China.

He gave her hair a good chop.

Infinite zoom-in.

She's really "taking the skin off the anaconda," if you know what I'm talkin' about.

I think they call this "wrecking shop."

A cat is a cat.

This crocodile failed his stealth check.

Do you like what you see, ladies?

This is what I call "rearing the rhino," if you catch my meaning.

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I don't see the attraction of this:

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This one looks fun.

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:05 PM (u73oe)

2 Been to Scotland

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:05 PM (xhxe8)

3 No Way!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:05 PM (u73oe)

4 I nooded

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:06 PM (u73oe)

5 Fourth!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 16, 2023 08:06 PM (gryET)

6 Missed it by ><

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 16, 2023 08:07 PM (gryET)

7 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:07 PM (qoGsy)

8 How long before the SJWs demand the destruction of that rock in the top pic?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:07 PM (u73oe)

9 Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 08:07 PM (MF3yS)

10 I don't mind small spaces, just not one I may never leave

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:08 PM (xhxe8)

11 The Old Man of Stoer looks one a stack of gyro of swharma meat.

Posted by: N.Lurker at February 16, 2023 08:10 PM (eGTCV)

12 There was an old man's store on the corner by my grade school.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2023 08:10 PM (SYTee)

13 Seemed a shame to get all that hair chopped off

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

14 Got off the phone with the accountant a few minutes ago. At least I don’t owe anything. Might get a small refund.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:11 PM (u73oe)

15 All those cracks and crevices make for good free climbing on Old Man of Stoer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

16 The Old Man of Stoer looks one a stack of gyro of swharma meat.

I'm right here you know.

Posted by: Al Pastor at February 16, 2023 08:12 PM (tsrLw)

17 So what does a pilot stencil on the side of his $200M fighter jet after shooting down a $12 mylar hobby balloon with Dora the Explorer on the side?

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLyax)

18 My first wild cave was Mud Cave in the Missouri Ozarks. *Shudder* Tight. Too tight.

I wish I was Sharron (Willow's apprentice) sized if I go spelunking again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

19 Even if I weren't fat, I'd go nuts spelunking.

No thank you, very much.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 08:14 PM (Vwz3I)

20 "I destroyed the liquor store again..."

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:14 PM (t4fCu)

21 'croc looks like a trap set by a clown.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 16, 2023 08:15 PM (BcMd9)

22 That night at Storr, the whisky was flowin' and the sheep were nervous.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2023 08:15 PM (Jg7EG)

23 Have we spoken about Fetterman checking himself in the hospital for severe depression?

Gisele and Jill are 2 peas in a very sad pod.

Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2023 08:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 Switzerland is such a showoff

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:16 PM (geLO8)

25 I had no idea Crocodiles were quite that creepy and scary.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:16 PM (t4fCu)

26 Attention, everyone!

Penis.

That is all. Thank you.

Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2023 08:16 PM (oXNqT)

27 What is the geology behind those rock spires? Are they old lava tubes? All of the other rock eroded away, but these are like "fuck waves"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 08:18 PM (DK4U1)

28 > I had no idea Crocodiles were quite that creepy and scary.

Posted by: eleven

Have you never seen Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:18 PM (geLO8)

29 One fun thing to do in a cave with a big room (and no holes in the floor) is to take a day-glo Frisbee and shine light on one quarter of it, and then play catch with all the lights turned off.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

30 Posted by: ballistic

Should have socked Ballsac

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 16, 2023 08:19 PM (DK4U1)

31 This crocodile failed his stealth check.

--

The person holding the camera is probably lucky he's still alive.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:19 PM (ZLyax)

32 Attention, everyone!

Penis.

That is all. Thank you.
Posted by: ballistic

I'll see your penis and raise you one more.

Uh, hold on a sec. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:19 PM (qoGsy)

33 "It's climbable."

So was the Gendarme, until it wasn't...

https://tinyurl.com/2p8b7fzv

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

34 That croc is about to chomp on that camera person.

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (SYTee)

35 So what does a pilot stencil on the side of his $200M fighter jet after shooting down a $12 mylar hobby balloon with Dora the Explorer on the side?
Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLyax)

a "mochilla"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (xhaym)

36 That Croc is giving the same face my dog does when I go into the kitchen.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (N52dd)

37 >28 > I had no idea Crocodiles were quite that creepy and scary.

Posted by: eleven

Have you never seen Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?

While I'm up here safe in the helicopter, Jim is attempting to trap and tag the crocodile.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (gryET)

38 I hope I don't owe anything. Haven't done the taxes yet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2023 08:21 PM (h3tqt)

39 Switzerland thinks she's so hot.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:21 PM (t4fCu)

40 The Ladies' Quartet - It Is Well (With My Soul)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=818bnvpsx7A

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 16, 2023 08:22 PM (AxTbI)

41 eleven

The Swiss have a right to be smug. That country made a lot of good decisions since 1870.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

42 Down a bit on one of the links the Olsen twins, um, their getting a bit old looking.

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:23 PM (xhxe8)

43 I'm betting it was a historic black woman fighter pilot, too, which makes it even better.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:24 PM (ZLyax)

44 "I destroyed the liquor store again..."
_______
You've no fucking idea....

Sit down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2023 08:24 PM (Q4IgG)

45 {{{SMH}}}

*Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-ex*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

46 That croc is about to chomp on that camera person.
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2023 08:20 PM (SYTee)
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I've watched enough Crocodile Hunter videos to know that crocs can move with explosive power and speed. They are wicked fast. That cameraman was a lot closer to death than he realized.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2023 08:24 PM (BpYfr)

47 Well way past bedtime
Everyone have a great evening

And leave crocodiles alone

Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:24 PM (xhxe8)

48 While I'm up here safe in the helicopter, Jim is attempting to trap and tag the crocodile.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at February 16, 2023 08:20

My favorite was

While Jim tries to artificially inseminate a Tigress, I'm back at camp with the native girls drinking margaritas. Watch out Jim, those claws are super sharp!

Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2023 08:25 PM (N52dd)

49 I've been on the Isle of Skye and it is a stunningly beautiful place.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2023 08:25 PM (fWTJL)

50 So what does a pilot stencil on the side of his $200M fighter jet after shooting down a $12 mylar hobby balloon with Dora the Explorer on the side?
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🎈

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 08:25 PM (Vwz3I)

51 This crocodile failed his stealth check.

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Cameraman should check his six. 'Course when he does, the croc in front will spring to the attack...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2023 08:26 PM (BpYfr)

52 The Old Man of Stoer -- that's Stoer, not Storr -- a 200 foot tall slender rock "sea stack," also on the Isle of Skye.

An improvement over "Old Man Balls"

Posted by: ONT Topics of Yore at February 16, 2023 08:26 PM (2hexI)

53 While Jim tries to artificially inseminate a Tigress. . .
Posted by: Beartooth

Is that what the kids call it these days?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:26 PM (qoGsy)

54 "I destroyed the liquor store again..."
Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:14 PM (t4fCu)

You have to admit, that chick wound up in a perfect balanced stance when it was all over

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2023 08:28 PM (xhaym)

55 The Swiss have a right to be smug. That country made a lot of good decisions since 1870.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

Almost, they did send medical units to the Russian front to treatment German soldiers. Pulled them out in 1943 because it kind of blew that whole neutrality thing.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2023 08:28 PM (N52dd)

56 27 Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire

Not lave. The cracks would be vertical. It is sandstone, believe it or not.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

57 Hello, Salty.

Ex-Ex says hi. : )

We're watching the livestream of the Asbury revival, going on nine days now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_12BbXtgYo

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 16, 2023 08:29 PM (AxTbI)

58 There's a region of Skye named "Snizort"

teeheehee...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2023 08:29 PM (XF9Gj)

59 The Ladies' Quartet - It Is Well (With My Soul)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=818bnvpsx7A

Posted by: SMH at God's grace

--

Thanks. Very talented, and I like that they might be singing in a church basement for the acoustics.

I'm not sure if you've seen this, but it's worth watching all the way through. Someone I should probably know tells the story of the song while actors portray relevant moments with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing.

https://youtu.be/ReApJymYSiw

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:29 PM (ZLyax)

60 Spelunking with a death wish? I haven't done that since my early twenties, and it was only because I got stranded off of a 40 foot drop and couldn't go back up without the proper gear.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2023 08:29 PM (Jg7EG)

61 That cameraman was a lot closer to death than he realized.

--

Yep. The moment that nose broke the surface I turned the video off.

That's not an amusement park, mister.

Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:30 PM (ZLyax)

62 So, the US Government is using Military assets, to destroy Civilian property, when there has been no law broken.

And when they don't even know what they are shooting at.

Does anyone else think they are just out of control?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

63 don't be jumping on wild animals

takes a real special kinda stoopid

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2023 08:31 PM (us2H3)

64 The Swiss have a right to be smug. That country made a lot of good decisions since 1870.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Allowed German Jews to keep their money safely in Switzerland.

Then forgot to remember that all that money for decades.

Litigation (no Hilarity) ensued.

In US Courts, for odd reasons.

Posted by: Miklos of Yore at February 16, 2023 08:31 PM (2hexI)

65 Beartooth

Prior to WWI, the Kaiser threatened the Swiss with an army twice the size of the entire Swiss army.

The Ambassador said "Our soldiers will shoot twice and can then go home." The Swiss prize marksmanship.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

66 Does anyone else think they are just out of control?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:30 PM (oHd/0)

Yep. And this is just getting warmed up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (VKuXu)

67 An improvement over "Old Man Balls"
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The Three Sisters.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (Vwz3I)

68 53 While Jim tries to artificially inseminate a Tigress. . .
Posted by: Beartooth

Is that what the kids call it these days?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:26 PM (qoGsy)

Well, Tiger Mom's are like Asian Cougars...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (oHd/0)

69 While Jim tries to artificially inseminate a Tigress. . .
Posted by: Beartooth

Is that what the kids call it these days?
Posted by: Tonypete

Not quite

Posted by: Little White Privilege Sambo at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (2hexI)

70 Posted by: Without Ashli Babbitt it's just people walking respectfully between velvet ropes at February 16, 2023 08:29 PM (ZLyax)
___

Thank you for the link.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (AxTbI)

71 You have to admit, that chick wound up in a perfect balanced stance when it was all over

Posted by: Kindltot

After taking a few bottle shots to the kisser.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:33 PM (t4fCu)

72 Cat being asshoe cat is hilarious.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 16, 2023 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

73 Miklos of Yore

Let's not bicker over the ownership of dead people's safe deposit boxes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

74 Can't watch the caver. Gives me the willies. Claustrophobic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2023 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

75 Spelunking with a death wish? I haven't done that since my early twenties, and it was only because I got stranded off of a 40 foot drop and couldn't go back up without the proper gear.

Yup. I did it in HS. I never did stupid stuff like that. Idiotic.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 08:34 PM (eOEVl)

76 >And when they don't even know what they are shooting at.

Does anyone else think they are just out of control?

Posted by: Romeo13

well, the people who control Biden are making purely self-interested political decisions. Common sense is not along for the ride.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO8)

77 We're deeply committed to caving, but not that type.

Posted by: Gope at February 16, 2023 08:35 PM (RynKp)

78 In the reef near the area we used to teach there was a small "room". It was basically a round space that was big enough for four divers to fit in and the opening went up to the top of the reef which was just below the surface.

It was really spectacular in the late afternoon light which would hit the coral just right and light the space up. We called it the cathedral.

The only catch was the only way in was squirming through a space under the reef that was just barely big enough for a diver with a tank. It was only about 6 feet to the cathedral but it felt like 60. Worth it though.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)

79 Couldn't make it through the entire spelunking vid. Nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (DTX3h)

80 Oh.... and the Sunset at Sea? Have watched many hundreds... Sunrise if I was working nights..... sunset if I was working days.

On my last Destroyer my office was right next to a hatch leading to the weather deck... MANY cups of coffee imbibed there... morning and evening.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (oHd/0)

81 Let's not bicker over the ownership of dead people's safe deposit boxes.
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Just seize them when they're still alive and claim it's all drugs money because only pushers use SDBs!

Posted by: The FBI at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (Vwz3I)

82 We're deeply committed to caving, but not that type.
Gope

There's a difference between caving and sewer diving.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 08:37 PM (eOEVl)

83 Spelunking with a death wish? I haven't done that since my early twenties, and it was only because I got stranded off of a 40 foot drop and couldn't go back up without the proper gear.

Yup. I did it in HS. I never did stupid stuff like that. Idiotic.
Posted by: Archimedes

Caves in Yucatan. Archaeology and such.

I am not Mayan fun-sized.

Posted by: Miklos slowly remembered being claustrophobic as the Aguardiente wore off at February 16, 2023 08:37 PM (2hexI)

84 well, the people who control Biden are making purely self-interested political decisions. Common sense is not along for the ride.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:35 PM (geLO

What's worse? The military seems to be silent on this issue.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:37 PM (oHd/0)

85 I can imagine the shit that Fox 2 pilot is getting from the other squadron pilots. "Oooh. Here is the pilot that shot down a party balloon with a Sidewinder. Can I have your autograph? " Nothing is as sarcastic as fighter pilots ribbing some one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

86 "Can't watch the caver. Gives me the willies. Claustrophobic. "

yup... shivers

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2023 08:39 PM (t4fCu)

87 >>>Yup. I did it in HS. I never did stupid stuff like that. Idiotic.

Posted by: Archimedes

>We got lucky. After about 5 hours and no daylight, we found a wash going under a rock wall, like a sandbar. We decided to start digging and we were able to dig our way out under the wall.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2023 08:39 PM (Jg7EG)

88 Old Man of Stoer

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Looks like the visage of John Brennan also found on Easter Island.

Back in 2021, in anticipation of a Brennan Flaming Skull-worthy headline, I suggested that maybe our buddy, commenter ellipsis ("..."), could make an Easter Island Flaming Skull -- which he did here:

https://tinyurl.com/bdf5tcat

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 16, 2023 08:40 PM (wsx8x)

89 The 1970 Asbury College Revival - Documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkzQD74hEs

Goodnight, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at Jesus' love at February 16, 2023 08:40 PM (AxTbI)

90 On my last Destroyer my office was right next to a hatch leading to the weather deck... MANY cups of coffee imbibed there... morning and evening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (oHd/0)

That sounds amazing.

Posted by: DaisyB at February 16, 2023 08:41 PM (AbL8c)

91 G'nite, SMH.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 16, 2023 08:42 PM (Xrfse)

92 What's worse? The military seems to be silent on this issue.
Posted by: Romeo13

They're all in on the looting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 16, 2023 08:42 PM (KY22T)

93 >What's worse? The military seems to be silent on this issue.

Posted by: Romeo13

well, we live in stupid times, and sadly, America has been captured by The Stupid
we shoot down the local high school weather club's balloon with a missile that cost upwards of half a million bucks

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:42 PM (geLO8)

94 >https://tinyurl.com/bdf5tcat

Posted by: ShainS -- Slaves no longer require coercion because they love their servitude at February 16, 2023 08:40 PM (wsx8x)

The resemblance is uncanny.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 16, 2023 08:42 PM (gryET)

95 https://tinyurl.com/bdf5tcat
Posted by: ShainS

Stoneface neither confirms nor denies.

Unless CNN sez so.

Posted by: Miklos knows pollen season will require power washing the tzampotli at February 16, 2023 08:43 PM (2hexI)

96 >"Can't watch the caver. Gives me the willies. Claustrophobic. "

I wish it was the willies. I got the heebie-jeebies.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 08:44 PM (geLO8)

97 Vanity Fair joins the We Hate Ron DeSantis Club.

Here are samples:

But most pressing is that both of these men (Trump and DeSantis) are cut from the same autocratic cloth. They are not the kind of leaders that we’re accustomed to seeing in a democracy.

To call DeSantis a culture warrior dangerously understates what the man is capable of. He is the Genghis Khan of social issues, using every opportunity to target and demonize groups that have already been targeted and demonized throughout history. Marginalizing vulnerable groups is a classic authoritarian trope, which DeSantis seems to have down pat.

https://tinyurl.com/4d34ta7k

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 08:44 PM (eOEVl)

98 Spelunking is a big, fat NO from me.
No way. No how.

Posted by: Flyover at February 16, 2023 08:46 PM (Rbu5d)

99 Spelunking is a big, fat NO from me.
No way. No how.

What that guy was doing wasn't spelunking. It was the equivalent of free climbing or wingsuiting. IOW, what people who have a death wish do.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 08:47 PM (eOEVl)

100 Spelunking is a big, fat NO from me.
No way. No how.
Posted by: Flyover

So

You ain't met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos knows the ins and outs at February 16, 2023 08:47 PM (2hexI)

101 I have been in caves but not quite that close. Mrs. E and I followed our guide 30 feet through a 30 inch tube to see what he called a light show. When we struck a light and then turned it off the ceiling of this chamber looked like the Milky Way. Then we noticed the water was over our ankles.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 08:49 PM (MF3yS)

102 Couldn't make it through the entire spelunking vid. Nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (DTX3h)
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Yeah, I didn't much care to watch that, either. I sometimes have dreams where I have to scramble through a narrow entrance or passageway. Not fun.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2023 08:49 PM (BpYfr)

103 You ain't met Darleen

Posted by: Miklos knows the ins and outs at February 16, 2023 08:47 PM (2hexI)

Car keys/drive out joke?

Posted by: BignJames at February 16, 2023 08:50 PM (AwYPR)

104 Did you see what Tucker just did to Big Mike?! I'm hysterical!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 16, 2023 08:50 PM (3ImbR)

105 Yeah, I didn't much care to watch that, either. I sometimes have dreams where I have to scramble through a narrow entrance or passageway. Not fun.

I imagine a Freudian would have a good time with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 08:51 PM (eOEVl)

106 Vanity Fair joins the We Hate Ron DeSantis Club.

They should get together and LARP in person.

A Vanity Faire

Posted by: Miklos likes Bonfires of Vanities at February 16, 2023 08:52 PM (2hexI)

107 Vanity Fair joins the We Hate Ron DeSantis Club.

But most pressing is that both of these men (Trump and DeSantis) are cut from the same autocratic cloth. . . .
Posted by: Archimedes

Bold talk from one of the most elitist, snobby, out of touch mags to ever grace a newstand.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:52 PM (qoGsy)

108 Did you see what Tucker just did to Big Mike?! I'm hysterical!
Posted by: IrishEi

No, I have newsmax on. What did he say?

Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2023 08:53 PM (tITEI)

109 90 On my last Destroyer my office was right next to a hatch leading to the weather deck... MANY cups of coffee imbibed there... morning and evening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2023 08:36 PM (oHd/0)

That sounds amazing.
Posted by: DaisyB at February 16, 2023 08:41 PM
My first carrier had the exhaust from the bakery next to our shop.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 08:53 PM (MF3yS)

110 Car keys/drive out joke?
Posted by: BignJames

Just got the one set

Posted by: Miklos likes to know where it is at February 16, 2023 08:54 PM (2hexI)

111 >>Yeah, I didn't much care to watch that, either. I sometimes have dreams where I have to scramble through a narrow entrance or passageway. Not fun.

Even less fun for the mother.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 08:54 PM (ZLI7S)

112 I have been in caves but not quite that close. Mrs. E and I followed our guide 30 feet through a 30 inch tube to see what he called a light show. When we struck a light and then turned it off the ceiling of this chamber looked like the Milky Way. Then we noticed the water was over our ankles.
Posted by: Eromero

I've been told there are a few caves nearby where one can see 'glow worms', that's what I call them anyway. More exploring is needed but I'm not dragging this fat ass through small passageways.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 08:55 PM (qoGsy)

113 Isle of Skye?

Where are the Skye women at?

I like the Isle of Wight womens better!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 16, 2023 08:55 PM (gahNj)

114 Did you see what Tucker just did to Big Mike?! I'm hysterical!
Posted by: IrishEi

Oh oh.
Big Mike's lady penis is in the don't ask don't tell realm of pronouns. As Josh Brolan states in No Country for Old Men -- any swingin' dick

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2023 08:56 PM (3byMq)

115 Romeo13 & Eromero

Spent lots and lots of time on the bridge for sunrises and sunsets. Even saw the Green Flash at times, and once, southwest of Crete, the Blue Flash.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

116 I'd love to try caving.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 16, 2023 08:57 PM (RynKp)

117 On my last Destroyer my office was right next to a hatch leading to the weather deck... MANY cups of coffee imbibed there... morning and evening.
-------------------
Did you ever vomit into the wind while in a crow's-nest in the North Atlantic during a storm like my dad did??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 08:57 PM (Vwz3I)

118 Trigglypuff

You cave everyday. To your desire for pure sugar.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

119 Did you see what Tucker just did to Big Mike?! I'm hysterical!
------------
Grabbed her 'dick' like the scene in Crocodile Dundee??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 09:00 PM (Vwz3I)

120 sorry, Brolin. I'm sure he'll be super upset crying on a bed of cash. Gotta watch that again.

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2023 09:00 PM (3byMq)

121 Michele is a woman. With a vast expanse to the rear.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

122 >>>No, I have newsmax on. What did he say?
~~~~~

He started talking about how stupid it was for people to put their pronouns in their Twitter profiles because it's obvious what their sex is just by looking at them. Then he shows pics of a bunch of dem women who list their pronouns, as if we couldn't tell that they were women. Kamala Harris lists hers as she/her, AOC is she/her, Elizabeth Warren is she/her. Again says it's stupid because it's obvious that they're women.

Then he says, deadpan, "But there is someone who hasn't listed any pronouns: Michelle Obama."

Posted by: IrishEi at February 16, 2023 09:01 PM (3ImbR)

123 Quite possibly the best ad campaign of all time. I especially liked the third one.

"Bananas, bananas, bananas".

https://tinyurl.com/2tsy9uwu

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:01 PM (eOEVl)

124 So tired of the cold. Currently 15 at 7pm.

Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2023 09:01 PM (tITEI)

125 >>>I'd love to try caving.

Posted by: Trigglypuff

>Nevermind the pepper spray, that's not bear scat!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 16, 2023 09:01 PM (Jg7EG)

126 Remember her leading the ladies (Spain and Luxembourg?) to a conference in France?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

127 Then he says, deadpan, "But there is someone who hasn't listed any pronouns: Michelle Obama."
Posted by: IrishEi

Haha, that is funny.

Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2023 09:03 PM (tITEI)

128 Salty

like this?

https://tinyurl.com/2m5bxdv8

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:05 PM (geLO8)

129 $400K seems a trifle. How much ordinance went after cardboard 'mobile Scud launchers' in Iraq?

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2023 09:05 PM (3byMq)

130 That's pretty much how I try and pick up the ladies.

Can't say it works well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:05 PM (XtkZj)

131 Crocodiles and alligators and caimans are like democrat voters.

Eat, shit, sleep and procreate with a brain the size of a pea.

That's all they do, 24/7.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 16, 2023 09:05 PM (R/m4+)

132 That's pretty much how I try and pick up the ladies.

Can't say it works well.

Bananas, bananas, bananas?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:06 PM (eOEVl)

133 128 DB - Spanning the globe

Exactly! Well done.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

134 The Old Men of Stoer and Storr were used as design prototypes for a line of comfy chairs for in-laws.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 16, 2023 09:07 PM (24fqN)

135 AlaBAMA

You use a club, and drag them by their hair to your lair?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

136 Der Schweiz! The most beautiful country I have ever seen... Except the US.

Switzerland(Schweiz) is truly beautiful.

Posted by: Danimal28 at February 16, 2023 09:08 PM (ryUqI)

137 132 That's pretty much how I try and pick up the ladies.

Can't say it works well.

Bananas, bananas, bananas?
Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:06 PM (eOEVl

No, showing off my plumage. Does the banana thing work better? I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:08 PM (XtkZj)

138 Re rituals -- one of those male birds is...um...gay.

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 16, 2023 09:09 PM (S7une)

139 So do you just walk up to the group of females and say banana three times?

What if they all respond positively?

That could be exhausting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:09 PM (XtkZj)

140 Wild turkey mating display is impressive.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 16, 2023 09:10 PM (24fqN)

141 124 So tired of the cold. Currently 15 at 7pm.
Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2023 09:01 PM (tITEI)

Making me feel ashamed of myself - feeling cold all day after a morning low of 41F. Above Zero....

Hang in there - spring is coming......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 16, 2023 09:10 PM (0TAPG)

142 My Hair!

Posted by: Liquor Store Destroying Chick at February 16, 2023 09:10 PM (SYTee)

143 I swear, I'm just randomly clicking on my favorite websites. Here are two more.

Al Sharpton Likens DeSantis’s Education Policies To Slavery, Segregation…
https://tinyurl.com/7yz38vj8

The View Hag Joy Behar Calls DeSantis A “Fascist”…
https://tinyurl.com/ycktyzvm

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:11 PM (eOEVl)

144 AlaBAMA

May I suggest less dark plastic raincoat reveals, and more showing off a thick ... wallet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

145 Rewatching the Stand you grasp that it was a comedy....

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:12 PM (Lzpvj)

146 Prior to WWI, the Kaiser threatened the Swiss with an army twice the size of the entire Swiss army.

The Ambassador said "Our soldiers will shoot twice and can then go home." The Swiss prize marksmanship.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

Actually that was WWII, and the Swiss asked how many troops can you field, and when he got the answer the Swiss said, we won't have to reload then.

They had also just spent the whole afternoon watching Swiss troopies shoot across canyons at targets, so it wasn't a totally empty brag

Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2023 09:12 PM (xhaym)

147 Wanna try caving? Read about the Nutty Putty incident.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 16, 2023 09:13 PM (24fqN)

148 He gave her hair a good chop.

If that barber uses the "time to get your ears lowered?" joke..... run.

Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2023 09:13 PM (P1f+c)

149 143 Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:11 PM (eOEVl)

Meanwhile here on Planet Earth the donkey's morality pets are attacking everyone who does not look like them....

I think maybe they are gonna wreck the economy purposefully to get us to destroy each other.

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:14 PM (Lzpvj)

150 >143 I swear, I'm just randomly clicking on my favorite websites. Here are two more.

Al Sharpton Likens DeSantis’s Education Policies To Slavery, Segregation…
https://tinyurl.com/7yz38vj8

The View Hag Joy Behar Calls DeSantis A “Fascist”…
https://tinyurl.com/ycktyzvm

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:11 PM (eOEVl)

Words have no meaning any longer.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 16, 2023 09:14 PM (gryET)

151 144 AlaBAMA

May I suggest less dark plastic raincoat reveals, and more showing off a thick ... wallet?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

Hmmm. This is my AARP card. Nice and thick. This is my Medicare card. Also thick. This is my sams club membership. Thick as well. Oh, that condom is twenty years old. Ignore that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:14 PM (XtkZj)

152 Remember her leading the ladies (Spain and Luxembourg?) to a conference in France?
------------------
Spain's Princess Letizia and France's Carla Bruni.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 09:15 PM (Vwz3I)

153 147 Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 16, 2023 09:13 PM (24fqN)

It is scary, it is also like a lot of things fun.

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:15 PM (Lzpvj)

154 Anyone else read Five Boys in a Cave when they were a kid?

Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2023 09:17 PM (SYTee)

155 >>The View Hag Joy Behar Calls DeSantis A “Fascist”…

I've yet to meet a leftists who knows what the word fascist means.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

156 So tired of the cold. Currently 15 at 7pm.

Currently almost 60 degrees here. Historical average is 38 degrees. Certainly not "warmening" but kinda strange.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 16, 2023 09:18 PM (Xrfse)

157 147 Wanna try caving? Read about the Nutty Putty incident.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 16, 2023 09:13 PM (24fqN

Or watch 13 Lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:18 PM (XtkZj)

158 "The Old Man of Storr"

I thought we were all 29.

Posted by: 496 at February 16, 2023 09:19 PM (s2H7Z)

159 Anyone else read Five Boys in a Cave when they were a kid?
Posted by: davidt at February 16, 2023 09:17 PM (SYTee)

Ummmm...No. But "Miller's Cave" was a big hit for me.

Posted by: Zombie Hank Snow, Canadian at February 16, 2023 09:21 PM (R/m4+)

160 Flowers are budding out.
Store sold its last long sleeve shirt day before yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2023 09:21 PM (09siJ)

161 andycanuck

Thanks for the accuracy. Those two were fit, attractive women. With Michelle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

162 >>> I've yet to meet a leftists who knows what the word fascist means.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------------------

They're living the dream.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2023 09:22 PM (09siJ)

163 All I know about caving is that if you can't figure out who "Timothy" is, well... that means you'll be Timothy if things go wrong.

Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2023 09:23 PM (6+pFt)

164 >>They're living the dream.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. They don't seem to know what the word woman means either.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

165 >163 All I know about caving is that if you can't figure out who "Timothy" is, well... that means you'll be Timothy if things go wrong.

Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2023 09:23 PM (6+pFt)

Me and Joe got out. Not sure what happened to Tim. Boy I'm full...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (gryET)

166 Man in Cave
https://youtu.be/Ip9VGZeqMfo

By Internet Historian over an hour long, should cure anyone of caving.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (xcxpd)

167 AlaBAMA

Try this, based on your wallet:

"Ladies, I have health care. Por me esposa."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

168 167 AlaBAMA

Try this, based on your wallet:

"Ladies, I have health care. Por me esposa."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (u82oZ

Hip replacements, half off!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:26 PM (XtkZj)

169 162 Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2023 09:22 PM (09siJ)

If you ever calm one down enough (usually agree with them that fascists deserve to die no trial) and then start explaining the fascist platform to them....

socialized medical care, scientific aid up to and including involuntary euthenasia for the elderly and the depressed, housing subsidies, guaranteed basic income, vociferous support for the workers including funded retirement for the elderly, government direction of the automotive industry, and government control of disinformation.....

agree vociferously and wait for the light to go on hell even say "those damned republicans and their media control."

Sooner or later they get it.

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

170 164 Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Hell Jack they are confused what the word "care" means medically.

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

171 AlaBAMA

See. You got it. Prepare to be ensconced in lust.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:27 PM (u82oZ)

172 "Car keys/drive out joke?"
Some things (& jokes) just live forever, except in my day it was motorcycle.

Posted by: boynsea at February 16, 2023 09:28 PM (sshap)

173 171 AlaBAMA

See. You got it. Prepare to be ensconced in lust.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:27 PM (u82oZ

Bingo hall, here I come!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:29 PM (XtkZj)

174 Try this, based on your wallet:

"Ladies, I have health care. Por me esposa."
Posted by: NaCly Dog

When I was dating, I finally asked one of the gals I went out with why I was getting pretty good interest on my dating website profile. She said:

You're single, look healthy, have medical insurance, a good job and straight. You have no idea how rare that is.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 09:31 PM (qoGsy)

175 Bingo hall, here I come!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Mmmmmmm

A Hot One

Posted by: Estelle, who owns her own trailer at February 16, 2023 09:32 PM (2hexI)

176 rearing the rhino,

The little one is practicing how to hump ears.

Must be primary season.

Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2023 09:32 PM (FhXTo)

177 Tonypete

From what I saw, you still managed to marry up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

178 You're single, look healthy, have medical insurance, a good job and straight. You have no idea how rare that is.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 09:31 PM (qoGsy

These days, Real Man might be a winner.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:33 PM (XtkZj)

179 AlaBAMA

Good luck! May they all try to play your bingo card.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:34 PM (u82oZ)

180 You're single, look healthy, have medical insurance, a good job and straight. You have no idea how rare that is.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 09:31 PM (qoGsy

These days, Real Man might be a winner.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

SPECIAL POST-VALENTINES DISCOUNT

Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at February 16, 2023 09:35 PM (2hexI)

181 I've yet to meet a leftists who knows what the word fascist means.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:17 PM (ZLI7S)

From our friends at Google:

"What is fascist in simple terms?
Fascism is generally defined as a political movement that embraces far-right nationalism and the forceful suppression of any opposition, all overseen by an authoritarian government. Fascists strongly oppose Marxism, liberalism and democracy, and believe the state takes precedence over individual interests."

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 16, 2023 09:35 PM (CCSxw)

182 From what I saw, you still managed to marry up.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I know!! Seriously - I am so blessed.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2023 09:36 PM (qoGsy)

183 On that note, I have to get ready.

Tomorrow will be down to 11℉. The snow on the roads I travel will be coated with ice, and sodium chloride will not get rid of it. Needs to be 16℉ for salt to work. And we are out of calcium chloride, which will work.

Have a great night, everyone.

May your beloved want to keep warm tonight.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 16, 2023 09:38 PM (u82oZ)

184 SPECIAL POST-VALENTINES DISCOUNT
Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at February 16, 2023 09:35 PM (2hexI

I dated a girl from Georgia once. The other Georgia, over there. She was in international relations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:38 PM (XtkZj)

185 8 How long before the SJWs demand the destruction of that rock in the top pic?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 08:07 PM (u73oe)

Nah, just have to give it some chest feeders and call it a woman.

Posted by: Flyover at February 16, 2023 09:39 PM (Rbu5d)

186 From our friends at Google:

"What is fascist in simple terms?
Fascism is generally defined as a political movement that embraces far-right nationalism and the forceful suppression of any opposition, all overseen by an authoritarian government. Fascists strongly oppose Marxism, liberalism and democracy, and believe the state takes precedence over individual interests."

More projection than the Sundance Film Festival.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 16, 2023 09:39 PM (eOEVl)

187 Hell, just let me find my car keys and "we'll" drive outta here.

'We'. Most times I'd heard the joke that part is just the matter of telling the joke. Crazy pronouns might just clutter up the entire joke. Or maybe that's including the interviewer and how in hell did xir get in there to interview anyways? Upon close inspection jokes can fall over.

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2023 09:39 PM (3byMq)

188 >>Fascism is generally defined as a political movement that embraces far-right nationalism

Generally defined. Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:40 PM (ZLI7S)

189 181...From our friends at Google:

"What is fascist in simple terms?
Fascism is generally defined as a political movement that embraces far-right nationalism and the forceful suppression of any opposition, all overseen by an authoritarian government. Fascists strongly oppose Marxism, liberalism and democracy, and believe the state takes precedence over individual interests."
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 16, 2023 09:35 PM (CCSxw)

They are still repeating the lie about "far right," I see.

Posted by: Flyover at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (Rbu5d)

190 I dated a girl from Georgia once. The other Georgia, over there. She was in international relations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Those who can, do.

Posted by: Miklos has a Bulgarian for YOU at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (2hexI)

191 From our friends at Google:

"What is fascist in simple terms?
Fascism is generally defined as a political movement that embraces far-right nationalism and the forceful suppression of any opposition, all overseen by an authoritarian government. Fascists strongly oppose Marxism, liberalism and democracy, and believe the state takes precedence over individual interests."

Go home, ChatGPT. You're drunk.

Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (P1f+c)

192 USAF grounds KC-135 Stratotanker fleet over concerns their tails may fall off mid-flight

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (geLO8)

193 Gone be 31 degrees and windy in ETEX in the morning. Going to a memorial service tomorrow, might wear wool.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (MF3yS)

194 192 USAF grounds KC-135 Stratotanker fleet over concerns their tails may fall off mid-flight
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:41 PM (geLO8

Well that sounds bad.

We probably don't need those anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:42 PM (XtkZj)

195 181 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 16, 2023 09:35 PM (CCSxw)

Which is coincidentally "wrong."

Fascism is socialism pointed inwards instead of outwards.

That is it, the sale to the volk was "the German people are owed x."

I would give anything to have the American people forced into a clockwork orange watching of Capra's "Why We Fight."

https://youtu.be/Mm3GsSWKyso

Fascism has come to mean "not liking communists" when originally it meant "perfectly willing to compete with communists for cocksucking socialist votes."

Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:42 PM (Lzpvj)

196 Favorite trunk monkey - the donut.

Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2023 09:42 PM (FhXTo)

197 Speaking of cave crawling/spelunking:
||Teen who survived legendary Thai cave rescue dies in UK while on football scholarship
Duangphet Phromthep (17) was found unconscious in his dorm at the prestigious Brooke House College Football Academy in Leicester

Duangphet Phromthep, one of the 12 boys saved during the Thai cave rescue in 2018, has died after moving to the UK on a football scholarship.

Duangphet won a place at the prestigious Brooke House College Football Academy in Leicester late last year.

The cause of his death is still unclear but the 17-year-old was found unconscious in his dorm room in Leicestershire on Sunday and taken to hospital, where he died on Tuesday, the BBC reports.

Duangphet was the captain of the Thai boys’ football team, The Wild Boars, which became trapped in a cave along with their coach for two weeks while exploring the Tham Luang cave complex in Chiang Rai province in 2018. Duangphet was just 13 at the time.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 09:42 PM (Vwz3I)

198 Duangphet was the captain of the Thai boys’ football team, The Wild Boars, which became trapped in a cave along with their coach for two weeks while exploring the Tham Luang cave complex in Chiang Rai province in 2018. Duangphet was just 13 at the time.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 16, 2023 09:42 PM (Vwz3I)

Damn man. That's rough. 17 years old. And after winning the life lottery to get out of that cave alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:46 PM (XtkZj)

199 Since when do the Left care about the actual meaning of words?

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2023 09:46 PM (BXxcV)

200 It was either fentanyl or a muslim.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2023 09:47 PM (09siJ)

201 Fascism identifies as far right

Posted by: ... at February 16, 2023 09:47 PM (BXxcV)

202 Sooner or later they get it.
Posted by: sven at February 16, 2023 09:27 PM (Lzpvj)

I use a "number line" approach:

With Marxism/Fascism on the far left of the line, Socialists a bit to the right, than a large large gap to the right, then Democracy, a bit further to the right Const. Republic.

It's instructive, even if the recipient doesn't believe it.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 16, 2023 09:48 PM (CCSxw)

203 Tesla issues massive recall because car may crash itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:48 PM (XtkZj)

204 Fascism is so far right it fell off and came up the other side.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 16, 2023 09:48 PM (09siJ)

205 >Tesla issues massive recall because car may crash itself.

That is not great.

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:49 PM (geLO8)

206 No, showing off my plumage. Does the banana thing work better? I'm open to suggestions.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Lick your eyebrow.
Works every time.

Posted by: MkY at February 16, 2023 09:49 PM (cPGH3)

207 I am a Constitutionalist, somewhat to the right of John Birch Society, say about even with the Ashli Babbitt Society.

Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 09:50 PM (MF3yS)

208 205 >Tesla issues massive recall because car may crash itself.

That is not great.
Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:49 PM (geLO8

It's only 362,000 of them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (XtkZj)

209 This is pretty interesting. McGonigal has ties to both Hunter Biden and the Russia hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/y47n5th8

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

210
13 Seemed a shame to get all that hair chopped off
Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe

----

She's selling it so she can buy her husband a proper chain for his pocket watch.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (qOuMB)

211 The world has gone bat sh*t crazy.

Posted by: Infidel at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (tITEI)

212 207 I am a Constitutionalist, somewhat to the right of John Birch Society, say about even with the Ashli Babbitt Society.
Posted by: Eromero at February 16, 2023 09:50 PM (MF3yS)

Begone I say...

Posted by: zombie William F Buckley at February 16, 2023 09:52 PM (CCSxw)

213 well you have to understand how progressives see themselves on the ideological map

they are smack in the middle- flat and wide open and reasonable. Correct in all things.

there is nothing to their Left..

and way WAY out on the Right, teetering on the edge of reality, is everything else

Posted by: DB - Spanning the globe at February 16, 2023 09:52 PM (geLO8)

214 209 This is pretty interesting. McGonigal has ties to both Hunter Biden and the Russia hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/y47n5th8
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Probably on the up and up. Moving along...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:52 PM (XtkZj)

215 Guessing that the wrecking shop contracted AceShelfCo.

On time, under budget, underwhelming.

Posted by: micky at February 16, 2023 09:53 PM (3byMq)

216 >Tesla issues massive recall because car may crash itself.

That is not great.
Posted by: DB
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Next thing you know, Ford will be recalling the F-150 ev...oh, wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2023 09:53 PM (Jh1DM)

217 Tesla issues massive recall because car may crash itself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

You would too if you had to carry these fucking left tarded cocksuckers around.

Posted by: Rando Tesla at February 16, 2023 09:54 PM (3CCua)

218 FUN FACT

Chicks from Central/Eastern Europe are not interested in feminism or socialism or communism. Their Grammas told them how that didn't work.

They want a man who doesn't cheat, and buys Cute Clothes within an Agreed Limited Budget.

And American Passport/Green Card

The Passport part is Important

Posted by: Miklos has Informations at February 16, 2023 09:55 PM (2hexI)

219 She's selling it so she can buy her husband a proper chain for his pocket watch.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Hey, I'm buried just down the street, you know.

Posted by: Syd Porter at February 16, 2023 09:56 PM (Jh1DM)

220 This is pretty interesting. McGonigal has ties to both Hunter Biden and the Russia hoax.

https://tinyurl.com/y47n5th8
Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2023 09:51 PM (ZLI7S)

Probably on the up and up. Moving along...
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I read and sang that in a George and Weezy Jefferson voive.

Posted by: Miklos has danced to this song A LOT at February 16, 2023 09:56 PM (2hexI)

221 I read and sang that in a George and Weezy Jefferson voive.
Posted by: Miklos has danced to this song A LOT at February 16, 2023 09:56 PM (2hexI)

Another show that couldn't be made today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:58 PM (XtkZj)

222 Another show that couldn't be made today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 16, 2023 09:58 PM (XtkZj)

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That’s true because these days fish does fry in the kitchen and beans do indeed burn on the grill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 16, 2023 10:01 PM (u73oe)

223

ONTVS NOODVS EST

*I saw this chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once...

Posted by: Zettai at February 16, 2023 10:03 PM (8BPH1)

224 I'll have you know, Big Mike weighs 120 pounds

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2023 10:12 PM (us2H3)

225 I've touched the base of the Old Man of Storr. Shortly afterwards, I realised I was on the verage of becoming an old man, as I watched two young people slip-sliding down the scree slope and decided I would return another way.

Posted by: Botec at February 17, 2023 07:10 AM (6idj7)

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